WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:10.679 Woo. What's not beautiful people? It is your baby mama, favorite baby 2 00:00:10.679 --> 00:00:15.279 Mama, Stormy Pee. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip 3 00:00:15.560 --> 00:00:20.320 the modern day female perspective dram Sun back at it again, Boom, back 4 00:00:20.359 --> 00:00:25.239 at it again with another episode. And y'all, before we go live, 5 00:00:25.280 --> 00:00:28.640 we always hop on. I'm sorry before we record, we always go live 6 00:00:28.679 --> 00:00:32.679 on Instagram for a few minutes and they just never seem to disappoint me. 7 00:00:33.079 --> 00:00:37.799 And shout out to Alfitz who said, don't shake too much, your titties 8 00:00:37.799 --> 00:00:41.640 are moving. I appreciate you. Thank you, big dog, thank you 9 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:46.520 for looking out for me. I appreciate you. Listen, before we get 10 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:50.840 started, I do want to make a very clear statement. 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Now with all that aside, business is done, We're finished. 40 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:57.319 Okay, Now we can get to what we really want to discuss today. 41 00:02:58.800 --> 00:03:02.159 So not too long ago was the first day of spring. Ladies and 42 00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:07.159 gentlemen, first day of spring. Oh my god, amazing. I can't 43 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:13.280 even say spring showers bring May flowers because I feel like, depending on where 44 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:15.840 you are in the world, we've been in the whole bunch of rain lately, 45 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:19.560 it's been very gloomy. It's given very much London like hey, broth, 46 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:30.080 Okay, it's very cle, very gloomy, right, So Sweat Sweat 47 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:37.080 shout the Ships and Giggles podcast. Sweat's. First of all, they are 48 00:03:37.199 --> 00:03:39.520 really funny as fuck. Do any of you like watch the clips or watch 49 00:03:39.560 --> 00:03:44.560 the podcast Ships and Giggles. They are so fucking funny it makes me sick. 50 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:59.560 Bro bro Sweat madness, bro Madness, brah Philly who is another boy 51 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:05.159 from you got the accent? Really? You got us send into me, 52 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:15.840 You got to send into me madness sweat. But all that decide Springer's hair. 53 00:04:15.160 --> 00:04:18.519 We're gloomy right now. It's given very much London. But right around 54 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:23.199 the corner we're gonna get into the bright colors. We're going to get into, 55 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:26.920 you know, the later sunsets. We're going to get into all the 56 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:31.199 feel good things. And when I think about Spring, I think about I'm 57 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:35.720 not gonna hold y'all spring promotions because to me, I ain't not better than 58 00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:40.560 a promotion. So I'm not sure if you've seen this, but uh, 59 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:47.600 one of my favorite establishments chose to do a very special promotion and uh, 60 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:55.600 this goes out to all my lover and lovers and friends. One of my 61 00:04:55.680 --> 00:05:04.319 favorite establishments decided to give you Short King Spring. Yeah, yeah, Short 62 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:09.800 King Spring. Okay, So in honor of the first day of Spring. 63 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:14.519 You know, I can't even get this shoot out because it's so outlandish. 64 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:18.120 All right, it's so outlandish. Let them have the moment, get it 65 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:26.040 out, all right, I can't can't, Okay, Okay, So dunkin 66 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:30.560 Donuts decided to give you guys a treat Short King Spring. Okay, Now 67 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:35.000 this is string from the horse's mouth. Okay, it says in honor of 68 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:40.240 the first day of Spring and all of our loyal Short King fans out there. 69 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:46.839 Beginning March nineteenth, a Dunkin Donuts small ice regular coffee will be available 70 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:51.279 under the name the Short King. They don't even make small as a little 71 00:05:51.279 --> 00:06:00.240 bore, the medium, the largest the Short King. The Short King looking 72 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:02.639 Donuts said, Oh, it's getting nice outside. The colors is popping in 73 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:06.920 spring. I know what they need. They need us to show the Short 74 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:13.720 King some love. So a small regular ice coffee is now called the Short 75 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:16.360 King. Let me ask you a question. How many of y'all are comfortable 76 00:06:16.759 --> 00:06:21.160 going up to the drive through and hearing hi, Welcome to Donuts, Dunk 77 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:24.639 Donuts, What can I get you? And you say, y'all, let 78 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:29.279 me get a Short King Spring, Let me get the Short King. Welcome 79 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:36.120 Dunkin Donalds. If your shirt you rule bruh bruh, brown in New Jersey 80 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:41.800 being plastic Bags's gonna see y'all niggers going to go ahead to waste all this 81 00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:46.920 plastic on these cups our fence says Burger King dropped the ball on this one, 82 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:51.959 Like what they did? What what Duncan's Donuts said, don't worry about 83 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:58.680 that. I got you covered, short kings. You with me a small 84 00:06:58.759 --> 00:07:02.480 regular ice car fee is now called the short king and be in inflation. 85 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:08.240 That shit gonna be a gop bruh. Let me ask our question, who 86 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:13.199 the fuck is doing pr dunk Donuts? Okay, because while the sentiment is 87 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:18.600 good, I don't think y'all know that a lot of short kings they don't 88 00:07:18.639 --> 00:07:25.560 really like to be called shortcase like that's that's not really And then I don't 89 00:07:25.560 --> 00:07:27.800 know if y'all saw the video that they made for it. It was like 90 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:30.759 here ye hear, ye, yes my lord, and they put like a 91 00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:42.199 king on a small a small crowd on the fucking ciria all in the conversation 92 00:07:42.279 --> 00:07:47.639 my business. But it's like, hm, I get the sentiment, but 93 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:51.120 I don't know if this was the one. So let me ask you a 94 00:07:51.199 --> 00:07:57.480 question, fellas, how y'all feel, short kings, How y'all feel like 95 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:00.879 did this do it for you? Or it was like put some respect on 96 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:05.319 my motherfucking name, Like what was it? What was it? Did it 97 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:07.879 give? Did it give the way they thought it was going to give? 98 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:18.279 So I'm not gonna lie. They then added, I'm not laughing at y'all. 99 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:24.600 I'm not. I'm laughing at don't get donuts. They then said, 100 00:08:24.079 --> 00:08:28.560 because sometimes you don't need a large or even a medium, you just need 101 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:37.120 a short king. Dog. Once again, I'm not laughing at y'all, 102 00:08:37.519 --> 00:08:41.679 I'm laughing at the p R. Who the fuck is all my fellas who 103 00:08:41.759 --> 00:08:46.039 are five nine and under? How does it sit with y'all? It's five 104 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:52.120 nine the short king limit. They got you talking about it a little biased. 