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company to take over Star Wars, which one would it be? It would
be me. I would take over Star Wars besides John Okay, that's the
boy you Okay, you should have said that when you said okay, now
I changed the terms. Okay, Uh yeah, Apple probably, dude,
honestly, yeah, I mean I can't think of any reason thing about Apple.
Even their woke shit is great, Like they do some woke shit.
You're like, dude, what is this woke shit? Because they're marketing masters.
They're marketing masters over there. Well, it's so slick, You're you're
you're already so deep into it before you were like, hey, this is
woke a shit. Yeah No, I mean I guess you could say like
Tarantino maybe or something. If you gave it to him Disney, I could
see that that's what we're talking about. He could have done. You know,
he was gonna do a Star Trek movie. He wrote a script for
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back in time or not back in time, but they go to this planet
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this planet, you know, and having to deal with these gangsters. I
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What are we gonna talk so much to get into? Bro? So?
I drive, I love, I have serious radio, and I know we
got a lot of NFL, but I just wanted to ask you guys give
me a number. I drive. I drive in and out of studio to
my studio in Hollywood out tatarzas Stana. I'm in my car a lot.
I love serious radio. One of my favorite channels is NBA Radio. I
love it. I love the NBA so much. I listen to the NBA
radio in the off season. So uh right now they are playing the w
NBA radio broadcasts of their playoffs on serious radio. Using just your hands,
how many people do you think are listening to w NBA playoff basketball on serious
radio, which tends to be for truckers on crystal meth going long haul.
Okay, I have a guess. Okay, it comes my guess eleven.
Johnny saying eleven. Very weird way to hold up the number eleven. But
John saying the twin towers. That's what you're saying. Yea, yep,
good to see them back together again. I would say, I would say,
now you got all the truckers on meth. Yes, so there's what
thousand? There's a thousand of them right there. There's gotta be more than
that, because serious radio is I think a lot of a lot more people
have serious radio than people think. I believe. But I could what you're
saying they're listening to that? No, I say, those listeners are listening
to w NBA playoff back. The answer is how many people fell asleep with
that channel on? Is your answer? Right there? Well, I'm gonna
say you're you're counting now all of those fucking Tesla driving lesbians. Is serious
radio in Tesla? I don't know. I imagine you can get it,
dude. It's like, no, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Not No, I mean, Johnny, I mean you think they're listening
to playoff NBA Playoff Back w NBA playoffs us, they're gonna listen to any
w NBA. It's gotta be the playoffs. I mean, you are you?
You literally were hold on, hold on, no, I wasn't.
I changed the channel since I realized it was w NBA playoffs. Did you
realize it was seven nine going into the third? That's a nail bier,
bro Okay, so listen, listen. So so if we just take a
w NBA game, there's nobody in the stands now, they're now, they're
new, they're new metric which they measure, Uh is it in actual people
listening? It's hours consumed now and they're like, more hours have been consumed
of the NBA than any other season before. And what they don't tell you
is that they have more games than they've ever played before. For some unknown
reason, they decide to expand the league and get it into more games,
which to me is just absolutely ridiculous, right, I mean, it's just
not that's okay, that's what we opened with. That's really smart marketing by
them to I mean, like, oh my god, more popcorn than it
ever has been consumed at w NBA games. More popcorn. I mean,
we didn't tell you we gave it all away, but that doesn't mean anything.
Let's get in some NFL. Let's go, let's gop. Think about
you when you think about of Raiders, I think Josh McDaniels is a giant
dumpster fire. He always tries to act like he's the smartest guy in the
room and it blows up in his face. How does this guy have a
job? And Eric Bienimy, who succeeds wherever he goes at calling offense.
I know he's hard to get along with, dude, but he's with Ron
Rivera, the the man who destroyed Cam Newton, and he's somehow scoring thirty
points a game there with Sam Howell, Who's you know what? Fourth round
quarterback? Come on, give the man a job, Yeah, third round,
give the Manly McDaniels will flame out. We can get Eric. I
would love that. I would love I can see in Chicago too. Oh,
I mean we'll get you know, vern started calling for his head yet,
but they will man that that team I watched Who's how do they want?
Is it? How about Fields? How do you feel about Fields?
Are they turned on him yet? Fully? We're talking about that before the
season. I mean, he just doesn't have it. I'm sorry. I
mean, he doesn't have anything to work that comes from though, though I
mean he was certain. Are they not letting him do what he does?
Are they, you know, forcing him to play a kind of game that's
not his style of game or or what you're saying is correct. And you're
literally at that equilibrium point where you're like, in a few games, we're
gonna find out, uh, because god damn man, if he's not the
guy, what the fuck? I mean, Jesus, he can't throw.
No, they're gonna have a They're gonna have a peach of a draft pick.
I can tell you that next year. Uh, with this Panthers pick
a real peach of a draft pick, so they can if they want to
get a new quarter Johnny, do you regret the trade trade? No?
No, no, no, no, no, that's that's the quarterbacks,
not he. That's that's the least of our problems. Yeah, but it's
not he ain't. Do you like them so far? Do you think yeah?
Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, No, I think he's fun. Yeah,
he's gonna be good. Yeah. It's just sorry, we have nobody
like nobody is we have no we have the worst and Bill Simmons said this
before the season, and I was like doubting it, but he's one hundred
percent right. We have the worst set of skill position players in the NFL.
Nobody gets open at O. Sullivan does this great quarterback school thing on
YouTube where he breaks down quarterbacks performances, and he showed dozens of plays.
Nobody is open. The defenders are running the routes better than the receivers.
We just have a bunch of slow receivers and DJ Chark, who he's not
healthy and you know, have some straight line speed. It sucks name of
your skill positions because I don't know if I could. It's thirty thirty three,
thirty three year old DeLand who can't run. It's DJ Chark who's not
healthy and you know, never he's okay, he's like a he's a wide
receiver three two kind of guy. At most. If you have a dominant
one. Uh, then we have Mingo Jonathan Mingo are rookie draft pick out
of Mississippi who's just you know, he's slow, he slows Christen. We
have Hayden Hurst at tight end who's never you know, he's never gonna be
like a top third guy. He's like the middle of the pack, mid
tier tight end. And then Miles Sanders at tailback, who's okay, you
know, but I mean even the Eagles had to bench him in the playoffs,
right, those are your guys? Back was garbage? Yeah, I
mean, and then we have you know, the a this Terrace Marshall out
of LSU who's never gonna put it together. He's not. But in the
offensive line, I mean, and then we've already lost two starters on the
offensive line. I mean, I mean, dude, injuries, they're just
brutal right now, they're just brutal. Oh dude, we lost Shack.
We lost Shack Thompson. We lost two guys on the offensive line, and
then we lost Jase Horne. That's I mean, four starters already. It's
brutal. Yeah, you're basically just a bad team, and sometimes you are.
I'm sorry for you, even though you're in my division something Yeah yeah,
no, no, Well, we'll see how it goes. I mean,
I the good thing is, I think I still I'm still not a
believer in the division. I mean, the Saints have a good defense,
their offense still isn't Derek Carr Still, you just find out Derek Carr is
Derek Carr. Like, it's just something about him. At the end of
the game, he just gets tight, dude. And he didn't with the
Raiders, and even though they won both their games, you already see that
guy coming out with the Saints. Yeah, he's gonna throw the other team
you can count on I DoD. I mean, he's just he's a great
quarterback, but when it gets tight, I have zero faith in him.
