Cobblestone on Maine at one on nine West Main Street in the village of Webster.
You know, if you're having an events like I'm having my son's graduation
college graduation dinner at Cobblestone on Main because their downstairs has a private entrance.
I've got some older relatives that are going to be attending. It holds up
to fifty people down there. They do a fantastic job, the food is
phenomenal, and they're going to accommodate you to make sure that whatever you're doing
there is a memorable event. Of course, the upscale bar, the great
charitables. It's Cobblestone on Maine. Check them out online at Cobblestone on Main
dot com, on Facebook at Facebook slash Cobblestone on Maine, and in person
at one on nine West Main Street in the village of Webster. From the
Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots Geeve Brahm,
It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Thanks
for getting your pot on. Thank you for telling a friend, and that's
how we spread the word about the pirate ship. Danny's here birthday celebration.
How to go the rest of the weekend. Oh, it's fun. Yeah,
I mean I know it was. Yeah, we really didn't like it
was Wednesday, but I mean sometimes it stretches on. You can't really party
on a Wednesday. Yeah, we didn't. Really, we really partied on
a Thursday a little bit. It must be. It must be on cumberld
detox. Oh yeah, no, How many crumbled cookies have you had since
Wednesday? All of them? Three more? That was three more. That's
it. After tomorrow, I'm going on a detox till Memorial Day. Serious,
No sugar, No sugar till Memorial Day. That's fine. And Kevin
went to see Jamie Lissau at the comedy at the Carlson. Had a great
time. Yeah. They put Greg Connor's right in the very front row.
He was the first seat under Jamie Packer. Wow, and how did that
go? It was great? No, jam didn't. We didn't do any
I was surprised Jami didn't do any crowd working. Just not the eclipse.
No. And Deputy Hurley Brendan Hurley is here from the Sheriff's Department because the
eclipse is coming. Something coming. Well, we're talking before he came on,
he said, yeah, tomorrow is a twelve hour shift for a mandatory
for all sheriffs, yes, deputies, right, and then you also said
that you'll bet on channel thirteen tomorrow morning, which is the local ABC affiliate,
to tell people to mind their p's and ques. Yeah, definitely sharing
those last minute tips on what are the tips? Like? What are we
supposed to be doing like? So, you know, the nice thing about
this eclipse is we knew it was coming right, and so many things in
law enforcement we just don't have any idea, So it was nice to have
about a year to plan for this thing and then everything else that could happen.
So from our end, it's trying to keep that continuity of services.
There's an eclipse tomorrow, everybody knows about it, but that means heart attacks
are still going to happen, overdoses, crime, everything is still going to
happen along with the eclipse. So now we have to manage the influx of
people coming here with traffic which is going to lead to potentially more accidents,
and managing that, managing that same level of care that we give people when
you know, we respond to crime. So it's extra deputies extra time trying
to just you know, strategically station them throughout the county. Did Monroe County
declare an emergency? I know Wayne County did, and I thought some others
surroundic did and Niagrea, and I think they did that to get more state
aid, right because that was there, and now Niagara is like the epicenter
of where this is going to be. It's not rock Port anymore. It's
sun shifts shifted slightly. Uh. Yeah, I don't think Monroe County has.
They may have. I don't see anything. Yeah, I haven't.
I haven't seen anything either at all. So what what's best case? Obviously
we know best case scenario is nothing happens. What's what's worst case? Well,
worst case scenario is a lot of people, a lot of traffic,
a bunch of accidents clogging up the highways, and then something else happens,
right, some some worst day scenario, even if there isn't an a clipse.
Yeah, coyotes Uh well, no, the animals come out. They
think it's night, those nocturnal animals. I'm not choking, man. There's
something I never even thought of, but you might be right. Yeah,
Like the nocturnal animals were like imagine like, Okay, my father used to
work third shift once in a while, and if Papa Bear woke up at
the wrong time when he got home, he was in a mood the rest
of the week, just one day if he was off for sleep, Right,
don't wake your father. Well, what's got out out there? They
was shot? Right, there's all these animals, right, they're sleeping,
they're nocturnal, and all of a sudden, Oh it's dark out. Yeah,
we should be out doing Yeah, So they get out there, they
see all of a sudden, we got a problem. So don't watch the
from that Actually would be a great place to watch it because they're all caged.
You know. It's funny because people will call all the time, especially
when I work days, and it'll be like, hey, it's it's noon
and there's a skunk out. Yeah, there's a raccoon or whatever. They're
nocturnal. It's like, do you ever wake up in the middle of the
night and have to pee? Yeah, sometimes that's what they're doing. That
happens, right, they're not foaming in the mouth chasing whatever. Hey,
why don't you go out and try to pet it? Well and Hershey,
no, it didn't Oh my god, did anybody see that? No,
it's funny, but so hershey just opened the park. Uh what last weekend?
And yeah, last weekend and uh a raccoon started to attack people waiting
online for a ride, started running around. So somebody's trying to kick it
and it got some kids shoe it's on my way. It was it was
like it was crazy, Kisses, that was crazy. What should we be
doing? Because we're going to go be part of Solar Paluza and we'll talk
to Dan Mason. I know he's got a lot going on uh today,
but we're gonna be over at Innovative Field, so I you know, I
have a time that I'm going to get there and all that stuff. But
should we leave now? Yes? But what what is traffic expected to be?
Like, I'm thinking it's gonna get bigger, heavier around noon. Yeah.
So the eclipse is supposed to start about two oh seven, yeah,
right, and it's going to go until I think it's about four to twenty
three, with the total eclipse being for about three minutes. So what we're
advising people is we're not one hundred percent sure how many people are going to
be here. But again, worst case scenario, there's a ton of people,
a ton of traffic. Just leave early. It's right. It's like
going to a Bills game, right right, show up when the game starts,
you leave early, You plan ahead, get there plenty of time.
The other big thing is in the studies that we did from the previous eclipses,
the biggest problem is, again it's just like a sporting event. As
soon as it's over, everybody stands up and they leave. They're broken.
Tables four, ninety five, ninety three, ninety are going to be a
mess. So we want people to just hang out, you know, have
fun, go enjoy the eclipse, and maybe a little bit longer. Wherever
you are left the traffic, he's disappeared. You know. It's cool.
Tomorrow, it's cool. Today is National Beer Day, by the way,
and Kevin did bring in some eclipse beers for us to try. But I
want to play this ABC News piece only because they talk about what the economic
impact and the number of people that they expect here in Rochester. This is
from ABC News National, and it does make me wonder if we're really going
to hit these numbers or not. I'm not seeing anything to indicate that hoop.
So that's that's elip. When we figured out we were in the path
of totality, it was a light at the end of the tunnel for us.
We think it's going to do wonders for our economy. I think this
is Jason for the past years for Rochester, New York talking and here John
lave thousands of tourists to watch the total solar eclipse on April eighth. For
Rochester residents, this is a once in a lifetime event since the city won't
be in the path of totality for another one hundred and twenty years, and
none of us will be alive when that happens again, right, I mean,
that's the thing is I think, what did it happen in nineteen twenty
five? Is that what you told me? I believe that's what I read
was nineteen twenty five was the last one. Here, it's my diet exercise.
I'll be there preparing to welcome hundreds of thousands of tourists to watch the
total solar eclipse on April eighth. For Rochester residents, this is a once
in a lifetime event since the city won't be in the path of totality for
another one hundred and twenty years. What's going to happen here on April eighth
is that we're going to be converting a whole lot of people from skeptics to
eclipse chasers, from restaurants. Nanny, do you think that's true? Look
at that face. Look at that you look like you've bit it to a
lemon. Local. Have some faith, faith science, it's going to happen.
We're still recovering from most part of the locusts and world later levels are
still not quite the same as they used to be. The influx of tourists
and dollars is certainly going to be helpful for all of the businesses that have
been struggling, and you know, hopefully this will be the start of an
upboard trajectory that just keeps rising. Now, we called the four ninety Motel
and the Gates Motel, and they still had vacancies. Now we could get
a little bigger splash. The beer itself, which has been released about am
genre, is a boom already because it's selling far better than we anticipated that
it would, so that's been great. We're doing an event on Sunday night,
which is an eclipse themed karaoke totally eclipse of the heart. We're hoping
the eclipse will kind of spring us forward to you know, great sales for
the summer coming out of the last few years, restaurants and have been hard
hit. The city estimates this celestial event will bring ten to twelve million dollars
to the area and just this one weekend ten to twelve million from an economic
development standpoint. Because the eclipse is only about three minutes and thirty eight seconds,
but what we said is no, we want to make it three days
and even longer. Rochester to welkning the city, it's a great place to
live. It brings high as a place for people to come to. We
want to be able to use the eclipse as a tool to be able to
say, come on back, don't let this be your last visit. I
think that when people come here and they see everything that Rochester has to offer,
and they see how well prepared we are for the eclipse and how well
we handle it, that they're going to be really impressed. Okay, I
would agree with all that. I'm sure there's been meetings. I mean,
they've been planning, they said, for seven years for this, knowing it
was you know, coming and we were in the path of totality. The
bad part is we also have clouds from the lake a lot of times,
and I think we're supposed to have clouds tomorrow as well. That's what the
forecast is. Yeah, the forecast. It's Rochester. You never know.
Today was absolutely gorgeous today. You almost in a way you go, gosh,
I wish it was today because we had nothing but blue skies. It
was out earlier today. My son had to track me that U of R.
