This is the downbeat on ninety seven The Freak. If I hit it one
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now, you can do it. It's movie night. It's Wednesday. What
else can you do Wednesday night? Nothing, waity night. Nothing, have
plans tonight. We'll have some drinks. I'll buy you a drink. We'll
watch a funny movie. It's ninety minute movie. We're gonna go laugh,
you know. Tomorrow night you can just go home. Tonight, come out,
come see a movie with your friends. Hey, let me just sell
selling point on Nature Pets. It's a quickie. Ain't one of us three
hour movies. I don't think we're gonna contend with like twenty five minutes of
previews and all that stuff. If they're probably gonna press play. Yeah,
JJ yeah, come on, have some drinks, some massis, maybe some
sex. We'll see what happens. We can't promise sex, we can promise
the availability of massis and drinks in a funny movie and hang with us and
maybe some sex. Yes, we hope that's to do on your own for
all of you. Sorry you say joke, man, ahead, do it
again. I talked. I shouldn't have said it while you were talking.
Now I've screwed you. The sex thing is for you to do on your
own, on decord, not in the theater. How many different cars have
you, guys fooled around in? This is called a thousand over twenty?
What your sex machine like me? You already old jack rabbit or no?
Not a sexual thought of it? Disgust me. I'm you have him sex
right now? And that's the face he makes right when he achieves the ultimate
goals. Wonder what it's like to do that? Never have, never will
asexual? You are a grounder and a pounder gross. See it's the guys
that are real quiet about it, the real Cassano the guys to tell you
about it. And ain you doing nothing like pump chumps? Yea in the
pipe? Okay? Katie Turner, Kevin Tyson, the knockout King, the
knockout King, all right, do something? Who moved your cheek? Well?
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It's your brother Mike and grape vine man looking forward to the movies tonight.
And uh Siroya, get that debit card ready, brother, because I'm rocketing
apparel rocket some dolphins appare of it. How easy is this? See that
guy did it? You can to borrow a shirt or a hat from your
dolphin loving friend. Hell, you know what, I'll extend the offer even
if it's not official Miami dolphin stuff. If you have any clothing with a
dolphin on it, you're getting a drink. He's broadening the horizons because you
look, these are cowboy fans, most of them. They don't have anything
with dolf. I get it. And if you have all of a friend
who's adult, you know, but somebody might have a cute hat with a
dolphin on whatever, anything with a dolphin on it, have a drink on
me tonight. I'd like to raise that offer and just say I'll shake your
hand. I think it'd be more likely that if you were going to have
a dolphin on an article of clothing, it would probably be a Miami Dolphin
article of clothing. Like, where do you get on Lisa frank t shirt?
Is that going to resonate with anyone? No, but explain it.
H It's like JJ no, she's blinking at you like normal Lisa Frank the
artists. Yeah, yeah, that was a big line when I was a
kid. Yeah, I felt like she would have dolphins on her shirts.
It was like cheetahs and stuff like that. Okay, tigers. I thought
she did some underwater stuff. May maybe we'll do that for Jonas. I
think jephal book, the one with Bill Murray is the bear or no is
he? I don't know. I didn't see the Christopher Walkin was the Orangatan.
I liked it. It's good. It's pretty good. Yeah, he
acted by himself. Oh yeah, it was cool. Hey y'all. I
worked on a new marketing team for Budweiser Energy and I'm calling you because I
felt compelled to just confirm for two of y'all that it is a terrible idea
to add caffeine's to beer. It's basically domestic violence in a can. Tell
me, Katie, when you picture the average fraternity party, do you think
to yourself? Hmm, I'd like to add more energy to that situation.
So we're going in the other direction with it. You teamed up with Suta
Fed to create SuDS. It's a Budweiser nighttime cold and flute medicine. It's
perfect for this back to school season. I will get some SuDS. Specific
guy got something, Definitely, he's got a lot. It's domestic violence in
a can. Gods, well, oh my god, pretty good. Hey.
I went fishing once in South America with Mark Cuban, super Chef,
Bobby Flaying Chris Daughtry. I mean it was almost too much. I slipped
on some butter that off of biscuit that Mark was eaten, fell in the
water, and the piranha ate my legs off. But Mark felt so bad
that I slipped on his butter that he paid for me to get some new
legs. The only thing is when I run around the house the bonic sound
bothers me, the what the hell bionic sound bothers. There's a pranha victim,
though, and thank you for your courage to lie more about pranas.
Time I did Sailor, I pulled up Ben rogers As. I am vindicated
and proven once again that pranhas are not that scary. Ben. Prana's scary
or no, well, he's scared of every eastern of all canoes and everything
that moves. Hey, Alexas, Yeah, So I will tell you this.
I once saw a piranha attack in person. Go on. When my
younger brother was in college, he went to the University of Texas. I
went up there to visit him, and he had some wild ass roommates and
so they had found a guy who could get you an aquarium piranha. So
they had one in an aquarium and they got hammered one night and one of
the guys was dared to take the piranha and stick it in his mouth.
