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So not too long ago was the first day of spring. Ladies and
gentlemen, first day of spring. Oh my god, amazing. I can't
even say spring showers bring May flowers because I feel like, depending on where
you are in the world, we've been in the whole bunch of rain lately,
it's been very gloomy. It's given very much London like hey, broth,
Okay, it's very cle, very gloomy, right, So Sweat Sweat
shout the Ships and Giggles podcast. Sweat's. First of all, they are
really funny as fuck. Do any of you like watch the clips or watch
the podcast Ships and Giggles. They are so fucking funny it makes me sick.
Bro bro Sweat madness, bro Madness, brah Philly who is another boy
from you got the accent? Really? You got us send into me,
You got to send into me madness sweat. But all that decide Springer's hair.
We're gloomy right now. It's given very much London. But right around
the corner we're gonna get into the bright colors. We're going to get into,
you know, the later sunsets. We're going to get into all the
feel good things. And when I think about Spring, I think about I'm
not gonna hold y'all spring promotions because to me, I ain't not better than
a promotion. So I'm not sure if you've seen this, but uh,
one of my favorite establishments chose to do a very special promotion and uh,
this goes out to all my lover and lovers and friends. One of my
favorite establishments decided to give you Short King Spring. Yeah, yeah, Short
King Spring. Okay, So in honor of the first day of Spring.
You know, I can't even get this shoot out because it's so outlandish.
All right, it's so outlandish. Let them have the moment, get it
out, all right, I can't can't, Okay, Okay, So dunkin
Donuts decided to give you guys a treat Short King Spring. Okay, Now
this is string from the horse's mouth. Okay, it says in honor of
the first day of Spring and all of our loyal Short King fans out there.
Beginning March nineteenth, a Dunkin Donuts small ice regular coffee will be available
under the name the Short King. They don't even make small as a little
bore, the medium, the largest the Short King. The Short King looking
Donuts said, Oh, it's getting nice outside. The colors is popping in
spring. I know what they need. They need us to show the Short
King some love. So a small regular ice coffee is now called the Short
King. Let me ask you a question. How many of y'all are comfortable
going up to the drive through and hearing hi, Welcome to Donuts, Dunk
Donuts, What can I get you? And you say, y'all, let
me get a Short King Spring, Let me get the Short King. Welcome
Dunkin Donalds. If your shirt you rule bruh bruh, brown in New Jersey
being plastic Bags's gonna see y'all niggers going to go ahead to waste all this
plastic on these cups our fence says Burger King dropped the ball on this one,
Like what they did? What what Duncan's Donuts said, don't worry about
that. I got you covered, short kings. You with me a small
regular ice car fee is now called the short king and be in inflation.
That shit gonna be a gop bruh. Let me ask our question, who
the fuck is doing pr dunk Donuts? Okay, because while the sentiment is
good, I don't think y'all know that a lot of short kings they don't
really like to be called shortcase like that's that's not really And then I don't
know if y'all saw the video that they made for it. It was like
here ye hear, ye, yes my lord, and they put like a
king on a small a small crowd on the fucking ciria all in the conversation
my business. But it's like, hm, I get the sentiment, but
I don't know if this was the one. So let me ask you a
question, fellas, how y'all feel, short kings, How y'all feel like
did this do it for you? Or it was like put some respect on
my motherfucking name, Like what was it? What was it? Did it
give? Did it give the way they thought it was going to give?
So I'm not gonna lie. They then added, I'm not laughing at y'all.
I'm not. I'm laughing at don't get donuts. They then said,
because sometimes you don't need a large or even a medium, you just need
a short king. Dog. Once again, I'm not laughing at y'all,
I'm laughing at the p R. Who the fuck is all my fellas who
are five nine and under? How does it sit with y'all? It's five
nine the short king limit. They got you talking about it a little biased.
Nigga, you're short. I'm not. I'm two inches above the average
type for females, so put some respect on my name. But two inches
two inches, two inches is the difference between a roller coaster ride. What
you're talking about? Like? What two inches? So to me, that
wasn't even the worst part though, the worst part was they had uploaded a
video where, like I said, it was the crown being put on the
short ice coffee and the caption said tag a short king to remind them it's
their season short Kings, drawing on the song bruh Lord barquad is turning in
his grave. What the fuck? I think he looks short? Somebody,
you're right, Somebody call up Kevin hart O, Marion and Little Duval and
asked them what they think about this? Yo, Marion short? Maybe it's
the boots because you always got them, tims on going. All right,
y'all, come on, we gotta be serious, we gotta be serious.
