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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with
Jack and Carnasco and JP Sorrow Back around,

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back in the saddle. Christmas package
is awaiting us here on the Lapsed

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Fans twenty twenty three Christmas Special.
One Gift at a Time, One Pot

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at a time. Yeah, what
do we have next? Boss? Now?

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This one was delivered by Royal Mail. Oh this is from the UK,

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from the gall Old England. It
should have rid on boxing day.

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Philip Baine. Oh, good friend, Philip Baine, Very good friend.

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Umm may pounds if I may expostulate
momentarily the merits of Philip Baine. But

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what is this going to be?
A World of Sport book? I imagine

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fans now opening packages with a plastic
ruler, which is probably harder than just

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using your fingers. But fine,
no telling what awaits us. Watch that

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that recording device. I think,
what a wonderful unwrapping it's been here so

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far. Is great to see global
representation, great to see things making the

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hop across the mighty Atlantica. Someone
said something from Global Brother GWF Brother al

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LEAs. It's one of the things
I remember most warmly about our inaugural Christmas

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show is getting gifts from all over
Europe, and how amazing I think we've

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got Do we get South Africa?
I think it looks dangerous, brown packaging,

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shit unwrapping. Oh what is that? Scrumbcus sweets loved since nineteen twenty

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eight? My goodness, are these
like native candies? I've never heard of

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it. Loved since nineteen Choose bluech
brother, brother, what are you?

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Who's boom dude? Blue Shooes?
Haven't heard from them in a while.

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Oh it's v in Savory selection six
pack. Wow, I love? I

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do? Oh my god, Scampy
flavor fries six shrimp scampy guess and bacon

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flavor fries. Those are fry.
Oh that's like they're like potatoes. Like

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yeah, yeah, they're like fun. I do. I do love the

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Europeans. Oh me too, in
terms of their food, their specialty foods

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on Christmas. Like, I mean, we all had candy and our stocking

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stuff as stocking stuffers as kids in
America. But I feel like there's like

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a whole category of Christmas only candies. Cadbury, Oh sure doesn't get in

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more English than that? Oh curly
well, brother, what curly what curly

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worthy? Oh? Yes, that's
my big favorite. The curly Worthy.

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I love when they fucking look at
all these candies, fairy milk, Freda

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and friends. I know, yes, Fredo, curly Worthy, more curly

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worthy. And it appears that all
of these bags of candy are simply decorating

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and surrounding a wrapped package A card
there, lovely little Santa tag from Phil.

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We love you very much Phil.
It's a wonderful package, isn't it.

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It's a wonderful life. Yes,
here is from Father Christmas. That's

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what does the card say for a
special couple Christmas card? It's pathetic.

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Jack and JP has host card in
part of you guys wishing you were missing

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a perfect Christmas. That's special in
every way. Let's see here we have

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a missive. We do you have
a missive? Nice little quite fulded sheet

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of paper. Let's see what the
Christmas greeting is Jack and JP. Season's

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greetings from Mary Old England. Many
thanks for all the countless hours of new

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content over the last year, including
the deepest of deep dives into the murkis

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of waters with tn H. For
me, this work just underlines the fact

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that laps Hulk constantly paranoid, always
wanting to put himself over, no matter

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how business absurd, matter how scrupinally
absurd that would be, is in fact

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what Terry Belayer is. Yes,
last Christmas, I sent you guys a

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highly confusing WCW superslambo. Oh we
still have that board game too. He

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sent us the WCW Super Slam board
game. Yes, devised by Waddington's.

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Let young fans enjoy the action of
w CW and a view of wrestler's hasses

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at home. This year, I
have sent to you its Companion card game.

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I had a copy of this game
as a child and don't remember it

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being especially playable, but I do
remember just how great the cards looked,

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even arn Anderson's. I hope you
enjoy them. Perhaps frame them. Imagine

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having a framed picture of Lex Luga
or Tom Zank on your nightstand. I

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have also sent some local treats.
Cadbury's chocolates, including Fredo Bars, the

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price of which is used as the
sole measure of inflation by millennials in the

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UK, Right, Swizzles sweets,
which are produced in the same country county

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where ilany of Derbyshire, and Smith's
Savory snack, a favorite snack in pubs

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up and down the land. I
hope you enjoy them all. Should be

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something a little different. Merry Christmas, Phil, it's got lovely sprits.

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Seriously, a lovely country, what
a lovely bunch of people. We love

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our British fans. And in the
wrap packaging is the w c W Super

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Slam Wow Great Grappling Action card Game
with Surfer Sting on the cover. Full

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details on w CW Wrestlers forty giant
cards size cards featuring all you ever wanted

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to know about your favorite WCW Wrestlers. Did you know the Sting's favorite hold

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is the scorpion death locks the Sting, Yes, all that nature boy,

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Rick Flares r I C k oh
fuck Flirs. Greatest achievement was becoming a

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six time world champion. It's a
wrong spell. Find out these facts plus

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much much more in this hard and
easy to play game from Waddington's Let's see

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one All Right, Open Up?
Ah Yes, The WCW Super Slam Card

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Game. Ah Sting the Stinger hide
and weigh sixty three, two hundred and

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sixty two pounds. Hometown Venice Beach, California. Favorite holds Scorpion deathlock,

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Stinger splash, toughest opponent, Rick
Flag, greatest achievement winning the World Heavyweight

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Championship motto, We're having fun.
Now, what the fuck they said?

