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Pray about his hand. Uncle rock
Us and uh Logan brothers and Chris.

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All right, who that back there? Y'all know him? Yeah, that's

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Benson. Anyway, we ain't related, no relation at all. I just

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won't talk about this damn snark Tink
podcast. Look, if you gotta listen

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to one podcast, you may well
make it a snark kank podcast. A'm

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all right about that, yes sir. How many episodes they've gone? Done?

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Like two hundred of them or from
right now? Yeah, they're coming

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up now. I think slavery lasting
about two hundred years, so it's like

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it's like every year they're a slave, but as a slave, then they

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don't they done made a podcast?
Yeah, dark Tink podcast always celebrates slavery.

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That's what I love about the ball
and anything. Anyhow that had Uncle

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rock Usan Logan and Chris and whoever
the hell that is back there? No

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relation by yall. Hey, look, he said, well that me.

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Welcome everybody to episode three hundred,
two hundred. Probably actually never mind I

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keep saying three hundred. Sorry,
Welcome to the episode two hundred of the

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snark Tang Podcast. Are you fucking
ready? Are you awake? You better

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be awake. After that, I'll
kill you. If you're not awake,

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I'll sneak into your bedroom and twist
your foreskin off and then strangle you with

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it. Welcome back to another episode
of Day podcast. I'm here with obviously

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Tom Sweeney, obviously A. I
don't know what to make of Derek right

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now. What is that? I
don't even know who Derek is. He

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couldn't make it. I do know
who he is, he couldn't make it.

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But okay, he says, my
name is black Corey Taylor something.

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They usually call me Blory Glory Blaylor. But because of the bl in the

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beginning of black and the band and
the band uh blip not black not or

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something. I don't know think about
her name, but we have, like,

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I can't, I can't believe we
actually managed to get black Corey Taylor

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on the show. This is pretty
uh. This is a moment for us,

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for sure, This is a moment
for sure. In fact, this

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is uh. I mean, who
needs Keith David when you got you got

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you have black Corey Taylor. I
mean, this is a fine episode of

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the podcast. You guys. That's
a shame. That's the shame. It's

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my favorite podcast. I was gonna
say thank you so much for having me.

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You guys are really funny. I
love how evil and maniacal Thomas Winard

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is. He's like one of the
most evil people on the planet. I

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think he's infinitely more evil than Hitler, Mussolini. You're combined, like all

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just the Corey Taylor, but just
trying to give you your flowers. Please

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please cease. But uh yeah,
thank you for being here. Chris Christopher

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Ray not only one of the most
beautiful people on the planet. I have

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longed to have sex with you,
and I think this is the closest that

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you know. You know, they
always say shoot your shot. Yeah,

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I know I'm incredibly famous, but
I still get very nervous, you know.

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I mean that means so much.
Black Coy Taylor, I really I

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can't even I'm definitely not going to
have sex with you. But like,

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thank you. Uh well, there's
still a lot of podcasts. We'll see,

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we'll see what happens. Yeah,
there's Yeah, there's a lot.

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You can you can maybe shop around
a different podcast. Maybe you can figure

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find somebody who looks vaguely like me. I look like a lot of people,

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but I'm not I'm not really masturbated
to Sam Smith from freaking what you

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call it from? Uh, from
from that stupid Seth MacFarlane show. What

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do you call American Dad? Sam
Smith is a person Smith? What is

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his name? I think it's Smith, right, because the dad, the

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American dad is is Oh my god, you fucking confused me? Sam Smith.

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Sam Smith is uh, that fucking
delicious guy that you know he made

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that devil song recently or the cheating
song or whatever. Yeah, he's that

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child of the devil that everybody's he's
white, little nas ax. Yeah,

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basicly know what's crazy? In my
family group chat with all my cousins.

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They granted is the family A lot
of my cousin It's like thirty people in

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this group chat, right, A
lot of them are not black. A

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lot of them are not black.
And you know what they call him.

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They call him little gay nigga as
all of them. That's that's incredible.

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But I need to I need to
bring so black Gray Taylor is currently sipping

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on a you who I couldn't help
but notice abomination, abomination? How many?

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How many of those do you have
on hand? Honestly? About about

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six cases? Uh? Just for
today, and like they're really small.

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They're really small, and so go
through them, Like I mean, you

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know, like a person that's a
heavy smoker, they buy cartons of cigarettes

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because they just go through them so
quickly. So I have I have these

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and this is actually why I became
black. Oh you who? Right?

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That makes sense? Yeah, the
artificial chocolate water. That makes makes perfect

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sense that after after a certain amount
of time, somebody would woul might might

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be my face blackification. You show
through solid stone. Yet I'm getting there,

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It's I'm getting I'm getting there.
I had to get George Washington teeth

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because I destroyed my other ones.
But I'm getting there. I'm starting to

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gnaw down, like I'm taking pieces
of it off. It's like I'm filing

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the stone. The idea of somebody
drinking you who, and like if they

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can't get you, they gotta start
eating concrete. Such a wild like that's

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not a wild thing at all,
that's just that's just the reality of the

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situation. A person that drinks you
who. Eventually, I'm sorry, it's

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so so like this is episodeisode two
hundred. I keep saying three hundred,

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episode two hundred of the Start Tank
podcast. We are going to we asked

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on January fifth, uh for all
of your suggestions for some of the most

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memorable moments, your guys's favorite highlights
of the show. We're not going to

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do a clip show like a lame
episode of The Simpsons or Seinfeld or something,

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but we are going to talk about
it because like a lot of this

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stuff, dude, we forget.
We just straight up forget all of this

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shit. Like I was scrolling through
this thread and clicking some of the links

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that you guys were linking, and
I was just like, I don't remember

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ever saying any of this at all, and it's crazy. It's getting to

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the point where like we could probably
like I could probably sit and watch our

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show from the beginning and it would
feel like a like a show that I've

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never seen before, you know what
I mean, Like it would almost feel

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like its own podcast. That's interesting, yeah, because it's so separate.

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Elating, uh elating, but uh, some of the the most the one

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with the so I asked you guys
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in the thread that you agree with
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through like a bunch of like repeat
answers and not really sure, not really

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sure what people wanted to what people
wanted to see, and Derek's camera freaking

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the fuck out is really really high, really high on this. That was

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the thing about isn't even just how, it's the way that it was freaking,

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the fact that it swayed back and
forth like it was trying to break

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free of chains and like it just
couldn't. And then it was just like

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on one side there's a pill bottle, on the other side there's a pill

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bottle, looks like looks like the
biggest drug addict ever. Because it was,

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it was pretty it was it was
set up pretty perfectly. You don't

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know, Cory Taylor, you don't
know. You don't know. The moment

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I saw the episode, I got
it. I'm not even you know whats

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so, you know, it's really
hate us about like this mask is that

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and when Derek smiles with this where
Eric Glass with his teeth out, it's

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the most horrifying. I really hate
it. Like it looks insectoid almost it

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does. It looks like sucking that
digimon that's like a bug bug band.

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Yeah, that's the names are anyway, that's literally that's not that's there's there's

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there's blood, mon, there's there. They would put angel they would put

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angel wings on kings and it would
just be black Mond like, that's it.

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That's much you who, that's so
much you who? At once?

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Are you actually drinking it or are
you just miming I'm trying to power up,

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dude, that's that didn't answer?
All right? So the pee wee

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herman, So okay, So that
was idiots snail right in about the about

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the Derek's camera, that's definitely like
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I cracked that. I couldn't believe
that ship. By the way,

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I already addressed that. Hold on
a second, Hey hey Derek, come

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here. Okay, hey guys,
I'm back. So then even try,

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you didn't even fucking try. Dude, did you take the mask off for

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effect? You know what's really funny
about it is that, like from the

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from the audio, you can tell
he's still in the mask because it just

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it clearly sounds like he sounds from
the no I'm here there, like Derek,

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Derek, Derek, had you fixed
the had you fixed the had you

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addressed the camera? What's up for
the record? Uh? Okay, no,

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no, no, no, for
the record, So the I bought

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this really expensive AI. Fuck it, this badass camera, right, I

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bought a really expense camera, and
maybe mine's a little bit defective, and

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so yeah, maybe you saw it. Ninety percent of the time it works

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perfectly, but then it has moments
like that and so it tracks you.

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But you gotta use hand motions,
certain signals to have it to make it

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remain in place. And it was
not when I moved, so it went

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nuts. It did not reset,
and then the pills. I think I

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already explained that that was my stomach
is so funny, but it just it's

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just looking at it, it looked
fucking tried to get up and leave.

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I'm afraid of AI. Dude.
I'm one of those ignorant like I try

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not to be ignorant about stuff,
but that I remain. I refuse to

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not be ignorant about Killer AI,
no matter how many smart people say how

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stupid that sounds. I'm like,
nah, no, no, they're gonna

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molest you. They're they're straight up, they're gonna lure you into a van.

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They're gonna molest you, and then
they're gonna code it or something.

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I don't know. Uh, it's
crazy. I can see Killer I becoming

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a problem like never, but I
wanna. I want to live in a

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where it might happen. You know, I'm not really Yeah, I'm not

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really interested in hearing. But you
have to say, let's move on,

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let's that's about the row. It's
such an insane thing to say to some

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much opinion. I'm not really what
are you speaking for? What are you?

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What are you talking about? Arrow? Mac Michaela wrote in Make Make

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Caylee Something Michaela. I can't read
right now. I had a little drink.

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Pizza Time, for sure. Pizza
Time is obviously a classic. He's

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a staple. He's a staple of
the show. We can't have There is

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no Star Tank without Pizza Time at
a certain point in history, not anymore.

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He's he's part of it. We
haven't brought him up in a while,

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though. I think it's good.
I think it's good because you want

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to savor these things. It's like
the chicken fights and family. You don't

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want to overdo them. You know
they definitely did and why that's why we

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got to keep Pizza time where he
belongs each other. And then there's one

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time where lowest fights what you call
lowest fights. The feed wife. Yeah,

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I don't chicken wife fight. Yeah, yeah, there's a chicken wife.

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I mean, I guess that's that's
when. That's when the chicken fights

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got woke in my opinion, where
they just had to force a woman in

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it. I want to see the
man chicken woman chicken dude. Like it's

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fucking so late, but I hate
it. I will search that on YouTube

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and I will find a video.
Oh yeah, for sure, Like that's

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when Family Guy went woke. Yeah, that moment, that's the moment,

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the lowest gripping chicken fight. Oh
god, you guys falling apart due lowest

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fight. It was, it was
I don't want to chicken. They give

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Cleveland his own show? Is what
is this? Why would you give Cleveland

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his own show? He's not even
floody. Yeah, give Quagmire's own show.

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He seems the best. He's so
based. Quagmires so based, you

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know, bro, like a like
assaults women. You see that, Cliff,

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You see that Cliff. I can't
remember if it's from like an episode

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of Family Guy, if it's from
like a serious finale for the Cleveland Show

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or something. But like they're all
clapping. All the family Guy characters are

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like clapping for Cleveland, and like
Peter is next to Quagmire and he's like,

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hey, Peter, wait, am
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Peter's like, Quagmire, you're a
rapist. And then I want to just

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out ends. I don't think he
says a rapist, but he says,

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like no, he says literally no, he says Verbatim's like, Quagmire,

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you're a rapist. Like literally verbata. That's a direct quote from I'm like,

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damn, dude, it's funny to
sexually assault women. And he runs

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away. Yeah, yeah, that's
that's his famous catchphrase. Yeah, all

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right, you cannot misconstrue what he
says. He says that exactly something.

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So something that was written in about
a lot was this, So George R.

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A Hard R. Martin, and
I believe somebody else wrote in,

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let me see if I can find
it. This this list kind of gets

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continuously where the where the fuck did
it go? Where did it go?

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Where'd it go? Come on?
All right, well somebody else wrote in

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about this as well, but uh, what is it? Uh? What's

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his face? The guy who Paul
Rubin pee wee Herman masturbating in the porno

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theater with a fire hydrant like force. Yeah. I love the idea of

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somebody being able to come and knock
someone back. Bro it is. Yeah,

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that was That was a great one. That was definitely a good segment.

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And I'm assuming, like so many
things, that was probably around the

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credits or something that was probably towards
the end of the podcast. Probably a

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lot of golden a lot of golden
moments happened towards the end. Like in

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the beginning of the episode, we're
kind of getting our feet wet, we're

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trying to like kind of like feel
out the day, and then by the

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end of it usually it's a fucking
disaster. And then like our last the

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last episode we did, the credits
were like what like a fucking hour.

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It felt like it was so ridiculous. It was something absolutely insane. Yeah,

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I'm dead somebody and knocking their own
head back is so fucking funny,

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man, It's just hilarious getting your
head straddled by your own blast. I

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really did have it in my head
that we were going to be respectful about

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it until about a fraction of a
second after I finished talking, and and

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you immediately started with that he's dead, and it's like, well it's over,

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it's it's out of the bag now, and it was. It ended

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up being a great short for us
dead. Yeah, that's true. There

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was zero thought into that to like, it wasn't even like a thing where

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oh, let me say this to
be funny. It it's one of those

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things that you when you just say
something it just said, and then later

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you're like, oh I said that
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It's an instant reaction. It's almost
like an instinct where it's like,

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all right, well this is obviously
how this is. Obviously I'm going to

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react to this because like I literally
thought that exact thing. I thought that

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exact phrase dead, and I was
like, that'd be too much for me

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to say. But it does just
work. Also not too good at that

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that part of the pee Wee Herman
impression like that that like weird, Like

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I don't know, that's I think
I think we all kind of nailed it.

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I think we all he got shot. You think his never mind,

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I'm not gonna say no, it's
it's it's it's done. You think he

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got shots, you think he got
shot out of his own house. After

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he died, they put his body
in the chair again and they shot it

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out and sot him out. He
put him on the ground and then what

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he just landed somewhere somewhere hopefully in
the pocket already dunk for him, Hopefully

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they dug for him, or maybe
in some in a movie theater, you

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know where he always loved be.
They fucking calculated it to try. But

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you can't calculate for so many things
in the way the wind, there's so

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many, there's so many. It
was, you know, it was crazy.

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It was It was people, the
playoffs that calculated to It wasn't even

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like real scientists. There was like
a bunch of like little breachers and ship

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trying calculated as well. And they
were like, I think it's work.

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Slams through his neighbor's house. Essentially, he just blows up on contact with

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his neighbor's car explodes. Oh man, pull out a little bit of you

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for this, dude. You know
you gotta stop drinking. Are gonna transform?

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Bro. I tried to find you
and I couldn't find it. Was

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just squirt it into a cup out
of the ruined my I ruined my my

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energy drink. Oh why, it's
not worth it. You're gonna get sick.

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I probably am. I am feeling
I'm actually I'm having the worst allergies

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I've had in a very long time. And it might be the you Who.

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His throat is literally closing up as
he's sucking down this you Who,

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and he's just like closing up and
he's beginning to breathe through his fucking skin

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because coming a monster episode. The
episode three hundred, Derek dies and it's

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just we're gonna have to deal with
that. He's seizing and we're just gonna

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be like, wow. In an
episode three hundred and two, Derek returns

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as a you creature and we're gonna
just call he has a maw. He

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has a maw and translucent, just
like, oh yeah, some creature.

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But I have a shirt that says
you who want it. We're gonna have

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to call Jojo and uh, we're
gonna have to call Jojo and tell her

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to stop the recording so we can
get the episode. Oh yeah, husband's

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dead, can you stop his recording? So seriously, burned the body,

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burn the body. Seriously. If
you don't burn the body, he'll get

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back up. He's been if he's
been drinking. If he's been drinking,

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you who that body is said to
ignite like nothing like, nothing's ever ignited.

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But if you don't ignite, he's
gonna stand up again, gonna worry

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about the monster. I'm feeling incredible. I was able to see at night.

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It was awesome. I'm feeling good. Yeah, all right. The

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tax Frog Road in the whole Lee
Harvey Lion bit had me dying when I

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heard it the first time. Lee
Harvey Lion, that's another classic. I'm

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really glad one I'm the real life
beast Ranger because yeah, yeah, that

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was Yeah, that's that's what that
conversation was. It was about like,

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what the fuck was the context of
that conversation. We were like, because

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you were talking about him bringing the
bringing a lion to the january some guy,

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Yeah, it wouldn't it wouldn't.
Yeah, it wouldn't technically be terrorism

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to Unleasha Lyon in the capitol because
you're you just set an animal free.

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It's the animal's decision to do what
it wants. It was the argument,

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if I remember correctly, that's hilarious. Yeah, I remember something. And

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then terrorism It got very xenophobic.
For a second. I remember that,

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yeah, the lion became Islam something
like yeah, yeah, yeah, it

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had some like a turbine or whatever. The phobia is kind of a basis

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of humanity. It's long. Fine
is if it wasn't actually tied to like

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people instead of the if it was
actually tied stop, I mean you're not

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even if it wasn't tied to people
ideologies like I would look, if I

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was a gay person in the Middle
East, that'd absolutely be Islamophobic. But

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see like that, but see this
is the problem. You immediately said Middle

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East. But it's like Islam is
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like Islam's phobias is actually tied to
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and not just the ideology. That's
the problem because if it was the ideology,

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well, I mean as a gay, as a gay person in the

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United States, you wouldn't really be
afraid of Islam because it's not really going

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to be just like you know,
like Christian right, but right, But

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it's there's it's not a fear in
the same way that it would be over

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there. Most phobias aren't even really
tied to fear anyway, Like when you

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say somebody fucked up the English language
and that they have socially like when you

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people are saying they're homophobic, a
lot of homophobic people will beat the ship

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out of gay people. That's it's
not a fear they're they're fear, their

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fear that if the gay person's gay
around them enough, they'll gay themselves.

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They're not. It's a fear.
It's a fear. It's not a fear.

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It's not a fear of external homosexuality. It's a fear of sexuality that

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has yet to be Really, the
only reason, the only reason I can

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ever think to imagine being upset at
the existence of a gay person is I'm

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gay and I don't want to admit
it. I feel like that is there's

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a handful of those people that are
absolutely like that one billion percent. I

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feel like most of them are like
that. The other no, because I

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think because when you think about anything
else, any other thing that that is

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they've been indoctrinated to. It's just
they're not thinking. They've been told to

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think this, and now it's like
racism and stuff, like they've just been

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taught to hate people for no fucking
reason. Well, it's homophobia is a

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different thing than like, because like, but it's tough. Is like,

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think of it like this, right
in the context of like being afraid of

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somebody for different race. Right,
That fear is innate because the fear is

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innate because of differences. Right,
You don't understand something, so instead of

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trying to understand it, you fear. Right, Like when I see Kings

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and I get scared because he's black. I see I see him because he's

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small and he probably has a gun. I don't understand that. I do

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understand in fact, Chris will often
kill you more than I would. But

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let's let's relax, okay. I
mean, first of all, I'm a

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YouTuber. We don't kill people.
Yeah, they get killed, they get

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killed you, Yeah, we just
I would be so bad if we did,

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like agree and he pulled a gun
on me. You know, it's

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fucked up. You know it's fucked
up. Don't don't will that last?

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You guys are fine. Oh,
I know why I thought about this.

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I knew exactly why I thought about
this because I was trying to think,

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why did I have this scenario in
my head about getting like someone attempting to

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blasphemy at a at a at a
live thing. It's because uh, for

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whatever reason, this it's like interesting
man is like an anthem for people or

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something. Because I've already done gay
Metallica before I did a little thing.

