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When your old career gives you lemons
throwing some ice mix in some vodka.

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Color a podcast from the Mac of
All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by

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Victor Chrysler Dots jeem Ram. It's
Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well,

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hello and welcome. Thanks for getting
your poda on. Thanks for telling

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a friend. And that's how we
spread the word, Daniel, That's how

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we spread the word. So I
tell me about the pirate ship. People

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hand out Bible tracks. I hand
out those and a pillified. Uh,

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Danny's he has the U the QR
code on a T shirt that if you

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scan his shirt. But you try
to scan Danny's shirt and then there's a

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couple of folds in there. Yeah, yeah, a couple of roles.

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It's not going to take me to
Planet Fitness. Yeah, Actually it'll take

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you to what Danield's app comes up. Dougie Fresh in the House, Tuesday,

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Buesday, Brothers and Sisters out there
in Airlanta. Oh my gosh,

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I am hungover. It was a
tough one last night. Yeah, and

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you know what so disappointing as Doug
told an unbelievable story that he watched the

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out of the air, but I
just have to tease him a little bit,

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because that is some stuffed dougie.
And then and then a woman.

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I went and pulled audio woman from
The Golden Bachelor, and I start playing

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it, and he's like, what's
this. I go, what do you

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mean? He goes, I fast
forward to it. I go, what

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the fuck? I watched the whole
thing, because you know, watch it.

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I want watch a little beginning and
beginning to remember who's there. And

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then I fast forward and see he
was getting the rose. And then those

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old women just shaking and sweating their
nuts off lean to gude. He got

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if you got it, if you're
gonna be a part of this, you're

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gonna be the beat reporter for the
Golden Bachelor. You got to watch.

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You gotta watch the all twenty two. This whole picked. I watched the

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first episode. I picked my Uh
well, I had my draft. We'll

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we'll play some audio today. That
proves my theory. We never grow up.

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We just that is the theory I've
had for a long time. And

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also in the studio tonight, celebrating
ten years cancer free from bladder cancer.

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Oh that's bad, that's awful.
Big Daddy facts glad to beat that one.

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Well chemo therapy, bro, Yeah, yeah, it was. It

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was brutal. It's ten it's ten
years since my last chemo today, Oh,

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ten years since your last chemo.
Yeah. The tumor was removed in

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January of twenty twelve, and they
put me on a mild chemo and it

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came back. The first tumor was
about the size of a softball, seven

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inches in diameter and in my bladder. Yeah. Ok, yeah, Well

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they had to go through my wang
to get it, you know, sticky

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tube. No, it was painful, bro, I mean there was a

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tube up by penis that was an
inch in diameter. How did you find

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out you had it? What was
going on? Well, I had this.

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It's stretchy, Yeah, it's pretty
stretchy. Yeah. So, because

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I know most guys better than morning
Nurse, I had blood in my urine

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for about three years, So three
years. Fact, who the fuck goes

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that long? After I had no
insurance. Before before I had no insurance,

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had no insurance, so I just
didn't go to the doctor and I

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said, fuck it, I'll eventually
die from something. Might as well be

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whatever this is. Yeah, you
know, did it hurt when you know.

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It would not until later on when
I would start like I would start

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pissing out blood clots that were like
the size of dimes and and so it

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was. It started to get painful
then because it would have to travel through

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my your e throw but you should
see them when you're writing your name in

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the snow. Then they what,
buddy, yeah, going on. There

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was a Family Guy episode where shoe
show. Yeah, well so red funny.

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Sorry, sorry, it's funny you
say that because I actually got a

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dewey on my on my thirty fifth
birthday and I had massive amounts of blood

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in my urine at that point in
time, and the breathalyzer was broken,

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so they had to give me either
a urine screen or a blood screen.

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And I told the cop you're in
luck because you'll only have to do one

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to get both samples. And he
was like what And I go, there's

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just gonna be an aice ton of
blood in my past, bro, And

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he was like okay, and I
took I did the sample and he was

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like, oh my god, dude, yeah, it's hardly even alive.

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It must have like you ever eat
a blood orange? Yes? Yeah,

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I mean that is that? What
your urine looked like only because it's that

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mix of yellow and well no,
it was blood red bro like really overpowered

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the urine color by bar. I
had a kiss. I drank too much

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last day. You look like you're
pissing rusty nails. It's my god.

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Well, you know. And so
the funny thing is I actually drink like

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once a month. I have allowed
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do my shot at my poker game, and I drink it at midnight and

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I don't go home until like freaking
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So that's my you know, one
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just drink one good alcohol one shot. Yeah, I'm allowed. That's my

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doctor said none. But I was
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like, okay, okay, you
bring up an interesting thing, because I

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would like to have what I call
realistic doctors. Yeah, not not real

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doctors, realistic because realistically I shouldn't
be drinking on any kind of antibiotic.

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But right if I was gonna what's
the best thing I can drink while on

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an antibiotic, because I'm probably gonna
do it, and I would like a

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doctor who goes Okay, like everybody
can say not to, but if you're

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going to, vodka is probably your
best one while you're on this, or

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red wine with the taddins may actually
help this or hurt this or whatever it

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is. That's the doctor I want. I haven't met that guy yet,

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but I know he's out there.
I know here sees out there is a

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pretty awesome dude. Okay, So
the first doctor that I saw when I

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finally did get insurance through Obamacare there
my well, well that story is I

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I was in my bathroom and I
took a leak and and uh, and

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I thought I cleaned up all the
blood, but my brother went in there

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after me, and there was some
underneath the toilet seat and he picked up.

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He's like, holy shit, how
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then I so then he made set
out a bug. So then he he

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made he was the one that actually
made me do the paperwork to get the

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insurance through Obamacare. Yeah, and
I finally went to the doctor. That's

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a good thing. The doctor was
like, basically, bend over and kiss

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you're ass goodbye. You've got six
weeks to live really, and and he

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was like, you've had had cancer
for multiple years and you you said nothing

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about it, nothing about it,
and now you're spread beyond the bladder.

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No, it did not, No, so it stayed within. It's kind

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of contained there. Okay. So
at the time when it was removed in

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twenty twelve, and I don't I
don't know if this is still true today,

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it was the largest tumor ever removed
from a human bladder intact. So

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no bladder mesh. Okay, okay, so you didn't have to get a

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bladder mesh. That's something they put
in, right, it's okay. So

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an average human bladder is six and
a half inches in diameter, yeah,

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and the tumor was seven okay,
But my bladder is nine inches in diameter,

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okay, nine inches prior to the
to the time. I don't know

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if it stretched because of the tumor
being in there or just because I'm a

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big fat bastard and I've been a
big drinker my whole life, so you

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know what I mean. Take me
to the day that you are told that

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news. You're sitting in there bedside
manner, what place? Pardon this?

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What do they say? How do
they break the news to you? Oh?

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This doctor was a total cold prick. Yeah. Yeah, he was

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just like you, you know,
you've exhausted all your your possibilities and you're

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going to be dead within six weeks. Okay. And so did he say

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to get your affairs in order or
basically, you know, if you don't

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have a will, get one blah
blah blah. So did he finish it

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with I'm sorry or listen, I'm
late for no literally just just he literally

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just stood up and walked out of
the room. Okay. So I went

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to a second doctor and that doctor
was the one that I ended up with,

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and he was like, well,
I have an opening on my schedule

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later this afternoon and we're going to
get you on an operating table and get

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that thing out of you. And
I was like okay, So I was

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literally on a table five hours later. What doctor? Where was this doctor?

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Genteel at at uh University Urology.
Here's very gentle. Yeah, actually

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he's a very good guy. He's
he's a great doctor. So when you

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first but what are you feeling when
you hear that news? Six six months,

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six weeks, six weeks? Is
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Yeah? What are you feeling when
when it happened. I said,

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funk, no, dude, Like
I mean, I've had fucking lots of

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other ship that could have killed me
in my life that didn't kill me.

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It's not fucking time for me to
go. I'm not gonna go, you

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know what I mean. So that, yeah, and I have a I

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have you know, I fight hard
when I want to you know what I

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mean, Like, fuck, yeah, I wanted to live. It's not

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the dog in the fight. It's
the fight and the dog that's right.

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Then let you keep the tumor.
No. They actually had to cut it

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out of me and many many time
pieces because they had to obviously extract it

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through my Oh god. So it's
like building the temples. It's like the

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ultimate machine through it was like it
was a claw machine, bro. It

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was. It was totally it was
Alzer in the middle of it, bro.

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And they cut it in chunks and
fucking ripped it out of their missing

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anybody else have a pain in their
kidney right now? I get paint everywhere

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balls. So I had a you
know, I had a bag with a

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two for like two weeks and they
finally removed that and then they did some

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tests and they were like, oh, well, this looks like it's going

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okay. Put they put some some
chemo in me three times a week for

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like a month, and then they
did another check with the with the camera.

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They put it up and look around
and they were like, you have

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another massive tumor in your bladder again
you do? Yes, it was the

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size of a baseball in under a
month and under a month okay, And

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they got that one as well.
They scheduled surgery immediately and took that one

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out as well. Okay. So
when you find out the first time like

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that doctor tells you six weeks,
what's the first thing you do when when

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you leave? Are you with somebody? Did someone take you to the doctor?

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Yes? My mother, your mother
did. So what is your mom's

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reaction to this? Was she in
the room when when this news was broken?

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Yes, she was, because it's
not it's not the natural order.

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You was a fucking crying sure,
because it's not the natural order of life,

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thinking that your child potentially will die
before you that. Yeah, my

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mom was an emotional wreck. Okay. And then and how about you?

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Were you trying to be strong for
mom or you you just kind of like

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this in denial. I'm autistic.
Okay, so I really have trouble with

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the emotions anyways. So I just
was like fuck it and put up a

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wall, you know what I mean. I I just you know what I

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mean. At points in time obviously
during the thing, I was like,

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you know, pretty fucking bad myself. How about the when it first happened,

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I was, I was pretty stoic. I didn't I didn't. Uh,

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I didn't let it. What were
you feeling when you went in and

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they were gonna do this laser thing
where you concertainly weren't going to get it

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all, they weren't going to get
some of it? Well, I just

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was. I was just hoping they
would get it all and I would be

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done with it. And they,
you know, they said that I would

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have to do chemotherapy afterwards, and
I was like, Okay, well it's

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gonna suck, but you know whatever, you know what I mean, you

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gotta do what you gotta do.
Then what about then time it comes back

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as a baseball? Now, now
I would be like, that would fuck

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with my head more. At least
I'm thinking I'm it did, and it

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did, and and that time I
was like, holy fuck, am I

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gonna fucking die again. I'm gonna
fucking this is just it. Sh It's

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just gonna kill me, you know
what I mean? And and and I

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felt like that for a little while
a couple of days, you know what

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I mean. I got melancholy for
a couple of days, and I fucking

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felt down. But I found like
if I was feeling down, then the

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other people around me would start to
feel worse. And so I almost felt

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like I had to be stronger for
them, stronger for them, like like

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I couldn't feel bad because that made
them feel bad. Interesting, you know,

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So when now here we are a
decade later after the last chemo treatment,

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what is the do you live differently? Do you think differently? After

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that? Do you value life more? Brought in all these dunk and shape,

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I'm thinking in my mind that the
song and maybe we should bump with

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it at one point, is that
Tim McGraw lived like you were dying,

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right, And it's almost like I
actually thought about that very song. Yeah,

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some people's whole perspective on life changes. Other people just they did They

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do for a little while, and
then they go back to just being them.

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Well, speaking of that, this
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fucking story. Okay, so I
like to go hiking and shit like that,

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go out picnic, you know,
hiking, go fucking find a spot,

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start a fire, make some food, drink some beers. Okay.

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This was what I always used to
love to do when I was healthy,

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and when I started going through chemotherapy, I wanted to prove that I was

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stronger than you know this bullshit.
So what I did was, the day

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after a chemo session, I would
plan like a four or five mile hike

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with my friends. We'd go,
we'd go do our thing. And and

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about two years ago, I asked
my friend Daryl. I was like,

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Darryl, why the fuck don't we
ever go hiking anymore? Man? We

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used to love going hiking. And
he was like, dude, I fucking

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hate going hiking. And I was
like, bro, you used to go

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every time I wanted to go hik
He was I thought you were dying and

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I didn't want to tell you no. Yeah, exactly what I did.

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I started laughing my ass off.
I'm like that that's a good friend,

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exactly that roal fucking Frugott. He
ain't even going hiking. And he did

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it with a smile on his face
because he knew I loved it. Yeah,

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yep, there you go. Ye. Ask another question the first doctor.

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Did you ever go back to him
and say, I'm still here?

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Do you ever sen him a reminder
every every year still standing? No?

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No, yeah, no, no, I did not. I uh,

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I just kind of forgot. I
don't even remember what his name was.

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Yeah, he's that little of importance
in my life. That's good. Yeah,

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well, all right, I knew
again that was given six months to

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live. He couldn't pay his bill. Doctor, give another cigarette. That's

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an old one. All right,
we'll take a moment when we come back.

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Some stuff I noticed on social media
by accident today and then it reminded

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me of something I saw yesterday.
But I found some thing today. And

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I don't know what we're doing in
the world anymore. Ask myself that I

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don't every day. I don't know, Doug, I don't know. It's

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gonna become Escape from New York that
movie made years ago in the seventies,

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and it was set for nineteen eighty
eight where they put a wall around and

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head. Yes, and if you
break the law, there you go where

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you going with? Yeah, it's
gonna end up being that way. Uh

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Leo's has all the things to make
you feel better. They're the official bakery

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Dellian Cafe of Billified. They got
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right the They have the homemade stuff, breads that I love. Oh yeah,

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I think you'd love them as well. Just stuffed pepperoni and cheese stuff

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five cheese. What do you say, just eat that? Yeah, it's

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like a meal. Why aren't we
doing the podcast there and having some samples

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because you have to roll us out. We could they have Honestly when you

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attornis you said. I was in
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before me, and a moment came
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spent most of the next days looking
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options and talking about sweet I asked
him when it sank in, was this

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on your uh happy playlist that you're
going through chemeo with this help you do?

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Okay? Actually love this song and
I gotta I actually I've I've loved

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this song since I came out.
That's just you gotta find a bullying food

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Manchu, Doug's taking a selfie?
What's going on? Nothing? What are

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you doing? What are you doing
there, buddy? What's happening up doing?

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When you're trying to find his better
pictures of lighting him? Here is

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perfect or whatever? Then we get
to it looking like I'm importing with the

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headphones on. Yeah, I'm undilified
you. Every Tuesday, so I would

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looking for somebody who was in a
story in the Times Wayne County today,

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and I did not find the person
that I was looking for. Last name

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was York. His name was Steve
York. Steve Yorke got into a fight,

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and it's it's the whole thing.
Seems like a guy who would be

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in some prog rock band in the
eighties. Okay, I'll give you that.

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That sounds about right. So I
searched Steve York and as I a

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bunch of names come up. None
of them are friends, none of them

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are in like the Newark or anywhere
area. Somebody in Irondequoy. Not the

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same guy. Then I scroll down
a little bit and I see a post

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and this is the post. This
is the actual post. So not only

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was Steve Yorke playing Happy Families with
me and my children, he was also

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playing Happy Families with Catherine Ellis and
Tina and Luise Ailey and their children at

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the same time. He and he's
engaged to us all how many more women

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and their children has he got lined
up? So then I go, what

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the fuck? So now I'm curious. I got a click on this chick

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who has her name but her last
NIM on Facebook. Look, she uses

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her kid's initials, so it's like
tabitha Iker or something. Okay, yeah,

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so I go, what the heck? So I'm scrolling through she looks

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like a woman who's ever really heavy
but certainly lost a noticeable amount of weight,

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and then she writes I lost thirty
stone and I go, okay,

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she's British, all right, so
this is over in Britain. So this

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guy's playing And I go, I'm
seeing more and more people getting called out

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on social media lately, and I
don't know, like, yeah, yeah,

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so I know a guy who just
recently celebrated his fortieth birthday and he's

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big into gambling on football games and
stuff, and he's pretty good at it.

