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You are in a mood, a mood, you're weir enough and what I'm
talking about? What thing doesn't matter? You've been asked me a week after
week. I feel great to know it's a beautiful day were yelling at me.
Before I was yelling, I was quiet and I was I was letting
you get your work done, so focusing going on, and I had stuff
to do and knowing your stuff. But I was very excited because over the
weekend I spent an hour and ten weeks said I'll never get back. It
was not an hour and ten minutes is longer than that. It's an hour
and it is not. That's all I watched. I'm Doug. I'm Dug
the Savior. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Here it is right here.
Yeah, night in the cat Yes, listen to this. I got
all time audio. Very excited. What do you think would be the coolest
thing in the world for a man to do? Right, I don't know.
I can think of a lot of things. Walk on the moon,
maybe quarterback of Super Bowl? Yeah, that'd be pretty CEO of IBM that
when you started drinking right at the beginning, Yeah, I went, who
wants to be the CEO? Jesus Christ Scorsese? What are you writing here?
Child's play? Compared to what I do? What I do for a
living? Is it your typical kind of a job? That's right, folks,
I'm a badass. What it is no coffee break and no place money
during the week, I would female waitresses and bartenders, twenty five lights,
one brass pole, and thirty five topless dancers. What do I do?
What do I do? Who am I? I mean? This is like
this is like roadhouse. If you are the guy. I am the guy?
Yeah? Who am I? I'm a strict bar DJ. Working this
job is like right in the middle of the coaster. I just keep my
hands and feet inside the car till the ride comes to a complete stop.
It's a whole other world. You think you know the truth from TV shows
and movies, Yeah, you know nothing behind You know nothing of little morons.
This door is a passageway into another dimension. Welcome to the g string
zone. We have it all drinks, shots, wedding parties, divorce parties,
parties, birthday parties, and of course the ballet. It's right and
eighteen years old, guys are asking mommy and Daddy for car keys. Three
years later, they can't wait to get through that front door. It's a
place guys come in that turn twenty one. It's a place guys keep coming
till they turn eighty one. Like Bill, But what makes the strip bar
so much fun, so interesting, so much the adventure, so much the
mystery. It's the story. It's the stories people pull out of here.
They're just as fun as the stories you get from Disneyland, except except this
is Disneyland where tinker Bell headlines Thursday through Saturday. Yeah. That's it right
there, And that's the opening of the movie. That's pretty good. For
those of you who don't know what Bill's talking about. I am the Night
at the Call twenty years ago. Yeah. Well, in case people aren't
watching it on TV. Yeah, I'm just saying, Okay, independent film
called a Night at the Cat. It was filmed at the Classic Cat.
I wrote it in California, came back to film it, and I never
left. Bill. I just love steaming my sales. And yeah, I
have to say, like some of them tell me I got out of his
truth. Come on. Some of it was like the writing made me laugh
because it was like things like this, Richard, Yeah, stop that gay,
stop that get up? What did I do? Well? You know,
rich this guy doesn't like coffee to your milk. You know what he
does like beautiful? Don't you think he is? Doug was the hero of
this movie. I have to say there was a there is a story there,
and I found myself invested. I I will admit that. Well,
despite the corny lines that made me laugh, your solte that made me laugh,
I look back and I'm like, oh God, how did I write
that. I don't know. I well, you know, even Quentin Tarantino
wrote some ship once in a while. I'm just you know, I don't
think it's very fair. Now, this is the love interest in there,
and this is the part I I found it very sweet. But this I
almost fell off my couch at this scene. This is tough for me.
I know it is. I knew it would be, and I was hoping
you weren't going to be upset with me for for for picking on you.
The reason it's tough to listen to is because it's you, and it's something
very close to you, and you think I'm I actually really did like it.
I don't want to tell you that. I want to tell you I
want to make you squirm, but I did. I found myself invested.
I did find myself invested. And there's a story there. Some of the
lines in it are some I love it. There's a few that are just
so it's almost like that nineties, you know, action stuff, but not
action star you know what I mean. It was great. There was a
group of people that watched it and they would have a drinking game for every
time they heard breakfast or let's go yeah, let's go to breakfast. There
was a lot of let's go to breakfast? Is this why? Why is
it hard for you to listen to hearing yourself? I think because, well,
maybe because it never went anywhere. It took a long time to finish
up. There's some Do you have any regrets with it? No, I
think it's finished it. I think it's impressive, Like I went through and
you know, the first thing is like it was at first I'm like,
what am I watching? Right? What am I watching? But then a
story and it shows you that Doug in this movie, and I would think
it's probably it's not pretty well, No, but I would think that I
know, having getting to know you over the past few months that we've been
dating, our mandates on Tuesdays. If we were dating, you were to
have watched the movie years ago or I'm just kidding, I would say I
think you are a guy who is very conscientious of other people. And by
that, I mean with all your breast cancer stuff, you really go out
of your way for that. So in this movie, you're kind of like
the uh, you're kind of like the sheep dog that hurts the sheep in
a way. You keep everything running right, You're the guy that keeps everything
smooth. You smooth it out. You get rid of patrons that some of
the dancers are uncomfortable with, I believe it or not. That's a lot
of DJs. Yeah, but which it doesn't show you higher level, right,
and you can see higher level, you can see more. That's what
I mean. You're you're in the DJ booth, you can you're playing music,
you're just not drinking. Yeah, but this is like you sort of
take care of the girls and tolerate some of their pull shit. Yeah you
know, and I got that, But this is so this scene I did.
I did laugh really hard at this. It's okay, but it's it's
Doug. And one dancer, her name was Michelle, kind of had a
i'll say Jennifer Aniston vibe to her. She's from New York City. Okay,
yeah, how did you I put an ad? And uh, some
online actress thing and I went down in New York City and auditioned three girls.
You're kidding? No? Wait really? Yeah? And for the legit
and payer Yeah, I paid all the actresses and actress. Yeah, I
hit everybody. What do they get? What is it? Twenty five dollars
a day? Oh? Okay? So yeah, the director of photography got
more. He gave me a price that I matched, and then he brought
in his own crew. Wow. Yeah. So all there's a lot of
work that goes into this. Yeah. I mean they all had to learn
our lines. Yep, all right, well this is okay. So this
is Michelle and this is the scene that made me laugh. You know,
I don't think it's very fair to think that I don't care. If you
cared, you would have told me about Vegas before you said you want to
take me to breakfast? What were you planning one big night and then leave?
No, he made me then offer before we had talked about that.
Now I detected a screw up in the dialogue there. You didn't Yeah,
listen, you know, I don't think it's very fair to think that I
don't care. If you cared, you would have told me about Vegas before
you said you want to take me to breakfast? What were you planning one
big night and then leave? No, he made me then offer before we
had talked about that, and I wasn't planning off for them after we talked.
What I mean is if I found that DJ out there, I can
get your job and maybe you come. WHOA, I can't do that.
Why not roots here? That's what everyone thinks. The truth is that I
work as a legal assistant during the day until like seven months ago, my
mom fell and broker had been two places while painting her bathroom. I'm sorry,
her health insurance didn't pay much and clerking at the local supermarket. It's
not going to help cover her more. Gae, I had to do this
for the money. So you're just here to help your mom. Yeah,
that's right. You think I like doing this. I'm not moving to Vegas,
and I'm not going to be doing this for much longer. Oh my
god, Oh my god. What what's the matter? What's going on?
You're up next? My history professor just came in. I can't. I
can't dance. I'm not going up, dog, I'm not going off.
It's tough. What's tough? Just remembering the movie? Just some of the
dialogue. Okay, and rewatch it. Hey, I'm just saying you're asking.
I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't help how
I feel. I I did, but I so hard run it's pro grip.
I don't know why. I'm picturing like her mother laying on the floor.
Oh, I'm falling and I can't get up. So you auditioned people
for this, yeah, Rochester Talent when it was in oh, when it
was in business. Yeah, I can't remember who was running it. He
I think he ended up dying. That's why he shut down. Oh god,
I remember. I think they also do They also do voice work too,
Yeah. Yeah, So they reached out to me once and I had
been doing some TV voiceover stuff locally and this and that, and the guy
called me and said, hey, I'd love to put you on one of
my demos. And I said all right, yeah, and he goes,
yeah, it'll be uh like one hundred and twenty bucks or something. I
go, what, I don't know. He's like, yeah, I don't
know. I'm not I don't need the work. I'm fine. Well,
I'm trying to get you work and I just wanted to and I go,
dude, nobody for not addition, I don't when I send stuff out,
I don't pay to send someone. I'm gonna be like an agent fund new
work. I go, yeah, no thanks, no thanks. And the
guy got so pissed he was screaming at me through the phone, and I
was just like, I remember him. I can't remember his name. Yeah,
but I mean, but I got a lot of people from there.