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I did The Master of Puppets last
year, and it was just so I

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just posted that and I had an
like it wasn't the majority or even half

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or anything. It was still a
fraction of people, but it was more

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than any time I've ever seen before
of people angry, like hostile, and

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I was like, but I did, I did Master of Puppets. I've

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done bigger songs than that. So
the inter Sandman and some people were really

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fucking upset, and so I was
thinking, I was like, Yo,

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someone's gonna show up to be like
Metallica and try to shoot me with their

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Did Metallica make for who the belltos? Yeah? Who my ballgs grows?

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That's a good one, bro,
he makes my ball come marches on.

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I don't know I got actually,
you know what. I looked back and

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I really never thought I liked Metallica
at all, And then I like how

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many of their songs they have so
much variety it's hard to not like and

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I'm like christ I thought I didn't
like Metallica at all, and then I

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heard the songs like odd songs you
hear like this cool movie when I was

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seven. Sweeney probably and ironically likes
more Metallica than I do. Probably actually,

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yeah, saying I never really got
into Metallica really at all. It

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was to me like they have too
much variety, likesair. There's probably a

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lot of people that haven't heard a
lot of their variety, but I haven't

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dived into it. To be fair, they have like they have some of

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some like even people that are like, oh, I'm not really into metal

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or something, they have some like
just instrumental, beautiful ship and that ship.

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They're absolutely metal. They're like what
metal is pure at its purest state?

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Yeah, exactly. I know their
name is Metallica. I get it.

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Yeah, But like for me,
what confuses me is that, like

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I just I because I don't know, I don't know what what's the barrier

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for kinds of music at all?
Like he's still talking, stop it,

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stop it? What are you gonna
say? What do you say, Derek?

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
was being route to dark, I

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was being rude to Swedey because he
scares me because he's black. I I

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accepted what I I don't even know
what the fuck I was gonna say.

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I accepted that we're moving on.
I was like, I'm gonna hear what

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he has to say, whatever about
my thoughts. Bro, you were gonna

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say the Beatles. He said something
about the Beatles because I said because I

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said, because I said Yellow Submarine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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will say I feel like and now
I know there's a lot of gen Z

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people saying this ship, and I
get gen Z would talk shit about Beatles,

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like, but me is someone who's
grown up around a lot of people

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that love the funk out of them. I like, I I can say

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this that there isn't one Beatles song
that I'm like, Oh, I really

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like this song. I just think
that, oh this song's pretty good.

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Yeah, like come Together. I
think it's a really cool song. Is

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great. But I don't ever spin
that ship. Never there I as a

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matter of fact, anything that Beatles
ever has it has never been on a

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playlist. I've never sought it out. I've not and I'm just like,

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I just don't is it too white? I don't understand. No, it's

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just too it's too like. I
think it's just too old and gay and

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and just you know, just there's
something about it is too white. It's

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just and gay white metal like,
but there's a lot of groove in metal.

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I think that's like why I like
it so much. I don't I

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think metal has I think the difference
be like rock music has emotion opposed to

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like I feel like not like black
people music has soul. Yeah, everything

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ship about it. I would have
felt worse about it if I didn't kill

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him. It was me. I
walked up to him and I literally walked

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up to him and showed him in
the head and handed over catcher in the

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rye and a gun to some random, strange rand and that person took it,

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and I was just I was just
ring we do I don't know him.

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Ringo did not kill him. That
would be fun if he did.

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If he did, I drummed him
to death. He thought it was a

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bullet, but it was drums,
the drum sticks and beat him to death

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or did he use his head as
like sticks he played the drums? No,

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no, no no. I picked
up I picked up my sticks and

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I hit him in the head.
Fifty million times in one second. I

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played his entire catalog on his face, and then his and then his brain

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fell out of his little eyes.
It was absolutely wild. Couch stop it.

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Why are you hitting me? Why
are you hit take may Yoko is

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just standing right there, just screeching
the entire time, making her preaching.

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He screeching with with no breath in
between. She's just she's screeching like like

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like dying Mario john let its head
is being this rum back flat at a

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speed that is fucking inconceivable, like
when he gets hit, like those Mars

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sixty four sound eggs are awesome,
is iconic? Oh why hey, hey,

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uh Nintendo, listen to me,
listen to me. You need to

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what Mario r PG? Are you
fucking high? What remaster Mario sixty four?

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What are you fucking doing? They'll
never remaster that game? What already

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got remastered, got remastered? Already
didn't get remastered. You did got re

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released. I got upressed. It's
that. It's not like it's the one

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for the three D y s,
the DS. I've never heard of this.

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I guess this one is a remaster. Technically, I guess you're technically

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yeah, I guess you're not wrong. I guess it's just such a limited

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that's such a limited platform because it
can't you have to play it on the

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original Nintendo DS. Let me And
it's not. It doesn't look it's not

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you know, it's not like a
it's not like a proper modern remaster.

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It's it's like it's it's better it's
at the time remaster, right, but

404
00:29:53.960 --> 00:29:56.519
like it wasn't that much of a
leap it does. It's still it looks

405
00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:02.759
like ship now. It's still it's
crazy. It definitely very well, very

406
00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:07.200
well. It plays very well in
the three DS, I'll tell you that.

407
00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:10.759
But it's nice. This reminds me
of the time that Mario snuck up

408
00:30:10.839 --> 00:30:12.920
to Bowser and shot him in the
face, well reading catch her in the

409
00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:21.160
wrong. The idea of Mario putting
his knee on Bowser's throat and shooting him

410
00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:25.759
with a sawn off shotgun is crazy. So what do you think? How

411
00:30:25.759 --> 00:30:32.440
about so you think maybe so I
know there's news about Nintendo switch to mm

412
00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:37.440
hmm, yeah, yeah, I
think maybe they'll bow guarded on that because

413
00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:41.839
doing something they're never They're never doing
remakes. Why say never, they'll never

414
00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:45.000
remake that game. Why, because
there's no reason why they would That wouldn't

415
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:48.960
have been the first thing they would
have made. But like, there's no

416
00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:52.400
reason why they wouldn't have made it
already. There's no good reason why.

417
00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:56.519
I look, I kind of agree
with that a little bit. But also

418
00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.279
they're making ship that no one's asking
for, which is so fucking bizarre to

419
00:31:00.359 --> 00:31:03.839
me. People wanted to marry rpach. People did want RPG remake, granted

420
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:07.960
not us. There was there was
not There was a lot, dude,

421
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:11.440
there was people that there There was
people that were probably saying, oh,

422
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:17.480
that would be cool, and they
said it one time to themselves, there's

423
00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:18.920
really cool if they remade it,
Like, but you know, obviously they're

424
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:21.559
not gonna do it, So why
the fuck I don't even ask for it.

425
00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:25.200
That's what I thought about a Link. That's why I thought about Link's

426
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:29.359
Awakening, where I'm like, they
would remake a Link to the past before

427
00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:34.960
they did Links Waitning or anything.
Sixty four in four K in four K,

428
00:31:36.599 --> 00:31:38.279
the switch it's gonna come out.
It's gonna be a we Are console

429
00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:41.839
and it's gonna have a better battery
life, but a we Are console than

430
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:45.559
the theme deck I want to see
I want to see Princess Peach's wet spot

431
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:52.400
at sixty frames. I want to
see Princess Peaches goofy ogulate in Vagina.

432
00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:56.599
Do you think we're ever gonna get
like, well, how many years until

433
00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:02.119
we get uh a Nintendo machine that's
powerful as like the Xbox series or something.

434
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:08.720
Yeah? Not even yeah curry gin, you know what, it's crazy.

435
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:12.279
I don't. It's still not going
to frames. I'm pretty sure still

436
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:15.720
not gonna be sixty. I just
feel like these nerds need to revolt.

437
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:19.279
Man, it's just despicable what they're
doing. They're totally happy with just playing

438
00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:21.519
stuff at ten frames a second and
being like, oh, look at that

439
00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:27.720
thing. I remember the distance that's
flapping at six face per second literally literally

440
00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:34.480
actually the newest Pokemon game that's six
fa per second, playing away in game.

441
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.160
J're just playing Zelda right now on
our TV and he's playing zee.

442
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:40.839
I look, no, Zelda's fine. I think I looked at the TV

443
00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:47.519
and I was like, for a
second, I couldn't when I understood link,

444
00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:50.839
but I was looking at the surroundings. I'm like, what the fuck

445
00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:54.920
am I looking at? Because like, yeah, it's so ship where it's

446
00:32:55.079 --> 00:32:59.480
like I was just like, oh
my god, I forgot what it's like

447
00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:04.640
to not like just the resolutionists.
It was one of those things where I'm

448
00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:08.119
like, oh, I feel like
I'm playing Dreamcast on a larger like back

449
00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:10.640
in the day if your TV was
too big, even your dreamcast look like

450
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:15.440
ship where I was like playing in
the living room versus playing in my room.

451
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.440
And that's how I felt. And
I'm like, this is this is

452
00:33:17.519 --> 00:33:23.359
insane. I wouldn't give Zelda to
me worst slave. I think it doesn't

453
00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:29.039
look bad. I think it's stylized
enough. It's just dog ship that Nintendo

454
00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:31.720
fans. Do they have slaves?
They're after slavery right the Beatles? Yes,

455
00:33:36.559 --> 00:33:37.519
No, I mean like it's Britain, so like I don't know how

456
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:40.640
like I don't know not having slaves
way before we did. No, but

457
00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:44.759
like I know officially, but you
know what I mean, like like straight

458
00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:49.680
up, like you don't understand.
But they're rich, they're rich Britain people,

459
00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:52.279
Like do they have like servants?
You know what I mean? Like

460
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:55.640
did they have servants? Even even
even even by what you're saying, people

461
00:33:55.720 --> 00:34:01.599
with that accent definitely didn't have slaves
at that time in the sixties. The

462
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:05.079
way they have you heard, the
way they speak, They're like, fucking

463
00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:10.719
bumu slaves I got, I got
too many ships I got so I've got

464
00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:17.000
a million and a half slaves,
the one and a half and a half.

465
00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:24.599
But my dungeon like little fun.
That's such a that's such a fun

466
00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:28.199
accent to do. I don't know, what is that liver Liverpool? What

467
00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:30.119
is that? That's Liverpool? That
sounds like that's old Liverpool. Right,

468
00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:34.159
yeah, well I'm still it's still
going. They still talk like that.

469
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:37.639
They do. Dude, go go
here. An interview of Paddy Pimblet.

470
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:45.599
Patty Pimblet is some is a scouser
from there and basically any scouser sounds like

471
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:50.159
that, and it's it sounds fake, right, I can't imagine that that

472
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:53.039
sounds I can't imagine that accent.
Yeah, it does sound like a cartoon.

473
00:34:53.079 --> 00:34:55.519
It just reminds you of the animaniacs, Like I can't I can't imagine

474
00:34:55.559 --> 00:35:00.079
that voice being used to talk about
like like there you go getting on Fortnite

475
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:05.400
today, you know, like I
can't imagine like we need some v Bucks,

476
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:07.679
Like I can't use that. The
woman aggressive and he talked like that

477
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:13.880
to it sounds insane great because they
sound confused. They're like, oh,

478
00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:15.320
I got your mommy, and I
tie you up to a damn tree and

479
00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:19.199
punch a few times. And I'm
like, are you asking me to do

480
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:27.199
it? Or you're threatening you're gonna
do it. I'm gonna send lion after

481
00:35:27.320 --> 00:35:30.400
you. I'm going there in a
few months of lying. Yeah, that

482
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:34.960
was a good one. I can't
wait all right, le lying, Lion's

483
00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:38.280
gonna come and get you. I've
him very well. I'm not gonna sell

484
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:43.760
fear and dogs. I'm not gay. I'm feeling trans got man stick in

485
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:46.480
my ass. I'm he him,
but not for long. My penis is

486
00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:52.920
character getting hurt by drinking broad stop
noison. Derek is double strawing you.

487
00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:55.480
Who's right now? Man? It's
it's fucking white and he has no shirt

488
00:35:55.519 --> 00:35:59.760
too. It's it's a sight to
be seen. He's gonna start developing scales.

489
00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:05.960
Oh my god, his eyes are
gonna turn like fucking yellow and they're

490
00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:07.880
gonna have like cat the shape,
the cat shape. I'm gonna see a

491
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:14.599
witcher. Yeah, can you I
would could totally drink you to turn to

492
00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:17.000
a widgard. Could you know that's
crazy. That's crazy way. I don't

493
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:20.559
even if I survive. If I
would survive, I would if I should

494
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:22.239
the ritual, I'll do it,
all right. So he wrote that guy

495
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:25.039
wrote in the name the name that
I the long name that I just wrote,

496
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:28.440
the long name that I just read
wrote in I'm not gonna read it

497
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.440
again, he said, notting in
a twinkie from episode episode twelve. Absolute

498
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:35.920
fucking classic. I can't believe it
was that long ago. Yeah, dude,

499
00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:37.639
that is the best joke I think
I've ever told in my life.

500
00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:42.400
Man, I think that's that's a
little bard. I don't I don't think

501
00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:45.920
it's the best joke you've ever told. I don't know what your best joke

502
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:46.800
is, but it's certainly not that
one. I've heard better. I know

503
00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:51.320
you've made me like tears, so
I don't remember tearing the tweet, the

504
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:54.400
coming in the tweak in feeding it. Somebody in the Apocalypse is bananas.

505
00:36:57.440 --> 00:37:00.320
Need a refresh mind. I need
to like listen to that. I need

506
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:02.679
to listen to that clip. Yeah, you know what you know would be

507
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:08.280
helpful to the people that are probably
gonna reminisce over this stuff. And like

508
00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:13.199
in the comments, and whatnot.
Uh, if you know timestamps, like

509
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:15.599
say, if you just found those
or if you if you just came from

510
00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:19.519
those clips or something, so you
can help some some people out and and

511
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:22.679
myself out too, of course,
Oh yeah, absolutely, Oh man,

512
00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:27.480
Yeah, there's just so many we
have thirty six minutes. Yeah, we

513
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:30.159
got a couple a little bit of
time before we can start getting into question

514
00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:35.840
five minutes Mac mexidankas Sanchez, right, and he says Jordan Peterson saying you

515
00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:39.840
got Jordan Peterson saying you godless darkies
almost made me crash my car. I

516
00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:44.519
don't remember what that's from, but
I remember I was saying that too,

517
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:50.559
Sweeney. I think I think I
can't remember why you girless, godless darky.

518
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:54.400
I remember something about that. I
don't know. Yeah, damn,

519
00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:59.840
I wish I remember the context.
Yeah, those I was actually thinking of.

520
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:02.280
This is what I've been reflecting for
whatever fucking reason. Maybe I am

521
00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:06.159
gonna die soon, maybe too much? You who? Uh? But the

522
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:09.559
just I was like, oh,
I think we've really slowed down on our

523
00:38:09.559 --> 00:38:14.719
impressions. Uh, Like the only
ones that I really remember as of recent

524
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:17.679
was just just Trump. Like Trump's
the only one that coming up a lot.

525
00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:20.559
I was like, damn. I
was like, we kind of kind

526
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:22.559
of haven't been I know, yeah, that's yeah, you're right. There's

527
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:25.960
not really a lot of impersonatable people
like that are currently, you know what

528
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:29.559
I mean, Like, I don't
know, I don't I can't remember the

529
00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:31.880
last time somebody was in the news
that was like worth impersonating or like somebody

530
00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:36.039
like like or even even like the
YouTube stuff like I know Matt pat just

531
00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:38.199
retired. Oh yeah, we did
talk about that, but even that was

532
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:43.519
like a fake impression of him being
a fucking Russian stage so like, so,

533
00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:46.000
I don't know Trump is fun.
We just I mean, we just

534
00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:51.159
had all of the Beatles. The
Beatles that was you know, whatever the

535
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:52.119
fuck. I don't know who.
I don't know which one of them sounded

536
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:53.679
like that. I know one of
them did, but I don't remember which

537
00:38:53.719 --> 00:38:57.719
one they all did. Aren't they
all from Liverpool or yeah, it's just

538
00:38:57.760 --> 00:39:02.519
like hey you ring go, hey
John Haypol They're all the same for let's

539
00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:08.719
make mesic. I don't it just
sounds like they sound like fucking Wallace and

540
00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:10.440
grounded people to be like, every
time I think of the Beatles, I

541
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:14.360
think of them in clamation, you
think like they don't like, they don't

542
00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:16.320
feel like real, like even even
John Lennon dying in claymation. That's like

543
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:22.239
what I that's what I imagine.
But I think, wait, wait,

544
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:25.559
swety, you don't. You don't
imagine, like when you think of the

545
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:30.440
assassination of John Lennon, you don't
think of it in clamation. Uh stop

546
00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:37.039
memory, it just hijacked my mind. That's great. He dies and he

547
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:43.199
does like a little clamation spin and
falls over. Yeah, why why do

548
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:45.599
you think it is? Derek?
He said, you thought you know?

549
00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:47.400
Why? Oh no, I think
I just figured out why I don't really

550
00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:53.639
care for the Beatles, And it's
because I think I heard the Beats before

551
00:39:53.960 --> 00:40:00.119
the Beatles. Yeah, Doug Fan
Uh still, oh my gosh. And

552
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:05.119
the Beats are the ship. The
Beats actually got a couple of hits man

553
00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:09.440
like killer Tofu is a fucking that's
a banger, which I kept, I

554
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:13.800
keep. If I now that it's
in my brain, I gotta cover it

555
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:16.119
because I've been I've over like the
past almost four years away. I got

556
00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:19.480
to cover this song and then,
you know, but yeah, I think

557
00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:23.000
that ship goes harder than anything The
Beatles have ever written. Yeah, I

558
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:29.679
think come together, come together and
happen, come together is great. I

559
00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:32.880
think happiness is a warm gun I
like, but like eleanor Rigby is kind

560
00:40:32.880 --> 00:40:35.960
of fun. But like, I
mean, that's that's really it. Like,

561
00:40:36.039 --> 00:40:37.679
I don't I heard it when I
was little. I hate yellow.

562
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:40.840
I hate yellow submarine to the course, when I was little. That's why

563
00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:46.400
I was very small when I heard
we all live in a gay little books

564
00:40:50.840 --> 00:41:02.280
little under the water gay bok know
this the submersible, the Beatles, the

565
00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:07.599
Beatles in the Titan subversibility. Why
he is feeling a little bit of a

566
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:15.159
change in pressure down here? Is
it just me or my bleeding out of

567
00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:28.360
my eyes? And the same And
this is cuelzy, Like we get to

568
00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:30.320
hear they have like a black box
transmission or something. Yeah, and we

569
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:38.119
got to hear the last moment which
one of you forgot to charge the control.

570
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:50.280
Well, geez, what is done? Oh man? Did you did

571
00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:53.119
you? Did they? Did they
hear the sound of it bending in problem?

572
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:58.440
Probably not? Probably not. It
must have been so that a situation

573
00:41:58.440 --> 00:42:01.119
saying that it is probably so Instantaneou
It's like they probably really had no idea,

574
00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:06.079
like they probably felt like a little
bit of like the pressure change when

575
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:10.159
you're in an airplane, and then
just they were gone, He's gone.

576
00:42:12.840 --> 00:42:22.559
It's a lot, Dad, whoa
chilly chill? Is anybody? Is anybody

577
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:30.360
else a little concerned about the rickety
nature of this Titan submersible. It was

578
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:37.960
awfully weird. Will be you shine? Are you sure it seems a little?

579
00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:44.199
Is that? Is there a Logitech
game pad from two thousand and four?

580
00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:52.559
Oh my god, USB one?
Fuck? Is that a Logit game?