I sat there for an hour and saw him do nothing because it was
like, just take it so long ago, I gotta go. So my
my mother's in town for the eclipse, and she stayed over to watch him
throw his Uh the was it hammer the weight on the end of the thing
where they're winging around and throw it. Yeah, somebody there was. The
girls were going and somebody launched it and it got stuck in the backstop way
up high and it's just hanging and no one could get it to Wow.
Goy, goy goes, I'm putting a cone here. Don't step too close
in case it does fall. That would be your total the clips when so
Deputy Hurley let me I want to ask about people's behavior. Behavior, is
it usually does it change with things like the full moon? We always hear
that, and I always here's here would be my thing? I do wonder
since what percentage of our body is liquid? I think it's like right,
So if the moon poles and the gravitational poll these are all just physical things,
polls on the oceans, is it possible that when there's a full moon
that it could affect people? I don't know. I mean, we obviously
the werewolves all that bullshit, But it does seem like human behavior your changes
when there's full moon. It absolutely does. It does. I work nights
for probably about ten years of my career, and you just dreaded full moons.
It was busy. It's just always busier. It seemed to make,
you know, people who already struggled with mental health, it seemed to make
them worse. Okay, outbursts more, right, We would get more calls
for that. And you just always got the craziest calls when it was a
full moon. And there'd be times where it's cloudier and you're running all over
the place and it's just a nutty night, and you look and you go,
is it a full moon? What is going on? When I worked
at WHM starting Radio in two thousand and Randy Gordman, the news director at
the time, was Buddy, I know you're doing overnights the next two nights.
It's gonna be a full moon out, so be close to that scanner
because there's be some wild stuff happened. Okay he wasn't kidd man, that
thing would pop off. So okay. We live in a time now where
there's greater communication than ever, and a lot of times police departments will talk
to police departments in other cities. The eclipse happened in twenty seventeen. I'm
going to read a piece in a little while about a woman from Rochester who
was very skeptical and her daughter was just got her license and they made the
trip and she wasn't sure she wanted to go, and I'm glad she did
go. Did you talk to people in other cities to say, what should
people expect? What should we expect? Was there some kind of collaboration for
people who've gone through a total eclipse before? Every time that there's any kind
of event, you know, any police event, whatever, there's always what
we call after action. Should I be asked, should I be sending you
questions beforehand because these are just coming up. It's like going, no,
no, I'm so good on your feet, I feel bad. This is
what we do all day, every day, all right. They're called after
action reports, so it's basically someone sits down and they fill out, Hey,
this is what we saw, and that's where we got the idea that
traffic is the number one thing. Traffic is the biggest problem just because of
the influx of people. It really it doesn't seem to make people go crazy.
Okay, traffic seems to make people go more crazy. Yeah, understandably
than the eclipse effect. The sun doesn't seem to amplify the full moon or
anything like that. Okay, we'll see tomorrow. Yeah, but we've been
preparing and we're trying to be prepared for every single possible Yeah that could happen.
Yeah right, Well, I mean it is it's interesting. I'm actually
find myself so it sounds weird, but sort of excited about it because it's
it's such an interesting thing. And I heard I did not talk to my
sister, but my mom was telling me that my sister's kids, who are
very cerebral and scientific and young, and they were kind of bummed that they
weren't going to be anywhere near the totality. But everybody has school and work
and that sort of thing. In two years, it's going over Europe.
They booked a trip to Portugal to see the total eclipse, to be in
the path of the total eclipse. And wow, yeah, there's really no
middle ground with this. Either you're all in, yes, or you could
give two shows. Okay, So I put up the the a little video
of the glasses I got right, I ordered glasses, and I was telling
debuide Hurley Rochester not listed in the path like they give you in Pennsylvania,
Buffalo Rochester. Rochester wasn't also mentioned in the office either, just to show
you how well. But when I put that up, somebody wrote me and
goes, does what if I don't really care about the eclipse at all?
That for a friend? And I went, yeah, I mean, I'm
sure there are people like Steve Sircu, a lawyer who I'm sure you're familiar
with. He was in here and he said, yeah, he goes,
I'm going I'm going back to Florida. I said, you know, I
can stay for the clip he goes, I'll close my eyes and I'll look
at the sun. Kevin's right there. It seems to be that's like politics.
It's extreme. Now you're either extreme one way or extreme the other.
There's no middle ground. Hopefully, I mean it's a once in a lifetime
thing. So hopefully again, enjoy it. You have fun, right,
you know, be smart, be safe, be responsible, try not to
create too much work for us. Tomorrow would be great. Yes, but
I'm hoping to see it, you know, I'm excited. Yeah. We
got a bunch. Yeah, you know, that's the other thing I went.
I made sure that I didn't get the cardboard one, so I knew
that they were mine. So I got like and they were just as cheap.
They're just what are they? Nine bucks for three pairs? We got
them through work. So they immediately asked Greg Connors, if I put those
on, take a picture that I have them on, and take them off
and start to send them blowing my eyes? Am I good? Do we
haven't the case? It's like, absolutely not. Now, this will be
interesting. It's gonna be a once in a lifetime event. By the way,
Syracuse just made it. Saw the path of the eclipse so just if
you go just south of Syracuse, like if you're Binghamton, you're not going
to see it. You know what I'm saying. It's it's it's just so
weird how the pathway the path is, Yeah, it is that way,
and I thought it was Oswego is definitely like like dead center in the path
there on the list Buffalo dead center is what just for totality though, or
like will they still see the eclipse totality so you won't see totality, but
you'll still see something. Yeah. Yeah, all these cities, I mean,
there's there's gonna be like states that like see partial you know, eclipses
and stuff like that. But these are like the cities that see like when
it starts down in Texas, I don't think I think the totality is here.
Yeah, I don't think. I think they just see part of it.
I don't think they get told. So Eagle Pass, Okay, Eagle
Pass, Austin, Waco, Fort Worth, Fredericksberg, and Dallas all see
the entire accat's got a big party going on. Oh yeah, As has
always got a big honest Now like there's states that are gonna get like a
partial eclipse, like, uh, Oklahoma, all of Texas is gonna get
something partial, All of Arkansas is gonna get something partial. Most of Missouri,
Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania. The only part of Pennsylvania it's
gonna see it is eerie, really, which is sort of that in that
Buffalo. It's like that almost I ninety car. Yeah, like the Long
Island's not going to see anything but New York City. If there's not an
earthquake or the Statue of Liberty's not getting struck by lightning, they're gonna see
a little something. And no one even cared about the earthquake. Yeah.
I saw video people walking around Times Square like they didn't even know anything happened.
I asked my kid if he felt that he had no clue they shook
labor Tories and the Yankees taking batting practice during the earthquake. He's like,
well, let's go, come on, I gotta I got a pitish up.
I did see. So a woman who lives here and her name is
Deborah Ross. In twenty seventeen, her daughter said she was getting her license
and she said, I want to go see the full eclipse. So she
said I was skeptical. I knew what an eclipse was, but I didn't
know what a big deal it was. She goes, it gets dark every
day. I know what a shadow is, right, Why is it such
a big deal? So they went just southwest to Saint Louis. She did
do it, and she says when totality happened, this is what she told
ABC News. When totality happened, and the world around us justushed down to
darkness, and I saw the stars come out around the Sun and it looked
like this velvet hole in the sky. I was just completely transformed and taken.
So after totality, I understood what a human and what a unifying kind
of community experienced. This was sounds a little hippie standing it does. It
does. The other thing too, is like when you got those glasses and
you look at them when there's a total When there's the total eclipse, you're
gonna see little cracks, right, because the craters of the moon, So
you're gonna see a little like cracks in around the edges of the Sun.
It's gonna look weird because you're gonna see the actual like how indented the moon
really is. Unless there's clouds who we won't. Well, that's my uncle,
says Dandy is something. All right, it's good this area, it's
gonna be cloudy. I'm telling you, we're not gonna see nothing but darkness.
Okay, So my wife's sitting in the car with me when he calls
it says it's gonna be sunny and sixteen. Oh maybe, well maybe you
guys, maybe you guys, I do know about us. So all right,
we will Uh, well, we'll take a moment. Deputy Hurley,
feel free to hang out or whatever you've got going on. We are gonna
race. And Randy has been via the clips feeling neglected lately. Yeah,
I don't blame him. Well, we haven't talked to him in a while.
And he did text me today said are we gonna call? And I
said yes. And I asked Kevin to put together an eclipse quiz, like
five things about the eclipse, true false questions and others that we could ask
Randy and even ourselves we can play along. And I did get that's what
this music was for. Okay. Were there gonna be any eclipse Hallmark movies?
I don't know. We got to ask them. Well, well,
we will find all that out about somebody else I know watches Hallmark movies on
Saturday nights too. Really, yes, we will get to that hall That
next. But first, Connors and Ferris more than a law firm. They
are community backers, and by that I mean they sponsor things like Buffalo Bill's
Training Camp, Section five Basketball championships at Blue Cross Arena, charity events.
They make where we live a better area. And they can make your life
better if you're dealing with a workers comp case, or a social security disability
case, or a personal injury case because they understand the complexities of workers' compensation
and dealing with insurance companies, employers and the legal system. All you need
to know is their phone number, and that's two six to two COMP.
