In the year two thousand seven fourteen, a new squad of Opera Davis was
chosen by the College of Illusion. These fools promptly went on to frustrate their
DM at every opportunity. Today, still working together because really, who else
would work with them? They survive as adventurers of fortune. If you have
a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find
them, maybe you can hire the Second Breakfast Club. Tony Kinney as Eddie
Falzoni, Jess Owen as a deer a Glow, Michael Cole as Urag and
Jesse Wicks as Bill Crilliance, Nico Rodriguez as your DM. Welcome back to
the continuing tales of a Fool's Quest defeating the Locknest Monster. Your click returned
to Dean Smelting to tell him the news, and he congratulates you on the
successful mission. You're I mean, not even like really a first That's what
the noise he makes those thieves, so he thinks he was not even like
your real first mission. But he's super happy to see that you know you
are being success successful as a clique already and that you're such a capable group,
so he doesn't really say anything, but you all kind of get the
feeling that he was concerned about the thought of you being rushed through the graduation
and was a little bit having doubts about your aptitude. Honestly, he's kind
of a hard ass, but in all he likes his students to be prepared
to go out into the world, and he was a little concerned that they
have been rushing you through. So you defeating the lockness monster was a relief
to him. He thinks you're capable, and he's feeling a little bit more
at ease now. He asks that you keep mention of the locknessed monster quiet
for now. He says that there's no real reason to upset the citizens of
the forsaken city. For all intents and purposes, the problem has been solved
long before it was actually a problem. And then he dismissed you from your
classes and duties for the remainder of the week, so that you can prepare
to or so that you can prepare for the festival. And the a festival
is already being advertised amongst the city. So over the course of the next
week, what do you do to prepare? So a few questions for each
twenty what do you do to prepare? Do you invite anyone specific like family,
friends, enemies, someone you want to show off in front of it?
I don't know. And then also there will be a donations table for
all of you that you know, kind of like a college open house,
you know, so they're going to bring donations for your click And would you
prefer gold, equipment goods or something else? And then how would you like
to be presented as a title for the ceremony? What would you like your
name to be presented as? So Bill you first? How would you like
your title to be presented? Just Bill Quiverlance, the bar, the bar,
the bar, Bill the only one quiver Lance? And are you inviting
anyone? Yeah, I'll probably send out invitations to all like the the wealthiest
or like highest up aristocrats I've bumped elbows with up until now, and try
and get all of the wealthiest people I can find to attend my graduation ceremony.
That makes sense. And for the invitation invitations that you're kicking out,
do you remark that you prefer gold, equipment goods or something else? You
know, gold? And I wouldn't specify what I would bring because I they're
they're rich people and it seems kind of rude. So I'm just gonna,
you know, whatever you feel like you should bring me, whatever you think
is enough. Yeah, yeah, that's you who are so fortunate to make
bank. Anything else you do to prepare for the festival yourself? Oh yeah,
I'm probably gonna pick up like some new outfits that give at least one
new like tailor made, very fine suit. I suppose whatever's in fashion at
the moment. All right, the city, no beer, hats, no,
but it's so cool. All right? Oh Rag, would you like
to be announced? Well, if if he had to go with a formal
title, uh huh uh, the full title would be oh Rag Tuya because
that was the name of his tribe, to Ya skin walker of the Second
Breakfast Club. Who would you like to invite? Are you inviting anyone?
