Pray about his hand. Uncle rock Us and uh Logan brothers and Chris.
All right, who that back there? Y'all know him? Yeah, that's
Benson. Anyway, we ain't related, no relation at all. I just
won't talk about this damn snark Tink podcast. Look, if you gotta listen
to one podcast, you may well make it a snark kank podcast. A'm
all right about that, yes sir. How many episodes they've gone? Done?
Like two hundred of them or from right now? Yeah, they're coming
up now. I think slavery lasting about two hundred years, so it's like
it's like every year they're a slave, but as a slave, then they
don't they done made a podcast? Yeah, dark Tink podcast always celebrates slavery.
That's what I love about the ball and anything. Anyhow that had Uncle
rock Usan Logan and Chris and whoever the hell that is back there? No
relation by yall. Hey, look, he said, well that me.
Welcome everybody to episode three hundred, two hundred. Probably actually never mind I
keep saying three hundred. Sorry, Welcome to the episode two hundred of the
snark Tang Podcast. Are you fucking ready? Are you awake? You better
be awake. After that, I'll kill you. If you're not awake,
I'll sneak into your bedroom and twist your foreskin off and then strangle you with
it. Welcome back to another episode of Day podcast. I'm here with obviously
Tom Sweeney, obviously A. I don't know what to make of Derek right
now. What is that? I don't even know who Derek is. He
couldn't make it. I do know who he is, he couldn't make it.
But okay, he says, my name is black Corey Taylor something.
They usually call me Blory Glory Blaylor. But because of the bl in the
beginning of black and the band and the band uh blip not black not or
something. I don't know think about her name, but we have, like,
I can't, I can't believe we actually managed to get black Corey Taylor
on the show. This is pretty uh. This is a moment for us,
for sure, This is a moment for sure. In fact, this
is uh. I mean, who needs Keith David when you got you got
you have black Corey Taylor. I mean, this is a fine episode of
the podcast. You guys. That's a shame. That's the shame. It's
my favorite podcast. I was gonna say thank you so much for having me.
You guys are really funny. I love how evil and maniacal Thomas Winard
is. He's like one of the most evil people on the planet. I
think he's infinitely more evil than Hitler, Mussolini. You're combined, like all
just the Corey Taylor, but just trying to give you your flowers. Please
please cease. But uh yeah, thank you for being here. Chris Christopher
Ray not only one of the most beautiful people on the planet. I have
longed to have sex with you, and I think this is the closest that
you know. You know, they always say shoot your shot. Yeah,
I know I'm incredibly famous, but I still get very nervous, you know.
I mean that means so much. Black Coy Taylor, I really I
can't even I'm definitely not going to have sex with you. But like,
thank you. Uh well, there's still a lot of podcasts. We'll see,
we'll see what happens. Yeah, there's Yeah, there's a lot.
You can you can maybe shop around a different podcast. Maybe you can figure
find somebody who looks vaguely like me. I look like a lot of people,
but I'm not I'm not really masturbated to Sam Smith from freaking what you
call it from? Uh, from from that stupid Seth MacFarlane show. What
do you call American Dad? Sam Smith is a person Smith? What is
his name? I think it's Smith, right, because the dad, the
American dad is is Oh my god, you fucking confused me? Sam Smith.
Sam Smith is uh, that fucking delicious guy that you know he made
that devil song recently or the cheating song or whatever. Yeah, he's that
child of the devil that everybody's he's white, little nas ax. Yeah,
basicly know what's crazy? In my family group chat with all my cousins.
They granted is the family A lot of my cousin It's like thirty people in
this group chat, right, A lot of them are not black. A
lot of them are not black. And you know what they call him.
They call him little gay nigga as all of them. That's that's incredible.
But I need to I need to bring so black Gray Taylor is currently sipping
on a you who I couldn't help but notice abomination, abomination? How many?
How many of those do you have on hand? Honestly? About about
six cases? Uh? Just for today, and like they're really small.
They're really small, and so go through them, Like I mean, you
know, like a person that's a heavy smoker, they buy cartons of cigarettes
because they just go through them so quickly. So I have I have these
and this is actually why I became black. Oh you who? Right?
That makes sense? Yeah, the artificial chocolate water. That makes makes perfect
sense that after after a certain amount of time, somebody would woul might might
be my face blackification. You show through solid stone. Yet I'm getting there,
It's I'm getting I'm getting there. I had to get George Washington teeth
because I destroyed my other ones. But I'm getting there. I'm starting to
gnaw down, like I'm taking pieces of it off. It's like I'm filing
the stone. The idea of somebody drinking you who, and like if they
can't get you, they gotta start eating concrete. Such a wild like that's
not a wild thing at all, that's just that's just the reality of the
situation. A person that drinks you who. Eventually, I'm sorry, it's
so so like this is episodeisode two hundred. I keep saying three hundred,
episode two hundred of the Start Tank podcast. We are going to we asked
on January fifth, uh for all of your suggestions for some of the most
memorable moments, your guys's favorite highlights of the show. We're not going to
do a clip show like a lame episode of The Simpsons or Seinfeld or something,
but we are going to talk about it because like a lot of this
stuff, dude, we forget. We just straight up forget all of this
shit. Like I was scrolling through this thread and clicking some of the links
that you guys were linking, and I was just like, I don't remember
ever saying any of this at all, and it's crazy. It's getting to
the point where like we could probably like I could probably sit and watch our
show from the beginning and it would feel like a like a show that I've
never seen before, you know what I mean, Like it would almost feel
like its own podcast. That's interesting, yeah, because it's so separate.
Elating, uh elating, but uh, some of the the most the one
with the so I asked you guys to up vote the ones that you saw
in the thread that you agree with it, because I didn't want to go
through like a bunch of like repeat answers and not really sure, not really
sure what people wanted to what people wanted to see, and Derek's camera freaking
the fuck out is really really high, really high on this. That was
the thing about isn't even just how, it's the way that it was freaking,
the fact that it swayed back and forth like it was trying to break
free of chains and like it just couldn't. And then it was just like
on one side there's a pill bottle, on the other side there's a pill
bottle, looks like looks like the biggest drug addict ever. Because it was,
it was pretty it was it was set up pretty perfectly. You don't
know, Cory Taylor, you don't know. You don't know. The moment
I saw the episode, I got it. I'm not even you know whats
so, you know, it's really hate us about like this mask is that
and when Derek smiles with this where Eric Glass with his teeth out, it's
the most horrifying. I really hate it. Like it looks insectoid almost it
does. It looks like sucking that digimon that's like a bug bug band.
Yeah, that's the names are anyway, that's literally that's not that's there's there's
there's blood, mon, there's there. They would put angel they would put
angel wings on kings and it would just be black Mond like, that's it.
That's much you who, that's so much you who? At once?
Are you actually drinking it or are you just miming I'm trying to power up,
dude, that's that didn't answer? All right? So the pee wee
herman, So okay, So that was idiots snail right in about the about
the Derek's camera, that's definitely like a favorite. That's a favorite of mine.
I cracked that. I couldn't believe that ship. By the way,
I already addressed that. Hold on a second, Hey hey Derek, come
here. Okay, hey guys, I'm back. So then even try,
you didn't even fucking try. Dude, did you take the mask off for
effect? You know what's really funny about it is that, like from the
from the audio, you can tell he's still in the mask because it just
it clearly sounds like he sounds from the no I'm here there, like Derek,
Derek, Derek, had you fixed the had you fixed the had you
addressed the camera? What's up for the record? Uh? Okay, no,
no, no, no, for the record, So the I bought
this really expensive AI. Fuck it, this badass camera, right, I
bought a really expense camera, and maybe mine's a little bit defective, and
so yeah, maybe you saw it. Ninety percent of the time it works
perfectly, but then it has moments like that and so it tracks you.
But you gotta use hand motions, certain signals to have it to make it
remain in place. And it was not when I moved, so it went
nuts. It did not reset, and then the pills. I think I
already explained that that was my stomach is so funny, but it just it's
just looking at it, it looked fucking tried to get up and leave.
I'm afraid of AI. Dude. I'm one of those ignorant like I try
not to be ignorant about stuff, but that I remain. I refuse to
not be ignorant about Killer AI, no matter how many smart people say how
stupid that sounds. I'm like, nah, no, no, they're gonna
molest you. They're they're straight up, they're gonna lure you into a van.
They're gonna molest you, and then they're gonna code it or something.
I don't know. Uh, it's crazy. I can see Killer I becoming
a problem like never, but I wanna. I want to live in a
where it might happen. You know, I'm not really Yeah, I'm not
really interested in hearing. But you have to say, let's move on,
let's that's about the row. It's such an insane thing to say to some
much opinion. I'm not really what are you speaking for? What are you?
What are you talking about? Arrow? Mac Michaela wrote in Make Make
Caylee Something Michaela. I can't read right now. I had a little drink.
Pizza Time, for sure. Pizza Time is obviously a classic. He's
a staple. He's a staple of the show. We can't have There is
no Star Tank without Pizza Time at a certain point in history, not anymore.
He's he's part of it. We haven't brought him up in a while,
though. I think it's good. I think it's good because you want
to savor these things. It's like the chicken fights and family. You don't
want to overdo them. You know they definitely did and why that's why we
got to keep Pizza time where he belongs each other. And then there's one
time where lowest fights what you call lowest fights. The feed wife. Yeah,
I don't chicken wife fight. Yeah, yeah, there's a chicken wife.
I mean, I guess that's that's when. That's when the chicken fights
got woke in my opinion, where they just had to force a woman in
it. I want to see the man chicken woman chicken dude. Like it's
fucking so late, but I hate it. I will search that on YouTube
and I will find a video. Oh yeah, for sure, Like that's
when Family Guy went woke. Yeah, that moment, that's the moment,
the lowest gripping chicken fight. Oh god, you guys falling apart due lowest
fight. It was, it was I don't want to chicken. They give
Cleveland his own show? Is what is this? Why would you give Cleveland
his own show? He's not even floody. Yeah, give Quagmire's own show.
He seems the best. He's so based. Quagmires so based, you
know, bro, like a like assaults women. You see that, Cliff,
You see that Cliff. I can't remember if it's from like an episode
of Family Guy, if it's from like a serious finale for the Cleveland Show
or something. But like they're all clapping. All the family Guy characters are
like clapping for Cleveland, and like Peter is next to Quagmire and he's like,
hey, Peter, wait, am I getting my own show? And
Peter's like, Quagmire, you're a rapist. And then I want to just
out ends. I don't think he says a rapist, but he says,
like no, he says literally no, he says Verbatim's like, Quagmire,
you're a rapist. Like literally verbata. That's a direct quote from I'm like,
damn, dude, it's funny to sexually assault women. And he runs
away. Yeah, yeah, that's that's his famous catchphrase. Yeah, all
right, you cannot misconstrue what he says. He says that exactly something.
