M u e Hello Tarolas. How are you guys? Greetings to the whole
gang Welcome to shutting us down with milk. How are you with pirri and
pita? They once told me in multimedia I' m not your competitor they
told me like that, I don' t know what. Yes, you
told someone with pite I told wey Gos to compete and said I' m
not your rival, but I was cheating and time, because I' m
a lot to say with pita, no, yes, yes, in a
scolding it' s already good to have a day that I was with you
in an interview I told him with dick jaj already I' m going already
shut up. No, no, no, carnal mamalon, to be here
once again in front of the good audience we have. Greetings to the whole
gang. Be doing whatever you' re doing. Do it you hear well,
ok because sometimes you look who got angry and I' m going to
do something to you, I' m going to get into a context.
Sometimes we say a lot of gibberish. YouTube is a little tighter. Red
flags with certain things and started Facebook, horita and YouTube. Then he puts
us on. We put pip so we want to monetize. Obviously us.
What interests me is to make money, because I play for schools. I
have to maintain a social level with the old ones in certain schools they see.
Ah it' s how you pole or already calm down I' ll
leave Goya. But this was not paid for by censorship. That wasn'
t paid for by censorship. That' s not what the censor on his
face recorded. I want to thank the chaphorita for giving it to me for
birthday. That' s some of it from there. No, no,
it' s not. He didn' t bring it to you where he
went to nothing to a saint, I mean Luis. Don' t you?
Don' t you? That one? Don' t you? Don
' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don
' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? What
I' m going to do is you' re absolutely right carnal. Sometimes
we have to censor certain things. Or say no. This is because I
am to be censured, because we have to censor it. I mean,
we wouldn' t want to get him down, we' re gonna get
him down, but so are you. That' s what we' d
let make more milk. Today, today so long. Today is a very
scary day that you are seeing at eleven o' clock in the morning or
twelve that today birthday my compadre de Marcelo, but I will celebrate the next
one because your gift comes in Houston. It' s just, like,
life' s ironic, because when we recorded yours, you were necliating that
day, but the chapter wasn' t coming out. That day I'
ll do it. The day the worst chapter comes out today we' re
recording, I don' t do it, but we' re gonna do
it. Your birthday. You, don' t worry more than your gift
comes from Taiwan. Don' t worry. It has some mountains where Leonardo
Icapu recorded a film. The best gift you can give me Carnal is to
withdraw four times the ford nothing that no longer exists the day and the truth.
Couldn' t have had to stick him in. I don' t
know and to God another cleanup. I don' t know if anyone can
make them, but clean master chlor Alex just yes, yes, that can
make it Ayeme has the not to create with that you remain my friend Carnal,
with that we continue to do death and see us. I' m
more than satisfied. I told you that I don' t want you trying
to match what I did to Chile, I wouldn' t be satisfied.
I don' t want to be I just bought a car and that car
part, that car right there, but maybe the muffle the escape. No.
No, no, no, I feel the safe part, but exactly.
I made it out of my heart as a gift. No, no,
but that fart follows me because I' m coming and they tell you
you have what he gave you. Adriano Marcelo told me the band like this
a Milanese and we went to the gaucho. We' re going to talk
to people to the gaucho and the Vallet parkin coming down told us, Adrian
said, I' m also birthday. This doesn' t grind them if
it' s not a band now, but what chido talks a little bit
about that what we' re recording the event and I' m going through
if it' s not Rumia' s cube, the pickles mo told them
what you' re putting together that I compared. I bring a mole here
and look at the group headless. I lost my mind and the curcum that
we can talk about teenage stuff. And I' ll tell you one thing.
We' re going to touch fibers, because I think I can tell
you that I lived a beautiful adolescence, not traumatic. No you touched me
or anything. I lived an adolescent of fat or good fart. I did,
yes, I did, but you saw a good victory. Suddenly a
guy, if he told me science here, he' s gonna see me
while I' m gone, he didn' t tell me I know,
and I, raudel uncle, what' s wrong with you forbidden to arm.
He would tell you, yes, or azu would stop him. But
no, no, no. The truth is, I also had a childhood,
you and I, I think, that' s why we' re
devoted to this fart, maybe, too. We were happy people. Ah
but for me it floats and I think that also makes us have good memories,
not all. It' s part of adolescence, it' s that
not all your memories can be good, because adolescence is synonymous. He also
told him to understand what' s happening to a man like the world doesn
' t understand me, a cocktail of hormones, a hormonal cocktail, and
also in the gym in your study that fart Chile, psychologist Dolletas. But
over there I was talking about a very interesting stage, Bastard that before talking
about the chapter to whom I mean, it' s just talking about it,
he calls it latency, which is like when you stop being that child,
when already as you become the teenager, there' s supposed to be
a slight repression of those thoughts as loving to your mother Güey. Then it
' s called what you called the edi complex, because that fart that good
is supposed to be repressed in adolescence, it' s in the unconscious and
well consciously a noodle starts to shit the stick and it' s a rebel
like you were your teenager. Yeah, and especially when you land obesity,
you didn' t fight your boss much. Yeah, I thought I'
d watch my dad not,' cause if I had a fear of the
boss,' cause you knew your boss was cocky with this part and then
he' d come back with his hand. My mom never hit me.
But my mom, if she' s going to tell my grandmother and my
mom, she' s going to always recribrate them like I said they were
the buttons, that is, the eyes, so they were but they weren
' t. They were the ones who sat in the bouquet. But let
' s start with the first one. And one thing I' m going
to tell you is the hormonal changes. I remember a lot when I was
Morrillo that mom I' m not going to school because my groin hurts you
got off. You' re your little pants, your little shorts that said
fruit andlum, and your mom was looking at your slugs. That' s
how you were your little ones. It was your little child, so you
had your circuit or your position, so you had to take off the diaper,
from the eggs of a child, a child, and suddenly one day
there I realized that I had grown thirty- seven years old. No,
no, I had, I don' t know about eleven and my mom
hurts my stomach and I get up. I had never noticed because I was
going to the bathroom and some stomach, because I didn' t see my
dick and suddenly Mom goes and says where it hurts and where I get down
the partal does what happened to me. You' ve got tel as if
and then I' ve already paid attention to my hundred and such and yes
they' ve already sprouted and already sprouted. But it was in a week
' s time, because I remember I had caught the Wius. How old.
I' m telling you that between eleven and twelve years it seemed to
you like work of chespirito eleven and two smooth hairs or already curls. He
didn' t come, he' d come out, like he' d
clawed his pussy. You know what he' s doing, he married like
an Elvis Pel Liga, the neutron is not much, not like that,
but if there was already like hair of the so- called" brislo rapan
", how disgusting when you turn out like David' s I don'
t, that is how the bit bisball comes out, but down here it
comes out to you, so you let it grow like that to the dick
that it' s hygienic, it' s hygiene also yes, because that
you catch the infections the beautiful publics. Well, I think that also for
the woman should not be very nice nor for giving herself to suck some eggs
that are full to see if it does not bad and make him understand look.
The soft moustache. The soft moustache is part of the key adolescence and,
in fact, highly criticized in Prepa because the teachers mess with it,
they think you' re loving it. They tell you to shave your moustache
and say don' t suck. If I scrape this to my dick,
how it' s gonna get thick again. And there' s a band
that in Prepa, at the age of fifteen, already had a very marked
mustache and wey breed you know that you didn' t touch those güeys,
that poor little ones, that weren' t children, that exactly of the
four rubbed adolescence. But remember. You remember what that bullying was like.
You remember what that bullying Prepa was like, the ones with soft moustaches and
I was due to güey, because he sang to me because I was older
cantinflas. I was saying to them, Mr Bain Vigo, Mr Bigot,
aquamilero, I' m güey, but in other words, güey the net.
I don' t know if in sweat in Juan Diego, in his
city, that fart happens, but here, in Monterrey, those who got
a mustache very early always a gel because apart if they took a mirinda,
they stayed here all stained and gave you courage. You wanted to embarrass them
or not, yugioh wey you wanted to embarrass those battles because it gave you
courage to stay there. I don' t know. It wasn' t
a mustache like the one you see now and it was a long one.
If not, then it was bullying. You did the bullyings. The vapheus
came ready, smooth, piche Morrillo. By doing so he chubby with bigots.
So and then you' d tell him everything. Hey, you didn
' t bring your lord didn' t bring your son, sir eh shut
up Güey pinche pigote. It looks like he' s got some ants in
there, or he was or clean up your poo, so you painted it,
you explained it to yourself. Wey but well, it' s carnal
genetics. I' m gonna tell you something, too. Wey who warns
master' s degrees to me started to suck me the thickest beard. I
don' t think I know. I think after I was twenty- four
or twenty- five my beard was a little less, not so much asking
and I painted it. Wey was in the backstreet boys and I was in
the backstreet. I roar my beard with a face pinche, if right now
I' m in charge of a carota pinche so inflamed that I didn'
t look chicken, but I don' t have it taken care of toy
and I' m Papa. I doubt and left me the ajla line was
one of the base clear compadre. Instead of seeing that the beard lined with
a remal looked like my jaw sharpened, it seemed as if you had grabbed
a balloon of it and painted it with one of Rup' s ester on
a line and wanted to look like the equator in the world. Not that
it was the style I had. It was the one with the hat sometimes
and glasses, I don' t exceed glasses and then I wanted to close
not to me it doesn' t close the lot to me. What you
' re singing is that the Backstreet Boys are now going to show up in
hot water. I think you were seeing the cats, but cho, when
they were in fashion, there was one that was already old, Kevino,
that of Mr Bigotón, who already seemed to be going out to him at
the time two thousand two. The boy who shows up that batos goes but
the bato already with his grandchildren and then there was one who was bad in
the heart. You remember he was Bri Rian and then his brother didn'
t die. The WEY snoring died so before the cats only lent themselves in
State of Tampa Bella in the Cow Boys and now they go to the fair
of León wey so is the weight to be in the combia of intermadies s
wey signing next to I don' t know Maria Teresa mounted the bactris.
Waiss also had cock güey cha very cool the net yes that which chao thousand
way and has already yes, yes, yes, but it was called when
they were all white on the cover wey really wey the video of Blink also
remember when they imitate and there was a role of Blink that parody, that
parodys to ol the Mode Things or yes, it is very cool as much
in the story I as a teenager, I liked a morra that liked the
Backet Boys in that video of Chaumi Way all come out dressed in white and
at that time it was fashionable to dress you with pants of little bags on
the white sides and a white sutercito and white shoes that were the ones.