When you call Connors and Ferris, you're gonna have a team that's vocating for
your rights and striving to secure the benefits and compensation you deserve. They have
offices in New York City, Syracuse, Rochester, and Buffalo and they are
committed to serving you better and only a quick call away at two six'
to two COMP Today, connorson faris your worker's comp Attorneys. Iron Smoke Distillery,
the internationally acclaim New York State Farm Distillery at Ironsmokedistillery dot com. Leo's
because as life starts to get back to normal on Tuesday, you got all
the activities. You got life popping back up right. You're coming off a
spring break, You're coming off the eclipse. Now you gotta start getting back
to trying to get everybody around the table to eat. You don't have time
to prep a meal. You gotta run a kid to activity, you gotta
get off to pilates. You've got different things to do. Leo's to the
rescue because they have quick and easy meals to go from. Leo's Cafe and
deli like Leo's all homemade kishas perfect for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
How about chicken pop pie, Shepherd's pop pike. Now, let me tell
you, I'm a Shepherd's Pop Pike connoisseur, and I have to say Leo's
what my compliments to the chef? Plus spaghetting a meat balls. They've got
turkey dinner and many more for you to choose from. And remember they have
fresh big two dollars French bread and Italian bread all day every day. What's
the best thing about Leo's Everything on Despatch Drive and East Rochester Open every Day.
I'm pretty sure that this song is based on an eclipse. I think
he heard a news report and he wrote it on the way home. I
forgot about this one. I gave you the list. I completely spaced on
this one. Oh that's right, the list that I do remember it.
The Yeah it was. I think there was some news report and they said
black hole sun and so it just kind of ruminated in his brain and he
wrote it, had a forty five minute ride home, and then he went
into his home studio and decided to just pound it out. Forced a creative
process. And when the moment hits, that's it. It's like viagrity.
You gotta go with it. Is that what you gotta do? I guess
in the moment, What do you mean? You guess? It's quite a
bold savor to be making. If you're guessing over there. You really put
yourself out there. And his wife still take So the podcast is about being
honest with ourselves or what we think is Okay, we'll save that thought because
I have something for you later. Yeah. Oh yeah, I thought of
you immediately. No no, no, no, no, no. Kevin
oh yeah, yeah, freaks. Time I hear that song, you just
just think about what a talent Chris Cornell was great. It was a great
talent, it was and one an incredible voice. Yes, oh my gosh,
I always want to did I'd rather have his hair or his voice.
You can't lose. He had u he had it going on for the in
the nineties. Man, he was the guy. Uh sheriff sheriff Deputy Hurley
is here and talking about just kind of the the impact and what's gonna happened
tomorrow. But we have all these people and as you said, they may
go if they're staying in Rochester and we have cloudy weather, or they're predicting,
you know, minute by minute. Now I get it minute by minute.
I have channel the local CBS affiliate will send me a thing going,
it's gonna rain where you are in four minutes, O kidding. Yeah,
So and sure enough I'll wait and I'll look out the window and it's raining
and I go, oh my god. Or it's gonna snow in fourteen minutes.
I got that the other day. Now, that's a scary thing,
because you said that traffic is up twenty percent on the new York State Thruway
according to the data correct conspiracy theorists like our friend Dan Burrillo over here thinks
that a conspiracy. It's some point believes that they will start sending us tickets
if we go too fast between checkpoints on the throughway for your easy pass.
Yeah, let's say you're you know you're leaving right. I don't know if
you can say or not forty six exit forty six, Henry. Let's say
I'm heading to Buffalo, right, and I get there a little too quickly.
Yes, what do you say? As I wonder if there's gonna be
some tickets mailed my way? Aircraft will be used. I mean I've already
had tickets in Irondoquoit for going down to one O four to two fast and
a quote construction zone. I'm like, I didn't see any construction. Oh
the camera did, apparently, Well can't. I can't protest and there's nothing
I could do. That is an excellent question. Thank you New York State,
New York State Police, any of them who actually patrol the New York
State got you watch your smart mouth man? All right, Well, I
just wanted to know myself. I did think about that. Well, if
they could tell you up twenty percent, right, so the data comes immediately.
Well, yeah, you got to think about it. Like everybody has
to have easy pass now. So it's just a click every time it goes
by, and it's some computer probably gathering all those numbers so they can compare
those numbers how many, Just like when you go to a ride at Disney
and you go through the little rotator. It clicks every time so they can
tell you X amount of cars went through today, X amount of cars went
through two weeks ago, whatever, And that's how they know it's up a
little bit. All right. So here's one other question. A lot of
times we'll see missing persons reports. Is it easier today to locate someone who's
a missing person, whether it's a vulnerable adult or a missing teen or a
young child. Maybe not so much a young child, but because of the
smartphones that we have. I mean, I have an app. Now,
I agreed to it, signed up for it, but it does freak me
out when they tell me it's gonna rain where I am in four minutes,
and it does. It's a little weird, And I mean I kind of
like it, kind of like, no, it gives you time to you
know, prepare or get inside or whatever. But does that help now with
these things being able to find people, it's a good tool. Yeah,
it's just another thing that we have at our disposal to use. I mean,
you see them. We put them out every time that someone's you know,
missing or in Monroe County, and it does get the word out there.
And then we put a picture out and you know, we've gotten a
lot of good tips off of that same thing. With our attempt to identify
as for crime, we're getting a lot of good success with that because people
generally want to help out. So when they see something and then you know,
license plates, cars, any kind of information, you're just spreading information
faster, which is the good thing. So to that same point, how
often do criminals tell on themselves these days where they're riding around going you know,
some kind of I don't know, I don't know if they make that
noise or not, but yeah, we got it last week the keya boys
or or whatever. I don't know. Well, and that's a lot of
juveniles are causing the crime lately. So they all have a phone in their
hand. They love filming themselves, they love filming crime. We love that
they film it. We don't love that they're doing it, but we love
that they film it. That's called evidence. That's always nice. But yeah,
you get a lot of people who we will put something up. My
best example is we had the Unfortunate Trio shooting a couple of months ago,
and you know, we put people up on social media saying we're just trying
to identify these folks. They may be witnesses, they were there, We're
trying to find out what happened. And as soon as we put those pictures
up, at least probably half of them called themselves and said, hey,
that's me. I didn't do this shooting. I need to talk to somebody
right now. Wow, Well people thought we put the picture up. That
meant we thought they were the suspect that he clearly said that they weren't.
You know, people see the pictures, they don't read it. Then then
maybe get them in to say something or what they do know, which is
also very very helpful because yeah, I was just thinking about a fourteen year
old kid that I saw on Instagram. He had gone on a different streaming
service. So there's a bunch more, there's kick, There's all these different
things. I think he was on kick and he was just filming himself.
He walked through an open door restaurant, like an open patio in a restaurant,
and just started grabbing food off people's plates, eating it while his buddy's
filming him. And then he's walking. He goes out there's a park.
This is obviously in a warm weather area. He grabs a joint. He's
smoking the joint a minute, gets it back. He scarce off of the
content. Man, it's offered. Now I have a fourteen year old son
and I'm watching this and a woman from the restaurant, a customer gets up
and confronts him, and he's telling her if you well, the kid got
kicked off the streaming service. But I go, boy, this is one
where you know, almost want to scare this kid straight. And someone gotta
blame the Impractical Jokers for that, because that's all the those bits they were
doing on that show. They were doing stuff. You're picking food off people's
plates. Well, well they tell somebody but then there but they're adults,
and it's almost like, I'm sure it's somewhere there's a release to play it,
you know what I mean, You don't see that part of it on
the shoul you see you know you're right, Joe coming through taking a chicken
leg from somebody and walking off and eating it. Yeah, so hey,
it's funny. Yeah, they're on TV. Why why can't I do it
and get onto the kids doing it live streaming? I guess confronted by the
lady And that was the that was the thing. What would have happened to
you when you were fourteen if you did that? I don't think I see
now I did be here right now. I probably, like in a little
while, I was gonna I was gonna say, there's one person in the
room that and I think hits this definition of something that it was in the
news today and it's not me, surprisingly but the U. But hell,
any kind of for any kind of like mischief kind of stuff. I did
all those things, but I wouldn't grab food off somebody's plate. I did
other things. I did things that I weren't going to necessarily harm somebody else.
I don't think. I think it was mostly just I love busting balls,
maybe making fun of you a little bit, but I wasn't stealing your
food that sort of thing. I think I want to go I think my
old man I was somewhat afraid of him, is the kid somewhat afraid of
him? And I think that's honestly the biggest difference between our generation and the
new generation. Right, I wasn't afraid of the police, And I tell
people all the time, Yeah, I was never afraid that the police were
going to catch me or do anything to me except take me home to my
dad, right, and that's that, take me to jail because my dad
was My dad was going to beat the holy hell out of me. Give
me the chair. You can't look at my kids cross without having to worry
about the sheriff shot at my house. We don't worry. When we come
in, we'll explain to you your rights. And I can even show you
in the penal law where it says that you have the right to discipline your
child anyway that you feel fit. You know, and even CPS will tell
you you can't. You can't leave welts, you can't break bones, things
like that. I had one worker run and hide. She recommends parents use
the belt, just don't use the buckle. Wow, Okay, but a
belt could leave a wow, it could leave a red mark. I don't
know this is a welt. I don't know what the definition. That's funny.
The knees don't come on. So my my wife is making bread and
she's making homemade bread. And the reason I tell you that she has this
stir and for lack of a better term, and it is probably solid rubber.
