1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:16,000 Made a decision faced sunny sum I had a vision. What's up? Everybody 2 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:21,760 is hello? Crying out loud in the heat of summer. It's so hot 3 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:26,039 outside, but it's nice and the air condition didn't hear. That's I know. 4 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,559 It was getting a little steamy in here for a few weeks there, 5 00:00:30,039 --> 00:00:33,600 it was. But we have the AC on high. Fucking kind of establishment. 6 00:00:33,719 --> 00:00:36,759 Is this? It looks like a new unit. Yeah, he got 7 00:00:36,759 --> 00:00:40,039 it replaced. I think about two months ago. Okay, okay, hi 8 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:43,359 kalin hi. Yeah. It's about to get a lot hotter too. This 9 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:47,119 weekend in the valley supposed to be over a hundred Yeah, but I pawn 10 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:53,439 clients in the valley. I'm global warming, that's a hoax. I'm vaccinated, 11 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,600 so I don't have to worry about global warming. Yeah, me too, 12 00:00:56,799 --> 00:01:02,000 So I'm vaccinated against global warming. Yeah, oh okay, So my 13 00:01:02,079 --> 00:01:07,439 body temperature is actually keeps it at the right core my core. Yeah, 14 00:01:07,439 --> 00:01:10,319 my core temperature is pretty low. Oh so then you don't care. You 15 00:01:10,359 --> 00:01:15,319 don't have to like recycle. Wow, I'm a human compost. I don't 16 00:01:15,359 --> 00:01:19,680 know if you know what that is. Yeah. I don't exactly know either, 17 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,000 but I don't have to worry about it because it's all happening. It's 18 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:27,680 all automated. That's system. Where did I just go to any CBS pharmacy 19 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,439 and get vaccinated? For that? You have to use a code? Okay, 20 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:42,920 QR code. Let's say hello to our beautiful Patreon subscribers like Aaron who 21 00:01:42,079 --> 00:01:49,560 is she's back dat hood at and Rachel who's the newcomer still a newcomer for 22 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:53,239 right now? And Randy may Ames who's you know, there's a lot of 23 00:01:53,319 --> 00:01:57,280 names there right don't need to talk about that. Laurie Gory uh, Nikki 24 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:05,680 call your girlfriend Ashley so chic. Leslie accosted a lot of people. Naturally, 25 00:02:05,719 --> 00:02:07,479 you're gonna get reported. There's gonna be a whole TikTok about you. 26 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:12,759 Be careful girl. Yeah, Jacob is Growley, Rita Rocks a lot of 27 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:19,319 people's kids in her bosonet but mostly Elizabeth Williamson yep. And Hero everybody loves 28 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,280 him. And Athena Ginschard is a great dancer. And Polly Polly, I 29 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,759 tried to make some pancakes this morning in the microwave, and I think they've 30 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:32,000 got freezer burden. Oh microwaveable pancakes. Yes, that goes against Poli's recipes. 31 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:37,680 Oh yes, and Valerie, Bubba Fenwick and Katerina check that, Molar 32 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:43,800 and Gabby and Missy. I don't even not no mention e Seva pang. 33 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:53,919 Wow, that's a mention. Cute Kelly Brandt yep Alicia Scalante from the City 34 00:02:53,919 --> 00:03:00,800 of Alamante, Leslie, why why why is that stinker? Wrinker? Christa 35 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:04,199 gets a strap. Sandra, it's not easy being green, but you do 36 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,360 it. She does it high difficulty level. Jennifer get up. And Sarah 37 00:03:07,439 --> 00:03:15,840 Stafano the fano. Yeah. So it's full swing of summer um, hanging 38 00:03:15,879 --> 00:03:21,680 out with the kids, sunny and night. Had a long talk the other 39 00:03:21,759 --> 00:03:25,039 night about music. Oh really, Oh yeah, he loves to tell me 40 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:30,000 about You're like doctor Drew over there and knocket into the microphone. Doctor Bruce, 41 00:03:30,479 --> 00:03:32,840 doctor Bruce. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we should get 42 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:38,120 that the papers and the Yeah. Every time we asked doctor Bruce to come 43 00:03:38,159 --> 00:03:40,960 on our show, he's like, oh, so far away, and I've 44 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:47,639 gotta I'm doing fourteen jobs. Yeah. Now he works at I ving people 45 00:03:47,759 --> 00:03:53,800 at Coachella, and I'm right, yeah he is. He's busy. Yeah, 46 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,360 but it's too busy for us bullshit. It is bullshit. He is 47 00:03:57,479 --> 00:04:00,800 far though he is. He does live like Fontana or something. Yeah, 48 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:05,280 like the Valley of the Dirt people. I'd say it. I've heard of 49 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:09,080 Fontana. I don't know where it is, like, I couldn't find it 50 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,919 on a map in the nine o nine area code. That doesn't help. 51 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,680 But okay, all right, so no more, no doctor Bruce, No 52 00:04:15,719 --> 00:04:17,879 doctor Bruce. But he does do that Woody Allen. He's very like who 53 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,480 with the papers, And there's a lot of him. I know, I 54 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:27,680 know. He used to say when the Corollas, what would he say when 55 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:31,399 the Corollas need a doctor? On the But he's saying that the Corollas need 56 00:04:31,399 --> 00:04:35,680 a doctor they called doctor Drew. For the red carpet, they call doctor 57 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:41,279 Bruce. Or when they puke on the carpet. That's funny. Yeah, 58 00:04:41,319 --> 00:04:44,439 he came up with that. He's a funny guy. He is. I 59 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,120 miss I like him. Yeah. Plus the free medical advice, Oh my 60 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,240 god, I don't know what I would have done without him when the kids 61 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:57,079 were growing up constantly needing medical Yeah. I would show him a picture of 62 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,120 a rash, what is this you know? Or or he's got a fever 63 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,480 of one hundred and two, it's not going away? What do I do 64 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,519 this that? Like all the time, I would call it doctor Bruce. 65 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:11,519 You know what I hate. I hate it when people when doctors and medical 66 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:16,519 professionals say a fever that doesn't mean anything. That's just like having a fever, 67 00:05:17,079 --> 00:05:21,160 even a really high fever doesn't really well, yeah it does. It's 68 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,879 still bad if you have a fever. I'm still gonna call that. If 69 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,120 my kid has a fever of one hundred and four, they always go But 70 00:05:28,199 --> 00:05:30,480 it's not the fever, like, that's not Fevers aren't dangerous, right, 71 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,560 I know, but it's why do they have a fever? Because they're fighting 72 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:38,279 something that's probably dangerous, right, they got some kind of infection, right, 73 00:05:39,079 --> 00:05:41,639 it's just weird to be like, no, fevers don't mean anything. 74 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:46,399 But where I remember I learned from doctor Bruce early on, is that you 75 00:05:46,399 --> 00:05:48,759 can give Thailand all and motor at the same time. Yeah, yeah, 76 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:55,120 you can. And you can stack like you canna every stacking us doing at 77 00:05:55,120 --> 00:06:02,279 the same time, or you can also call it stagger. Yes, okay, 78 00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:06,839 that would have been we just averted a bad disaster because there would have 79 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:11,959 been people screaming stagger at their phones, and I would have been like, 80 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:15,240 can you how do you even Google? Can you look up not stack? 