Zero not a non zip. But yeah, man, I mean, like
what a great story Brock Purty is huh. I mean, like, holy
yow. I mean you could not. I mean this is everyone's debating whether
it's a good quarterback or not. He's undefeated, dude. I mean,
like that's it. I mean, that's all that matters at the end of
the day. You know, he's on defeeded dude. But when you look
at that at a financial and this is what I hope it also happens with
the Falcons, but they drafted him with the last fucking pick. Ye know,
he's on a fucking paper route. As far as the NFL salaries are,
they have the thirty million dollar position that they are fucking spending probably six
hundred thousand dollars on it. Now they'll rework it, and shit, but
it ain't gonna be that. And now you got fucking twenty nine point two
million dollars to spend in all other places for the first three or four years.
Now, again they'll rework because he's not gonna be their starter for three
years. On that, they'll go, hey, we'll do the right thing.
But while you build up team, Yeah, you just gotta fucking at
least let's say, bare minimum eleven million dollars savings for three years. That's
you know, that's why a lot of people I think that conspiracy wise guys
can also listen to tinfoil Hat wherever you're finding podcasts. But conspiracy wise people
say, uh that that's what they started to running backs. They go,
man, we can't continue to keep paying, so collectively, let's all start
drafting running backs later and let's collectively agree, you know, because all these
the NFL's corporations, so all these teams are like, shit, man,
I'm paying running back twenty five million dollars a year. He blows his knee
out, and now I'm eating fucking fifty million bucks for a guy in a
wheelchair basically, Yeah, and I think you're gonna start seeing that happen in
the quarterbacks. So they'll be the first. They'll still be the first overall
and all that, but you're gonna not see this run of the first two
guys. Yeah, those are guys to be the first runners. But those
everybody else that you're like, oh, I can see them taking them at
sixteen, and they're like, why are they passing on fucking you know these
you know, second tier quarterbacks. The position is so important that you think
they would draft them higher. But they're like, nah, man, let's
all agree that it's shotgun on the first two, maybe three, and everybody
else we go. So if you think he's a franchise quarterback like of like
let's say a Payton Manning level or something like that, he'll take a one
two three winner just won the National champions Yeah, those after that, like
after that, let's get past that, right, a franchise quarterback after that?
What do you think is a hierarchy of drafts? Uh? Positions?
What do you what do you mean like one of the most important positions?
Yeah, like what like left lockles, they're gonna go, Okay, let's
let's get some of these guys a little later on. These quarterbacks and that
left tackle. So it's like old line, d line cornerbacks, right,
that seems like a line offense, quarterback, offensive line, defensive line.
There are just so many wide receivers that it's not it's kind of d priorities
in this weird way that because they they they change the rules of the offense
to make it so much easier. That's almost devalued some of these skilled positions
that now, even though nobody can stop anybody, really, if you're a
defensive player, you're gonna get big bucks if you're if you're good, you
could be a first round draft pick, right right. I mean it's like
it's like kind of crazy, Like if you're a killer cornerback, you can
get some serious cash. If you're a great linebacker, defensive lineman, you're
gonna get some cash because especially that first contract out of college, if you're
like a dominant guy dude, like like Sauce Gardner, that guy's gonna get
paid. Bro, he's so good. Yeah, he's all that. Guys,
and the poor Jets you want talk about them for saying the poor fucking
Jets and their fans Like, what was that thing you said, Sam about
how they got you know, say that how they got snapped? Oh,
like yeah, they just fanost. All these amazing Aaron Rodgers memories are now
just gone. We were never gonna experience them, whether they were super positive
or negative, just gone. And it's just like this thing about when you
are the second team in a market, you just have bad luck. Bro,
It's just so hard. Like if you look at like the Mets,
the Clippers, the Chargers, even though like nobody gives a shit about the
Rams either, but it's like they are the second team here. Who else?
The Nets? The net, Luke, nobody tries harder than the Nets
every five years. They just do the super duper trade to bringing all these
great guys and it blows up in their face every time. And the same
thing with the Jets. The Jets just they just can't get to go.
When your last glory days was the Mark Sanchez era, you know you're cursed.
They don't even get done. You're open to the conference finals, right
they went to the Yeah, I mean Doment went before that. It was
Chad Pennings. They had the Chad Pennings. They had a good team,
right, But yeah, Pettington, they might have been even a little bitter
than that team. What about the fuck? Oh, Tianna had a good
job. I'm gonna give all credits. Isn't time on Joe? All credit
team Sarah Tiana for this joke that she said in the thread because everybody got
injured Aaron Rodgers injured Nick Schub, I'm gonna talk about that and next,
but she goes, what are you guys complaining about this in the thread?
What are you guys complaining about? Uh? I lost Aaron Rodgers in forty
five seconds. It's the worst nine to eleven I can remember. We're September
eleven. That's great, that's great. What about that? What about this
dude? The poor guy? Man, it's so gnarly people have and people
keep passing that both Have you seen that screenshot on both of them side by
side together on social media like that, people were passing around. It keeps
coming up on my feet. I'm no, I'm it's I mean, it's
just come on like an elbow. I mean it's like this. It's just
we watch the craziest shit on this fucking show, and this is just an
average don't tell me that we've gotten it. Okay, yeah, I'm not
gonna shot him. But hey, Sam watched this cool video of fish in
a fish ball. Here we go on it. I've seen a fish in
fishball video. This is so cute. I don't I don't have it pulled
up here. But yeah, it's gnarly. I mean, it's just gnarly.
I can't look at the girls. You're all grows, You're play what
do you think? Man? Like? Is he is he need that he
broke in college? He would have done? Is he done? Yeah?
I mean a lot of people were saying like that. It does the same
knee. He obviously tore every single thing in his knee. Isn't even that
bad? Sam, just take a look at it. But he uh he
uh. I don't know, man, you had that. I mean,
it's the worst thing that can happen to your knee as an athlete, even
probably a human. And now it's the second time and what seven is hears?
Boyd, that's a tough road back. I mean, how do they
even that? Like? Fuck? That reminds I mean, it reminds me
of what's his name, you know, almost died on the field. A
couple of years ago quarterback. Uh you know, oh Alex Smith, Alex
Smith. I thought Alex Smith was worse than this one. Oh it was,
it was. But I'm just saying, like in the in just sort
of the graphic nature of it, like, look, oh so football dangerous,
dude. I mean, that's one way they make the reason they may
make all that money is because we like to watch people fucking, you know,
fucking go at it like that. Yeah, but that one was brutal,
and of course I had him in. Here's the thing, fantasy talk.
If you're in more than two Fantasy Sam, how many leagues? You
got two? Johnny three and I have four. If you're in more than
two leagues, you're not. I think you're in the perfect amount of legue,
Sam, even though one is really really fun. But if you're in
too great. If you're in more than two leagues, every and every single
injury affects you one way or another. Yeah. Maybe I don't have Nick
Chubb in every single league, but if I'm in four leagues, you're gonna
have fucking Nick chubbin one of them. I had Aaron Rodgers on my bench
in one league. I was just gonna sit on him. And then maybe
if he had a good game, because I think I have Lamar Jackson ahead
of him. The minute he had a good game, I was gonna trade
him for just some dipshit. Now I just don't cut him. But you
know, if you're in three or four leagues, every major injury in the
NFL makes you go God, damn it. And that's what sucks about being
in more than two leagues. Well what about God? You can't ditch the
bullet. You can't ditch the bullet. It's good. You think they look
bad though, the Jets. Do you think the Jets were gonna be good
with Rogers? Because they are really bad? Like now, if they were
even gonna be good, I think they were gonna be I think so.