And it's about that, babe. And I looked at her and I
go, thank god they didn't have those when I was a kid. Yeah,
yeah, you would have got whacked with that rubber. I think I
got hit with a brush once. And I think I caught the back of
my mom's diamond ring one time. Remember those yardsticks that everybody mom's house hit
with a switch? Yes, not well, not a switch my fat My
father was a teacher. He hit a pointer and he used to Yeah,
so that was the thing. But I used to love. You would get
your warning after dinner. So I would go in and when I was a
little kid, and I would put on like another pair of pants over the
pants I had and shove a soft book down my ass. There was no
way he couldn't tell but I And then when he would hit me, I
would like fake cry that and one time I just busted out laughing, and
he goes, what's so funny? And I pull a book out of my
ass And no, I don't think he did. But my sister yelled at
him and said, I don't like this. I don't like that you do
this. This isn't and it's so because it was my sister, he didn't
do it anymore. He probably caught on when you ordered, like you know,
war in Peace for Christmas, saw in the saw in the soft cover.
Let's call Race and Randy and we have a little quiz and we'll see
if h Randy does well on it and find out what's going on in his
life. Because he was very upset. He called me the way, buddy,
did you forget about me? He's coming in here a week from today?
Really, yeah, with the whole gang. The whole gang he's bringing
uh all all of three one five, Yeah, all of three one five
is coming in. Hello, Hello, Rac and Randy. Anybody what's going
on? This is racing Randy? You speak of? Are you are you
ready for you? Are you ready for the eclipse? Sir? Uh a
fuday? So right now I met my dad's mom and dad Dad's birthdays tomorrow.
So my son and me. We're cooking up some kebobs. Okay,
that's dead. Birthday tomorrow, so Kevin as yeah, Kevin. Yeah,
Bob Wells his birthday's dad. His name is Chuck, So chucks Kebob's uh
huh. So no big party on the day of the eclipse for you,
old man. This is a big deal. Now. He don't care.
You know, he don't get a ship. It's it's going to be light
and it's going to be dark. It's gonna be light. Oh boy,
we are ready. Three minutes, We're done. Randy, Okay, next
Randy. Your dad when he retired from Kodak, didn't they they buy him
a cake. Let's light this thing, let's eat, let's get the f
on it. If you got nothing good to say, don't say it.
Something like that. That's ready with what happens. When my mom was up
there and I had a big thing for him, party for him and had
a cake, and uh, they said some words and he says, well,
my wife says, you can't say anything good anything, So let's just
cut this cake and get the hell out of here. Oh he was supposed
to say something about Kodak. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was Yeah,
he wanted to. Yeah, he wanted to Dad. Dad was out.
He was sick and tired of it. He said he knew the company
was going down the hill. And he says, he said, I knew
it, and I knew a year before they did. He said, they
just the people that ran and were stupid. He said, just frain stupid
that I did. Said, I don't have a college education, but I
ain't that stupid, he said, Jesus crazy. You could see it coming.
So Randy, so you do you have to work tomorrow? Yes?
I have to work tomorrow all day. So anybody have an appointment for hangout
to hangout? Hangouts? Mom? Say hi to Bill? Hellou? She
fringing out to Shibot. We're still cooking them up. So how's the how's
the knee? Oh on who? Mom? Yeah, she had the knee
replacement. How's your knee? I need much doing wonderfully well, she says,
Well, nice of you to You're crazy. I think I think she
cracked for three in the forty yesterday. Uh so, Randy, uh,
you have to work. Do you have any appointments in that three o'clock hour?
Because Randy is a uh a mechanic. He goes on the road,
he comes to you. Well, we're not even on. We got one
appointment in the morning, like a thirty in them. We're off the road
the rest of the day because we're discussed of the traffic. Yeah, I
don't know how many. I don't know how many. I don't know how
many. So I'll be in the shop most of I'll be in a shop
pretty much all day tomorrow. I don't know what applintments we got. I
know it's not a lot. I believe. I know Tracy. Tracy works
at Wegmans. They're going to try to get all the customers out of the
store between two forty five and three because they're going to close the three o'clock
to three thirty so all the employees can go out and check this out.
Yeah. So, I don't know if we're going to do any stushal.
I'm hoping they we shot the chance to shut down and go do it because
I'd like to. I mean, it'd be you know, never going to
hamper in our life down again. Now, hang on a second, do
you have the glasses? Yes? Oh? Okay, all right, Oh
yes, Tracy took care of that. No one's worry about that. Okay,
as a mechanic, can't you just stop working for ten minutes and walk
outside and go on? I can? I can. I can hide pretty
well if I need to. Don't worry. I knew of the mechanic ones.
Who I thought this story was. Maybe it was from you, Randy.
That they have those low rollers they could lay lay on and he could
roll in and out from under the car. He would tie his hands up
uh to the tailpipe underneath the car, and he would take a nap.
So anybody walk by, why, well I did that. I did that
one time. Okay, yeah, you have you ever heard you ever heard
that story? Devin? I think no. I don't think Kevin ever heard
that story. Kevin. The story is I worked at shroll Ford back in
nineteen eighty six, and we used to go to the lunch this place called
Brandy. We used to go to those places called lunch. Well, we
decided to go to lunch early on a Friday. It was a little warm,
so we go to lunch eleven thirty. We get back about quarter after
one and I'm slightly half in the bag pretty good, so it was everybody
else, but so they give me I worked way out at the end.
We couldn't see me. Gave me this truck that made a that it made
a noise when driving down a road. So I drove down the RoadHead and
hit a little shield red on the exhaust. So I put it all down
under my lift. I'm I mean, I'm probably a good hell. I'm
a good one hundred yards away from We're probably a hundred feet away from that.
Anybody can see me. Then I claimed, I said, I'm not
going to put this on the lift. I just climb on my creeper and
into the truck. I fixed the shield. I said, man, it's
it's nice and cool down here. I think I'll put my thing, my
arms around the drive shaft there. And I slept from like oh, like
quarter to two till like five minutes to five, and my buddy can kick
me in the feet that hey, you going home today? And I said,
yeah, I'm going up. So I got out and I wrote up
a historic because it was under warranty. I wrote up for a story on
a warranted got paid eight hours and took or three and a half hour and
an half. Shield read will also known as snoring. So the cars making
a weird noise, all right, rady, And I didn't. I didn't
do any drink. And if it had a word, I didn't do it
no more. You got away with it, though, you got away with
it one time, one time. Ready, we have a little eclipse quiz.
Will you play? No? Are you there? Yeah? I'm here,
all right? Can we'd like to play the eclipse quiz with you.
We'll ask you a couple of questions. Are you cool? Okay? Here?
Go ahead, all right, go ahead, Kevin trure fault. Solar
eclipses are visible in a narrow path of a maximum of one hundred and sixty
seven miles wide. Oh, I must say true, I must say true.
Yeah, I would say true to one for one, Okay, when
the eclipse occurs, what you are seeing is the dark side of the moon.
Is false? Two for two? Yeah, come on. Solar eclipses
can occur at least two and no more than five times in a year.
They no more than five times in a year anywhere in the planet. Correct,
but two at least no more than five. I'm gonna say false on
that one, because this is only when I ever heard of body. If
hasn't been any other ones, there haven't been. There have been others,
but usually like the last one was twenty seventeen, the next one's gonna be
in two years over in Europe. So I'm gonna say I'll say false that
they can be no more than two. I think there's just one. Well,
mate, you get have five eclipse in the year, no more than
five, No more than five. I'll go true. It is true,
okay, when it becomes fully operational. When it became fully operational, the
dust stire caused the first total eclipse over Tattooing. Oh, absolutely up.
I think the deputy early said, there's people who believe that what they're doing
is just closing the dome so they can fix something, right, isn't that
the Have you seen that one? Come? There was? There was a
group on Facebook that was saying that they don't want you to look at the
eclipse because they're actually patching the dome. Can you believe that, Randy,
Oh yeah, I can believe that. Oh yeah, I'm sure that you
know. I remember, I remember, I remember reading a comic book years
ago. It was a Doingburg or something. They said, hey shaped like
a taco, not round ship like a taco. Exactly what it said in
the common book. All right, what's your next one? Kevin Einstein's theory
of relativity was proven during an eclipse. Oh wow's theory of equals MC scored
energy equals. Man. Yeah, I'm gonna say yes, it's true.
I'm gonna say true. Yeah. Yeah, mass times accelerations e right squared.
Yes, yeah, so that would be sure. I can see that.
Yeah. Smart they were back then, Yeah they were. We got
dumber. That's the world kept evolving, Deputy, were dumber. Stars and
planets will be visible during the eclipse. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, woman,
yes, absolutely that one. Yes, mostly Venus and Jupiter. But
no word on Uranus. I guess it just depends on how much Bill drinks
tomorrow. Oh, mechanic, I icy uranus every time he bends over.
I got two more for you, three more for you. The temperature will
drop about ten degrees during the eclipse. Yeah, I believe. I don't
think that's true. I would say that's true. I would say true.
I remember the nine I remember the ninety four eclipse. It was a partial
eclipse and we went outside and this silver creek back home. Yeah we had
Yeah, we were the only ones. I don't remember it ninety four ninety
five, there was an eclipse, yeah somewhere. It's like it was like
spring of ninety four and it was like base. It wasn't a full eclipse,
but like the temperature dropped and it got windy all of a sudden.