581
00:42:54.239 --> 00:43:04.079
This thing has extreme latency? What
exchange? It's probably so dude,

582
00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:07.119
you're trying to like make it go
back up and then it just like takes

583
00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:10.840
forever to actually respect. I feel
like I feel like the input delay is

584
00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:15.920
a little crazy. He's been trying
to I've been trying to. Did somebody

585
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:21.639
did one of you p on the
floor? Why is it wet? Oh?

586
00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:27.440
Was just my brain's leaking out of
my nose? Is it's just all

587
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:32.880
of me? Capillaria is exploding in
Unison, calmly saying it too. It's

588
00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:38.239
like slowly imploding, and they're just
calmly in that in that British accent,

589
00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:44.440
just like explained it is like it
looks like brains are experiencing some right hemorrhaging

590
00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:49.400
right now, you know what,
I'm also picturing them rather being so sardine

591
00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:55.440
packed because ring drum set, a
ring on the side, drum set ringo.

592
00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:59.639
I told you the drum set would
cast a little too much weight in

593
00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:10.679
the v eqal he playing. Did
just you guys seeing this? Are you

594
00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:20.360
guys saying what I'm saying? Do
you also see this steel wall hurtling five

595
00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:24.000
million miles an hour at our faces? Like there would be any time to

596
00:44:24.079 --> 00:44:39.760
even say that, to say that, The sentence just oh fuck savagely ripped

597
00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:44.519
apart. Employe, It's too good, It's all right, we're really abusing

598
00:44:44.559 --> 00:44:47.599
the British here today. Let's yeah, so authentic shaggy road and a crazy

599
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.440
moment came recently when Sweden didn't know
the word cadaver. Bro literally was in

600
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:55.719
school for medicine. That I gotta
be real that really a little bit okay?

601
00:44:55.800 --> 00:45:00.320
Can I explain myself, you can
try. I heard that word much

602
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:05.360
later in life than a lot of
other people did. I heard cadiver the

603
00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:09.239
first time when I was about twenty
years old. Uh huh, okay,

604
00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:13.719
that's why I thought there was so
fun as I never used I would just

605
00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:17.760
say dead body. Mmm, did
you ever date like a like a goth

606
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:22.199
girl? Like before twenty I didn't
like I didn't like seeing girls, not

607
00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:25.840
so many ghana so much cock girls. I see, all right, that's

608
00:45:25.880 --> 00:45:29.480
that's fair because like a lot of
them are into like like egg ground po

609
00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:30.840
and stuff like that, and like, like you know what I mean,

610
00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:36.039
like you you'd come across that word
naturally would. I heard the word cadaver

611
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:37.639
before, but I did not know
it meant a dead body. I've heard

612
00:45:37.719 --> 00:45:40.239
cadaver, I've seen it written out. I didn't know it meant day body

613
00:45:40.320 --> 00:45:45.079
until like much later in my life. Do you think there's gonna be anything

614
00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:52.599
left of us? Were where we
turned into just atoms? Or will we

615
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:57.599
to be some sort of paste?
Oh? Great? Where atoms were already

616
00:45:57.679 --> 00:46:01.239
dead? Ringdom he's been dead for
at least a few hours. Now,

617
00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:07.760
imagine imagine being imagine being those So
imagine let's for like actually for real.

618
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:12.960
Imagine ghosts surreal? Right, and
there are ghosts. They're ghosts, Gsts,

619
00:46:13.480 --> 00:46:17.639
Jesus, there are ghosts. Ghost
Imagine there are ghosts haunting the Titanic

620
00:46:17.920 --> 00:46:23.519
right from that era of time,
and then suddenly now you have these this

621
00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:29.960
new group of ghosts haunting the Titanic, and it's just like some fucking guy

622
00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:43.480
from from twenty twenty mingling with these
people. That's gotta be nuts, dude,

623
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:45.760
this is fucking sick. Dude.
Hey, what's up? You're like

624
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:52.480
one of the old ghosts. That's
fucking crazy. That's must have. That's

625
00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:54.320
what he's bothered me about ghosts is
that they're always in like Victorian clothing and

626
00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:59.119
they're never in like a slipknot hat
or something. Yeah, ghost that would

627
00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:02.000
haunt you because those are unhappy ghosts, the modern ghost begining gang bang.

628
00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:07.760
Honestly, I honestly feel like I
feel like Mono be deep a lot more

629
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:10.159
unhappy. Let me ask you something
though, So the ghosts that you're picturing,

630
00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:15.079
are they translucent or are they like
like they just look like just like

631
00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:16.599
us. Back in my day,
they would just be loosen. But yeah,

632
00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:22.440
back in the day. Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sorry,

633
00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:25.159
I didn't mean to go woke.
But were the ghosts loosen? Yeah?

634
00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:29.800
They were, Yeah, they're they're
translating you see right through. So

635
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:32.480
and I think we might have talked
about this before, but that that's the

636
00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:37.239
part where we talk about Victorian clothing. I'm just like, how are they

637
00:47:37.400 --> 00:47:44.199
clothed at all? You when you
dieose are alive, and they die to

638
00:47:44.760 --> 00:47:49.320
a degree, the spirits inhabiting them, the warmth you give your clothes allow

639
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:52.280
them to come with you when you
die. I mean, thank you,

640
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:57.320
pastor. That's that's ironically the best
explanation I've ever heard, and it's still

641
00:47:57.400 --> 00:48:07.559
stupid. Worm. If I see
a translucent butt ass naked person, then

642
00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:12.159
I know they're a ghost. But
that's that's some ghost in there. But

643
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:14.599
then again, I believe it.
I believe in ghost cars in my house.

644
00:48:14.599 --> 00:48:17.039
They're paying rent. You believe in
ghost cars? Yeah, because because

645
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:21.639
because I'm like, why why wouldn't
there be If there are ghost trains and

646
00:48:21.639 --> 00:48:23.840
ghost ships, why the fun wouldn'
there be ghost cars? Because ghost cars

647
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:29.480
require maintenance in a in a in
a way that trains don't. That's insane,

648
00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:34.440
That is verbally one of the most
insane. That's true. I almost

649
00:48:34.480 --> 00:48:36.760
just quit the podcast. So you
have to maintain a train, really,

650
00:48:36.760 --> 00:48:38.639
you have to maintain the tracks.
You have to maintain a train so much

651
00:48:38.719 --> 00:48:43.360
more than you understand that that's not
you. You put a train together and

652
00:48:43.400 --> 00:48:45.960
you leave it for ten years and
then and then you maybe put a new

653
00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:47.440
chair in. You know, I
want them to do that for real.

654
00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:53.119
I want them to not maintain trains
at all, like everything, everything everything,

655
00:48:54.760 --> 00:48:59.199
There are fifty trainers. You're that
train derailment in like fucking Pennsylvania or

656
00:48:59.199 --> 00:49:02.800
whatever, or like high and let
the chemicals out. Yeah, it was

657
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:09.159
just called the zombie plague that it
was a zombie dealt with Palestine. Yeah,

658
00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:13.559
it was Palace can't get bang,
Palasin can't get a break. No

659
00:49:13.679 --> 00:49:22.360
matter whether that's really crazy conspiracy,
there's probably going nuts coming. What happened

660
00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:27.239
is this right, I'm the wrong
Palestine zombie. There was some sort of

661
00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:30.280
zombie contagion. They covered it up
because they dealt with the problem. But

662
00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:32.119
there was some sort of plague zombigitation
that came out and they had to deal

663
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:36.960
with it right there. M think
about it. Could you if that really

664
00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:38.960
happens, Like you're in a place
where they have this chemical that falls out

665
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:44.360
and then you really have to deal
with like undead creatures you have to kill

666
00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:46.079
your way through them, and then
the governments. You can't talk about this

667
00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:51.199
and it's like, are you serious? They can't even won't that don't kill

668
00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:53.880
you therapist. No, they're gonna
keep because if you're if you're really get

669
00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:57.199
killing them, they'll be like,
yo, you're kind of you're kind of

670
00:49:57.239 --> 00:50:00.480
that boy. Yeah, you around. You can and go home, but

671
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:01.920
they will keep. You can't tell
anyone about this either. You gotta just

672
00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:07.039
I mean they will they will,
Yeah, exactly yourself. You can keep

673
00:50:07.079 --> 00:50:10.239
the weapons who used to kill him
with will definitely feed you and clothe you

674
00:50:10.559 --> 00:50:14.480
for some reason. They feed you
like shit. They cheat you like a

675
00:50:14.559 --> 00:50:20.119
pow for something. Need to over
for no reason at all. Wouldn't bread

676
00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:22.880
and day? Did we talk about
thing wrong? Yeah you didn't. Actually

677
00:50:23.000 --> 00:50:27.960
you were just just sur This is
just paying a call down here. You

678
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:30.639
know how it is. We don't
come down here actually assault you in like

679
00:50:30.679 --> 00:50:36.360
twenty minutes. So this is what
did we talk about? U? Did

680
00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:42.639
we talk about? Uh? Did
we talk uh? Did we talk about

681
00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:45.880
did you talk about seven hockey on
the island? Absolutely right, a little

682
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:47.559
bit. Yeah, I just want
to make sure we got to Did you

683
00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:53.199
see the thing excited about did you
see the thing where it's it's chief punching

684
00:50:54.159 --> 00:50:59.679
the profit of truth. Oh yeah, it's the little kids attacking Stephen Hawckey

685
00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:04.000
on the island. There's a level
of Halo two where like you have to

686
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:08.000
where you kill one of the float
guys in the floating chairs where like punching

687
00:51:08.079 --> 00:51:12.920
it. And somebody was like the
kids attacking Stephen Hawking on the island.

688
00:51:12.920 --> 00:51:19.239
It gave me a chuckle. It
is so funny how the like it's look,

689
00:51:19.559 --> 00:51:22.760
it's strange, Like I'm a big
Halo fan obviously, as is evident

690
00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:25.960
by like literally everything in frame of
my camera. Yeah, but uh,

691
00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:32.360
but like it kind of shocks me
how like how relevant in beam culture like

692
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:37.960
that game still is every like so
often like those like specifically those games like

693
00:51:38.639 --> 00:51:44.280
I did not expect to see a
Halo too meme about fucking Stephen Hawking on

694
00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:46.199
Epstein's Island with that much engagement,
you know what I mean. It's it's

695
00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:50.159
weird because as popular as it always
was, I always felt like it was

696
00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:53.159
still kind of like, I don't
know, kind of separate. I don't

697
00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:59.440
know, it's weird, strange,
it's just relevance, Like think of it,

698
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:06.239
think of Sungebob is comedically relevant but
is relevant every if you really think

699
00:52:06.280 --> 00:52:08.360
about it. There is always a
moment where SpongeBob I meme could be brought

700
00:52:08.440 --> 00:52:13.559
up. That's always insane. It
really bothers me that they haven't we haven't

701
00:52:13.559 --> 00:52:15.559
figured out that the secret to piece
in the Middle East is simply like,

702
00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:20.039
just get SpongeBob to broker a peace
agreement. If we could get SpongeBob to

703
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:23.760
to go up there and he goes
like, dah, let's stop murdering.

704
00:52:24.760 --> 00:52:31.360
I feel like I feel like Patrick
could become a jihadist real easily. SpongeBob

705
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:37.360
Patrick, like, Patrick would come
back. You leave Patrick for ten minutes,

706
00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:40.239
you'd come back and have a turban
on, have a fucking what you

707
00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:44.239
call it. But I think I
think they could. I think he could

708
00:52:44.239 --> 00:52:45.760
get to the bottom. I think
I think I think the Jews would be

709
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:50.280
like, oh, well, he
seems so nice and so friendly. He

710
00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:52.000
sort of sounds like us. Does
I feel like he would be well,

711
00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:58.559
I feel like the I d W
would use Patrick as like he's a Patsy

712
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:01.239
kind of a thing right right there, him up. They make him like

713
00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:07.559
the most obviously cartoonist terrorist ever.
But Patrick thinks he's doing the right thing

714
00:53:07.599 --> 00:53:10.000
though, you know, like,
hey, go go save all those people

715
00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:13.159
in the hospital. But then you
know, he has no idea that there's

716
00:53:13.159 --> 00:53:15.760
a bomb in his ass or something, and like and then you know what

717
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:20.760
happens after that, and then ship
pops off and the SpongeBob is trying to

718
00:53:20.880 --> 00:53:30.559
change things. Squid words hostage.
You see that that image of it's like

719
00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:36.400
SpongeBob standing outside his house and it's
like exploded, and he goes, I

720
00:53:36.519 --> 00:53:46.960
said, I'm home with the hummus. Oh my god, stupid crazy.

721
00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:54.440
It's like not okay, almost yeah, funny, Well, you know what,

722
00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:58.800
it's more, it's more okay than
you know, blowing up random hospitals.

723
00:53:59.119 --> 00:54:02.639
It is very much okay, okay
pound bombs that are being that are

724
00:54:02.679 --> 00:54:06.599
decimated places and stuff. But we
don't need to get on that. Yeah,

725
00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:20.519
yeah, like like the idea of
funny. But Patrick, don't you

726
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:28.039
know what they're doing. I don't
care. Okay what this fall they gave

727
00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:35.440
They gave me a drone. We
went to a beach bunch bombing was so

728
00:54:35.679 --> 00:54:45.159
fun Patrick, that's a that's wet
fasphor is Patrick getting crazy? No?

729
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:58.360
This is Patrick, This is wet
faster es is Patrick? That's so great?

730
00:54:59.679 --> 00:55:01.719
We a new laugh, a new
laugh, look like a police siren.

731
00:55:06.760 --> 00:55:12.679
Oh man, I don't have an
opinion on the matter. I really

732
00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:15.519
like to go back to bikini.
I just want to be laughed alone and

733
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:22.519
playing my clarinet and come inside clarinet
bubbles, And that's all I want to

734
00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:25.159
do. Leave me free to come
in my clarinet and play a little com

735
00:55:25.320 --> 00:55:30.800
bubbles, Leave me alone, SpongeBob. This song is called com and e

736
00:55:30.199 --> 00:55:45.119
minor. Don't I don't random,
I don't what he was like. This

737
00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:50.360
song is called come in a Minor
and and then uh calls the police.

738
00:55:53.239 --> 00:55:58.800
That is that is excellent? That
is an excellent joker. There's no way

739
00:55:58.880 --> 00:56:02.159
that joke hasn't been That's such an
obvious that that must be. Yeah,

740
00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:07.880
definitely in a Minor is too obvious
of a setup for it is too obvious.

741
00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:13.719
But also I feel like I've never
heard it before, but I'm sure

742
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:15.239
like it can't it can't. I
know what you mean. But for some

743
00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:17.599
reason, I feel like this is
gonna be one of those ones where you're

744
00:56:19.199 --> 00:56:22.800
shocked that it hasn't been made because
it happens every Maybe, Yeah, that's

745
00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:28.159
that is true. Yeah, Cigarette
Gay Dreams wrote and he says second episode,

746
00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:30.719
the second oh well, this is
just like something that they This is

747
00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:34.039
just something that they appreciate. The
second episode a week on top of the

748
00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:36.920
extra Amma was a blessing. I
was not ready for insane value. Glad

749
00:56:36.920 --> 00:56:38.880
to be a patron. Hell yeah, dude, that's what this is.

750
00:56:39.159 --> 00:56:40.960
This is why we do it,
man. We do it for the value

751
00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:45.559
for our homeless listeners out there.
You know, we like to give you

752
00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:52.760
something that's worth your worth your dollar. Racist Walt Junior is obviously up there

753
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:57.639
certified Clipburper wrote in about that one, that's a that's a classic one.

754
00:56:58.239 --> 00:57:04.920
Oh yeah, I remember calling swing
three fifths. I remember like saying something

755
00:57:05.119 --> 00:57:09.039
like you're one to talk three fifths. I remember that that was that was

756
00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:19.239
bro. I mean, my fav
my person my personal favorite Walt Junior moment

757
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:23.920
from the show is is you know
what it is? It's it's it's him

758
00:57:24.039 --> 00:57:28.920
not really understanding gender confusion and being
like, how do you not know what

759
00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:37.719
you are? You're it? That
is so disrespectful and it's just you know,

760
00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:40.280
I remember cracking myself up with that, which is very rare. But

761
00:57:40.360 --> 00:57:43.360
what were you saying? What were
you gonna say no, it just to

762
00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:49.880
that that show Good Doctor or The
Good Doctor whatever it's called. Yeah,

763
00:57:51.280 --> 00:57:55.760
basically that's that Walt Jr. Is
that guy? Like that guy is Walt

764
00:57:55.760 --> 00:58:01.159
because I saw that clip that I've
never I can't believe I did you see

765
00:58:01.159 --> 00:58:05.239
the one where he where he's like
I don't know if he's like doing surgery

766
00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:07.440
or whatever, he's like just nursing. He's like, you're checking in on

767
00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:10.639
a patient and she's like Pausanian or
like like in the middle they shared that.

768
00:58:12.519 --> 00:58:15.880
Dude, that is a crazy fucking
scene where he's like, you are

769
00:58:15.920 --> 00:58:21.000
a terrorist statistically, and I'm like, yo, what the fuck is this

770
00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:27.559
is the protagonists. He's socially retarded, dude. That's that's not being super.

771
00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:31.199
Being super Being autistic is not an
excuse for being an extreme bigot.

772
00:58:31.480 --> 00:58:35.679
That's what's so insane. I don't
think he's being extremely big because he's not

773
00:58:35.760 --> 00:58:40.280
being he's he's being he's being prejudiced
towards her, but he's not being mean

774
00:58:40.440 --> 00:58:45.920
spirited towards her. It's just what
the information gave like like like obviously,

775
00:58:45.280 --> 00:58:49.679
like, guys, yes, the
scene is insane. Is someone wrote that

776
00:58:51.239 --> 00:58:54.440
percent But clearly this is a This
is just a person that he can't He

777
00:58:54.599 --> 00:58:59.400
probably can't if you, if you, if you change the code to a

778
00:58:59.519 --> 00:59:02.119
bathroom, you'll probably have the wildest
meltdown of his life. You know,

779
00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:07.840
this guy is autistic to and look
at there. I'm sure there are people

780
00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:14.480
like that that are that severely autistic. The thing is they can't work with

781
00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:19.719
people. That's the thing that like
why this show seemed so insane? Oh

782
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:22.000
my god, are you that guy
from Pans Labors? What are you doing?

783
00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:35.039
You're that guy? Was also would
I have to do this because your

784
00:59:35.159 --> 00:59:38.920
real eyes don't help you? Wasn't
that guy also in Hell Boy two?

785
00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:45.000
Like him? It was the exact
guy, but it was like it was

786
00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:49.039
probably it might have been the same
guy. Actually it was. There was

787
00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:51.920
something loosely based on it, I
think, or like very similar, like

788
00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:53.719
they might have used the basis of
the costume to build something else, but

789
00:59:53.840 --> 00:59:57.880
like, yeah, I think maybe
a creature of the same race. So

790
00:59:57.920 --> 01:00:00.599
I don't know what the hell you? You disappeared from me? Did I?

791
01:00:00.519 --> 01:00:04.599
Well? Well? Whatever? Right? Nobody? I mean yeah,

792
01:00:04.679 --> 01:00:07.360
I mean, I'm sure I'm good
on my end. Yeah, I see

793
01:00:07.400 --> 01:00:13.599
I see him? Still, Okay, what are you are you fucking everything

794
01:00:13.679 --> 01:00:17.519
up again? I'm not touching anything. He doesn't get a sudden, just

795
01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:24.400
get some blanks out warm all of
a sudden. That'd be crazy because like

796
01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:30.000
you would probably see the rumble in
fucking Chris is like if if the nuke

797
01:00:30.039 --> 01:00:32.920
wouldn't reach you, but you would
still see the point in your fucking camera

798
01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:37.960
and him just wiped out. Yeah, this feels kind of funny in here.