I got Marcy sevast any of these strippers, real strippers, Yeah, I
think there's three four, not anymore? No, no, no, I
understand. But but and they were all comfortable, like walking around. Yeah,
there was some of the actresses and stuff, you know, action go
this is what we need. And they knew what they were going to do
before they had all read the script. And a few of them they just
wanted to be in it, to be in it. Yeah, this is
the history professor scene. This made me laugh too. Oops again, did
you watch this by yourself? By chance? Maybe you can do anything you
want, oldest man in apology, This is the history professor. Doug's trying
to get kicked out of the club. Truth is sir? That? Well?
Is it? What are your students' dances here? Really? Yeah?
Do you teach a girl about five four five six, long hair, pretty
face, blue eyes, Stephanie. Yeah, yeah, Stephanie. She goes
by the name of Moniquin here, but she's in back, and she's really
embarrassed at your hear. So maybe best for everybody if you were just to
you know, because it's busy as Sarah night. We want her to make
money, we want to have a good time, and she's uncomfortable, you
know, so many he's just sitting there staring at you. That actor was
from Rochester Tale too, I can't remember his name. And she also said
if you would leave right now, she'd come over your house next week for
some extra tutoring and suck your dick so good to take a construction crew to
get the bed sheets out of your ass having the running room for this episo
so badly. I love's professor. She's not gonna go up if he's here,
all right, So here's my question, Like you in the movie,
like the joke, at least the way I see it is, this guy
says Stephanie, and you say, she goes by a different name here,
but her name is Maureen, so he didn't know who was stripping there.
Right, Like, I go, you should have accentuated that a little bit
more because I thought the whole I mean, the story is. I'm not
kidding you when I say I got invested, I did get invested it and
there's a story. That's what I love. People do enjoy it. But
yeah for a movie for what it is, Yeah, a steaming pile of
shit. But it's fine. You know it might be nicelf, but today's
not the first day of spring training. Wait, let's see. Do I
have a little bit more? I'm sure you do. The boozer loser.
Now this guy who is he? This is? That's Chris Kelso he his
last second through one of the girls in the movie said she had a friend
and he was pretty good as that at that rolls over. So here's the
deal. It's one night at the Classy Cat and Doug walks in in his
heroic pulls up in some truck with the classy one. Whose car was that
it was the owner's car. Okay, uh big diesel fuel diesel fuel truck.
I go there, no fuck away, Doug had that truck, so
he uh, you wouldn't needed a pull vault to get in another. So
that I was gonna stay. We hit a soapbox then we didn't you blur
it out? No, I'm bustings. I know, I know you the
guy. Uh So when Doug goes in there's a DJ, would excuse me
an owner of clubs around the country. You owned several a chain and he's
opening one in Vegas and he's looking for a DJ. And I almost pulled
the line where he goes I want to keep a monkey in the cage kind
of thing, like where he doudge. Doug's a great d but he's not
one of those blonde hair, blue eyed pretty boys who's gonna be chasing the
girls. He's gonna this. You know, I can find any monkey.
It's hard to find any monkey that'll stay to cage. Just what he was
saying. Yeah, but did you write this whole thing yourself? Yeah,
with anybody California, with my writing teacher. Yeah, okay, you wouldn't
believe who it was. But his name is Stephen Forman. He actually he
wrote the Jazz Singer with Neil Diamond. Really yeah, it's another steaming pup.
So the story is I went to see the replacements in California. I
signed up for a writing class and I had a couple of directors read my
stuff and they said, what you need is just some of the basics,
instructure and everything. So I went to the movies and there was this poster
about strip clubs and it was made by Jerome Gary, and I'm like,
I think that's my writing teacher. And it was featuring in Las Vegas.
Was like a documentary. So I walk in. I go, are you
Jerome? He goes, no, Jerome fell sick. And I'm teaching the
class. My name is Stephen Doug Phelps. And why do you ask you?
Well? He wrote a strip by movie or buyer if He goes,
yeah, it's coming on next month. I go, I work at a
strip club. He goes, oh my god, you do which one?
I pointed down the street and go the Sunset strip. I just started last
week and I had this idea for a strip club movie. Goes, oh,
that's so cool, and we start talking. Finally, after just a
couple of minutes, but it seemed a lot longer. He's okay, I'm
sorry, we have just to I have to get to know everybody. But
we had a connection right off the bat, and we had that that seminar
or I don't know which. I love the cluster eight or ten weeks and
then I said, I'm not gonna take this class again. Let's just do
private lessons. So then I, uh, he had a writing class he
was in and then I wasn't getting a lot out of it. Seemed to
be the same two or three people talking out of like seven or eight.
So I said, let's just just do one on one classes one ken so
work through then try to the steaks up aside as you could for something like
this. And then called a cat and then came back, got some funding.
Most of it I funded on my own forever to pay back. And
then there are some problems. It ended up taking almost three and a half
four years to finish. Really, yeah, terrible, terrible. I don't
even want to get into that. Does it upset you? Yeah? Okay,
yeah, but you're trusting somebody. Is this upsetting to you to play
this? I'll solve no, no, a little bit. I mean,
I guess it's a little embarrassing, you know, this is what I'm talking
about, Buddy, coupful of nobody's going nowhere. So there's a stripper who
has a drinking problem and she's passed out at the bar. Well, that
was totally hypothetical, because I've never met a stripper with a drinking row.
That was all on my own come to fight out after doing some research.
You're not going to miss this. Yeah, you're right, I'm not because
I'm saying what did you say? Trying to get him to go to Vegas?
Now? Doug's gonna stay. But you wanted an answer, and here
it is. No. You know, nobody tells me no very often.
Really, you want me to tell you again? Buddy? Grow up?
What are you waiting here for? That's a guy. That's the guy the
girls Craig. I'm markering you're a future pal. So he actually worked out
real well, and that was twenty years and we've been friends ever since.
Yeah, well, I think my future might have left here a little while
ago. What the retard? I got plenty of dumb girls working for me.
Yeah, well, I'm picking her and I'm picking this club. You
know, you've been nothing but a waste of my time tonight. I can't
believe I thought you'd make a good DJ. All right, but that's the
point you did. That's why you're here, and that's why you stayed all
night long. That's right. Well, you know, maybe he should stay
here with the two old Crows, the book worm, the rush and the
moron. You would have made a different breakfast club reference with everybody that works
there. But I make a difference here, and I'm staying. I make
a difference difference here. Oh dog, yay, dog, you're the I
love you, you loser, You're well that. I know what it means.
I know what it means. I think Scorsese had that. I don't
know what. Maybe with Spielberg and Jaws. Out of luck, mister,
you should try. No, this is my favorite. What's going on there?
Wait it's Richard. Do me a favor this piece of out of here?
So you did watch it all? I watched the whole thing. What
do you think I didn't? I get more more, no more. This
is like your this is your life all over again. Yeah, this is
my kingdom, Mike Castle, my Queens. It's good. I was roared,
my kig, my Castle, my Queens. It's good to be the
king from mel Brooks. That's good to be the king. Okay, hey,
this is great. I thought you left. I came back to get
a CD. I left a CD and I had to come back for I
was just waiting for Ethan Eli. I am wanted to get a CD from
the jukebox that locked. Yeah, did you hear anything that was going on
out here? So? How was your weekend? Decided? Some are you
in very hot raised voices? But I'm staying eating eating chocolate. You're staying?
Yeah? Is it because you you you realized Ethan is big jerk and
you don't want to leave the club. I don't want to leave you.
Oh, we should have a showing in the park of this. I would
love that. Actually, I would actually love to have a showing this with
a question and answer afterwards, the question why did you make this? Then
there's they walked to the truck right and now who did the music? I
like this actually, I was like, this is kind of this is good.
It sounds like you may have had this. Someone did this actually did
this way? Yeah, we had I think about fifteen artists really yeah,
wow, all break it from Rochester. They're an Acy DC tribute band.
They had a lot of song there. The Taint had a song in there.
They used to play at high falls. Who did the tank? Your
Mama's on a bang bus dot Com that was one of their big heads.
Yeah, and then you can hear them walking out. Doug gets in and
listen to this thick start up. Listen, this is a little balls of
this truck. So so yeah, breakfast in the morning. Who in the
morning. You know dougis finally get laid. Yeah, well, well you
had that whole scene in there too, he could get laid. Listen to
that detail big diesel, the power he drives off. Is there one more?
Maybe? I think I have one more. I hope you do it.