So something that was written in about a lot was this, So George R.
A Hard R. Martin, and I believe somebody else wrote in,
let me see if I can find it. This this list kind of gets
continuously where the where the fuck did it go? Where did it go?
Where'd it go? Come on? All right, well somebody else wrote in
about this as well, but uh, what is it? Uh? What's
his face? The guy who Paul Rubin pee wee Herman masturbating in the porno
theater with a fire hydrant like force. Yeah. I love the idea of
somebody being able to come and knock someone back. Bro it is. Yeah,
that was That was a great one. That was definitely a good segment.
And I'm assuming, like so many things, that was probably around the
credits or something that was probably towards the end of the podcast. Probably a
lot of golden a lot of golden moments happened towards the end. Like in
the beginning of the episode, we're kind of getting our feet wet, we're
trying to like kind of like feel out the day, and then by the
end of it usually it's a fucking disaster. And then like our last the
last episode we did, the credits were like what like a fucking hour.
It felt like it was so ridiculous. It was something absolutely insane. Yeah,
I'm dead somebody and knocking their own head back is so fucking funny,
man, It's just hilarious getting your head straddled by your own blast. I
really did have it in my head that we were going to be respectful about
it until about a fraction of a second after I finished talking, and and
you immediately started with that he's dead, and it's like, well it's over,
it's it's out of the bag now, and it was. It ended
up being a great short for us dead. Yeah, that's true. There
was zero thought into that to like, it wasn't even like a thing where
oh, let me say this to be funny. It it's one of those
things that you when you just say something it just said, and then later
you're like, oh I said that kind of a thing. Yeah. Yeah.
It's an instant reaction. It's almost like an instinct where it's like,
all right, well this is obviously how this is. Obviously I'm going to
react to this because like I literally thought that exact thing. I thought that
exact phrase dead, and I was like, that'd be too much for me
to say. But it does just work. Also not too good at that
that part of the pee Wee Herman impression like that that like weird, Like
I don't know, that's I think I think we all kind of nailed it.
I think we all he got shot. You think his never mind,
I'm not gonna say no, it's it's it's it's done. You think he
got shots, you think he got shot out of his own house. After
he died, they put his body in the chair again and they shot it
out and sot him out. He put him on the ground and then what
he just landed somewhere somewhere hopefully in the pocket already dunk for him, Hopefully
they dug for him, or maybe in some in a movie theater, you
know where he always loved be. They fucking calculated it to try. But
you can't calculate for so many things in the way the wind, there's so
many, there's so many. It was, you know, it was crazy.
It was It was people, the playoffs that calculated to It wasn't even
like real scientists. There was like a bunch of like little breachers and ship
trying calculated as well. And they were like, I think it's work.
Slams through his neighbor's house. Essentially, he just blows up on contact with
his neighbor's car explodes. Oh man, pull out a little bit of you
for this, dude. You know you gotta stop drinking. Are gonna transform?
Bro. I tried to find you and I couldn't find it. Was
just squirt it into a cup out of the ruined my I ruined my my
energy drink. Oh why, it's not worth it. You're gonna get sick.
I probably am. I am feeling I'm actually I'm having the worst allergies
I've had in a very long time. And it might be the you Who.
His throat is literally closing up as he's sucking down this you Who,
and he's just like closing up and he's beginning to breathe through his fucking skin
because coming a monster episode. The episode three hundred, Derek dies and it's
just we're gonna have to deal with that. He's seizing and we're just gonna
be like, wow. In an episode three hundred and two, Derek returns
as a you creature and we're gonna just call he has a maw. He
has a maw and translucent, just like, oh yeah, some creature.
But I have a shirt that says you who want it. We're gonna have
to call Jojo and uh, we're gonna have to call Jojo and tell her
to stop the recording so we can get the episode. Oh yeah, husband's
dead, can you stop his recording? So seriously, burned the body,
burn the body. Seriously. If you don't burn the body, he'll get
back up. He's been if he's been drinking. If he's been drinking,
you who that body is said to ignite like nothing like, nothing's ever ignited.
But if you don't ignite, he's gonna stand up again, gonna worry
about the monster. I'm feeling incredible. I was able to see at night.
It was awesome. I'm feeling good. Yeah, all right. The
tax Frog Road in the whole Lee Harvey Lion bit had me dying when I
heard it the first time. Lee Harvey Lion, that's another classic. I'm
really glad one I'm the real life beast Ranger because yeah, yeah, that
was Yeah, that's that's what that conversation was. It was about like,
what the fuck was the context of that conversation. We were like, because
you were talking about him bringing the bringing a lion to the january some guy,
Yeah, it wouldn't it wouldn't. Yeah, it wouldn't technically be terrorism
to Unleasha Lyon in the capitol because you're you just set an animal free.
It's the animal's decision to do what it wants. It was the argument,
if I remember correctly, that's hilarious. Yeah, I remember something. And
then terrorism It got very xenophobic. For a second. I remember that,
yeah, the lion became Islam something like yeah, yeah, yeah, it
had some like a turbine or whatever. The phobia is kind of a basis
of humanity. It's long. Fine is if it wasn't actually tied to like
people instead of the if it was actually tied stop, I mean you're not
even if it wasn't tied to people ideologies like I would look, if I
was a gay person in the Middle East, that'd absolutely be Islamophobic. But
see like that, but see this is the problem. You immediately said Middle
East. But it's like Islam is huge in a lot of places, so
like Islam's phobias is actually tied to Middle Eastern people like Arabs and whatnot,
and not just the ideology. That's the problem because if it was the ideology,
well, I mean as a gay, as a gay person in the
United States, you wouldn't really be afraid of Islam because it's not really going
to be just like you know, like Christian right, but right, But
it's there's it's not a fear in the same way that it would be over
there. Most phobias aren't even really tied to fear anyway, Like when you
say somebody fucked up the English language and that they have socially like when you
people are saying they're homophobic, a lot of homophobic people will beat the ship
out of gay people. That's it's not a fear they're they're fear, their
fear that if the gay person's gay around them enough, they'll gay themselves.
They're not. It's a fear. It's a fear. It's not a fear.
It's not a fear of external homosexuality. It's a fear of sexuality that
has yet to be Really, the only reason, the only reason I can
ever think to imagine being upset at the existence of a gay person is I'm
gay and I don't want to admit it. I feel like that is there's
a handful of those people that are absolutely like that one billion percent. I
feel like most of them are like that. The other no, because I
think because when you think about anything else, any other thing that that is
they've been indoctrinated to. It's just they're not thinking. They've been told to
think this, and now it's like racism and stuff, like they've just been
taught to hate people for no fucking reason. Well, it's homophobia is a
different thing than like, because like, but it's tough. Is like,
think of it like this, right in the context of like being afraid of
somebody for different race. Right, That fear is innate because the fear is
innate because of differences. Right, You don't understand something, so instead of
trying to understand it, you fear. Right, Like when I see Kings
and I get scared because he's black. I see I see him because he's
small and he probably has a gun. I don't understand that. I do
understand in fact, Chris will often kill you more than I would. But
let's let's relax, okay. I mean, first of all, I'm a
YouTuber. We don't kill people. Yeah, they get killed, they get
killed you, Yeah, we just I would be so bad if we did,
like agree and he pulled a gun on me. You know, it's
fucked up. You know it's fucked up. Don't don't will that last?
You guys are fine. Oh, I know why I thought about this.
I knew exactly why I thought about this because I was trying to think,
why did I have this scenario in my head about getting like someone attempting to
blasphemy at a at a at a live thing. It's because uh, for
whatever reason, this it's like interesting man is like an anthem for people or
something. Because I've already done gay Metallica before I did a little thing.
I did The Master of Puppets last year, and it was just so I
just posted that and I had an like it wasn't the majority or even half
or anything. It was still a fraction of people, but it was more
than any time I've ever seen before of people angry, like hostile, and
I was like, but I did, I did Master of Puppets. I've
done bigger songs than that. So the inter Sandman and some people were really
fucking upset, and so I was thinking, I was like, Yo,
someone's gonna show up to be like Metallica and try to shoot me with their
Did Metallica make for who the belltos? Yeah? Who my ballgs grows?
That's a good one, bro, he makes my ball come marches on.
I don't know I got actually, you know what. I looked back and
I really never thought I liked Metallica at all, And then I like how
many of their songs they have so much variety it's hard to not like and
I'm like christ I thought I didn't like Metallica at all, and then I
heard the songs like odd songs you hear like this cool movie when I was
seven. Sweeney probably and ironically likes more Metallica than I do. Probably actually,
yeah, saying I never really got into Metallica really at all. It
was to me like they have too much variety, likesair. There's probably a
lot of people that haven't heard a lot of their variety, but I haven't
dived into it. To be fair, they have like they have some of
some like even people that are like, oh, I'm not really into metal
or something, they have some like just instrumental, beautiful ship and that ship.
They're absolutely metal. They're like what metal is pure at its purest state?
Yeah, exactly. I know their name is Metallica. I get it.
Yeah, But like for me, what confuses me is that, like
I just I because I don't know, I don't know what what's the barrier
for kinds of music at all? Like he's still talking, stop it,
stop it? What are you gonna say? What do you say, Derek?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was being route to dark, I
was being rude to Swedey because he scares me because he's black. I I
accepted what I I don't even know what the fuck I was gonna say.
I accepted that we're moving on. I was like, I'm gonna hear what
he has to say, whatever about my thoughts. Bro, you were gonna
say the Beatles. He said something about the Beatles because I said because I
said, because I said Yellow Submarine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
will say I feel like and now I know there's a lot of gen Z
people saying this ship, and I get gen Z would talk shit about Beatles,
like, but me is someone who's grown up around a lot of people
that love the funk out of them. I like, I I can say
this that there isn't one Beatles song that I'm like, Oh, I really
like this song. I just think that, oh this song's pretty good.
Yeah, like come Together. I think it's a really cool song. Is
great. But I don't ever spin that ship. Never there I as a
matter of fact, anything that Beatles ever has it has never been on a
playlist. I've never sought it out. I've not and I'm just like,
I just don't is it too white? I don't understand. No, it's
just too it's too like. I think it's just too old and gay and
and just you know, just there's something about it is too white. It's
just and gay white metal like, but there's a lot of groove in metal.
I think that's like why I like it so much. I don't I
think metal has I think the difference be like rock music has emotion opposed to
like I feel like not like black people music has soul. Yeah, everything
ship about it. I would have felt worse about it if I didn't kill
him. It was me. I walked up to him and I literally walked
up to him and showed him in the head and handed over catcher in the
rye and a gun to some random, strange rand and that person took it,
and I was just I was just ring we do I don't know him.
