Hi. One of my favorite segments of the week. It's Tuesday's two a
little bit after ten o'clock with Dave Jennings. What do I love gentlemen when
it comes to scouring this universe for tool bride? Zealous Dave Jennys, Indeed,
this is not one of those. Right. Let's call this girl Maggie.
She's twenty years old, y, Maggie? How Meg? Wait?
How old your Maggie? She's still twenteen? Okay, Maggie said. My
brother, who's fifteen, is a good kid. He studies a lot and
works his butt off, but he still gets low grades in school. He
has multiple learning disabilities. He has taken an IQ test scored under eighty.
But one of the kindest people I know, and he really wants to become
a doctor because he wants to help other people. I really respect his noble
goal, but I just don't think he has the academic smarts for that kind
of stuff. My older sister, by the way, who's in medical school
now, and my dad agree. So we sat him down and told him
that he should con or other choices other than becoming a doctor. We told
him how he had to work harder than most people, and now he was
different. My older sister spoke to him about med school and discouraged him.
After the conversation, he seemed really really upset. I can tell he's been
crying. He hasn't spoken to us since. Am I a tool? Uh?
Yeah? Probably? Yeah. You got to let people make their own
mistakes and all that stuff. And because look, we don't ever say to
our kids you shouldn't do this or that. We're like, eh, you're
sure you want to do that. Let them you're sure you want to do
that. I mean, we'll back your play. But you're ending his dream
at fifteen. You can't ever do that, So think of something else.
Okay, Yeah, you're a tool. Okay, so you put the bullseye
on you because other people would have done that for him. He never would
have qualified for medical school, all right, he would he or he wouldn't
have even qualified for some of the classes you need to take to get into
qualify for a medical Now, with that attitude, so you take class half
empty, guys, So you let those people take the brunt of those people.
Those people, yes, you know, the academics, those that's an
academic school. Milt Wagner said that, Yeah, if you really can't ever
do this, that will sort itself out. Yes you didn't have yes,
but Dave, you have become now the reason he didn't go to medical school.
Crusher of dream, that's the soul sucker. Maybe you should work in
a car wash, Timmy, Hey, I had a lot of fun there.
I know you learned a lot of good music. And IQB eighty that's
I think Forrest Gump had a higher number, but he did. Just find
THO. Sometimes I've wanted all of us to take it a Q test on
the on the air back. I just don't want people to know exactly how
stupid you know, you know what? I think they already know that day.
But I think they already know that. So yesterday we were at Martin's
barbecue. So if you had that mouth watering brisket and thought, oh,
I wonder if I can do that in myself, where would I go Dwight
to maybe get let me tell you, go to the fireplace. The fireplace
is all things smoking, grilling. You're gonna love it. They even have
outdoor listen to this outdoor smokeless fire pits, meaning you got the fire going,
but the smoke's not going in your eyes and listen. Have you ever
thought about having an outdoor kitchen? I do all of the time. I
want one? Do you want one? Can you picture it in your mind?
If you can't, go up to the fireplace and have them sketch it
out, give you the blueprints and find out what it would take to make
that dream a reality. Just go walk into the showroom and check out some
of the mockups they have there. You're gonna love the fireplaces on Chubyville Road.
All things grilling, all things smoking right down from roosters in the same
shopping center. Aah. I know that it makes me feel so sexy.
And of course it is click it or skippy. Yes, we check in
the headlines out and you're telling me click it or ski. I hope Kate
Middleton is in this because it is getting a little dicey with that situation.
Are you hoping? Whoa whoa who are you talking about Kate Milton or the
fake cake, fake sake Middleton? Ah, there you go. Headline Honey
Booboo calls out Mama June for refusing to pay for college. Click on it.