It's like, oh, we didn't we weren't told to put jackets on.
We had to make our own eclipse classy at the pinhalls. That's right.
Yeah, I remember that day. I think I was holding two cold beers
is why I got chilled. That's probably why electronics will cease working during totality
of the eclipse. I don't believe that's true, although I am. I
am wondering. I'm saying false too. Yeah, it is false. Yeah,
I think that could there be a run on cell phone activity where you
know, just like if we come here Fairport for Fairport Music Fest, good
luck trying to text a buddy like Facebook, yeah or Facebook live in it
or exactly, and they're having the same thing a the PGA that I was
just gonna say, the PGA. We had that. So anytime you have
an influx of people all on their phones, you go to a concert,
whatnot, bills games, you're gonna have issues with cell phones. Okay,
one last one. I think women should not watch the eclipse as it can
harm the unborn baby. That's true. They're gonna give were I say that's
true. That is false in the kitchen as told by their man. Okay,
that's good. You should have seen the look you just got you.
Yeah, I want to I want to be near Tracy when it turns darts
on cop of quick feel that's right, and then then she'll know who was
not so much you were? They a lifetime thing. Randy, what's the
uh, what's going on in the world in Nascar? We haven't talked to
you in a while. Well, right now, we're watching the marginal race
and I'm trying to see who's leading. I'm watching and looking at inside the
house and we're cooking on the grill, and looks like Byron's leading. Uh.
He looks like William Barn's leading the race. Thank god, is not
Danny Haimon or Wallace. Thank god? But uh uh and Sad was okay
early, So it's uh, we're gonna last week. You know, it
was a big dig deal last year. Last week with Hamlin at Richmond,
he started early. He jumped the start and NASCAR didn't penalize it and didn't
do anything about it. There was a big row about that all week on
that and Donald says, well, I'm happened to be in the lead and
a asked restart and I jump in a little bit. They better not flag
me back forties because it wasn't right. And NASCAR kind of apologized said about
it that they missed it and how can you miss it? Everybody saw how
can you miss it? You know? So it is what it is.
You know, Denny Hamler's becoming the new villain. You know, he's becoming
a new villain. He's the one when he won at Bristol. I beat
all your I beat all your drivers and all that. So he's he's taking
it. He's taking it to heart, being the new villain. So you
also, but you know guy's a good driver. Uh he's won two races
this year, so you know he's around and he's gonna do good like you
did. Well see what HAPs at the end of the year when he was
the Falters in the playoffs. So but you never know, I did see
that Watkins Glenn I think opened up over the weekend. Yes, they opened
up this weekend. Yeah, they I think, and I think I think
we sport hit some dur racing or some practice going on today over there today.
Yeah, you know, Paul Cole opened up his drive in over the
weekend. It was a big success. We talked to Paul Cole Friday night
at near ten o'clock at night, Randy, because I wound up going to
a charity event getting a little buzzed, and then the sheriff came out,
sheriff Sheriff Baxter came in the studio with rich Id, who is Stephanie I's
ex husband. And that was a Yeah, that was interesting. That was
interesting. Somebody wrote me about that. I was waiting to see if you
would go there, and I go, well, yeah, I'm going to
go there in a very tactful, tax respectful way. Yes, but I
had to go there, right I had to recognize that. Right then we
moved into electric cars, Randy, and we did use your expertise. We
did talk about electric cars, Randy and and I. You know, the
the discussion was more it's it's a nice secondary car, but I wouldn't make
it my primary. No, I don't. I when they were owned one,
I mean don't get me wrong with the fourth pickups. I mean I've
driven them. I mean they're quick, and you said, and they move.
But it's just but it's just not anything. I can not anything I
can, you know, say, I'm gonna want, you know, not
less like I guess what I just saw. It's an Ethiopia just they're gonna
ban all gasoline powered cars or combustion cars. That look I'm not I am
certainly not world politician by any stretching imagination, but I would think they have
bigger problems over there. They're banning those cars, but they're up into thirty
five. I'm not sure that's you know, that's a fact, you know,
but uh, you know, And they say, well, I think
next week, next week, the twentieth, the twenties. I believe Candig
has practice, hoping practice for like two or three hours next week, then
the racing week after that another they're gonna be ready for Yeah, you can.
I'm not. I don't care about that. Correct. Will you be
here next Sunday? I will be here. I will be to me,
Dave, Dave, Reyder and Brody will be there to talk about our thing
that's going on. We'll be there next Sunday. All right, they got
a big, big TV show that's in the works, and we're gonna hear
all about it next week. Randy, uh enjoyed, enjoy the shiske bobs.
Please give your dad our best. I will what we're gonna say.
No, you mentioned that I was gonna say after you got there with Randy,
but it spread it up. You mentioned four to twenty and what that
symbolizes. Right, So I'm checking out of a I went to lunch today
with my wife and I go to, like, you know, pay for
my lunch and the guy goes, hey, go do it the excited Day're
gonna smoke some weed today? Yeah. I go, this is the owner
of the restaurant. And I said, you're talking to one guy who's never
touched that stuff. And I go, he goes, get out, He
goes, I just you look like one of those guys that might want to
do something like that. I look at my wife. She starts laughing.
She goes, you of all people, I go, the fact that you
talk to mister Corral. But the thing is is that, like I've never
heard anybody say that. Yes, sir, hey Bill, here hang on
second, Hi happy I'm doing well. Happy birthday, mister Selena. How
are we? Thank you very much. I'm good good. We were asking
Randy how excited you were about the eclipse. Oh, I'm jackle pink.
It's more fun walking through dog shoot your bare feet. That's awesome. That's
great. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Well, you're very
welcome, and I hope you enjoyed the shish kebobs. I will all right,
that's the only thing I really like. Well good, and I hope
you come up next week with Randy's coming up here. Okay, we'll see
what happens. Okay, well, take care, Okay, bye the old
man. He's cracking jokes man, you know it. Yeah, I love
it. It's more fun walking ship. That's it. Remember Bill, remember
the party, the time with the when he comes about Santa Claus thing.
Remember that one what happened? Remember remember you sat down. You sat down
and my mom said, there some guys think they look like acts like Santa
Claus. I want to be Santa Claus or something. Yeah, mister,
and dad looked at her, and you looked at her and mine. He
looks at mom and mom. He says, Tom, Well, hello,
missus claws. Just what he said. Were you were at the party,
you were cracking up laughing about it. It was, that's true. All
right, Well, Randy, we'll see you next week. Okay, all
right, just give me a call. I remember what time you wanted to
say, Just let me know. Okay, I will because there because they're
actually they actually Dave and Brody are coming back from I think down in Maryland
is a race. There's a big race, no prep race next week they're
going through. So they're coming back actually Sunday morning from that. So we'll
be there all right, buddy, we'll talk to you then, okay,
man see all right, Buddy Lights International news correspondent racing Randy all the needs
need to know from Ethiopia about that Ethiopia panting guests. Oh yeah, here
about those EPs. All right, we'll take a moment. We'll see if
Dan Mason can check in. And we still have our beer. Will you
taste beer? Can you take you can? Oh? This is awesome,
do a little beer tasting for the some of the eclipse beers that are out
there. We'll get to all that next, but first I got a question.
Have you been to Trotta since the renovation through COVID Lockdown. They made
some really big improvements to the space, my favorite of which is the new
Pour your Own Beer wall. That's right with a special card. You can
pick from over forty eight options. And it's not just beer. There's some
wine, ciders, seltzers all on the wall as well. If you want
to make your bartender dreams come true, make a trip to Trotta's Beer Wall.
Comedyate the Carlson ticket and show times at Carlson Coomedy dot com. Myers
r VG is that warm weather is coming and man, you want to hit
that open road. If you've got a remote job, a Myers RV would
be perfect. You get it equipped with Wi Fi, You've got your own
sheets, your own food, it's your own space and you get to go
wherever your heart desires. Just get in and drive. The open road is
yours and at Myers you're gonna get the right RV at the right price.
Shop travel trailers, toy haulers, fifth wheels, motor homes from the industry's
top RV brands. You'll find brands like Jacob Grand Design, Winnebago, Forest
River, Brinkley, Keystone, and many more, plus incredible deals on over
one hundred and seventy five motor homes in stock. Myers RV has three locations
in Rochester, the original in Caledonia en Route ninety six and Farmington and their
newest location in Webster and you can find them open twenty four to seven online
at myersrvs dot com. I thank you time you come in. Do you
know this song Danny that is sucking from back in the day? This this
Carlos Santana It is not but because yes, I don't think I've ever heard
it myself. It's called under the Sun by Sugar Rat and on the beach
stealing and may get out. No, No, he's to an Access TV
now. Yeah, he's like he's more of a talk show host now it
was a musician. Good for him, yeah, making some bank, I'm
sure. Well, he's taking the route that Johnny Resdick of the Google Dolls
tried to take and it didn't work for him. Johnny Residick actually moved to
LA after a boy named Goo became big and tried to be a talk show
host and that type of it just didn't really work. Yeah, can see
all he did was watch TV. So he's I'm an expert. This that
the other thing, it just didn't work out. But this guy like he's
just a natural. Yeah, Mark McGrath, yea good front guy. The
with four to twenty coming up, do you see any increase in in things
on four to twenty? Ever only because Danny was picked up by a fellow
stoner to be a stoner you've never seen, but he's really to me.
