Hello, everybody, Welcome to and just like that, and just like that,
I wish the show deserved the dramatic introduction. So good, Oh my
god, it's so good. Isn't it like the best revamp? What do
you call it? Reboot? I guess you could say, yeah, revamp
works too. I mean, look, first of all, we do have
exciting news, a couple of exciting things to say because we're here doing and
just like that on a Tuesday, right, you are getting this right now
on a regular time that we would talk about The Bachelor. Yes, because
obviously we're on a little bit of a break with the Bat for a couple
of weeks. Don't worry, we got that all covered. But we're excited
because it's big Day. It's like Tuesday energy, Big day energy. And
what is better for big day energy than Aiden walking into a room and saying,
Stephanie say it, Cello. Okay, here's what happened. So let
me just set that and this is a hot peak behind the curtain that we
like to do sometimes. All right, So just the episode we're on,
episode nine, it starts carries in bed I guess whatever, Aiden walks in
and he just goes Cello So what happens is I'm out with friends because I'm
not, you know, I'm not always home doing recaps. No, I
have to have some kind of life, and I'm out. I'm not.
I'm not even really looking at my phone. I'm really just like, phone
is down. I'm in a conversation, but my phone starts blowing up.
It's blowing up like text after text, phone calls, which is jarring in
this day and age. You see your phone ringing and you're like, what,
So it's Stephanie. So I'm like, I need to make sure everything's
okay. I checked my voicemail. Stephanie is like you, she seems kind
of mad. I'm like, oh no, she's mad. What happened?
She's like, you did not even trigger warned me about Aiden walking into the
room and going jello. All of that honestly genuinely happened. He's it's like
it's like he's on an episode of like Laverne and Shirley. You know,
it's the worst, Like, how how are the writers either They're like,
let's make let's give her the ick right now. But I was yes,
but I mean it's worse. It's to me that was worse than special Lady
needs special floors. I mean it was up there. I won't say it
was worse, but it was the same tone I think I said to you.
I was like, what is he going to do next? Like how
about a little veno, like a little za. It's crazy making. I
don't understand. She's a she's a sort of sophisticated Yorker. What part of
her care is going to be? Like I want to fuck this guy who
just said cillo. But that's the thing that sucks so much about the show.
And there's so many things that suck about the show, so we don't
even know where to start, right. But one of the things is like
the missed opportunity of us relating like as men and women, just anybody,
all of us, men, women, everybody that we're like you. What
is it that turns people off? Why? And that would be one of
the things I'm trying to think of. Something like I had a huge crush
on someone, let's just even say, for years, years and years and
years, and this is someone who came in and out of my life.
And then he'd said that he came in and he wasn't kidding and he was
just like Cillo, I'm a vampire. I'm gonna bite your neck like you
did a couple of weeks ago. Like I would just be figuring out a
way. I would call Stephanie and be like, listen, I know for
years I've obsessed about this guy, and I finally got him, and now
how do I get out? How do I get out? But none of
that's happening. If you if Carrie right, if they cut to Carrie having
brunch with her friends and she's like, I just I thought I thought he
was the guy for me, but he came in this morning and he said
shallow her, and she and then her friends she would have to say to
her friends, guys, be honest with me, love with me hasn't always
been like that, and they'd all be like, Carrie, yes, that's
why you didn't like him before. We need Samantha, of course, because
she was the only one that would say it back then. You know,
Charlotte's like I love it, love is good, and Samantha's like, oh
god, honey, no. She even says there's a line where she goes,
if I had to look at that turquoise jewelry. So Samantha was the
only one that would say it. Miranda was just mean about it. She'd
just be like, whatever, Carrie, it's always boys with you. So
then you're doing right. But I guess that's at least kind of real.
We do have that friend who just doesn't want to hear it at all.
And then yes, Samantha was the only one that you were like, yeah,
it was horrifying. So now there's nobody putting that that ship in check.
And are the writers Okay, this is what I on his question,
what do you think are the Are the writers thinking that's cute? Like,
oh, we know Aiden's character, so let's just oh, that would be
such an aidanism in a cute way, not in a way that aren't anybody
feeling in the writer's room like what are you people doing? Isn't there anybody
keeping the writers in check? And going guys, no, no, totally
not clearly, there's no one keeping the writer's inn I mean, I love
it. We're not even out of the first line of the first show and
we're this upset and this does not get better by the way this continues.
I don't know. I do know that back when she met the Barish Nikoff
guy Alexander Petrofsky When she dated him, there was a whole episode of it
was called the ick There was the episode called the ick Factor. Really yes,
and so she would had been dating him a while and he was being
really cheesy and he was you know, I can't do a Russian accent,
as you know, but you could. And he's basically like, oh,
that's French. Yeah. He's like, hello, Carrie, hallo, hallo,
carry ye are you a spy? I don't know. I can't do
it, okay, go on, I can't read. So he's trying to.
