1 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:14,199 Cannon letter box, nobody sharking can correct? Pay that man eight dollars? 2 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:20,160 Where was the declaration of independent side at the bottom? Correct? Pay that 3 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:24,879 man nine dollars to God, it pays to be ignorant. Another half hour 4 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,679 and Radio's Vegas Hatch of Movies with Lula McConnell, George Shelton, Harry McNaughton, 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:38,640 don Novic's Rhythm, Butcher's and the Zaneus of the Zinnys, Tom Howard, 6 00:00:38,799 --> 00:00:42,399 Thank you, Johnny, and could even ladies and Yemen while Friday means 7 00:00:42,439 --> 00:00:46,280 fish. So here's that fishy quiz program again with a border experts who are 8 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:51,200 so dumb they think the steam shovel is used to shovel steam. Wor'st the 9 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,479 other celebrated author, mister har McNaught, who was just written the booking title 10 00:00:55,920 --> 00:01:00,479 Variety in Your Diet or everything comes to him who orders hash. But there 11 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,680 he is, mister Harry mccaughton. I have a poem, mister Howard, 12 00:01:03,719 --> 00:01:07,840 I imagine, yes, dedicated to miss McConnell. Oh fine, Lulu, 13 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:12,200 Lulu, will you get up mother? I'm not able, Lulu, Lulu, 14 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:19,959 you musket up? The horse wants to use the stable Oh, thanks, 15 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,159 we have a woman. Thanks, we have a woman who leads a 16 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,519 very conventional light. She follies all convention. A woman whose husband gave her 17 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:32,280 girdle away in the scrap drive. Now she's showing him for non support. 18 00:01:32,599 --> 00:01:37,400 There she is Miss Lola mcconnald'. Mister Howard, Yeah, I almost had 19 00:01:37,439 --> 00:01:41,000 an accident last week. You had an act. Me and my old man 20 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:45,159 had a fight and he threw me out of the second story window and I 21 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,239 landed on a pile of bricks. Oh, you landed on a pile of 22 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:51,200 brick. You don't look as if you've got hurt much. Oh, but 23 00:01:51,239 --> 00:01:55,599 it was just luck that pile of brick hadn't have been there right on the 24 00:01:55,719 --> 00:02:01,159 hearts in that Oh yeah, you'll yeah, all right. That's the other 25 00:02:01,239 --> 00:02:06,079 man who used to be nervous and jerky, but he isn't nervous anymore. 26 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:13,000 You've heard of Whistler's mother. Here, he is Frankenstein's father. Mister George 27 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,960 Shall say, you don't miss, I ain't been feeling so good lately. 28 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,479 Well that's good news, yes, good good news. Last week I sent 29 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:23,039 a specimen of my blood to Washington. Yeah, and I gotta let him 30 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:24,599 back. This morning he sent blood to Washington. How did they say? 31 00:02:24,759 --> 00:02:28,840 Well, wait, I'll read the Lena. Dear mister Shelton, we are 32 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,840 pleased to inform you that a patron has been granted you for your new spotry 33 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:38,759 mover while you have met the experts. Now, let's get on on the 34 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:42,840 program. Here's the first question for the evening in the new moving picture entitled 35 00:02:42,879 --> 00:02:46,159 Wilson, What is the name of the president? The movie is about? 36 00:02:46,719 --> 00:02:51,800 No help in the audience, please hard if I'm not too inquisitive. Was 37 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,719 he a president of the United States? A very good question, mister mcnot. 38 00:02:55,759 --> 00:03:00,280 Thank you. Yeah, I will answer that. That's right. Yeah, 39 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,599 but which one? There was a lot of present I can name them 40 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:06,800 all. Oh it was Washington. Yeah, there was Great. Yeah, 41 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:13,199 yeah, yeah there was Washington. You said Washington before I saw it with 42 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,319 Great? Say you you you remember Grant, don't you? Miss mcclonel. 43 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:20,199 Oh sure, I knew all my shopping in his door. Cut it up, 44 00:03:20,439 --> 00:03:23,639 please, you're shopping, bes's McConnell. Why don't you shut your mouth 45 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:27,360 now if you know I'm coming over there and shut it. Yeah, how 46 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,680 are you gonna get back? Well, let's get back to the question that's 47 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,280 about the movies. Once. It was a hard speaking about the movies. 