81 00:06:15,439 --> 00:06:23,160 But what's that word? I forget words now, Like when I'm typing up 82 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:27,360 texts and stuff like common words, I'm like, wait, what is that? 83 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,879 What is it? And they'll have to go to Google because text never 84 00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:33,920 tells you that never gets the word right, It's always got no replacement, 85 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,680 no replacement. Google will be like, oh, did you mean aspirin? 86 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:44,120 Even though it's spelled you spelled it like Alaska, you know, but we 87 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,079 actually we know what you mean because but it's for a creepy reason. I 88 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:51,199 do think it's because Google literally reads your mind. Yeah, well, our 89 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,480 boyfriend al is listening. Yeah, but I sort of God, he is 90 00:06:55,680 --> 00:07:00,720 listening. Yeah, because there have been times recently where I had a conversation 91 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,839 and did not I know one hundred percent I didn't type it into my phone, 92 00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:08,680 but I was talking about something and it came up in my hates me 93 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,680 too, So it's your phone is definitely listening to you. Yeah, that's 94 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,120 a way to talk to up. What was the name of that show? 95 00:07:15,279 --> 00:07:19,439 I never watched it or special on Netflix? We talked about it a couple 96 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,279 of years ago, and I never ended up watching it. You watched it, 97 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,839 oh the documentary about Oh yeah out of all the parents. Yeah, 98 00:07:27,879 --> 00:07:30,199 I want to I want to watch I realized I never did watch it. 99 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:34,240 I know, I was just too worried it was gonna ruin social media for 100 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:36,800 me. Not social media, but it was going to ruin like looking stuff 101 00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:40,639 up on the internet. Yeah, I like ignorance is bliss, Like I 102 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,920 like to think that. I like to think of al is just my boyfriend, 103 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:47,480 like the algorithm, just like, oh, here's the more stuff I 104 00:07:47,519 --> 00:07:51,480 found for you. Oh I saw you like those pants by what an xl 105 00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:57,279 Voh, well, here's something that's kind of similar, even even if I'm 106 00:07:57,319 --> 00:08:01,519 like, oh, al that's similar at all. Those are leggings and I 107 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,439 ordered some really big pants. But thanks, that's so much. Anyways, 108 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,839 all that was very sweet at you. And then Alc is like a pushy 109 00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:13,600 boyfriend. I was like, Okay, I know you said you didn't want 110 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:18,040 like leggings, but I really think like you should take another look, because 111 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,040 yeah, I'm really feeling those for you. Back up again like a three 112 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:26,000 days later, and you're like, no, I'm pretty no, I'm pretty 113 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,920 sad. I'm just just some loose pants. Thank you though, thank you, 114 00:08:28,959 --> 00:08:31,120 Al. Yeah, And then I was like, listen, bitch, 115 00:08:31,839 --> 00:08:35,399 you're getting some fucking leggings. I'm not going away. And then you're like, 116 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,240 oh, oh, I just subscribe. I'm subscribing like a horror movie. 117 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:43,200 I just had booty shorts come up. Yeah, like I'm wearing booty 118 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,519 shorts because I had to buy like volleyball shorts for Natalia. Okay, so 119 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:52,759 then Al gets confused had on poor guys. He starts thinking, oh, 120 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,240 are you interested in boody shorts. No, I don't wear booty shorts right 121 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:00,200 right, go back to the yoga pants for target out. But I was 122 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,440 like no, no, no you should you can't. And you were like 123 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:09,279 all stop, thank you though it's serious, stop sweet, always listening. 124 00:09:09,639 --> 00:09:16,720 And I was like great fucking ass, and you're like hell stop stop. 125 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,759 I was like, I'm just saying, Alexa, and Alexa speaks up. 126 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:28,200 Alexa's like, al stop it now, and You're like, Alexa, you 127 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:35,720 stop. I'll just down some fucking booty shorts. I'm and it gets some 128 00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:41,080 booty shorts. Okay. Now I'm sitting in a condo arguing with a bunch 129 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:46,919 of boys living room. Oh my god. By the way, that documentary 130 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,519 is called the Social Dilemma. Thank you, yes, yes, And I 131 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,759 had a social dilemma on whether to watch it and the answer was nope, 132 00:09:54,919 --> 00:09:58,519 no, thank you. Remember to watch it? Yeah, I remember he 133 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,519 watched it and he was horrified and like that scares me. Yeah. I 134 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:05,200 was four or five for like two weeks, and then I just went back 135 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,399 to doing my normal thing on social media apps, right, yeah, exactly. 136 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:13,120 And nobody's slowing us down. I am such a slave. Okay. 137 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:22,159 So technology and I are bad bedfellows. Strange bedfellows. Bad. We don't 138 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:26,399 okay. So I was trying to work my Zoom account. Do you have 139 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:30,919 a Zoom account? Yes, it's a sunny it's Sunny's Yeah, it's it 140 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,480 an actual account that you pay for. We've done Patreon, Oh that I 141 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,879 pay for now? No, okay, so I own I have a Zoom 142 00:10:37,879 --> 00:10:39,399 account. What's it? Why do you got to pay for a Zoom because 143 00:10:39,399 --> 00:10:45,000 I record because otherwise you can only go for forty five minutes if you set 144 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:48,679 a meeting. Really, Oh, I've never set a meeting in my life. 145 00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:52,320 Okay, So I set meetings. I record podcasts on there, and 146 00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:54,799 I okay, I teach, So I have to have a Zoom account. 147 00:10:54,799 --> 00:11:01,000 I've had it for years. But anyway, on Zoom it shows you like 148 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,080 your meeting. There's like an app and you click on your app, on 149 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,279 your Zoom app, and it brings up what meetings you have coming up. 150 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,559 Well, somehow, for no reason that I could ascertain after all these years, 151 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,360 I click on my Zoom app and it just says you have no meetings. 152 00:11:13,399 --> 00:11:16,919 And I'm like, well, that's not true, because I'm teaching tonight. 