WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:04.799 This episode is sponsored by Jackbox Games. Get five hilarious party games in the 2 00:00:04.839 --> 00:00:08.759 Jackbox Party Pack from the creators of You Don't Know Jack Now on Xbox one, 3 00:00:08.839 --> 00:00:12.000 PS three, PS four, Steam, and more. Go to Jackbox 4 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:44.960 games dot com for more info. Well hello, then on how Hello, 5 00:00:45.079 --> 00:00:51.840 and how I have missed you? And howdy y'all from tab I think she 6 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:55.280 has a special be in her bonnet, and it's called Howdy y'all, y'all, 7 00:00:57.399 --> 00:01:04.200 lucky Dog, honey bee, Oh my goodness, Happy Valentine's Hey, 8 00:01:04.319 --> 00:01:10.400 y'all, it's after Valentine's Day, but happy Valentine's Day anyway. Now, 9 00:01:10.439 --> 00:01:15.200 if you're new to our podcast, this might seem somehow strange or that we've 10 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:19.599 made a mistake. It's not strange. Stop saying that. Stop saying that 11 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:23.599 it's strange. We're just looking like a fool. We love all the holidays, 12 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:27.359 and we more than that, we love candy. And there's nothing sweeter 13 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:32.640 than a discount on candy. So we've treated. We tend to celebrate our 14 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:37.840 holidays days or in this case, weeks after the fact, when the savings 15 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:44.879 are sweet as the candy themselves. That's right, Yes, saved it from 16 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:49.000 the dumpster again. Tab Oh my goodness, and welcome to candy Chat. 17 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:53.879 Welcome to Candy Chat. We've testy. It's nice to see again. I'm 18 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:59.439 Betty ever Saw. It's so nice to hear from you. But we can't 19 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:02.519 carry you here. I can hear you emotionally, that's I can hear you 20 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:07.879 downloading. That's that's a little strange. I can't hear you. I just 21 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:10.520 thought i'd use a metaphor. But God loves you. We loves you, 22 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:20.520 and we love kind love chocolate, chocolate, and he has him. He's 23 00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:24.560 like Anna chocolate. He's a little bounty upon us. Well, I thought 24 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:29.319 i'd write that for for church this week. I don't know. I don't 25 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:32.240 know if the pianist will will play it or not. It Well, Gilbert 26 00:02:32.319 --> 00:02:36.719 Funny is a very reasonable man. And if you explain to him that it 27 00:02:36.840 --> 00:02:38.919 is to glorify the Lord, our God, I'm sure he'll be happy to 28 00:02:39.039 --> 00:02:44.879 learn that Gilbert would do it. And you know what doesn't hurt big Beans 29 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:49.400 making your famous baked beans and bringing him over to him. Gilbert loves dam 30 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:53.879 Big Beans goes nutsie, he goes NUTSI at damn picnics we have when we 31 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:58.080 go out there and the kids all get out there and they play softball. 32 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:01.199 I haven't played softball in twenty thirty years, so I don't I don't get 33 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:04.800 out there in place. Last time I saw him, I said, Gilbert, 34 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:07.840 why aren't you eating hot dogs? And he said, that's just precious 35 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:12.159 bean space. I won't lose it. Leave me alone. Then he became 36 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:15.280 very agitated and started shoveling the beans in his mouth as though I was about 37 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:17.960 to take them away. He thought you were going to thieve them from it. 38 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:21.599 I thought he thought I was a bean thiever, and I'm no bean 39 00:03:21.719 --> 00:03:27.159 fiever. And I've told everyone that came to the potty nobody, Betty, 40 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:31.879 I'm telling you that tawe, he's not a bean theater. They wouldn't do 41 00:03:32.039 --> 00:03:37.400 that. That's part of our family tradition. Who thieves Nobody with thieves beans? 42 00:03:37.479 --> 00:03:43.240 Who thieves beans? Sinners? But Gilbert loves them. So this week 43 00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:47.960 on Candy Chat, it is a very romantic episode. We've got fifty shades 44 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:53.280 of sugar. I think I know what that's a reference to you o to 45 00:03:53.319 --> 00:03:54.879 be a shade, Betty? Well, I'm sorry, but you know what, 46 00:03:55.080 --> 00:03:59.199 sometimes on Good Morning America, they just talk about whatever they want, 47 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:00.960 and by the time you realize it shouldn't be in your head, it's already 48 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:03.520 in your head. Well there's nothing you can do about it. So now 49 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:10.199 I want to know why everything's gotta be gray. I retracted, retracted, 50 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:14.159 Betty, because I retracted. No, you you don't have to. I 51 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:18.319 retract my statement because you're absolutely right. I watched that Good Morning America. 52 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:24.800 Now they just they kept talking about how everything's gonna be gray, and look 53 00:04:24.839 --> 00:04:28.800 out what happens if you're a girl. I don't know. It was filthy, 54 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:31.040 thealthy truth be told. They just kept showing a picture of a man 55 00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:33.720 in a suit. So I don't I don't know what it's about. But 56 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:39.079 the way that they weren't discussing anything directly makes me believe that they were up 57 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:41.639 to no good. You know, when you see the devil, you're not 58 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:45.199 even gonna know you see him because he's gonna be dressed so slyly. I'm 59 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:46.639 like, damn, I will be afraid to leave the house for three days 60 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:49.560 because of what you just said. Well, I'm sorry, but it's in 61 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:53.959 the Bible. Oh my goodness, but that doesn't make it any easier to 62 00:04:54.079 --> 00:04:58.240 live with Chuck keeps a shotgun in the house and I told him to get 63 00:04:58.399 --> 00:05:00.560 rid of it. And oh, said Chuck. I told her, I 64 00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:04.560 said, you were supposed to protect us at last episode. I was one. 65 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:08.759 He didn't want me say in his name. But you know how Chuck 66 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:12.480 he is. Well shoot, there I go again. Can't help it, 67 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:16.800 Betty, that's who it is. Well he's certainly not the statan. So 68 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:23.279 what do we got this week? This week we have a corniocopia of delicious 69 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:29.519 treasures. It seems wrong, wrong holiday, Betty, Wrong holiday. A 70 00:05:29.639 --> 00:05:33.480 cornucopia can always be made available to fit all of your delicious sweetmeats into. 71 00:05:33.800 --> 00:05:40.959 Although it is traditionally associated with Thanksgiving, one may use the cornucopia all year 72 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:46.319 round, especially when one is using one metaphorically as I did. Somebody went 73 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:49.360 to community to college. Well, I don't