Anytime we get a honey Booboo reference. I am in and I gotta
look up net worth now, Honey Boo Boo's probably worth eighty five dollars,
not much, and she ate the rest of it. Well, they probably
didn't pay her a lot of those unless she had some merchandising that maybe she
could have gotten in on. If Honey Boo Boo was on a T shirt,
she should have got paid. That's right. Name image likeness baby,
Go ahead and click on it. Honey Booboo, whose real name is Alana
Thompson, and Mama June are clashing over cash. In a recent episode of
Mama June Family Crisis, Alana was told by June that she didn't have the
cash to help pay for her expenses, namely college. Alana was shocked to
hear this, pointing out that June was able to pay for things like gold
chains for her boyfriend Justin, among other things. Atlanta's sister Lauren joined in
to support Atlanta, calling out June for not helping out in a confessional.
Alana started college last fall, studying at Regis University in Colorado, studying nursing.
She did get a twenty one thousand dollars scholarship, so she's gonna she's
gonna mend booboos. Yeah, I feel exactly rise say out fitting nurse boo
boo. All right, well I think I've shorted this out in Tony Dwight
and Dave Court right here. All right, Mama June Network, take take
a poke just now that she stole all the kids money. So let's see,
well, let's see, Mama June network, Networth take a poke at
Mama je No idea five hundred thousand, fifty grand, fifty thousand just the
trailer. Yeah, that might be just the hitch the lot, that might
be Oh yeah, yeah, all right, honey, booboo net Worth?
What I don't know. I'm kind of curious. Four hundred thousand, yeah,
shut up, you hat some some merchandise here showns a house. Relax
on the four hundred thousands now, okay, So Mama June, I mean,
come on, dude, this girls became the butt of every joke for
damn decade. Okay, speaking of which, honey, but but Mama June
naked, don't do that? No you do. Oh you might get Mama
Cass's not her that it's inappropriate for the workplace, thank you. Okay,
So uh that was college. Good luck with college. Join every other kid
in America that's not getting college paid for man, right say it? And
if but here's the thing, if you're gonna become a nurse, there are
so many programs that are like, we'll pay for college. Yeah, we'll
pay for it. If you want to be a nurse, just signed to
work. You gotta work for us, But we'll pay for your college.
Don't worry about it. There's plenty of ways to get that done. Yep,
that's just fake conflict for a show called crisis. Thank you headline.
Jeremy Renner says Robert Downey Junior kept his spirits up during accident recovery. Click
on it, Hawka. There's a reason Robert Downey Junior made such a good
iron Man. But it's not just because the newly minted Oscar winning actor has
spent decades entertaining audiences. One of his co stars says it's because he's just
a good dude. Jeremy Renner recently admitted the Tropic thunderstar kept him laughing as
he recovered from an almost life threatening snowplow injury. He's like, dude,
the most important thing is you look good. I don't care how you feel.
As long as you look good, that's all that matters. Why you
say the Tropic Thunderstar when the guy was in the Iron Man franchise. I
I never understand the ap and how they come up with some of their Like
you mentioned that movie he made, he made Casino. Why are you putting
him in that one? Uh? Somebody had I like Renner, I really
do. The first time I really recognized him was not The Avengers. It
was he played opposite of Tom Cruise in one of the Mission Impossible movies.
I think Ghost Protocols of those. Oh my god, it was so good
and he he was He was so good in that. And then of course
he was Hawkeye. And then he's the new Jersey mayor in oh Man,
the Mayor of Kingstown. Wow, what a show. Yeah, so he's
done really well. It's done really well for him. Something. No,
I haven't got to watch this. I just finished The Masters of Air.
Oh we started last night, The Gentleman. Oh. I kind of want
to. It's pretty good, really quirky and walk up to LetGo good Morrow
fe The Masters of Air is the trilogy is the third with the Pacific and
of not a few but band of Brothers the Pacific and then this is Masters
of Air. This is Spielberg in Hanks. Well, I just reminded me
I dreamt. I had a dream. Oh can you share it? Yeah?
