1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:09,160 M u e Hello Tarolas. How are you guys? Greetings to the whole 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,720 gang Welcome to shutting us down with milk. How are you with pirri and 3 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:18,440 pita? They once told me in multimedia I' m not your competitor they 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,800 told me like that, I don' t know what. Yes, you 5 00:00:19,839 --> 00:00:23,000 told someone with pite I told wey Gos to compete and said I' m 6 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:26,640 not your rival, but I was cheating and time, because I' m 7 00:00:26,719 --> 00:00:29,839 a lot to say with pita, no, yes, yes, in a 8 00:00:29,879 --> 00:00:34,200 scolding it' s already good to have a day that I was with you 9 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:39,200 in an interview I told him with dick jaj already I' m going already 10 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,719 shut up. No, no, no, carnal mamalon, to be here 11 00:00:41,759 --> 00:00:45,799 once again in front of the good audience we have. Greetings to the whole 12 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:50,119 gang. Be doing whatever you' re doing. Do it you hear well, 13 00:00:50,799 --> 00:00:53,119 ok because sometimes you look who got angry and I' m going to 14 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:54,200 do something to you, I' m going to get into a context. 15 00:00:54,439 --> 00:01:00,280 Sometimes we say a lot of gibberish. YouTube is a little tighter. Red 16 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,920 flags with certain things and started Facebook, horita and YouTube. Then he puts 17 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:07,000 us on. We put pip so we want to monetize. Obviously us. 18 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:11,599 What interests me is to make money, because I play for schools. I 19 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:15,840 have to maintain a social level with the old ones in certain schools they see. 20 00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:19,560 Ah it' s how you pole or already calm down I' ll 21 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,560 leave Goya. But this was not paid for by censorship. That wasn' 22 00:01:21,599 --> 00:01:23,920 t paid for by censorship. That' s not what the censor on his 23 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,599 face recorded. I want to thank the chaphorita for giving it to me for 24 00:01:26,599 --> 00:01:32,000 birthday. That' s some of it from there. No, no, 25 00:01:32,079 --> 00:01:34,719 it' s not. He didn' t bring it to you where he 26 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:37,799 went to nothing to a saint, I mean Luis. Don' t you? 27 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:38,359 Don' t you? That one? Don' t you? Don 28 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:38,760 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don 29 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,239 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? What 30 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:44,079 I' m going to do is you' re absolutely right carnal. Sometimes 31 00:01:44,159 --> 00:01:47,680 we have to censor certain things. Or say no. This is because I 32 00:01:47,719 --> 00:01:49,480 am to be censured, because we have to censor it. I mean, 33 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,879 we wouldn' t want to get him down, we' re gonna get 34 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,760 him down, but so are you. That' s what we' d 35 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:59,519 let make more milk. Today, today so long. Today is a very 36 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:02,000 scary day that you are seeing at eleven o' clock in the morning or 37 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:07,960 twelve that today birthday my compadre de Marcelo, but I will celebrate the next 38 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,520 one because your gift comes in Houston. It' s just, like, 39 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,199 life' s ironic, because when we recorded yours, you were necliating that 40 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,960 day, but the chapter wasn' t coming out. That day I' 41 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,360 ll do it. The day the worst chapter comes out today we' re 42 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,719 recording, I don' t do it, but we' re gonna do 43 00:02:23,719 --> 00:02:27,479 it. Your birthday. You, don' t worry more than your gift 44 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:32,280 comes from Taiwan. Don' t worry. It has some mountains where Leonardo 45 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:38,479 Icapu recorded a film. The best gift you can give me Carnal is to 46 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:45,159 withdraw four times the ford nothing that no longer exists the day and the truth. 47 00:02:45,159 --> 00:02:46,439 Couldn' t have had to stick him in. I don' t 48 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:49,719 know and to God another cleanup. I don' t know if anyone can 49 00:02:49,719 --> 00:02:52,599 make them, but clean master chlor Alex just yes, yes, that can 50 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:58,280 make it Ayeme has the not to create with that you remain my friend Carnal, 51 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:01,000 with that we continue to do death and see us. I' m 52 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:05,639 more than satisfied. I told you that I don' t want you trying 53 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:09,080 to match what I did to Chile, I wouldn' t be satisfied. 54 00:03:09,479 --> 00:03:14,599 I don' t want to be I just bought a car and that car 55 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,080 part, that car right there, but maybe the muffle the escape. No. 56 00:03:17,159 --> 00:03:21,199 No, no, no, I feel the safe part, but exactly. 57 00:03:21,319 --> 00:03:23,000 I made it out of my heart as a gift. No, no, 58 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:27,080 but that fart follows me because I' m coming and they tell you 59 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:30,960 you have what he gave you. Adriano Marcelo told me the band like this 60 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:34,039 a Milanese and we went to the gaucho. We' re going to talk 61 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,599 to people to the gaucho and the Vallet parkin coming down told us, Adrian 62 00:03:37,599 --> 00:03:43,960 said, I' m also birthday. This doesn' t grind them if 63 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,080 it' s not a band now, but what chido talks a little bit 64 00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:52,960 about that what we' re recording the event and I' m going through 65 00:03:53,759 --> 00:03:55,240 if it' s not Rumia' s cube, the pickles mo told them 66 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,199 what you' re putting together that I compared. I bring a mole here 67 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:05,719 and look at the group headless. I lost my mind and the curcum that 68 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:09,719 we can talk about teenage stuff. And I' ll tell you one thing. 69 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:13,599 We' re going to touch fibers, because I think I can tell 70 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,560 you that I lived a beautiful adolescence, not traumatic. No you touched me 71 00:04:15,639 --> 00:04:20,319 or anything. I lived an adolescent of fat or good fart. I did, 72 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:24,759 yes, I did, but you saw a good victory. Suddenly a 73 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,480 guy, if he told me science here, he' s gonna see me 74 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:31,319 while I' m gone, he didn' t tell me I know, 75 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:32,839 and I, raudel uncle, what' s wrong with you forbidden to arm. 76 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:38,920 He would tell you, yes, or azu would stop him. But 77 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,600 no, no, no. The truth is, I also had a childhood, 78 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:46,519 you and I, I think, that' s why we' re 79 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:53,319 devoted to this fart, maybe, too. We were happy people. Ah 80 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:58,120 but for me it floats and I think that also makes us have good memories, 81 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,120 not all. It' s part of adolescence, it' s that 82 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:05,560 not all your memories can be good, because adolescence is synonymous. He also 83 00:05:06,399 --> 00:05:10,439 told him to understand what' s happening to a man like the world doesn 84 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:14,839 ' t understand me, a cocktail of hormones, a hormonal cocktail, and 85 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:18,720 also in the gym in your study that fart Chile, psychologist Dolletas. But 86 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:24,639 over there I was talking about a very interesting stage, Bastard that before talking 87 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,800 about the chapter to whom I mean, it' s just talking about it, 88 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:33,680 he calls it latency, which is like when you stop being that child, 89 00:05:34,439 --> 00:05:41,160 when already as you become the teenager, there' s supposed to be 90 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:46,720 a slight repression of those thoughts as loving to your mother Güey. Then it 91 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,000 ' s called what you called the edi complex, because that fart that good 92 00:05:50,199 --> 00:05:56,079 is supposed to be repressed in adolescence, it' s in the unconscious and 93 00:05:56,240 --> 00:06:00,279 well consciously a noodle starts to shit the stick and it' s a rebel 94 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,480 like you were your teenager. Yeah, and especially when you land obesity, 95 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,879 you didn' t fight your boss much. Yeah, I thought I' 96 00:06:05,959 --> 00:06:09,959 d watch my dad not,' cause if I had a fear of the 97 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:15,360 boss,' cause you knew your boss was cocky with this part and then 98 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:15,199 he' d come back with his hand. My mom never hit me. 99 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,839 But my mom, if she' s going to tell my grandmother and my 100 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,920 mom, she' s going to always recribrate them like I said they were 101 00:06:21,959 --> 00:06:25,399 the buttons, that is, the eyes, so they were but they weren 102 00:06:25,399 --> 00:06:27,800 ' t. They were the ones who sat in the bouquet. But let 103 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:29,720 ' s start with the first one. And one thing I' m going 104 00:06:30,319 --> 00:06:33,319 to tell you is the hormonal changes. I remember a lot when I was 105 00:06:33,399 --> 00:06:36,000 Morrillo that mom I' m not going to school because my groin hurts you 106 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:40,680 got off. You' re your little pants, your little shorts that said 107 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:43,040 fruit andlum, and your mom was looking at your slugs. That' s 108 00:06:43,079 --> 00:06:46,240 how you were your little ones. It was your little child, so you 109 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:51,279 had your circuit or your position, so you had to take off the diaper, 110 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:55,319 from the eggs of a child, a child, and suddenly one day 111 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,759 there I realized that I had grown thirty- seven years old. No, 112 00:06:58,439 --> 00:07:01,000 no, I had, I don' t know about eleven and my mom 113 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,839 hurts my stomach and I get up. I had never noticed because I was 114 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:08,800 going to the bathroom and some stomach, because I didn' t see my 115 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:13,000 dick and suddenly Mom goes and says where it hurts and where I get down 116 00:07:13,079 --> 00:07:24,920 the partal does what happened to me. You' ve got tel as if 117 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,920 and then I' ve already paid attention to my hundred and such and yes 118 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,160 they' ve already sprouted and already sprouted. But it was in a week 119 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,839 ' s time, because I remember I had caught the Wius. How old. 120 00:07:34,439 --> 00:07:38,680 I' m telling you that between eleven and twelve years it seemed to 121 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,480 you like work of chespirito eleven and two smooth hairs or already curls. He 122 00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:46,519 didn' t come, he' d come out, like he' d 123 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:47,879 clawed his pussy. You know what he' s doing, he married like 124 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:54,079 an Elvis Pel Liga, the neutron is not much, not like that, 125 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:59,480 but if there was already like hair of the so- called" brislo rapan 126 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:03,040 ", how disgusting when you turn out like David' s I don' 127 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,399 t, that is how the bit bisball comes out, but down here it 128 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:09,720 comes out to you, so you let it grow like that to the dick 129 00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:13,560 that it' s hygienic, it' s hygiene also yes, because that 130 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:13,920 you catch the infections the beautiful publics. Well, I think that also for 131 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:22,920 the woman should not be very nice nor for giving herself to suck some eggs 132 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,519 that are full to see if it does not bad and make him understand look. 133 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:41,240 The soft moustache. The soft moustache is part of the key adolescence and, 134 00:08:41,279 --> 00:08:45,120 in fact, highly criticized in Prepa because the teachers mess with it, 135 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:48,720 they think you' re loving it. They tell you to shave your moustache 136 00:08:48,759 --> 00:08:52,600 and say don' t suck. If I scrape this to my dick, 137 00:08:52,879 --> 00:08:56,399 how it' s gonna get thick again. And there' s a band 138 00:08:56,399 --> 00:09:00,759 that in Prepa, at the age of fifteen, already had a very marked 139 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,799 mustache and wey breed you know that you didn' t touch those güeys, 140 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:07,639 that poor little ones, that weren' t children, that exactly of the 141 00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:09,039 four rubbed adolescence. But remember. You remember what that bullying was like. 142 00:09:09,399 --> 00:09:13,480 You remember what that bullying Prepa was like, the ones with soft moustaches and 143 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:16,519 I was due to güey, because he sang to me because I was older 144 00:09:16,519 --> 00:09:24,720 cantinflas. I was saying to them, Mr Bain Vigo, Mr Bigot, 145 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:26,559 aquamilero, I' m güey, but in other words, güey the net. 146 00:09:28,639 --> 00:09:33,080 I don' t know if in sweat in Juan Diego, in his 147 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,879 city, that fart happens, but here, in Monterrey, those who got 148 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,240 a mustache very early always a gel because apart if they took a mirinda, 149 00:09:39,519 --> 00:09:43,480 they stayed here all stained and gave you courage. You wanted to embarrass them 150 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:48,440 or not, yugioh wey you wanted to embarrass those battles because it gave you 151 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,720 courage to stay there. I don' t know. It wasn' t 152 00:09:50,759 --> 00:09:52,759 a mustache like the one you see now and it was a long one. 153 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:58,840 If not, then it was bullying. You did the bullyings. The vapheus 154 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:03,840 came ready, smooth, piche Morrillo. By doing so he chubby with bigots. 155 00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:07,159 So and then you' d tell him everything. Hey, you didn 156 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:13,240 ' t bring your lord didn' t bring your son, sir eh shut 157 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,120 up Güey pinche pigote. It looks like he' s got some ants in 158 00:10:15,519 --> 00:10:18,960 there, or he was or clean up your poo, so you painted it, 159 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,919 you explained it to yourself. Wey but well, it' s carnal 160 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:22,759 genetics. I' m gonna tell you something, too. Wey who warns 161 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:26,320 master' s degrees to me started to suck me the thickest beard. I 162 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:33,840 don' t think I know. I think after I was twenty- four 163 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:37,879 or twenty- five my beard was a little less, not so much asking 164 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,240 and I painted it. Wey was in the backstreet boys and I was in 165 00:10:41,279 --> 00:10:45,639 the backstreet. I roar my beard with a face pinche, if right now 166 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:50,039 I' m in charge of a carota pinche so inflamed that I didn' 167 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,799 t look chicken, but I don' t have it taken care of toy 168 00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:54,799 and I' m Papa. I doubt and left me the ajla line was 169 00:10:54,840 --> 00:11:01,159 one of the base clear compadre. Instead of seeing that the beard lined with 170 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:05,919 a remal looked like my jaw sharpened, it seemed as if you had grabbed 171 00:11:05,919 --> 00:11:09,480 a balloon of it and painted it with one of Rup' s ester on 172 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:13,879 a line and wanted to look like the equator in the world. Not that 173 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,440 it was the style I had. It was the one with the hat sometimes 174 00:11:16,519 --> 00:11:20,440 and glasses, I don' t exceed glasses and then I wanted to close 175 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,279 not to me it doesn' t close the lot to me. What you 176 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,919 ' re singing is that the Backstreet Boys are now going to show up in 177 00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:28,360 hot water. I think you were seeing the cats, but cho, when 178 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:33,440 they were in fashion, there was one that was already old, Kevino, 179 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:37,399 that of Mr Bigotón, who already seemed to be going out to him at 180 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,960 the time two thousand two. The boy who shows up that batos goes but 181 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,159 the bato already with his grandchildren and then there was one who was bad in 182 00:11:46,159 --> 00:11:50,000 the heart. You remember he was Bri Rian and then his brother didn' 183 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,360 t die. The WEY snoring died so before the cats only lent themselves in 184 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,279 State of Tampa Bella in the Cow Boys and now they go to the fair 185 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:00,799 of León wey so is the weight to be in the combia of intermadies s 186 00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:05,519 wey signing next to I don' t know Maria Teresa mounted the bactris. 187 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:11,759 Waiss also had cock güey cha very cool the net yes that which chao thousand 188 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:18,279 way and has already yes, yes, yes, but it was called when 189 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:22,919 they were all white on the cover wey really wey the video of Blink also 190 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,879 remember when they imitate and there was a role of Blink that parody, that 191 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:31,159 parodys to ol the Mode Things or yes, it is very cool as much 192 00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:35,320 in the story I as a teenager, I liked a morra that liked the 193 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:39,279 Backet Boys in that video of Chaumi Way all come out dressed in white and 194 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:46,159 at that time it was fashionable to dress you with pants of little bags on 195 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,000 the white sides and a white sutercito and white shoes that were the ones. 196 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:54,639 Who sold those Tsar clothes who doesn' t make fat clothes. Sara, 197 00:12:54,240 --> 00:13:00,320 then it' s cool for wanting to imitate the Baxil Boys. Boy mole 198 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,000 you' ll always know a facet of yourself and you or loke güey virus 199 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:09,240 I go and buy myself the outfit wey obviously, me being thirty- six, 200 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,960 thirty- eight waist, Sara just handled up thirty- four. That 201 00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:18,519 ' s where I order the mole, the pants thirty- four, super 202 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,960 tight, the pepe of the estimator if the zta of the halls was already 203 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,120 being made me c and I put on the chichillas. They' d sign 204 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,879 me up with him, with him, with the pinche. What is it 205 00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:33,120 called, then, what is called the ceiling with the sote. And he 206 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:37,440 came to the high school the other day. Güey dressed like that and they 207 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:46,480 tell me no Mames or Sada, Mohamed ok Güey, but what a fart 208 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:50,480 you and fashion, because you have always had a very marked taste for fashion. 