It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnasco and JP Sorrow Back around,
back in the saddle. Christmas package is awaiting us here on the Lapsed
Fans twenty twenty three Christmas Special. One Gift at a Time, One Pot
at a time. Yeah, what do we have next? Boss? Now?
This one was delivered by Royal Mail. Oh this is from the UK,
from the gall Old England. It should have rid on boxing day.
Philip Baine. Oh, good friend, Philip Baine, Very good friend.
Umm may pounds if I may expostulate momentarily the merits of Philip Baine. But
what is this going to be? A World of Sport book? I imagine
fans now opening packages with a plastic ruler, which is probably harder than just
using your fingers. But fine, no telling what awaits us. Watch that
that recording device. I think, what a wonderful unwrapping it's been here so
far. Is great to see global representation, great to see things making the
hop across the mighty Atlantica. Someone said something from Global Brother GWF Brother al
LEAs. It's one of the things I remember most warmly about our inaugural Christmas
show is getting gifts from all over Europe, and how amazing I think we've
got Do we get South Africa? I think it looks dangerous, brown packaging,
shit unwrapping. Oh what is that? Scrumbcus sweets loved since nineteen twenty
eight? My goodness, are these like native candies? I've never heard of
it. Loved since nineteen Choose bluech brother, brother, what are you?
Who's boom dude? Blue Shooes? Haven't heard from them in a while.
Oh it's v in Savory selection six pack. Wow, I love? I
do? Oh my god, Scampy flavor fries six shrimp scampy guess and bacon
flavor fries. Those are fry. Oh that's like they're like potatoes. Like
yeah, yeah, they're like fun. I do. I do love the
Europeans. Oh me too, in terms of their food, their specialty foods
on Christmas. Like, I mean, we all had candy and our stocking
stuff as stocking stuffers as kids in America. But I feel like there's like
a whole category of Christmas only candies. Cadbury, Oh sure doesn't get in
more English than that? Oh curly well, brother, what curly what curly
worthy? Oh? Yes, that's my big favorite. The curly Worthy.
I love when they fucking look at all these candies, fairy milk, Freda
and friends. I know, yes, Fredo, curly Worthy, more curly
worthy. And it appears that all of these bags of candy are simply decorating
and surrounding a wrapped package A card there, lovely little Santa tag from Phil.
We love you very much Phil. It's a wonderful package, isn't it.
It's a wonderful life. Yes, here is from Father Christmas. That's
what does the card say for a special couple Christmas card? It's pathetic.
Jack and JP has host card in part of you guys wishing you were missing
a perfect Christmas. That's special in every way. Let's see here we have
a missive. We do you have a missive? Nice little quite fulded sheet
of paper. Let's see what the Christmas greeting is Jack and JP. Season's
greetings from Mary Old England. Many thanks for all the countless hours of new
content over the last year, including the deepest of deep dives into the murkis
of waters with tn H. For me, this work just underlines the fact
that laps Hulk constantly paranoid, always wanting to put himself over, no matter
how business absurd, matter how scrupinally absurd that would be, is in fact
what Terry Belayer is. Yes, last Christmas, I sent you guys a
highly confusing WCW superslambo. Oh we still have that board game too. He
sent us the WCW Super Slam board game. Yes, devised by Waddington's.
Let young fans enjoy the action of w CW and a view of wrestler's hasses
at home. This year, I have sent to you its Companion card game.
I had a copy of this game as a child and don't remember it
being especially playable, but I do remember just how great the cards looked,
even arn Anderson's. I hope you enjoy them. Perhaps frame them. Imagine
having a framed picture of Lex Luga or Tom Zank on your nightstand. I
have also sent some local treats. Cadbury's chocolates, including Fredo Bars, the
price of which is used as the sole measure of inflation by millennials in the
UK, Right, Swizzles sweets, which are produced in the same country county
where ilany of Derbyshire, and Smith's Savory snack, a favorite snack in pubs
up and down the land. I hope you enjoy them all. Should be
something a little different. Merry Christmas, Phil, it's got lovely sprits.
Seriously, a lovely country, what a lovely bunch of people. We love
our British fans. And in the wrap packaging is the w c W Super
Slam Wow Great Grappling Action card Game with Surfer Sting on the cover. Full
details on w CW Wrestlers forty giant cards size cards featuring all you ever wanted
to know about your favorite WCW Wrestlers. Did you know the Sting's favorite hold
is the scorpion death locks the Sting, Yes, all that nature boy,
Rick Flares r I C k oh fuck Flirs. Greatest achievement was becoming a
six time world champion. It's a wrong spell. Find out these facts plus
much much more in this hard and easy to play game from Waddington's Let's see
one All Right, Open Up? Ah Yes, The WCW Super Slam Card
Game. Ah Sting the Stinger hide and weigh sixty three, two hundred and
sixty two pounds. Hometown Venice Beach, California. Favorite holds Scorpion deathlock,
Stinger splash, toughest opponent, Rick Flag, greatest achievement winning the World Heavyweight
Championship motto, We're having fun. Now, what the fuck they said?