Who sold those Tsar clothes who doesn' t make fat clothes. Sara,
then it' s cool for wanting to imitate the Baxil Boys. Boy mole
you' ll always know a facet of yourself and you or loke güey virus
I go and buy myself the outfit wey obviously, me being thirty- six,
thirty- eight waist, Sara just handled up thirty- four. That
' s where I order the mole, the pants thirty- four, super
tight, the pepe of the estimator if the zta of the halls was already
being made me c and I put on the chichillas. They' d sign
me up with him, with him, with the pinche. What is it
called, then, what is called the ceiling with the sote. And he
came to the high school the other day. Güey dressed like that and they
tell me no Mames or Sada, Mohamed ok Güey, but what a fart
you and fashion, because you have always had a very marked taste for fashion.
Where he is born, because his people liked his olive dockers or for
delibais, boots and straw shirts exactly. I think that one to fill holes
that I have go not to see, there is nothing wrong with you liking
fashion, not in other words. I mean where Güey is born, so
you did start to see how to say uh I like the first ones I
liked was I don' t know if you remember. His name was Chris
Cross. They were little rags dating Michael Jackson. I don' t know
if he threw them at her, but he wore his pants backwards. It
was fashion. He wore his pants upside down. From there there were some,
there were some ones I touched pants like the color cros that were watery
pants that were worn of two shades and the girbauts that were green jeans and
there were some girbbed pants were called that green color cherry. It was fashionable,
too. I remember. In the high school there were friends who wore
trousers on a device, but as a woman, yes, they were the
classics. It got very fashionable. The skini my grocer, not granny moms,
are right now one. The woman enters him in an arm, yes
or it' s a spider, she puts on a bread not of woman
and passes a noble cone, no, but yes that fashion also I remember
the remembers of the hairs that came out. The first hairs I was always
clean, Carnal I was late, wey the net no chit husband a while
ago from that bandit who until second and secondary began to get his hair out
in the armpit and I think the third wey always was very prec I don
' t know if the word is premature the reverse very late is the word
because to me, for example, I will never forget that from my teeth
of milk I fell in prepa exams. Answering high school exams. Wey I
swear to you in the first semester three or even afternoon they took fifteen years
and I remember I was answering an exam and I dropped a tooth of milk
and I said to chips I' m in high school, it' s
weird this fart, but that' s where I remember that already band became
strange to him. So I don' t always know I was late or
what you' re bringing, how old that fifteen is already at fifteen,
that is, you' re falling. It shouldn' t be normal at
15 or not. No, it' s not true, because it'
s weird, but I remember that when I was ready, my teeth were
still falling off, because if they fell off, they were milk. I
can' t imagine if I didn' t, because they wouldn' t
be of lería, because they' re good, but to Chile, if
I remember, in the prepa I also gave myself the green stiron. I
wasn' t that high carnal a lot of band. When people see me
you tell me right now how much with heels two ten, two days,
but when you were dying, how much you tell me I was a doggy,
I was very good at football, that it wasn' t so high
the net is that and I was a chaparillo, that is normal, normal,
a normal bato in high school. I don' t know what happened
that suddenly I start to grow up and I look like a wey bird they
called me the bell, that is to say, by the way. I
' ve always been very skinny, very tall nose and that fart me bracett
shrapnel insecurities that I also fill my voids. Of course I don' t
know with what with other blowjobs, yes, with other drugs, each one
of you me in particular to me, for example, I' ve dropped
milk teeth like days and that are the teeth that follow that are of which
they are of or are the ones that thundered us. But for the stone.
No. No, No, But if you already start dropping your teeth,
also the adolescence that other changes to see in women is the widening of
the hips. So to say, the biology book. I remember how I
also liked to draw drawings that had biology. Yes, always one of cheekbones
drew yes, yes, There is to say touched the biology books of the
Secretariat of Public Education that you would have it was a naked child and a
woman of doubts and to the woman you drew teats güey always said these blowjobs
in the books and to me it always gives you to take a pinche Kote,
one that was with the pinche was the art of ia Chico Miguel Hidalgo
because he was the father of the homeland. It is not true and without
being a prick, Mr Cabezón, the dick looks Don Miguel and gives something
and head also gives no less ducks for where honey. But it' s
true. Uh, well, I' m very sunzuneguist. Miguel Hidalgo don
' t go to a mother' s chi chinguista dick. It' s
a sucky fact, it' s a historian who tells you stories about Miguel
Hidalgo where you already have it, he paints it, he paints it already
like he was compadre. On a bato cho the story. If I don
' t break, I' m sorry not the father of the fatherland.
I want to ask you something, and right now, I' m gonna
tell you. What was your first experience in getting out, or you remember
a lot, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean don' t be
like saying it and I said it like that was sucking Dad' s not,
so nothing' s not true. What I remember was seeing Mary crazy
at the age of thirteen twelve, who you felt at my cousin' s
house. We were each on his side, the me down, watching him
up my aunt' s bed, then I down on a lay. The
extended celebrities of the cousins' house can never fail that I understand you.
The cousin told you two quilts and you felt the pinche like this, the
east floor and you felt on board. The ship like this I said Güey
better, I sleep in the car and the truth throw me in the duck,
I sleep in my aunt' s bun, Güey better. But I
was seeing Mary' s crazy and I was covered with one of St Mark
' s in hers and suddenly we weren' t gossiping about güey anymore,
like every one of them. I wasn' t there, there was no
talk, but I was failing to rotate, I was constantly moving. Someone
told you the frontar pulls you right. Not just, because the movie was
like if you look crazy about Mary, then right now and at the same
time if she' s too stupid, but at the age of twelve.
First time, i e, being a 12- year- old boy,
because that chinga already says, because when the bato pulls it and the mechanics
with the siper grabs it, exact silver is there. And I don'
t know, because she was very pretty. I don' t know for
the noses. I think a lot of hameron days. It was one of
the goblins, it was the pink Power Ranger, it was the first dagger
of many. But for me average crazy then suddenly I began to feel a
level of how warm, because in that part and suddenly I expelled secretions.
What you said was to see if it' s interesting that you ask,
because discovering the darn thing is like discovering the wheel to the fire. That
' s where you really came in, not officially in adolescence. You can
' t say that' s when you' re already a man. It
' s graduation. It is to see Jesus, Jesus in the Bible aha
to stop coming out at thirteen you knew, or Jesus in the Bible good
until exactly thirty. That is, those who know the chorizo, the Chipotle
know that Jesus is twenty years old, where we know nothing about him.
Fourth, there will already be a party in which eh dad How do you
think that Jesus later comes to thirty years and being a guru because you haven
' t seen, because you haven' t seen of what the coaches live
of life, of what he saw say that they screwed it up. You
think Jesus was talking about Mamalon these years, Duck, what do you think
he discovered to miss a little bit? Fa ti Juana, what do you
think Jesus discovered to be lost for a while and not to be talked about
in the Bible you are telling me Jesus the one of watery strength. No,
no, and you, what do you think you' re gonna look
at me chu I' m gonna tell you one and that I' ve
never said and I' m gonna say it here and I' ve said
a lot of things, no, but I' m cool old then you
' re gonna put me in censorship. I mean, I was in bed,
I was in bed and I was not a cousin, I was like
a friend' s daughter. I got it up and it started. No,
no, no, I didn' t penetrate her, but she started
out like this with her clothes, she proted you and floated you and I
told her to wait, but I, with my child' s voice,
wait, I' m going to go pee. When I go to pee
and I see that it felt good and it came out thick. The urine
I said already heavy, I said listen I' m throwing up down here
scared me güey I said what this is, but I liked it. What
I felt next was a non- prisoner, that is, a daughter of
a camera of my dad' s friends was older than me and more of
those old ones are called more. I' d already hooked up with the
boyfriend and he did that kind of thing to me twice that he rubbed it,
that' s to approve. He didn' t grab me, Perrea
tied me up and came out again and I said, gentlemen, I just
discovered the fire, the wheel this and I remember. I' ll take
care to see, I don' t feel sorry to say, I'
m already a forty- year- old gentleman, but it was a magical
carnal thing your parents told you. I' m going to your aunt'
s house, and that' s what my poor anclitor called you without getting
your pricks in, it' s thieves. It' s gonna put you
on the tail of your life. Güey, I' m gonna mess this
up, Güey once and Golden' s Chile. Golden is the channel as
much as I' m told Channel Five had dragon ball, yeah, dad,
but Golden has yes, that is Chile. There are times. Or
what were these called from there was another one called that was on a spaceship?
You remember that there was a movie by gift that was that suddenly doors
were opened and the captain of the ship came nothing and threw out the old,
the wonderful porn, not and how many you got if I died of
arto to that it was precisely that in the third one already foamed and I
remember one day where there were five my personal record of five daggers, Johnan
four was me. I think between the fart channel is that if it'
s a delicate mess, because I think the darn thing is seeing us people
who are addicted to the bad age, uh, well, it' s
good for circulation. Yeah, yeah, I think we normalize her a lot
and I put myself in that combo. I mean, you' re a
lot in hotels with a giga. I know yes, in a certain way,
you have to be aware of what fart of no- do- no
- do- no- do- do. So because to see what happened
to Vis Crespo on that plane, So what happened to him, I mean,
you start taking the dagger over there and you know what happens that when
you start traveling in first class is when you understand Elvis you believe and say
you already understood and I' m relaxed already I mean, I saw what
happened with Luis you bring a quilt next to ista an Argentinian with his cat.
There' s thong and cock are doing a blowjob and you say your
dicks you know that already understood Elvis I mean, you did it softly,
softly, kiss me that knows me I' m going to tell you something,
you didn' t realize that masturbation and this is something very very very
very very scientifically, men we discovered it a lot in the shower. You
' re bathing like that in chavillo and your carvings. So there' s
bastard, but you start playing first and you say I' m going to
first grab the ban art and you start with conditioner first and then you see
that it doesn' t make so much foam and then you shove it into
the hole of the banar and then suddenly pu is tiny in and out and
then into a stropejo. But then bring seed to the tow and scrape.
You saw that out of the seven you never saw those rags that the bosses
had if they put you that you still have to remove the breastplate like this
and there were two holes in it as if it were a French bread and
that to put the cake. But then it was just to imagine. I
remember a lady who had an aesthetic there around my house and it was teenagers
' stuff to try to imagine me. The lady thought I' d stop.
It' s just that bastard. That' s why I' m
telling you, you' re starting to be a half- witted bitch because
you' re playing dumb. Suddenly you' re pulling something and suddenly it
crossed your mind. It' s a good thought that fuck what a bastard,
because it happened, that happened, is that he gets off because he
crossed me, that is, and there' s nothing wrong with him.