105 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:58.039 Nigga, you're short. I'm not. I'm two inches above the average 106 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:03.000 type for females, so put some respect on my name. But two inches 107 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:05.600 two inches, two inches is the difference between a roller coaster ride. What 108 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:13.799 you're talking about? Like? What two inches? So to me, that 109 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:18.480 wasn't even the worst part though, the worst part was they had uploaded a 110 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:24.200 video where, like I said, it was the crown being put on the 111 00:09:24.240 --> 00:09:30.840 short ice coffee and the caption said tag a short king to remind them it's 112 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:41.559 their season short Kings, drawing on the song bruh Lord barquad is turning in 113 00:09:41.639 --> 00:09:48.919 his grave. What the fuck? I think he looks short? Somebody, 114 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:54.600 you're right, Somebody call up Kevin hart O, Marion and Little Duval and 115 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:58.639 asked them what they think about this? Yo, Marion short? Maybe it's 116 00:09:58.639 --> 00:10:09.679 the boots because you always got them, tims on going. All right, 117 00:10:09.759 --> 00:10:13.320 y'all, come on, we gotta be serious, we gotta be serious. 118 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:18.159 You're not being serious. Outfit says the Extreme Audacity. Duncan suck a short 119 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:24.159 d ha ah, y'all, I don't know, short kings? How y'all 120 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:28.159 feel? Was this it for y'all? Like? Did y'all feel welcome? 121 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:31.600 Did y'all feel disrespected? Did y'all feel like? I feel like the idea 122 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:35.000 was good, but I feel like it missed the mark to me. To 123 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:39.639 me, it had all the like you know, the components of being a 124 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:45.440 good idea. But I just think that calling it short King Spring is crazy 125 00:10:45.679 --> 00:10:48.399 or the short king is crazy. I would have been done with king. 126 00:10:48.039 --> 00:10:52.440 I would I don't even like being called king, let alone. You gotta 127 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:56.519 talk about characteristics now, yeah, I three, I agree. I thought 128 00:10:56.519 --> 00:10:58.919 it was maybe just me, but I agree, y'all. I am sure. 129 00:11:00.000 --> 00:11:03.639 I'm going so bad to keep these titties in I apologize it's really to 130 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:07.320 brawl. It's not brawing for me today. But anyway, I don't know. 131 00:11:07.559 --> 00:11:09.919 Long story short, short kings, I me know how y'a feel. 132 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:13.279 Okay, So when we think about, you know, spring, we think 133 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:18.240 about bunnies, saying, you know, bunnies represent rebirth and fertility. So 134 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:22.360 speaking of fertility, I wanted to share something that I learned this week. 135 00:11:22.679 --> 00:11:26.000 And I know we haven't done That's what I learned this week. Boom. 136 00:11:26.080 --> 00:11:30.639 I know we haven't done that in a long time. But y'all, I 137 00:11:30.720 --> 00:11:37.080 learned something this week. I learned two things this week. So first I 138 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:45.120 learned something and it's called superfetation. Superfetation. Now, when I think of 139 00:11:45.159 --> 00:11:50.120 superfetation, I think of like a super fet a carnivall party. It's bomb, 140 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:54.399 it's out of this world, it's lit, right, But that's not 141 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:58.559 what it is. I learned something new this week and it's called superfetation. 142 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:05.440 Now, superfetation is when two embryos that form during two separate minstrual cycles. 143 00:12:05.679 --> 00:12:11.919 I'm gonna repeat that. Superfetation is two embryos that form during two separate minstral 144 00:12:11.960 --> 00:12:18.399 cycles. Long story short, you get pregnant while being pregnant? Ah, 145 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:35.519 what what? You get pregnant while being pregnant? Did you know that was 146 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:39.440 a thing? Did you know that was a thing? Did you know that 147 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:46.799 was a thing? Oh my god, It's possible to get pregnant while you're 148 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:58.480 all ready pregnant. Somebody called Maury I got something to say. But here's 149 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:03.360 a thing. You can get pregnant while you're already pregnant. So your second 150 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:09.559 pregnancy might not even be ready to be delivered. So like you can have 151 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:13.639 a c section for like just one baby and got another one in the tuck 152 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:24.320 waiting cooking marinate for like three more months. That's crazy crazy, So long 153 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:28.639 story short, superfetation is getting pregnant while you're already pregnant right now. The 154 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:37.600 most important complication of this to me would be miss Cleo voice, who's the 155 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:41.279 father of that baby? Right? Like? The most important complication to me 156 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:45.360 would be how a MUCHA tell my family? How am I telling this? 157 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:48.759 Nigga? How I'm gonna tell? Like? What the fuck I am I 158 00:13:48.799 --> 00:13:54.080 gonna do? Right? But no, the most important complication is actually the 159 00:13:54.120 --> 00:14:01.120 baby growing at a different stage than the original original pregnancy. So like in 160 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:03.679 my mind, I'm worried about who wants to tell who to daddy. But 161 00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:09.320 no, the most important complication is the baby's growing at different stages, so 162 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:13.320 you can give birth to one and the other one might be premature, not 163 00:14:13.399 --> 00:14:18.600 even ready to be like, come off the oven. That's crazy. That's 164 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:26.039 crazy now, according to healthline dot com, right, that's where I got 165 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:31.600 all these facts, will fuck my dick all right now. When I heard 166 00:14:31.639 --> 00:14:39.000 about this, because I am childish, my initial thought was, when we 167 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:45.559 have these two separate pregnancies in one womb, who's honestly getting at the worst, 168 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:48.279 Like, once they come out, they're old enough to like, you 169 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:54.159 know, have their little uh sibling spats. Who's getting it the worst? 