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For the thousands in attendance and the
millions watching around the world. This is

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the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive
and kicking mun over here. I'll hit

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but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying.

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This brother breaking on the forty yard. But this brother, Come on,

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sid, I hope I didn't kiss
off. Jesus you call that a penalty's

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number one? That was number one. It's the La Clippers. Shut up,

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you're staying it for all people.
I would get a pregnant They just

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called in and hangs up. Your
mother fucker that can kiss me off?

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Are you? Are you in the
shower house totally in the show? Yeah,

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he's not a coach. Can give
me James stupid. You're a super

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idiot. For get soup up tight
over literally to clearly why I will lie

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for attention my life at start y'all
you're coming, Oh yeah, we got

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it. I can robot Hi,
everybody, Welcome to Punch Trunk Sports.

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My name is Jason Tebow. My
friend's calling with a Teva that includes you

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and with us at a wee work
apparently is Johnny Woodard. Am I saying

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that right? You got it.
We work, We work. Yeah,

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right, it's a very engine.
Now I know, I'm assuming you're at

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your studio, which I saw in
my trip to Los Angeles. No,

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no, I'm gonna we work.
That's Phil right there, right there,

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Filly, take care of headphones out, Philly, you fagot See. Now,

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I was gonna go the other way
because I'm I was gonna wonder.

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Either feels very tan, bald white
guy or he's a twenty year old bald

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black guy. One of the two. Either's a dad bought it for it.

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He's just a fucking jet because he's
blurry. But we worked. Is

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a super twink. He actually is
one of those people that wears a butt

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plug that looks like a tail and
you can just see the but he wears

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like really short shorts and you can
see the bottom of the tail coming out

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of his shorts. It's weird.
There's a butt flug. There's a buck

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flug that has like a raccoon tail
hanging out of it. Is you're telling

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me this, I believe that it's
true. How absolutely? Yeah? Well,

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it's it's like it's one of those
things that like the furries, dude,

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that's how they get their little tails
sometimes, of course, I mean,

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how would this not have done them? You know what, Sometimes your

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brain just doesn't go down, down, down a track. Yeah, and

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so then you don't really sound everything
out. And then when somebody tells you

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about that, he go, oh
yeah, fuck, I bet you,

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I bet you, I bet you, I bet you do. It's a

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real thing that makes I would if
that was me, it would be a

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fucking I would have. But I
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more so I can patch it down
with it, wipe off my clubs,

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clean a putter with my beaver plug. Beaver plug, I got a pitchack

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to run. Is easy hanging on
the jobbing that down. Yeah, because

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it's a good one. He can't
deny you. He cannot deny that that's

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a good cannot Johnny. It was
good everybody I got to meet Now,

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I did a I was still like
for a month ish. Uh. And

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I can honestly say I met somebody
that Johnny said was his girlfriend that he's

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been claiming for years. I think
that she was a prostitute that he or

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actor actress that he hired for the
night. She came with a sack tag.

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I will say that this was around
her ear when when I got her

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so verified, you scanned that little
QR code right there, and you can

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I can hear your girlfriend. What's
that now I gave you can just look

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up all her credentials, like her
breeding stock and all that stuff stock the

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new service they're doing. See,
I would imagine with you her favorite position

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is running you know that running emoji
where Oh yeah, yeah, I think

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that's her favorite position with you,
for sure. Her climbing out a window

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while a bathroom window, that's her
favorite position. None of the down you

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would think that, But none of
the windows opened, rope made of sheets.

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None. We're on the first floor. As you know. You also

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visited my place with Angelo. He
was here. I did come back hot

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spot John's great had some great pizza
with us. That pizza was good.

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You know, I gave that to
an Italian family. Angela's parents are Italian,

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and I go, hey, man, I brought you over a couple

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of slices, this real good pizza. And his dad, who I do

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a good impression of, says it
was more like a sandwich, A very

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good of being. Yeah, it
was more like a sandwich, right,

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but it was fucking delicious um Prince
Street Pizza. Check it out I get.

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And that's not even paid sponsorship.
It was delicious. I gave your

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girlfriends reminded me forgot about the ship
the night you guys came in the comedy

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starting and I had to go up
last, and I told your girlfriend,

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I go, you're about to this
is about to be like this is going

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fourteenth in a ten person gang bag. That's what that said. But I

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have found with it anyway. But
it was so fun. I'm not complaining

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it. I was happy too.
But I had given your girlfriend a bunch

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of pot yes to hold for me, and then and then I just plumb

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forgot about it, so busy without
everything where oh, I have no idea

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where hang on to that For me, it was lunched by good friends at

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Speedweed and they had given no no, no, not spewed. Uh it's

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uh oh shit um farmer and the
farmer and the felon. Yes, okay,

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I want to give him a proper
shot out. But he had all

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these like pre roll joints and all
that, and I was leaving them like

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two days and I couldn't fly with
that much pot. And so I had

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a couple. I mean, I
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the green room, I'll come back
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and I'll go, hey, you
want to joint? She be like,

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oh sure, And I go,
how about dam throw that in your purse?

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And as you get Hannon a bit
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I thought of it. Next took
to Johnny. I must say, I

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gave your girlfriend something the whole for
me. What you don't know what she

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happened? So are you keeping up
with this deal to buy the Washington Commanders

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because it's really strange. What's happening
now? Have you have you seen this

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latest development? So they Dan Snyder
had I'll just recab it. Dan Snyder

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had agreed to sell the team in
principle to something called the Harris Group for

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about six billion dollars, and then
yesterday a seven billion dollars all cash offer

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came out of nowhere, apparently from
the guy uh from the from that guy

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Brian Davis, who's like with Christian
Latner. You know they were they went

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to school together. And it almost
a full billion of of it would be

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delivered within twenty four hours. And
people just have all kinds of questions about

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like where where they getting this kind
of scratch, you know, and and

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maybe who's like behind it. It's
super super interesting at a lot of questions,

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and you know, NFL is not
in the habit of just selling football

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teams to people who they don't know
where all the money's coming from, where

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all their future money's going to talk. Each team has their own ray down

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and been sniffed out whoever the fuck
it is. They get the FBI looking,

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and they got the irs looking,
and they were to make sure everything

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because the last thing the NFL wants
is to find out that they sold a

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team to somebody's great grandfather was a
fucking major Nazi in World War Two,

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you know what I mean, and
he's total party over. The NFL was

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disappointed. The other six billion,
by the way, would be delivered within

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seven days, So you get a
billion dollars within the first day, and

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then six billion and by the end
of the week. It's what would be

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in his bank account if he sold
it to that if he was able to

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sell it to that group, and
there's nothing he'd like to do more than

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screw the NFL on his way out, and of course he would like an

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extra billion dollars. Who wouldn't,
I mean times are tough these days.

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They the NFL was anticipating about a
seven billion dollars sale here and now don't

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forget the NFL gets their cut of
this too. They were anticipating to go

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for seven and they were disappointed that
it wound up being just six point one,

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but they were pumped and stoked to
get rid of his jackass. So

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like, you know, we take
a little bit of a bath. We

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still made money on it, but
we got this fucking guy out of the

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neighborhood. Basically, it would make
the guy the first black owner in the

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NFL. Though if this other bid
comes in, and like there's they're saying

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that he's like a and I wish
Sam was here for this because he would

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have all he would be all over
this. They're saying, he's a green

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developer and he just had a bunch
of intellectual property. Listen, I'm just

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gonna listen to this. During his
capital raise period for this, investors realized

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that he had a fifty billion dollars
valuation for his assets and intellectual property.

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So they were just like, oh, you know, you're Ip's really like

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worth fifty billion, bro, why
don't you just sell that? And that's

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where he got he just got.
He didn't know that, I guess,

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And now he knows that, and
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Something weird about that, dude.
It's really strange. I don't even

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fully understand it. I mean,
I mean, I guess he had like

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patents on a lot of green technology, you know, you know, modern

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sort of you know, a green
technology means, I mean it's not not

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fossil field burning shit, and then
you get a lot of government subsidies to

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develop it. So yeah, I
mean there's something really bizarre going on there.

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I got one green technology, bam, that's what the kids are all

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talking about. Billions of dollars being
hands right now. So what's the rage

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green technology? How about this one
pissing the champagne called shampass? What's green

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about that? I don't understand,
because now you're not pissing, you know,

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and flushing the toilet and all that. You're turning your piss straight And

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it's good for the Asknats. Asternats
can get drunk on that ship. Tang

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shampiss, mamoshop, how about you
just pee outside. Yeah, but then

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how you gonna get drunk? Yeah, but but you're talking about what you're

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talking about watering down the champagne,
so you're actually getting less drunk. Well,

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I can understand you're you're piss might
be actually a little more alcoholic using

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our technolog Johnny, we're using our
green technologies and you're pissing on like champagne,

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grapes and shit. And then oh, so you've developed the technology that

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can turn piss into alcohol is what
you're saying. It's in our development stages

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right now. But yeah, but
we're closed. You're close. I almost

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got drunk on my third gallon the
other day, So I mean in the

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first two gallons, just the first
one didn't go down smooth, it all

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fell on it. The second one, you know, you started getting hankering

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for it. How many guys had
to pee in your mouth for that?

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Um, No, it was mostly
my piss. And then a couple of

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buddies that I was golfing with and
I was, you know, collecting,

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and yeah, we're not there yet, but we're getting there. A lot

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of fun of everybody n the nineteenth
The nineteenth hole is your mouth. There's

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a T shirt my friend. Yeah, that's that's got to be the name

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of this episode. Generally I write
it down because we always forget it.

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But the nineteenth tal is your mouth. I played. I told you I

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played golf out there. Yeah,
yeah, you did, yeah yeah.

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And it took a long time.
It took a long time, about six

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hour round and I rented clubs.
Me and Josh Martin both didn't have clubs

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with us because he came out for
WrestleMania, so he goes by, you

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will just rent one set. Josh
Martin is how many inches shorter than you?

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I was solid what six inches shorter
than you? I'm six five in

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heels and he's four nine. No, really, he's like four or five

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inches short on you, right,
at least he's solid four inches short on

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me, absolutely, but shorter than
I am. He's shorter than you.

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Yeah, and I'm five ten,
five eleven something like that and he's like

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five No, he's short. He's
probably five eight broye eight and a half

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and you're what six something, right, I'm like six even basically, Okay,

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all right, that's king. Guys? Did they work for I?

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Rever? You do you kind of
split the middle, like get them in

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and getting in the rate, getting
matter. They had five sets of clubs

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that were all the same, these
first price both fucking clubs were so terrible.