I don' t want to go deeper here and see no. What I
' m going to do is I don' t think it beats you bad,
because it happens to everyone, I was going to talk to you about
it. Yeah, it' s up to us. It' s our
so this is clear. This is social work. He' s okay,
don' t worry if you even thought about your mom, when you'
re okay, you' re okay, because you' re wrong, you
' re flinging and even I know many comedians have talked about it, but
we also addressed it at the stand up that Neta there' s a really
better decision- making. When you' re coming, you bastard It'
s all clear Yes, no more You' re not here No more.
You can start the day. I don' t know if you apply the
morning. Sometimes I don' t feel. I really liked morning sex.
My old lady doesn' t like it because I' m not in the
house. But what I have one thing you remember the first time if you
came to a drug store to buy a condom, because you were going to
fuck, because there are two types that you buy a condom. When you
buy it for Mommy,' cause you' re blundering and you buy it
and you say I' m gonna put it in my wallet and you get
it. Asshole, you' re in the co- op and you open
your wallet and make him. Give me some ruffles with sauce. But let
' s see the person that güey already brings, preserve, already take.
You' re in sixth, so it' s a lie. Yeah,
but you remember the first time today I know that in Ahorita, Juanita is
going to give me the buttocks. I' m going to prs that I
bought them. I remember more. Atlan without a shirt running because I was
afraid that I would go fishing ok and I remember that in the middle of
the band, now that they want to remove it there to be told to
remove you. But the gastric band, the Sinaloan band in the middle of
music, of band, but it is not something like to buy them already
in your city, in the pharmacy you remember so that already it is doña
juvencia by fomex of grape notice, that also a river bread where you bought
them carnal at night will buy it lit, that is in a Benavides.
You usually ran a pharmacy in Guadalajara, not a bullshit like that. I
don' t remember having spent such a painful moment, more in the most,
in the Super Sevens Güey, because that' s where you are.
In line is a lady buying two liters of milk behind you. There is
a dad with ruffles and half nights for a super bo, a priest yes
and you go in between wey with to throw away a bite, a bite
and an ultra sensitive snout, that is to say you give the information likes
almost telling me I like, hairy hair. This is nothing and if that
discomfort is painful. So where you pass them, listen to the pim and
there are seventy- nine pesos of a snout. What do you like,
want bags, want vol tell me how I' m going to have the
bag Güey asshole you have, but in the bag I want you and I
' m going to tell you one that happened to my wey that' s
why that came what said bandit that sometimes you can' t ask for condoms.
I got to myself I bought the five, the blacks this because it
still doesn' t exist if there was troya and there was little evidence,
but not yet, they weren' t there yet. The cyc was the
three- condom, the classic black, the golden wings and sees two five
- hour gay commercial with one thousand five pils that my moms. This güey
is also pig pricks wey I went to the I was carrying a truck to
a chillen eight seventy that did not mark the gasoline. I always didn'
t have to do it to bring in a claw of two myths. But
I' m sorry you' re okay. You know how many carmionettes you
' ve brought here, how many vehicles he' s got. It was
a cheyen seventy s blue the filota lie. Güey, I swear to you.
I' m gonna show you a picture of Michel in seventy that was
my dad, but you' ve had force that ten. Güey, you
give me fifty. Well expensive truck these farts wey my dad is an architect
took them off, but well I was turning him minor. Obviously, and
I see a little morita that I like about the prepa. I was on
my 20s, obviously, he' s not gonna say the name or anything.
And I' m going to the park with a fat, good morita.
This lady' s already melted and there was a motel that' s
still down the groin that I' m not going to say which, but
very old and I tell you that old bon and those since you' ve
been with a pop a snow. And then, all of a sudden,
I kiss and kiss and you come up and you get it. That'
s the one now. Yeah, every sweaty thing will hit the tree,
so hit him with the acyl. But now you' ve got me so
you' re here mother. Then all of a sudden you blow him up,
throw him in the currant and call him paus a tel you bring with
motorized board. It' s in two- fifty. Listen I condom,
I arrive, I bought some condoms and I don' t grab the cicles
three black cics that is the natural thickness torso of a human being. If
they take me average I caught some bigger ones, some who said gring facker
ex liveh who knows who dicks him. Hey I' m going to the
motel very simple because it opens the base door of concrete mat. It wasn
' t a bed, it was Mickey Mouse' s sheet mat. The
truth is this control already screwed up at the desk this TV dess of the
truth no more you were going to catch. I' m not going to
be very discreptive. I bet the lady. This one I put on the
condom and I put on the codon and I see ok game like when the
valero is screwed from the screw breaks the size. It' s the bull
back in the game. If Home lives, there' s starting to be
a game. I' m ah fucker. I thought they were like Martin
Manfly' s. The tennis that comes back to me are fit Conn there
was no game and I said, because I am already here, I spread
everything into it there was a lot of game and I do the millionaire mishoner
that help poor people and all good, I get up to it I start
to have sex and suddenly I had already had, but it was like my
second or third time And suddenly where I go out, because the condom stayed
inside, of course and passed me and the morra if it was something like
traumatic for me, she doing the position of juice, of sling, of
threetie fighter open and today and looking in their cavities that piece of plastic and
I told him already what happened in my mind, Adrian number I, because
it happened to me too. I mean, I don' t laugh,
because I do, but it' s something that really happens when the condom
is half large, because there' s a loss of it especially if there
' s sweat, that is, if the fart is slippery, if it
' s wet, because there' s that fart. Wey, suddenly you
can twist it. But don' t you, don' t get upset,
you get old in there, but maybe it won' t happen.
What do you say dick that' s gonna happen and I' m asking
you, because it' s a nose. But, well, you better
keep the condom in there that terrifies me fivendón, of course, that is,
because minimum you did not put a condom and sometimes I didn' t
believe that I told you don' t mother you saw that I put it
on and dick. So it' s gone, yeah, shit, I
mean, I don' t know. One day the next day it went
through no whatsapp. He sends me in the mail to take a picture where
she taught me. It' s her hand with the condom and she'
s already got me out, I fucked up. He said I fucked up.
No, no, it wasn' t already out. You know I
kind of conflict because I see the hand with the condom like he already took
the picture with a cyber shot th sony then remembers that the girl took the
photo and back is a repulsor of Jesus Christ. Then, as a long
horse, he did take it in his room if wey because I will never
forget the time that Karelli uploaded a photo, a selfi with a vato and
suddenly in the corner a used condom said nothing. No, ma' am,
no, I did see it, yeah, I remember a box ball.
Well, there' s the condoms. You were sleeping with who in
your brother' s room always had three carnal min s purchases and two I
was always, because who you were. Jorge with ricky I slept with the
midget and my carnal, Jorge with Ramón, and then they split up and
then he ricky for a long time until not in bunk beds, but I
was a bed up and he down then is as a teenager. It'
s also very common for noses not to want moms to come into their room
if they put these kinds of ads on them. Since that radioactive danger.
If he tried shooting wey the pinche room, the door is full of stickers,
because you have to cover the spots wey where he has fallen muzzles pro
bullet brings him in the door and they also know that if the mother enters
and you can surprise them, then, how many of those who are seeing
us. They were not surprised by any family members. They never twisted you.
Sure, my mom didn' t, but she twisted me. My
mom didn' t twist me by looking at me, but she knocked on
me at that door you' re in the middle of. I mean,
you want to come and no more. Chicken toast' s out. Here
' s the cream coming out. I said, there' s the carama.
Look, you know what makes me laugh. I' m telling you,
you' re young Güey. I pulled it and I had my TV,
my trintern of sony had my xbox, but the first one the black
and next to it had a trash can that would put me to my parents
that would put it in a bag. Then I was too carnal to pull
it off and when I was already coming and standing, I had that trick
and I had to get out of bed and throw them in the bazul boat
and point them to that tip. But not me I' ve always been
mean to you. Then I would shoot the wall wait for me, but
to my wall at the beginning it was white from the cast and I scythed
I wanted to do the rocker one day and painted my tan those to put
tape, to isolate and say I' m going to put some triangles.
So that area I put a red color, a red horse, a red
barrage. So, then, every time I came in the boat, you
splattered the piece. It' s already like when you come in a mirror
it' s worth verguero, then comes the wey dog' s exhaustion and
there' s the oil cock. If I had that small part and it
looked like shooting, there, güey that' s the father of having it,
father of having foreskin, is that you can play the hanged wey that
is the one, because the one that allows you as penguin to the bathroom
and there you throw them, wey you don' t have to shoot bato
that, because you can hang with the skin that you have left clear,
but much bothers you to me notice that what happened to me with the dagger
at those ages in which you can not control it very much, and it
was to do it in situations of risk. Not a vergero like that,
don' t suck, but because I had some book, not a dangerous
one, but for example, when there was no one in the house,
but they could arrive and the cock makes you a few balls to see in
the living room, so, I don' t know if you believe each
person is his personality. But Chile was like a control situation to bring the
cock stop in the null room, watching and making you an ffley. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I mean? Here in his every one his tinches
moms. But, well, I think the power of boss denial is a
bastard. And when you have four children, I have my total admiration.
But my mom, who never found out about us, I don' t
know, but maybe if she didn' t, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean, maybe she kind of didn' t, but I don
' t know, I mean. Also hear in the living room of your
house in Pelotas weyo is where you travel all Sudado, pinche, leather armchairs,
imitation leather and dick. Yes, I' ve already had your buttocks
for you souto green pulo brother, I hear you very intense I raise you
that you go a puddle, a chaque of tail water wey gua de cola
and Chile already and apart it was of the time because you were fine,
darn, you turned everything on because you got more screwed, turned off the
TV you were running and your people came to turn on the TV and I
no longer had the prick caught yet. You wouldn' t leave him on
the same channel if you said no, who was watching golle chinga, because
if he doesn' t let them see or hate, not give me that
one. That' s because if I imagine that way that I turned off
the TV on the same channel, uncle is running and takes it to your
dad or I had dinner you made him gross let me watch the TV.
Ah oh, fuckart fuck they were not, I' m seeing, Mario
bros not and leave you in the directioniv and pirate you could also buy with
control sometimes things b says he and you started ratting out. But, but
then, well, the bosses are also part of having children. I imagine
that as chiefs we have spoken only from the point of view of batos and
I don' t know the mouths. Also don' t look I tell
you in this what we used to say is that there comes a teenage moment
when your room is your cave and it was I was I was going bad
boy that I wanted to make bad that putting mantealica to full volume and my
mom were going to turn it down, open the door and be careful because
of my cave there was an announcement. I had an on so if there
' s danger, yeah, my mom, the fucking danger, if I
stop feeding you, you die in the dick. The same danger g the
hiro your sugar that you' re going to have s and go in and
pick it up your room and I was like that with a shirt of paintings
tied with tennis. On top of theédilo, no one' s gonna
tell me anything. Yes, I was rebellious that of what fa bear the
rod or I don' t wrinkle that pachuca by toluca you won' t
tell me you' re not cool. Hey, pick up your crockery,
he' s got it all out, and you know you' re bad.