Uh? Yeah, I want to invite my adoptive father, whose name is
was It of the tu Ya tribe shaman. His name is Wassip was It
was It? Was It? What's it to ya? What kind of ridiculous
name is that? It's my ridiculous name? What's it to y'all? So
something stuck in your throat? There even no doubt he'll be proud of how
my skills have grown and all the good things that have come along with sending
me to the school here. Yeah, for sure, and hopefully uh,
he'll mention something to my fay fore fathers if he has any contact with them,
so that they could also look plea upon me. Yeah, yeah,
Okay, do you have a preference on donations? Doesn't really have, you
know, a big desire for you know, gold and glitter and that kind
of thing. And then he already has his uh sustained by nature, so
he has his needs met as far as that goes. But he doesn't want
to be rude, so he'll gladly accept and appreciate anything that they present to
him. Okay, an, yes, And what do you do to prepare
for the festival of fur come? Actually, I want to perform a cleansing
ceremony to appease any spirits that we've annoyed by our activities in the last couple
of weeks for myself and the rest of the click. Okay, So that
consists of a bunch of necklaces of braided sweet grass mixed with sage juniper and
cedar leaves, and I explained that the grass is a cleansing and healing plant,
and braided like this, it represents strength and resilience for our group,
our family, our school, and our community, and also the connection with
the land of you Frey. And I'll ask you echo one of them to
wear that from dawn until dusk and then and ask the spirits for continued strength
and guidance. And then the braids will be placed at cardinal points in the
dorm room and lit with fire so that the smoke can cleanse the air around
us and carry our prayers to the four winds. Wow, you know what
I would say, You all get plus one on your next role for whatever
it is for this cleansing ceremony. So whatever your next role is, you're
gonna get a plus one on that because you were just smoked out with good
vibes on hill Yet. All right, adra you're up next. How would
you like to be introduced? Uh? Just a deer glow, the terrifying,
just nothing fancy. They should they should have to scream when I say
it? All right? And is there anyone specific you'd like to invite?
Just Bob and Linda, my parents, my brothers, Jean, Tina,
and Louise. They're going to be passing through to connect with other normod territory
or other nomads traveling south, so they'll stop by a damn. Is there
anything specific you'd like Peanut for donations? For donations? No, not really,
just a gold Okay, I guess no. Man's don't really need much
of anything. All right, Anne, what do you do to prepare for
the ceremony? I'll mostly be doing a lot of battle training. Okay.
She's gonna be really anxious because her brothers are going to be coming to town
and harrassing her for however long that they're going to be around, so she's
got to be prepared for that. Yeah, tracks, all right. And
then old Eddie Eddie, how would you like to be introduced as Eddie Felzoni
made? I'm not gonna invite everyone because my family was murdered by orphans.
What but to prepare? I'm going to do laundry, good, take a
bath? Question? Ever? And donations? Equipment? I think equipment?
All right. I imagine that when Eddie does laundry, once it's done,
he puts rocks on it to make sure it gets wrinkled by a couple s
wads it up and throw it's all stonewashed. Okay. So you do all
of these things throughout the week, and the day of the festival finally comes.
The weather is perfect in the forsaken city. As the crowds begin to
form, the bardic group, smush Jaw takes the stage and begins playing a
happy little tune. Mike, you should have the perfect song for that whole
medley it. Five banquet tables have been set up in the center of the
shared grounds. There's a table for each of the four graduates waiting members,
and a fifth table for the Dean and the other high illusionists. So these
are the food tables that are going to have the foods that you brought on.
The first table large waffles in case fish sticks in a taco like build.
At the end of the table, there are dipping containers holding tartar sauce
for those who wish to add a little flavor to their meal. The second
table holds stacks and stacks of pancakes, but they're in all different designs.
So there's dragon pancakes, squids, mice, even little baby cuthulhu pancakes all
over the table. But there's no syrup on the third table, it's okay,
you can borrow my tartar sauce. Two giant bowls rest on top of
dishes full of ice. The first bowl is filled to the brim with caviar
and the second bowl is equally stocked with s cargo. In front of each
bowl is a little stack of tiny bibs that you can put in your shirt.