like to boast. This week 74 00:05:50.000 --> 00:06:00.399 we have Gheradelli Sweethearts Premium Chocolate Assortment Premium. Everything is shaped like a heart, 75 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:02.759 and I just can't wait to devastate them with my mouth. I'll tell 76 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:08.959 you what, bet At. Even with the exuberant savings that you can have 77 00:06:09.199 --> 00:06:15.399 with your out bark card at Pigla Dog's it was steel four nine and nine. 78 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:18.240 Well, i'll tell you what it is, a premium luxury treat I 79 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:23.959 thought would forever be out of reach fiscally for me. But because it was 80 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:27.480 sitting behind some old corn flakes and no one bothered to move the box and 81 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:30.839 dig in there the way I always do, it was there like a shining, 82 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:35.079 shimmering jam in a bed of gravel. I don't understand that. That's 83 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:39.759 something that irks me to no end. Why do you pick up a product 84 00:06:39.839 --> 00:06:44.399 in the grocery store and walk it down three aisles over and then just put 85 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:47.560 it on the shelf. People are lazy, shiftless animals that should be beaten 86 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:51.720 until they can obey. Why do you get in the grocery store and act 87 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:56.040 like a hobo? Well, i'll tell you what now. That's why I 88 00:06:56.160 --> 00:06:59.480 prefer to do my shopping at Pigley Dog, where people are far more reasonable, 89 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:03.480 as we've discussed before. Unlike that all about foods just up the road, 90 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:09.759 where people are sipping shabbli and trying to squeeze all the different produce too 91 00:07:09.879 --> 00:07:12.959 hard trunk shopping. They don't even know what they're doing. It is the 92 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:17.439 devil's playground and it disgusts me. Now I expect that sort of thing there. 93 00:07:17.600 --> 00:07:20.839 I expect to go there and see a pot roast sitting next to an 94 00:07:20.879 --> 00:07:25.519 orange thicking on top of a box of corn flakes. That's right, because 95 00:07:25.560 --> 00:07:30.240 those people have forgotten all rules of decent society and civilization. It's a heathenistic 96 00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:34.319 wonderland. And there are no savings to be had. Everything's on mark up, 97 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:39.839 not mark down. Damn fie on thee. That's all about foods. 98 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:45.040 You're all out by the horror of Babylon, all about armageddon. You're right. 99 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:47.959 You put all your groceries in the in the beast with ten that's right 100 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:51.680 heads. And on the seventh day, I awoke from my slumber and I've 101 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:57.199 had a vision of darkness, and behold the seven headed beast came forth from 102 00:07:57.240 --> 00:08:01.319 the all about foods, and he handed out not but coupons, but but 103 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:07.040 fun markups and parking tickets. It was a gram vision tab. I'm glad 104 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:11.439 you didn't tell me about that one, because I would have had nightmares. 105 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:15.600 I would have had nightmares for days. Well, that's why I just don't 106 00:08:15.639 --> 00:08:18.720 shop there anymore. Yeah, me too, Pigley dog from me pigli dog 107 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:22.839 because I got that oint Bark card. Oint Bok card is just a pasport 108 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:26.800 to savings. Now, let's see what else you got. You know what, 109 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:28.600 you ought to go to that Walter up in that office and tell him 110 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:33.000 that's a that's a good slogan. My goodness, you're right, the good 111 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:35.279 slogan. Maybe you might, Walter, you might get you might get some 112 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:39.320 savings out of that. You might get like a fifty dollar, like a 113 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:45.200 referral fee, like door going under. That's well, I don't think. 114 00:08:45.279 --> 00:08:50.039 Okay, sorry, I was already my imagination with running wild. Everybody shop 115 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:54.320 now, question tab. I don't want to steam Rube because everyone knows his 116 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:58.720 name's Walter from his name his name card, But what's his last name? 117 00:08:58.919 --> 00:09:03.279 Well, I don't know. He talks, he doesn't talk. I know 118 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:09.320 he just he sits in that room and watches and spirit. Sometimes he comes 119 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:13.679 on the floor with that little pricing gun. It's just like chink chunk. 120 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:18.720 It's just calling Walter cochunk. I'll try, but I think it'll be offensive. 121 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:22.840 It probably will be offensive. So candy Chap, I got so so 122 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:28.840 Gahira della, we got some gahira Deli's we got uh, some red pink 123 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:33.559 Valentine corn. Now, this is candy corn, but it's red and pink. 124 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:39.159 Now here's the Valentine corn. Yes, but Valentine corn. It was 125 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:46.720 twelve days after the holiday. Tab Valentine corn. It was ninety seven percent 126 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:50.120 off. Do you want to know what I don't understand here? Is it 127 00:09:50.240 --> 00:09:54.279 says it's red and pink? Now? Is it describing the corn or is 128 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:58.279 that the brand? I think it's both. I'm confused by it. I've 129 00:09:58.320 --> 00:10:01.879 never heard of pink. Yeah, spoilers, it's gonna taste like candy corner. 130 00:10:01.879 --> 00:10:05.440 I can tell you that right now. I mean they can at least 131 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:09.360 put some cherry or strawberry flavor in there. Well, who's to say that's 132 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:13.639 what candy Chat's all about. It's a wonderful exploration and sometimes we are tickled 133 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:18.360 pink by what we find. Tickled red and pink. You're clever, tab. 134 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:26.000 We also now you've got chuck And the closest thing I have to a 135 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:31.000 man in my life is that dirty, no down, double crossing sheet and 136 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:39.240 filthy alcoholic chain smoking, no alimony paying Russell Stover Russell's back and rustles don't 137 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:45.600 give him any money, and Russell takes you grocery shopping in that manure truck, 138 00:10:45.679 --> 00:10:48.080 and everybody sees it. Everybody sees it. He's coming back through here. 139 00:10:48.320 --> 00:10:54.440 He just wants money or bliquor, or to steal something near upon your 140 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:58.080 toaster. That's a good toaster. It's an oaster toaster. I gotta tell 141 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:03.360 you I still love him. No, you know, not too well. 142 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:07.639 You know what's what all them lifetime movies are about. Don't go back. 143 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:11.080 The heart wants what the heart wants. That's what another movie says. That's 144 00:11:11.159 --> 00:11:15.639 what That's what the movie title was. Yep. So this is the Russell 145 