Made a decision faced sunny sum I had a vision. What's up? Everybody
is hello? Crying out loud in the heat of summer. It's so hot
outside, but it's nice and the air condition didn't hear. That's I know.
It was getting a little steamy in here for a few weeks there,
it was. But we have the AC on high. Fucking kind of establishment.
Is this? It looks like a new unit. Yeah, he got
it replaced. I think about two months ago. Okay, okay, hi
kalin hi. Yeah. It's about to get a lot hotter too. This
weekend in the valley supposed to be over a hundred Yeah, but I pawn
clients in the valley. I'm global warming, that's a hoax. I'm vaccinated,
so I don't have to worry about global warming. Yeah, me too,
So I'm vaccinated against global warming. Yeah, oh okay, So my
body temperature is actually keeps it at the right core my core. Yeah,
my core temperature is pretty low. Oh so then you don't care. You
don't have to like recycle. Wow, I'm a human compost. I don't
know if you know what that is. Yeah. I don't exactly know either,
but I don't have to worry about it because it's all happening. It's
all automated. That's system. Where did I just go to any CBS pharmacy
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night about music. Oh really, Oh yeah, he loves to tell me
about You're like doctor Drew over there and knocket into the microphone. Doctor Bruce,
doctor Bruce. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we should get
that the papers and the Yeah. Every time we asked doctor Bruce to come
on our show, he's like, oh, so far away, and I've
gotta I'm doing fourteen jobs. Yeah. Now he works at I ving people
at Coachella, and I'm right, yeah he is. He's busy. Yeah,
but it's too busy for us bullshit. It is bullshit. He is
far though he is. He does live like Fontana or something. Yeah,
like the Valley of the Dirt people. I'd say it. I've heard of
Fontana. I don't know where it is, like, I couldn't find it
on a map in the nine o nine area code. That doesn't help.
But okay, all right, so no more, no doctor Bruce, No
doctor Bruce. But he does do that Woody Allen. He's very like who
with the papers, And there's a lot of him. I know, I
know. He used to say when the Corollas, what would he say when
the Corollas need a doctor? On the But he's saying that the Corollas need
a doctor they called doctor Drew. For the red carpet, they call doctor
Bruce. Or when they puke on the carpet. That's funny. Yeah,
he came up with that. He's a funny guy. He is. I
miss I like him. Yeah. Plus the free medical advice, Oh my
god, I don't know what I would have done without him when the kids
were growing up constantly needing medical Yeah. I would show him a picture of
a rash, what is this you know? Or or he's got a fever
of one hundred and two, it's not going away? What do I do
this that? Like all the time, I would call it doctor Bruce.
You know what I hate. I hate it when people when doctors and medical
professionals say a fever that doesn't mean anything. That's just like having a fever,
even a really high fever doesn't really well, yeah it does. It's
still bad if you have a fever. I'm still gonna call that. If
my kid has a fever of one hundred and four, they always go But
it's not the fever, like, that's not Fevers aren't dangerous, right,
I know, but it's why do they have a fever? Because they're fighting
something that's probably dangerous, right, they got some kind of infection, right,
it's just weird to be like, no, fevers don't mean anything.
But where I remember I learned from doctor Bruce early on, is that you
can give Thailand all and motor at the same time. Yeah, yeah,
you can. And you can stack like you canna every stacking us doing at
the same time, or you can also call it stagger. Yes, okay,
that would have been we just averted a bad disaster because there would have
been people screaming stagger at their phones, and I would have been like,
can you how do you even Google? Can you look up not stack?
But what's that word? I forget words now, Like when I'm typing up
texts and stuff like common words, I'm like, wait, what is that?
What is it? And they'll have to go to Google because text never
tells you that never gets the word right, It's always got no replacement,
no replacement. Google will be like, oh, did you mean aspirin?