I think there's a lot of like shock right now. And within that organization
of like maybe Giants could form one team you know that would and then they
would be okay, because the Jets, who would the Giants? Who would
you put on from the Giants? Well, how about the Giants who've had
probably the worst schedule. They've played two of the three two two of the
best teams in the NFL. Yeah, but they I mean, let's be
honest, they haven't exactly been close, Sam. I mean they've been getting
throttled. I think getting throttled. I mean just destroyed, dude, including
the other nights. We're recording this right after Thursday football where they got throttled,
and they had in three games first three games, this is the least
amount of points scored in the maybe the NFL since nineteen ninety one. Really
is that? Did you just make that up? Because that's great if you
did. I did not know. I read that to that. That Cowboys
game, by the way, was one of the most temply ass whoopings you
will ever see in the NFL. At Cowboys game, you will. I
mean it's rare in the NFL to see that complete of a dismantling. That's
like a college football type game, like glow driter shit, Like you haven't
a Confettian ship. I mean Daniel Jones like a guy that you fire immediately
after that game. Oh, I mean that was an ass whooping and they
just gave that guy just a fat contract. You know. It's fucking nuts.
And it's not like Dak Prescott was thrown all over them either. It
was just that defense just destroyed the Giants. I mean, you look at
this. Look at the offensive stats that the Cowboys had in a forty to
zero game. Dak Prescott was thirteen for twenty four for one hundred and forty
three yards, no touchdowns, no interceptions, seventy point five QBR, and
Tony Pollard was their leading rusher with fourteen carries seventy yards. Those are the
stats, the offensive stats for the winning team and a forty to zero game.
Isn't that crazy? That's how that's how dominant. I'm a defensive performance
that was Hey, man, do you think it's possible that the defensive now
have figure out these new rules and how to play within them. It's early
season, man, you know, and with the shorter preseasons, the defenses
we're seeing now have a huge advantage early wed So I'd like to wait about
this. All these people that kind of held out and then came to camp
lay are having some industries Like Joe Burrow didn't play at all. People like
he's playing, like shit, yeah, because it wasn't in camp, and
they don't play them. They don't even when they're there. They don't play,
especially starting quarterbacks, they don't play. He's been hurt. All he's
been hurt. But think about all the quarterbacks, the starting guys that didn't
that barely played in the Yeah, but it's not even about playing the game.
It's really about being in preseason camp. It doesn't game. It's just
crazy. Who else is there. There's a bunch of people. That one
was a mess. There were a lot of games that were just messy,
just sloppy, and they you know, they really have turned into the kind
of the last preseason game. I heard somebody say that on ESPN. Well,
what's really weird is that, you know, so you have this game
where it's like you're you're you're putting your body health on the line, which
totally understand right, So what we've decided or the expert, the less contact
you make before the the the the less injuries you'll have. But once you
start to ramp it up in the full time, your body isn't used to
those hits, right, So it's like it could be something where it's like,
you know, you gotta get those hits and feel those hits so that
when it gets to the real game, you're reay for that stuff and your
body can take the impact of it. That's what the old school guys think.
I know that. I mean you always heard that from those old school
guys like that, you know you need to is Arizona the greatest worst team
of all time? Like they can put up some points and just perfectly lose,
like well without their quarterback. Yeah, I mean, so it's crazy.
Now have you guys heard the story that like Caleb from USC is already
saying he does want to go to Arizona. So they made so much money
in these nih is that he might not have to go. He might be
able to say, n I L yeah, N I L that that he
might be able to stay and almost make as much money as he would be
if he went pro. Oh dude, they're in the off season. Drake
May, the Carolina quarterback. There were multiple teams, Nardozy said, you
know the court the coach at Pittsburgh said that he got offered. I think
what happened was mac Brown told him this in confidence and then he went on
a press conference and set it out loud. Because I remember hearing that.
Matt mac Brown wasn't happy that he said this. But Drake May got offered
multiple nil deals of five million dollars plus to transfer in the off season,
and I'm sure one of them was Alabama to go back in because he was
originally an Alabama commit. And look what they I mean without a quarterback,
you know, the quarterback at all. Yeah, I mean, completely different
trajectory for them. But yeah, I mean it's it's unreal. The money
that's fine around and name image like great, and we can get back to
the NFL. We haven't have gotten to my questionable falcon But how much are
you as well as America loving the Colorado Buffaloes and the Dion Sanders Parade.
It's great. It's the best thing to happen to college football, and I
it's the best. Everybody that gets upset, Everyone's like this is I mean,
dude, I love I'm sorry, dude, I had you know.
I love where college football's going. I think this NH this NHL thing saved,
saved. You can did the National Institute of Health the first time,
and you just did the National Hockey League. I can't wait to see what's
next. The world wild night, I have feeling okay, but I'm telling
me and I LL right, and was it sin for name image? Okay,
there we go. I think it's gonna save college football because college football
was getting very regional, like very very regional. It's still regional. Yeah,
I get it, but dude, look at these teams that were dominant.
They're not the same. Ohio say, isn't the same hasn't been in
last year either. Clemson has fallen off because he won't do the nil and
Alabama isn't as good as they used to be. And it's like, now
you have more teams being more competitive and I'm sorry, but you just being
an SEC team. I know it's Baderbilt, but you know me just being
an SEC team. I'm telling you, this is the best thing to happen
to college football. It's probably gonna end up saving college football because where it
was going was really bad. And the fact that a team like Colorado can
turn around so quickly, almost like in an NFL type way, where your
team can go from zero the hero real quick. Do you think that that?
I don't. I'm not sure that's a model that can be replicated though.
That is all about Dion Sanders unique There's no doubt about that. But
I love it. I'm sorry Tels. The transfer portal, the transfer portal,
Yeah, yeah, don't know is a part of that transfer portal.
You would sign with the college and any fucking just pretty much could do whatever
they wanted with you for four years. Yeah, I agree, if you
get clamped down on that a little bit now for two time transfers, you
know, like well to transfer every year you did. You hear about this
guy at Carolina, Tess Walker, who's going to be a star wide receiver.
He transferred, was on campus at North Carolina and then the NC double
A a day later after he got on camp has changed the rule to say
to make it more, to make it harder to transfer a second those and
listen to this, listen. So he never played at his first school because
of COVID, never played it down. They canceled the season. So then
he transferred to Kent State where he played, and then they all their coaches
left, and so he wanted to transfer and they're treating him instead of a
one time transfer even though he never played at Central North Carolina Central and he
transferred before they change the rule and they still won't let him play. Isn't
that crazy? It's absolutely ridiculous, dude, It's absolutely ridiculous. And I
mean with they had the governor writing a letter it was. I mean,
it's such a all. These kids should have as much power as they want.
They should be able to make as much money as they want. I
don't care about these old guys complaining. Sorry, guys, there's too much
money being made in this sports for us to pretend this is a about college
and all that stuff. You're all you know, it's like you got like
Nick Saban crying about this whole thing. Sorry, guy, you're making gazillions
of dollars. Everybody else should be allowed to. Like when Zion Williams blew
out his ankle at Duke, everybody involved in the actual play didn't make a
dollar off that game. Zion and the people who made the sneakers, everybody
else did, the coaches, the university, Nike, everybody else did.
I say, let that make as much money as these kids can. And
guess what if you're twenty and somehow you can convince somebody give you two three
million dollars, you and you invest that right, Guess what, you got
the rest of your life to figure out how to spend that money. And
that is a blessing. And I have zero problems with that, because if
you're going to Alabama. You're making that dumb fuck university all that money.
Fuck you, dude, I'm sorry, I agree. Yeah, And and
I mean you're the one putting your light, not your light, but your
your health on the line. I mean, you know we've seen it with
like Chubb. What that happens to you in college? You know, I
completely and utterly agree one hundred percent. So I'm excited about I love then
say so. So PAC twelve is super interesting because they're crushing this this year.