00:11:15.720 --> 00:11:22.919 Stover. I cared enough to spend the very least assortment, got six assorted 146 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:26.000 chocolates without a map, of course, which we will have already discussed how 147 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:31.600 irritating it is to have chocolates without a map. I'll tell you what I 148 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:37.559 mean. Beggars can't be choosers, Not even beggars would choose them. But 149 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:43.840 after after the holiday, when you're when you're just left with whatever the remnants 150 00:11:43.919 --> 00:11:50.159 are of what people didn't want, sometimes you get Russell Stover and then his 151 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:56.120 chocolate said, don't don't look like anything but little turtles. Oh but that's 152 00:11:56.200 --> 00:12:01.279 not all. Russell Stover has a very special Valentine gift for you, in 153 00:12:01.399 --> 00:12:05.919 the form of a strawberry cream heart covered in milk chocolate. Oh don't say 154 00:12:07.039 --> 00:12:11.360 that until you tried it. Tab right ridiculous, You're right. Tab physics 155 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:15.399 teaches us that there are a million parallel dimensions, and in each and everyone 156 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:20.320 has different outcomes for everything, And so it is mathematically possible that one you'll 157 00:12:20.360 --> 00:12:24.519 open you'll your mailbox and there'll be a voodoo skull made out of an elephant 158 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:30.240 in it. Also that this Russell Stover strawberry cream heart will taste delicious. 159 00:12:30.639 --> 00:12:35.480 Who teaches this? Fans X, I don't know them. Well listen, 160 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.399 if it's not shaped like a heart, well, well it's not even unwrapped 161 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:45.919 yet. Somebody is gonna get slapped. WHOA, but I hope it's Russell 162 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:52.200 Stover. And last, but not least, a very interesting arrangement. It's 163 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:54.840 movie tie in candy that has nothing to do with the holiday season, but 164 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:58.840 it was still half off. Oh really, it's just something Dinny goot for 165 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:05.600 you. These are Harry Potter brand birdie Bots every flavor beans. They're jelly 166 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:09.639 beans. Jellybeans, Okay, yeah, it seems interesting and it looks like 167 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:11.679 they're made by jelly bellies, so that's exciting. Oh well, that's that's 168 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:18.080 quality. There is um flavors like banana, blueberry, oh, kerry, 169 00:13:18.360 --> 00:13:22.159 yeah, send them in all right, dirt but earwax? Who sausage? 170 00:13:22.399 --> 00:13:26.759 What do you? Bugger? You're making this up? Better? Stop it. 171 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:28.919 I'm not, I'm not. I'm reading the back of the box and 172 00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:33.399 smake vomit, vomit, rotten egg. Somebody's playing a trick on us. 173 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:37.440 Denny's playing a trick. Didn't he printed this off because he knows the computers 174 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:41.799 wrapped in plastic it can't fake that. Tap Well, no, they've got 175 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:45.919 that. They've got them rapping machines. Now, they've got them rapping machines. 176 00:13:46.159 --> 00:13:50.360 Those are you can print anything on the computers now with the photo, 177 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:54.000 with the with the photoshops. I don't know, but this is this seems 178 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:58.440 like like who on Earth would eat something that I don't believe it. I 179 00:13:58.519 --> 00:14:01.960 don't believe there's something in their taste like voment. Well, i'll tell you 180 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:03.720 what then, tab Usually I save it for later, but I'm gonna tell 181 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:07.279 you what, guess what Teb Tabitha is gonna be not tasting volment. Well, 182 00:14:07.320 --> 00:14:11.159 it's gonna be tasting these these jelly beans and we'll see if it's the 183 00:14:11.240 --> 00:14:13.960 truth or alive. There ain't no violent with or Ali. It's the only 184 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:16.840 way to find out. And they're gonna have to get into this box and 185 00:14:16.960 --> 00:14:18.960 just eat them one at a time and report on the flavors you experience. 186 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:24.320 I am confident in in that it's not gonna happen. It's gonna be all 187 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:31.000 popcorn and kitten smiles and none of this dirt. And see now this is 188 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:33.639 you know what, tab You might be right because there's some flavors here don't 189 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:37.639 make no sense, Earthworm, honestly, I had do you even know what? 190 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:41.879 See now I'm swearing that's what. Damn It makes me crazy. You 191 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:45.759 need to you need to have a talk with that boy. I sure do. 192 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:48.879 All right, Well, let's just get to it. Let's just let's 193 00:14:48.960 --> 00:14:52.720 just start off with the biggest mystery. The Russell Stover strawberry cream heart. 194 00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:56.240 Now it says heart, so if it's not shaped like a heart, I 195 00:14:56.320 --> 00:14:58.639 mean it's over before it starts. So I don't mean to rhyme because that's 196 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:03.919 leavin Okay, well, at some point in its life, this was shaped 197 00:15:03.960 --> 00:15:07.600 like a heart, but now it's all crushed and sad looking. Or this 198 00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:11.480 is a metaphor for life. Let's see here. Okay, cheers, tab, 199 00:15:11.799 --> 00:15:16.279 cheers bad ah, here we go? Oh my, what who you 200 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:22.559 say? It was saying this would take like like something good? Because he's 201 00:15:22.600 --> 00:15:26.519 wrong. Yeah, physics is wrong again. I mean, I taste a 202 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:30.360 lot of milk chocolate and that it's real sweet, but I don't know I'm 203 00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:33.759 tasting strawberries. I'm not tasting strawberry. You know what? What this reminds 204 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:37.960 me of a milky way. It's been sitting in the car while you went 205 00:15:37.039 --> 00:15:39.720 shopping and pickle a dog. You know what? You hit the nail on 206 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:43.600 the head. Tab, there's a line of rapper. All right, then 207 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:50.039 zoc Yep, let's just move on. Yep, all right? How about 208 00:15:50.159 --> 00:15:54.799 red and pink Valentine corn? All right, let's see what gotten repackaged? 