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Hi. One of my favorite segments
of the week. It's Tuesday's two a

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little bit after ten o'clock with Dave
Jennings. What do I love gentlemen when

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it comes to scouring this universe for
tool bride? Zealous Dave Jennys, Indeed,

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this is not one of those.
Right. Let's call this girl Maggie.

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She's twenty years old, y,
Maggie? How Meg? Wait?

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How old your Maggie? She's still
twenteen? Okay, Maggie said. My

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brother, who's fifteen, is a
good kid. He studies a lot and

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works his butt off, but he
still gets low grades in school. He

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has multiple learning disabilities. He has
taken an IQ test scored under eighty.

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But one of the kindest people I
know, and he really wants to become

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a doctor because he wants to help
other people. I really respect his noble

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goal, but I just don't think
he has the academic smarts for that kind

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of stuff. My older sister,
by the way, who's in medical school

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now, and my dad agree.
So we sat him down and told him

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that he should con or other choices
other than becoming a doctor. We told

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him how he had to work harder
than most people, and now he was

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different. My older sister spoke to
him about med school and discouraged him.

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After the conversation, he seemed really
really upset. I can tell he's been

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crying. He hasn't spoken to us
since. Am I a tool? Uh?

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Yeah? Probably? Yeah. You
got to let people make their own

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mistakes and all that stuff. And
because look, we don't ever say to

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our kids you shouldn't do this or
that. We're like, eh, you're

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sure you want to do that.
Let them you're sure you want to do

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that. I mean, we'll back
your play. But you're ending his dream

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at fifteen. You can't ever do
that, So think of something else.

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Okay, Yeah, you're a tool. Okay, so you put the bullseye

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on you because other people would have
done that for him. He never would

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have qualified for medical school, all
right, he would he or he wouldn't

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have even qualified for some of the
classes you need to take to get into

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qualify for a medical Now, with
that attitude, so you take class half

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empty, guys, So you let
those people take the brunt of those people.

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Those people, yes, you know, the academics, those that's an

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academic school. Milt Wagner said that, Yeah, if you really can't ever

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do this, that will sort itself
out. Yes you didn't have yes,

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but Dave, you have become now
the reason he didn't go to medical school.

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Crusher of dream, that's the soul
sucker. Maybe you should work in

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a car wash, Timmy, Hey, I had a lot of fun there.

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I know you learned a lot of
good music. And IQB eighty that's

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I think Forrest Gump had a higher
number, but he did. Just find

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THO. Sometimes I've wanted all of
us to take it a Q test on

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the on the air back. I
just don't want people to know exactly how

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stupid you know, you know what? I think they already know that day.

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But I think they already know that. So yesterday we were at Martin's

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barbecue. So if you had that
mouth watering brisket and thought, oh,

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I wonder if I can do that
in myself, where would I go Dwight

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to maybe get let me tell you, go to the fireplace. The fireplace

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is all things smoking, grilling.
You're gonna love it. They even have

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outdoor listen to this outdoor smokeless fire
pits, meaning you got the fire going,

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but the smoke's not going in your
eyes and listen. Have you ever

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thought about having an outdoor kitchen?
I do all of the time. I

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want one? Do you want one? Can you picture it in your mind?

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If you can't, go up to
the fireplace and have them sketch it

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out, give you the blueprints and
find out what it would take to make

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that dream a reality. Just go
walk into the showroom and check out some

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of the mockups they have there.
You're gonna love the fireplaces on Chubyville Road.

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All things grilling, all things smoking
right down from roosters in the same

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shopping center. Aah. I know
that it makes me feel so sexy.

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And of course it is click it
or skippy. Yes, we check in

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the headlines out and you're telling me
click it or ski. I hope Kate

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Middleton is in this because it is
getting a little dicey with that situation.

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Are you hoping? Whoa whoa who
are you talking about Kate Milton or the

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fake cake, fake sake Middleton?
Ah, there you go. Headline Honey

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Booboo calls out Mama June for refusing
to pay for college. Click on it.