And on the four or the fourth table that matches the first with an
equal amount of waffles, fish sticks, and tartar sauce. The fifth table,
the one selected by the teachers of the Illusionist Academy, holds a giant
punch bowl filled with What's It juice. Using a ladle, a person can
grab a scoop of the What's It juice and fill their cup. There are
also little cookies at the very end of the table, and the cookies are
all shaped in the form of one of the graduates. The cookies are all
also clearly flavored differently, so if you would like to know what flavor they
think you are, you have to try it. Really. The teachers all
sit in chairs behind on a stage behind the tables. They currently are eating
their meals with a small fold out tray in front of each seat, there
are four empty seats where you four are expected to eat your meals at another
table. These chairs are sitting behind a sixth table. This table is a
spot where friends, family, and potential patrons are able to donate their gifts
to the party as the meal occurs. The table is empty at this point,
but after the dean speech, which you know will come shortly, people
will stand up to congratulate you and give you the gifts and speak with you
as they go. So you are at this point able to kind of wander
around if you want, or you can go sit down and start the ceremony,
or you can grab plates of food. It is totally acceptable for the
four of you to be eating food. You guys get first DIBs after the
teachers, and so the teachers already have their food. You get yours next,
or you can pass, and then the dean will make a speech and
then you everyone will start getting food and giving gifts and congratulating it. I
get fish sticks and waffles. I'm gonna give that. What's a juice?
A sniff? Does it seem alcoholic? No? No it doesn't. All
right, I'm just gonna pull my flask out and give myself a cup and
just pour something in there. All right, cool, It probably will be
alcoholic by the time the teachers leave the stage. Someone will spike the punch.
Yeah yeah, yeah, But as customer, you guys have gone to
graduating ceremonies like this before, so this is not new to you, really,
but it's kind of nice that you are the main event. All right,
any anyone else, what do you do? And Dear's stomach is gonna
be awfully and not so she's gonna definitely go for the food. She's gonna
try the cookie first. Okay, which cookie would you like to try?
One of each? Or one of each? Yeah for sure, but Eddie's
first, all right. So Eddie's cookie. You bite into it and it
tastes smoky, almost like a cherry bourbon with hints of smoke. Sounds right,
yeap, bourbon bourbon beat bourbon. Yeah, you can't tell. You
can't taste it, but there's a smell, like an odor into the cookies.
It's a skite cookie. It's pretty good, yeah, like any other.
Then I'm gonna try a bill and your rocks at the same time.
Okay, you smash two cookies in your mouth, and uh, you're gonna
guess that. Well, the flavors that you get some mush in your mouth.
One is a very strong mushroom and the other is like a sugar cookie
with sprinkles on it. Now you could see the sprinkles that one, Yeah,
it's definitely there. But that the one with sprinkles is the bill cookie.
So it's like a sugar cookie with sprinkles. And then who raggs his
mushrooms? Yeah, kind of chewy like there are mushroom chunks in it.
Oh wow. And then obviously mine taste last ye and yours is kind of
like a hard cookie, like almost like a biscuit or hard tack. Yeah,
well, so a biscotti as well. I was trying to think of.
It's like a cinnamon biscotti. So it's very cinnamony. But it's kind
of hard to crunch through too. Maybe you can burnt a little on the
bottom. Yeah along the edges, perfect delicious. Nobody eat pastes are terrible.
I shove them all my pockets. Did did rugs sham and adoptive father
show up? Yes? Yeah, his adoptive father did show up. What's
it to you? Did show up? And you can see him awkwardly making
his way through the group of people trying to find a seat, really in
the middle of the pack, even though people have told him several times that
parents get to sit up toward the front. He's like, no, no,
no, I'm fine here all right. I have a big mug of
the what's it juice punch and go find dad and lead him to his seat.
Do you have a drink with your name on it? Oh? This
looks delicious. He takes the mug from you. It takes a few drinks
from it. This is delicious. Very good, very good. Yes,
I drink some more beers. I spoke to the spirit elders and they will
be watching over today. Oh, very good, very good. That pleases
me. Good. It is unfortunate that your other two pupils did not rise
to the occasion as I did. Do you have names for these other two
pupils? Maybe? Well? The girl want to pocus was too much of
a run around, and the young lad out of focus had poor eyesight.