He wants to read old poetry to her, like in bed, and
he makes her these like really dark like coffee, you know, black coffees
with no cream. And then the whole thing is she's like, I'm an
American, sir, I need a little bit of cream with my god Like
it was a whole furry thing, right, But the whole thing was that
she goes to breakfast with her friends after he's trying to read her like Russian
literature, and she's like I couldn't and then they were all like you,
everyone's saying you, and then she literally she's like, I left my body.
I was so grossed out it's the whole. But then but then she
likes him, so maybe past it, she gets past it to be fair,
Yeah, he's charming enough. Yeah, so maybe it's it's hard.
It's I just feel like they either hate Carrie, but wouldn't Carrie, No,
wouldn't carry wouldn't Sarah Jessica Parker. I actually confused the character with the
actress. Wouldn't Sarah Jessica Parker be like, guys, that's not like I
would get picked out by that. She's so phoning it in that I don't
think she had. I mean, all she cares about is like some dumb
like rose that she has pinned on her stupid outfit, Like it was so
cute when she was younger, and that was so crazy that you would just
walk down the street like that, but now you can't have it all ways,
but she doesn't care. She does not seem to care. She phones
every single line in. She doesn't. She didn't give a shit. I
don't like I'm not like I used to. I was thought she was carried
too, And I know that's not fair. They're not their characters, but
Carrie is so much more likable to me than Sarah Jessica Parker and that's just
the truth. Yeah, and she And that's sad because because Sarah, because
Carrie's not likable the scene not now, Oh god, she's the worst per
I've ever Okay, so all right, so back So they're back in New
York there at the so Aiden still doesn't understand the Airbnb thing. He's just
a moron, right, She's like, please don't talk. We're gonna get
Jay in trouble. We're gonna get kicked out. He doesn't get it,
keeps doing it. But and you'd think he's never lived in New York.
He's never They make him the most unsophisticated guy ever. They're really doubling down
on this. I'm just a guy from a farm, I don't know,
from doorman and doorbells? What is what's it all mean? Wait a minute,
we're about to get to the best part already. We just just started.
So whyat this is? His son calls He's and I wrote, He's
worse than Brady or any of Charlotte's kids. He's just got everybody has the
worst kids in the world. Like, I've never this this kid, Dad,
Where are you, dad? What are you doing? There's going to
be more of that. But then there's a knock at the door, and
so what so she goes. But before that, I just I cannot let
the moment pass that Aiden says, Oh I saw the doorman. I gave
him a little salute. Oh my god, I mean, coming right on
the heels of Cello. He gave the doorman a salute. And she's like,
stop being friendly guys, and he's like, help it. I'm Chattie
mcnice guy, Chattie mc chipper guy. Oh shut up. I hate you.
I hate we all. We just we hate them. We hate Aidan
the way we did before. And people I would have arguments, you know
how you said last week, you said you're like everybody was choosing big,
nobody wanted aid That's not true. I had arguments with my friends back in
the day about it. I was like, and I got like, people
said mean things to me, my own friends, like, of course you
would choose like the asshole guy. And as you and I've said on our
other podcast, that's not me. I don't purposely do that, no,
of course not. I Like, I'm not the like the guy's smoking in
the corner with the tats, that's not my type. No, so I'm
not doing that, and it's like, no, yes, maybe my guy's
a little avoidant. I'll give you that. Maybe that's what they were trying
to say, Like, of course you'd want the guy that's like takes ten
years to get okay fair, But like Aiden was never nobody whatever, and
so now his son's like a twerp. I wrote, twerp. Oh,
his son is horrible. All friends on this show, I just wrote,
Aiden says, well, don't take it personally. He's fourteen, So so
every every kid who's fourteen is just a giant asshole, because that's not true.
It's not true. I have two fifteen year olds who went through the
year of being fourteen. They would never talk to me like that though.
They would never never, So I'm not saying, oh, my kids are
perfect, but I'm saying, like none of my friends kids, I've never
seen that. I've never seen that over the top asshole behavior, at least
I haven't seen it tolerated. Well. Also, okay, oh my god,
that's exactly the point. Also, like he didn't go what all he
went through is that his parents got divorced, which would be like all of
his friends it's right, Like, it's not the seventies where he was the
first I was like, oh yeah, my parents are divorced, Like,
oh no, that's not Kramer versus Kramer. I mean, he's got a
good mom who cares about him. They have money, he's got like a
good house to live in, and whatever, like whatever's going on with his
buddies or whatever, like that has nothing to do with Aiden. And that
is like the fact that Aiden's like cool, cool, Sorry, Kerry is
just fourteen. No you have to like scold your kid for acting like a
dick. Yeah, but no you can't. No, he doesn't at all.
But then okay, it gets worse. Knock at the door. Kar's
like, oh no, it's the front. We can't open it. Aiden
comes out in tidy whities that we have to we got we have to talk
about the tidy whities, like in detail. I was I had full I
had deuced chills. Of course you did, of course, dud. That
is a choice. That is a choice by the writers. And now I'm
like, you're fucking with us, you are You're saying how much can they
take? How much can this audience? How much can people take of Aiden?