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I go, so, what happens
if you don't pay up? He

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goes, I go, does somebody
come and like threaten to break your legs?

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Or he goes, Oh, no, we just Facebook shamum okay.

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I'm like, wait a minute.
What. Yeah, we've eliminated the whole

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like breaking legs process entirely. And
that's only if that's in the circle of

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that frends. When you're complaining somebody
in the city, They're not going to

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see it in your Facebook. It's
just like, yeah, and the algorithm

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isn't We're to spew out And I
go back to breaking legs fellas. But

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I'm going as I thought about this, and I started to think about this

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dude and these women and all this, and here's somebody who's clearly heartbroken.

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Because if you go down there were
more posts from this woman. I just

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didn't grab them. And I was
thinking about it, and I go,

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I kind of, in a way
blame the woman. I know that sounds

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harsh, but I go, this
guy's a loser, and there's something about

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when you're desperate, he's nice.
You have kids. Whoever was their kid's

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dad is not in the picture anymore. Could be for reasons like he passed

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or just probably left or whatever happened. I have no in jail, it's

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like crack in the kpin. I
adopt many families, right but yeah,

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like you get attention, adult conversation
and overall, you know the proverbial red

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flags you just you just don't wear. Was a movie years ago with bow

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Bridges was on TV and uh.
It was about a doctor in Chicago and

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he had three different wives and he
finally all in Chicago, all in Chicago,

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schedule around and the I R S
and twax is using white out in

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a schedule because he could always say
him at the hospital yes. And one

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of the times his second wife was
trying to catch him and she actually went

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to the hospital. He was staying
near a dying patient and she goes,

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I'll never question you again. So
he always had the hospital to work around

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their schedules. And where did you
see this story was? Did they do

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like a piece on him on something
years ago? I had no, no,

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No, that's okay. I'm just
curious because Charles Karol, the famous

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reporter to travel around on his Winno
Bago. He had a family on the

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East Coast and a family on the
West Coast, and he was like the

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dad, not yeah, Charles fucking
Karl, Like see, this is the

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greatest thing, Like you got.
Rich guys can pull this ship off,

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and poor guys pull it off.
It's the guys in the middle, no

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one. They can't get right do
anything. They can't get fucking away with

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anything. Really, rich guy,
he's the doctor. He's got a great

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excuse. Poor guy, I got
no money. Fuck you bitch, I've

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out of here. I worked with
a woman who was with this guy for

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several years, and we're like,
when are you getting married? When are

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they gonna ask you to marry him? Come to find out he lived in

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Oswego, so he come here on
the weekends and visit her for years.

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But he was with he was with
another woman who also you wouldn't marry.

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Okay, So what is it get
in the milk for a free pilgrim?

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You don't buy the cow. That
goes back to my day of the Bonda

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Rosa. But wherever I was living. So my question is like here here

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would be the thing I would say
to anybody, because you know what we

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don't I think women are more honest
than men. Wait a minute when it

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comes to hang on, when it
comes to their feelings, When it comes

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to their feelings, No, no, what do you mean when it comes

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to this ship and their feelings and
how they feel? I'm just gonna be

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like, how I feel? Well
A right, yeah, score one for

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So what I'm saying is like,
in a situation like this, if a

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woman feels like she's getting played,
she'll come out and say and how she

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feels and how rotten? Don't you
think? No, how many times you

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ask your girlfriend or wife, you
go like, is anything wrong? No,

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No, I'm are you sure?
Yeah, I'm fine. So you

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know she's not fine. She just
hasn't well, you know, the volcano

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just says it coming one of us, but every one of us know.

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It's like you got your inner guidance
system. You fucking know I was married.

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I knew, I knew not to
ask the question. Dummies, you

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don't ask the fucking question. She's
so honest telling you all the time.

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Right, yeah, But No,
what I mean is maybe I'm wrong,

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Maybe I'm phrasing this wrong. I
feel like if it were guys in this

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situation, Let's say it was a
woman who decided that she uh she couldn't

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have children, but she could have
a bunch of boyfriends. So she's got

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this guy over here and this guy, and she's playing serious or engaged to

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both. I think the guy would
never admit that they got played like that,

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at least not on Facebook. You're
not on Facebook. No, No,

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I don't think so either that public. That's what I'm saying. Where

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I feel like women, it's almost
like they'll get more sympathy from each other

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if I saw it. But if
I saw Doug right on there, I'm

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so heartbroken she was playing me.
I call up and her husband hadn't diet

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after all, it was just in
Florida's villages. I am heartbroken. Wow,

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Yeah, you know what. Yeah, That's what I'm saying. And

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I and maybe it's not a feeling
thing, but look this guy's playing how

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this guy to me, this is
the kind of this isn't a man and

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I would define it like this.
And the reason I say that is somebody

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sent me audio a clip because my
sister had been a flight attendant. They've

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heard me talk about I did the
Facebook live the other day and you can

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hear the episode tomorrow with Anthony Danielle
who's flown planes and things, and we

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did it on Facebook Live. Right
after that, somebody goes, did you

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ever hear this clip? And it's
about airport dads, but it doesn't really

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explain it. But this guy gets
to playhouse, he gets to play with

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the kids, but they're not really
his kids. It's not really invested.

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He gets laid and he leaves like
dog sitting. Yeah, yes, exactly.

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That's a great analogy. He's the
dog. That's a great analogy.

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I go because because a real man
is there, you're getting up in the

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middle of the night. I think
a man has to I mean, you

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might be away, yes, for
work, but you have to realize your

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actions are going to cause hurtful feelings, not only for one woman, but

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those six kids, three on each
side. They're going to be confused and

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hurt and why isn't he here?
And then the mom has to take over

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and explain he was cheating on me. Yeah, well, but she was

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dumb enough to buy it because she's
so lonely and desperate and sick of phone

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kid, dumb enough for defeated,
defeated I think, I mean, yeah,

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dumb, right, you gotta be
a little bit smarter than that.

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But I think defeat leads to just
lapses and judgement. You're like any port

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in a storm. Oh while he's
showing me attention. Oh wow, he's

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around. Well he's one day a
week or two days a week is more

408
00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:23,839
than zero. Well, here's the
the audio. This is a flight attendant

409
00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:27,400
talking about airport dad. Oh,
here we go. So the airport dad

410
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:32,400
starts off as an airport boyfriend or
an airport husband. I've seen couples get

411
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,440
on board where the guy is carrying
all the bags and the woman is carrying

412
00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:37,240
her wedding ring, her purse,
and her love for him. Okay,

413
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,880
the airport dad sees the drink cart
coming down the aisle. This is the

414
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,839
guy is his wife's order or his
girlfriend's order before the drink cart even gets

415
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,559
there. And if she's asleep,
he doesn't wake her up for her order.

416
00:29:48,599 --> 00:29:51,599
He just gets what she usually drinks. Now there are kids involved,

417
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,000
airport dad is an active, participating
parent the entire time. He's going back

418
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,799
and forth with Sally to the bathroom. Okay, he's watching Bluey on the

419
00:29:56,839 --> 00:30:00,039
iPad with one eye open, just
to make the I feel engaged. If

420
00:30:00,119 --> 00:30:03,200
there's babies, involved airport. Dad
has everything but the baby. He's breaking

421
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,839
down the stroll on the jet bridge, coming out with the suitcases and diaperback,

422
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,759
and mom has headed to the seat. You're you're a surpa. You're

423
00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:11,920
a surpa. But that's what it
is. That's being the dad. This

424
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,519
guy, you're getting all the goods. Get to play that and leave next

425
00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:19,160
it. He's the very definition of
playing house. There must be something with

426
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:26,279
people in the medical community, because
when I was married, my wife's cousin

427
00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:30,000
got involved with the guy she thought
was a surgeon, turned out to be

428
00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:34,319
a surgical nurse. Thought he was
divorced. He wasn't. They're working out,

429
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,000
Doug, This is true. I
believe it. They're working out in

430
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,359
a hotel. They used to.
She was training for like marathons and things.

431
00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:45,359
She had been a bodybuilder, but
now she was trying to lean out,

432
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,640
so she wasn't this bulky and stuff. So she was running marathons.

433
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,079
They were running stairs in a hotel. They would go up and run the

434
00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:55,799
fire stairs with weight vests on.
He gets to the top, collapses and

435
00:30:55,839 --> 00:31:00,160
dies. She is with him,
calls his best friend, and the best

436
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,839
friend he goes uh because he died
She's like, what do I do?

437
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,880
How do I get hold of his
family? And and and that's when she

438
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,880
found out he was married. All
right. He sounds like a Hallmark movie

439
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:18,000
to me. Why can I hear
wife crying? What is it? She

440
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,960
said? She loved her? I
can't believe this. I'm like, really,

441
00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:25,279
I believe this. I've told a
story on here. But my father

442
00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:27,279
had a coworker who, when viagra
came out, thought, hey, if

443
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:30,599
one makes me feel pappy, how
about two? And he tested it out

444
00:31:30,599 --> 00:31:33,839
and his girlfriend on a trip to
Florida. His wife is back in Dunkerk,

445
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,119
New York. That's no idea that
there's no such thing as business trips

446
00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:41,880
in those steel workers world. They
just they their blue collar workers still business

447
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,359
trips. And she goes along with
it. Guy ends up dying of viagraple

448
00:31:45,359 --> 00:31:48,119
overdose. Right, it's a thing, Yeah, because it's a heart it's

449
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,400
a heart issue, you know what
Doug. I mean. If I fell

450
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,559
him stamp myself, I could understand
it. They couldn't close the coffin to

451
00:31:53,640 --> 00:32:00,720
that guy. They get to the
funeral home, my father said, there's

452
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,680
two receiving lines, one with the
girlfriend and one with the wife, and

453
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,400
they all feel awkward. Okay,
who do I go to? Because they

454
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,680
knew them both? I don't know. But this guy was getting away with

455
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,160
three. Wow, I don't know. I'm almost depressed by it. Yeah,

456
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:20,160
I guess. I mean, I
excuse how many stories you have to

457
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,519
keep straight? How many stories you
have to keep straight? How about the

458
00:32:22,599 --> 00:32:28,240
name names? Just the names?
You know, say a wrong name that

459
00:32:28,359 --> 00:32:30,880
never goes good. I don't think
I've ever heard it the wrong name.

460
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,799
I had three in college. Whoa
Courtland when I was twenty? Yeah,

461
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,880
older women? Go figure? How
old was older when you were twenty thirty

462
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:45,480
five? Nine eight? Okay?
So bad? Then I had another one

463
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,400
in Rochester, and then I started
seeing somebody when I was at Courtland,

464
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,720
but I was wrestling and looking good. I don't know, it was just

465
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,920
in the stars. Then the one
at Courtland broke up, and then eventually

466
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:59,880
they all. Then I saw this
on Facebook too. It's a glory picture,

467
00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:02,279
okay, And it looks like he
took a picture of an old photograph.

468
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:07,319
And he's sitting down and it's this
attractive women behind him, and she's

469
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:15,960
got her arms draped over him,
and he writes my ex the Suckubus the

470
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:21,480
suck bus. You've heard it's a
it's an ancient milk describer. No,

471
00:33:21,759 --> 00:33:27,319
it's just a demon or a supernatural
being that uh was really a folklore stuff

472
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,039
a woman. Yeah, and on
a seating kind of thing. Yeah.

473
00:33:30,079 --> 00:33:35,920
It appears in dreams to seduce man, usually through sexual activity. Used to

474
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:42,799
ten or twelve of them a week. Suck you Jay suckuby. So I

475
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:45,799
go. Now I'm intrigued because I'm
thinking, why would you? Why would

476
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:47,400
you even put that up there?
You're and this is a guy who is

477
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:52,279
older than I am. Why are
you? Why would you even attention?

478
00:33:52,359 --> 00:33:54,680
I think some people put it out
just for attention. So a woman wrote,

479
00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:58,960
as a there are only three comments
on this picture. A woman wrote

480
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:02,599
why I call her that? A
guy comments, uh, you gotta be

481
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:07,239
kidding me, and another guy comments, here we go again, right,

482
00:34:08,559 --> 00:34:12,679
broken record. But I mean,
if your friends with this guy with this

483
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,199
idiot, what do you say to
him? Like you're putting that on on

484
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,559
Facebook? You want that out there? Yeah? Bro, I actually told

485
00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:22,360
a buddy of mine, I go, dude, that's so trashy, don't

486
00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:29,599
She's winning you? I got,
But the chick is like just by not

487
00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:31,760
even responding to it, you probably
knowing it's out there. I'm sure a

488
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:36,519
friend of her goes, oh,
see what Doug put about you? You

489
00:34:36,559 --> 00:34:40,360
know, so they couldn't find your
teeth yesterday, could you. So when

490
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:45,559
I was on Facebook, I saw
this picture this guy had, this woman

491
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:49,519
had posted this because look what my
ex husband set me at work. And

492
00:34:49,559 --> 00:34:52,760
you could tell he made the cake
because it was so slapply made. It

493
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:57,960
was a fist with a middle finger
and the word cunt written across it in

494
00:34:58,039 --> 00:35:00,559
cursive sloppy cursal. She goes,
yeah, let's go, my ex husband

495
00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:02,920
set me yea. But see,
that's a lot to see. I'm still

496
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,079
on his mind. She said,
he set a tour at work, And

497
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:08,159
I'm like, what guy would do
that? Oh this idiot. Oh that's

498
00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:13,039
a lot of that's a lot of
work to like show how insecure you are,

499
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:15,400
well you got hurt badly, yeah, right. And I always think

500
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,000
the one thing, the one thing
you got to learn to do as an

501
00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:22,480
adult is control your emotions no matter
what is going on, you know.

502
00:35:22,559 --> 00:35:24,599
But the fact that she at least
have some dignity for yourself put this up.

503
00:35:24,639 --> 00:35:29,119
You look like he visualized that this
would actually get bad. Like his

504
00:35:29,159 --> 00:35:30,159
wife's going to get this cake at
work. She's going to open it in

505
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:32,960
front of her co workers, and
that's going to be in the box.

506
00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:37,400
And she immediately takes a picture,
puts that Facebook. They both look terrible,

507
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,760
but he looks way worse of this. I think he looks really bad.

508
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:43,639
It looks awful. Look, sometimes
relationships don't work out. It's really

509
00:35:43,639 --> 00:35:45,320
none of anybody's business. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, a lot

510
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,440
of them. Don't worry ya.
A lot of them don't work out.

511
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,840
I would just say because to me, I think I understand some people.

512
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:58,000
Oh, letting it out, Yeah, let it out in private private friend,

513
00:35:58,039 --> 00:36:01,280
friend, Yes you are, Let
go see Doug Friday nights. Have

514
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,000
a few. Yeah, yeah,
he loves it when you do. My

515
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,960
friend got me a KUZI years ago
at uh wind Jar which got one hundred.

516
00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:13,920
Uh. My psychiatrist is a bartender
named Doug. And some people still

517
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,320
have them. And I've always had
a good ear, you know, just

518
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,239
even uber driving. Yeah, you
know, hey, what's going on?

519
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,559
Oh jeez? And I'm like,
hey, I'm all ears. You know,

520
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:23,760
we got fifteen minutes. Let it
out. I don't. I'm like,

521
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,960
look, you're gonna feel better.
And sometimes it's a lot. Really,

522
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,519
can we go around the around the
neighborhood one more time? I got

523
00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:36,719
more on my chip to get off, especially with sometimes talking to a total

524
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,800
stranger can be very care Yeah,
where am I going? You don't have

525
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,599
any judgment, right, Yeah,
I mean nobody there to. I don't

526
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:47,400
have to worry about running into Doug
again, right, especially with the adult

527
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:52,039
the town taking care of their parents
are driving crazy trying to do everything.