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And when I got you playing again, Bobo Balboa Park, Okay,

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yeah, that's not a bad course. So it's a wide open but it's

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not bad, not bad at all. And they have two course too,

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their thirty six holes there, the
Pulvic Course, Balboa Course. I found

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that out the hardway because I show
up and I'm the first one there,

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and uh uh, guys like,
hey, what's your forcing name? I

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go, fuck, I don't know, uh waitress rob Ryan, the manager,

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and a guy that talks like this, and are any of those guys

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here yet? You know, I
don't know these people last names and shit,

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And I got no more two times
nine ten, He goes, okay,

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here you go. You're just first
one here. He goes too early

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to get your cart, but here's
your clubs. Like, all right,

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I'm gonna go put for a while. I'll come back and get the cart.

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These guys show up, they go
in them on the putty green,

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they pay, they check in,
are going to get the cart, and

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he goes, who who are you
buddy, who are you playing with?

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I go, I'm talking about it. It was good your guys showed up.

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They don't know who the fuck you
are. What the guys saying?

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I go, I was just talking
to him on the fucking putty green,

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the guys, I was just talking
about things. He looks in. He

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had me on the other course over
the one, and those guys show up

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and they go, hey, your
your fourth is already here. That's him

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right there putting needles. I don't
know who the guy. Then I come

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in. The guy's giving me a
fucking because I didn't know. There's those

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people that work at those golf courts, those Publinx places. Man, they

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have the shittiest attitudes. Bro,
the old white men that are mad about

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something. They all seem every guy
that work, every old white guy over

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the age of fifty fifty, I'll
say fifty that works at a golf club

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golf fucking you know where you walk
in. They all seem like the kind

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of people that would have stored in
the Capitol or perhaps did score to store

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from the well. They just all
seem to hate people golfing there. They

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hate everybody golfing. I don't get
the wouldn't have jobs if it wasn't them.

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Yeah, it's a weird it's a
weird character thing. So they give

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me these Fisher Price fucking clubs that
me and Josh Martin are sharing. They're

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so dirty, look like fred.
They five balls there, Yeah about about

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three balls. Yeah, that's that's
about ambitious. I would say. Came

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back with two. I plugged one. That's good, all right. Nothing

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in the drink, not much water
on the horse. Yeah, still play

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back because I had no idea what
I was swinging with these fucking crazy clubs.

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I mean they were really like on
the back it's at my first clubs,

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and they had a bunch of fucking
like pictures of you know, animals

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on the fucking goddamn thing. Um. But I see Tony Hinchcliff for one

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night. Tony blessed everybody with his
presence. Blony Hinchcliff. Listen to what

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this guy says. So he's so
fun a ship, I said, Tony,

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And it was great to see him. But you know, I'm not

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sucking. But here's where Tony gets
to be able to go, Oh you

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haven't changed much. I go ahead, buddy, I heard you've been golfing

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about it. I'm just gonna come
come out to Austin. I'll bring my

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club. We can make a bunch
of us can play some golf. Oh,

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I play every day. I am
dollars. You know he stays doing

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that kind of ship. I go, dol he played fucking must play a

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shitload. I go, what's your
fucking handicap? How don't now I don't

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really keep a handicap? And okay, well, like, what's a good

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day for you? What's about I'm
just trying to figure out what this guy,

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you know, this guy offer or
maybe he's just fucking a being tony,

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And I go, give me,
like, what's what's a bad day

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for you? What's a good you
know? What's what score would get you

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to call your friends and be like, you won't believe what I fucking did

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today? And what score would like
you be you couldn't sleep because you're so

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mad at yourself. His first number
is one on four, And in my

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head, I go, okay,
yeah, this guy twenty eight handicapter.

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His second number is eighty two.
What no? And I go, You're

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full of shit. There's no way
you're ran if you can shoot an eighty

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two. You never shoot anything in
the hundreds. It's impossible using one club

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all day. Nobody that shoots in
the mid to low eighties never cracks above

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in ninety two ninety three. Their
worst day is in ninety six ninety seven.

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I mean, I could see if
you really take, if you take

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your penalties and like you go out
of bounds a few times, or getting

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the water buds and go to drop
and refuse to go to drop zone.

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Like I could see you getting up
in the nineties. But that's when you

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said one on four. I expect
that second number to be about a ninety.

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I've ninety three something like that.
Yeah, what's he talking about about?

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Ninety seven? Usually this motherfuckers got
the rink. Like I mean,

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sometimes I shoot an eighteen, sometimes
I shoot at two hundred. I was

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like okay, I was like,
oh, oh yeah, I bet.

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Yeah. It sounds like you really
got your fucking I mean, maybe we'll

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play for money when I come to
Austin. I don't know. I mean,

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I know I'm like it and I'm
gonna take it eree dollars. If

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you said team, I'll give you
a one hundred thousand dollars in cash.

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It is a pillowcase full of one
hundred dollar bills, or you could take

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door number two and you beat the
shit out of Tony Hinchcliff in golf.

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And the entire thing is a two
hour event on YouTube and it's out there

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in the universe forever. I'm not
gonna I just don't say give me the

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money. And I'm very poor.
You know, I broke I him.

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I just had to pay for a
thousand dollars two. Yeah. I probably

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they would take the YouTube golf really
after the way he was talking the other

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day, I go, oh,
man, I would love to get me

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something. This must be one of
your one four days a lot. That

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must be a spectacle to see.
Hey, I'm willing to bet it happens

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tomorrow when no one's around. Yeah. Yeah, funny funny that How how

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he just I'm so good with nobody
there, It's amazing. Yeah, he's

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one of those. I'm a comedian
who performs in front of people literally five

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days a week. Yet I can't
golf in front of anybody. Uh all

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right, how excited are you for
this? Uh? Not, I'm not

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excited. NFL Draft coming around the
close. Yeah, I am excited.

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I am excited. By the time
this comes out, we will be about

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eight days away, I would say, from now, are they doing a

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Thursday prime time and then Friday and
Saturday? Again? Friday is going to

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be around, I think, so. Yeah, I haven't heard anything about

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it changing, so let me let
me check it out. I kind of

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like that, except where I know
the NFL's getting me is they're stealing three

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days for me and they know it. Oh yeah, I loved I like

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the week. I like the old
way. I like the old way.

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You like fucking all day Saturday,
all day Sunday? Yeah, I dude,

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I would just I love sitting down
there and fucking sitting down the whole

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time and just watching every pick.
But I get that it's better. We

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get way more trades, you know, teams have a chance to kind of

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re evaluate after the first day and
and make offers and move around and jockey

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and so yeah, I it's better
for the teams in the NFL and the

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product, but it's not better for
my entertainment. I don't think that makes

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sense. I don't know. I
just Thursday, cool, we blow out

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the first round, that's the exciting
shit. Anyway, then round two and

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three on Friday, cool, hang
out with the buddies, have some beers,

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order some the pizza, and knocked
that out. Saturday, you're pretty

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from four you get through that and
then you go, yeah, okay,

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you know what, I'm gonna go
fucking mow the lawn or I'm gonna go

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yeah, play some go whatever the
fuck, and then Sunday you got back

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Sunday. I just felt like the
old way it was easier, especially for

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the first part of the draft,
to keep track of guys that were falling,

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you know what I mean, Like, okay, he still flights the

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third round now, and you know, quarterback X hasn't been picked, which

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that doesn't happen anymore. No,
but no quarterbacks ever make it the third

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round. The aren't good. But
yeah, it was easier to follow those

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kind of threads, you know,
the narratives, and now it's like kind

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of gets chopped up, but whatever. Also, you know that whole day,

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that whole night, like the next
day before the draft starts, and

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that night they're just chewing over the
same story over and over again, and

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it's just like, okay, let's
let's watch it. Watch the fucking draft.

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The NFL is a kind of beating
a dead horse. They really yes,

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I mean in a super Bowl seems
like I mean I'm already seeing super

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Bowl commercials. I'm like, you
don't even know who's in it. Why

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are we talking about the super Bowl? Who are you hearing about? Who

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the Falcons are gonna take? Um? Well, I mean everyone has their

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theories. I could see a lot
of things happen in the facts. No,

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what the Falcons were smart at is
they had so many positional needs but

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so much money that they filled every
single spot that we had a hole in

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to kind of not paint them into
a corner. Like a lot of people

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are like, oh this shit,
so they can take the best player,

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right, and they're kind of like, Okay, no, I love the

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three or four Maybes that fell to
us. What what what kind of plugs

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in here? Good? So I
can easily see the Falcons taken uh the

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ars a line from the Northwestern Scunsky. Yeah, who's the best line?

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Our only hole is left guard about
the he'll fall? I think he will.

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I think he can fall. And
I think that the Falcons are in

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a good place because the Bears would
kind of want them, and they're right

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behind us, so anybody that,
let's say, the four or five guys

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that we really got a boner for
at eight are gone and the phone starts

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ringing because Carter's there and they don't
want us to take him, but we

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don't want them. I mean,
we just got fucking amgnada from the Saints.

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We already got great Jared and then
we got clay As Campbell. We

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don't need fucking forward great tackles when
we can't put them all on the field

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at the same time. And they
know the Bears got a boner for this

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guy. Hey, you guys are
four three team. We're well, we

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just got any defense coordinators, so
we're gonna be running with the Saints have

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been running for the last couple of
years. We've basically got the Saints defensive

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coordinator and they do kind of a
mix. I mean everybody doesn't mix.

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Yeah, yeah, but with our
linement that we have, I think we're

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gonna be running a three four.
We just finally went We just finally committed

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the three to four of the season
for the first time in a long time.

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I think there could be four three
a lot with with the defensive lineman

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and we picked up so I can
see our phone ringing, and somebody that

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really wants Carter the suwhere around twelve, maybe the Steelers around seventeen. I

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hear they got a voter for the
kid, and we fall back picked up

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a first rounder next year or another
second rounder this year, and now we're

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at twelve, and maybe we can
get b John Robinson. Dude, you

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might down in that range even exactly, so I can see us dropping back

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down. But if not, I
can see us going be Jon. I

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can see us going offensive Lineman.
I can give vans from Iowa. I

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can see us going from fucking Texas
Tech. Or here's the last CBS mock

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draft. They got us taking c
J. Stroud at the top there,

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which I you know, honestly,
the more I watched like tape and people

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evaluating these guys on YouTube, I'm
like, I think you gotta take Bryce's

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young just because he's he's the better
quarterback he is. I think they on

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the field and just see what happen. I mean, it could fuck you

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up, man, it could fuck
the franchise up and set us back.

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But man, I think he's also
got the chance to be Don't you think

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he's got a better chance to be
like a generational talent kind of guy than

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Stroud. Like Stroud, he's got
a high floor, dude. He will

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be a even in his worst,
I think he'll be a solid backup for

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a long time. Might even be
a like a you know, like a

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sort of what would you say,
like an Andy Dalton level starter something like

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that, who was you know,
like a good quarterback for a little while.

