I wonder world from the very voice Kevin Turner along with Slippery Danny Bayless,
slicks Roy and we will not make a wet joke about JJ because we like
to keep HR as far away from the show as possible. Car so bad
yours on us. No, it's not the joke. I like jokes.
Yeah, go ahead, Kevin. What's your favorite wet word? Oh?
Yeah, Now we're in a pickle. Yeah that's a pickle. No,
I can't color that either. Color a pickle. Yelling that we were in
a pickle looks like you got yourself in a real jackpot there. Kevin short
Stop was storming behind to back up the third basement in case the catcher threw
it over his head. What's your wet we nickname? Moist? Your moist?
Kevin? I just said a few words. You guys didn't hear it,
But time it slick soroy slippery. I was just thinking about slick Willy,
slippery Danny Bayliffs. I was thinking every time I think the roads are
slick, I think about how they called Bill Quinton slick Willie's pretty good.
It's so good? Yuck Uh? I just how about sweet JJ? Yeah,
super JJ can I burn a thought that I have this weekend right now,
burn one just because I said sweet JJ. I was thinking of the
basketball tournament. It's not very much at the madness, not hardly at all,
which we can discuss later. I don't care. But it's all about
let's get to the sweet sixteen. You know, the sweet sixteen. And
I'm like, that's definitely like the creepiest nickname for a sixteenth birthday, which
is what it's rooted in. I just think, oh, is it your
sweet sixteen? Yucky? Right, my gay? You didn't watch the Nickelodeon
documentary, so okay, well, oh boy, that's what it is.
It's perfect, you know the uh whatever that word is for when words sound
good together. That I like doing alliteration. The alliteration's great. Oh my
god. The sweet sixteen? Yeah, lead eight, fine, final four,
Sweet sixteen. But that's a creepy ass term that was. It's not
about basketball. Yeah, oh lovely, it's your sweet sixteen. Bowello's songs
in the fifties about She's sixteen. Yeah. Now, I've been waiting.
I've been waiting, so dude, you still got a couple of years to
wait. Yet not in a good old age, like it should have been
Ela. Our fathers wanted it. My god in a country where Loretta Lynne
had twins by the time she was fourteen, I think, you know what,
I'm mocking my calendar. It's a fortnight till I was Sweet sixteen.
Ew. But now it's just come on, they make the shot, make
the basket. We're in the Sweet sixteen. It's for the best. I
like that when you say sweet sixteen, we all think basketball. That's a
good name. What do you think about when you hear the triumphant thirty two,
because you get that. I don't think that one. Never hear team
celebrating that one. What's the difference? I remember eight was a brand new
thing, and it was like, what, you're just trying to make another
one. You just need another one. You needed to bridge the gap between
up and creepy. In the Final four, Yes, and the Sweet sixteen
lasts a few days, you know, like right now we're in the sure
three four day window whatever it is, and Elite A's just overnight. We
don't it's not around long enough for us to need to call it something for
for a while. And then Final four obviously it's kind of cool. Yeah,
no, those all work. Literation's huge. I still like it,
and I probably shouldn't push and let the literation go no no, no,
but it just, you know, it just rolls off faster. I don't
know, but it's like you don't see a lot of literation and songs and
popular music. They never feel the need to have some catch alliteration. They
just come up with what they come up with, and that usually works if
you're a big pop star. I think the literation is when it comes to
that songs and stuff. It's often stumbled upon and you look back, Oh
oh, I found what I found it. I didn't mean to do that,
I did. What about Lizard and the Gizzard Wizard? Okay, now
they're they're weird and that's pretty great. What was it? King King?
Get King Gizzard and what about them? They love alliteration and they're Aussies.
This guys are wild. I was playing Ausie music this weekend because the F
one race was in Australia. It's I was just trying to make Christina laugh.
So we rock some men at work and of course we ended up on
Overkill, which is a great song. Hell yeah, the acoustic version I
played the acoustic version, I don't know. It's probably is better. It's
from scrubs, I know, I know when Colin Hayes just on the bench
and chilling with his accur Anyway, it's a great version. That's wonderful.