So he took a pranha. He stuck it in his mouth. You could
see the tail wagging at his lips, and then he was going to pull
it out, because that's what you do, pull out, and the Piranha
bit the back of his throat. So I will tell you if you back
a prana into a corner and the back of your throat, it will bite
you. And that is extremely dangerous. Okay. I wouldn't recommend you've been
unvindicated shoving one down your throat. You've been vindicated. I'm sure Gandhi would
bite your neck if you put his head in your mouth. Yes, but
in the natural, you know, habitat. They're not looking to attack a
human being that's just swimming by the way. I was listening to your show
today because that's what I do. Thank you. I'm a huge fan of
the downbeat and j J. If you kill that music for a second,
I've come up with some stingers. I want to get in the studio and
make these for you guys. Right when you land like a hard hitting thing
and I'm just workshopping this. But when Si Roy has some badass comment and
he owns somebody, it could be bitch, you have just been owned by
the Observer, Host of the Year, Host of the Year, something like
that. I love it, Yeah, and ask him quick then for you
guys, it would be like Kevin Turner is another guy and he's basically on
the show. He's on the show something like that for him, like you're
almost just making these up right now, Danny, it would be Danny Bayless
just said some words and he said them right on the show, said him
on the show, on the show. But mostly it's like you were just
owned by the Observer Host of the Year, Host of the year. Then
you smell like cigarettes. Have you been smoke galable on news stands? Now?
Yeah? And by the way, I saw you won that award?
Did He apologized to a caller earlier for not paying attention because he was reading
the most research the issue of the Dallas Observed that and I was drive I
heard that too, and I was trying to focus on the show. But
while I was in traffic, I was also reading a Dallas Observer get up,
brought it up and reread it important article. You do understand what this
is about what he's doing. He's kissing your ass because he ignored your text
last night. Man, that is true. Last night you ignored the text
of the reigning Observer. I have gone to great links. I've found some
I people. They set up my phone to where if Sir Roy were to
ever reach out to me, all these alarms are supposed to go off.
My computer immediately turns on Call of Duty uploads and I'm ready to play.
It's aspective active in lobby available. It's funny that you bring that up,
because Sir Roy figured out a way that the next time you text him,
it just auto replies an emoji that represents a fishing pole. Yeah, yeah,
how about that. I actually I haven't set up to where as soon
as I log onto my Call of Duty, the entire power grid that powers
light farms goes down. Yeah. Look, that's the next level I've given
up. I'm like, I've I probably only have one more shot at Sir
Roy to get him to play with me, and so I'm trying not to.
I know it probably not, but I'm not gonna just waste it.
And so I'm just waiting for the exact right moment to see, hey are
you Are you online? I also have a computer, you know, but
I can't. You know, he usually text me back like, hey man,
you're doing great and something like that, like positive reinforcement, but no
acknowledge. Right, Yeah, you do understand that when somebody tells you that
you're doing great, they don't think you're doing great. It seemed frigid.
Yeah, like we say that a lot to Kevin. Kevin, you're doing
great. Thank you. See he doesn't know though, Like even though I
just explained it, he still doesn't realize. And don't you know what,
I'm glad you guys brought something to the light of day. You know,
radio hosts should not be allowed to go do podcasts. You know, they
should sell their soul to the corporation where they work. And the fact that
maybe a guy that sounds like Kevin was doing a packers blog and I don't
you know, I appreciate you guys bringing that to the light of day because
that is bs when hosts are out there trying to do other stuff and do
podcasts. We represented iHeart and did the right thing, and we're getting where
did I hide the cheese? We're who moved the cheese? Look, we're
just trying to keep Kevo out of court. Yeah, yeah, she's just
trying to help him. Do you like Kevin Tyson the Knockout Game? Yeah?
Well I don't know what he's up to up in Green Bay, but
good for him. And then I believe people should if they can make a
little extra scratch. They should be able to work. You know, this
is America, I thought so. N So those guys that are in a
they own part of a brewery up there too. Yeah, it's incredible.
Kevin Tyson, the knockout King Oly. I'd love to hear it again.
For those of you that missed Mike's Roy and I found a secret podcast that
Kevin Turner was trying to hide from us. He mentioned it yesterday in the
mix is very time. He mentioned that I thought it was a joke.
I gotta go do my Packers podcast called called Who Moved the Cheese? You
need to hear that first, I think, so, okay, yeah,
what time is all this packer talking. Well, here's the thing. You
can catch me on my Packers podcast right after, right after the show they're
recorded. I'll have it up on the iHeart Act. It's called Who Moved
My Cheese? Led by the Pah my Cheese. We thought it was a
joke. We thought it was a joke. In fairness, I'm not positive,
so let's let the listener decide. Because we found who Moved My Cheese?
And it does kind of sound a little like Kevin a little different,
so I don't know if we can indict him just by us hearing it.
Maybe Ben, you worked with Kevin for a long time, you'd lay a
fresh set of ears on this and see what you think. Hey, Packer
Backers, it's the knockout team. Kevin Tyson back once again for another episode
of Woop Moved my cheese to get a big episode today breaking down that big
win over the Saint eighteen seventeen in the home Open or a lambeau Field and
we'll also peach you ready for Thursday Night football. Is the Packers host of
Detroit Lyons, the Hated Detroit Lyons. We've got a big show today.