Ringo did not kill him. That would be fun if he did.
If he did, I drummed him to death. He thought it was a
bullet, but it was drums, the drum sticks and beat him to death
or did he use his head as like sticks he played the drums? No,
no, no no. I picked up I picked up my sticks and
I hit him in the head. Fifty million times in one second. I
played his entire catalog on his face, and then his and then his brain
fell out of his little eyes. It was absolutely wild. Couch stop it.
Why are you hitting me? Why are you hit take may Yoko is
just standing right there, just screeching the entire time, making her preaching.
He screeching with with no breath in between. She's just she's screeching like like
like dying Mario john let its head is being this rum back flat at a
speed that is fucking inconceivable, like when he gets hit, like those Mars
sixty four sound eggs are awesome, is iconic? Oh why hey, hey,
uh Nintendo, listen to me, listen to me. You need to
what Mario r PG? Are you fucking high? What remaster Mario sixty four?
What are you fucking doing? They'll never remaster that game? What already
got remastered, got remastered? Already didn't get remastered. You did got re
released. I got upressed. It's that. It's not like it's the one
for the three D y s, the DS. I've never heard of this.
I guess this one is a remaster. Technically, I guess you're technically
yeah, I guess you're not wrong. I guess it's just such a limited
that's such a limited platform because it can't you have to play it on the
original Nintendo DS. Let me And it's not. It doesn't look it's not
you know, it's not like a it's not like a proper modern remaster.
It's it's like it's it's better it's at the time remaster, right, but
like it wasn't that much of a leap it does. It's still it looks
like ship now. It's still it's crazy. It definitely very well, very
well. It plays very well in the three DS, I'll tell you that.
But it's nice. This reminds me of the time that Mario snuck up
to Bowser and shot him in the face, well reading catch her in the
wrong. The idea of Mario putting his knee on Bowser's throat and shooting him
with a sawn off shotgun is crazy. So what do you think? How
about so you think maybe so I know there's news about Nintendo switch to mm
hmm, yeah, yeah, I think maybe they'll bow guarded on that because
doing something they're never They're never doing remakes. Why say never, they'll never
remake that game. Why, because there's no reason why they would That wouldn't
have been the first thing they would have made. But like, there's no
reason why they wouldn't have made it already. There's no good reason why.
I look, I kind of agree with that a little bit. But also
they're making ship that no one's asking for, which is so fucking bizarre to
me. People wanted to marry rpach. People did want RPG remake, granted
not us. There was there was not There was a lot, dude,
there was people that there There was people that were probably saying, oh,
that would be cool, and they said it one time to themselves, there's
really cool if they remade it, Like, but you know, obviously they're
not gonna do it, So why the fuck I don't even ask for it.
That's what I thought about a Link. That's why I thought about Link's
Awakening, where I'm like, they would remake a Link to the past before
they did Links Waitning or anything. Sixty four in four K in four K,
the switch it's gonna come out. It's gonna be a we Are console
and it's gonna have a better battery life, but a we Are console than
the theme deck I want to see I want to see Princess Peach's wet spot
at sixty frames. I want to see Princess Peaches goofy ogulate in Vagina.
Do you think we're ever gonna get like, well, how many years until
we get uh a Nintendo machine that's powerful as like the Xbox series or something.
Yeah? Not even yeah curry gin, you know what, it's crazy.
I don't. It's still not going to frames. I'm pretty sure still
not gonna be sixty. I just feel like these nerds need to revolt.
Man, it's just despicable what they're doing. They're totally happy with just playing
stuff at ten frames a second and being like, oh, look at that
thing. I remember the distance that's flapping at six face per second literally literally
actually the newest Pokemon game that's six fa per second, playing away in game.
J're just playing Zelda right now on our TV and he's playing zee.
I look, no, Zelda's fine. I think I looked at the TV
and I was like, for a second, I couldn't when I understood link,
but I was looking at the surroundings. I'm like, what the fuck
am I looking at? Because like, yeah, it's so ship where it's
like I was just like, oh my god, I forgot what it's like
to not like just the resolutionists. It was one of those things where I'm
like, oh, I feel like I'm playing Dreamcast on a larger like back
in the day if your TV was too big, even your dreamcast look like
ship where I was like playing in the living room versus playing in my room.
And that's how I felt. And I'm like, this is this is
insane. I wouldn't give Zelda to me worst slave. I think it doesn't
look bad. I think it's stylized enough. It's just dog ship that Nintendo
fans. Do they have slaves? They're after slavery right the Beatles? Yes,
No, I mean like it's Britain, so like I don't know how
like I don't know not having slaves way before we did. No, but
like I know officially, but you know what I mean, like like straight
up, like you don't understand. But they're rich, they're rich Britain people,
Like do they have like servants? You know what I mean? Like
did they have servants? Even even even even by what you're saying, people
with that accent definitely didn't have slaves at that time in the sixties. The
way they have you heard, the way they speak, They're like, fucking
bumu slaves I got, I got too many ships I got so I've got
a million and a half slaves, the one and a half and a half.
But my dungeon like little fun. That's such a that's such a fun
accent to do. I don't know, what is that liver Liverpool? What
is that? That's Liverpool? That sounds like that's old Liverpool. Right,
yeah, well I'm still it's still going. They still talk like that.
They do. Dude, go go here. An interview of Paddy Pimblet.
Patty Pimblet is some is a scouser from there and basically any scouser sounds like
that, and it's it sounds fake, right, I can't imagine that that
sounds I can't imagine that accent. Yeah, it does sound like a cartoon.
It just reminds you of the animaniacs, Like I can't I can't imagine
that voice being used to talk about like like there you go getting on Fortnite
today, you know, like I can't imagine like we need some v Bucks,
Like I can't use that. The woman aggressive and he talked like that
to it sounds insane great because they sound confused. They're like, oh,
I got your mommy, and I tie you up to a damn tree and
punch a few times. And I'm like, are you asking me to do
it? Or you're threatening you're gonna do it. I'm gonna send lion after
you. I'm going there in a few months of lying. Yeah, that
was a good one. I can't wait all right, le lying, Lion's
gonna come and get you. I've him very well. I'm not gonna sell
fear and dogs. I'm not gay. I'm feeling trans got man stick in
my ass. I'm he him, but not for long. My penis is
character getting hurt by drinking broad stop noison. Derek is double strawing you.
Who's right now? Man? It's it's fucking white and he has no shirt
too. It's it's a sight to be seen. He's gonna start developing scales.
Oh my god, his eyes are gonna turn like fucking yellow and they're
gonna have like cat the shape, the cat shape. I'm gonna see a
witcher. Yeah, can you I would could totally drink you to turn to
a widgard. Could you know that's crazy. That's crazy way. I don't
even if I survive. If I would survive, I would if I should
the ritual, I'll do it, all right. So he wrote that guy
wrote in the name the name that I the long name that I just wrote,
the long name that I just read wrote in I'm not gonna read it
again, he said, notting in a twinkie from episode episode twelve. Absolute
fucking classic. I can't believe it was that long ago. Yeah, dude,
that is the best joke I think I've ever told in my life.
Man, I think that's that's a little bard. I don't I don't think
it's the best joke you've ever told. I don't know what your best joke
is, but it's certainly not that one. I've heard better. I know
you've made me like tears, so I don't remember tearing the tweet, the
coming in the tweak in feeding it. Somebody in the Apocalypse is bananas.
Need a refresh mind. I need to like listen to that. I need
to listen to that clip. Yeah, you know what you know would be
helpful to the people that are probably gonna reminisce over this stuff. And like
in the comments, and whatnot. Uh, if you know timestamps, like
say, if you just found those or if you if you just came from
those clips or something, so you can help some some people out and and
myself out too, of course, Oh yeah, absolutely, Oh man,
Yeah, there's just so many we have thirty six minutes. Yeah, we
got a couple a little bit of time before we can start getting into question
five minutes Mac mexidankas Sanchez, right, and he says Jordan Peterson saying you
got Jordan Peterson saying you godless darkies almost made me crash my car. I
don't remember what that's from, but I remember I was saying that too,
Sweeney. I think I think I can't remember why you girless, godless darky.
I remember something about that. I don't know. Yeah, damn,
I wish I remember the context. Yeah, those I was actually thinking of.
This is what I've been reflecting for whatever fucking reason. Maybe I am
gonna die soon, maybe too much? You who? Uh? But the
just I was like, oh, I think we've really slowed down on our
impressions. Uh, Like the only ones that I really remember as of recent
was just just Trump. Like Trump's the only one that coming up a lot.
I was like, damn. I was like, we kind of kind
of haven't been I know, yeah, that's yeah, you're right. There's
not really a lot of impersonatable people like that are currently, you know what
I mean, Like, I don't know, I don't I can't remember the
last time somebody was in the news that was like worth impersonating or like somebody
like like or even even like the YouTube stuff like I know Matt pat just
retired. Oh yeah, we did talk about that, but even that was
like a fake impression of him being a fucking Russian stage so like, so,
I don't know Trump is fun. We just I mean, we just
had all of the Beatles. The Beatles that was you know, whatever the
fuck. I don't know who. I don't know which one of them sounded
like that. I know one of them did, but I don't remember which
one they all did. Aren't they all from Liverpool or yeah, it's just
like hey you ring go, hey John Haypol They're all the same for let's
make mesic. I don't it just sounds like they sound like fucking Wallace and
grounded people to be like, every time I think of the Beatles, I
think of them in clamation, you think like they don't like, they don't
feel like real, like even even John Lennon dying in claymation. That's like
what I that's what I imagine. But I think, wait, wait,
swety, you don't. You don't imagine, like when you think of the
assassination of John Lennon, you don't think of it in clamation. Uh stop
memory, it just hijacked my mind. That's great. He dies and he
does like a little clamation spin and falls over. Yeah, why why do
you think it is? Derek? He said, you thought you know?
Why? Oh no, I think I just figured out why I don't really
care for the Beatles, And it's because I think I heard the Beats before
the Beatles. Yeah, Doug Fan Uh still, oh my gosh. And
the Beats are the ship. The Beats actually got a couple of hits man
like killer Tofu is a fucking that's a banger, which I kept, I
keep. If I now that it's in my brain, I gotta cover it
because I've been I've over like the past almost four years away. I got
to cover this song and then, you know, but yeah, I think
that ship goes harder than anything The Beatles have ever written. Yeah, I
think come together, come together and happen, come together is great. I
think happiness is a warm gun I like, but like eleanor Rigby is kind
of fun. But like, I mean, that's that's really it. Like,
I don't I heard it when I was little. I hate yellow.