What others the artists did you feature? Well, there's not with like one
hour we were getting ready to go out and the Beauty of Okay, if
you didn't think I could get to Formula one by six o six am on
Monday or incorrect was a big week. Form It was a big week,
but it was one of these ones where they're in Australia, right, so
that means we get Saturday night. Yeah, we get primetime party zone.
I was locked in, dude, you aren't. I looked at the leader
board and went, wait, there's a name I don't know, and then
I saw that he was out. Max was out. So qualifying was Friday
night at midnight and if you're partying, excuse me, Okay, that's funny.
That is funny. I mean it break best boners if you're a party,
and then that's kind of awesome, like midnight, like we're drinking at
the house, like let's watch live qualies from Albert Park and then same thing
eleven pm Saturday night. Anyway, it's one of those nice ones when it
you don't have to wake up or record it or whatever. No Middle East
times, it's just bam. When we're partying, we go so yes,
I don't know why, for like an hour I try to find Australian music
to rock Before Christina's concert on Saturday, Tami and Paula go yeah, and
paul is a good one. Did you play thunderstruck right before the Yeah,
if the lights went out before the green flag went down, it's lights out
and the way we go down. Every time he says thunder you have to
take a shot. He didn't play one a CDC song, but he plays
some midnight oil. Okay, little beds are burning. Not too many,
honestly, not too many, not too many famous. Yeah, we know
about the Shins from Australia. I don't think so. I think they're from
like the Midwest. They just have a song called Australia. Okay, that's
where it comes. That's just I mean it together. Ah, you know
the guy, he's in Hawaii and New Mexico. Yeah, what are the
other in excess? Oh? Yes, a CDC and Excess and then Men
at Work is like the cliche Australian one and because of their song down Under,
Yeah right, yeah pretty much? Would would anyone know if it wasn't
for that being their jam? Yeah, then that's kind of it. Yeah,
I don't know. And Paula that you can hear the Australian and his
voice and who could it be? Now? I think you just hear have
the cool voice. I don't know, I feel like detecting the bloomin onion
on his breath. But you're right because he had landown Under with a Vegemites.
Yeoh, how many of us would have never known about Benjamite had it
not been for minute Work. And speaking of Australians, that led to Christina
and I re listening to Been and skin Show. I don't know if you
heard this, I heard this. It's funny. They were on remote a
Rock and Bruise on Friday. Rock and Bruis was cool by the way,
Yeah you went. Yeah, And there was a girls Australian soccer team there
in for the Dallas Cup and they got one or two of them on and
the girls were hilarious, like eighteen year old girl just wow, asking what
would you know? But like it was confident and cool and smart. You
know it was. There a new segment called Asking Australian Legal Team. Yeah,
recurring, no doubt up there with the upcoming segment on the downbeat,
ask a lady who nearly gets followed by a whale? When is that happening?
Wait on her to get back to me. Just wait. You know
you rarely provide context. Yeah, sometimes you just make Kevin laugh. I'm
shrouded in mystery. That's all right to put it, Kevin Australian. That's
gonna be my I'm sorry that that will be my new qualifier for Kevin.
If anybody ever tries to say anything bad about Kevin, I'll to say,
you know what, he's just shrouded in mystery. He's an enigma, shrouded
in mystery, covered in cream gravy. Yeah, cream gravy. Why I
don't know? Only no, Come on, Kevin, they make no brown
gravy and all me. I don't really know any gravy gravy all day long,
country land of country, gravy, household. I guess what. I
don't just recall having the only time I'm recalling gravy is like from dairy queen.
But what Okay, so you didn't never have holidays? Your mom never
made a gravy going around chicken fried steak at home? Yeah, I don't
remember gravy being with it. I bet there was great. Your mom did
make chicken fried steak. Do you know how to make gravy? Kevin?
Mm hmmm. We get chef as in here to explain how gravy has made
you have Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue to get started on that. He's Kevin,
blow me, blow me blow, don't don't do it. Let's have a
song free week. God, thank you, Danny take the week. Yeah,
let's have a song for you. Put that one trick back in your
bag, your club, your single club, Slide it in your giant empty
golf bag. Just one club rattled around in there. Clang. It's easy
to play golf abroad when you only have to carry one club, like you
can play anywhere, just carryed on the plane like it's a cane. You
just consistently shoot like Charlie. Oh yeah, no songs. Okay, no
songs. Let's let's continue a mantra of a no song week. No this
theme song. Oh yeah for crap some crap raps. This is fun?