Even though it's spelled you spelled it like Alaska, you know, but we
actually we know what you mean because but it's for a creepy reason. I
do think it's because Google literally reads your mind. Yeah, well, our
boyfriend al is listening. Yeah, but I sort of God, he is
listening. Yeah, because there have been times recently where I had a conversation
and did not I know one hundred percent I didn't type it into my phone,
but I was talking about something and it came up in my hates me
too, So it's your phone is definitely listening to you. Yeah, that's
a way to talk to up. What was the name of that show?
I never watched it or special on Netflix? We talked about it a couple
of years ago, and I never ended up watching it. You watched it,
oh the documentary about Oh yeah out of all the parents. Yeah,
I want to I want to watch I realized I never did watch it.
I know, I was just too worried it was gonna ruin social media for
me. Not social media, but it was going to ruin like looking stuff
up on the internet. Yeah, I like ignorance is bliss, Like I
like to think that. I like to think of al is just my boyfriend,
like the algorithm, just like, oh, here's the more stuff I
found for you. Oh I saw you like those pants by what an xl
Voh, well, here's something that's kind of similar, even even if I'm
like, oh, al that's similar at all. Those are leggings and I
ordered some really big pants. But thanks, that's so much. Anyways,
all that was very sweet at you. And then Alc is like a pushy
boyfriend. I was like, Okay, I know you said you didn't want
like leggings, but I really think like you should take another look, because
yeah, I'm really feeling those for you. Back up again like a three
days later, and you're like, no, I'm pretty no, I'm pretty
sad. I'm just just some loose pants. Thank you though, thank you,
Al. Yeah, And then I was like, listen, bitch,
you're getting some fucking leggings. I'm not going away. And then you're like,
oh, oh, I just subscribe. I'm subscribing like a horror movie.
I just had booty shorts come up. Yeah, like I'm wearing booty
shorts because I had to buy like volleyball shorts for Natalia. Okay, so
then Al gets confused had on poor guys. He starts thinking, oh,
are you interested in boody shorts. No, I don't wear booty shorts right
right, go back to the yoga pants for target out. But I was
like no, no, no you should you can't. And you were like
all stop, thank you though it's serious, stop sweet, always listening.
And I was like great fucking ass, and you're like hell stop stop.
I was like, I'm just saying, Alexa, and Alexa speaks up.
Alexa's like, al stop it now, and You're like, Alexa, you
stop. I'll just down some fucking booty shorts. I'm and it gets some
booty shorts. Okay. Now I'm sitting in a condo arguing with a bunch
of boys living room. Oh my god. By the way, that documentary
is called the Social Dilemma. Thank you, yes, yes, And I
had a social dilemma on whether to watch it and the answer was nope,
no, thank you. Remember to watch it? Yeah, I remember he
watched it and he was horrified and like that scares me. Yeah. I
was four or five for like two weeks, and then I just went back
to doing my normal thing on social media apps, right, yeah, exactly.
And nobody's slowing us down. I am such a slave. Okay.
So technology and I are bad bedfellows. Strange bedfellows. Bad. We don't
okay. So I was trying to work my Zoom account. Do you have
a Zoom account? Yes, it's a sunny it's Sunny's Yeah, it's it
an actual account that you pay for. We've done Patreon, Oh that I
pay for now? No, okay, so I own I have a Zoom
account. What's it? Why do you got to pay for a Zoom because
I record because otherwise you can only go for forty five minutes if you set
a meeting. Really, Oh, I've never set a meeting in my life.
Okay, So I set meetings. I record podcasts on there, and
I okay, I teach, So I have to have a Zoom account.
I've had it for years. But anyway, on Zoom it shows you like
your meeting. There's like an app and you click on your app, on
your Zoom app, and it brings up what meetings you have coming up.
Well, somehow, for no reason that I could ascertain after all these years,
I click on my Zoom app and it just says you have no meetings.
And I'm like, well, that's not true, because I'm teaching tonight.