When above your TV there are already three dishes with different cutlery and with
a glass of milk in the middle that I already bring mo so you haven
' t picked your room that there is already food. There' s some
abritons. There' s all the emperors. If your adolescence and mine were
similar in what sense that we, our bosses, did the task of understanding
that they embraced us, then yes. And the worst teens that silver say
you and I, because don' t suck, are even pretty curious.
But because there are teens of bastards that cock, dick, dick wey go
through things where you already understand that that is a very important stage, because
if you get out of dick, that' s enough comes out, being
a maga that can be dangerous to the world wey clear that is, that
' s where you have to delineate much better the limits car clear because the
bandita than at that age, that rebellion Güey, more than the bosses understand
it, reject it Güey. It' s when you take cases where the
bosses grab dicks with the kids and yes in front of you Güey and your
mom cock and shit or mouths that have to get ahead of being mature faster
wey now you didn' t touch you that you have older brothers, because
I had friends that the older brother had the room too, so you banned
the pass and that you died and you said we' re going to go
into his room. And what was against the wall. It was cigars open
with gifts and two magazines. Porn as if brother not man, and that
makes you understand my little angel when Kevin transpires to his older brother, to
you a gun of firecrackers that were the things of the tarantula. But it
was the Playboy magazine, which was the baddest thing your older brother could have,
and the carbine with which he starts throwing the soldiers at you. I
mean, afternoon of postings. I don' t know what it was,
but you honored to see it is very important when you have brothers, you
learn about all that the value of sharing, for imagine me four in the
house Güey and you went into the room of your carnal and any little thing
that yours didn' t Güey was already so claimed, that is, it
was always handled like that, but the rooms of the carnals are sacred carnals.
You get into your brothers' room. Just like not who you came
to find was to feel because grab the stick brother, that' s what
they don' t want me to see wey that already know something. I
remember you did. It was always very common with my carnals. And it
was like not to shit the stick that if I found something, but I
was very intrigued why they don' t want Ramón to enter his body,
especially the biggest one. He played a lot with mecano legus, made legus
pistols, that is, he was always very builder of things wey and he
also played a lot with plasticine and with monkeys like these wey so suddenly we
were having dinner the three boys and my carnal didn' t come down to
dinner anything else. I heard up there that, because you chu was bigger
wey what happened, and it was that he really liked that fart. And
if you messed with those things, that' s where there could be pedora.
He was very angry. Güey. Don' t touch my stuff anymore,
or, for example, virularize the compos of your carnals, because you
saw porn in them. Very common, very common as a teenager to get
to see porn in e wey compus you even wanted to watch porn, even
in his compus, when you took out the license the sixteen and the egg
dick was to watch porn where in any Internet access I was looking for the
oven. I didn' t have any older brothers. I was the older
brother, but, for example, he touched me with a camera that threw
older armaments you went to his room and my comrade had, for the most.
Here I have some cannons, I have some r here a holera,
a holera was the one that struck and we said it. Let' s
go further, go to your big brother' s room and go to the
bathroom, to the big brother' s room. A hustler, because the
playboy was like it was coming out, not bad, but covered, because
the jockey didn' t come out the olay boy no more breath and in
the fit never seen the scare and the bouquet, the bunch of grapes will
come out and there was such the predator and there would be two other drawers
and you would see in a Buddha doll, a wey daughter of a knife,
a hunting knife. Yeah, but when you were suddenly saying, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let' s
go to your parents' room, we that horita walk the niche here also
know and you get to your comrade' s dad' s room and you
find a black bag full of porn, that is, but Asian porn with
horses and then suddenly you put your hand in. So where Dad' s
white shirts are because of you, white shirts in the background, you pull
out a Güey dildo of this size and you bite him and do and say
ah bastard. You don' t understand Güey and then handcuffs and then a
cannon, a swing, love WEY in the boss' room, Güey not
your boss, Güey, all of a sudden you' re the Güey drawer
full of bullets We, of wey shovels so you say your ball necklace,
you say you hear that chido necklace and it smells like plichip already wey you
say that cock not carved dad' s room when it goes also classic married
I never say to see well, we' re not going to burn our
bosses, but you never opened something like that in your own and you say
there' s something there, there' s a box, there' s
something I don' t want it to be that yes wey I' m
going to see my dads same thing my boss was very nostalgic. I remember
that when I sculpted him, he had pictures of his dad Güey, that
is, there are small pictures of his loved ones and many of you remember
that the old ones used to use agendas where they scored the phone contacts,
because many of those weys but so on plates, false of judicial, of
roads, of that mom, of feds, of roads and those assholes.
But the net one, if I remember that it was a good fucking stage,
because I' m imagining growing up with a large family, because everyone
has something to hide carnal and when you stay you' re just that güey,
that is, you shit them that you see what fart. I once
say I' m not going to burn my parents, because they see this
and everything, but I say I found that I fell someone for not saying
anything but sometimes so you dig him out and see two VHSS, but unless
you back and so many you removed a chin and there are two VHS out,
both h and me. That' s why I don' t want
to ask any more Get out the two VHSS, the BS. One says
nothing and the second says the death of engineer Fernando and in the other more
like this, in the top of LVH dic paca lead and sex and you.
So you put the VHSDs back in and you put the brick and you
say. I don' t want to know what' s in there.
I don' t want to see. I don' t want when they
give the will and say I' m going to use you think that'
s before it' s recorded with VHSR. Old people from before were filmed
with VHS, that is, if later, yes, yes, you could,
that' s how you could. I remember that' s my cell
phone dying. I throw it away, I want it without a hero There
' s a movie called a cocky transport and that' s the heart of
the matter with the bato that ends up dying in his apartment. You just
remember that pres is a movie to the dan renton the protagonist. Yes,
he had forgotten that he had put in place the video he had recorded with
his old lady. When the old lady finds out she cuts, she gets
depressed and gets in and ends up dying. It dies all because it gave
a symphony pinche. Wey was wrong because the risk is the risk of carnal
recording. But seeing about your dad, I, if you had access,
you would have seen him, or I didn' t, it' s
just that maybe I didn' t have anything. But I said if I
was removing this partition and it' s lying there and besides, it'
s next to a better buzzie and I leave it better than the transporter who
keeps seeing the architect. As an architect, that carnal teen prick is coming
I tell you one that you won' t believe and because it says I
' ve made lies, but I have to tell it to you. I
crashed several times, but one of them I' m telling you about for
my daughters. It wasn' t such a crash. But to the people
who live in Monterrey, you come by Avenue of the Americas, if you
come from country, you come Acapulco and the people who see us elsewhere.
I' m not going bowling, but I make it a context. It
comes on the avenue and then it turns right now, there' s the
state of the scratched low editions and then you go back up Avenue to the
Americas and there' s Expo Guadalupe. Yeah, well, before all that
existed, it was the zoo of Pastor Ivancito. Let' s say seventeen
eighteen years. I had a good one, it wasn' t mine,
it was my dad' s, it was a Yeta Ninety- six ninety
- seven with which maco music of the Hans War. I finally lauve had
had three red beers already pulled, don' t drink. When I drive,
then I come down. I mean, I come down like this and
I have to go up, because I' m going straight Mayan and clonic.
When I realized there was a bison next door, I said, I
think I went into the sun and said. I didn' t get to
be in the sun, he said, but I almost got into the river
the chair. Obviously I don' t turn on my grill, because I
opened a cyclonic mesh called yes, yes, yes. This one turned me
into a jalamaya I almost crawled and fought, but I have comrades who fucked
up Dad' s car. This is also a crazy thing that, like
Dad, would give me a scary shame, that is, to see that
my children are going through this stage. Also my oldest carnal came in bloody
one day to the house. You' ve done shit to embezzle Acapulco hit
the car. I was just saying, a mile from where the shock with
permeas had started, it' s a pulque bulevar güey idea It' s
a street that comes down and the car ended without tires and face up.
Then this is greater, for miracle, miracle. This time it also hit
the Cherokee, yes, not all of us have had that stupid moment,
that disconnection crashed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but strong lost total on
the one bastard hit him with a cabrola truck. I didn' t have
a bectra I did it I totally lost it. You chucafé was listening to
me the nova, I remember, I want to be take me when they
drive and also that' s why I didn' t take two mega jars
of the boat and bar and if I did walk, but because I wasn
' t guilty that yes, that' s why I ended up paying the
insurance also because I got a car got in or didn' t see me
and he hit me on the tip and he put me around and until you
moms was strong and then I also didn' t get out well, I
went out well, all right, a dick, nothing more. But that
blow job aside isn' t just bumping into a bad run. Yeah,
you haven' t seen. You saw the video of the baton. It
' s the bana that' s in there on which avenue in San Nicolás
that turned his yeta Güey and the bato tried to put it back like this
and they come and film it and the dick and tell him hey wey already
go to hospitals is that adrenaline wey will be late a blowjob and I won
' t shit my bosses. It' s just fear of parents. That
' s why you run into the jamara that means I' m gonna come
to lions wey what happened, Dad you' re having dinner your vente wey
you arrive Gonzalo with the saying the car turned Yeta all the CDs watered by
everything. Lions tell you pirates of the custom and road and tell you they
' re going to kill me my dad Mira Carnal if I don' t
kill you this shock is that he' s so stupid that the first thing
you think about is that when you don' t own the car güey wey
but above all, the number of people who have lost their lives wey unfortunately,
in clashes as well as hit the wez if you and I ride in
the car with your mom and say if it' s okay, dick also
when they have my soul will kill me. At last and we see he
was going to leave us to school, to all four of us. At
school we were told by the children, the Benito Juárez, because we pes
naval equal to the four and the fuck And because or through we are very,
very, stop very in ages, very close. Then we were going
to school in Alfonso Reyes and a truck hit us back asshole and then,
after that all that happens and asks us no longer was going to take us
to school, how do the four feel that the güeyito his dick. I
don' t know, I don' t know, I don' t
think they didn' t and anyway, they took us out, but we
didn' t give up and it was an hour and they had to come
after us because we didn' t accept güey. Or we said the first
time they hit us. We have to go and po for ugly collar.