209 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:56,080 Where he is born, because his people liked his olive dockers or for 210 00:13:56,080 --> 00:14:01,720 delibais, boots and straw shirts exactly. I think that one to fill holes 211 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,279 that I have go not to see, there is nothing wrong with you liking 212 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,039 fashion, not in other words. I mean where Güey is born, so 213 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:11,600 you did start to see how to say uh I like the first ones I 214 00:14:11,639 --> 00:14:15,799 liked was I don' t know if you remember. His name was Chris 215 00:14:15,799 --> 00:14:18,120 Cross. They were little rags dating Michael Jackson. I don' t know 216 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:22,519 if he threw them at her, but he wore his pants backwards. It 217 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,720 was fashion. He wore his pants upside down. From there there were some, 218 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:35,480 there were some ones I touched pants like the color cros that were watery 219 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,679 pants that were worn of two shades and the girbauts that were green jeans and 220 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:46,360 there were some girbbed pants were called that green color cherry. It was fashionable, 221 00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:50,759 too. I remember. In the high school there were friends who wore 222 00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:52,840 trousers on a device, but as a woman, yes, they were the 223 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:58,759 classics. It got very fashionable. The skini my grocer, not granny moms, 224 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:01,360 are right now one. The woman enters him in an arm, yes 225 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,639 or it' s a spider, she puts on a bread not of woman 226 00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:09,279 and passes a noble cone, no, but yes that fashion also I remember 227 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:13,919 the remembers of the hairs that came out. The first hairs I was always 228 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:18,440 clean, Carnal I was late, wey the net no chit husband a while 229 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,919 ago from that bandit who until second and secondary began to get his hair out 230 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:24,840 in the armpit and I think the third wey always was very prec I don 231 00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:30,399 ' t know if the word is premature the reverse very late is the word 232 00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:33,279 because to me, for example, I will never forget that from my teeth 233 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:37,480 of milk I fell in prepa exams. Answering high school exams. Wey I 234 00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:41,799 swear to you in the first semester three or even afternoon they took fifteen years 235 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:46,039 and I remember I was answering an exam and I dropped a tooth of milk 236 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:50,039 and I said to chips I' m in high school, it' s 237 00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:54,080 weird this fart, but that' s where I remember that already band became 238 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,399 strange to him. So I don' t always know I was late or 239 00:15:56,399 --> 00:16:00,600 what you' re bringing, how old that fifteen is already at fifteen, 240 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,679 that is, you' re falling. It shouldn' t be normal at 241 00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:07,519 15 or not. No, it' s not true, because it' 242 00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:11,039 s weird, but I remember that when I was ready, my teeth were 243 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,720 still falling off, because if they fell off, they were milk. I 244 00:16:12,919 --> 00:16:17,360 can' t imagine if I didn' t, because they wouldn' t 245 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:21,639 be of lería, because they' re good, but to Chile, if 246 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,559 I remember, in the prepa I also gave myself the green stiron. I 247 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:29,679 wasn' t that high carnal a lot of band. When people see me 248 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:33,240 you tell me right now how much with heels two ten, two days, 249 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,919 but when you were dying, how much you tell me I was a doggy, 250 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,360 I was very good at football, that it wasn' t so high 251 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:45,600 the net is that and I was a chaparillo, that is normal, normal, 252 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,639 a normal bato in high school. I don' t know what happened 253 00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:52,240 that suddenly I start to grow up and I look like a wey bird they 254 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:52,279 called me the bell, that is to say, by the way. I 255 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:59,840 ' ve always been very skinny, very tall nose and that fart me bracett 256 00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:03,519 shrapnel insecurities that I also fill my voids. Of course I don' t 257 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:08,440 know with what with other blowjobs, yes, with other drugs, each one 258 00:17:08,519 --> 00:17:14,279 of you me in particular to me, for example, I' ve dropped 259 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:19,039 milk teeth like days and that are the teeth that follow that are of which 260 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:25,400 they are of or are the ones that thundered us. But for the stone. 261 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,599 No. No, No, But if you already start dropping your teeth, 262 00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:33,319 also the adolescence that other changes to see in women is the widening of 263 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:37,440 the hips. So to say, the biology book. I remember how I 264 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:45,079 also liked to draw drawings that had biology. Yes, always one of cheekbones 265 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,720 drew yes, yes, There is to say touched the biology books of the 266 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:52,240 Secretariat of Public Education that you would have it was a naked child and a 267 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:57,640 woman of doubts and to the woman you drew teats güey always said these blowjobs 268 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:02,279 in the books and to me it always gives you to take a pinche Kote, 269 00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:08,400 one that was with the pinche was the art of ia Chico Miguel Hidalgo 270 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:12,440 because he was the father of the homeland. It is not true and without 271 00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:17,640 being a prick, Mr Cabezón, the dick looks Don Miguel and gives something 272 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:22,799 and head also gives no less ducks for where honey. But it' s 273 00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:30,200 true. Uh, well, I' m very sunzuneguist. Miguel Hidalgo don 274 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:37,599 ' t go to a mother' s chi chinguista dick. It' s 275 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,400 a sucky fact, it' s a historian who tells you stories about Miguel 276 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,960 Hidalgo where you already have it, he paints it, he paints it already 277 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:51,119 like he was compadre. On a bato cho the story. If I don 278 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:52,240 ' t break, I' m sorry not the father of the fatherland. 279 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,759 I want to ask you something, and right now, I' m gonna 280 00:18:55,759 --> 00:19:00,119 tell you. What was your first experience in getting out, or you remember 281 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:03,200 a lot, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean don' t be 282 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:10,000 like saying it and I said it like that was sucking Dad' s not, 283 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,279 so nothing' s not true. What I remember was seeing Mary crazy 284 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:17,519 at the age of thirteen twelve, who you felt at my cousin' s 285 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:22,920 house. We were each on his side, the me down, watching him 286 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:26,519 up my aunt' s bed, then I down on a lay. The 287 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:30,000 extended celebrities of the cousins' house can never fail that I understand you. 288 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:36,240 The cousin told you two quilts and you felt the pinche like this, the 289 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:40,160 east floor and you felt on board. The ship like this I said Güey 290 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,799 better, I sleep in the car and the truth throw me in the duck, 291 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:45,400 I sleep in my aunt' s bun, Güey better. But I 292 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:49,480 was seeing Mary' s crazy and I was covered with one of St Mark 293 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:55,640 ' s in hers and suddenly we weren' t gossiping about güey anymore, 294 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,599 like every one of them. I wasn' t there, there was no 295 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,279 talk, but I was failing to rotate, I was constantly moving. Someone 296 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,799 told you the frontar pulls you right. Not just, because the movie was 297 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,640 like if you look crazy about Mary, then right now and at the same 298 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,519 time if she' s too stupid, but at the age of twelve. 299 00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:17,200 First time, i e, being a 12- year- old boy, 300 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:22,319 because that chinga already says, because when the bato pulls it and the mechanics 301 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,799 with the siper grabs it, exact silver is there. And I don' 302 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,559 t know, because she was very pretty. I don' t know for 303 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,400 the noses. I think a lot of hameron days. It was one of 304 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,440 the goblins, it was the pink Power Ranger, it was the first dagger 305 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:40,880 of many. But for me average crazy then suddenly I began to feel a 306 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,519 level of how warm, because in that part and suddenly I expelled secretions. 307 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:53,000 What you said was to see if it' s interesting that you ask, 308 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:59,640 because discovering the darn thing is like discovering the wheel to the fire. That 309 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,799 ' s where you really came in, not officially in adolescence. You can 310 00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:07,599 ' t say that' s when you' re already a man. It 311 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:14,880 ' s graduation. It is to see Jesus, Jesus in the Bible aha 312 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,240 to stop coming out at thirteen you knew, or Jesus in the Bible good 313 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:25,000 until exactly thirty. That is, those who know the chorizo, the Chipotle 314 00:21:25,039 --> 00:21:30,319 know that Jesus is twenty years old, where we know nothing about him. 315 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:36,319 Fourth, there will already be a party in which eh dad How do you 316 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,079 think that Jesus later comes to thirty years and being a guru because you haven 317 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:41,599 ' t seen, because you haven' t seen of what the coaches live 318 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,240 of life, of what he saw say that they screwed it up. You 319 00:21:42,319 --> 00:21:48,000 think Jesus was talking about Mamalon these years, Duck, what do you think 320 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:52,799 he discovered to miss a little bit? Fa ti Juana, what do you 321 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,960 think Jesus discovered to be lost for a while and not to be talked about 322 00:21:56,039 --> 00:21:57,559 in the Bible you are telling me Jesus the one of watery strength. No, 323 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:03,160 no, and you, what do you think you' re gonna look 324 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,480 at me chu I' m gonna tell you one and that I' ve 325 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:18,200 never said and I' m gonna say it here and I' ve said 326 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:18,319 a lot of things, no, but I' m cool old then you 327 00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:21,160 ' re gonna put me in censorship. I mean, I was in bed, 328 00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:25,960 I was in bed and I was not a cousin, I was like 329 00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:30,519 a friend' s daughter. I got it up and it started. No, 330 00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:36,160 no, no, I didn' t penetrate her, but she started 331 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:40,680 out like this with her clothes, she proted you and floated you and I 332 00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:42,720 told her to wait, but I, with my child' s voice, 333 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,880 wait, I' m going to go pee. When I go to pee 334 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,440 and I see that it felt good and it came out thick. The urine 335 00:22:48,559 --> 00:22:53,680 I said already heavy, I said listen I' m throwing up down here 336 00:22:53,799 --> 00:22:56,799 scared me güey I said what this is, but I liked it. What 337 00:22:56,839 --> 00:23:00,839 I felt next was a non- prisoner, that is, a daughter of 338 00:23:02,279 --> 00:23:06,119 a camera of my dad' s friends was older than me and more of 339 00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:11,400 those old ones are called more. I' d already hooked up with the 340 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,799 boyfriend and he did that kind of thing to me twice that he rubbed it, 341 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,279 that' s to approve. He didn' t grab me, Perrea 342 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:22,640 tied me up and came out again and I said, gentlemen, I just 343 00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:29,000 discovered the fire, the wheel this and I remember. I' ll take 344 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:33,039 care to see, I don' t feel sorry to say, I' 345 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,319 m already a forty- year- old gentleman, but it was a magical 346 00:23:34,319 --> 00:23:37,200 carnal thing your parents told you. I' m going to your aunt' 347 00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:41,599 s house, and that' s what my poor anclitor called you without getting 348 00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:44,319 your pricks in, it' s thieves. It' s gonna put you 349 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:48,160 on the tail of your life. Güey, I' m gonna mess this 350 00:23:48,319 --> 00:23:52,400 up, Güey once and Golden' s Chile. Golden is the channel as 351 00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:56,880 much as I' m told Channel Five had dragon ball, yeah, dad, 352 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:02,640 but Golden has yes, that is Chile. There are times. Or 353 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,720 what were these called from there was another one called that was on a spaceship? 354 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,359 You remember that there was a movie by gift that was that suddenly doors 355 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,000 were opened and the captain of the ship came nothing and threw out the old, 356 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,839 the wonderful porn, not and how many you got if I died of 357 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:23,119 arto to that it was precisely that in the third one already foamed and I 358 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:29,720 remember one day where there were five my personal record of five daggers, Johnan 359 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,839 four was me. I think between the fart channel is that if it' 360 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,319 s a delicate mess, because I think the darn thing is seeing us people 361 00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:42,799 who are addicted to the bad age, uh, well, it' s 362 00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:48,519 good for circulation. Yeah, yeah, I think we normalize her a lot 363 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,519 and I put myself in that combo. I mean, you' re a 364 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:55,799 lot in hotels with a giga. I know yes, in a certain way, 365 00:24:56,119 --> 00:25:00,519 you have to be aware of what fart of no- do- no 366 00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:03,079 - do- no- do- do. So because to see what happened 367 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,400 to Vis Crespo on that plane, So what happened to him, I mean, 368 00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:11,119 you start taking the dagger over there and you know what happens that when 369 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,559 you start traveling in first class is when you understand Elvis you believe and say 370 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,400 you already understood and I' m relaxed already I mean, I saw what 371 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:22,960 happened with Luis you bring a quilt next to ista an Argentinian with his cat. 372 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,880 There' s thong and cock are doing a blowjob and you say your 373 00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:34,119 dicks you know that already understood Elvis I mean, you did it softly, 374 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:38,200 softly, kiss me that knows me I' m going to tell you something, 375 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:45,279 you didn' t realize that masturbation and this is something very very very 376 00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:48,440 very very scientifically, men we discovered it a lot in the shower. You 377 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,680 ' re bathing like that in chavillo and your carvings. So there' s 378 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,279 bastard, but you start playing first and you say I' m going to 379 00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:00,279 first grab the ban art and you start with conditioner first and then you see 380 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:06,799 that it doesn' t make so much foam and then you shove it into 381 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,160 the hole of the banar and then suddenly pu is tiny in and out and 382 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,839 then into a stropejo. But then bring seed to the tow and scrape. 