48 00:03:34,319 --> 00:03:38,039 I have a horse that wants to join Metro Goldwin mayor Metro gold Man doesn't 49 00:03:38,039 --> 00:03:42,719 care about for Metro Goldvin. But he's crazy to meet one of the mayors. 50 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,800 That has nothing to do whatsoever with the question. I was in a 51 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,039 picture once, Okay, I was in love with the boy and he was 52 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:52,919 in love with me. I see who is the boy? Boris? Call 53 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,479 off? Let's get on there please. I took my girl and a picture, 54 00:03:55,479 --> 00:04:00,759 miss town. I took the name Romeo and Juliet the picture and Juliet, 55 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,439 Oh, yes, did you enjoy the kissen scene in the balcony? 56 00:04:02,599 --> 00:06:33,639 Yeah? But the Yusha put us out the pope. I don't all that 57 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:38,040 was ready? Fine? Boy? What I wish I could pick up a 58 00:06:38,079 --> 00:06:41,680 second handed organ someplace. I'd get rid of that orchestra. Well, here 59 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,639 is the next question. This question will require a great deal of thought, 60 00:06:45,759 --> 00:06:50,399 so listen very closely. Here it is the evening before November first, is 61 00:06:50,439 --> 00:06:57,279 called Halloween. Can you tell me what month this falls in? I'll concentrate 62 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,680 hard. I don't see anything very difficult about that. Christian Oh you don't. 63 00:07:00,079 --> 00:07:02,720 I'm glad to hear you say that it's about Halloween, isn't it. 64 00:07:02,759 --> 00:07:10,279 That's right? See that nothing to it. What's the next question? Hey, 65 00:07:10,439 --> 00:07:13,759 that's not that easy. You haven't answered this question. You told me 66 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,279 what the question was about. I want you to tell me the correct answer. 67 00:07:16,439 --> 00:07:20,800 I don't like Halloween. Oh cares lant Halloween? Somebody stolenar date? 68 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:38,759 Yeah? Did you take offense? I don't get it again. You know 69 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,920 I'll never forget Last Halloween. I got my nose broken on you it looks 70 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:46,920 good. Yeah, about two o'clock in the morning, I called up a 71 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:49,560 guy. I got him out of bed to answer the phone. Then I 72 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:54,800 said guess who? And I hung up good. Are you a rat? 73 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:57,879 I know he has, But I say, tell me, mister Sheldon, 74 00:07:57,879 --> 00:08:05,600 how did you get your nose broken? He guessed two. I know how 75 00:08:05,639 --> 00:08:09,800 I love Halloween. Last Halloween, I went around ringing doorbells, is it? 76 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,839 Yes? I sold three full of brushes. And then I went to 77 00:08:13,839 --> 00:08:16,639 a Halloween party and they served hot dogs, but they didn't have any meeting 78 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:20,399 them. Hot dogs without meeting them. Yes, you see, they were 79 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:28,439 hollowweenies. Helloo, wait a minute, what are you laughing at I took 80 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:35,039 a prince, they took a bad works. No, I'm trying against you 81 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:39,519 to a Let me have you out. Look, we have January, February, 82 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,759 March, afrom May, June, July, August, September. Now 83 00:08:41,879 --> 00:08:46,600 what comes after September February, which has twenty eight except Milwaukee, and that's 84 00:08:46,600 --> 00:09:07,440 in Wisconsin, West part glad to hear that time. All right, here's 85 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,480 where we have some help from the studio audience. We've invited two members of 86 00:09:09,519 --> 00:09:13,679 the audience up here in the stage. They can ask the experts a question. 87 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,879 If they get an intelligent answer, we give them the deed to the 88 00:09:16,879 --> 00:09:20,200 Pentagon Building in Washington. If they don't give them two tickets for last week's 89 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,679 broadcast. While Johnny, while Johnny is bringing our guests to the microphone, 90 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,799 let's have some music from our miss bit August. Last time this one's played 91 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:35,519 the donkeys serenade. The Monkeys went out on a sit down stripe. Here 92 00:09:35,559 --> 00:10:07,000 they are doctor Novic and his boiler makers playing port and Peasant. Yeah that's 93 00:10:07,159 --> 00:10:20,039 not I know at Preasant. Yeah, now that he has pick up the 94 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:37,919 instrument and every man for himself. God, I shot the guy, which 95 00:10:39,000 --> 00:11:37,320 is no more than they're in a rock bo I go, I'm play the 96 00:11:37,399 --> 00:11:46,679 leader krit why boy, if if that, if that was caught and peasant, 97 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:52,080 I'll take arsenic an old lady. I might announced at this point, 98 00:11:52,159 --> 00:11:56,080 Ladies and gentlemen, the Doctor Novik's orchestra can be hired out for hunt houses, 99 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,879 scattered turkeys, and empty theaters. Who was our first guest this evening? 