153 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:20,799 I for sure have a have my meetings and they're like nope, nothing 154 00:11:20,919 --> 00:11:26,519 here. Okay, So but there's a way to circumvent that. You can 155 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:31,240 go to the internet and you can type in Zoom dot us and then log 156 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:33,480 into your account that way. It's like a long, a longer way, 157 00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:37,600 and then my meetings are there. But I can't. I can't just start, 158 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:41,320 yeah, and I have no idea why, and I don't even know 159 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,759 where to start. And then John, who's better at technology than I am, 160 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,600 is like, well, did you check that the blah blah blah was 161 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,000 SYNCD up? And of course, as soon as that happens, I just 162 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:54,720 hear it, and I'm like, I don't I don't even know what that 163 00:11:54,919 --> 00:11:58,559 is. And he's like, you're, well, is it connected to your 164 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:03,039 Google? I don't know. And then I almost start crying. And I'm 165 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,759 not exaggerating because I'm like, well, if I get logged out of shit, 166 00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:09,120 I have no idea how to get back on what does that even mean? 167 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:13,679 My Google? Like I have a password for that? I mean I 168 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:18,519 have an email password, I know my path. I wouldn't even know where 169 00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:22,159 to begin. So then I think I'm going to be an adult about this, 170 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:28,399 and instead of crying right away, I'm gonna go to the Zoom Help 171 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,840 and I'm gonna I'm gonna chat with them, get a live person to chat 172 00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:35,200 with me and say, hey, my app is not saying I have any 173 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:39,720 meetings, but because it's my app's not working or whatever, it's like you 174 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:43,759 your account doesn't allow for you to speak with a live Zoom help person. 175 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,480 See. So then I'm like, well, I'm just gonna throw away my 176 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:54,200 computer because I don't even what I don't will then then right right? You 177 00:12:54,279 --> 00:12:58,919 know, yeah, well I have a recommendation for passwords, but I think 178 00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:03,799 first we'll let's talk about let's talk about something we love. Yeah, first, 179 00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:07,879 that never lets us down, Bombas. That's right, cannot go wrong 180 00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:13,600 with Bombas. Summers better with Bombas because you can feel breezy with the tag 181 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:20,559 less teas and the second skin stuff soft underwear and the sweat wicking socks which 182 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,679 are genius. Really love those. Yes, yes, we love the And 183 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:31,320 the thing that we also love about Bombas is they donate these other comfy items 184 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,720 to someone in need. So anytime you buy an item, they donate an 185 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:39,159 item. And yeah, they do it. And homeless shelters are the most 186 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,919 in need of socks. 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I've used it before for Natalia 205 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,799 with her volleyball injuries. Yeah, and I love, I really really love. 206 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,120 There's tons of doctors on there, and I love that you can see 207 00:15:16,159 --> 00:15:20,000 if they take your insurance before you bother with them. That's the best. 208 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,440 You don't even have to call them. Yeah, So go to zoc dot 209 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:28,960 dot com slash fcol and download the zoc doc app for free. Then find 210 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:35,120 in book a top rated doctor today. That's ZocDoc dot com slash fcol zoc 211 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:43,000 dot dot com slash fcol. So for passwords there, okay, there's two 212 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:46,879 ways to well, this is a no dub. But my girlfriend Don she's 213 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,000 always had trouble remembering what her passwords, so she has like this book that 214 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:56,200 she just keeps everything of all the passwords. Then there's this app that Adam's 215 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,879 old assistant set me up with and he downloaded. It's called password app. 216 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:04,559 Okay, okay, I just went looking for it the other day because I 217 00:16:04,679 --> 00:16:10,399 forgot there's other passwords for stuff that I could not remember. I can't. 218 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,960 I don't know the password to get into the password app anymore. And this 219 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,440 guy's long gone, he's not the assistant anymore. So what now? What? 220 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:25,440 Oh my god, you got a solo story to Atlantis Morrisset. You 221 00:16:25,559 --> 00:16:30,279 can write a song about it. That is the That is the one definition 222 00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:33,240 of ironic, right, yeah, yes, yes, that's right, it 223 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:37,159 is. It's ironic. Wrote down my passwords, can't get it. I 224 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:41,440 keep all my passwords on my notes app, and my notes app is on 225 00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:45,240 my phone and on my computer, and then I just go to my so 226 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,519 if I go I don't know my Zoom thing that, I just look up 227 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,159 Zoom. I do a search for Zoom and it shows me on the Zoom 228 00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:52,600 account. That's what I do too. I use my notes app, right, 229 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,679 unless my phone gets stolen and then everybody's got the passwords, right. 230 00:16:56,759 --> 00:17:02,200 Oh yeah, yeah, but none of my passwords are to anything very juicy, 231 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,480 right, It's not like my Ashley Madison account or you know, dude, 232 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:10,519 I watched the Ashley Madison Do you watch it? Did fucking fascinating as 233 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,640 fuck. And by the way, did you see it? Gay? Oh? 234 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:18,519 Hat like you know my heart even. Okay, they're dirty, filthy 235 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:23,599 cheaters, but they're still human beings. These people that that thought they were, 236 00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:29,319 you know, being protected. They not. They thought they were really 237 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:33,160 being protected while they were cheating on their wives and children, right right, 238 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,200 So sorry, sorry about that head. They gotta get a different coffee table 239 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:41,440 up in here, yeah, up in here, up in here, so 240 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:47,480 sorry. It's on the Hulu. It's on the Hulu app, right, 241 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:51,240 if you want to watch the Ashley Madison affair. Uh, huh. I 242 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,039 zipped right through that the other night and John fell asleep. I was like, 243 00:17:56,079 --> 00:17:59,279 what are you hiding from? Where you sleep? Oh? Is this 244 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:04,799 boring for you? But the thing that I didn't realize I felt, you 245 00:18:04,839 --> 00:18:08,599 know, when they released all the data and you could type in you could 246 00:18:08,599 --> 00:18:14,039 find if so and so was on the Nashley Madison whatever. Fine, Like 247 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:18,960 that's embarrassing enough, But then some other fuckers decide to blackmail all those people, 248 00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:23,240 send them an email saying we're gonna send not only we're gonna put your 249 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:27,359 name on blast on your Facebook with your friends, but also put those dick 250 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:32,319 picks up too, Like, I know, can you imagine that? I 251 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:37,839 mean, people committed suicide over it. That was terrible. It's terrible, 252 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,119 But let's talk about the people that got out it on the thing that the 253 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:47,200 women made so excuses for Yeah, for one, it's funny because I just 254 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:53,400 didn't patreon episode of Rose Pricks talking about this, but I it bears repeating 255 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:59,559 anyway on a regular was that private? But like the people this like member 256 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,160 Chris and