I count your success as a success for all of us. He goes to
sit down and almost miss is this, dammit, have a cookie shaped like
me? He takes a bite out of it all right? Moving along,
Bill, what are you doing? I'm getting my fancy plate from my fancy
one and uh some of the juice, and then I'm walking around and rubbing
elbows with all the wealthy people that came to see me. Yeah. Yeah,
they're all talking like this as wong by fantastic job, Bill found fancy
meeting you here? Is that for backhandedly complimenting everything? Felt? Oh yeah,
what's your outfit look like? See if it looked like I'm sure it's
just a colors to the illusionation kind of their color is white because they use
illusions to make it anything else. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll have
it be like a white jacket, but then kind of have it like it
would be possible to have it like enchanted in some way so that it like,
uh just flickers colors throughout. Yeah, I'll just have that something showing
off the illusion colors and then just like nice you know, white and whatever
silver, I guess. Yeah. It's kind of like in the Hunger Games
too, So when you spin, you know, do a little ballerina spin,
it like flares out and colors change everywhere like catinuses dressed it. So
it does the same thing, only it's like different rain, but we color
instead of fires. It looks like you threw one of the Boy of Colors
campfire. Yeah, kind of smells like chemicals. Okay, so you guys,
I'll do this stuff. Do you grab your food and go sit down
so the ceremony can start? Yeah, all right, I'm gonna ask that
Eddie makes me invisible while we're for the Dean to talk and everybody talk before
we have to be present on stage to do whatever, because I don't want
my brothers to like sneak up on me and do anything stupid. Okay,
so you you all right, So Eddie turns you invisible before you take a
seat to start the ceremony. Perfect, okay, great. She had a
ten for the role and a ten for the role. So no one notices
you two are walking having a quick conversation about this, and then poof,
you just gone disappear, and yep. The only person that does notice is
Dean Smelting, and that's because he was watching. But he doesn't say anything,
and he watches you kind of sit down in your chair and it kind
of creaked back and he's like, all right, well they're all here,
oh, maybe she's nervous. Here, I'm a little shy, not the
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And now let's get back to the fun. Okay, So Dean Smelting
stands up and folds up his food table and you know it kind of collapses
in on and he sets it next to his chair, and he clears his
throat and then pulls a small idol from his Fannie pack. You've seen him
use this magic item several times before. The idol is about a foot tall
and equally wide, like yeah it was. It was crafted to look like
a creature with the front half of a lama and the hind corners of a
turkey, so you know, big turkey button on the back, and he
speaks the magic words to activate the device and says Lama Turkey, Fella turkey.
The magic idol then begins to project his voice for all to hear,
giving it just a small ring of feedback before he begins. Welcome, friends,
family, students, patrons, and supporters of the Illusion Academy. Today
we celebrate the newest graduating clique of two seven hundred and fourteen in the age
of academics. These four students have worked diligently over the last two years to
achieve the title of Illusionist Alumni, and I could not be more proud of
their success. Although times are tough as we continue to mourn those that we
have recently lost, these four will shine a light into the world, being
a beacon of hope for not only the Illusion Nation, but the entire world
of Euphred. So let us all raise our glasses of punch and salute to
the second breakfast club and to the success and health of your clique. And
then besides or you know, the crowd starts raising their glasses with one hand
and then clicking their fingers with the other hand for applause. Beside him,
you can see the other teachers at the table. There's high illusionist Kibbi,
high illusionist mister Spotter, high Illusionists Missus crab Apple, and high high illusionist
mister Carvey. Smelting hands the Lama turkey over to mister Carvey, who announces
your names to the public. So mister Carvey pulls out of paper from under
the table and speaks loudly into the Lama turkey and says, when I call
your name, please stand so that people can see you and know who I'm
talking about. A die, Ray, A diary glow, the terrifying a
die. Are you here a die? Right right? I'm gonna just elbow
her a little bit in the chair. If she's there and anyone's seen a
die, right Ray, it's a dera a dera glow. That's not what
cisy on his paper. All right, right, sit down, al right,
next and then I'm tackled. Tina just flies off the stage what's gonna
happen? Cookies everywhere? Al right. Next there's Bile, Liam Quiver,
lambs, I'm gonna stand up. I'm the bar. I'm the bar.
I'm not bile Liam no Quiver. Still now, it's okay, it's okay.