799
01:00:38.000 --> 01:00:43.639
I feel very I feel very radiated, like I have the wrong atomic

800
01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:46.840
mass and I die. People are
going people are going in on you about

801
01:00:46.920 --> 01:00:52.239
you not refusing to get some drapes, just like they could. They could

802
01:00:52.280 --> 01:00:54.679
drape my cop down their throats that
they do. Okay, I knew that

803
01:00:54.760 --> 01:00:59.440
was coming. I knew that exact
Yeah, how is he gonna use drape

804
01:00:59.480 --> 01:01:04.239
and in the retaliation? Yeah,
I just said blinds because I would.

805
01:01:04.360 --> 01:01:07.159
I wonder how we would have did
that one You could blindfold themselves on my

806
01:01:07.239 --> 01:01:13.239
cock over their eyes. It's such
a it's such a lovely day here in

807
01:01:13.440 --> 01:01:20.800
Heroshima. I really hope nothing bad
happened. What's that in the sky there?

808
01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:27.960
Doesn't it remind you a bit of
a fat man? It looks a

809
01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:30.719
little bit like a fat man from
this angle, Yeah, the thin boy.

810
01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:36.880
Would you say thin boy and then
and then fat then fat man and

811
01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:50.920
thin boy and then and then Okay, that that flash is pretty bright.

812
01:01:52.360 --> 01:01:55.000
Do you feel your skin running off
your body in a weird way? Do

813
01:01:55.119 --> 01:02:02.239
you feeling melted? Do you feel
your skin? Do you also feel your

814
01:02:02.360 --> 01:02:09.920
bone marrow boiling? Solute wei,
because what happened? I love the idea.

815
01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:15.320
I really, I'm really enamored with
the idea of the Beatles talking so

816
01:02:15.559 --> 01:02:20.599
slowly that they just they ostensibly have
super speed, like they're able to have

817
01:02:20.880 --> 01:02:25.079
conversations like this in the middle of
like instantaneous disasters. They're talking so fast

818
01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:29.800
that it's like you know they're there. It's like a I don't know if

819
01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:34.639
you've seen when Fry drink so much
coffee, he was basically he was going

820
01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:38.360
super speed. He was basically the
flash. And so like these motherfuckers are

821
01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:43.440
just like some reason they're they're going
so sol So this has nothing to do

822
01:02:43.480 --> 01:02:46.960
with science, right, They're talking
so incredibly slow that they actually are talking

823
01:02:47.159 --> 01:02:52.960
incredibly fast. They crossed over.
Yeah, yeah, I like that.

824
01:02:52.199 --> 01:02:55.079
That's pretty cool that they figured out
The Beatles figured out how to do that,

825
01:02:55.119 --> 01:03:01.800
and that's cannon just instantaneously, just
instant disaster. It's like, uh,

826
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:08.559
commentated on in depth by the Beatles. By the Beatles, that's the

827
01:03:08.599 --> 01:03:15.519
show. When they finally acknowledged their
demise, they just let out the weakest

828
01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:27.280
yelp, like like so they're getting
like so for some reason, they ended

829
01:03:27.360 --> 01:03:30.800
up in Guantanamo Bay and they're getting
tortured and they're just like, after all

830
01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:37.960
the torches finally over, Just one
little there. You know the r that

831
01:03:37.960 --> 01:03:45.719
Shane gillispit where he impersonates Trump getting
shot, Trump getting shot because it only

832
01:03:45.719 --> 01:03:52.519
would be funny. He would,
Yeah, it sounds sound he makes already

833
01:03:53.000 --> 01:03:58.119
like ye would be real gun.
Did you guys see him doing get that

834
01:03:58.280 --> 01:04:00.000
that speech? So again? I
could read that tell a proptor all day

835
01:04:00.079 --> 01:04:05.599
long, and Biden like, dude, I'm it's so infuriating that he's like,

836
01:04:05.719 --> 01:04:11.760
why can't he just be? I
hate Trump in large part because he

837
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:14.679
robbed us of a of a of
a future, of just having him be

838
01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:17.960
just a good comic presence. Like
it's so sad. I don't think he

839
01:04:18.039 --> 01:04:26.239
can. But you're crazy, I
really don't I think funny. I don't

840
01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:30.000
think you think that. I I
might not. I just don't in my

841
01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:32.119
heart of hearts, I really don't
think he's funny. I don't. I

842
01:04:32.159 --> 01:04:39.400
don't know. I think he's not. But the thing is, he's not

843
01:04:39.679 --> 01:04:44.599
funny. It's the stuff that he
does is he's not he's funny. It's

844
01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:48.840
basically we're laughing at him kind of
a thing by just him existing. He

845
01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:54.960
does ship like did you hear that
him? He was reading And I don't

846
01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:59.039
remember if I brought this up in
one of the last episodes where Joe Rogan

847
01:04:59.679 --> 01:05:01.559
thought that he was like, oh, do you hear Biden said that,

848
01:05:01.679 --> 01:05:05.039
Oh yeah, blah blah blah,
and they found out that it was actually

849
01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:09.719
Trump that said it. But like, listening to Trump actually talk about like,

850
01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:12.719
oh, they they they blew up
the airports or whatever the fuck.

851
01:05:13.519 --> 01:05:17.000
The way he's reading the teleprompter,
you can tell that he's not one hundred

852
01:05:17.000 --> 01:05:19.840
percent sure what he's reading, but
he's just trying to put a little flair

853
01:05:19.920 --> 01:05:23.880
on it. And it's so funny
listening to him talk because he's like,

854
01:05:24.280 --> 01:05:29.199
Eh, they blew up the AirPods, And I'm like, why is he

855
01:05:29.559 --> 01:05:32.280
Why is he doing that? Like
it's like stretching. I feel, you

856
01:05:32.360 --> 01:05:35.079
know, like the spit like say
you took a bite of something and then

857
01:05:35.159 --> 01:05:39.920
spit is kind of dribbling from it. That's what his like speech sounds like.

858
01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:43.360
Yeah, and he gave that speech
recently though, where he was like

859
01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:45.039
he impersonated Biden. He was like
Biden. He walks up to he was

860
01:05:45.119 --> 01:05:47.519
somebody asked him a question about van
Ellis, Streamer said that, and he

861
01:05:47.559 --> 01:05:51.440
goes to the economy is good,
thank you for asking the question. And

862
01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:56.079
then he walks into a wall and
it's like, this is crazy that he's

863
01:05:56.519 --> 01:06:00.559
and he's fucking this is that this
is a person that is running for president.

864
01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:03.400
So I guess I don't know,
it's insane. I think I think

865
01:06:03.480 --> 01:06:08.880
my brain is just like this guy's
really doomed American politics. So I don't

866
01:06:08.920 --> 01:06:12.000
think he's I can't say I think
he's funny, but I really I just

867
01:06:12.119 --> 01:06:15.199
don't. You just haven't you haven't
transcended to the level of the comedian from

868
01:06:15.239 --> 01:06:16.960
Watchman. That's all. I think. That's it. Man, I think

869
01:06:17.000 --> 01:06:21.000
I think that's my brain is like, oh this guy, this he dude

870
01:06:21.679 --> 01:06:25.679
get people that were gonna get after
him. Doug like in ten years.

871
01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:30.519
The people that are gonna be running
for president because of him becoming the president

872
01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:33.840
is going to be the conjurb like
we should probably move be that kind of

873
01:06:36.199 --> 01:06:40.360
And I think that's why I can't
see. I think The Rock's gonna run

874
01:06:40.400 --> 01:06:42.800
and he's gonna like offset everything.
That's why I think it's gonna happen.

875
01:06:43.239 --> 01:06:45.239
I don't think the Rock. I
think The Rock has said multiple times he

876
01:06:45.280 --> 01:06:48.920
doesn't think he should become president,
but you never know how he's actually I

877
01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:51.719
mean Trump said that too, to
be fair, He's recently talked about it.

878
01:06:51.840 --> 01:06:57.679
It dude, Trump became president simply
because this is funny. I think

879
01:06:57.719 --> 01:07:00.639
you guys know Obama baited him essentially, yeah, and then he he ran

880
01:07:01.079 --> 01:07:04.679
because of that. And it sounds
silly, but something that happened recently in

881
01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:10.400
the UFC, Israel to Sonia baited
one of his old arch nemesis, like

882
01:07:10.480 --> 01:07:13.559
his old rivals. He basically talked
ship saying, oh, he's probably in

883
01:07:13.679 --> 01:07:15.760
some bar, you know, drunk, and saying and which was true,

884
01:07:16.039 --> 01:07:18.719
like, oh I beat that guy
once way back in the day. So

885
01:07:18.880 --> 01:07:24.280
he came to the UFC, beat
Israel to Sonya and became champion in two

886
01:07:24.360 --> 01:07:28.800
divisions and that barely anybody has ever
done, just like doing incredible ship just

887
01:07:28.840 --> 01:07:30.719
because one person said some fun ship
to him. The fact that he beat

888
01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:33.079
is he broke my heart. I
was like, come on, Israel,

889
01:07:34.159 --> 01:07:38.000
Yeah, it seems low. He
seemed he was. He was fighting way

890
01:07:38.039 --> 01:07:40.840
too much to he was broken and
tired. So I'll give him a pass.

891
01:07:40.880 --> 01:07:42.840
He let Shohn Stricklan beat him.
But let's get back to the ship.

892
01:07:44.079 --> 01:07:50.000
Yeah, let's get let's run through
a couple more. Let's run through

893
01:07:50.000 --> 01:07:53.440
a couple more of these, and
then we'll move on to some questions.

894
01:07:53.719 --> 01:07:56.760
Upset with the questions, a little
dis wrote in this isn't specific moments,

895
01:07:56.800 --> 01:07:59.280
but we need a compilation of every
single one of swings different laughs. Yeah,

896
01:07:59.280 --> 01:08:00.719
we had a new one today.
He literally, so that's a good

897
01:08:01.159 --> 01:08:05.400
that's good. I only have one
laugh, bro. Imagine they get a

898
01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:10.119
compilation is different periods of time and
they're all the same laugh. But I

899
01:08:10.199 --> 01:08:13.000
lived through that laugh. It wasn't
that laugh. I lived through it.

900
01:08:13.039 --> 01:08:15.079
And you're like, nah, man, there's the same laugh. You guys

901
01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:19.800
are just crazy people. Uh you're
trying gas ladders, bro, that's one

902
01:08:19.800 --> 01:08:24.399
of them. I've been lightening gasing
my whole life man pouring pouring hot sauce

903
01:08:24.439 --> 01:08:26.920
into Derek's gape director road and he
says, I don't think this is from

904
01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:30.239
twenty twenty three, but Derek's microwave
baby story is a classic. Oh yeah,

905
01:08:30.279 --> 01:08:34.039
yeah, yeah, yeah, my
friend who was in the Yeah,

906
01:08:34.199 --> 01:08:40.760
just for new listeners, my friend
was in the army. And if you've

907
01:08:40.800 --> 01:08:43.880
seen let's just put it this way, if you've seen any of the horrific

908
01:08:44.039 --> 01:08:46.520
photos or videos of things that are
going on in Gaza right now, it

909
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:50.760
was basically one of those things where
he casually told me how like he found

910
01:08:50.840 --> 01:08:57.960
a cooked baby in the microwave.
Think that the word cooks babies the way

911
01:08:58.039 --> 01:09:00.359
that you say it is so fucking
insane, because it's it's like one of

912
01:09:00.399 --> 01:09:03.600
those things where you have to because
you can't just say. You can't just

913
01:09:03.640 --> 01:09:08.399
say you found a baby microwave because
it may be implied that it was nuked,

914
01:09:08.920 --> 01:09:14.119
but not necessarily, I have to
emphasize that some motherfucker turned that ship

915
01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:21.960
on and cook the baby like it
fucked up, and then fucking what do

916
01:09:23.000 --> 01:09:26.399
you fucking stop? It's horrible.
Well, look at man, give me

917
01:09:26.399 --> 01:09:30.199
a horrible but I just saw something
the other day, like, I mean,

918
01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:31.760
like, it's just one of those
things. Man, Like I saw

919
01:09:31.800 --> 01:09:34.520
a kid picking up the remains of
one of his family member and I'm just

920
01:09:34.600 --> 01:09:40.560
like, I'm done. I was
just like I'm done. Twitter Twitter Twitter

921
01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:43.279
Twitter is lively. Now it sucks. It's like, really know, I

922
01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:45.760
will say, though, it's so
it's I think everybody needs to see one

923
01:09:45.800 --> 01:09:48.439
of those things, just one Like
you don't have to keep looking at it,

924
01:09:48.680 --> 01:09:50.880
but you need to at least know
that ship like that is going on

925
01:09:50.960 --> 01:09:54.960
every fucking day. You guys should
look up that video of the giraffe eating

926
01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:59.600
the baby. Uh what, let's
move on. Let's move on. That's

927
01:09:59.680 --> 01:10:05.239
real. Uh if you want we
come back, Yeah, if I spreaders,

928
01:10:05.279 --> 01:10:10.439
did I sung over the baby's neck
and swallows a hole? Dude?

929
01:10:10.479 --> 01:10:13.560
I saw? I saw. I
saw a giraffe swing its head at a

930
01:10:13.640 --> 01:10:16.279
plane and knock it out of the
sky. That's could you imagine seeing now,

931
01:10:16.319 --> 01:10:18.600
Like you're in the middle of n
y C. And a giraffe like

932
01:10:18.720 --> 01:10:25.560
breaks free, goes onto the flight
deck, blade, spirals out and blows

933
01:10:25.720 --> 01:10:32.399
up. I say, is that
a giraffe looks like it's getting mighty close

934
01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:36.960
to our plane. I feel like
a giraffe hit our plane. We're spiraling

935
01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:43.119
out of control, couldn't We're spiraling
out of control. Yeah, they're they're

936
01:10:43.319 --> 01:10:49.039
they're literally crashing. It's like we're
going we're we're I believe, only pretty

937
01:10:49.079 --> 01:10:55.319
fast into this mountain. I couldn't
help. But notice I think we hit

938
01:10:55.399 --> 01:11:00.760
the floor already. Something's wrong here. I can't feel any of my buddy,

939
01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:08.479
I'm dead. Are all of your
bones dislocated as well? Wringles and

940
01:11:08.680 --> 01:11:14.479
jamming out in the back? All
right, Uh, we can bang if

941
01:11:14.520 --> 01:11:15.920
you want to. You can piss
in my back. Rode Danny says Dennis

942
01:11:15.920 --> 01:11:20.319
Prager's gabies TM. I don't remember
this baby. Finally one that I don't

943
01:11:20.319 --> 01:11:24.359
remember either, Dennis Prager, I
remember that. This is funny. I

944
01:11:24.439 --> 01:11:28.359
don't remember what it was. I
guess. So if you drown a baby,

945
01:11:28.560 --> 01:11:32.239
it will die. It will the
baby fucking dies. Dude. There

946
01:11:32.319 --> 01:11:36.319
was a person that I know that
does not like know about the realm of

947
01:11:36.439 --> 01:11:41.319
YouTube poop that recited that to me. I forgot where I was, but

948
01:11:41.439 --> 01:11:43.880
I was like, oh, that
ship, Like that's when you know that

949
01:11:43.920 --> 01:11:46.479
shit is like transcended, like the
weird side of the Internet rolls like the

950
01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:53.920
baby fucking dies such a good God. Yeah, it's such a good YouTube.

951
01:11:53.960 --> 01:11:56.399
That might be I think, honestly
my favorite YouTube poop. I think

952
01:11:56.800 --> 01:12:00.720
it's fantastic. I think about it
easily, at least I three times a

953
01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:06.439
month. The baby fucking dies.
Uh, but pouring hot sauce on a

954
01:12:06.520 --> 01:12:11.079
dark scape, oh he run.
My favorite twenty twenty three moment is Swen's

955
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:14.800
consistently libility to look at what he
types. Case of boy being this thread

956
01:12:14.840 --> 01:12:17.079
being named episode three hundred instead of
two hundred. That was me. I

957
01:12:17.199 --> 01:12:21.760
want to be full on like like, I want to bring this. I

958
01:12:21.840 --> 01:12:27.079
wanted to bring this up specifically because
that's not fair, but it also is

959
01:12:27.159 --> 01:12:30.439
very fair because sweedy misspells literally everything. Yeah, that's true, it's a

960
01:12:30.479 --> 01:12:32.920
valid criticism. But you chose the
one the one time where it was my

961
01:12:33.079 --> 01:12:36.319
fault, right, I thought.
I thought that was usually you can fake

962
01:12:36.479 --> 01:12:40.119
left on me and get past it. But this time you fake left and

963
01:12:40.199 --> 01:12:43.359
I tripped through cake doing your teeth
and you fell down and cried. Then

964
01:12:43.359 --> 01:12:50.399
I want head and nut pouring pouring
pouring hot sauce into Derek escape directum h,

965
01:12:50.600 --> 01:12:55.600
don't gamble anytime soon, because the
odds of that were crazy. The

966
01:12:55.640 --> 01:13:00.119
adds that a while somebody getting knocked
down on their stomach and they're trying to

967
01:13:00.199 --> 01:13:03.199
crawl away and then you come on
the back in the head and it hits

968
01:13:03.239 --> 01:13:12.199
some Yeah, that's not that's what
that's fucked because yeah, you tripped him,

969
01:13:12.399 --> 01:13:15.199
you kicked them in the teeth,
then you came on them and knocked

970
01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:19.319
them out. That's just that's brutal. That's brutal. Oh man, it's

971
01:13:19.359 --> 01:13:21.800
like, yo, it is a
bruise, the big old welt on the

972
01:13:21.920 --> 01:13:26.239
back of his head, bright red. Oh yeah, dude. The Ford

973
01:13:26.399 --> 01:13:30.359
f one, the gay f one
fifty oh the Ford that ship is.

974
01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:34.199
I would say that's probably my favorite, only because, uh, when Jojo

975
01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:38.119
and I are driving, that's just
because you always see that, for one,

976
01:13:38.159 --> 01:13:40.960
the Ford f one fifty fifties in
the wild, and they're always just

977
01:13:41.039 --> 01:13:45.079
some fucking supreme douchebags driving too fast, and so immediately our mind's like he's

978
01:13:45.279 --> 01:13:49.159
on his way to go suck some
penis, like he can't wait, like

979
01:13:49.239 --> 01:13:54.880
he's so impatient that he's like causing
people ton't nearly crash. Well, makes

980
01:13:54.920 --> 01:13:59.279
it crazy that I felt like that
should have existed before us, but it

981
01:13:59.479 --> 01:14:02.439
didn't. I think we it is
weird. I I do think we I

982
01:14:02.640 --> 01:14:06.239
do. I I don't know,
man, I I haven't looked into it.

983
01:14:06.439 --> 01:14:11.319
I haven't looked deeply into it.
But I did notice that that was

984
01:14:11.479 --> 01:14:14.039
not really because that was kind of
an out of nowhere joke, like that

985
01:14:14.159 --> 01:14:15.960
was a joke I made in the
house to Chris. Yeah, you guys

986
01:14:17.680 --> 01:14:20.359
a little bit beforehand, a little
bit before him. Yeah, we did.