You're not being serious. Outfit says the Extreme Audacity. Duncan suck a short
d ha ah, y'all, I don't know, short kings? How y'all
feel? Was this it for y'all? Like? Did y'all feel welcome?
Did y'all feel disrespected? Did y'all feel like? I feel like the idea
was good, but I feel like it missed the mark to me. To
me, it had all the like you know, the components of being a
good idea. But I just think that calling it short King Spring is crazy
or the short king is crazy. I would have been done with king.
I would I don't even like being called king, let alone. You gotta
talk about characteristics now, yeah, I three, I agree. I thought
it was maybe just me, but I agree, y'all. I am sure.
I'm going so bad to keep these titties in I apologize it's really to
brawl. It's not brawing for me today. But anyway, I don't know.
Long story short, short kings, I me know how y'a feel.
Okay, So when we think about, you know, spring, we think
about bunnies, saying, you know, bunnies represent rebirth and fertility. So
speaking of fertility, I wanted to share something that I learned this week.
And I know we haven't done That's what I learned this week. Boom.
I know we haven't done that in a long time. But y'all, I
learned something this week. I learned two things this week. So first I
learned something and it's called superfetation. Superfetation. Now, when I think of
superfetation, I think of like a super fet a carnivall party. It's bomb,
it's out of this world, it's lit, right, But that's not
what it is. I learned something new this week and it's called superfetation.
Now, superfetation is when two embryos that form during two separate minstrual cycles.
I'm gonna repeat that. Superfetation is two embryos that form during two separate minstral
cycles. Long story short, you get pregnant while being pregnant? Ah,
what what? You get pregnant while being pregnant? Did you know that was
a thing? Did you know that was a thing? Did you know that
was a thing? Oh my god, It's possible to get pregnant while you're
all ready pregnant. Somebody called Maury I got something to say. But here's
a thing. You can get pregnant while you're already pregnant. So your second
pregnancy might not even be ready to be delivered. So like you can have
a c section for like just one baby and got another one in the tuck
waiting cooking marinate for like three more months. That's crazy crazy, So long
story short, superfetation is getting pregnant while you're already pregnant right now. The
most important complication of this to me would be miss Cleo voice, who's the
father of that baby? Right? Like? The most important complication to me
would be how a MUCHA tell my family? How am I telling this?
Nigga? How I'm gonna tell? Like? What the fuck I am I
gonna do? Right? But no, the most important complication is actually the
baby growing at a different stage than the original original pregnancy. So like in
my mind, I'm worried about who wants to tell who to daddy. But
no, the most important complication is the baby's growing at different stages, so
you can give birth to one and the other one might be premature, not
even ready to be like, come off the oven. That's crazy. That's
crazy now, according to healthline dot com, right, that's where I got
all these facts, will fuck my dick all right now. When I heard
about this, because I am childish, my initial thought was, when we
have these two separate pregnancies in one womb, who's honestly getting at the worst,
Like, once they come out, they're old enough to like, you
know, have their little uh sibling spats. Who's getting it the worst?
In my mind, it's the oldest kid. It's the oldest kid. It's
Shot. And you said it's the oldest kid too, right, Yeah,
I thought Shot was gonna say something. Shot said facts, go ahead,
No, go get Shot the fuck out here. So in my mind,
the oldest kid gets it the worst. Like we were talking about this earlier,
it's like, Yo, my dad was given your mom dick and you
dick At the Saints they got different dads. But if they got different dads.
This is what I'm saying. Bruh, literally just standing at the doorway
and just be humping the air. Bruh if if if if it is a
bruh if it is a situation where the kids have different dads. In my
mind, the oldest kid is the worst for sure. Bro, My dad
was giving you and your mom dick at the same time. How you like
dad, that's why you got that, didn't yet here Bruh, bruh,
bruh. My bags Man five says, if they got different daddies, are
they still twins? No, so that's a good point. They are not
twins. They have different gestational periods. So you can get pregnant and be
like, you know, three or six months pregnant, and then get pregnant
again. Yes, yes, yes, it is a different thing now,
I know that. You know. The common misconception is, you know,
men be like, oh, I just want to turn a pregnant woman into
a twinkie because she's already pregnant and she can't get pregnant with me. Here's
the thing. Here's the thing, right, So getting pregnant at different times,
that's the superfetation. Right. But there's another term called super factation.