What you seem uncomfortable, This is your movie. This is your This
is your opening in the movie. Sometimes quarterbacking and Super Bowl CEO of IBM,
Yeah, ChEls plays I'm a strip by DJ. Yeah. So yeah,
some things are hard to listen to or remembering trying to get it done,
and but there's a lot of good memories too well out. I would
say that, uh, you're ninety five percent ahead of everybody who ever said
they wanted to make a movie, you know what I mean, And that
you just did it. You did it. Yeah, I can always say
that jereld Man, I run it was he in it. I thought I
saw him in the background. One I knew it. Yes, I saw
that. I thought he was playing that. I thought for sure he was
going to be the professor. Like we looked too much alike that. Oh,
I go, I can't have you anything. I mean, you'd be
Yeah, it's his father obviously, so but we got him in there.
As I saw him. I saw him walk in the door. He must
have loved that. Yes he did. Yeah, and then uh, I
run it out of the Eastman House for showing you did. Yeah, Grant
or the anybody can uh yeah him and you know what I love about you?
You fucking had to roll with ship. That's it, I I will.
I'll say there was probably about two hundred people there. It was one
of the greatest days of my life to say. I'd have to bring in
the photo album everybody all dressed up, and then how did how was it
received? Oh? They loved it. I thought it was great that I
finished it. Yep. And then then I had to finalize it. And
that's where things kind of got I think we got to get this online somewhere.
Well, somebody was supposed to digitize for me, and then that's kind
of fallen through too. All Right, I may have the ability somewhere because
I used to take tapes that I had from an old VHS and try to
digitize those for my mom's birth sixtieth. I was trying to do it for
seventieth. With all these it was ten years later, right, the technology
has changed significantly, and it was fun to look at those things. And
I may or I'll know somebody, But we got to get this online,
at least on a YouTube. Yeah, it'll be free on YouTube, but
you could run ads around it. Yeah, I'm not sure how to do
that, or no, you let that ninety nine or something like that.
But I sent it out to I don't know how many film festivals at least
three or four thousand dollars worth. Yea, and no, no, no,
no, there was no And then by that time, you're just like
and then I was going to move move back to Hollywood. That was that
was the goal. Get this done, maybe get it into a small film
festival, then get a stepping stone, and then moved back. And that
never happened. So what happened was I finalizing it. There was all of
a sudden, missing audio, missing tracks. Then I called the guy that
was doing it, the editing and everything, and that it took way too
long, giving him so much rope, and then finally he just said,
I can't put any more time into this, he said it. Yeah,
so I had to take it to Black Dog Recording and put everything back in
it. More money, more o. God. Yeah that was so this
is this is really a love for you more than what that was my dream.
I moved down there and then you know, I don't I mean,
I don't know, man, I think and then I just got into bartending,
and then I think there could be I think that something like this could
could have a life again. Well maybe not that no idea for me.
I think they've tread it in TV shows now, and they've treaded in other
movies and it just doesn't take off what stripper ideas. No I understand,
But you've already made the movie. What I'm saying, is this movie the
one that you've already created right here? I think could I think, you
know, you could take off a little pulse again. It's got a little
bit of It's one of these things I can see and you take this the
wrong way becoming a cult classic cult class you know, you know, I
don't mean it, but like that's not a bad thing because it's a it's
a weird like it's it's just it's gotta there's a story. There is definitely
a story. You will get invested. And some of the dialogue is just
cheesy enough. Yeah, that's fine, that's it. I loved it.
My mom found broke it happened to place s O L that means ship out
of luck. I fucking roared. I went, this is awesome. Who
you watching it with? I wasn't watching with anybody, watching it by myself.
You watch it with somebody. I did not. Just you can just
say a friend I did. I did not watch it. I mean you
were putting on pause, bent over laughing. I got there was a remote
with the DVD player that a listener had said, and I paused it and
then I would drink some more. No, I didn't drink. I don't
think I was really drinking. No, I just I just watched it,
and I I wanted to call you. I kind of put my phone far
away from me Saturday. No I did it. I believe Friday night.
Okay, Friday night, I would have been unavailable. Yeah that's right,
all right, we will uh, we'll take a moment. But again if
you can find it anywhere A night at the cat get invested. I agree
list still on Amazon dot com. It is. You can buy it.
You can buy it. You just sell one a year. Uh oh yeah,
that's pretty good. That's awesome. Yeah, more than you how much?
How much are you saying to think there? Five nine, maybe four
ninety nine? It has been so long my uh my seller is an account
way of h yeah, yeah, kind of like some of the strippers.
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I am sitting here in Fairport next to the one, the only you know
him, You love him, you can't get enough of him. He is
stickering his hands up all the Poindexter podcast. I think this is a cover
the admirl of the airwaves. I think these guys, I want to use
your initials b M, but we know what this stands for. Moles.
He's got big moles all over his body. Is this some shitty cover that
I found. I apologize, that's all right. I was trying to make
you happier. I am happy because I get you uncomfortable and I may just
grin it. Well, I don't want you to sit and grin Well,
I here's not your fault. Here's what I want. I want. You
can't control people's feelings, so when they say just relax, I don't feel
that way. I'm not trying to get thro anything. I'm just saying that.
I certainly I think you should be proud that you did something. And
I mean, even though it sucks you weren't all day on the stay job.
I had nobody in here when I walked in. No, I didn't,
but I had what do you have a photo shoe? Here? With
all this ship, I got lights up so that way we can have it.
Man, Dougie made this movie, I gotta make it more. That's
exactly. I got a production in show. Well, there's gonna be.
There's other projects that I'm working on I got. I have no idea what
silhouette nite. No, I have no idea what I'm doing, but I
am. We all know that. But I'm just doing it, you know,
and that that's the way I've pretty much done anything. And the podcast
just should have my movie playing at all times on the DVD. We could
do that. We could do that, We could certainly do that. I'm
sure we could get in a couple of the people that worked on it.
I would love to ask who's still at Jieva and other would places in the
rocket. Hey, when you had to say that line, did you cringe?
You get over it? They had to memorize their lines or did you
have Q cards too? We had Q cards One night somebody kept forgetting her.
Yeah. I mean it's just so finally we just uh yeah, Actually
I think Reza was telling the girl. She was just repeating it. Okay,
So we had an angle where it was just her in the room in
the dressing room. But there was no big speed bumps. No. I
have to say, like as much as I I I pick on you about
it, it is you will get invested and you can't get it and you
can get it at Amazon. I don't think so I have to. I
have to. I think I have to update my cellar account. Actually,
I was just looking at his image. Update your cellar account? Is it
free to update your sellar account. I think, so, all right,
well, let's update the sellar account, because I think you sell it a
couple of those. I think people would enjoy it. It is a story
you'll get invested in. It shows you, Doug A you a younger Doug
twenty years ago. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Twenty years twenty years
and sixty puts ago fucking with you. I don't know speaking of that,
Doug. Sad news. Sad news. Well, this is interesting news,
I think from an economic standpoint. Wendy's has announced that they are going to
do something, and they're saying in twenty twenty five. I don't know why
you would announce it so far ahead, but it was at some like shareholders
or board meeting that they had this and then it hit mainstream news. But
I think if they do do this, they'll be the first, but not
the last. They're not gonna have their big and juicy anymore. They're gonna
have their big and juicy that identifies as Hamburger. Yes, that's exactly what
it is. A decision leaving parents up from one yes, two day singles.
How much would it cost? You could ask? But starting soon depending
on the time of day, you might get a different answer. Wendy's,
the country's second largest burger chain with six thousand locations, announcing that starting next
year, menu prices will fluctuate during the busiest times of day, meaning you
could be paying as much as a dollar more for that bacon etor during the
lunch rush historically, company, how wild is that? How wild is that
a surprise? Dynamic pricing? But it's almost like they're calling it uber pricing.
They are, Yes, they're referring to it as uber pricing. It's
dynamic pricing, and it's not something new. Uber didn't invent this. Airlines
have done it. Airline will price. You could get the same flight one
week earlier. But if they know everybody's going on vacation or the largest percent
of the percentage of the country or this section of the country, and you're
flying out of here, you're paying more. And it's just capitalism. But
the part that would really bother me is, let's say they you know,
every day, now Wendy's changes their pricing by fifty cents per item at eleven
thirty, just before lunch. You get there at eleven twenty five, there's
a line. Now I have a McDonald's by me. This McDonald's is so
busy. How busy is it to drive to? Yes? Two drive up
lanes. I know nothing about this, but if you're in line in the
price changes, you're screwed. Fucking pist. Argument's gonna come. Yes,
And it could happen same way as when you're there and you want an egg
McMuffin, because they only serve breakfast till ten thirty now maybe eleven on a
Sunday. Yes, you could get it all day long before the pandemic.
And if you're working nights, you know you why not start your day till
ten or eleven? Right? And you want to have breakfast at noon?
I want to McMuffin. Man, you're screwed. But I wonder if this
will. I don't know if it's going to hurt them. I have no
idea. I don't know that it will. I don't think so. I
don't think people. I think people aren't good because the McDonald's and everybody else
going are going to start jumping on this. If you look, you're Wendy's
is going to be the canary in the coal mine, so to speak.