Before they're like protesting, right, you couldn't just put him in like
box or briefs, which is what somebody would wear now, not boxers,
but box or briefs that are No. I don't think they sell tidy whiteis.
They probably had to buy them at a garage sale. They were they
were hunting. Somebody had to be like rummage sale hunt, We've got to
get some tidy whities. The disgusting. Why do they have to be white?
It's so gross? And then he like, we get that his body
is supposed to be good. We're showing you could show those in box or
briefs, tight sexy Calvin Klein boxer briefs. So he comes out like that
and it's so gross because the only reason his body is good is because Michael
Patrick King forced him to diet for the role. Yeah, it's the whole
thing is disgusting, and it makes no sense for the character either. Like
you said, like I'm just a die just eat. We eat real on
the farm. We don't like go on these New York diets. Yes,
oh, but you go to the gym six pack exactly, go to crunch,
but you don't know not to buy those unders, like you see other
guys at the gym right, and they're at like, I don't know how
gyms work, but I guess they put their pants on at the locker area
or whatever they do. You know, you know they don't wear those so
annoying. It's so crazy. I don't know Jim's work, but I'm assuming
you see people in their underwear you askhole. I'm so mad at him.
I'm like, why why didn't he complain? Why didn't he say, like,
guys, I'm just I'm not I lost. I lost forty pounds for
the role, which would am I Robert de Niro. It's and just like
that, stop with this Christian bale. They make him do like a really
thick accent. He's like, I don't know why aiden would now have this
French accent. I just don't Okay, whatever you say what you guys want.
Then it's like the cute see music. As they get evicted, It's
like, boom, how adorable. That's so relatable. We're being kicked out
of this very expensive pannhouse. Yepkay, Like did the writers strike already start
in? These people are all scalp I have literally said that twenty I'm like
when did the writer. I was looking at the dates, like when did
this? When did they? This was all written under the table by like
people that work at Starbucks and that's it, and or like the executives say
I get their regular Starbucks and they're like, oh my gosh, you always
get our order. Right? Do you want to write an episode of this
show? And they're like, I mean, I've never seen it, but
I'll give it a whirl. Give it. It's like listen. If you
can't, don't worry. We have some AI bots, but they don't pay
for the expensive aibots. There's different there's different levels, right, I'm sure
there will be. It's like we'll just get the cheapest one. And they're
like, okay, Tidy Whitey's Aiden comes out, they get evicted, so
then so Seema. So then we cut to Seema. Oh million dollars.
So they do a crossover with Ryan from Million Dollars listening to New York.
I bet you didn't know that's who that was. I didn't. Okay,
well he's and using his real name too. They're like, Ryan, what
we have to make this set? And it's supposed to be so adorable,
because so why are why are the real people in real life. Now it's
a show. Why is Ryan like the real Ryan? It's it makes me
know, none of it makes sense, none of it, none of it.
They eat it so much. So then I can't read my handwriting.
Here. Let's see, I just wrote, Sema fucks her exit at at
the apartment, because because remember remember that I've thought, yes, I know,
but I thought it was okay. So it's a director. I wrote
the directory, so directory like of course he has a little next scarf,
because you know directors like directors from what dade? The next scarf? Yeah,
I just write they bone's he directing the Godfather? Like what are you
doing? It's just such a He's like, oh, I don't know.
I'm just the director. He's not French, he's English, and he's he's
got his I've got my love shooting in Egypt, so I've got this next
scarf? What even next scarf? And then she's like I'm gonna go let
him. And then he's like I'll take it. Takes it takes the apartment
because she fuck what? Also just what real estate agent? Like how she's
a very successful, very successful real estate agent. Really, so you're sleeping
with your clients in the how in the apartment that you're trying to sell,
Like that would just net. That's so unprofessional. I feel that would happen.
I'm gonna I'm gonna agree to disagree on this one. I feel like
you would do that in real life. If there's any real estate people out
there, I bet you've had sex with a client. I'm not like,
you know, no judgment, and I'm not pointing fingers. I'm not gonna
try to realize you fucking your client shaming. Oh not at all. I
would do it if I could on that level. Okay, So okay.
So now Miranda is hanging with Brady. I liked the scene. Actually,
she wants him to do a program in Costa Rica, but he's like,
yeah, I don't want to. No. I thought he was actually being
better in this thing. I thought he was okay. I think he was
just saying, like, look I need a break, mom, back off
a little. I'm gonna work with dad. I'm okay. He could be
worse. Now, I feel like he I don't like the hair, but
I mean, you know I don't. I'll tell you why I don't like
it. I don't like it because Brady. They're making him seem very entitled,
like he came home, he broke up with his he and his girlfriend
broke up, she broke up with him, and now he's just like,
yeah, I don't really need to answer for when I'm gonna like move out
and figure out what i want to do, and I'm going to be annoyed
that you're even trying to pressure me. And she's like, well, I
mean he's grown, like he doesn't need to figure out what his life is
and he doesn't need to get annoyed that she's trying to find out, Like
what's your plan? You can't just continue living here indefinitely. And he's like,
well, you didn't figure out your path till you were fifty six.