I don't know if you subscribe to this theory or not, Deputy Early,
but I believe there's something called over compensation where we really try to say me,
I would never there's a stereotype, that stigma from back in the day.
No, no, not maybe that would never. It makes you go
blind. Uh do you see suffer for different all right? This is good
for your eyes, right yeah? Uh yeah. You know. The big
problem with marijuana was that when they were talking about decriminalizing it, nobody knew
what that meant. As you would go and talk to a large group of
people and you just ask him, so what does that mean? And they're
like, I can do whatever I want. And that's not true. You
still can't have over I forget the exact now, but it's legalized, but
there's still regulations and people are still having a hard time finding it with the
legal dispensaries, right, So you still have that black market that's pushing it
out illegally, and there's still crime. And for us, again, the
big the big issue is driving. You can't drive. Still your stone and
how do you know? How do you test that? I don't know.
That sounds impossible. Alcohol's out of your system in ours, marijuana has a
half life, so every day half of what's in your system disappears, but
you still have it in there, so it can stay in your system for
up to a month. I think, wow, Well we know some people
that people well what like, we know people who are waking bake like I
always I remember guys sitting with them. They called it breakfast. They're waking
baked and then they went to work and I'm like, yeah, and I
might. I went wow. So they've got to be stoned. So even
when they're done, like if they quit, they could be stoned for what
the next half year potent. Well, that's what the courts have to figure
out. You know, it's in your system. Are you under the influence,
yeah, right? Or are you still stoned or is it just in
your blood. But if it's in your blood, yeah, it's gotta have
some kind of influence, right, Yeah, that's for lawyers to fight.
Yeah it is. I mean they and I think that the laws, from
what I was told, were a lot of the guys who wrote the laws
many years ago enjoyed drinking and they could kind of determine what was and wasn't
with drinking. They didn't do other drugs, and so they made some pretty
harsh penalties on some drugs. And don't necessarily know all the I don't know
as you're saying some of the things that like when it leaves the body and
that that sort of stuff, how long it takes to actually get into your
body depending on what method you use. You know, now with the edible
things, and I don't know. They have chocolate bars now that look like
a Hershey bar, yes, and each little piece is a dose. Oh
wow, but that you'll get someone who pops one and yeah, like I
don't feel anything, so they pop a couple more. Or one of my
favorites is a couple weeks ago. I love wordplay, right, So there
was one I saw that was called pot tarts and it looked just like pop
Tarts, blue box, the whole nine yards. But the problem with that
is what happens when your kids get into that. They see that and they
don't they don't know it looks just like a pop tart well the whole box.
Part of the problem too, is that we had a quiet center.
We had a young lady in here who said that in local high school they
were spiking people's like food, putting things in the food and giving kids like
gummies and not telling them. Sam got caught doing not doing unknowingly got caught.
He was given They were at a field trip and they were all hungry
and wanted. Sam had regular ass gummy stacks and one of the kids offered
him a Krispy treat for pat gummy stacks, but never told sim that it
was not an actual Chrispy tree, and he was losing his mind, flipping
out as warm as heart was racing the columns. Get them yeah, yeah,
yeah, oh yeah, that would piss you off. Well, that's
dangerous because yeah, you don't know how you're gonna react. You get you
know, there's that stereotype cheap chin chong. Right, they're just sitting they're
gonna laugh and they're gonna have fun and it's great. Well, there's people
who seriously freak out. Yeah, you know, I'll never forget working nights.
We we got a call to a house once and the sun was home
from college and he made a bunch of pot brownies and didn't tell the parents.
See, this is the thing, when you don't know what's happening,
that's when you're really gonna freak out. At least with the other someone can
go, Okay, these are some of the things you're gonna feel. And
the poor dad answers the door and he was just slow and delayed and to
figure everything out. And mom was upstairs in the bed death grip on the
on the comforter. Yeah, but you gonna fall out of No, I
could see it. I could totally see it. We're craving for Dorito's.
Yeah, horrible. I gotta be honest, as much as we got to
spike him sometimes just to see no, no, no, no no.
And just I gotta say, there are still some that's against the law.
Yeah right. It's like, are still some professions where you can't smoke,
right, right, school bus drivers, police officers, all that you can't,
you know, even though it's legal, you can't partake no, well,
right because it's sales. Yeah, I would think that even some doctors
and things probably shouldn't. I don't know what the rules. Yeah, man,
you got something going on in your Pancreas one of the guys I used
to work with, that's how he always told people. He's like, yeah,
you know, it's not a big deal. Nobody ever dies around with
this nap. But would you get on a plane if you knew your pilot
was under the influence And the majority of people are like absolutely not. No,
no, no, not a chance. I think we're going down,
bro, Yeah, exactly. Now. I have watched people do the gummy
and go it's not working, and then all of a sudden they're a puddle.
I mean I watched one girl take one and say it's not working and
then start crying, like when when it really hit her she was getting all
she felt all weird because she had gone from maybe what would have been a
five milligram to fifteen or twenty, and she was like, oh, twist
it out. Yeah, I know the guy who we both kind of but
I gave this girl a ride home because I go, like, you can't
drive, and I said, but you know, and I go, no,
it gets weird when somebody some you sort of know her, don't really
know her, and you're kind of like, hey, let me give you
a ride home because the people who had all gotten higher given her the stuff
had left. And so you're there and I'm watching this and she's started to
I go, let me give you a ride. I'll just to make sure
you're you'll be safe. No, you know, I'm not creep. I'm
not anything like that. I just don't want to see you. It's also
important to note that this isn't your woodstock weed anymore. No, it's not
man low natural THC level that once man gets their hands on it, puts
in a lab like there's there's concentrates out there that are ninety percent. You
need to see. You need like a governor, like they put on a
on a car, mown a governor on some of this weed that they have.
I swear to god, that's where it feels weird after eighteen years of
being a cop to say that's what's nice about the dispensary. At least you
have a professional who's regulated giving you this stuff. It's not some person on
a street corn the problem knows what is there one legal one like I could
walk into. I think there's one legal one in Monroe County that's open.
It's a good question. I don't know if you know on Jefferson Road where
you have to have a medical marijuana license. Well, that's what I'm saying.
But medical has been allowed for a while. It has been for a
while, and you can go on and you can doc shop and find somebody
to write you a prescription, and that's not hard to do, but it
does cost you some money. What I'm talking about is it's supposedly legal in
New York State that you can go into a dispensary any one of us because
we're over twenty one or whatever the age is. And uh, I thought
there was one that was legal in Monroe County legally operating, which just shows
you with New York State, that you're rolling things out without a plan,
because now you made you know that that just makes your job harder. Oh
yeah, yeah, The only ones I know that are around of the reservations.
Okay, dam Mason did say the reservation that's the Oh yeah, I
guess anybody can go there. I didn't even think of the reservations. Uh,
Dan Mason said he is available real quick here. We'll just check in
for Solar Palooza, which we will be part of tomorrow. Do you have
fireworks pocket Clips? I don't know if they are, but they're going to
have a band, the Skycoasters, Yes, the Skycoasters playing makes sense?
How are you Dan? I'm sorry, we're like a minute late and I
know you're you're damning. Are you going over to the r p O tonight?
I am. It's going to be quite a show over there at the
yeblic Cross Arena. Yeah, and it's all for the eclipse. Correct,
Like Clips Steam Show, It's gonna be awesome. Well do you think they'll
be playing this song right here? Totally cups to the heart. I'm not
sure if that one made the set list for this show. I could really
see this being beautifully done with a full string. Or maybe it is not.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. By the
way, congratulations, patience is a virtue. Four delays and you finally got
the home opener in thanks to mother nature cooperating. Thank goodness. Yes,
it was a rough, frustrating week, but we got a glorious day yesterday
and today was even better. And the Wings just just won the game literally
like three minutes ago. So fantastic. A good way to end the end
the homestand way end the week. Good way to end the week. And
then tomorrow is Solar Palooza, believe it right here at Innovative Field noon to
five, featuring live music from the Skycoasters. We all have an arts and
craft station. We got all kinds of celestial delights including let's see the asteroid
belt, beef sandwich. We've got nebula nachos, we got alien chicken fingers,
all kinds of great stuff. We have the moon Rocks gear on sale.
Oh yeah, moon Rocks gear. It's go. It's when. We
had a great day for moon Rocks gear yesterday and today. A lot of
fans getting their moon Rocks drip while they're here at the ballpark the last two
days. I definitely think I want to get a hat. Tomorrow. We
will. Yeah, we'll be there doing the podcast tomorrow, and I really
appreciate you letting us do that. My mom is very excited. I have
our glasses. We're all we're all set. Well. The first three thousand
fans get a free pair of eclipse glasses. All right. I didn't want
to take anybody's anything. I was told by the Sheriff's department not to steal
anybody's glasses. Well, I think we can save a pair for you and
your mom. Okay, but don't drive with your cliffs glasses on. No,
No, they're not like regular sunglasses. Yes, and don't look at
the sun with regular sunglasses on. It must be e cliffs classes. No.
Will we be seeing you tomorrow? I know you have a lot going
on. I'll be around for sure. Okay, great, Well, I
look forward to that absolutely. And we have Deputy Hurley from the Sheriff's Department
in the studio. He was just kind of telling us about, you know,
get to where you want to be early and then stay a little late.