To see if how people respond to this, what are you laughing at?
What are you laughing at? How many people do you think know about the
canary in the I think if they don't, they need to learn. We
used to fly to be the frontier, the first person in hang On.
We used to fly the canary into the coal mine. There was an oxygen,
a bird light, buddy. They took him in a bird cage.
Yeah, because if you let the canary go, he'd go get fresh air.
You had to take him down. And when he couldn't chirps, you
knew that the workers going to go down. Oh. I thought that they
put him in there and they saw if he could fly. If you made
it out, he was. He was alive. Even research Bill make fun
of my movie some more, I will or would you like to me to
begin? Martin scored no, Martin scoreless. Yeah. Yeah, but I
do think this is going to become a regular thing. But I thought,
wow, I don't need a lot of fast food. But I will say
that I do like Wendy's French fries. I'm a big fan, and they
do some times. I think they use potato rolls over there. So I
kind of prefer fast food. Like I'm a big I like the two cheeseburger
meal at McDonald's and then Wendy's. I don't have a burger king that close
to me, so I haven't gone for the flame broil thothough I used to
prefer that over everything, just in terms of convenience. That's what's there.
It'll be interesting to see what this does. But it brings up the whole
thing of you know, what can you afford and not afford? Oh god,
you know what I mean? Well, I had Dollar Store sells pretty
much everything you need, everything you need to live. You know, there
should be no starvation. Five things to the middle class won't be able to
afford in the next five years. So we're that's what they're saying, in
the next five years. Yeah a new car, uh yeah, you'll have.
Prices have gone up significantly in the past five years, and it looks
like that trend will probably continue on new cars, new cars. I couldn't
afford new car. There are people in the financial world who will tell you
that a car is like the worst thing you just needed to get you from
A to B. We at least in our generation and I and it's interesting
because I'm trying to watch paid I like to pay attention to. People call
them trends. I say patterns. People get upset with me when I say
patterns. But I believe that you watch the patterns, watch the patterns.
In the advertising, we do a lot of feelings nowadays. We're not selling
you the attributes of the car. We're selling you the feeling. We're happy
that we're part of your society. Yeah, but we care. We're selling
you electric car care, right, buddy, they care about the or Subaru
did the whole thing on feeling, right. Or the father that takes his
kid to the mountain who's deaf and he's hot in the mountains and the kid
is feeling the vibration of the for the cliff, the running stream, and
right, you get a walk down. That fucking suck for that deaf guy.
I'm just saying than my movie it is. Actually that's funny, kid
connect. Yeah, I'm teasing. I know you got upset. But new
car price, So that's number that's one of five. That's number two,
okay, son, guess the things that you can't afford is gonna be housing.
Homes are number five. Okay, especially in cities and other high demand
areas. It's just harder to afford a home now than ever before. Yes,
renting is outrageous. I know. I have a buddy that's unfortunately getting
into worse and a nice place is nineteen one hundred month two thousand. It's
nuts to me. Hold on, let me think I want to guess seasons.
Okay, yeah, so I'll try to speed around vacationing number one,
extended family vacations, especially trips overseas. But even just taking a week off
to go to the beach is hard for a lot of people now. And
you're gonna find other things, I mean, interrup You're gonna find other alternatives
like airburnb ubering. I have not a lot of people, but let's say
maybe five people that have told me they've given up their cars. They figured
out the mileage to work, gas insurance costs a car, and then they
can it's cheaper to uber every day, really, yes, wow? And
that includes grocery shopping, you know, and going where they need to go.
Interesting, Yeah, and that might happen to rbnbs are cheaper than hotels.
You really just need a place to stay because you're you know, say
we went to a Mets game in New York, we're just gonna go down
for whatever you and go see your favorite team and go to a hotel,
or you get an Rbnb, or if you go to rock and roll Hall
Fame in Cleveland, you're not gonna be though. Well, the Airbnb,
I mean they're big, so they're pretty smart in their marketing now because they
say, when you have a hotel room, your bedtime is your kids bedtime,
But if you have an Airbnb, your bedtime is your bedtime. In
other words, you're like, if you have a hotel room, everybody's in
one room, right, the kid's going to sleep, so everybody lights out.
Let's just shut it down. But there I can put the kid in
a room. They're quiet, they restless, sleep, I can go have
a cocktail, watch one night at the cat or yeah, on TBS next
week right after smoking the bandit, I think the well, there are two
more on here, Okay, one you may get one. I don't think
you'll get housing, vacations, new cars. What else is going to be
tough for people to do? A funeral? Costs, funeral cross Maybe no,
it's enjoying retirement. That's number four. People who retire in the next
five years might need to really rain things in to make sure they don't blow
through their savings, especially because we're living longer than we used to. Yeah,
part of it look at the people who are living longer, but are
living longer. I think everybody at some point should volunteer at a home for
two reasons. I think there are wonderful stories in there. I think everybody
who's lived could have some really outrageous things. Maybe they're making some of it
up, maybe they're embellishing, maybe their memory, but interesting people are in
those homes. And the other reason is to go, how do I prevent
from getting here? Do you know what I mean? How do I be
Clint Eastwood, who's still working at ninety two years old? How do I
be Norman Lear who worked up to his death at one hundred or one hundred
and one or whatever he was. That I think that's the goal in terms
of retirement. I think a lot of times that that. How many guys
have started retirement and then died shortly after we other bodyes are so used to
work and then you hit a brick whalle you're done. Yeah. And Uh,
a friend of mine recently uh retired from the union UH electric Electricians union,
and Uh, all of a sudden you started having all these problems,
health problems. I think you should get a part time job. You know,
you're just used to getting up a six o'clock and going going, having
your coffee and getting ready. So I think it became a And the other
thing is you start to then think of every ache and ailment. Oh my
god, what's this? Wait? I got a twinge? Hang on my
nipples vibrating? You know what I'm saying? Like, am I having a
heart attack? And I think you start to think on that stuff a lot.
What do you laughing at my vibrating? Well, I heard that was
a symptom. Dog. I heard it was a symptom. That's a pacemaker
getting too close to the microwave. I've seen that in a few women I've
dated. That I I know that. What. Uh. The other one
that I don't think you'll you would get is private schools. The tuition is
far out pacing gains and income. I can tell you. Uh. And
by private schools, I'm not even talking to me at college. Let's go.
You know, private schools even in this town. I mean, I
think the one I sent my kid to is well, we had guys on
here who went to Aquinas, and they said that the tuition when they went,
because one of the guys has kids now at Aquinas, which is a
private, co ed institution, and they said, the price is like three
you could have paid for three years when we went, with what you're paying
for one over now. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. My friends
could just graduate there a couple two or three years ago, and it's probably
even up more. You know, the inflation is just going up and up
in college causes and the and the uh. Of course they have no problem
paying the football coach five million dollars a year because yeah, they bring a
lot of people. Doug, No, No, the research that's happening at
these universities. What I'm serious. How do you think you know research?
They test movies like your state shows. I don't. I don't know where
that money goes. I have no idea. I don't run the institutions.
Most of those schools are somewhat more affordable, like when you think of big
college coaches. Let's say in Alabama, for one, I think my sister
went to the University of South Carolina. They they admit everybody your freshman year
because they figure you're going to wash out. And I think that the in
state tuition was like now we're going back a number of years. Granted,
like to your point, but I think it was like paying for a community
college to go because it's a state university and it's a big school. And
at the time they had Lou Holtz as their head coach for the football team.
But they they made it a little more affordable, but they also knew
that there were kids that just were gonna wash out. They accepted every everybody
got in. That's not a bad idea. I think that somebody's gonna correct
me and go, you're way off, man. But I'm pretty sure that
that was close because it was huge classes. It's places like I mean,
Saint John Fisher. I don't know McQuaid, where my kid went. I
don't. I don't. That way you had two years to pick a major.
You could just take all of your electives, but then in two years
you had to pick your major and do your major studies. Why. I
have a theory on college that people get very upset with me. What's that?
I think that it was always and it should should remain. I hate
that it's become a trade school. I hate that I go, and I
have to. It should be knowledge for the sake of knowledge, which is
a real luxury. It's a real luxury. Nobody studies these things just to
learn anymore. But I had somebody in here today who also went to where
I went to college, and we were talking and I said, they told
me what they majored in. And I said, does that help you?
And the guy goes, yeah, yeah, he goes, I guess kind
of right, and I and I laughed, and I said, I get
more from the history and philosophy classes I took than any communication course I ever
took. And I love the communication courses and I would love to And I
thought the the apartment did very well. I thought some of the writing stuff
was fantastic. I thought the learning to write for the newspapers round cores it
should it should. But I think a lot of times now, because the
cost is so fucking astronomical, it's outrageous that you wind up almost narrowing yourself
and going, I got to get a job to pay all this back,
and I got to get a job that's going to do this. Like my
kid is cybersecurity, right, and he's debating does he go for a master's,
does he go right into the workforce? Does he go to a master
and then go to be a lawyer? What does he want to do?