383 00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:18,400 You saw that out of the seven you never saw those rags that the bosses 384 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:23,119 had if they put you that you still have to remove the breastplate like this 385 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,880 and there were two holes in it as if it were a French bread and 386 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,960 that to put the cake. But then it was just to imagine. I 387 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,240 remember a lady who had an aesthetic there around my house and it was teenagers 388 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,319 ' stuff to try to imagine me. The lady thought I' d stop. 389 00:26:40,839 --> 00:26:44,880 It' s just that bastard. That' s why I' m 390 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,839 telling you, you' re starting to be a half- witted bitch because 391 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:51,640 you' re playing dumb. Suddenly you' re pulling something and suddenly it 392 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,519 crossed your mind. It' s a good thought that fuck what a bastard, 393 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,680 because it happened, that happened, is that he gets off because he 394 00:26:57,799 --> 00:27:00,640 crossed me, that is, and there' s nothing wrong with him. 395 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:04,160 I don' t want to go deeper here and see no. What I 396 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,480 ' m going to do is I don' t think it beats you bad, 397 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:07,839 because it happens to everyone, I was going to talk to you about 398 00:27:07,839 --> 00:27:11,039 it. Yeah, it' s up to us. It' s our 399 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:17,640 so this is clear. This is social work. He' s okay, 400 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:22,039 don' t worry if you even thought about your mom, when you' 401 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,920 re okay, you' re okay, because you' re wrong, you 402 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,880 ' re flinging and even I know many comedians have talked about it, but 403 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,960 we also addressed it at the stand up that Neta there' s a really 404 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,000 better decision- making. When you' re coming, you bastard It' 405 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,359 s all clear Yes, no more You' re not here No more. 406 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,119 You can start the day. I don' t know if you apply the 407 00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,880 morning. Sometimes I don' t feel. I really liked morning sex. 408 00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:52,359 My old lady doesn' t like it because I' m not in the 409 00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:57,799 house. But what I have one thing you remember the first time if you 410 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:03,400 came to a drug store to buy a condom, because you were going to 411 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,279 fuck, because there are two types that you buy a condom. When you 412 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,039 buy it for Mommy,' cause you' re blundering and you buy it 413 00:28:10,039 --> 00:28:11,960 and you say I' m gonna put it in my wallet and you get 414 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,359 it. Asshole, you' re in the co- op and you open 415 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,680 your wallet and make him. Give me some ruffles with sauce. But let 416 00:28:18,759 --> 00:28:22,839 ' s see the person that güey already brings, preserve, already take. 417 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,960 You' re in sixth, so it' s a lie. Yeah, 418 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,599 but you remember the first time today I know that in Ahorita, Juanita is 419 00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:33,240 going to give me the buttocks. I' m going to prs that I 420 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,079 bought them. I remember more. Atlan without a shirt running because I was 421 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:41,799 afraid that I would go fishing ok and I remember that in the middle of 422 00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:45,799 the band, now that they want to remove it there to be told to 423 00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:48,480 remove you. But the gastric band, the Sinaloan band in the middle of 424 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:53,759 music, of band, but it is not something like to buy them already 425 00:28:53,759 --> 00:29:00,519 in your city, in the pharmacy you remember so that already it is doña 426 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:06,240 juvencia by fomex of grape notice, that also a river bread where you bought 427 00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:08,440 them carnal at night will buy it lit, that is in a Benavides. 428 00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:11,799 You usually ran a pharmacy in Guadalajara, not a bullshit like that. I 429 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:18,319 don' t remember having spent such a painful moment, more in the most, 430 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,599 in the Super Sevens Güey, because that' s where you are. 431 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:25,200 In line is a lady buying two liters of milk behind you. There is 432 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:30,920 a dad with ruffles and half nights for a super bo, a priest yes 433 00:29:30,079 --> 00:29:36,039 and you go in between wey with to throw away a bite, a bite 434 00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:41,039 and an ultra sensitive snout, that is to say you give the information likes 435 00:29:41,119 --> 00:29:45,640 almost telling me I like, hairy hair. This is nothing and if that 436 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:51,519 discomfort is painful. So where you pass them, listen to the pim and 437 00:29:51,519 --> 00:29:53,839 there are seventy- nine pesos of a snout. What do you like, 438 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,880 want bags, want vol tell me how I' m going to have the 439 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,440 bag Güey asshole you have, but in the bag I want you and I 440 00:30:02,119 --> 00:30:04,200 ' m going to tell you one that happened to my wey that' s 441 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,200 why that came what said bandit that sometimes you can' t ask for condoms. 442 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,200 I got to myself I bought the five, the blacks this because it 443 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,279 still doesn' t exist if there was troya and there was little evidence, 444 00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:15,799 but not yet, they weren' t there yet. The cyc was the 445 00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:19,920 three- condom, the classic black, the golden wings and sees two five 446 00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:29,519 - hour gay commercial with one thousand five pils that my moms. This güey 447 00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:33,160 is also pig pricks wey I went to the I was carrying a truck to 448 00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:37,240 a chillen eight seventy that did not mark the gasoline. I always didn' 449 00:30:37,279 --> 00:30:38,400 t have to do it to bring in a claw of two myths. But 450 00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:45,880 I' m sorry you' re okay. You know how many carmionettes you 451 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,559 ' ve brought here, how many vehicles he' s got. It was 452 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:52,119 a cheyen seventy s blue the filota lie. Güey, I swear to you. 453 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:55,279 I' m gonna show you a picture of Michel in seventy that was 454 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,440 my dad, but you' ve had force that ten. Güey, you 455 00:30:56,519 --> 00:31:00,519 give me fifty. Well expensive truck these farts wey my dad is an architect 456 00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:07,279 took them off, but well I was turning him minor. Obviously, and 457 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,039 I see a little morita that I like about the prepa. I was on 458 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,160 my 20s, obviously, he' s not gonna say the name or anything. 459 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,960 And I' m going to the park with a fat, good morita. 460 00:31:15,759 --> 00:31:21,160 This lady' s already melted and there was a motel that' s 461 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:25,559 still down the groin that I' m not going to say which, but 462 00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:30,720 very old and I tell you that old bon and those since you' ve 463 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,680 been with a pop a snow. And then, all of a sudden, 464 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:37,880 I kiss and kiss and you come up and you get it. That' 465 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,720 s the one now. Yeah, every sweaty thing will hit the tree, 466 00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:45,000 so hit him with the acyl. But now you' ve got me so 467 00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:49,920 you' re here mother. Then all of a sudden you blow him up, 468 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,799 throw him in the currant and call him paus a tel you bring with 469 00:31:55,799 --> 00:31:57,640 motorized board. It' s in two- fifty. Listen I condom, 470 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:05,240 I arrive, I bought some condoms and I don' t grab the cicles 471 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:08,480 three black cics that is the natural thickness torso of a human being. If 472 00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:14,599 they take me average I caught some bigger ones, some who said gring facker 473 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:19,519 ex liveh who knows who dicks him. Hey I' m going to the 474 00:32:19,599 --> 00:32:23,440 motel very simple because it opens the base door of concrete mat. It wasn 475 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,480 ' t a bed, it was Mickey Mouse' s sheet mat. The 476 00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:34,799 truth is this control already screwed up at the desk this TV dess of the 477 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,759 truth no more you were going to catch. I' m not going to 478 00:32:37,799 --> 00:32:42,839 be very discreptive. I bet the lady. This one I put on the 479 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,240 condom and I put on the codon and I see ok game like when the 480 00:32:46,359 --> 00:32:50,319 valero is screwed from the screw breaks the size. It' s the bull 481 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,720 back in the game. If Home lives, there' s starting to be 482 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,119 a game. I' m ah fucker. I thought they were like Martin 483 00:32:54,200 --> 00:33:00,240 Manfly' s. The tennis that comes back to me are fit Conn there 484 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,960 was no game and I said, because I am already here, I spread 485 00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:08,960 everything into it there was a lot of game and I do the millionaire mishoner 486 00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:15,079 that help poor people and all good, I get up to it I start 487 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,000 to have sex and suddenly I had already had, but it was like my 488 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:22,039 second or third time And suddenly where I go out, because the condom stayed 489 00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:28,279 inside, of course and passed me and the morra if it was something like 490 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:32,720 traumatic for me, she doing the position of juice, of sling, of 491 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:38,519 threetie fighter open and today and looking in their cavities that piece of plastic and 492 00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:42,920 I told him already what happened in my mind, Adrian number I, because 493 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,119 it happened to me too. I mean, I don' t laugh, 494 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:49,079 because I do, but it' s something that really happens when the condom 495 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,640 is half large, because there' s a loss of it especially if there 496 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:59,519 ' s sweat, that is, if the fart is slippery, if it 497 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,599 ' s wet, because there' s that fart. Wey, suddenly you 498 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,720 can twist it. But don' t you, don' t get upset, 499 00:34:07,359 --> 00:34:08,599 you get old in there, but maybe it won' t happen. 500 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,840 What do you say dick that' s gonna happen and I' m asking 501 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,960 you, because it' s a nose. But, well, you better 502 00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:17,920 keep the condom in there that terrifies me fivendón, of course, that is, 503 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,039 because minimum you did not put a condom and sometimes I didn' t 504 00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:24,480 believe that I told you don' t mother you saw that I put it 505 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,280 on and dick. So it' s gone, yeah, shit, I 506 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,960 mean, I don' t know. One day the next day it went 507 00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:35,400 through no whatsapp. He sends me in the mail to take a picture where 508 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,880 she taught me. It' s her hand with the condom and she' 509 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,920 s already got me out, I fucked up. He said I fucked up. 510 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,000 No, no, it wasn' t already out. You know I 511 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,039 kind of conflict because I see the hand with the condom like he already took 512 00:34:47,079 --> 00:34:52,039 the picture with a cyber shot th sony then remembers that the girl took the 513 00:34:52,079 --> 00:34:55,639 photo and back is a repulsor of Jesus Christ. Then, as a long 514 00:34:55,639 --> 00:35:00,880 horse, he did take it in his room if wey because I will never 515 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,800 forget the time that Karelli uploaded a photo, a selfi with a vato and 516 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,960 suddenly in the corner a used condom said nothing. No, ma' am, 517 00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:10,360 no, I did see it, yeah, I remember a box ball. 518 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,440 Well, there' s the condoms. You were sleeping with who in 519 00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:20,039 your brother' s room always had three carnal min s purchases and two I 520 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:22,199 was always, because who you were. Jorge with ricky I slept with the 521 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:27,360 midget and my carnal, Jorge with Ramón, and then they split up and 522 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,360 then he ricky for a long time until not in bunk beds, but I 523 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:35,440 was a bed up and he down then is as a teenager. It' 524 00:35:35,519 --> 00:35:38,800 s also very common for noses not to want moms to come into their room 525 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:43,719 if they put these kinds of ads on them. Since that radioactive danger. 526 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,840 If he tried shooting wey the pinche room, the door is full of stickers, 527 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,440 because you have to cover the spots wey where he has fallen muzzles pro 528 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:59,480 bullet brings him in the door and they also know that if the mother enters 529 00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:00,920 and you can surprise them, then, how many of those who are seeing 530 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:05,519 us. They were not surprised by any family members. They never twisted you. 531 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,639 Sure, my mom didn' t, but she twisted me. My 532 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,639 mom didn' t twist me by looking at me, but she knocked on 533 00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:13,400 me at that door you' re in the middle of. I mean, 534 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:20,519 you want to come and no more. Chicken toast' s out. Here 535 00:36:20,559 --> 00:36:22,320 ' s the cream coming out. I said, there' s the carama. 536 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:28,519 Look, you know what makes me laugh. I' m telling you, 537 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,440 you' re young Güey. I pulled it and I had my TV, 538 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:37,599 my trintern of sony had my xbox, but the first one the black 539 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,599 and next to it had a trash can that would put me to my parents 540 00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:45,920 that would put it in a bag. Then I was too carnal to pull 541 00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:50,119 it off and when I was already coming and standing, I had that trick 542 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,400 and I had to get out of bed and throw them in the bazul boat 543 00:36:53,519 --> 00:36:57,159 and point them to that tip. But not me I' ve always been 544 00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,800 mean to you. Then I would shoot the wall wait for me, but 545 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:05,079 to my wall at the beginning it was white from the cast and I scythed 546 00:37:05,159 --> 00:37:08,360 I wanted to do the rocker one day and painted my tan those to put 547 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,320 tape, to isolate and say I' m going to put some triangles. 548 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,519 So that area I put a red color, a red horse, a red 549 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,920 barrage. So, then, every time I came in the boat, you 550 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,760 splattered the piece. It' s already like when you come in a mirror 551 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:28,519 it' s worth verguero, then comes the wey dog' s exhaustion and 552 00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:31,119 there' s the oil cock. If I had that small part and it 553 00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:35,800 looked like shooting, there, güey that' s the father of having it, 554 00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:38,679 father of having foreskin, is that you can play the hanged wey that 555 00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:43,760 is the one, because the one that allows you as penguin to the bathroom 556 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,960 and there you throw them, wey you don' t have to shoot bato 557 00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:52,880 that, because you can hang with the skin that you have left clear, 558 00:37:53,119 --> 00:37:57,480 but much bothers you to me notice that what happened to me with the dagger 559 00:37:57,599 --> 00:38:04,239 at those ages in which you can not control it very much, and it 560 00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,920 was to do it in situations of risk. Not a vergero like that, 561 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:12,119 don' t suck, but because I had some book, not a dangerous 562 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,119 one, but for example, when there was no one in the house, 563 00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:22,119 but they could arrive and the cock makes you a few balls to see in 564 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:28,000 the living room, so, I don' t know if you believe each 565 00:38:28,119 --> 00:38:31,920 person is his personality. But Chile was like a control situation to bring the 566 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:37,679 cock stop in the null room, watching and making you an ffley. Yeah, 567 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,400 yeah, yeah, I mean? Here in his every one his tinches 568 00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:46,559 moms. But, well, I think the power of boss denial is a 569 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:52,800 bastard. And when you have four children, I have my total admiration. 