209 00:15:54.240 --> 00:15:58.879 By the way, what kind of if I if Chuck brought home some corn 210 00:16:00.279 --> 00:16:04.320 to celebrate his um ever green love for you? What what would your reaction 211 00:16:04.399 --> 00:16:08.840 be? Because I don't feel like corn. It's romantic. I don't think 212 00:16:08.879 --> 00:16:17.120 of corn in the winter. No, there corn season of season, corn 213 00:16:17.279 --> 00:16:22.080 corning, pudding around the holidays, you know, putting corn pudding for Thanksgiving, 214 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:27.039 corn pudding for for Christmas. And that's it. That's that's all. 215 00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:30.519 You know what. The rest of its corn on the cob for for Fourth 216 00:16:30.559 --> 00:16:33.919 of July. But no corn in the winter. No corn in the winter, 217 00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:37.279 like canned corn, cream, corn, corn bread. All right, 218 00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:45.919 candy Valentine candy corn red and pink condition. Nope, nope, nope, 219 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:52.320 that's less stile. Well better you goes without saying a couple of weeks after 220 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:59.840 Valentine's time, it's just sugars in triangle form. Yeah, it's just stay 221 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:04.680 candy corn and next my jaw heart because the sugar so direct. How hard 222 00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:10.759 is it to put some strawberry flavoring into candy these days? Yeah? Or 223 00:17:10.880 --> 00:17:14.920 even cherry. I understand cherry's got to be expensive, but put it in 224 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:18.759 there that's too powerful. I put too many of my mouth at once, 225 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:23.799 is a mistake. I've been there. Listen, come on, come on, 226 00:17:23.960 --> 00:17:29.599 y'all, come on, all right, put a little flavoring in there. 227 00:17:29.839 --> 00:17:33.720 Come on, come on, everybody, now, it's time for the 228 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:38.519 Russell Stover six piece. I forgot that I like you, so I stopped 229 00:17:38.559 --> 00:17:42.000 at the driving store on the way to your house. Or I left this 230 00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:47.440 on a co worker's desk because we have a secret Santa, but for Valentine's 231 00:17:47.559 --> 00:17:53.519 Day, or it's the kind of thing that like a thirteen year old boy 232 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:56.640 would think is a fancy gift for the girl he likes in his class, 233 00:17:57.279 --> 00:18:00.799 but all he can afford is things that are expensive. That's about the only 234 00:18:00.920 --> 00:18:04.759 time it's really appropriate to give this as an actual Valentine to my mind. 235 00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:11.839 Tab. Yeah, yeah, So here you go. Pick whichever one it's 236 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:17.160 most exciting or inviting or enticing or devising. I see, I've you got 237 00:18:17.279 --> 00:18:21.000 four options that are milk chocolate and two that are dark. So it's like, 238 00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:25.400 yeahs dark, I like the milk better. Um. You know, 239 00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:29.440 last time I had one of these my hand, it didn't turn out so 240 00:18:29.559 --> 00:18:34.279 well. No, you made me eat them all well, and I would 241 00:18:34.359 --> 00:18:37.519 I mean, Tab, I'm in a tough spot. I would like to 242 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:41.720 apologize, but I'm afraid the integrity of this podcast will not allow it. 243 00:18:42.400 --> 00:18:47.880 I'm gonna go for the square okay chocolate because I know last year you got, 244 00:18:48.039 --> 00:18:52.079 you got coconutted hard at the end when you don't want to get coconutted. 245 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:55.720 Yeah, at the worst time. That's the worst time. So I'm 246 00:18:55.720 --> 00:18:59.480 gonna go for a square milk chocolate. I wished, I wished I could 247 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:03.720 remember or which one would shape it was. Yeah, well, I think 248 00:19:03.359 --> 00:19:07.000 and think you got a real good shot at a caramel. There, you 249 00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:11.240 think you're good shot caramel. I'm gonna go with a dark chocolate round one. 250 00:19:11.480 --> 00:19:15.079 Oh. I almost went for the milk chocolate round one, but then 251 00:19:15.119 --> 00:19:23.920 I thought coconut likes being round throat coconuts around right here we go herat marshmallow, 252 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:32.400 oh rathloft over, Well, I have thou forthaking me sweet retribution, 253 00:19:32.519 --> 00:19:37.599 Betty a mouthful of broken promises. Well, this will take me a minute 254 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:41.359 to get through. Kind of hoping for that strawberry nugat one. I think 255 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:45.359 I can see it. I'm gonna eat it because this marshmallows just leaving them 256 00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:51.400 m hm, strawberry nugat. Oh, hey, I should Trigs album. 257 00:19:51.759 --> 00:19:56.599 I was dumb of me. Remember when they had that French almond nougat and 258 00:19:56.759 --> 00:20:00.119 you ate the whole thing. Thank you for reminding me better. I had 259 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:04.559 managed to forget it anymore. I don't know how, because if that was 260 00:20:04.720 --> 00:20:07.480 me, I would have scarred me for life. Every time is something that 261 00:20:07.599 --> 00:20:11.000 came by that I enjoyed, I'd be like, wait, oh yeah, 262 00:20:11.759 --> 00:20:15.119 I tried to pray that away, and you just swooped in like the devil. 263 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:18.359 Hey, don't forget it, sorry, hey, don't forget you center. 264 00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:23.640 Remember this scene that was visited upon you? Still here? Hi? 265 00:20:25.559 --> 00:20:30.720 Yeah, la la back at cigarette strawberry nugat. First of all, it's 266 00:20:30.799 --> 00:20:34.839 not like a quarter pound, which is what you ate which and also this 267 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:38.200 is wrapped in chocolate, which is nice. It's better than that hat, 268 00:20:38.640 --> 00:20:44.960 that awful marshmallow. You know what you just handed me this box. We 269 00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:48.960 forgot to mention. This box also came with a toy, once again more 270 00:20:49.079 --> 00:20:55.559 appropriate for a young child exploring romance. That's right, it's got a little 271 00:20:55.680 --> 00:21:00.279 bear on it, a little bear. He's wearing a long sleeved tis shirt 272 00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:03.519 that's red. It's got a little white hard on the short arm, so 273 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:04.839 it could be short sleep. We'd never know the difference. Well, I 274 00:21:04.839 --> 00:21:08.160 wouldn't go to mention it, not in his presence anyway, and not on 275 00:21:08.400 --> 00:21:14.279 the back, it says Russell Stover. Anyway, it's a little it's a 276 00:21:14.359 --> 00:21:17.680 little teddy bear. It's pretty cute. What are you gonna do with it? 277 00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:19.920 Well, you know what, I don't have any room to set this 278 00:21:21.119 --> 00:21:25.319 up anywhere. I've already got all the miniature coffee mugs sitting up on shelves. 279 00:21:25.640 --> 00:21:26.960 I don't have any room to put a teddy bear on there. Even 280 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:30.960 though he's small, he's about the size of your hand, about the size 281 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:34.480 of your outstretched hand. So you know who I think would like this? 282 00:21:34.799 --> 00:21:41.319 Who I think my dog would like thee Oh? Absolutely, I think Nugat 283 00:21:41.440 --> 00:21:45.559 would would go bunkers. Nugat would love that. But mugat is so much 284 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:51.279 sweeter than actual nougat. Again, I'm hold on I inexplicably a wash in 285 00:21:51.359 --> 00:21:57.160 the after flavor of the strawberry Nuggat, which makes inexplicably is an eggnog. 286 00:21:57.920 --> 00:22:03.119 I got a mouthful of eggnog. Eggnog. Oh, I feel like I've 287 00:22:03.119 --> 00:22:07.680 been poisoned. Ignog. How how did you get eggnog? I mean it's 288 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:11.880 either that or I'm having a stroke tabot. I don't know which it is. 289 00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:14.599 My mouth works fine, and both my arms are flapping around. So 290 00:22:14.759 --> 00:22:19.759 I suppose somehow the Nugat had a secret core of eggnog. I'm confused. 