And uh, those are all decisions that you know, could move to Ukraine.
They just got ninety five billion dollars, right, Yeah, I actually
have a gentleman from the Ukraine coming in. We're going to do a one
on one Thursday morning. He made a documentary about the war over there and
going right, it's yeah, it's bad. Yeah. Doug gets very upset
because they have ninety three billion dollars. Ninety three billion dollars take care of
a lot of healthcare and student loans in America. I don't know, well
they made they made student loans go away. Oh yeah, so now we're
just pretty more money. Said, don't worry about it. Worry about it?
What I have to worry about it? Do you have to worry about
I don't work bills. I didn't give that letter. We're taking care of
your bills. I'm still working. But you joy working? I do too,
and I have to work? Should I have to work? Shouldn't most
everybody have to work? Yeah? Well, I don't know what were you
saying, are there people that the people that aren't working? Look, you're
always going to have people taking advantage of systems somewhere along the line, aren't
you. Yeah, probably where somebody can find a way. I bet if
we looked at certain things, I guess that's work, working to find a
way to cut the system. But I mean, I don't, I don't
know. In terms of the war in Ukraine, some will say it's necessary
for because if we let Russia expand and take over, what happens next?
We need to protect ourselves and you know, what's going to go on what
they call the Atlantic Ocean and what will happen, what happens to the rest
of the European nation? Is it better for them to remain? What happens
to NATO? Look, these are all things that I don't I'm not I'm
not on the front lines of this stuff. I don't know the intricate details
of it. And I always think that there's probably more two things. It's
very easy to say, don't send any money, but I have no idea.
I don't know. I don't know, and that that's kind of where
I go if I don't. But that's on its purest form democracy would be.
If I feel like these are bad things, then I would vote people
who would support my ideas. And you get to do that again in November.
Yes, we do. And that's that's supposedly what this country is supposed
to be. Like. Yes, we'll see if it all see if it
all work out that way or not. I have no idea. There is
a woman I just read about today and I should have paid a little more
attention. She left a billion dollars to a medical school in the Bronx,
which is in one of the poorest communities, and no student is going to
have to pay tuition, I think if they get accepted for I want to
say twenty years, like a billion dollars, right, Because sometimes we shouldn't
make these things as cost prohibitive as we do, especially for a medical world
one hundred percent, but even all of it, all of it, and
we do need more people in trades and all this and this other stuff.
I watched the documentary over the weekend after I needed to clench my palette after
watching them. Yeah, did you watch the director's cut? Because that's even
better? Is there a director's cut? Yes? Bill, there is,
yes on here. Yes, I'm gonna go back and watch it. I
didn't know that we talked about the whole movie. I mean, Chris,
you did. Yeah, Oh, I gotta go watch that. It's been
great even more time. I was never gonna get back. No, but
well, hang on. I watched the college admission scandal where people were paying
like this one guy. I don't know how he figured it out, but
he goes, look, there's a number of ways you Doug is B plus
student, not really Dartmouth material, but he wants to get into Dartmouth.
So Dad could make a five million dollar donation and Doug gets accepted, or
Doug gets in on his own merit, or we can go in the side
door and we pay off a coach for five hundred thousand dollars and I and
all of a sudden, Dug's on the wrestling team. Yeah, and that's
sort of how they did it. And it was amazing to me because that
were the actors on California. Yeah, yeah, there was two of them.
Yeah, Bill Macy and his wife. His wife, I don't know
that it was Bill Macy's kid. I don't know if they were if it
was their kid together. And then it was Lori Laughlin and Possible who is
the designer for Target. And did you see their their corn hole is gonna
be a division? Yeah, yeah, we gave we played that whole audio.
Only one school is doing sooner later, I mean because it's if it
goes on. I mean, well, these two kids. Bowling has risen
up. Yeah, Archery, you're gonna find uh women wrestling indivisional one colleges
all scholarship based. Yeah. Program, But that stuff I don't have a
problem with. Yeah, I don't have If somebody wants to be the corner
hole, it's great, go practice your corner hall, sticking in your cornerll.
I uh, it's a tailgate party. It's it's funny to me.
But these kids are supposedly great at it. There's two kids from Colorado.
They're going to South Carolina somewhere. I uh. But what struck me with
this is I didn't realize the prestige that goes was saying I went to USC
or I I didn't realize that, Yeah, to that all those connections you're
gonna make, Yeah, but you might be on level three. And then
your buddy John Malcolm the third, who is working for his father and he's
on level ten and he goes, I'm gonna bring my buddy Doug. Doug,
why don't you take a corner seat. We'll find you something to do
it. We'll pay you eighty five thousand dollars a year to make me laugh.
Yeah. Right, that's a great point. But I didn't realize that
the effort to go, we got to get you in here, we gotta
I went. It's a whole different world to me about thousands of My brother
went to Cornell Implications, and I think, I don't do you have to
pay now for applications? Yeah, oh yeah, okay, vague, Yeah,
you're paying, but the uh, I mean you're paying for everything.
You're paying, like to take the l SATs and everything. You're paying.
But my brother went to Cornell and he dated a girl who every kid in
the family had to go to Cornell. Dad would fly in on his private
plane and tutor. If he didn't think you were pulling grades well enough,
he would be there to tutor you. All the connections my brother just got
out of that, like from that relationship and Cornell and to this day networking
he does through that is all Cornell. Yeah, and you know what to
be honest with the even Fisher has that to a certain degree. If I
was a more conscientious human being, I would I would know that. But
they call it angling, by the way, not Fisher's angling. Wow,
if anybody knew what angling was, that's a two year college. We'll take
you, got film and movie study there. Do you want me to sign
the D I do. I'm not throw it underneath, hit me in the
balls with it. I'm not. It's right over here. I'm not gonna
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wrong. Yeah, David Lee Ross was a front man and jumping around and
singing. But I mean, as far as lyrics, I thought David Lee
Roth was one of the most charismatic, memorable front men. Sammy didn't have
that same uh showmanship, I'll call it right. But Ted Pendleton, who
was a producer and produced the first album and considered one of the best producers
in rock, did a lot of the classic albums we all love. He
went to Van Hale and goes, this guy isn't getting it David Lee Ross.
I know the best singer in rock. His name is Sammy Hagar and
you guys, and they stuck with David Lee and then eventually sam Yeah,
you know, and Sammy's still out there. He's still rocking, doing his
thing. Man, it looks fantake maybe twice this summer. Yeah, he
looks great. He looks great. He's doing fifty one to fifty tour.
Oh he is. Yeah, twenty five years? So what is that?
No, it isn't logger, He's gotta be thirty five years. Be thirty
five a fucking planet? Are you living on? Year? Old? So
much? So? Are you? So? I think it is thirty five
years? Because that was wasn't a high school for us? Right after eighty
seven? Was it eighty seven? I know that was eighty seven? I
don't know the answer, iducated, Huh I graduated eighty eight? Did you?
Yeah? Eighty eight? God sound old to say yes, yes,
it does. Yeah, yeah, Because I'll make it to twenty and eighty
eight, then maybe I'll be cool again. Probably not if he's made it
a cat with wheelchairs? Hey, Sader's gonna give me a left answer HOMEI
goodness, are you gonna carry myself a security card? All right? This
is a bizarre story. It was all over the local well two local TV
stations had it, okay, And I have to do a little more investigating
because I I just think that there's more to the story and we're investigators now.
Oh yeah, I'd like to dig. I like to digging for answers
and reporting them last all right, Yeah, so there's a guy and is
and this guy. He's got a nice name, Charles Provorce Junior, Provorce
p R O v O R s E pro force pro provolone Junior. So
he is accused of doing something kind of heinous, not not, I mean
kind of heinous. Well what is it? It is alleged by the investigation
that the suspect, thirty four year old Charles Junior, entered the residence in
the village of Dundee and stole women's underwear that belonged to two female victims.
It was further alleged the provolone entered the residence with the intent of stealing the
undergarments for his own direct sexual gratification and pleasure. You're in your day used
to call it panny raid. Exactly what you went when you went to the
fishing combine. When I went to fisher I think that they have one night
you just reminded me. No, there was it, don't You went to
the guy's dorm, right, I don't remember? That makes you laugh?
No, wonder that Stephen Pile of Ship was the movie he wrote. No,
I'm kidding. I remember once going over to Nazareth and ending up in
the dorm room. Yes, yes, well no, when they were so
when Fisher was all guys and and Nazareth was all women. But so we
didn't do penny. But I used to do things like, uh no run
no, no, no, no. If you lost the bet, you'd
have to do something stupid. So you could only wear one article of clothing.