570 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,880 But my mom, who never found out about us, I don' t 571 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,760 know, but maybe if she didn' t, yeah, yeah, yeah, 572 00:39:00,039 --> 00:39:01,440 I mean, maybe she kind of didn' t, but I don 573 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:05,880 ' t know, I mean. Also hear in the living room of your 574 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,159 house in Pelotas weyo is where you travel all Sudado, pinche, leather armchairs, 575 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:15,239 imitation leather and dick. Yes, I' ve already had your buttocks 576 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:20,039 for you souto green pulo brother, I hear you very intense I raise you 577 00:39:20,119 --> 00:39:27,199 that you go a puddle, a chaque of tail water wey gua de cola 578 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,039 and Chile already and apart it was of the time because you were fine, 579 00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:35,880 darn, you turned everything on because you got more screwed, turned off the 580 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,760 TV you were running and your people came to turn on the TV and I 581 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,400 no longer had the prick caught yet. You wouldn' t leave him on 582 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,519 the same channel if you said no, who was watching golle chinga, because 583 00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:50,480 if he doesn' t let them see or hate, not give me that 584 00:39:50,599 --> 00:39:52,920 one. That' s because if I imagine that way that I turned off 585 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,159 the TV on the same channel, uncle is running and takes it to your 586 00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:59,039 dad or I had dinner you made him gross let me watch the TV. 587 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:07,079 Ah oh, fuckart fuck they were not, I' m seeing, Mario 588 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,880 bros not and leave you in the directioniv and pirate you could also buy with 589 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,719 control sometimes things b says he and you started ratting out. But, but 590 00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:19,519 then, well, the bosses are also part of having children. I imagine 591 00:40:19,559 --> 00:40:22,880 that as chiefs we have spoken only from the point of view of batos and 592 00:40:23,199 --> 00:40:27,519 I don' t know the mouths. Also don' t look I tell 593 00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:30,920 you in this what we used to say is that there comes a teenage moment 594 00:40:31,119 --> 00:40:36,679 when your room is your cave and it was I was I was going bad 595 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,280 boy that I wanted to make bad that putting mantealica to full volume and my 596 00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:47,320 mom were going to turn it down, open the door and be careful because 597 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:52,719 of my cave there was an announcement. I had an on so if there 598 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:57,440 ' s danger, yeah, my mom, the fucking danger, if I 599 00:40:57,559 --> 00:41:01,599 stop feeding you, you die in the dick. The same danger g the 600 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:07,280 hiro your sugar that you' re going to have s and go in and 601 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:12,199 pick it up your room and I was like that with a shirt of paintings 602 00:41:12,199 --> 00:41:15,039 tied with tennis. On top of theédilo, no one' s gonna 603 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:19,280 tell me anything. Yes, I was rebellious that of what fa bear the 604 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:24,320 rod or I don' t wrinkle that pachuca by toluca you won' t 605 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,920 tell me you' re not cool. Hey, pick up your crockery, 606 00:41:29,039 --> 00:41:30,400 he' s got it all out, and you know you' re bad. 607 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:37,679 When above your TV there are already three dishes with different cutlery and with 608 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,199 a glass of milk in the middle that I already bring mo so you haven 609 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:45,599 ' t picked your room that there is already food. There' s some 610 00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:47,639 abritons. There' s all the emperors. If your adolescence and mine were 611 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:52,880 similar in what sense that we, our bosses, did the task of understanding 612 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:59,960 that they embraced us, then yes. And the worst teens that silver say 613 00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:04,840 you and I, because don' t suck, are even pretty curious. 614 00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:08,599 But because there are teens of bastards that cock, dick, dick wey go 615 00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:15,000 through things where you already understand that that is a very important stage, because 616 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,320 if you get out of dick, that' s enough comes out, being 617 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:22,360 a maga that can be dangerous to the world wey clear that is, that 618 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:29,079 ' s where you have to delineate much better the limits car clear because the 619 00:42:29,199 --> 00:42:32,440 bandita than at that age, that rebellion Güey, more than the bosses understand 620 00:42:32,559 --> 00:42:37,119 it, reject it Güey. It' s when you take cases where the 621 00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:40,719 bosses grab dicks with the kids and yes in front of you Güey and your 622 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:45,880 mom cock and shit or mouths that have to get ahead of being mature faster 623 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:50,239 wey now you didn' t touch you that you have older brothers, because 624 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,000 I had friends that the older brother had the room too, so you banned 625 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:58,000 the pass and that you died and you said we' re going to go 626 00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:02,760 into his room. And what was against the wall. It was cigars open 627 00:43:04,159 --> 00:43:07,440 with gifts and two magazines. Porn as if brother not man, and that 628 00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:12,000 makes you understand my little angel when Kevin transpires to his older brother, to 629 00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:16,880 you a gun of firecrackers that were the things of the tarantula. But it 630 00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:21,840 was the Playboy magazine, which was the baddest thing your older brother could have, 631 00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:23,960 and the carbine with which he starts throwing the soldiers at you. I 632 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,760 mean, afternoon of postings. I don' t know what it was, 633 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:32,360 but you honored to see it is very important when you have brothers, you 634 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:37,920 learn about all that the value of sharing, for imagine me four in the 635 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,760 house Güey and you went into the room of your carnal and any little thing 636 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:45,840 that yours didn' t Güey was already so claimed, that is, it 637 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,400 was always handled like that, but the rooms of the carnals are sacred carnals. 638 00:43:47,679 --> 00:43:51,440 You get into your brothers' room. Just like not who you came 639 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,800 to find was to feel because grab the stick brother, that' s what 640 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,280 they don' t want me to see wey that already know something. I 641 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,800 remember you did. It was always very common with my carnals. And it 642 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,559 was like not to shit the stick that if I found something, but I 643 00:44:05,639 --> 00:44:07,679 was very intrigued why they don' t want Ramón to enter his body, 644 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:13,199 especially the biggest one. He played a lot with mecano legus, made legus 645 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:17,280 pistols, that is, he was always very builder of things wey and he 646 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:23,719 also played a lot with plasticine and with monkeys like these wey so suddenly we 647 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,840 were having dinner the three boys and my carnal didn' t come down to 648 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,960 dinner anything else. I heard up there that, because you chu was bigger 649 00:44:31,039 --> 00:44:36,159 wey what happened, and it was that he really liked that fart. And 650 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,880 if you messed with those things, that' s where there could be pedora. 651 00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:43,639 He was very angry. Güey. Don' t touch my stuff anymore, 652 00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,440 or, for example, virularize the compos of your carnals, because you 653 00:44:46,519 --> 00:44:52,519 saw porn in them. Very common, very common as a teenager to get 654 00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:55,320 to see porn in e wey compus you even wanted to watch porn, even 655 00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,159 in his compus, when you took out the license the sixteen and the egg 656 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:06,000 dick was to watch porn where in any Internet access I was looking for the 657 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,559 oven. I didn' t have any older brothers. I was the older 658 00:45:08,599 --> 00:45:12,360 brother, but, for example, he touched me with a camera that threw 659 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,840 older armaments you went to his room and my comrade had, for the most. 660 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,679 Here I have some cannons, I have some r here a holera, 661 00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:22,480 a holera was the one that struck and we said it. Let' s 662 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,599 go further, go to your big brother' s room and go to the 663 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,639 bathroom, to the big brother' s room. A hustler, because the 664 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,639 playboy was like it was coming out, not bad, but covered, because 665 00:45:31,679 --> 00:45:36,599 the jockey didn' t come out the olay boy no more breath and in 666 00:45:36,599 --> 00:45:38,400 the fit never seen the scare and the bouquet, the bunch of grapes will 667 00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:45,039 come out and there was such the predator and there would be two other drawers 668 00:45:45,039 --> 00:45:49,000 and you would see in a Buddha doll, a wey daughter of a knife, 669 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,519 a hunting knife. Yeah, but when you were suddenly saying, hey, 670 00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:54,639 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 671 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:55,400 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 672 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:55,400 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 673 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,719 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let' s 674 00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,880 go to your parents' room, we that horita walk the niche here also 675 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:05,519 know and you get to your comrade' s dad' s room and you 676 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,119 find a black bag full of porn, that is, but Asian porn with 677 00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,800 horses and then suddenly you put your hand in. So where Dad' s 678 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,519 white shirts are because of you, white shirts in the background, you pull 679 00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:24,360 out a Güey dildo of this size and you bite him and do and say 680 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:29,679 ah bastard. You don' t understand Güey and then handcuffs and then a 681 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,559 cannon, a swing, love WEY in the boss' room, Güey not 682 00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:36,039 your boss, Güey, all of a sudden you' re the Güey drawer 683 00:46:36,039 --> 00:46:39,039 full of bullets We, of wey shovels so you say your ball necklace, 684 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:44,760 you say you hear that chido necklace and it smells like plichip already wey you 685 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:50,719 say that cock not carved dad' s room when it goes also classic married 686 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,119 I never say to see well, we' re not going to burn our 687 00:46:52,199 --> 00:46:57,280 bosses, but you never opened something like that in your own and you say 688 00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,840 there' s something there, there' s a box, there' s 689 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:05,119 something I don' t want it to be that yes wey I' m 690 00:47:05,199 --> 00:47:06,039 going to see my dads same thing my boss was very nostalgic. I remember 691 00:47:06,039 --> 00:47:09,320 that when I sculpted him, he had pictures of his dad Güey, that 692 00:47:09,519 --> 00:47:15,199 is, there are small pictures of his loved ones and many of you remember 693 00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:21,440 that the old ones used to use agendas where they scored the phone contacts, 694 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:28,760 because many of those weys but so on plates, false of judicial, of 695 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,599 roads, of that mom, of feds, of roads and those assholes. 696 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,880 But the net one, if I remember that it was a good fucking stage, 697 00:47:36,679 --> 00:47:40,480 because I' m imagining growing up with a large family, because everyone 698 00:47:40,559 --> 00:47:45,280 has something to hide carnal and when you stay you' re just that güey, 699 00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:45,920 that is, you shit them that you see what fart. I once 700 00:47:46,039 --> 00:47:49,320 say I' m not going to burn my parents, because they see this 701 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,000 and everything, but I say I found that I fell someone for not saying 702 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,920 anything but sometimes so you dig him out and see two VHSS, but unless 703 00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,960 you back and so many you removed a chin and there are two VHS out, 704 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,159 both h and me. That' s why I don' t want 705 00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,840 to ask any more Get out the two VHSS, the BS. One says 706 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:15,480 nothing and the second says the death of engineer Fernando and in the other more 707 00:48:15,639 --> 00:48:21,360 like this, in the top of LVH dic paca lead and sex and you. 708 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,239 So you put the VHSDs back in and you put the brick and you 709 00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,599 say. I don' t want to know what' s in there. 710 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,760 I don' t want to see. I don' t want when they 711 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:34,800 give the will and say I' m going to use you think that' 712 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,800 s before it' s recorded with VHSR. Old people from before were filmed 713 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,079 with VHS, that is, if later, yes, yes, you could, 714 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,440 that' s how you could. I remember that' s my cell 715 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:49,000 phone dying. I throw it away, I want it without a hero There 716 00:48:49,079 --> 00:48:54,079 ' s a movie called a cocky transport and that' s the heart of 717 00:48:54,159 --> 00:48:58,360 the matter with the bato that ends up dying in his apartment. You just 718 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,159 remember that pres is a movie to the dan renton the protagonist. Yes, 719 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,440 he had forgotten that he had put in place the video he had recorded with 720 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:12,199 his old lady. When the old lady finds out she cuts, she gets 721 00:49:12,519 --> 00:49:16,400 depressed and gets in and ends up dying. It dies all because it gave 722 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:21,880 a symphony pinche. Wey was wrong because the risk is the risk of carnal 723 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,400 recording. But seeing about your dad, I, if you had access, 724 00:49:23,519 --> 00:49:27,199 you would have seen him, or I didn' t, it' s 725 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,159 just that maybe I didn' t have anything. But I said if I 726 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,800 was removing this partition and it' s lying there and besides, it' 727 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:39,400 s next to a better buzzie and I leave it better than the transporter who 728 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:44,920 keeps seeing the architect. As an architect, that carnal teen prick is coming 729 00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:47,320 I tell you one that you won' t believe and because it says I 730 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,480 ' ve made lies, but I have to tell it to you. I 731 00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:53,519 crashed several times, but one of them I' m telling you about for 732 00:49:53,519 --> 00:49:58,679 my daughters. It wasn' t such a crash. But to the people 733 00:49:58,679 --> 00:50:01,519 who live in Monterrey, you come by Avenue of the Americas, if you 734 00:50:01,559 --> 00:50:07,159 come from country, you come Acapulco and the people who see us elsewhere. 735 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,440 I' m not going bowling, but I make it a context. It 736 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:13,239 comes on the avenue and then it turns right now, there' s the 737 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,360 state of the scratched low editions and then you go back up Avenue to the 738 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,519 Americas and there' s Expo Guadalupe. Yeah, well, before all that 739 00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:30,800 existed, it was the zoo of Pastor Ivancito. Let' s say seventeen 740 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,400 eighteen years. I had a good one, it wasn' t mine, 741 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:38,639 it was my dad' s, it was a Yeta Ninety- six ninety 742 00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:45,079 - seven with which maco music of the Hans War. I finally lauve had 743 00:50:45,159 --> 00:50:49,760 had three red beers already pulled, don' t drink. When I drive, 744 00:50:51,039 --> 00:50:54,360 then I come down. I mean, I come down like this and 745 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,440 I have to go up, because I' m going straight Mayan and clonic. 746 00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:01,719 When I realized there was a bison next door, I said, I 747 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:05,480 think I went into the sun and said. I didn' t get to 748 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,800 be in the sun, he said, but I almost got into the river 749 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:14,039 the chair. Obviously I don' t turn on my grill, because I 750 00:51:14,119 --> 00:51:16,079 opened a cyclonic mesh called yes, yes, yes. This one turned me 751 00:51:16,119 --> 00:51:22,480 into a jalamaya I almost crawled and fought, but I have comrades who fucked 752 00:51:22,519 --> 00:51:24,559 up Dad' s car. This is also a crazy thing that, like 753 00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,639 Dad, would give me a scary shame, that is, to see that 754 00:51:27,679 --> 00:51:34,679 my children are going through this stage. Also my oldest carnal came in bloody 755 00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:37,719 one day to the house. You' ve done shit to embezzle Acapulco hit 756 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,679 the car. I was just saying, a mile from where the shock with 757 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:45,119 permeas had started, it' s a pulque bulevar güey idea It' s 758 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,280 a street that comes down and the car ended without tires and face up. 759 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,800 Then this is greater, for miracle, miracle. This time it also hit 760 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:58,800 the Cherokee, yes, not all of us have had that stupid moment, 761 00:51:59,079 --> 00:52:02,000 that disconnection crashed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but strong lost total on 762 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,880 the one bastard hit him with a cabrola truck. I didn' t have 763 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:12,239 a bectra I did it I totally lost it. You chucafé was listening to 764 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,920 me the nova, I remember, I want to be take me when they 765 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:22,960 drive and also that' s why I didn' t take two mega jars 766 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:28,039 of the boat and bar and if I did walk, but because I wasn 767 00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:31,079 ' t guilty that yes, that' s why I ended up paying the 768 00:52:31,199 --> 00:52:35,599 insurance also because I got a car got in or didn' t see me 769 00:52:35,679 --> 00:52:43,360 and he hit me on the tip and he put me around and until you 770 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,280 moms was strong and then I also didn' t get out well, I 771 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:45,679 went out well, all right, a dick, nothing more. But that 772 00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:50,599 blow job aside isn' t just bumping into a bad run. Yeah, 773 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,960 you haven' t seen. You saw the video of the baton. It 774 00:52:52,159 --> 00:52:55,679 ' s the bana that' s in there on which avenue in San Nicolás 775 00:52:55,800 --> 00:53:00,920 that turned his yeta Güey and the bato tried to put it back like this 776 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,840 and they come and film it and the dick and tell him hey wey already 777 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,039 go to hospitals is that adrenaline wey will be late a blowjob and I won 778 00:53:08,119 --> 00:53:12,519 ' t shit my bosses. It' s just fear of parents. That 779 00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:15,559 ' s why you run into the jamara that means I' m gonna come 780 00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:20,440 to lions wey what happened, Dad you' re having dinner your vente wey 781 00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,239 you arrive Gonzalo with the saying the car turned Yeta all the CDs watered by 782 00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:30,000 everything. Lions tell you pirates of the custom and road and tell you they 783 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,920 ' re going to kill me my dad Mira Carnal if I don' t 784 00:53:32,119 --> 00:53:37,559 kill you this shock is that he' s so stupid that the first thing 785 00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:42,679 you think about is that when you don' t own the car güey wey 786 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,760 but above all, the number of people who have lost their lives wey unfortunately, 787 00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:50,159 in clashes as well as hit the wez if you and I ride in 788 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,239 the car with your mom and say if it' s okay, dick also 789 00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:53,599 when they have my soul will kill me. At last and we see he 790 00:53:53,639 --> 00:53:55,840 was going to leave us to school, to all four of us. At 791 00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:00,400 school we were told by the children, the Benito Juárez, because we pes 792 00:54:00,559 --> 00:54:02,719 naval equal to the four and the fuck And because or through we are very, 793 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:07,440 very, stop very in ages, very close. Then we were going 794 00:54:07,519 --> 00:54:13,480 to school in Alfonso Reyes and a truck hit us back asshole and then, 795 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,599 after that all that happens and asks us no longer was going to take us 796 00:54:16,599 --> 00:54:24,599 to school, how do the four feel that the güeyito his dick. I 797 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:29,719 don' t know, I don' t know, I don' t 798 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:35,159 think they didn' t and anyway, they took us out, but we 799 00:54:35,199 --> 00:54:36,840 didn' t give up and it was an hour and they had to come 800 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,800 after us because we didn' t accept güey. Or we said the first 801 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:43,320 time they hit us. We have to go and po for ugly collar. 