Fuckin' asshole and so throw me out, throw me a necklace. But
if we bump into a trojet, then, if it' s a little
ugly scare, I too got bumped into my mom and me and got hit
behind us by a torton güey and those who are fine. Yeah, Dad,
the doors close well or more than the front door. Closing it closes
with the back door. I told him then and he seemed to run in
the car and he also started giving me the neck and those that you get
little blood and you don' t already know that the tort bump is going
to take him the dick that there is blood. When there' s blood,
these take him in custody. But they already had a few gags to
the bato, if not for me. When I got hit by the predo,
so the one in the truck got off that he told me what you
want cuper That is, if the ones in the trucks were to be blamed
and a punch fell off, they' re sometimes foreign to what Güey does.
If you don' t even realize that sometimes they hit him a wey
is wey you haven' t seen those in China that tortum all a lady
crossing the pachurra and they' re still coming back. But let' s
see if they were on board of poquillo I was watching a video of how
they drive in South Asia wey truth don' t overdo it. It'
s just for surviving the game. Compare is that they said Quinchina it'
s better that I pat you down and kill you to finish you off to
Lexico and that the company, that is to say I don' t know
if it' s true and says if they run him over. Kill him
because we paid for the funeral. There' s dying to be paid all
our lives, recovery, and he' s got his eye on him.
If yes, eggs said that in China and that' s why they have
cameras and besides pretend a lot that they run them because you can, you
can charge a wool for that too, so they tend to say and everyone
in Russia also bring cameras, cars. So, if I remember those shocks,
listen, let' s go with this now the first time you fall
in love and teenage stuff. Teenage stuff is not having the skills to talk
to women, especially as a mother baron, and what it does is give
them a flower. It' s like every teenager' s resource. Not
carnal that you came with a little flower. Or that' s what your
mom was telling you. Maybe he didn' t buy her a flower,
and she always came in with the pot, thinking that' s what she
was going to love. That' s already got some cock in it and
I don' t know if it touched you in your times that you say
in your mind, you fucking say this one in rosette. He' s
gonna love me with this. I had always remembered that there were flowers,
merchants and novelty, that they were my cellanias, that they were Chinese dolls,
farts, they were bears that seemed tapil or not, what seemed least
was a bear. That' s from the fact that two days later he
' d have his eye on him and he' d fall off. No.
No, and you' d come in and tell you Mrs Ahorita,
I' m gonna put together a gift pinche. Mom, Mrs Came was
taking a role from those of what' s called mache. Not good,
the extranjep crepe like that, he' d put two blue leaves on you,
say two red leaves, grab a rose, put a dick of silantro
on you. So, I said pinch this margaritas and ta pica strawberries.
And if you get lemon and chinga, they' ll give you some daisies
if you' re white and the fucking cream and then a cup with some
jercy or some nicolo chocolates and the most shitty prick there can be in life.
A bear that was not made in China, was in fact Invietnam,
in the net fight of Chisme. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I follow you Güey and that' s what you' re taking to the
stick You with the nose, with the wey gift, Guadalupe could have got
the mitres and you know that Güey himself, a smell is throwing the gossip
and his dad owns the Apple Bis. You don' t have, you
don' t have anything to compete for. You open the door You thirteen
- year- old with your fart present, the bear smells weird Güey isn
' t, it' s not this, it' s not cotton,
it' s not, it' s not even linen. It' s
not something. We miss a cloth made in the courtyard of a Vietnamese wey
you hand it to her. You don' t put perfume in it,
because you don' t put perfume in it. You' ve got your
nose. Thank you and turn to see the gift of the boy bat of
the cooom a bear of an eighty, the bear pinche with a salmon tonces
is eating it. Don' t moms wey and daughter with two tickets to
go see RBD. But you don' t say no, because it'
s not, and it' s actually there, it dies. You'
re still dying your mom tells you that if you don' t have money
to give her something original and I remember your boss had a gift shop.
My boss had a gift shop and it was that if you want to look
good, I mean, and if it was long, I mean, that
' s what you said, because it' s the normal way out of
every teenager, but suddenly you wanted to look good and give him, for
example, a wallet made of daddy bags. If you want to get in
the middle. I gave you this wey I had a bag of ass that
gave me a chava and not Mames I had it for a long time and
where it was made of packings of culetes where I took it out it was
for you Mamas to chea your wallet already when I was thirty- one.
If I' ve already been told it doesn' t happen to you,
it' s cocky and it' s already tossed, it smells like.
But there were gifts that if you put him in this inventive way, you
could do every good. But this was usually brother' s way out.
You don' t remember hearing you eat love. You never went that dough
to buy a card of those that said there were two types of cards,
Hollmark fi la Holmark cards, that said a whole dog and no more said
my tail moves and you open it for you and you move it down and
the tail moves and there are some that were always two children hugged down a
lake and said today I saw you tomorrow not to be here for the dick.
If it was that just like you' re going to open this card
and then you would have, I want to open it to you yes,
those were the ones the cards were, not the group porn of those you
opened them. And you' re gonna get the truth with the glue you
do. Yeah, you remember it opening. My grandmother was selling small cards,
but before they were sold by the little ones who were very small,
they were seen in the super seven. You remember having those sufficiency had roses
like that on the corner they had in a bucket with water. Ah we
in a little bucket of water. They had them and sometimes there were also
small gifts of small stems in the ox. You also find yourself a bunch
of little assholes that are secret that no one knows exist. That' s
where I remember your first rose you gave away as a teenager. You must
have been a carnal cruiser, the ones on cruise fifteen pesos or ejjole güey.
I don' t remember. I wasn' t much of a carnal
vase, I wasn' t much of a gift. I did give away
one of those and there was no money. I was giving a really shitty
candy that was from your chi pop boot. It was a chocolate that looked
like worms, just like pure black balls that were coffee with white dots.
It was called what those lights of your Tutzi role guys were called It was
like a piece of light chi poop are the puts roles. Yeah, bed
there, see if it' s the mutt, the chuchet, that'
s what I' m talking about It' s the ones I' m
looking to eat that wey It puts mushrooms on that fart They sell them with
chocongos. Once you gave him Acilo, the old lady bit him that they
stayed in the EOM, they hit him son of a bitch and they got
rid of him. In three days I will have a stomach, but amen
to what you would give her if she didn' t like you, the
gift always suits, as are the dolls that in adolescence yes and then there
are these dolls that keep in boxes everything that they give her. The data
here pinches crypts wey are that way that you saved things, not because dicks
compa nothing. If wey my daughter made me burn them in a net roaster,
when well Welloupe told me to keep them and those of pure asses I
had that I started reading them and the wind will see and your hat of
my love said what bad already you and I are tired. Ah, well,
if wey has him and I told him if I get an ass and
you' re divorced, you and I don' t. But the whole
thing is pretty morra. That' s about saving the first letter he sent
you and the movie tickets. You remember they play them in a cork.
The noses stick them in a cork. So this and movie tickets is our
first movie show, our first show. And you the bat is married to
a whore the cough was an old one of obsession Yes, but the muzzles
are very much like the little details you' re giving them. For example,
these when they dry, they have for a book, they put them
in a book that comes up idea And I' m very morra very morra
and because mams do not lift before overcoming a vato. He used to be
a good bastard, because the mocks had the room full of pure details of
the baton. Today the details are that you like a wey in the already
or the bag buton and the bats, according to me, are no longer
so detailed. No. I already think the race is so detailed. Let
' s go to the booze and fuck and fall like today and maybe you
can look good through other things. I got you these tickets for a concert
and you send them digital no longer and you don' t go like the
one you detail. I dedicate it to you. Well, what was distilled
as a teenager was also burning the CD with the rales. That was a
really good teen detail. That' s a great gift the blackberries made of
that I made you this mix and since you had a record that had thirteen
rolls and you already saw when you had a pinche stratus with a stereo of
penne rail of those pap a pire was a relief. Yeah, so they
wouldn' t steal it from you, they wouldn' t take me out.
I had the ones asking you to take it off, but my boss
had the one who took this out and it looked like he had a box
of bullets in the square that were father yes, the bat with an amplified
pinche and a drawer that the güeys who built a wooden drawer for him,
very uncomfortable that they couldn' t even put some punches in for the soccer,
because there was the drawer that this cock pir two twelve yes, yes,
yes and made buffer bees. Buffers are things of love. To me
I remember a crimagináte falls the morra that I owe it to you and you
erase it or in the two days throw it to me. You get past
the green, listen, I put the first rice. Don' t cry,
little girl, don' t think. I' m bringing you a
second suit tonight of love. I put the third track again, all of
a sudden it' s love stuff, and then I got into my life
well, all right, it' s going very well, I was going,
all right, and then I' m anxious for you and I said
there I fucked up, but I said eye I started singing so much This
is Polo Polo, already and the last ones were Polo jokes, songs from
the weirdest band, no more I an audio from my dad telling my mom.
I' m going to give you as if you were Mommy, I
' m going to leave you as a slit a Christian rap at number three
and the fourteen was closed with a radish- grey pinche at the last gino.
Yes, it was a rala of ah Mahoni, ah majon. I
want constants like melons that aren' t afraid when I lower their pants.
The last one told us that your mom used to suck you, the pinga
ay, miss, so the dick gas is a chumbo or my mom,
my old lady, my old lady the way that still told me not to
mames I put it to roma miscalientes with my family and my grandmother and I
was listening to you the pussy and the pinga was And then you also gave
it to her And after he hears it is all scratched, no ja doesn
' t read it for and I sent him to clean the flea for a
hundred balls and suddenly you put it already pulled, but until seven o'
clock it is a Güey man. The eight is where the grandmother of the
firm wey the one of the is already to tell her then, but they
were the little problems that you had as a teenager. No, but you
had to dedicate yourself to a role you branded. I don' t know
if the cell phone or your house and you tick it and excuse it.
Not what you' re laughing at I' m falling in love I'
m tunar tube and then I' m pulling out the wave. What do
you think, hey, my son is not sorry, hey Güey, you
don' t almost ever win, it' s just that there' s
no lady the servant. He tells you if it was you, if you
were the whole adventurous brother boy that if I compared you I was like be,
I was in a lot of work. I put in all the subunits
to see what Güey hit. Yeah, yeah, wey didn' t have
much of it. It' s very won. Chaco. I used to
sleep with local colonies, which is not my level, no, not my
middle class. They didn' t peel me or I had to go down
with sopita chavitas, with a star of letters. If you notice that I
went, it was up to the race when I started to get more acceptance,
so, I mean, you weren' t the gallant. You mean
in high school not even right now the net, but in high school I
was never a galan. It was, if it' s big, today,
if I' m single, I would already have to carry penicillin gum
compadre, because if today the woman fucks for sport wey that is, it
' s that I laugh, because that didn' t notice Adrian, but
we were sitting and there were our women and I saw old women passing and
I saw two muzzles, so it was changing they were that I want you
to put me in your virile member wasn' t, obviously, the lord
eh. If you see how good you remember an old woman, I can
' t r it and then I say I understand the person and how neat
and respectable this citizen is. But Adriano' s stupid stance. No.