Teakman or Takeman. She was the She was Beverly Hill, not 257 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:07,799 Beverly Hills, New York, housewife. She was the model. Oh yeah, 258 00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:10,839 and she was married to a guy who's kind of dickey and they broke 259 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,759 up. They eventually broke up, but not over the Ashley Madison thing, 260 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:15,599 which he was caught in. Right, so he'd been he had an account 261 00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:22,160 on Ashley Madison and her excuse. His excuse was because do you remember when 262 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:27,079 the first happened and all these celebrities were getting outed for I was trying to 263 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:33,559 remember who else got So his excuse was, well, Snooky's husband, don't 264 00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:37,200 you remember that? No, now I do? Yeah, So so the 265 00:19:37,319 --> 00:19:42,920 application Kristen or whatever her name is, her husband got outed in. His 266 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,400 excuse was, oh, I was that was just I was just joking around 267 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,880 with like we just got a joke account, Like just joke, just jashing 268 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:56,119 jashing around with some of my friends got an account. We were just you 269 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,319 know, thought it was funny. Yeah, huh. First of all, 270 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:03,920 if you look people up, you can you could see at the time, 271 00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:07,119 like all their activity on it. You could see how many times they contacted 272 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:12,920 somebody. You can. Yeah, because I caught a friend's husband, you 273 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,480 did, sure did yep? Now I went, where's this website? Where 274 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,599 did you look at this stuff. I don't know if you can still look 275 00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:23,119 look it up. I don't know if it's still up there, but um, 276 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,720 but yes, my friend of mine's who had already caught her husband cheating. 277 00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:34,240 Okay, so she was already getting divorced from him, but like to 278 00:20:34,279 --> 00:20:40,039 add insult to injury, his name came up and it shows you the dates, 279 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:45,680 and the dates were right after she'd had a baby. Oh not her 280 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:51,279 first baby, oh my gosh, second baby, and right I think from 281 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:56,359 right away or or maybe her baby was like three months old, and he 282 00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:02,200 was up there on Ashley Madison. Several different people he contacted, like six 283 00:21:02,279 --> 00:21:04,640 different Now did he get a real chick? Because one of the things in 284 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:10,640 the dock was there's a lot of a lot of bots, a lot of 285 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:15,039 women or sex workers or sex worker I think I think they hired people. 286 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:19,559 Maybe yeah, they weren't like real women looking for affairs. It was like 287 00:21:21,559 --> 00:21:26,640 thirty four million men and like seven million women right right right right that were 288 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,240 legit. Good thing I didn't sign up. I mean, did I just 289 00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:34,519 say that? Yeah, Kylen, you can bleep that out. What was 290 00:21:34,519 --> 00:21:41,440 the guy's name? Something bitterman, yea Speederman, banterman, and his wife, 291 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,079 who was like getting interviewed on different like talk shows, and she was 292 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,079 like, I mean, my husband would never, yeh cheat on me. 293 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:53,000 Were we're so into monogamy, like it's crazy, like we is the CEO 294 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,319 of Ashley Madison, who went on Howard Stern, he went on a Good 295 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:02,920 Morning America, Bloomberg at work promoting the shit out of very Cocky and then 296 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,200 eventually brought his wife along for all these interviews. Is because to show how 297 00:22:07,279 --> 00:22:10,319 great his marriage is with his wife, right, and she was cute and 298 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:17,240 whatever, and then when they got hacked, oopsie Daisy. Turns out I 299 00:22:17,279 --> 00:22:19,880 don't think he really was on Ashley Madison. He was just ordering hookers and 300 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,400 ship Yeah. I think so at the age of eighteen and nineteen. Huh 301 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,359 yeah yeah. But I mean I wonder if she felt a little egg on 302 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:32,359 her face for just like super argumentative on the talk shows. Do you remember, 303 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,400 yes, this is on the dock how she was just like, I 304 00:22:34,599 --> 00:22:40,079 mean, my husband would never. We're just not into that lifestyle. But 305 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,720 like you know, but it's just a reality that a lot of husbands are 306 00:22:42,759 --> 00:22:56,799 and they should be. Ah, okay, honey, I was like, 307 00:22:56,839 --> 00:23:03,480 I cheat on her? Too. I was it's annoying. Yeah, I 308 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:07,640 mean, God, can't I for a person just to hire a hooker have 309 00:23:07,759 --> 00:23:11,640 a fair anymore? I know where things come to where you're gonna get outed, 310 00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:15,079 right just for cheating on your wife? Yeah, no, I agree. 311 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,319 It is a invasion of privacy. Yeah, you know. I mean 312 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,160 there's a risk. You know, it's just like anything, there's a risk. 313 00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:26,319 You know, if you're gonna do that, you're gonna have to risk. 314 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,880 And uh, it's it's bad enough that their names I didn't realize until 315 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,759 I watched the doc that their names were out there. They got outed, 316 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:40,720 okay, but then some you know, some hackers or whatever decided to blackmail 317 00:23:40,799 --> 00:23:44,440 them and say, if you don't send this amount in bitcoin, we're gonna 318 00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:48,519 we're gonna put your dick picks up on the on your Facebook, say all 319 00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:52,000 your friends could see you. I mean, imagine the dark days you would 320 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:55,960 have to be going through, Like imagine trying if you're me trying to figure 321 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,480 out bitcoin, Like no, that that's what I was cryptocurrente. I'd be 322 00:24:00,559 --> 00:24:03,400 like, I don't even know how how do I do it? I don't 323 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,839 have a password. Do I need passwords? This sounds way too. I 324 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,799 go through my bank, I don't even know. I didn't even know how 325 00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:12,839 to do that. How about I write you a check like the old fashioned 326 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:18,240 way. I'll leave it at the phone booth on the third eighty ninth street, 327 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,279 right, go pick it up, don't fashion for two days. Wait 328 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:26,160 a couple of days, I'll postmarket. Like, come on, what was 329 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,440 it? The bitcoin shit? Right? I would have been like I felt 330 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,880 the same thing. I would have been like, huh, how do I 331 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,839 it's untraceable because I can't figure out how to get it? Right. I 332 00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:41,440 think they've even said somebody said they gave instructions on how to get the bitcoin 333 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,640 or how to like if you would never die, yeah, Like I would 334 00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:47,680 need a lot of help, right, a lot of old hand holding. 