291 00:22:19.799 --> 00:22:25.759 Where's Nugat, Nugat, Nugat, Nugat here, Nugat. No, Nugat 292 00:22:25.880 --> 00:22:29.960 is the sweetest dog. She's a little Maltie dog and she is just the 293 00:22:30.079 --> 00:22:33.680 sweetest. There you are, Nugat, Hey, do you want this? 294 00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:36.720 You want this little bear? Look at that little bear? He says, 295 00:22:36.799 --> 00:22:40.839 Hello, do you want my awful chocolate? You can have it. It 296 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:44.799 shows that you don't care because I'm a little nit I'm a little bear that's 297 00:22:44.799 --> 00:22:48.720 on chocolate. Do you want him? She's such a sweet dog. Oh 298 00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:56.200 my, oh my goodness, Oh my, okay, se bird, pretty 299 00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:02.000 bird. That was terrifying. I mean, well, you know what they 300 00:23:02.119 --> 00:23:06.599 say, Yeah, they sense the evil. Oh my goodness, Nugat's never 301 00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:11.720 done that before. It was clearly trying to protect you. I don't know 302 00:23:11.880 --> 00:23:15.440 what Nugat was on, but goodness gracious that got rid of that beer. 303 00:23:15.200 --> 00:23:21.359 No what else we got? Moving on? We've got Giadelli Chocolates. I 304 00:23:21.400 --> 00:23:26.920 think it's pronounced Garadelli. The h is Silent Sweethearts Premium chocolate assortment, and 305 00:23:27.000 --> 00:23:30.720 it looks like there's four varieties. There's chocolate on chocolate, and there's white 306 00:23:30.759 --> 00:23:34.640 on chocolate. There's just white, and then there's a cup with a looks 307 00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:38.119 like an eminem in the middle. Oh, so you just pick whatever you 308 00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:41.960 like their tab when I gotta go for the eminem, I mean too, 309 00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:45.880 That's what I'm interested in. It's interesting. It's like a little dollarp of 310 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:48.920 It's like a little cup, a cup of chocolate. Let's try it. 311 00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:56.839 Okay, it's pretty smooth, yep, very sweet. I don't tastes like 312 00:23:56.920 --> 00:24:00.359 cake batter. I think it tastes like toffee. No, I'm getting a 313 00:24:00.359 --> 00:24:04.920 lot of cake better. M that's that's strong. What else? But I'm 314 00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:07.759 willing to try another one. Okay, I'm gonna try chocolate on chocolate. 315 00:24:07.839 --> 00:24:11.839 All right, I'll try this lattice work milk chocolate with the white. It's 316 00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:15.920 called white on chocolate. Okay, go a little crunch in there. Oh 317 00:24:17.000 --> 00:24:21.680 really, mine has no crunch. Sorry I was away from the microphone. 318 00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:26.839 Don't think you could capture the mouth sounds as well. M. This sort 319 00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:30.160 of has a nutty finish, but not like peanut butter. This has another 320 00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:33.599 finish. It's kind of like almond. Hmmm, it's not bad, not 321 00:24:33.720 --> 00:24:37.920 at all. I think that's just quite lovely, almost delicious. One way 322 00:24:37.960 --> 00:24:41.319 to go, mister gehere DELI all right, all right, we'll be we'll 323 00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:45.400 be all right with that one. H goodness. And it's delicious, so 324 00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:48.680 well made chocolate, and it just melts in your mouth. It's so smooth 325 00:24:48.759 --> 00:24:53.640 and creamy. No matter which variety you got, m I still couldn't tell 326 00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:56.720 you for a dollar what the difference was. But they were different, so 327 00:24:57.079 --> 00:25:00.440 you know, take that to the bank. Yeah, and i' I didn't 328 00:25:00.440 --> 00:25:03.599 try the white the white one. You didn't either. I don't like white. 329 00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:07.359 Chocolate makes me angry. It gets a little gets a little preachy sometimes 330 00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:11.319 I feel just it just it just I said, why are we even messing 331 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:14.400 with this? Why not blue chocolate, green chocolate? It's just ridiculous. 332 00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:17.960 Chocolate, chocolate chocolate. There we go, there's nut chocolate and dark chocolate. 333 00:25:18.200 --> 00:25:22.279 Stop the bus, get off. That's it. You've arrived. And 334 00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:30.599 now Tabitha, it's time to tamp tabitha very potter birdie box. Every flavor 335 00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:33.400 beans now, which may or may not be a box of lies. I 336 00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:38.559 maintain that it's lies. Well, the outside of its lies. All right, 337 00:25:38.599 --> 00:25:41.440 Well, I think that you should eat no less than fifteen jelly beans 338 00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:47.359 out of this box and report on each individual flavor. Fifteen or there is 339 00:25:47.400 --> 00:25:49.319 there even that many in there? Well it's not at all. Buy another 340 00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:53.279 box and eats more. All right. First, one color is it? 341 00:25:53.480 --> 00:26:00.960 And it's It looks a little purplish with some black speckles. It bruise flavor. 342 00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:03.359 All right, Well, let's see what it says. It might be 343 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:08.200 bruise flavored. I can't tell on here. Maybe dirt. Let your mouth 344 00:26:08.279 --> 00:26:15.880 decide, might be earthworm. All right, they do better. This taste 345 00:26:15.920 --> 00:26:22.559 like dirt. Oh my godness, it is. It's true. It's true. 346 00:26:22.799 --> 00:26:26.759 How could it not? How how do you get dirt as a flavor? 347 00:26:29.039 --> 00:26:32.880 Dirt? It's that's Harry Potter. It's full of spells and wizardry and 348 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:37.079 witchcraft and of a devil worship in demon possession they did. That was probably 349 00:26:37.200 --> 00:26:44.519 a hard working, earnest jellybean that you got possessed by a dirt dirt devil. 350 00:26:44.839 --> 00:26:47.319 Oh my god. Yeah, you're gonna eat that one that's in your 351 00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:48.839 hand right now, no matter what it says in the back of that box. 352 00:26:49.799 --> 00:26:55.759 All right, one down, one down, Here we go. This 353 00:26:56.000 --> 00:27:02.640 one looks like, well, now I'm scared. Better should should be scared? 354 00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:04.119 I think you should just pop it in your mouth and do the homework 355 00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:07.000 later. Well, I'm I was just gonna tell what it what? It 356 00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:18.240 might be my sausage. Oh all right, Oh damn, you love sausage. 357 00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:25.279 The key is to relax and tell yourself you're at a delicious breakfast buffet 358 00:27:25.400 --> 00:27:33.799 and an Indian casino. They're ten flavors that are that are okay, I 359 00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:37.200 think on the back here, and ten flavors that aren't. Oh my goodness, 360 00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:42.400 what's up next time? Two dosage down? I mean it's gonna take 361 00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:48.400 forever at this rate, so I can handle lemon. It'd be a nice 362 00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:52.240 palate cleanser if it is it's lemon. Oh, what a delight? What's 363 00:27:52.319 --> 00:27:57.599 next? Oh no, just eat that. I'll tell you what's what later. 