802 00:54:44,039 --> 00:54:46,599 Fuckin' asshole and so throw me out, throw me a necklace. But 803 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,360 if we bump into a trojet, then, if it' s a little 804 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,880 ugly scare, I too got bumped into my mom and me and got hit 805 00:54:54,960 --> 00:55:00,400 behind us by a torton güey and those who are fine. Yeah, Dad, 806 00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:05,280 the doors close well or more than the front door. Closing it closes 807 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,679 with the back door. I told him then and he seemed to run in 808 00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:12,440 the car and he also started giving me the neck and those that you get 809 00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:15,119 little blood and you don' t already know that the tort bump is going 810 00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:16,679 to take him the dick that there is blood. When there' s blood, 811 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,360 these take him in custody. But they already had a few gags to 812 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,920 the bato, if not for me. When I got hit by the predo, 813 00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:24,559 so the one in the truck got off that he told me what you 814 00:55:24,599 --> 00:55:30,599 want cuper That is, if the ones in the trucks were to be blamed 815 00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:32,239 and a punch fell off, they' re sometimes foreign to what Güey does. 816 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,280 If you don' t even realize that sometimes they hit him a wey 817 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,519 is wey you haven' t seen those in China that tortum all a lady 818 00:55:38,559 --> 00:55:43,039 crossing the pachurra and they' re still coming back. But let' s 819 00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,599 see if they were on board of poquillo I was watching a video of how 820 00:55:46,679 --> 00:55:50,119 they drive in South Asia wey truth don' t overdo it. It' 821 00:55:51,039 --> 00:55:54,880 s just for surviving the game. Compare is that they said Quinchina it' 822 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:00,559 s better that I pat you down and kill you to finish you off to 823 00:56:00,679 --> 00:56:02,639 Lexico and that the company, that is to say I don' t know 824 00:56:02,639 --> 00:56:04,880 if it' s true and says if they run him over. Kill him 825 00:56:05,079 --> 00:56:07,000 because we paid for the funeral. There' s dying to be paid all 826 00:56:07,119 --> 00:56:10,599 our lives, recovery, and he' s got his eye on him. 827 00:56:10,679 --> 00:56:15,440 If yes, eggs said that in China and that' s why they have 828 00:56:15,559 --> 00:56:20,480 cameras and besides pretend a lot that they run them because you can, you 829 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,960 can charge a wool for that too, so they tend to say and everyone 830 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,519 in Russia also bring cameras, cars. So, if I remember those shocks, 831 00:56:24,599 --> 00:56:29,920 listen, let' s go with this now the first time you fall 832 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,920 in love and teenage stuff. Teenage stuff is not having the skills to talk 833 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:37,639 to women, especially as a mother baron, and what it does is give 834 00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:44,079 them a flower. It' s like every teenager' s resource. Not 835 00:56:44,199 --> 00:56:46,760 carnal that you came with a little flower. Or that' s what your 836 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:51,239 mom was telling you. Maybe he didn' t buy her a flower, 837 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,719 and she always came in with the pot, thinking that' s what she 838 00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,880 was going to love. That' s already got some cock in it and 839 00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:00,440 I don' t know if it touched you in your times that you say 840 00:57:00,559 --> 00:57:04,000 in your mind, you fucking say this one in rosette. He' s 841 00:57:04,039 --> 00:57:08,199 gonna love me with this. I had always remembered that there were flowers, 842 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:15,559 merchants and novelty, that they were my cellanias, that they were Chinese dolls, 843 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:21,039 farts, they were bears that seemed tapil or not, what seemed least 844 00:57:21,119 --> 00:57:22,719 was a bear. That' s from the fact that two days later he 845 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:23,880 ' d have his eye on him and he' d fall off. No. 846 00:57:24,079 --> 00:57:28,039 No, and you' d come in and tell you Mrs Ahorita, 847 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,960 I' m gonna put together a gift pinche. Mom, Mrs Came was 848 00:57:31,079 --> 00:57:35,360 taking a role from those of what' s called mache. Not good, 849 00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:39,000 the extranjep crepe like that, he' d put two blue leaves on you, 850 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:43,039 say two red leaves, grab a rose, put a dick of silantro 851 00:57:43,039 --> 00:57:45,719 on you. So, I said pinch this margaritas and ta pica strawberries. 852 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:52,000 And if you get lemon and chinga, they' ll give you some daisies 853 00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:58,119 if you' re white and the fucking cream and then a cup with some 854 00:57:58,159 --> 00:58:01,920 jercy or some nicolo chocolates and the most shitty prick there can be in life. 855 00:58:02,599 --> 00:58:06,719 A bear that was not made in China, was in fact Invietnam, 856 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,320 in the net fight of Chisme. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 857 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:13,320 I follow you Güey and that' s what you' re taking to the 858 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:19,440 stick You with the nose, with the wey gift, Guadalupe could have got 859 00:58:19,519 --> 00:58:24,360 the mitres and you know that Güey himself, a smell is throwing the gossip 860 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:30,119 and his dad owns the Apple Bis. You don' t have, you 861 00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:34,679 don' t have anything to compete for. You open the door You thirteen 862 00:58:35,039 --> 00:58:37,719 - year- old with your fart present, the bear smells weird Güey isn 863 00:58:38,519 --> 00:58:43,559 ' t, it' s not this, it' s not cotton, 864 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,119 it' s not, it' s not even linen. It' s 865 00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:50,599 not something. We miss a cloth made in the courtyard of a Vietnamese wey 866 00:58:50,679 --> 00:58:53,559 you hand it to her. You don' t put perfume in it, 867 00:58:53,559 --> 00:58:55,000 because you don' t put perfume in it. You' ve got your 868 00:58:55,000 --> 00:59:00,760 nose. Thank you and turn to see the gift of the boy bat of 869 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,719 the cooom a bear of an eighty, the bear pinche with a salmon tonces 870 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,239 is eating it. Don' t moms wey and daughter with two tickets to 871 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,840 go see RBD. But you don' t say no, because it' 872 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,400 s not, and it' s actually there, it dies. You' 873 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,559 re still dying your mom tells you that if you don' t have money 874 00:59:19,679 --> 00:59:22,559 to give her something original and I remember your boss had a gift shop. 875 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,679 My boss had a gift shop and it was that if you want to look 876 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,480 good, I mean, and if it was long, I mean, that 877 00:59:30,239 --> 00:59:34,519 ' s what you said, because it' s the normal way out of 878 00:59:34,519 --> 00:59:38,719 every teenager, but suddenly you wanted to look good and give him, for 879 00:59:38,719 --> 00:59:42,239 example, a wallet made of daddy bags. If you want to get in 880 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,599 the middle. I gave you this wey I had a bag of ass that 881 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:52,119 gave me a chava and not Mames I had it for a long time and 882 00:59:52,239 --> 00:59:54,960 where it was made of packings of culetes where I took it out it was 883 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,519 for you Mamas to chea your wallet already when I was thirty- one. 884 00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:01,000 If I' ve already been told it doesn' t happen to you, 885 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:02,320 it' s cocky and it' s already tossed, it smells like. 886 01:00:02,559 --> 01:00:07,599 But there were gifts that if you put him in this inventive way, you 887 01:00:07,599 --> 01:00:09,880 could do every good. But this was usually brother' s way out. 888 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:14,320 You don' t remember hearing you eat love. You never went that dough 889 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,239 to buy a card of those that said there were two types of cards, 890 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:24,599 Hollmark fi la Holmark cards, that said a whole dog and no more said 891 01:00:24,679 --> 01:00:30,199 my tail moves and you open it for you and you move it down and 892 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,760 the tail moves and there are some that were always two children hugged down a 893 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:37,199 lake and said today I saw you tomorrow not to be here for the dick. 894 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,840 If it was that just like you' re going to open this card 895 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:45,159 and then you would have, I want to open it to you yes, 896 01:00:45,719 --> 01:00:49,320 those were the ones the cards were, not the group porn of those you 897 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:53,079 opened them. And you' re gonna get the truth with the glue you 898 01:00:53,280 --> 01:01:01,519 do. Yeah, you remember it opening. My grandmother was selling small cards, 899 01:01:01,719 --> 01:01:05,119 but before they were sold by the little ones who were very small, 900 01:01:05,239 --> 01:01:07,679 they were seen in the super seven. You remember having those sufficiency had roses 901 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:09,840 like that on the corner they had in a bucket with water. Ah we 902 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:15,199 in a little bucket of water. They had them and sometimes there were also 903 01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:17,840 small gifts of small stems in the ox. You also find yourself a bunch 904 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:22,400 of little assholes that are secret that no one knows exist. That' s 905 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,599 where I remember your first rose you gave away as a teenager. You must 906 01:01:25,639 --> 01:01:31,840 have been a carnal cruiser, the ones on cruise fifteen pesos or ejjole güey. 907 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:37,320 I don' t remember. I wasn' t much of a carnal 908 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,039 vase, I wasn' t much of a gift. I did give away 909 01:01:38,079 --> 01:01:42,119 one of those and there was no money. I was giving a really shitty 910 01:01:42,159 --> 01:01:46,039 candy that was from your chi pop boot. It was a chocolate that looked 911 01:01:46,039 --> 01:01:50,320 like worms, just like pure black balls that were coffee with white dots. 912 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,840 It was called what those lights of your Tutzi role guys were called It was 913 01:01:57,119 --> 01:02:00,559 like a piece of light chi poop are the puts roles. Yeah, bed 914 01:02:00,679 --> 01:02:04,639 there, see if it' s the mutt, the chuchet, that' 915 01:02:05,039 --> 01:02:08,639 s what I' m talking about It' s the ones I' m 916 01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:08,639 looking to eat that wey It puts mushrooms on that fart They sell them with 917 01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:12,880 chocongos. Once you gave him Acilo, the old lady bit him that they 918 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,440 stayed in the EOM, they hit him son of a bitch and they got 919 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,719 rid of him. In three days I will have a stomach, but amen 920 01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:22,079 to what you would give her if she didn' t like you, the 921 01:02:22,199 --> 01:02:27,000 gift always suits, as are the dolls that in adolescence yes and then there 922 01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:30,360 are these dolls that keep in boxes everything that they give her. The data 923 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,719 here pinches crypts wey are that way that you saved things, not because dicks 924 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:37,480 compa nothing. If wey my daughter made me burn them in a net roaster, 925 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:42,760 when well Welloupe told me to keep them and those of pure asses I 926 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,199 had that I started reading them and the wind will see and your hat of 927 01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:49,119 my love said what bad already you and I are tired. Ah, well, 928 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:52,000 if wey has him and I told him if I get an ass and 929 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,159 you' re divorced, you and I don' t. But the whole 930 01:02:53,239 --> 01:02:59,679 thing is pretty morra. That' s about saving the first letter he sent 931 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,320 you and the movie tickets. You remember they play them in a cork. 932 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:06,639 The noses stick them in a cork. So this and movie tickets is our 933 01:03:06,719 --> 01:03:10,199 first movie show, our first show. And you the bat is married to 934 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:15,000 a whore the cough was an old one of obsession Yes, but the muzzles 935 01:03:15,079 --> 01:03:19,159 are very much like the little details you' re giving them. For example, 936 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,239 these when they dry, they have for a book, they put them 937 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:28,199 in a book that comes up idea And I' m very morra very morra 938 01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:32,840 and because mams do not lift before overcoming a vato. He used to be 939 01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:37,599 a good bastard, because the mocks had the room full of pure details of 940 01:03:37,599 --> 01:03:39,639 the baton. Today the details are that you like a wey in the already 941 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:44,519 or the bag buton and the bats, according to me, are no longer 942 01:03:44,639 --> 01:03:49,159 so detailed. No. I already think the race is so detailed. Let 943 01:03:49,239 --> 01:03:52,519 ' s go to the booze and fuck and fall like today and maybe you 944 01:03:52,599 --> 01:03:58,719 can look good through other things. I got you these tickets for a concert 945 01:03:58,719 --> 01:04:04,360 and you send them digital no longer and you don' t go like the 946 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:11,760 one you detail. I dedicate it to you. Well, what was distilled 947 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,599 as a teenager was also burning the CD with the rales. That was a 948 01:04:15,639 --> 01:04:20,480 really good teen detail. That' s a great gift the blackberries made of 949 01:04:20,519 --> 01:04:26,239 that I made you this mix and since you had a record that had thirteen 950 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:30,719 rolls and you already saw when you had a pinche stratus with a stereo of 951 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:38,039 penne rail of those pap a pire was a relief. Yeah, so they 952 01:04:38,119 --> 01:04:39,800 wouldn' t steal it from you, they wouldn' t take me out. 953 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:43,320 I had the ones asking you to take it off, but my boss 954 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,239 had the one who took this out and it looked like he had a box 955 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:53,280 of bullets in the square that were father yes, the bat with an amplified 956 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:59,280 pinche and a drawer that the güeys who built a wooden drawer for him, 957 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:01,840 very uncomfortable that they couldn' t even put some punches in for the soccer, 958 01:05:02,079 --> 01:05:06,039 because there was the drawer that this cock pir two twelve yes, yes, 959 01:05:06,159 --> 01:05:11,800 yes and made buffer bees. Buffers are things of love. To me 960 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:16,079 I remember a crimagináte falls the morra that I owe it to you and you 961 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:23,559 erase it or in the two days throw it to me. You get past 962 01:05:23,639 --> 01:05:30,800 the green, listen, I put the first rice. Don' t cry, 963 01:05:30,679 --> 01:05:36,079 little girl, don' t think. I' m bringing you a 964 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:42,000 second suit tonight of love. I put the third track again, all of 965 01:05:42,079 --> 01:05:45,719 a sudden it' s love stuff, and then I got into my life 966 01:05:46,519 --> 01:05:50,320 well, all right, it' s going very well, I was going, 967 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:57,639 all right, and then I' m anxious for you and I said 968 01:05:57,679 --> 01:06:03,320 there I fucked up, but I said eye I started singing so much This 969 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:10,280 is Polo Polo, already and the last ones were Polo jokes, songs from 970 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,679 the weirdest band, no more I an audio from my dad telling my mom. 971 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,599 I' m going to give you as if you were Mommy, I 972 01:06:16,679 --> 01:06:20,519 ' m going to leave you as a slit a Christian rap at number three 973 01:06:20,719 --> 01:06:23,960 and the fourteen was closed with a radish- grey pinche at the last gino. 974 01:06:24,119 --> 01:06:28,159 Yes, it was a rala of ah Mahoni, ah majon. I 975 01:06:28,239 --> 01:06:33,079 want constants like melons that aren' t afraid when I lower their pants. 