335 00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:49,720 You would have to ask John to help you. Oh my god, I'd 336 00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:52,759 be like, Okay, you're gonna find this out one way or another. 337 00:24:53,079 --> 00:25:02,240 I got bad news and worse arts, but I need your help clear your 338 00:25:02,319 --> 00:25:06,279 sdual, we gotta talk. First, tell me with the bitcoin thing, 339 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,240 then tell you the worst the bad news, right, yeah, the ba 340 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,319 Which is the bad and which is worse? I wonder? Well, I 341 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,160 mean, we we're out like five grand in bitcoin money. Let's start there, 342 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:25,559 and then after you help me get through of how to send this five 343 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:29,240 grand a bit, then I'll tell you why. Yeah, here's the thing, 344 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,160 honey. Okay, this is gonna sound weird, but me and some 345 00:25:32,319 --> 00:25:34,680 of my friends just downloaded. Ashley Madison just says like, a ha ha, 346 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,319 like we just wanted. We're just like, what's this all about? 347 00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:41,359 Like we're just making fun of it. We weren't. I know. It 348 00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:44,279 says that I went, I hooked up with a bunch of different guys. 349 00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:57,599 Don't believe you're lying eyes. Yeah, but Honney, I blurred my face 350 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:04,839 out so they can't even tell that that's my kids. Sehn's like that is 351 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:18,680 your bush. Wow wow Um okay, forget me, Oh my god, 352 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:23,119 No, I'll be too judgmental. I'm gonna get Xander to help sand Yeah, 353 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,839 Sander could do I figure out how to work cryptocurrency. By the way, 354 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:32,079 a lot of good feedback, big hit. Yeah, I love it. 355 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,680 I love that people saw what I saw. I read him a bunch 356 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:40,319 of people's comments and he was so like, he loved it. I love 357 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,039 that. I love it. He was so happy. Yeah, fucking funny. 358 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:47,519 I know, and Sadie was like, had I get hurt? I 359 00:26:47,599 --> 00:26:52,319 wasn't invited? Yeah, why are Sadie? Yeah? I will, I 360 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:56,839 will bring them. I will bring them all one at a time. Oh 361 00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:02,079 my god, do you want to hear something horrible? Yeah? Okay, 362 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,440 did I tell you last week that my washing machine wasn't working? I don't 363 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,240 think so. Now all right, you said your air conditions, like, 364 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,079 what's going on at your first world problems? Oh my god, I don't 365 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,160 know if it's all. When you have teenagers in your washing machine breaks, 366 00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:25,559 it's it. It becomes a laundry gedding in there. Oh glore. And 367 00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:30,160 it just so happened that Elby finally decided to clean her room, which meant 368 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,519 that all of her clothes, which had previously just been on her floor, 369 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,359 were added to the hamper. A lot of people are wondering, why doesn't 370 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:41,720 Elby do her own laundry? Don't that's a great question. But she also 371 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,079 didn't make her own lunch, as you guys know, so look at all. 372 00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:49,119 In my defense, this is not my defense. In their defense, 373 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,160 they would all make their lunch. In fact, Xanders started making his lunch 374 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,000 on his own. It's me, I'm the problem. Yeah, I'm like 375 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,640 no, no, no, I'll make it like god, no, no, 376 00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:03,759 no, no, no, you sleep you it's only noon, go 377 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,279 back to bed. Let me. Yeah, so it's me. I'm I'm 378 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:14,720 I'm screwed up. Okay. So we have this frontloader washer and the door 379 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,759 is was starting like it was one of those things where I would go to 380 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,599 close it and it would be like, why isn't this closing? Normal life, 381 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,279 you never have that helpen. Yeah, it's in my condo right now. 382 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,279 You know why. It's because the freaking frontloader washers will have this like 383 00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:34,200 thick glass door. It's like trying to shut the window on like a cruise 384 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:41,480 ship. It's like a big heavy glass, thick front. So it gravity 385 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,640 pulls it down so that those bolts on the side start to like loosen, 386 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,720 right, So then it doesn't fit right. Yeah, I didn't have in 387 00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:52,000 the same issue. Okay, So then you find yourself like pushing it like 388 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:59,839 trying to fit it back in. Okay. Meanwhile, apparently frontloader washing machines 389 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:03,160 are known for getting mold and mildew. And do you have any mold or 390 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,319 mildew in the rubber yes? Part, Yeah, it's to get rid of 391 00:29:07,359 --> 00:29:11,119 it gusting. Yeah, it's and I bought I've bought so many different products 392 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,119 to fix it. I bought these like, uh, these these wipes that 393 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,599 are specially made for like cleaning the washing machine, that getting rid of the 394 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,200 mold and mildew. It doesn't do anything. It's disgusting. Right, So 395 00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:26,440 when the door then then the door basically fell off. Did fall off, 396 00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:30,680 but it wouldn't it wouldn't close at all. Right, I had a load 397 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,000 of laundry, like I had tried to start a load of laundry, but 398 00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:38,279 it wouldn't. So I had to push the trash can, the kitchen trash 399 00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:42,680 can, up against the washing machine front just to get it to go. 400 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,000 A Jerry ridded that shit guy heard that, and then I got it to 401 00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:52,079 go. Okay. Then I was like, I was like, we need 402 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,000 a new washing machine. And then John said, we also need a new 403 00:29:55,119 --> 00:29:59,359 dryer. Now our dryer. We moved into our house over eighteen years ago 404 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,400 because I I did when I was pregnant with Albie and she's eighteen. Oh 405 00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:06,759 my god. We moved in. There was a washer and dryer and they 406 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,160 let us have it, like whatever right they let us have it. They 407 00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:15,079 was like I don't know, they were already old. Kind of worked fine 408 00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:18,920 for years. Then the washing machine broke, so the front loader washing machine 409 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,680 we bought, but like many many years ago, probably like fifteen years ago. 410 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,319 Right then the dryer a couple of years ago, something went wrong with 411 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:33,839 it and it started being really loud, like really like so loud that you 412 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,240 