WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.799 --> 00:00:12.480 It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with jack ENCRN SEO and JP Sorrow. The 2 00:00:12.519 --> 00:00:16.399 bells are ringing. It's the twenty twenty three Lapsed Fan Christmas Show. The 3 00:00:16.480 --> 00:00:22.280 unwrapping two As gifts continue to stream into the po box, tidings of great 4 00:00:22.320 --> 00:00:26.359 cheer and great wishes from the best listenership in all of podcasting, the envy 5 00:00:26.839 --> 00:00:30.920 of all of podcasting, listener for listener, dollar for dollar, there is 6 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:34.679 nothing quite like the Lapsed Fan Solar system. Agree. There are those who 7 00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:37.240 know it, and there are those who pretend they don't know it. But 8 00:00:37.359 --> 00:00:42.960 on Christmas time there is absolutely no denying. And who's our next distinguished betefactor? 9 00:00:43.439 --> 00:00:48.479 That would be Christopher Mains very good from me? Alaska or Arkansas? 10 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:53.920 Arkansas? Wait's what's supposed to go in? No Alaska? Ak is Alaska, 11 00:00:53.960 --> 00:00:58.359 isn't it, brother? Because it's a nine nine five seven six, 12 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:03.000 Yeah, it's gonna be Alaska. Holy ship, sir, Wow, I 13 00:01:03.040 --> 00:01:07.000 did not know. I mean you know what now I think I know who 14 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:08.079 it is. I think I know who it is. That's why that's why 15 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:11.480 the post is is so expensive. Screen to me? Do we have listeners 16 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:18.519 in all fifty states that that's something to explore until and the United States territories 17 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:27.799 brother like Amilla and Mid South. I know, we got Kaypo and Hawaii, 18 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:33.840 so that's cover. Here we go. We've got Eric Bischoff in Montana, 19 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:44.120 Wyoming. Sorry, nice rapping? Yeah? Is there a better sound 20 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:47.840 all year than that? God? I love it so much. Never gets 21 00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:51.000 old. Don't let it get old. Fight the dying of the light. 22 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:57.079 As Dylan Thomas would say, the child's Christmas in whales, except we're whaling 23 00:01:57.079 --> 00:02:04.519 away on fucking Christmas boxes here. We're gonna laugh. Bubble wrap, bubble 24 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:07.359 wrap. More than one thing going on in there. It looks like bubble 25 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:14.560 the love sponge wrap. That's if we're gonna keep getting t NHD Fuck me, 26 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:29.759 Oh my god, what pulled that out of the Frame's luck? He's 27 00:02:29.759 --> 00:02:31.719 got the look, he's got the boss look. Or I'm just gonna do 28 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:39.439 that? Oh fucking hell? What does that mean? Oh? Ses read 29 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:45.000 what the first thing you showed me said? What does this say? And 30 00:02:45.039 --> 00:02:53.840 this you know is bullshit anyway. Certificate of authenticity Bruce Hart black and white, 31 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:59.280 eight by ten, signed in silver sharpie. The above. The autograph 32 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:05.719 described above is guaranteed to be authentic. I e are actually signed by the 33 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:12.360 celebrity slash band noted for the life of the item. Yeah, bullshit, 34 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:15.159 Tim and Pillman and Bad Company and Stampede. I'll tell you that is bad 35 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:20.280 Company. There's something else here, so oh Man, an autographed eight by 36 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:23.560 ten of Bruce Heart. It can only be elapsed Christmas, ladies and gentlemen. 37 00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:29.879 God, even Brett wouldn't want to signed Bruce, especially Brett. We 38 00:03:29.919 --> 00:03:34.120 should probably say Boss Man's jaws open right now. I can let you know 39 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:38.280 that his mouth hangs a gape. But what what's causing all this is out 40 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:45.000 of my field of vision. He elevates it slowly from the bottom. It 41 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:46.319 says wrestling. It says, oh my god, Oh my god, it's 42 00:03:46.319 --> 00:03:50.960 a Wrestling All Stars in case. And it's oh my god, how disturbing. 