976 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:39,679 The last one told us that your mom used to suck you, the pinga 977 01:06:39,679 --> 01:06:44,159 ay, miss, so the dick gas is a chumbo or my mom, 978 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,480 my old lady, my old lady the way that still told me not to 979 01:06:46,559 --> 01:06:50,199 mames I put it to roma miscalientes with my family and my grandmother and I 980 01:06:50,239 --> 01:06:54,639 was listening to you the pussy and the pinga was And then you also gave 981 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,639 it to her And after he hears it is all scratched, no ja doesn 982 01:06:59,559 --> 01:07:03,079 ' t read it for and I sent him to clean the flea for a 983 01:07:03,159 --> 01:07:09,840 hundred balls and suddenly you put it already pulled, but until seven o' 984 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,760 clock it is a Güey man. The eight is where the grandmother of the 985 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:16,679 firm wey the one of the is already to tell her then, but they 986 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,159 were the little problems that you had as a teenager. No, but you 987 01:07:19,159 --> 01:07:23,159 had to dedicate yourself to a role you branded. I don' t know 988 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:26,320 if the cell phone or your house and you tick it and excuse it. 989 01:07:26,519 --> 01:07:33,679 Not what you' re laughing at I' m falling in love I' 990 01:07:33,679 --> 01:07:34,800 m tunar tube and then I' m pulling out the wave. What do 991 01:07:35,519 --> 01:07:44,960 you think, hey, my son is not sorry, hey Güey, you 992 01:07:45,559 --> 01:07:47,719 don' t almost ever win, it' s just that there' s 993 01:07:47,719 --> 01:07:50,119 no lady the servant. He tells you if it was you, if you 994 01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:55,840 were the whole adventurous brother boy that if I compared you I was like be, 995 01:07:56,559 --> 01:07:58,599 I was in a lot of work. I put in all the subunits 996 01:07:58,679 --> 01:08:00,960 to see what Güey hit. Yeah, yeah, wey didn' t have 997 01:08:01,039 --> 01:08:04,239 much of it. It' s very won. Chaco. I used to 998 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:08,719 sleep with local colonies, which is not my level, no, not my 999 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:13,639 middle class. They didn' t peel me or I had to go down 1000 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,319 with sopita chavitas, with a star of letters. If you notice that I 1001 01:08:16,319 --> 01:08:21,640 went, it was up to the race when I started to get more acceptance, 1002 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,239 so, I mean, you weren' t the gallant. You mean 1003 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:28,239 in high school not even right now the net, but in high school I 1004 01:08:28,319 --> 01:08:30,960 was never a galan. It was, if it' s big, today, 1005 01:08:31,079 --> 01:08:34,840 if I' m single, I would already have to carry penicillin gum 1006 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:39,560 compadre, because if today the woman fucks for sport wey that is, it 1007 01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:42,560 ' s that I laugh, because that didn' t notice Adrian, but 1008 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,640 we were sitting and there were our women and I saw old women passing and 1009 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:49,039 I saw two muzzles, so it was changing they were that I want you 1010 01:08:49,159 --> 01:08:53,199 to put me in your virile member wasn' t, obviously, the lord 1011 01:08:53,199 --> 01:08:55,399 eh. If you see how good you remember an old woman, I can 1012 01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:59,279 ' t r it and then I say I understand the person and how neat 1013 01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:04,520 and respectable this citizen is. But Adriano' s stupid stance. No. 1014 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:14,800 But the point with that fart is that you bite them. If he' 1015 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,159 s got more right now, you' re married, more than that. 1016 01:09:16,279 --> 01:09:21,359 That doesn' t mean, it works out that this fart makes a slob 1017 01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:25,159 of slobs look at me, just like I got the ponor from you shitting 1018 01:09:25,199 --> 01:09:27,560 your stick. It' s not so much that they like it. I 1019 01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:30,199 told her my lady and she was singing it to me, but because I 1020 01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:33,920 have the confidence. I' m trained with Ricardo Perez to have a whisky. 1021 01:09:34,399 --> 01:09:36,880 There' s my wife talking to the chaperrite. I think there was 1022 01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:43,119 Alan' s girlfriend and suddenly a girl. Well she tells me I can 1023 01:09:43,119 --> 01:09:46,600 take a picture with you and when she ends she tells me how rich the 1024 01:09:47,279 --> 01:09:50,560 mole So I got how rich the mole and I laughed forty- two years 1025 01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:55,520 old. Rico, I tell you, I' m laughing because I' 1026 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,800 m a comedian and I tell my wife that she' s so rich. 1027 01:09:58,119 --> 01:10:00,640 That' s why you sent her to San Antonio wey, not the one 1028 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:03,800 that meccas her. Not me why not, because I told him I didn 1029 01:10:04,119 --> 01:10:08,920 ' t do anything. I' ve got it for you Tell him to 1030 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:12,279 come clean up your poop and oh fucking poop, asshole, and you' 1031 01:10:12,399 --> 01:10:13,920 re out of your poop like a dog. If I was a dog, 1032 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,720 right, kid, I was hamster güey Don' t come and I' 1033 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:21,600 ll put up with you. Again I tell him but sonle wey is fine 1034 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:27,119 Cabrón and Güey, as in a certain way, is the adolescence to which 1035 01:10:27,239 --> 01:10:30,840 he builds you, not the chigüey, which also gives you, because the 1036 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:35,319 carnal lovelessness is today that we talk about things of teenagers. I think it 1037 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:42,079 ' s a lot of teenagers falling in love and failing. Also that fart 1038 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:47,079 if you don' t have those emotional processes at that age, how ugly 1039 01:10:47,119 --> 01:10:53,479 when you' re already a güey adult that you see your average partner kicking 1040 01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:57,119 a boat and that Carnal doesn' t suck wey you keep falling into it 1041 01:10:57,199 --> 01:11:00,920 and you' re thirty- four, that is, this has to happen 1042 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,720 to you as a teenager, but egg so that as an adult, that 1043 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,079 is, it' s a functional adult Güey, because lovelessness is the worst 1044 01:11:06,079 --> 01:11:08,760 disease in the world. Look, I' m gonna tell you something, 1045 01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:13,720 and I' m gonna tell you about my position as I wish. No, 1046 01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:17,319 I wouldn' t, because I can' t live it anymore and 1047 01:11:17,399 --> 01:11:20,039 I say it on this podcast. I' ve tried some really bad things 1048 01:11:20,039 --> 01:11:27,000 in the world. I' ve tried substances, I' ve felt the 1049 01:11:27,359 --> 01:11:29,000 adrenaline that I' ve almost been pulled out of a gun and all that. 1050 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:34,359 But there' s no more carnal addiction and maybe, you don' 1051 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:40,840 t agree with me, or that one, the feeling of reliving it, 1052 01:11:41,159 --> 01:11:47,239 that they have to see from carnal adultess cier because I keep you no, 1053 01:11:47,319 --> 01:11:49,640 no, no, no, that' s what I' ve lived, 1054 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:53,800 that they bite your ass, that they suck you, but you or it 1055 01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:57,239 ' s here as a man. But I remember. Güey, that it 1056 01:11:57,319 --> 01:12:00,640 was something I don' t know if it' s a more oquistic person 1057 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:04,359 than knowing, that is I don' t know what the body releases, 1058 01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:06,840 that you like an old woman you know it' s never gonna be done. 1059 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:13,720 Güey, who' s with another cat, but she gives you certain 1060 01:12:14,399 --> 01:12:19,760 incentive droplets like placebo saying it' s never gonna happen, never make your 1061 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:28,439 girlfriend, but I want you to be there the honey of the scorpion Father 1062 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:32,239 Güey, that Adrenaline, Federina, Medrenden Drindrina. What follows, I have 1063 01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,279 not lived it anymore because my wife, my lady, loves me and I 1064 01:12:35,279 --> 01:12:39,960 love her. And now, but that one sent to the carnal dick and 1065 01:12:40,119 --> 01:12:46,439 feels very ashamed Güey for being and I become pure heroin. That' s 1066 01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,039 why I know it' s okay. Caron what you' re saying. 1067 01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:55,239 But when you realize that the woman has that power, this when you really 1068 01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:59,520 already decide to marry and say I' m not going to play, I 1069 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,560 ' m not going to go for now to ride in life Güey. I 1070 01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:04,600 mean, yeah, because it' s a game where you' re gonna 1071 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:09,600 lose out. I think it' s just that realization that makes you say 1072 01:13:10,239 --> 01:13:14,479 no more the truth. Today I' m going to get the best out 1073 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,039 of myself and I' m not going to waste my time falling into those 1074 01:13:17,039 --> 01:13:20,600 games. Oh, well, it feels like losing it as a teenager that 1075 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:25,560 you do nothing to yourself. I remember having me, that is, it 1076 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:30,520 never happened to you that you wanted to go to school to suffer here you 1077 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:34,039 were in love with the context, that you were in love with a woman, 1078 01:13:34,239 --> 01:13:38,520 that you knew that I wasn' t going to listen to you and 1079 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,000 that you wanted to go to school, she' s not going to study. 1080 01:13:39,079 --> 01:13:43,760 You' re good at chemical dick because I wanted to feel that masochism 1081 01:13:44,199 --> 01:13:47,039 of knowing that the old lady was gonna see her but I wasn' t 1082 01:13:47,039 --> 01:13:47,479 gonna talk to you, but I didn' t know I was gonna do 1083 01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:51,159 anything. You play your first romantic p, that' s how we got. 1084 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:56,399 I' m not leaving you and me either. I mean Chile. 1085 01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,199 Well, we' ve done zero you genaro, no, ah, no, 1086 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:04,960 but out of farts to me, yeah, I get chinita skin. 1087 01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:09,960 Obviously it' s wrong. No. No, no, no, I 1088 01:14:10,039 --> 01:14:11,079 ' m married. No, I don' t. No. No, 1089 01:14:11,239 --> 01:14:13,319 no, no, no, but we' re talking about everything that doesn 1090 01:14:13,319 --> 01:14:15,279 ' t. No, that' s crazy the exact sensations. I was 1091 01:14:15,359 --> 01:14:19,680 in high school at my first of that was in high school second here. 1092 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:27,359 Then it was the film, my first of that, too, because the 1093 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,880 Angelita boy did, yes, he was going out, he was one more 1094 01:14:30,279 --> 01:14:32,359 cabbage, he was very bitten by the bees not and he dies. And 1095 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,880 he dies. But you left me in regat. You can tell me this. 1096 01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:40,720 That' s the first kiss when I really felt that feeling. Güey 1097 01:14:42,199 --> 01:14:46,800 is worth the redundancy to Chile. It was, well, it is a 1098 01:14:47,239 --> 01:14:51,079 before and after. For me in life, even if it sounds like you 1099 01:14:51,119 --> 01:14:55,920 remember the person, it was a fish age, that is, it' 1100 01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,800 s kind of dimensioned, your first kiss remembers it. More is your ras 1101 01:15:00,319 --> 01:15:03,039 the moment of how you felt. Then I was in the car back. 1102 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:10,199 Compare you know maybe I said dick I want to do this, fart, 1103 01:15:10,319 --> 01:15:14,199 I mean, I want to do this again and with the girl you liked. 1104 01:15:14,359 --> 01:15:16,359 So it wasn' t, I mean, when it really comes to 1105 01:15:16,399 --> 01:15:20,239 the girl you like and you say the dick if it' s one, 1106 01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:23,800 it' s a hoot, if it blows your brain up for my taste. 1107 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:27,079 And so everyone who reflects after their first kiss, as they say, 1108 01:15:27,239 --> 01:15:31,560 is that I feel that my life of Gordillo, of Morrillo was very much 1109 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:35,680 enjoyed that I was sent to the Is already right now, I already have 1110 01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:42,239 farts thinking it well I felt not have so many victories. Güey, I 1111 01:15:42,279 --> 01:15:45,000 mean, they were more defeats than I was bai. Those defeats took me, 1112 01:15:45,039 --> 01:15:47,000 they gave me some built of it. Yeah, I mean, I 1113 01:15:47,079 --> 01:15:53,079 got that little drug. That incentive that I got used to being sent so 1114 01:15:53,079 --> 01:15:56,359 much to the dick, that I liked being sent to see because I felt 1115 01:15:56,359 --> 01:16:02,000 better. It was as if, Güey, it was like the pricks, 1116 01:16:02,119 --> 01:16:04,359 the cats that go to the thalaya when they go the wey of the Mormons 1117 01:16:04,439 --> 01:16:08,000 that the day you open them and say I tell you, Güey, they 1118 01:16:08,039 --> 01:16:12,199 always send us to the dick that I tell you. I was so much 1119 01:16:12,279 --> 01:16:15,319 that they sent me to the dick. Güey, I say not much that 1120 01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:18,279 when I was told yes, I said ah fuckada. I' m not 1121 01:16:18,319 --> 01:16:23,119 used to feeling. I don' t know what to do? I' 1122 01:16:23,239 --> 01:16:26,560 m used to you sending me to the dick and that' s the love 1123 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:31,439 that I feel and that I have that I liked to suffer wey and rotted 1124 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,760 rancid, rotted and there was born the Manchitas, which was the manchita for 1125 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:39,399 a long time. And now, I was a reformed mon even repons and 1126 01:16:39,479 --> 01:16:42,680 unfortunately I became a son of a bitch at a stage of my life where 1127 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,800 if I was a very ass Güey I didn' t get into my heart 1128 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:49,680 and I was worth a dick as a teenager my time of a gace' 1129 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:55,560 s leftover made me very shitty, güey, but why, because the chubby 1130 01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,239 you are cured for that you are curing. And there it is. There 1131 01:16:56,359 --> 01:17:02,960 ' s too many phrases about women, but the one about them being the 1132 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:09,800 most dangerous weapon sometimes makes sense Gey, you know they destroy in countries, 1133 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:13,600 corporations, they destroy friendships, they check with your house, and they make 1134 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,640 Güey wars, that is to say, to kill Güey dishes for old people 1135 01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:18,199 that this fight that time Güey. The truth is that a lot of ass 1136 01:17:18,199 --> 01:17:23,359 suckers, too, someone who doesn' t have to suck it so you 1137 01:17:23,399 --> 01:17:24,680 see how and look at what you' re looking at. You had some 1138 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:30,600 friend in your high school career who got her daughter pregnant and not blessed, 1139 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:33,680 blessed God, you realize when the year goes by, the times get together 1140 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:38,520 in universities and everyone starts to teach their babies and a comrade of yours that 1141 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:43,239 my son is twenty- seven years old, cha Verja Güey is coming out 1142 01:17:43,239 --> 01:17:47,039 from high school in braceo to a teacher who also because she will wonder how 1143 01:17:47,119 --> 01:17:51,199 it was that pregnancy took place and if she had thirteen poses the most fertile 1144 01:17:53,319 --> 01:17:57,560 is and when the assholes are, it is very dangerous stage because, because 1145 01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:00,960 your pinche me cate Güey to be sticky than any one, you are in 1146 01:18:01,039 --> 01:18:05,039 the most miserable stage and, according to me, fertility has to do with 1147 01:18:05,079 --> 01:18:09,159 a hormonal theme. That' s a garter too. Obviously, you' 1148 01:18:09,239 --> 01:18:13,119 re cleaner Güey and old man, because don' t moms bring it alcohol 1149 01:18:13,199 --> 01:18:18,960 there' s a pinches it' s prmogram Güey and you bring thunder the 1150 01:18:19,039 --> 01:18:20,279 blowjobs you bring more mucus you than inhabitants of the planet. Ge wey to 1151 01:18:20,319 --> 01:18:26,199 the dick, that is to say, there are many chances that if you 1152 01:18:26,279 --> 01:18:30,039 put it without knowledge, that is, without a condom, you will also 1153 01:18:30,079 --> 01:18:33,680 have a morrito at the age of fifteen You could see the morita Linda wey 1154 01:18:34,199 --> 01:18:40,520 of those of the prepa very pretty was in Oratoria, the old one already 1155 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:44,319 had it for two Oratoria competitions, one in Huahuascaliente and from there went to 1156 01:18:44,319 --> 01:18:48,319 the National, went to Bolivia, was always a country of Central America and 1157 01:18:48,359 --> 01:18:49,319 the old Poles Cabrón, Bolas don Mario, as a camerate says. But 1158 01:18:49,359 --> 01:18:54,279 it' s just that these shags that are laughing like that in a minute, 1159 01:18:55,319 --> 01:18:59,119 that is, you never expected it from that ning- bunch that' 1160 01:18:59,159 --> 01:19:02,520 s over and you know why it happens, because that' s where you 1161 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:05,399 have to do it a little bit more than the mamenta. Yeah, no, 1162 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:09,520 yeah, but fuck. No. If I' m a Güey, 1163 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:14,720 no, not always choose. And that' s where your daughter is. 1164 01:19:15,079 --> 01:19:17,520 Güey, you got some cool stuff, Güey, what am I doing? 1165 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:21,239 What am I going to do? Come the manipulators, Güey, what the 1166 01:19:21,319 --> 01:19:25,960 sucker does on the first date, Güey, you don' t leave everything 1167 01:19:26,039 --> 01:19:28,840 to me, you suck your tits. In the second, I' ll 1168 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,119 give you a damn. In the third, Güey, make me the video 1169 01:19:30,279 --> 01:19:33,319 you don' t get and they give you the cinabon in the first, 1170 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:36,880 wey and fart. It is that the Christian Güey on the day that they 1171 01:19:38,159 --> 01:19:44,439 free themselves to beat me go vechame, yes, Güey, yes, Güey, 1172 01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:46,279 they are seen and are of the lubres and ca of the retina. 1173 01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:49,319 Get out of here, that' s what I mean. Really, if 1174 01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:55,239 we' re more wey or we' re getting to know wey, I 1175 01:19:55,319 --> 01:20:00,399 just picked you up from mass with Güey kids, wey, that is, 1176 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,640 you don' t buy goods from pinch yuven and you' re sorry. 