couldn't even really talk over it, like if you were in the kitchen, 413 00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:42,480 you couldn't have a conversation with somebody that's telling you I'm done. But it 414 00:30:42,559 --> 00:30:48,559 was still drying clothes. So I was like, I've ben't real broke, 415 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,359 like you know, so I just I swore to godlin it. We left 416 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,759 it that way two years. It's been that way at least two years, 417 00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:57,160 where it was so loud that we would mostly try to run the dryer when 418 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,839 we were out of the house because it is saying yeah. Hit'd be like, 419 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,680 oh, we're leaving, let's start start the dryer, right, okay. 420 00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:06,640 So John's like, well, we should probably replace both of them while 421 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,400 we're at it, and I was like, okay, good idea. But 422 00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:12,519 then I was like I could just push the trash can against it for a 423 00:31:12,599 --> 00:31:15,559 few more loads of laundry. You know, then it wouldn't even do that, 424 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,599 it would not start let the cycle start. Okay. So I'm like, 425 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,079 we have to get a new washer dryer. Question about the dryer. 426 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,319 Do you use a thing? Do you clean the lint thing? Yes? 427 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,839 Yeah, you have like a thing that goes down and cleaned it out like 428 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:36,680 an arm thing. Uh No, we had your hand just a little net 429 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,480 in the front right, Oh the net. You pull the net out and 430 00:31:38,559 --> 00:31:42,920 you clean it basically yeah, okay, okay. So anyway, so we 431 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:51,160 we go shopping to Loads for a new washer dryer, and you and John 432 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,920 together, John and I together because I actually called. I was just going 433 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,200 to order it online, and the guy was like, well, you should 434 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:01,160 come in because we have to ask you at lah. This is how I 435 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:06,599 don't know, Like I was like, I have a gas dryer, and 436 00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:09,680 I was like, do I need my plumber to come like hook up the 437 00:32:09,799 --> 00:32:14,240 new dryer. I was just having confusion about how this all works. Apparently 438 00:32:14,319 --> 00:32:16,359 No Lows does everything for you, just pay for it. Okay, So 439 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:21,200 we go in. I already had an idea, I already researched it what 440 00:32:21,319 --> 00:32:25,000 I wanted. I did not want a front loading washing machine anymore, because 441 00:32:25,039 --> 00:32:29,799 I'm like, I'm done. I'm done with mildew and mold, and I 442 00:32:30,599 --> 00:32:34,960 think most of them do that have like a mildew mold problem. So even 443 00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:37,119 though the top loaders are a little more old school, I'm like, I 444 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:42,559 think I'd rather have that. Okay, So I already have in my mind 445 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,920 which ones I want. They're not like super expensive ones. But then we 446 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,000 get in there and I see I get like swayed by the ones that they 447 00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:52,920 have at the front of the aisle. It's like this whirlpool and I was 448 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,599 like, oh, those are those are nice too. Yeah, So then 449 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,240 then you have to get into like do you want an agitator in it? 450 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,880 Or do you want no agitator? You want an agitator? What's an edge? 451 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,200 Agitator is a thing It's like a little pole that goes in the middle 452 00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:13,759 of the washing machine and then it moves the clothes around and it helps get 453 00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:17,039 up clean. But I bought pretty genius a two in one, so you 454 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:21,559 can take the agitator out if you want to put in something like a big 455 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,839 like a comforter or something. Okay, So get the washing machine in the 456 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:30,039 dryer. I'm so excited. Laundry has been piling up by the way because 457 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,319 it was a few it was a little bit before we could actually go shopping 458 00:33:32,359 --> 00:33:37,000 for it. Got all these piles of clothes waiting. Okay, so they 459 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,279 I order it. They're going to deliver it in two days. They came, 460 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,200 they delivered the washer dryer. They made sure that everything was working. 461 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,880 Have a good day, okay. I start washing clothes like crazy. I'm 462 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:53,400 so excited. New washer dryer to the picture of it. Do a couple 463 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:58,759 of loads of laundry. Well, so I have it less than two days 464 00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:04,119 and the dryer. I'm like, why how come the towels. I have 465 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,480 these towels in there and they're not drying, and I'm like, this is 466 00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:09,800 so weird. I just I put it in for like another thirty minutes, 467 00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:14,599 and I'm like, still damp. Why are my towels damp? Now, 468 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,039 mind you, I'd already done a load of laundry that worked perfectly, Like 469 00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:21,639 I'd already done a load of towels and they're totally dry. So I'm like, 470 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:24,400 it's so weird. So maybe it's on the wrong setting, So I 471 00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:29,760 like change the setting. I put it in for longer Nope, dryers not 472 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,920 heating. So I go to I even just go to run it and then 473 00:34:32,039 --> 00:34:37,239 feel it and I'm like, no, no heat coming in there. Now 474 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,400 I have these freaking dryers. Let let I'm telling you less than two days? 475 00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,960 So what would you do? Call Lows? Right? So I call 476 00:34:45,079 --> 00:34:47,239 Lows and they're they're like, yeah, no, we don't like deal with 477 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:52,360 that. Basically it's all automated. I try. You're in a freaking phone 478 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,199 tree, So what's the problem. So I say it, I need to 479 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,199 have a problem. I think it was maybe the installation. I don't know. 480 00:34:58,599 --> 00:35:01,960 You need to call Whirlpool. Oh no, So they connect me to 481 00:35:02,039 --> 00:35:09,360 Whirlpool Lynette. I am on hold for one hour, one hour, and 482 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:14,360 I'm getting more and more agitated. This is like a blue Shield situation, 483 00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:16,679 right, and I'm like, are you kidding me? Now I have to 484 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:21,239 have John. So the receipt is on John's phone. So I need the 485 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,119 order number. You need all this shit, the order number that I don't 486 00:35:24,119 --> 00:35:28,400 remember, the model number, the vin number, the it's like a worse 487 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,159 than a car. Yeah, So I get I finally, finally finally get 488 00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:36,480 somebody. And by the way, there was a situation the first, when 489 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,920 I first called him, I was on hold for like fifteen minutes and it 490 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,440 hung up on me, of course, and I was like ready to I 491 00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:45,920 was so mad. Yeah, I'm home alone because John's got the kids at 492 