I for sure have a have my meetings and they're like nope, nothing
here. Okay, So but there's a way to circumvent that. You can
go to the internet and you can type in Zoom dot us and then log
into your account that way. It's like a long, a longer way,
and then my meetings are there. But I can't. I can't just start,
yeah, and I have no idea why, and I don't even know
where to start. And then John, who's better at technology than I am,
is like, well, did you check that the blah blah blah was
SYNCD up? And of course, as soon as that happens, I just
hear it, and I'm like, I don't I don't even know what that
is. And he's like, you're, well, is it connected to your
Google? I don't know. And then I almost start crying. And I'm
not exaggerating because I'm like, well, if I get logged out of shit,
I have no idea how to get back on what does that even mean?
My Google? Like I have a password for that? I mean I
have an email password, I know my path. I wouldn't even know where
to begin. So then I think I'm going to be an adult about this,
and instead of crying right away, I'm gonna go to the Zoom Help
and I'm gonna I'm gonna chat with them, get a live person to chat
with me and say, hey, my app is not saying I have any
meetings, but because it's my app's not working or whatever, it's like you
your account doesn't allow for you to speak with a live Zoom help person.
See. So then I'm like, well, I'm just gonna throw away my
computer because I don't even what I don't will then then right right? You
know, yeah, well I have a recommendation for passwords, but I think
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ways to well, this is a no dub. But my girlfriend Don she's
always had trouble remembering what her passwords, so she has like this book that
she just keeps everything of all the passwords. Then there's this app that Adam's
old assistant set me up with and he downloaded. It's called password app.
Okay, okay, I just went looking for it the other day because I
forgot there's other passwords for stuff that I could not remember. I can't.
I don't know the password to get into the password app anymore. And this
guy's long gone, he's not the assistant anymore. So what now? What?
Oh my god, you got a solo story to Atlantis Morrisset. You
can write a song about it. That is the That is the one definition
of ironic, right, yeah, yes, yes, that's right, it
is. It's ironic. Wrote down my passwords, can't get it. I
keep all my passwords on my notes app, and my notes app is on
my phone and on my computer, and then I just go to my so
if I go I don't know my Zoom thing that, I just look up
Zoom. I do a search for Zoom and it shows me on the Zoom
account. That's what I do too. I use my notes app, right,
unless my phone gets stolen and then everybody's got the passwords, right.
Oh yeah, yeah, but none of my passwords are to anything very juicy,
right, It's not like my Ashley Madison account or you know, dude,
I watched the Ashley Madison Do you watch it? Did fucking fascinating as
fuck. And by the way, did you see it? Gay? Oh?
Hat like you know my heart even. Okay, they're dirty, filthy
cheaters, but they're still human beings. These people that that thought they were,
you know, being protected. They not. They thought they were really
being protected while they were cheating on their wives and children, right right,
So sorry, sorry about that head. They gotta get a different coffee table
up in here, yeah, up in here, up in here, so
sorry. It's on the Hulu. It's on the Hulu app, right,
if you want to watch the Ashley Madison affair. Uh, huh. I
zipped right through that the other night and John fell asleep. I was like,
what are you hiding from? Where you sleep? Oh? Is this
boring for you? But the thing that I didn't realize I felt, you
know, when they released all the data and you could type in you could
find if so and so was on the Nashley Madison whatever. Fine, Like
that's embarrassing enough, But then some other fuckers decide to blackmail all those people,
send them an email saying we're gonna send not only we're gonna put your
name on blast on your Facebook with your friends, but also put those dick
picks up too, Like, I know, can you imagine that? I
mean, people committed suicide over it. That was terrible. It's terrible,
But let's talk about the people that got out it on the thing that the
women made so excuses for Yeah, for one, it's funny because I just
didn't patreon episode of Rose Pricks talking about this, but I it bears repeating
anyway on a regular was that private? But like the people this like member
Chris and Teakman or Takeman. She was the She was Beverly Hill, not
Beverly Hills, New York, housewife. She was the model. Oh yeah,
and she was married to a guy who's kind of dickey and they broke
up. They eventually broke up, but not over the Ashley Madison thing,
which he was caught in. Right, so he'd been he had an account
on Ashley Madison and her excuse. His excuse was because do you remember when
the first happened and all these celebrities were getting outed for I was trying to
remember who else got So his excuse was, well, Snooky's husband, don't
you remember that? No, now I do? Yeah, So so the
application Kristen or whatever her name is, her husband got outed in. His
excuse was, oh, I was that was just I was just joking around
with like we just got a joke account, Like just joke, just jashing
jashing around with some of my friends got an account. We were just you
know, thought it was funny. Yeah, huh. First of all,
if you look people up, you can you could see at the time,
like all their activity on it. You could see how many times they contacted
somebody. You can. Yeah, because I caught a friend's husband, you
did, sure did yep? Now I went, where's this website? Where
did you look at this stuff. I don't know if you can still look
look it up. I don't know if it's still up there, but um,
but yes, my friend of mine's who had already caught her husband cheating.