1177 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:05,399 And what you just said is true, because who didn' t happen to 1178 01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:08,760 him that in his living room there were two morias that didn' t talk 1179 01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:11,640 to anyone. They said his dad had fucked a donkey he always made you 1180 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:15,439 see the times and all of a sudden you know he' s really who 1181 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:19,000 took it and you know what happens carnal. That' s a very ugly 1182 01:20:19,079 --> 01:20:25,840 karma prick when a Christian woman or someone very religious, in this case don 1183 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:30,640 ' t regret, when a Christian woman gets pregnant, so no, she 1184 01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:32,720 doesn' t want it, but because she was out of wedlock. And 1185 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:38,520 that fart because suddenly some super phrases start on the facebooks and instagrams of my 1186 01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:45,880 seed, my mother singles all this mame of no more than two. You 1187 01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:49,319 ' re also good for me, but it' s not so cocky, 1188 01:20:49,319 --> 01:20:54,239 too. The ideal is with all of us not the most. You know, 1189 01:20:54,439 --> 01:20:58,119 if it' s in the dick, the chamba compadre and just doing 1190 01:20:58,199 --> 01:21:00,560 one, it' s not going to pay my respects to the moms who 1191 01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:08,359 are free to Chile if I respect myself, I have enough on Facebook, 1192 01:21:09,119 --> 01:21:11,960 but suddenly I' ll start to ask how it didn' t happen to 1193 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:12,479 you that you saw your Facebook and your friend from the Prepa who got her 1194 01:21:12,479 --> 01:21:15,000 pregnant. Like in high school, it' s like a medium chip. 1195 01:21:15,239 --> 01:21:17,600 The nose is already taller than she and the bearded nose the young girl still 1196 01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:21,079 his forty- two years. But if between a moral superiority, they' 1197 01:21:21,119 --> 01:21:24,680 re like sometimes we don' t want it. So much I saw my 1198 01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:28,159 picture with the son and so Güey knows there' s a 25- year 1199 01:21:28,399 --> 01:21:30,880 - old resentment. There' s the picture of the young tailor suit, 1200 01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:34,359 the tallest child of the year, a new strong kia, just came out 1201 01:21:34,479 --> 01:21:41,399 of here of the kia of but of going down and so the dying one 1202 01:21:42,399 --> 01:21:45,399 came out of high school. My son is only occupied by his mother here 1203 01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:49,079 is charged like this, but it has been even in capital letters here his 1204 01:21:49,159 --> 01:21:55,479 mother supporting him as always since day one the dick Güey and you say you 1205 01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:58,479 know that I get some chinchase, no, not to Chile, yes, 1206 01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:04,640 it is of that fart, but because normally the vatos that stayed with it, 1207 01:22:05,439 --> 01:22:10,159 they do not make you, because it may be not bad Güey, 1208 01:22:10,479 --> 01:22:15,720 that is to say if it is an advanced maturity of being bad is empowered, 1209 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:16,560 but it goes better to the woman, eh than to the man. 1210 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,199 And if yes more so, then of course Güey matures, because you are 1211 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:25,159 facing an event of life in which you have to but suddenly judge so lightly 1212 01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:30,159 also Güey, so that other behaviors just, because you are already mother and 1213 01:22:30,199 --> 01:22:34,800 you are doing it alone, because it does not give you the right to 1214 01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:40,720 judge other people, but to see why you believe. Yes, I' 1215 01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:43,439 m entitled to it It' s not time. I can do it straight, 1216 01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:48,199 but you can always give them to the blackberries I always do, the 1217 01:22:48,279 --> 01:22:53,119 dolls that got drunk as a teenager, I know them, that is, 1218 01:22:53,119 --> 01:22:55,640 I see them on facebook. I pinched old women traveling the world Colombia and 1219 01:22:55,720 --> 01:23:00,319 the fucking kid, that is, sending my son from Neilandia and I see 1220 01:23:00,359 --> 01:23:03,199 my comrades getting pregnant. They got their old lady pregnant when they were young 1221 01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:08,159 and the teenager saw in the fex the vato, teaching like this with a 1222 01:23:08,239 --> 01:23:11,479 guitar on a porch of his mother' s house in chancle gay paw with 1223 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:15,399 my son singing a go or not, that is to say an arjona. 1224 01:23:15,079 --> 01:23:19,079 It was this bato he keeps seeing with his mom wey and the mom passes 1225 01:23:19,319 --> 01:23:25,039 a camera so wey wey kicked yes, lord of the bouquets, the women 1226 01:23:25,039 --> 01:23:30,479 will do better, because also if it is a very dense fuel sometimes the 1227 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:32,399 lovelessness that is and there are bats that if they pass the dick yes, 1228 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:36,000 if there is a lot in the güey cha two thousand a semester, yes 1229 01:23:36,079 --> 01:23:41,119 veteranally we we we wey that happens to you is güey, because that is 1230 01:23:41,199 --> 01:23:44,000 why the laws have had to be changed. No more, there are also 1231 01:23:44,039 --> 01:23:45,760 morts that give me thirty- five perme, for if the child is the 1232 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:49,399 after- government wey who eats wey wey yes, if you there san fill 1233 01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:51,800 of calm, you give him for the child and suddenly comes with the tits 1234 01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:57,239 operated, says wey the boy Güey and the child ends him dancing it and 1235 01:23:57,399 --> 01:24:02,199 wey with books lined, with paper change buying me instead of crayons colors of 1236 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:10,760 snow white. If you don' t get her in, don' t 1237 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:14,720 get her in there anymore. The Montandiu was too full of stuff to be 1238 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:23,520 the Duo Hey. When you start smoking, turn on other arms, either 1239 01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:34,880 or don' t put the little god you wey put on it hear you 1240 01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:40,520 never bought cigars outside loose out of the prepa or I commend them to see 1241 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:42,399 carnal clear, you put up your dick with a cardboard was of the substances. 1242 01:24:42,479 --> 01:24:45,079 It wasn' t alcohol and alcohol and cicada, alcohol and cigar. 1243 01:24:45,199 --> 01:24:48,760 If first fart, I remember my first fart, coming out of a fifteen 1244 01:24:49,279 --> 01:24:54,199 - year- old compadre, we got out of those that wey was also 1245 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:59,039 a noodle dagger, because it was always this rebellion to say that things to 1246 01:24:59,119 --> 01:25:02,640 the tours weren' t so cool and always passed you that noose rebellion is 1247 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:05,520 from Lycia. There' s no chida be pane chido. And if we 1248 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:11,319 had squealed guerías, then wey nothing, nothing would change. But you were 1249 01:25:11,399 --> 01:25:14,960 leaving early when you were fifteen, because you were the rebel, not that 1250 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,720 of and you were saying pinche. This isn' t cool And done I 1251 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:19,520 ' m going to see him fucking dance and I' m not going to 1252 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:23,640 talk and ask you to a certain yes, not knowing why wey I remember 1253 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:27,680 once doing that we got to a super feel instead of being left at the 1254 01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:31,199 chicken house and we bought a president. You didn' t pass me that 1255 01:25:31,279 --> 01:25:34,279 was my first fart with that you can clean up. I ran out wey 1256 01:25:34,359 --> 01:25:38,560 I put on a wey shrink to see I had a chicken balcony. I 1257 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:43,399 remember you turned it around. With coca cola, President, with coca cola 1258 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,560 and I had never experienced the feeling of being taken and dick, the complete 1259 01:25:47,079 --> 01:25:50,600 crockery in the mother, we threw it as freebey compa on the balcony. 1260 01:25:51,159 --> 01:25:59,199 It' s a bunch of fucking Neanderthals carrying the puncturing chinga food we had 1261 01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:00,960 ate in the night. No. No, no, no, a carnal 1262 01:26:01,079 --> 01:26:06,119 shitter. And it was also like when the first fist, the first kiss, 1263 01:26:06,319 --> 01:26:11,399 the first drunkenness. It was what this is, Güey, and it 1264 01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:13,560 ' s an analysis. The fart is that they are farts that you don 1265 01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:19,119 ' t realize until after they are the compa, s or the new hydaba 1266 01:26:19,199 --> 01:26:24,399 you are opening up, Güey and it is a new world and then how 1267 01:26:24,439 --> 01:26:27,159 raw the next day, Güey, you don' t get up a pinche, 1268 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:32,039 chicken broth and you play fút wey and you stay all day talking about 1269 01:26:32,399 --> 01:26:36,000 the annex CD dick and you don' t go counting all week of Ramira, 1270 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:41,079 it got well fart. It' s like your triumph and you remember 1271 01:26:41,119 --> 01:26:44,760 that the noses even make pyramids with the cans of the cheves that they take 1272 01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:47,479 and take a picture without a shirt with the pinches wey wey gives time of 1273 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:53,319 type coming is with the panties out and pants well lying down güey and always 1274 01:26:53,399 --> 01:27:00,319 making them güey hears and then there were your times that grab as and peace 1275 01:27:00,359 --> 01:27:04,159 all calabrado the dick goes to itself güey wey that time is that it was 1276 01:27:04,239 --> 01:27:09,800 a lot to presume that it was the güey that wey tell him Cabrón has 1277 01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:14,880 been since now been a sucking wey tell us wey tell Juancho since he prayed 1278 01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:17,479 it from the two, Cabrón, from the two o' clock and that 1279 01:27:17,479 --> 01:27:18,760 ' s all that is the teen' s fart. It' s that 1280 01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:24,079 you look at me, I kill you, and I kill you, and 1281 01:27:24,159 --> 01:27:29,520 all the talk about it' s that he' s not suckin' wey 1282 01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:32,479 because you have to suck weyte güey, and I suckin' wey, and 1283 01:27:32,479 --> 01:27:36,439 all of a sudden, when you start, you want to go and you 1284 01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:42,279 see that out there and you say that wey gate wey, I check that 1285 01:27:42,319 --> 01:27:45,600 he has this therapy and he was looking at me like this I was looking 1286 01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:50,000 at me and he' s looking at me and he' s looking at 1287 01:27:50,039 --> 01:27:55,439 me and he' s looking at me, and he' s looking at 1288 01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:56,159 me, and he' s looking at me and he' s looking at 1289 01:27:56,159 --> 01:27:56,159 me, and he' s looking at me, and he' s just 1290 01:27:56,159 --> 01:27:56,159 starting to make you more ashamed of what you' re doing without what you 1291 01:27:56,159 --> 01:27:56,159 ' re doing the chili water and you' re throwing up on top of 1292 01:27:56,159 --> 01:27:57,479 the aquachiles güey wey wey, a camera mamate wey. The joke is to 1293 01:27:57,560 --> 01:28:00,399 keep sucking. We have to get this way after we get out of here 1294 01:28:00,479 --> 01:28:01,600 where we' re going to suck. If the dick is, but everything 1295 01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:06,000 revolves around two more. And if wey when you have to think, you 1296 01:28:06,159 --> 01:28:11,359 ' ve been talking about four hours talking about you' re sucking and two 1297 01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:16,840 cheves and two packs of cigars and three black pearls that wey- ey that 1298 01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:20,399 I suddenly remember, wey and I start sucking the donkey a mouth of the 1299 01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:25,239 udm pipi and Pippi that lives, that brings a earring there that is of 1300 01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:30,600 tabasco wey and that has the super hairy wey that the moor is like that 1301 01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:36,640 and it has braids and she calls her janie joupping the wey life is fine, 1302 01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:42,359 we' re getting all wet if it' s okay, I say 1303 01:28:42,439 --> 01:28:45,279 lose in her carnal, because net is a process in which suddenly we' 1304 01:28:45,319 --> 01:28:48,479 re talking about fifteen, seventeen, but we' re forgetting that of the 1305 01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:51,840 twenty- one still isn' t a pinche adors five for the twenty- 1306 01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:55,880 one. I saw a donkey get into someone' s mouth, so your 1307 01:28:56,000 --> 01:29:00,520 farts are starting to rise. Yeah, all of a sudden there' s 1308 01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:04,439 your pal who' s on the fart, the whole table full of charrons, 1309 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:11,239 José Cuervo, cans, cheve bottles, three liters of square. That 1310 01:29:11,279 --> 01:29:14,640 ' s all there is to it, Valentina sauce, San Luis sauce and 1311 01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:18,520 suddenly in the middle of a song of sonmfor ioane you see your partner get 1312 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:25,279 to the table. Yeah, I was wondering what' s going on, 1313 01:29:25,479 --> 01:29:29,119 what' s going on, what, what, oh, what he wants 1314 01:29:29,199 --> 01:29:30,960 to get to and at that point you don' t wonder, but right 1315 01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:35,840 now, it' s when I' m ready, it' s what, 1316 01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:36,000 and dads don' t think they' re even judging you. I 1317 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:40,720 watch my whole adolescence. Brother, I grabbed the fart at home I always 1318 01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:45,600 more than going to antrush A long time I got together at friends' house 1319 01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:49,439 and I think my uncles listened to the conversations you used to fuck about my 1320 01:29:50,159 --> 01:29:53,119 güey is there and I don' t know, because I don' t 1321 01:29:53,119 --> 01:29:55,279 know if they were scared or not. But be it said, these are 1322 01:29:55,399 --> 01:29:59,560 some güey assholes, that is here, I have no future or inventor of 1323 01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,079 anything good. If it' s here, he' s not going to 1324 01:30:01,279 --> 01:30:05,079 see any politicians or anyone who pulls for you or when I' m 20, 1325 01:30:05,359 --> 01:30:06,319 I start smoking mota and screaming. Yeah, I want to know who 1326 01:30:06,479 --> 01:30:12,760 started all this. Ba lo clip the speck, who was the one who 1327 01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:17,399 said this is the speck. It was carnal curiosity, but it wasn' 1328 01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:20,760 t that big a neighborhood. It wasn' t so much a neighborhood issue 1329 01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:27,680 it was more like curiosity. I don' t know what content we started 1330 01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:30,119 consuming maybe cs jacas movies. I had a lot to do with it, 1331 01:30:30,279 --> 01:30:32,239 but I can see if you noticed, they' re gonna get you the 1332 01:30:32,239 --> 01:30:34,199 speck when you' re 20. I remember. They were the first connected. 1333 01:30:34,319 --> 01:30:41,000 They were a carnal adrenaline, said dilator, my first dialer did not 1334 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:45,439 frentitino, no, no, no, it remained light one day thrown to 1335 01:30:45,079 --> 01:30:48,720 beat to see if it was strong and those first connected and you will no 1336 01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:51,640 longer sell. I' ll see you there. I' ll meet you 1337 01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:56,520 there, on the walmar of Lazarus' Furt cart. I see them dairy 1338 01:30:57,319 --> 01:31:00,640 three PM. You' re three, five. It turns me back, 1339 01:31:00,800 --> 01:31:04,039 I go to the dick and it was that I ask three hundred balls from 1340 01:31:04,199 --> 01:31:11,000 each compa and between five buy a quarter of an ounce for a thousand pesos, 1341 01:31:11,239 --> 01:31:14,399 but now it is a crispina s that cocks Kushi tell you in ugar 1342 01:31:14,439 --> 01:31:17,680 wey right now no mames give you in a boat of pringles wey a lady 1343 01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:20,159 with a baby in stain. Before, yes, it still touched me. 1344 01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:25,359 It' s not very illegal, but I don' t remember why I 1345 01:31:25,359 --> 01:31:29,720 started smoking mota, but the talks you have when you start swearing to see 1346 01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:34,319 is an asshole you say that güey everything is what I' ve seen, 1347 01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:42,920 that it' s the consumption of substances from me I' m still young 1348 01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:48,920 that' s not. But if you think you' re philosophizing, well 1349 01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:53,560 cock and you leave when you bite them that or I don' t know 1350 01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:56,960 the band gets mushrooms or even noses. All the gossip is talking about how 1351 01:31:57,039 --> 01:32:00,079 you' re getting stuck with what you got yourself if it' s for 1352 01:32:00,079 --> 01:32:04,960 use. He put me in a wey- buddy wey- buddy wey- 1353 01:32:05,279 --> 01:32:08,399 buddy He' s got some sirins in there. Seven days I gave him 1354 01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:10,880 I mean, it' s like the game wey that' s the game. 1355 01:32:11,079 --> 01:32:15,159 It' s when you' re teenagers, who did more, who, 1356 01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:18,720 who gave him four days taking us follow him and we were on the 1357 01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:23,000 rails and then we went to a ranch, a yen sanchan a good and 1358 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,439 then we followed him in the dam. But that' s the game and 1359 01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:27,000 it' s been compared already Güey, it' s already going to be. 1360 01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:33,119 There comes a point where you say you already hear and already you have 1361 01:32:33,159 --> 01:32:36,039 fallen in love with a baton, like what it was. This was the 1362 01:32:36,079 --> 01:32:40,920 one about not having wool on dates, mate, that' s being watching 1363 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:46,039 the mock not asking for the big bonnels, Güey, because you bring in 1364 01:32:46,159 --> 01:32:49,279 three hundred and fifty balls, no more, and the bill is going to 1365 01:32:49,359 --> 01:32:54,520 be five hundred in the franc for you to go to the Frank that dicks 1366 01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:59,159 take out the Frank vape the antines and put you to the wings, to 1367 01:32:59,159 --> 01:33:01,760 the vasconcelos. H h h chin ya. Doing there is true and you 1368 01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:05,880 walk, but wishing that the mouth does not ask for anything more or dessert, 1369 01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:09,439 because you do not even bring for the tip. That' s right. 1370 01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:13,359 It' s your turn to make this güey a borrowed dog. I 1371 01:33:13,439 --> 01:33:19,000 ' m holding on to my boss. I also asked the carri to save 1372 01:33:19,079 --> 01:33:26,000 the motel not to bring it. At the time of dating, uncomfortable, 1373 01:33:27,239 --> 01:33:30,960 I came to apply, but it didn' t come out that I didn 1374 01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:32,880 ' t bring much money. And obviously for me back then it wasn' 1375 01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:36,239 t the way out. It was the living rooms. When I started that 1376 01:33:36,359 --> 01:33:40,439 coming you opened the menu of the small rooms and came to you the cabin 1377 01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:43,600 where the story made you burned the cabin and the dick was the mom. 1378 01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:46,000 If you remember what it was like when the living rooms were good dicks. 