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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to the Pidula Show. Sorry about the

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tea. You're not supposed to wear
a white teas. In my white teas,

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I was working out, so I
feared I come back do the show.

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Get ready for the first week at
June again the Pidula Show. We

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are consumable nonsense. But man,
I'm going through a lot of nonsense.

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My mom keeps slugging me, you
gotta leave your girlfriend. I go,

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I don't want to leave my girlfriend. I said, I know it's a

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crazy relationship, but I don't want
to leave her. She goes, you

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would be better off if you met
someone in church. I said, I

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don't want to meet anybody in church. She goes, do it. If

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you know my mom, she's pretty
persuasive. And after ten consecutive days of

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her calling me and trying to convince
me to go to a church to meet

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a woman, she won. So
I go to the church and I walk

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in and fortunately for me, they
were having confessions. And you know what,

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I noticed this beautiful blond woman walking
into the confessional. But the problem

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I had was she walked out within
fifteen seconds. Fifteen seconds. I'm thinking

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myself, how much fun. Can
this girl be fifteen seconds? So I

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said, no, man, I
need I need someone in that confessional for

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over two minutes, you know,
spilling her guts out. Yeah, so

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I'm thinking fifteen seconds, would you
do? Let's be father Fravson. I

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called my brother a jackass. No
even nuns. Nuns earned a confessional for

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over two minutes. It's insane.
Hey, and I have a confession to

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make. I watched BS three,
Changing the way you watch TV. Come

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on, man, NHL. Here
we go for Stanley Cup, the NBA

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Championship, the w NBA starting.
We have baseball. They have culture,

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entertainment, anything you want, spiritual
things, you know, check out be

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a street. Changing way you watch
TVV on Roku. Hey, I left

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the church and I thought to myself, you know what, I need to

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have a drink. So I go
to the bar and I'm sitting at the

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bar and I noticed this woman sitting
next to me. So I just said,

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what can I buy a drink?
She was sure? So I buy

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her drink and the bartender hands you're
a drink. She stands up, she's

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holding her drinks. She goes,
you know what, I think I'm gonna

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go sit with my friends. I
know what I said, I just bought

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you a drink. She goes,
I'm sorry, I said, sorry.

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She goes, Yeah, I'm gonna
go sit with my friends. So I

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slapped the drink out of her hand. That's right, I said, I'm

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sorry. You know what, The
only thing I was sorry for is I

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wasted a roofie. I say that. Yeah, I guess I can.

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Oh, man, Yeah, that's
the crazy stuff I have in my life.

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Well, all these things going on. But you know, if you

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check out GWO, you won't be
so crazy. The oblos and boris.

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They're crazy and are on YouTube and
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Comment Yes, cool world, order
b S three changing way you watch TV

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on Roku, GWO on YouTube,
and don't worry, Mike, I'm gonna

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mention YouTube on promo shorts. I
it's a homeless man, and for some

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reason I keep I don't know,
we're walking doing what the hell is going

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on? I ended up seeing all
these homeless people, but I didn't notice

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as homeless man. He stood out
far from any homeless person I've ever seen.

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He had a sign that was laminated. So I thought to myself,

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Hey, pretty smart guy. He
said, fasting and fasting back into his

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business. Well, you know,
I've been traveling quite a bit. You

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know, I'm on a road during
shows the different types of entertainers, and

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I spent a lot of time with
the hynotists. In fact, it was

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we were performing together for like thirty
days. I don't know about you guys,

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but for some reason, I keep
ironing shirts, clothes, whatever the

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hell, who knows. And finally
I gotta diet. This man, Ellen

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Jackson. He has this song about
it's half past twelve and I don't care.

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It's five o'clock somewhere, hay Allen
Jackson. Know your time zones,

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No, check it out, Ladies
and gentlemen, know your time zones.

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And finally, another little Johnny joke. English teacher, she asked the class,

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which tense is the sentence I am
beautiful, Little Johnny replies clearly past

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tense, Ladies and gentlemen. I'm
gonna say it again. You wake up.

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Thank you Jesus for the other day, Thank you Lord for another Thank

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you God for another day. Have
some gratitude, positive attitude. Make sure

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you laugh. The Podula Show on
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to like episodes fifty two fifty three
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Wayne doing our podcasts. You'll really
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consumable nonsense. Hey, live your
life, love your life. I got

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it going okay,