100 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,120 The robberts our first guest night? Mister Howard is copping his mate, 101 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:13,480 first Class Earl Ballard of the United States Navy. Oh, how do you 102 00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:16,879 do? Earl Ballard? This isn't need a pleasure, and thank you a 103 00:12:16,879 --> 00:12:20,799 lot for coming up. Where's your hometown or oh, we're kind of curious. 104 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:26,159 Lake Tahoe, California. Lake Tahoe, California. My oh where California? 105 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:30,440 Yeah, lake Tallahoe. I brought that way, mister Sheldon, drop 106 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,799 in, drop yeah, Well we'll put cheese on my bread and call me 107 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:39,559 butter. Yeah. Are used to work in that town? Cut it out? 108 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,519 How many towns have you worked in? How many weeks have we been 109 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:45,759 on the air? Right, so I did? I worked in that town. 110 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,679 I was a dentist in the baker shop. You were a dentist in 111 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,360 the baker shop. I used to put the filling in the cream pumps. 112 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:58,519 My tough job, i'll mister Ballard. How long have you been in the 113 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:01,559 service, sir, the little two years? Two years? Congratulations. What 114 00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:05,519 did you do before you entered the service? I was a carpenter, Oh, 115 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:07,960 carpenter. While it's plain to see you're going to make a good sailor, 116 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,759 or you do make a good looking sailor rather, mister Howard. Yes, 117 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:15,399 I had a nice sailor on the on the beach last summer. That 118 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:18,440 summer he buried me in in the sam you know what he was. What 119 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:24,720 happened? Oh? I waited, wait three days, nothing happened, So 120 00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:28,120 I dug myself out. I see, that's why you made a mistake. 121 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,559 All right, let's get off here. Stop babbling by attention to our guest. 122 00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:35,240 Here are you in New York on the parlough? No, sir, 123 00:13:35,279 --> 00:13:39,480 I'm temporarily stationed here. Oh I see, I see that's fine. Well, 124 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,799 I might say, we are more than happy to have you with us 125 00:13:41,799 --> 00:13:46,399 here to see. What's your first name? Honey? Earl? Earl, 126 00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:50,559 earl? What's the cute name? Is it. I just love that namer. 127 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,919 Yes, Oh he's a kid. Can't do any man. You can 128 00:13:54,039 --> 00:14:03,080 just call me Bolivar. I'm always on time. Man. You gotta shape 129 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:13,840 like Big Ben two. You your talk? You are worn out pipe cleaner? 130 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,000 Why you're so said when you got off? Why they use you to 131 00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:22,159 cut the cake with? Will you reach into the dun got them to got 132 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:24,840 a question for us, earl, and would you be kind enough to read 133 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:28,120 the question when you get a hold of one, Just take good time and 134 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,399 read it writing the microphone. If you will please name three wild animals found 135 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,279 in the United States. That's a very good question. I think it's too 136 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:39,440 intelligent for this program, though, Name three wild animals found in the United 137 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,080 States. Now, I'll give you a hint. It's rather a difficult questions 138 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,279 at trying to help you. There's the city of New York State named after 139 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:52,600 one city in New York State. I got it, syrac Killer, I 140 00:14:52,639 --> 00:14:56,039 said, wild animals. Surih Jus is not a wild animal, that's right. 141 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:01,240 I'm thinking of dan dangoroos a wild animal. I saw one of them 142 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:05,320 up at the zoo. You did, really a dangaroos? Well, there 143 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,159 was a shine on the cage, he said, don't feed the animals. 