Oh yeah, why didn't we think about it? Yeah? Like, were
they mega popular in Australia and first or do they make it here? My
memory is when Clapton recruited them to come to Florida is when things changed for
the better for them. But I think they were already big over there.
That's just going off my memory of the documentary. I could be wrong.
It's one of my favorite music documentaries I've seen of recent Right, it's really
good. Yeah, I know it's awesome. You love it. I think
it's yeah on Maxie very good. I never saw it, but King Gizzard
gott getting a little love on the chat. I think they're good, Right,
They're very good. It's one of the bands that has the most one
of the most challenging names to even want to listen to them. Yeah,
there's even if they were as serious as like Wilco or radio Head. With
a name like that, you're gonna have a hard time just cracking open that
they're artist page and streaming them. I'm sure I've heard good things about them,
Like I've heard they're actually kind of good, like good who I love
that has that it's Rainbow Hitting Surprise. Yeah, they're really cool and they
had I don't know, I don't know if they have just one album and
I saw him in concerts trapped a new single last week. Did they really
called? I think, I don't know. They're a good six month phase
of they're really good. But boy, that's a tough name to tell your
friend to check out. Rainbow Kit Rainbow Kitten Surprise really good, but they
are it sounds like a weird like a name, a weirdly named like Asian
pet store. You know. I used to follow a couple of counts Asian
Asian signs in English. Was in a real quick used to be in this
band stories. One of them was, you guys remember the band sorta right?
Yes? Or he heard us talking about her maybe yeah, but we
uh. I think our first full length record was called laugh Out Loud before
l O L was a thing like it came out in two thousand and two
or three. Yeah, before LOL, or at least it wasn't a thing
to us, before texting was real big, you know. And then we
appeared on a compilation record that was taken the name of the record was taken
from a sign of one of those restaurants, and it was called Sonny Terioki
Hamburger Breakfast. My god, wait album title, no, no, no,
the name of the It was a compilation album of a bunch of different
Texas bands, and the guy that put it together named it after this,
this restaurant that was on Gaston Road like a long time ago, called Sonny
Teriaki Hamburger Breakfast. I don't know. That's great, Okay, it's great
when they're here, Yeah, the asia, and it often it's just lost
in translation, right, And was it written vertically like they're Probably it was
called son It was like sunny Terioki Hamburger Breakfast, like in quadrants. So
the name the place with Sonny, Yes, yes, And then they just
said that we have karaoke Burger Breakfast. But when you read it like you
would, I was pretty good branding the stuff you love and saying what we
have, Yeah, sunny Terioki Hamburger Breakfast. Can we make that the nickname
of our show? It's way better than I'm gonna be honest, It's way
better than throwing out on a billboard. We say what we want like that
doesn't exactly say what you have happening. You know, we say what we
want. Yeah, but what are you saying? Ninety seven? One of
the freaking that we had Teriaki, Hamburger and breakfast. You're probably gonna be
talking about food. Terrible name, but I'm hungry. I like all those
things. What you do this weekend? Danny? Yeah, Danny? You
know what? He's sort of non disclosure us a little bit. And it
was my fault. I have him written. Damn it, I have them
written. I'm talking about you know what a Bayless weekend? It was.
I pretty but heard about something that I just kept quiet about. Go ahead,
an well, do you know what it was? Oh? Yeah,
it was Malcolm's birthday. It was Danny's birthday on Saturday and Malcolm's birthday on
Sunday. You piece of carbag. You it's not what is it with you?