But the point with that fart is that you bite them. If he'
s got more right now, you' re married, more than that.
That doesn' t mean, it works out that this fart makes a slob
of slobs look at me, just like I got the ponor from you shitting
your stick. It' s not so much that they like it. I
told her my lady and she was singing it to me, but because I
have the confidence. I' m trained with Ricardo Perez to have a whisky.
There' s my wife talking to the chaperrite. I think there was
Alan' s girlfriend and suddenly a girl. Well she tells me I can
take a picture with you and when she ends she tells me how rich the
mole So I got how rich the mole and I laughed forty- two years
old. Rico, I tell you, I' m laughing because I'
m a comedian and I tell my wife that she' s so rich.
That' s why you sent her to San Antonio wey, not the one
that meccas her. Not me why not, because I told him I didn
' t do anything. I' ve got it for you Tell him to
come clean up your poop and oh fucking poop, asshole, and you'
re out of your poop like a dog. If I was a dog,
right, kid, I was hamster güey Don' t come and I'
ll put up with you. Again I tell him but sonle wey is fine
Cabrón and Güey, as in a certain way, is the adolescence to which
he builds you, not the chigüey, which also gives you, because the
carnal lovelessness is today that we talk about things of teenagers. I think it
' s a lot of teenagers falling in love and failing. Also that fart
if you don' t have those emotional processes at that age, how ugly
when you' re already a güey adult that you see your average partner kicking
a boat and that Carnal doesn' t suck wey you keep falling into it
and you' re thirty- four, that is, this has to happen
to you as a teenager, but egg so that as an adult, that
is, it' s a functional adult Güey, because lovelessness is the worst
disease in the world. Look, I' m gonna tell you something,
and I' m gonna tell you about my position as I wish. No,
I wouldn' t, because I can' t live it anymore and
I say it on this podcast. I' ve tried some really bad things
in the world. I' ve tried substances, I' ve felt the
adrenaline that I' ve almost been pulled out of a gun and all that.
But there' s no more carnal addiction and maybe, you don'
t agree with me, or that one, the feeling of reliving it,
that they have to see from carnal adultess cier because I keep you no,
no, no, no, that' s what I' ve lived,
that they bite your ass, that they suck you, but you or it
' s here as a man. But I remember. Güey, that it
was something I don' t know if it' s a more oquistic person
than knowing, that is I don' t know what the body releases,
that you like an old woman you know it' s never gonna be done.
Güey, who' s with another cat, but she gives you certain
incentive droplets like placebo saying it' s never gonna happen, never make your
girlfriend, but I want you to be there the honey of the scorpion Father
Güey, that Adrenaline, Federina, Medrenden Drindrina. What follows, I have
not lived it anymore because my wife, my lady, loves me and I
love her. And now, but that one sent to the carnal dick and
feels very ashamed Güey for being and I become pure heroin. That' s
why I know it' s okay. Caron what you' re saying.
But when you realize that the woman has that power, this when you really
already decide to marry and say I' m not going to play, I
' m not going to go for now to ride in life Güey. I
mean, yeah, because it' s a game where you' re gonna
lose out. I think it' s just that realization that makes you say
no more the truth. Today I' m going to get the best out
of myself and I' m not going to waste my time falling into those
games. Oh, well, it feels like losing it as a teenager that
you do nothing to yourself. I remember having me, that is, it
never happened to you that you wanted to go to school to suffer here you
were in love with the context, that you were in love with a woman,
that you knew that I wasn' t going to listen to you and
that you wanted to go to school, she' s not going to study.
You' re good at chemical dick because I wanted to feel that masochism
of knowing that the old lady was gonna see her but I wasn' t
gonna talk to you, but I didn' t know I was gonna do
anything. You play your first romantic p, that' s how we got.
I' m not leaving you and me either. I mean Chile.
Well, we' ve done zero you genaro, no, ah, no,
but out of farts to me, yeah, I get chinita skin.
Obviously it' s wrong. No. No, no, no, I
' m married. No, I don' t. No. No,
no, no, no, but we' re talking about everything that doesn
' t. No, that' s crazy the exact sensations. I was
in high school at my first of that was in high school second here.
Then it was the film, my first of that, too, because the
Angelita boy did, yes, he was going out, he was one more
cabbage, he was very bitten by the bees not and he dies. And
he dies. But you left me in regat. You can tell me this.
That' s the first kiss when I really felt that feeling. Güey
is worth the redundancy to Chile. It was, well, it is a
before and after. For me in life, even if it sounds like you
remember the person, it was a fish age, that is, it'
s kind of dimensioned, your first kiss remembers it. More is your ras
the moment of how you felt. Then I was in the car back.
Compare you know maybe I said dick I want to do this, fart,
I mean, I want to do this again and with the girl you liked.
So it wasn' t, I mean, when it really comes to
the girl you like and you say the dick if it' s one,
it' s a hoot, if it blows your brain up for my taste.
And so everyone who reflects after their first kiss, as they say,
is that I feel that my life of Gordillo, of Morrillo was very much
enjoyed that I was sent to the Is already right now, I already have
farts thinking it well I felt not have so many victories. Güey, I
mean, they were more defeats than I was bai. Those defeats took me,
they gave me some built of it. Yeah, I mean, I
got that little drug. That incentive that I got used to being sent so
much to the dick, that I liked being sent to see because I felt
better. It was as if, Güey, it was like the pricks,
the cats that go to the thalaya when they go the wey of the Mormons
that the day you open them and say I tell you, Güey, they
always send us to the dick that I tell you. I was so much
that they sent me to the dick. Güey, I say not much that
when I was told yes, I said ah fuckada. I' m not
used to feeling. I don' t know what to do? I'
m used to you sending me to the dick and that' s the love
that I feel and that I have that I liked to suffer wey and rotted
rancid, rotted and there was born the Manchitas, which was the manchita for
a long time. And now, I was a reformed mon even repons and
unfortunately I became a son of a bitch at a stage of my life where
if I was a very ass Güey I didn' t get into my heart
and I was worth a dick as a teenager my time of a gace'
s leftover made me very shitty, güey, but why, because the chubby
you are cured for that you are curing. And there it is. There
' s too many phrases about women, but the one about them being the
most dangerous weapon sometimes makes sense Gey, you know they destroy in countries,
corporations, they destroy friendships, they check with your house, and they make
Güey wars, that is to say, to kill Güey dishes for old people
that this fight that time Güey. The truth is that a lot of ass
suckers, too, someone who doesn' t have to suck it so you
see how and look at what you' re looking at. You had some
friend in your high school career who got her daughter pregnant and not blessed,
blessed God, you realize when the year goes by, the times get together
in universities and everyone starts to teach their babies and a comrade of yours that
my son is twenty- seven years old, cha Verja Güey is coming out
from high school in braceo to a teacher who also because she will wonder how
it was that pregnancy took place and if she had thirteen poses the most fertile
is and when the assholes are, it is very dangerous stage because, because
your pinche me cate Güey to be sticky than any one, you are in
the most miserable stage and, according to me, fertility has to do with
a hormonal theme. That' s a garter too. Obviously, you'
re cleaner Güey and old man, because don' t moms bring it alcohol
there' s a pinches it' s prmogram Güey and you bring thunder the
blowjobs you bring more mucus you than inhabitants of the planet. Ge wey to
the dick, that is to say, there are many chances that if you
put it without knowledge, that is, without a condom, you will also
have a morrito at the age of fifteen You could see the morita Linda wey
of those of the prepa very pretty was in Oratoria, the old one already
had it for two Oratoria competitions, one in Huahuascaliente and from there went to
the National, went to Bolivia, was always a country of Central America and
the old Poles Cabrón, Bolas don Mario, as a camerate says. But
it' s just that these shags that are laughing like that in a minute,
that is, you never expected it from that ning- bunch that'
s over and you know why it happens, because that' s where you
have to do it a little bit more than the mamenta. Yeah, no,
yeah, but fuck. No. If I' m a Güey,
no, not always choose. And that' s where your daughter is.
Güey, you got some cool stuff, Güey, what am I doing?
What am I going to do? Come the manipulators, Güey, what the
sucker does on the first date, Güey, you don' t leave everything
to me, you suck your tits. In the second, I' ll
give you a damn. In the third, Güey, make me the video
you don' t get and they give you the cinabon in the first,
wey and fart. It is that the Christian Güey on the day that they
free themselves to beat me go vechame, yes, Güey, yes, Güey,
they are seen and are of the lubres and ca of the retina.
Get out of here, that' s what I mean. Really, if
we' re more wey or we' re getting to know wey, I
just picked you up from mass with Güey kids, wey, that is,
you don' t buy goods from pinch yuven and you' re sorry.
And what you just said is true, because who didn' t happen to
him that in his living room there were two morias that didn' t talk
to anyone. They said his dad had fucked a donkey he always made you
see the times and all of a sudden you know he' s really who
took it and you know what happens carnal. That' s a very ugly
karma prick when a Christian woman or someone very religious, in this case don
' t regret, when a Christian woman gets pregnant, so no, she
doesn' t want it, but because she was out of wedlock. And
that fart because suddenly some super phrases start on the facebooks and instagrams of my
seed, my mother singles all this mame of no more than two. You
' re also good for me, but it' s not so cocky,
too. The ideal is with all of us not the most. You know,
if it' s in the dick, the chamba compadre and just doing
one, it' s not going to pay my respects to the moms who
are free to Chile if I respect myself, I have enough on Facebook,
but suddenly I' ll start to ask how it didn' t happen to
you that you saw your Facebook and your friend from the Prepa who got her
pregnant. Like in high school, it' s like a medium chip.
The nose is already taller than she and the bearded nose the young girl still
his forty- two years. But if between a moral superiority, they'
re like sometimes we don' t want it. So much I saw my
picture with the son and so Güey knows there' s a 25- year
- old resentment. There' s the picture of the young tailor suit,
the tallest child of the year, a new strong kia, just came out
of here of the kia of but of going down and so the dying one
came out of high school. My son is only occupied by his mother here
is charged like this, but it has been even in capital letters here his
mother supporting him as always since day one the dick Güey and you say you
know that I get some chinchase, no, not to Chile, yes,
it is of that fart, but because normally the vatos that stayed with it,
they do not make you, because it may be not bad Güey,
that is to say if it is an advanced maturity of being bad is empowered,
but it goes better to the woman, eh than to the man.