No one, I think you can only wear a sock, put it
anywhere you want on your body, and you had to run down the girl's
dorm floor and bang on all the doors. I lost the bet. You
lost any girls? Open the door? Yeah, I actually stood there and
talked to something I used to love. Like my first year of Fisher,
you weren't wearing a tube, soack I know that. Yeah I was.
No, I wore something. Yeah, put the over your head. No
no, I I did put it where you think I put it. But
Fisher, my first year, the bathroom was at the end of the hall
and that's where you showered and everything. And uh, I remember coming back
and I just had the towel wrapped around me, and I'm carrying my stuff
and I'm in like flip flops and that walking back to my room, I'm
gonna get dressed, and uh some guy had a guitar and some girls in
his room, and so somebody runs out and goes he whips the towel off
me. So now I'm standing there and you didn't move. You're like,
it is what it is? I not only did I not move, I
made quite the scene when I bent over to pick my towel up, and
then I went in. They guitared look pretty small all of a sudden,
right I I captain Morgan in the room. The girls go running or just
cover their eyes. They was laughing. They couldn't just figured out what the
fuck am I gonna do? Now? What am I gonna do? Doug?
How do I take control of the moment? Do I scream and run?
Now? You take it? Take a look at this? Draw a
picture last longer. I just don't understand, Like this guy, Well,
the victims are these two women. They don't say who they are. They
did this whole thing. He's been charged with their victims if they died or
no, they're not victims. They died, they're victay on the underwear.
Oh, how do you know it was this guy that stole the underwear.
It's happened on February thirteenth. They rested them on February fifteenth, there was
a whole investigation. Do you get the underwear back? Do you want the
underwear back? This is disgusting. He used it for a sexual gratification.
Excuse me, sir, step away from the pantish. Is he making a
flag out of it? I don't know that she a comforter. He's making
a quill, making a quill. There you go, but I go,
how do you know it's him? There are too many holes of this girl's
eye. Bang, you only need two sets underwear. They'll cover a king,
saying this is like something big big story, get one red, one
blue. You think you're invaded Nova Scotia. By the way, she was
big bill, how big? How big? She wears high heel. She
strikes oil R. Hey it MATTERR. I hit her with my car.
She goes, why you go around me? And so I didn't think I
had enough gas. She wanted to have sex. She wanted to me on
top of I had to get a ladder? Did you how many? I
finally got the top of my ears popped talking to big girl. Wow,
yeah we are Yeah. He took her to Dominic's for dinner. The menu
said okay, they had to call Olive Garden for backup. You gosh,
I don't remember if I you know, I think I did. I mean
your first few flings, sexual encounters, if you kept the underwear of the
girl or something, a little memento. Yeah, I don't know that.
I ever. I don't think once. Yeah, in fact, I know
once it's kind of silky pink or something like that. Finally after I think
I might have too. I remember once getting drunk at a girl's place and
going in and she had a laundry basket somewhere, and there were green panties
and I put them on my face like this, and then I said on
the flo and everybody laughed. She was mortified, but everybody laughed. I
was hammered. Was right, and comedy is hard. Comedy is hard.
The college norm. I just want to know that there has to be a
little bit of flattery, knowing that this guy wanted your own tour. I'm
not saying that creepy. I'm saying creepy, scary. I think that last
lightly women would think about little flattery. Right, How did he break in?
Anyways? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. It is dangerous,
do they know that what's he there? Is this an ex girlfriend.
We're getting lots of holes in this. It was like it was written by
whoever wrote One Night of the Cat or whatever that is. Uh, the
monologue is better on the police report than the second half of my movie.
Yeah, stop stop. Well I've heard stories and this is sad and scary
the park having around places that you think, you know, college students hang
out in just a preppy area of the Rochester. That places are getting it
into not not like breaking down the door, but able just to get the
locks open. Yeah, and uh, I mean just loose changing, loose
cash stolen while people are sleeping. Yeah, you don't like that at all,
Having anybody in your in your space, whether it be your car or
your apartment or your home. It's very violating, Yes, very violating.
And this is crazy not keep worrying about that. Well, you know that's
the thing. And we always think, like I remember laughing a little bit
about there was the toe sucker who was around our area around here, and
he was caught like trying to suck women's toads. He was trying it's the
weirdest thing. And there was a flasher and I always thought, what's the
big deal. It's a flasher, no big deal. But sometimes these things
progress, they get a little brazen. Now all of a sudden, they're
more than flashing. They're trying to make you touch it or whatever. And
we don't need this ship, right, nobody needs to deal with that.
I was young once and there's these three old ladies on a park bench and
I flashed them. The first woman had a stroke, the second woman had
a stroke. But the third one, when you get get is that in
the director's cut? Is that, Joe is? You want to see if
it's there? You know what we had to do with the director's cut.
We went in there and we started talking, and we we kept repeating ourselves.
So we had to go home and kind of write a script and space
things out. Yeah, then to tell them it's amazing how many things like
how just sitting in front of the camera or a microphone and just talking is
not You have to have a plan, you do. You have to have
a plan, and if you don't have a plan, you're gonna wind up,
you know, doing what we do. I'm just saying that that would
be the thing. Have you ever been speaking of underwear and things ever been
grossed out. I was just no, but by someone you were dating,
because I remember like this. I remember I shouldn't even my parents would go
away. My buddies would just move in. It became like a frat house
and we would have parties and stuff. And I remember going into one of
the bedrooms, opening the door and here and looking down and there's underwear,
women's underwear instill in the pan, like everything was taken off in a hurry,
but there was a big streak, and I was like, oh god,
damn. And I remember a guy in college where a girl was a
really nice guy, pretty good looking guy. And I remember getting this second
or third hand from a woman that she would say like he only brushed his
teeth once a day, and since I his toothbrush was in wet. And
one night she wakes up and the next day there's like he you don't think
they got busy that night. And the next day on his side of the
bed there's like a big brown streak. So she just washed the sheets,
but she's grossed out. And I went, if you can't make out of
the bedroom to wipe your ass, I think you got bigger problems than that.
I mean I think I've always been the gross one in any relationships.
I believe. I'm not surprised. I can clean my bathroom a little bit
more, you know, and pick up a little bit and uh, you
know this day asked me, he goes, is your apartment clean? I'm
like, no, what are you gonna do if a girl comes over?
I'm like, it's there, it don't matter what. Hang on a second,
now, I have to and I wish and we need to bring in
and get a panel for this. Okay, I'm dead serious because I think
that things could be going well for you. I'm just a pig. No,
I'm not saying that. I'm saying that you're thinking like a guy,
because I think if a guy goes, I may not come back because I
was a little grossed out. But I'm here now, and I don't know
that women think the same way. I don't. I think that women all
of a sudden, they'll go, oh, if this is like this,
when was the last time those shoots are? Eh? That's all I would
be interested to hear what women have to say to that. We we gotta
find a I think we need a third part of this triangle. No,
we don't know Okay, I could. I mean, I could make that
happen. I'm just saying, like, well, somebody that fits in our
but a woman that would that could give you a perspective on this, like
I would almost be I may go out on the street. I need women's
perspective. Fuck, dude, you need some Yeah, okay, No,
I'm saying I'm that if you're trying to attract, if I'm trying to hunt
deer, right, you're gonna do I think? No? Do I go
and think like a hunter? Or do I go watch the deer and see
where they go and what attracts them and what doesn't Where do they like to
hang out, what time of day are they around, that sort of thing.
All right? If I want to get women, I hunt women the
same way I hunt deer. Yes, drive fast, hit them, and
then be like, hey, I'm gonna call an ambulance and what are you
doing next Thursday? I take the deer to the zoo, give it to
the lion. Speaking of dating, listen to this for a second. I
think this is the right piece long term relationship that was like in the public
eye. How do you feel transitioning from that into dating? Now? This
is Josh Allen's ex girlfriend. Oh what heaven to her? What's the whole
story, Brittany Williams. I think they just broke up. There was rumors
that he had impregnated in another person. I don't think there's any truth to
that whatsoever. A waitress right, supposedly supposedly, I'm not sure that that
was really the case. They have known each other since they were eight growing
up in Fresno. She changed immensely. I think when you are exposed to
the next level of rich, like the next level of rich, that's not
the next level Oh no rich as a kid. No, what I'm saying
is she grew up. This is gonna be very bad and people will not
be happy with me. I was at Buffalo Bill's training camp, had a
little more access than the average person. Took my kids. They got to
meet Josh and she was there, and she did not look like she does
now. She was a little bigger, she was a little right now,
all of a sudden, she's gotten to aerobics. She's tan all the time.
She looks like I mean, she looks money. She looks just gonna
say that she looks money. What I'm saying is when you get exposed to
that something about money, it soaks into your pores. I swear to God,
especially for women. Guys are just well, if I had money,
I wouldn't be ubering. I'd be at the gym more. I wouldn't be
doing this fucking show, that's for sure. Yeah, buying, you know,
top rate hookers with teeth. Yes, if you get a well,
had only that movie hit A Knight of the Cat, I just couldn't.