Okay, so she was already getting divorced from him, but like to
add insult to injury, his name came up and it shows you the dates,
and the dates were right after she'd had a baby. Oh not her
first baby, oh my gosh, second baby, and right I think from
right away or or maybe her baby was like three months old, and he
was up there on Ashley Madison. Several different people he contacted, like six
different Now did he get a real chick? Because one of the things in
the dock was there's a lot of a lot of bots, a lot of
women or sex workers or sex worker I think I think they hired people.
Maybe yeah, they weren't like real women looking for affairs. It was like
thirty four million men and like seven million women right right right right that were
legit. Good thing I didn't sign up. I mean, did I just
say that? Yeah, Kylen, you can bleep that out. What was
the guy's name? Something bitterman, yea Speederman, banterman, and his wife,
who was like getting interviewed on different like talk shows, and she was
like, I mean, my husband would never, yeh cheat on me.
Were we're so into monogamy, like it's crazy, like we is the CEO
of Ashley Madison, who went on Howard Stern, he went on a Good
Morning America, Bloomberg at work promoting the shit out of very Cocky and then
eventually brought his wife along for all these interviews. Is because to show how
great his marriage is with his wife, right, and she was cute and
whatever, and then when they got hacked, oopsie Daisy. Turns out I
don't think he really was on Ashley Madison. He was just ordering hookers and
ship Yeah. I think so at the age of eighteen and nineteen. Huh
yeah yeah. But I mean I wonder if she felt a little egg on
her face for just like super argumentative on the talk shows. Do you remember,
yes, this is on the dock how she was just like, I
mean, my husband would never. We're just not into that lifestyle. But
like you know, but it's just a reality that a lot of husbands are
and they should be. Ah, okay, honey, I was like,
I cheat on her? Too. I was it's annoying. Yeah, I
mean, God, can't I for a person just to hire a hooker have
a fair anymore? I know where things come to where you're gonna get outed,
right just for cheating on your wife? Yeah, no, I agree.
It is a invasion of privacy. Yeah, you know. I mean
there's a risk. You know, it's just like anything, there's a risk.
You know, if you're gonna do that, you're gonna have to risk.
And uh, it's it's bad enough that their names I didn't realize until
I watched the doc that their names were out there. They got outed,
okay, but then some you know, some hackers or whatever decided to blackmail
them and say, if you don't send this amount in bitcoin, we're gonna
we're gonna put your dick picks up on the on your Facebook, say all
your friends could see you. I mean, imagine the dark days you would
have to be going through, Like imagine trying if you're me trying to figure
out bitcoin, Like no, that that's what I was cryptocurrente. I'd be
like, I don't even know how how do I do it? I don't
have a password. Do I need passwords? This sounds way too. I
go through my bank, I don't even know. I didn't even know how
to do that. How about I write you a check like the old fashioned
way. I'll leave it at the phone booth on the third eighty ninth street,
right, go pick it up, don't fashion for two days. Wait
a couple of days, I'll postmarket. Like, come on, what was
it? The bitcoin shit? Right? I would have been like I felt
the same thing. I would have been like, huh, how do I
it's untraceable because I can't figure out how to get it? Right. I
think they've even said somebody said they gave instructions on how to get the bitcoin
or how to like if you would never die, yeah, Like I would
need a lot of help, right, a lot of old hand holding.
You would have to ask John to help you. Oh my god, I'd
be like, Okay, you're gonna find this out one way or another.
