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I wonder world from the very voice
Kevin Turner along with Slippery Danny Bayless,

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slicks Roy and we will not make
a wet joke about JJ because we like

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to keep HR as far away from
the show as possible. Car so bad

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yours on us. No, it's
not the joke. I like jokes.

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Yeah, go ahead, Kevin.
What's your favorite wet word? Oh?

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Yeah, Now we're in a pickle. Yeah that's a pickle. No,

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I can't color that either. Color
a pickle. Yelling that we were in

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a pickle looks like you got yourself
in a real jackpot there. Kevin short

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Stop was storming behind to back up
the third basement in case the catcher threw

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it over his head. What's your
wet we nickname? Moist? Your moist?

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Kevin? I just said a few
words. You guys didn't hear it,

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But time it slick soroy slippery.
I was just thinking about slick Willy,

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slippery Danny Bayliffs. I was thinking
every time I think the roads are

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slick, I think about how they
called Bill Quinton slick Willie's pretty good.

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It's so good? Yuck Uh?
I just how about sweet JJ? Yeah,

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super JJ can I burn a thought
that I have this weekend right now,

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burn one just because I said sweet
JJ. I was thinking of the

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basketball tournament. It's not very much
at the madness, not hardly at all,

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which we can discuss later. I
don't care. But it's all about

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let's get to the sweet sixteen.
You know, the sweet sixteen. And

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I'm like, that's definitely like the
creepiest nickname for a sixteenth birthday, which

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is what it's rooted in. I
just think, oh, is it your

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sweet sixteen? Yucky? Right,
my gay? You didn't watch the Nickelodeon

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documentary, so okay, well,
oh boy, that's what it is.

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It's perfect, you know the uh
whatever that word is for when words sound

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good together. That I like doing
alliteration. The alliteration's great. Oh my

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god. The sweet sixteen? Yeah, lead eight, fine, final four,

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Sweet sixteen. But that's a creepy
ass term that was. It's not

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about basketball. Yeah, oh lovely, it's your sweet sixteen. Bowello's songs

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in the fifties about She's sixteen.
Yeah. Now, I've been waiting.

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I've been waiting, so dude,
you still got a couple of years to

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wait. Yet not in a good
old age, like it should have been

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Ela. Our fathers wanted it.
My god in a country where Loretta Lynne

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had twins by the time she was
fourteen, I think, you know what,

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I'm mocking my calendar. It's a
fortnight till I was Sweet sixteen.

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Ew. But now it's just come
on, they make the shot, make

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the basket. We're in the Sweet
sixteen. It's for the best. I

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like that when you say sweet sixteen, we all think basketball. That's a

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good name. What do you think
about when you hear the triumphant thirty two,

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because you get that. I don't
think that one. Never hear team

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celebrating that one. What's the difference? I remember eight was a brand new

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thing, and it was like,
what, you're just trying to make another

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one. You just need another one. You needed to bridge the gap between

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up and creepy. In the Final
four, Yes, and the Sweet sixteen

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lasts a few days, you know, like right now we're in the sure

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three four day window whatever it is, and Elite A's just overnight. We

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don't it's not around long enough for
us to need to call it something for

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for a while. And then Final
four obviously it's kind of cool. Yeah,

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no, those all work. Literation's
huge. I still like it,

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and I probably shouldn't push and let
the literation go no no, no,

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but it just, you know,
it just rolls off faster. I don't

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know, but it's like you don't
see a lot of literation and songs and

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popular music. They never feel the
need to have some catch alliteration. They

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just come up with what they come
up with, and that usually works if

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you're a big pop star. I
think the literation is when it comes to

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that songs and stuff. It's often
stumbled upon and you look back, Oh

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oh, I found what I found
it. I didn't mean to do that,

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I did. What about Lizard and
the Gizzard Wizard? Okay, now

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they're they're weird and that's pretty great. What was it? King King?

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Get King Gizzard and what about them? They love alliteration and they're Aussies.

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This guys are wild. I was
playing Ausie music this weekend because the F

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one race was in Australia. It's
I was just trying to make Christina laugh.

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So we rock some men at work
and of course we ended up on

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Overkill, which is a great song. Hell yeah, the acoustic version I

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played the acoustic version, I don't
know. It's probably is better. It's

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from scrubs, I know, I
know when Colin Hayes just on the bench

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and chilling with his accur Anyway,
it's a great version. That's wonderful.