364 00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:04.839 This one looks like raw an egg. Yeah, damn, you're in 365 00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:08.519 a world of hurt's keep tracking how many I'm doing. I know this will 366 00:28:08.559 --> 00:28:21.240 be your fourth third damp. Calm down, you're freaking out. Nugget, 367 00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:32.480 nugget, It's okay, it's not okay. How do they do this. 368 00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:40.000 Now you're fifth, you're almost a third of the way home. If you 369 00:28:40.079 --> 00:28:42.000 get earth worm, you're gonna pop. I just know it. This one's 370 00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:45.240 dark. I can't tell what color it is. It just looks like, 371 00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:49.680 am I'm in this dark color? Let your tongue decide. It could be 372 00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:57.400 watermelon? Please, probably not it's watermelon. Oh my goodness, thank you 373 00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:03.839 Jesus. That's a a welcome respite. Well that's five down, ten to 374 00:29:03.960 --> 00:29:07.480 go. All right, what's up next? Well, this one's kind of 375 00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:11.839 a neon green with dark green speckles. Oh no, no, I think 376 00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:17.039 that one's bug flavor. I think it's booger. I don't even know what 377 00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:18.880 that would taste like. As again, I think they make that up, 378 00:29:19.400 --> 00:29:25.440 so it's probably like limestore bay. I can't believe. I can't believe they've 379 00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:27.319 somebody's done this. Yeah, someone had to do the research, and they 380 00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:30.039 said, well, I've eaten a lot of buggers. See. I think 381 00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:36.079 they have to invent that flavor boger. All right, but it's your face 382 00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:38.200 is telling me that you're not enjoying the ride. I'm not enjoying it, 383 00:29:38.319 --> 00:29:44.359 but nine ago it could be worse. It's weird. It's kind of it's 384 00:29:44.359 --> 00:29:48.039 got a bit of a falty taste. Okay, just you're gonna make me 385 00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:51.319 through a little bit of a dirt taste. Let's shake it up a little 386 00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:55.799 bit. Okay. How many is that? That's six? All right? 387 00:29:55.920 --> 00:30:03.000 This one's red? Okay, that's probably an oar ry when when it's cinnamon. 388 00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:07.240 Oh okay, I'm a favorite, but could be worse. It's way 389 00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:11.759 better than punching the lips. There's another m It looks like written did a 390 00:30:11.880 --> 00:30:18.119 lookout? Did a lookout? Better? Jerry? That's terrific, danger ear 391 00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:22.960 ear past halfway done? You've now had eight and jelly beatings set ago. 392 00:30:23.480 --> 00:30:27.319 That's a lot. Okay. That one looks like it's drier, lint flavored. 393 00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:33.720 This one is a Perrywinkle maybe really light blue. You just say light 394 00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.240 blue. It makes it seem less lame. I've never met anyone who said 395 00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:38.880 Perrywinkle that I could stare in, that could look in the eye. This 396 00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:44.319 one might be soap, Betty, I hope you didn't swear today. Tab 397 00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:51.680 it's soap, soap, soap, so it's it's sick after day's gotta have 398 00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:56.000 something to say about these x to go. Oh, you can't put soap 399 00:30:56.039 --> 00:31:00.839 powder in a candy man. It looks like they found a way. Nugat 400 00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:04.119 stopped judging me. Six to go, all right, this one. This 401 00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:08.519 one's a dark green. Oh, that's probably sour apple. Yeah, or 402 00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:15.799 it's Chlorox's green apple. That's pretty sweet. Then that's all right. Five 403 00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:19.319 to go, tablet's go, clip betty. It's another white one. Uh 404 00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:25.640 oh, I think it's earwax. That again a made up flavor. No 405 00:31:25.720 --> 00:31:30.519 one knows what that tastes like. It's impossible to know unless you can tell 406 00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:34.559 us. Hmm, this is strange. It's what earwax tastes like. I 407 00:31:34.720 --> 00:31:40.720 guess this isn't bad. Did they make someone eat earwax to make this? 408 00:31:40.920 --> 00:31:45.079 Did they make someone eat a bugger? I mean, that's ridiculous, or 409 00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:48.880 go chop chop. I don't know. I can't really describe the flavor, 410 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.000 but it's well, I mean, you're probably tongued deaf by now you're right. 411 00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:56.559 Well, you're right, but that one wasn't as bad as you'd think 412 00:31:56.599 --> 00:32:00.599 it would be. Come on, come on, here comes another one, 413 00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:05.119 white one. I just hope it's not white and speckled. Oh no, 414 00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:14.440 what is that one. Three to go. I gotta taint. Damn. 415 00:32:14.759 --> 00:32:17.000 I've just I must be the worst person other because I've been spending the whole 416 00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:21.279 time hoping should get another rotten egg. And this is just It's just like 417 00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:27.160 winning a scratch carter or getting a lucky dog a honeybee. Oh. I 418 00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:30.319 had to swallow it, Betty, I just had. I couldn't, couldn't 419 00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:37.400 keep chewing. Three to go. Oh, shake it up again, boy, 420 00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:43.759 I hope rotten eggs bad. I hope I don't get vomit. Forgive 421 00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:46.519 me, but for the in the interest of an entertaining podcast, if I 422 00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:50.599 had a button to push that would turn all those into vomit flavored, I'd 423 00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:52.960 do it. No. No, oh, did I just win in the 424 00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:58.960 jackpot? This is a peach color with dark red spots, which looks like 425 00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:05.039 vomit. It's time to find out I was hoping to. I'll do I'll 426 00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:08.200 do your favorite tab. You're gonna eat it. No, but if this 427 00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:13.200 turns out to be vomit, then we'll just consider your sentence served and you 428 00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:16.039 don't need to eat anymore. Here we go. I don't I don't want 429 00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:21.200 to. Oh, well, I guess Candid chat's not important. I guess 430 00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:23.599 it doesn't matter. I guess we'll just have let us chat next week. 431 00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:30.119 We're eating spinach leaves underneath the porch with the spiders. All right, chew 432 00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:42.400 it up, Tab, Tab, you look man, have the rebel? 433 00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:57.640 Do you spend that? Please? Don't yact? Tab done, Tab, 434 00:33:57.839 --> 00:34:00.440 You're done, You're done. I'm sorry, but I've got to find something 435 00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:07.559 in here to get that horrible taste. Well, I think the only color 436 00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:12.679 you can trust is red. Right, I got a blueberry here? Oh 437 00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:17.000 my gosh, No, that's elbow grease. No mix some blueberry and vomit 438 00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:22.320 just makes it taste like that hot step of the blueberry vomit, And it 439 00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:27.320 tastes like I had a good night at the olive gardener. Oh, Tab, 440 00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:32.199 everyone knows there's no such thing as a good night at the Nugat. 441 00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:38.480 It's okay, nugets freaked down. Nugat thinks you're dying. Tab Nugat's got 442 00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:44.280 a paw on my knee in solidarity. Wow? Why why would they sell 443 00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:49.360 these? Is this novelty to punish people you don't like who are illiterate? 444 00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:51.840 How do you know you don't like them? If you ain't, madam. 