I probably said that wrong, but Jesus loves me super factunation. So basically,
this is when the body releases two eggs at the same time. But
essentially you'll have twins with different dads. And I know y'all seen this.
It's this really popular example going around on the internet where like one daughter is
light skin, one is really dark skin, and they have different dads,
but they are twins. This is an example of the superfac dunation. Okay,
and honestly, I feel like, you know, this is probably gonna
be rationalized, but there are only like ten cases of both of these in
the world all together, like, so it's very rare. It's like point
zero three percent. But it's a thing. It's a thing. So before
you go dump in and pregnant bed chess, I mean, first of all,
listen, listen. Mo Mo three says, my friends was white and
black, but they were twins, exactly. Dark Man seventeen said, I've
seen this on Maury exactly. Olfitz says childhood trauma at negative three months oh
from taking one to the faces wild. I'm just saying, I don't know
how y'all grew up, but me, me and my little brother was petty
as fuck. Okay, let him find out that we actually were twins at
the same time or same period, but he had a different father than me.
Oh, bro, he's giving me hell. Let him find out that
we had the same gestational period. He's giving me hell. When shot the
club, Bro, when daddy shot the club up, you did the little
kim bruh. This is what I'm saying, Like, what what out about?
Y'all? Me and my sibling, we're still going to war about that
ship, Like for you though that shot the club up. I'm comedium Obci
says yo. Man, tell buddy to stop judging for clapping pregnant cheeks.
I'm frying. And here's the thing. That's a good point, because I
don't want y'all here talking ship because I know a lot of y'all secretly do
be wanting to clap some pregnant cheeks that is on your bucket list because in
your mind, she can't get pregnant. I'm a turner to a twinkie.
I know it is. So don't be in here talking ship because I know
it's on your bucket. When I see pregnant, I'm talking with the belly
that that's just crazy, y'all. You know what, And I think there
is a difference between like trimester one pregnant, something like this is a no
judgment zone whatever you like, you like, Okay, it's safe, cousin,
But I'm just saying, like, yeah, it's definitely a safe space.
But you know, Jesus is watching. Jesus will leave your chat for
a little while. I'll come back. So you know, we were talking
a little bit about spring, rebirth, fertility. I think we also have
to tap into learning things about yourself, you know, and really taking the
time to acknowledge certain faults within yourself, certain faults within others. Right,
And when I really sit down and think about it, a few things become
clear. And I'm not gonna lie. What I'm about to say is gonna
upset some of you. And I apologize right off the back, because you
know, I never want to offend. But I think speaking my truth is
very important. And I say that to say, if you love me,
you would let me eat your fries. Yeah, okay, if you love
me, you will let me eat your fries. And'a be real with y'all,
right, dear future husband, if you love me, you will let
me eat your fries, and I don't care that. When you left,
you asked me if I wanted anything, and I said no. I know
I said that. I know I said that, but I don't care.
And the reason I don't care is because if you love me, you would
have made sure you got me my own fries. And my whole thing is
like, well, what you mean? You say you wanted it? So
do you know me or not? Because I know you, and when you
tell me you don't want anything, I still get you a cookies and cream
milkshake even though I know it gives you the bubble guts. Okay, I
know you lactos and tolerant bab, but I still get it for you because
I know you. Because I know you, And when it comes down to
it, it's like, Yo, do you love me or not? Do
you'll love me or not? Because if you did, you would know that
even though I said no, when you get home, I'm gonna eat half
your fries. If you love me, you would get me my own.
You would get me my own because you know I'm finna get on your last
damn nerve. I'm gonna eat up all your fries. I'm finna dip my
fries in all your soft I'm not gonna go crazy. This is me mixing
sauces. I don't care what you try to say, mixing sauces. Okay,
do you love me? Do you know me? Will act like it?