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What others the artists did you feature? Well, there's not with like one

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hour we were getting ready to go
out and the Beauty of Okay, if

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you didn't think I could get to
Formula one by six o six am on

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Monday or incorrect was a big week. Form It was a big week,

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but it was one of these ones
where they're in Australia, right, so

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that means we get Saturday night.
Yeah, we get primetime party zone.

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I was locked in, dude,
you aren't. I looked at the leader

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board and went, wait, there's
a name I don't know, and then

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I saw that he was out.
Max was out. So qualifying was Friday

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night at midnight and if you're partying, excuse me, Okay, that's funny.

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That is funny. I mean it
break best boners if you're a party,

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and then that's kind of awesome,
like midnight, like we're drinking at

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the house, like let's watch live
qualies from Albert Park and then same thing

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eleven pm Saturday night. Anyway,
it's one of those nice ones when it

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you don't have to wake up or
record it or whatever. No Middle East

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times, it's just bam. When
we're partying, we go so yes,

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I don't know why, for like
an hour I try to find Australian music

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to rock Before Christina's concert on Saturday, Tami and Paula go yeah, and

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paul is a good one. Did
you play thunderstruck right before the Yeah,

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if the lights went out before the
green flag went down, it's lights out

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and the way we go down.
Every time he says thunder you have to

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take a shot. He didn't play
one a CDC song, but he plays

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some midnight oil. Okay, little
beds are burning. Not too many,

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honestly, not too many, not
too many famous. Yeah, we know

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about the Shins from Australia. I
don't think so. I think they're from

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like the Midwest. They just have
a song called Australia. Okay, that's

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where it comes. That's just I
mean it together. Ah, you know

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the guy, he's in Hawaii and
New Mexico. Yeah, what are the

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other in excess? Oh? Yes, a CDC and Excess and then Men

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at Work is like the cliche Australian
one and because of their song down Under,

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Yeah right, yeah pretty much?
Would would anyone know if it wasn't

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for that being their jam? Yeah, then that's kind of it. Yeah,

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I don't know. And Paula that
you can hear the Australian and his

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voice and who could it be?
Now? I think you just hear have

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the cool voice. I don't know, I feel like detecting the bloomin onion

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on his breath. But you're right
because he had landown Under with a Vegemites.

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Yeoh, how many of us would
have never known about Benjamite had it

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not been for minute Work. And
speaking of Australians, that led to Christina

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and I re listening to Been and
skin Show. I don't know if you

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heard this, I heard this.
It's funny. They were on remote a

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Rock and Bruise on Friday. Rock
and Bruis was cool by the way,

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Yeah you went. Yeah, And
there was a girls Australian soccer team there

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in for the Dallas Cup and they
got one or two of them on and

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the girls were hilarious, like eighteen
year old girl just wow, asking what

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would you know? But like it
was confident and cool and smart. You

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know it was. There a new
segment called Asking Australian Legal Team. Yeah,

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recurring, no doubt up there with
the upcoming segment on the downbeat,

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ask a lady who nearly gets followed
by a whale? When is that happening?

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Wait on her to get back to
me. Just wait. You know

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you rarely provide context. Yeah,
sometimes you just make Kevin laugh. I'm

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shrouded in mystery. That's all right
to put it, Kevin Australian. That's

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gonna be my I'm sorry that that
will be my new qualifier for Kevin.

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If anybody ever tries to say anything
bad about Kevin, I'll to say,

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you know what, he's just shrouded
in mystery. He's an enigma, shrouded

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in mystery, covered in cream gravy. Yeah, cream gravy. Why I

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don't know? Only no, Come
on, Kevin, they make no brown

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gravy and all me. I don't
really know any gravy gravy all day long,

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country land of country, gravy,
household. I guess what. I

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don't just recall having the only time
I'm recalling gravy is like from dairy queen.

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But what Okay, so you didn't
never have holidays? Your mom never

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made a gravy going around chicken fried
steak at home? Yeah, I don't

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remember gravy being with it. I
bet there was great. Your mom did

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make chicken fried steak. Do you
know how to make gravy? Kevin?

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Mm hmmm. We get chef as
in here to explain how gravy has made

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you have Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue to
get started on that. He's Kevin,

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blow me, blow me blow,
don't don't do it. Let's have a

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song free week. God, thank
you, Danny take the week. Yeah,

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let's have a song for you.
Put that one trick back in your

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bag, your club, your single
club, Slide it in your giant empty

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golf bag. Just one club rattled
around in there. Clang. It's easy

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to play golf abroad when you only
have to carry one club, like you

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can play anywhere, just carryed on
the plane like it's a cane. You

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just consistently shoot like Charlie. Oh
yeah, no songs. Okay, no

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songs. Let's let's continue a mantra
of a no song week. No this

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theme song. Oh yeah for crap
some crap raps. This is fun?