528
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:53,559
Yeah, I'm like, yeah,
I'm kind of going through the same thing

529
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,239
here and there with my folks.
And then I shut up and they just

530
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,519
the flood. Once the floodgates go, they're like, oh gosh, I

531
00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:02,400
really need to just thank you.
A lot of it's to the airport,

532
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,039
not a while, but every now
and then. Yeah. I had a

533
00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:07,559
girl a couple of weeks ago.
I don't think I told you. She

534
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:13,119
had just broken up with her boyfriend
because she wanted to have a threesome and

535
00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:15,480
he got He went through her phone
and he wasn't going to be part of

536
00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:22,039
it. She was waiting to try
to introduce this bucket list fascination fantasy to

537
00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:27,400
make it a reality and he left
her. I'm like, you're surprised to

538
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,840
this. You're gonna have a threesome
without your boyfriend and he found out about

539
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,960
it. You're expecting to be like, oh, well he wouldn't leave.

540
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,199
By the way, how's that going
for you? Well, I's not going

541
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:45,480
anymore. I'm like, well,
you're looking for a new experience. Hey,

542
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:51,800
what's the dubbest thing you did after
a breakup? Did you ever do

543
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,880
anything like? And a lot of
it's childish, but I'm starting to believe,

544
00:37:55,199 --> 00:38:00,679
and because of Doug, I've been
watching The Golden Bachelor that we but

545
00:38:00,039 --> 00:38:04,559
it reminds me we never grow up, We just grow old. So that

546
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,679
slow drive by to see if they're
home. Oh I just happened to be

547
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:13,320
going down your street. Done that? I know you have? I knew

548
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:19,079
in my guts. Have you ever
done that? After all? Because if

549
00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:24,039
they move from one legacy to the
other legacy, I'm not gonna just no

550
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:29,320
nothing like that. Yeah, I
don't think I've ever done anything, but

551
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,559
I've always kind of like I was
too proud, you know. I I've

552
00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:37,719
tested the waters some nights, seeing
if they're lonely and just when to get

553
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,000
together. You know you have food
drunks like I could get laid. Hey,

554
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,599
how's things going. I ran into
your sister last week and did you

555
00:38:45,639 --> 00:38:47,320
tell you and something? Try to
bring it up and what are you doing?

556
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:53,559
And you know that's everything seeing anybody? You want to just come over

557
00:38:53,639 --> 00:38:57,719
and walk for the night. Yeah, you know it's a great pickup line.

558
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,320
Yeah, well, at least you
get down the business. Yeah,

559
00:39:00,679 --> 00:39:04,920
everybody knows where everybody stands. Get
rid of the star spangled banner and let's

560
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,800
play ball. Let's get right there. I was when I was a kid.

561
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,800
I had a girlfriend that I say
kid, like nineteen. She didn't

562
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,320
treat me very nicely or anything,
and all kinds of games, late night

563
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,360
phone calls to the house I lived
with my parents. It was my parents'

564
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:20,320
house, right, So their phone's
ringing at like one o'clock in the morning.

565
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,039
She's in the dorm in college.
They're all laughing. My mother answered,

566
00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:27,280
My mother's getting pissed. My mother
doesn't mind. But you know,

567
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,119
we didn't have I think the only
wireless phone was in my parents room.

568
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:34,760
So I'm on the cord still that
stretched down the stairs, and I'm saying

569
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,880
things like, oh, but I
love you, and my mother's going get

570
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:43,840
out o'clock in the morning. She's
screaming at me, and I think you

571
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,440
just you're dumb. And that's where
too, like I always go. You

572
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:52,880
know, when you watch things like
The Bachelor, I'm assuming the younger version,

573
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,320
there's a lot of drama because you
don't really have necessarily control of your

574
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,639
emotions. Even in your twenties.
You probably should, you don't, and

575
00:40:00,679 --> 00:40:04,960
so you do these You haven't experienced
everything experience. Your emotions are new still

576
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,239
sometimes that's true, and and you
get yourself all worked up over something and

577
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:12,920
it's the be all end all,
and you kind of wish, you know,

578
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,760
I mean when they say things like
youth is wasted on the young,

579
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,239
this is why. Because you get
so caught up you don't see all of

580
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,880
what you haven't experienced it well,
you have to, you know, even

581
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,960
like second marriages seem to last longer
because you knew the mistakes you made the

582
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,239
first one, yes, and you
don't want to do them again. I

583
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,519
should have been more thoughtful, I
should listened a little more. Everybody should

584
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:35,360
have at least a risk free marriage
to start well, and then like after

585
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,360
ninety days see the other way the
other way, I say, five years,

586
00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:45,119
don't you get a new car seven
years or so? That should kind

587
00:40:45,159 --> 00:40:49,760
of be in the same you know, where'd you get your wife? Doug

588
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:59,519
from Van Bordell five years or eighty
thousand miles whatever I got used car pain

589
00:40:59,679 --> 00:41:04,559
that you car is pretty pretty comfy, you know. Obviously some other people

590
00:41:04,639 --> 00:41:07,519
said it and it'd before you.
But you're like, yeah, it's all

591
00:41:07,559 --> 00:41:14,519
right, it's all right. Control
and sometimes you only get the AM station.

592
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,800
It's not perfect, but you're you're
dealing with it when you're working with

593
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,960
it. But I remember my old
man would always say to me, like

594
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
when you're young, He's like,
look, when you break up somebody,

595
00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:25,559
even if they break up with you, the only thing they need to say,

596
00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:28,800
or you need to say to them
is I don't feel like it,

597
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,800
because otherwise you're gonna get caught in
the conversation. Now, if you're married,

598
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:37,880
anything's and that certainly isn't enough.
You need to have some exploration here.

599
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,079
But yeah, when you're just a
kid and it's this that, and

600
00:41:40,119 --> 00:41:43,880
someone feels like they're not being treated
you're just not into it. Well,

601
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,480
I think it just doesn't work for
me. Is enough? The less said

602
00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:49,880
the better right, that would be
my thing. The last shot to the

603
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,480
head. You got it. One
shot to the head, not five to

604
00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:54,960
the chest. Well, we'll take
a break. When we come back,

605
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:00,079
I want to play some of the
Bachelor Golden Bachelor audio and I'll do it

606
00:42:00,119 --> 00:42:02,679
for Doug who missed a lot of
the shows. I didn't know he didn't

607
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:06,639
watch. And then I've got an
announcement and I get my breast cancer think

608
00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:08,880
coming up stairs, Well let's do
your Yeah, let's do your announcement.

609
00:42:09,119 --> 00:42:12,280
Why don't we do the breast cancer
thing, and then we'll get into the

610
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,320
Golden Patcher. We'll do that next. A legal issue involving your family and

611
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Well, Doug I wound up because
I got something from Hulu saying that the

674
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Bachelor in Paradise, one of the
women has to go home. She has

675
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:23,000
an emergency, she's backed up,
she hasn't shit in nine days. Huh.

676
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,800
And that made he's thinking me,
well, because of the Bachelor and

677
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,320
the Bachelor, So I wound up
watching this whole show. And it's one

678
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of these where they bring a new
dude onto the island all the time.

679
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,639
So let's say you're vibing with some
chick and all of a sudden, Danny

680
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comes down and then Danny has a
date card, so he takes that chicken.

681
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You go off and soak, and
then she wants to come talk to

682
00:47:44,599 --> 00:47:47,679
you. What's the matter. I
just wasn't feeling it. It's like I

683
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:53,039
couldn't watch. But it just reminded
me of college. It was all the

684
00:47:53,159 --> 00:47:58,320
same. Even in college. I
thought, get the fuck over this,

685
00:47:58,679 --> 00:48:07,880
Jesus Christ. It's like we're on
a campus. There's lots of y a

686
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,440
fish out there. Well even that, but I get it. You get

687
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,159
a connection with somebody that yeah,
that's nice. You feel or maybe you

688
00:48:15,199 --> 00:48:17,480
feel like there's you know, there's
a little more to it than another and

689
00:48:17,559 --> 00:48:21,400
yeah, some things are just gonna
hit you where you're attracted to one person

690
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,679
more than the somebody else. It's
stuff whatever reason you see, like even

691
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:28,800
like your own kids go through stuff, you kind of like, yeah,

692
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,760
and that's where my thing is always
like, well, I'm not like you.

693
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:37,519
Man, time I get that I'm
not like you, and I go,

694
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:42,880
that's because I just don't care.
You gotta let not not not care.

695
00:48:43,079 --> 00:48:46,159
I do care, but at my
core for many things, not all

696
00:48:46,199 --> 00:48:51,320
things. I just figure. I
think as you grow older, you're gonna

697
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:55,400
learn the phrase you got to pick
your battles and understand what that means.

698
00:48:58,599 --> 00:49:00,880
All right, So now I'm getting
it. Just says plug the camera into

699
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,960
the board. The camera is plugged
into the board. So I don't know

700
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,239
why you would not have audio.
But he's saying there's no audio. So

701
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,960
this is who doesn't have audio.
I have no idea. I think it

702
00:49:12,039 --> 00:49:16,559
was before I know are at home
producer. But that's okay. That's obviously

703
00:49:16,599 --> 00:49:21,320
something got kept, something got fat
fingered there. And that's a good thing

704
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,760
because then when I go to do
promos and things. But I thought it

705
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,039
was working before, I don't.
I just got a text him and says,

706
00:49:25,039 --> 00:49:30,360
make sure you see me some of
these dunking doing you just say whatever,

707
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:34,039
body, I'm here for you?
Did you call it in number?

708
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,639
Driving here? So he text me
yesterday because bTB he calls it his order.

709
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:42,679
He texted me at noon he gonna
be in the night like it's dude,

710
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:49,519
bro, I don't know tore everything. I might show up. Uh.

711
00:49:49,559 --> 00:49:52,639
So they had a talent show on
The Golden Bachelor. Okay, okay,

712
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:57,400
so this they all had to come
out and they had some woman who

713
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,639
is a celebrity. But she's such
a celebrity. I've never seen or heard

714
00:50:00,639 --> 00:50:05,239
of this woman in my life.
Some of the women on the Goldman Bachelor

715
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,480
had heard of this person. Attractive. She looks like every other chick I

716
00:50:08,679 --> 00:50:13,920
saw when I went to Hollywood.
It's like every chick in LA. I'm

717
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,480
sure very nice. She's so it's
like a panel. It's her, It's

718
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,280
Gary, It's Gary. His name
is Gary, g E R R Y

719
00:50:20,639 --> 00:50:24,599
sitting in one end, this woman, and then who's the host who used

720
00:50:24,599 --> 00:50:29,559
to play football? Oh? Was
it a mangaalato Michael Strahan. No,

721
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,719
it's neither one of those guys.
He never played. I think in the

722
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:36,599
Jesse Palmer. Yes he was a
bachelor. Yes he was a bachelor,

723
00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:37,920
but he played football too, right, Yeah, he's a backup quarterback for

724
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:42,599
the Giants. Yeah, he also
went to Florida. So this is their

725
00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:45,719
panel now, Leslie, And the
reason I pulled this clip is she was

726
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:51,360
the one who's the dancer. She's
from Minnesota. She supposedly dated Prince.

727
00:50:51,519 --> 00:50:53,800
She says this song Sexy Dancer was
written about her. She wrote that at

728
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,360
the beginning. Yeah, I just
I'm gonna play this. Some of the

729
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,840
audio is just her gyrating around the
State's and doing her stuff. But they

730
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:06,559
intercut should break a hip? No
she doesn't. She really can't move.

731
00:51:06,679 --> 00:51:10,239
But they intercut some of these women
who are between the ages. I think

732
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:15,440
the youngest is sixty. Okay,
so the youngest is sixty and the oldest

733
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:19,679
is seventy five, So that's your
age range. And they intercut the comments

734
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:23,719
from the other women. Oh yeah, they're stabbing each other. Sleep there

735
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:34,159
you go. Here comes Lesslie.
She's working it done. You gotta see

736
00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:38,559
this. Now. I'm disappointed in
you because I thought for sure I saw

737
00:51:38,559 --> 00:51:42,679
the one episode of the preview.
They were playing pick a ball in the

738
00:51:42,679 --> 00:51:45,639
one girl felt like, brokay,
I'm like, I can't I get why

739
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:59,719
I didn't see that. I missed
that first comment to very talented answer.

740
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:05,440
But she got a little dirty there, a little sexy there. Yeah,

741
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,679
maybe it was a little bit without
a doubt. There was a couple of

742
00:52:08,679 --> 00:52:20,400
them on there. Yeah, I
also bake, I bake too that she

743
00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:27,320
shoves some kind of baked good in
his mouth and then kisses him. He

744
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:34,639
was diabetic on the floor. So
then, uh, this other chick,

745
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,679
the blonde woman, attractive blonde woman. I said to Doug, some of

746
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:42,840
these women have had so much work
done, like so much botox and stuff

747
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,920
that they start to look almost dudish, like their faces look paralyzed. But

748
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,039
it's almost like one looks like Caitlyn
Jenner and there stretch bag and then yeah,

749
00:52:53,159 --> 00:52:58,519
so much making. They have the
lights. It's just sweating. I'm

750
00:52:58,559 --> 00:53:00,280
like, you poor thing, you
can wanna lose it. You're gonna cry,

751
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:05,360
You're gonna you're gonna you're gonna botch
your plass surgery. Jab. So

752
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,320
this chick, Joan had to come
out, and Joan had to do a

753
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:12,880
She says she has no talent,
so she's very nervous they keep talking her.

754
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,400
She's nervous and she's so she comes
out and she made a poem for

755
00:53:15,519 --> 00:53:19,840
Gary. All right, I just
want to remind everyone again, but they

756
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:24,599
were very so you're missing when you
watch an Anne of Stephanie's. Yeah,

757
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:37,159
listen to please walk into the stage. Joan Jesse Potter, Joan, I'm

758
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:42,360
cary this stomach. I have to
cocker the spirit of being on stage.

759
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,639
They do that cutaway thing and then
hopefully if they's a nice dinner tonight,

760
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:51,119
that would be always, so somebody's
going to dinner. My name is Joan

761
00:53:51,119 --> 00:53:53,440
and I'm from Rockville, Maryland.
I am kind of scared demand stage,

762
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,679
so I am totally out of my
comfort zone. But Gary, I want

763
00:53:57,679 --> 00:54:00,239
you to know you gotta watch this
chick because she doesn't look like out of

764
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:04,000
her comfort zone. She's throwing her
offshop, she's doing her things. She

765
00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:07,599
bows at the end like full on, to the point where she could probably

766
00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:10,679
kiss her own ass. Finally came
to a stop and they told me to

767
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:15,840
get out. Really, Gary's that
many steps away is all I could shout.

768
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,920
A long, tight dress and four
inch high heels that already started to

769
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:25,239
hurt my barly goal was to reach
Gary without planting myself in the dirt.

770
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,440
Now, each time I get the
chance to talk with our sweet Gary,

771
00:54:30,679 --> 00:54:35,679
my handshake a little less because he
makes things not so scary. Ah See,

772
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,760
he makes things less scary today when
I don't use a razor. So

773
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:47,360
I'm nice beaking Gary. Jesus,
I hope you can see that being on

774
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,840
this stage could really give me the
blues, and that you'll give me some

775
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:55,440
extra point for just not vomiting on
your shoes. That was the name of

776
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:59,320
the poem, was vomit on your
shoes. Oh yeah, so she tied

777
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,800
it all together. At the end, he does take her on the date.

778
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:07,960
Yeah, So they wind up going
to dinner, but she has a

779
00:55:08,079 --> 00:55:13,760
problem in her family. She mentions
to him that her husband had died about

780
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,519
two and a half years ago.
Her daughter just had a gave birth fifteen

781
00:55:17,599 --> 00:55:22,519
days prior to her coming on the
show, but it was a tough berth.

782
00:55:22,559 --> 00:55:25,280
They wound up having to have a
C section. And then she allegedly

783
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:31,719
gets a call and she tells her
daughter she's coming home. That's who I

784
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:37,199
had winning this, I know,
Yes, So Joan leaves Joan rhymes with

785
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:43,320
bone, by the way, and
Moan and the Throne, and if you

786
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,360
like Abbot's, it also rhymes with
cone. So that's Joan. Well,

787
00:55:47,559 --> 00:55:52,280
Joan is. Joan is not She
did not win, she does not stay.