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,039 groundlings. You know what, let's I'm going to tell you the rest of 493 00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:52,679 this story after we talk about something that I really could have used to call 494 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:58,800 me this. Yeah, microdose, which is the new thing. And by 495 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,880 the way, I've been using these these uh Loomy Lab microdose pill and I 496 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,280 HC. Yes, the THHC one. I take a half a one and 497 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:12,320 I take it like around five o'clock at the end of the day, and 498 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,920 I all, I feel like this calm after like an hour, this calmness, 499 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:21,360 and I realize I sleep batter at night when I take these. I 500 00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:23,920 love them. It's my new favorite thing. I swear it. I'm not 501 00:36:24,159 --> 00:36:30,320 just saying this. Get this paper out of my face. Are you doing 502 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,840 the microdose or the regular dose? The one in the purple it's the THHC, 503 00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:37,039 I think, yeah, but they all have THC, but the microdose 504 00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:42,119 has a really really simcrodose yea yeah, the micro dome Yeah, John too, 505 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,840 Yeah, he love it, love it. If you take three of 506 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:50,920 the microdose ones. The what's great about the microdose is it's like a an 507 00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:54,519 entry entryway. If you don't know, if you're not like used to THHC 508 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:58,559 and you don't know how it's going to affect, you start with the microdose 509 00:36:58,639 --> 00:37:00,400 and take a really tiny dose and then you can build up. You can 510 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,400 take a couple of doing. Yeah, I think I'm gonna start taking just 511 00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:09,039 a just one full one now because I like that. It's it's so helpful. 512 00:37:09,159 --> 00:37:13,239 It totally just brings us calmness. Yeah, and you can use it 513 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:19,320 for like recovering from like working out firstly, for creativity, for anxiety for 514 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,079 like, it's got so many I mean, microdocing THC is huge right now, 515 00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:27,639 it is, it is. Yeah, yeah, and right now microdose 516 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:32,239 is available nationwide. So to learn more about microdosing THHC, go to microdose 517 00:37:32,559 --> 00:37:37,519 dot com and use the code fcol to get free shipping and thirty percent off 518 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:40,960 your first order. It's a really good deal. Links can be found in 519 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,400 our show description. But again that's microdose dot Com code FCOO. Yeah, 520 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:52,639 love it all right. So I finally get somebody on the phone from Whirlpool 521 00:37:53,679 --> 00:38:01,800 and they're like okay. So she's she's listening to me and she's like okay, 522 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:06,760 but looking up all the information, she's like, but you just bought 523 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,480 these And I'm like, bitch, I know right. I didn't say the 524 00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:13,440 bitch part out loud because she would have hung up on me. She was 525 00:38:13,519 --> 00:38:15,639 really, really nice, and she's like, you know you're covered, like 526 00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:20,519 you're within the forty eight hour window, so you need to call Lows. 527 00:38:21,079 --> 00:38:25,400 And I was like, I tried to call Lows and they they're like they're 528 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,760 automated tree. I can't get through to anybody. And she's like, Okay, 529 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,880 I have another phone number for you. So you call this phone number 530 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,880 and you tell them that you spoke to Whirlpool Bee. She's like, because 531 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,880 I could set you up a service appointment, but if it was a problem 532 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,400 with the installation where we have to charge you for that, And she's like, 533 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,239 and you shouldn't be charged. You just bought them, right, So 534 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,960 she's like, you tell them you're within the forty eight hour window. So 535 00:38:47,079 --> 00:38:51,440 I call the phone number, Lynnette. When I tell you that I was 536 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:55,679 on hold for another forty minutes, this time with Lows customer service. I 537 00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:01,920 just kept getting the we're experiencing a lot larger volume of calls the usual please 538 00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:07,840 your business is important to us another like forty minutes. At this point, 539 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,800 I'm just like ready to tear my hair out, I know, And I 540 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,519 think there needs to be an emoji with the knife and the eye, because 541 00:39:15,639 --> 00:39:19,880 that's how I feel that these when when these things happen to me, right, 542 00:39:20,119 --> 00:39:22,559 that's what I want to put up. Instead, I put the happy 543 00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:25,320 face and then the gun to the head. So I finally, okay, 544 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:31,079 the toy gun. So I finally get a hold of somebody and they're like 545 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:37,679 okay, uh okay, So to tell me the situation. I tell her 546 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:42,000 the situation. She's like, okay, well, we're gonna have to get 547 00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:45,000 you out of replacement. And I was like, well, I don't. 548 00:39:45,039 --> 00:39:46,880 I mean, do you think the dryer is broken or do you think like 549 00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:50,920 it was installed incorrectly or whatever. She's like, well, I don't know, 550 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,679 but we're gonna I'm gonna set it up, open up, opening up 551 00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,960 a case. Good. You will get a phone call within twenty four hours 552 00:39:58,119 --> 00:40:01,039 and they'll give you the time that they're gonna like come deliver your new dryer. 553 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,519 I was like a pain in the ass. I was like, okay, 554 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:09,119 and are they going to reinstall it, like for free? And she's 555 00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:13,639 like I think so. And I was like you think so? Well, 556 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,800 you know is there and she's like, well, when they call you in 557 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:21,199 twenty four hours, within twenty four hours, you'll they'll work that out right. 558 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,840 I'm like okay, She's like okay, anything else. I'm like, 559 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:29,039 well, what if they don't call me in twenty four hours? Is there 560 00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:30,920 a record of this call or is there a case number? She's like, 561 00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:35,039 oh, yeah, yeah, do you have a pen? I'm like yeah. 562 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,360 She's like, okay, write down this case number. I go, 563 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:42,280 okay, I go. And so if nobody calls me, do I just 564 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,960 call back? She goes, yeah, I just called this number back and 565 00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:46,800 tell them you spoke to somebody and you have an open case. And I 566 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:51,360 was like, okay, so what do you think has happened? That was 567 00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:54,760 yesterday? Now, really they never called me? What the hell? So? 568 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,840 I have a broken dryer that I just bought, Oh my god, 569 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,079 and a pretty penny on that doesn't heat. That's horrible. This is almost 570 00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:07,199 as bad as when I bought my watcher, Oh my god. And they 571 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:13,199 not as bad as your situation and get it up the driveway. And why 572 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,320 couldn't they get it up the driveways in their truck that they had, the 573 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:19,639 type of truck that they are delivering truck. And it had nothing to do 574 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:24,280 with home Depot. It was the delivery company that home Depot uses that truck. 