170 00:14:54.799 --> 00:15:01.399 In my mind, it's the oldest kid. It's the oldest kid. It's 171 00:15:01.399 --> 00:15:03.559 Shot. And you said it's the oldest kid too, right, Yeah, 172 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:13.360 I thought Shot was gonna say something. Shot said facts, go ahead, 173 00:15:13.440 --> 00:15:20.159 No, go get Shot the fuck out here. So in my mind, 174 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:24.559 the oldest kid gets it the worst. Like we were talking about this earlier, 175 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:30.799 it's like, Yo, my dad was given your mom dick and you 176 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:35.240 dick At the Saints they got different dads. But if they got different dads. 177 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:41.480 This is what I'm saying. Bruh, literally just standing at the doorway 178 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:48.559 and just be humping the air. Bruh if if if if it is a 179 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:52.559 bruh if it is a situation where the kids have different dads. In my 180 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:56.799 mind, the oldest kid is the worst for sure. Bro, My dad 181 00:15:56.879 --> 00:15:58.679 was giving you and your mom dick at the same time. How you like 182 00:15:58.799 --> 00:16:08.759 dad, that's why you got that, didn't yet here Bruh, bruh, 183 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:15.399 bruh. My bags Man five says, if they got different daddies, are 184 00:16:15.440 --> 00:16:18.240 they still twins? No, so that's a good point. They are not 185 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:23.679 twins. They have different gestational periods. So you can get pregnant and be 186 00:16:23.799 --> 00:16:27.720 like, you know, three or six months pregnant, and then get pregnant 187 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:33.519 again. Yes, yes, yes, it is a different thing now, 188 00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:37.440 I know that. You know. The common misconception is, you know, 189 00:16:37.559 --> 00:16:41.759 men be like, oh, I just want to turn a pregnant woman into 190 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:47.399 a twinkie because she's already pregnant and she can't get pregnant with me. Here's 191 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:55.519 the thing. Here's the thing, right, So getting pregnant at different times, 192 00:16:55.960 --> 00:17:03.080 that's the superfetation. Right. But there's another term called super factation. 193 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:11.799 I probably said that wrong, but Jesus loves me super factunation. So basically, 194 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:15.799 this is when the body releases two eggs at the same time. But 195 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:22.200 essentially you'll have twins with different dads. And I know y'all seen this. 196 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:26.519 It's this really popular example going around on the internet where like one daughter is 197 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:30.839 light skin, one is really dark skin, and they have different dads, 198 00:17:30.880 --> 00:17:36.119 but they are twins. This is an example of the superfac dunation. Okay, 199 00:17:36.240 --> 00:17:40.720 and honestly, I feel like, you know, this is probably gonna 200 00:17:40.720 --> 00:17:45.440 be rationalized, but there are only like ten cases of both of these in 201 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:48.960 the world all together, like, so it's very rare. It's like point 202 00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:55.359 zero three percent. But it's a thing. It's a thing. So before 203 00:17:55.400 --> 00:18:00.839 you go dump in and pregnant bed chess, I mean, first of all, 204 00:18:03.000 --> 00:18:07.920 listen, listen. Mo Mo three says, my friends was white and 205 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:11.960 black, but they were twins, exactly. Dark Man seventeen said, I've 206 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:18.640 seen this on Maury exactly. Olfitz says childhood trauma at negative three months oh 207 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:23.400 from taking one to the faces wild. I'm just saying, I don't know 208 00:18:23.559 --> 00:18:26.839 how y'all grew up, but me, me and my little brother was petty 209 00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:32.720 as fuck. Okay, let him find out that we actually were twins at 210 00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:36.920 the same time or same period, but he had a different father than me. 211 00:18:37.319 --> 00:18:40.759 Oh, bro, he's giving me hell. Let him find out that 212 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:45.319 we had the same gestational period. He's giving me hell. When shot the 213 00:18:45.319 --> 00:18:48.839 club, Bro, when daddy shot the club up, you did the little 214 00:18:48.920 --> 00:19:00.400 kim bruh. This is what I'm saying, Like, what what out about? 215 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:04.519 Y'all? Me and my sibling, we're still going to war about that 216 00:19:04.599 --> 00:19:15.720 ship, Like for you though that shot the club up. I'm comedium Obci 217 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:19.880 says yo. Man, tell buddy to stop judging for clapping pregnant cheeks. 218 00:19:21.000 --> 00:19:23.960 I'm frying. And here's the thing. That's a good point, because I 219 00:19:23.960 --> 00:19:27.319 don't want y'all here talking ship because I know a lot of y'all secretly do 220 00:19:27.440 --> 00:19:32.400 be wanting to clap some pregnant cheeks that is on your bucket list because in 221 00:19:32.440 --> 00:19:34.920 your mind, she can't get pregnant. I'm a turner to a twinkie. 222 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:38.039 I know it is. So don't be in here talking ship because I know 223 00:19:38.079 --> 00:19:41.039 it's on your bucket. When I see pregnant, I'm talking with the belly 224 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:45.640 that that's just crazy, y'all. You know what, And I think there 225 00:19:45.680 --> 00:19:56.079 is a difference between like trimester one pregnant, something like this is a no 226 00:19:56.200 --> 00:19:59.119 judgment zone whatever you like, you like, Okay, it's safe, cousin, 227 00:19:59.160 --> 00:20:02.559 But I'm just saying, like, yeah, it's definitely a safe space. 228 00:20:02.599 --> 00:20:07.279 But you know, Jesus is watching. Jesus will leave your chat for 229 00:20:07.279 --> 00:20:12.440 a little while. I'll come back. So you know, we were talking 230 00:20:12.440 --> 00:20:18.039 a little bit about spring, rebirth, fertility. I think we also have 231 00:20:18.119 --> 00:20:22.400 to tap into learning things about yourself, you know, and really taking the 232 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:30.279 time to acknowledge certain faults within yourself, certain faults within others. Right, 233 00:20:30.880 --> 00:20:37.440 And when I really sit down and think about it, a few things become 234 00:20:37.480 --> 00:20:40.640 clear. And I'm not gonna lie. What I'm about to say is gonna 235 00:20:40.680 --> 00:20:42.960 upset some of you. And I apologize right off the back, because you 236 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:47.480 know, I never want to offend. But I think speaking my truth is 237 00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:55.039 very important. And I say that to say, if you love me, 238 00:20:55.119 --> 00:21:02.400 you would let me eat your fries. Yeah, okay, if you love 239 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:04.880 me, you will let me eat your fries. And'a be real with y'all, 240 00:21:06.440 --> 00:21:10.119 right, dear future husband, if you love me, you will let 241 00:21:10.119 --> 00:21:12.039 me eat your fries, and I don't care that. When you left, 242 00:21:12.200 --> 00:21:15.640 you asked me if I wanted anything, and I said no. I know 243 00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:22.079 I said that. I know I said that, but I don't care. 244 00:21:22.680 --> 00:21:27.799 And the reason I don't care is because if you love me, you would 245 00:21:27.799 --> 00:21:32.640 have made sure you got me my own fries. And my whole thing is 246 00:21:32.680 --> 00:21:36.720 like, well, what you mean? You say you wanted it? So 247 00:21:36.960 --> 00:21:40.359 do you know me or not? Because I know you, and when you 248 00:21:40.440 --> 00:21:42.759 tell me you don't want anything, I still get you a cookies and cream 249 00:21:42.799 --> 00:21:48.400 milkshake even though I know it gives you the bubble guts. Okay, I 250 00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:52.440 know you lactos and tolerant bab, but I still get it for you because 251 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:57.480 I know you. Because I know you, And when it comes down to 252 00:21:57.519 --> 00:22:03.519 it, it's like, Yo, do you love me or not? Do 253 00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:07.559 you'll love me or not? Because if you did, you would know that 254 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:11.720 even though I said no, when you get home, I'm gonna eat half 255 00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:15.319 your fries. If you love me, you would get me my own. 256 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:18.079 You would get me my own because you know I'm finna get on your last 257 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:22.000 damn nerve. I'm gonna eat up all your fries. I'm finna dip my 258 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:29.759 fries in all your soft I'm not gonna go crazy. This is me mixing 259 00:22:29.799 --> 00:22:34.200 sauces. I don't care what you try to say, mixing sauces. Okay, 260 00:22:36.039 --> 00:22:38.960 do you love me? Do you know me? Will act like it? 261 00:22:40.559 --> 00:22:45.720 This is top to your bruh. Act like it? Is it so 262 00:22:45.799 --> 00:22:49.279 hard for you to act like it? Scottlan Rox Seven eight says, to 263 00:22:49.319 --> 00:22:56.759 a certain extent, exactly exactly, Scott Lorock says, eat the fries in 264 00:22:56.799 --> 00:23:00.680 the car. Okay, hold up, hold up, because this is important, 265 00:23:02.039 --> 00:23:06.039 right that'll get you cheated? No, no, no, no no. 266 00:23:07.119 --> 00:23:11.079 If you choose not to get me fries, at least have the decency 267 00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:14.039 to eat the fries in the car. Don't come in the house with the 268 00:23:14.079 --> 00:23:18.440 fries because maybe you know what I'm finna do. Eat your fries. Okay, 269 00:23:18.119 --> 00:23:25.559 come in the house without me, baby baby, baby baby, keep 270 00:23:25.599 --> 00:23:29.039 some mouthwash in the car, Eat the fries in the car, gargle the 271 00:23:29.119 --> 00:23:30.799 mouthwash. You come in the house, you remember to throw that food away. 272 00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:33.000 And you're not gonna take no chick fl a back out your car to 273 00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:37.680 throw it in your outside trash because you're gonna see it. But be prepared, 274 00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:41.839 but be prepared for me to say, you cheating on me? Who 275 00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:44.680 chick fil like? What chick fil a? Bitch? Pussy was you eating 276 00:23:44.680 --> 00:23:48.480 in the car? Whytause? Because why you got mouthwashing on your breast and 277 00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:51.160 why you not eat? Why? Without me? That's crazy? Oh you 278 00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:57.079 think I'm stupid. That's when you gotta look him dead in his eyes and 279 00:23:57.119 --> 00:24:00.880 say, oh you think I'm stupid to eat them in the car. He 280 00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:04.680 didn't take get caught. Clever Corey says, not all fries I created equal, 281 00:24:04.720 --> 00:24:07.359 though I agree, eat the Chick fil A fries in the car, 282 00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:11.519 eat the uh eat the Burger King fries in the car too. They be 283 00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:15.319 slapping a little bit. They be slapping a little bit. I ain't gonna 284 00:24:15.319 --> 00:24:17.799 hold you. Y'all need to put some respect on Burger King name because they 285 00:24:17.799 --> 00:24:21.880 be slapping a little bit. Shot. Nobody has a fucking Arby's near the 286 00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:27.640 house. Relax, comedium OBUSI says, I'll share the loose bag fries. 287 00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:33.359 That's crazy. Dark Man's seventeen says I'm making a hamburger and fries for my 288 00:24:33.440 --> 00:24:40.559 wife right now. He's a good man. Bruh. If you get a 289 00:24:40.599 --> 00:24:42.240 George forman girl, you gotta name all your kids George, because I feel 290 00:24:42.279 --> 00:24:48.240 like that's just the way things go. He named all his kids George. 291 00:24:49.119 --> 00:24:56.839 I don't know. Outfit says the saucing shuffle dance is disrespectful divorce Clever Cory 292 00:24:56.880 --> 00:25:02.119 says, how is Arby still in business? Though apparently it's just shot and 293 00:25:02.440 --> 00:25:06.319 people and old people. Man, long story shirt, Do you love me 294 00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:11.759 or not? Act like it? Fucking act like it? Okay? Crazy? 295 00:25:12.599 --> 00:25:23.079 So when we're talking about acting like it and taking accountability for what we 296 00:25:23.160 --> 00:25:27.039 act like, what we tolerate, and what we don't tolerate, it really 297 00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:32.480 was a moment of self reflection for me. And this really dives deep into 298 00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:36.880 like you know, Ramadan, x Y and Z, you have these really 299 00:25:36.920 --> 00:25:41.319 intense religious moments where you dive deep into yourself and you realize what you are 300 00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:44.759 able to handle, what you aren't, what you can tolerate, what you 301 00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:51.440 can't right, and a lot of self reflection helped me come to the realization 302 00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:56.359 of that. Like Yo, and we're being honest, it's just certain things 303 00:25:56.359 --> 00:26:03.279 that I can and can't tolerate in relationships and ships, etc. So when 304 00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:08.119 it comes to like friendships, I don't let my friends talk bad about their 305 00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:12.480 partners to me. And the reason that I say that is because, like 306 00:26:12.599 --> 00:26:19.960 yo, y'all be beefing beef cool, keep me out of it, because 307 00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:25.000 once y'all are on good terms, I'm not gonna forget you said he'd be 308 00:26:25.039 --> 00:26:30.960 wearing his friend jeans. Okay, I'm not gonna forget you, said her, 309 00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:37.319 coachy saying I'm not. I'm not going to forget you said he had 310 00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:44.160 a little dick. That's shrimp deck right, that's big shrimp right. So 311 00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:47.799 now I'm the bad guy when three weeks from now, I asked you when 312 00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:52.559 the last time you talked to endless shrimp? Whoa, whoa, You ain't 313 00:26:52.599 --> 00:27:00.759 telling me. I was on speaker, big dog my ba. No, 314 00:27:00.000 --> 00:27:03.759 I'm the bad guy, but you ain't tell me. You ain't tell me. 315 00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:08.640 Bruh. Now I ask you when the last time you talked to endless 316 00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:15.160 shrimp? And I'm the bad guy shot the red lobster. Bruh, bruh. 317 00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:21.920 How how was this on me? How was this on me? How 318 00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:23.039 was this on me? When I asked you when the last time you had 319 00:27:23.079 --> 00:27:34.920 a shrimp cocktail? How? How what did I do? I thought we 320 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:41.720 hated this nigga. You know, I thought we was beefing with this nigga. 321 00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:47.119 I thought we was beefing with this bench. So now, how was 322 00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:52.400 it my fault when I say what we've been saying. You should have led 323 00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:56.799 with we cool again. Okay, you should have led with we cool again. 324 00:27:57.480 --> 00:28:00.240 I can't get over that ship. I can't get over that ship. 325 00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:04.079 And honestly, I want to be I want to be mature, but I'm 326 00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:07.799 not. You told me we hate this nigga. We hate this nigga. 327 00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:14.880 His dick little Okay, he got lint balls on all his box of briefs. 