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Anytime we get a honey Booboo reference. I am in and I gotta

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look up net worth now, Honey
Boo Boo's probably worth eighty five dollars,

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not much, and she ate the
rest of it. Well, they probably

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didn't pay her a lot of those
unless she had some merchandising that maybe she

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could have gotten in on. If
Honey Boo Boo was on a T shirt,

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she should have got paid. That's
right. Name image likeness baby,

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Go ahead and click on it.
Honey Booboo, whose real name is Alana

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Thompson, and Mama June are clashing
over cash. In a recent episode of

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Mama June Family Crisis, Alana was
told by June that she didn't have the

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cash to help pay for her expenses, namely college. Alana was shocked to

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hear this, pointing out that June
was able to pay for things like gold

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chains for her boyfriend Justin, among
other things. Atlanta's sister Lauren joined in

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to support Atlanta, calling out June
for not helping out in a confessional.

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Alana started college last fall, studying
at Regis University in Colorado, studying nursing.

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She did get a twenty one thousand
dollars scholarship, so she's gonna she's

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gonna mend booboos. Yeah, I
feel exactly rise say out fitting nurse boo

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boo. All right, well I
think I've shorted this out in Tony Dwight

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and Dave Court right here. All
right, Mama June Network, take take

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a poke just now that she stole
all the kids money. So let's see,

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well, let's see, Mama June
network, Networth take a poke at

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Mama je No idea five hundred thousand, fifty grand, fifty thousand just the

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trailer. Yeah, that might be
just the hitch the lot, that might

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be Oh yeah, yeah, all
right, honey, booboo net Worth?

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What I don't know. I'm kind
of curious. Four hundred thousand, yeah,

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shut up, you hat some some
merchandise here showns a house. Relax

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on the four hundred thousands now,
okay, So Mama June, I mean,

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come on, dude, this girls
became the butt of every joke for

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damn decade. Okay, speaking of
which, honey, but but Mama June

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naked, don't do that? No
you do. Oh you might get Mama

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Cass's not her that it's inappropriate for
the workplace, thank you. Okay,

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So uh that was college. Good
luck with college. Join every other kid

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in America that's not getting college paid
for man, right say it? And

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if but here's the thing, if
you're gonna become a nurse, there are

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so many programs that are like,
we'll pay for college. Yeah, we'll

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pay for it. If you want
to be a nurse, just signed to

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work. You gotta work for us, But we'll pay for your college.

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Don't worry about it. There's plenty
of ways to get that done. Yep,

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that's just fake conflict for a show
called crisis. Thank you headline.

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Jeremy Renner says Robert Downey Junior kept
his spirits up during accident recovery. Click

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on it, Hawka. There's a
reason Robert Downey Junior made such a good

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iron Man. But it's not just
because the newly minted Oscar winning actor has

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spent decades entertaining audiences. One of
his co stars says it's because he's just

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a good dude. Jeremy Renner recently
admitted the Tropic thunderstar kept him laughing as

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he recovered from an almost life threatening
snowplow injury. He's like, dude,

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the most important thing is you look
good. I don't care how you feel.

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As long as you look good,
that's all that matters. Why you

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say the Tropic Thunderstar when the guy
was in the Iron Man franchise. I

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I never understand the ap and how
they come up with some of their Like

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you mentioned that movie he made,
he made Casino. Why are you putting

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him in that one? Uh?
Somebody had I like Renner, I really

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do. The first time I really
recognized him was not The Avengers. It

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was he played opposite of Tom Cruise
in one of the Mission Impossible movies.

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I think Ghost Protocols of those.
Oh my god, it was so good

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and he he was He was so
good in that. And then of course

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he was Hawkeye. And then he's
the new Jersey mayor in oh Man,

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the Mayor of Kingstown. Wow,
what a show. Yeah, so he's

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done really well. It's done really
well for him. Something. No,

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I haven't got to watch this.
I just finished The Masters of Air.

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Oh we started last night, The
Gentleman. Oh. I kind of want

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to. It's pretty good, really
quirky and walk up to LetGo good Morrow

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fe The Masters of Air is the
trilogy is the third with the Pacific and

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of not a few but band of
Brothers the Pacific and then this is Masters

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of Air. This is Spielberg in
Hanks. Well, I just reminded me

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I dreamt. I had a dream. Oh can you share it? Yeah?