They have more teams in the top twenty than any other conference. The
reason this thing's disintegrating because the old PACK twelve commissioner made a fatal move and
decide to have the PAC twelve make their own network is set of teaming up
with like ESPN or Fox Fox Sports. So this is why it's disintegrating.
But Oregon State and Washington State have said hold on, hold on, just
because these people are leaving doesn't mean that we're going to dump the PAC twelve.
And what they're actually tall Wait, how many teams are left? Two?
Yeah? Like what the fuck? What are they gonna hear it out?
Dude? And this is my dream scenario UNLV in the PAC twelve.
Okay, no, they might actually do something about regulating, like like,
I think their idea is to take the best of them of the Mountain West,
bring it to the PAC twelve, and if you ship the bed,
you get moved back down to the Mountain West. I would love that.
I would love that. That's interesting. Yeah, but how do you you
know? I think that would be difficult for the athletic departments to do,
like revenue budgets, because they won't know like next season what what conference they're
going to be in. And I think they gotta plan like schedules and travel
and they're gonna figure it out. But I love it. That will never
happen. That's a great idea. You're right, it would be fun,
but for the same reason it doesn't happen in American professional sports because nobody's willing
to take the risk. I don't think they'll do it unless they figure out
a base for every body and then you win a bonus or something. I
don't know. I'm just throwing it out there. That's why I heard last
night. I love it. I'm sorry, but I get it. I
get it. Arizona you're gonna tell me Arizona State is a better market than
than San Diego State. Sorry, I mean U and LV. Well,
once we get quality black athletes, we're gonna start lighting everybody up. Okay,
when is that gonna be again? When? What do you mean?
Well, it's it's it's it's on the it's on the books, it's comment.
We can't really tell you, but quality black athletes we're growing for.
But you get the right teams, man, you could do some damn damage.
I mean, I mean one of the power conferences took in SMU.
That's incredible, dude, that's incredible. Yeah. Did you see they're not
taking any revenue from the TV deal for like ten years. I get it,
bro, I get it. That's like badly they wanted to join a
conference and I do it, dude. I mean, Stanford's got the same
kind of crazy deal. Yeah, yeah, they're they're they're like checking a
thirty percent share for a few years. Cal should give the other team's money
because did you see how much debt they have. They have the most debt
in college athletics. Their athletic program has like two hundred million dollars in debt.
Yeah, like it's Cal Berkeley, it's garbage. They have hold on,
let's see, it's they had a four hundred and thirty nine million dollars
debt the next The next closest one in debt for athletic departments was San Diego
State with three hundred and thirty two million dollars in debt, so one hundred
and twenty million dollars less. Holy shit, think about that four hundred plus
million dollars in debt for an athletic department. How's that happened? And they
don't even have a nice football state and their football stame have sucked. Yeah,
I agree, dude. I mean, but it's crazy, dude,
I'm really amazing they didn't go with San Diego State. San Diego States a
grea team. I mean the number, Sam, I mean, they got
three hundred million dollars plus in debt too. It might be that, Ah,
you gotta spend the win though, dude, you gotta spend a win.
But we'll see, dude. I don't think the PAC twelve is dead.
I think it's gonna take a major. It's gonna really realign with itself
and who that name might not be dead, but as we know it,
it's like the biggest is gone USC's gone. That's really the only two that
matter. Yea, all that league. I mean se Stanford a little bit.
Well, Stanford is a good department. I mean they have the best
athletic department in the country. They always win that the number one you know,
the Director's Cup or whatever it's called for the best athletic department. Why.
I don't know how you're beating teams like Ohio State are good in everything
everything that dude, Stanford's good at like swimming, you know, all these
weird sports that nobody knows about. They at Stanford is the best every year
by far. They've won it like I don't know, like twenty straight times
or something. It's some crazy anything like that. All right, I want
to get in some NBA because we didn't finish the NFL. What we didn't
finish the NFL? Talk, what are you talking about? I mean,
got like twenty minutes left. Yeah, get an NBA and then we'll go
back. Johnny, Okay, I mean we're talking about it's not even okay,
Johnny. What would you like to continue about the NFL? Well,
I'd love to see we pick for the week everyone. Yeah, I mean,
we got all kinds of shit talk about the NFL. We haven't got
gone to schedule. But if you have to leave and you've got an NBA
takes the NBA, we're going to see. We're going to see. I
believe Damian Lillard moved very quickly. And the truth of the matter is is
that Portland is getting no good deals for him because of his age and that
size of contract. Right. I mean, when you when that guy's at
the last year of his contract, which I don't think it is necessarily a
bad thing, because when you get to a player on the last year of
his deal, that is a great trading chip for people want to get under
the cap you sent to him. They buy him out, they get unto
the cap. So he's gonna be uh, it's gonna be great. So
it's gonna be interesting. They're getting no good deals, so Miami's looking good.
I wish the Clippers would go for him. I wish they would.
They would try to get him. He'd be perfect for us. He's one
another guy, another aging guy on the roster. I mean, come on,
well, I need a guy. Well we have Ross who plays all
the time. You could really slow it down. I mean, you're gonna
have no bench. He I mean, he ain't gonna be He's not getting
better, you know, like he had a great I mean, dude,
when when its season looked lost, they just basically rested him. He played,
he put up huge numbers last year. Yeah, but what my point
is, he's old. He's not gonna get better. I mean, you're
investing, but our window, our window is getting smaller and smaller. And
I guess if the Clippers aren't going to extend the two guys, which is
gonna be really interesting what they do. I mean, where's Kawhi Leonard going?
I mean, where's he gonna go? He might go to the Lakers
for a fucking less money, But how how sick would you be if he
went to the Lakers and then just started playing every day and and dominated and
then they won the time? Would it would set me? If Lebron James
was gone, It will win an exhibit upset upset me so much because Lebron
James is. It went to Kobe Why I hate the Lakers? And then
it went to Lebron James. Why I hate the Lakers? Once those guys
are gone, I can I won't hate the Lakers as much as I used
to. I just can't stand those guys. Speaking of the Lakers, they
canceled Winning Time, and I think I know why really with no fanfare.
It was just a surprise finale, is what they did. That The producers
of the show let them film like in case they canceled it, let them
film sort of alternate ending to wrap up the series suddenly. And that's what
they did with the last episode. And that show's fantastic, it's the best.
I don't think the Lakers organization really liked it. I mean, I'm
sure they didn't, but and I I think the second season wasn't even close
to as good as the first season. It's really good. Always does.
We would just come in and just completely flip the script and now make it
about a show that chicks can love. Like all these guys are banging everything
to move suddenly. It's like I want to just want to get married,
and it's just like, okay, that's what Magic did. Though, at
least I mean for a while, I think that when the plan was to
get into him fucking outside of marriage, they gotta get married first. The
rumor was that they were going to carry it all the way to the nineties,
we will be a shock of the seat Kobe and Shack. That would
have been great, bro. And they were just getting in the ship with
Bird, you know, like that that episode where they went to you know,
kind of did the Bird thing. That was incredible. I didn't know
that Bird's dad killed himself. It's crazy, right, Yeah, it's it's
nuts. But we're gonna city. Dude. It's gonna be a crazy ass
NBA season. Dude, It's gonna be a crazy ass NBA season. We'll
see where Damian Lillard goes. We'll see. Man, I can't believe it's
already starting. I'm so excited. What I think in a week? Really?
Is it that soon? Yeah? I mean the end of September.
That's when it starts. First game is ten five October, fifth regular season
game. Well that that was all the Abu Dhabi games. No, the
Abu Dhabi games is on the fifth of October, so that's when that starts.