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Solid. But Bryce Young has the
potential to be Russell Wilson and if

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he can, you know, not
get creamed. So the more I think

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about it, the more I'm like, we should take Bryce Young. But

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we'll see people the rumors are are
are all that temper? The owner likes

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Bryce Young? Uh Now, I
don't know how anybody would know that unless

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they leaked it, which I can't
imagine effort the rest of his UH visits

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today, would you say Bryce Young
canceled all of his breast to those visits

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to days, I'm going to visit
with anybody else? And the only two

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teams he visited where are you going
in the Texans? And then he canceled

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all of his other visits and the
sex he knows he's going one or two?

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Could you see them? Trading out
of two of the Texans. Uh,

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may or maybe like the Cardinals move
jumping the Texans if they there's all

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there's been all this talk about somebody
trying to move into two, and I'm

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just trying to think who it would
be. Anyway, So they got Bryce

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the CBS. The last mark has
Bryceon going to plus Indianapolis. Yeah,

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maybe Will Anderson going three, but
I think Indianapolis likes Anthony Richardson and they

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got him going four here. Uh, Tyree Wilson going five to Seattle,

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van Ness last six to Detroit.
They got Vaness, Lucas van Ess.

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You know, the edge rush rout
Iowa. They guy you're talking about six

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to Detroit. Seven they got that's
the Raiders, Christian Gonzalez the cornerback out

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of Oregon. Then they got you
guys taking Jalen Carter. They have at

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nine the Bears. The Bears taking
Paris Johnson. Uh you know that tackle

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out of Ohio State. I'll just
round out of the top ten here,

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Devin Withers spending the cornerback out of
Illinois going ten to the Eagles and any

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when they just lost one, I
like, uh, you know, and

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how's the time where I know I
know so much about all these kids because

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I probably just spend an hour a
day just fucking around on my iPad before

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I wake up in the morning.
I love draft, dude, I love

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it. I have always loved the
NFL Draft. I love when you could

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draft and Madden when they got that
fucking going. Damn mean, dude,

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I love that. Yeah. Losing
my girlfriend this summer, Yeah, this

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is a wrap. Absolutely. Do
you have you ever been? I would

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love to go. I've never been. I went both years in Chicago.

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How was it? Was it really
boring or was it kind of cool?

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It was a fucking ball last bro. I don't know how the Kansas City

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one's going to be, but dude, it was a fucking ballast, a

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big party. I mean, it's
like it's like Coachella for football. Yeah,

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that sounds great. There's one gigantic
like Amphitheater, like outdoor Amphitheater where

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they're announcing the players and they come
up, you know the thing you see

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on TV Roger Bell comes out and
I'm telling you there's fucking eight thousand people

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in there at any given time,
and it's a fucking gigantic like you know,

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gigantic park, I mean, and
every NFL team has its own store.

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So you walk in there all the
same like these little kind of like

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small almost like a bedroom or living
room of your apartment. There's just like

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one person working. You walk in
there and it's every jersey for your it's

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all just your ship. You don't
have to walk into a shell store and

407
00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:52,880
like where are the Panthers has?
You just walk into the Panthers tent and

408
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,400
all it's all Panthers shit. So
they have one of those teams places where

409
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:03,640
you can take photo opportunities. They
have what they described as the biggest beer

410
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:08,480
tent in the world, and I
think they said they had six hundred bartenders,

411
00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:14,400
yeah, in one working in one
beer tent, and I think it

412
00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:19,039
was something like I don't get thousands
of taps going at once and he's walking

413
00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:22,839
in there by beers whatever the fuck. And they have all these things you

414
00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:26,839
could do, like you could kick
a field goal trying to get his weight

415
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,599
in line and it's like, okay, you're turning, Oh I see.

416
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,960
It sounds kind of like fan Fast. The Final Four. They had a

417
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,640
lot of that stuff, like where
you could you know, they have one

418
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:40,119
thing that was a badass. That
was the you're up against the wall and

419
00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:42,319
there's forty yard gash and it's like
a like a black wall next to you.

420
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:48,440
And there was a handful of players
and it was like all led lights

421
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,920
or whatever the fuck. And so
you could put like Dion Sanders or a

422
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,359
fat offensive lineman or something. There's
like five people that had crazy good fucking

423
00:29:56,559 --> 00:30:00,960
uh and maybe rich eyes and too
might him in his for your dash run

424
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,680
thing. Put it in and then
when they said go, and then you

425
00:30:03,759 --> 00:30:07,440
run the forty or dash and then
it literally looks like you're running against Dion

426
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:14,599
when he ran his forty in college. Oh that's you get to see how

427
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:19,000
close you would be to fucking how
far you are. But yeah, exactly,

428
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,160
you know what I'm saying. And
then or like a you know,

429
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,200
somebody that ran it real slow,
like an offensive linement ran in like eight

430
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,720
seconds. I can you beat yet, you know? But that's cool.

431
00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:30,720
Yeah, So that was cool,
and all that shit you just wait in

432
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:36,920
line for and then there's different VIP
tenants and all that kind of bullshit.

433
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,799
Dad and all around through the day. You know, you get a schedule

434
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,839
because I went all three days or
two days I went. I didn't go

435
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,960
the primetime night. I watched the
Thursday one, and I went on Friday

436
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:51,039
and Siday. You get a schedule
of just like a music festival where they're

437
00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:55,640
like, hey, in the north
West tenth uh, Mike Chick is gonna

438
00:30:55,640 --> 00:31:00,599
be speaking and taking questions for from
ten to eleven and know all kinds of

439
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,240
shit like that you can do.
And it's fucking food, trucks and shit

440
00:31:03,359 --> 00:31:08,119
everywhere. It's all super super fun. So the Eagles finally bit the bullet

441
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:14,200
on Jalen Hurts. Did that contract
one hundred and seventy nine million guarantee two

442
00:31:14,279 --> 00:31:17,759
hundred and fifty five million dollars total
on the table there. It's the biggest

443
00:31:18,359 --> 00:31:23,079
in terms of average value in NFL
history, even beating Deshaun Watson's contract.

444
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:33,039
So the trend continues. M this
is one area where Tripley and I agree.

445
00:31:33,799 --> 00:31:37,519
Okay, you know a lot of
things he's said don't make much sense

446
00:31:37,599 --> 00:31:45,000
to me. For example, we've
you can't go to outer space, and

447
00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:48,519
then thirty seconds layer, I was
trying to tell me that there's a military

448
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:52,119
base on Mars. Dude, he
talked shit about you on Broken Sam about

449
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,640
how like you try to talk about
him like you know, shit about space,

450
00:31:57,079 --> 00:32:00,240
Like I know, shit about space
is basically his attitude. And you

451
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:05,119
tried to talk about like, you
know, shit about stick space. Uh

452
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:10,119
huh, it was. It was
great. It was any kind of space

453
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:15,599
trivia. It's just who's judging it, you know what I mean? And

454
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,799
like, if we had Neil de
grass Tyson on the show, I would

455
00:32:17,839 --> 00:32:22,920
say, let's talk about space.
You know, he's got some guy with

456
00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:28,039
a beaver butt plug and uh,
you know, fucking rain. Make fun

457
00:32:28,119 --> 00:32:30,960
of him. Hey, he's just
working hard back there. Don't make fun

458
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,920
of him. Okay, my bad, My bad, Bruce. But that's

459
00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:37,599
hilarious day. And you know,
all we were talking about was the moon.

460
00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:40,599
And then he said some stupid shit
about the moon and he saw the

461
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,799
look that I gave. We're in
the parking lot of the comedy store,

462
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,000
and he saw the look I gave
him, and I was like, nah,

463
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:51,480
I'm not even gonna engage in this. And he had a look in

464
00:32:51,559 --> 00:32:55,160
his face like, oh, oh, chells me, bro tells me about

465
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,000
the moon being flat. I go, oh, you know what started it?

466
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:04,759
I saw it documentary that was very
convincing about aliens having a structure on

467
00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:07,039
the on the on the on the
dark side of the moon, and I

468
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,640
mentioned it to him, ask him
if he had seen it, and that

469
00:33:09,839 --> 00:33:14,200
got him too. Well, first
of all, space isn't a real like,

470
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,480
oh god, damn it, why
did I done? I knew it.

471
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,400
I knew I shouldn't have done it. That's that's what that was.

472
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,960
Literally, the thing that he does, he gets to do like five he

473
00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:24,119
says five different things that the moon
are. He says, one, it's

474
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:29,440
a hollow base. He says,
two, it's a portal through which souls

475
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,640
enter this realm. Yeah, you
started rambling on that one, he said,

476
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:37,079
do tell me on that. He's
I've heard him say before that it's

477
00:33:37,079 --> 00:33:40,240
like some kind of like satellite or
something from like ancient satellite. I mean,

478
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,559
well, which one is it?
Yeah, you gotta pick one natural

479
00:33:44,599 --> 00:33:50,039
saddle. But yeah, yeah,
he means it's And so I go,

480
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,160
what what do you know about this
thing? But I told him the documentary

481
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:57,960
and I it's pretty fucking interesting because
I was just trying to start a conversation.

482
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,279
I know he likes all this stuff, and there's one that I thought.

483
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,880
I was like, wow, that's
pretty Broking and some incredible people were

484
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,319
talking about it. That's why I
asked Sam if he knew about this,

485
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,519
Actually, bro the moon's a portal
too. For souls, I go,

486
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:14,960
God, damn it. I knew
it was point in his face. I

487
00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:20,400
knew I shouldn't have done it.
And that's hilarious and that's really always said.

488
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:25,320
I didn't even argue with them about
about space. What and where were

489
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:30,360
you for this easy outist sign your
knockout? Did you see it live?

490
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,159
No? I didn't know. Well, I was. There was something else

491
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,079
on that I was watching. I
can't remember what it was or No,

492
00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:39,079
I wasn't home. That's what it
was Saturday night. It was my last

493
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:43,599
Saturday night in La. I don't
think I was home. I can't remember.

494
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,320
And you were some You were definitely
somewhere because I remember asking you,

495
00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:52,000
Yeah, something was going. I
think I might have been working or something.

496
00:34:52,039 --> 00:34:55,360
I can't remember. You told me
about it, though, and then

497
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,000
I saw it on highlights. Yeah, oh boy, oh boy, it

498
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:01,679
was that great. That's so funny
where he put the arrows in him after.