328 00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:18.960 Okay, he he He can't pay his fucking parking tickets. Now, 329 00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:25.440 he on a bootless like you told me all these things about him. You 330 00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:30.440 told me, You told me. Now I'm sitting at the altar looking at 331 00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:37.720 you, look at him, talking about I do bruh, bruh, all 332 00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:41.240 fake. Let me know, Let me know what it is, what it 333 00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:45.920 is or what it isn't You told me he liked for you to eat that 334 00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:52.799 thing from the back. And now I'm the bad guy when we're at the 335 00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:57.440 fucking altar and I'm screaming back it up now I'm the back. How come 336 00:28:57.480 --> 00:29:03.960 on? How was this on me? What did I do? What did 337 00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:10.279 I do? So, yeah, that's why you know, I I don't 338 00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:15.039 let my friends talk bad about the partners to me. But it got me 339 00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:23.960 to thinking, right it acknowledgment is key, right, because now I'm not 340 00:29:23.960 --> 00:29:29.200 gonna hold y'all. Soon as one of my friends start talking ill of somebody 341 00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:32.920 they're dealing with or dating with, fucking on whatever. Like, soon does 342 00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:36.160 one of my friends start talking crazy about somebody you're dealing with, I'm like 343 00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:44.200 the lady from get Out. Don't say that, don't say that, don't 344 00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:47.920 say that right, that's me, don't say that, right. But it 345 00:29:47.960 --> 00:29:51.160 got me to thinking, like, yo, what are some of the things 346 00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:57.759 that we tolerate and don't tolerate from our friends or family? So, of 347 00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:03.079 course, like the adult that I am, I asked al Gore's Internet, 348 00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:11.599 what's the craziest thing, and I mean the craziest thing, what's the craziest 349 00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.160 thing your friend has told you about somewhere they're dating. But then went back 350 00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:29.119 to right and the answers Bruh, y'all, don't never let me down because 351 00:30:29.119 --> 00:30:32.960 the shit that y'all be sending in it just lets me know I'm not by 352 00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:37.640 myself, so I appreciate you. Right. So the first one, what's 353 00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.599 the craziest friend. What's the craziest thing your friend has told you about someone 354 00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:48.960 their dating? But then went back to first one, the chick he dated 355 00:30:49.240 --> 00:31:07.640 had excessive dandriff okay, frosted flakes, yo yo. The chicky dated had 356 00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:15.039 a sessive dangerff okay, frosted flakes. Bruhays, bruh, fuck out of 357 00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:19.759 here, Tying, you're a tiger? Like what what? What? Hey? 358 00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:23.359 Seven? Hey baby, you don't have you don't have no danger because 359 00:31:23.359 --> 00:31:26.279 you're perfect. You're perfect. Okay, back up, they can hear you. 360 00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:32.960 Back up, Bruh. What Ain't no way, Bruh, ain't no 361 00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:36.440 way. You're telling me you fucking with ty're a tiger, and then every 362 00:31:36.440 --> 00:31:38.960 time you bring her around you expect me not to call her Tyane the tiger. 363 00:31:40.519 --> 00:31:47.000 How I'm only human, I'm only human. What do you expect me 364 00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:52.240 to do? Next one, what's the craziest thing your friend has told you 365 00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:59.400 about someone there dating, but then went back to it? Says Bruh. 366 00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:06.880 She said her man feet stink, but loves giving him oral so I'm supposed 367 00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:12.400 to forget you be out here sucking cornship flavored Dick. Hold on, hold 368 00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:23.519 on corns cornship Carol. How I'm supposed to forget you fucking wear cornship Carl. 369 00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:29.599 I'm supposed to forget your sucking cornship Carl, Dick. Hold on, 370 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:37.559 seven, hold on, baby, hold on. Obviously seven loves cornships, 371 00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:42.039 because that's when he decided he wanted to chime in on the line. But 372 00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:47.359 bro, seven, seven, okay, thank you? How how was this 373 00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:52.799 on me? How was this my fault? And honestly, I feel like, 374 00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:58.319 if you know me and we're genuinely friends, you know I'm way too 375 00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:04.279 immature to let some shit like that go. You know that, you know 376 00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:07.559 that you know me. Baby, What do you expect me to say? 377 00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:10.839 What do you expect me to do? I can't. I can't, I 378 00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:16.000 can't. I can't. So I asked, what's the craziest thing your friend 379 00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:22.799 has told you about some of their dating? And then went back to this 380 00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:27.799 one, y'all? This one, this one, this one, this one. 381 00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:35.880 It says he unknowingly took her to another man's house to suck dick for 382 00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:51.319 money. Madness, madness, bruv oh, ah ah ah. What you 383 00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:55.279 tell me that you win a chick you dating with beefing. One of the 384 00:33:55.279 --> 00:34:00.359 reasons, y'all beefing is because you took her to another man's house sucked it 385 00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:07.839 for money. Did you give me some of the gas money? Did you 386 00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:13.800 keep all the money for yourself? What? What is happening? What is 387 00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:17.239 happening? Ain't no way, bro bruh. Did you wait till she was 388 00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:22.159 done? Did she come back with a daycare in her mouth? What happened? 389 00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:28.079 Daycare? I daycare? Did she come back with a daycare in your 390 00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:31.639 mouth? Full snowball? Did you taste it? What happened? Did you 391 00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:35.440 find out later she sucked the dick for money? Or did she tell you 392 00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:38.639 then when she got back in the car, like, whoo easy forty dollars? 393 00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:42.400 Me? I don't know what's the going rate? Is it forty dollars? 394 00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:49.239 I don't know. I feel about yourself that she's still sucking dick time. 395 00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:55.719 More importantly, how did you find out? How how clever Corey says 396 00:34:55.800 --> 00:35:04.039 daycare in her mouth is crazy? I'm just saying what happened? Let me 397 00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:07.000 know. I don't know the specifics, but I want to know. I 398 00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:14.159 want to know. I want to know, so protect your hoodie spokesman. 399 00:35:14.599 --> 00:35:17.599 Fuck you for that screen name, by the way, says DJ from Hustle 400 00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:23.000 and Flow getting his mic. I'm crying, uh north Side be Weezy says 401 00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:29.199 that's fucking wild. Agreed, Agreed. Aaron Ash seventy three says, baby 402 00:35:29.320 --> 00:35:38.280 gravy, Baby gravy is crazy. Baby gravy is crazy. All right? 