I got bad news and worse arts, but I need your help clear your
sdual, we gotta talk. First, tell me with the bitcoin thing,
then tell you the worst the bad news, right, yeah, the ba
Which is the bad and which is worse? I wonder? Well, I
mean, we we're out like five grand in bitcoin money. Let's start there,
and then after you help me get through of how to send this five
grand a bit, then I'll tell you why. Yeah, here's the thing,
honey. Okay, this is gonna sound weird, but me and some
of my friends just downloaded. Ashley Madison just says like, a ha ha,
like we just wanted. We're just like, what's this all about?
Like we're just making fun of it. We weren't. I know. It
says that I went, I hooked up with a bunch of different guys.
Don't believe you're lying eyes. Yeah, but Honney, I blurred my face
out so they can't even tell that that's my kids. Sehn's like that is
your bush. Wow wow Um okay, forget me, Oh my god,
No, I'll be too judgmental. I'm gonna get Xander to help sand Yeah,
Sander could do I figure out how to work cryptocurrency. By the way,
a lot of good feedback, big hit. Yeah, I love it.
I love that people saw what I saw. I read him a bunch
of people's comments and he was so like, he loved it. I love
that. I love it. He was so happy. Yeah, fucking funny.
I know, and Sadie was like, had I get hurt? I
wasn't invited? Yeah, why are Sadie? Yeah? I will, I
will bring them. I will bring them all one at a time. Oh
my god, do you want to hear something horrible? Yeah? Okay,
did I tell you last week that my washing machine wasn't working? I don't
think so. Now all right, you said your air conditions, like,
what's going on at your first world problems? Oh my god, I don't
know if it's all. When you have teenagers in your washing machine breaks,
it's it. It becomes a laundry gedding in there. Oh glore. And
it just so happened that Elby finally decided to clean her room, which meant
that all of her clothes, which had previously just been on her floor,
were added to the hamper. A lot of people are wondering, why doesn't
Elby do her own laundry? Don't that's a great question. But she also
didn't make her own lunch, as you guys know, so look at all.
In my defense, this is not my defense. In their defense,
they would all make their lunch. In fact, Xanders started making his lunch
on his own. It's me, I'm the problem. Yeah, I'm like
no, no, no, I'll make it like god, no, no,
no, no, no, you sleep you it's only noon, go
back to bed. Let me. Yeah, so it's me. I'm I'm
I'm screwed up. Okay. So we have this frontloader washer and the door
is was starting like it was one of those things where I would go to
close it and it would be like, why isn't this closing? Normal life,
you never have that helpen. Yeah, it's in my condo right now.
You know why. It's because the freaking frontloader washers will have this like
thick glass door. It's like trying to shut the window on like a cruise
ship. It's like a big heavy glass, thick front. So it gravity
pulls it down so that those bolts on the side start to like loosen,
right, So then it doesn't fit right. Yeah, I didn't have in
the same issue. Okay, So then you find yourself like pushing it like
trying to fit it back in. Okay. Meanwhile, apparently frontloader washing machines
are known for getting mold and mildew. And do you have any mold or
mildew in the rubber yes? Part, Yeah, it's to get rid of
it gusting. Yeah, it's and I bought I've bought so many different products
to fix it. I bought these like, uh, these these wipes that
are specially made for like cleaning the washing machine, that getting rid of the
mold and mildew. It doesn't do anything. It's disgusting. Right, So
when the door then then the door basically fell off. Did fall off,
but it wouldn't it wouldn't close at all. Right, I had a load
of laundry, like I had tried to start a load of laundry, but
it wouldn't. So I had to push the trash can, the kitchen trash
can, up against the washing machine front just to get it to go.
A Jerry ridded that shit guy heard that, and then I got it to
go. Okay. Then I was like, I was like, we need
a new washing machine. And then John said, we also need a new
dryer. Now our dryer. We moved into our house over eighteen years ago
because I I did when I was pregnant with Albie and she's eighteen. Oh
my god. We moved in. There was a washer and dryer and they
let us have it, like whatever right they let us have it. They
was like I don't know, they were already old. Kind of worked fine
for years. Then the washing machine broke, so the front loader washing machine
we bought, but like many many years ago, probably like fifteen years ago.