499
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:07,000
I've seen a lot of fun and
people a lot of funny editing with

500
00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:09,599
that one. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, it's this real scene really,

501
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:15,800
but that must have been the greatest
feeling. And for someone like him,

502
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,800
a lot of times, you're the
champ and you just you know,

503
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,440
so many, so many people.
McGregor kind of went through, uh and

504
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:28,199
I would say ended him, but
he doesn't change Aldo's life. A lot

505
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,519
of those people keep and they're like, oh man, I can't, I

506
00:35:30,599 --> 00:35:32,719
can't get over this guy. I
can't beat this guy. Can't And you're

507
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:37,400
already rich, You're you're already Rocky
three, Robot Butler. Guy, you've

508
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,360
been the champ for five six years. He kind of ran through the division

509
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:45,079
twice. If I just signed you
lost this fight, I don't know what

510
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,480
would have happened. I mean,
does he go back down and clear out

511
00:35:49,519 --> 00:35:52,719
the fucking division again? Does he
just say fuck it? I'm already rich,

512
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,079
right, alant, I mean,
I'm not gonna be. This guy's

513
00:35:54,079 --> 00:36:00,719
already beaten me four times in a
row now at every different level, and

514
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:06,000
it really showed me a lot about
he might be the goat out of Sonya

515
00:36:06,119 --> 00:36:09,800
of the goat. He might be
you can say, all the way classes,

516
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:14,119
all the divisions, and to come
back and beat a guy like that

517
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,719
that's so much bigger and have a
rope a dope strategy like he did.

518
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,320
It shows how smart he is in
a fighting game. I saw a video

519
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,440
of him super slow motion and when
he kind of went up and crouched,

520
00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:30,280
and how he set up every single
punch and man at one point in the

521
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:35,599
time before he throws that first rite, you see his eyes look up and

522
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,679
he's looking through his own gloves waiting. He already knows what's coming. He

523
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:44,400
knows that he's just bathed this guy
into throwing that punch and leaving his jar

524
00:36:44,599 --> 00:36:51,599
right there. And it was so
fucking impressive. That had to be the

525
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,639
peak of his career in the sense
of that was the kill of all kills.

526
00:36:55,719 --> 00:37:00,199
I mean, nobody has doubted him
for a long time. You may

527
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:07,239
have been an underdog going into that
fight us so going in there going like

528
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,559
everybody dials me no, But everybody
forgot that I'm the greatest. Everyone forgot

529
00:37:10,639 --> 00:37:15,280
that that guy I was winning that
fight. He knocked him out last that

530
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,920
last fight with a minute left of
the last round that goes to a decision.

531
00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:24,440
He wouldn't even had to fight him
this time again. He might be

532
00:37:24,519 --> 00:37:30,559
two and over against him in the
UFC. But man, my heart rate

533
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:32,000
was going nuts. I kept looking
at my watch because it tells me my

534
00:37:32,079 --> 00:37:37,239
heart shit, my ample watch thought
I was dead. You know, should

535
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,719
I call nine runder one? Your
hearts shouldn't be like this. And I

536
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:45,159
had a spot that night at the
comedy store and in the belly room,

537
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:49,119
and that fucking fight was going on. I was losing my fucking marbles.

538
00:37:49,159 --> 00:37:52,079
I had an illegal feed on my
phone and I just sat in the fucking

539
00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:55,320
front Pattio bar watching all the fights, and different guys kept walking by.

540
00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:00,360
Oh shit, is that right now? Oh shit, it was just random

541
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,719
strangers. I look like a peacock
of fucking every race in the fucking because

542
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,599
I was sitting down with my phone, every race of every guy from twenty

543
00:38:08,639 --> 00:38:14,199
one to forty was standing over my
head trying to fights. I'm trying to

544
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:15,639
hold it up for everybody, you
know what I mean? How hard is

545
00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:19,320
it to get an illegal stream to
work on your phone? By the way,

546
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,280
with all those pop ups that you
have to close, it's like infuriate.

547
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,719
I've absolutely got it down. I
can do it, and I can

548
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,360
name that tune in two pop ups. It's like a nightmare though, right,

549
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:34,280
like just trying to click like it's
just the right one. Fuck it

550
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,559
moves around. Yeah, sometimes it
takes you to a different page when you

551
00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:39,599
click the X and you're like,
oh, I gotta start over. A

552
00:38:39,679 --> 00:38:43,760
motherfucker. You have to earn.
They make you earn it. I will

553
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:49,239
say sports surge will make you earn
it, but I can get I'm pretty

554
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:55,760
i'd say ninety two percent successful.
Um with those with fights and with NFL

555
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:00,440
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Now the YouTube thing? Have you heard

577
00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:27,760
about this? So congrats Izzy?
That was the great fight. I guess

578
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,960
they're running them back one more time, and why wouldn't they I mean that

579
00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:35,719
trilogy will make all the money for
the UFC, but a long deserve.

580
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,360
Great for Izzy because Jesus Christ.
I mean, he was all focused and

581
00:40:40,559 --> 00:40:45,280
that was a nerve wracking fight to
watch. I'm excited to see. Uh,

582
00:40:45,119 --> 00:40:49,960
Jake Paul and a good friend of
the show, Nay Diaz, who's

583
00:40:50,039 --> 00:40:53,199
called called in a bunch of times
on the show. That's official, right

584
00:40:54,239 --> 00:41:00,960
is it? Because see I I
stopped Paul. He's turned into it.

585
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,480
You know, he's turned into a
pumpkin now that he's lost. I just

586
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,480
this is Oh, is this the
other Paul again? I get him confused.

587
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,480
No, this is Jake bar right, he's the one that lost.

588
00:41:13,519 --> 00:41:15,400
Yeah, since he lost, I
just don't care as much. Uh,

589
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,800
let's see. I just want to
make sure that's officials. I mean with

590
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,280
both the Deda's brothers. Yeah,
they are fighting. Yeah, they are

591
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:29,800
fighting. See if we have odds
on that, how would you put the

592
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:34,719
odds on that? Das right?
No, the odds on Wow, Dude,

593
00:41:35,039 --> 00:41:39,920
Jake Paul's going off almost three to
one favorite so well, one,

594
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:46,039
it's only boxing two. He is
so much bigger. Yeah that's true.

595
00:41:46,199 --> 00:41:52,760
Yeah, than n I just can't
imagine losing to a YouTube. I'm worried

596
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:57,519
about Nate on this slow bad Yeah, Nate's only one seventy. Although he'll

597
00:41:57,559 --> 00:42:00,360
come in heavier, Nat, He'll
come in heavier, Yeah, I mean

598
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:05,440
sure, I mean I'm worried about
it, though. I mean, I

599
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,679
would hate to see him get punched
by this dipshit. I mean, I

600
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:12,360
get his great marketer blah blah blah, and I'm sure maybe the fixes even

601
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,880
in, but he ain't getting better
at this point in his life. I

602
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,000
mean, I get what you're saying. It's like, yeah, but he's

603
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,519
so much bigger than I mean,
he just hits harder Andy boxers all the

604
00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:24,559
time. I mean he does.
You know, as another guy, do

605
00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:28,840
you question his work ethic? This
guy's like, no show up. I

606
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:34,159
got fucking taking up. I do
question him face. That's fuck up to

607
00:42:34,199 --> 00:42:38,840
his faggot and then fucking the Piths
fucking don't pay taxes, dog don't pay

608
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:44,239
I'm not gonna it's cash. He's
told me this is gonna Apple pay me.

609
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,800
He never go through my body.
When you said taxes there, could

610
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,719
you imagine something like, yeah,
man, can you just Apple pay me

611
00:42:53,880 --> 00:43:00,880
my three mil? That was That
was actually The weird thing about this NFL

612
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,079
Dan Steinder thing is that he offered
the guy offered to pay a billion,

613
00:43:04,159 --> 00:43:07,239
the first billion in Apple pay when
they were all like billions gotta be fed.

614
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:13,760
Moo, dude, really weird shut
down to be like what does shit?

615
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,639
Can you imagine? But they go, hey, man, you've got

616
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,440
to put it in right away,
so you get to from one percent of

617
00:43:20,519 --> 00:43:25,880
it, like one percent of a
billion dollars. That's crazy. Did you

618
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:30,679
see the other day that show Hay
was making his sho Tani, who is

619
00:43:30,119 --> 00:43:36,000
increasingly the most impressive person in baseball, was making his debut in Anaheim,

620
00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:40,119
and they were maybe a tenth ful
or something. I don't know, maybe

621
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:45,840
maybe a quarterfall, not even I
mean just they don't give a shit about

622
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,960
baseball there in Anaheim. It seems
like this shit about baseball down there at

623
00:43:49,079 --> 00:43:51,800
whatsoever. I gotta go there and
watch him play. I really want to

624
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,440
go see him play. That's also
why when they were trying to bid for

625
00:43:54,599 --> 00:44:00,400
the Chargers, they were like,
fuck now, you guys, you can't

626
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:05,119
sell it. You had to fuck
a World Series fucking team, and everyone

627
00:44:05,199 --> 00:44:07,320
there is like what they fucking do? It's a weird place for a baseball

628
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,800
team, isn't it If if you
don't live in LA or if you don't

629
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:15,000
live in this area, what would
you say? Anaheim is like Jason because

630
00:44:15,039 --> 00:44:16,920
it's not far from LA You can
get there and with no traffic, you

631
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:22,880
can get there real quick from like
Hollywood or from Los Angeles to it's probably

632
00:44:23,039 --> 00:44:27,960
the equivalent of I'll tell you how
many miles it is from where I am

633
00:44:28,039 --> 00:44:30,559
on the West side. Almost it's
thirty miles from where I am, so

634
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:37,719
probably forty miles from how It's probably
the equivalent of I mean, how to

635
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,639
know what to put in terms of
with traffic is ninety minutes away from me,

636
00:44:43,119 --> 00:44:46,280
but it's with no traffic half away, and it's just long enough that

637
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:51,920
it feels well. One, you
can clearly tell that you're in rich white

638
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,480
people place. Yeah, yeah,
it's where Disneyland is too, and all

639
00:44:54,519 --> 00:45:00,199
that stuff, rich white people place, and you feel you don't feel like

640
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:05,159
here's what I'll say, you don't
feel like you're in Los Angeles. You

641
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,159
also don't feel like there should be
an you're halfway to San Diego. It's

642
00:45:08,159 --> 00:45:12,079
halfway to San Diego. That's what
you feel like you are there just doesn't

643
00:45:12,119 --> 00:45:16,960
need to be a baseball team between
San Diego and LA. It's a strange

644
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,840
place for a team because I'm like, you're just as close to San Diego

645
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,119
as you are LA. Why are
you claim in LA? And then I

646
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,239
mean, they tried to get away
with calling themselves the La Angels for a

647
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,840
while the La Angels of Anaheim,
which is just the biggest dumbest marketing thing

648
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,599
I've ever heard. Remember that the
La Angels, I now California Angels.

649
00:45:34,639 --> 00:45:37,119
That was a good brand. They
should have stuck with that, California Angels

650
00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:40,199
that they should have stuck with that. It was what something to do with

651
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,760
the stadium rights or something, right, they had to change it getting the

652
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,920
deal from the city. They had
to change the name, I think or

653
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:50,559
something. Yeah, they're just not
They're not. They got to the two

654
00:45:50,599 --> 00:45:52,760
of the best players ever to play
the game, and that people just don't

655
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:59,719
come see the Angels. It's it's
kind of depressing, and it's a very

656
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,000
have you been in stadium? No? Never been? I want to.