The preseason starts October five. Again, Oh, the preseason starts October
five. That's when the that's when the ship Nabu Dhabi starts at preseason term.
Ah, crazy, dude, it's gonna be nuts year, dude.
This is the best year. You don't know who's gonna win it. I
mean, Denver is still gonna be Denver. They're not really losing any pieces.
It's gonna be nuts. I'm very excited. Let's go down the schedule,
the NFL schedule. The league got my picks, I got my locks
of the week, I got a couple of games. I'm want to you
guys to help you with it, starting with Sam your Steelers Raiders. What
do you think it's in Vegas? Be fucking honest, because I'm in a
pool, I gotta do my picks. Maybe the fans will appreciate a little
inside tips from your friends of punch on Steelers at Raiders. It's a tough
defense is amazing. I just don't think I was listening to, you know,
con call her the other day. Two and a half points, the
Steelers getting two and a half getting Yeah, yeah, the Raiders are favorite,
and I'm taking stealings. I could see it. I mean that defense
is the best unit of the four units. Steelers can score two touchdowns,
I think they win that game. Their defense isn't always gonna get them two
touchdowns. Yeah, one touch Yeah, I mean that's true. I mean,
it's crazy to t J. Watts already set the sack record. Yeah,
he just seems like he just got there and they've had so many,
you know, defensive stars. It seems like over the years, you know,
Pittsburgh got Bill, we got Bills. Uh, let me see you
hold on. So I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you that I don't
think. I just think this offensive coordinator for Pittsburgh is garbage. I don't
think he's good. And I mean the Raiders just I mean, I'm conflicted
because if we do well, that means we gotta keep Josh McDaniels. Like
I'm so prepared to suck just to get rid of that guy. Like there's
nothing about nothing that Josh McDaniels has done has made me think he has any
clue what the fuck he's doing. So you're picking the Steelers. I mean,
I'm a Raiders fan. I'm gonna go with the Raiders giving away points,
But part of me really hopes the Steelers wig so we can get rid
of this coach case. He just went on for three minutes about how terrible
everything is and then you go, But I'm going with the Raiders. Yeah.
Well, I'm the Raiders fan. I gotta take it. You had
to bet a thousand dollars on it? Would you bet the Raiders? That
says it all. It's real hard, dude, it's really real hard,
guy. It's it's Chargers on the Chargers on the roads. We go ahead.
The next one that you mentioned is the other one I didn't know,
which is Buffalo at Washington. Whatever the fuck say, there's a six and
a half there. They are favorite six and a half who look bad?
Washington? The Bills good? The Bills. Buffalo looks bad and Washington looks
good. And it's at Washington. And I'm like, well, that could
be the upset special. And they're and they're getting and they're getting six and
a half points. What I'm saying that could be an upset special. I'm
gonna have the Bills yet, I just don't trust I'm going Bafalo. You
think they're cover, they'll cover six and a half on Okay, I am
purely going off in motion. That's a tough game, not too and that
and Brian Robinson after getting shot and coming back and is just balling it out.
Oh he looks good, doesn't he? He would be a rookie if
he didn't get fucking somebody just trying to steal this goddamn car and shot him.
So and he looks fucking pretty like a good steal in the draft.
Athlete, man, pure athlete freaking to go Washington, just for the just
upset special. That's okay, right man? He made did you see that
throw? That touchdown? Throw down the middle? He threw like forty yards
just a rope to McLaren to Terry. McLarens. Looks good and he's got
good receivers. Yeah, McLaren is so good, man, so good.
He's not like he was an old ass quarterback in Cops. It's not like
you know, you could say about you know, Stroud and uh young these
guys not only are they rookies in the NFL, they weren't four or five
year quarterbacks in the NFL. These they're very young men and fucking you know,
Ritter he played fucking but five years at Cincinnati. Howell played forever usc
we graduated. He looked like he was a fucking professor. No, no,
no, he wasn't there. What I'm saying any transfer too? No,
no, not say hmow No, he's not transferring. He just looks
like he's the rest of the rest of the picks I got. I'm locked
in. I got my four absolute locks of the week. If anybody wants
to do a parlay, I'm very confident in these four locks of the week.
You know, just he had three seasons in college, he's twenty three,
he's howls okay, and then sat out a year in the NFL.
Basically, yeah, that's it. Yeah, last year Chargers traveling to the
Vikings. Chargers are getting a point there taking the Charges. And here's a
crazy stat about the Chargers. I think they're the first team in the modern
era of football to score over seventy points in their first two games, not
have a turnover and lose bro Their coach sucks. They could have gotten who
who the guy who's in Denver right now, Sean Sean Payton. They could
have gotten him, but because their owners are cheap Fox, I gotta stop
saying the afford because their owners are cheap, they kept them on it.
It is the dubbest thing I've ever seen. I'm sorry, it's beyond stupid.
He's got that thing, that school thing that owners love. Owners just
love that old scot guy who gives a good interview, not comes in there
like a man. Owners just let I think that's all. It's funny because
those those owners are cheap. They were always cheap. That's why they're the
second tenant, and they just didn't want paying now for that. They're ruining
these great years that you get this, this great quarterback on a cheaper a
contract. Wait, what do you mean they're the second tenant? Did they
not get like first pick for for events and stuff? What do you mean
by no, the Chargers Rams have first pick? Is that real? I
didn't know that? Okay? Yeah? Or the Rams owner owns the stadium
and they pay rint to him, so it's still it's hit the Rams house,
even though they're like every other fucking Sunday, the charges are like,
it's like, yeah, that is a nice stadium. It's as nice as
it gets. We got Titans traveling to see this. Shahn Watson and the
Browns. They're the Browns are favored by three and a half points because Ryan
Tannehill has you know, done thing. Johnny shows seeing me that Nick Chubb
knee injury real quick, Titans. They got Kareem Hunt, which I predicted
because he was there. It sounds like he's not gonna start though they're gonna
play there play. He hasn't. He's been on the NFL for fucking it,
didn't have any mini camp because he wasn't on anybody I've seen. He
was just waiting basically for somebody to get hurt and signing and so he was
staying in shape. But he doesn't know the place. But that's why Cleveland
got himcause they're like, dude, it's pretty much the same ship as last
year. Yeah, but he thought he was gonna leave somewhere, get paid,
to get out of the Nick chubb Shadow, go somewhere, get paid,
and then Nick Chubbs only gets hurt and he goes right back to his
old place. Deshaun Watson, But I don't think two games, three hundred
and eighty nine yards, two touchdowns, two receptions, a twenty nine point
two QBR, what's going on there? Who's that Deshaun Watson? I think
he misses his beat off fucking places. He's under the microscope and he doesn't
have anybody to put their fingers in his ass while he fucking get this.
Well, they have the worst luck with quarterbacks though, they Cleveland and he
didn't play for basically like two years. How long did it take him to
get back though? I mean, damn, I mean two years apparently because
he's got weapons. Yeah, he's not running, he's not scrambling. He
looks kind of lost. He kind of different guys. He looks lost.
So again, I don't know if that's the system, if that's I mean,
he's got he definitely has weapons, and they definitely have at least a
decent defense in Cleveland. So I don't know that it's well, it's like
you can't be out for that long and then suddenly just come back. It
just it's just it's realized. Mike victed is amazing for him to have been
gone that long and to come back and even be possible. As his best
year ever was with Philadelphia after all those amazing his statistically best year ever was,
uh, in Eagles after he went to jail and everything. I can't
remember what he did. But so let's just move on. The Free Texans
at Jaguars. Uh. The Jaguars are favored by eight points in this game.