I hate yellow submarine to the course, when I was little. That's why
I was very small when I heard we all live in a gay little books
little under the water gay bok know this the submersible, the Beatles, the
Beatles in the Titan subversibility. Why he is feeling a little bit of a
change in pressure down here? Is it just me or my bleeding out of
my eyes? And the same And this is cuelzy, Like we get to
hear they have like a black box transmission or something. Yeah, and we
got to hear the last moment which one of you forgot to charge the control.
Well, geez, what is done? Oh man? Did you did
you? Did they? Did they hear the sound of it bending in problem?
Probably not? Probably not. It must have been so that a situation
saying that it is probably so Instantaneou It's like they probably really had no idea,
like they probably felt like a little bit of like the pressure change when
you're in an airplane, and then just they were gone, He's gone.
It's a lot, Dad, whoa chilly chill? Is anybody? Is anybody
else a little concerned about the rickety nature of this Titan submersible. It was
awfully weird. Will be you shine? Are you sure it seems a little?
Is that? Is there a Logitech game pad from two thousand and four?
Oh my god, USB one? Fuck? Is that a Logit game?
This thing has extreme latency? What exchange? It's probably so dude,
you're trying to like make it go back up and then it just like takes
forever to actually respect. I feel like I feel like the input delay is
a little crazy. He's been trying to I've been trying to. Did somebody
did one of you p on the floor? Why is it wet? Oh?
Was just my brain's leaking out of my nose? Is it's just all
of me? Capillaria is exploding in Unison, calmly saying it too. It's
like slowly imploding, and they're just calmly in that in that British accent,
just like explained it is like it looks like brains are experiencing some right hemorrhaging
right now, you know what, I'm also picturing them rather being so sardine
packed because ring drum set, a ring on the side, drum set ringo.
I told you the drum set would cast a little too much weight in
the v eqal he playing. Did just you guys seeing this? Are you
guys saying what I'm saying? Do you also see this steel wall hurtling five
million miles an hour at our faces? Like there would be any time to
even say that, to say that, The sentence just oh fuck savagely ripped
apart. Employe, It's too good, It's all right, we're really abusing
the British here today. Let's yeah, so authentic shaggy road and a crazy
moment came recently when Sweden didn't know the word cadaver. Bro literally was in
school for medicine. That I gotta be real that really a little bit okay?
Can I explain myself, you can try. I heard that word much
later in life than a lot of other people did. I heard cadiver the
first time when I was about twenty years old. Uh huh, okay,
that's why I thought there was so fun as I never used I would just
say dead body. Mmm, did you ever date like a like a goth
girl? Like before twenty I didn't like I didn't like seeing girls, not
so many ghana so much cock girls. I see, all right, that's
that's fair because like a lot of them are into like like egg ground po
and stuff like that, and like, like you know what I mean,
like you you'd come across that word naturally would. I heard the word cadaver
before, but I did not know it meant a dead body. I've heard
cadaver, I've seen it written out. I didn't know it meant day body
until like much later in my life. Do you think there's gonna be anything
left of us? Were where we turned into just atoms? Or will we
to be some sort of paste? Oh? Great? Where atoms were already
dead? Ringdom he's been dead for at least a few hours. Now,
imagine imagine being imagine being those So imagine let's for like actually for real.
Imagine ghosts surreal? Right, and there are ghosts. They're ghosts, Gsts,
Jesus, there are ghosts. Ghost Imagine there are ghosts haunting the Titanic
right from that era of time, and then suddenly now you have these this
new group of ghosts haunting the Titanic, and it's just like some fucking guy
from from twenty twenty mingling with these people. That's gotta be nuts, dude,
this is fucking sick. Dude. Hey, what's up? You're like
one of the old ghosts. That's fucking crazy. That's must have. That's
what he's bothered me about ghosts is that they're always in like Victorian clothing and
they're never in like a slipknot hat or something. Yeah, ghost that would
haunt you because those are unhappy ghosts, the modern ghost begining gang bang.
Honestly, I honestly feel like I feel like Mono be deep a lot more
unhappy. Let me ask you something though, So the ghosts that you're picturing,
are they translucent or are they like like they just look like just like
us. Back in my day, they would just be loosen. But yeah,
back in the day. Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sorry,
I didn't mean to go woke. But were the ghosts loosen? Yeah?
They were, Yeah, they're they're translating you see right through. So
and I think we might have talked about this before, but that that's the
part where we talk about Victorian clothing. I'm just like, how are they
clothed at all? You when you dieose are alive, and they die to
a degree, the spirits inhabiting them, the warmth you give your clothes allow
them to come with you when you die. I mean, thank you,
pastor. That's that's ironically the best explanation I've ever heard, and it's still
stupid. Worm. If I see a translucent butt ass naked person, then
I know they're a ghost. But that's that's some ghost in there. But
then again, I believe it. I believe in ghost cars in my house.
They're paying rent. You believe in ghost cars? Yeah, because because
because I'm like, why why wouldn't there be If there are ghost trains and
ghost ships, why the fun wouldn' there be ghost cars? Because ghost cars
require maintenance in a in a in a way that trains don't. That's insane,
That is verbally one of the most insane. That's true. I almost
just quit the podcast. So you have to maintain a train, really,
you have to maintain the tracks. You have to maintain a train so much
more than you understand that that's not you. You put a train together and
you leave it for ten years and then and then you maybe put a new
chair in. You know, I want them to do that for real.
I want them to not maintain trains at all, like everything, everything everything,
There are fifty trainers. You're that train derailment in like fucking Pennsylvania or
whatever, or like high and let the chemicals out. Yeah, it was
just called the zombie plague that it was a zombie dealt with Palestine. Yeah,
it was Palace can't get bang, Palasin can't get a break. No
matter whether that's really crazy conspiracy, there's probably going nuts coming. What happened
is this right, I'm the wrong Palestine zombie. There was some sort of
zombie contagion. They covered it up because they dealt with the problem. But
there was some sort of plague zombigitation that came out and they had to deal
with it right there. M think about it. Could you if that really
happens, Like you're in a place where they have this chemical that falls out
and then you really have to deal with like undead creatures you have to kill
your way through them, and then the governments. You can't talk about this
and it's like, are you serious? They can't even won't that don't kill
you therapist. No, they're gonna keep because if you're if you're really get
killing them, they'll be like, yo, you're kind of you're kind of
that boy. Yeah, you around. You can and go home, but
they will keep. You can't tell anyone about this either. You gotta just
I mean they will they will, Yeah, exactly yourself. You can keep
the weapons who used to kill him with will definitely feed you and clothe you
for some reason. They feed you like shit. They cheat you like a
pow for something. Need to over for no reason at all. Wouldn't bread
and day? Did we talk about thing wrong? Yeah you didn't. Actually
you were just just sur This is just paying a call down here. You
know how it is. We don't come down here actually assault you in like
twenty minutes. So this is what did we talk about? U? Did
we talk about? Uh? Did we talk uh? Did we talk about
did you talk about seven hockey on the island? Absolutely right, a little
bit. Yeah, I just want to make sure we got to Did you
see the thing excited about did you see the thing where it's it's chief punching
the profit of truth. Oh yeah, it's the little kids attacking Stephen Hawckey
on the island. There's a level of Halo two where like you have to
where you kill one of the float guys in the floating chairs where like punching
it. And somebody was like the kids attacking Stephen Hawking on the island.
It gave me a chuckle. It is so funny how the like it's look,
it's strange, Like I'm a big Halo fan obviously, as is evident
by like literally everything in frame of my camera. Yeah, but uh,
but like it kind of shocks me how like how relevant in beam culture like
that game still is every like so often like those like specifically those games like
I did not expect to see a Halo too meme about fucking Stephen Hawking on
Epstein's Island with that much engagement, you know what I mean. It's it's
weird because as popular as it always was, I always felt like it was
still kind of like, I don't know, kind of separate. I don't
know, it's weird, strange, it's just relevance, Like think of it,
think of Sungebob is comedically relevant but is relevant every if you really think
about it. There is always a moment where SpongeBob I meme could be brought
up. That's always insane. It really bothers me that they haven't we haven't
figured out that the secret to piece in the Middle East is simply like,
just get SpongeBob to broker a peace agreement. If we could get SpongeBob to
to go up there and he goes like, dah, let's stop murdering.
I feel like I feel like Patrick could become a jihadist real easily. SpongeBob
Patrick, like, Patrick would come back. You leave Patrick for ten minutes,
you'd come back and have a turban on, have a fucking what you
call it. But I think I think they could. I think he could
get to the bottom. I think I think I think the Jews would be
like, oh, well, he seems so nice and so friendly. He
sort of sounds like us. Does I feel like he would be well,
I feel like the I d W would use Patrick as like he's a Patsy
kind of a thing right right there, him up. They make him like
the most obviously cartoonist terrorist ever. But Patrick thinks he's doing the right thing
though, you know, like, hey, go go save all those people
in the hospital. But then you know, he has no idea that there's
a bomb in his ass or something, and like and then you know what
happens after that, and then ship pops off and the SpongeBob is trying to
change things. Squid words hostage. You see that that image of it's like
SpongeBob standing outside his house and it's like exploded, and he goes, I
said, I'm home with the hummus. Oh my god, stupid crazy.
It's like not okay, almost yeah, funny, Well, you know what,
it's more, it's more okay than you know, blowing up random hospitals.
It is very much okay, okay pound bombs that are being that are
decimated places and stuff. But we don't need to get on that. Yeah,
yeah, like like the idea of funny. But Patrick, don't you
know what they're doing. I don't care. Okay what this fall they gave
They gave me a drone. We went to a beach bunch bombing was so
fun Patrick, that's a that's wet fasphor is Patrick getting crazy? No?
This is Patrick, This is wet faster es is Patrick? That's so great?
We a new laugh, a new laugh, look like a police siren.
Oh man, I don't have an opinion on the matter. I really
like to go back to bikini. I just want to be laughed alone and
playing my clarinet and come inside clarinet bubbles, And that's all I want to
do. Leave me free to come in my clarinet and play a little com
bubbles, Leave me alone, SpongeBob. This song is called com and e
minor. Don't I don't random, I don't what he was like. This
song is called come in a Minor and and then uh calls the police.
That is that is excellent? That is an excellent joker. There's no way
that joke hasn't been That's such an obvious that that must be. Yeah,
definitely in a Minor is too obvious of a setup for it is too obvious.