Yeah, I guess that was so I have thirty years living off you and
dad doing nothing, Like what's he doing? Yeah, and that was unfair
I did. I took it the way that the two actors, I guess
we're playing it was kind of sweet, kind of it felt real like a
mom kind of trying to back off being a little sense of like being a
little a little scared of her kid, which does happen. I have seen
that happen where you're like every single thing I say, So, I'm just
gonna not gonna push. I don't know. I don't have kids, so
to me, I even then I felt like, I don't know, I've
seen worse, is all. I guess. Compared to all the other kids
on the show, he didn't seem the worst, but he's been really bad.
Well, you had a break up in Amsterdam. Yeah, but remember
when all the calls to his mom and just how he's acted before. He's
very entitled. He's no different than any of the other kids on this show.
Right, this is my opinion. This is our last show of this
show. Okay. Wait, so then they're trying to she calls Miranda,
calls Charlotte, right, and she's like, make make your daughter come over
and talk some sense into my son. Yes, okay, that was okay,
that wouldn't happen. And are we to believe that they haven't really met
before, because they were acting almost like this was going to be a blind
setup, like, oh, you know it'd be great, is if your
daughter. I mean, these people have known each other, they have brunch
every fucking five minutes. Yeah, they made a joke about like we've only
hung out that one time, Like they went they hung out like on a
beach trip or something, and Rock was like yeah, and he stayed in
his tent the whole time. I guess they were trying to make a masturbation
joke because Charlotte was like, yeah, it's tricky when you're fourteen. Yeah.
I was like, oh my god, leave this kid alone. But
it is It is weird from a friend group perspective that your kids are all
around the same age and you only have brunch with each other and your kids
are almost never there. It's it's weird. It is weird. But that
was that's the story stuff. Yeah, that's the big st story. And
another storyline that makes no sense. I'm like, do any of these people
have kids? Why wouldn't they just maybe what would make more sense is if
they just hadn't seen each other in a while. I think that's kind of
what they said. I think that they tried to sort of be friends,
but they just didn't like each other. Okay, they have forced them together
and they Rock was making fun of that, okay, which does kind of
make sense. Like he's kind of a weird guy. He's like a weird
kid. So maybe they were just like good because there's such kind of snobs.
You've totally turned me around on this and I love the show. Now
it all making sense. Well, let me let me turn you back around
because I turned a knock around because now that you love it, Let's let's
talk about Harry for a second. Let me let me just because this is
this is when I lost my mind. So Harry, Harry is in a
work crisis. We don't really know why. Why is he in a work
crisis? He's he's spinning. He's got so much to do. When you're
thinking, well, it's got to be something to do with his law firm,
of which he's it's the biggest law firm in New York and he's a
partner. No, no, no, no, no, he's throwing for
some reason. I never explained a work event for Herbert and the whole thing
he's because Herbert's gonna announce whatever. It's a fundraising event for Herbert running for
whatever. Student council. That's what I'm gonna call it. It's not student
council but whatever. But controller, controller, and no reason means does anybody
what is this? Shobers? What is this crunch crunching numbers, Stephanie,
you know it, you know, builds nose. So but then it becomes
for no reason, the most Jews. Okay, and we again say this,
Stephanie and I are both Jewish, hund Jews, right, yes,
And all of a sudden, Harry, they're like, well, he's Jewish,
so let's jew that up. And he's like, is it kosher?
Is a kosher? I don't know? Or these kosher? Is this koshure
Jewish? Oh my god, I have a topic. I have a whole
thing. It feels it feels so anti anti Jewish, feels anti Semitic,
the whole it gets worse too late. Yes, oh god, the food
and the the what and the Jewish people complaining about the food. I don't
know. It's a kosha. This can't be kosha because it's too good.
Last time it wasn't kosha. You have pigs and a blanket aren't kosher?
Like that's you can just decide that you don't really have to put pork in
there at all, if that is, like, if that really is your
main concern, which I don't know why it would be, but okay,
okay, so I guess Harry. I guess I'll give him this. Harry
is a little conservative. He's not Orthodox, but I think he's not like
reformed. That's why she had to convert, right, because most Jewish people
today would be like whatever, you know, whatever, we're not even gonna
we're not that religious. But he is kind of religious. But like,
why is he in charge of this event? Why is he in charge of
the food. Wouldn't you delegate that to somebody else? You're so fucking rich
that this is your house in Manhattan, but you can't like find someone You're
like, can you take care of the food for the event? Like I
can hire a caterer who knows, let's just keep a kosher that's it.