Yes, that's that's me. That's easy. Sure that all right,
it's okay. We can't all be great at reading strange name. Bile,
sit down, let me see, let me see here, adjustice glasses on
his face. You wrote rag, you wrote rag to you, Skinwalker of
the Second Breakfast Club. You wrote ratch to you? Rag? Okay,
olu rag shirt whatever. He just throws the paper, just make it ship
up, Sit down, raged, tiny man. Alright, last person,
She picks a paper back up off the ground. E d die e e
d die feil zone I'm eadie die. There we go EADI die fails on
the mate. Stand up all right, and then he hands the uh.
He says, congrats to you. Now, sit your asses back down.
Mister smell hinged, here's a thinking hands hands him the the thing, and
Dean Smelting takes the Lama turkey back from mister Carvey and says, thank you.
High illusionist. Carvey. Now, Eddie, I believe you have a
few words for the people of the forsaken city. Yeah, yeah, I
get up, and you know, take a lama turkey and rustle around my
paper that I pull out of my pocket of my good robe. M I
don't know half of you as well as I should like, and I like
what hold on, I'm sorry, hold on, that's the wrong speech.
Here we go. I want to thank you all for coming. It's a
big day for us. You know, when I first came to College Illusion,
I wanted to make wonders beautiful, terrible wonders, to make everyone notice,
make everyone stand up and say, that's not what I learned here.
Here I learned to see the wonderer and the beauty that are already in the
world, and to blend in with it. I learned subtlety. Illusion magic
can be grand, certainly, and beautiful and wondrous. But the college isn't
here to teach us that. It's here to teach us how to go unnoticed,
how to nudge things the right way, how to accomplish goals with no
one the wiser, to misdirect, conceal, disguise. And that's what we've
learned here. We couldn't have gotten here at this ceremony without the knowledge and
the skills that are passed on by the faculty and even by our peers.
There's a a gesture, you know, with the faculty and are the other
clicks there? They're there? Yeah, I'm gesture at them when I mentioned
peers. So thank you all for coming and for everything you've given and talked.
It's helped us along the way. The time here has been too long
and too short, and I regret to announce that we'll be leaving now.
Then I'm gonna turn myself invisible. I'm a bilbo back and said so the
whole crowd gas. They're like, as you disappear and then ship uh oh
yeah, wass it uh to you? He starts clapping like the only one.
There's just one person clapping, and everybody's like looking around, and Dean
Smelting just shakes his head and closes his eyes and starts rubbing his temples and
he's like, I clap with him. Sorry, He's He's like, I
can't. I don't know where the Lama turkey went. So he just shouts
as loud as you can, I want to know how he pulled that one
by one foot lama turkey out of his fanny packs fanny peck of holding.
Yeah okay, and he sits down and everybody can loudly hear the chair scraping
from his hot mic. It's still they still on. Do you think that?
Do you think I surprised him? Here? The small talk still hot.
He just puts his hands around his mouth and shouts out, you can
eat everyone, you can eat. And so from somewhere in the back you
hear a Dariel time to go, and she goes into a rage and tackles
her brothers into one of the fair tables. There's stuff just big in your
mouth, all alcow slash shattering. Tina grabs one of the fold up chairs
and starts hitting you with it up. You have to watch out for Tina.
Yeah, he gets made fun of a lot. I love that you
mentioned that, how how subtle illusion and everything is as the night before,
didn't or the week before? Didn't we make a giant banner? Yes,
suck it. Yeah it was the day before. Oh yeah, it was
a week ago. Yeah, we flashed forward a week. That's right,
it's only been a week in one day. Yeah, beginning to occur to
me, it would have been a good idea for us to just keep handfuls
of flower on us all the time while we're in the illucination, so we
could just throw everything. I'm just gonna start keeping a back of flower.
You gotta you get a fanny pack of holding to it. Just have hundreds
of pounds of flower. Like it's kind of like the old gag and close
where everybody gets one. Yeah, everybody gets a fanny pack of holding.