Right then the dryer a couple of years ago, something went wrong with
it and it started being really loud, like really like so loud that you
couldn't even really talk over it, like if you were in the kitchen,
you couldn't have a conversation with somebody that's telling you I'm done. But it
was still drying clothes. So I was like, I've ben't real broke,
like you know, so I just I swore to godlin it. We left
it that way two years. It's been that way at least two years,
where it was so loud that we would mostly try to run the dryer when
we were out of the house because it is saying yeah. Hit'd be like,
oh, we're leaving, let's start start the dryer, right, okay.
So John's like, well, we should probably replace both of them while
we're at it, and I was like, okay, good idea. But
then I was like I could just push the trash can against it for a
few more loads of laundry. You know, then it wouldn't even do that,
it would not start let the cycle start. Okay. So I'm like,
we have to get a new washer dryer. Question about the dryer.
Do you use a thing? Do you clean the lint thing? Yes?
Yeah, you have like a thing that goes down and cleaned it out like
an arm thing. Uh No, we had your hand just a little net
in the front right, Oh the net. You pull the net out and
you clean it basically yeah, okay, okay. So anyway, so we
we go shopping to Loads for a new washer dryer, and you and John
together, John and I together because I actually called. I was just going
to order it online, and the guy was like, well, you should
come in because we have to ask you at lah. This is how I
don't know, Like I was like, I have a gas dryer, and
I was like, do I need my plumber to come like hook up the
new dryer. I was just having confusion about how this all works. Apparently
No Lows does everything for you, just pay for it. Okay, So
we go in. I already had an idea, I already researched it what
I wanted. I did not want a front loading washing machine anymore, because
I'm like, I'm done. I'm done with mildew and mold, and I
think most of them do that have like a mildew mold problem. So even
though the top loaders are a little more old school, I'm like, I
think I'd rather have that. Okay, So I already have in my mind
which ones I want. They're not like super expensive ones. But then we
get in there and I see I get like swayed by the ones that they
have at the front of the aisle. It's like this whirlpool and I was
like, oh, those are those are nice too. Yeah, So then
then you have to get into like do you want an agitator in it?
Or do you want no agitator? You want an agitator? What's an edge?
Agitator is a thing It's like a little pole that goes in the middle
of the washing machine and then it moves the clothes around and it helps get
up clean. But I bought pretty genius a two in one, so you
can take the agitator out if you want to put in something like a big
like a comforter or something. Okay, So get the washing machine in the
dryer. I'm so excited. Laundry has been piling up by the way because
it was a few it was a little bit before we could actually go shopping
for it. Got all these piles of clothes waiting. Okay, so they
I order it. They're going to deliver it in two days. They came,
they delivered the washer dryer. They made sure that everything was working.
Have a good day, okay. I start washing clothes like crazy. I'm
so excited. New washer dryer to the picture of it. Do a couple
of loads of laundry. Well, so I have it less than two days
and the dryer. I'm like, why how come the towels. I have
these towels in there and they're not drying, and I'm like, this is
so weird. I just I put it in for like another thirty minutes,
and I'm like, still damp. Why are my towels damp? Now,
mind you, I'd already done a load of laundry that worked perfectly, Like
I'd already done a load of towels and they're totally dry. So I'm like,
it's so weird. So maybe it's on the wrong setting, So I
like change the setting. I put it in for longer Nope, dryers not
heating. So I go to I even just go to run it and then
feel it and I'm like, no, no heat coming in there. Now
I have these freaking dryers. Let let I'm telling you less than two days?
So what would you do? Call Lows? Right? So I call
Lows and they're they're like, yeah, no, we don't like deal with
that. Basically it's all automated. I try. You're in a freaking phone
tree, So what's the problem. So I say it, I need to
have a problem. I think it was maybe the installation. I don't know.