788
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,920
But then I had to grab some
of this stuff. This is she

789
00:55:57,039 --> 00:56:07,760
talks about Gary fixed her heart.
She's like Gary, yeah, but the

790
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:14,239
best is Gary. They show Gary
crying as she's leaving because he had Oh

791
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,440
he's crying. She's crying. By
the way, I'm watching this guy and

792
00:56:17,519 --> 00:56:22,679
he's so calm and so nice to
these women. And I'm going, I

793
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:28,079
can't tell because I'm gonna play this
clip and there's some buzzwords. I feel

794
00:56:28,079 --> 00:56:32,480
like, did the producers tell him
use these words? Or is this how

795
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:37,280
he really speaks? I do think
this is really his demeanor though, And

796
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,679
I go, boy, he's a
girl dad like, he's very calm,

797
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:44,239
listens, hey, what's going on? Like just had An just had a

798
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,079
nice way about him, And that's
what the women are digging. I'm disappointed

799
00:56:47,079 --> 00:56:52,840
that Joan left, but even though
it's difficult for both of us, so

800
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,960
that she's doing the right thing.
You know, I've absorbed and processed this

801
00:56:57,119 --> 00:57:01,079
news. Now I've absorbed and processed
this news. So I go, she's

802
00:57:01,199 --> 00:57:05,960
leaving the show. You went on
one date? Now, what what are

803
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,960
the adds are? Okay, there's
gonna be down to one winner and if

804
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:13,159
it doesn't work out. And a
few months later we hear jo Gary found

805
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:19,199
Joan that you know, the radys
go sky high, and I gotta say,

806
00:57:19,639 --> 00:57:23,039
next year, you know they're gonna
have three verses and have the seventy

807
00:57:23,119 --> 00:57:29,039
year old woman checking out twenty two
different guys and it's gonna be one episode.

808
00:57:29,039 --> 00:57:30,599
And she goes, Okay, who's
got over a million dollars in a

809
00:57:30,639 --> 00:57:34,440
bank account? One? Two,
three? Okay, everybody else canna leave

810
00:57:35,199 --> 00:57:37,039
you? Twelve roses, doesn't matter, it's coming out of these three.

811
00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:40,599
Now drop your pants. We're gonna
make this real quick and easy. Now

812
00:57:40,679 --> 00:57:45,519
listen to Thursday's Day Down on ABC. Listen to what Gary says after this

813
00:57:45,519 --> 00:57:51,000
this baby laugh, it's time to
move on. Today. I'm spending the

814
00:57:51,079 --> 00:57:58,519
day with Ellen. Wow. It's
almost like it's almost like when somebody loses

815
00:57:58,519 --> 00:58:00,159
a doll I'll just buy it on
the car. That's what it is.

816
00:58:01,159 --> 00:58:06,840
I was like, that's you'd weep
over your dog at least yeah, probably,

817
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:12,960
which sounds like he did. Yeah, alright, that's carries on.

818
00:58:13,719 --> 00:58:16,679
But then uh, Teresa and Kathy. So Kathy is the one that I

819
00:58:16,719 --> 00:58:22,079
think looks like Caitlyn Jenner. Teresa's
she does, dude, I got show

820
00:58:22,119 --> 00:58:24,360
you does she not? Yeah?
You look at him at the end of

821
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,320
the show, like you say,
er that lights is sweating. Yeah,

822
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:32,679
it's like and so Teresa. Teresa's
been bragging about her her dates with with

823
00:58:32,719 --> 00:58:36,480
that. But listen to this.
This is the stuff I go. We

824
00:58:36,559 --> 00:58:40,679
never grow up, we just grow
up. This past week, I've barely

825
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:46,679
had any one on one time with
Gary phenomenal, so did Ellen. Now

826
00:58:47,719 --> 00:58:52,719
it gets more difficult to see him
form connections because you know, I really

827
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:57,239
don't know what he has with other
women. I know it's a different into

828
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:04,039
ros ceremony with that didn't find out
only want everybody to get a fair shot.

829
00:59:04,079 --> 00:59:07,559
So now she's talking Like with Kathy
in the kitchen, it was absolutely

830
00:59:07,599 --> 00:59:12,559
just everybody's kind of milling around and
styling the whole time. He was talking

831
00:59:12,559 --> 00:59:17,480
about the future. When you put
any group of people together away saying things,

832
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:23,760
it's almost like they can't help themselves
coming out people doing things that maybe

833
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:32,800
aren't as my mother would have said
the best corn. No, this is

834
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,119
no. This is the one that
looks like I was at the point where,

835
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,199
okay, let's do it. I
said, okay, let's let's let's

836
00:59:39,199 --> 00:59:43,039
do it. I said, let's
go. I don't want to do that.

837
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:51,000
I think she thinks she's got this. Basically she's gonna win. Who

838
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,280
the hell is she? See what
you're missing out on all things? I

839
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:58,360
saw him taped. Okay, okay, and then you got this last part

840
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:04,440
where to gets cornered by another woman
and goes listen, you're making her feel

841
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,920
bad about shallow here. You know
they had to come. Oh but this,

842
01:00:07,199 --> 01:00:09,400
this is the drama. So now
I figured one of them would have

843
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:15,440
a drinking problem because I think it's
all free booze on there. Kathy gets

844
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:19,480
a rose because she has a conversation
with Gary. I think this might be

845
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:24,000
the things to themselves. But April
was really being protective of Chaffy. Yeah,

846
01:00:24,039 --> 01:00:29,840
so April's like in her face,
bad words between us. I'm confused

847
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,960
by what. Now They're going to
cut to Kathy, who's on a date

848
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:38,000
with Gary, and she tells everybody, yeah, my god. She starts

849
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,679
showing a picture of her dad when
she was thirty and she starts crying because

850
01:00:40,719 --> 01:00:45,639
she told me how to work hard, hard work and being a good person.

851
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:50,159
And my dad taught me the same
thing. Anytime I think of that,

852
01:00:50,559 --> 01:00:53,519
you know what I think of but
not Ryan think of a nice cold

853
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:57,559
beer right after the hard work,
had a rough day, Oh you have,

854
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:01,079
what's the matter? Honestly, twenty
four hours or so, I pad

855
01:01:01,079 --> 01:01:08,480
a lot of meanness, and I'm
just you know, people aren't necessarily very

856
01:01:08,599 --> 01:01:12,960
nice. You know, you're suck
it up. You're seventy years old,

857
01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:20,599
you know, just figured this ship
out now, So I'm going to disband

858
01:01:20,639 --> 01:01:22,400
everybody else and just go with you
and make your life happy for the rest

859
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:28,039
of the god your existence. So
they both got roses and they're moving on

860
01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:30,280
and who the fuck knows. And
I'm sick of this because I'm mad at

861
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:36,280
you that he didn't watch it.
Here's the thing. Yeah, they add

862
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,519
a wrinkle to this. I just
thought of this, so she get a

863
01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:44,719
wrinkle. I met this girl last
week. She had a great story and

864
01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:47,559
the hell of a bucket list.
You wouldn't believe this one, you know,

865
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:51,400
So don't you talk. This is
true too. Can you please tell

866
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:52,599
this to it? Okay, I'll
tell this. Okay, go all right.

867
01:01:52,679 --> 01:01:55,559
So I said this bar, I
didn't know what you're gonna tell me.

868
01:01:58,679 --> 01:02:01,440
Good. So I'm in bar.
This is true and I had my

869
01:02:02,599 --> 01:02:06,679
this better be true, and you're
true. This is true. This is

870
01:02:06,679 --> 01:02:10,440
a fucking note said that last night
because you're working on material. I am,

871
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:15,280
but this is no material. So
this older woman between sixty five and

872
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,719
seven, he comes up to me
and she goes, where are you going?

873
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:22,679
So dressed up? I go,
I'm going to my bartend on Friday

874
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:23,440
night, said going to forest.
So she goes, oh, I have

875
01:02:23,519 --> 01:02:28,840
to come out there and plan a
need. I need a funeral catered.

876
01:02:29,039 --> 01:02:32,119
I'm like, oh, who who
passed away? She goes, I am.

877
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,719
She goes, I have flung cancer
and I only have six months.

878
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:42,679
Lug sorry, and I swear to
She goes, I gotta do that and

879
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,960
got All I wanted to do is
get fucked one last time before I die.

880
01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:49,159
And I go, really, this
was in the scene him fight club

881
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:53,559
and you've got to be kidd She
goes, she has her hand out.

882
01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:58,199
She goes, what I'm looking for
is girth And I'm like, sweetheart,

883
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:04,280
you're not gonna believe but this is
your keep back. I no, I

884
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,480
love them old. She goes,
you gotta be kidding me. I'm like,

885
01:03:06,519 --> 01:03:07,719
no, I mean, hey,
if that's your bucket list, you're

886
01:03:07,719 --> 01:03:10,880
gonna die in six months. You
know, we can probably work something.

887
01:03:12,719 --> 01:03:15,440
Her girlfriend, who's just as old
as her, gets up out of the

888
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:20,559
barstool, turns her to her and
starts smacking her on the side of the

889
01:03:20,639 --> 01:03:22,519
cheeks, going stop it. This
is impolite. I'm like, oh,

890
01:03:22,519 --> 01:03:29,840
that's not so bad. You really
have no idea here, No, it's

891
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:31,360
not And and I'm like, i
gotta go. I can't deal with this

892
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:34,320
right now. But I'm like,
oh, maybe I'll see you there.

893
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,280
But whether she was joking or not, yeah, that that did happen,

894
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,239
Okay, I mean if you work
that into a stage piece, you know.

895
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:43,440
Yeah. I mean, if you
had a bucket list and you only

896
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:49,320
had six months and you wanted to
it's not a bucket list list. I'm

897
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,960
like, this can't be happening.
And everybody and the few people I've told

898
01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:53,559
like okay, and I'm like,
and what, well, where's the punch.

899
01:03:53,639 --> 01:03:55,760
I'm like, no, this has
happened. They're kidding. I'm like,

900
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,480
no, this actually happened. Why
me? Why me? I don't,

901
01:03:59,599 --> 01:04:03,199
I don't why these fingers? Yeah, short and staggy, I can

902
01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:05,760
carry your toes. Well that kind
of ties into my idea that I had

903
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:09,519
for the Bachelor. Yeah, the
Golden Bachelor. Okay, so check this

904
01:04:09,559 --> 01:04:12,199
out. It's always one bachelor,
right, But these girls, you just

905
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,239
brought up the fact that they all
get free booste. What if they put

906
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:18,440
in like this good looking bartender who's
also on the show, and he served

907
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:23,000
him drinks and they confided him and
they start talking to him, and then

908
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,880
before you know it, they're starting
to lose hope in the Bachelor, and

909
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:30,119
then they hook up with the bartender. Boom, there you go. Boom.

910
01:04:30,159 --> 01:04:32,159
I mean that's another record. I
mean west because we've seen the same

911
01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:40,920
episode, the same show for twenty
three years. Or have twenty two bachelors

912
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,039
and twenty two women. I think
each day you have a different date until

913
01:04:44,039 --> 01:04:46,639
you expeed twenty two days. Yeah. I think that's called mont Connery's on

914
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:54,920
Friday. Nay, all right,
Well, Doug has an event coming up

915
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:59,559
this Saturday. Can just anybody come? And oh, anybody can come?

916
01:04:59,639 --> 01:05:04,639
Okay, what's the event? It's
my thirteenth annual Breast Cancer Coalition Breast cancer.

917
01:05:05,239 --> 01:05:10,519
Doug thought breast cancer, but it
just happened to be a peanut eminem

918
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:16,559
You do underneath my from watching this
for forty work and I'll do all this

919
01:05:16,599 --> 01:05:23,280
fun shit. It's this serious thirteen
years. You do a lot of work.

920
01:05:23,639 --> 01:05:26,960
That's really nice. You do a
lot because you did the golf turn

921
01:05:27,039 --> 01:05:29,800
and then the golf because COVID people
said, I don't want to be inside

922
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,639
yep. So I'm like, I'm
not stopping my event because it's COVID thing

923
01:05:32,559 --> 01:05:35,199
now that I didn't believe in it. You wear masks, but you're a

924
01:05:35,239 --> 01:05:39,400
rebel if you if you stop it, it's not coming back. And you

925
01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:44,199
get the get it going against too
tough or you get too tired. Wasn't

926
01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:45,880
any business with Danny and I had
a meeting today. The whole thing was

927
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,679
like COVID just really screwed things up? Did it also brought up new opportunity

928
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:55,679
pew Yeah for smart people. So
it's a bowl roll Lanes and Henrietta.

929
01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:00,840
All proceeds go to the breastcast Coalition
Rochester, which they just had their gala

930
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:08,280
last week that I was the comedy
relief at the Carlson Comedy and that went

931
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:12,760
really great. And this last year
we raised thirty six thousand between the two

932
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:16,360
events and Dave's tipnight yesterday at Noonan's
and then this Saturday, all the lanes

933
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,119
are filled knock on Wood that will
probably have two to three hundred and if

934
01:06:21,119 --> 01:06:25,599
you want to just come out and
buy some Raffle tickets, there's probably gonna

935
01:06:25,599 --> 01:06:28,599
be one hundred and twenty hundred and
forty. Last year I had one hundred

936
01:06:28,599 --> 01:06:30,480
and seventy five Raffle prize believer or
not. I did not think I had

937
01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:35,239
that many until we unloaded everything and
then we've got we have got a playing

938
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:40,480
card poker Raffle, So twenty dollars
to get you card. It's got a

939
01:06:40,519 --> 01:06:43,400
casino. There's six decks or all
different casinos. You got to match up

940
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,480
everything including the back and you get
half. We get half. Okay,

941
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,119
I got a red card. It's
an age. It's a eight of hearts

942
01:06:50,119 --> 01:06:53,920
and you're staying at the Blagio and
then we have a table. Last year

943
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:57,280
we had ten grand prizes. This
year we have twenty two. Right now,

944
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:04,159
between one hundred dollars give certificates to
places like mister Dominic's Tony D's Gray

945
01:07:04,239 --> 01:07:10,239
House. We had three or four
buffalo bills packages. Wow, handmade quilt

946
01:07:10,239 --> 01:07:12,960
with buffalo bills and throat pillows for
a king sized bed. So you're not

947
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,760
gonna be cold this winter. Yeah, maybe something for I got a king

948
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:19,199
shoppies. No, I'm not kidding. I know I said that really pervertedly,

949
01:07:19,519 --> 01:07:21,840
but I do. I have a
king sized bad oh rat, that's

950
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:27,920
right. I only sleep on one
little side of the heart. No,

951
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:31,360
No, it's not a broken one, yes, right down the center on

952
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,679
that side. It's the cold side. It's very very awful over there.

953
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:40,639
No one stays there. Well,
so we'll have uh have free pizza and

954
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:44,400
the prizes and I'll be playing music
and on the mic, and we're gonna

955
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:48,280
be presenting somebody with a canvas so
they're gold sponsor, which is one thousand

956
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:53,519
dollars donation. And uh, a
lot of a lot of effort in putting

957
01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:57,199
these things. I would part of
some charities myself over the years, and

958
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,480
uh man, it's a lot of
work. It Yeah, started early.

959
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:04,320
You don't wait for everything to the
end. Did you know how to do

960
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:08,199
this? No? No, I
just started not get endoors. Yeah,

961
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:11,400
and then I've been learning and tweaking
it every year, just a little bit

962
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:14,840
here and there. I think it's
always better to not know because I think

963
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:19,000
sometimes until you're in it and you
keep that determination I want to do this.

964
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:21,920
But if you if you're hit at
the beginning, like hey man,

965
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,520
take this on, it's gonna be
an awful lot. I don't know,

966
01:08:27,239 --> 01:08:29,479
you know, you may not do
it. And that that's where I think

967
01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:34,119
it's it's great when you go in
almost with i'll call it childlike negativity.