This is top to your bruh. Act like it? Is it so
hard for you to act like it? Scottlan Rox Seven eight says, to
a certain extent, exactly exactly, Scott Lorock says, eat the fries in
the car. Okay, hold up, hold up, because this is important,
right that'll get you cheated? No, no, no, no no.
If you choose not to get me fries, at least have the decency
to eat the fries in the car. Don't come in the house with the
fries because maybe you know what I'm finna do. Eat your fries. Okay,
come in the house without me, baby baby, baby baby, keep
some mouthwash in the car, Eat the fries in the car, gargle the
mouthwash. You come in the house, you remember to throw that food away.
And you're not gonna take no chick fl a back out your car to
throw it in your outside trash because you're gonna see it. But be prepared,
but be prepared for me to say, you cheating on me? Who
chick fil like? What chick fil a? Bitch? Pussy was you eating
in the car? Whytause? Because why you got mouthwashing on your breast and
why you not eat? Why? Without me? That's crazy? Oh you
think I'm stupid. That's when you gotta look him dead in his eyes and
say, oh you think I'm stupid to eat them in the car. He
didn't take get caught. Clever Corey says, not all fries I created equal,
though I agree, eat the Chick fil A fries in the car,
eat the uh eat the Burger King fries in the car too. They be
slapping a little bit. They be slapping a little bit. I ain't gonna
hold you. Y'all need to put some respect on Burger King name because they
be slapping a little bit. Shot. Nobody has a fucking Arby's near the
house. Relax, comedium OBUSI says, I'll share the loose bag fries.
That's crazy. Dark Man's seventeen says I'm making a hamburger and fries for my
wife right now. He's a good man. Bruh. If you get a
George forman girl, you gotta name all your kids George, because I feel
like that's just the way things go. He named all his kids George.
I don't know. Outfit says the saucing shuffle dance is disrespectful divorce Clever Cory
says, how is Arby still in business? Though apparently it's just shot and
people and old people. Man, long story shirt, Do you love me
or not? Act like it? Fucking act like it? Okay? Crazy?
So when we're talking about acting like it and taking accountability for what we
act like, what we tolerate, and what we don't tolerate, it really
was a moment of self reflection for me. And this really dives deep into
like you know, Ramadan, x Y and Z, you have these really
intense religious moments where you dive deep into yourself and you realize what you are
able to handle, what you aren't, what you can tolerate, what you
can't right, and a lot of self reflection helped me come to the realization
of that. Like Yo, and we're being honest, it's just certain things
that I can and can't tolerate in relationships and ships, etc. So when
it comes to like friendships, I don't let my friends talk bad about their
partners to me. And the reason that I say that is because, like
yo, y'all be beefing beef cool, keep me out of it, because
once y'all are on good terms, I'm not gonna forget you said he'd be
wearing his friend jeans. Okay, I'm not gonna forget you, said her,
coachy saying I'm not. I'm not going to forget you said he had
a little dick. That's shrimp deck right, that's big shrimp right. So
now I'm the bad guy when three weeks from now, I asked you when
the last time you talked to endless shrimp? Whoa, whoa, You ain't
telling me. I was on speaker, big dog my ba. No,
I'm the bad guy, but you ain't tell me. You ain't tell me.
Bruh. Now I ask you when the last time you talked to endless
shrimp? And I'm the bad guy shot the red lobster. Bruh, bruh.
How how was this on me? How was this on me? How
was this on me? When I asked you when the last time you had
a shrimp cocktail? How? How what did I do? I thought we
hated this nigga. You know, I thought we was beefing with this nigga.
I thought we was beefing with this bench. So now, how was
it my fault when I say what we've been saying. You should have led
with we cool again. Okay, you should have led with we cool again.
I can't get over that ship. I can't get over that ship.
And honestly, I want to be I want to be mature, but I'm
not. You told me we hate this nigga. We hate this nigga.
His dick little Okay, he got lint balls on all his box of briefs.