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Oh yeah, why didn't we think
about it? Yeah? Like, were

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they mega popular in Australia and first
or do they make it here? My

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memory is when Clapton recruited them to
come to Florida is when things changed for

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the better for them. But I
think they were already big over there.

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That's just going off my memory of
the documentary. I could be wrong.

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It's one of my favorite music documentaries
I've seen of recent Right, it's really

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good. Yeah, I know it's
awesome. You love it. I think

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it's yeah on Maxie very good.
I never saw it, but King Gizzard

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gott getting a little love on the
chat. I think they're good, Right,

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They're very good. It's one of
the bands that has the most one

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of the most challenging names to even
want to listen to them. Yeah,

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there's even if they were as serious
as like Wilco or radio Head. With

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a name like that, you're gonna
have a hard time just cracking open that

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they're artist page and streaming them.
I'm sure I've heard good things about them,

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Like I've heard they're actually kind of
good, like good who I love

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that has that it's Rainbow Hitting Surprise. Yeah, they're really cool and they

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had I don't know, I don't
know if they have just one album and

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I saw him in concerts trapped a
new single last week. Did they really

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called? I think, I don't
know. They're a good six month phase

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of they're really good. But boy, that's a tough name to tell your

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friend to check out. Rainbow Kit
Rainbow Kitten Surprise really good, but they

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are it sounds like a weird like
a name, a weirdly named like Asian

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pet store. You know. I
used to follow a couple of counts Asian

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Asian signs in English. Was in
a real quick used to be in this

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band stories. One of them was, you guys remember the band sorta right?

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Yes? Or he heard us talking
about her maybe yeah, but we

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uh. I think our first full
length record was called laugh Out Loud before

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l O L was a thing like
it came out in two thousand and two

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or three. Yeah, before LOL, or at least it wasn't a thing

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to us, before texting was real
big, you know. And then we

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appeared on a compilation record that was
taken the name of the record was taken

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from a sign of one of those
restaurants, and it was called Sonny Terioki

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Hamburger Breakfast. My god, wait
album title, no, no, no,

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the name of the It was a
compilation album of a bunch of different

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Texas bands, and the guy that
put it together named it after this,

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this restaurant that was on Gaston Road
like a long time ago, called Sonny

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Teriaki Hamburger Breakfast. I don't know. That's great, Okay, it's great

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when they're here, Yeah, the
asia, and it often it's just lost

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in translation, right, And was
it written vertically like they're Probably it was

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called son It was like sunny Terioki
Hamburger Breakfast, like in quadrants. So

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the name the place with Sonny,
Yes, yes, And then they just

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said that we have karaoke Burger Breakfast. But when you read it like you

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would, I was pretty good branding
the stuff you love and saying what we

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have, Yeah, sunny Terioki Hamburger
Breakfast. Can we make that the nickname

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of our show? It's way better
than I'm gonna be honest, It's way

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better than throwing out on a billboard. We say what we want like that

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doesn't exactly say what you have happening. You know, we say what we

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want. Yeah, but what are
you saying? Ninety seven? One of

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the freaking that we had Teriaki,
Hamburger and breakfast. You're probably gonna be

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talking about food. Terrible name,
but I'm hungry. I like all those

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things. What you do this weekend? Danny? Yeah, Danny? You

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know what? He's sort of non
disclosure us a little bit. And it

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was my fault. I have him
written. Damn it, I have them

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written. I'm talking about you know
what a Bayless weekend? It was.

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I pretty but heard about something that
I just kept quiet about. Go ahead,

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an well, do you know what
it was? Oh? Yeah,

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it was Malcolm's birthday. It was
Danny's birthday on Saturday and Malcolm's birthday on

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Sunday. You piece of carbag.
You it's not what is it with you?