It's not incumbent upon me to tell you when my fifty six the birthday
is. Nobody cares? What is it with you? Hipster music dudes,
cause Skinish do this too. Wouldn't say when his birthday was. He'd be
like, hey, a hole, just tell us because we can do something
that is the least anything in the world to be like, hey, guys,
my birthdays this weekend, because only people that care about your birthday are
them. Yeah, okay, Danny just flew in from Asia and he's trying
to formulate that. Uh huh, no, I understand, and telling someone,
hey, my birthdays this weekend is the most please stare at me for
a moment in the world. When I didn't do it on mine in January,
and I knew this year that it was happening on a weekend. And
boy, you can really fly under the radar when it when it's on a
Saturday, because nobody's thinking about that on a Friday. But you know,
if it's on a Wednesday, somebody's going to say something to you. You're
going to know someone that knows it or may have seen somebody tag you online
on something, and yeah, you're you're going to find out. But when
it's on a Saturday. I made it all the way through. It was
great, But look the real I did nothing by the way I mean I
offered you did, and look I wanted to. I want to do so
bad. But Malcolm's birthday was yesterday, so he turned three on the twenty
fourth, and he was supposed to be born. The way things were going
and his mom's labor is he was we were going to share the same birthday,
which was I was really hoping for. But when your girlfriend goes into
labor, you don't really that it's going to last for eighty nine hours.
Yeah, Audrey was in labor for three days. I mean that's three and
a half days. Yeah, it is. Is that from the time between
her water breaking and her and the baby being born, was I think just
shy of ninety hours Jesus, Yeah, it was. And is that she
didn't have to have a c section, which is amazing. Yeah, is
that shockingly long? Yes, it's very long. Good she's a warrior.
Yeah. Oh, women, are there such peas? We're such fakers?
No, for real, it's really true. I mean we have such children.
You can only begin to imagine what that must know. And being an
observer, you know, like just seeing this go down, and you're just
kind of like I felt guilty for even being tired or or feeling like I
needed, like the nurses had you need to go to sleep like I can't.
No, you're of no use to her if you don't rest. So
it was a long, arduous, you know, detailed filled processes, maybe
for another time. I told the story at the ticket when we were over
there once. I'd had, you know, a couple of weeks off and
came back to work and it was just crazy and it was very emotional at
the time, and yeah, it was. It was otherworldly to witness that
feat of strength and fortitude and heroism. It was incredible. Anyway, when
I begins, I have a question. Okay, So anyway, Malcolm.
Malcolm's birthday was yesterday and he was three, and so that was kind of
like what my weekend was was full of because Josh, his older brother,
came in town from Nashville, so he was with us the whole week and
it was great. I mean they just if Josh is in town, there's
nothing else that matters to Malcolm other than hey out with his brother. I
mean, they connect, they love each other, They play together, and
it's like if you walk in and they're doing something, it's like, daddy,
leave, daddy, we don't need you, see you later. What's
Josh thirty one? Thirty two, thirty He turns thirty two this year,
Yeah, thirty something, And so we had this party planned for him and
a very small number of friends, three of his little cousins, and then
one, two, three, three kids from this play group that he has
every week, which is it's kind of like a music group. So Matt
the drummer from Bastards of Soul and his wife, they have two young daughters
that are right around Malcolm's age, and they do a weekly music class where
then basically the kids come over and they play guitar and sing songs and then
they trash the house and you know, eat donuts and I had that growing
up. It's cool little music group. So he's got his friends. One
of them is Lenox, you know, Hannah and Chadwick's baba, and then
Million vada At and Camille's daughters. So they're just like super tight. So
they we showed in Little Bastards, their next band, Little Bastards, that'd
be a great name. Yes, they're nine and just crushed, just whipping
it. Yeah. So they we had this little throwdown at this place up
on Skillman and Walnut Hill and it's like this play place where you can go
in. There's different stations, like one's a hotel, one's a restaurant,
one's a fire department, one's this. You go in and play dress up
and you can run the cat. I'm I'm running the cash register today.
Well i'm the cook, you know. And it's all these toys and crap
they can do. Essentially, what you're doing is you're paying four hundred dollars
to rent this space for ninety minutes, so you don't have to clean the
crap up. Yeah, that's it, like all these toys. Play museum
something like that. That sounds fun, Play museum something like that. But
yeah, it was great. You know, they show up, they're playing
It's time for Cake. And instead of cake, Malcolm's mom put this arrangement
of donuts together with a candle on top, which is kind of genius.
So the ladies that are working there, they delivered the cake or the donut
cake, and it sits down and Malcolm's sitting there and everybody sings Happy Birthday.
There's a big number three candle on top and it's lit, and Malcolm's
wearing his fireman costume of course, because he doesn't leave home without it,
and the oldest daughter of Matt and Camilles. Once the song's over, she
goes blow out the candle and he's just kind of looking at it. And
she just reaches up and goes, oh, no, knocks the candle out.