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That's Sting's motto. Yes, well, we're gonna try one of these.

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Yeah, let's do it. Rick
Steiner five eleven ffty five pounds, Detroit,

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Michigan favorite holds Billy to Belly Suplex, Steiner Line, toughest Opponent's Doom

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trademark Icole Wall Street trademark, Greatest
achievement winning the World Tag Team Championship Belts

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motto, It's not my fault Snitzky
okay, Rick Stander's motto as it wasn't

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my fault. Yes, this is
so cool. There's so much there's so

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much licensed merchandise that, like,
you know, w CW, you probably

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even know this was on set fans. So we're gonna try some of the

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Smiths Savory selection pub snacks. Let's
try the bacon flavor fries. Oh yeah,

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I'm not gonna try this scampy fried
that I might vomit, but I'll

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try the bacon bacon flavor fries.
Oh my god, that sounds so fucking

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ridiculous. Tastes like bacon. It
tastes like something I've had. What the

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hell does it taste like? There's
a weird like airy Yeah, like almost

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like it cleanses the nose. Yeah, when you hit it, it's like

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it has more thinness to it than
you. Yeah. Interesting, God,

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it's so reminiscent of something I eat
and that bacon. That bacon smoke hits

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you like late. Yeah, damn. You have four or five bites and

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all of a sudden it's in your
nose, Like you said, God,

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what the fuck does that taste like
that I've had before? That was a

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flavorful one bacon flavor, Cereal snack, really cool, Cereal great to try,

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scampy god scampion lemon. Huh.
Things that boss doesn't do. Seafood

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surprise, No Italian fishes as a
as an Italian and a New England there.

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It's kind of a shame it is. It's like salt and vinegar.

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All right. Yeah, that didn't
taste shrimpy at all, just kind of

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weird. Maybe I'm not thinking of
the definition of scanty. Smelled it free

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at it, so you know,
he sniffed it pretty good. Wow.

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British snacks it's like a fishy aftertaste. Actually, oh god, look at

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you, panicking nervous. What do
you say about swizzles? Isn't that the

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one where they read the thing?
I believe swizzles are the candy that determined

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inflation? That was Fredo. Oh
no, cabrit Swizzle sweets are produced in

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the same county where he lives.
What county is that? The bishop?

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What is it? Derby sh spell
it derby Shire? Derby Shire, don't

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be Shire, don'ty roy Shire for
that matter, especially with mister Fuji and

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mister or Not. Who was it
the other guy? It's got a taste

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of home. Oh, the professor
toward to knock him. So if if

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you'd like, if you wouldn't like, I wouldn't. I'm having something.

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I assume we got here. We
got a drumstick, go on, go

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on, go on? Swizzlers,
refreshers, it's how sweet? Is It's

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not real? It's not real,
though, is it? We got here?

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We get lollies. That's drumstick.
Oh wow, this is like a

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taffy. This is stuck in here. I don't know what it takes for

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the one of these things taste.
Jolly old England my mouth. That's right

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about it. I'm not bols jolly
old England in your fucking mouth, all

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right, good with a drum stick? This is basically hairhead. Yeah,

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what's going on in this drum stick? It's a little less chewable out of

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the gate than in your head.
Brother very lemonee. Wow, I like

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him here, every every morsel of
your pretty disgusting. Oh what the fuck

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is this ship? Derbysher de drums
It's called drumstick. He sniffs his food.

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It's wait in his nose for you. It's pink. Oh so it's

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hard. Oh yeah, it's like
a sucker. It's like a taffy type

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thing. Oh is it really who
you're? Good man? Shout out to

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derbysh here. Maybe one day we'll
make it out there, hollow read our

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esteemed benefactor, mister Phil. So
Phil, thank you so much for putting

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a little bit of jolly old England
in our Christmas. It's in our mouth.

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As a lifelong fan of Dickens,
someone who's read Christmas Carol front to

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back probably fifteen times in my life, I really wow. I feel a

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kinship. I feel a kinship with
the original settlers of this Land. Well,

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let me take that back the original
conquerors. There we go, and

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the French and everybody else. And
yeah, Ion, thanks for adding some

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British flavor to the steel of Christmas. And thanks for the there's some spiced

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wine and some warm punch toddies for
anybody. We're gonna have just citrus everywhere.

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You doing the mince meat pie again. I would have had a starter

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already. Are you serious? I
think so. Yeah, we'll do it

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right. To do it right,
we have to do like just let it

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sit in sugar or whatever. You
have the brigol this year. That's exciting.

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We get back to basics. Oh
that's great. Well, Phil,

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thank you so much, and Merry
Christmas to you and yours and thanks for

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bringing a little bit of that that
union Jack charm to the t LEF co

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Chairman's Christmas. We continue with our
unwrapping series here in the twenty twenty three

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t LEF Christmas Special. I'd leave
one more package to go in terms of

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what we're looking in the same room, across each other at and over,

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but certainly more gifts to come even
after that, as they continue hitting the

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po box, hitting the sweet spot. If we can count on the solar

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system if nothing else to fill our
box. That's right, each and every

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Christmas time. So we'll see you
next for another Christmas package. Plaser production

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