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It's not incumbent upon me to tell
you when my fifty six the birthday

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is. Nobody cares? What is
it with you? Hipster music dudes,

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cause Skinish do this too. Wouldn't
say when his birthday was. He'd be

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like, hey, a hole,
just tell us because we can do something

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that is the least anything in the
world to be like, hey, guys,

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my birthdays this weekend, because only
people that care about your birthday are

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them. Yeah, okay, Danny
just flew in from Asia and he's trying

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to formulate that. Uh huh,
no, I understand, and telling someone,

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hey, my birthdays this weekend is
the most please stare at me for

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a moment in the world. When
I didn't do it on mine in January,

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and I knew this year that it
was happening on a weekend. And

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boy, you can really fly under
the radar when it when it's on a

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Saturday, because nobody's thinking about that
on a Friday. But you know,

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if it's on a Wednesday, somebody's
going to say something to you. You're

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going to know someone that knows it
or may have seen somebody tag you online

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on something, and yeah, you're
you're going to find out. But when

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it's on a Saturday. I made
it all the way through. It was

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great, But look the real I
did nothing by the way I mean I

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offered you did, and look I
wanted to. I want to do so

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bad. But Malcolm's birthday was yesterday, so he turned three on the twenty

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fourth, and he was supposed to
be born. The way things were going

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and his mom's labor is he was
we were going to share the same birthday,

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which was I was really hoping for. But when your girlfriend goes into

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labor, you don't really that it's
going to last for eighty nine hours.

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Yeah, Audrey was in labor for
three days. I mean that's three and

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a half days. Yeah, it
is. Is that from the time between

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her water breaking and her and the
baby being born, was I think just

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shy of ninety hours Jesus, Yeah, it was. And is that she

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didn't have to have a c section, which is amazing. Yeah, is

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that shockingly long? Yes, it's
very long. Good she's a warrior.

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Yeah. Oh, women, are
there such peas? We're such fakers?

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No, for real, it's really
true. I mean we have such children.

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You can only begin to imagine what
that must know. And being an

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observer, you know, like just
seeing this go down, and you're just

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kind of like I felt guilty for
even being tired or or feeling like I

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needed, like the nurses had you
need to go to sleep like I can't.

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No, you're of no use to
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it was a long, arduous,
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for another time. I told the
story at the ticket when we were over

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there once. I'd had, you
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came back to work and it was
just crazy and it was very emotional at

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the time, and yeah, it
was. It was otherworldly to witness that

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feat of strength and fortitude and heroism. It was incredible. Anyway, when

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I begins, I have a question. Okay, So anyway, Malcolm.

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Malcolm's birthday was yesterday and he was
three, and so that was kind of

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like what my weekend was was full
of because Josh, his older brother,

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came in town from Nashville, so
he was with us the whole week and

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it was great. I mean they
just if Josh is in town, there's

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nothing else that matters to Malcolm other
than hey out with his brother. I

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mean, they connect, they love
each other, They play together, and

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it's like if you walk in and
they're doing something, it's like, daddy,

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leave, daddy, we don't need
you, see you later. What's

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Josh thirty one? Thirty two,
thirty He turns thirty two this year,

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Yeah, thirty something, And so
we had this party planned for him and

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a very small number of friends,
three of his little cousins, and then

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one, two, three, three
kids from this play group that he has

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every week, which is it's kind
of like a music group. So Matt

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the drummer from Bastards of Soul and
his wife, they have two young daughters

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that are right around Malcolm's age,
and they do a weekly music class where

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then basically the kids come over and
they play guitar and sing songs and then

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they trash the house and you know, eat donuts and I had that growing

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up. It's cool little music group. So he's got his friends. One

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of them is Lenox, you know, Hannah and Chadwick's baba, and then

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Million vada At and Camille's daughters.
So they're just like super tight. So

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they we showed in Little Bastards,
their next band, Little Bastards, that'd

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be a great name. Yes,
they're nine and just crushed, just whipping

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it. Yeah. So they we
had this little throwdown at this place up

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on Skillman and Walnut Hill and it's
like this play place where you can go

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in. There's different stations, like
one's a hotel, one's a restaurant,

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one's a fire department, one's this. You go in and play dress up

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and you can run the cat.
I'm I'm running the cash register today.

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Well i'm the cook, you know. And it's all these toys and crap

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they can do. Essentially, what
you're doing is you're paying four hundred dollars

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to rent this space for ninety minutes, so you don't have to clean the

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crap up. Yeah, that's it, like all these toys. Play museum

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something like that. That sounds fun, Play museum something like that. But

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yeah, it was great. You
know, they show up, they're playing

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It's time for Cake. And instead
of cake, Malcolm's mom put this arrangement

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of donuts together with a candle on
top, which is kind of genius.

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So the ladies that are working there, they delivered the cake or the donut

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cake, and it sits down and
Malcolm's sitting there and everybody sings Happy Birthday.

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There's a big number three candle on
top and it's lit, and Malcolm's

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wearing his fireman costume of course,
because he doesn't leave home without it,

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and the oldest daughter of Matt and
Camilles. Once the song's over, she

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goes blow out the candle and he's
just kind of looking at it. And

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she just reaches up and goes,
oh, no, knocks the candle out.