987
01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:24.239
We did make that joke years ago, and then we and then we

988
01:14:24.359 --> 01:14:26.479
made it on the podcast, and
then we started like I saw it on

989
01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:30.640
TikTok a couple of times where it's
just like the hot steam of a gay

990
01:14:31.840 --> 01:14:35.720
gaping a forward, you know.
So I'm like, oh, interesting,

991
01:14:36.119 --> 01:14:41.760
we might have saw it subconstiously somewhere
else. I think determined. Man,

992
01:14:43.279 --> 01:14:46.439
it's one of those things that but
I wouldn't be surprised. It's like that

993
01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:50.920
gay rock Ship for example. Everybody's
been doing gay parodies and stuff like that.

994
01:14:51.079 --> 01:14:57.039
Oh yeah, kids and ship,
but that there were so many versions

995
01:14:57.159 --> 01:15:00.760
of that when when when myne went
off, and so I think like,

996
01:15:00.920 --> 01:15:05.239
sometimes you just need that little spark
right and then and then it's open season

997
01:15:05.319 --> 01:15:10.319
on like something that's really fun.
As a matter of fact, uh open

998
01:15:10.640 --> 01:15:15.560
Metallica one. Starting to pick up
some fuck esteem from whom the balls grow.

999
01:15:17.000 --> 01:15:25.560
It shouldn't be a balls bro.
All the coups come into his balls,

1000
01:15:25.560 --> 01:15:30.239
and his balls are getting round and
full cock mar There's a couple.

1001
01:15:30.319 --> 01:15:35.399
There's a couple of right now it's
picked up these grows. There's a there's

1002
01:15:35.439 --> 01:15:42.600
a couple of these that I really
did genuinely forget. I want to definitely

1003
01:15:42.640 --> 01:15:45.399
Stephanie and it's like, I'm gonna
enroll you. It's like this is quote,

1004
01:15:45.439 --> 01:15:46.920
I'm gonna enroll you an archery so
I can have an excuse to cut

1005
01:15:46.960 --> 01:15:58.279
your tits off peg that that entire
conversation was why that was great that I

1006
01:15:58.279 --> 01:16:04.079
could smell thick underwater after I fuck
you think that's out of pocket award for

1007
01:16:04.239 --> 01:16:10.119
sure? Like that? Yeah,
the rankest pussy. My wife has the

1008
01:16:10.359 --> 01:16:14.199
rankest pussy ever. Bro. That
wouldn't wish it, wouldn't wish it on

1009
01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:17.439
anybody. Yeah, that's You're never
You're never gonna forget that. That smell

1010
01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:21.239
will be deeply forever embedded in you. You put your dick underwater, You're

1011
01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:25.399
submersed jail guy. That that kind
of thing, that kind of thing will

1012
01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:28.520
ruin otherwise, that kind of thing
will ruin otherwise. Like that's why I

1013
01:16:28.600 --> 01:16:31.319
try to I try to never I
try to never judge whenever there's like a

1014
01:16:31.680 --> 01:16:34.479
whenever there's like a relationship that doesn't
work, and everybody's like, everybody's like,

1015
01:16:34.520 --> 01:16:38.079
oh well, you remember, like
how when Sniper Wolf got cheated on

1016
01:16:38.119 --> 01:16:41.560
by that fat guy and everybody was
like, oh man, how did he

1017
01:16:41.600 --> 01:16:43.960
fumble that? And it's like,
man, I mean he's a cheater,

1018
01:16:44.119 --> 01:16:48.720
So like that's a problem. But
absolutely there's a possibility that there's some odor

1019
01:16:48.760 --> 01:16:54.319
there that was just impossible to relationships. I guess possible. I just don't

1020
01:16:54.319 --> 01:16:58.560
pay attention because we don't. I
don't know people in a relationship sense,

1021
01:16:58.600 --> 01:17:00.359
you know, like I know,
of course, yeah, I'm joking.

1022
01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:05.279
This isn't what makes it what makes
it fun you can take it obvious.

1023
01:17:06.920 --> 01:17:12.560
What makes it funny is that?
All right? That what makes it funny?

1024
01:17:12.600 --> 01:17:16.680
All right? And she did on
her with another attractive woman. Damn

1025
01:17:17.640 --> 01:17:19.560
he tossed her. So I was
like, God, this is the old

1026
01:17:19.680 --> 01:17:25.279
model. I'm finna run through this. He did. I'm like dang king

1027
01:17:25.359 --> 01:17:27.760
alert. I mean nothing if you
didn't want to be real, though,

1028
01:17:27.840 --> 01:17:34.600
man, you brought you the real
every motherfucker everyone wash yourself, man,

1029
01:17:34.680 --> 01:17:39.119
what the fuck is wrong? Please
please sanitize it? Like there's too many

1030
01:17:39.119 --> 01:17:43.840
people who don't really really don't understand
like how important that is just on a

1031
01:17:43.880 --> 01:17:50.319
base human levels, Like you can't
fathom how easy it is to just not

1032
01:17:51.359 --> 01:17:54.840
just to cut you out of it, out of people like you will you

1033
01:17:54.960 --> 01:17:58.239
can so easily be kud out of
your people's lives, Yeah, if you

1034
01:17:58.319 --> 01:18:00.520
are that person, Like I have
ever cut ties. I've cut ties with

1035
01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:03.840
people because they just fucking smell horrible, like straight up, yeah, I

1036
01:18:04.199 --> 01:18:08.199
just like I just I'm not I'm
not being around you. Also, nerds

1037
01:18:08.199 --> 01:18:10.159
in general, just clean yourselves up. Guys. There are some people that

1038
01:18:10.399 --> 01:18:13.079
there there are some people that I
know who smell horrible that I have no

1039
01:18:13.199 --> 01:18:15.000
choice but to stay friends with,
you know, And it's just like it's

1040
01:18:15.079 --> 01:18:17.199
it is what it is. Yeah. I mean I've met some people I

1041
01:18:17.239 --> 01:18:19.640
said, I keep a distance,
they don't. I've met some people that

1042
01:18:19.800 --> 01:18:25.920
don't. They they use uh deodorant, not anti press sprint, oh my,

1043
01:18:27.319 --> 01:18:31.039
And I'm like it doesn't problem.
Are you ten years old? Like,

1044
01:18:31.159 --> 01:18:36.520
it doesn't it doesn't like you are
just you need just the just the

1045
01:18:36.560 --> 01:18:41.439
amount of people who are like who
don't wash their legs, Yeah, that's

1046
01:18:41.439 --> 01:18:43.520
a weird one in the shower or
like they're just like, what do you

1047
01:18:43.600 --> 01:18:47.600
mean the water does it as it's
drains it as it's fallen off somebody someone

1048
01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:51.640
sitting in the video of I don't
know. There are these nerdous wait,

1049
01:18:51.960 --> 01:18:55.079
what do you mean don't wash their
legs. But they don't scrub, they

1050
01:18:55.079 --> 01:18:58.960
don't wash their legs. They'll wash
their upper body and then they let the

1051
01:18:59.079 --> 01:19:05.920
soap and water like kind of like
Sky's there's a lot of people that do

1052
01:19:06.079 --> 01:19:09.960
that. There's a lot of people
that are like, no, that's that's

1053
01:19:10.199 --> 01:19:14.199
it's fine. And I'm like then
I'm like, then what's the point of

1054
01:19:15.600 --> 01:19:18.520
It's one of those things where look, if you're in a camping environment or

1055
01:19:18.520 --> 01:19:21.399
if you're in a like we don't
have access to running water, Yeah,

1056
01:19:21.439 --> 01:19:25.119
you can get the wipes and then
you wash you know, the pits,

1057
01:19:25.560 --> 01:19:28.479
your genital is your ass, right, you just you you get those areas

1058
01:19:28.520 --> 01:19:31.880
and then that's because you don't have
running water obviously, but when there's running

1059
01:19:31.920 --> 01:19:34.920
water, you can wash your entire
body. You can. You can just

1060
01:19:35.039 --> 01:19:39.319
go over it real quick. You
know, it's crazy. You can bend

1061
01:19:39.439 --> 01:19:46.159
down or it's truly like radio stations. Fucking somebody sent me a they was

1062
01:19:46.239 --> 01:19:50.279
showing a thing of It was almost
like an argument to not do it,

1063
01:19:50.279 --> 01:19:54.359
because some people are saying, well, your legs still get pretty clean for

1064
01:19:54.439 --> 01:19:58.119
the most part. Here's the study
of people doing it unwashed legs versus washed

1065
01:19:58.159 --> 01:20:00.279
legs in the shower, and then
they inspect it like the bacteria on them.

1066
01:20:01.680 --> 01:20:05.880
Like there's people forget about skin build
up. They forget about the dead

1067
01:20:05.920 --> 01:20:09.399
skin build up. That's the biggest
thing that people forget about, like where

1068
01:20:09.399 --> 01:20:13.159
they're like, oh, I just
washed myself with my hands. They use

1069
01:20:13.159 --> 01:20:15.359
a bar soap and I'm like,
yeah, see that's okay. But then

1070
01:20:15.720 --> 01:20:18.319
the skin build up. You're not
gonna get the skin off. So you

1071
01:20:18.399 --> 01:20:25.079
want to exfoliate, have something something
that gives you that will give you a

1072
01:20:25.119 --> 01:20:27.640
little bit of a scrub. How
often how often do you replace that thing?

1073
01:20:27.800 --> 01:20:29.960
Because I feel like I'm overboard with
it. I do like every like

1074
01:20:30.199 --> 01:20:33.920
every two weeks. I don't do
it that much. Every two weeks.

1075
01:20:34.279 --> 01:20:40.600
I don't do it that much.
I actually have so I actually I feel

1076
01:20:40.640 --> 01:20:43.560
like a weirdo. But these things
work so much better than lufahs. They're

1077
01:20:43.720 --> 01:20:48.560
they're gloves, They're like way better. But I also feel like a freak

1078
01:20:48.640 --> 01:21:00.000
wearing them because gloves on it feels
weird. But like I'm so like,

1079
01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:02.840
dude, here's the thing I thought
about that I haven't I've thought about.

1080
01:21:02.880 --> 01:21:04.640
Like I looked at it. I
was like, that's a good idea,

1081
01:21:04.680 --> 01:21:10.359
actually, and I haven't got my
mind's been blown the most where I figured

1082
01:21:10.359 --> 01:21:13.319
out that, Like I'm not washing
my balls good enough because like here's the

1083
01:21:13.399 --> 01:21:15.600
thing. The loofah, you're still
you're you're scared. You don't want to

1084
01:21:15.640 --> 01:21:18.640
hit your balls on accidents. No, you're this thing. No broken my

1085
01:21:18.720 --> 01:21:21.640
balls. My balls are steel.
It can't I can't hurt them anymore.

1086
01:21:23.039 --> 01:21:29.680
I my testical skin is flexible adamantium. This is breakthrough ship right here.

1087
01:21:29.960 --> 01:21:31.560
But no, bro like that that
glove thing, like you know, like

1088
01:21:31.600 --> 01:21:33.960
say you scratch your like you pinch
them. A lot of people pinch their

1089
01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:38.399
nuts from scratch them. When you
wash your nuts like that, that's that's

1090
01:21:38.479 --> 01:21:44.600
the way to wash them that's actually
when I had I didn't like I didn't

1091
01:21:44.760 --> 01:21:47.680
like using a loofah to wash there
because it just I don't know, there's

1092
01:21:47.680 --> 01:21:53.680
something that's felt weird and unbalanced about
it. So I would usually like intervene

1093
01:21:53.720 --> 01:21:56.960
with other things. But these these
gloves are revolutionary and you can wash them.

1094
01:21:57.199 --> 01:21:58.920
You can wash the gloves. You're
not to throw them away. I

1095
01:21:59.039 --> 01:22:00.520
used I used iron, I used
to cast, I used what you call

1096
01:22:00.560 --> 01:22:04.800
it, a steel wool bro whole
body, steel wol clean my whole body.

1097
01:22:05.840 --> 01:22:09.399
I gotta. I got a pedicure
for the first time. Jojo was

1098
01:22:09.399 --> 01:22:15.399
like, hey, let's go,
and they use this little sponge that fucking

1099
01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:19.079
felt like that so like they used
to on the bottom, but they they

1100
01:22:19.239 --> 01:22:24.239
do the top first, and I'm
like, I'm like, it almost felt

1101
01:22:24.279 --> 01:22:28.399
like getting a tattoo was like,
what's crazy? Little? Because so I

1102
01:22:28.520 --> 01:22:32.439
have I have from being a young
person that played sports. My feet suck.

1103
01:22:33.119 --> 01:22:40.359
My feet are terrible. They're like
mostly stone the feet, So what

1104
01:22:40.760 --> 01:22:43.279
have sleigh feet is whatever. I'm
okay with it. I'm okay with it.

1105
01:22:43.439 --> 01:22:45.640
I'm fine with it. I understand, I understand what I have.

1106
01:22:46.279 --> 01:22:51.239
Lily forced me to go get go, get my fucking toes done once and

1107
01:22:51.399 --> 01:22:54.600
for me, I didn't want to
do because I don't want to put any

1108
01:22:54.720 --> 01:22:59.479
person through that. I don't want
someone to have to do that. That

1109
01:22:59.680 --> 01:23:02.239
is why I didn't want to go. And Lily was like, you gotta

1110
01:23:02.279 --> 01:23:05.520
go. We went there and this
person put my feet in boiling hot water.

1111
01:23:05.640 --> 01:23:10.760
Luckily, my feet are mostly callous, so I knew it was hot

1112
01:23:10.880 --> 01:23:14.600
because of the fact that I could
feel it. That was like the fact

1113
01:23:14.600 --> 01:23:16.720
that I can feel this and that
person was doing my toes. There were

1114
01:23:16.840 --> 01:23:20.319
sparks, like a few times when
they were doing whatever they were doing to

1115
01:23:20.399 --> 01:23:24.840
me, and I'm like, why
would I gave the person a big tob

1116
01:23:24.880 --> 01:23:30.479
I was like, you deserve,
betterserve what just happened. Didn't feel good,

1117
01:23:30.560 --> 01:23:31.680
though, did you? Did you
like the I didn't really feel it

1118
01:23:31.720 --> 01:23:38.479
because my feet are flos even the
top. My feet are fucking callous.

1119
01:23:38.600 --> 01:23:41.760
To ship, dude, if I
shot myself on my foot, the bullet

1120
01:23:41.800 --> 01:23:45.359
wouldn't go through my foot, all
right, That's that's impressive. It would

1121
01:23:45.479 --> 01:23:50.439
dent in, but it wouldn't go
through chasing chasing. Oh my god,

1122
01:23:50.520 --> 01:23:59.680
I I forgot, Oh fuck,
I forgot about that. He was way

1123
01:23:59.760 --> 01:24:01.119
too big to making threats like that, du because he was like a fucking

1124
01:24:01.199 --> 01:24:04.359
like a middle schooler, way bigger
than the teacher. It was like,

1125
01:24:04.680 --> 01:24:09.520
yo, he believe it. Jason
Talbern is your bits about Matthew Broder running

1126
01:24:09.520 --> 01:24:13.880
over people in character as Inspector Gadget
and Gordon Ramsey blowing off his own head

1127
01:24:13.960 --> 01:24:18.680
to motivate a cook. I the
I forgot about that last night because I've

1128
01:24:18.680 --> 01:24:26.600
been watching I've been watching Bar Rescue
with the hostess named John Taffer and he's

1129
01:24:26.640 --> 01:24:31.960
like a loud mouth like freak like
Gordon Ramsey, and we essentially we I

1130
01:24:32.079 --> 01:24:36.159
had a very same scenario with that, where it's instead of blowing his head

1131
01:24:36.199 --> 01:24:40.199
off, he put T and T
in the bar and blows everybody up,

1132
01:24:40.239 --> 01:24:44.159
including himself, just being so upset
with the whole situation. But it's such

1133
01:24:44.199 --> 01:24:46.439
a great show. It's it's a
great show. But it reminded me of

1134
01:24:46.560 --> 01:24:49.159
I was just thinking about the Gordon
Ramsey blowing his head off. It was

1135
01:24:49.199 --> 01:24:53.439
like that was funny. That was
funny as fuck. And then the last

1136
01:24:53.479 --> 01:24:55.880
one, last one, there's a
bunch, there's so many. There's actually

1137
01:24:55.920 --> 01:24:58.479
like we had a great year with
like h with a lot of these.

1138
01:24:59.119 --> 01:25:01.680
A couple of them don't on.
They just commented, Yeah, I mean,

1139
01:25:02.359 --> 01:25:08.399
uh pee wee. Harmony comes up
a lot. I scrolled through a

1140
01:25:08.439 --> 01:25:14.000
bunch of them. Oh, the
homeless audience, the fucking margin, Homer

1141
01:25:14.039 --> 01:25:17.000
Simpson burping on my clip thing in
cell, Walt Junior, A lot of

1142
01:25:17.039 --> 01:25:23.760
Walt Juniors. Uh, A lot
of Pizza Time, Pizza Times, A

1143
01:25:23.760 --> 01:25:30.840
classic that we're gonna we got the
last one that bought better, the last

1144
01:25:30.880 --> 01:25:34.520
one, the last one. I
gotta listen to that again. I totally

1145
01:25:34.520 --> 01:25:38.439
forgot what that. I know that
it's from the same Inspector Gadget episode.

1146
01:25:38.479 --> 01:25:41.039
Yeah, I just don't remember,
like what the fuck that entire thing was.

1147
01:25:41.479 --> 01:25:46.399
But Na Zomi wrote in last one
in this episode, they're putting time

1148
01:25:46.439 --> 01:25:49.000
Sampson. She put time Simmons or
not time Sam, Oh, no,

1149
01:25:49.079 --> 01:25:53.800
there is. Why don't you just
why don't you just ship up your own

1150
01:25:53.920 --> 01:25:58.760
back? I think about that'll every
once in a while. That's so funny.

1151
01:25:59.319 --> 01:26:01.760
I like you, you're so upset
you made up. He shut up

1152
01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:05.720
his back so hard that he has
a stripe. It's like a fucking.

1153
01:26:05.840 --> 01:26:15.079
It's like an inverse fucking. It's
like the avatar his back. You shut

1154
01:26:15.199 --> 01:26:17.760
up, it's so hard, dude, wasn't that you though? Yeah?

1155
01:26:18.399 --> 01:26:21.079
Yeah, that was like the shut
up my back so hard a scar.

1156
01:26:21.840 --> 01:26:27.720
The rea was, uh, you
needed to go right or you were like

1157
01:26:27.800 --> 01:26:31.760
wanted to get some food and being
impatient. You you you just shut up

1158
01:26:31.760 --> 01:26:36.880
your bat for sustenance, right?
Was that that? Upset up your hat?

1159
01:26:38.039 --> 01:26:40.359
Up your hat, down, your
hat into your own mouth. Eat

1160
01:26:41.199 --> 01:26:47.640
fucking So that is so subhuman,
dude, It is so vile and like

1161
01:26:48.079 --> 01:26:50.680
exactly that was a spider Man.
That was a spider Man argument too.

1162
01:26:50.720 --> 01:26:54.720
That was like I think, yeah, one eighty three, I'm pretty sure.