But also I feel like I've never heard it before, but I'm sure
like it can't it can't. I know what you mean. But for some
reason, I feel like this is gonna be one of those ones where you're
shocked that it hasn't been made because it happens every Maybe, Yeah, that's
that is true. Yeah, Cigarette Gay Dreams wrote and he says second episode,
the second oh well, this is just like something that they This is
just something that they appreciate. The second episode a week on top of the
extra Amma was a blessing. I was not ready for insane value. Glad
to be a patron. Hell yeah, dude, that's what this is.
This is why we do it, man. We do it for the value
for our homeless listeners out there. You know, we like to give you
something that's worth your worth your dollar. Racist Walt Junior is obviously up there
certified Clipburper wrote in about that one, that's a that's a classic one.
Oh yeah, I remember calling swing three fifths. I remember like saying something
like you're one to talk three fifths. I remember that that was that was
bro. I mean, my fav my person my personal favorite Walt Junior moment
from the show is is you know what it is? It's it's it's him
not really understanding gender confusion and being like, how do you not know what
you are? You're it? That is so disrespectful and it's just you know,
I remember cracking myself up with that, which is very rare. But
what were you saying? What were you gonna say no, it just to
that that show Good Doctor or The Good Doctor whatever it's called. Yeah,
basically that's that Walt Jr. Is that guy? Like that guy is Walt
because I saw that clip that I've never I can't believe I did you see
the one where he where he's like I don't know if he's like doing surgery
or whatever, he's like just nursing. He's like, you're checking in on
a patient and she's like Pausanian or like like in the middle they shared that.
Dude, that is a crazy fucking scene where he's like, you are
a terrorist statistically, and I'm like, yo, what the fuck is this
is the protagonists. He's socially retarded, dude. That's that's not being super.
Being super Being autistic is not an excuse for being an extreme bigot.
That's what's so insane. I don't think he's being extremely big because he's not
being he's he's being he's being prejudiced towards her, but he's not being mean
spirited towards her. It's just what the information gave like like like obviously,
like, guys, yes, the scene is insane. Is someone wrote that
percent But clearly this is a This is just a person that he can't He
probably can't if you, if you, if you change the code to a
bathroom, you'll probably have the wildest meltdown of his life. You know,
this guy is autistic to and look at there. I'm sure there are people
like that that are that severely autistic. The thing is they can't work with
people. That's the thing that like why this show seemed so insane? Oh
my god, are you that guy from Pans Labors? What are you doing?
You're that guy? Was also would I have to do this because your
real eyes don't help you? Wasn't that guy also in Hell Boy two?
Like him? It was the exact guy, but it was like it was
probably it might have been the same guy. Actually it was. There was
something loosely based on it, I think, or like very similar, like
they might have used the basis of the costume to build something else, but
like, yeah, I think maybe a creature of the same race. So
I don't know what the hell you? You disappeared from me? Did I?
Well? Well? Whatever? Right? Nobody? I mean yeah,
I mean, I'm sure I'm good on my end. Yeah, I see
I see him? Still, Okay, what are you are you fucking everything
up again? I'm not touching anything. He doesn't get a sudden, just
get some blanks out warm all of a sudden. That'd be crazy because like
you would probably see the rumble in fucking Chris is like if if the nuke
wouldn't reach you, but you would still see the point in your fucking camera
and him just wiped out. Yeah, this feels kind of funny in here.
I feel very I feel very radiated, like I have the wrong atomic
mass and I die. People are going people are going in on you about
you not refusing to get some drapes, just like they could. They could
drape my cop down their throats that they do. Okay, I knew that
was coming. I knew that exact Yeah, how is he gonna use drape
and in the retaliation? Yeah, I just said blinds because I would.
I wonder how we would have did that one You could blindfold themselves on my
cock over their eyes. It's such a it's such a lovely day here in
Heroshima. I really hope nothing bad happened. What's that in the sky there?
Doesn't it remind you a bit of a fat man? It looks a
little bit like a fat man from this angle, Yeah, the thin boy.
Would you say thin boy and then and then fat then fat man and
thin boy and then and then Okay, that that flash is pretty bright.
Do you feel your skin running off your body in a weird way? Do
you feeling melted? Do you feel your skin? Do you also feel your
bone marrow boiling? Solute wei, because what happened? I love the idea.
I really, I'm really enamored with the idea of the Beatles talking so
slowly that they just they ostensibly have super speed, like they're able to have
conversations like this in the middle of like instantaneous disasters. They're talking so fast
that it's like you know they're there. It's like a I don't know if
you've seen when Fry drink so much coffee, he was basically he was going
super speed. He was basically the flash. And so like these motherfuckers are
just like some reason they're they're going so sol So this has nothing to do
with science, right, They're talking so incredibly slow that they actually are talking
incredibly fast. They crossed over. Yeah, yeah, I like that.
That's pretty cool that they figured out The Beatles figured out how to do that,
and that's cannon just instantaneously, just instant disaster. It's like, uh,
commentated on in depth by the Beatles. By the Beatles, that's the
show. When they finally acknowledged their demise, they just let out the weakest
yelp, like like so they're getting like so for some reason, they ended
up in Guantanamo Bay and they're getting tortured and they're just like, after all
the torches finally over, Just one little there. You know the r that
Shane gillispit where he impersonates Trump getting shot, Trump getting shot because it only
would be funny. He would, Yeah, it sounds sound he makes already
like ye would be real gun. Did you guys see him doing get that
that speech? So again? I could read that tell a proptor all day
long, and Biden like, dude, I'm it's so infuriating that he's like,
why can't he just be? I hate Trump in large part because he
robbed us of a of a of a future, of just having him be
just a good comic presence. Like it's so sad. I don't think he
can. But you're crazy, I really don't I think funny. I don't
think you think that. I I might not. I just don't in my
heart of hearts, I really don't think he's funny. I don't. I
don't know. I think he's not. But the thing is, he's not
funny. It's the stuff that he does is he's not he's funny. It's
basically we're laughing at him kind of a thing by just him existing. He
does ship like did you hear that him? He was reading And I don't
remember if I brought this up in one of the last episodes where Joe Rogan
thought that he was like, oh, do you hear Biden said that,
Oh yeah, blah blah blah, and they found out that it was actually
Trump that said it. But like, listening to Trump actually talk about like,
oh, they they they blew up the airports or whatever the fuck.
The way he's reading the teleprompter, you can tell that he's not one hundred
percent sure what he's reading, but he's just trying to put a little flair
on it. And it's so funny listening to him talk because he's like,
Eh, they blew up the AirPods, And I'm like, why is he
Why is he doing that? Like it's like stretching. I feel, you
know, like the spit like say you took a bite of something and then
spit is kind of dribbling from it. That's what his like speech sounds like.
Yeah, and he gave that speech recently though, where he was like
he impersonated Biden. He was like Biden. He walks up to he was
somebody asked him a question about van Ellis, Streamer said that, and he
goes to the economy is good, thank you for asking the question. And
then he walks into a wall and it's like, this is crazy that he's
and he's fucking this is that this is a person that is running for president.
So I guess I don't know, it's insane. I think I think
my brain is just like this guy's really doomed American politics. So I don't
think he's I can't say I think he's funny, but I really I just
don't. You just haven't you haven't transcended to the level of the comedian from
Watchman. That's all. I think. That's it. Man, I think
I think that's my brain is like, oh this guy, this he dude
get people that were gonna get after him. Doug like in ten years.
The people that are gonna be running for president because of him becoming the president
is going to be the conjurb like we should probably move be that kind of
And I think that's why I can't see. I think The Rock's gonna run
and he's gonna like offset everything. That's why I think it's gonna happen.
I don't think the Rock. I think The Rock has said multiple times he
doesn't think he should become president, but you never know how he's actually I
mean Trump said that too, to be fair, He's recently talked about it.
It dude, Trump became president simply because this is funny. I think
you guys know Obama baited him essentially, yeah, and then he he ran
because of that. And it sounds silly, but something that happened recently in
the UFC, Israel to Sonia baited one of his old arch nemesis, like
his old rivals. He basically talked ship saying, oh, he's probably in
some bar, you know, drunk, and saying and which was true,
like, oh I beat that guy once way back in the day. So
he came to the UFC, beat Israel to Sonya and became champion in two
divisions and that barely anybody has ever done, just like doing incredible ship just
because one person said some fun ship to him. The fact that he beat
is he broke my heart. I was like, come on, Israel,
Yeah, it seems low. He seemed he was. He was fighting way
too much to he was broken and tired. So I'll give him a pass.
He let Shohn Stricklan beat him. But let's get back to the ship.
Yeah, let's get let's run through a couple more. Let's run through
a couple more of these, and then we'll move on to some questions.
Upset with the questions, a little dis wrote in this isn't specific moments,
but we need a compilation of every single one of swings different laughs. Yeah,
we had a new one today. He literally, so that's a good
that's good. I only have one laugh, bro. Imagine they get a
compilation is different periods of time and they're all the same laugh. But I
lived through that laugh. It wasn't that laugh. I lived through it.
And you're like, nah, man, there's the same laugh. You guys
are just crazy people. Uh you're trying gas ladders, bro, that's one
of them. I've been lightening gasing my whole life man pouring pouring hot sauce
into Derek's gape director road and he says, I don't think this is from
twenty twenty three, but Derek's microwave baby story is a classic. Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, my friend who was in the Yeah,
just for new listeners, my friend was in the army. And if you've
seen let's just put it this way, if you've seen any of the horrific
photos or videos of things that are going on in Gaza right now, it
was basically one of those things where he casually told me how like he found
a cooked baby in the microwave. Think that the word cooks babies the way
that you say it is so fucking insane, because it's it's like one of
those things where you have to because you can't just say. You can't just
say you found a baby microwave because it may be implied that it was nuked,
but not necessarily, I have to emphasize that some motherfucker turned that ship
on and cook the baby like it fucked up, and then fucking what do
you fucking stop? It's horrible. Well, look at man, give me
a horrible but I just saw something the other day, like, I mean,
like, it's just one of those things. Man, Like I saw
a kid picking up the remains of one of his family member and I'm just
like, I'm done. I was just like I'm done. Twitter Twitter Twitter
Twitter is lively. Now it sucks. It's like, really know, I
will say, though, it's so it's I think everybody needs to see one
of those things, just one Like you don't have to keep looking at it,
but you need to at least know that ship like that is going on
every fucking day. You guys should look up that video of the giraffe eating
the baby. Uh what, let's move on. Let's move on. That's
real. Uh if you want we come back, Yeah, if I spreaders,
did I sung over the baby's neck and swallows a hole? Dude?