I'm gonna take the Jags, and I'm sorry, I like Strouds.
I hate this narrative that he's not good. The guy went the guy.
It's the first time ever a rookie quarterback has gone eighty passes without an interception.
Okay, he's good. He just is literally playing on He's a team
of nothing. There's nothing there, there's he doesn't have anyone to throw too.
He's gotten the line, he's got nothing. So I like him.
Again. Will his own ship ever do anything correct? I don't know,
but I like that guy. I like all these rookie quarterbacks. I think
they're I think they're great. I think this new batch in college that's about
to come in they're great. So I'm really I like him. Whether they're
gonna win I don't think they're gonna win jack shit this year because there's literally
nothing on that team that that that rookie receiver Tank Dell. I like that
guy. He's pretty good. But yeah, other than that, and then
they gave up their first round draft pick, which means Arizona's probably gonna have
the first two picks in the draft. It's just crazy. Yeah, yeah,
Jaguars, I mean that seems I can either win. Yeah, I
love I love Lawrence. I think he's great. He had a shitty game
last week, but overall, I think he's great. At is like the
number one, top three running backs are supposed to start this week, and
if they can get to the ground, if that means they can get really
get their ground game going, gonna fucking Calvin mid league and those guys are
just gonna He's gonna type them up. Patriots or Patriots are going to see
the Jets. Patriots are favored by two and a half points here. That's
boy, that's an ugly game, isn't it. I mean the Patriots don't
look good either, man, not to take the Jets to get kicked the
stink off. I'm not really part of the Patriots. They got weapons,
man, if they can just keep that fucking kid from making super stupid mistakes.
Uh. Look, with Aaron Rodgers, I think the Jets playoff team.
Maybe they're ten eleven wins. Without them, they're five hundred team.
They're not guardage. They went they're gonna eight and eight or whatever. The
how loundred games are now eight nineteen nine and eighteen eight nineteen seven and fucking
ten team And with Aaron Rodgers they're you know, ten eleven twelve wins.
So they're not trash, but they're not fucking gonna be, you know,
keeping people up at night strictly because of Barkley the quarterback or whatever. Whoever?
Fuck can they beat the Patriots at home? And they're fucking getting kind
of chip on their shoulder and they're sick of the fucking media saying how what
shit they are? Now? I think they could bounce back and win that
game, especially if they're getting two points and a half. They're not gonna
get blown out by the Patriots. Watch me eat my words. That score
is not gonna be forty three to three New England in New York. That
team is circling the wagons. Patriots, by the way, haven't lost to
the Jets in like thirteen fourteen straight games, so time seventy years. That's
crazy, or they're no longer. The longer time goes on, the worst,
Belichick looks. If these two teams are about equally as bad, I'll
take the home team that's pretty getting pretty pissed about what what skid is?
Motherfucker? You know, Uh, if things are about even, and I
think they're about even, I mean I could be wrong, but it's no
one's gonna blow anybody out in this game. Jets a little more pissed,
and the Patriots. Patriots coming in cocky, and it's in fucking Jersey,
wherever the fuck play. So I'll take the Jets, especially with the I
mean, you're picking the winner, are you, guys? Sam, Pats
Jets two and a half. Pats are favor I think the Jets. I
like the Jets, but I'm gonna go with the Pats, all right,
all right, Saints are visiting the Packers. Packers are favored by a point.
I'll take the Packers. I hate the Saints. What they're annoying?
Are they? That Taysom hill walking so annoying. I was just saying today
that Jeron Jordan's if we can't make the playoffs the Falcons because he listened to
Land the Big. If we can't make the playoffs, all I want to
do is beat the Saints twice. Bet it don't lose those two games,
and then if we're gonna be bad and still rebuild, great, all right,
but just beat those fucking cocky fucking and Jordan. I mean, that
guy's a mouthy son of a bitch, dude, He's so God, the
guy has been killing me forever, forever. He sacked Matt Ryan more than
any other. Like, I think he has the record for the player that
is sacked the single quarterback on the most great. He was there all in
Matt Ryan's career, and Matt Ryan played for the Falcons for fourteen years and
missed one game, so they played each other twenty eight times. So of
course he's gonna have like fucking thirty four sacks or whatever. Fuck. How
do you feel about your boy car going to visit the Packers? Sam,
The Packers are favorite by point. I like the Saints Silver Green Bay.
I think they're a better team. It's gonna be interesting to see. The
weather isn't that bad yet in Green Bay? So I think it's gonna be
I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take the Saints. I do like to I
do think Love isn't isn't that bad man. I think he's like turning out
to be better than people thought. Even the Air Broncos are six and a
half point dogs on the road at Miami. Who looks great? Yeah,
I know Jalen Waddle. I think Jen Waddle might be out and They'm still
fair a boy six and a half Let me. See, it's fun to
watch. I'm gonna be honest with you, dude. He's back at practice
but still in the protocol, so he might play. I have zero face
faith in Russell Wilson. I don't know, man, I'm starting to wonder
if it was Pete Carroll's system that really helped him to shine, like really
helped them to shine, because look what Pete Carroll's doing without him and tread
on. He ain't, uh chicken, I know, but it's just like
it just fell off, dude off. So I'm gonna go with Miami.
I like Miami. I think they go, dude, we're just two of
me and what about two dude? Come on? He looks, yeah,
but we're on to a concussion. Watch. Here's what I don't get.
They go, hey, he's been taking jiu jitsu. It's before you leave
him almost done with desk. Then I want to talk about your jiu jitsu
class a little bit because we're cracking me up just s weekend. But which
two is that? Like? Oh, he's taking jiu jitsus, he learns
how to fall, he learns how to protect him and guess what, they
have a fucking special helmet that he wears. That's like a concussion proof like
super padded awesome. Don't get a concussion helmet, And he's been wearing that
lately, and I'm going, why the fuck doesn't everybody wear of those?
Yeah, that's a mean thing for all these NFL players. There's a there's
an option for me, no concussion a helmet. Yeah. Yeah. What
I would like is if he got one of those like spaceballs, big helmet
look things, say, those big bubbles that everybody gets in and slammed into
each other. Yeah, just a giant like he giant pinky in the brain,
had fucking thing and that's that's why he uses. Well, they're talking
about maybe even incorporating those you know those like shrink wrap looking u look like
fucking pop you know, shipping pop poppers that go on the helmets, those
pads they put over the helmets term practice, yeah logos on them and they
look having to play in those in the NFL, And I go, well,
you know they're gonna fucking just throw a bunch of fucking Pepsi logos and
fucking Budweiser shit all over the funk out of that ship. Greedy cocksuckers all
right, we already did bills at Commanders. We got the Falcons traveling to
Detroit. Detroit is favored by three points. There. It's probably a fair
assessment. There's Atlanta's first real tests. But you have to be happy with
your team right now. Yeah, everybody keeps hitting me up, and I'm
like, I mean, we beat no offense, Johnny, bad team,
good defense. I told ye, bad off Your team sucks, rookie quarterback
defense. Our defense, you can't say shit about our defense. Our defense
can say your team sucks. Defense is really good. Total offense, yeah
you can. You. I totally agree with you on that. But you'd
go like, oh man, if we ever got to face this guy,
let's do a fucking week one. He held up. His eyes were so
kind. I've never seen a London where a guy had some what was it
in the third he had he was like, I don't know what, what
was it? He had some crazy line where he had passed for like he
had like ten passes for I don't know, twenty yards or something like that.
I mean, he had some some like incredibly low passing average. And
I'm just wondering, have they not trust him or is that a function of
more of it's a work in progress because he was like fourteen for seventeen for
one hundred and twenty yards against you guys, which is really nothing. But
but before the end of the game though, but it it was at one
point he had like ten passes for like twenty yards. It was. It
was the craziest. Steve Smith was talking about it. He said he never,
you know, joking, he had like two hundred and forty seven yards.