1163
01:26:54.920 --> 01:27:01.119
Yeah, one three, two,
two fifty seven fifty bro, So

1164
01:27:01.960 --> 01:27:05.239
you guys can tune into it.
I totally forgot about that. Of course

1165
01:27:05.359 --> 01:27:10.279
at the end of the podcast too, is at the very end, and

1166
01:27:10.359 --> 01:27:14.439
you were like, I gotta go, oh man, yeah, the end

1167
01:27:15.079 --> 01:27:17.119
like that. You yourself like that, buddy. Goddamn, it's kind of

1168
01:27:17.119 --> 01:27:20.199
impressive to be able to aim like
that though, too. You just know

1169
01:27:20.279 --> 01:27:32.199
that's gonna happen. That's your body. You're oh, we've had a good

1170
01:27:32.239 --> 01:27:35.479
show. Uh that's what what are
we? What are we feeling? You

1171
01:27:35.520 --> 01:27:40.159
want to do like maybe like two
or three questions, just a handful,

1172
01:27:40.399 --> 01:27:43.239
yeah, and then and then we'll
yeah, yeah, yeah. This was

1173
01:27:43.359 --> 01:27:46.119
This is obviously a reminiscing episode.
Still audience participation. You guys still participated,

1174
01:27:46.119 --> 01:27:51.199
You're still getting you niggas. All
right, Well you said the end

1175
01:27:51.239 --> 01:27:57.359
word on Twitter. Yeah, I
had to sit in. I couldn't use

1176
01:27:57.359 --> 01:28:02.159
any other word but that. Uh
gay geta Prince of all Gains wrote and

1177
01:28:02.199 --> 01:28:05.159
he says, hey, they are
my snarky gaze. Which ninja turtle do

1178
01:28:05.159 --> 01:28:13.199
you think has the biggest cock?
M Definitely Donatello Donnie because he's he's trying

1179
01:28:13.800 --> 01:28:20.119
Donnie because he's tampered with it.
It's to grow his penis. I feel

1180
01:28:20.199 --> 01:28:28.359
like, yeah, angry, I
feel like my my my instinct is that

1181
01:28:28.399 --> 01:28:32.159
they're all like one of them clearly
has the biggest one, but like it's

1182
01:28:32.199 --> 01:28:35.560
still really like unimpressive because it's still
a turtle, you know, Like it's

1183
01:28:35.880 --> 01:28:42.640
their arguments like mine's biggest, and
it's like a molecule like turtles boast on

1184
01:28:42.680 --> 01:28:45.560
his sides have pretty big wee weies. Man. Yeah, but they're mutant

1185
01:28:45.920 --> 01:28:49.520
turtles. They probably have mutant cocks. Maybe maybe you know it could it

1186
01:28:49.560 --> 01:28:53.600
could be like the Elephant Man,
where like the generals are completely untouched.

1187
01:28:55.279 --> 01:28:59.039
Well, damn, that's suck.
It's true. He had elephant titis in

1188
01:28:59.159 --> 01:29:02.119
every every part of his body except
his peep. And that's not even a

1189
01:29:02.159 --> 01:29:05.039
joke. It's real. You got
an elephant titus, asshole. But he

1190
01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:11.000
had a fucking regular fucking he's got. He's got the biggest he's got the

1191
01:29:11.279 --> 01:29:16.880
biggest fucking kuwaka ever, but the
tiniest little peking on your ass. You

1192
01:29:17.319 --> 01:29:27.479
just it's just puckering up. It's
just put a big old fat ass so

1193
01:29:27.800 --> 01:29:31.439
gross looks like gross, it looks
it looks like you strapped a doughnut to

1194
01:29:31.479 --> 01:29:35.880
your jeans. It's crazy. Man, you're dating a girl and you're diating

1195
01:29:35.920 --> 01:29:39.359
a girl right and she's like,
okay, I don't want to tell you

1196
01:29:39.479 --> 01:29:47.920
this. I have particularly fat asshole, Like excuse me, Like it's three

1197
01:29:48.039 --> 01:29:50.840
D, Like what do you mean? You pick it out and it looks

1198
01:29:50.920 --> 01:29:55.680
like it looks like if you roll
a balloon, you know, like you

1199
01:29:56.279 --> 01:29:59.880
know, like I know exactly what
you're saying. You know what I mean?

1200
01:30:00.640 --> 01:30:03.880
I LL back a little bit on
itself. You guys going in though,

1201
01:30:04.000 --> 01:30:08.479
is that there you are, you
going in I mean diving over here,

1202
01:30:08.520 --> 01:30:12.319
bro, transit to the other side. I have no I have no

1203
01:30:12.439 --> 01:30:15.600
desire stargate. Uh, you're never
gonna know you like, then you're not

1204
01:30:15.680 --> 01:30:17.439
gonna know you like the wormhole,
so you jump in it. You know.

1205
01:30:17.840 --> 01:30:23.359
I don't even I don't need I'm
so satisfied with the current diet.

1206
01:30:23.439 --> 01:30:26.159
You know, I hate people.
It makes me sad. I'm like,

1207
01:30:26.159 --> 01:30:29.760
I want you, I want you
to experienced. Yeah, man, I

1208
01:30:29.800 --> 01:30:31.560
don't like I don't want to experience
it. If you want to specifically avoid

1209
01:30:31.600 --> 01:30:34.000
the asshole, if you ain't need
an ass you ain't got no class,

1210
01:30:35.600 --> 01:30:41.199
consider me classless. You consider me
the most classless motherfucker on the face of

1211
01:30:41.239 --> 01:30:44.880
the girls. Man, that's why, that's why you're scared. No,

1212
01:30:45.039 --> 01:30:47.159
it's just a matter of just like, I don't trust any I just don't

1213
01:30:47.159 --> 01:30:51.199
trust any human being to be clean
enough for that to be Okay, it's

1214
01:30:51.239 --> 01:30:59.479
not about them. Just yeah,
I know you probably here. Here's here's

1215
01:30:59.479 --> 01:31:06.439
my rebuttal there is there is bacteria
shipting all over you at all times.

1216
01:31:08.119 --> 01:31:15.359
Yeah, so you know, but
there's yeah, well there's there's technically homicide

1217
01:31:15.399 --> 01:31:19.039
happening all over my entire body.
Like there's like cells that killing other cells.

1218
01:31:19.079 --> 01:31:25.680
There's like that is stupid, that's
not the right. There's stop happening.

1219
01:31:26.119 --> 01:31:30.439
There's death. There's death and murder
happening. There's death and murder happening

1220
01:31:30.479 --> 01:31:34.880
all over my body. Happen not
murder. They're not the same. Why

1221
01:31:35.960 --> 01:31:39.800
do you not consider it alive?
There's the conversation that we were having last

1222
01:31:39.800 --> 01:31:43.399
time, not alive in a way
that you consider the homicidal instance. It's

1223
01:31:43.439 --> 01:31:45.359
not the same thing. Okay,
so I didn't know they don't have,

1224
01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:49.760
uh that that if that's true,
If that's true based on your number of

1225
01:31:49.800 --> 01:31:55.600
the amount of Plan B pills and
abortions I've had done, I am I

1226
01:31:55.760 --> 01:32:00.640
put Bundy the shame if these are
true statements, just because and I should

1227
01:32:00.640 --> 01:32:05.800
be like Hannibal Lecter, I'll just
be just spend it upside down. I

1228
01:32:05.880 --> 01:32:09.479
had at least I had at least
one I've I've had to buy a plan

1229
01:32:09.600 --> 01:32:15.079
be at least once. Bro I
didn't have to get that ship. Bitch

1230
01:32:15.920 --> 01:32:19.640
like you crazy, don't care.
I think that if you get mad,

1231
01:32:19.840 --> 01:32:24.000
if you got some can abandon you
and you could just you know honestly,

1232
01:32:24.199 --> 01:32:27.880
honestly, sometimes sometimes I think it's
like this is a real thought. But

1233
01:32:27.960 --> 01:32:33.560
sometimes I think like maybe I should
just let that happen. What my life

1234
01:32:33.560 --> 01:32:36.079
would be like if if I just
had if I had like a child right

1235
01:32:36.119 --> 01:32:40.199
now? Crazy tell you right now, it would be interesting, Chris,

1236
01:32:40.239 --> 01:32:43.399
I can tell you right now as
someone that's known you for much longer than

1237
01:32:43.760 --> 01:32:47.560
what I've known you don't fucking do
that. Yeah, of course, don't.

1238
01:32:48.479 --> 01:32:54.880
No point I would know. I
would. I know I would not

1239
01:32:54.960 --> 01:32:57.800
have I would not have a child
with anybody that I wasn't in love with.

1240
01:32:59.000 --> 01:33:00.640
Sincerely, I mean that, I
like, that's a genuine sentiment.

1241
01:33:01.159 --> 01:33:04.920
Yeah, that's that's the idea,
right, that's the idea. It is

1242
01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:12.680
funny though, to me that the
one benefit I guess to where say maybe

1243
01:33:12.720 --> 01:33:15.399
I knocked some chick up and then
she came back way later like hey,

1244
01:33:15.520 --> 01:33:18.720
uh you have a kid. The
one thing, because the one thing that

1245
01:33:18.880 --> 01:33:24.680
terrifies with the most moving kid is
just raised it would be well, no,

1246
01:33:24.760 --> 01:33:27.159
I don't care, I'll that'd be
hilarious. No, I don't mean

1247
01:33:27.199 --> 01:33:30.039
like homosexual, that's I mean,
oh like like oh that type of gay.

1248
01:33:30.119 --> 01:33:31.359
Yeah, of course I'm afraid,
yea, because I gotn't mind my

1249
01:33:31.399 --> 01:33:34.079
kid if my kid's gay. I'm
actually like fucking thrilled. Actually, I'm

1250
01:33:34.159 --> 01:33:39.039
like, Yeah, you're gonna go
in every You're gonna be makeup person.

1251
01:33:39.199 --> 01:33:44.119
You're gonna fucking you're gonna do gay
porn and make millions, and they're very

1252
01:33:44.319 --> 01:33:46.640
likely gonna be better than a normal
person. You're very gonna like to be

1253
01:33:46.680 --> 01:33:48.560
a better person in the motion.
Did you see that thing? Did you

1254
01:33:48.600 --> 01:33:51.960
see that thing about like you did
you see that? It's like a It's

1255
01:33:51.960 --> 01:33:55.520
like a thing on Twitter that was
like going around and said like it was

1256
01:33:55.600 --> 01:33:58.159
some I don't remember what country.
Maybe it was like Europe, or it

1257
01:33:58.239 --> 01:34:00.479
was somewhere in Europe or maybe here, I don't know, but there was

1258
01:34:00.520 --> 01:34:03.720
some down syndrome person who won a
seat in like I don't know, not

1259
01:34:03.920 --> 01:34:08.119
not Congress or Parliament, but something
like that, like some government seat.

1260
01:34:08.600 --> 01:34:11.119
Right, there was somebody with down
syndrome and somebody would There was a big

1261
01:34:11.119 --> 01:34:12.880
tweet going around. It's like I
don't think that. I think this goes

1262
01:34:12.920 --> 01:34:15.399
without saying, but if you have
down cinder, we shouldn't hold office or

1263
01:34:15.399 --> 01:34:18.680
something. And I remember thinking,
like I read it out loud, and

1264
01:34:18.760 --> 01:34:25.720
I thought, like, I feel
like I trust these people more like for

1265
01:34:25.920 --> 01:34:30.079
some reason, that didn't bother me
at all. Like I looked at it

1266
01:34:30.079 --> 01:34:31.760
and I was like, I actually
think that's probably like a better person if

1267
01:34:31.800 --> 01:34:34.479
we if everybody in power was down, senderme, I actually feel like,

1268
01:34:34.560 --> 01:34:39.600
I actually feel like in some way
we'd have a better situation if they'd let

1269
01:34:39.640 --> 01:34:43.000
people have office. They should let
anybody have office, probably in defaulting,

1270
01:34:44.159 --> 01:34:46.159
probably in default, probably in default. You're probably right, Chris, I

1271
01:34:46.239 --> 01:34:50.880
think like if if everyone was replaced
with a with a person with down syndrome,

1272
01:34:51.439 --> 01:34:55.920
I think the results would be infinitely
better, because I think pretty much,

1273
01:34:55.920 --> 01:34:59.319
I genuinely think they would improve.
I sincerely I think it a disgusting

1274
01:34:59.439 --> 01:35:01.800
number. I'll be over ninety percent
of the people that are in Congress right

1275
01:35:01.880 --> 01:35:08.560
now are just money hungry pieces of
ship, just trying to line their pockets

1276
01:35:08.960 --> 01:35:12.239
so exactly, and you'd have they're
not interested, but they're just interested in

1277
01:35:12.279 --> 01:35:16.279
grilled cheeses and like we can all
like like that's something that anybody can afford.

1278
01:35:16.319 --> 01:35:19.159
That's the thing. It's like the
current politicians is like you bribe them

1279
01:35:19.199 --> 01:35:23.880
with like you need like millions of
dollars to bribe them, you know,

1280
01:35:24.159 --> 01:35:28.520
assuming that like I mean, I
got bread, I got you know,

1281
01:35:28.920 --> 01:35:33.760
that'sn't even that's anything. Yeah,
that's but they're just said, they just

1282
01:35:33.800 --> 01:35:36.039
seem so happy, man, Like
I just I don't know, man,

1283
01:35:36.079 --> 01:35:40.039
I'm envious to them. Honestly in
a lot of ways. It just seems

1284
01:35:40.079 --> 01:35:42.520
so really hard and you can be
like, you know, but then that

1285
01:35:42.520 --> 01:35:45.279
would just make me retarded. That
wouldn't make me Down syndrome. That there's

1286
01:35:45.279 --> 01:35:47.680
a different I can. I can
just try to neuromancy or something like that.

1287
01:35:47.800 --> 01:35:55.800
And I guess what you can do
also surgery to make you like surgery?

1288
01:35:56.680 --> 01:35:59.199
Do you guys feel like as we
brought this up on the podcast,

1289
01:35:59.279 --> 01:36:00.359
but like we've got a lot of
and uh we got a lot of new

1290
01:36:00.439 --> 01:36:02.960
listeners as well, so I feel
like it's worth bringing up again. Am

1291
01:36:02.960 --> 01:36:05.439
I the only person who feels like
Channing Tatum looks like somebody who was cured

1292
01:36:05.479 --> 01:36:09.000
of down syndrome? He has looks
like someone that still has it, but

1293
01:36:10.600 --> 01:36:13.800
like he looks like somebody little bit
of it. Yeah, he looks like

1294
01:36:13.920 --> 01:36:17.680
he he looks like uh like he
just like like he took a I don't

1295
01:36:17.680 --> 01:36:21.279
know, like he took something and
healed him. There's definitely I mean,

1296
01:36:21.319 --> 01:36:25.039
you're definitely right that he he all
the roles that he plays, so he

1297
01:36:25.079 --> 01:36:29.720
plays like a like a person that
is a little bit off or there's something.

1298
01:36:29.840 --> 01:36:32.199
I don't mean his roles, I
mean his face, that's why.

1299
01:36:32.680 --> 01:36:36.239
But he plays those roles because of
his face. Right, Like he tried

1300
01:36:36.279 --> 01:36:41.000
to do one serious role and I
couldn't take him seriously. He was some

1301
01:36:41.680 --> 01:36:44.079
army thing where he's with the dog
and he's got to like travel with the

1302
01:36:44.119 --> 01:36:47.840
dog. I think the movie is
called Dog actually, and he's just all

1303
01:36:47.880 --> 01:36:50.680
I kept thinking every line he was
saying. Literally, he's just saying,

1304
01:36:50.720 --> 01:36:54.119
my name is Jeff. And I'm
like, this isn't working for me,

1305
01:36:54.399 --> 01:37:00.800
and so I stopped watching it.
Yeah anyway my name. Yeah, it's

1306
01:37:00.640 --> 01:37:04.279
he ruined himself by doing that.
He fucking ruined himself. He did.

1307
01:37:04.359 --> 01:37:09.199
He set himself back three hundred years. Yeah, I saw three hundred years.

1308
01:37:09.760 --> 01:37:12.399
I mean I saw he was pretty
good at coming on. Was that

1309
01:37:12.479 --> 01:37:16.479
movie called the Gay Dancing Movie?
Oh, Magic Mike? Yeah, Magic

1310
01:37:16.560 --> 01:37:18.560
Mike. That's it. That's it. Like he had a really good coming

1311
01:37:18.600 --> 01:37:23.199
scene. We're like I think you
had a prosthetic penis loo because I was

1312
01:37:23.239 --> 01:37:25.079
way too big. It was like
it look like that sh It was like

1313
01:37:26.079 --> 01:37:29.159
yeah, I think it's fair nine
inches soft or whatever. And I was

1314
01:37:29.199 --> 01:37:30.960
like, god damn, he was
dancing and he was just dripping and stuff

1315
01:37:31.000 --> 01:37:33.000
like that. I was like,
this is this a little much dripping?

1316
01:37:34.960 --> 01:37:38.720
Yeah? And I was like this
is wow, this is only rated R.

1317
01:37:38.840 --> 01:37:42.760
That's pretty crazy. Okay, interesting, Juxtaw the Jester. Could we

1318
01:37:42.800 --> 01:37:45.560
get an extra Amma where you write
the first season of the of the N

1319
01:37:45.600 --> 01:37:48.079
Word Quest TV show in the Eldest
Rolls universe. I don't know what this

1320
01:37:48.279 --> 01:37:55.279
is. Is this a reference to
your in that video game idea? That's

1321
01:37:55.359 --> 01:38:05.079
not what it's called. It's called
Gangs the Quest. That's pretty crazy.

1322
01:38:08.760 --> 01:38:11.680
I think that will be a spin
off. So I think we can work

1323
01:38:11.720 --> 01:38:15.399
with something like that. We'll figure
it out. That's great. I love

1324
01:38:15.439 --> 01:38:18.800
you. We should write we should
write for the Camo. We should write

1325
01:38:18.880 --> 01:38:25.000
Lord of the Rings but make it
and black people. And we got to

1326
01:38:25.159 --> 01:38:35.000
cast because I think I think Kevin
Larious on the nose man or Kat Williams

1327
01:38:36.520 --> 01:38:41.279
another one that's on the nose.
Really, there should be somebody so the

1328
01:38:41.359 --> 01:38:47.960
idea, how about this Indurius alba
as fro talking. We're talking some fucking

1329
01:38:48.439 --> 01:38:54.159
like this ring took out? Where
are we? Yeah, well this is

1330
01:38:54.199 --> 01:38:56.680
an extram. Yeah, we can
think about that later. Yeah. Yeah,

1331
01:38:58.279 --> 01:39:00.800
Lord of the Rings. Let's write
Lord of the Rings. Yeah.

1332
01:39:00.199 --> 01:39:04.199
But the gangs. I would love
to I would love to map out gangs

1333
01:39:04.279 --> 01:39:10.119
the quest because I have I have
a guide in my head. We could

1334
01:39:10.199 --> 01:39:14.720
fill in like a lot of the
details of how I was supposed to go.

1335
01:39:14.800 --> 01:39:16.800
We can name the people too,
because in the in the thing that

1336
01:39:16.880 --> 01:39:20.159
I had, the rough draft,
there was no names. Uh ugh,

1337
01:39:20.720 --> 01:39:25.520
yeah, there was. I was
very enthusiastic about this. I think I

1338
01:39:25.560 --> 01:39:30.039
came with a rough draft back in
like twenty thirteen maybe, and I might

1339
01:39:30.159 --> 01:39:33.319
have some notes of it still left, but I just remember the important parts.