1379 01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:50,720 Güey is at the top of those stalls were the chidas and the best smells 1380 01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:55,800 she tasted, which were when the Monterrey salt courts started. What did I 1381 01:33:55,960 --> 01:34:00,000 do Carnal, I went and bought a Caesar pizza I don' t want 1382 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:03,520 anymore. It was the hot dick with big ham ham, the bite of 1383 01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:09,800 mortal and cock and I was leaving. I' m telling the foundry when 1384 01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:13,039 the foundry wasn' t what it was yet, but there was a part 1385 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:15,199 you could go and put me there with it. That' s what they 1386 01:34:15,199 --> 01:34:17,439 look like. I' m just telling things about Monterrey, but you don 1387 01:34:17,479 --> 01:34:19,720 ' t get where in the context for me to understand. The people elsewhere 1388 01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:23,760 are a park where they do is more the one for the north, which 1389 01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:30,439 is a great one and because it was free wey were crowded squares and I 1390 01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:33,800 came and I put one I wanted to do the romantic, put a basket, 1391 01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:42,319 I put a picnic and we talked about what wey happened because the blackberry 1392 01:34:42,359 --> 01:34:45,319 you liked you are eating a pizza, touched the pinch pansota and passed a 1393 01:34:45,359 --> 01:34:49,079 vato doing exercise and running because it had just passed the Kart series and already 1394 01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:54,720 the track left that ran weyes weys passed in chiqui chors almost coming out of 1395 01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:56,399 the sucking dick and it was pure distraction from falling in love. It was 1396 01:34:56,520 --> 01:34:59,800 nothing wey and something else, that is, I shit when you had to 1397 01:35:00,399 --> 01:35:03,319 either eat or throw him right in the car. Those are the differences of 1398 01:35:03,399 --> 01:35:06,880 saying what you' re saying. Are we going to the role? Let 1399 01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:11,960 ' s go to the role, But, because that' s also where 1400 01:35:12,079 --> 01:35:15,399 it' s good not to bring anything so that you can also see if 1401 01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:19,319 the morra is coming out Güey, because it is, because also from there 1402 01:35:19,319 --> 01:35:23,800 already warns you the morrilla. How' s it going to be if you 1403 01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:27,119 suddenly got to the chillies and started asking for the asshole and then it didn 1404 01:35:27,199 --> 01:35:30,359 ' t end and dis this at all, don' t suck, because 1405 01:35:30,479 --> 01:35:36,720 that' s what dating is for too or that you assholes go to the 1406 01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:41,680 gutter in the tell you he calls you a libear, but those are already 1407 01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:43,560 salts of twenty- three, twenty- four and they say that you already 1408 01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:44,760 bring up a credit one. That' s where we were just in case. 1409 01:35:44,760 --> 01:35:46,399 And that' s where the muzzles also start to get more picuas and 1410 01:35:46,520 --> 01:35:51,439 there are batos. It also depends on who wants the most. There are 1411 01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:56,600 batos that also bite. They' re making them get paid for a blow 1412 01:35:56,760 --> 01:36:00,279 job because they know they' re dying for them. Of course it' 1413 01:36:00,319 --> 01:36:02,079 s not always the batos we can afford. There' s bellies that are 1414 01:36:02,159 --> 01:36:05,159 good in thunderbolts. You know what those shoes are that are big for them. 1415 01:36:05,479 --> 01:36:09,520 Yeah, that' s if those old ladies pay cats what they' 1416 01:36:10,159 --> 01:36:12,960 re called the ones that aren' t with the güeys. Like you said, 1417 01:36:13,039 --> 01:36:15,119 you know who. They usually get snogged, left, left behind, 1418 01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:23,359 or mistreated the secretary, and if those weys are as they' re already 1419 01:36:23,399 --> 01:36:25,720 used to being sent by their boss, that' s what they' re 1420 01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:29,119 bad at. They usually grab batos and pay them all. If you' 1421 01:36:29,199 --> 01:36:31,520 re a scoundrel, you' re a scoundrel, and you' re a 1422 01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:36,520 scoundrel in your life, mate, fuck a güey secretary because she pays you 1423 01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:40,479 to Josefinos' firm on the fart. Yeah, güey, everyone with office 1424 01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:45,760 pants, hang up here and hang up here the jinx. If you see 1425 01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:49,760 her eating in a gallery shortfoot or anywhere, she' s single, because 1426 01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:54,560 they always walk around with shit, shit, shit, shit that spends their 1427 01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:57,279 bums There, there' s, well, there' s very good, 1428 01:36:57,680 --> 01:37:00,880 very good teacher the foot corts. Chequense You realize it' s not his 1429 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:04,560 bato, because then you see them Godines. Then you can also get to 1430 01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:09,000 gossip you get bored that they are with batos alone, because they are their 1431 01:37:09,119 --> 01:37:12,439 companions of jale yes and in the joints are the nostrils that they have left 1432 01:37:12,439 --> 01:37:14,479 win the shoe. I mean, if you see the pazapato falling on them 1433 01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:16,560 and there' s a space between the heel and the tip of the shoe. 1434 01:37:17,079 --> 01:37:20,439 Those bitches can pay you for the dick that chido that exist in the 1435 01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:30,000 thunderbolts have so much if ah the priceing thing. She' s a very 1436 01:37:30,159 --> 01:37:30,640 teenage girl that Güey smoked. You remember they' re coming at me. 1437 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:33,399 I' ve been dried up right now by a macua rat and I was 1438 01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:38,920 doing it here, here Güey and there are batos that still bring it that 1439 01:37:38,920 --> 01:37:44,600 if I was incarnated or your friend, put on your friend, it was 1440 01:37:44,720 --> 01:37:45,880 potentially if I gave him the pale. When they pierced him that he was 1441 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:51,800 giving them the pale Güey, they were getting yellowish Güey, but almost pes 1442 01:37:51,920 --> 01:37:56,880 ay Güey, la Güey, a coke, a mother wey there were people 1443 01:37:56,920 --> 01:38:00,119 who went well nothing poet or Güey. There were more than two fainting Güey 1444 01:38:00,239 --> 01:38:08,079 and compare pierced your eyelid Güey and there was a race that picked up the 1445 01:38:08,119 --> 01:38:11,279 intestines with shovels in their comic nombre. Swallow me a coke. Güey I 1446 01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:17,600 remember you. When my boss found out that you' re telling me Güey, 1447 01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:28,960 you' re making yourself look like a man and you want a coke. 1448 01:38:30,479 --> 01:38:43,520 When tejajj with whom he hears look, I found out that my boss 1449 01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:51,439 who tells me my whole month' s daughter who wants me to be bandit 1450 01:38:51,640 --> 01:39:00,560 the see gave me the rija to my curce a comrade and came to his 1451 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:02,800 house and tells him dad just punched me and Joe, where is the piercing 1452 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:09,319 hol no palparcingja, not my boss, that chill. My boss realized that 1453 01:39:09,359 --> 01:39:12,840 I had a foot under my chajiste tongue, because yes, güey, this 1454 01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:15,239 je uno, but he realized that I' m leaving I mean what you 1455 01:39:15,239 --> 01:39:20,800 bring there and I said Güey i per Worther To me they look like the 1456 01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:25,279 batos that make a tattoollo well scared wey and as a teenager and so arrive 1457 01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:30,960 the vacos that fart wey ink my skin tita bastard, because a fucking mole 1458 01:39:30,079 --> 01:39:33,479 wey I don' t know that you have panties. You don' t 1459 01:39:34,079 --> 01:39:36,279 know too, and obviously, motherwarras. I' ve got a lot of 1460 01:39:36,439 --> 01:39:40,279 friends that' s what Güey does and that' s why he threw a 1461 01:39:40,279 --> 01:39:44,239 car. But when he got tattooed in a sentence of something I already understood, 1462 01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:47,439 that' s like a rule that if you get tattooed, that a 1463 01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:50,920 sentence that you forget your friends and dick because you' re a shit and 1464 01:39:51,039 --> 01:39:57,920 the most forgotten, that is, if you need to remember is like the 1465 01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,840 footballers that says victory and joel ah so that they don' t forget the 1466 01:40:00,960 --> 01:40:05,800 kids go for a chingo Weys and to Chile the band that gets tattooed that 1467 01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:11,199 thust nowane and the dick that it' s not or asshole Cabron, you 1468 01:40:11,319 --> 01:40:14,119 don' t know that wey wey we don' t stop trusting Güey. 1469 01:40:14,199 --> 01:40:18,079 If you live with Nike' s slogan phases and those blowjobs yes güey, 1470 01:40:18,439 --> 01:40:21,960 because Chile, if it' s five, tacos for ten pesos, because 1471 01:40:23,680 --> 01:40:26,600 if it' s one day, one day, I' m going to 1472 01:40:27,039 --> 01:40:30,840 have the ability I wish I let you r is that those to me embolden 1473 01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:36,000 my sleeves, for example, so when you have the freedom that I' 1474 01:40:36,079 --> 01:40:38,560 m tattooing, because my body pinch, canvas and I look good dick. 1475 01:40:39,439 --> 01:40:45,159 But when the band gets tattooed so that others find out and or want to 1476 01:40:45,199 --> 01:40:48,640 tell them it' s like that I' m like there was a programmer 1477 01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:51,079 that defines this phrase and that the bato always. This is the phrase that 1478 01:40:51,159 --> 01:40:55,800 defines me güey. If you look at güey, it says here it' 1479 01:40:56,560 --> 01:40:59,840 s my mantra and it says wey let me local partner me josa Fewok. 1480 01:41:00,399 --> 01:41:05,159 My body needs ink chingas to your tempt mother wey I tell you one thing 1481 01:41:05,279 --> 01:41:10,800 that to me, in particular, I was curious about the güeyes that put 1482 01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:15,960 on piercing that even the I you saw a normal bato and then put on 1483 01:41:16,039 --> 01:41:20,720 piercing. The next day I was dressed differently like that prickly piece of staple 1484 01:41:20,840 --> 01:41:25,159 colera and I opened his trust and they said you' re already someone different. 1485 01:41:25,239 --> 01:41:28,640 You' re not just any asshole or the band that tattoos that resilience 1486 01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:30,119 and cock and but if you tattoo it that well, kid that you didn 1487 01:41:30,199 --> 01:41:34,039 ' t even have the balls to hold a fucking güey needle and you want 1488 01:41:34,239 --> 01:41:39,840 to talk to me about güey resilience or the pussies that get like this a 1489 01:41:39,880 --> 01:41:43,840 little hilito like that an infinity here that you don' t mam you want 1490 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:45,680 there to be immediately güey when you' re a teenager, you realize the 1491 01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:49,520 old one that loves it, the one that puts an infinity here is that 1492 01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:55,000 needs attention, but the one that had on their backs low a few güey 1493 01:41:55,079 --> 01:42:00,960 eyes to cover the carnal stars and you tell the truth tattoos of mantras that 1494 01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:03,439 connect these parts, that is to lower train. You know this is Mamadon, 1495 01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:08,640 it' s Mom where I draft on the first date, and it 1496 01:42:08,880 --> 01:42:17,520 ' s this gonorrhea and Mom where burr is s gets to high school, 1497 01:42:18,600 --> 01:42:21,039 hunts down the race and dayana I' m gonna miss you. We' 1498 01:42:21,159 --> 01:42:26,760 re the girlfriends whore- cut whore who gets the dick. You' re 1499 01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:29,680 going to give yourself a government one. I go to Tech those separations in 1500 01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:34,359 sad high school when you know flat out that the nerdillo is going to have 1501 01:42:34,399 --> 01:42:38,439 scholarship in the TEC s in the Tech and logo already liked the ure and 1502 01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:44,159 you will cebu the UVM UVM to the UVM in summits and the dick with 1503 01:42:44,239 --> 01:42:48,680 one with a pinche malameter. If on the subway you' re also going 1504 01:42:49,600 --> 01:42:56,119 to find your future girlfriend who' s going to make you a wey with 1505 01:42:56,119 --> 01:42:58,560 one of the inter- Americans. No, no, the game doesn' 1506 01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:01,000 t start in the prepa already to the dick and the cucumbers fight, because 1507 01:43:01,359 --> 01:43:05,159 I give you a laptop and you sign up ea is already there. Keizer, 1508 01:43:05,920 --> 01:43:09,840 I remember that when I started going to good, I graduated high school 1509 01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:13,920 from that and I was opening the Tech millenium Towers and giving you a laptop. 1510 01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:17,399 If you described yourself as good. I mean, it was a good 1511 01:43:17,399 --> 01:43:21,960 incentive,' cause that face that techmilanium gives you a laptop. Several compass 1512 01:43:23,039 --> 01:43:26,720 signed up That' s why Güey and I came out with the laptop, 1513 01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:30,359 ran them, and one gave him full of mucus. I couldn' t 1514 01:43:30,439 --> 01:43:32,399 even chop his pal mouse. He had no hair on his back. The 1515 01:43:32,520 --> 01:43:42,039 space bar sounded like fresh, just as h listened to you on a mattress 1516 01:43:42,159 --> 01:43:45,359 when you were pressed, shaded to see and a little game came out. 1517 01:43:45,439 --> 01:43:49,199 So on the outside. But hey, but it' s cruel because we 1518 01:43:49,319 --> 01:43:51,720 all had that time where I made your camera, uh, Roberto, Chilean, 1519 01:43:53,119 --> 01:43:55,479 even if you had in Apodaca. I' m looking at St Peter 1520 01:43:55,479 --> 01:43:59,680 ' s. We' re gonna keep seeing your dad. I' ll 1521 01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:02,159 tell my uncles. I love them very much at two weeks. We' 1522 01:44:02,199 --> 01:44:04,840 re gonna get together. It' s just that I' m already hanging 1523 01:44:04,880 --> 01:44:10,039 out with the wey racers that that' s the one I' m going 1524 01:44:10,159 --> 01:44:14,520 to see, I' m going to get together I' m not going 1525 01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:16,079 to the wey race it was painful to hear it for many of the wey 1526 01:44:16,079 --> 01:44:17,399 preparation what the restaurant was called. They changed me, she tells me. 1527 01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:21,920 They told him that I was in the square party of Agustín Bill something like 1528 01:44:21,960 --> 01:44:26,600 this, Dad the Popes Vill I met with the comrades and we went to 1529 01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:30,640 the nandas and the coffee Iguanas and suddenly we go to the popes Bills and 1530 01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:33,960 I WEY where it happens is that I go with those of my career wey 1531 01:44:34,039 --> 01:44:38,039 for the popes Vill has not let me enter the Pope Vilanse then that no, 1532 01:44:38,399 --> 01:44:40,319 because I do remember that it was and I went to the coffee Wano 1533 01:44:40,319 --> 01:44:42,560 wey was good place. That one was fresh. There was also the one 1534 01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:45,479 that was going voice to him Iban Bostes and then later I said no more 1535 01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:46,479 I do not meet with him. Because the batos were coming together. Oh 1536 01:44:46,520 --> 01:44:50,479 wey is colder, and they accepted you into a good pear. It was 1537 01:44:50,840 --> 01:44:54,760 at that stage. It was that I remember my mom yor or when they 1538 01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:58,760 accepted me on the CD a good school. There' s lagoni' s 1539 01:44:58,800 --> 01:45:01,119 dick what a fart and shit, but then you can see that a band 1540 01:45:01,239 --> 01:45:06,520 fucker went to other prepas just like not so fucking and shitty, but because 1541 01:45:06,600 --> 01:45:10,119 they didn' t accept them in the one they loved you. Güey, 1542 01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:15,760 So, that' s where these little relics start, too, because even 1543 01:45:15,680 --> 01:45:19,840 if you are, for example, in many were at seven o' clock 1544 01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:23,760 at seven, which is also fine, Verga has a lot of level, 1545 01:45:24,079 --> 01:45:27,359 but they had presented to enter the SIDEV and from there they didn' t 1546 01:45:27,359 --> 01:45:30,079 give him. We played fut against them. Güey and I remember, I 1547 01:45:30,119 --> 01:45:32,720 sent you a hug from a chingo band. I met at seven weys but 1548 01:45:33,279 --> 01:45:38,159 there was that mommy since there were several people who had wanted to come in 1549 01:45:38,239 --> 01:45:39,920 here and the fuck hadn' t come in, they hadn' t come 1550 01:45:39,920 --> 01:45:42,039 in. And you do, then, yes, well, I have a 1551 01:45:42,039 --> 01:45:44,680 dog. And if you didn' t go to 2 o' clock or 1552 01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:47,720 if you didn' t go to 15 o' clock, at 15 o 1553 01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:51,039 ' clock, Florida also in a downtown high school that' s almost that 1554 01:45:51,079 --> 01:45:53,399 uni game because, well, you put the prepas you want to be in. 1555 01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:57,960 Room three Güey there are several sincere good endings in one of nine, 1556 01:45:58,239 --> 01:46:00,760 nine, from there I think, no, no, it' s not 1557 01:46:00,840 --> 01:46:03,720 from mitres, which one is behind the SAMS. Nine is nine, but 1558 01:46:03,720 --> 01:46:06,760 nine five isn' t, it' s behind the SAMS, it' 1559 01:46:08,039 --> 01:46:10,279 s my own. After that, good old ladies. I, when I 1560 01:46:10,359 --> 01:46:13,960 was pretty hot, I fucked an old lady. That' s where you 1561 01:46:14,039 --> 01:46:18,279 ' ll learn or j ge n the Good Okay. Gentlemen, uh, 1562 01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:28,239 compadre, what memories of being a teenager. I hope you liked the episode. 1563 01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:32,359 How long it lasted. Güey the a lo vergo, Güey, I 1564 01:46:32,439 --> 01:46:36,640 think it' s the longest episode we' ve ever recorded. Not Güey, 1565 01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:40,760 and then we don' t talk about teenage girls, my kings, 1566 01:46:40,760 --> 01:46:42,640 you suffer them. No, it' s just that we' re talking 1567 01:46:42,800 --> 01:46:45,680 about our adolescence, the Iñakis over there in Puebla, those who kick, 1568 01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:48,199 cock, cock. We can do the second part of teenagers, my kings, 1569 01:46:49,279 --> 01:46:51,159 things of my kings, and we' ve done things of my kingdom 1570 01:46:51,159 --> 01:46:55,000 to him. No, no, no, no, no, no, 1571 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1572 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1573 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1574 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1575 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1576 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1577 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1578 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1579 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1580 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1581 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1582 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1583 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1584 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1585 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1586 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1587 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1588 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1589 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1590 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1591 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1592 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1593 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1594 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1595 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1596 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1597 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1598 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1599 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1600 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1601 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1602 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1603 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:55,000 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1604 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:57,199 no No, and we don' t go to those junior kids. 1605 01:46:57,239 --> 01:47:00,640 But well Tijuana, hey you June, as it goes well, goes to 1606 01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:05,880 the Micha Dijuana. Let' s go to Tijuana which half of how many 1607 01:47:05,920 --> 01:47:12,000 tickets are half two thousand thousand three hundred. We' ve got a thousand 1608 01:47:12,319 --> 01:47:15,359 one hundred and fifty, okay, so we' re almost full, so 1609 01:47:15,359 --> 01:47:19,119 I don' t believe it. How they are to work no, what 1610 01:47:19,159 --> 01:47:25,520 a fucking not loredo ok chingón mexicana and how much it goes to a function. 1611 01:47:27,159 --> 01:47:32,000 Let' s go to the second change we kill. It moved by 1612 01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:36,000 June 8. It' s gonna be Friday. It' s loose I 1613 01:47:36,000 --> 01:47:39,600 say I know people are amputated, but a boy is missing. But it 1614 01:47:39,720 --> 01:47:43,319 moved to June why, because people were telling us nothing on Wednesday, because 1615 01:47:43,439 --> 01:47:45,239 we can' t go on and dick. This guy' s valid. 1616 01:47:45,279 --> 01:47:47,279 Wednesday' s ticket for that one is valid. Hey, it' s 1617 01:47:47,319 --> 01:47:49,479 gonna fill up. It' s gonna fill up, but raservar' s 1618 01:47:49,479 --> 01:47:54,079 gonna take it badly. But because it was Wednesday we didn' t move 1619 01:47:54,199 --> 01:47:56,520 to a date that went on a road trip. We' re going to 1620 01:47:56,560 --> 01:48:02,399 make more mentions so that on the 8th of June I' ll show the 1621 01:48:02,399 --> 01:48:03,840 good home. Let' s hope he' s coming to kill us. 1622 01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:05,760 They' re not asses, we' re not gonna take it the wrong 1623 01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:09,439 way. Let' s go if you have a great time. Whatever they 1624 01:48:09,479 --> 01:48:16,800 keep doing. We' re x Tucson and the BINIX Tubson bucker and the 1625 01:48:16,840 --> 01:48:26,720 date pediets burqueque. I' m remembering that if he leaves the gas, 1626 01:48:26,760 --> 01:48:30,279 he' ll turn on the house. But I' ve got electric stupe 1627 01:48:30,359 --> 01:48:31,880 already farting not bad anymore, uh, well, I had a great time. 1628 01:48:31,960 --> 01:48:36,239 Carnal also recalled yesterday' s things, yesterday' s things. Take 1629 01:48:36,319 --> 01:48:43,039 care of yourself, we love you kisses, we all have a teenager inside 1630 01:48:43,079 --> 01:48:47,640 and before we go remember in this sentence for all teenage kids put that trout 1631 01:48:47,640 --> 01:49:00,239 kid. There are several other noses.