Joining us in about thirty minutes. Former linebacker Wayne Simmons will call in hall.
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See that person's tected a bit of an accent, like a regional accent,
and Kevin born and raised in Texas was like a hint of Wisconsin to
the voice, which is making me wonder if it's actually are Kevin or not.
I worked with Kevin for many years and he sounds way more sassy than
that. Yeah, I think we're ready to render judgments. A little clip,
Do you have another clip? A little bit more sure? But now
it's time to make our picts for the Detroit Lions game. And it's brought
you by our friends over at the Stadium View. They brought over some of
their patented cheese cards. You really appreciate it when you come over. Our
guest picker this weekest former Packers Center, Frank Winners, Frank Yet, bag
of doughnuts Winners. I'll go ahead and say the guests celebrities have a good
record so far this year, five and one in their picks. Meanwhile,
I'm struggling at three and three and Mike Holmgren's grandson, Marcus Homegren two and
a half years old. He's at two and four, showing the kids don't
know much about football just yet. But I'll go first. Let me pick
the Cowboys game. I haven't watched a lot of Cowboys football yet this year,
but coming off that loss to the Cardinals, I have to think they're
going to be motivated. We try to run these Keith courage. Now he's
eating Give me Green Bay. You're the under joke, getting one and a
half against stadium you for bringing in some of your delicious yellow and white cheese.
I guess we just faded it down because we got bored. Yeah,
a lot of content there. Yeah, I know. I worked with Kevin
for many years, and I know, you know, for all of his
faults, and there are many of them. Oh my god, he does
let's keep up with the Cowboys. That host didn't. I'd believe that host
when he said he didn't keep he didn't really watch man Cowboys game. So
I don't I don't think that was Kevin. That's a good point. Maybe
we were wrong, Mike. Yeah, I'm kind of leaning towards Ben.
Now, what does Kevin think that was? You? No, I don't
think that was I don't have enough time between this show and the about Them
Cowboys podcast that I do with John my shoulder. Actually, oh wait,
do who do you do the show with John MACHOULDA? Oh you know John?
Wait a minute, c I see Oh crap, Ben? Oh no,
crep and sad yusef he has no sod of course, and some believe
sure allowed to do podcasts with people from competing radio companies. That's all odd
to me as well. That's very interesting. What other podcasts are you getting
into? You're doing any others? Just I don't have time to it,
Like I'll post on podcast for after the show. Every single segment we do
in that aren't radio app You're not doing Where to find the best bisks and
chowders and any particular region. I haven't planned on it. I have a
question. I've been doing that. I have a question for Mike's roy Fire.
How's your life changed since you won Dallas? And the Dallas Observe is
now? But the problem is, five weeks from now, he'll be doing
the exact same thing. I feel like you're mocking me. You know what.
Don't let these jealous guys on your own show say I'm mocking you because
they were left out. I said, I do sense of just a smack
of jealous Yeah, I said, a little bit, and sometimes it comes
in the form of mockery. Yeah. Well I saw I saw their top
fifty Power rankings and you were at number one. Yeah. These guys were
in the back thirty Yeah, high thirties, high thirty. I'm not in
the pocket of Big Dallas Observer the pocket. I'm very proud, and I
wouldn't say my life has changed at all, but it's hard to tell on
it. I'm still in the shock phase. My hands are shaking still reading
the article. So I think in a few weeks i'll know it was who
I've become. It was funny in the article to see the legends that they
put Mike's royas beside, like Mike Reiner and skin. Yeah, like,
how how many words do we have room for it? Yeah? You could
have added a couple more just or just like thirteen more characters? Oh man?
Yeah, and that was really I mean that, you know, it's
the Bit and Skin show, right, and they quickly jumped over me to
get the skin. Yeah he's second, you know. Oh yeah, definitely
not fills. I was in the upper forties of that same list. Well,
I don't want to just continue making it all about me every single day.
Yeah, well I stop. Now. We'll reread the article tomorrow for
those that have most and we'll see asday on Thursday, we'll see if the
plaque factory is done putting it in gold, embossing it in gold and hanging
it on the wall here in the Freak Studios. Have you written your check
out to Dick's Budget Trophies to get your flat delivered? Might get one for
each of you. We did this, but mostly me. It's it's all
you come to the movies with us, Soniam No, damn draft House.
It's freak. Let's Freak and chill. It's a Spentura Pet Detective. We
still got some seats in the front. It is a front few rows,
but I promise you we'll send Danny Bayliss, a top thirty media personality,
down to the front sections to press and flesh say hello to some of his
fans. Yeahs sturdy, right off the rip. What's it like to mix
with an award way immediate reaction, exciting, nervous? What's it like Ben's
skin? Christ and Steve are next for J. J. Jackson for a
Piranha man who called in for Limestone Larry also for Mike's Roy Danny Bayless,
I'm Kevin. We'll see you tonight at Alamo Draft House at Lake Highlands and
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