Okay, he he He can't pay his fucking parking tickets. Now,
he on a bootless like you told me all these things about him. You
told me, You told me. Now I'm sitting at the altar looking at
you, look at him, talking about I do bruh, bruh, all
fake. Let me know, Let me know what it is, what it
is or what it isn't You told me he liked for you to eat that
thing from the back. And now I'm the bad guy when we're at the
fucking altar and I'm screaming back it up now I'm the back. How come
on? How was this on me? What did I do? What did
I do? So, yeah, that's why you know, I I don't
let my friends talk bad about the partners to me. But it got me
to thinking, right it acknowledgment is key, right, because now I'm not
gonna hold y'all. Soon as one of my friends start talking ill of somebody
they're dealing with or dating with, fucking on whatever. Like, soon does
one of my friends start talking crazy about somebody you're dealing with, I'm like
the lady from get Out. Don't say that, don't say that, don't
say that right, that's me, don't say that, right. But it
got me to thinking, like, yo, what are some of the things
that we tolerate and don't tolerate from our friends or family? So, of
course, like the adult that I am, I asked al Gore's Internet,
what's the craziest thing, and I mean the craziest thing, what's the craziest
thing your friend has told you about somewhere they're dating. But then went back
to right and the answers Bruh, y'all, don't never let me down because
the shit that y'all be sending in it just lets me know I'm not by
myself, so I appreciate you. Right. So the first one, what's
the craziest friend. What's the craziest thing your friend has told you about someone
their dating? But then went back to first one, the chick he dated
had excessive dandriff okay, frosted flakes, yo yo. The chicky dated had
a sessive dangerff okay, frosted flakes. Bruhays, bruh, fuck out of
here, Tying, you're a tiger? Like what what? What? Hey?
Seven? Hey baby, you don't have you don't have no danger because
you're perfect. You're perfect. Okay, back up, they can hear you.
Back up, Bruh. What Ain't no way, Bruh, ain't no
way. You're telling me you fucking with ty're a tiger, and then every
time you bring her around you expect me not to call her Tyane the tiger.
How I'm only human, I'm only human. What do you expect me
to do? Next one, what's the craziest thing your friend has told you
about someone there dating, but then went back to it? Says Bruh.
She said her man feet stink, but loves giving him oral so I'm supposed
to forget you be out here sucking cornship flavored Dick. Hold on, hold
on corns cornship Carol. How I'm supposed to forget you fucking wear cornship Carl.
I'm supposed to forget your sucking cornship Carl, Dick. Hold on,
seven, hold on, baby, hold on. Obviously seven loves cornships,
because that's when he decided he wanted to chime in on the line. But
bro, seven, seven, okay, thank you? How how was this
on me? How was this my fault? And honestly, I feel like,
if you know me and we're genuinely friends, you know I'm way too
immature to let some shit like that go. You know that, you know
that you know me. Baby, What do you expect me to say?
What do you expect me to do? I can't. I can't, I
can't. I can't. So I asked, what's the craziest thing your friend
has told you about some of their dating? And then went back to this
one, y'all? This one, this one, this one, this one.
It says he unknowingly took her to another man's house to suck dick for
money. Madness, madness, bruv oh, ah ah ah. What you
tell me that you win a chick you dating with beefing. One of the
reasons, y'all beefing is because you took her to another man's house sucked it
for money. Did you give me some of the gas money? Did you
keep all the money for yourself? What? What is happening? What is
happening? Ain't no way, bro bruh. Did you wait till she was
done? Did she come back with a daycare in her mouth? What happened?
Daycare? I daycare? Did she come back with a daycare in your
mouth? Full snowball? Did you taste it? What happened? Did you
find out later she sucked the dick for money? Or did she tell you
then when she got back in the car, like, whoo easy forty dollars?
Me? I don't know what's the going rate? Is it forty dollars?
I don't know. I feel about yourself that she's still sucking dick time.
More importantly, how did you find out? How how clever Corey says
daycare in her mouth is crazy? I'm just saying what happened? Let me
know. I don't know the specifics, but I want to know. I
want to know. I want to know, so protect your hoodie spokesman.
Fuck you for that screen name, by the way, says DJ from Hustle
and Flow getting his mic. I'm crying, uh north Side be Weezy says
that's fucking wild. Agreed, Agreed. Aaron Ash seventy three says, baby
gravy, Baby gravy is crazy. Baby gravy is crazy. All right?
So I asked, what's the craziest thing your friend has told you about someone
they're dating, and then went back through and this last this last one.
I'm not gonna lie. This last one is the shit that I know.