I can share this one seriously. Just last time, I had a
dream that I was in the same room with you and Steven Spielberg. Yeah,
what was I doing getting him drinks? Or no, oh you were
getting you were shooting jokes on him. I turned my back to him and
started, Hey, man, it's Steven Spielberg. That's all. Remember,
I did watch I don't want to chase any more squirrels, but I did
watch Naiad. Have you seen that one? It really is good and it's
a absolute true story. And that girl, that lady is nuts. She
swam from Cuba to America, the first person ever do it at sixty two
years old. He go ahead headline. Jeane Wilder's widow revealed his last words
in new doc Did he get married after Gilda RADNERN I'm sure I guess so,
he said, widow, unless they had a seance. Are we clicking?
Yeah? Yes. A new documentary sheds a loving light on actor Gene
Wilder. His widow remembered her final moments with him. Karen Boyer, who
was married to him from ninety one until his death in twenty sixteen, said
he managed to stay loving and joyful even while dealing with Alzheimer's. The music
was playing in the background, she said of his final moments, remembering,
Gene Wilder is now out. Ella Fitzgerald was singing somewhere over the Rainbow,
and then he said, I love you. That's the last thing he said.
I heard. His last words were you're standing on my air hose.
M hmm. She said he did take one last dip in the pool before
I heard it was he passed away. Candill back stop by Abby, somebody
Abby Abbey Normal headline. Reba McIntyre denies calling Taylor swift and entitled little brat.
Oh hey, holy got her the super Bowl? Hold up, click
on that. What's going on here? What's Reba McIntyre are doing to Mac
Taylor Swift? Music fans everywhere? We're probably worried they were gonna have to
make a choice between two legends when word came out that Reba wasn't a fan
of Taylor. But according to the fancy singer, that's not the case.
Quote Please don't believe everything you see on the internet. She's apparently called Swift
and entitled little brat. I did not say this, she said. Well.
Rumors swore that the iconic singer was upset at the eras megastar for laughing
during the Star Spangled Banner sung by Reba McIntyre. She says she has nothing
but respect for Taylor. She's a wonderful artist, a strong role model and
has done so much for so many people in the industry. Yeahba McIntire,
Yeah, I think you want to clear that up as soon as possible.
I mean, you'll have you killed, Taylor Swift, will have you just
you'll disappear. Yeah, this is kind of weird headline. Stephen Colbert to
narrate Pope France's audiobook Stop it? What come on? Why? Click on
it? Click on it? There has to be something. Stephen Colbert has
landed the high profile, high pressure gig of narrating the audiobook for Pope Francis.
The Late Show host will lend his voice to the Pope's new book Life,
My Story Through History. He's set to narrate the six hour audiobook alongside
Franciscan Friar and priest John Quigley, who's from Australia. It's not true.
Yeah, that was Tom selleg that's true. So there you go. Oh,
we gotta find something about Kate, right, Yes, Jack Middleton is
still missing, damn it. And then there sees fake pictures of maybe even
fake Kit. Think, what did you say, fake Middleton? Fake Middleton?
Maybe there's a robot Kate Middleton. I'm not putting anything past the royal
family. Do you think that maybe somebody should throw a bucket of water on
Kate? She's not starts smoke starts coming out that or her feet turned into
fins, Yes, lady, And then she goes, what was that noise?
Was that? Oh my god? Whatever Daryl Hannah did there is?
They still talk. There's a hashtag I stand with Catherine. Who's Katherine?
Kate's Kate's Oh my god. Okay to the car, Katherine, mil I
throw Dusty out there about a half hour ago, and you're like, I
dated a dusty Dixie bowl and she kind of had b o. No,
she had be oh, but I didn't know until we were in the throes
of passion and her arms went over a hill. She smelt, Oh my
gosh, it smelled like an L. G and E worker working at Did
that? Boy? Did that sway you to not? Oh? No,
listen, man, I'm a man of my word. I finished the Kate
Middleton headline. Kate Middleton scene in new video enjoying Windsor Farm shop with William
Uh. It's kind of grainy, like a Bigfoot video. And it's from
across the street, and it's like everyone has a camera on their phone.