That's Sting's motto. Yes, well, we're gonna try one of these.
Yeah, let's do it. Rick Steiner five eleven ffty five pounds, Detroit,
Michigan favorite holds Billy to Belly Suplex, Steiner Line, toughest Opponent's Doom
trademark Icole Wall Street trademark, Greatest achievement winning the World Tag Team Championship Belts
motto, It's not my fault Snitzky okay, Rick Stander's motto as it wasn't
my fault. Yes, this is so cool. There's so much there's so
much licensed merchandise that, like, you know, w CW, you probably
even know this was on set fans. So we're gonna try some of the
Smiths Savory selection pub snacks. Let's try the bacon flavor fries. Oh yeah,
I'm not gonna try this scampy fried that I might vomit, but I'll
try the bacon bacon flavor fries. Oh my god, that sounds so fucking
ridiculous. Tastes like bacon. It tastes like something I've had. What the
hell does it taste like? There's a weird like airy Yeah, like almost
like it cleanses the nose. Yeah, when you hit it, it's like
it has more thinness to it than you. Yeah. Interesting, God,
it's so reminiscent of something I eat and that bacon. That bacon smoke hits
you like late. Yeah, damn. You have four or five bites and
all of a sudden it's in your nose, Like you said, God,
what the fuck does that taste like that I've had before? That was a
flavorful one bacon flavor, Cereal snack, really cool, Cereal great to try,
scampy god scampion lemon. Huh. Things that boss doesn't do. Seafood
surprise, No Italian fishes as a as an Italian and a New England there.
It's kind of a shame it is. It's like salt and vinegar.
All right. Yeah, that didn't taste shrimpy at all, just kind of
weird. Maybe I'm not thinking of the definition of scanty. Smelled it free
at it, so you know, he sniffed it pretty good. Wow.
British snacks it's like a fishy aftertaste. Actually, oh god, look at
you, panicking nervous. What do you say about swizzles? Isn't that the
one where they read the thing? I believe swizzles are the candy that determined
inflation? That was Fredo. Oh no, cabrit Swizzle sweets are produced in
the same county where he lives. What county is that? The bishop?
What is it? Derby sh spell it derby Shire? Derby Shire, don't
be Shire, don'ty roy Shire for that matter, especially with mister Fuji and
mister or Not. Who was it the other guy? It's got a taste
of home. Oh, the professor toward to knock him. So if if
you'd like, if you wouldn't like, I wouldn't. I'm having something.
I assume we got here. We got a drumstick, go on, go
on, go on? Swizzlers, refreshers, it's how sweet? Is It's
not real? It's not real, though, is it? We got here?
We get lollies. That's drumstick. Oh wow, this is like a
taffy. This is stuck in here. I don't know what it takes for
the one of these things taste. Jolly old England my mouth. That's right
about it. I'm not bols jolly old England in your fucking mouth, all
right, good with a drum stick? This is basically hairhead. Yeah,
what's going on in this drum stick? It's a little less chewable out of
the gate than in your head. Brother very lemonee. Wow, I like
him here, every every morsel of your pretty disgusting. Oh what the fuck
is this ship? Derbysher de drums It's called drumstick. He sniffs his food.
It's wait in his nose for you. It's pink. Oh so it's
hard. Oh yeah, it's like a sucker. It's like a taffy type
thing. Oh is it really who you're? Good man? Shout out to
derbysh here. Maybe one day we'll make it out there, hollow read our
esteemed benefactor, mister Phil. So Phil, thank you so much for putting
a little bit of jolly old England in our Christmas. It's in our mouth.
As a lifelong fan of Dickens, someone who's read Christmas Carol front to
back probably fifteen times in my life, I really wow. I feel a
kinship. I feel a kinship with the original settlers of this Land. Well,
let me take that back the original conquerors. There we go, and
the French and everybody else. And yeah, Ion, thanks for adding some
British flavor to the steel of Christmas. And thanks for the there's some spiced
wine and some warm punch toddies for anybody. We're gonna have just citrus everywhere.
You doing the mince meat pie again. I would have had a starter
already. Are you serious? I think so. Yeah, we'll do it
right. To do it right, we have to do like just let it
sit in sugar or whatever. You have the brigol this year. That's exciting.
We get back to basics. Oh that's great. Well, Phil,
thank you so much, and Merry Christmas to you and yours and thanks for
bringing a little bit of that that union Jack charm to the t LEF co
Chairman's Christmas. We continue with our unwrapping series here in the twenty twenty three
t LEF Christmas Special. I'd leave one more package to go in terms of
what we're looking in the same room, across each other at and over,
but certainly more gifts to come even after that, as they continue hitting the
po box, hitting the sweet spot. If we can count on the solar
system if nothing else to fill our box. That's right, each and every
Christmas time. So we'll see you next for another Christmas package. Plaser production
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