We've talked about not being matur enough for stuff, but this is something that
I'm genuinely not mature enough for. Because, Bro, you fin to catch
hell. You find to catch hell every time I see you. It's on
site. I don't care if we're in the church. I don't care if
we're in the supermarket. I don't care if we're at the gas station,
we at wawall, wherever you're gonna get all this ship, the last one
says. The last one says, my friend's ax like having toys used on
him that were too big for her to handle. Can't unhear that? Bruh,
y'all be calling me big back. That's the real big back. He
take the big backs. Like what what, ain't no way, bro Ain't
no way, ain't no way, ain't no fucking wait. Honestly, I'm
not gonna hold y'all. This is this is a safe space. Save space,
Save space. Bro you be taking toys bigger than me. Oh,
you the real bad bitch. Hold on, hold on, but you know
what, not you the real bad bitch. I say that because I'm honestly
a little bit intimidated. Show me your ways, since Saint damn the fuck?
Broh, broh, what you doing and I'm not doing? Like now
you need to let me in on some ship because I'm slacking on my pippin.
Bruh, bruh. What is it? Isn't too much girth? Is
it up too much vibration? Is it too fast? Is it? Bruh?
Let me know, because honestly, you bruh, Let me know,
because honestly, at this point you're man right. Well lead lead me to
the promise land. How can I take more? Brad? I feel like
Kevin Hart help me, nigga. I want to be that too. I
want to go on your lab and help me, help me, help me,
for sure, for sure, help me. So yeah, man,
long story short, don't listen to your friends when they talk shit. So,
now, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to get into the edible
portion of the show. So the edible portion is where we read questions comments
that you guys sit in and it can be something that you know you answer
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Okay, so the first question, it says, worst pickup line you've
ever heard. I feel like I've said this on here before. But I
used to catch the train downtown and same like you know, schedule the way
to work every day every day. Every day, I would catch the train
at the same time on the way to work downtown. And you know,
you see people that you see all the time, like eventually you get cool
and you say hey, right. So one day this man that I'm familiar
giving this to, he says, hey, excuse me, I see you
down here. All the time, but today you look especially beautiful, exceptional,
Like I just wanted to ask, like, you know, you ovulating
or something? What what He's like, Yo, Like, no, you
really you must be ovulating because you're just radiating. You're so beautiful, You're
gorgeous, gorgeous. It's like at the time, I didn't have any kids,
so you're right. I was like, you know, nineteen twenty,
twenty one, twenty two, so it's like, nigga, I don't know,
I don't know, but that is the worst pickup line I've ever heard.
But I'm not gonna lie. Oddly enough, it did give me like
a boost of confidence. And that's when my breeder kink developed. Okay,
that right there, that was the little seed, that was the inception that
I needed for it to just blossom. Okay, And I'm not gonna lie.
I really have been. This is like a new thing for me though,
I really have been obsessed with, like being turned into a toaster strudle,
like it does something for me. Sorry, Okay, all right,
seat said, we can't talk about that no more. Yeah, we gotta
go. Okay, the next one. What I'm going to the next topic.
You're not even on the mic. Good Okay, all right, next
question, four to nine negotiables for your next relationship? Great question, right,
So I feel like my solid four has recently developed and like been solidified.
It's a core group. This is what we're moving forward with. So
this is actually a good question because it's one that I recently realized myself.
Okay, So four non negotiables for your non negotiables. No negotiables as negotiables.
See, it's the breeder king, it's kimn Out. I should have
said anything. I gotta, I gotta relax, I gotta relax. Okay,
I asked, sorry, four nine negotiables for your next relationship. So
the first one to me, most importantly, you have to be emotionally intelligent
and know how to communicate. Baby. Are you unhappy? Are you fulfilled?
Do you need something? Do you require something? Let me fucking know.
Don't tell your group chat, don't tell that ex bitch who've been linging
around trying to swindle her way back, and don't tell her or none of
that. Okay, tell me, big dog, what you need. Allow
me to fix whatever it needs to be taken care of so that you can
be happy and fulfilled. In relationship. Don't tell nobody else, tell me,
be emotionally intelligent enough to acknowledge it and have the ability to communicate it,
because maybe whatever you're whatever, whatever you're not happy about, I can
fix but you gotta let me know you need me to fix it for sure,
for sure? Right. So number two would be number two in my
non negotiables would be I need you to be a boogie traveler. Yeah,
like when we go out of town, out of state, out of the
country, baby the money, get right out of this world. Were going
with Elon musk create. I need you to be a bougie traveler. I
don't want to have to explain to you why I need to swim up sweep.