445 00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:55.239 Oh, I mean, because now I feel like I can't trust jelly bellies 446 00:34:55.320 --> 00:35:00.679 anymore. What is there like a like a the basement, a dark research 447 00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:06.880 lab. That's all uh security access. You cannot know because we're developing weapon 448 00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:14.199 eyes jellybeans, there's gotta be I've eaten three different flavors since I had that, 449 00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:17.599 and it's still mixing with each and every one of them. The taste 450 00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:22.920 of bile is permanently binding to the tongue. You want to try one? 451 00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:25.760 Oh, I don't think I do, but you ought to, all right. 452 00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:30.840 It's a show of solidarity. I can't have everybody mocking me saying that 453 00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:36.480 I wouldn't. I wouldn't tempt myself if I tempted Tabitha, even though that's 454 00:35:36.559 --> 00:35:38.400 kind of the way it works. Now, you can't look at them, 455 00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:44.719 you can't. I didn't know you sticky fingers say, this is a little 456 00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:47.239 bit, a little bit rigged because you picked all the all the pretty ones 457 00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:52.480 out already. I got this one. What's the color? Uh? It 458 00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:58.440 looks white, could be speckled, could be rotten egg, could be earwax. 459 00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:01.599 Well, if it's the rax, you could have gotten something worse. 460 00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:07.000 Okay, here we go. Not right, Egg, you'd to react in 461 00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:09.199 by now, I'll tell you what, Tab, You're right. I mean, 462 00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:14.880 this is what Earwax says like. It's sort of a treat. It's 463 00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:17.880 kind of like a vanilla cinnamon cinnamony is in there. Yeah, it's something 464 00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:23.760 like. It's something you you walk through one of them shops by the roadside 465 00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:29.320 where they have all the rocking chairs out front that they're selling because they handmade 466 00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:31.920 them, and then you go inside and there's just a bunch of there's like 467 00:36:32.280 --> 00:36:37.079 puppets and stockings, and it's a seasonal store, but it's open all year 468 00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:40.360 round. That's what it tastes like now. And in all fairness, Tab, 469 00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:45.119 I'm just gonna keep eating these until I hit a bad one because it's 470 00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:51.480 not fair because earwax apparently is like a miss very. That's very sweet of 471 00:36:51.480 --> 00:36:53.239 you. Pretty sure I got dirt right now? Pretty sure I got dirt. 472 00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:59.239 Dirt's bad, it's not the worst. It tastes exactly like a mouthful 473 00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:04.639 of dirty. Yeah, like potting soil. M that is I really accurate. 474 00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:09.119 A lot of them are really accurate. A lot of them ere relaccurate. 475 00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:14.119 There, but a loud of them. All right, I mean, 476 00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:19.000 should I just keep going? You can? You can do whatever moves you 477 00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:24.039 whatever. The one more in the blind. I'm telling you, I'm pretty 478 00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:28.119 sure I just got rotten egg. I don't think you did. I picked 479 00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:31.519 out two, and there ain't that minute beans in the box. You probably 480 00:37:31.559 --> 00:37:40.039 got another ear wax. Now this one is clearly white with yellow speckles it. 481 00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:45.519 Oh well, you know, and a jelly bean doesn't have a smell. 482 00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:49.480 Nope, it's scentless until you get it in your mouth. Here we 483 00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:52.599 go, moment moment of truth. The last one I'm doing. Yeah, 484 00:37:52.679 --> 00:38:09.239 well, you shame. It's rot rot eggs the worst with vomit, Vomit's 485 00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:12.960 pretty bad, right, eggs pretty bad. I'm not breathing out, but 486 00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:19.280 does I'm just chewing it. God, this is the worst. Oh, 487 00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:27.679 I'm having a flashback tasted from the it's just just living in my mouth. 488 00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:32.280 It's just like squatters. It's like it's little taste hoboes that are there. 489 00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:37.360 Just they're pooping all over the place. Oh God, why can't there be 490 00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:45.280 a centralized place for their feces? Lord clans my mouth? But I didn't 491 00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:50.840 prepare any water force. I should have thought a head. I'm glad I 492 00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:52.599 quit when I did, because I'm pretty sure there's still a vomit left in 493 00:38:52.679 --> 00:38:57.400 there. Yeah, I bet there is. Oh boy, well, that 494 00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:02.159 was an odyssey. It was an unnecessary and unholy adventure. Why don't we 495 00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:06.480 rank them then, and then we can go wash your mouths. Oh my 496 00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:08.840 god, there's like two more vomits in there than I can see. Oh 497 00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:14.599 yeah, I was really playing with fire there because I'm telling you right now, 498 00:39:14.599 --> 00:39:16.760 if you if I chewed on that vomit one, I would, without 499 00:39:16.880 --> 00:39:22.000 question pop a little pop, which would cause me to pop, and then 500 00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:29.320 that caused Nougat to pop. Everybody's just pop, poppity pop pop. Okay, 501 00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:35.239 let's rank them. Let's see. At the very bottom is these murder 502 00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:39.920 beans. This is the worst tongue land mines. Why do you do this? 503 00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:44.719 Oh I'm still getting it. I'm still getting it. You need you 504 00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:49.000 need a cleanser? Open up with them, gaheradillas? Maybe, yeah, 505 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.559 I'm gonna do that. Okay. Yeah, So these are like torture beans 506 00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:55.800 for bad children. You sold your cow for them. I'll bet you this 507 00:39:57.000 --> 00:40:00.559 is the only candy available in North Korea. Thank you, right, Betty 508 00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:07.400 think you're right. Okay, you're right, Missa Hiradelli's helping. Oh goodness, 509 00:40:07.639 --> 00:40:10.880 what's next? Candy corn? I'm sorry, Valentine corn. Yeah, 510 00:40:12.519 --> 00:40:19.360 it's disappointing both and it's freshness. Its flavor is predictable and nauseating, and 511 00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:22.880 it is just I mean, come on, people, put effort. Put 512 00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:27.000 some effort into it, some flavoring. There. They're already shaped like corn. 513 00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:29.360 You put two of them together, they're shaped like a heart. That's 514 00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:30.840 so hard. Look, I just did half your work for you, genius, 515 