Chris would be so mad if I just heading out, all right, So
hold as many keys as you want. The crowd begins to make their way
towards the stage area to get their own food. You see that many people
have brought their own plates, and they begin loading up dishes with the seafood,
waffles and pancakes and what is remaining of the few cookies that are there.
Within three minutes, somebody dumps a whole jug of something into the punch
bowl and it's and then several people begin to queue at your table, the
gift table. Well, each of you have your own donation section of the
table. It is assumed that all gifts are to benefit the entire click,
so the table is sectioned off so you can see which ones are given to
you, but it's all one table. It's supposed to be you know,
unity as well as individual people or you know, yeah, that's what signifies.
So it will be common for one person to give a gift to one
of you, but not to all three of you. It's not considered rude.
As the line forms, you notice first, high Illusionist Kibbi is at
the head of the queue, as customary the high Illusionists. One of the
high Illusionists gives a gift to the group from the staff, and then behind
them is Maria Soap, a dove from the Church of Greyhawk, and behind
the dove is the potters and the bells the other two clicks, and then
behind them are your friends and family that have been invited. They all get
the chance to come up and give goods if they haven't. High Illusionist Kibby
steps forward and puts a scroll from their fanni pack, pulls it out of
their fanny pack and sets it down on the table directly in front of Eddie.
And this part of the s ceremony is very ritualistic. As they set
it down, they speak loudly for all to hear on behalf of the Illusion
Nation, dope on, behalf of the Illusion Academy, the Nation of Illusion
and the people of the foreseekin city. I humbly bestow upon you your first
quest. And then in a lower voice, and in a lower voice,
they leaning closer and say, make sure to see Dean Smelting for provisions and
details before you leave. And the scroll to you, which is your first
real quest as a clique? A graduated click, and then and then high
Illusionist Kidby steps away and Dove Maria Soap stands up and Er comes up next,
and she says, congratulations on the success of the party. Thank you
absolutely. I mean it's not really in full swing yet, but they spiked
the punch so it shouldn't be too long, right, Yeah, hopefully everybody
stays safe and makes good choices. It will be helping. You're gonna be
a frog again, aren't you just go swim in the punch bowl this time?
Wait? Will you turn into the good type of toad again? Please?
That's my favorite. Actually you do that, go ahead and swim in
the punch bowl. The whole party starts winking. She says, well,
this is on behalf of the church as well as Merle Williams Robin of the
Illusionist Nation Church of Greyhawk. If you find anything church related, please make
sure to bring it back to us and let us know while you're out in
your travels. Either talk to me directly or Robin Williams. That'll be fine
and we'll be able to report that back to the Church of Greyhawk and for
your donation. She sets a chest on the table in front of you,
and then she does step over in front of Adira specifically and says, no
Adra is out running around. She leaves a letter on the table for Adira
and where a deer would be sitting as she hears a chair break over her
shoulders and you know, fall down to the ground, and then she says,
made the Light of grey Hawk guide your path and then turns to leave.
Next up comes the Potters, so Gary, Hermi and Don all step
up next, and Don says, hey, thank you for not stealing stuff
from my stash. I've heard about what you guys did in the lake,
and I assume he kind of found some stuff down there. So was there
stuff down there? Oh well, maybe you didn't notice it. Maybe I
just hit it really well, must have Hermie says, I brought a gift
for you, Eddie. Oh. The chest had one hundred gold pieces in
it. The chest from the church. Hermie says, I have a gift
for you, Eddie and holds out a book. It is a major's book
and it is the magic relevance of this is it gives one book back to
your bag of books that you've got, so you've got one more charge back
to your magic item set. And Gary says, congratulations. I am so
happy for you guys. I'm so excited to see you moving on and hopefully
we're right behind you as the next click to go. I did bring a
gift for you as well. Here, and he sets a small box on
the table. I'm gonna I'm gonna open it up and as I do count
You know, Gary, you guys were way ahead of the bells. I
think your clicks next. Yeah, I hope so too. I think the
bells are just I don't know, yeah, kind of goofy. They definitely
are. Open that box up and see what's that all right? As you
open it up, he says, oh, that's the Sorcerer's stone. Once
per day it becomes a random stone that you might need for any spell component.