Right. He's like, I don't all and adolt. Evelyn Goldstein was very
angry, and I have no time to listen to you shar about whatever you're
up to. Right, uh okay? Now Herbert, this is a scene
with Herbert. He comes in and he finds his wife Lisa LTW asleep on
her computer, right, and then doesn't care, doesn't care, like,
doesn't ask if she's sick or if anything's wrong. Right, and then she
says, I believe PBS wants to turn my thing into a documentary. Now
suddenly he's upset with her. So his thing is like, Oh, I
can do my job, my finance big businessman doing business things job and run
for comptroller. But like, oh, you want to do your have a
like your little documentary thing. Like no, He's like, we can't burn
the candle at both ends. We're too old. And then he's like,
who's gonna make dinner? Yes for a kid? Like the Yeah, that
was so gross. Okay, So now Miranda, well Naya, let's get
to this Naya having just the most graphic sex. But that's where that's where
I am. Ya. Miranda can't sleep because Nia is having just insane loud
who does that? It's not ever that good, guys. I'm gonna just
say this. Listen, and I've said this before. I know sex can
be great. I've had good set whatever, but it's not ever like I
don't I've never I've had roommates. I went to college, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, went to college. Part just means like a lot
there were people around very thin walls, like lots of people having sex.
Nobody's no woman, it doesn't that's not what it is. No, they're
not screaming when they have a roommate with pleasure. It's just not as that
doesn't even if you don't have a roommate, you're not screaming that loud and
play. You're not going to like such a deep dark I understand. Maybe
I'll get an email that's like you should try this, like tain trick set.
Maybe there's a way we can so far that hasn't happened unless like I'm
alone, and that's just the truth. And even then you're not gonna make
those noises, right, but no guy can need too. She's just I
just wrote she's faking it. That's so crazy. And oh and the whole
thing is like this is what tender is that she makes like I can just
order somebody so crazy. Yeah, and then oh then she's happy because after
they have sex, he picks up his phone and she's like, oh my
god, you could just we could just pick up our phones right after.
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felt like each scene was almost worse than the last. Oh in this episode,
I was dying because now we're at Chay. We haven't even got We've
been this angry this episode and we're just now at Jay. Yeah of earth,
Minten, don't befraider. Okay, So Chase at the Vet now works.
You know, just had a pilot. So it made so much money
that could they Jay could have a what fifteen thousand dollars a month apartment.
Now it's like has to work for minimum wage at the front desk right of
the vet. I guess. Yeah. But in the last episode, don't
forget it, when Carrie came by, Chay was like, Nope, got
to work through lunch because they paid me time and a half. So this
is a this is an we've established this job pays by the hour. It's
not even a salaried position. This is a so this is a basically probably
minimum wage job that would make her want to work through lunch so that she
could make an extra whatever. So so Chase at the front desk. Bald
lady comes in. I just wrote bald lady because I don't know the person's
name. Bald lady. We don't know that I'm kidding yet, right,
I don't. Yeah, we do find out. So the bald the lady
brings in these kittens to Chay. They vibe, and the wacky boss pops
up. All ways, who is the boss? Who is the blackie boss?
What is their job? They're not a vet? Do they also work
at the front like? What are they like the office manager? So Chase
not even the office manager, Like it is literally the lowest, like the
most entry level job. Yeah. So then okay, so we're you know,
there's a little wing wing. We think this the bald Lady's coming back,
which, of course happens. So then Chay brings these kitten, this
one kitten home to Carrie's house because remember Jay as they switched, they swapped
places. Yeah, and we've never seen Carrie deal with like an animal before.
We established a few weeks ago that Carrie's not a dog person, which
made us very angry. But it tracks right, Oh, because she hated
Pete, she hated Aiden's dog, she lost Aiden's dog while she was like
fucking around with Big right. I hated Carrie in that of course. But
like I guess, she's never mentioned a kat or oo, not about like
now, yeah, she's like, oh, that's what's that scraggly little scraggle
puss doing in here? Yep, she doesn't say that, but we don't
forget. Let's just go back for one moment because when the character that we
find out is named Toby, who is also we we are guessing is non
binary, because you just can't have enough non binary people on this show to
prove just you know how not with it the audiences. It's just a constant,
constant parade of like non binary people and then correcting people who get mad
about pronouns. And you know, it's as I've as I've established, I
think these people actually hate progressive. Oh absolutely, it seems like it's something
something it feels it's it's gotten so far over that it feels anti to me.
It feels like their whole thing is like, isn't this just ridiculous?
Can we all agree it's ridiculous? No, we can't, because non binary,
non binary people don't actually behave that way, right. But okay,
So when Toby comes in, Toby's clearly flirting with Chay and it's basically like,
oh my god, aren't you that? Are you that you look?
You remind me of that famous comedian and Chase like that. I love your
champers. Yeah, it's always it's so they're trying. It's like they're trying
to be No, I love it. I genuinely love it. I think
it's hilarious. Every time I listen back to your Chay, it's just like,
yeah, I understand up, that's what it sounds. I think that's
we know Chay doesn't really sound like that, but that's how we're going to
do it from now on because that works. That works better for me,
right. So Shea's like yeah, once upon a time, ah, right,
So they've established that Toby, the character of Toby is like, oh
my god, I'm I'm like a huge fan, are you performing somewhere?
And Chase says, no, not performing anywhere. No, not performing anywhere.