657
00:46:04,039 --> 00:46:09,559
It's very um. It feels like
you're a Pepsi commercial or something. Doesn't

658
00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:13,480
feel like a baseball stadium. Feels
like an amusement park. A lot of

659
00:46:13,519 --> 00:46:17,760
ads like add things and stuff is
everything. Yeah, it's just Google.

660
00:46:19,159 --> 00:46:22,760
It's goofy. It's like a giant
baseball hat you walk under when you get

661
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:27,360
there. It's like it's just kind
of goofy. It's a very universal,

662
00:46:27,599 --> 00:46:30,800
kind of family friendly kind of thing, probably because it's Disney's right there.

663
00:46:30,199 --> 00:46:35,320
Yeah, maybe it just doesn't feel
like a ballpark like San Diego, Peco

664
00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:37,639
Peco Field or Petco Park, whatever
they call it. That's a beautiful guy,

665
00:46:37,679 --> 00:46:43,000
Damn Basemis down there tonight. San
Francisco's is beautiful. You know.

666
00:46:43,039 --> 00:46:46,639
I was love love Wriggley. Uh, but that that one feels kind of

667
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:52,360
doesn't feel like I really wanted to
go. But I will be visiting Chicago

668
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:59,039
and Champagne for a film, Champist. Bro We're gonna go. We're gonna

669
00:46:59,039 --> 00:47:00,880
try to go to Wrigley to see. Uh. Watched the cups way the

670
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:07,559
Dodgers out there, Dodgers this weekend
after by the respector brod these cups hat

671
00:47:07,679 --> 00:47:12,239
here. Uh we just butt fuck
the Dodgers. I was texting people on

672
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,480
texts, ever was talking shit.
I was like, all right, you

673
00:47:14,559 --> 00:47:17,559
know I got that classic joke that
I always do where I go. Uh,

674
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,719
And I've been doing this fun for
a fucking average and sometimes you do

675
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,800
it too. But I'll I'll be
like, hey, what was the score

676
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,199
of the Dodgers game? I don't
have the internet? Yeah, yeah,

677
00:47:28,559 --> 00:47:35,119
you stole my bit, you asshole. You've done it, you started doing

678
00:47:35,159 --> 00:47:37,360
it, you go, that's a
classic gag. I think I'm gonna store

679
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,800
of that needle arsenal. I didn't
even know you had an arsenal, But

680
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:45,199
you know what, kid, go
ahead. It's the best, though.

681
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:46,960
It is the best when people fall
for It's the funnest thing to do.

682
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:52,519
Oh dude, I use that fucking
bit all the time, especially people you

683
00:47:52,679 --> 00:47:55,320
know aren't watching the game and don't
know what the score. That's it's I

684
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,920
mean, that's when it works the
best. Somebody that you know has no

685
00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:01,000
chance, but they care about the
score, but they like they they had

686
00:48:01,039 --> 00:48:04,800
something going on that day or something, and then you get him to look

687
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,239
it up and it's like their team
lost by thirty or something. It's wonderful.

688
00:48:09,159 --> 00:48:12,719
Johnny, are you gonna have said? Is it the same? Did

689
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,840
you rent the same girl for the
Chicago trip? No? I didn't think

690
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,719
that was cost efficient because you didn't. You gotta pay for travel expenses.

691
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,159
No, So I'm going with a
local, a local broad Yeah, and

692
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:27,320
you know what, she'll know the
town better shaw Shaw. That's it.

693
00:48:27,559 --> 00:48:29,400
Yeah, that's what I was saying. You get all the benefits of the

694
00:48:29,559 --> 00:48:32,159
local knowledge. Girlfriend experienced that kind
of thing. So no, no,

695
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:39,039
no, no, I'm definitely going
local support local peak. Speaking of doing

696
00:48:39,119 --> 00:48:45,360
that gag, I'm out there.
I'm hanging out with Tianna. Shout out

697
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,559
to Sarah Tiana, friend of the
show, beautiful, beautiful son. So

698
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,719
talented. This kid can hit a
golf ball, he can hit a baseball.

699
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:57,840
He's oh is he? I think
he will? He's thirty one and

700
00:48:58,199 --> 00:49:00,719
no, I'm kidny. He's like
three kids three. He was working.

701
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,199
I maybe he does a bat flip
whenever he hits the ball, and then

702
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,000
he fucking while he's running on the
basis and doing this with his finger.

703
00:49:08,119 --> 00:49:13,159
That's it's hilarious. Bat flip bam, it's just a groundball, but flips

704
00:49:13,199 --> 00:49:15,679
the bat. He just any rounds
of basses like sevent eight times, you

705
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,320
know. Um, So we're fucking
kicking in the hot time. I'm talking

706
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:27,320
to a guy, Chris and Chris
Brockman serious husband, whatever is because Chris

707
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,199
Brockman from the Richison Show, He's
been on this show before. But she's,

708
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,719
you know, contextually, um so
you knows a lot about sports.

709
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,599
Of course, been talking about sports
and we're talking about this. He knows

710
00:49:36,639 --> 00:49:40,639
Andrew Sylvianos which having the same chats
we have. He go ahead, bad,

711
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:46,000
by the way, about my Clippers, buddy, playoffs are register Give

712
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:51,199
me the Clippers that are about to
get fucking uh swept. Guys don't even

713
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:55,039
have Paul George Clipps. Clippers are
way overwhelmed one hundred and I go,

714
00:49:55,199 --> 00:49:58,360
come on, man, it's first
of all, we're in the hot.

715
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:04,239
Tip to that you're coming in too
hot in the hot you know what I

716
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,199
mean. You got to come in
chill in a hot time otherwise it gets

717
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,480
fucking too hot. And my fucking
faint, you know, my blood tips

718
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,960
some fucking well. Red State's about
to come out angle. You know,

719
00:50:14,159 --> 00:50:16,559
we don't got to use the S
word around the kid, you know what

720
00:50:16,559 --> 00:50:20,960
I mean, own't say swept.
Don't say the S word around the kid.

721
00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:24,480
You know, kids around I go, I'm telling you, this team

722
00:50:24,599 --> 00:50:29,280
is built for a playoff run.
I'm not saying the Clippers are gonna win

723
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,760
this. They're gonna make it much
more competitive than people think. And then

724
00:50:32,199 --> 00:50:37,199
I wouldn't count the Clippers out.
He goes maybe and maybe if you had

725
00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:42,360
George back. But my sources are
saying he's out for the fucking whole series,

726
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,960
which it looks like he is out
for the whole series. Fine,

727
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:53,280
uh when in that fucking uh the
desert and butt fucked them Clippers steel Game

728
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:59,039
one on the road and now it's
any now any and it fucking and so

729
00:50:59,199 --> 00:51:01,960
we're recording this is it Monday?
Now? Game Tues tomorrow? Yes?

730
00:51:02,119 --> 00:51:06,320
Yes, yes, Game two Tuesday. If when this comes out, if

731
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:10,639
the Clippers are up to nothing,
Johnny, will you suck my dad?

732
00:51:13,599 --> 00:51:15,960
Well? I mean I hate to
tie it to an event like that.

733
00:51:16,079 --> 00:51:21,559
Why don't we just say if they
win or they lose, just so keep

734
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:25,880
our options open there. So I
hate to just narrow it down because you

735
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,280
know, then there's a chance that
I don't get to and I don't know

736
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,039
what kind of mug is that?
What is that on that mug? What

737
00:51:30,199 --> 00:51:38,199
is that? A? Is a? Okay? You know what do you

738
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:42,679
think? Okay? So we had
a little discussion in the text threat about

739
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,599
this Russell Westbrook right comes through with
some big defensive plays at the end,

740
00:51:46,079 --> 00:51:51,159
rebounds and stuff. But he's three
of nineteen plus or minus, he's minus

741
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,400
six. You know, he didn't
contribute to winning overall. If you if

742
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,840
you, you know, and plus
or minus is a flawed stat in some

743
00:51:55,960 --> 00:52:00,480
ways. But it's hard to depend
now what he is is like because he

744
00:52:00,519 --> 00:52:04,880
can give you some some game breaking
plays in the clutch. But you know

745
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,920
who he reminds me stop jacking the
ball up, man, I tell you

746
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,880
who he reminds me of. Now, let's let's take away the shooting,

747
00:52:13,159 --> 00:52:15,519
you know, because I think he
has. Yeah, I mean that's the

748
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:16,920
most thing. But he is a
he's a you know, a guard.

749
00:52:17,039 --> 00:52:21,880
He needs to be able to shoot. You're right, But but let's say

750
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:27,559
let's say with George back in the
lineup, there goes fucking twelfth shots that

751
00:52:27,639 --> 00:52:30,679
he takes away from him. I
think he pulled the trier a little a

752
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:35,400
little more because he's probably maybe had
the role or felt the pressure. You

753
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,360
say that, like he doesn't have
a track record of jacking up shots his

754
00:52:37,519 --> 00:52:42,639
entire career. But hang on,
I hear you I'm saying, take away

755
00:52:42,679 --> 00:52:47,360
the shooting. Here's what he does
for that team. He does everything that

756
00:52:47,519 --> 00:52:52,400
Dennis Rodman did for the Bulls when
it was Jordan and Pippo. Yeah,

757
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:58,199
if he could just stop. He's
an annoying defensive player. He does all

758
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,800
the dirty work. He gets you
your second and third shots. He plays

759
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:10,639
good defense, He makes smart plays
without the ball, and he doesn't know

760
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:15,960
his offensive identity sometimes when the ball
is in his hand. I would I

761
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:21,760
would like to see him take less
shumps, smarter shots, and do everything

762
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,079
else exactly like he's dealing. And
maybe when George comes back, he but

763
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:31,000
you know those nights where he's fucking
you know, fourteen for seventeen, everybody's

764
00:53:31,039 --> 00:53:35,519
like this, he's back. Yeah, I mean, this guy shoots threes

765
00:53:35,559 --> 00:53:39,599
and he's panomizes inconsistent. He's had
more seasons in the last decade over his

766
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:44,400
career, I think in the twenties
from three twenty percent from three, then

767
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:50,440
in the thirties, and yeah,
he still wants to shoot how many three

768
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:53,199
and four three pointers a game?
He averaged four to three pointers a game

769
00:53:53,199 --> 00:53:59,679
for the Lakers attempts, of course, while shooting twenty nine percent from three.

770
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,079
If he could just if he just
stopped doing that, I mean,

771
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,239
it would be so much more valuable. That's why that's why he gets passed

772
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,440
around. I mean, you know, the bad contract of course, but

773
00:54:09,559 --> 00:54:15,639
also that he just doesn't that that
keeps him from contributing to winning as much

774
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,920
because he can't if he could just
focus on the Robin stuff, which that

775
00:54:19,039 --> 00:54:21,639
was Robin's great strength too, knowing
what he was and why he was not.