00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:35.119 genius. Next one is the Ruffle Stover. I don't give a crap. 516 00:40:35.320 --> 00:40:37.559 It's right. We'll just put whatever good we've got to clean out of 517 00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:42.320 a machine into some chocolate, make it into an approximate heart shape, and 518 00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:45.519 say good luck, suckers, Good luck suckers. Nugat doesn't like it even 519 00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:52.119 and Nugats still tore up over that little bear nuggets on fire. After that, 520 00:40:52.679 --> 00:40:55.679 the Russell Stover. If you're not thirteen, do not purchase this item 521 00:40:55.719 --> 00:40:59.920 with Teddy Bear. I mean, the truth be told. With the exception 522 00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:02.239 of the marshmallow one, I mean the candies were fine. I mean, 523 00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:07.400 there was that weird moment of eggnog. I don't want to understand that because 524 00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:09.920 we didn't get that last year. But no, that's true. So I 525 00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:14.719 mean, I guess it does what it's supposed to in the cheapest possible manner. 526 00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:19.800 Just saying a gentleman. Boys around the world, and I think we 527 00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:24.000 have a pretty strong listenership in the ten to fourteen year old demographic. I 528 00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:28.760 would say, um, little boys, don't get this. For a girl, 529 00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:32.000 just make a homemade card. It's free and it says you care more. 530 00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:36.280 Um, that's a And also, don't break up with a girl in 531 00:41:36.360 --> 00:41:38.679 Valentine's Day. They'll scar them for laugh. Well, that's just an awful 532 00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:42.679 thing to do. You should you shouldn't be dating to the first place. 533 00:41:43.519 --> 00:41:46.800 That either you either break it off early or you'll wait until July. Those 534 00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:52.920 are the choices. Moving on the top of the list. The big winner 535 00:41:53.119 --> 00:42:00.159 by default really International Chocolate Tears of Gahira, Delhi. They're sweetheart. It's 536 00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:05.559 premium chocolate assortment not only delights the palate with a smooth and velvety chocolate flavor, 537 00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:09.760 but it also help you scrape the horrible, horrible taste of an imminent 538 00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:15.519 gas methane explosion from your mouth. That was terrible. Those kind of put 539 00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:19.000 me in a bad mood. Yeah, that'll ruin me. I mean, 540 00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:22.360 it makes me not trust Candy, and I don't ever want to not trust 541 00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:25.360 Candy. Losing your trust in Candy is like losing your faith in God, 542 00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:30.199 I know. And the only thing that redeems those of jellybeans is that that 543 00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.440 they clearly did a lot of work. It was very deliberate. Now, 544 00:42:32.760 --> 00:42:36.920 if that box said Russell Stover, I'd swear it was just a mistake and 545 00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:40.320 someone threw up in the jellybean machine, or it's just another bag of rustle 546 00:42:40.360 --> 00:42:44.280 stove that strite. I mean, that's your own fault at that point. 547 00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:49.360 But those flavors of those jelly beans were so eerily accurate as to imply that 548 00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:53.800 people with doctorates and chemical engineering were hard at work around the clock force feeding 549 00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:59.159 these things to probably prisoners, or maybe they just maybe they just sent that 550 00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:00.599 to North Korea and said, hey, just tell your people they have to 551 00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:04.480 eat this for a while. Kim Kim Jong Ill, I don't know, 552 00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:07.360 I don't I don't even want to think about what the terrorists are going to 553 00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:08.679 do when they get a hold of it. I know, well, I 554 00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:13.079 mean, he's they're getting him from North Korea and it's probably there. The 555 00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:17.800 box says to make great glorious nation, eat beans, to persevere through mouth 556 00:43:17.880 --> 00:43:23.400 suffering. That's what I think. Glorify your leader through vomit and rotten eggs. 557 00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:29.159 But they're not vomiting rotten eggs. This is what America tastes like. 558 00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:34.480 It's a tongue illusion. I feel like my tongue went to a David Copperfield 559 00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:37.960 show, but it got got tricked into it turned into a bank. Ain't 560 00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:44.320 natural gas or elephant? Yeah? Hell, what do he make disappear? 561 00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:47.840 Wasn't at a bank? I don't know. Anyone who dabbles in the occult 562 00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:52.199 is no friend of mine. So when I see him on Good Morning America, 563 00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:54.559 I know just to turn the TV off for at least two hours to 564 00:43:54.679 --> 00:43:59.519 make sure he's good and gone. He's exactly what you're talking about. He's 565 00:43:59.519 --> 00:44:01.800 the handsome man, but you also know that he communes with evil spirits and 566 00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:07.079 the devil. You can tell because he doesn't button up his shirt. I 567 00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:13.800 unbuttoned from like three buttons from the top and deck letage means do not touch 568 00:44:14.519 --> 00:44:20.000 what French is that what you do with that macaroni? Don't you blue macaroni 569 00:44:20.079 --> 00:44:22.239 for that? Yeah, that's also called dec lettage. Okay, yeah, 570 00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:30.119 they're's a different means. Yeah, yeah, and then it's okay, Then 571 00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:34.519 it's okay. Then well, I'll tell you what. I'm exhausted and betrayed 572 00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:38.760 by Candy this week. I'm I'm for everybody. This was not a fun 573 00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:44.400 Valentine. That's why we must continue to explore. So don't worry, because 574 00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:49.159 Easter is hop hop hopping around the corner where everything is brightly colored and nothing's 575 00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:52.920 waiting to shive you in a back alley like a hobo with a broken beer 576 00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:57.880 bottle, like those jellybeans did right in the mouth. That's right, that 577 00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:05.599 shift in the mouth, like a dirty hobo selling torture beans. I'm Harry 578 00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:09.000 Potter, and I'm gonna shive you in the mouth. Hobo Potters what they 579 00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:13.480 ought to call him. That's right. I'm riding the rails of punishment, 580 00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:17.039 Bobo Potter. I'm a wizard of the rails. So for this very sad 581 00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:22.400 but in the lightning episode of Candy Chat, i am been Betty ever saw 582 00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:27.920 and I've been Tabitha hutcheson. We'll see y'all soon for Easter. Bye Bye, 583 00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:31.199 good Bye Nugat says bye bye Nugat.