968
01:08:38,319 --> 01:08:41,479
I was thinking, I was thinking
Nativity and attack. Yeah, but you

969
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:45,199
know what I mean, the baby
Jesus. Yes, being naive is wonderful

970
01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:49,000
in those situations. Like a kid. A kid just does it right,

971
01:08:49,159 --> 01:08:51,800
right. Yeah, So I think
that's great. Yeah, And every year

972
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:56,680
there's something that comes in that makes
a great surprise and you just kind of

973
01:08:56,680 --> 01:09:00,680
get the energy to keep going.
Yeah. I went to one of the

974
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,520
local supermarkets. I don't want to
say which one, but I'm like,

975
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,800
look, I know you give all
your stuff to the Unani way, but

976
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:09,319
I know there's a back room of
stuff. And a few weeks later,

977
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:12,880
the gentleman his wife had died of
breast cancer, and I got a golf

978
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:15,520
bag two d fifty dollar culture golf
bag. Wow, wow, all right,

979
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:20,319
hey, now, so just it's
amazing. And last Wednesday, the

980
01:09:20,399 --> 01:09:25,920
day before the gala, the Carlson
I picked up a ride. Cindy was

981
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:30,039
her name, and uh, I
forget how you know what's going on.

982
01:09:30,119 --> 01:09:31,520
I'm like, I'm gonna do some
comedy mar I believe it or Adam,

983
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:36,319
you know, headlining a fundraiser for
breast cancer colalution. She goes, Oh

984
01:09:36,359 --> 01:09:41,960
my god, my mother just became
a survivor last last month. Thank you

985
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,079
for everything you do. And if
she was in uh, I don't know,

986
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:51,199
real Pakistan. She was a student
from across the way to rit She

987
01:09:51,199 --> 01:09:55,760
goes. If I would have been
in my original country, my mother probably

988
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,279
would have died because they didn't have
the medicine there. I'm like, you

989
01:09:58,279 --> 01:10:01,279
know, it's amazing. Thank me, And it's amazing. What is touched

990
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,800
Yeah, you know, getting more
and more in a year after year.

991
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:08,319
It's just keep it up. You're
gonna get touched up by cancer, but

992
01:10:08,319 --> 01:10:14,560
by somebody thinking you I never had
a wish he told me, goes,

993
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,359
you know you're not gonna get laid
because you're raising money for Briscus, I'm

994
01:10:16,359 --> 01:10:19,359
like, that's not the point.
I'm like, love your friends, because

995
01:10:19,359 --> 01:10:23,479
that's not come on, man,
we all know you. That's exactly every

996
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:26,439
one of them, and you would
say it to us. I know,

997
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:30,880
I want to you know, it's
hey, man, it's I like having

998
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,520
a good party and I charge I
know him to hey, come out and

999
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:38,119
just having a phenomenal time. The
only thing that I will say that,

1000
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:43,520
uh, I think you can tell
a lot about a person's sincerity is their

1001
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,680
consistency. You've been doing this for
thirteen years. That's over a decade.

1002
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:50,840
That's a lot. That's a lot, and so for that alone, it's

1003
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:55,039
only at that point can we start
making the jokes right, because in the

1004
01:10:55,079 --> 01:10:59,279
beginning it may be true. Now
you've proven us wrong. So it's funny.

1005
01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:04,159
I've never you know, anybody events
knows. I've tried. I will

1006
01:11:04,239 --> 01:11:09,359
take a moment when we come back. Maybe we try to check him with

1007
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:12,640
Race and Randy to find out what
he's up to. And I know Fat's

1008
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,720
got a Fats was telling this story
too before we got on. I don't

1009
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:25,840
know if that remembers the story about
dating and yeah, and then anything you

1010
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:29,279
want to say about you know bladder
cancer. I mean, look all this

1011
01:11:29,359 --> 01:11:32,960
stuff. I think it raises awareness
for every Like I know it's a breast

1012
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:40,159
cancers that she get checked out doctor. Yeah, definitely get checked out,

1013
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:44,039
get your prostate checked, get your
call and check, get everything checked.

1014
01:11:44,319 --> 01:11:45,520
Check, check, check, check. Make sure it's a doctor and not

1015
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:50,000
behind a dumpster. I mean,
hey, whatever, bro, if if

1016
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:57,760
somebody wants to prostate, I had
my prostate check last week. The doctor

1017
01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:00,119
was down there for half an hour. Really where his part was he was

1018
01:12:00,159 --> 01:12:05,800
my dentist. We'll see what happened
Saturday night. But hey, do wrong

1019
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:17,279
cavity? I said a molar.
I never turned my head in my life.

1020
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:21,000
I didn't say put a mole in
there, I said molar. I

1021
01:12:21,039 --> 01:12:26,600
said a bud light, not a
butt light. This is getting stupid,

1022
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:31,079
but it's always Yeah. I love
when it's stupid. I'm more aware of

1023
01:12:31,079 --> 01:12:36,680
cancer than I ever had before.
All right, we'll get to all that.

1024
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:42,000
But first, Block Marine Company,
Rochester's original craft brewery, has a

1025
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,520
lot of things happening at their beer
hall. Have you been there to ninety

1026
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,199
seven Railroad Street. You gotta check
it out. They've got the beer hall

1027
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:50,800
sessions every Thursday, this month.
I like to say Thursdays in October.

1028
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:56,159
That was an old radio thing.
But lu de Petro's playing there this Thursday.

1029
01:12:56,359 --> 01:13:00,520
Very talented, and he has stickers
that say I was listening to Lewiston

1030
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,359
before all these other dweebs. That
sticker makes me laugh. You can probably

1031
01:13:03,359 --> 01:13:06,560
get it when you see him Thursday
night. Now, I'm not gonna tell

1032
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:09,720
you what to do, but I'd
like to make a suggestion, and I've

1033
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,920
never steered wrong. Here's what I
would do. I would head down to

1034
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:15,039
the Beer Hall Thursday night, get
in there. I'd take a look at

1035
01:13:15,039 --> 01:13:18,880
the new fall menu. I would
decide between the wood fired mac and cheese

1036
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:23,800
pizza or the Buffalo chicken mac and
cheese pizza, or maybe I'd just get

1037
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,960
both. And then I'd pair it
up with one of the delicious beers that

1038
01:13:27,079 --> 01:13:30,560
Roorbock makes. Maybe they're a new
one, the Golden Ticket. Have you

1039
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:33,800
heard about the Golden Ticket. It's
golden stout with coffee, chocolate, raspberry

1040
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:38,039
and vanilla. Delicious. And then
I would sit back, relax and listen

1041
01:13:38,279 --> 01:13:42,359
to Lewis de Petro from six to
nine every Thursday at the Beer Hall.

1042
01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:45,199
Could be great for a date.
Night, even if you're dating yourself.

1043
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:49,479
Robock Brewing Company providing you a little
escape at the Railroad Street Beer Hall,

1044
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:56,159
Roarbock Brewing Company, Rochester's original craft
brewery. Mackam All Trades. The name

1045
01:13:56,399 --> 01:14:00,520
says it all five eight five two
O two nine two eighteen and mackab Alltrades

1046
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:04,479
dot Net. bTB would fire pizza
and grill on the mall at Grease Ridge.

1047
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:09,399
We've been telling you for a while
about their outstanding pizza deal, A

1048
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:15,239
large one topping pizza ten bucks on
Tuesdays and Fridays. Great specials this month

1049
01:14:15,279 --> 01:14:18,079
too. I highly recommend the French
dip burger halfpound burger topped with mushrooms,

1050
01:14:18,119 --> 01:14:23,920
sauteed onions, top round provolone.
Can you taste it on btb's signature role

1051
01:14:24,199 --> 01:14:29,359
that's topped with Provoloney's right on top
of the bun as well and caraway seeds

1052
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:31,199
and it's all melted in there.
It's delicious. You get the aju.

1053
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:35,199
It's perfect. Holidays right around the
corner. Maybe you're planning a party,

1054
01:14:35,359 --> 01:14:41,960
whether it be neighborhood party, work
related party, client related party, family,

1055
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:45,119
really it doesn't matter. bTB has
a room that holds up to sixty

1056
01:14:45,119 --> 01:14:47,359
five people, which is perfect for
a holiday party. All you need to

1057
01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:50,920
do is order one of their catering
packages and you can find them all at

1058
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:57,600
bTB rock that's btbroc dot com.
Lock that down for the holidays before somebody

1059
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,720
else does, because it is perfect
and the food there second to none.

1060
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,840
And of course, if you're watching
the game, where else are you gonna

1061
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,119
go? Fifty TV's not a bad
seat in the house. Come on,

1062
01:15:05,279 --> 01:15:10,800
baby, betb in the mall at
grease Ridge, Cobblestone on Maine dot com.

1063
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:16,720
Manscaped they're always improving their products.
Manscaped Lawnmower five point zero, Oh

1064
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:23,159
yeah, with a new close blade
for you to get in and really trim

1065
01:15:23,239 --> 01:15:26,840
up, keep things nice and tight. It's called manscaping for a reason.

1066
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:30,840
And Manscaped it's got it all covered
from the tip of your head to your

1067
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:34,720
hairy toes. They can help you
keep it all under control, and you'll

1068
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:40,520
get twenty percent off when you use
the code Bill twenty. That's Bill twenty

1069
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:46,960
for twenty percent off at manscaped dot
com. All right, gentlemen and ladies,

1070
01:15:47,279 --> 01:15:50,199
and this time, keep your hands
and feet inside the kite till the

1071
01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:55,760
ride comes. A complete stop.
We are session fourth right now, beautiful

1072
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:58,520
Tuesday night. The man to my
left, you know him, you love

1073
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,279
him. You can't get enough of
them, all the way from Alabama,

1074
01:16:00,359 --> 01:16:04,359
Bama, Lama ladies, get your
extinguishers ready. He's a five alum fire

1075
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:09,560
six foot two as a blue six
figures in counting the one, the only

1076
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:17,560
mister beam whoa I always loved this
song for Joe Cocker. Oh yeah,

1077
01:16:18,039 --> 01:16:23,359
who was uh not and a half
weeks half weeks and a half inches?

1078
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:26,279
Oh on a good day when I
wake up in the morning, wood knock

1079
01:16:26,319 --> 01:16:30,039
on what you better believe it?
Baby? This is when Mickey Yorke looked

1080
01:16:30,039 --> 01:16:33,760
normal right before boxing and playing or
York Rourke. York is the guy from

1081
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:38,359
the three and five story. Huh, Mickey work probably has multiple families too.

1082
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:41,199
Mickey Rourke though, Man, what
was the movie he did as the

1083
01:16:41,319 --> 01:16:44,359
Wrestler? No, The Wrestler was
good. But there's another movie out.

1084
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,560
I think I don't know when many
people have seen it. I believe it's

1085
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:51,800
on Netflix. I think it's called
The Assassin. And so he moves into

1086
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:58,560
just some residential neighborhood. He's a
retired CIA guy. He's dying and he's

1087
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:01,439
going to kill all the people that
and befriends of kid in the neighbor.

1088
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:06,199
It's a really like sweetheart warming.
I enjoyed it movie. I think Sarah

1089
01:17:06,239 --> 01:17:11,920
Silverman's in it as the mom of
this single mom with this teenage kid.

1090
01:17:12,079 --> 01:17:15,920
Yeah, so I think she's hot, Sarah Silverman, What the hell are

1091
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:26,000
you doing that? Well, I'm
gonna have to practice introducing again because the

1092
01:17:26,039 --> 01:17:30,720
big announcement is that, uh,
Dougie Fresher Doug Phelps December seventh to ninth,

1093
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:39,720
I will be hosting at the Carlson
Comedy Class Dyslexic, So this will

1094
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:43,640
be my first time doing it.
I got the news yesterday with Mark and

1095
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:46,760
Patino. I'm sorry, gonna work
on that one too, to get that

1096
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:50,439
one right so you can see all
the uh I'll be doing five or six,

1097
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:57,439
five to seven minutes to stand up
any more. Mark Appatitis. Yeah,

1098
01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:03,399
the well, Carlson's Comedy Ladies and
Gentlemen. It's not ABC or D

1099
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:10,840
but it's more kippe title. I'm
getting paid with free parking pizza slice.

1100
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,760
Oh god, that's so funny.
So if you find me funny, on

1101
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:20,079
here, come on out. Oh
this is gonna be great. Five shows

1102
01:18:20,119 --> 01:18:25,960
and go to Carlsoncomedy dot com for
tickets. Yeah, all right, very

1103
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,760
good. I think that's great.
I hope you you guys can make it.

1104
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:31,079
It's right in the front row.
Yeah, I thought they like comics.

1105
01:18:31,079 --> 01:18:36,000
Don't like their friends sitting in the
front row. We're friends. Please

1106
01:18:36,039 --> 01:18:41,479
wear the hat. I got new
material. I don't know. I want

1107
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,359
you to sit in back. I'm
trying to fix one of these cameras.

1108
01:18:44,399 --> 01:18:46,720
I don't is it mine? No, yea in the software, chained down

1109
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:51,039
it or something. There we go
there. I'm not looking my best today.

1110
01:18:51,199 --> 01:18:57,520
Too many shots last night. I'm
not a young man anymore. Put

1111
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:01,439
me in coach. They got this
new medication called Cheers, where you take

1112
01:19:01,479 --> 01:19:03,880
three of these pills after you've done
drinking. You won't feel anything the next

1113
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:10,720
morning, good or bad. Really
called Cheers, and it's it's got gluted

1114
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:15,239
thiamine and it basically it eliminates the
hangover. Okay, yeah, I think

1115
01:19:15,239 --> 01:19:18,279
you can get it. Walmart.
Never heard of such a thing, right,

1116
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:23,319
yeah, I never heard of video. I'll send you a picture.

1117
01:19:23,479 --> 01:19:27,800
Yeah, let me so. Danny
did send me this. And it's only

1118
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:32,720
funny because Fats was just talking about
dating and what was the rule six six

1119
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:38,119
feet six feet? But first of
all, we're the rule six is it's

1120
01:19:38,199 --> 01:19:43,319
the it's some ridiculous rule that you
see on the internet for women dating nowadays.

1121
01:19:43,399 --> 01:19:45,840
They're like, oh, if a
man wants to get with me,

1122
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:50,159
he's got to have the three sixes, six feet six inches and six figures.