That's when Wacky Boss pops up and it's like, get it together,
get it together a little, Chay. Yeah, so she sounds Toby gives
Chay their phone number. I believe I missed that. I thought Toby just
showed up. But maybe maybe they do exchange numbers. I blacked out for
a while. I was like, again, I'm not with the US,
but yeah, probably Okay, Well, somehow Toby's going to pop back up
so they can just go to Chay's website. Okay. So after Chay brings
the kittens over to carry, Harry's like, yeah, we got kicked out
of the place. But Chase says, well, I was going to kick
you out anyway, because guess what. Now, I'm making enough money at
my minimum wage job, sometimes getting time and a half when I work through
lunch to pay for this beautiful, huge New York City apartment. Surprise,
at least let's say ten thousand a month. At least I would say probably
more, but we'll give it ten thousand. We'll give it that. And
in Manhattan, we're not talking. We're not out in Jersey. No,
we're not on Long Islands. We are in the city, the city,
City City. I just I feel like the writers are just like these people
will just believe anything, but I do exactly and I do feel and I
guess we do suspend. We had to suspend our disbelief a little bit for
like, let's say friends. But they explained why they had that apartment was
rent control that Monica and Monica had because her grandmother left it and they had
to kind of keep it on the DL because it was rent control, so
they were supposed to only pay They only paid like eight hundred a month for
a four thousand dollars apartment. Okay, they explained it. So people would
always say, well, and friends, they couldn't afford. It's like,
yeah, they explained it, just with one line, that's it. But
they don't do that here right, which just makes it just is inconceivable.
Why are you Why are you making Chay work at a vet office? And
then why are you having a scene where Chase says I have to work through
lunch because I need time and a half and then in the next breath saying
I'm doing so well now that I can take back. I want my apartment
back. Okay, now we got it's gonna get worse. So now so
Seema and the director in this little scarf, they're meeting up for dinner with
Carrie and Aiden. Aiden acts like he's never been outside of his house,
like he's just been kept in like a little literally a bubble, like he
had some kind of immune issues, like boy in the bubble, right,
wasn't not Travolta like the classic Yeah, like he's just been kept or like
he's this guy that just he's an alien. He just came to Earth for
the first time. Yes, he just does not know how to handle himself.
He finds out that this he knows who the so so he knows who
this director is so much so that we have to go, okay, who
would this director be? And we're like, so, what is it Chris
Nolan? This is Chris Nolan type from because he's English? Is that what
they're trying to make this guy? So he's that famous and so Aidan's like
my son. Again it comes the sun that we all hate. We've all
established that we do not like his kids. Your stupid, unlikable son.
Okay, loves you, did you do that movie. Oh my god,
you did that movie. We love your movie. And then oh god,
then Carrie and Seema we have a whisper conversation in front of the two of
them, who are not even talking, but you've gotten quiet. They're just
staring at each other, Aidan the director, and they're like, this is
the guy you like. They can hear you. I that is like a
play, like if you did a play in junior high And they're right,
what do you think about my boyfriend? I like him? What the fuck?
I mean? That's just That's where I just lost. That is where
I blacked out. I blacked out for the whole rest of the episode.
I was like, this is just a this is a joke. This is
a joke, right right, Okay, So then we do a quick I
just have a quick thing with Giuseppe and Anthony. Yeah this is terrible.
Okay what happened there? Because I I just wrote Giuseppe Anthony Okay, well
oh yeah, so this isn't the most terrible part. So oh yeah,
I know what you're talking about. But yeah, not yet. Anthony is
scared. You know, he's scary. He really likes Giuseppe, but he's
you know, he's scared. He's scared, he doesn't want to get rid
of ussy stairs. And plus he doesn't know where his husband, Stanford is.
Let's not forget that that's not really been explained at this point. So
he's like, man, I don't know if I can do all this because
I'm married, and Giuseppe is being kind of I wouldn't. I won't even
say forward. He's just like making it very clear. He's like, I'm
in to you. I want to get some dick, and Anthony's h dick,
what do you say? I can't like? And then he makes up
an excuse and then he it's you know, whatever, runs away, right,
he runs off. Then we go back to Sema and Carrie, and
Carrie decides that she This is when she tells her she wants to sell her
old apartment that we've held onto for twenty thousand years, through the movies,
through all the things. But now we're just like, yeah, let's get
rid of that for no reason. That's the whole reason we even watched to
see that apartment. At this point, it's the only thing left. And
Carrie says something, I mean they're they're talking about. She wants to see
apartments. I just wrote how rich was big? Was he like a billionaire?
Why does she have this much like liquid money? I don't know,
but it's insulting. It is insulting, and I don't care anything about her.
Why would she even still live? Like none of this makes sense?