And of course, this event goes till five, so you may want
to give time for traffic to dissipate a little bit. Yeah, it's because
the totality portion of the Great North American Eclipse will be from like three eighteen
until three twenty three, I believe ye. So the party will continue with
live music from the Skycoasters after totality, ok, about an hour and then
you know. So people can hang out here till five and get here early
too. Just open at noon and that's when the party starts. So it's
gonna be a great time tomorrow here for Solar PLUSA at the Innovative Field.
What time is mitsy scheduled the passing from spikes? What time is mitsy?
What schedule the pass in front of spikes? Kind of like the is trying
to make it. He's trying to be funny. It's not working. It
worked. I liked it, all right. Can you come in more than
more than just once a month? Sorry, that's all right. I like
it all right. There's no hat for me. We will uh we will
see you tomorrow and uh, thank you. And I put things up on
my Instagram and stuff for Solar Palooza. Get your tickets and get down there.
You can even I don't know, I don't know. Is the warning
track ticket sold out? No, we still have some VIP tickets so you
can check out the eclipse from the warning track out in the outfield. So
we still have those available for thirty and regular tickets General mission tickets with all
kinds of great us around the ballpark for fifteen bucks and you can get them
at Red Wings baseball dot com or just come on down tomorrow. We'll you
know, we'll have the box office will be open so you can walk up
and get your tickets. But you know, if you want those VIP tickets,
I definitely recommend getting them at Red Wings Baseball dot com. What's the
situation for parking, because I've asked Bill three times that he hasn't been able
to tell me. We have our you know, that's one of the advantages
of coming to the event here. We'll have the use of parking in Lot
D where customers are accustomed to parking for our games, and so that's that's
going to be where people park. It's a it's a big lot. We
can fit a lot of cars in there, and so we're looking forward to
welcoming everybody tomorrow. And parking is free. By the way. Oh look
at that. Well that that's really awesome. That is awesome. Yeah,
Well, thank you, Dan, I'm glad and thanks for all the details
on that. Uh I look you got it. Look forward to seeing you
tomorrow for the Solar Palosa with the skycoasters. I'm actually very excited about all
this. Yeah, we can't wait to see you guys tomorrow and uh have
a great night and I'll see you Minyana. All right, thanks, Dan,
you got it. There, he goes. Dan makeson general manager of
the Rochester Red Wing, come come out to the see the show. You
can write me some better jokes. No, well we could. Well,
I would love people to sit in love to ask about the eclipse. You
know what, have they ever gone anywhere else? Somebody did travel to Missouri
to see it once? And uh, Dan won't be there. He has
to work. I have to work. You'd believe that. Sheriff yeh,
Sheriff Hurley has to work. Yeah, all right, we'll take all quick
break and then we'll come back and taste the beer and we'll wrap it up
and get out of here for Solar Palooza twenty twenty four. We get to
all that next circu law Because sometimes you find yourself from what some people call
a sticky situation. Maybe it's a d wy rast. Possibly you're accused of
a crime you didn't knowingly commit. You're gonna want circu law and you can
get them by calling five eight five three eight five twenty five ten. Their
foundation lies in the belief that everyone deserves a fair defense. Steve Circu and
his team tirelessly strive to ensure that your rights are protected, and they leave
no stone unturned in building a robust case. So again, facing a DWY
the case of a crime he didn't knowingly commit, circul Law will defend your
rights and your personal freedoms five eight five three eight five twenty five ten,
or you can email them through their secure contact page at circulaw dot com.
Make sure your rights are protected with circul Law. Victor Chrysler Dodge g Ram
Route ninety six in Victor and online at Victor cdjr dot com. Mac of
All Trades. Did somebody put an eclipse size hole in a wall in your
home? You need MAC to come in and fix that. Oh you can
try to pat to yourself, but we're just not as good as we think
we are. You ever look at something you did in your own home and
go, oh boy, oh boy? I should have called the pro The
pros are Mac of All Trades five eight five to zero two ninety two eighteen.
And as our attention starts to turn to outside, and maybe you would
like a better, bigger area to entertain outside, MAC can do that from
outdoor kitchens to patios, to decks to extensions on your deck. Whatever Mac
can do it. You vision it, Mac can make it happen. How
about that you think about it and Mac makes it reality. It's kind of
like having your own personal genie. I mean, I'm just saying five eight
five to zero two ninety two eighteen. Check them out online at Mac of
All Trades dot net. It's ever been in a band that played this song?
Never No? Would you be? Would you quit? No? I
said, if they said to you, hey, we should play a smash
mouth song, which would quit the band, I wouldn't quit the pad it.
I'd be like, I'd be protest to the gap. I kind of
like this song. It was always a beat pot. Did this guy die
recently? Yeah? Is it the weed reference in the beginning that would throws
you off? I? Probably? I wait, there's a weed reference in
the beginning and says I'd like to buy the world of toke Oh I missed
that. It's gotta be bad when even the cops are ripping on you for
not having to toke one. I'm good without him. I just saw that.
Uh, what was the one of the hair bands? Guys just died?
Today, sixty four years old. Yeah, I think TMC had it
Amokay, was was it one of those A bands or was it one of
the I was going to say, like a B band, a B Docking
or somebody, No, not Docking, Don docket Man. I had a
great interview with Don docan years ago. We sat and talked and he had
a stalker check this out. Had a stalker come from Asia and she got
over like a fence and into his property in I think he was living in
Beverly Hills and she got into like his house. He had to call the
cops and I don't know how to get security and all kinds of stuff because
she came in. I think she tried to attack him then with a knife
or something. I don't know. Are you talking about C. J.
Snare from Firehouse? Yes? Firehouse? Do you remember the band Firehouse?
Yeah? Barely found that. That's what I'm saying. Maybe they were a
c bit colon cancer, cardiac arrested man. Yeah, I'm colon cancer.
Isn't that what they're saying? Kate Middleton colon cancer? Because I thought I
did think and then not to be but I thought it would would it be
Lady part cancer. Yeah, they're finding the plate way of saying like very
cancer. They're a very childish way of saying it more or less. Well,
there they take the poop in the box, folks. That's what we're
telling you. They're finding more and more young people like millennials and zennials or
a generation Z I guess or whatever, they're having problems Why with with colon
cancer? I don't know, you know why. I think it's because they
ate too much cereal growing up. But I'm not joking. Think about it.
They think nothing about our parents. Our parents like they didn't have as
many options, right, so they ate like you know, steak and or
meat and vegetables. You ate what was on your plate. If you didn't
eat what was on your plate with your parents, you didn't eat period.
Then as the generations grew more and more stuff. I mean, we were
eating like dessert for breakfast for years. Yeah. Or could they be doing
kinky stuff in the bedroom and that's going to lead to calling cancer building.
I don't know, doctor Moram. I don't know how far the qu cover
goes all right, So, but that's not a bad theory when when you
think about our diet dietary changes for sure, the first generation that may not
outlive its parents. Oh, I'm gonna well, I don't know. My
grandmother was ninety six, and my parents are doing pretty good. I mean,
my dad's almost eighty, my uncle's eighty. My father died at fifty
eight. Yeah, his parents died in their late seventies early eighties. My
grandmother is still going at ninety six. Jamie leshow does a joke for us,
Dan don't? Jamie List did a joke on stage about you know,
divorce and the fact that people didn't live as long that's why marriage was so
good, and my mother turns to me, goes. I've always believed that
theory. I've been saying that for years, and it's true. Like,
I mean, there are people like you know, when you go back,
it was the late teens, you got married, you had kids, and
if you go there was a cemetery where I like kind of hidden across the
street from where I lived in Pittsford, and I walked the boys through there
once and the average age when I tutored it out was either thirty five or
thirty two. Yeah, thirty five or thirty two. So they were all
like eighteen something, right, the eighteen hundred, So we're not in terms
of time, I mean several generations, but not that long ago. And
we've certainly lived and now they're saying to live to one hundred and twenty would
not be out of the realm of possibility and being pretty functional. My mom
went to college here. My mother is seventy six, and one of her
roommates who still lives in the area or a person she went to school with
their mother turns one hundred and two on Wednesday. Oh wow, and lives
on her own. I don't know that she still drives, but she lives
on her own, not in a facility, not in a care facility,
and somebody else she was telling me the father, Now this is a rare
one man one hundred and five. Wow, one hundred and five and still
does wordling stuff. So I don't know. I think they just said the
last surviving person from Pearl Harbor went passed away the last week. Yeah.
I saw that too. Yeah, so Chief Baxter is going to come in
here on Chief Bax excuse me, no, no, no, no,
oh, I meant it is Sheriff Baxter. I got the names wrong.
Chief Barnes began with a b I was close. Chief Barnes from the Fairport
Police does a podcast here called Copcast. He's bringing in a ninety nine year
old man who was in the Battle of the Bulge in World War Two.
Wow, I wonder if you knew my uncle is going to come over?
And he said, he called the guy and he said, he goes.
I don't know how much he's gonna talk because I called him and I said,
would you come in? He goes, yep. He said. Do
I need to talk to like a daughter or son or anybody but arrangement?
Nope? Who do I talk to me? It's tough with them because I
know there's a lot of them that I can't that won't talk about it.
Well, my grandpa will never talk about it. Okay, I think this
gentleman was a said he would. I just don't. But all his answers,
according to Jeeves Barnes, it's pretty short. So what are you gonna
get to tell us about the Battle of the balls? Wow? There?