1340
01:39:33.840 --> 01:39:36.920
But it wasn't like the only thing
that was like, oh, combat

1341
01:39:38.079 --> 01:39:42.439
mechanics and then just somewhat of a
plot was kind of laid out, but

1342
01:39:42.560 --> 01:39:45.079
no characters and stuff like that.
We didn't have any names or anything,

1343
01:39:45.800 --> 01:39:48.159
so that me and my friend were
just talking shit. But I would fucking

1344
01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:53.840
love I would love us to fill
this out, make it something, and

1345
01:39:53.880 --> 01:39:57.760
then I will literally pitch it to
people because I would at least want like

1346
01:39:57.840 --> 01:40:02.239
a sprite fucking R and PG like
an indie I think that this could really

1347
01:40:02.359 --> 01:40:05.720
happen, like if this idea was
fleshed out well, and it's like,

1348
01:40:05.800 --> 01:40:10.239
yo, just an indie project does
need to be fucking three D or some

1349
01:40:10.319 --> 01:40:13.680
shit. It's like, uh,
it's like, uh, I loved playing

1350
01:40:14.439 --> 01:40:15.760
you know. Oh I didn't love
playing Undertail, but you know what I'm

1351
01:40:15.760 --> 01:40:19.239
saying, like just a lot of
people love that ship. I didn't really

1352
01:40:19.239 --> 01:40:23.560
care for it that much, to
be honest, but yeah, that's it.

1353
01:40:23.760 --> 01:40:25.479
Kind of like I was like,
oh this, why is this so

1354
01:40:25.600 --> 01:40:27.840
hyped? I don't, okay,
but it's cool. It's it's cool that

1355
01:40:27.880 --> 01:40:30.840
it's by one guys. Really that's
what it is. And that's kind of

1356
01:40:30.880 --> 01:40:33.279
my point. That's kind of my
point being like I think this under the

1357
01:40:33.359 --> 01:40:40.880
care of somebody like that would be
a really fucking fun game. And we

1358
01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:42.920
put ourselves in it for some reason, you know, figure it out,

1359
01:40:43.039 --> 01:40:45.800
like we'll be like I want to
be like a blacksmith or the Blacksmith.

1360
01:40:45.880 --> 01:40:48.760
I'm the black Blacksmith, you know
what I mean something like that, your

1361
01:40:48.800 --> 01:40:59.960
name is black Smith. Yeah,
my name is black Butcher Town Butcher.

1362
01:41:00.039 --> 01:41:08.039
Sure, I love it all right, that'd be pretty fire, that'd be

1363
01:41:08.119 --> 01:41:13.520
fair man love that last one,
dort snort. How do you feel about

1364
01:41:13.520 --> 01:41:15.279
all these YouTubers quitting and do you
see yourselves quitting anytime soon? Yeah?

1365
01:41:15.359 --> 01:41:19.920
Mac Cat retired, Tom Scott retired. It's interesting. Yeah, there's been

1366
01:41:19.960 --> 01:41:24.840
a few people. The one thing
that annoys me, though, I will

1367
01:41:24.880 --> 01:41:30.920
say is most of the people that
experience burnout that I've seen at that level,

1368
01:41:32.239 --> 01:41:39.560
I think they have more of a
problem, almost an addiction, than

1369
01:41:39.800 --> 01:41:45.039
that they needed to address. Then, when you're at a certain level,

1370
01:41:45.119 --> 01:41:47.560
you can pack away, like say
when you go to vacation, you can

1371
01:41:47.640 --> 01:41:53.239
pack away and schedule some episodes.
It's something, and you have the resources

1372
01:41:53.640 --> 01:41:56.760
and there's a lot of things you
can do to manage that and work shoot

1373
01:41:56.760 --> 01:41:59.720
out to where you can have a
break. At a lower level much harder

1374
01:41:59.760 --> 01:42:01.560
to do. So people that experience
burned out on a level like us and

1375
01:42:01.640 --> 01:42:04.159
lower makes a lot of sense because
like, fuck, I can't really stop.

1376
01:42:04.199 --> 01:42:06.800
If I stop, I'm fucked all
this kind of a thing. But

1377
01:42:06.880 --> 01:42:10.880
at a certain high level, I
feel like these people, like bro,

1378
01:42:11.159 --> 01:42:14.319
get figure this shit out. Get
some therapy figured out to where you don't

1379
01:42:14.319 --> 01:42:15.640
get burnt out. Matt Pat's been
going on for a long time though,

1380
01:42:16.399 --> 01:42:20.520
that makes more sense to me of
like I'm I'm done, But his explanation

1381
01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:26.039
talking about I want to play video
games and have regular conversations when I meet

1382
01:42:26.079 --> 01:42:29.359
with people not tied to work,
and I'm like, bro, you are

1383
01:42:29.520 --> 01:42:33.520
so successful. You could have done
this a long time ago, which kind

1384
01:42:33.520 --> 01:42:38.239
of shows and kind of leans me
back to like that sick that kind of

1385
01:42:38.359 --> 01:42:41.119
like there's you have a problem that
you can't get away from this. You

1386
01:42:41.159 --> 01:42:44.680
can't break away from it. I
don't think he's also in a position that

1387
01:42:44.760 --> 01:42:46.000
he can. He also is a
position that he can do it, you

1388
01:42:46.000 --> 01:42:48.000
know what I mean, like if
you can retire, like why the fuck

1389
01:42:48.000 --> 01:42:50.399
wouldn't you. But he's been talking
about it, like if you heard his

1390
01:42:50.479 --> 01:42:56.720
explanation, like it's been a nagging
thing that he saw that he because he's

1391
01:42:56.800 --> 01:42:59.760
married to his coordinator, so like
he was. I remember he said something

1392
01:42:59.760 --> 01:43:02.520
in this video where it's like I
hate that my dinner conversations with my wife

1393
01:43:02.520 --> 01:43:04.920
are all like work because they have
to be. And it's like I get

1394
01:43:05.000 --> 01:43:09.800
that. I think that's that's kind
of nuts and I don't know whatever,

1395
01:43:09.920 --> 01:43:12.479
Like it makes it makes sense that
Matt pat is, I mean, he's

1396
01:43:12.520 --> 01:43:14.960
been operating at a very high level
for a really really long time. So

1397
01:43:15.000 --> 01:43:17.560
so as Tom Scott really like he's
been posting a video every single fucking week

1398
01:43:17.640 --> 01:43:24.960
for ten straight years and they're all
fucking weird and like straight like he's strapped.

1399
01:43:25.319 --> 01:43:27.920
His last one was him literally going
into the sunset, like he strapped

1400
01:43:27.960 --> 01:43:30.039
himself to a helicopter and like flew
into the sunset like fucking crazy. But

1401
01:43:30.920 --> 01:43:33.600
so it's good, it's it's it's
I don't know, I mean, am

1402
01:43:33.640 --> 01:43:36.039
I gonna quit anytime soon? No, I'm not gonna quit anytime soon.

1403
01:43:36.079 --> 01:43:41.279
I like, uh, the space
at least like where we're especially where like

1404
01:43:41.319 --> 01:43:43.960
where we're at now, where like
it's just like a fun thing to do,

1405
01:43:45.079 --> 01:43:50.000
Like to retire would be like No, I never as far as because

1406
01:43:50.000 --> 01:43:57.520
I've seen some people at bigger podcasters
that were producers and whatnot that walked away

1407
01:43:57.560 --> 01:44:00.239
from the job because they, you
know, whatever whatever the reason were.

1408
01:44:00.840 --> 01:44:03.359
And in my opinion, I was
like, that's because you know, there's

1409
01:44:03.359 --> 01:44:08.039
people that do have their careers were
normal jobs and they're there for twenty years,

1410
01:44:08.159 --> 01:44:10.439
twenty plus years or whatever. Yeah
they hate their jobs, Yeah,

1411
01:44:10.439 --> 01:44:13.000
they hate their jobs. But there's
people that are doing some amazing stuff,

1412
01:44:13.079 --> 01:44:16.479
like we're producing a podcast that makes
millions of dollars, and they're like,

1413
01:44:16.960 --> 01:44:19.600
I want to do something different.
I'm getting bored. And then in my

1414
01:44:19.920 --> 01:44:23.640
mind when I'm looking at them,
I'm like, holy shit, you're crazy.

1415
01:44:24.479 --> 01:44:27.920
You're like what you're you're artistically bored
or whatever your reason is, and

1416
01:44:27.960 --> 01:44:30.520
you want to live. It's their
reasons. I'm not telling them not.

1417
01:44:30.560 --> 01:44:33.159
I'm not not not do it.
I'm saying it from my point of view,

1418
01:44:33.239 --> 01:44:38.119
dude. And so it's one of
those things where pertaining to this podcast,

1419
01:44:38.800 --> 01:44:42.199
I would never want to you know, like I said, we'll stop

1420
01:44:42.239 --> 01:44:46.079
it if Keith David does it.
But barring that just taks like taking a

1421
01:44:46.119 --> 01:44:48.880
break, like if something like Moments
happened in our lives, you know,

1422
01:44:48.960 --> 01:44:51.760
we're like, hey, we're not
going to be posting for X amount of

1423
01:44:51.840 --> 01:44:56.880
time because I don't know Kingston had
a baby or like fucking like, you

1424
01:44:56.960 --> 01:45:00.279
know, something goes on like that's
normal, that's just taking people take vacations

1425
01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:03.119
or whatnot. We figure it out
how to either you know, bank some

1426
01:45:03.239 --> 01:45:05.479
episodes, which is not like you
don't want to do it all the time,

1427
01:45:05.600 --> 01:45:10.720
but in certain situations you want to
bank episodes or just we just skip

1428
01:45:10.800 --> 01:45:13.840
a week or whatever the fuck.
It doesn't really matter. If we're situated

1429
01:45:13.880 --> 01:45:16.239
in for set, you can kind
of go at your own pace. But

1430
01:45:16.359 --> 01:45:19.760
I mean, but as far as
just being like, I don't think personally

1431
01:45:19.880 --> 01:45:27.039
I would ever have to quit the
podcast for like burnout reasons. I the

1432
01:45:27.159 --> 01:45:29.800
only thing that I would if you
know, this thing continues to grow,

1433
01:45:30.479 --> 01:45:34.359
we we we get people working with
us to set us up better, you

1434
01:45:34.399 --> 01:45:40.640
know, management, editors and stuff
like that, or editor and then we

1435
01:45:40.680 --> 01:45:43.960
can that would be that would really
be really the most we would do,

1436
01:45:44.039 --> 01:45:45.119
I think, right, it's just
getting like somebody to edit the show.

1437
01:45:46.359 --> 01:45:49.600
But yeah, I don't, I
don't know, Like I don't this doesn't

1438
01:45:49.600 --> 01:45:53.520
feel like work to me, you
know what I mean. It's not just

1439
01:45:53.680 --> 01:45:56.960
us. This is us doing dumb
shit together. That we would do this

1440
01:45:57.079 --> 01:45:59.640
regardless if we had a show or
not. So like there's no real like

1441
01:45:59.680 --> 01:46:01.439
even if we did retire, this
is stuff that we would be doing anyway.

1442
01:46:01.760 --> 01:46:04.039
So like that's kind of the thing
where it's like, I don't see,

1443
01:46:04.079 --> 01:46:10.520
I could see myself doing different things
in maybe addition, but like or

1444
01:46:10.600 --> 01:46:13.640
like maybe like maybe like YouTube,
maybe I stopped doing YouTube videos and I

1445
01:46:13.760 --> 01:46:16.479
do music or something like you see
that. I mean, that's exactly why

1446
01:46:16.479 --> 01:46:20.520
I'm at right now. I fucking
I abandoned my main channel and I and

1447
01:46:20.600 --> 01:46:25.479
I was so happy when I did
it. I felt it felt good to

1448
01:46:25.560 --> 01:46:28.520
have no more. Uh. I
think I've said this before because I was

1449
01:46:28.600 --> 01:46:31.760
only still posting because I had some
sponsor obligations, and now that they're all

1450
01:46:31.840 --> 01:46:34.159
gone, no more contracts. I
have a guy that hits me up every

1451
01:46:34.199 --> 01:46:38.319
once in a while, and for
whatever reason, I don't even understand why

1452
01:46:38.399 --> 01:46:41.520
I've actually kept turning him down,
because I'm just like, dude, why

1453
01:46:41.520 --> 01:46:44.239
are you why do you want fucking
You're gonna promote some shit, send me

1454
01:46:44.359 --> 01:46:47.279
more merch? And then I'll get
like it's so weird, like tell them

1455
01:46:47.319 --> 01:46:51.039
to come here. Well, see
that's the thing. I fucking I tried

1456
01:46:51.079 --> 01:46:54.439
to tell him that, and he
was kind of like, I guess whatever,

1457
01:46:54.479 --> 01:46:56.880
we'll try to figure it out.
But then I'm like, why not

1458
01:46:57.000 --> 01:47:00.680
hard? It ain't hard, man? He for some reason, so I

1459
01:47:00.800 --> 01:47:03.840
need I need to tell him again, because I've told him twice tell me

1460
01:47:03.920 --> 01:47:09.279
that, hey man, again,
this channel gets no views. This channel

1461
01:47:09.319 --> 01:47:13.000
gets views. How is that not? Like, how do you not understand

1462
01:47:13.600 --> 01:47:16.199
that? We'll just bring it over? And I think it's one of the

1463
01:47:16.239 --> 01:47:23.279
things where he probably doesn't want to
up the you know, the amount that

1464
01:47:23.319 --> 01:47:25.520
he's given me, the small amount
that he would give me, maybe because

1465
01:47:25.520 --> 01:47:28.319
I would be like, well,
you know, give us more money or

1466
01:47:28.399 --> 01:47:31.239
something. But anyway, that doesn't
matter. But yeah, I definitely like

1467
01:47:31.359 --> 01:47:34.600
quitting the YouTube thing. I just
don't really. All I'm gonna do is

1468
01:47:34.680 --> 01:47:40.399
just post sporadic music and shit and
just random stuff. And it feels great

1469
01:47:40.479 --> 01:47:45.239
to not have that weird obligation or
that feeling that, oh man, my

1470
01:47:45.439 --> 01:47:49.319
channel's gonna die if I don't post, it's already dead. And it's just

1471
01:47:49.399 --> 01:47:55.119
like, great, this feels nice. This feels good and and and I

1472
01:47:55.239 --> 01:47:59.119
may I would not feel that way
if the podcast wasn't going well. Yeah,

1473
01:47:59.359 --> 01:48:00.800
if this podcast what I'm doing well, I'd be freaking out right now,

1474
01:48:01.279 --> 01:48:04.960
I feel like I'm gonna I'm working
Amazon or something fun. I'm out

1475
01:48:04.960 --> 01:48:08.239
of here. You hit the block
up, man, you gotta go right

1476
01:48:08.239 --> 01:48:11.359
back. To the block like,
wow, go right back to the time

1477
01:48:11.399 --> 01:48:16.600
to destroying my community. What we're
doing. We're doing good here, We're

1478
01:48:16.640 --> 01:48:20.560
doing good. Thanks thanks to you
guys. Your your support over at the

1479
01:48:20.640 --> 01:48:26.279
Patroon Compst the start Tank means a
lot. It's amazing. Yeah. I

1480
01:48:26.399 --> 01:48:28.880
have made no problem pumping drug ins
at the community I grew up in.

1481
01:48:29.199 --> 01:48:32.720
I'm being very well. I don't
want to care about drugs. I'll be

1482
01:48:32.760 --> 01:48:41.479
fine insanity anyway. So we have
the slightest problem doing it anyway. Thank

1483
01:48:41.520 --> 01:48:44.920
you, Thank you all, Thank
you all for your support for three hundred

1484
01:48:45.000 --> 01:48:48.840
episodes. Surely three the next episode
is going to be three hundred and one.

1485
01:48:49.439 --> 01:48:56.840
I will give children men like,
we're just every single you're crazy.

1486
01:48:56.960 --> 01:49:00.760
Stop, We're gonna have We're gonna
have every single episode of the two hundred

1487
01:49:00.840 --> 01:49:03.520
is gone. It's just not real. We're just gonna continue to, you

1488
01:49:03.560 --> 01:49:06.760
know, from one ninety nine to
three hundred and then people and then people

1489
01:49:06.760 --> 01:49:10.840
are gonna be like, where's funk? Where the where's that? Where's two

1490
01:49:10.960 --> 01:49:13.960
hundred to two hundred ninety nine?
What the fun happened to those episode?

1491
01:49:13.960 --> 01:49:17.920
And then we started gaslight? Yeah, you made them? What if we

1492
01:49:19.199 --> 01:49:27.319
never like this one's also like one
and it never goes anywhere. It's just

1493
01:49:27.439 --> 01:49:30.720
every episode is one ninety nine from
here on out. People trying to be

1494
01:49:30.800 --> 01:49:36.840
such a fucking nightmare, no problem, no problem. Pedaling Which one nine

1495
01:49:38.000 --> 01:49:42.560
was it that will destroy the people
around me? Is wrong with? So

1496
01:49:42.600 --> 01:49:46.239
we're gonna, we're gonna, we're
gonna, we're gonna have what happened drugs

1497
01:49:46.279 --> 01:49:50.000
is started by me? Bro I
was like, you guys, we're gonna

1498
01:49:50.000 --> 01:49:55.800
help you. Guys. Clearly couldn't
have created tell your own picture you shaking

1499
01:49:55.880 --> 01:50:00.640
hands with Biden and ship hands with
Regan? Could you imagine that's a Reagan?

1500
01:50:00.840 --> 01:50:03.079
Damn? I can't imagine you're shaking
hands with the Reagan. That would

1501
01:50:03.239 --> 01:50:05.680
I wouldn't even know what to think
because I'm like, where is he green?

1502
01:50:05.840 --> 01:50:09.239
Is he rotting? Or is he
like full? Is he like actually

1503
01:50:10.479 --> 01:50:14.560
like has he been summoned? Is
he? I don't unders? Is this

1504
01:50:14.680 --> 01:50:17.399
a that's past? But Kingston's not
Kingston? Is that age? Now?

1505
01:50:18.119 --> 01:50:21.840
That's what like? Which? So
you just don't age? Is that that's

1506
01:50:21.840 --> 01:50:25.039
what we're going with? Ye stopped
aging a long time, got to stop

1507
01:50:25.119 --> 01:50:31.239
doing it. If you're Steve Martin
gotcha selling drugs of people that really shouldn't

1508
01:50:31.560 --> 01:50:38.039
put destroying communities, laughing about it
so young. That video, that thing

1509
01:50:38.159 --> 01:50:45.039
recording of Nixon and Reagan together was
recorded by man that what uh, all

1510
01:50:45.119 --> 01:50:45.920
right, let's get the funk out
of here, all right, see you

1511
01:50:45.920 --> 01:50:54.000
guys, let's let's let's see the
tie me down from who the bell tolest

1512
01:50:54.119 --> 01:50:59.720
down three two one gay system of
a down be Like we're left with no

1513
01:51:00.439 --> 01:51:03.800
in the power bottom. Uh,
we're left with no com in the power

1514
01:51:03.880 --> 01:51:08.039
button bottom. I don't know what
that is. Yeah, I don't know.

1515
01:51:08.359 --> 01:51:15.039
We're left with no com I don't
know nothing. Yeah, nothing's coming

1516
01:51:15.039 --> 01:51:15.880
to my mind. Either. We
can bang if you want to. You

1517
01:51:15.920 --> 01:51:19.800
can piss in my bed lego my
eggo, niggo. You can fuck if

1518
01:51:19.800 --> 01:51:24.279
you want to. You can fuck
your friends behind because your friends don't come.