No, she never travels, she never wants to go anywhere. Like she's
just like, man, I'm just gonna walk around New York and he's like,
well these old heels, Yeah, okay, these new heels. Because
she's then because her thing is supposed to be that she constantly buy shoes and
we're supposed to I know, I just tip me choo. So then so
Miranda, So, Miranda and Charlotte come over to see her new place,
right, and Miranda is wearing a Riddler suit? Can we can we talk
about un she's wearing a green suit with a fake tie. Yeah, this
is what Miranda this And not to say that the others don't look ridiculous too,
Charlotte isn't full on nineteen eighty eight, Laura Ashley, which with big
Puppy, sleeps like that's just what you're doing all day and you're like,
oh, I gotta I gotta knock on over to Carrie. I have time
in the middle of my day to knock over to see Carrie's new fucking billion
dollar house. But why is Charlotte Why is she wearing a green suit with
from like like the Riddler? You mean, Miranda? I'm sorry, Miranda,
Why I agree? I don't know. I don't understand, okay,
and then everybody looks crazy. Carrie gets a call from Aiden's ex Cathy,
who somehow has her number, and she's like, oh, okay, I'll
meet you there is that weird home. Okay, I'm gonna go meet Cathy.
All right, that's interesting. Then more sex with Nya and Fabio.
I just write, we don't need a name for him. We never give
him a name, doesn't matter, no characters mean anything. They're just having
crazy sex. And Miranda can't use the bathroom, okay, so she has
to go home, and then she sees Lily come out of Brady's room,
so Miranda immediately calls Charlotte, and Charlotte is scandalized, so they both leave
their jobs immediately immediately and go to Chipotle. That's right, immediately, and
go there to immediately. That's the big move that Lily slept over. Yeah,
and so and this is so weird too, because Charlotte's like, well,
you know, I don't know. Brady isn't even her type, you
know, and Charlotte so, but Branda's like, well what Charlotte's rand was
being cool, but Charlotte doesn't believe it, which I think is weird and
kind of rude. It's kind of rude, like, I not your son.
And then they talked about it. Also, it's just weird. It
feels like she's kind of saying, like, my daughter would never just have
sex. You just bought her freaking condoms? Right, No, I didn't.
That's not what I got. I don't think she's saying my daughter wouldn't
have sex. She's saying my daughter wouldn't have sex with Brady. He's gross.
That's what I got. And Brands like, okay, relax, she
went, and then Harry's colder Colcher like, then Harry like that's the storyline.
They're sticking to it. Harry has no opinions, and then we cut
to party. Yeah. So yeah, and also why would Harry this This
is just so like and I just don't understand from a writer's perspective, like
Okay, Harry, it suddenly has no assistance. He's the like the head
of a company of a law firm, right, and suddenly he's like nobody's
making a phone call for him. This is what I said before. He
didn't delegate anyone to take care of like the menu, the menu. I
literally wrote the menu, Like he's doing the menu. This is exactly what
we talked about like five minutes ago. Yeah, but it's getting worse,
like at this this point, it's like this is a whole storyline that like
he's suffering with this, I know. So then they go to Herbert.
They cut to the big Herbert party. I just wrote in all caps,
is it Goscher? Is it? Charlotte is out of control? And then
and then Carrie comes up. Carry does not give a fuck about what any
of them are talking about. She doesn't care, and she's like we were
trying She's like, what are you guys talking about? She doesn't care,
And Charlotte's we were trying to keep you out of it. Why why would
they try to keep Carry out of like she doesn't care anyway, trust me,
right right, okay, okay, So Nia I just moved to Nia
sees her ex like, oh she gets does she is this when she gets
the invite or does she just see them invites later she sees him online.
I think she sees that he's like, knock somebody up. Yeah, that's
somebody that that lady cute? What's her name like Heidi hipster? Heidi?
Yeah, I guess Scott pregnant after all that, and she's she's you know,
she's not happy about it, understandably. Well, it's also I just
think if I may say that this is so on the nose because so Nia
was like I don't know if I want to have a baby, so too,
I guess punish women that don't know if they want to have a baby.
It's like, okay, well, if you don't want to have a
baby, your boyfriend that you were with for a long time, your husband
I believe they were married. Were they married or just they were married?
They were together? They were married yeah, yeah, of quite a few
years. Is just going to be like okay, well then I'm gonna fuck
a woman in a hotel room and now we're together and having a baby because
you didn't want to have one. That's right. It's what is that?
What message is that it's not a great one. I mean the one that
they dealt with much more sensitively in the in the show, when Carrie didn't
want to have kids with or wasn't sure when she wanted to have kids,
when she was kind of knocking on forties door and wasn't sure what she wanted.
Okay, then we still have allowed to get through in this episode.
So Anthony is understandably, you know, a little worried that Giseppi just kind
of wants a green car, Like he doesn't trust that Giseppi would really be
into him. And I get that everyone's being very sassy in the scene.
I mean, Anthony's just out of control, though he needs to bring it
down just a little. The actor maybe Harry is upset that that guy Marcus
that they never even finished this story, like there's an old guy that kind
of lurks around always, and I guess he's jealous all of a sudden that
that guy, Like why would she even be into that guy? Out of
nowhere? And his character when has he ever been anything but like supportive of
Charlotte And just like when has he ever been that guy? He's not that
guy? But then they bring that guy in for no reason. Then the
guy hits on Carrie. He's kind of gross and this was so annoying,
how vague Carrie was. She's like, he's like, oh, I guess
your marriage wasn't so great either. It ended two And she's like, no,
we had a wonderful marriage, a perfect marriage. Goodbye. It's like
you said it was a big mistake. Yep, you just you said you
we we named our last episode of this podcast big mistake. Yep, because
that's all you've been talking about, you see word, Yeah, okay,
sorry, okay. So Lillian Brady, so nobody cares. Nobody cares.