It'd be better than just the same thing, the same premise. Smile.
But listen to listen to this. These are young women. Now, this
is a woman who's got to be in her mid twenties. Imagine dating this
long term relationship that was like in the public eye. How do you feel
transitioning from that into dating? Now? That is the question, because you
guys were together for a really long time, very long time. I was
with my ex boyfriend for on and off like ten years. I would say
coming into the dating world was very very difficult for me, first because it
is out there, and then he cheated at me, and then I dated
his friend and he had a better card, and uh. We had an
interview with this microphone where it came So the story I heard was Josh that
cut flowing around you and pregnated it. It makes you wait, I don't
think that she found out about Well, why did she move out at four
o'clock in the morning to ruin his day? I don't even know if that's
true. That was true, because that's what Stephan Digg's big thing is that
you put your problems in front of the team and you're he had no sleep
the night before the Cincinnati game, and his teammates found out about him.
That's kind of why they apart. I know, but like I always,
I don't know, keep a woman in check. Well, I had heard
those things too, and then I had heard people who have access to the
team. They're going that that's not the truth. Now would they? Would
they be better off saying that didn't happen. I don't know. Josh didn't
seem like himself. Maybe I I have. Have you ever gotten in an
argument with a woman that left in the middle of the night. Nope,
no, neither. Well she forgot where she was for a Yeah, that
was in my favor. Where who are you? I? Uh No,
I haven't. But I always think that that stuff is like i'd have to
hear it from right. I want Stefan Diggs to tell me this because everybody,
but I mean, look, where there's smoke, there's usually fire.
Right, where there's smoke, there's fire. I don't know. He's moved
on. He's with Harley Steinfeld and was all over New York last May.
He's gonna be a golfer, right. His golf game is really good.
His golf game is very good. Right, people, I can't tell you
how he plays with Norwood. Danny gets always hits it. Danny gets wide
right, Danny gets so upset, He's like, yo, can we have
a quarterback it's not going to be a celebrity in the off season and actually
work on his game, right, because none of the other quarterbacks play golf,
Like I don't know. Well, anyway, don't steal underwear when you're
down in Nondae and uhday, Josh Allen's girlfriend ex girlfriend is available. What
is he she's dating in New York? Is the town population there three?
Yes? Well now too because one's arrested, right, that's how they got
him. Right, Well, Monday's it's such a nice it's pretty dumb.
It's small. I stayed there one night I plugged in my electric grazer.
That trolley stopped. I mean we're talking a small town. You know.
Last week the zoo closed down, the duck died. Oh well, that's
sad. These are all these are all the things that didn't make We're gonna
have a didn't make it. We're gonna have a cat. We're gonna have
a showing at the Night of the Canada. They're driving. Uh, we're
only having one feature. You can't do a double feature. There not enough
people. Uh, well, we'll take a moment at Kansas City Parade shooting
terrible, Yeah, terrible. Did they catch a guy and they oh,
yeah, they caught him. I have not been watching it, and they
may No, that's that's probably healthy. Uh they may not be charged.
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There's some breaking news that's happening, and I don't have a lot of details
on it, but we are in as you said, Fairport and Fairport Central
School District is releasing a statement saying we are aware of a law enforcement matter
pertaining to a Fairport staff member. The staff member has not been in a
Fairport school since before winter break, which was just last week, so that
means they weren't there yet. No, I was winter break for the kids,
Christmas break, winter break. When does a spring break? Spring break
comes up, probably around Easter time. She'll be in another month. Don't
worry about a lot of breaks in school, A lot of breaks, seriously,
so that means they haven't been there yesterday or today. So they got
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They decline any further confirmation updates. People are going another pedal educational pedo.
But I think we found the teacher and you have it on your phone
right there. I think if you can play, I think we have audio
of this person right here and holding up, holding up. I want to
hear it. And then she chokes and she spits it out. Doug has
this thing where what is it? Old ladies? It's not old ladies?
It was reels on Facebook, So I just go through and uh no,
but okay, And this one came up while you're coming back from timeout.
It was a time safety test with her huge cans or can we can we
back up? Back up for a second, back up? You realize that
these things run on what's called an algorithm. Yeah, so did you?
This just showed up for you, is what you're saying. Do you know
why this would just show up for you, Doug? Because because I'm talking
about old women usually in my phone? Here? Is it because of Big
Brothers? Send me? Because you clicked on somebody else's reel that was a
former stripper dancing around doing her panting shots, And yes, I did,
you did? And I'm telling your dad. I'm telling him right now out
David. All right, Well her name was Priscilla. If you go to
my reels and what looks, see what I look have saved. I can
do that right now. Saved. Actually besides miss Banana time, we've got
a painting. Okay. I thought it was very cool, so I kept
that. Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about you. That's I'm going
to these these dirty old lady reels. Yes, you are, just you're
saving them to show your mom and dad when you go, hey, look
I found a painting you're gonna love. That's not That's not what I'm saying.
What it is? Okay, I gotta look her up. That time
we were going to have her in a Knight of the Cat. She was
she was unavailable. It's Banana time. It's Banana with her Banana get ready,
Nana, Nana bread, Nana Branna Uh. The man accused of firing
the first shots at the Kansas City Chief super Bowl rally told authorities he felt
threatened. Well, a second man said he pulled the trigger because someone was
shooting at him. Missouri has a stand your ground law? What a stand
your ground law? Stand your ground. Oh yes. In other words,
if you feel threatened, you have and he shot somebody, right, Yeah,
So experts say that even though the shooting left one by standard dead because
I've these like one guy I heard from a wit AND's like just sprayed his
shots, got frustrated and just sprayed. Roughly two dozen people were injured.
Twenty three year old Lindell Mays and an eighteen year old Dominic Miller might have
good cases for self defense though in the state's standard ground law. So twenty
three and eighteen standard ground it Thirty states have this law. And that's one
thing I don't like. I mean, it's a second amendment, you know,
right to bare arms. There should be one law United States figured out,
not state to state. Yeah. Well, well it's you know,
you're right to speech that covers everything. There is a professor emeritus of political
science at the State University of New York at Cortland, whose research focuses on
gun policy and politics. He said, well, earlier laws allowed people to
use force to protect themselves in their homes. Standard ground provides even broader self
defense rights regardless of your location. And I'm not sure if it's a bad
thing, but these are well eighteen to twenty three. I mean, it's
not like you don't how they were eighteen and twenty three are the people?
Okay, you and I are walking down, say we're going from here.
We're walking down Iron Smoke, and all of a sudden there's a gang of
thirty people coming towards us. Yes, my life would feel threatened if looking
at them, if they're not cross the street, or if I cross the
street and they cross over to meet me, I feel threatened. If I'm
going to a place as fi people are, You're not gonna feel threatened.
You know there's gonna be people there. Yeah. I think these guys had
an argument and then and that's all you need. Reasonable Well, yeah,
or or who knows if it's gonna hold up? Who knows how good good
lawyer? I don't. I don't. That's a great question. I don't
know the answer. I'm just saying that it seems different than the guy who
was you know, had his wife's purse snatched or was mugged, knock to
the ground, and then reaches down by his boot, whips out his gun
and shoots the guy. I think, what do you mean if you're getting
mugged. That's what I'm saying that I'm saying that seems like it would be
that's what this law is for that if I were out in the street and
I happen to have a concealed carry license, and I'm most of these people
are are are I don't own a gun, but they're they're legal firearms.
Most of the people that have firearms are probably all binding citizens of paid for
the license in New York State and get rid of it, right So,
and I don't know, and I don't know what the gun laws in Missouri,
like you say, state's of state, I don't know what they are.
But I don't know many eighteen year olds. I was approached to get
a pistol permit. Uh, the paperwork was too daunting and I didn't do
it. But I'm just saying like it's a lot. So I don't know.
I don't know what kind of gun and how these guys had guns.
I don't know that you can stretch this law. It seems to be quite
a stretch. A young woman who is on the DJ in Kansas City,
on the radio on a morning show died. Yeah, you know, so
I don't know how you everybody feels name. I'm I'm tarnished, I feel
what well, I don't know how you had to say, hold you standing
ground when when the number twenty people got shot, that's what I'm not.
There's twenty people coming after exactly there weren't though there aren't. It was this
argument and this guy out of frustration, some kid who couldn't control his or
any human being. I always think that the number one thing and one of
the hardest things for adults to do is learn to control your emotions. You
know, that's you got to master that. You know, the idea of
never let him see a sweat. I guess it is. I was sweating
earlier. I couldn't help it. No, But you know what I'm saying,
Like, when when somebody's really getting to you to the point where you
know if you're going to reach in and start shooting, well, this is
it's like it's it's great. No, but even to the point where you
might want to pop off and punch someone in the face. You know that's
having a couple of times this year not oh without a doubt, what that
you want to get in a fight? That you want to get in a
fight? Yeah, what the fuck are you hanging out? Was it the
golf course? So I was inside. We called for late tea time as
two thirty five. Yeah, my buddy wasn't there yet. I go in.