I saw? I saw. I saw a giraffe swing its head at a
plane and knock it out of the sky. That's could you imagine seeing now,
Like you're in the middle of n y C. And a giraffe like
breaks free, goes onto the flight deck, blade, spirals out and blows
up. I say, is that a giraffe looks like it's getting mighty close
to our plane. I feel like a giraffe hit our plane. We're spiraling
out of control, couldn't We're spiraling out of control. Yeah, they're they're
they're literally crashing. It's like we're going we're we're I believe, only pretty
fast into this mountain. I couldn't help. But notice I think we hit
the floor already. Something's wrong here. I can't feel any of my buddy,
I'm dead. Are all of your bones dislocated as well? Wringles and
jamming out in the back? All right, Uh, we can bang if
you want to. You can piss in my back. Rode Danny says Dennis
Prager's gabies TM. I don't remember this baby. Finally one that I don't
remember either, Dennis Prager, I remember that. This is funny. I
don't remember what it was. I guess. So if you drown a baby,
it will die. It will the baby fucking dies. Dude. There
was a person that I know that does not like know about the realm of
YouTube poop that recited that to me. I forgot where I was, but
I was like, oh, that ship, Like that's when you know that
shit is like transcended, like the weird side of the Internet rolls like the
baby fucking dies such a good God. Yeah, it's such a good YouTube.
That might be I think, honestly my favorite YouTube poop. I think
it's fantastic. I think about it easily, at least I three times a
month. The baby fucking dies. Uh, but pouring hot sauce on a
dark scape, oh he run. My favorite twenty twenty three moment is Swen's
consistently libility to look at what he types. Case of boy being this thread
being named episode three hundred instead of two hundred. That was me. I
want to be full on like like, I want to bring this. I
wanted to bring this up specifically because that's not fair, but it also is
very fair because sweedy misspells literally everything. Yeah, that's true, it's a
valid criticism. But you chose the one the one time where it was my
fault, right, I thought. I thought that was usually you can fake
left on me and get past it. But this time you fake left and
I tripped through cake doing your teeth and you fell down and cried. Then
I want head and nut pouring pouring pouring hot sauce into Derek escape directum h,
don't gamble anytime soon, because the odds of that were crazy. The
adds that a while somebody getting knocked down on their stomach and they're trying to
crawl away and then you come on the back in the head and it hits
some Yeah, that's not that's what that's fucked because yeah, you tripped him,
you kicked them in the teeth, then you came on them and knocked
them out. That's just that's brutal. That's brutal. Oh man, it's
like, yo, it is a bruise, the big old welt on the
back of his head, bright red. Oh yeah, dude. The Ford
f one, the gay f one fifty oh the Ford that ship is.
I would say that's probably my favorite, only because, uh, when Jojo
and I are driving, that's just because you always see that, for one,
the Ford f one fifty fifties in the wild, and they're always just
some fucking supreme douchebags driving too fast, and so immediately our mind's like he's
on his way to go suck some penis, like he can't wait, like
he's so impatient that he's like causing people ton't nearly crash. Well, makes
it crazy that I felt like that should have existed before us, but it
didn't. I think we it is weird. I I do think we I
do. I I don't know, man, I I haven't looked into it.
I haven't looked deeply into it. But I did notice that that was
not really because that was kind of an out of nowhere joke, like that
was a joke I made in the house to Chris. Yeah, you guys
a little bit beforehand, a little bit before him. Yeah, we did.
We did make that joke years ago, and then we and then we
made it on the podcast, and then we started like I saw it on
TikTok a couple of times where it's just like the hot steam of a gay
gaping a forward, you know. So I'm like, oh, interesting,
we might have saw it subconstiously somewhere else. I think determined. Man,
it's one of those things that but I wouldn't be surprised. It's like that
gay rock Ship for example. Everybody's been doing gay parodies and stuff like that.
Oh yeah, kids and ship, but that there were so many versions
of that when when when myne went off, and so I think like,
sometimes you just need that little spark right and then and then it's open season
on like something that's really fun. As a matter of fact, uh open
Metallica one. Starting to pick up some fuck esteem from whom the balls grow.
It shouldn't be a balls bro. All the coups come into his balls,
and his balls are getting round and full cock mar There's a couple.
There's a couple of right now it's picked up these grows. There's a there's
a couple of these that I really did genuinely forget. I want to definitely
Stephanie and it's like, I'm gonna enroll you. It's like this is quote,
I'm gonna enroll you an archery so I can have an excuse to cut
your tits off peg that that entire conversation was why that was great that I
could smell thick underwater after I fuck you think that's out of pocket award for
sure? Like that? Yeah, the rankest pussy. My wife has the
rankest pussy ever. Bro. That wouldn't wish it, wouldn't wish it on
anybody. Yeah, that's You're never You're never gonna forget that. That smell
will be deeply forever embedded in you. You put your dick underwater, You're
submersed jail guy. That that kind of thing, that kind of thing will
ruin otherwise, that kind of thing will ruin otherwise. Like that's why I
try to I try to never I try to never judge whenever there's like a
whenever there's like a relationship that doesn't work, and everybody's like, everybody's like,
oh well, you remember, like how when Sniper Wolf got cheated on
by that fat guy and everybody was like, oh man, how did he
fumble that? And it's like, man, I mean he's a cheater,
So like that's a problem. But absolutely there's a possibility that there's some odor
there that was just impossible to relationships. I guess possible. I just don't
pay attention because we don't. I don't know people in a relationship sense,
you know, like I know, of course, yeah, I'm joking.
This isn't what makes it what makes it fun you can take it obvious.
What makes it funny is that? All right? That what makes it funny?
All right? And she did on her with another attractive woman. Damn
he tossed her. So I was like, God, this is the old
model. I'm finna run through this. He did. I'm like dang king
alert. I mean nothing if you didn't want to be real, though,
man, you brought you the real every motherfucker everyone wash yourself, man,
what the fuck is wrong? Please please sanitize it? Like there's too many
people who don't really really don't understand like how important that is just on a
base human levels, Like you can't fathom how easy it is to just not
just to cut you out of it, out of people like you will you
can so easily be kud out of your people's lives, Yeah, if you
are that person, Like I have ever cut ties. I've cut ties with
people because they just fucking smell horrible, like straight up, yeah, I
just like I just I'm not I'm not being around you. Also, nerds
in general, just clean yourselves up. Guys. There are some people that
there there are some people that I know who smell horrible that I have no
choice but to stay friends with, you know, And it's just like it's
it is what it is. Yeah. I mean I've met some people I
said, I keep a distance, they don't. I've met some people that
don't. They they use uh deodorant, not anti press sprint, oh my,
And I'm like it doesn't problem. Are you ten years old? Like,
it doesn't it doesn't like you are just you need just the just the
amount of people who are like who don't wash their legs, Yeah, that's
a weird one in the shower or like they're just like, what do you
mean the water does it as it's drains it as it's fallen off somebody someone
sitting in the video of I don't know. There are these nerdous wait,
what do you mean don't wash their legs. But they don't scrub, they
don't wash their legs. They'll wash their upper body and then they let the
soap and water like kind of like Sky's there's a lot of people that do
that. There's a lot of people that are like, no, that's that's
it's fine. And I'm like then I'm like, then what's the point of
It's one of those things where look, if you're in a camping environment or
if you're in a like we don't have access to running water, Yeah,
you can get the wipes and then you wash you know, the pits,
your genital is your ass, right, you just you you get those areas
and then that's because you don't have running water obviously, but when there's running
water, you can wash your entire body. You can. You can just
go over it real quick. You know, it's crazy. You can bend
down or it's truly like radio stations. Fucking somebody sent me a they was
showing a thing of It was almost like an argument to not do it,
because some people are saying, well, your legs still get pretty clean for
the most part. Here's the study of people doing it unwashed legs versus washed
legs in the shower, and then they inspect it like the bacteria on them.
Like there's people forget about skin build up. They forget about the dead
skin build up. That's the biggest thing that people forget about, like where
they're like, oh, I just washed myself with my hands. They use
a bar soap and I'm like, yeah, see that's okay. But then
the skin build up. You're not gonna get the skin off. So you
want to exfoliate, have something something that gives you that will give you a
little bit of a scrub. How often how often do you replace that thing?
Because I feel like I'm overboard with it. I do like every like
every two weeks. I don't do it that much. Every two weeks.
I don't do it that much. I actually have so I actually I feel
like a weirdo. But these things work so much better than lufahs. They're
they're gloves, They're like way better. But I also feel like a freak
wearing them because gloves on it feels weird. But like I'm so like,
dude, here's the thing I thought about that I haven't I've thought about.
Like I looked at it. I was like, that's a good idea,
actually, and I haven't got my mind's been blown the most where I figured
out that, Like I'm not washing my balls good enough because like here's the
thing. The loofah, you're still you're you're scared. You don't want to
hit your balls on accidents. No, you're this thing. No broken my
balls. My balls are steel. It can't I can't hurt them anymore.
I my testical skin is flexible adamantium. This is breakthrough ship right here.
But no, bro like that that glove thing, like you know, like
say you scratch your like you pinch them. A lot of people pinch their
nuts from scratch them. When you wash your nuts like that, that's that's
the way to wash them that's actually when I had I didn't like I didn't
like using a loofah to wash there because it just I don't know, there's
something that's felt weird and unbalanced about it. So I would usually like intervene
with other things. But these these gloves are revolutionary and you can wash them.
You can wash the gloves. You're not to throw them away. I
used I used iron, I used to cast, I used what you call
it, a steel wool bro whole body, steel wol clean my whole body.
I gotta. I got a pedicure for the first time. Jojo was
like, hey, let's go, and they use this little sponge that fucking
felt like that so like they used to on the bottom, but they they
do the top first, and I'm like, I'm like, it almost felt
like getting a tattoo was like, what's crazy? Little? Because so I
have I have from being a young person that played sports. My feet suck.
My feet are terrible. They're like mostly stone the feet, So what
have sleigh feet is whatever. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it.
I'm fine with it. I understand, I understand what I have.
Lily forced me to go get go, get my fucking toes done once and
for me, I didn't want to do because I don't want to put any
person through that. I don't want someone to have to do that. That
is why I didn't want to go. And Lily was like, you gotta
go. We went there and this person put my feet in boiling hot water.
Luckily, my feet are mostly callous, so I knew it was hot
because of the fact that I could feel it. That was like the fact
that I can feel this and that person was doing my toes. There were
sparks, like a few times when they were doing whatever they were doing to
me, and I'm like, why would I gave the person a big tob
I was like, you deserve, betterserve what just happened. Didn't feel good,
though, did you? Did you like the I didn't really feel it
because my feet are flos even the top. My feet are fucking callous.