776
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:27,559
You know, yeah, if you
take away the shooting, I think

777
00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:30,440
he plays a role. And that's
why so many people were like they get

778
00:54:30,519 --> 00:54:34,480
up in the morning and they took
they see, you know, three for

779
00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:37,960
seventeen or whatever, which is terrible, but and you see him in then

780
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,159
they go, hey, you know, he had a really great game and

781
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:44,400
did a lot of Fatino. How
the fuck did he mean when you watched

782
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,119
that game? I mean I watched
every I missed the first three minutes in

783
00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:51,800
that game, h man. He
I mean everything that he did, especially

784
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,920
in the fun stretches there, solidified
him that win. Yeah, including trying

785
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,639
to beat that guy up and after
the game or whatever, what did was

786
00:54:59,639 --> 00:55:06,559
that? He's yeah, I saw
that. Let me see, I have

787
00:55:06,639 --> 00:55:08,639
no idea. I don't know.
It looked like he was like in the

788
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:15,079
locker room or most pre locker room. Okay, So it turns out the

789
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,920
fan who Russell Westbrook sought out and
went into an area that he wasn't allowed

790
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:24,039
to was because the fan called him
west Brick. All those people talking about

791
00:55:24,079 --> 00:55:30,119
security last night over a player upset
because someone called him west Brick. That's

792
00:55:30,159 --> 00:55:35,880
what they're saying. When I was
he a heat guy or was he a

793
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,199
fucking I mean not keep a fucking
sons guy? Okay, here it is

794
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:42,559
right here on Twitter. Fan duels
Eddie Gonzalez said he was near the interaction

795
00:55:42,599 --> 00:55:45,239
and claims the fan called Westbrook west
Brick. The nickname is a reference to

796
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:51,199
Westbrook's shooting percentage, as the guard
shot forty three from the field on the

797
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,599
season. During Game one, Westbrook
produced three for nineteen shooting line, which

798
00:55:54,599 --> 00:55:59,840
we talked about, which led to
questions about his ability to make shots against

799
00:56:00,039 --> 00:56:02,159
top teams. He can't shoot against
top teams. It's a question. Uh

800
00:56:04,039 --> 00:56:06,880
anyway, that's funny. Yeah,
three for nineteen. Did I say three

801
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,639
for sixteen? Yeah, three for
nineteen. I thought it was three for

802
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:15,519
seventeen. No, three for nineteen. So somebody called him Westbrook. Oh

803
00:56:15,559 --> 00:56:19,559
here it is right, here's the
video, holl I saw the video,

804
00:56:19,639 --> 00:56:22,039
but it did starts when he's just
going nuts, It doesn't. Yeah,

805
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:25,639
somebody called him Westbrook and then he
went into the suits or something it loss

806
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,599
like and came after this guy.
But for the benefit of the people at

807
00:56:29,639 --> 00:56:34,079
home, I'll just queue this up
here real quick. Here you go.

808
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:38,960
Well, that's not it. That's
baseball. That's James get a porn.

809
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:43,239
No, it's the baseball scores.
Where the fuck did the thing go?

810
00:56:45,039 --> 00:56:57,199
Hold on? Just a second shot
shore vamping vamping? All right, there

811
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:17,400
we go here. It is about
the guys looking at the security was right

812
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:22,639
there, and you know what,
the truth being told, west Westbrook.

813
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:27,079
West west Brook is lucky that scary
was right there because if he had done

814
00:57:27,119 --> 00:57:29,440
something stupid and then they, oh, he wouldn't be playing in the playoffs.

815
00:57:29,519 --> 00:57:31,559
Yeah, I mean, and he's
a guy like that. Well he

816
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,920
is very robbing mines in a lot
of ways. Oh yeah, I mean,

817
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,360
I like him. I do like
him. I just I wouldn't want

818
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,920
him on my team. You know, I got no problem with him.

819
00:57:44,079 --> 00:57:47,719
I wouldn't want him on my team. I mean I'm glad they got him.

820
00:57:50,079 --> 00:57:51,760
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I mean good for them.

821
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,559
I like why I much rather watch
him on somebody else's team than mine,

822
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:59,800
is my point. I guess why
because you don't want to hoop well that,

823
00:58:00,199 --> 00:58:01,719
But also I just don't think he
contributes to winning. You know,

824
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,800
he does those things, he does
the things that people notice, you know,

825
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,719
like like makes the start, the
shiny plays at the end, and

826
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:14,159
gets a lot of rebounds. But
when you look at the overall expect I

827
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:15,599
mean, at this point in his
career, obviously he used to be different.

828
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,960
Although I mean, you gotta say, dude, there were years there

829
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,840
where he was probably not contributing to
winning as much as he could because he

830
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:28,599
was chasing triple doubles all the time. But yeah, I don't know.

831
00:58:28,639 --> 00:58:31,039
At this point, I just don't
think he I don't think he contributes to

832
00:58:31,079 --> 00:58:34,440
winning that much for what you're gonna
have to pay for it to get him,

833
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:38,920
you know what I mean? Yeah, Yeah, for sure, you

834
00:58:39,639 --> 00:58:43,960
guys are definitely going to a top
skimmingson. Yeah, I don't know which

835
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,079
one. I'm gonna try to get
us some tickets, so shouldn't should be

836
00:58:47,159 --> 00:58:52,039
expensive, I'm sure, but all
the Dodgers bro on a weekend now that

837
00:58:52,159 --> 00:58:55,000
the weather is getting nice. Although
the whole series is now in the week

838
00:58:55,039 --> 00:58:58,440
I think it starts on Thursday.
We might try to go on like Thursday.

839
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,320
That'll be the cheapest one. I
think probably that Thursday night. But

840
00:59:01,559 --> 00:59:07,159
Thursdays three five hundred dollar bill knight
for the first ten thousand people. So

841
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,400
I don't know. That's Matt dude. Have you ever been to Dodger Stadium

842
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:15,800
on those bobblehead nights and there are
these people that go around and will like

843
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,320
steal them from you. I've seen
people get him stolen. Some guy try

844
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:20,000
to steal one. He was like
looking at it, He's like, I'm

845
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,079
gonna steal it. What do you
say to me? He's like, you

846
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:27,000
better hope the boys. People will
often to buy him from you because you

847
00:59:27,039 --> 00:59:30,239
can go on. I've done this. I've paid for tickets to Dodger Stadium

848
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,719
by selling the bubbleheads after the game
on eBay. They're worth a lot of

849
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:37,480
money, the bubbleheads and people.
There are these kids there, these roaming

850
00:59:37,599 --> 00:59:42,760
gangs of kids that just go around
and grab them. Statue gangs of children

851
00:59:43,239 --> 00:59:49,480
of all races. It really is
I'm telling you they get together. I've

852
00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:55,000
seen it. It's like a pack
of four or five different ethnicities of eight

853
00:59:55,079 --> 00:59:58,840
year olds. And if you want
to comment me for the eight year old,

854
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,679
comment the ten year old. Yeah, yeah, I'm calling you out.

855
01:00:01,719 --> 01:00:05,719
Ten year olds. I would say, like eight to fourteen year old

856
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:12,599
white kids from all boys and girls, their parents. I see a bunch

857
01:00:12,599 --> 01:00:15,320
of private school educated kids. They're
actually just a bunch of them. Parents

858
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:22,039
wouldn't go there and drinking the fucking
stands and let their kids all play together.

859
01:00:22,079 --> 01:00:23,519
And they go, where are you
gonna go? Run around? Yeah?

860
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:28,119
Have you ever been to like India
and you see people walking around and

861
01:00:28,159 --> 01:00:34,360
they go, I got these new
sunglasses and fucking fifty fucking hyenas or monkeys

862
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,320
come raising that. They steal their
hat, they steal their food, and

863
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,079
they're just and then they run into
the jungle with them. That's what kids

864
01:00:40,119 --> 01:00:45,519
are. That's what it's like.
Yeah, yeah, and hi hire you

865
01:00:45,599 --> 01:00:49,840
go up the worst it gets,
you know, closer to the field level,

866
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,440
you're you're safe, you know their
security. There's not a lot of

867
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:58,639
crazy people like the sunshine. Once
you get in the shade, you get

868
01:00:58,719 --> 01:01:04,199
up to those shady seats and then
but hide your purse, hid your fucking

869
01:01:04,239 --> 01:01:07,159
wallet, hide your cell phone,
hid your bibble heads. One time I

870
01:01:07,239 --> 01:01:12,360
went to the Packers. Every year
used to play a game at Milwaukee Stadium

871
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,239
nine. Yeah I remember that.
Yeah, every year was a long time

872
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:21,079
ago, right, Yeah, it
was in the thirties. Um, but

873
01:01:21,519 --> 01:01:22,719
it was in the nineties though.
Was when when they ended it and I

874
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:28,280
went to the last one because it
was Knackers Falcons. Yeah, and I

875
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,199
didn't care. I didn't know.
It was a big to do, decide

876
01:01:30,239 --> 01:01:37,159
the Falcons are in town, you
know. And somebody when I came out,

877
01:01:37,239 --> 01:01:42,639
somebody bought my program for two hundred
dollars. Really yeah, I go,

878
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,239
fuck yeah, problem, I go, fuck yeah, give me two

879
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:51,400
one hundred dollar bills. I go, fuck yeah. I was probably gonna

880
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,320
throw it in the fucking trash.
I was gonna use it, you know,

881
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:59,480
maybe create some characters in Madden,
uh that were on the because I

882
01:01:59,559 --> 01:02:02,599
had the whole lineup and ship,
but ship that had to be ninety three

883
01:02:04,239 --> 01:02:07,519
ninety four somewhere right around there.
It was kind of like a year or

884
01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:12,559
two before I moved out Lane.
Um. But yeah, I go,

885
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,639
I here you go, bro.
I almost said I was gonna throw if

886
01:02:15,679 --> 01:02:17,000
you followed me to the car,
I was gonna throw it in the fucking

887
01:02:17,079 --> 01:02:21,679
trash. But and I didn't.
It didn't dawn on me. It was

888
01:02:21,719 --> 01:02:25,960
like the last one ever, and
Far oh it was okay. It was

889
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,280
a lot. They haven't done it
since that game, I believe, And

890
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,440
let's say we start. No,
I think if they're done, um,

891
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:36,400
but I think the Falcon's one was
the last one ever. And dude bought

892
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,880
my ship. I fuck yeah.
And Far won the game by a diving

893
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:44,679
into the corner. It's a very
famous NFL films touchdown because it was snowing

894
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,880
and he kind of dove into the
corner and hit the pilon to win the

895
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:51,159
game. I loved watching him play. It's a shame he's such a dickhead

896
01:02:51,239 --> 01:02:57,039
in real life now, but I
loved watching that guy play. I'm sure

897
01:02:57,079 --> 01:03:00,639
he's always been a dickhead. Yeah, but I mean didn't have the proof.