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That kid was like Malcolm kind of
didn't fully lose it, but he

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was like, I'm surprised in his
age of cussing. He didn't go,

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ah, bitch, I was waiting
for that to happen. But no.

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We relook the candle and he was
satisfied, and it was just great.

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It was super cool. The candle
is important, but for aspiring fireman,

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yeah, the extinguishing of the ceremonial
candle is the most important thing. Yeah.

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I took the Cavio costume to the
cleaners, was ready to go.

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Man, you're all addressed for a
guest appearance. Never got the address and

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I thought it was next week.
So but it's such a it's such a

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good age right now, you know, three four five, that's that's Cremo

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Birthday party time. Because they get
they get out and yeah, they know

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what's going on, they know what's
about them. They're not you know,

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confused or overwhelmed by all of the
attention and activity. And it's the first

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time that he's heard the song Happy
Birthday and didn't just absolutely lose it.

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Yeah, he liked it. Like
he understood it. He was like looking

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around, going this is for me
man, Yeah, yeah he did.

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He thought it was pretty kick ass. He knows he's three. It was

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a glorious day. We had a
really good play museum. Yeah, do

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you want to go? Yes?
That was fun. What a great idea,

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what a good business. My brother's
got a six year old in it.

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His three year old is this week? Oh yeah, really, I

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got birthday. I got chuck e
cheese next Saturday, oh hell yeah,

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and wichitall falls. So we'll see
what that's about and test that out for

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you guys. But it's the most
insane thing to see. My brother's a

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little he's wound way tighter than I
am. So like you got like an

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hour and a half window, like
you said, but there's like another party

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coming in after. And he started
trying to get everything and got clean up

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and get everyone out, and he's
like watching his clock and just panicking.

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With fifteen minutes left, okay,
he started getting people out of here because

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they there's a schedule going to have
another party. It was a well huled

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machine at this at this place too. They ran down the itinerary. This

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is when what's gonna happen the cake
comes out here at this time, we

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ring a bell. This time you
got to be completely out, like no

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problem. We were out on the
minute. Everything was clean, It was

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great, and the kids were worn
out because it was a rager. Uh

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by the end of the night,
Yeah, he was trashed. Well,

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I think about the people there who's
worked there though, who they I mean,

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their day, their job. They
had ten birthday parties that they were

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part of. Today they had a
few. I'm like, oh my god,

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I don't know if I could handle
that job. Outside of the candle

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getting prematurely blown out by an interloper. The funniest part was I'm standing there

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and all the kids are just you
know, eating, talking, sitting at

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the table, and I look over
at Josh and Josh goes he's about to

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start donut number four, birthday baby, donut four four inches way toward the

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donut. No, that's awesome,
free for all. I know what you're

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doing. By the way, speaking
of Chuck E Cheese, do you realize

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that they're on door dash Try putting
all of those puzzle pieces together and tell

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me what that picture looks like.
Why I don't I don't understand it.

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Just for delicious pizza, just pizza. I guess yeah who. They've they

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remodeled, they've they've they've changed everything. What adult is sitting at home going,

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I want pizza. But you know
what, only one will satisfy this

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insatiable appetite. And it's chuck e
Cheese. You can crave all different brands

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of pizza. People get Little Caesars. I think a few years ago they

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got in trouble actually on like door
Dash Uber because they disguise himself as another

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the chef, hey genius, So
they call those ghost kitchens. I don't

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know what it was, but they
were getting the deliveries and they were like,

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I think this is Chucky cheese pizza. And so it was like it

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was like a whole nother name for
it, authentic pizza. Is it delivered

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by a giant mouse? Is out
the drummer? Hey? He was the

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drummer in Munches Make Believe band that
they got rid of. I think that's

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smart. Oh no, I ain't
get ruined it. I'll let you know

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next week after we see it,
because after I'm see what happens in there

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now that you show the videos on
a TV, No, give me the

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Stained Show, Ruined, I'm gonna
play so many games I'm gonna I'm saying

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time and a hay yef all weekend. It wasn't even a song. I

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just mentioned I'm not getting timing a
Hey, Yeah, can you say ruined

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again? I'm sorry. I'm hearing
in my ear that we have a long

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break here. Yeah, we don't
have time for him to say one word.

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Come up next, Hey, happy
birthday Dayliss family. Hey, Daniel

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and Malcolm, you guys are too
sweet. Tomorrow with a stripper in it.

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That's right, baby, coming and
get ho stripper coming up next.

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It's s butt city out there,
you guys. Next to ninety seven won the Freak