403 00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:45.480 So I asked, what's the craziest thing your friend has told you about someone 404 00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:50.480 they're dating, and then went back through and this last this last one. 405 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:57.440 I'm not gonna lie. This last one is the shit that I know. 406 00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:00.920 We've talked about not being matur enough for stuff, but this is something that 407 00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:04.920 I'm genuinely not mature enough for. Because, Bro, you fin to catch 408 00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:08.320 hell. You find to catch hell every time I see you. It's on 409 00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:12.800 site. I don't care if we're in the church. I don't care if 410 00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:15.440 we're in the supermarket. I don't care if we're at the gas station, 411 00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:20.559 we at wawall, wherever you're gonna get all this ship, the last one 412 00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:30.360 says. The last one says, my friend's ax like having toys used on 413 00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:45.920 him that were too big for her to handle. Can't unhear that? Bruh, 414 00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:50.800 y'all be calling me big back. That's the real big back. He 415 00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:55.800 take the big backs. Like what what, ain't no way, bro Ain't 416 00:36:55.840 --> 00:37:01.000 no way, ain't no way, ain't no fucking wait. Honestly, I'm 417 00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:06.559 not gonna hold y'all. This is this is a safe space. Save space, 418 00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:13.119 Save space. Bro you be taking toys bigger than me. Oh, 419 00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:16.400 you the real bad bitch. Hold on, hold on, but you know 420 00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:20.199 what, not you the real bad bitch. I say that because I'm honestly 421 00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:24.039 a little bit intimidated. Show me your ways, since Saint damn the fuck? 422 00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:30.920 Broh, broh, what you doing and I'm not doing? Like now 423 00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:32.800 you need to let me in on some ship because I'm slacking on my pippin. 424 00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:43.599 Bruh, bruh. What is it? Isn't too much girth? Is 425 00:37:43.679 --> 00:37:47.199 it up too much vibration? Is it too fast? Is it? Bruh? 426 00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:54.719 Let me know, because honestly, you bruh, Let me know, 427 00:37:54.840 --> 00:37:59.199 because honestly, at this point you're man right. Well lead lead me to 428 00:37:59.239 --> 00:38:07.920 the promise land. How can I take more? Brad? I feel like 429 00:38:07.039 --> 00:38:15.840 Kevin Hart help me, nigga. I want to be that too. I 430 00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:19.440 want to go on your lab and help me, help me, help me, 431 00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:23.320 for sure, for sure, help me. So yeah, man, 432 00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:29.400 long story short, don't listen to your friends when they talk shit. So, 433 00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:32.280 now, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to get into the edible 434 00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:37.679 portion of the show. So the edible portion is where we read questions comments 435 00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:40.400 that you guys sit in and it can be something that you know you answer 436 00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:44.280 and the prompt that I put up on the days that we record. But 437 00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.280 if you have something to act or say on a day that I don't record, 438 00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:53.119 you can always email inquiries at stormypea dot com and get your questions answered. 439 00:38:53.159 --> 00:39:01.280 Okay, so the first question, it says, worst pickup line you've 440 00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:07.920 ever heard. I feel like I've said this on here before. But I 441 00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:15.000 used to catch the train downtown and same like you know, schedule the way 442 00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:17.519 to work every day every day. Every day, I would catch the train 443 00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:22.079 at the same time on the way to work downtown. And you know, 444 00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:24.599 you see people that you see all the time, like eventually you get cool 445 00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:30.599 and you say hey, right. So one day this man that I'm familiar 446 00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:34.480 giving this to, he says, hey, excuse me, I see you 447 00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:38.880 down here. All the time, but today you look especially beautiful, exceptional, 448 00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:45.320 Like I just wanted to ask, like, you know, you ovulating 449 00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:53.960 or something? What what He's like, Yo, Like, no, you 450 00:39:54.039 --> 00:39:59.400 really you must be ovulating because you're just radiating. You're so beautiful, You're 451 00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:06.320 gorgeous, gorgeous. It's like at the time, I didn't have any kids, 452 00:40:06.320 --> 00:40:09.559 so you're right. I was like, you know, nineteen twenty, 453 00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:14.159 twenty one, twenty two, so it's like, nigga, I don't know, 454 00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:20.199 I don't know, but that is the worst pickup line I've ever heard. 455 00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:23.440 But I'm not gonna lie. Oddly enough, it did give me like 456 00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:29.760 a boost of confidence. And that's when my breeder kink developed. Okay, 457 00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:34.400 that right there, that was the little seed, that was the inception that 458 00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:37.159 I needed for it to just blossom. Okay, And I'm not gonna lie. 459 00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:40.760 I really have been. This is like a new thing for me though, 460 00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:45.280 I really have been obsessed with, like being turned into a toaster strudle, 461 00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:49.760 like it does something for me. Sorry, Okay, all right, 462 00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:51.880 seat said, we can't talk about that no more. Yeah, we gotta 463 00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:59.679 go. Okay, the next one. What I'm going to the next topic. 464 00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:07.719 You're not even on the mic. Good Okay, all right, next 465 00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:14.480 question, four to nine negotiables for your next relationship? Great question, right, 466 00:41:15.239 --> 00:41:23.960 So I feel like my solid four has recently developed and like been solidified. 467 00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:28.440 It's a core group. This is what we're moving forward with. So 468 00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:31.400 this is actually a good question because it's one that I recently realized myself. 469 00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:39.679 Okay, So four non negotiables for your non negotiables. No negotiables as negotiables. 470 00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:43.199 See, it's the breeder king, it's kimn Out. I should have 471 00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:46.639 said anything. I gotta, I gotta relax, I gotta relax. Okay, 472 00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:55.800 I asked, sorry, four nine negotiables for your next relationship. So 473 00:41:55.920 --> 00:42:02.679 the first one to me, most importantly, you have to be emotionally intelligent 474 00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:07.559 and know how to communicate. Baby. Are you unhappy? Are you fulfilled? 475 00:42:08.039 --> 00:42:13.800 Do you need something? Do you require something? Let me fucking know. 476 00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:16.920 Don't tell your group chat, don't tell that ex bitch who've been linging 477 00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:20.679 around trying to swindle her way back, and don't tell her or none of 478 00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:24.360 that. Okay, tell me, big dog, what you need. Allow 479 00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:29.159 me to fix whatever it needs to be taken care of so that you can 480 00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:32.000 be happy and fulfilled. In relationship. Don't tell nobody else, tell me, 481 00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:38.360 be emotionally intelligent enough to acknowledge it and have the ability to communicate it, 482 00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:43.559 because maybe whatever you're whatever, whatever you're not happy about, I can 483 00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:45.960 fix but you gotta let me know you need me to fix it for sure, 484 00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:52.639 for sure? Right. So number two would be number two in my 485 00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:59.039 non negotiables would be I need you to be a boogie traveler. Yeah, 486 00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:02.639 like when we go out of town, out of state, out of the 487 00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:07.280 country, baby the money, get right out of this world. Were going 488 00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:13.159 with Elon musk create. I need you to be a bougie traveler. I 489 00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:15.760 don't want to have to explain to you why I need to swim up sweep. 