It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with jack ENCRN SEO and JP Sorrow. The
bells are ringing. It's the twenty twenty three Lapsed Fan Christmas Show. The
unwrapping two As gifts continue to stream into the po box, tidings of great
cheer and great wishes from the best listenership in all of podcasting, the envy
of all of podcasting, listener for listener, dollar for dollar, there is
nothing quite like the Lapsed Fan Solar system. Agree. There are those who
know it, and there are those who pretend they don't know it. But
on Christmas time there is absolutely no denying. And who's our next distinguished betefactor?
That would be Christopher Mains very good from me? Alaska or Arkansas?
Arkansas? Wait's what's supposed to go in? No Alaska? Ak is Alaska,
isn't it, brother? Because it's a nine nine five seven six,
Yeah, it's gonna be Alaska. Holy ship, sir, Wow, I
did not know. I mean you know what now I think I know who
it is. I think I know who it is. That's why that's why
the post is is so expensive. Screen to me? Do we have listeners
in all fifty states that that's something to explore until and the United States territories
brother like Amilla and Mid South. I know, we got Kaypo and Hawaii,
so that's cover. Here we go. We've got Eric Bischoff in Montana,
Wyoming. Sorry, nice rapping? Yeah? Is there a better sound
all year than that? God? I love it so much. Never gets
old. Don't let it get old. Fight the dying of the light.
As Dylan Thomas would say, the child's Christmas in whales, except we're whaling
away on fucking Christmas boxes here. We're gonna laugh. Bubble wrap, bubble
wrap. More than one thing going on in there. It looks like bubble
the love sponge wrap. That's if we're gonna keep getting t NHD Fuck me,
Oh my god, what pulled that out of the Frame's luck? He's
got the look, he's got the boss look. Or I'm just gonna do
that? Oh fucking hell? What does that mean? Oh? Ses read
what the first thing you showed me said? What does this say? And
this you know is bullshit anyway. Certificate of authenticity Bruce Hart black and white,
eight by ten, signed in silver sharpie. The above. The autograph
described above is guaranteed to be authentic. I e are actually signed by the
celebrity slash band noted for the life of the item. Yeah, bullshit,
Tim and Pillman and Bad Company and Stampede. I'll tell you that is bad
Company. There's something else here, so oh Man, an autographed eight by
ten of Bruce Heart. It can only be elapsed Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.
God, even Brett wouldn't want to signed Bruce, especially Brett. We
should probably say Boss Man's jaws open right now. I can let you know
that his mouth hangs a gape. But what what's causing all this is out
of my field of vision. He elevates it slowly from the bottom. It
says wrestling. It says, oh my god, Oh my god, it's
a Wrestling All Stars in case. And it's oh my god, how disturbing.
Oh my goodness. Okay, everybody knows that the Wrestling All Stars Trading
card collection. That's sort of like, you know, the most vintage complete
set of of pro wrestling trading cards. And Boss put the card at the
bottom of the frame of the camera and slowly tilted up so that I could
see the revealed face of none other than Buck Zuomhoff, Fuck them Hoff.
This Christmas season, get a little Buck Zumhoff under the tree as well as
in other places, as well as under other hoods. Parent, would you
like to read here we go Buck Zoomhoff Honolulu, Hawaii? Sure? Yeah,
Well that's you know, that's where you end up with charges in four
states rock and roll and is originally from Hamburg, Minnesota, so it's dusty,
but calls Honolulu his home after a couple of very successful wrestling campaigns in
Hawaii. He is another protege of Verne Gagny's. Zumhoff is generally considered the
top junior heavyweight in the AWA. His biggest rival over the years has been
Bobby the Brain Keenan. So the top junior heavyweight in the AWA lives in
Hawaii. Well, I don't see the problem. What's the problem. I
don't that's a killer idea. Oh all right, So daddy, who is
this wrestler? Why would your fans send you a card of this guy?
This is dated November thirteenth, twenty twenty three from the Lapsed Action Heroes.
That's a good one corner. We didn't come up with that corner of no
year role Boulevard Truther Consequences, New Mexico eight seven nine zero one. Dear
Jack and JP, Merry Christmas from the biggest LAPS fan in the Great White
North of Alaska. I hope you both are well and are having a great
holiday so far. After years of listening to the hours and hours of the
greatest college podcast of all time, I wanted to take the chance to show
you my free I have included two gifts, specifically for JP from his favorite
wrestlers of all time. Thank you both for all that your favorite wrestlers of
all time. Fuck you, Chris Mains, fuck you. It's the Mains.
Indeed, it's the Mains coming up in Philly. It's the Mains and
the thirty week journey as we look back on ten years of lapse, and
it's the Main's holiday gift twenty twenty three, Buck Zoomhoff and so much more.
Did you want to think about? Boss? I urge you this holiday
season, as you're under the tree with your cocoa and you know, sort
of like Ralphie's dad looking out the window at the freshly fallen snow, I
want you to think about how lightly the snow fell outside the Zoomhoff home.
The last Christmas he had together with his film We'll See You Next Time on
the TLF. Christmas Show is a production LAPPED Entertainment Group. Its content is
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