But again again he made it up at late in the game, right,
it was. But so I think it's kind of me Maybe that's what
I means. Fans don't really know. Maybe it's a work in progress.
Maybe they're hiding some deficiency that we all need to know about. But as
long as we're stuffing the ball down motherfucker's throws, I mean, we're getting
one hundred and seventy five yards on the ground. Bijon Robinson looks ridiculously good.
So does so does out here. That's that's that's the weird guy.
Yeah, he's crazy awesome. We have two thunder and lightning as they're calling
him. Oh, that's so original. Running backs. They do it tavery
time. There's two fucking guys. When it's fast one when it runs you
over the peanut, butter and jelly, it's good. Don't get to him
and he's his tits, but he bought my ball. But the Lions will
be the first. And then we beat the Packers. But that was also
in Atlanta, and they were down there. Aaron Jones wasn't playing, and
that who's that fucking widest year Watson? Yeah, Watson, Christian Watson.
Christian Watson. He also was out, so it was a little easier to
match up without him and him. So we'll see. The Lions are a
better team than what we've played. I'll take the Falcons in the points for
the same reason Seem took the Raiders. It's hard to bet against him when
it's such a close game, but this will tell me, Hey man,
is this a real fucking team or did we just whoop up on some fucking
I mean, we almost lost it that fucking Green Bay Games. Now we
whooped the ship out of him, and I'm like, damn, we fucked
up. There's a couple of fun I'll play here or I'll play there.
Atlanta is one in one right now, so we'll see. But I'll take
Atlanta and that give me that Miles Sanders fumble, and I'd like to see
what that game looks like. What Jared Goff has to feel pretty good about
himself. I mean that guy, I like that. I don't Steve Carrol
and you know nobody gives him credit Carol Golf. Oh well, no,
yeah for for Seattle. So I mean, that's a great coach. He's
dominated everywhere he's gone. Where are you getting that from here? I'm just
curious, what's the threat do you mean to Golf? Well, because because
they the Lions lost the last you know, they were on this great run
and they lost last week. So some people are like the Lions lines before.
I think they're really good. I think they're really good, dude,
and I'm a big scan of them, and I'm gonna go with the Lion.
I'm going with the Lions, all right. Colts at Ravens. Ravens
are favored by eight points. There, Colt's not good a week. Oh
let's hear it. No, that is Ravens. That's all. That's one
of the locks. Fucking Richardson's conclusion protocoll minshew maybe starting I just I mean,
dude, the cults are better than people thought you. I mean to
early. I don't think you really know shit in the NFL until fucking week
five. But the cults feel like they're playing with house money is still have
to do whatever the fuck they're going to do with the running back situation.
Yeah, the NFL. You can like this early, you can play your
way out of it, but there's no guarantee that you're in it at this
point, especially when your quarterback is getting hurt every literally every game so far.
Yeah, because he just doesn't understand like you're in the NFL. You
can't just run into people. It's like if you're if you're playing blackjack and
you have two hundred dollars, you put them, get them in ships,
and you sit down and you win two five dollars hands in a row,
and you start talking about I'm getting on here with a million bucks. Those
are two measly five dollars hands, And it's a long way till you're fucking
down to your last fucking ten bucks. It's tough. You like the Ravens
say, somebody gets yeah, then I guess seven one or eight one.
Now I'm thinking, Okay, this team is fucking legit. I don't know.
It's just like there's just something about Lamar Jackson's teams where you're like,
I like it. But let's see how it is at the end of the
year, you know, I mean, are they gonna be Is he gonna
get hurt? Which he does every year, which is I don't want to
give him all that money. So does McCaffrey. McCaffrey hasn't played a full
season in like four years. I did, right, But he does play
more than he does for Johnny's ship whole team, huh. I mean,
yeah, it's two games in the season. But we'll see. I mean,
he does get hurt every year. Yeah, he still, he still
does. But he played well last year. Yeah he was okay. Yeah,
I mean that wasn't a full season though. Panthers at Seahawks. Seahawks
are favored by five and a half points. There. Take the Seahawks because
Andy Dalton is starting. Geez the Red Rocket, the Red Rocket bro.
I can't believe they call him. Hey have you did you guys see that
We have this set now where we if we want to sneak, if it's
like fourth and one, three, third and one, we bring in Andy
Dalton to sneak the ball. Isn't it great? Yeah, because you don't
want your little dude get Yeah, isn't that great? He's like his sneak
double. We need bring in the pale white guy, a little man getting
lit up, bro, we need young well, no, it's not lit
up short even lean over, you know, because you want a tall guy
and just kind of lean over and get the artist and he's too small.
It's funny, uh, take take the take the Seahawks there for sure.
That might be one of my locks of the week as well. I know
the week, especially on the road in Seattle. I mean, like,
oh jeez, part of me thinks that they just didn't And there's this rumor
that they just didn't want Bryce going to Seattle right now and they kind of
wanted him to see how the offense is meant to be run, which if
that is true, they are idiots because the injury that Bryce has, nobody
saw it. Every time they asked the players, like did when do you
know what play got injured or what happened? They asked Dalton and they asked
Reich. Neither one of them will admit that they saw the player or know
what it is, which is weird because you know that at least Reich has
looked at it on video by now, and when when asked like any details
about the injury, Rich won't say shit about like nothing. And Wright claims
that he didn't even know about the injury until the next day and he saw
on a piece of paper that oh, Bryce was in for the trainer,
thinking conspiracy. Yeah, dude, there's a conspiracy that they just want him
to sit out a week. So because Rich is getting a little insecure about
his job as the play caller, uh, because you know, we have
an offensive coordinator's kind of an up and comer, Thomas Brown, and he
called they want him to call plays, and they think k wants to be
like, hey, this is how this is meant to look, by the
way, which is I mean, if that's I can't believe that's true.
But if it is a terrible idea, A whole bunch is stupid. Cowboys
favored by twelve and a half points on the road in Arizona. That's a
lot of points. I mean, he just lost what their cornerback or the
sas a big one. Actually, yeah, he's great. That is a
big injury. He's probably their second and third best defensive player and he's defense
captain the thing. But that's a lot of points. Hey, if you
want to do money line, I would say, lock oh the week,
you want to fucking twelve. Problem is they get up, they start running.
But Cowboys not lock of the week. Cowboy not lock of the Week.
I'm with you, dude, I'm the money line, though, you
can lock that in. I mean, they're gonna win that game. But
that's a lot of points now here. Here's one. I can see them
being up to ten and just running the clock out later in the game.
Yeah, Cowboy's definitely winning the game. Twelve points. I would say,
I would say just take the money. Now here's one, dude, that's
a lot of points that I This is one I might be interested. The
Bears are twelve and a half point dogs in Kansas City. Johnny, you
know what I think? Lolock of the week, Lock of the way,
lock it up. Do you think the Chiefs are gonna thirty thirty? I
would beel like, this is the game where they the game where they throw
out throw out, like the anomaly that makes you think, oh, maybe
the Bears actually are okay in field? Well, I mean like the Bears
are in dis right there there there are defensive coordinators how Scott rated by the
FBBI. They're there. They denied it at first, but then it came
out. What's his face that is on ESPN in the morning now the new
morning show on ESPAN. What's his name? I don't watch it. I
don't know, dude, the guy mc mccafee. Is that his name,
mccaf What is the guy that I have the YouTube? McAfee, Pat McAfee,
Pat McAfee. Right, he got he said it's confirmed. He said
it's I'm sure, but I mean the Chiefs haven't been world beaters. I
mean sure, they play the Jags, a good team. Yeah, they
lost there, and then they lost the Detroit by a point, so twelve
and I mean that's a lot of points, dude, twelve and a half.