490 00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:21.760 I don't, Okay, I don't. I don't need to have to 491 00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:27.599 explain to you why it has to be all inclusive and at least a four 492 00:43:27.639 --> 00:43:30.280 star. You gotta get me. Do you get me? Do you understand 493 00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:34.840 me? And if you're not a boogie traveler, I need you to understand 494 00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:38.679 me being a boogie traveler honestly, because maybe it's things that I like that 495 00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:45.559 I don't like. That's just it, that's just it. Number three, 496 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:50.360 bruh, This this is up there like one of the most important ones. 497 00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:58.079 I need you to be marriage minded. Oh I know in today's society, 498 00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:01.039 Yeah, the fuck I do. Hey, I need you to be marriage 499 00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:06.360 minded because number one, Jesus is my ow homeboy. Okay, And the 500 00:44:06.360 --> 00:44:12.159 Bible says he who finds a wife finds a good thing. I'm a good 501 00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:16.639 thing. I'm a good thing mcdone. So, like you know, I 502 00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:20.679 need you to understand that this is the goal. This is what we're doing. 503 00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:23.199 Like, we can shack up, but we're gonna have to get married 504 00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:27.599 and continue shacking up like that. That has to be the goal. And 505 00:44:27.639 --> 00:44:29.320 I'm not gonna lie. I know a lot of people are like, you 506 00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:31.480 know, marriage is so played out, why would you want to get married? 507 00:44:31.519 --> 00:44:35.320 Divorce forates blah blah blah blahlah, and this is this and divorce is 508 00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:38.199 so ugly and they're gonna in the movie. But that shuts your bitch ass 509 00:44:38.280 --> 00:44:45.760 up, No, real shit. I really just want a man who's like 510 00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:47.159 yo. I just want to stand in front of gud and be like, 511 00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:50.760 yo, I found her. This is my person, just who I want 512 00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:53.440 to be with forever and never. That's what I want. That's why I 513 00:44:53.559 --> 00:44:57.360 get my koochie with like, that's what I want. Like, bruh, 514 00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:01.000 this is her, like yo, AJC, I found the one, big 515 00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:05.840 dog like y'all, I want that. I want that. Y'all can say 516 00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:08.239 whatever y'all want to say. Y'all can try to make this city boy your 517 00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:13.719 city girl life cool all y'all want. But nah me, I want a 518 00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:17.639 nigga who wanted to tell God, Like Yo, this is her. I 519 00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:23.000 fox for it, This's mine. I'm gonna take this one. I got 520 00:45:23.000 --> 00:45:25.639 this some big dog like. I like that. I like that. I 521 00:45:25.679 --> 00:45:30.039 don't know. Maybe it's just me and uh. The fourth one is really 522 00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:34.840 funny to me because I couldn't pick one, so it was like a toss 523 00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:40.800 up. So the fourth one is a back and forth between Uh. I 524 00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:47.079 want somebody who likes to have a good time and is financially stable or has 525 00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:51.840 a plan to become financially stable. And the reason I say that is because 526 00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:54.039 Russia, y'all. I'm a little immature. I know. I know, 527 00:45:54.679 --> 00:45:58.639 you ain't gotta tell me. I know, big dog, I know right, 528 00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:00.239 you ain't gotta tell me. I know. So I need somebody who 529 00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:05.559 likes to have a good time and wants to enjoy themselves and isn't like moving 530 00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:08.079 like they have a stick up their ass. But I also want somebody who's 531 00:46:08.199 --> 00:46:13.599 emotionally stable, I'm sorry, financially stable, or has a plan to become 532 00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:21.920 financially stable, because I'm gonna be a responsible I'm gonna be honest. I 533 00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:29.400 blow money sometimes, and I need you to be able to blow money sometimes, 534 00:46:29.639 --> 00:46:31.679 not both at the same time. But I need us to piggyback, 535 00:46:31.800 --> 00:46:35.800 Like I can't explain to you why you know, I think we should go 536 00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:38.920 to Paris next month, and we have the expendable income to go to Paris 537 00:46:39.159 --> 00:46:42.360 next month, Like, so why not go to Paris next month? I 538 00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:44.920 want to live life while I can live it. So it's like, and 539 00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:47.400 even if you don't have the expendable income, I need you to have a 540 00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:57.000 plan to become financially stable enough to have financial huh bruh. Listen, make 541 00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:59.280 that money, girl, don't let it make you. What's up? You 542 00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:02.320 need me to be pimp? Like what's that? No diamond? You overreacted? 543 00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:05.960 Like, let me know. I can help you, big dog, 544 00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:08.400 what you need? What you need, But I need us to definitely be 545 00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:10.760 on the same page because all jokes aside, like, you know, I 546 00:47:10.840 --> 00:47:15.840 just want us to be able to enjoy a level of living that I'm accustomed 547 00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:21.320 to together. And if you're not there yet, it's fine, but I 548 00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:25.119 need you to already have a plan in motion to become there so that you 549 00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:30.320 know we can have fun the way I like that fun together. Yeah. 550 00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:39.360 Man, And the last one, this was a very a very interesting question 551 00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:45.519 that I really would like to hear a lot of your intake on. So 552 00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:52.719 this person says, is a man wrong for making a female pay for a 553 00:47:52.800 --> 00:48:01.599 date that she was an hour relate to after rescheduling the time? Oh oh, 554 00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:07.599 let's talk about it. Let's discuss this person says, and it was 555 00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:12.719 a man. By the way, is a man wrong for making a female 556 00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:15.719 pay for a date that she was an hour late to after rescheduling the time? 557 00:48:23.159 --> 00:48:28.719 Me personally, if that's what you felt was necessary for you to feel 558 00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:31.599 good about the outing, I'm gonna say no. But I do feel like 559 00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:36.760 when she told you that she was then going to be an hour late, 560 00:48:36.800 --> 00:48:39.760 you could have said, hey, this wasn't in the original timeframe that I 561 00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:44.320 had planned. So I very much would like to meet with you, But 562 00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:47.320 drop a hint or two that that bitch gonna be paying because if you wait 563 00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:51.960 until the bill come nine times out to saying, you're gonna be disappointed. 