To ship, dude, if I shot myself on my foot, the bullet
wouldn't go through my foot, all right, That's that's impressive. It would
dent in, but it wouldn't go through chasing chasing. Oh my god,
I I forgot, Oh fuck, I forgot about that. He was way
too big to making threats like that, du because he was like a fucking
like a middle schooler, way bigger than the teacher. It was like,
yo, he believe it. Jason Talbern is your bits about Matthew Broder running
over people in character as Inspector Gadget and Gordon Ramsey blowing off his own head
to motivate a cook. I the I forgot about that last night because I've
been watching I've been watching Bar Rescue with the hostess named John Taffer and he's
like a loud mouth like freak like Gordon Ramsey, and we essentially we I
had a very same scenario with that, where it's instead of blowing his head
off, he put T and T in the bar and blows everybody up,
including himself, just being so upset with the whole situation. But it's such
a great show. It's it's a great show. But it reminded me of
I was just thinking about the Gordon Ramsey blowing his head off. It was
like that was funny. That was funny as fuck. And then the last
one, last one, there's a bunch, there's so many. There's actually
like we had a great year with like h with a lot of these.
A couple of them don't on. They just commented, Yeah, I mean,
uh pee wee. Harmony comes up a lot. I scrolled through a
bunch of them. Oh, the homeless audience, the fucking margin, Homer
Simpson burping on my clip thing in cell, Walt Junior, A lot of
Walt Juniors. Uh, A lot of Pizza Time, Pizza Times, A
classic that we're gonna we got the last one that bought better, the last
one, the last one. I gotta listen to that again. I totally
forgot what that. I know that it's from the same Inspector Gadget episode.
Yeah, I just don't remember, like what the fuck that entire thing was.
But Na Zomi wrote in last one in this episode, they're putting time
Sampson. She put time Simmons or not time Sam, Oh, no,
there is. Why don't you just why don't you just ship up your own
back? I think about that'll every once in a while. That's so funny.
I like you, you're so upset you made up. He shut up
his back so hard that he has a stripe. It's like a fucking.
It's like an inverse fucking. It's like the avatar his back. You shut
up, it's so hard, dude, wasn't that you though? Yeah?
Yeah, that was like the shut up my back so hard a scar.
The rea was, uh, you needed to go right or you were like
wanted to get some food and being impatient. You you you just shut up
your bat for sustenance, right? Was that that? Upset up your hat?
Up your hat, down, your hat into your own mouth. Eat
fucking So that is so subhuman, dude, It is so vile and like
exactly that was a spider Man. That was a spider Man argument too.
That was like I think, yeah, one eighty three, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, one three, two, two fifty seven fifty bro, So
you guys can tune into it. I totally forgot about that. Of course
at the end of the podcast too, is at the very end, and
you were like, I gotta go, oh man, yeah, the end
like that. You yourself like that, buddy. Goddamn, it's kind of
impressive to be able to aim like that though, too. You just know
that's gonna happen. That's your body. You're oh, we've had a good
show. Uh that's what what are we? What are we feeling? You
want to do like maybe like two or three questions, just a handful,
yeah, and then and then we'll yeah, yeah, yeah. This was
This is obviously a reminiscing episode. Still audience participation. You guys still participated,
You're still getting you niggas. All right, Well you said the end
word on Twitter. Yeah, I had to sit in. I couldn't use
any other word but that. Uh gay geta Prince of all Gains wrote and
he says, hey, they are my snarky gaze. Which ninja turtle do
you think has the biggest cock? M Definitely Donatello Donnie because he's he's trying
Donnie because he's tampered with it. It's to grow his penis. I feel
like, yeah, angry, I feel like my my my instinct is that
they're all like one of them clearly has the biggest one, but like it's
still really like unimpressive because it's still a turtle, you know, Like it's
their arguments like mine's biggest, and it's like a molecule like turtles boast on
his sides have pretty big wee weies. Man. Yeah, but they're mutant
turtles. They probably have mutant cocks. Maybe maybe you know it could it
could be like the Elephant Man, where like the generals are completely untouched.
Well, damn, that's suck. It's true. He had elephant titis in
every every part of his body except his peep. And that's not even a
joke. It's real. You got an elephant titus, asshole. But he
had a fucking regular fucking he's got. He's got the biggest he's got the
biggest fucking kuwaka ever, but the tiniest little peking on your ass. You
just it's just puckering up. It's just put a big old fat ass so
gross looks like gross, it looks it looks like you strapped a doughnut to
your jeans. It's crazy. Man, you're dating a girl and you're diating
a girl right and she's like, okay, I don't want to tell you
this. I have particularly fat asshole, Like excuse me, Like it's three
D, Like what do you mean? You pick it out and it looks
like it looks like if you roll a balloon, you know, like you
know, like I know exactly what you're saying. You know what I mean?
I LL back a little bit on itself. You guys going in though,
is that there you are, you going in I mean diving over here,
bro, transit to the other side. I have no I have no
desire stargate. Uh, you're never gonna know you like, then you're not
gonna know you like the wormhole, so you jump in it. You know.
I don't even I don't need I'm so satisfied with the current diet.
You know, I hate people. It makes me sad. I'm like,
I want you, I want you to experienced. Yeah, man, I
don't like I don't want to experience it. If you want to specifically avoid
the asshole, if you ain't need an ass you ain't got no class,
consider me classless. You consider me the most classless motherfucker on the face of
the girls. Man, that's why, that's why you're scared. No,
it's just a matter of just like, I don't trust any I just don't
trust any human being to be clean enough for that to be Okay, it's
not about them. Just yeah, I know you probably here. Here's here's
my rebuttal there is there is bacteria shipting all over you at all times.
Yeah, so you know, but there's yeah, well there's there's technically homicide
happening all over my entire body. Like there's like cells that killing other cells.
There's like that is stupid, that's not the right. There's stop happening.
There's death. There's death and murder happening. There's death and murder happening
all over my body. Happen not murder. They're not the same. Why
do you not consider it alive? There's the conversation that we were having last
time, not alive in a way that you consider the homicidal instance. It's
not the same thing. Okay, so I didn't know they don't have,
uh that that if that's true, If that's true based on your number of
the amount of Plan B pills and abortions I've had done, I am I
put Bundy the shame if these are true statements, just because and I should
be like Hannibal Lecter, I'll just be just spend it upside down. I
had at least I had at least one I've I've had to buy a plan
be at least once. Bro I didn't have to get that ship. Bitch
like you crazy, don't care. I think that if you get mad,
if you got some can abandon you and you could just you know honestly,
honestly, sometimes sometimes I think it's like this is a real thought. But
sometimes I think like maybe I should just let that happen. What my life
would be like if if I just had if I had like a child right
now? Crazy tell you right now, it would be interesting, Chris,
I can tell you right now as someone that's known you for much longer than
what I've known you don't fucking do that. Yeah, of course, don't.
No point I would know. I would. I know I would not
have I would not have a child with anybody that I wasn't in love with.
Sincerely, I mean that, I like, that's a genuine sentiment.
Yeah, that's that's the idea, right, that's the idea. It is
funny though, to me that the one benefit I guess to where say maybe
I knocked some chick up and then she came back way later like hey,
uh you have a kid. The one thing, because the one thing that
terrifies with the most moving kid is just raised it would be well, no,
I don't care, I'll that'd be hilarious. No, I don't mean
like homosexual, that's I mean, oh like like oh that type of gay.
Yeah, of course I'm afraid, yea, because I gotn't mind my
kid if my kid's gay. I'm actually like fucking thrilled. Actually, I'm
like, Yeah, you're gonna go in every You're gonna be makeup person.
You're gonna fucking you're gonna do gay porn and make millions, and they're very
likely gonna be better than a normal person. You're very gonna like to be
a better person in the motion. Did you see that thing? Did you
see that thing about like you did you see that? It's like a It's
like a thing on Twitter that was like going around and said like it was
some I don't remember what country. Maybe it was like Europe, or it
was somewhere in Europe or maybe here, I don't know, but there was
some down syndrome person who won a seat in like I don't know, not
not Congress or Parliament, but something like that, like some government seat.
Right, there was somebody with down syndrome and somebody would There was a big
tweet going around. It's like I don't think that. I think this goes
without saying, but if you have down cinder, we shouldn't hold office or
something. And I remember thinking, like I read it out loud, and
I thought, like, I feel like I trust these people more like for
some reason, that didn't bother me at all. Like I looked at it
and I was like, I actually think that's probably like a better person if
we if everybody in power was down, senderme, I actually feel like,
I actually feel like in some way we'd have a better situation if they'd let
people have office. They should let anybody have office, probably in defaulting,
probably in default, probably in default. You're probably right, Chris, I
think like if if everyone was replaced with a with a person with down syndrome,
I think the results would be infinitely better, because I think pretty much,
I genuinely think they would improve. I sincerely I think it a disgusting
number. I'll be over ninety percent of the people that are in Congress right
now are just money hungry pieces of ship, just trying to line their pockets
so exactly, and you'd have they're not interested, but they're just interested in
grilled cheeses and like we can all like like that's something that anybody can afford.
That's the thing. It's like the current politicians is like you bribe them
with like you need like millions of dollars to bribe them, you know,
assuming that like I mean, I got bread, I got you know,
that'sn't even that's anything. Yeah, that's but they're just said, they just
seem so happy, man, Like I just I don't know, man,
I'm envious to them. Honestly in a lot of ways. It just seems
so really hard and you can be like, you know, but then that
would just make me retarded. That wouldn't make me Down syndrome. That there's
a different I can. I can just try to neuromancy or something like that.
And I guess what you can do also surgery to make you like surgery?
Do you guys feel like as we brought this up on the podcast,
but like we've got a lot of and uh we got a lot of new
listeners as well, so I feel like it's worth bringing up again. Am
I the only person who feels like Channing Tatum looks like somebody who was cured
of down syndrome? He has looks like someone that still has it, but
like he looks like somebody little bit of it. Yeah, he looks like
he he looks like uh like he just like like he took a I don't
know, like he took something and healed him. There's definitely I mean,
you're definitely right that he he all the roles that he plays, so he
plays like a like a person that is a little bit off or there's something.
I don't mean his roles, I mean his face, that's why.
But he plays those roles because of his face. Right, Like he tried
to do one serious role and I couldn't take him seriously. He was some
army thing where he's with the dog and he's got to like travel with the
dog. I think the movie is called Dog actually, and he's just all
I kept thinking every line he was saying. Literally, he's just saying,
my name is Jeff. And I'm like, this isn't working for me,
and so I stopped watching it. Yeah anyway my name. Yeah, it's
he ruined himself by doing that. He fucking ruined himself. He did.
He set himself back three hundred years. Yeah, I saw three hundred years.