898
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:06,760
I mean, we didn't know that
he was gonna organize and orchestrate government

899
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,840
schemes to steal money from fucking poor
people to fund volleyball stadiums or whatever he

900
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:15,119
was doing down in Mississippi. I
mean that yeah, leg sorry, he's

901
01:03:15,199 --> 01:03:21,599
lititial. Cosby's a fucking asshole.
Fire is just a dumb fuck. Yeah,

902
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,360
I guess I don't. I mean, I mean the stuff with his

903
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:27,119
dick too. It's just like,
what about Cosby soda? What about like

904
01:03:27,159 --> 01:03:29,280
a like we do with a joke
about it, you know what I mean,

905
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:34,639
Cosby soda, Cosby juice, Cosby
juice. I think plenty of women

906
01:03:34,679 --> 01:03:38,960
already had some Cosby juice. Yeah, but it could be like wine for

907
01:03:39,159 --> 01:03:44,079
her, and it's how you sell. It's a wine for her, you

908
01:03:44,119 --> 01:03:47,000
know what I mean, And then
guys will buy because I want to give

909
01:03:47,039 --> 01:03:50,840
them, you know, some Cosby
juice because it's for her. It's a

910
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:55,960
nighttime sleep aid. That's fucking now. We're talking now, we're talking like

911
01:03:57,119 --> 01:04:00,679
a like a night quill or like
a fucking what's that one everybody takes.

912
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:06,039
It's a fucking like supplement. Oh
melotonin? Right, yeah, yeah,

913
01:04:06,119 --> 01:04:12,760
yeah, Cosby melatonin. That's good. Boom. Another idea. Anybody that's

914
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:16,639
been hearing these ideas, take them
and run with them, you know,

915
01:04:18,199 --> 01:04:20,840
let let it fay. Oh Johnny, I want to talk about the fucking

916
01:04:21,039 --> 01:04:26,920
um. I was running this Patreon
idea about you, and by the way,

917
01:04:27,039 --> 01:04:29,599
thank you to our new patrons and
scars. We don't know what's going

918
01:04:29,679 --> 01:04:32,360
on, but we'll take it.
But here's what I want to do,

919
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:36,559
john because now golf is season is
here, and I got this new app

920
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:42,480
with the shot tracker on it,
right, and I'm playing in the same

921
01:04:42,559 --> 01:04:45,679
course, you know, a couple
of times a week. So I'm gonna

922
01:04:45,719 --> 01:04:47,400
play eighteen holes, but not on
the same day. I'm gonna play one

923
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,679
hole at the day and I'm gonna
shoot the hole and the I'm gonna keep

924
01:04:51,719 --> 01:04:57,320
that score. And then so after
eighteen rounds, I would have played all

925
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,920
eighteen and we'll see how I progress
if I get back. But I was

926
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,039
telling Johnny, those first few holes
are gonna be pretty pretty nice day.

927
01:05:04,159 --> 01:05:09,000
Everything's feeling good. There's me sometimes
I got maybe a later tea time.

928
01:05:09,599 --> 01:05:14,039
Whole seventeen Daddy might not be on
the fucking sober wagon very much. Yeah,

929
01:05:15,639 --> 01:05:18,840
that's a five o'clock, fucking you
know, five thirty and I'm rolling

930
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:23,599
around seventeen. I gotta record that
one. We don't know what state it

931
01:05:23,639 --> 01:05:28,960
albeit, um, And then once
we get through eighteen holes one you would

932
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:32,719
have seen this whole course and two
we uh, I could just go hold

933
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,559
a hold a hold of hole.
I was just gonna record a bunch of

934
01:05:34,599 --> 01:05:36,760
holes like, oh, I should
just do them one at the time with

935
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:42,360
the shot tracker, because that's all
I see on the fucking You know what

936
01:05:42,519 --> 01:05:45,400
your feed gets fun to the fucking
Chinese? Know what your feet is on

937
01:05:45,519 --> 01:05:48,519
the back side of the moon?
Oh, you guys the same. I

938
01:05:48,599 --> 01:05:53,360
get the same fucking hot chicks,
and I get the same fucking golf videos.

939
01:05:53,559 --> 01:05:56,440
The ones that kill me are the
people that are mowing each other down

940
01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:00,679
with the golf cards. Man,
It's never not funny. I love all

941
01:06:00,679 --> 01:06:05,679
of that stuff. It's just the
more, the more violent, the better

942
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:09,599
too, Like people getting whacked in
the head by golf balls and stuff.

943
01:06:11,119 --> 01:06:15,719
It's more. It's it's it's it's
kind of like back in the day we

944
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,320
used to steal each other's phones.
I mean, he's like, text or

945
01:06:17,519 --> 01:06:20,599
tweet out there. You love black
Dad. I love fucking nice, big

946
01:06:20,639 --> 01:06:25,000
old you know fucking inuity. It
still doesn't trust me. He still thinks

947
01:06:25,639 --> 01:06:29,239
he was Like the other day he
wanted me to delete to reset his computer,

948
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:30,559
and I was like, yeah,
sure, just unlock it and leave

949
01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:33,679
it here, and he's like,
I'm not doing that. I'm like,

950
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:38,039
okay, what am I gonna do? Am I gonna be black cock bomb

951
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:43,599
you again? But that the thing
if you ever got if you ever got

952
01:06:43,719 --> 01:06:47,559
me, then you're in. You're
like, you're okay, you can't have

953
01:06:47,639 --> 01:06:54,000
a lock on your phone and you're
in. So by getting my phone and

954
01:06:54,079 --> 01:06:58,000
doing that, you're announcing okay,
I am now in here. You can

955
01:06:58,039 --> 01:07:00,920
see I don't have a lock on
my phone, so you know, bombs

956
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,320
away. That's what I said,
bombs away. The golf cart game is

957
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:08,039
very similar to that. You mow
me down with a golf cart. Yeah,

958
01:07:08,079 --> 01:07:11,320
it's gonna scare me, probably won't
hurt me. Yeah, everybody's having

959
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,320
a good laughing. I get we're
having a laugh at me, So I'm

960
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:18,800
having a laugh too. But I'm
in now and I'm gonna fucking mow you

961
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:24,559
down. And I'm gonna wait a
month or two and I'm gonna knock you

962
01:07:24,599 --> 01:07:27,079
into a fucking creek or some ship, you know what I mean. I'm

963
01:07:27,119 --> 01:07:29,960
gonna wait till your peing, when
you're dicks in your hand and you're like,

964
01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:33,400
come steaming down a hill in a
golf cart. I mean, So

965
01:07:33,559 --> 01:07:36,599
it's kind of the same way like
by dupe by fuck if you mow me

966
01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:43,119
down, which I'm all in for, I'm in and I'm mowing you down,

967
01:07:43,519 --> 01:07:48,119
but in a much better way that
sounds dangerous. You'm not gonna try

968
01:07:48,119 --> 01:07:56,199
to kill somebody, but I already
mowed down two people. I've already mowed

969
01:07:56,199 --> 01:07:59,079
down to people. And then now
when I'm playing golf with them, I'll

970
01:07:59,079 --> 01:08:01,639
send him a picture of all of
us together something, but I'll x out

971
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:05,119
one of the guy's eyes and it
will just say dead above them, you

972
01:08:05,159 --> 01:08:09,719
know what I mean, Like a
serial killer photograph, Like red exes in

973
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,159
their eyes. That's what's in your
journal, your little journal here. No,

974
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,079
And then I sent him to like
once they confirmed we gotta ports him

975
01:08:15,119 --> 01:08:17,319
something that I sent him a picture
with one of them with the exes in

976
01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:27,359
your eyes, the one guy that
I haven't mowed down yet. Um,

977
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:29,960
what else is going on? You
can't figure out if it better to be

978
01:08:30,119 --> 01:08:34,199
in the cart with me or in
the other cart. Let him know what

979
01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:38,079
you want safer, because I got
one dude when he was riding with me,

980
01:08:38,119 --> 01:08:44,279
and I got another dude ship when
he was set I saw it with

981
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:48,520
you in Los Angeles. No you
didn't. Yeah, me and you and

982
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:54,479
Angelo and it was good right.
Hey, By the way, I apologize

983
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,680
for being laid there and we go
guarded. You weren't late. I was

984
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,760
almost lady though, you know,
so I'm sorry. I was, well,

985
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,079
those fucks. Your ticket was free, exact, a free ticket,

986
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:08,960
and then those fucks thought their tickets
were free and never paid me. I

987
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,479
thought I saw you guys talking about
that when we were walking. Well,

988
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,479
no, but I was just con
I was just trying to get out of

989
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,920
there. I didn't understand what he
said until later and I realized he was

990
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,520
thanking me for the ticket, and
I was like, you fox, I

991
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:24,439
wasn't paying for your tickets. Who
Garnet was Yeah, yeah, Garnet and

992
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:28,760
then Angelo, both of them.
We got a big apology coming down the

993
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:30,560
pipe here. Hey, if you
ever catching me back there, maybe I

994
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:33,680
would Apple pay you there. You
know we call it, we call it.

995
01:09:34,199 --> 01:09:38,840
We don't call it Apple pay up
here because you know you can't grow

996
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:43,880
apples up here. Maple pay right, yeah, maple yeah, maple.

997
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:48,760
Sorry, it's called maple. Sorry, it's so stupid. Hey, bro,

998
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:53,000
you know you're one. You're not
late. So do you know what

999
01:09:53,039 --> 01:09:56,840
apologize for being like too? You're
in America right now, and you're in

1000
01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:01,520
Los Angeles and were able to apologize
for shit in America. You understand because

1001
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:08,560
I do, and I'm very sorry
about that. I liked it, John

1002
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:12,479
Wick. It was a little long. They're always long. Yeah. Yeah,

1003
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:15,119
look at this dude. I just
wanted to show you this video I

1004
01:10:15,159 --> 01:10:18,079
saw the other day of this guy. So he's in one of these,

1005
01:10:18,319 --> 01:10:25,319
uh like David Busters kind of places
and he's shooting basketball and just look at

1006
01:10:25,359 --> 01:10:36,399
this dude. Can you see this? He's just throwing it at the neck.

1007
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:45,000
He can't. What is he doing? I got can He's got to

1008
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,680
be like international sports, he's got
It's hard to tell from behind, but

1009
01:10:48,239 --> 01:10:56,520
he might be a little like uh
three red right, yeah, little look

1010
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:00,159
he's just still going on. Turnaround. Oh man, they didn't show um

1011
01:11:00,319 --> 01:11:04,359
turnaround. This guy basketball at the
net and like one of the Pappa shots,

1012
01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:11,760
not even no arc, just like
straight really got his hustle on.

1013
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:18,000
Was it a hack? No,
because he's not getting any more. Oh

1014
01:11:19,119 --> 01:11:26,399
oh you know what it might be? It is? Yeah, the score

1015
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:30,960
is going up. No, you're
right, you said this guy was special.