564 00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:57.039 But I'm not mad at your big dog reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time, 565 00:48:57.440 --> 00:49:00.519 I'm not mad at you. That's right, bro, stand on business. 566 00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:04.039 Okay, let these women know not to play with you, because, 567 00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:08.719 first of all, can we talk about how fucking disrespectful. Can we talk 568 00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:14.800 about how disrespectful it is for you to say, Yo, I'm not gonna 569 00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:16.880 be on time. On top of I'm not gonna be on time, I'm 570 00:49:16.920 --> 00:49:21.039 also gonna be an hour late. Now, I don't know this woman's situation. 571 00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:23.079 I don't know if she needed daycare. I don't know if she had 572 00:49:23.079 --> 00:49:28.239 a flat I don't know. But what I'm saying is, if she doesn't 573 00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:31.519 have the maturity to articulate her time gap, do what you gotta do, 574 00:49:31.559 --> 00:49:37.719 bro, And honestly, if it's a deal breaker and she doesn't show up 575 00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:40.360 or whatever the case may be, go sit your ass at the bar. 576 00:49:40.599 --> 00:49:45.039 Find another one. Come on, someone who knows how to articulate their time 577 00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:49.760 differences. And what's gonna be going on? Because if she was really locked 578 00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:51.840 in and it's like, yo, like I understand, I'm an hour late. 579 00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:53.320 Like now, I'm not gonna hold y'all. It's gonna seem like CAP. 580 00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:55.880 And I know it's gonna seem like CAP. And I low key be 581 00:49:57.000 --> 00:50:00.679 wanting to tag niggas and like, put niggas in a conversation is not CAP. 582 00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:06.360 So one time I was not even one time. I can think of 583 00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:10.360 two separate occasions where I was very late. One of them I was forty 584 00:50:10.400 --> 00:50:14.800 minutes late and the other one I was like thirty two minutes late. I 585 00:50:14.840 --> 00:50:16.840 know, I know I'm gonna be real with y'all. I can think of 586 00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:21.840 two occasions where one time I was thirty two minutes late, the other one 587 00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:24.639 I was forty minutes late. But you know what I did. I'm like, 588 00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:30.079 yo, I'm running mad late. Here go some cash, buy a 589 00:50:30.159 --> 00:50:32.760 drink or too. And I cashed at the money to buy a drink while 590 00:50:32.760 --> 00:50:37.400 they were waiting for me at the bar. Oh fuck you bench your cap. 591 00:50:40.360 --> 00:50:44.280 Don't don't do me like that. Don't do me like that. This 592 00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:45.440 is why i'd be one to tag niggas, because like yo, I can 593 00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:50.719 relate, but I can't because in situations where I am running extremely late. 594 00:50:51.119 --> 00:50:53.119 I will cash at the person who's waiting for me, like yo, buy 595 00:50:53.159 --> 00:50:57.280 a drink or two. Or I will apple pay the person who's waiting for 596 00:50:57.320 --> 00:50:59.360 me, like, yo, buy a drink or two because I know I'm 597 00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:02.840 gonna be late. It's the respectable thing to do. No, no, 598 00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:07.320 shoan. What would you do if you was waiting for a girl and she's 599 00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:09.320 like, Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna be like thirty two 600 00:51:09.360 --> 00:51:15.039 minutes late. Here go like forty sixty dollars buy a drinkers until I get 601 00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:22.119 there. What you say? That's what you say, right, that's you. 602 00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:28.079 I got that from what But let me ask you a question on a 603 00:51:28.159 --> 00:51:31.239 lab Let me ask you a question. Does that make it okay? If 604 00:51:31.280 --> 00:51:36.679 I tell you I'm running extremely late and I send you money, the communication 605 00:51:36.880 --> 00:51:39.519 is fine because usually, like I said before, like usually when girls are 606 00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:43.679 late and it's not like nothing crazy and y'all feel bad, y'all be quiet, 607 00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:46.400 don't want to Yeah, yeah, you're communicating. I'm cool. But 608 00:51:46.480 --> 00:51:50.719 now it's that feeling of like, oh she gonna stand me up, then 609 00:51:50.719 --> 00:51:52.480 I really liked her. All that goes away when you're communicating. But if 610 00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:57.119 you just have them be late and you don't respond for thirty minutes. It's 611 00:51:57.159 --> 00:52:00.960 crazy. Okay. So one person says it's not okay. Clever Corey says 612 00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:08.480 it definitely makes it okay. Uh the Real Superhero says thick okay. Hard 613 00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:15.199 to Fitness says can I buy you a Pepsi Quhi most hated says communication is 614 00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:22.199 everything. Scott Larrock seven eight says yep eight dollar brew WHI most hated said 615 00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:25.679 that's that got some fire emojis. I don't know. I just feel like, 616 00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:29.679 ladies, I'm gonna be real with you. That's that's the new move. 617 00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:31.480 If you're gonna be late, be late. I'm not saying you gotta 618 00:52:31.480 --> 00:52:35.199 pick up the whole tab, but the least you can do is if you 619 00:52:35.239 --> 00:52:37.760 know you're gonna be super late, Apple paying more cash, happen them and 620 00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:40.400 say like, yo, I'm running late by a drink while you wait for 621 00:52:40.480 --> 00:52:44.079 me, and I'm not gonna lie. When you get there. You already 622 00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:49.199 saw stuff. You can get them out them draws. That's predatory behavior. 623 00:52:49.239 --> 00:52:55.400 I didn't say that. It was a joke. I'm so sorry. Reclaiming 624 00:52:55.480 --> 00:53:06.280 my time. Okay, I'm listen. We like what's you say? Y'all? 625 00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:10.280 This episode has been all over the place, but I appreciate it because 626 00:53:10.280 --> 00:53:15.239 we've learned a lot of things. Number One, we've learned some new terms. 627 00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:23.599 We've learned about new medical conditions that we didn't know were possible. I 628 00:53:23.599 --> 00:53:30.400 don't think I'm saying it right, but google it, motherfuckers. That aside, 629 00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:35.199 I feel like, you know, we've also tapped into, uh, 630 00:53:35.760 --> 00:53:38.559 being mature enough to not let our friends talk bad about the people there dating, 631 00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:43.360 especially if you know you're not mature enough to not make fun of that 632 00:53:43.360 --> 00:53:45.760 ship when they get back together. We also talked about, you know, 633 00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:50.800 the worst pickup lines. We talked about non negotiables. We talked about, 634 00:53:50.840 --> 00:53:55.239 you know, let me eat your motherfucking fries. We also talked about a 635 00:53:55.280 --> 00:54:00.280 short King spring. 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