1519
01:51:24.319 --> 01:51:28.159
And if they don't come, well
they're comma end and that's all it

1520
01:51:28.239 --> 01:51:32.920
does. Leon Sam's Big Meats thinks
Andy the man whose handies are s here

1521
01:51:32.960 --> 01:51:36.079
and Dandy gave you the Prince of
all gains. Sneak O Cowering and fear

1522
01:51:36.119 --> 01:51:42.680
from a gyp cripsy Cream crispyris Krispy
Kream donut like a veteran hearing fireworks,

1523
01:51:42.720 --> 01:51:46.279
heath Smoker, the Yawiehndtime, Manguy
manga I got for Christmas. Sleeping with

1524
01:51:46.479 --> 01:51:53.439
only a shirt like Squidward is peak
Jesse Pinkman or Jesse Pickman, Resident's radication

1525
01:51:53.520 --> 01:51:55.199
to the sound of a black eye
pounding away, to the rythm of the

1526
01:51:55.279 --> 01:52:00.279
thrusting deep inside me, homeless France
fem whose resolution is to fuck just Alexander.

1527
01:52:00.359 --> 01:52:02.880
And there's too many gays here.
Uh. In my gay dreams,

1528
01:52:02.920 --> 01:52:05.840
I see that gay town, silent
gay jux so the Jester in his gay

1529
01:52:05.880 --> 01:52:10.159
disposition. You are turned, You
are tuned into ninety eight point seven w

1530
01:52:10.359 --> 01:52:14.439
I RP with Negro in the spic
Marioshi music with fog horns. I want

1531
01:52:14.520 --> 01:52:16.560
some cock sludge. I'd love to
swallow Man's spooge. I love to make

1532
01:52:16.640 --> 01:52:23.479
Dick's cry So tonight, I'm sucking
this guy's ball sack by Eminem cm and

1533
01:52:23.640 --> 01:52:28.000
m Obama, Lord of Drone striking
Matt Walsh's house. His family is safe,

1534
01:52:28.039 --> 01:52:30.479
but not him. Fucking carry on
with the Britain slander. Shit sucks

1535
01:52:30.520 --> 01:52:33.960
here. Yeah, we did a
lot of Britain. Yeah, the fucking

1536
01:52:34.079 --> 01:52:43.359
fum dead fucked the bitchy fucking Tory. It's so crazy. How we're all

1537
01:52:43.520 --> 01:52:56.840
related today is outrageous. This sub
really hurts my brain. This is sounded

1538
01:52:56.880 --> 01:53:00.159
them fucking exploding. I love it. Uh. Listening to Sweeney makes me

1539
01:53:00.159 --> 01:53:02.680
consider racism. Sween, thank you
for being the voice of reasoning Christiani himself

1540
01:53:02.720 --> 01:53:04.840
ball or the first Sin. You
don't have to be afraid anymore, Sweeney.

1541
01:53:04.880 --> 01:53:06.960
I need advice. I'm trying to
floor with an Afro Caribbean girl.

1542
01:53:06.960 --> 01:53:15.960
Please come to Sweden. The trolls
have returned. Give them or not?

1543
01:53:15.560 --> 01:53:19.279
All right, jolly old dipshit yas
if I shot Uncle Ben Pete, they

1544
01:53:19.359 --> 01:53:27.319
transit me Petah becoming homeless to support
the homies. Cipher Graft Sweeney with the

1545
01:53:27.359 --> 01:53:29.960
eenie Weenie Peena Elmow found dead New
York City apartment. I present to you

1546
01:53:30.000 --> 01:53:31.239
the old Gods of stark Tank,
featuring John and the youngest Alan Cake.

1547
01:53:31.279 --> 01:53:33.560
This is a herald of gannis Ao, mister White at a glass. I

1548
01:53:33.600 --> 01:53:35.880
want to see it, bitch at
the first. At first, I wasn't

1549
01:53:35.920 --> 01:53:38.960
gay. I was scared of guys, kept thinking I could never take a

1550
01:53:39.039 --> 01:53:42.640
penis deep inside. Uh. Sweeney's
superpower is being confidently wrong. Back to

1551
01:53:42.720 --> 01:53:45.840
tank of com Caucasian container, the
cracker bell for gays, Donald Trump burping

1552
01:53:45.920 --> 01:53:47.880
on Dom's clit. Fight me,
fight me, Greg Miller for what you

1553
01:53:47.960 --> 01:53:54.760
have done to my boo. To
Christian girls, I don't know do Christian

1554
01:53:54.800 --> 01:53:58.319
girls squirt holy water? Kong's ding
Dong King Kong's ding Dong rode in.

1555
01:53:58.560 --> 01:54:00.920
All I can say is that my
life is pretty gay. I love sucking

1556
01:54:00.960 --> 01:54:03.840
these dudes in the rain. She
pipped it on my pippa possum. Sweeney

1557
01:54:04.640 --> 01:54:10.800
eats the eats corn the long way, average energy, found a condom on

1558
01:54:10.840 --> 01:54:13.239
a squid at the beach. Let
nature do the rest, just the hard

1559
01:54:13.399 --> 01:54:15.880
r star coffee On twitch, bitch, she shins on my Dojiki Tilaabe named

1560
01:54:15.880 --> 01:54:20.720
your top three favorite negro. Sweeney
been blowing loads of guys living in the

1561
01:54:20.760 --> 01:54:24.119
game, AND's paradise thinking donksa every
size living in the game. It's paradise

1562
01:54:24.119 --> 01:54:28.520
transferm gremlin exposing people with lockdose and
galleres and ninety million rogens of ionizing radiation.

1563
01:54:28.600 --> 01:54:30.359
You should not vinpent the angelic DM
so here, I am pretending I'm

1564
01:54:30.359 --> 01:54:33.399
a girl named Pam. They've got
mike cock in their hand. Realizing I'm

1565
01:54:33.399 --> 01:54:36.079
a homeo man, motor boating and
open colon is the most heinous thing I've

1566
01:54:36.079 --> 01:54:40.920
ever fucking heard, which which is
saying something because I'm a snark Tank listener,

1567
01:54:41.920 --> 01:54:45.520
Craig, the Canadian Doctor, Ligma
and the ball Droppers, It's your

1568
01:54:45.560 --> 01:54:48.359
boy. Shawne. D. Daily
Wire presents Matt Walsh's what is a Black

1569
01:54:48.479 --> 01:54:54.520
Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey to the
tune of one Winged Angel butts butts balls

1570
01:54:54.560 --> 01:55:00.680
gay Orgy stroking his giant peen butts
balls gay orgy gay Sinatra would be like

1571
01:55:00.720 --> 01:55:04.800
starts spreading your cheeks. I'm fucking
your ass. Three see you far and

1572
01:55:04.880 --> 01:55:15.079
ship on my phallic mo on my
phallic palate. That's so insane. Ship

1573
01:55:19.239 --> 01:55:29.800
that's a chili dog bro its,
slurping, stroking, smoking, joking,

1574
01:55:29.840 --> 01:55:32.560
Emoticon's go on like this homeless homeless
drip of homeless drip. If you get

1575
01:55:32.680 --> 01:55:36.319
hurt on Santa's, if you got
get put on Santa's naughty less, He'll

1576
01:55:36.319 --> 01:55:40.119
pop your balls like bubble wrap.
Obi, won't you blow me? All

1577
01:55:40.239 --> 01:55:46.439
right? Uh? Homeless never home, homeless never homoless Matt Patt giving game

1578
01:55:46.520 --> 01:55:48.960
theory channel to Christian. That's it, I'm really gonna do it this time,

1579
01:55:49.560 --> 01:55:53.079
Deith Kavid. She spread it and
let me take a sniff of that.

1580
01:55:53.119 --> 01:55:55.800
Mahi fucking police coming hard as I
thrust some pound Abby. I don't

1581
01:55:55.840 --> 01:56:00.600
want to be queer anymore, by
rise against uh want to be any more?

1582
01:56:00.279 --> 01:56:05.239
I don't. I don't want to
be queer anymore. It's in my

1583
01:56:05.359 --> 01:56:16.000
floor. I don't want to some
anymore. Whoa, that's comments whoa,

1584
01:56:16.760 --> 01:56:24.279
whoa. I don't want to be
homo anymore. I know that song is

1585
01:56:24.439 --> 01:56:29.039
such a staple of our childhood,
isn't it crazy? Yeah? I love

1586
01:56:29.079 --> 01:56:31.119
that song melodically, Dude, that
song so that is a banger, man,

1587
01:56:31.600 --> 01:56:35.720
I've heard that song so many times
my life. You want to keep

1588
01:56:35.760 --> 01:56:41.119
it gay? Yeah? I don't
want to be anymore. Wait. I

1589
01:56:41.159 --> 01:56:45.000
don't want to be looking about no
more. I don't want to have to

1590
01:56:45.039 --> 01:56:46.479
see some tits or suck some tits
or whatever. I don't want to be

1591
01:56:46.560 --> 01:56:49.520
head on anymore. I don't want
to have to suck some tits. Oh.

1592
01:56:49.920 --> 01:56:53.520
I just want to pee this in
my throat. I want people.

1593
01:56:53.680 --> 01:57:00.720
I want men to fuck me so
much more. I want my throat to

1594
01:57:00.760 --> 01:57:18.159
bill filled up with load, oh
whole, like just gargle the whole the

1595
01:57:18.279 --> 01:57:27.760
rest of the song, girl,
is that the first cover of the year?

1596
01:57:28.439 --> 01:57:30.760
Is that the first game? I
mean that would be fun to do.

1597
01:57:30.439 --> 01:57:32.920
I love that song, bro,
I think we should do it.

1598
01:57:33.000 --> 01:57:35.680
We'll do it. That'll be one
of the He's got such a fun voice

1599
01:57:35.720 --> 01:57:40.159
to like pretend to do to,
Like Rob Thomas has like that weird like

1600
01:57:40.279 --> 01:57:45.680
late two thousands kind of like not
nickelback, but like it's like like it's

1601
01:57:45.760 --> 01:57:47.720
like that the song that was in
Barbie. It's like i't want to push

1602
01:57:47.800 --> 01:57:59.720
you around. I know it's like
five not five. I would say I

1603
01:57:59.840 --> 01:58:04.359
was the kid I was thinking fifth
grade. Well well well well I won't

1604
01:58:04.359 --> 01:58:10.479
want to take you around now the
way he says granted to like yeah I

1605
01:58:10.680 --> 01:58:16.640
want to take you Yeah. Yeah. That is a boy anthem. Bro.

1606
01:58:17.119 --> 01:58:20.359
It is the ultimate boy song,
to be honest, like it is.

1607
01:58:20.479 --> 01:58:25.880
It is like it is boy to
the max. That is not man,

1608
01:58:29.239 --> 01:58:32.119
not even adolescent male really, but
like it's boy. So it's a

1609
01:58:32.319 --> 01:58:35.359
boy jam for sure, because you
just want to push girls over because they're

1610
01:58:35.399 --> 01:58:42.520
annoying and I did over. I
grabbed their barbies and I scratched their tits

1611
01:58:42.560 --> 01:58:46.399
off on the brick walls, and
then I threw it, pushed them insane,

1612
01:58:46.720 --> 01:58:55.439
just sanding the barbies tits off on
a brick wall. Bitch box maximum

1613
01:58:55.560 --> 01:58:58.960
twenty level, all the bass,
all the trouble, all the mid so

1614
01:58:59.079 --> 01:59:04.279
it just sounds like ship Rob Thomas's
I was. I was doing on it,

1615
01:59:04.359 --> 01:59:10.640
physical doing, doing literal lightning.
Everybody was thunder damaged people. Everybody

1616
01:59:10.800 --> 01:59:17.039
was no, no, no,
those claps were fast as wage slave.

1617
01:59:17.119 --> 01:59:19.640
Five eighty three. A side guy
from Michigan down bat for a helicopter take

1618
01:59:19.640 --> 01:59:23.760
Emoticons. I can see Chris going
to Emoticons going like this, Uh Peppini

1619
01:59:23.840 --> 01:59:29.000
Brothers and Porium. Uh all right, star tank Fecee ears on that gay

1620
01:59:29.079 --> 01:59:32.159
doctors mix, donc Doncerson, monk
Giatsu. You gotta pay the trolls told

1621
01:59:32.159 --> 01:59:36.439
to get in the boys hole.
Gage six. Gay Vanna coming my ass

1622
01:59:36.439 --> 01:59:40.760
as a man, I says,
I suck on this peen gay as a

1623
01:59:40.840 --> 01:59:44.960
gay, as a queer, as
you plow my bissie as I said,

1624
01:59:45.000 --> 01:59:49.319
hey, I'm feeling I thought that
I thought that was the Arthur theme.

1625
01:59:49.399 --> 01:59:53.840
But it's not. I thought it
was. Wait which one was, because

1626
01:59:53.840 --> 01:59:58.760
I I feel like we we what
was that? And that said, Hey,

1627
01:59:59.680 --> 02:00:10.760
I'm feeling so fucking gay. I
am gay gay gay Nirvana is what

1628
02:00:10.840 --> 02:00:14.800
it is. It's gay Vannah.
We did go over that, right,

1629
02:00:15.159 --> 02:00:17.960
right, Okay, okay? I
remember he was thinking it was like the

1630
02:00:18.520 --> 02:00:24.760
Havanah thing. Remember yeah, yeah, I said, hey, you feed

1631
02:00:24.880 --> 02:00:28.439
me peen. I said, hey, you feed me peen. Gotta get

1632
02:00:28.520 --> 02:00:30.680
back down on my knees. No
time to waste. There's there's dictatates all

1633
02:00:30.680 --> 02:00:34.760
of you are getting. That's it, uh late late term abortion with the

1634
02:00:34.880 --> 02:00:38.399
Vanderlin gang. If I were a
gay man with a fan boy or two

1635
02:00:39.000 --> 02:00:44.600
uh kas Doors Salazar number one hater, Gumballs, actor calling dream the f

1636
02:00:44.640 --> 02:00:47.479
slur, Sandman dot Gov, John
Strickland, Nick Kerrs, upcoming arch Nemesis.

1637
02:00:53.840 --> 02:01:00.560
What is that? Noah? What
is this? Noah? Can naga?

1638
02:01:02.680 --> 02:01:04.880
No? Why can nigga? Is
that what that's supposed to be?

1639
02:01:05.079 --> 02:01:12.439
I don't know. I don't I
don't know the college basket football arc.

1640
02:01:12.600 --> 02:01:15.279
I don't know Marks eighteen eighty nine. I feel like some of these feel

1641
02:01:15.279 --> 02:01:18.399
like inside jokes to the people who
write them, and they just never explained

1642
02:01:18.560 --> 02:01:24.920
we went off with the Nick Kerr
before, because that's true. Yeah,

1643
02:01:24.960 --> 02:01:30.119
it's a dude son that ye na
son Nick Steve named Steve Kurr named his

1644
02:01:30.199 --> 02:01:33.239
son Nick. It's so funny saying
so insane, held my hands to his

1645
02:01:33.319 --> 02:01:36.279
throat till his spirit fell out.
The First Church of Keith David featuring Paul

1646
02:01:36.359 --> 02:01:40.840
just of Watson's massive fist waffle punching
his own ship down the drink down the

1647
02:01:40.840 --> 02:01:43.800
sainc Train. A Second Church of
Keith David featuring being better than the First

1648
02:01:43.920 --> 02:01:45.600
Church to Keith David. Pre Roz
Blake eight nine six, crypto scammer and

1649
02:01:45.600 --> 02:01:51.199
YouTube sensation logan Paul after winning the
United States Championship at w W Cronjewel Cigarette

1650
02:01:51.239 --> 02:01:55.560
Gay Dreams. To refer to what
Derek said last episode, there's now a

1651
02:01:55.600 --> 02:01:58.079
bigger gap between two thousand and now
and two thousand and four than two thousand

1652
02:01:58.079 --> 02:02:00.680
and four and the release of Rocky
four Will Dishrag Britney spears toxic with the

1653
02:02:00.760 --> 02:02:03.239
taste of your cut, Dick,
I'm on, I want to ride your

1654
02:02:03.399 --> 02:02:08.760
cock tip. I'm sticking sipping inward. Uh. I'll ask an oil field

1655
02:02:08.800 --> 02:02:15.680
trash Uh. Texas Stater, Texas
state of salad Man. You're scarfing down

1656
02:02:15.720 --> 02:02:20.960
that you who uh uh? Using
the pilot punch for more lube, Sue

1657
02:02:21.000 --> 02:02:26.640
Hulk tickle my ass. Here is
Nikki Ziggy Marcus currently working on turning off

1658
02:02:26.680 --> 02:02:29.520
the Hammer of Dawn. Outside Sweeney's
room, a roughly human shaped pile of

1659
02:02:29.600 --> 02:02:33.000
red flags. Jackson DuPont Badly Brave
huggerd Derek duck Hunt Goliath, I've been

1660
02:02:33.000 --> 02:02:36.079
doing everything, even my com Etheryan
and Pagerian Hunter flying frying bacon with my

1661
02:02:36.119 --> 02:02:39.720
shirt off, Melfus one of the
angry st crowd and joining the view from

1662
02:02:39.720 --> 02:02:42.079
the Daily Plase on the sixth floor
and as always, running out our list.

1663
02:02:42.319 --> 02:02:49.359
Running out our list for episode three
hundred is King of Haphazard bug Mob.

1664
02:02:51.520 --> 02:02:55.800
I'm coming one, Mom, I'm
coming ew Who is that one?

1665
02:02:55.880 --> 02:03:00.560
Mom? One? Mom? Not
me? Who is that Mom's friend?

1666
02:03:01.079 --> 02:03:13.399
It's just one of the people there, Mom, quick, Mom, watching

1667
02:03:13.439 --> 02:03:29.560
this guy melt away in front of
it, Patrick laughing, I joined the

1668
02:03:29.760 --> 02:03:40.520
moss. Who do you who do
you think is genuinely genuinely dumber ed and

1669
02:03:42.439 --> 02:03:45.800
a magnitude Yeah, but there's moments
where ED is so powerful. Ed is

1670
02:03:45.920 --> 02:03:51.159
powerful, but like, like Patrick
is, Patrick is stupid, but Ed

1671
02:03:51.359 --> 02:03:58.520
is barely there like Ed, Ed
is like and do you really think like

1672
02:03:58.680 --> 02:04:03.079
Patrick has a house? You know
what I mean? Ed Ed Ed's parents

1673
02:04:03.159 --> 02:04:09.479
took his stars away. Bro,
Like that's an entire family, dude.

1674
02:04:09.560 --> 02:04:12.920
Remember the episode he Ate the bed, Bro. That is an episode I'll

1675
02:04:13.079 --> 02:04:17.520
never forget. I remember an episode
so well, it's terrifying. But Double

1676
02:04:17.600 --> 02:04:25.399
Day, I joined the isis Double
Day. We're going to Bob the Jewish.

1677
02:04:26.640 --> 02:04:31.479
That's great and very Jewish, I'm
sure, and he's just quiet.

1678
02:04:32.159 --> 02:04:41.760
Why did you dig a tunnel to
Israel? Wait, we can get paid

1679
02:04:41.800 --> 02:04:46.399
for this. I just like digging
Double Day. I just like that's so

1680
02:04:46.479 --> 02:04:51.000
weirdly accurate. Fucking cadence actually very
good anyway. Anyway, Uh, let's

1681
02:04:51.039 --> 02:04:55.039
get the fuck out of here before
this continues for another fucking hour of nonsense.

1682
02:04:55.279 --> 02:04:57.920
Yeah, cheers, do another three
hundred episodes, niggas Ye cheers,

1683
02:04:57.960 --> 02:05:00.199
Yeah, cheers to another three hundred
episodes. We'll see you next time on

1684
02:05:00.239 --> 02:05:01.479
episode two hundred and then one in
one