144 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:16,799 Dangaroos dangle mischella, May I inform you I've really seen better heads on the 145 00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:22,440 end of bumberellas dangeruze. Let's get on with the question three wild animals. 146 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,840 The one I'm trying to get is the one that has his picture on the 147 00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:28,600 Buffalo nickel. Now what is his name? Now, if we only had 148 00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:33,200 a nickel, we can find out, Miss McConnell. Let me ask you 149 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:37,200 something, is maccone, You played the good money theaters all over the country 150 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,559 in your time, haven't you? Yes, sir, did you ever play 151 00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:45,000 Shay's theater in Buffalo? Oh? Sure, my Shay? Yeah, Grand 152 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,960 Persons Tower. He was a fine man. Then what town was his theater? 153 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:54,279 In Toronto? Katana? Hello, I agree with you. There was 154 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:58,080 a Shay theater in Toronto, But that's not the one I mean. That 155 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,279 was ratten by mister Shay's brother Jerry. What I'm talking about is the one 156 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:07,039 in New York State. Well, I'm say at a theater in Buffalo, 157 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,519 New York. Now fine, Now what is the name of the animals Who's 158 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:15,000 head Canada? Look, Miss McConnell, I'll admit that's close. But stay 159 00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:18,960 out of Canada. Why, what's the matter with Canada? There's nothing the 160 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,320 matter with Canada. What are you telling people who stay out of it? 161 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,320 Form, I didn't not really want to stay out of Canada. You certainly 162 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:29,759 did. I heard you with my own eye. That's how you talk with 163 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:33,519 your ears. So look, he is a great country. You're dear telling 164 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,639 people stay out of Canada. Look, you're gonna get a lot of letters 165 00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:40,720 on that remark. All right, say lest the new chief. As I 166 00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:44,279 told no person to stay out of Canada, you're told, Miss McConnell, 167 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:49,200 what tea is the person? Oh? I'm not well, what am I? 168 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,840 Even the quiz kids couldn't anchal that? But let's set down. You're 169 00:16:53,919 --> 00:17:00,159 rocking the studio here. I think you know, mister mister Howell, I 170 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:02,559 mean, after all, oh boy, that's not the proper way to spare 171 00:17:02,679 --> 00:17:04,160 the spread the good neighbor policy, you know, but that I mean, 172 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,920 you can't do it that way telling people to stay out of Canada. You 173 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,279 fold mead, Canada is our allied. Yeah. Look please, All I'm 174 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:15,880 trying to find out is the name of this animal. Look at the big 175 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:21,240 bumpy, big bulky body. It has a large shaggy head, lobbled when 176 00:17:21,279 --> 00:19:21,000 it walked. Now went back to miss mccamble again. God, I will 177 00:19:22,519 --> 00:19:26,039 thank you, Doctor Ramick. That was real, ain't fun? Who are 178 00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:27,640 we next, mister Roberts plea, Well next, mister Holb. We have 179 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:32,559 a very lovely young lady, Miss Dorothy Jarvis of the Cadet Nursed Card. 180 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:40,680 Wow, good evening, Miss Jovis. This is indeed a pleasure, and 181 00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:42,559 thank you also for coming up. How do you feel, miss Jovis? 182 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,240 I'm just fine. Thank you, Well, you certainly do look at that. 183 00:19:45,279 --> 00:19:48,160 We're very glad to have you with us. How long have you been 184 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,200 in the service a little over a year. Well, congratulations to you. 185 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:57,200 Dear telling people, I'm not going to speak to you again, mister Sheldon. 