So if you need a diamond that's worth one hundred gold pieces, the
stone takes on those same material components. It doesn't actually become a diamond.
It just works in place of a I'm in so you can't like use it
to buy something for a hundred gold Well, thanks, Gary, that's gonna
be super useful. I've used it a lot with some of the different spells
that I've worked on, and I've really enjoyed it, so I think you'll
really like it too. And then you know who knows, hopefully we'll be
graduating soon and you'll see us up here on the stage next time. You're
gonna be the next one, I know it. All right, Well,
good luck, I'll see you guys later. And then the music the bards
start playing, and the music starts going, and you guys see Tina out
there dancing in the middle of the hell by himself, yea, all by
himself, just doing this weird day, getting all punct the bells step up,
Nights, Frack Beach, Beaty Crater, and Mesa all stop. But
they are missing one person, Valley. Huh. There is one additional person
that's with the group, though it is an older lady who steps up next
to them, and she looks a lot like Frack. Frick's mom. Yeah,
hey, the bells, thanks for thanks for coming to our you know,
commencement here. Yeah, yes, our soire are our shindig. Yeah,
congratulations, super awesome. We're hoping you'll hear you know, are hoping
to hear a lot of stories from you guys when you get back from whatever
you do on your first mission. We're really excited to hear about it.
We're excited to do it. And you know, you guys aren't far behind.
You are way ahead of the potters, and you're going to be the
next group. I know it. Hey, And Frak was like, of
course, we should have been before you, and then his mom hits him
on the shoulder. She's like Frack and he's so sorry, mom, and
she's like, congratulations on your success. My name's Doris, Doris Morris.
And I learned that in one of your final trials, Frack tried to bribe
you guys. Is that right? Yeah, sounds like something eat you.
Yeah. Well, I applaud your ability to stand by your virtues, and
so for that, I bring you a gift. Well, you know,
We didn't do it for us. We did it for Frack because I thought,
you know, we're here to learn and to build character and buy in
your way through something. That's not the way to do it. So we
really did it for him. I agree. We did not come by our
money, you know, easily, Like my parents had to die for me
to get all this money. So mm hmm get murdered by weapons. We
don't talk about the orphan problem here in the Forsacan city. They're everywhere everywhere.
They look just like normal people. They don't have parents. Wait a
second, your parents are dead. My parents are dead. Doesn't make you
a dune. She sets down the gift of gold here, your parents are
also dead? At it? Or are we the leader of the orphan get
warriors? All right? So she leaves on her gold. There anything else
you guys want to say to them? Or are there now? Hatistries like
hanging from the ceiling? That yeah, for sure? For sure. In
my rage, I'm like trying to climb one as it catches on fire and
it's not going well because part of the building is burning. Now, missus
Morris, what are you doing after the party? You know I could show
you around our dorm and I know, wink at frack when I say that,
Oh man, your new daddy, make a roll on that is this
is plus one because one I feel like you didn't need to roll at our
graduation ceremonies would be charisma. Yeah yeah, I was thinking, whatever that
fucking one is talking party. I wanted to say, Volley, yeah nine,
she had your plus one? If she get a plus one or did
you roll already that's with the plus one. I rolled a seven and then
I I got plus one charisma and then plus forward from earlier. I don't
know if it'd be parli er. Yeah, it was just like a straight
charisma roll. Yeah, probably just is straight because I don't have leverage.
Parley's when you have leverage on it. Yeah that's true. Yeah, you
know, just just got a flirt winger. Yeah, well mom, I'll
say as a nine, she is super flattered and she sees it, so
she's like, oh, oh my, well, I'm sure you know,
Boris Morris, my husband wouldn't appreciate that very much. So no, I
didn't realize you were married. I thought maybe he was killed by orphans too
or something. But oh we could only hope, all right, Frex,
mom's got it going on. I'm going to take the stage and start playing
a new song I just thought of. This concludes this episode of A Fool's
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