I pay for me and him and Gabby had a counter two thirty five.
Doug, Oh, here you go, guy five feet away. You're
two thirty five. I go yeah. He goes, oh, we're two
thirty seven or two forty five minutes. Yeah. I go, okay,
well, I'm gonna go pick up. My buddy will be out. So
I get in the car. I go to uh the cart, the golf
cart. Yeah okay, Actually he left. I'm still fying on my stuff.
They give me a key. I get in the car. He goes,
hey, you're two thirty five. You want to hurry up. We
got all these people waiting now you already said something inside. Yeah, oh
getting point. Now there's eight of them, there's just me. But he
wants to seem like mister cool shit right right, And my buddy's like,
hey, I'm here, And it just totally frustrated me. How's your game
that day? It was terrible. Actually I didn't say anything to him,
but I said something to uh club manager, and he goes, yeah,
he's kind of a dick, So I let it go. I was frustrated.
My room, My control your emotions, right, But I would have
felt great kicking the ship out of there, okay, but getting into good?
What good was good? Was what good would have come of it?
Though, honestly, take away what good. Maybe he wouldn't have treated somebody
rudely like that again in his life, okay, but why because you got
in his face and he's got eight guys with him, and so now they're
all going to chest up and somebody's going to swing, and you're gonna get
arrested like his wife. So that was very frustrating that that day I was
close to yeah to go in. I think I was that frustrated that should
have kept his mouth shot, just trying to look cool in front of his
friends, and I did they have time? You know, my buddy's waiting
to go. This is It was gonna be a great day getting out of
work early. Hey, let's go go play a team. It was just
kind of ruined for some asshole that couldn't keep his mouth shut. Now,
sometimes when those things happened, I and I I don't know why I've had
anything like that happened recently. But I would always just kind of I just
go sort of inside myself and I just go almost I have the ability.
Just fucked up. You have to be ready for this. I have the
ability. I I think everybody can do this. I can lower my heart
rate. It's almost hibernation, just so. Yeah, I have. I
tested it once while having an EKG and alarms went off because I got my
heart rate so low. So you've obviously practiced this. Yeah, it's meditation.
So when your wife rolls over and says, hey, you no,
I'm like a possum dead. Thus they don't have a wife, Well I
I technically I think I do. But here's the thing that I but I
I think like if you can learn to just kind of let it go,
and then the greatest thing would be enough stuff. If you could. Why
are you even saying that you think the life's never gonna stop coming at you,
Doug. It's gonna come out, It's gonna come at you and come
at you all the time. That's what I'm letting enough stuff go. Fuck
you. I'm taking you. God. It's crazy, crazy, all razy
talk golf, And sometime I know right when he plays, we'll get the
golf time right before and you give videotape and then you can have this schmuck
on your show. Let's let's well, we'll close it out with this,
uh, this story today. This is they have a problem. I don't
know what it is with a fair poort. Teacher will be all over the
news and all the all the pontificators and the talking morons will tell you what
they think is happening, and not really knowing the full details of anything,
but they'll all conjecture like we like to do. But this is my This
person has my vote for Teacher of the Year. A decision leaving parents wondering
what was she thinking? After a teacher brought swords to school to have students
fight one another in the classroom and it was caught on camera. I love
this woman. A decision leaving parents wondering what was she had sink seords after
a teacher brought swords to school to have students fight one another in the classroom
and it was caught on camera. Now will solely is show Armor News Thirteen's
only so Pardo has then on it. So you're going to cut instead of
hearing a teacher's lesson in a Volcanic Vista chemistry class on May second of twenty
twenty two, attorneys two years ago, swords of clinking students take each other
on in a makeshift classroom arena, all at the instruction of their teacher.
It was just total shock. What's not a shocking is what happened next when
a student got a deep cut and how to go to the emergency room.
Not only did this teacher and aps not protect this child but actively put her
in harms way, actively created this danger and put everybody filming it right.
Well, the girl that actually gets hurt could reasonably be boy boy verse boy
girl verse girl. Yeah. Absolutely, and the teacher, they say,
is responsible. According to the lawsuit, the teacher told the students she had
a surprise that day and brought out two swords, the suit says, clear
away the desks and ordered them to take turns fighting each other, which attorney
this is amazing. Take turns fighting each other. Now, I've seen a
lot of different things in schools. I've heard of the teachers staying I'm sick
of you fighting and bringing oversized boxing gloves so you really couldn't get hurt that
much. They got in trouble, but they were trying to sell it.
This is a teacher. I think she was teaching a chemistry class on metals
and then brought in the swords, cleared the desks. There were in a
circle and had the kids and one kid's like backing up? Is the other
kids coming out? Yeah? Absletely? Who thinks this is a good idea?
He's teacher. Well, you know sometimes I remember seventh grade a story.
I remember the guy whose name was Hanks. Kids kept going back and
forth. He made everybody put their decks in the desks in the circle and
let them have ad it in the middle of room. Yeah, and I
remember being in the office or principal's office for whatever reason. I don't think
I was in trouble. He's explaining it to the vice principal and showing the
cuts on the because I was tired of hearing them. Yeah, I could
just get He got arrested later, and I think you get fed up after
a while. Deep cut and how to go to the emergency room. Not
only did this teacher and aps not protect this child, but actively put her
in harm's way, actively created this danger and put deadly weapons right into these
students' hands, and exactly he anticipated is what happened. Jessica Hernan was one
of the representing that students. It's going to be the double features, they
say is responsible. According to the lawsuit, the teacher told the students she
had a surprise that day and brought out The suit says she put on a
timer, had them clear away the death and ordered them on. This cell
phone video taken by the victim right before she was selected to fight, you
can see students laughing and fighting with swords while the teacher seen here in the
gray shirt, her legs crossed cause teacher to think this was a good idea.
According to an incident report, the assistant principal claimed to the teacher had
brought the swords to discuss the science of metal and right, here's my thing
here. I'll ask this seriously, we can all look at this and go,
this is this is ridiculous. I'm not putting a sword in a teenager's
hand. Ever, I don't care or right, these are kids in high
school. It's a what were you thinking? It's idiotic? But it twenty
twenty four, twenty twenties, Uh, we see everything This could have happened
in my high school and no one would have fucking known. It would have
been talked about, and the teacher could have denied it. The kids could
have said, it happened. Do you understand what I'm saying? Fucking fifty
years ago? Right when you're in Fuck you? All right? Forty years
ago? Fuck you? Thirty years ago? Okay, no, thirty years
ago. I graduated college. But yes, you weren't doing the stupid shit.
Yeah, four years they were, Yeah, they were. Oh my
god, I had a teacher who made you Yeah. All the time,
we arm wrestled and they he'm wrestling, I gonna hurt he you can hurt
somebody's shoulder. That h Gina and Prado had to push an eraser across the
floor with her nose because she had a nose job and he made her do
that. That's demeaning. Yeah, fire, I love this teacher. It
was my favorite teacher. Hit people over the head of the clipboard. I
used to love it. He used to flip me I could get a ten
or one hundred because I never studied for his quizzes. The ten and then
he let me take the test and I get a fifty. I'm just saying,
like, I think a lot of stuff went on. It should never
have. This is ridiculous. We shouldn't be having and why are you putting
this is dumb? Dumb. There's other ways to do it. But now,
when my parents went to school, yeah, in the city Jefferson,
Madison, they all high schools had a different chapter. Like one was a
alga culture, Oh, agriculture yeah yeah, yeah, obviously learning how to
crop or plan. And I think one had a carpentry and I think maybe
mechanics. Yeah yeah, Franklin. So it gave you some I think you
should have all those in each schools, at least for vocational stuff. Yeah.
It was like wood shop mechanic Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
We had that. When I was in school, they didn't have that
for you. I went to I went to art class. Yeah that was
your could take art classish or woods. Right, and you're still artists and
you like painting. You just saved a couple of painting reels to make a
very realize that you're not a pervert. And uh, you also do sponge
painting. SpongeBob SquarePants. Absolutely, it's amazing. Movies punge down with my
sponge fan with my pants down. What a great day, A lot of
fun. Oh you're all, I am not joking. I had a great
time today, A lot of laughter, a lot of love in the room.
There is a lot of love in the room. There is. It's
all coming from you. I think that's awesome. Banana time, all right,
Go enjoy your banana for Doug Belts, the creator, the writer,
the director of the night at the Cat. I know Moran will see you tomorrow.