And if yes more so, then of course Güey matures, because you are
facing an event of life in which you have to but suddenly judge so lightly
also Güey, so that other behaviors just, because you are already mother and
you are doing it alone, because it does not give you the right to
judge other people, but to see why you believe. Yes, I'
m entitled to it It' s not time. I can do it straight,
but you can always give them to the blackberries I always do, the
dolls that got drunk as a teenager, I know them, that is,
I see them on facebook. I pinched old women traveling the world Colombia and
the fucking kid, that is, sending my son from Neilandia and I see
my comrades getting pregnant. They got their old lady pregnant when they were young
and the teenager saw in the fex the vato, teaching like this with a
guitar on a porch of his mother' s house in chancle gay paw with
my son singing a go or not, that is to say an arjona.
It was this bato he keeps seeing with his mom wey and the mom passes
a camera so wey wey kicked yes, lord of the bouquets, the women
will do better, because also if it is a very dense fuel sometimes the
lovelessness that is and there are bats that if they pass the dick yes,
if there is a lot in the güey cha two thousand a semester, yes
veteranally we we we wey that happens to you is güey, because that is
why the laws have had to be changed. No more, there are also
morts that give me thirty- five perme, for if the child is the
after- government wey who eats wey wey yes, if you there san fill
of calm, you give him for the child and suddenly comes with the tits
operated, says wey the boy Güey and the child ends him dancing it and
wey with books lined, with paper change buying me instead of crayons colors of
snow white. If you don' t get her in, don' t
get her in there anymore. The Montandiu was too full of stuff to be
the Duo Hey. When you start smoking, turn on other arms, either
or don' t put the little god you wey put on it hear you
never bought cigars outside loose out of the prepa or I commend them to see
carnal clear, you put up your dick with a cardboard was of the substances.
It wasn' t alcohol and alcohol and cicada, alcohol and cigar.
If first fart, I remember my first fart, coming out of a fifteen
- year- old compadre, we got out of those that wey was also
a noodle dagger, because it was always this rebellion to say that things to
the tours weren' t so cool and always passed you that noose rebellion is
from Lycia. There' s no chida be pane chido. And if we
had squealed guerías, then wey nothing, nothing would change. But you were
leaving early when you were fifteen, because you were the rebel, not that
of and you were saying pinche. This isn' t cool And done I
' m going to see him fucking dance and I' m not going to
talk and ask you to a certain yes, not knowing why wey I remember
once doing that we got to a super feel instead of being left at the
chicken house and we bought a president. You didn' t pass me that
was my first fart with that you can clean up. I ran out wey
I put on a wey shrink to see I had a chicken balcony. I
remember you turned it around. With coca cola, President, with coca cola
and I had never experienced the feeling of being taken and dick, the complete
crockery in the mother, we threw it as freebey compa on the balcony.
It' s a bunch of fucking Neanderthals carrying the puncturing chinga food we had
ate in the night. No. No, no, no, a carnal
shitter. And it was also like when the first fist, the first kiss,
the first drunkenness. It was what this is, Güey, and it
' s an analysis. The fart is that they are farts that you don
' t realize until after they are the compa, s or the new hydaba
you are opening up, Güey and it is a new world and then how
raw the next day, Güey, you don' t get up a pinche,
chicken broth and you play fút wey and you stay all day talking about
the annex CD dick and you don' t go counting all week of Ramira,
it got well fart. It' s like your triumph and you remember
that the noses even make pyramids with the cans of the cheves that they take
and take a picture without a shirt with the pinches wey wey gives time of
type coming is with the panties out and pants well lying down güey and always
making them güey hears and then there were your times that grab as and peace
all calabrado the dick goes to itself güey wey that time is that it was
a lot to presume that it was the güey that wey tell him Cabrón has
been since now been a sucking wey tell us wey tell Juancho since he prayed
it from the two, Cabrón, from the two o' clock and that
' s all that is the teen' s fart. It' s that
you look at me, I kill you, and I kill you, and
all the talk about it' s that he' s not suckin' wey
because you have to suck weyte güey, and I suckin' wey, and
all of a sudden, when you start, you want to go and you
see that out there and you say that wey gate wey, I check that
he has this therapy and he was looking at me like this I was looking
at me and he' s looking at me and he' s looking at
me and he' s looking at me, and he' s looking at
me, and he' s looking at me and he' s looking at
me, and he' s looking at me, and he' s just
starting to make you more ashamed of what you' re doing without what you
' re doing the chili water and you' re throwing up on top of
the aquachiles güey wey wey, a camera mamate wey. The joke is to
keep sucking. We have to get this way after we get out of here
where we' re going to suck. If the dick is, but everything
revolves around two more. And if wey when you have to think, you
' ve been talking about four hours talking about you' re sucking and two
cheves and two packs of cigars and three black pearls that wey- ey that
I suddenly remember, wey and I start sucking the donkey a mouth of the
udm pipi and Pippi that lives, that brings a earring there that is of
tabasco wey and that has the super hairy wey that the moor is like that
and it has braids and she calls her janie joupping the wey life is fine,
we' re getting all wet if it' s okay, I say
lose in her carnal, because net is a process in which suddenly we'
re talking about fifteen, seventeen, but we' re forgetting that of the
twenty- one still isn' t a pinche adors five for the twenty-
one. I saw a donkey get into someone' s mouth, so your
farts are starting to rise. Yeah, all of a sudden there' s
your pal who' s on the fart, the whole table full of charrons,
José Cuervo, cans, cheve bottles, three liters of square. That
' s all there is to it, Valentina sauce, San Luis sauce and
suddenly in the middle of a song of sonmfor ioane you see your partner get
to the table. Yeah, I was wondering what' s going on,
what' s going on, what, what, oh, what he wants
to get to and at that point you don' t wonder, but right
now, it' s when I' m ready, it' s what,
and dads don' t think they' re even judging you. I
watch my whole adolescence. Brother, I grabbed the fart at home I always
more than going to antrush A long time I got together at friends' house
and I think my uncles listened to the conversations you used to fuck about my
güey is there and I don' t know, because I don' t
know if they were scared or not. But be it said, these are
some güey assholes, that is here, I have no future or inventor of
anything good. If it' s here, he' s not going to
see any politicians or anyone who pulls for you or when I' m 20,
I start smoking mota and screaming. Yeah, I want to know who
started all this. Ba lo clip the speck, who was the one who
said this is the speck. It was carnal curiosity, but it wasn'
t that big a neighborhood. It wasn' t so much a neighborhood issue
it was more like curiosity. I don' t know what content we started
consuming maybe cs jacas movies. I had a lot to do with it,
but I can see if you noticed, they' re gonna get you the
speck when you' re 20. I remember. They were the first connected.
They were a carnal adrenaline, said dilator, my first dialer did not
frentitino, no, no, no, it remained light one day thrown to
beat to see if it was strong and those first connected and you will no
longer sell. I' ll see you there. I' ll meet you
there, on the walmar of Lazarus' Furt cart. I see them dairy
three PM. You' re three, five. It turns me back,
I go to the dick and it was that I ask three hundred balls from
each compa and between five buy a quarter of an ounce for a thousand pesos,
but now it is a crispina s that cocks Kushi tell you in ugar
wey right now no mames give you in a boat of pringles wey a lady
with a baby in stain. Before, yes, it still touched me.
It' s not very illegal, but I don' t remember why I
started smoking mota, but the talks you have when you start swearing to see
is an asshole you say that güey everything is what I' ve seen,
that it' s the consumption of substances from me I' m still young
that' s not. But if you think you' re philosophizing, well
cock and you leave when you bite them that or I don' t know
the band gets mushrooms or even noses. All the gossip is talking about how
you' re getting stuck with what you got yourself if it' s for
use. He put me in a wey- buddy wey- buddy wey-
buddy He' s got some sirins in there. Seven days I gave him
I mean, it' s like the game wey that' s the game.
It' s when you' re teenagers, who did more, who,
who gave him four days taking us follow him and we were on the
rails and then we went to a ranch, a yen sanchan a good and
then we followed him in the dam. But that' s the game and
it' s been compared already Güey, it' s already going to be.
There comes a point where you say you already hear and already you have
fallen in love with a baton, like what it was. This was the
one about not having wool on dates, mate, that' s being watching
the mock not asking for the big bonnels, Güey, because you bring in
three hundred and fifty balls, no more, and the bill is going to
be five hundred in the franc for you to go to the Frank that dicks
take out the Frank vape the antines and put you to the wings, to
the vasconcelos. H h h chin ya. Doing there is true and you
walk, but wishing that the mouth does not ask for anything more or dessert,
because you do not even bring for the tip. That' s right.
It' s your turn to make this güey a borrowed dog. I
' m holding on to my boss. I also asked the carri to save
the motel not to bring it. At the time of dating, uncomfortable,
I came to apply, but it didn' t come out that I didn
' t bring much money. And obviously for me back then it wasn'
t the way out. It was the living rooms. When I started that
coming you opened the menu of the small rooms and came to you the cabin
where the story made you burned the cabin and the dick was the mom.
If you remember what it was like when the living rooms were good dicks.
Güey is at the top of those stalls were the chidas and the best smells
she tasted, which were when the Monterrey salt courts started. What did I
do Carnal, I went and bought a Caesar pizza I don' t want
anymore. It was the hot dick with big ham ham, the bite of
mortal and cock and I was leaving. I' m telling the foundry when
the foundry wasn' t what it was yet, but there was a part
you could go and put me there with it. That' s what they
look like. I' m just telling things about Monterrey, but you don
' t get where in the context for me to understand. The people elsewhere
are a park where they do is more the one for the north, which
is a great one and because it was free wey were crowded squares and I
came and I put one I wanted to do the romantic, put a basket,
I put a picnic and we talked about what wey happened because the blackberry
you liked you are eating a pizza, touched the pinch pansota and passed a
vato doing exercise and running because it had just passed the Kart series and already
the track left that ran weyes weys passed in chiqui chors almost coming out of
the sucking dick and it was pure distraction from falling in love. It was
nothing wey and something else, that is, I shit when you had to
either eat or throw him right in the car. Those are the differences of
saying what you' re saying. Are we going to the role? Let
' s go to the role, But, because that' s also where
it' s good not to bring anything so that you can also see if
the morra is coming out Güey, because it is, because also from there
already warns you the morrilla. How' s it going to be if you
suddenly got to the chillies and started asking for the asshole and then it didn
' t end and dis this at all, don' t suck, because
that' s what dating is for too or that you assholes go to the
gutter in the tell you he calls you a libear, but those are already
salts of twenty- three, twenty- four and they say that you already
bring up a credit one. That' s where we were just in case.