43 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:57.000 Oh my goodness. Okay, everybody knows that the Wrestling All Stars Trading 44 00:03:57.000 --> 00:04:00.520 card collection. That's sort of like, you know, the most vintage complete 45 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:04.080 set of of pro wrestling trading cards. And Boss put the card at the 46 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:09.400 bottom of the frame of the camera and slowly tilted up so that I could 47 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:15.399 see the revealed face of none other than Buck Zuomhoff, Fuck them Hoff. 48 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:20.399 This Christmas season, get a little Buck Zumhoff under the tree as well as 49 00:04:20.439 --> 00:04:24.800 in other places, as well as under other hoods. Parent, would you 50 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:30.240 like to read here we go Buck Zoomhoff Honolulu, Hawaii? Sure? Yeah, 51 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:32.399 Well that's you know, that's where you end up with charges in four 52 00:04:32.399 --> 00:04:45.439 states rock and roll and is originally from Hamburg, Minnesota, so it's dusty, 53 00:04:45.839 --> 00:04:50.199 but calls Honolulu his home after a couple of very successful wrestling campaigns in 54 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:58.759 Hawaii. He is another protege of Verne Gagny's. Zumhoff is generally considered the 55 00:04:58.800 --> 00:05:03.000 top junior heavyweight in the AWA. His biggest rival over the years has been 56 00:05:03.120 --> 00:05:09.279 Bobby the Brain Keenan. So the top junior heavyweight in the AWA lives in 57 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:13.800 Hawaii. Well, I don't see the problem. What's the problem. I 58 00:05:13.879 --> 00:05:19.720 don't that's a killer idea. Oh all right, So daddy, who is 59 00:05:19.759 --> 00:05:25.199 this wrestler? Why would your fans send you a card of this guy? 60 00:05:28.439 --> 00:05:32.839 This is dated November thirteenth, twenty twenty three from the Lapsed Action Heroes. 61 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:39.120 That's a good one corner. We didn't come up with that corner of no 62 00:05:39.279 --> 00:05:45.839 year role Boulevard Truther Consequences, New Mexico eight seven nine zero one. Dear 63 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:48.120 Jack and JP, Merry Christmas from the biggest LAPS fan in the Great White 64 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:51.560 North of Alaska. I hope you both are well and are having a great 65 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:55.600 holiday so far. After years of listening to the hours and hours of the 66 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:59.199 greatest college podcast of all time, I wanted to take the chance to show 67 00:05:59.199 --> 00:06:04.519 you my free I have included two gifts, specifically for JP from his favorite 68 00:06:04.519 --> 00:06:14.879 wrestlers of all time. Thank you both for all that your favorite wrestlers of 69 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:18.879 all time. Fuck you, Chris Mains, fuck you. It's the Mains. 70 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:25.199 Indeed, it's the Mains coming up in Philly. It's the Mains and 71 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:28.879 the thirty week journey as we look back on ten years of lapse, and 72 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:33.920 it's the Main's holiday gift twenty twenty three, Buck Zoomhoff and so much more. 73 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:38.439 Did you want to think about? Boss? I urge you this holiday 74 00:06:38.480 --> 00:06:41.920 season, as you're under the tree with your cocoa and you know, sort 75 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:45.120 of like Ralphie's dad looking out the window at the freshly fallen snow, I 76 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:48.000 want you to think about how lightly the snow fell outside the Zoomhoff home. 77 00:06:48.680 --> 00:06:55.040 The last Christmas he had together with his film We'll See You Next Time on 78 00:06:55.079 --> 00:07:01.240 the TLF. Christmas Show is a production LAPPED Entertainment Group. Its content is 79 00:07:01.279 --> 00:07:08.279 intended for private use only. We want