I don't, Okay, I don't. I don't need to have to
explain to you why it has to be all inclusive and at least a four
star. You gotta get me. Do you get me? Do you understand
me? And if you're not a boogie traveler, I need you to understand
me being a boogie traveler honestly, because maybe it's things that I like that
I don't like. That's just it, that's just it. Number three,
bruh, This this is up there like one of the most important ones.
I need you to be marriage minded. Oh I know in today's society,
Yeah, the fuck I do. Hey, I need you to be marriage
minded because number one, Jesus is my ow homeboy. Okay, And the
Bible says he who finds a wife finds a good thing. I'm a good
thing. I'm a good thing mcdone. So, like you know, I
need you to understand that this is the goal. This is what we're doing.
Like, we can shack up, but we're gonna have to get married
and continue shacking up like that. That has to be the goal. And
I'm not gonna lie. I know a lot of people are like, you
know, marriage is so played out, why would you want to get married?
Divorce forates blah blah blah blahlah, and this is this and divorce is
so ugly and they're gonna in the movie. But that shuts your bitch ass
up, No, real shit. I really just want a man who's like
yo. I just want to stand in front of gud and be like,
yo, I found her. This is my person, just who I want
to be with forever and never. That's what I want. That's why I
get my koochie with like, that's what I want. Like, bruh,
this is her, like yo, AJC, I found the one, big
dog like y'all, I want that. I want that. Y'all can say
whatever y'all want to say. Y'all can try to make this city boy your
city girl life cool all y'all want. But nah me, I want a
nigga who wanted to tell God, Like Yo, this is her. I
fox for it, This's mine. I'm gonna take this one. I got
this some big dog like. I like that. I like that. I
don't know. Maybe it's just me and uh. The fourth one is really
funny to me because I couldn't pick one, so it was like a toss
up. So the fourth one is a back and forth between Uh. I
want somebody who likes to have a good time and is financially stable or has
a plan to become financially stable. And the reason I say that is because
Russia, y'all. I'm a little immature. I know. I know,
you ain't gotta tell me. I know, big dog, I know right,
you ain't gotta tell me. I know. So I need somebody who
likes to have a good time and wants to enjoy themselves and isn't like moving
like they have a stick up their ass. But I also want somebody who's
emotionally stable, I'm sorry, financially stable, or has a plan to become
financially stable, because I'm gonna be a responsible I'm gonna be honest. I
blow money sometimes, and I need you to be able to blow money sometimes,
not both at the same time. But I need us to piggyback,
Like I can't explain to you why you know, I think we should go
to Paris next month, and we have the expendable income to go to Paris
next month, Like, so why not go to Paris next month? I
want to live life while I can live it. So it's like, and
even if you don't have the expendable income, I need you to have a
plan to become financially stable enough to have financial huh bruh. Listen, make
that money, girl, don't let it make you. What's up? You
need me to be pimp? Like what's that? No diamond? You overreacted?
Like, let me know. I can help you, big dog,
what you need? What you need, But I need us to definitely be
on the same page because all jokes aside, like, you know, I
just want us to be able to enjoy a level of living that I'm accustomed
to together. And if you're not there yet, it's fine, but I
need you to already have a plan in motion to become there so that you
know we can have fun the way I like that fun together. Yeah.
Man, And the last one, this was a very a very interesting question
that I really would like to hear a lot of your intake on. So
this person says, is a man wrong for making a female pay for a
date that she was an hour relate to after rescheduling the time? Oh oh,
let's talk about it. Let's discuss this person says, and it was
a man. By the way, is a man wrong for making a female
pay for a date that she was an hour late to after rescheduling the time?
Me personally, if that's what you felt was necessary for you to feel
good about the outing, I'm gonna say no. But I do feel like
when she told you that she was then going to be an hour late,
you could have said, hey, this wasn't in the original timeframe that I
had planned. So I very much would like to meet with you, But
drop a hint or two that that bitch gonna be paying because if you wait
until the bill come nine times out to saying, you're gonna be disappointed.