Why is this the only thing we're getting? I don't get it. It's
not too bad this picture that I'm looking at now, which one? Which?
Obviously? Then they're walking outside of a cafe. It looks like they're
shopping carts. I guess it's a market. Have you ever heard of Ai
Dave? Now? Thank you? Practice practice, they say. The Royal
family says she will reserve her resume her royal duties after duty. I wonder
if when she does a royal duty, if she has someone to come in
and they spray for her, Well, why would they need to do that?
It doesn't stink right, it listens, thank you, smells like kidney
pie, doesn't smell doesn't smell like dusty. If you're listening, maybe that
should be your next candle sent This candle smells like my What do you think
ever happened to Dusty from Dixie Bowl? Hmmm, I don't know. I
think all options are on the table. She might be a ranch hand.
Did she have a haircut like Pinky Duskadea? It was kind of like happy
days straight here. Yes, she was kind of she had a waterfall.
It was like the dumb and Dumber cut. All nice, okay, but
usually the you know, the caliber of woman you meeted at Bowling Alley is
luxurious like you. She was. You smelled like smoke. I guarantee it.
Oh absolutely, she raised her arms. So the Princess of Wales was
seen with Prince William about a mile away from her home at the Windsor Farm
Shop. And this is not just coming from my witnesses. There's a video.
Other people in the area shared that Kate was quote happy, relaxed,
and healthy as she walked around the store. TMZ says they even looked at
the metadata of the video to prove that the video was filmed Saturday near her
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years, day two of the week on NewsRadio eight forty w HS, Wow,
hey, Fauci, you know this beautiful song? Stop stop it man?
Yeah you right? Why are we hearing Bonnie right now? Bonnie Tyler?
Right? Turn around? Fouci could you please. That was David Beckham.
I was like, why are you yelling? Frauci? I get a
confused this radio eight forty w HS, Tony Vaneddi, Dwight Winning, Dave,
Jenny's running the show, baby, Welcome to Tuesday. Congratulations to Anthony
Daniels. I never know if it's a good price on this or not,
but good good, uh, good job Anthony Daniels. What did Tony Daniels
do? Tony Daniels c P three ohs Star Wars. Oh that's right,
what what Wait a minute? What one of the heads of C three p
O. Yes, he's the one who goes, Oh my goodness, I
know now it comes Lord d do and we hit. Don't have any cotludes
to pay to get through what we do? How terrible, terrible impression.
That's one of the greatest characters. Good character. Yes, you gotta be
kidding me, man, way better than you. Eight one two, Oh
my gosh. Lando Calrieson is the best Star Wars character ever, followed by
Wooki and then god our old sales manager Wookie Chewbacca Chewie. He's a Wookie.
He's a Wookie. Hey, terrible accent. Now do a Wookie in
an English accent. Congratulations Anthony Daniels. C three po the Star Wars film.
So the piece of memorabilia, it was C three pos go it platedhead.
Yeah, we think it would run. Okay, so this is the
original? Yeah? Which one of them? This one? This one comes
from. Say it went five hundred thousand dollars. That was not the head
you're looking for. That's a well look at a see three PR. I
was like, man, I'd like to have a little head. All right,
I want to say five hundred thousand dollars what I went for? I'll
say one point two million. Wow, let's split the difference kind of you
know, uh, the the C three po head from Return of the Jedi,
that was a third one yeah. Yeah, so for eight hundred and
forty three thousand, wow, Wow, would you like to come back from
my bedroom? And okay, and no woman is going to see it?
What'd you like to say? My three PR head? He was the comic
relief sometimes movie was I finally got a date and it's luck would have it.
We got back to my apartment and she said, sure, what like
some head? And he's a put out my news three PAIRL head it's always
having arguments are due, are too te too all to your son monster,
Now you're a Julia child to the sun. Monsters are running their bit Bops
sets up the lines from my hand Solo. So when they're in the mediator,
meteor sour and he says, uh, successfully navigating a media shower is
one millions out of that to one, and then hand Solo gets to say,
never tell me the odds and then he's flying. Yeah, corny movie,
that's awesome, awesome. It seems to have gotten me in my noodle
berdy. Noodleberry might as well be something stupid crap they put it. But
you know, noodleberry, well, bad news for Dave Jennings and his crew.