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I can share this one seriously.
Just last time, I had a

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dream that I was in the same
room with you and Steven Spielberg. Yeah,

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what was I doing getting him drinks? Or no, oh you were

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getting you were shooting jokes on him. I turned my back to him and

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started, Hey, man, it's
Steven Spielberg. That's all. Remember,

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I did watch I don't want to
chase any more squirrels, but I did

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watch Naiad. Have you seen that
one? It really is good and it's

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a absolute true story. And that
girl, that lady is nuts. She

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swam from Cuba to America, the
first person ever do it at sixty two

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years old. He go ahead headline. Jeane Wilder's widow revealed his last words

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in new doc Did he get married
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he said, widow, unless they
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Yeah? Yes. A new documentary
sheds a loving light on actor Gene

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Wilder. His widow remembered her final
moments with him. Karen Boyer, who

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was married to him from ninety one
until his death in twenty sixteen, said

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he managed to stay loving and joyful
even while dealing with Alzheimer's. The music

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was playing in the background, she
said of his final moments, remembering,

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Gene Wilder is now out. Ella
Fitzgerald was singing somewhere over the Rainbow,

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and then he said, I love
you. That's the last thing he said.

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I heard. His last words were
you're standing on my air hose.

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M hmm. She said he did
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I heard it was he passed away. Candill back stop by Abby, somebody

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Abby Abbey Normal headline. Reba McIntyre
denies calling Taylor swift and entitled little brat.

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Oh hey, holy got her the
super Bowl? Hold up, click

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on that. What's going on here? What's Reba McIntyre are doing to Mac

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Taylor Swift? Music fans everywhere?
We're probably worried they were gonna have to

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make a choice between two legends when
word came out that Reba wasn't a fan

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of Taylor. But according to the
fancy singer, that's not the case.

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Quote Please don't believe everything you see
on the internet. She's apparently called Swift

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and entitled little brat. I did
not say this, she said. Well.

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Rumors swore that the iconic singer was
upset at the eras megastar for laughing

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during the Star Spangled Banner sung by
Reba McIntyre. She says she has nothing

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but respect for Taylor. She's a
wonderful artist, a strong role model and

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has done so much for so many
people in the industry. Yeahba McIntire,

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Yeah, I think you want to
clear that up as soon as possible.

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I mean, you'll have you killed, Taylor Swift, will have you just

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you'll disappear. Yeah, this is
kind of weird headline. Stephen Colbert to

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narrate Pope France's audiobook Stop it?
What come on? Why? Click on

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it? Click on it? There
has to be something. Stephen Colbert has

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landed the high profile, high pressure
gig of narrating the audiobook for Pope Francis.

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The Late Show host will lend his
voice to the Pope's new book Life,

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My Story Through History. He's set
to narrate the six hour audiobook alongside

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Franciscan Friar and priest John Quigley,
who's from Australia. It's not true.

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Yeah, that was Tom selleg that's
true. So there you go. Oh,

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we gotta find something about Kate,
right, Yes, Jack Middleton is

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still missing, damn it. And
then there sees fake pictures of maybe even

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fake Kit. Think, what did
you say, fake Middleton? Fake Middleton?

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Maybe there's a robot Kate Middleton.
I'm not putting anything past the royal

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family. Do you think that maybe
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Kate? She's not starts smoke starts
coming out that or her feet turned into

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fins, Yes, lady, And
then she goes, what was that noise?

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Was that? Oh my god?
Whatever Daryl Hannah did there is?

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They still talk. There's a hashtag
I stand with Catherine. Who's Katherine?

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Kate's Kate's Oh my god. Okay
to the car, Katherine, mil I

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throw Dusty out there about a half
hour ago, and you're like, I

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dated a dusty Dixie bowl and she
kind of had b o. No,

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she had be oh, but I
didn't know until we were in the throes

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of passion and her arms went over
a hill. She smelt, Oh my

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gosh, it smelled like an L. G and E worker working at Did

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that? Boy? Did that sway
you to not? Oh? No,

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listen, man, I'm a man
of my word. I finished the Kate

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Middleton headline. Kate Middleton scene in
new video enjoying Windsor Farm shop with William

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Uh. It's kind of grainy,
like a Bigfoot video. And it's from

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across the street, and it's like
everyone has a camera on their phone.