You need to call Whirlpool. Oh no, So they connect me to
Whirlpool Lynette. I am on hold for one hour, one hour, and
I'm getting more and more agitated. This is like a blue Shield situation,
right, and I'm like, are you kidding me? Now I have to
have John. So the receipt is on John's phone. So I need the
order number. You need all this shit, the order number that I don't
remember, the model number, the vin number, the it's like a worse
than a car. Yeah, So I get I finally, finally finally get
somebody. And by the way, there was a situation the first, when
I first called him, I was on hold for like fifteen minutes and it
hung up on me, of course, and I was like ready to I
was so mad. Yeah, I'm home alone because John's got the kids at
groundlings. You know what, let's I'm going to tell you the rest of
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has a really really simcrodose yea yeah, the micro dome Yeah, John too,
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love it all right. So I finally get somebody on the phone from Whirlpool
and they're like okay. So she's she's listening to me and she's like okay,
but looking up all the information, she's like, but you just bought
these And I'm like, bitch, I know right. I didn't say the
bitch part out loud because she would have hung up on me. She was
really, really nice, and she's like, you know you're covered, like
you're within the forty eight hour window, so you need to call Lows.
And I was like, I tried to call Lows and they they're like they're
automated tree. I can't get through to anybody. And she's like, Okay,
I have another phone number for you. So you call this phone number
and you tell them that you spoke to Whirlpool Bee. She's like, because
I could set you up a service appointment, but if it was a problem
with the installation where we have to charge you for that, And she's like,
and you shouldn't be charged. You just bought them, right, So
she's like, you tell them you're within the forty eight hour window. So
I call the phone number, Lynnette. When I tell you that I was
on hold for another forty minutes, this time with Lows customer service. I
just kept getting the we're experiencing a lot larger volume of calls the usual please
your business is important to us another like forty minutes. At this point,
I'm just like ready to tear my hair out, I know, And I
think there needs to be an emoji with the knife and the eye, because
that's how I feel that these when when these things happen to me, right,
that's what I want to put up. Instead, I put the happy
face and then the gun to the head. So I finally, okay,
the toy gun. So I finally get a hold of somebody and they're like
okay, uh okay, So to tell me the situation. I tell her
the situation. She's like, okay, well, we're gonna have to get
you out of replacement. And I was like, well, I don't.
I mean, do you think the dryer is broken or do you think like
it was installed incorrectly or whatever. She's like, well, I don't know,
but we're gonna I'm gonna set it up, open up, opening up
a case. Good. You will get a phone call within twenty four hours
and they'll give you the time that they're gonna like come deliver your new dryer.
I was like a pain in the ass. I was like, okay,
and are they going to reinstall it, like for free? And she's
like I think so. And I was like you think so? Well,
you know is there and she's like, well, when they call you in
twenty four hours, within twenty four hours, you'll they'll work that out right.
I'm like okay, She's like okay, anything else. I'm like,
well, what if they don't call me in twenty four hours? Is there
a record of this call or is there a case number? She's like,
oh, yeah, yeah, do you have a pen? I'm like yeah.
She's like, okay, write down this case number. I go,
okay, I go. And so if nobody calls me, do I just
call back? She goes, yeah, I just called this number back and
tell them you spoke to somebody and you have an open case. And I
was like, okay, so what do you think has happened? That was
yesterday? Now, really they never called me? What the hell? So?
I have a broken dryer that I just bought, Oh my god,
and a pretty penny on that doesn't heat. That's horrible. This is almost
as bad as when I bought my watcher, Oh my god. And they
not as bad as your situation and get it up the driveway. And why
couldn't they get it up the driveways in their truck that they had, the
type of truck that they are delivering truck. And it had nothing to do
with home Depot. It was the delivery company that home Depot uses that truck.
And I was like, okay, so I just not I just can't
have a washer and drive ever again in this house, right? And what
did they say? They I just can't. I remember. We went back
and forth, and then at some point they had to get the guy out
with the delivery truck that doesn't go up the driveway and get the dollies so
that they could put it out on the street into the dollies and wheel it
up the drive And next what did they do when somebody lives up stairs?
