Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Pidula Show. Sorry about the
tea. You're not supposed to wear a white teas. In my white teas,
I was working out, so I feared I come back do the show.
Get ready for the first week at June again the Pidula Show. We
are consumable nonsense. But man, I'm going through a lot of nonsense.
My mom keeps slugging me, you gotta leave your girlfriend. I go,
I don't want to leave my girlfriend. I said, I know it's a
crazy relationship, but I don't want to leave her. She goes, you
would be better off if you met someone in church. I said, I
don't want to meet anybody in church. She goes, do it. If
you know my mom, she's pretty persuasive. And after ten consecutive days of
her calling me and trying to convince me to go to a church to meet
a woman, she won. So I go to the church and I walk
in and fortunately for me, they were having confessions. And you know what,
I noticed this beautiful blond woman walking into the confessional. But the problem
I had was she walked out within fifteen seconds. Fifteen seconds. I'm thinking
myself, how much fun. Can this girl be fifteen seconds? So I
said, no, man, I need I need someone in that confessional for
over two minutes, you know, spilling her guts out. Yeah, so
I'm thinking fifteen seconds, would you do? Let's be father Fravson. I
called my brother a jackass. No even nuns. Nuns earned a confessional for
over two minutes. It's insane. Hey, and I have a confession to
make. I watched BS three, Changing the way you watch TV. Come
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a street. Changing way you watch TVV on Roku. Hey, I left
the church and I thought to myself, you know what, I need to
have a drink. So I go to the bar and I'm sitting at the
bar and I noticed this woman sitting next to me. So I just said,
what can I buy a drink? She was sure? So I buy
her drink and the bartender hands you're a drink. She stands up, she's
holding her drinks. She goes, you know what, I think I'm gonna
go sit with my friends. I know what I said, I just bought
you a drink. She goes, I'm sorry, I said, sorry.
She goes, Yeah, I'm gonna go sit with my friends. So I
slapped the drink out of her hand. That's right, I said, I'm
sorry. You know what, The only thing I was sorry for is I
wasted a roofie. I say that. Yeah, I guess I can.
Oh, man, Yeah, that's the crazy stuff I have in my life.
Well, all these things going on. But you know, if you
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on Roku, GWO on YouTube, and don't worry, Mike, I'm gonna
mention YouTube on promo shorts. I it's a homeless man, and for some
reason I keep I don't know, we're walking doing what the hell is going
on? I ended up seeing all these homeless people, but I didn't notice
as homeless man. He stood out far from any homeless person I've ever seen.
He had a sign that was laminated. So I thought to myself,
Hey, pretty smart guy. He said, fasting and fasting back into his
business. Well, you know, I've been traveling quite a bit. You
know, I'm on a road during shows the different types of entertainers, and
I spent a lot of time with the hynotists. In fact, it was
we were performing together for like thirty days. I don't know about you guys,
but for some reason, I keep ironing shirts, clothes, whatever the
hell, who knows. And finally I gotta diet. This man, Ellen
Jackson. He has this song about it's half past twelve and I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere, hay Allen Jackson. Know your time zones,
No, check it out, Ladies and gentlemen, know your time zones.
And finally, another little Johnny joke. English teacher, she asked the class,
which tense is the sentence I am beautiful, Little Johnny replies clearly past
tense, Ladies and gentlemen. I'm gonna say it again. You wake up.
Thank you Jesus for the other day, Thank you Lord for another Thank
you God for another day. Have some gratitude, positive attitude. Make sure
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it going okay,