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Why is this the only thing we're
getting? I don't get it. It's

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not too bad this picture that I'm
looking at now, which one? Which?

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Obviously? Then they're walking outside of
a cafe. It looks like they're

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shopping carts. I guess it's a
market. Have you ever heard of Ai

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Dave? Now? Thank you?
Practice practice, they say. The Royal

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family says she will reserve her resume
her royal duties after duty. I wonder

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if when she does a royal duty, if she has someone to come in

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and they spray for her, Well, why would they need to do that?

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It doesn't stink right, it listens, thank you, smells like kidney

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pie, doesn't smell doesn't smell like
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should be your next candle sent This
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ever happened to Dusty from Dixie Bowl? Hmmm, I don't know. I

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think all options are on the table. She might be a ranch hand.

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Did she have a haircut like Pinky
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days straight here. Yes, she
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It was like the dumb and Dumber
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usually the you know, the caliber
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luxurious like you. She was.
You smelled like smoke. I guarantee it.

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Oh absolutely, she raised her arms. So the Princess of Wales was

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seen with Prince William about a mile
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Shop. And this is not just
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Other people in the area shared that
Kate was quote happy, relaxed,

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and healthy as she walked around the
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the metadata of the video to prove
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home. Here's my buddy giving me
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listen, man, if you're up
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hundred and twelve degrees. You're only
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a little bit, All Gyer Air. I had that rainforest ummunification system on

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my HVAC, which in the winter
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sorry, humidity humidity into your air. Thank you, David. So your

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skin's not so dry. But we're
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or go to lul air dot com. Way back after this reeling in the

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years, day two of the week
on NewsRadio eight forty w HS, Wow,

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hey, Fauci, you know this
beautiful song? Stop stop it man?

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Yeah you right? Why are we
hearing Bonnie right now? Bonnie Tyler?

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Right? Turn around? Fouci could
you please. That was David Beckham.

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I was like, why are you
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confused this radio eight forty w HS, Tony Vaneddi, Dwight Winning, Dave,

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Jenny's running the show, baby,
Welcome to Tuesday. Congratulations to Anthony

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Daniels. I never know if it's
a good price on this or not,

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but good good, uh, good
job Anthony Daniels. What did Tony Daniels

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do? Tony Daniels c P three
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what what Wait a minute? What
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know now it comes Lord d do
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to pay to get through what we
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That's one of the greatest characters.
Good character. Yes, you gotta be

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kidding me, man, way better
than you. Eight one two, Oh

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my gosh. Lando Calrieson is the
best Star Wars character ever, followed by

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Wooki and then god our old sales
manager Wookie Chewbacca Chewie. He's a Wookie.

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He's a Wookie. Hey, terrible
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an English accent. Congratulations Anthony Daniels. C three po the Star Wars film.

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So the piece of memorabilia, it
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original? Yeah? Which one of
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from. Say it went five hundred
thousand dollars. That was not the head

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you're looking for. That's a well
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was like, man, I'd like
to have a little head. All right,

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I want to say five hundred thousand
dollars what I went for? I'll

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say one point two million. Wow, let's split the difference kind of you

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know, uh, the the C
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that was a third one yeah.
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forty three thousand, wow, Wow, would you like to come back from

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my bedroom? And okay, and
no woman is going to see it?

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What'd you like to say? My
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relief sometimes movie was I finally got
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We got back to my apartment and
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some head? And he's a put
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having arguments are due, are too
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Now you're a Julia child to the
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sets up the lines from my hand
Solo. So when they're in the mediator,

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meteor sour and he says, uh, successfully navigating a media shower is

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one millions out of that to one, and then hand Solo gets to say,

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never tell me the odds and then
he's flying. Yeah, corny movie,

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that's awesome, awesome. It seems
to have gotten me in my noodle

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berdy. Noodleberry might as well be
something stupid crap they put it. But

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you know, noodleberry, well,
bad news for Dave Jennings and his crew.