Ltw's asleep at home and for some reason, Harry who's really Herbert? I
mean who they just they've just decided to make him a dick for nope.
You know, that's just in the middle of nowhere. Even though all this,
all this married couple does is like have sex with each other. But
as soon as she's tired or whatever, something else is happening with her.
He's mad. He's real mad because he can't give his speech apparently without her
there, right, I guess, so even though they've been married for a
long time, but like it's just not what physically possible for you to give
your fucking speech, give your speech. But she's so she's gonna show up.
But we'll get to that then just Seppie realizes that or Anthony realizes JESEPI
doesn't need a green card, and now Anthony is down to fuck yep so
so much so that they go into the fancy event that and fuck in a
just a bedroom. They're like that, and Charlotte Miranda think it's their kids
in there, and their Barjohn. They barge in and they're like, oh,
sorry, where are their kids? No one knows, right, nobody
knows. And also they're not kids. They're like eighteen seventeen, Like maybe
they probably left, if it's honestly, if it was, if they if
we already know Lily eats pot brownies, they're probably smoking a jay somewhere.
Yeah. And Brady's like nineteen exactly. He's older. I mean, he's
graduated, he's should be in college. Yeah, okay, So Lisa shows
up, right, I'm just now my notes are getting really small for some
reasons, because I'm trying to fit them on one page. She arrives at
the party and Herbert is Hella mad she's late, and he's like, you're
a passive aggressive He's just I'm sorry, he's a dick. He's being a
dick. And then she's like, no, I'm pregnant, and then it's
like rot. Now he has to deal with that when he gets on stage.
Yeah, so okay, and she's at least in her forties into her
forties. Oh yeah, I would say the youngest, probably late, the
youngest, right, Yeah, that was kind of weird. It's like you
really think, okay, okay, see how this goes. Yeah, they're
really kind of put that and you know, okay, so then we plant
that seed. Okay, so then Aiden, this is okay. We're going
to end as cringey as we began because Aiden comes over to see the new
place, right, and he does the egoes echo echo echo, Yeah,
I punched my television and then I had to get stitches. Punched it and
there's glass everywhere bleeding. I was like worth it, totally worth it.
When and she thinks it's adorable. She does not even go like what stop
really, because you know who would never do that? Big He would never
do that because he's used to like he wouldn't like go oh god, it's
so big. God, I've never seen a Ecco. No, that's just
you're rich. She's rich. Yeah, it's a big place. Okay.
So then she tells, oh, I forgot that she'd already had that conversation
with Kathy. I just wrote that down. Carrie meets Kathy. Kathy basically
is like, don't talk about our sons, which is a very fair request.
I know you use your life for your podcast and your books and stuff,
like please talking about my kids, especially this you know, Wyatt,
he's not doing great whatever. She's like okay, and then Carrie immediately tells
on Kathy she could have kept that true. She could have just said that
was a nice moment. But also also she tells Kathy, don't worry because
I have a I got a really big apartment, you know, in case
the kids want to come over on break. She hasn't even told Aiden yet,
right at this point, Aiden doesn't even know that she got an apartment.
So, bitch, you're telling Aiden's ex wife, fairly recent ex wife,
that like, hey, I got an apartment so that like your kids
can come over to our our our house, right, And Kathy's like cool,
cool, don't care whatever, just don't talk about keep my kid's names
at Mount right and so, but then she tells Carrie when she when aid
echo echo, she tells Aiden She's like, yeah, Kathy, I talked
to Kathy. And Aiden's like, I don't. That's so annoying. I
wouldn't do that to Kathy. And Aiden's not wrong about that, right.
Carrie could have been cool and said, look, this was woman to woman.
I'm going to keep that. I'm not going to tell Aiden that because
you know I get it. But no, Carrie doesn't give a fuck about
anybody else for myself. Correct. So then she sells the apartment again.
I think this is I have to honestly take a blood pressure hill. I'm
not even joking because now before I really do, because yeah, no,
let's finish this. We're going to finish this episode that next week. Well,
actually on Thursday, we're gonna We're up to episode ten, so we're
almost completely caught up. But I get even madder in the next episode.
So if you thought we were riled up here, just hold on because it
gets so much worse. So so, just before we leave Uhle's Setteette's sette,
the neighbor is leaving her apartment because coincidentally she's getting kicked out of her
place, and then she says, oh, you can have my apartment.
She basically is like, you can have I don't know if we don't do
that yet, but where we find out that she did, but yeah,
we set is like, you know, whatever, can you imagine anyone leaving
this place? Mh. So we're going to find out. Yeah, so
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