And that' s where the muzzles also start to get more picuas and
there are batos. It also depends on who wants the most. There are
batos that also bite. They' re making them get paid for a blow
job because they know they' re dying for them. Of course it'
s not always the batos we can afford. There' s bellies that are
good in thunderbolts. You know what those shoes are that are big for them.
Yeah, that' s if those old ladies pay cats what they'
re called the ones that aren' t with the güeys. Like you said,
you know who. They usually get snogged, left, left behind,
or mistreated the secretary, and if those weys are as they' re already
used to being sent by their boss, that' s what they' re
bad at. They usually grab batos and pay them all. If you'
re a scoundrel, you' re a scoundrel, and you' re a
scoundrel in your life, mate, fuck a güey secretary because she pays you
to Josefinos' firm on the fart. Yeah, güey, everyone with office
pants, hang up here and hang up here the jinx. If you see
her eating in a gallery shortfoot or anywhere, she' s single, because
they always walk around with shit, shit, shit, shit that spends their
bums There, there' s, well, there' s very good,
very good teacher the foot corts. Chequense You realize it' s not his
bato, because then you see them Godines. Then you can also get to
gossip you get bored that they are with batos alone, because they are their
companions of jale yes and in the joints are the nostrils that they have left
win the shoe. I mean, if you see the pazapato falling on them
and there' s a space between the heel and the tip of the shoe.
Those bitches can pay you for the dick that chido that exist in the
thunderbolts have so much if ah the priceing thing. She' s a very
teenage girl that Güey smoked. You remember they' re coming at me.
I' ve been dried up right now by a macua rat and I was
doing it here, here Güey and there are batos that still bring it that
if I was incarnated or your friend, put on your friend, it was
potentially if I gave him the pale. When they pierced him that he was
giving them the pale Güey, they were getting yellowish Güey, but almost pes
ay Güey, la Güey, a coke, a mother wey there were people
who went well nothing poet or Güey. There were more than two fainting Güey
and compare pierced your eyelid Güey and there was a race that picked up the
intestines with shovels in their comic nombre. Swallow me a coke. Güey I
remember you. When my boss found out that you' re telling me Güey,
you' re making yourself look like a man and you want a coke.
When tejajj with whom he hears look, I found out that my boss
who tells me my whole month' s daughter who wants me to be bandit
the see gave me the rija to my curce a comrade and came to his
house and tells him dad just punched me and Joe, where is the piercing
hol no palparcingja, not my boss, that chill. My boss realized that
I had a foot under my chajiste tongue, because yes, güey, this
je uno, but he realized that I' m leaving I mean what you
bring there and I said Güey i per Worther To me they look like the
batos that make a tattoollo well scared wey and as a teenager and so arrive
the vacos that fart wey ink my skin tita bastard, because a fucking mole
wey I don' t know that you have panties. You don' t
know too, and obviously, motherwarras. I' ve got a lot of
friends that' s what Güey does and that' s why he threw a
car. But when he got tattooed in a sentence of something I already understood,
that' s like a rule that if you get tattooed, that a
sentence that you forget your friends and dick because you' re a shit and
the most forgotten, that is, if you need to remember is like the
footballers that says victory and joel ah so that they don' t forget the
kids go for a chingo Weys and to Chile the band that gets tattooed that
thust nowane and the dick that it' s not or asshole Cabron, you
don' t know that wey wey we don' t stop trusting Güey.
If you live with Nike' s slogan phases and those blowjobs yes güey,
because Chile, if it' s five, tacos for ten pesos, because
if it' s one day, one day, I' m going to
have the ability I wish I let you r is that those to me embolden
my sleeves, for example, so when you have the freedom that I'
m tattooing, because my body pinch, canvas and I look good dick.
But when the band gets tattooed so that others find out and or want to
tell them it' s like that I' m like there was a programmer
that defines this phrase and that the bato always. This is the phrase that
defines me güey. If you look at güey, it says here it'
s my mantra and it says wey let me local partner me josa Fewok.
My body needs ink chingas to your tempt mother wey I tell you one thing
that to me, in particular, I was curious about the güeyes that put
on piercing that even the I you saw a normal bato and then put on
piercing. The next day I was dressed differently like that prickly piece of staple
colera and I opened his trust and they said you' re already someone different.
You' re not just any asshole or the band that tattoos that resilience
and cock and but if you tattoo it that well, kid that you didn
' t even have the balls to hold a fucking güey needle and you want
to talk to me about güey resilience or the pussies that get like this a
little hilito like that an infinity here that you don' t mam you want
there to be immediately güey when you' re a teenager, you realize the
old one that loves it, the one that puts an infinity here is that
needs attention, but the one that had on their backs low a few güey
eyes to cover the carnal stars and you tell the truth tattoos of mantras that
connect these parts, that is to lower train. You know this is Mamadon,
it' s Mom where I draft on the first date, and it
' s this gonorrhea and Mom where burr is s gets to high school,
hunts down the race and dayana I' m gonna miss you. We'
re the girlfriends whore- cut whore who gets the dick. You' re
going to give yourself a government one. I go to Tech those separations in
sad high school when you know flat out that the nerdillo is going to have
scholarship in the TEC s in the Tech and logo already liked the ure and
you will cebu the UVM UVM to the UVM in summits and the dick with
one with a pinche malameter. If on the subway you' re also going
to find your future girlfriend who' s going to make you a wey with
one of the inter- Americans. No, no, the game doesn'
t start in the prepa already to the dick and the cucumbers fight, because
I give you a laptop and you sign up ea is already there. Keizer,
I remember that when I started going to good, I graduated high school
from that and I was opening the Tech millenium Towers and giving you a laptop.
If you described yourself as good. I mean, it was a good
incentive,' cause that face that techmilanium gives you a laptop. Several compass
signed up That' s why Güey and I came out with the laptop,
ran them, and one gave him full of mucus. I couldn' t
even chop his pal mouse. He had no hair on his back. The
space bar sounded like fresh, just as h listened to you on a mattress
when you were pressed, shaded to see and a little game came out.
So on the outside. But hey, but it' s cruel because we
all had that time where I made your camera, uh, Roberto, Chilean,
even if you had in Apodaca. I' m looking at St Peter
' s. We' re gonna keep seeing your dad. I' ll
tell my uncles. I love them very much at two weeks. We'
re gonna get together. It' s just that I' m already hanging
out with the wey racers that that' s the one I' m going
to see, I' m going to get together I' m not going
to the wey race it was painful to hear it for many of the wey
preparation what the restaurant was called. They changed me, she tells me.
They told him that I was in the square party of Agustín Bill something like
this, Dad the Popes Vill I met with the comrades and we went to
the nandas and the coffee Iguanas and suddenly we go to the popes Bills and
I WEY where it happens is that I go with those of my career wey
for the popes Vill has not let me enter the Pope Vilanse then that no,
because I do remember that it was and I went to the coffee Wano
wey was good place. That one was fresh. There was also the one
that was going voice to him Iban Bostes and then later I said no more
I do not meet with him. Because the batos were coming together. Oh
wey is colder, and they accepted you into a good pear. It was
at that stage. It was that I remember my mom yor or when they
accepted me on the CD a good school. There' s lagoni' s
dick what a fart and shit, but then you can see that a band
fucker went to other prepas just like not so fucking and shitty, but because
they didn' t accept them in the one they loved you. Güey,
So, that' s where these little relics start, too, because even
if you are, for example, in many were at seven o' clock
at seven, which is also fine, Verga has a lot of level,
but they had presented to enter the SIDEV and from there they didn' t
give him. We played fut against them. Güey and I remember, I
sent you a hug from a chingo band. I met at seven weys but
there was that mommy since there were several people who had wanted to come in
here and the fuck hadn' t come in, they hadn' t come
in. And you do, then, yes, well, I have a
dog. And if you didn' t go to 2 o' clock or
if you didn' t go to 15 o' clock, at 15 o
' clock, Florida also in a downtown high school that' s almost that
uni game because, well, you put the prepas you want to be in.
Room three Güey there are several sincere good endings in one of nine,
nine, from there I think, no, no, it' s not
from mitres, which one is behind the SAMS. Nine is nine, but
nine five isn' t, it' s behind the SAMS, it'
s my own. After that, good old ladies. I, when I
was pretty hot, I fucked an old lady. That' s where you
' ll learn or j ge n the Good Okay. Gentlemen, uh,
compadre, what memories of being a teenager. I hope you liked the episode.
How long it lasted. Güey the a lo vergo, Güey, I
think it' s the longest episode we' ve ever recorded. Not Güey,
and then we don' t talk about teenage girls, my kings,
you suffer them. No, it' s just that we' re talking
about our adolescence, the Iñakis over there in Puebla, those who kick,
cock, cock. We can do the second part of teenagers, my kings,
things of my kings, and we' ve done things of my kingdom
to him. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no No, and we don' t go to those junior kids.
But well Tijuana, hey you June, as it goes well, goes to
the Micha Dijuana. Let' s go to Tijuana which half of how many
tickets are half two thousand thousand three hundred. We' ve got a thousand
one hundred and fifty, okay, so we' re almost full, so
I don' t believe it. How they are to work no, what
a fucking not loredo ok chingón mexicana and how much it goes to a function.
Let' s go to the second change we kill. It moved by
June 8. It' s gonna be Friday. It' s loose I
say I know people are amputated, but a boy is missing. But it
moved to June why, because people were telling us nothing on Wednesday, because
we can' t go on and dick. This guy' s valid.
Wednesday' s ticket for that one is valid. Hey, it' s
gonna fill up. It' s gonna fill up, but raservar' s
gonna take it badly. But because it was Wednesday we didn' t move
to a date that went on a road trip. We' re going to
make more mentions so that on the 8th of June I' ll show the
good home. Let' s hope he' s coming to kill us.
They' re not asses, we' re not gonna take it the wrong
way. Let' s go if you have a great time. Whatever they
keep doing. We' re x Tucson and the BINIX Tubson bucker and the
date pediets burqueque. I' m remembering that if he leaves the gas,
he' ll turn on the house. But I' ve got electric stupe
already farting not bad anymore, uh, well, I had a great time.
Carnal also recalled yesterday' s things, yesterday' s things. Take
care of yourself, we love you kisses, we all have a teenager inside
and before we go remember in this sentence for all teenage kids put that trout
kid. There are several other noses.