What what I would like to call it? Water the second annual Path
of Total Totality meeting Total Earth. Wait a minute, who brought the C
three po heck as me? It seems that Bell, Texas is one of
the perfect places when it comes to the path of totality. April eighth,
coming around the corner. Yeah, we're starting to rethink getting on the road
that day, are you ring? Yes? Supposed to be jam, I
mean, if you're doing hotel rooms for seventeen hundred dollars in the middle of
nowhere, Indiana. Yes. No, and last time, remember it took
people twelve hours to get back from forty five minute twice. Suh. What
if it's overcast, Hey, that's a problem. That'd be fine, you
know, that'd make it easier for me if if you want, you come
to the studio. Will turn the lights out for you and demonstrate it.
In the middle of the day of the day, April eighth is the path
of totality is going to be hitting Bell, Texas. But Bell Texas has
claimed a state of emergency had to be declared because of the influx of travelers.
Just give you an idea. They're calling the state of emergency because they
want to protect the health and welfare in lifetime. Actually, no, up
happens a lot Bell, last chance, unless you got to really travel.
Oh whatever, the lights on my R two D two head is going to
light up. Sucking As I love science, I just for some reason I'm
disconnected with this stupid eclipse. It's two minutes of darkness. Smurph, Bell,
Let's get back in the car and wait for twelve hours to go back
home. A population of Bell Texas only four hundred thousand people. That numbers
is expected to be more than doubled in the days leading up to the clips.
The mayor in the town is scared that the local infrastructure could be strained,
leading with nightmare problems like traffic, food and fuel shortages and more.
Yes, okay, so August August twelfth, twenty twenty six, you can
go to Greenland, Iceland or Spain August second, twenty twenty seven, Northern
Africa, Gibraltar and the Saudi Peninsula. I'm not traveling to Dixie Highway to
go see this. I'm not. As a matter of fact, is it
Louisville in the path? It's not the path Until now, it's like ninety
eight point five ninety eight point five percent. Leave your backyard for your twenty
four hour drivep for something you can see ninety nine percent from your backyard.
I can still see who are these people? Now? I hope everyone in
four people I can still see it. One point five percent. This is
horrible. That's the worth. I hope they inform everyone in the car that
look, this is just a two minute thing and we're coming back, and
I hope there's not anybody in the car that goes. That was it.
That was it, That was the whole thing. Here's a notes from Heightsman's
Bakery. Uh, if you're gonna get your Path of Totality eclipse cakes,
go ahead and get your orders in now, because they're getting full up.
Man, I don't doubt that. But in Louisville you get ninety eight percent
of the cake. That's just I still say two percent of the sun.
I wonder if people will look at it with the R two D two or
no CP three oh, helmet on. Of course they will. There seems
to be some kind of a moon going over the sun. Bepop boopoo.
All right, well, okay, more complaining on. Oh good, okay,
So there's plenty of them, dude, Oh yeah, don't worry,
You're not in any danger. Yeah yeah, they'll hit you with their phaser.
There're nothing a lot but a wop rat. And those universal selves there
are think womp read is actually a thing in Star Wars. You're thinking of
dagobad and talk about system. That's it. System, you know it.
But I again, I enjoy the fact that we've never heard this term before,
and every news organization in America is hammering it every single broadcast the Path
of totality, which we've never heard of before ever. You know what we
need to do is now some sort of it's in the lexicon of our But
guess what we need to find out if anybody's copyrighted like C double A,
Yeah, they copyrighted, uh Final four, which I don't see how you
I mean, I could see March Madness, I can see copyrighting that,
but Final four Super Bowl doesn't want to be mentioned either. In the NFL's
kind of cornered that one. We got into the eight to copyright the Path
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