1016
01:11:31,279 --> 01:11:35,359
He's a genius, and I take
it all back, market fucking stupid

1017
01:11:35,399 --> 01:11:39,920
ass. Take it all back.
First of all, the eight to ten

1018
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:44,680
year old children of all races are
gonna come at me for calling them hyen

1019
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,600
as a Dodger stadium. And now
you have the non special special people.

1020
01:11:49,159 --> 01:11:53,119
Life hacker is coming at us.
Listen to this guy says, uh,

1021
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:57,119
listen to these comments. I know
it shows the score that you're gaining points,

1022
01:11:57,199 --> 01:11:59,720
but you're not actually making any shots, dude. And then this guy

1023
01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:08,600
Plase sir, this is a chucky
cheese, not the NBA, Johnny.

1024
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:11,880
They're gonna come at us hard with
how many people we've offended in this podcast.

1025
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:16,119
This is basically like Mencia and Chris
Daliah doing a podcast together, me

1026
01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:28,319
and you. Let's call this episode
Mendalia Mendaliah. Okay, because I already

1027
01:12:28,319 --> 01:12:30,680
forgot the other one. I forgot
to write it down, something about the

1028
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,239
nineteenth Tall is your Mouth? Right? Oh yeah, nineteen tolds your mouth

1029
01:12:33,359 --> 01:12:41,159
or Mendala nine Holding in your mouth
is a is a good album title?

1030
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:50,760
A little wordy um? What else
you got? Great merch uh and Mendaliah

1031
01:12:53,119 --> 01:12:57,600
Uh. I think I'm just writing
that fucking shit down. H didn't uh

1032
01:12:58,119 --> 01:13:00,920
my only okay, here's my only
knock. And this isn't a spoiler alert

1033
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:04,640
and not my regular jokes, but
this is true about John Wick. Everybody

1034
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,920
says, hey, you gotta stick
around credits. They're gonna show you a

1035
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:12,439
little sucking something something about a special
little surprise after the current. That's one

1036
01:13:12,479 --> 01:13:16,520
of those fucking things. Okay,
cool, sure now john Wick. Uh

1037
01:13:17,159 --> 01:13:19,760
oh, I was killing in the
theater with this, Johnny, because remember

1038
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:23,960
me, I was sitting next to
you. Everybody, it's a three hour

1039
01:13:24,159 --> 01:13:29,000
fucking movie, two hours and fifty
minutes or something. The credits. They

1040
01:13:29,039 --> 01:13:31,439
don't go show you like a minute
of credits. And then here it comes

1041
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:38,279
a little special fucking extra scene.
It's twenty two minutes of credits. They

1042
01:13:38,359 --> 01:13:43,800
wait, you have to wait for
the guy who designed the fucking vanity card

1043
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,279
at the beginning to get his credit. Like, I mean, that's how

1044
01:13:45,359 --> 01:13:50,600
far down we go. Don't make
me watch a three hour fucking movie and

1045
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:56,319
then make me watch twenty minutes of
credits. Just just show me a fucking

1046
01:13:56,439 --> 01:14:00,479
two second fucking thing. And everybody
next, So everybody's gonna waiting. And

1047
01:14:01,039 --> 01:14:04,399
it got to the point where everybody's
kind of like standing up and in the

1048
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:13,119
theater with our arms folded, waiting, leaning toward the fuck and somebody goes,

1049
01:14:13,199 --> 01:14:15,159
and I go, who I got? This actually would be a lot

1050
01:14:15,239 --> 01:14:19,720
shorter if they only just listed all
the people in the world that didn't work

1051
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:25,399
on them anyway, I go,
it would just be basically all of us

1052
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:30,279
in the theater, everybody in this
room are the only people that didn't work

1053
01:14:30,319 --> 01:14:34,359
on this fucking movie. I was
killing with those bits. And then then

1054
01:14:35,079 --> 01:14:39,720
who gives a fuck? Yeah,
don't don't sit around and watch that ship?

1055
01:14:40,319 --> 01:14:43,640
Go home, google it, watch
it on them your shit. It

1056
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,560
doesn't even matter. But I was
so pissed I wanted to get out of

1057
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:48,439
there. Three hour movie, like, well, I gotta stick around and

1058
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:54,319
watch eight seconds? Who gives us? Ship? Uh? Other than that,

1059
01:14:54,399 --> 01:14:56,640
I loved it. It was an
incredible movie, but I wish I

1060
01:14:56,680 --> 01:15:00,319
did really stick She's like a singer
Asian, the Asian chick the place.

1061
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,840
What's his name's daughter is uh.
She's like a big ass singer in Europe

1062
01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:08,640
in the UK, and she's uh, she's uh, what you should say,

1063
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:11,680
like not bisexual, but what one
step up from that she's not just

1064
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:15,399
interested in buy but the all the
sexuals, all the genders. What's that

1065
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:19,039
called polyamorous? No, that's not
polyer what's that? What's the fucking name

1066
01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:25,159
for that? Anyway, she's like
bisexual plus plus a little bit. Okay,

1067
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:30,760
all about it? I mean whatever, Man, she could kick my

1068
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:36,600
ass. She's cute. Outfighter,
outfighter. I have a Have you seen

1069
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:41,239
the Jordan movie yet? I have
not. I really wanted to go yesterday

1070
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:46,399
and I didn't. I didn't.
Have you seen anything? No? No,

1071
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:53,159
I want maybe seeing that this weekend. Get that little start running joint.

1072
01:15:53,199 --> 01:15:57,119
But that's my next movie I want
to see for a certain Yeah,

1073
01:15:57,159 --> 01:15:59,960
I mean too, me too,
me too. I hear it's fucking really

1074
01:16:00,119 --> 01:16:02,000
good. If you end up in
Chicago, maybe we can check it out

1075
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,640
one night. Hey. One thing
I did want to get from you before

1076
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:10,880
we go here? What is the
best so I've never had the real authentic

1077
01:16:11,119 --> 01:16:15,560
Chicago style pizza. What's the best
place in Chicago to get that? I

1078
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:23,199
mean everybody's gonna everybody's gonna argue that
one. Uh. Where are you gonna

1079
01:16:23,199 --> 01:16:27,720
be when we're in Chicago? We're
gonna be down, uh, you know

1080
01:16:28,079 --> 01:16:32,960
near what's it called Miracle Mile or
whatever. Oh yeah, all right over

1081
01:16:33,039 --> 01:16:35,359
there like by the loop. Oh
yeah, you're gonna be right. Yeah,

1082
01:16:35,399 --> 01:16:38,560
that's great. That's a great walking
round neck of the wods there.

1083
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:43,840
Um. I mean gior Donos everybody
loves. I would put that. I

1084
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:47,199
really like that crust. I would
put that high on the list. It's

1085
01:16:47,239 --> 01:16:50,119
all that deep dish Chicago style ship
though, right, because that's I want

1086
01:16:50,119 --> 01:16:56,920
to I would probably I mean,
where are you're gonna be? I would

1087
01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:00,520
say gier Dinos? Okay, all
right? How is it? How much

1088
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:02,479
deeper is it than that Prince Street
stuff that we had the other day?

1089
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:06,560
Considerably? Really? That's crazy because
that Prince Street thing is real. I

1090
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:10,279
mean that's a thick. That's a
couple, you know, inch and a

1091
01:17:10,319 --> 01:17:15,800
half two inches. We're talking of
depth. I can't imagine a deep Yeah,

1092
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:20,520
google it right now? Is it
hard to eat? Blue Naties?

1093
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:25,279
Is good? You eat it like
a fork until you kind of get it

1094
01:17:25,319 --> 01:17:30,680
down in the cross. It's like
a fucking you're the seat. Look but

1095
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:32,760
is it? Okay? I say, I'm looking at here. It looks

1096
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:39,359
like a bowl made out of bread
with red sauce inside of it. Is

1097
01:17:39,399 --> 01:17:42,800
that right? Or is there cheese
in there somewhere? Oh? Bro,

1098
01:17:43,079 --> 01:17:45,000
Yeah, it's all in there.
Everything's in there. Is there pepperoni in

1099
01:17:45,039 --> 01:17:49,000
there? No? Sure, it's
layers of stuff. But how can you

1100
01:17:50,239 --> 01:17:53,920
look at a picture of the side
that side? I have a picture of

1101
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:58,439
the side of it. Yeah,
how can you? Though? You can't

1102
01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:00,600
take a slice of it? Right? It just all spill out, That's

1103
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:04,439
what I'm wondering. Not really,
Not really, it doesn't spill out.

1104
01:18:05,079 --> 01:18:08,960
You just take a slice butter on
your plate, eat it with a fork,

1105
01:18:10,239 --> 01:18:13,199
and then you'll get it down to
the Okay, somebody's got a slice.

1106
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:17,159
It looks like lasagna almost. It's
just layers and layers and layers of

1107
01:18:17,239 --> 01:18:20,880
a pizza on a pizza and then
pizza sauce on the top of that on

1108
01:18:21,039 --> 01:18:26,039
top of it. All right,
I'm gonna try it out. Looks good.

1109
01:18:27,359 --> 01:18:30,720
I can't wait to see what you
think about that. But based on

1110
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:32,159
where you're gonna be, that's probably
where I would go. All right,

1111
01:18:32,279 --> 01:18:40,760
I'm too um. All right,
Johnny, you have a safe flight.

1112
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:44,720
But I hope they d ice everything. We're gonna have terrible lightning stems windcheer

1113
01:18:45,199 --> 01:18:54,439
around here the worst. But it's
more so the maintenance uh strike, you

1114
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:57,479
know in all the airports. Yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1115
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:03,319
yeah yeah yeah thinking yeah yeah.
But I'm sure they'll de ice. I

1116
01:19:03,399 --> 01:19:08,039
mean, I don't I don't even
think that. I think the I think

1117
01:19:08,119 --> 01:19:13,479
the de icing shortage is over.
But Special I will say, good luck

1118
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,920
getting your prostitute when you're in Chicago. Hit me up when you're out here,

1119
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:23,199
and everybody else suck it go clippers, gold cuffs. Why what did

1120
01:19:23,239 --> 01:19:35,640
they say? Every girls my girlfriend? Every girl's my girlfriend, every good?

1121
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:41,439
It has just started me how much
Sam loved the song Yance was like,

1122
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:54,000
yeah, special news. What am
I saying? Doby Stock, leather

1123
01:19:54,199 --> 01:20:03,800
Rock, you our kids. We're
supporting now if you are, if you're

1124
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:12,239
a drunk puncher, buy album.
If you want to find this uh and

1125
01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:16,600
buy it to keep with me high. Let's get busy. As the name

1126
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:28,000
of the album, every dross my
girlfriend, Every dross my girlfriend, I'm

1127
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,079
gonna make I'm gonna put this a
vote. Should this be the new punch

1128
01:20:30,199 --> 01:20:31,600
drunk? Uh? Themes