But I'm not mad at your big dog reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time,
I'm not mad at you. That's right, bro, stand on business.
Okay, let these women know not to play with you, because,
first of all, can we talk about how fucking disrespectful. Can we talk
about how disrespectful it is for you to say, Yo, I'm not gonna
be on time. On top of I'm not gonna be on time, I'm
also gonna be an hour late. Now, I don't know this woman's situation.
I don't know if she needed daycare. I don't know if she had
a flat I don't know. But what I'm saying is, if she doesn't
have the maturity to articulate her time gap, do what you gotta do,
bro, And honestly, if it's a deal breaker and she doesn't show up
or whatever the case may be, go sit your ass at the bar.
Find another one. Come on, someone who knows how to articulate their time
differences. And what's gonna be going on? Because if she was really locked
in and it's like, yo, like I understand, I'm an hour late.
Like now, I'm not gonna hold y'all. It's gonna seem like CAP.
And I know it's gonna seem like CAP. And I low key be
wanting to tag niggas and like, put niggas in a conversation is not CAP.
So one time I was not even one time. I can think of
two separate occasions where I was very late. One of them I was forty
minutes late and the other one I was like thirty two minutes late. I
know, I know I'm gonna be real with y'all. I can think of
two occasions where one time I was thirty two minutes late, the other one
I was forty minutes late. But you know what I did. I'm like,
yo, I'm running mad late. Here go some cash, buy a
drink or too. And I cashed at the money to buy a drink while
they were waiting for me at the bar. Oh fuck you bench your cap.
Don't don't do me like that. Don't do me like that. This
is why i'd be one to tag niggas, because like yo, I can
relate, but I can't because in situations where I am running extremely late.
I will cash at the person who's waiting for me, like yo, buy
a drink or two. Or I will apple pay the person who's waiting for
me, like, yo, buy a drink or two because I know I'm
gonna be late. It's the respectable thing to do. No, no,
shoan. What would you do if you was waiting for a girl and she's
like, Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna be like thirty two
minutes late. Here go like forty sixty dollars buy a drinkers until I get
there. What you say? That's what you say, right, that's you.
I got that from what But let me ask you a question on a
lab Let me ask you a question. Does that make it okay? If
I tell you I'm running extremely late and I send you money, the communication
is fine because usually, like I said before, like usually when girls are
late and it's not like nothing crazy and y'all feel bad, y'all be quiet,
don't want to Yeah, yeah, you're communicating. I'm cool. But
now it's that feeling of like, oh she gonna stand me up, then
I really liked her. All that goes away when you're communicating. But if
you just have them be late and you don't respond for thirty minutes. It's
crazy. Okay. So one person says it's not okay. Clever Corey says
it definitely makes it okay. Uh the Real Superhero says thick okay. Hard
to Fitness says can I buy you a Pepsi Quhi most hated says communication is
everything. Scott Larrock seven eight says yep eight dollar brew WHI most hated said
that's that got some fire emojis. I don't know. I just feel like,
ladies, I'm gonna be real with you. That's that's the new move.
If you're gonna be late, be late. I'm not saying you gotta
pick up the whole tab, but the least you can do is if you
know you're gonna be super late, Apple paying more cash, happen them and
say like, yo, I'm running late by a drink while you wait for
me, and I'm not gonna lie. When you get there. You already
saw stuff. You can get them out them draws. That's predatory behavior.
I didn't say that. It was a joke. I'm so sorry. Reclaiming
my time. Okay, I'm listen. We like what's you say? Y'all?
This episode has been all over the place, but I appreciate it because
we've learned a lot of things. Number One, we've learned some new terms.
We've learned about new medical conditions that we didn't know were possible. I
don't think I'm saying it right, but google it, motherfuckers. That aside,
I feel like, you know, we've also tapped into, uh,
being mature enough to not let our friends talk bad about the people there dating,
especially if you know you're not mature enough to not make fun of that
ship when they get back together. We also talked about, you know,
the worst pickup lines. We talked about non negotiables. We talked about,
you know, let me eat your motherfucking fries. We also talked about a
short King spring. Did y'all like the promotion don't get Donuts had running?
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a man wrong for making a female pay for a date? And I really
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