186 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:02,119 There are the people in Canada who talk to you. They no attention 187 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,960 to the experts, Miss Javis. We'll be putting them back on their plate 188 00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:07,160 pens in a minute. Now. Where's your hometown? Would you care to 189 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:12,440 tell us Queen's Dodge or Queens Village? Well in Canada, mister, No, 190 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:15,160 that's not in Canada. Nice Town, you know, nice Town, 191 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:19,000 Queen's Village, Yes it is. I know it. Well. They have 192 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:22,839 a lot of beautiful things in that town. They have. They've all got 193 00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:29,960 boyfriendst What did you do before you entered the service? I worked in the 194 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,279 post office in Queens Village, Jamaica, or in Jamaica, that's closer, 195 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,440 Queen Village. Were in the post office in Jamaica. You didn't play post 196 00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:42,119 well, no, no, mister hard you know a funny thing. You're 197 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:45,839 talking post offices. I I I nailed a letter this morning, you know, 198 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,119 and it was it was raining, you see, So if I put 199 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,559 the stamps inside the envelope, that's a good thought. I didn't want them 200 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,400 to get wet. No, I can't say that. It would be no 201 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,960 good if they got wet. I'm hopefully quick, you know. Yeah, 202 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:02,039 yeah, yeah, Look miss jovis attention. What were your duties in the 203 00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:06,759 post office? Did you make it? You? Did you apartment or registered 204 00:21:06,839 --> 00:21:11,680 letters? Yeah? I've seen people you put the stamps on letters? Do 205 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,599 you put the stamps on the letter before it comes in or after you get 206 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,160 the No, you couldn't do that. I'm on. Nick Laughton's got me 207 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:22,039 that way. We're very very glad to have you with us. Would you 208 00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:25,920 reach into the dunge cap there and pick out a question for us. Please, 209 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,480 any question get a hold of and would you be kind enough to read 210 00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:33,839 the question? How many two cents stamps are there? In a dozen? 211 00:21:33,079 --> 00:21:37,359 How many? Well that that's a good question. That seems that's funny that 212 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,799 you should pick a question like glad being in the post office looks like it 213 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,720 was a put up job. Well maybe it is. Let us get on 214 00:21:42,839 --> 00:21:45,400 here. How many stamps are there in a dozen? Oh, that's an 215 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,720 easy one. Give me a pencil, somebody, and wait a minute. 216 00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:52,079 Thanks. You don't want an adding machine, do you? No? No, 217 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,839 no, I can figure it out just the pence you show me alone. 218 00:21:56,039 --> 00:22:00,240 All right, you don't need a pencil to figure that out. I 219 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,319 gotta have some to figure it out where. Okay, use your hand. 220 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,880 Let's get on here with a face and miss McDonald calling me up. Oh 221 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,519 yeah, that's a pleasure, Miss McCartan. Can you tell us how many 222 00:22:11,559 --> 00:22:14,960 two cents stamps are there? And a dozen? Rather? Yes, wholesale 223 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,440 on retail. Look, that doesn't make a bit of difference. No, 224 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,839 wait a minute, that's the Connells. Are you good at aristmetic? Am 225 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,680 I there? Your rhythmetic. Yeah, yeah, am I then you ath 226 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:33,559 well? Are you? No? No? But the hard you know, 227 00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:36,119 I'm very good at arithmetic hens when I went to school. I want a 228 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,039 prize for arithmetic? You want a prize for aristo? Oh? Yes, 229 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,559 lovely thing. Teacher asked me how much? Two times twenty one? Yes? 230 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:47,880 And what was your answer? On the spur of the moment, without 231 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,759 thinking, I said thirty four? Yeah. You should have thought a little 232 00:22:51,759 --> 00:22:53,200 bit, because that's wrang, I know, but I was closer to it 233 00:22:53,279 --> 00:23:00,279 than anyone else in the class. Mister Sellon, how you making eye there? 234 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,559 Have you got the answer? Figured it out? Yet? But I 235 00:23:02,559 --> 00:23:03,799 almost? Don't rush me now? Oh no, no, take it. 236 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,480 I can't. I've got ten different answers here. All you're doing great? 