That kid was like Malcolm kind of didn't fully lose it, but he
was like, I'm surprised in his age of cussing. He didn't go,
ah, bitch, I was waiting for that to happen. But no.
We relook the candle and he was satisfied, and it was just great.
It was super cool. The candle is important, but for aspiring fireman,
yeah, the extinguishing of the ceremonial candle is the most important thing. Yeah.
I took the Cavio costume to the cleaners, was ready to go.
Man, you're all addressed for a guest appearance. Never got the address and
I thought it was next week. So but it's such a it's such a
good age right now, you know, three four five, that's that's Cremo
Birthday party time. Because they get they get out and yeah, they know
what's going on, they know what's about them. They're not you know,
confused or overwhelmed by all of the attention and activity. And it's the first
time that he's heard the song Happy Birthday and didn't just absolutely lose it.
Yeah, he liked it. Like he understood it. He was like looking
around, going this is for me man, Yeah, yeah he did.
He thought it was pretty kick ass. He knows he's three. It was
a glorious day. We had a really good play museum. Yeah, do
you want to go? Yes? That was fun. What a great idea,
what a good business. My brother's got a six year old in it.
His three year old is this week? Oh yeah, really, I
got birthday. I got chuck e cheese next Saturday, oh hell yeah,
and wichitall falls. So we'll see what that's about and test that out for
you guys. But it's the most insane thing to see. My brother's a
little he's wound way tighter than I am. So like you got like an
hour and a half window, like you said, but there's like another party
coming in after. And he started trying to get everything and got clean up
and get everyone out, and he's like watching his clock and just panicking.
With fifteen minutes left, okay, he started getting people out of here because
they there's a schedule going to have another party. It was a well huled
machine at this at this place too. They ran down the itinerary. This
is when what's gonna happen the cake comes out here at this time, we
ring a bell. This time you got to be completely out, like no
problem. We were out on the minute. Everything was clean, It was
great, and the kids were worn out because it was a rager. Uh
by the end of the night, Yeah, he was trashed. Well,
I think about the people there who's worked there though, who they I mean,
their day, their job. They had ten birthday parties that they were
part of. Today they had a few. I'm like, oh my god,
I don't know if I could handle that job. Outside of the candle
getting prematurely blown out by an interloper. The funniest part was I'm standing there
and all the kids are just you know, eating, talking, sitting at
the table, and I look over at Josh and Josh goes he's about to
start donut number four, birthday baby, donut four four inches way toward the
donut. No, that's awesome, free for all. I know what you're
doing. By the way, speaking of Chuck E Cheese, do you realize
that they're on door dash Try putting all of those puzzle pieces together and tell
me what that picture looks like. Why I don't I don't understand it.
Just for delicious pizza, just pizza. I guess yeah who. They've they
remodeled, they've they've they've changed everything. What adult is sitting at home going,
I want pizza. But you know what, only one will satisfy this
insatiable appetite. And it's chuck e Cheese. You can crave all different brands
of pizza. People get Little Caesars. I think a few years ago they
got in trouble actually on like door Dash Uber because they disguise himself as another
the chef, hey genius, So they call those ghost kitchens. I don't
know what it was, but they were getting the deliveries and they were like,
I think this is Chucky cheese pizza. And so it was like it
was like a whole nother name for it, authentic pizza. Is it delivered
by a giant mouse? Is out the drummer? Hey? He was the
drummer in Munches Make Believe band that they got rid of. I think that's
smart. Oh no, I ain't get ruined it. I'll let you know
next week after we see it, because after I'm see what happens in there
now that you show the videos on a TV, No, give me the
Stained Show, Ruined, I'm gonna play so many games I'm gonna I'm saying
time and a hay yef all weekend. It wasn't even a song. I
just mentioned I'm not getting timing a Hey, Yeah, can you say ruined
again? I'm sorry. I'm hearing in my ear that we have a long
break here. Yeah, we don't have time for him to say one word.
Come up next, Hey, happy birthday Dayliss family. Hey, Daniel
and Malcolm, you guys are too sweet. Tomorrow with a stripper in it.
That's right, baby, coming and get ho stripper coming up next.
It's s butt city out there, you guys. Next to ninety seven won the Freak