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What what I would like to call
it? Water the second annual Path

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of Total Totality meeting Total Earth.
Wait a minute, who brought the C

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three po heck as me? It
seems that Bell, Texas is one of

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the perfect places when it comes to
the path of totality. April eighth,

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coming around the corner. Yeah,
we're starting to rethink getting on the road

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that day, are you ring?
Yes? Supposed to be jam, I

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mean, if you're doing hotel rooms
for seventeen hundred dollars in the middle of

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nowhere, Indiana. Yes. No, and last time, remember it took

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people twelve hours to get back from
forty five minute twice. Suh. What

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if it's overcast, Hey, that's
a problem. That'd be fine, you

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know, that'd make it easier for
me if if you want, you come

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to the studio. Will turn the
lights out for you and demonstrate it.

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In the middle of the day of
the day, April eighth is the path

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of totality is going to be hitting
Bell, Texas. But Bell Texas has

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claimed a state of emergency had to
be declared because of the influx of travelers.

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Just give you an idea. They're
calling the state of emergency because they

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want to protect the health and welfare
in lifetime. Actually, no, up

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happens a lot Bell, last chance, unless you got to really travel.

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Oh whatever, the lights on my
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light up. Sucking As I love
science, I just for some reason I'm

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disconnected with this stupid eclipse. It's
two minutes of darkness. Smurph, Bell,

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Let's get back in the car and
wait for twelve hours to go back

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home. A population of Bell Texas
only four hundred thousand people. That numbers

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is expected to be more than doubled
in the days leading up to the clips.

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The mayor in the town is scared
that the local infrastructure could be strained,

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leading with nightmare problems like traffic,
food and fuel shortages and more.

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Yes, okay, so August August
twelfth, twenty twenty six, you can

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go to Greenland, Iceland or Spain
August second, twenty twenty seven, Northern

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Africa, Gibraltar and the Saudi Peninsula. I'm not traveling to Dixie Highway to

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go see this. I'm not.
As a matter of fact, is it

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Louisville in the path? It's not
the path Until now, it's like ninety

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eight point five ninety eight point five
percent. Leave your backyard for your twenty

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four hour drivep for something you can
see ninety nine percent from your backyard.

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I can still see who are these
people? Now? I hope everyone in

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four people I can still see it. One point five percent. This is

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horrible. That's the worth. I
hope they inform everyone in the car that

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look, this is just a two
minute thing and we're coming back, and

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I hope there's not anybody in the
car that goes. That was it.

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That was it, That was the
whole thing. Here's a notes from Heightsman's

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Bakery. Uh, if you're gonna
get your Path of Totality eclipse cakes,

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go ahead and get your orders in
now, because they're getting full up.

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Man, I don't doubt that.
But in Louisville you get ninety eight percent

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of the cake. That's just I
still say two percent of the sun.

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I wonder if people will look at
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no CP three oh, helmet on. Of course they will. There seems

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to be some kind of a moon
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All right, well, okay,
more complaining on. Oh good, okay,

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So there's plenty of them, dude, Oh yeah, don't worry,

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You're not in any danger. Yeah
yeah, they'll hit you with their phaser.

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There're nothing a lot but a wop
rat. And those universal selves there

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are think womp read is actually a
thing in Star Wars. You're thinking of

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dagobad and talk about system. That's
it. System, you know it.

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But I again, I enjoy the
fact that we've never heard this term before,

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and every news organization in America is
hammering it every single broadcast the Path

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of totality, which we've never heard
of before ever. You know what we

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need to do is now some sort
of it's in the lexicon of our But

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guess what we need to find out
if anybody's copyrighted like C double A,

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Yeah, they copyrighted, uh Final
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I mean, I could see March
Madness, I can see copyrighting that,

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but Final four Super Bowl doesn't want
to be mentioned either. In the NFL's

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kind of cornered that one. We
got into the eight to copyright the Path

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of totality. Totality. Welcome to
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ago and said, yeah, we're
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other most times. And we went
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number call that. Now we did
the program we lost weight and then started

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which has been awesome. I go twice

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a week, twenty minute sessions.
You lay under these red lights. It

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makes your skin feel amazing. Your
the lines on your face are a little

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diminished. And no, it does
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butt. This feels, thank you. It's a full body red therapy,

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right, and it pokes a hole
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gets rid of it so you actually
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use it every single time you want
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have one in your pocket. Five
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dollars treatment is just forty nine dollars. You heard me. A five hundred

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dollars treatment is just forty nine dollars
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And you give him a call y
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books. It's crazy. It's Tuesday
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