I don't get stars like in an apartment building. Why didn't they have the
dollies to begin with? That's what was my you know, I was like,
come on, like, why didn't you Well it was the first floor,
so we didn't think we needed a dolly. Well, well you can't
see you don't have room for them on your truck. Yeah, you're a
delivery company. I know you got other stops throughout, not your only stop,
right, I don't know. We just don't think about dollies and whatnot.
Why would we need a dolly for delivery purposes? Yes, you know
what, we should start keeping dollies on our trucks. Thank you, thank
you. Great idea. Oh yeah. So then when I was leaving and
I'm like, okay, so my zoom's not working, my dryer's not working.
There were several things like not working right in my house. And then
I got in the car to come here, and I was like, I
think I forgot my phone, Like I couldn't remember, you know, that
feeling where I was like, I know the last place I had it,
which was on my desk when I was doing some work because I was so
anxious about all the things that were breaking in my house. And I was
like, I didn't bring my phone, but I couldn't reach my purse to
go get it because I had my stupid boot boot on top of my purse
on the floor. And I was like, this is just great. I'm
gonna have to call I'm gonna have to text John from Lynette's phone and just
say case there's an emergency, right, you know, but then I did
have my phone? Oh you did? Oh okay, yeah that's good.
Yeah, Well, do we need to promote anything? I do think we
want to promote something. We have a little something in the works. Yeah,
that we're going to make more of an announcement next week. Klin.
Yeah, we got a little announcement coming next week, something that I've been
working on for us and all the fans. And it's coming along nicely,
but I kind of want to get it a little bit more rock solid.
But yeah, next week we might have a bit of an announcement for everybody.
Yay. Yeah, it's exciting. What if the announcement was we're canceling
our show. I try to tease it. Don't worry about it today.
You can go back and listen to any episode you want. What do we
need to keep doing it for? We've already made so many episodes, you
guys? Yeah, what is on thousand? Actually? Oh my god,
we should do something special for our thousand episode. Yes, I don't know
what that would be. He should make a splash out of it. Yeah.
Oh, I have some stuff to talk about on our Friday show.
Okay. Yeah. Oh and if you got oh, well, if you
guys have any like guest suggestions, Yeah for our Thursday guest show, hit
us up in the Facebook group. Yeah, yeah, all right. Um.
I do also want to tell you about Adam Lerner and his car service.
It's Adam's got a Car dot com or you can just call his ass
three one zero nine nine eight seven zero four eight. He can help you
anywhere in the country. He can hook you up. He'll find you the
best price right now. I hate to tell you, but cars are really
expensive right now. Yeah, and used cars are difficult, so don't expect
a miracle. Right he's shopping for me right now for Elbie. Um,
you got to look for those deals. But it's better to have a carbroker
do it for you, Yes it is. Don't want to do that yourself.
It's annoying, so yeah, kit him up. Also, our friend
Maren and her husband have a shop on Kawai called Sugar Skull. It's a
small bakery and gift shop and they do wedding cakes and if you're vacationing in
Kawai, you can check them out in person, or you can like and
follow their Instagram page at sugar Skull eight oh eight and you'll get fifteen percent
off if you use their code fcol And also Basic Becky can make you a
T shirt or a mouse pot or a mug with like anything you want on
it. You can make something up. It's makes such a great gift for
like your significant other or your kid, or because you could just get whatever
you want a funny saying that's just funny to you, and she'll design it
for you. Go to just basic Becky dot com or find her on Facebook
at basic Becky or she's Becky Barris in our Facebook group as well. Kellie
from and Frieda. If you're in the Palm Springs or Palm Desert area,
why don't you go to Wilma and Frieda And we should do another event there,
Yes, when the weather cools do do that, like maybe right after
the summer. Yeah, another meet and greet or October another drive October last
year I think we did. Yeah, let's do it. That could be
like a fun little yearly thing. Okay, anyway, Kelly Wilman Frieda and
I'll just do one more since we're at it. The Family Skeptical is a
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thanks, Klin. You're a parent now, don't f it up. Letting go