How was it hot? Would you want to live to one hundred and twenty
if I could keep my faculties? I think, like most I remember Norman
Lear, who wrote all in the family and stuff just passed away at a
hundred I believe for one hundred and one, and they did an interview and
he goes, I just don't want to leave. I really enjoy I don't
want to leave. I do think that we're not designed to be in these
bodies forever. I think he can see that. But with things like hip
replacement, I'll tell you what. I do think that the modern surgery and
the way we fix things. And my mom just had hip surgery, I
think that's helping people live longer because it's so depressing to watch her not know
what was wrong, why she couldn't walk as much, see her body debilitate,
have a problem with her hand where her hand was atrophying, and things,
and had disk surgery in her upper neck, and then at the end
of the year the hip surgery. Down I was down there. We went
on a four mile walk together and she's got like that whole Springer step again.
It's like a whole rejuvenation. The depression, I think leads to I
really do it all psychologically starts to kill you. I really do. I
think that that's a so much of our life is lived in our head.
Anyway, I'm not saying that your body isn't gonna fall apart, but I
do wonder if in a way you just don't. Here we go again.
I hurt and pain, that's what you start thinking about. And to watch
her now be upright and walking where she had a cane, she had all
the stuff, and she was miserable. And I think she's even a little
bummed now because she's like, I'll never kayak again, and she loved kayaking
and things. She goes, I can't. I'm you want my kayaking?
Yeah, I think I'll add it to the fleet. We'll put it David's
basement. Yeah, but I mean it's a it's an interesting you know,
as you're saying that. So if you could keep everything going pretty well,
right, yeah, sure, yeah, But other than that, I hear
you. I mean you said you keep your faculties right, part of that
would be great. But then on the other hand, if your body,
like you said, it was falling apart and your mind was still sharp.
Yeah, sometimes it's nice to be blissfully Well, that's called fifty something.
I mean, I'm right there, or your forties. Your body's falling apart
and you know it look at Danny. He's miserable. I'm kidding. I'm
teasing you. Well, you're always saying things like, oh this hurts.
Taking seple of bits is not working. I'm putting out like you know,
yeah, okay, that's not just almost chic as a Tuesday as a Tuesday
Tuesday earlier. I want you to know. I came in here right.
I hadn't been back to the studio since we had we had a little party
for Dan's birthday, and we had been out at the Equa Center's charity event
that was down a tin cup. Come back in here today, and I
wanted to get here a little early, and I wanted I had all this
other work I would I go. I have to wait till after the podcast
to do that because I was chiseling cake off the table, like the crumble
cookie, like the jams and stuff. There was somebody who was sitting where
Deputy Hurley is right now. It was just smeared everywhere. The one person
who had half a bite was like, I can't, Yeah, yeah it
was. It was all down there. It was all smeared in down there,
and then there was plates and all this like cleaned everything up, not
a crumb in front of Danny seat though. Oh no, there was.
There was a lot of crumbs, a lot of crumbs, but nothing smeared
into the table, nothing dried onto the table. That was. That was
kind of funny, all right. Uh with the so a lot of people
trying to I guess we could say cash in on the clips. This is
in the path of totality. It was three eighteen pm in Buffalo, So
this is a Buffalo beer. I think we're three twenty or three twenty something.
I thought in Rochester, but four and a half percent alcohol by volume,
and I know that Roarboch had one but sold out. Yeah, we
could not find it. It's and it's been selling good for them. I
think that's awesome. So we will. We're gonna take a little now.
Danny and I did a wine tasting and we learned to sniff inhale and then
go and heal the juices. The aroma there it is. That's pretty good.
What's the smell like, guys? Oh, that's a wheet beer.
So that's kind of like an ale. I like that one. Oh you
did, Yeah, I couldn't tell by the look at your face. I
was trying to think of something smart to say when he wanted to know what
it smelled like. Is that the one that smells like blue moon? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, it's like a Belgian wheep beer. Yeah, that's
not bad. And what's the other one, Kevin? The other one is
Mosaic Sunset. It's a New England style. I p a six point seven
percent volume. Oh bruden Cannon, Johnson City, New York down near Binghamton.
Okay. And they're not in the path of totality, right, No,
they're not, like right under Syracuse. I think I just grabbed this
one because it said sun set, and that was the only other thing I
could find that had something to do with the niclip. That's actually pretty good.
I like, I like IPAs. That's not bad at all, funny,
it's funny in the path of the eclipse. Like Oswego made the list,
but Rochester, Rochester did not. And in my body the thing that
I got my glasses, it did not. No, you guys don't count.
We got Buffalo, we got Syracuse. We're good. Do you know
of a lot of media like national attention that's coming here, because I do
know. In New York City there's a weather guy my mom has a crush
on me. He's a very pretty guy. His name is Lonnie Quinn leave
Lannie began his career on a soap opera and then became a weatherman. Went
be got his degree I think maybe from Penn State. Was National Progression.
Yeah down, yeah, down in Florida and then uh, now he's the
lead weather guy on the CBS affiliate within New York City and he's coming here.
Someone's going to be in Niagara Falls, he's going to be in Rochester,
and I was just wondering if they were I don't know if anybody needed
any protection because they were coming in. No. I know, we got
attention in the beginning when you know, Brockbort was the epicenter, but now
that they've moved it away from us, yeah, I don't think we're getting
the attention that we were getting before. So there very well could be,
but you know, they haven't reached out to us for anything. There's a
professor of astronomy and physics at the u of R who is going to be
doing stuff with CNN. I reached out to him as well, but I
have not heard back from him. Adam Frank, Well, we could maybe
Adam Frank. We get him on the phone tomorrow. If the phones are
working, if the internet is, I don't know. The electronicals might not
work. The electronicals may not work any final words, Deputy Hurley, that
we need to know as we get ready for a once in a lifetime event,
a total eclipse of the sun. Final words would be enjoy it.
We have fun, you know, be responsible, plan accordingly right, like
we said earlier, Get where you're going, hang out for a while,
enjoy it once in a lifetime thing. Have fun. It's not gonna be
the end of the world. No, it's make sure your headlights. There's
a lot of people I'd notice driving around without their headlights on. Freaks me
out, you know, And that's the hard part. Once you start telling
people things like we we weren't sure what the traffic's going to be like.
So some people would ask you, you know, how should people prepare if
they're stuck in traffic? So you tell them, you know, have some
food with you, have some waters, make sure your cell phone's charged.
Just make sure you're enough gas, right, make sure you have enough gas
in case you're stuck on three ninety for a little while. And then it
turns into the Doom's day. Oh, the world's gonna end. They're telling
us to put food in our cars, right, Like I travel food everywhere
just in case. And that's the thing too. When we get this totality
of dark for three and a half four minutes, is it just gonna be
darker? Light's gonna come on? Like, oh, I would assume lights
may have the stadium lights on for it. He may turn them off so
you can see it. So if you're gonna steal still between three to twenty
three twelve, well, I was thinking, I do wonder if if people
will breaking up people's homes. I was actually curious about that because like I've
always thought Fourth of July or whenever there's like fourth is light, like fireworks
go off. You would imagine that if you want to shoot somebody, that
would be the time. Does that Does that go up during that time?
Not? Really? It's another one criminal theory. The criminals are like just
that I take to night off. It's hard to time in between the there
is bang right right, yeah, Daniel, it is where I have heard
I've seen videos where there's like gunfire. Oh, let's say the the Kansas
City Chiefs Parade. Right, there was gunfire when I was watching that,
and if I were walking back to my car, I would wonder if it
was fireworks or somebody lighting off a firecracker. I don't know that I would
have instantly thought gun. And that's where sometimes I think, do I live
in a bubble where I just assume everywhere I go I'm gonna be safe And
I don't know. Maybe that's a dumb way to live, but that is
how I should have asked Mace. I could have brought some fireworks. I
just picked them up a couple weeks ago. I have brought a couple.
I think it's illegal in New York State. Yea, these are the ones
that stay on the ground, the ones you can buy in New York State.
Yeah, I just I would assume that that was fireworks, So I
don't know. I always go with this assumption that everything's going to be fine.
Yeah, that's a lot of what we get is, you know,
people either call when there are fireworks. Fourth of July, inevitably we'll get
calls for gunshots, and it is the fireworks and vice versa. There's times
where it's the middle of you know, June and people are like, it's
just fireworks and come to find out there was a shooting. Yeah, so
it goes both ways. So the gun cams pick up the fireworks as shots.
Yep. Sometimes it depends on that, you know, the firework itself.
Some of them can tell the difference between them. But you know,
I would go back to your question, and it's kind of like when you're
standing in the middle of the club and the music's playing and you're singing along
and the DJ just cuts the music right and there you are singing, so
you just don't know. But the time thing is so there you are singing,
you know, pour some sugar on me with what else? Quiet?
Does that happened? That would that would be my luck? Right, you're
getting ready to shoot and everything stops and then yeah, oh ma, go
go go all right for Deputy Hurley, who has a very busy day tomorrow,
I am sure for Dan Brilla, who's going to be working for Kevin
Mure, and I will be hanging out an innovative field with my mom,
drinking beers. Drinking beers. Are you gonna have your usual Monday cast or
not? No? Okay, I think coming, Mark, Mike, come,
I can check with the helmet may come. Yeah, but other than
that a match selection to I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow. From
Totality and Innovative Field,