They lost to Detroit with that their best defensive player and their best offense.
That's true, and week want anything can happen, and uh, I
see, I mean the Bears can't stop anybody, and then they can't move
the chains and the Chiefs have a good defense, and I mean Chiefs just
score score, score, score score, And I think this is gonna be
a real come to Jesus moment for the Chicago Bears. And I think the
Chiefs are gonna find and be like, Okay, now if now look like
the Chiefs, it feels like that coming. If it was in Chicago,
I would say it's a ship of the Points. But I think, I
think this is gonna be a good but and I say lock it in,
locking in a good way, Like the Chiefs are gonna get messy. Yeah,
and I think the Bears is gonna be uh limping. I'll say that
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and a half. Who do you got there? Sam? I'm gonna go
Chiefs Okay, they're covering. I think the Bears could cover that. Steelers
at Raiders Raiders are favored by two and a half points there, Steelers coming
in to stealers there. But to your point, let me just rewind one
second. You say Chiefs thirteen points is a lot. I think if I
said to you, don't don't lolssen to thirteen. Don't see you that two
digit number. If I said to you, Johnny, do you think that
the Chiefs in Kansas City will beat the Bears by a touchdown in two field
goals, I'm still not sure. I haven't been impressed by the Chiefs so
far, honestly that it's more about them, and I just feel like the
Bears are for a game that makes us think that you know that every year
they have a current time they're like, oh, fields is okay? You
know you're entitled to your wrong opinion. We'll see Okay, Steelers at Raiders
Raiders by two and a half there. I'll get you a suicide on that
game. Losers themselves. I do not accept that. How about Sam and
you, Jason? You guys, Sam, you'd be my proxy on this?
Would you be okay with that? Thank you? Appreciate it. Uh,
what do you think Raiders? Do you like your Raiders? There?
Where the Steelers coming to town? Two and a half points? Yeah,
he's Raiders. I'm gonna go Raiders, That's I'm going with. And who'd
steel is based on defense? I'll go steel is based on defense. But
that's a that's a game. I had a very hard that one in the
Bills in Washington. I had a hard time with those games. Two Monday
Nights, by the way, can we say how stupid The double Monday Night
is by the same company ABC and ESPN, and they put them on at
the same time, so split the audience. You got a consolt be hit.
I mean they're coy that play. Yeah, it's beyond stupid. And
what did what did Eli and Peyton do for that? Jason? Did you
happen to night Off? They did? Okay, because that's like one of
the best things they do is having Eli and Peyton just kind of ship talking.
I would rather have Eli and Peyton on the one game and make me
go back and forth from ESPN to ESPN two between Peyton and a real feed,
then have two fucking games and every time it's a commercial break. I
start watching another game. Then I turned back and it's fucking seven to three,
and I go, how did everybody's And you're playing fantasy, so you
want to know who scored? They got to constantly look it up. It's
so stupid, reedy pricks. It's just about again, so fu fun stupid,
which I'm kind of honestly is a Panthers fan. I'm kind of glad
that most people are watching ABC. You know, obviously Eagles are going to
Tampa. Tampa depending on where you look, only only four and a half
to five point dogs here, which is interesting. Baker Mayfield can fuck off,
by the way, playing okay now after last year with the Panthers,
where he he was the one of the worst quarterbacks we've ever had, and
we've had some. We had Chris Winky start for a season, and he's
one of the worst quarterbacks I've ever seen play in Charlotte, and now he's
looking okay. He has the nerve to play decent for Tampa. Ultimate villain
for me right now. Baker Mayfield. A lot of people don't know this,
but before he was mascot in the NBA, the Los Angeles Clipper Condor
used to play quarterback for Caroline for life. That is true. Yeah,
a little known fact. He carry Collins Actually for a little while, I
was carry Collins. Yep. He went down and then they brought him the
kid with the beak. That's what they call. I'm going Eagles and I'm
going lock of the week. There's not a lot of points I've given four
and a half. Dude, Yeah, I agree, man, take take
Eagles. Look, we're legitimate, and I think they look good. Tampa
looks c plus kind of better than the average. They seemed like our team
is playing with house money. I may feel can't hold it together another week.
I mean, I just can't. I always kind of find myself looking
for him because I just feel like she's like that. I did too,
until he just completely fucked our franchise, you know what I mean. Yeah,
But I like Eagles. There. That's I mean, if that's eleven
points, if that's thirteen again, one of those I go worth. But
the Eagles can go down to Tampa right now. This is not a hurricane.
It's not a fucking you know, that's a fucking Eagles win that by
nine, that's four point spread. They'll they'll they'll cover that no problem.
And then we got another interesting one because who are these Rams? Yeah?
Rams, everyone's trying to find a Pikachu righte receiver. Yeah, I picked
him up in all my leagues. Uh yeah, I said every single person
to ever that guy had won crazy game to a Holy shit, that guy
was a fucking steel Plus. Bengalsvorite a lot of Asians in LA, so
they love having Pikats tow it wide out Bengals. I'm I mean, Rams
are favored by two and a half. Yeah right, Bengals favorite. I
was just I was saying, you both spoke at the same time, so
I just heard half. I didn't couldn't hear what he actually said. I
know Burrows out Bengals favorite by two and a half points. We Bengals are
two and a half. I mean, and see the Rams look like they're
also playing with house money. They're playing way above expectations. The Bengals look
like, are they have a fucking problems or not? If if Burrow does
not play, who plays quarterback? There where? And pull up that Chubb
video too, and don't let me see up Bengals, Am I going to
get things Sunday? Pull up that Chubb video you've Oh boy, I already
I have it saved. I downloaded it on my heart drive. Uh.
Jack Browning, Jack Browning, Jake Browning. Sorry the you know the uh
he fuck the Washington Washington kid. Yeah. Remember, I'm going Rams.
It's crazy. I mean, I know it's only three points, but I'll
take them. Uh, that's you pick them. It's it's in. It's
in Los Angeles, right, No, No, it's it's in Sinci.
I'm gonna go with Rams only because I think Burrow is out. Yeah,
he Rams as well. I'm gonna go Rams as well. And it's Monday
night football too, yep. C Higgins is quoted as saying, Jake Browning
is a baller. So Sam, so let's do w NBA playoffs. Johnny
read him off. He Sam really wants to, uh to do w NBA
fantasy. But do you think that I just feel that we would get over
that after it would be it'll be funny, and then we would just be
bored of it. It should be a bag of bats that you have to
do it, fuck and you have to really fucking really try. That's like
the punishment of a bag of bets. Oh you lose, Like how about
this. Let's say this, and this goes out to everybody that's in our
fucking fantasy football league. I'm punch drunk. Whoever finishes dead last, and
I think I might be going two or one and one, So I'm giving
myself a disadvantager. Whoever finishes in dead last in fantasy football. Punch run
the league. You have to get in a w NBA fantasy league and you
have to fucking play real, fucking serious. You can't just not put your
lineup. But but what you just joined one? Yes, Sam wants us
all to be in one now. He wants us all to take this punishment.
Yeah, I he We should all do it, alright, guys,
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every girl's knock girlfriend, every good? It has disturbed me how much Sam
loved this song. He dances like he had special needs. What are they
saying? Do stop leather bock? He's our kids. We're supporting now if
you are, if you're a drunk puncher who buy, if you want to
find this uh and buy it. It's the kids with me high Let's get
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