I mean I saw he was pretty good at coming on. Was that
movie called the Gay Dancing Movie? Oh, Magic Mike? Yeah, Magic
Mike. That's it. That's it. Like he had a really good coming
scene. We're like I think you had a prosthetic penis loo because I was
way too big. It was like it look like that sh It was like
yeah, I think it's fair nine inches soft or whatever. And I was
like, god damn, he was dancing and he was just dripping and stuff
like that. I was like, this is this a little much dripping?
Yeah? And I was like this is wow, this is only rated R.
That's pretty crazy. Okay, interesting, Juxtaw the Jester. Could we
get an extra Amma where you write the first season of the of the N
Word Quest TV show in the Eldest Rolls universe. I don't know what this
is. Is this a reference to your in that video game idea? That's
not what it's called. It's called Gangs the Quest. That's pretty crazy.
I think that will be a spin off. So I think we can work
with something like that. We'll figure it out. That's great. I love
you. We should write we should write for the Camo. We should write
Lord of the Rings but make it and black people. And we got to
cast because I think I think Kevin Larious on the nose man or Kat Williams
another one that's on the nose. Really, there should be somebody so the
idea, how about this Indurius alba as fro talking. We're talking some fucking
like this ring took out? Where are we? Yeah, well this is
an extram. Yeah, we can think about that later. Yeah. Yeah,
Lord of the Rings. Let's write Lord of the Rings. Yeah.
But the gangs. I would love to I would love to map out gangs
the quest because I have I have a guide in my head. We could
fill in like a lot of the details of how I was supposed to go.
We can name the people too, because in the in the thing that
I had, the rough draft, there was no names. Uh ugh,
yeah, there was. I was very enthusiastic about this. I think I
came with a rough draft back in like twenty thirteen maybe, and I might
have some notes of it still left, but I just remember the important parts.
But it wasn't like the only thing that was like, oh, combat
mechanics and then just somewhat of a plot was kind of laid out, but
no characters and stuff like that. We didn't have any names or anything,
so that me and my friend were just talking shit. But I would fucking
love I would love us to fill this out, make it something, and
then I will literally pitch it to people because I would at least want like
a sprite fucking R and PG like an indie I think that this could really
happen, like if this idea was fleshed out well, and it's like,
yo, just an indie project does need to be fucking three D or some
shit. It's like, uh, it's like, uh, I loved playing
you know. Oh I didn't love playing Undertail, but you know what I'm
saying, like just a lot of people love that ship. I didn't really
care for it that much, to be honest, but yeah, that's it.
Kind of like I was like, oh this, why is this so
hyped? I don't, okay, but it's cool. It's it's cool that
it's by one guys. Really that's what it is. And that's kind of
my point. That's kind of my point being like I think this under the
care of somebody like that would be a really fucking fun game. And we
put ourselves in it for some reason, you know, figure it out,
like we'll be like I want to be like a blacksmith or the Blacksmith.
I'm the black Blacksmith, you know what I mean something like that, your
name is black Smith. Yeah, my name is black Butcher Town Butcher.
Sure, I love it all right, that'd be pretty fire, that'd be
fair man love that last one, dort snort. How do you feel about
all these YouTubers quitting and do you see yourselves quitting anytime soon? Yeah?
Mac Cat retired, Tom Scott retired. It's interesting. Yeah, there's been
a few people. The one thing that annoys me, though, I will
say is most of the people that experience burnout that I've seen at that level,
I think they have more of a problem, almost an addiction, than
that they needed to address. Then, when you're at a certain level,
you can pack away, like say when you go to vacation, you can
pack away and schedule some episodes. It's something, and you have the resources
and there's a lot of things you can do to manage that and work shoot
out to where you can have a break. At a lower level much harder
to do. So people that experience burned out on a level like us and
lower makes a lot of sense because like, fuck, I can't really stop.
If I stop, I'm fucked all this kind of a thing. But
at a certain high level, I feel like these people, like bro,
get figure this shit out. Get some therapy figured out to where you don't
get burnt out. Matt Pat's been going on for a long time though,
that makes more sense to me of like I'm I'm done, But his explanation
talking about I want to play video games and have regular conversations when I meet
with people not tied to work, and I'm like, bro, you are
so successful. You could have done this a long time ago, which kind
of shows and kind of leans me back to like that sick that kind of
like there's you have a problem that you can't get away from this. You
can't break away from it. I don't think he's also in a position that
he can. He also is a position that he can do it, you
know what I mean, like if you can retire, like why the fuck
wouldn't you. But he's been talking about it, like if you heard his
explanation, like it's been a nagging thing that he saw that he because he's
married to his coordinator, so like he was. I remember he said something
in this video where it's like I hate that my dinner conversations with my wife
are all like work because they have to be. And it's like I get
that. I think that's that's kind of nuts and I don't know whatever,
Like it makes it makes sense that Matt pat is, I mean, he's
been operating at a very high level for a really really long time. So
so as Tom Scott really like he's been posting a video every single fucking week
for ten straight years and they're all fucking weird and like straight like he's strapped.
His last one was him literally going into the sunset, like he strapped
himself to a helicopter and like flew into the sunset like fucking crazy. But
so it's good, it's it's it's I don't know, I mean, am
I gonna quit anytime soon? No, I'm not gonna quit anytime soon.
I like, uh, the space at least like where we're especially where like
where we're at now, where like it's just like a fun thing to do,
Like to retire would be like No, I never as far as because
I've seen some people at bigger podcasters that were producers and whatnot that walked away
from the job because they, you know, whatever whatever the reason were.
And in my opinion, I was like, that's because you know, there's
people that do have their careers were normal jobs and they're there for twenty years,
twenty plus years or whatever. Yeah they hate their jobs, Yeah,
they hate their jobs. But there's people that are doing some amazing stuff,
like we're producing a podcast that makes millions of dollars, and they're like,
I want to do something different. I'm getting bored. And then in my
mind when I'm looking at them, I'm like, holy shit, you're crazy.
You're like what you're you're artistically bored or whatever your reason is, and
you want to live. It's their reasons. I'm not telling them not.
I'm not not not do it. I'm saying it from my point of view,
dude. And so it's one of those things where pertaining to this podcast,
I would never want to you know, like I said, we'll stop
it if Keith David does it. But barring that just taks like taking a
break, like if something like Moments happened in our lives, you know,
we're like, hey, we're not going to be posting for X amount of
time because I don't know Kingston had a baby or like fucking like, you
know, something goes on like that's normal, that's just taking people take vacations
or whatnot. We figure it out how to either you know, bank some
episodes, which is not like you don't want to do it all the time,
but in certain situations you want to bank episodes or just we just skip
a week or whatever the fuck. It doesn't really matter. If we're situated
in for set, you can kind of go at your own pace. But
I mean, but as far as just being like, I don't think personally
I would ever have to quit the podcast for like burnout reasons. I the
only thing that I would if you know, this thing continues to grow,
we we we get people working with us to set us up better, you
know, management, editors and stuff like that, or editor and then we
can that would be that would really be really the most we would do,
I think, right, it's just getting like somebody to edit the show.
But yeah, I don't, I don't know, Like I don't this doesn't
feel like work to me, you know what I mean. It's not just
us. This is us doing dumb shit together. That we would do this
regardless if we had a show or not. So like there's no real like
even if we did retire, this is stuff that we would be doing anyway.
So like that's kind of the thing where it's like, I don't see,
I could see myself doing different things in maybe addition, but like or
like maybe like maybe like YouTube, maybe I stopped doing YouTube videos and I
do music or something like you see that. I mean, that's exactly why
I'm at right now. I fucking I abandoned my main channel and I and
I was so happy when I did it. I felt it felt good to
have no more. Uh. I think I've said this before because I was
only still posting because I had some sponsor obligations, and now that they're all
gone, no more contracts. I have a guy that hits me up every
once in a while, and for whatever reason, I don't even understand why
I've actually kept turning him down, because I'm just like, dude, why
are you why do you want fucking You're gonna promote some shit, send me
more merch? And then I'll get like it's so weird, like tell them
to come here. Well, see that's the thing. I fucking I tried
to tell him that, and he was kind of like, I guess whatever,
we'll try to figure it out. But then I'm like, why not
hard? It ain't hard, man? He for some reason, so I
need I need to tell him again, because I've told him twice tell me
that, hey man, again, this channel gets no views. This channel
gets views. How is that not? Like, how do you not understand
that? We'll just bring it over? And I think it's one of the
things where he probably doesn't want to up the you know, the amount that
he's given me, the small amount that he would give me, maybe because
I would be like, well, you know, give us more money or
something. But anyway, that doesn't matter. But yeah, I definitely like
quitting the YouTube thing. I just don't really. All I'm gonna do is
just post sporadic music and shit and just random stuff. And it feels great
to not have that weird obligation or that feeling that, oh man, my
channel's gonna die if I don't post, it's already dead. And it's just
like, great, this feels nice. This feels good and and and I
may I would not feel that way if the podcast wasn't going well. Yeah,
if this podcast what I'm doing well, I'd be freaking out right now,
I feel like I'm gonna I'm working Amazon or something fun. I'm out
of here. You hit the block up, man, you gotta go right
back. To the block like, wow, go right back to the time
to destroying my community. What we're doing. We're doing good here, We're
doing good. Thanks thanks to you guys. Your your support over at the
Patroon Compst the start Tank means a lot. It's amazing. Yeah. I
have made no problem pumping drug ins at the community I grew up in.
I'm being very well. I don't want to care about drugs. I'll be
fine insanity anyway. So we have the slightest problem doing it anyway. Thank
you, Thank you all, Thank you all for your support for three hundred
episodes. Surely three the next episode is going to be three hundred and one.
I will give children men like, we're just every single you're crazy.
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is gone. It's just not real. We're just gonna continue to, you
know, from one ninety nine to three hundred and then people and then people
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hundred to two hundred ninety nine? What the fun happened to those episode?
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never like this one's also like one and it never goes anywhere. It's just
every episode is one ninety nine from here on out. People trying to be
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like that the song that was in Barbie. It's like i't want to push
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Running out our list for episode three hundred is King of Haphazard bug Mob.
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moss. Who do you who do you think is genuinely genuinely dumber ed and
a magnitude Yeah, but there's moments where ED is so powerful. Ed is
powerful, but like, like Patrick is, Patrick is stupid, but Ed
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Patrick has a house? You know what I mean? Ed Ed Ed's parents
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Day, I joined the isis Double Day. We're going to Bob the Jewish.
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get the fuck out of here before this continues for another fucking hour of nonsense.
Yeah, cheers, do another three hundred episodes, niggas Ye cheers,
Yeah, cheers to another three hundred episodes. We'll see you next time on
episode two hundred and then one in one