1123
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:56,640
And you know that literally is like
zero point zero seven percent of the

1124
01:19:56,680 --> 01:20:00,479
male population. So good fucking luckily, what if I got eight in and

1125
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:06,199
five figures. Yeah, that's what
I borrow some column, give a little

1126
01:20:06,199 --> 01:20:10,279
the column baby, and me come
on, I take the chicken and the

1127
01:20:10,359 --> 01:20:14,159
rice and the tepioca pudding. I
mean, I did say fellas for a

1128
01:20:14,159 --> 01:20:15,920
while there, I was, I
was, I had all three and then

1129
01:20:16,119 --> 01:20:19,000
I don't know, I ran into
a lawnmowerrow. I got a fan and

1130
01:20:19,039 --> 01:20:28,399
a circular fan of five minutes trying
to give yourself. But Danny did send

1131
01:20:28,399 --> 01:20:32,279
me something that I think is interesting. Uh. I started to watch it

1132
01:20:32,319 --> 01:20:34,239
and I thought, well, let
me just do it on the on the

1133
01:20:34,279 --> 01:20:39,880
podcasting. Just give mymous reaction about
it. Let me get uh, this

1134
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:44,199
is the reason why young people are
terrified to date in this generation. I

1135
01:20:44,239 --> 01:20:47,159
think from now. The title says
people, I think this is about young

1136
01:20:47,239 --> 01:20:54,319
men being afraid to date, And
yeah, I think that there's a lot

1137
01:20:54,359 --> 01:20:58,000
that can be said. And I
have said on here and I will stand

1138
01:20:58,039 --> 01:21:00,600
by this. And I don't know
that it's a popular state. But I've

1139
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,800
had women who listen to the podcast
reach out to me and go, I

1140
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:09,359
agree. I don't know anything a
man can say. One accusation against a

1141
01:21:09,359 --> 01:21:13,439
woman that actually gets alters her life, will alter her life. There is

1142
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,720
an accusation that a woman can make
against a man and it only needs to

1143
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:19,079
be one and it will absolutely alter
his life. That has happened many many

1144
01:21:19,159 --> 01:21:25,760
times in our modern society right now
today. So I don't know. I

1145
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:30,640
think that that does play It's unfortunate. I think sometimes, you know,

1146
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,680
you got to have some decorum about
you. You should always be I like

1147
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,399
to think as a guy, a
gentleman. And you know, if the

1148
01:21:36,439 --> 01:21:41,119
word no ever comes up, don't
even pretend that it's a playful. Know

1149
01:21:41,319 --> 01:21:44,680
these days, like you know,
no, remember the old no means yes,

1150
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:48,880
like no stop? Right, you
know, well if you hear no,

1151
01:21:49,039 --> 01:21:54,880
stop and any inflection right fucking stop. Yeah, right, you know,

1152
01:21:55,039 --> 01:21:59,319
unless you're pretty secure in the relationship, I would assume. But it'll

1153
01:21:59,359 --> 01:22:01,039
be interesting. But who is this
guy? Is he somebody? He's a

1154
01:22:01,039 --> 01:22:03,840
psychologist? It like a podcast,
one of those you know, uh,

1155
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:08,479
I think, like on the interepmentary
podcast. Yeah, it's it doesn't say

1156
01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:11,840
it's it's like Business Tips International or
something. Think, here we go doing

1157
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:15,600
the approaching. People will judge many
men, at least one in five men

1158
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,640
that do that as being harasses.
But everybody understands that if the guys don't

1159
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:21,239
make the first move, nothing's going
to happen. If guys do make the

1160
01:22:21,239 --> 01:22:24,439
first move, they're scared of being
me too. Girls are scared of being

1161
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:27,199
approached by guys that they don't know, but also still know that they need

1162
01:22:27,199 --> 01:22:29,800
the guys to make the first move
eighty six percent of the time. Because

1163
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:32,880
that's a percentage. I was like
this in that fucking interest that there is

1164
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:35,920
a question about why young people aren't
dating quite so much at the moment.

1165
01:22:38,239 --> 01:22:41,119
A study showed that eighty six percent
of women say they want a man to

1166
01:22:41,119 --> 01:22:44,680
make the first move. A different
study said that fifty percent of men say

1167
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,520
that they're afraid of making the first
move for being seen as creepy. Okay,

1168
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:50,720
that's hurt. Okay, So I
just I wanted to catch the beginning

1169
01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:56,560
because it's on a loop that I
can't I couldn't pause. Uh that that's

1170
01:22:56,600 --> 01:23:03,359
an interesting commentary for sure, because
I do think that in traditional society it

1171
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:09,600
usually was the guy. But I
mean, Doug, do you usually approach

1172
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,000
a woman or do you sort of
wait for a woman to approach you?

1173
01:23:12,119 --> 01:23:16,800
Or do you approach me? Well, I mean approach like, let's say,

1174
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:20,560
like a flirty exchange of some kind, if she initiated it, or

1175
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:24,279
if there was like, uh,
you know, all of a sudden she

1176
01:23:24,399 --> 01:23:27,119
kind of reaches out in a conversation
and touches your chest. I mean,

1177
01:23:27,159 --> 01:23:33,319
those are all as they say in
the sales world buying size, I'm being

1178
01:23:33,319 --> 01:23:38,359
in a bar war behind the bar. Yeah, I'm usually joking or having

1179
01:23:38,439 --> 01:23:42,479
a good time and overheard and they'll
get a giggle and oh you like that

1180
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:45,039
one, I'm Doug. Yeah,
that's how it starts. Okay. You

1181
01:23:45,079 --> 01:23:48,520
know, if I can get somebody
laughing and I try to keep it laughing

1182
01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:50,720
and then get to know him a
little more, fats you still dating?

1183
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:55,359
Not right now? No? But
you were, and I would be,

1184
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:59,680
but I'm not because of this kind
of stuff. No, no, So

1185
01:24:00,359 --> 01:24:03,960
I would say that I stud thought
about getting on like one of these dating

1186
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:08,800
websites. Yeah, but I'm like, oh fuck, man, I'm sorry

1187
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,720
old you know what I mean?
Well, would let me let me?

1188
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:14,119
Well, I'm not good looking and
I have no money, So where the

1189
01:24:14,159 --> 01:24:15,920
fun I'm gonna get? Zero?
Here's what I was gonna do, and

1190
01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:19,720
I want to I'm gonna say this
and it's gonna come out terrible and people

1191
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:23,760
think I'm an asshole. But this
is a very real thing. What is

1192
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:26,800
your normal pickup line? If you
were to pick up a chick? How

1193
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:34,680
much? Hey? Maybe you walking
or you working? No, like,

1194
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:38,840
seriously, you're out. You're out
at a bar. You see an attractive

1195
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:42,760
woman. She seems to be either
with a group of friends but not with

1196
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:47,119
any anybody. You think from your
observation that she is single and available,

1197
01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:51,720
right, or maybe she seems to
have good energy. You kind of like

1198
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:57,000
her. What do you do?
I usually just walk up and introduce myself,

1199
01:24:57,239 --> 01:25:00,640
okay, and you just say hey, I'm I'm You say I'm big

1200
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:05,760
daddy, fats okay, goddamn right
And it's a conversation starter. Nobody ever

1201
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:11,279
forgets my name, all right,
so what and what is usually the reaction?

1202
01:25:13,039 --> 01:25:16,000
It's anything from you know, a
little giggle to you know, they

1203
01:25:16,039 --> 01:25:18,920
want to know what the whole thing
is about. Why, you know,

1204
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:21,560
why do they call you big daddy? You know what I mean? And

1205
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:26,680
that's when you get the conversation going. Anything to start a conversation, man,

1206
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:30,600
Because what I was going to say
is if you had like some pickup

1207
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,119
line that you said, like,
hey, what are you drinking or whatever,

1208
01:25:32,159 --> 01:25:34,279
and you're like, oh, creep. And if I went in and

1209
01:25:34,279 --> 01:25:36,640
said the same thing, I think
I got a better shot than you.

1210
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:41,000
Well, you know what. That's
funny because I was just thinking about this.

1211
01:25:43,079 --> 01:25:50,119
We had plenty of LGBT plus clientele
at the last bar that I worked

1212
01:25:50,119 --> 01:25:54,600
at, and a young women and
stuff like that. And one of my

1213
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:59,640
really good buddies is from Brooklyn Davy
and he comes in and he's like,

1214
01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:01,279
hey, how you doing? You
know what I mean, like this kind

1215
01:26:01,319 --> 01:26:08,039
of ship like this, And he
says to this girl, how you doing?

1216
01:26:08,159 --> 01:26:13,079
And she fucking tweaked on him.
Okay, so she fucking read him

1217
01:26:13,159 --> 01:26:16,920
the Riot Act. You fucking by
the fun and and then afterwards I walked

1218
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:19,760
over to her and I said,
do you know that he said the exact

1219
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:24,479
same thing to you as I said
to you five minutes earlier, and you

1220
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:28,079
didn't have shit to say to me
about it. And it was because of

1221
01:26:28,119 --> 01:26:30,880
the way he said it, and
I he said, hey, sweet hot,

1222
01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:33,600
how you doing? And I said, hey, sweetheart, how are

1223
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,119
you doing? And you know what
I mean. It's like because I show

1224
01:26:36,279 --> 01:26:41,079
a little bit of inflection in my
tone and a little bit of I agree.

1225
01:26:41,199 --> 01:26:45,600
Actually I'm actually asking you how you're
doing. Now, if we went

1226
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:48,119
to like, if we went to
like a bar that I would go like

1227
01:26:48,239 --> 01:26:53,399
over here to Mount Connery's or something, and you and I went up to

1228
01:26:53,439 --> 01:26:58,960
the same women. Woman, I
think that you look scarier to them than

1229
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,800
I do. I'm I'm I'm a
pussy right if you know what I mean

1230
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:05,800
by comparison, I mean, dog, Seriously, you know what I'm saying,

1231
01:27:06,279 --> 01:27:12,640
when's the serial killer? I'm gonna
go here? But actually, no,

1232
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:20,039
dog, he should have went with
that be you got it. Base.

1233
01:27:20,159 --> 01:27:24,199
Don't judge a book by its cover
exactly, but that that's the thing.

1234
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,479
I mean, how many times have
we seen all of us at some

1235
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:30,279
point some guy come in and if
you go, boy, if I did

1236
01:27:30,319 --> 01:27:32,640
the same thing he does, I
could never get away with it. To

1237
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:38,159
your point, Uh, if I
ever walked around and said to somebody the

1238
01:27:38,159 --> 01:27:42,720
things my friend Damien says, I
don't and they're not bad things. Just

1239
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:45,000
the other day, Uh, he
came up here, he's got a little

1240
01:27:45,039 --> 01:27:48,800
dog dogs. A woman comes out
from the hair salon. She's like,

1241
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:51,840
can I give the dog a treat? He's like yeah, and then something

1242
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:56,600
and she does whatever and he goes, oh, sorry, love, don't

1243
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:59,079
do that, love or whatever.
But he says, love. Now,

1244
01:27:59,159 --> 01:28:01,520
if I went and I said something, I would never say that because I

1245
01:28:02,319 --> 01:28:06,079
it wasn't not the vernacular that you
were like, It's not the vernacular vernacular

1246
01:28:06,119 --> 01:28:12,239
I'm raised with. However, it
also is one where the charm and the

1247
01:28:12,279 --> 01:28:15,279
lilt and the innocence of the way
he says it versus I say it,

1248
01:28:15,279 --> 01:28:17,840
and somebody's going, that's kind of
creepy what I'm saying. Yeah, the

1249
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:21,159
accent. Yes, there is a
big difference. And I do think like

1250
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:27,840
some guys who can walk in and
pull it off because they're I don't know,

1251
01:28:28,039 --> 01:28:30,000
handsome, strong or something, and
then another guy comes in and does

1252
01:28:30,039 --> 01:28:32,000
the same thing. I mean,
just ask Doug. He gets dumped all

1253
01:28:32,039 --> 01:28:38,560
the time on Yeah. I think
actually Danny said something about this the last

1254
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:41,920
time I was on the on the
show. But it's the quarterback face thing.

1255
01:28:42,319 --> 01:28:45,079
Yeah. You you know what I
mean. You just have You've been

1256
01:28:45,199 --> 01:28:49,039
raised with that. I'm good looking, I can do anything. Everybody,

1257
01:28:49,119 --> 01:28:53,600
you know, everybody steps out of
the way for me. Attitude and you

1258
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:57,159
just like you had all the confidence
in the world and you can literally go

1259
01:28:57,279 --> 01:29:00,439
up and talk to anybody. It
is confidence. I believe that's the biggest

1260
01:29:01,399 --> 01:29:03,680
That's why as ugly as I am, I can, you know, pick

1261
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:08,079
up chicks yeah, left and right, you know what I mean. I

1262
01:29:08,119 --> 01:29:10,399
just have to get it. I
have to be able to talk to them

1263
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:14,319
because they're they're They're not going to
walk across the room and go, hey,

1264
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:16,000
sexy, how you doing. You
know what I mean? I noticed

1265
01:29:16,039 --> 01:29:19,600
you have fucking man tits, and
you know what I mean. It's like,

1266
01:29:20,119 --> 01:29:23,800
I mean, when I was younger, these were fucking muscles, you

1267
01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:26,600
know what I mean. But I'm
they're not anymore. I haven't lifted weights

1268
01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:30,880
in twenty fucking years, you know
what I mean. So, but I

1269
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:35,880
don't know. I actually did have
at one time. I'm outrning what's called

1270
01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:44,199
Yeah, it's a dumb bell.
Jane found a workout. I have the

1271
01:29:44,239 --> 01:29:46,079
Peter found a work out. I
sleep in leg get high and borrow money

1272
01:29:46,079 --> 01:29:50,720
for my sister. So, man, Tits, you haven't picked up a

1273
01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:54,680
way in twenty years. You have
the bobs Burgers, but you just find

1274
01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:57,880
it. You keep the conversation going. That's important too, being able to

1275
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:00,479
talk. Yeah, And I think
that's the reason one of the as young

1276
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:04,319
kids aren't they don't know how to
talk. I hear this from my buddies.

1277
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:09,600
Their kids are twenty one twenty for
getting on college and they're just now

1278
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:14,840
getting communication skills. I've been telling
my nephew to get into sports, not

1279
01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:17,840
only because I was in sports,
but it's going to help you interact with

1280
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:20,920
people, make friends, get on
a debate team, learn, take an

1281
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:26,600
improv class. Well, I said
something, No, no, you're right

1282
01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:29,279
with the sports thing. I don't
mean that. I'm saying that if you're

1283
01:30:29,359 --> 01:30:32,279
somebody, if you're somebody who is
going to go back into the dating game,

1284
01:30:32,279 --> 01:30:35,640
and you really want to do something
that's going to improve you, how

1285
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:40,159
are you going to make yourself conversational. Do all this stuff awkward moments.

1286
01:30:40,359 --> 01:30:44,680
Go take an improv class seriously,
because you will learn to yes and everything.

1287
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,640
So no matter what she's thrown at
your you can probably spin it and

1288
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:51,720
make it funny, and if nothing
else, you'll at least be entertained that

1289
01:30:53,479 --> 01:30:57,880
I'm easily entertaining. At least I
had a good night about you. But

1290
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:00,520
I just I think that's sort of
interesting. What did you think of that

1291
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:02,720
piece, Danny? When you when
you send it to me? What was

1292
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:05,159
your thought? My thought was yet, Like, he's absolutely right, But

1293
01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:10,800
I think he's talking about men and
women who aren't the best looking people.

1294
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,760
Like the best looking people always seem
to find each other, right, Like

1295
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:16,000
when I was in school, high
school or college, the best looking girls

1296
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,960
all hung out with the best looking
girls, the good looking guys, the

1297
01:31:19,079 --> 01:31:23,159
jocks all hung out together, right
and then like it goes back to what

1298
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:27,960
quarterback? Could all have one fat
friend? Though, the hot chicks would

1299
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:31,119
have that one fat friend that made
them look Did you ever hear that song

1300
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:35,239
big Fat Friend? No? Oh
my god, that's a great song.

1301
01:31:35,319 --> 01:31:42,960
Yeah, Stephen ever heard of Stephen? Right, Steve Stephen? That would

1302
01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:45,520
have been funny. Stephen Wright made
a song Big Fat Friend. I would

1303
01:31:46,239 --> 01:31:49,279
listen to that. But the idea
behind the the whole thing was like,

1304
01:31:49,319 --> 01:31:53,720
you know, I think with average
people now, or average Stephen Lynch,

1305
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:57,279
Steven Lynch, with like average looking
people, or people who aren't considered like

1306
01:31:57,359 --> 01:32:00,239
tens or ads or whatever are you
classified people? Now there's this air in

1307
01:32:00,279 --> 01:32:03,439
the room where like, you know, like a lot of guys got more

1308
01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:06,680
like there's like a ten to one
guy to gal ratio in terms of like

1309
01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:11,039
hitting on people. Right, Okay, girls don't usually hit on guys,

1310
01:32:11,239 --> 01:32:14,119
So women deal with a lot of
guys, a lot of creeps along the

1311
01:32:14,159 --> 01:32:15,520
way. It's all of a sudden
and now they've been trained to the met

1312
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:19,880
too situation that this could be considered
harassment, which is complete bullshit off it

1313
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:25,000
Sometimes it is, but not all
the time. I thought to be harassing,

1314
01:32:25,439 --> 01:32:29,159
it had to be repetitive. You
have had to be asked to stop

1315
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:33,800
and told you're bothering me, and
then you continue it. That is the

1316
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:39,720
definition of harassment, right, But
now they have been trained in college to

1317
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:42,720
think, wow, if like some
guy who I disapprove of, like like

1318
01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:45,159
fast brought the example two different ways
of saying something. If the guy's good,

1319
01:32:45,239 --> 01:32:47,520
look at Oh he's so cute.
If but an ugly guy does it,

1320
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:50,479
oh, you're harassing me. And
that's immediate, like they immediately hit

1321
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:54,640
that switch, and it's like,
that's not fair. So guys are afraid

1322
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:56,880
to ask a girl off. They
don't want to be me too. And

1323
01:32:56,920 --> 01:33:00,039
the girls are like afraid of guys
because they think that every guy's a creep.

