1 00:00:04,799 --> 00:00:12,480 It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with jack ENCRN SEO and JP Sorrow. The 2 00:00:12,519 --> 00:00:16,399 bells are ringing. It's the twenty twenty three Lapsed Fan Christmas Show. The 3 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:22,280 unwrapping two As gifts continue to stream into the po box, tidings of great 4 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:26,359 cheer and great wishes from the best listenership in all of podcasting, the envy 5 00:00:26,839 --> 00:00:30,920 of all of podcasting, listener for listener, dollar for dollar, there is 6 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,679 nothing quite like the Lapsed Fan Solar system. Agree. There are those who 7 00:00:34,719 --> 00:00:37,240 know it, and there are those who pretend they don't know it. But 8 00:00:37,359 --> 00:00:42,960 on Christmas time there is absolutely no denying. And who's our next distinguished betefactor? 9 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:48,479 That would be Christopher Mains very good from me? Alaska or Arkansas? 10 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:53,920 Arkansas? Wait's what's supposed to go in? No Alaska? Ak is Alaska, 11 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:58,359 isn't it, brother? Because it's a nine nine five seven six, 12 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:03,000 Yeah, it's gonna be Alaska. Holy ship, sir, Wow, I 13 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:07,000 did not know. I mean you know what now I think I know who 14 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,079 it is. I think I know who it is. That's why that's why 15 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:11,480 the post is is so expensive. Screen to me? Do we have listeners 16 00:01:11,519 --> 00:01:18,519 in all fifty states that that's something to explore until and the United States territories 17 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:27,799 brother like Amilla and Mid South. I know, we got Kaypo and Hawaii, 18 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:33,840 so that's cover. Here we go. We've got Eric Bischoff in Montana, 19 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:44,120 Wyoming. Sorry, nice rapping? Yeah? Is there a better sound 20 00:01:44,359 --> 00:01:47,840 all year than that? God? I love it so much. Never gets 21 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,000 old. Don't let it get old. Fight the dying of the light. 22 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:57,079 As Dylan Thomas would say, the child's Christmas in whales, except we're whaling 23 00:01:57,079 --> 00:02:04,519 away on fucking Christmas boxes here. We're gonna laugh. Bubble wrap, bubble 24 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,359 wrap. More than one thing going on in there. It looks like bubble 25 00:02:07,359 --> 00:02:14,560 the love sponge wrap. That's if we're gonna keep getting t NHD Fuck me, 26 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:29,759 Oh my god, what pulled that out of the Frame's luck? He's 27 00:02:29,759 --> 00:02:31,719 got the look, he's got the boss look. Or I'm just gonna do 28 00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:39,439 that? Oh fucking hell? What does that mean? Oh? Ses read 29 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:45,000 what the first thing you showed me said? What does this say? And 30 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:53,840 this you know is bullshit anyway. Certificate of authenticity Bruce Hart black and white, 31 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:59,280 eight by ten, signed in silver sharpie. The above. The autograph 32 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:05,719 described above is guaranteed to be authentic. I e are actually signed by the 33 00:03:05,759 --> 00:03:12,360 celebrity slash band noted for the life of the item. Yeah, bullshit, 34 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:15,159 Tim and Pillman and Bad Company and Stampede. I'll tell you that is bad 35 00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:20,280 Company. There's something else here, so oh Man, an autographed eight by 36 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,560 ten of Bruce Heart. It can only be elapsed Christmas, ladies and gentlemen. 37 00:03:23,759 --> 00:03:29,879 God, even Brett wouldn't want to signed Bruce, especially Brett. We 38 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:34,120 should probably say Boss Man's jaws open right now. I can let you know 39 00:03:34,199 --> 00:03:38,280 that his mouth hangs a gape. But what what's causing all this is out 40 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:45,000 of my field of vision. He elevates it slowly from the bottom. It 41 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,319 says wrestling. It says, oh my god, Oh my god, it's 42 00:03:46,319 --> 00:03:50,960 a Wrestling All Stars in case. And it's oh my god, how disturbing. 43 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:57,000 Oh my goodness. Okay, everybody knows that the Wrestling All Stars Trading 44 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,520 card collection. That's sort of like, you know, the most vintage complete 45 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,080 set of of pro wrestling trading cards. And Boss put the card at the 46 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:09,400 bottom of the frame of the camera and slowly tilted up so that I could 47 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:15,399 see the revealed face of none other than Buck Zuomhoff, Fuck them Hoff. 48 00:04:16,319 --> 00:04:20,399 This Christmas season, get a little Buck Zumhoff under the tree as well as 49 00:04:20,439 --> 00:04:24,800 in other places, as well as under other hoods. Parent, would you 50 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:30,240 like to read here we go Buck Zoomhoff Honolulu, Hawaii? Sure? Yeah, 51 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,399 Well that's you know, that's where you end up with charges in four 52 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:45,439 states rock and roll and is originally from Hamburg, Minnesota, so it's dusty, 53 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:50,199 but calls Honolulu his home after a couple of very successful wrestling campaigns in 54 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:58,759 Hawaii. He is another protege of Verne Gagny's. Zumhoff is generally considered the 55 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:03,000 top junior heavyweight in the AWA. His biggest rival over the years has been 56 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:09,279 Bobby the Brain Keenan. So the top junior heavyweight in the AWA lives in 57 00:05:09,319 --> 00:05:13,800 Hawaii. Well, I don't see the problem. What's the problem. I 58 00:05:13,879 --> 00:05:19,720 don't that's a killer idea. Oh all right, So daddy, who is 59 00:05:19,759 --> 00:05:25,199 this wrestler? Why would your fans send you a card of this guy? 60 00:05:28,439 --> 00:05:32,839 This is dated November thirteenth, twenty twenty three from the Lapsed Action Heroes. 61 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:39,120 That's a good one corner. We didn't come up with that corner of no 62 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:45,839 year role Boulevard Truther Consequences, New Mexico eight seven nine zero one. Dear 63 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,120 Jack and JP, Merry Christmas from the biggest LAPS fan in the Great White 64 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,560 North of Alaska. I hope you both are well and are having a great 65 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,600 holiday so far. After years of listening to the hours and hours of the 66 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,199 greatest college podcast of all time, I wanted to take the chance to show 67 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:04,519 you my free I have included two gifts, specifically for JP from his favorite 68 00:06:04,519 --> 00:06:14,879 wrestlers of all time. Thank you both for all that your favorite wrestlers of 69 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,879 all time. Fuck you, Chris Mains, fuck you. It's the Mains. 70 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:25,199 Indeed, it's the Mains coming up in Philly. It's the Mains and 71 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:28,879 the thirty week journey as we look back on ten years of lapse, and 72 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:33,920 it's the Main's holiday gift twenty twenty three, Buck Zoomhoff and so much more. 73 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,439 Did you want to think about? Boss? I urge you this holiday 74 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,920 season, as you're under the tree with your cocoa and you know, sort 75 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,120 of like Ralphie's dad looking out the window at the freshly fallen snow, I 76 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,000 want you to think about how lightly the snow fell outside the Zoomhoff home. 77 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:55,040 The last Christmas he had together with his film We'll See You Next Time on 78 00:06:55,079 --> 00:07:01,240 the TLF. Christmas Show is a production LAPPED Entertainment Group. Its content is 79 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:08,279 intended for private use only. We want