575 00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:28,400 And I was like, okay, so I just not I just can't 576 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,000 have a washer and drive ever again in this house, right? And what 577 00:41:31,119 --> 00:41:36,199 did they say? They I just can't. I remember. We went back 578 00:41:36,199 --> 00:41:39,079 and forth, and then at some point they had to get the guy out 579 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:44,280 with the delivery truck that doesn't go up the driveway and get the dollies so 580 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,239 that they could put it out on the street into the dollies and wheel it 581 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:51,239 up the drive And next what did they do when somebody lives up stairs? 582 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,800 I don't get stars like in an apartment building. Why didn't they have the 583 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,000 dollies to begin with? That's what was my you know, I was like, 584 00:41:58,119 --> 00:42:00,239 come on, like, why didn't you Well it was the first floor, 585 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,239 so we didn't think we needed a dolly. Well, well you can't 586 00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,679 see you don't have room for them on your truck. Yeah, you're a 587 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,159 delivery company. I know you got other stops throughout, not your only stop, 588 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,440 right, I don't know. We just don't think about dollies and whatnot. 589 00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:19,559 Why would we need a dolly for delivery purposes? Yes, you know 590 00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:23,519 what, we should start keeping dollies on our trucks. Thank you, thank 591 00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:30,320 you. Great idea. Oh yeah. So then when I was leaving and 592 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:34,159 I'm like, okay, so my zoom's not working, my dryer's not working. 593 00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:37,119 There were several things like not working right in my house. And then 594 00:42:37,199 --> 00:42:40,159 I got in the car to come here, and I was like, I 595 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:45,039 think I forgot my phone, Like I couldn't remember, you know, that 596 00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:46,480 feeling where I was like, I know the last place I had it, 597 00:42:46,559 --> 00:42:50,000 which was on my desk when I was doing some work because I was so 598 00:42:50,159 --> 00:42:53,199 anxious about all the things that were breaking in my house. And I was 599 00:42:53,199 --> 00:42:57,440 like, I didn't bring my phone, but I couldn't reach my purse to 600 00:42:57,519 --> 00:43:00,280 go get it because I had my stupid boot boot on top of my purse 601 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,320 on the floor. And I was like, this is just great. I'm 602 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,920 gonna have to call I'm gonna have to text John from Lynette's phone and just 603 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,800 say case there's an emergency, right, you know, but then I did 604 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:15,719 have my phone? Oh you did? Oh okay, yeah that's good. 605 00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:21,400 Yeah, Well, do we need to promote anything? I do think we 606 00:43:21,519 --> 00:43:24,239 want to promote something. We have a little something in the works. Yeah, 607 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,679 that we're going to make more of an announcement next week. Klin. 608 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,079 Yeah, we got a little announcement coming next week, something that I've been 609 00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:36,119 working on for us and all the fans. And it's coming along nicely, 610 00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:37,639 but I kind of want to get it a little bit more rock solid. 611 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,679 But yeah, next week we might have a bit of an announcement for everybody. 612 00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:45,079 Yay. Yeah, it's exciting. What if the announcement was we're canceling 613 00:43:45,159 --> 00:43:49,679 our show. I try to tease it. Don't worry about it today. 614 00:43:51,519 --> 00:43:53,800 You can go back and listen to any episode you want. What do we 615 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:59,480 need to keep doing it for? We've already made so many episodes, you 616 00:43:59,559 --> 00:44:05,079 guys? Yeah, what is on thousand? Actually? Oh my god, 617 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,639 we should do something special for our thousand episode. Yes, I don't know 618 00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,480 what that would be. He should make a splash out of it. Yeah. 619 00:44:13,159 --> 00:44:15,559 Oh, I have some stuff to talk about on our Friday show. 620 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,039 Okay. Yeah. Oh and if you got oh, well, if you 621 00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:24,239 guys have any like guest suggestions, Yeah for our Thursday guest show, hit 622 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:28,639 us up in the Facebook group. Yeah, yeah, all right. Um. 623 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,840 I do also want to tell you about Adam Lerner and his car service. 624 00:44:34,519 --> 00:44:37,559 It's Adam's got a Car dot com or you can just call his ass 625 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:43,440 three one zero nine nine eight seven zero four eight. He can help you 626 00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:45,199 anywhere in the country. He can hook you up. He'll find you the 627 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:50,079 best price right now. I hate to tell you, but cars are really 628 00:44:50,159 --> 00:44:53,679 expensive right now. Yeah, and used cars are difficult, so don't expect 629 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:58,480 a miracle. Right he's shopping for me right now for Elbie. Um, 630 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,719 you got to look for those deals. But it's better to have a carbroker 631 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,920 do it for you, Yes it is. Don't want to do that yourself. 632 00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:07,079 It's annoying, so yeah, kit him up. Also, our friend 633 00:45:07,199 --> 00:45:13,079 Maren and her husband have a shop on Kawai called Sugar Skull. 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Go to just basic Becky dot com or find her on Facebook 643 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:59,559 at basic Becky or she's Becky Barris in our Facebook group as well. Kellie 644 00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:02,519 from and Frieda. If you're in the Palm Springs or Palm Desert area, 645 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,599 why don't you go to Wilma and Frieda And we should do another event there, 646 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,719 Yes, when the weather cools do do that, like maybe right after 647 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:15,639 the summer. Yeah, another meet and greet or October another drive October last 648 00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,719 year I think we did. Yeah, let's do it. That could be 649 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:22,679 like a fun little yearly thing. Okay, anyway, Kelly Wilman Frieda and 650 00:46:22,079 --> 00:46:27,639 I'll just do one more since we're at it. The Family Skeptical is a 651 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:34,039 podcast about raising kids with no religion. So if you're any stripe of nonbeliever. 652 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:38,599 You're welcome, you're my people, and you're there people. They do 653 00:46:38,679 --> 00:46:43,159 an episode every three weeks, so you know you don't have to let them 654 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,440 like all add up, but go check them out. Just check them out 655 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:50,039 because it's one of our listeners, you know, give our support the family 656 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,800 skeptical. Yeah yeah, all right, well he love you guys. Yeah, 657 00:46:53,039 --> 00:47:02,320 thanks, Klin. You're a parent now, don't f it up. Letting go