237 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,839 Yeah, oh I'm doing grand. Yeah, if you give me time or 238 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,640 getting more? Which one would you like? Which one would I like? 239 00:23:14,759 --> 00:23:18,720 Yeah? Which one do you like? Mister Shepard? Them all they all 240 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:22,680 look good to me? Heady ALLOK for it? Fine, But suppose you 241 00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:25,720 picked me out the one that is right? I haven't got to that one 242 00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:29,559 yet. I haven't got Let's take a little more time, Okay, let 243 00:23:29,599 --> 00:23:32,599 me get an algebray. What's that I'm gonna do it by your algebray. 244 00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:37,279 Yeah, you're taking a long cut, an't you? That is you wanna 245 00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:40,160 take a bus or something. Let's get on there. Listen McNaughton. How 246 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:44,519 much is six and six? Let's see six and six twelve? Six and 247 00:23:44,599 --> 00:23:47,839 six? Oh no, no, six and six can't be twelve? No, 248 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,279 you're right, but eight and four twelve? Fine? Look, let's 249 00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:56,000 leconum next time you go out and buy a hat where you kind of get 250 00:23:56,039 --> 00:23:57,160 one with a head in it. Ye, yeah, do that when you 251 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:02,440 please, mister Shell. Are you still figuring? Yeah, ye're still figuring. 252 00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:03,119 Yeah, I say, you know, in a minute, I'll have 253 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:08,359 a good three horse polly. Let's get on there. Imagine I had to 254 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,880 get three people who never went to school. Co was hard? Oh no, 255 00:24:12,039 --> 00:24:15,599 I went to school, old boy, and I'm not there doing a 256 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,079 blackout. You want, I'll never forget my school days? Well, I 257 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,440 remember the day my teacher made me turn my face to the walls. Yeah, 258 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:29,039 what happened? Hagata broke? Please, mister McGrath, look, let's 259 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,640 try and get this answer for the young lady. The young lady was kind 260 00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:33,720 enough to come up there. So let's try and get the answer for a 261 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,960 question. Help me go back to the halloween. Never made a halloween? 262 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:41,640 How are you making out, mister Sheldon? I got it. I got 263 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,759 it good. You mean you got the answer to the question. Yeah, 264 00:24:44,960 --> 00:26:45,799 Buffalo, Buffalo, New York. Anything school. I'm still about the moment. 265 00:26:47,599 --> 00:26:49,240 I'd like to remind our listeners at this point. The next week, 266 00:26:49,279 --> 00:26:52,680 we're having as our special guest that Charley Boot. Yes, I know, 267 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,799 because that's naughty. I'm having Charlie Boots for dinner. You're having Shirley Booth 268 00:26:56,839 --> 00:27:02,039 for dinner. Huh. I thought you were going to have roast beef Shirley 269 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,480 Booth. Boy do I love? Oh? I wish I had my tusio. 270 00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:07,920 I'd wear it. Where is it? Oh? I loaded to my 271 00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:11,400 cousin about a year ago. No, you did. Why don't you try 272 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,759 and get it back? Oh? I'm not going to dig him up just 273 00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:32,720 for that now, Folks, you know what we mean when we say or 274 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:47,519 music here. I wish our sponsored would spend a few more dollars a year 275 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:55,079 or one day, as I was walking down the avenue, I met a 276 00:27:55,359 --> 00:28:03,039 funny fellow with a funny he didn't have a brain cell working in his head, 277 00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:07,839 but he was very happy. And this is what he said. It 278 00:28:08,039 --> 00:28:14,279 paid to be ignorant. This is the Armed Forces radio circuit. It pay 279 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:21,119 should be ignorant, just like me. If best not to know too much, 280 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,480 be a dope. Your IQ shouldn't show too much, your brain shouldn't 281 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,519 grow too much weight And thing, I took my girl to dinner. We 282 00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:37,200 had a wonderful team. They had to give my girl the check because I 283 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,599 couldn't read. So you see, it pay to be ignorant, have no 284 00:28:41,759 --> 00:28:45,559 brain, be insane, just beginning to be. It paid to be ignorant, just like