1324
01:33:00,079 --> 01:33:04,560
But the other, the other thing
is this thing a girl says,

1325
01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:09,159
yeah, Dougie fresh out. I
said no, and the girl goes,

1326
01:33:09,199 --> 01:33:15,039
yeah, me too. But I
do I I that that's a fair point,

1327
01:33:15,119 --> 01:33:17,399
like to your the me too thing. But because I read some of

1328
01:33:17,399 --> 01:33:19,920
these on Facebook, some of these
women's comments about being meat too, and

1329
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:23,760
I'm like, that's not a me
too situation, that's not a meaning.

1330
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:27,479
But if you feel uncomfortable, here's
the thing that it's a it's a fine

1331
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:30,840
line because you can never really tell
somebody how they're feeling. So if you

1332
01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:36,319
feel unsafe or you feel uncomfortable,
being able to verbalize that is one way.

1333
01:33:36,399 --> 01:33:42,079
But to come out with the we
use such strong language now and it's

1334
01:33:42,119 --> 01:33:46,239
so definitive, like you use the
word. Yes. I have seen on

1335
01:33:46,319 --> 01:33:51,239
college campuses where a woman said,
oh god, he just creeped me out,

1336
01:33:51,239 --> 01:33:54,600
and I thought he was gonna rape
me and the guy was just talking

1337
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:59,039
to her. So now everybody turns
because you have used what is the new

1338
01:33:59,239 --> 01:34:01,079
weaponize, You've weaponized your word.
Yeah. I was gonna say trigger words

1339
01:34:01,119 --> 01:34:04,680
that make people like all of a
sudden, now you've used words where those

1340
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:11,039
are horrible words. I think we
use rape way too much, right because

1341
01:34:11,119 --> 01:34:14,760
the people who've really been raped did
they ain't pretty? No, it's not.

1342
01:34:15,279 --> 01:34:17,920
It's not a conversation that made you
a little uncomfortable. It ain't that

1343
01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:23,920
so right, And so then you
know, you got to have almost like

1344
01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:27,840
you got to go back and take
social classes seriously, like how to talk

1345
01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:31,319
to a woman? Is it to
anybody? To anybody, and just have

1346
01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:35,359
some manners about you and not decently. You know the problem is you mix

1347
01:34:35,399 --> 01:34:40,079
in alcohol hormones and you turn into
me. And you're right, And it's

1348
01:34:40,119 --> 01:34:43,520
young people too, people in their
teens and twenties who have no life.

1349
01:34:43,640 --> 01:34:48,039
That is. But I will say
that I would think in our age bracket,

1350
01:34:48,039 --> 01:34:51,680
Doug, right, because I'm fifty
two, you were fifty three you're

1351
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:56,520
forty seven, a bunch of middle
age old guys, and Danny's a merry

1352
01:34:56,560 --> 01:35:00,760
guy. But for women are forward, they're more for than they used to

1353
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:04,439
be. Yeah, with that age
group, that age group, I find

1354
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:08,039
I find it just as hard picking
up women now as as I did when

1355
01:35:08,079 --> 01:35:11,600
I was younger. But that's just
me. I mean I've had them,

1356
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:15,520
like, and I know women are
getting older in our age riens. They

1357
01:35:15,520 --> 01:35:17,960
have their kids, yes, and
I'm find being a grandma and I don't

1358
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:20,359
need it anymore. And I don't
miss sex. I'm like, and I

1359
01:35:20,399 --> 01:35:24,119
hear this at the bar sometimes I'm
like, yeah, okay, you're not

1360
01:35:24,279 --> 01:35:27,960
having sex every day this age.
Don't you just miss somebody to hold?

1361
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:30,560
And like now I'm fine, Like
I'm proud of it. I'm like,

1362
01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:31,720
you're lying. I got my dog. I tell them right now, I

1363
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:34,960
have my dog. That's not I
mean, I got I've found women in

1364
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:39,720
there, honestly, from like I
would say either early forties to early fifties,

1365
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:43,279
pretty forward. I've they've been pretty
forward. I got to hang out

1366
01:35:43,279 --> 01:35:45,319
where you hang out, Okay,
come out with me one. Yeah,

1367
01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:48,319
I would love it, and I
would show I will show you. I've

1368
01:35:48,319 --> 01:35:53,199
had, I mean very forward.
I've had people reach down and grab me

1369
01:35:53,359 --> 01:35:56,199
in places, right, I do
that myself just to make sure it's there.

1370
01:35:56,279 --> 01:35:59,720
I had to say, don't do
that to me, and I never

1371
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:05,039
do grab my package At uh Daisy
Dukes in the city like fucking fifteen years

1372
01:36:05,039 --> 01:36:09,439
ago, I remember that place.
She just walked over to me, grabbed

1373
01:36:09,479 --> 01:36:15,399
it, turned around, and like
showed a size to her friends that were

1374
01:36:15,399 --> 01:36:19,520
all standing against the wall like waiting
for the report scavenger who wants to ride

1375
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:27,119
the bull? Which one I was
so fucking pissed. Man, dude,

1376
01:36:27,479 --> 01:36:30,119
Well, okay, so I don't
like you didn't have to go like this.

1377
01:36:30,039 --> 01:36:33,720
No, so well I don't.
I don't like being touched in the

1378
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:39,680
first place, because I'm one I'm
autistic, and two I was molested as

1379
01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:44,119
a child myself, so I don't
fucking like me and touched it without like

1380
01:36:44,279 --> 01:36:46,079
somebody saying hey, I'm gonna touch
you, you know what I mean,

1381
01:36:46,159 --> 01:36:49,319
like and she just grabbed a whole
of my hot though yes, she was

1382
01:36:49,399 --> 01:36:54,920
very hot so the second So then
I introduced myself to her and I ended

1383
01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:58,000
up buying her and all of her
friends of drinking ship and we talked and

1384
01:36:58,039 --> 01:37:00,399
stuff, and I was like that, you know, I told them exactly

1385
01:37:00,439 --> 01:37:04,399
why that was super unacceptable to just
fucking walk up to somebody and grab their

1386
01:37:04,439 --> 01:37:08,840
dick. And you know, she
said, and we talked to them,

1387
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:11,800
She's like, well, I just
figured it'd be big because of the size

1388
01:37:11,800 --> 01:37:14,119
of your feet. And I was
like, that's, first of all,

1389
01:37:14,119 --> 01:37:16,039
that's a total myth, you know
what I mean, Just because I wear

1390
01:37:16,039 --> 01:37:18,960
a size fifteen doesn't mean I have
to have a fucking, you know,

1391
01:37:19,039 --> 01:37:25,640
baby's arm fucking grabbing an apple in
my pants. But Jesus, you know

1392
01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:28,800
what I mean. Like, Oh, speaking of which, yeah, got

1393
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:30,439
a baby's arm grabbing an apple on
your phone. I did something to the

1394
01:37:30,439 --> 01:37:33,800
bar lass and I haven't done in
a while, oh boy, And they

1395
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:43,359
sent me a video. So this
is an old trick I had. While

1396
01:37:43,399 --> 01:37:45,920
you do that, while you pull
it up, I'm gonna play for you,

1397
01:37:45,079 --> 01:37:49,800
big fat friend from And you've seen
that girl across the bar kind of

1398
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:53,960
looking at you. That's right,
you're looking at her and you got the

1399
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:57,319
eye contact, and you know I
can play your cards, right, things

1400
01:37:57,319 --> 01:38:00,520
are gonna go okay. Then that's
what the song's about. And Tank's gonna

1401
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:04,560
help me singing. It's called she
got a smile, is what it's called.

1402
01:38:05,640 --> 01:38:10,880
It is tonight, Yes, all
right, here we go. She's

1403
01:38:10,880 --> 01:38:15,039
gonna love this song. Yeah,
she gotta smile and she flashing it right

1404
01:38:15,239 --> 01:38:20,680
and me gotta wake. Look across
the bar, and I know that it's

1405
01:38:20,800 --> 01:38:28,359
mentions. Jesus. She gotta walk. She walking open, and I think

1406
01:38:28,439 --> 01:38:33,520
it could be Monday. She got
a friend. Oh, she's got a

1407
01:38:33,600 --> 01:38:41,359
friend. Why she's standing in her
way? It's a big fat friends always

1408
01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:54,000
want prey to spoil offense enlightenment because
she's gone. I'm not the car.

1409
01:38:54,880 --> 01:38:59,239
Oh my god, it's hilarious.
You never heard this with any Alca tan

1410
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:09,399
But cannot come, Pete. You
don't know. I don't know where Stephen

1411
01:39:09,479 --> 01:39:12,920
Lynch is these days. I gotta
find Stephen Lynch. That's gonna be that.

1412
01:39:14,079 --> 01:39:18,039
I'll want a mission now. I
always love. Oh yeah, who's

1413
01:39:18,079 --> 01:39:20,039
healthy? I saw him in my
shawl. It was good. That was

1414
01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:26,600
many years ago, though, some
big fat friend. Oh we need to

1415
01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:33,000
gain You won't leave her alone.
You roll your eyes, made sarcastic comments

1416
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:40,720
while you're skinting on that chicken ball. Get to think you won the battle.

1417
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:46,079
But I tend to disagree. See, I know you and your Achilles

1418
01:39:46,119 --> 01:39:54,119
heel Manny's standing next to me.
My non discriminating phrase on cat your cow,

1419
01:39:56,039 --> 01:40:12,039
you let's bro. I will jump
on you guys. This is terrible.

1420
01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:15,000
I don't think he could do this
anymore. Yeah, you know what

1421
01:40:15,079 --> 01:40:17,600
fun that? Yes, you could, you can do whatever. The I

1422
01:40:17,640 --> 01:40:23,079
think the tides turning back the other
it is it is because enough well,

1423
01:40:23,479 --> 01:40:27,000
I think because I don't think it
was ever. I don't think it the

1424
01:40:27,079 --> 01:40:30,039
tip life is cyclical man, Yeah, you know, well, life is

1425
01:40:30,079 --> 01:40:32,840
cyclical. The pendulum always comes back. But I'm not sure that the majority

1426
01:40:32,840 --> 01:40:38,239
of people move that pendulum. I
think the loudest voices did I think if

1427
01:40:38,479 --> 01:40:41,880
most people will be going out,
Yeah, you know, maybe we should,

1428
01:40:42,279 --> 01:40:44,880
you know, clean ourselves up a
little bit. Maybe what Governor Cuomo

1429
01:40:45,039 --> 01:40:46,680
was doing where he's always kissing women, maybe we should back off. That's

1430
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:50,680
a little encroaching. Yeah, somebody
set me a shirtbout a perfect I'll tell

1431
01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:59,439
you, I'm not saying the guy
was Probably he probably had no intention behind

1432
01:40:59,439 --> 01:41:02,399
it other than being a what he
thought was a charming politician. All right,

1433
01:41:02,399 --> 01:41:05,520
But maybe that's ship we back off
of bit that's fine, that's okay.

1434
01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:11,199
This other stuff is gone way too
fucking far. And I just think

1435
01:41:11,199 --> 01:41:14,439
that, Yeah, it's ridiculous,
more harmful than good, right, right,

1436
01:41:14,479 --> 01:41:16,359
more harmful than good. H Let
me call Race and Randy and then

1437
01:41:16,399 --> 01:41:21,079
we'll wrap things up. Race and
Randy was call me the other day.

1438
01:41:21,079 --> 01:41:25,600
You're gonna call me and uh,
I do want to ask him about this

1439
01:41:25,640 --> 01:41:28,159
person in the fight that happened.
And wait till you hear what happened.

1440
01:41:28,159 --> 01:41:30,399
It's in the Times of Wayne County. It's always a great read. And

1441
01:41:30,439 --> 01:41:34,800
Danny writes a column for the Times
Away County. Yeah, Danny writes a

1442
01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:38,039
column in the Times in Wayne County
that you can read every week. It's

1443
01:41:38,039 --> 01:41:42,199
a sports column plus two additional stories. And I think you are three stories

1444
01:41:42,199 --> 01:41:44,079
a week. I didn't know that. Oh yeah, what are the other

1445
01:41:44,119 --> 01:41:47,880
stories for sports? Oh? They're
all sports? Really? Yeah? Yeah?

1446
01:41:47,960 --> 01:41:53,640
Hell, hello, it's the podcast. Hey buddy, so righty?

1447
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:56,960
Hey guys, Hey buddy man,
are you doing? Randy? I thought,

1448
01:41:57,119 --> 01:42:00,199
uh, I want to ask you. You may not know these people,

1449
01:42:00,680 --> 01:42:03,119
but did you get the Times Wayne
County? No? I didn't.

1450
01:42:03,119 --> 01:42:05,439
I haven't had it, didn't even
a chance to look at one tell you

1451
01:42:05,439 --> 01:42:09,520
the truth. Okay, Well,
a truck driver attempting to deliver a pre

1452
01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:15,039
built pavilion. A pre built pavilion, I'm not seen, so this has

1453
01:42:15,119 --> 01:42:18,039
to be like a big ass wide
load type situation. Do you think,

1454
01:42:18,319 --> 01:42:23,159
Yeah, for sure. To Canada
Street in the village of Red Creek around

1455
01:42:23,199 --> 01:42:27,760
nine point thirty ran into a strange
problem. First, the driver, he's

1456
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:32,359
a sixty one year old guy,
had problems on the hill approaching the delivery.

1457
01:42:32,439 --> 01:42:36,039
The homeowner was not home, so
they must be this must be a

1458
01:42:36,079 --> 01:42:39,680
small pavilion. I guess. I
don't know. But her son, Steve

1459
01:42:39,760 --> 01:42:44,520
York arrived in Zebo and began,
that's more what it sounds like, began

1460
01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:49,680
arguing with the driver concerning delivery.
Words were exchanged and the driver went forward

1461
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:56,800
towards the excuse me, they say, Yonker should be York? Steve York?

1462
01:42:56,840 --> 01:42:59,439
Did they have an editor at the
dungeway? They get this right?

1463
01:43:00,039 --> 01:43:03,199
So the guy who's the homeowner leans
goes at the driver in a threatening way.

1464
01:43:03,520 --> 01:43:09,720
The driver was holding a pipe to
defend himself. Steve was allegedly poked

1465
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:13,399
in the lip by the pipe,
like get away from me. The exchange

1466
01:43:13,439 --> 01:43:16,800
between the two men escalated when the
driver got back in the truck, and

1467
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:21,399
according to witnesses, Steve reportedly began
pounding on the hood of the truck and

1468
01:43:21,479 --> 01:43:25,920
threw himself on the ground, screaming
he was almost hit by the truck and

1469
01:43:25,960 --> 01:43:30,880
then he was gonna file a suit
against the driver concerning the incident. This

1470
01:43:30,960 --> 01:43:33,680
is some fucking drama. Yeah,
this is some drama. Uh. He

1471
01:43:34,880 --> 01:43:40,079
requested an ambulance and requests to be
taken to Upstate Medical and Syracuse. Following

1472
01:43:40,079 --> 01:43:43,880
an investigation, the driver was charged
with assault in a third degree, menacing

1473
01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:45,800
with a weapon, and reckless endangerment
in the second degree. And the guy

1474
01:43:45,880 --> 01:43:49,439
probably wasn't really doing anything. He's
getting yelled at, right, what in

1475
01:43:49,479 --> 01:43:57,680
the fuck? Just like he's an
NBA player. I see it every day.

1476
01:43:57,760 --> 01:44:00,399
I saw today the guy gets off
the bus, goes behind the US

1477
01:44:00,039 --> 01:44:05,000
The crosswalk is twenty feet where he
could have walked across the street. And

1478
01:44:05,039 --> 01:44:08,520
if he gets said to somebody else's
fault. And you're just watching the shake

1479
01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:10,880
in your head with a bottle of
Vaka in his back pocket, I might

1480
01:44:10,880 --> 01:44:13,439
add, I'm just like, scream
of this guy. What is your fucking

1481
01:44:13,479 --> 01:44:17,079
problem? I go to crosswalkers.
That's what's wrong with America, the world.

1482
01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:21,039
Uh, it's the little things like
that titlement. I don't know what

1483
01:44:21,079 --> 01:44:25,119
it is, the little things to
become big things. Well, look the

1484
01:44:25,159 --> 01:44:27,960
idea of look out for number one, Randy, where you told that as

1485
01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:29,920
a kid, you know, look
out for number one? Kind of mind

1486
01:44:29,960 --> 01:44:32,920
your business type of thing. I
don't know. I was never told that.

1487
01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:38,079
I remember teachers saying always look out
for I understand that, But at

1488
01:44:38,079 --> 01:44:42,000
the same time, look out for
number one may also mean no one to

1489
01:44:42,319 --> 01:44:45,560
you know, be courteous of other
people, you know, don't make yourself

1490
01:44:45,600 --> 01:44:48,439
look like an asshole walking out in
the middle of the street, and you

1491
01:44:48,479 --> 01:44:51,800
know that kind of thing. That's
what I'm saying. Yeah, why would

1492
01:44:51,840 --> 01:44:56,039
you be yelling the driver? I
don't understand. If you're supposed to get

1493
01:44:56,039 --> 01:44:58,520
a delivery? Why are you getting
yelled? Why you're yelling at that right?

1494
01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:00,720
You know what? It sounds like
he couldn't get ap the hill and

1495
01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:02,600
he winds up sliding onto the lawn
and he's tearing up the lawn. Now

1496
01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:05,800
the kid comes down. We was
gonna go to look for a solution.

1497
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:10,560
Yeah, Well, if this is
where it's gonna be delivered. Why would

1498
01:45:10,560 --> 01:45:13,279
we do that, Doug. It's
son less entertaining, I know, right.

1499
01:45:13,439 --> 01:45:15,479
Uh. Well, then you have
a story that barbershop. Yeah,

1500
01:45:15,520 --> 01:45:16,680
I got into it with this guy
in balla ball Now look at my lip.

1501
01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:18,319
Now, I beat me up.
He almost ran me over, like

1502
01:45:18,359 --> 01:45:25,680
really, Joe. Yeah, I
had to set my beer down and everything

1503
01:45:25,680 --> 01:45:30,600
out. Yeah, exactly. So, Randy, I heard in in NASCAR

1504
01:45:30,119 --> 01:45:38,000
that somebody got they were too short. Yes, that was Ryan Blaney that

1505
01:45:38,239 --> 01:45:43,399
NASCAR after they do always do a
post race inspection on the cars and said

1506
01:45:43,399 --> 01:45:47,239
that one of the shock exorbers was
too short. Yeah. Well, so

1507
01:45:47,239 --> 01:45:50,239
so with that dead, he had
a sixth place finish, which put him

1508
01:45:50,239 --> 01:45:55,319
seventeen points below the cut line for
the next you know, for the next

1509
01:45:55,319 --> 01:45:59,319
cut off to the championship race.
Well, they took it back to the

1510
01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:01,840
car and some other stuff, but
come to find out the machine that they'd

1511
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:05,520
used to check the shocks something had
come loose and it was the machine's fault

1512
01:46:05,520 --> 01:46:11,760
to give the wrong reading. So
they rescinded the penalty penalty good and uh

1513
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:15,760
and put give it back in this
sixth place. So now he's only seventeen

1514
01:46:15,760 --> 01:46:18,479
points behind under he was fifty six. They went from seventeen to fifty six

1515
01:46:18,760 --> 01:46:23,239
back to seventeen, which is good
because at fifty six points you're pretty much

1516
01:46:23,279 --> 01:46:25,760
going to have to win to get
in. What was the difference? Let

1517
01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:30,840
people know why a shorter shock would
be advantageous to a Racetar two flat.

1518
01:46:31,239 --> 01:46:33,920
I mean, they they were the
problem. It wasn't my new I couldn't

1519
01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:36,319
even tell you. Yeah, I
mean shock true. I mean it was

1520
01:46:36,840 --> 01:46:41,439
just the way I mean, it
wasn't that far off according to what I

1521
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:44,520
read. I'm just trying to figure
out, like, what what what advantage

1522
01:46:44,520 --> 01:46:47,600
you was? Shakua asked. How
the car sits. The may sit lower

1523
01:46:47,640 --> 01:46:51,560
give it an aerodynamic aerodynamic advantage.
All the cars have got to be pretty

1524
01:46:51,640 --> 01:46:54,520
much the same, right, Yeah, and then it just comes to the

1525
01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:59,199
driver. The worst part about these
new cars they run, I mean they

1526
01:46:59,279 --> 01:47:00,840
used used pay to build. You
could build a car frame and it mayna

1527
01:47:00,840 --> 01:47:03,920
be like sixty thousand. These cars
are up to two hundred thousand dollars a

1528
01:47:03,960 --> 01:47:06,239
piece about to build these stupid cars. Now, all the way they're going

1529
01:47:06,279 --> 01:47:10,840
to them telling me they're getting to
act like for the Ferraris and the Borghinis

1530
01:47:10,880 --> 01:47:14,640
and all that they're getting super expensive
and this was supposed to save money,

1531
01:47:14,640 --> 01:47:17,239
and I think it's getting really crazy
and I may spend money. The biggest

1532
01:47:17,239 --> 01:47:19,680
deal is this, you know,
think about it. So you go from

1533
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:27,600
that today that could be a turnaround
of money. Sponsorship, What can happen?

1534
01:47:27,680 --> 01:47:30,720
You know? Sure? I mean
these guys are fire. The sponsors

1535
01:47:30,760 --> 01:47:35,119
paid more money they do because it
may have costed Roger Penske, you know,

1536
01:47:35,199 --> 01:47:39,680
two three million dollars and you know, you knows Ryan, maybe he

1537
01:47:39,720 --> 01:47:42,960
went dropping, maybe he went to
the championship dropping him, Yeah, but

1538
01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:45,920
true. But still you know he's
now two or three million dollars is not

1539
01:47:45,920 --> 01:47:48,319
a drop in the bucket to anybody
who's running a business like that. You

1540
01:47:48,359 --> 01:47:53,039
know that that's the difference between you
know, being able to hire another guy

1541
01:47:53,159 --> 01:47:57,840
to help out and not paying health
insurance for somebody supporting a family or numbers,

1542
01:47:59,119 --> 01:48:02,119
yeah, you know one of you
know they got sponsors, say Minars

1543
01:48:02,279 --> 01:48:05,079
the title sponsor. You know,
if you make it to the final four,

1544
01:48:05,119 --> 01:48:09,039
we'll give you an extra five six
hundred thousand dollars. You don't make

1545
01:48:09,079 --> 01:48:11,439
it, that's five hundred and six
grand, you know text, you know

1546
01:48:11,920 --> 01:48:14,479
that's that's still a lot of money. It is, you know, it

1547
01:48:14,520 --> 01:48:16,560
also and also goes and the driver
might have a bonus thing too. You

1548
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:18,680
know, Hey, if I get
to the final floor, I get an

1549
01:48:18,680 --> 01:48:23,399
extra you know, nine hundred thousand
of my you know pay this year or

1550
01:48:23,399 --> 01:48:26,600
something. You know, So it
affects a whole bunch of stuff just by

1551
01:48:26,720 --> 01:48:30,079
one little I mean, it wasn't
much. That shock was little. It

1552
01:48:30,119 --> 01:48:32,399
was not much, but it's just
enough that they're being so tight on these

1553
01:48:32,439 --> 01:48:35,600
cars, sure that they're grabbing people, and that's what's going to happen.

1554
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:41,479
You know, what else is happening? UT doesn't Nascar, UT doesn't rescind

1555
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:43,880
themselves. So it's pretty cool.
They came back and said, hey,

1556
01:48:43,920 --> 01:48:45,920
it was our mistake. What else
has happened in Randy's world right now?

1557
01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:50,920
Uh, trying to quits in my
world today? Not much TODAYA true.

1558
01:48:51,039 --> 01:48:55,399
We've just just been working. We
did we did some paving out at the

1559
01:48:55,439 --> 01:49:00,000
racetrack last month. We spent spent
thirty five thousand dollars get some more payd

1560
01:49:00,319 --> 01:49:04,239
to race thirty five grand paving.
Yeah, no, paving, put some

1561
01:49:04,760 --> 01:49:08,439
more paving over in the pit area
and made that a lot nicer for the

1562
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:12,880
return lane and stuff like that.
And next month we're sticking five grand into

1563
01:49:12,920 --> 01:49:16,880
the tower for new windows, fighting
roof and all kinds of stuff. We're

1564
01:49:16,920 --> 01:49:21,079
working on the podcast car right now. Randy is going to be a Bilified.

1565
01:49:21,119 --> 01:49:25,680
It's going to be black with yellow
stripes. Yeah, buddy, blow

1566
01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:29,479
the doors off everybody. Flames on
the side, flames on the yellow flame.

1567
01:49:29,600 --> 01:49:30,359
Randy, you and I are going
to drive and we're gonna do an

1568
01:49:30,439 --> 01:49:36,880
endurance race. We're gonna split it, okay, all right, Well,

1569
01:49:38,199 --> 01:49:40,680
I wanted to make sure that I
touch base with you, and then I

1570
01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:43,680
wanted to see if you knew anything
about Steve York or or familiar with the

1571
01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:45,800
story. I was more auburn than
than where you are. Yeah, I

1572
01:49:45,800 --> 01:49:50,279
mean that's just that's just you know, the three one five lament. What

1573
01:49:50,279 --> 01:49:56,199
do you expect? What are you
freaking expect? You know? And it's

1574
01:49:56,239 --> 01:49:59,640
you know, stuff like that.
It happened, you know, it's just

1575
01:50:00,359 --> 01:50:03,000
people. I just don't understand it. Some days. I just I'm just

1576
01:50:03,079 --> 01:50:05,680
I just shake my head and you
know what. And then I said,

1577
01:50:05,720 --> 01:50:11,640
man, I'm glad it wasn't me. I say, that's my so.

1578
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:15,239
But other than that nothing. Hey, next race is coming to Homestead Miami,

1579
01:50:15,319 --> 01:50:18,439
which is where they raced. It
used to be the finale who was

1580
01:50:18,479 --> 01:50:21,960
at Homestead Miami every year and they
switched to Phoenix back a couple of years

1581
01:50:23,000 --> 01:50:25,640
ago. So this will be an
interesting race to watch. You know,

1582
01:50:26,880 --> 01:50:30,159
Martin Truex is uh, he's not
having you know, he was the guy

1583
01:50:30,159 --> 01:50:32,640
who won a regular season championship and
he's been having a tough playoffs. He

1584
01:50:32,760 --> 01:50:35,840
still made it. They made a
bad call the other day almost cost him

1585
01:50:36,079 --> 01:50:40,840
out. He's you know, he's
he's like just like two points above the

1586
01:50:40,960 --> 01:50:43,960
cut off line. So it's gonna
be interesting. I'll tell you right now,

1587
01:50:44,880 --> 01:50:47,439
I'm gonna I think Kyle Larson is
gonna win it all. I really

1588
01:50:47,479 --> 01:50:53,199
do. But I gotta watch Danny
Hamlin, Danny Hammond. This might be,

1589
01:50:55,159 --> 01:50:57,800
it might be, I mean,
but it's good. It's you say,

1590
01:50:57,840 --> 01:51:00,840
the next two races are going to
be we'll get in the championship.

1591
01:51:00,840 --> 01:51:03,239
I can't wait, you know.
I just Denny Hammer might get in,

1592
01:51:03,359 --> 01:51:06,560
but he never does crap when he's
in gyms race. Maybe it'll change this

1593
01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:11,960
year. Who knows. Kyle Larsa
right now is a favorite. Kyle that

1594
01:51:12,439 --> 01:51:14,840
is who he called early on when
he wrote the article about him. No,

1595
01:51:15,239 --> 01:51:18,880
William Byron, but Randy said,
William Byron Byron's going to have a

1596
01:51:18,920 --> 01:51:23,479
breakout year, and he has.
Yeah. Last year, Randy said that

1597
01:51:23,600 --> 01:51:25,600
Kyle Larson was gonna have the hell
of a year, and he was right.

1598
01:51:25,960 --> 01:51:30,000
He won like what six races.
Yeah, you know, there you

1599
01:51:30,079 --> 01:51:35,960
go. You know car Damas.
Every February he does his pics of the

1600
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:41,359
Times Times Awayne County. Randy,
thank you, buddy, You're welcome.

1601
01:51:41,439 --> 01:51:44,159
Guys, We'll talk to you later. He goes race and Randy, all

1602
01:51:44,239 --> 01:51:45,760
right, we'll close it out.
I was going to close it out with

1603
01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:49,000
Big Fat Friend again because I just
love that song I haven't heard so long

1604
01:51:49,039 --> 01:51:57,159
and always maybe laugh. I think
Doug could do a little. If you

1605
01:51:57,159 --> 01:52:00,119
can play guitar and sing, I
can sing. I can't believe its the

1606
01:52:01,039 --> 01:52:05,319
what's your Karaoke? I didn't know
this? I sing, uh, I

1607
01:52:05,359 --> 01:52:12,119
sing some Elvis obviously, Joy to
the World, taking care of business,

1608
01:52:12,199 --> 01:52:17,000
Johnny be good, Little's easy tap, Oh man, we gotta I gotta

1609
01:52:17,039 --> 01:52:19,439
see that. Yeah, I'm jumped
on stage a few times. Believe it

1610
01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:28,119
now. Way's one my my best
song for karaoke is Tennessee whiskey. Love

1611
01:52:28,159 --> 01:52:31,760
that song. But I can do
everything I do. I just did last

1612
01:52:31,760 --> 01:52:38,159
week. I did Taylor Swift.
Mean, that's an image I can't And

1613
01:52:38,319 --> 01:52:42,159
uh is there a Kelsey in Valve? No, No, I don't know

1614
01:52:42,199 --> 01:52:48,520
who he is. He's the Taylor's
new boyfriend place for the chiefs. Uh,

1615
01:52:48,840 --> 01:52:50,840
next time you come in, we'll
have to we'll have to have your

1616
01:52:50,880 --> 01:52:55,159
sing to Swift. Actually, everybody
at the table can sing except for me.

1617
01:52:55,920 --> 01:52:59,479
Danny's in a band. Doug can
sing and then fashion a little bit.

1618
01:52:59,560 --> 01:53:04,760
Yeah, I think we'd have that. Yeah stage, absolutely suspicious minds.

1619
01:53:05,159 --> 01:53:12,880
I'm caught in a trap, sharp
dressed man. And then once the

1620
01:53:12,880 --> 01:53:20,680
second verse, because everybody's crazy about
a Dougie freshman, tell yeah, they

1621
01:53:20,760 --> 01:53:28,239
got six months to live. Doug's
got his bowl. What's it called?

1622
01:53:28,399 --> 01:53:32,199
Breast Cancer Bowling Event Best Breast Cancer
Thirteenthaniel Doug Felf's bowling event for breast cancer

1623
01:53:32,479 --> 01:53:38,640
benefits a breast cancer coalition ratches And
this Saturday at bowler Row and Henrietta Fat's

1624
01:53:38,680 --> 01:53:44,199
where a you're gonna be Saturday,
I'm gonna be playing poker all night.

1625
01:53:44,319 --> 01:53:46,319
But I think I'm gonna be at
this thing with Dougie Fresh at the Bowling

1626
01:53:46,479 --> 01:53:50,760
l one to four and Danny and
I. I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah,

1627
01:53:51,079 --> 01:53:54,159
we'll see you Thursday. All right, there we go,