1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:11,679 Made a decision. I'll face the sunny sad on I had a vision by 2 00:00:15,039 --> 00:00:20,440 what's up, everybody up? Oh? You know, I've been listening to 3 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:25,120 a podcast that you recommended that I really like watch was just Betrayal, but 4 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:28,879 season two, which is fucking disturbing, is all get out but right good 5 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:32,439 best way, in the best way. Okay, So did you see what 6 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:36,280 I meant by like when we're watching the show Betrayal, where you're like, 7 00:00:36,399 --> 00:00:39,560 why, I would be like, okay, but when's the like kittie porn 8 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,600 gonna start up? Right? All right? Oh? Yeah? Yeah? 9 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,560 I was like, okay, so the guy cheated. Yeah, but but 10 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,280 but what about the porn? Oh you thought it was child porn because I 11 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,719 thought it was season two? Oh I get it. Yeah, I loved 12 00:00:51,799 --> 00:00:55,359 right out of the gate child porn on our family show. It's a parenting 13 00:00:55,399 --> 00:00:58,640 show, Betty see scam or whatever they call it c spam? What do 14 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:02,679 they call Sam? Or say see Sam? Right? Yeah, that's from 15 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:08,439 we learn that underage undercover. Great show See Sam is something like something child 16 00:01:08,879 --> 00:01:14,640 sexual material material? Yeah? Sexual? Yeah? Yeah, this is gone 17 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:19,680 south maybe already forty seconds say hi, let's say hi, let's change the 18 00:01:19,719 --> 00:01:25,159 subject, and we'll see these people on zoom hopefully because we're doing our zoom 19 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,680 this this Friday, this this Sunday night, sorry, today's Friday, this 20 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:34,040 Sunday night. We're gonna zoom zoom zoom zoom. Y'all invited. If you're 21 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:37,200 at the ten dollars level, ye can't wait to see you. Yeah, 22 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:38,760 we want to talk to you people. Maybe Kylin will show up. You 23 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:42,920 don't know what's going to happen. He can pop on there. Yeah, 24 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:46,400 come on, don't think you think Amy would come on. I don't know. 25 00:01:46,799 --> 00:01:56,400 Maybe maybe she's invited, will show up. Oh Kaylin's kids. Guys, 26 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:00,439 some cuteness is gonna happen. What time six o'clock xpm Pacific time? 27 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:05,400 Yeah, her time, yeah, uh about an hour. It'll be really 28 00:02:05,439 --> 00:02:08,800 fun. You're all welcome. Stephanie Stinker Wrinker is welcome, and Krista you 29 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:14,280 make me want to stroop is welcome, and Sandra Green You're welcome. Yeah, 30 00:02:14,719 --> 00:02:20,240 Jennifer Falls get up, but you're also welcome there as Sefato welcome, 31 00:02:21,039 --> 00:02:23,520 Leslie Wycoff, She's she'll be on there, will never be on there. 32 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:30,639 She's been our she was like our O g Patreon subscriber, never heard for 33 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,439 don't know who she is. She's like a ghost, but we love her. 34 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:39,479 She's a lovable ghost. Alicia Escalante, Kelly Brandt, she'll be there 35 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:44,199 and support of you. Rebecca Lubin, she does come along, does she 36 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:50,159 does? She don't cut e Shawn Rope that as he came. He's been 37 00:02:50,199 --> 00:02:53,879 there. Yes, that's right, that's how we know. That's how we 38 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:58,919 know he's Yeah, showed that ass. Missy and Gabby they've been on before. 39 00:02:59,159 --> 00:03:02,080 Yeah they have. I've met Missy on she took my writing class. 40 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:06,520 Oh that's right. Yeah, and we've seen we've met Gabby. So they 41 00:03:06,599 --> 00:03:10,199 won't be missing then. No, Katarina, she's gonna be missing her. 42 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:15,599 Mohler, Valerie, Bubba Fenwick. I think she's been on there before. 43 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,800 She has. Yeah, Polly, we love your pancakes. See you there 44 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,919 Athena Ginshurt. She's been there for shore, for shore. Elizabeth Williamson, 45 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:28,080 she's been there, been there. She's I think at the last one maybe 46 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:34,960 yeah, uh, hero been there. But your kids love you. Rita 47 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:39,560 Rocks that Bostonet, Jacob Is Growley Leslie accosted somebody just the other day outside 48 00:03:39,599 --> 00:03:44,960 seven eleven, she tried something different. She's switching it up, trying to 49 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:50,879 get the cops off her tail. Ashley's a very chic Nikki call you parole 50 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,080 Officer, Laurie's gory. Randy may Ames has got a lot of names. 51 00:03:54,280 --> 00:04:00,199 Rachel's not a not an old timer just yet. And Aaron land ho it 52 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:05,280 is m So you went to a baby shower. I went to Olga's daughter's 53 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:11,400 baby shower wow over the weekend and it was really cute and Olga and she 54 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,360 is so over the moon. She's gonna be a grandma. Is this gonna 55 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,199 be her first friends? Yeah, she's a little freaked out though, because 56 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:19,560 she you know, she's gonna be a grandma for God's sakes, and she 57 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:23,720 doesn't feel that way, you know, but she's I can see it. 58 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:26,560 Yeah, I could see it too. Yeah, she's gonna be a great 59 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,639 grandma. Yeah she is. And her daughter is adorable and they had a 60 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:35,759 baby shower and I okay, so it was on Sunday, as baby showers 61 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:45,120 are usually off, and I show up on time and I'm there and I 62 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,199 see this girl and I'm like, this girl looks really familiar. And I'm 63 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,879 looking at her and She's walks past me like she doesn't see me, and 64 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:57,399 I'm like, god, she's so familiar, and I realized she's my fucking 65 00:04:57,519 --> 00:05:00,360 next door neighbor at the condo. Oh my god, who also walks by 66 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:04,439 me at the condo like she don't know me. She's got kind of yeah 67 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:11,959 because used to live there. And that's her daughter became friends with the next 68 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,600 door neighbor. How the hell did she become friends with this bitch? Because 69 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:20,040 I tried very hard this this woman lives my next diord neighbor. She's also 70 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:26,000 the woman her boyfriend dogs attacked Phil. I don't know if I told you 71 00:05:26,079 --> 00:05:30,399 this. When I had Phil at the condo, he well, when he 72 00:05:30,399 --> 00:05:32,399 had its surgery, he had a belly full of stitches and he had his 73 00:05:32,639 --> 00:05:35,720 cone of shame on and he came and stayed with me for a couple of 74 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:44,639 days because I was nursing him back to health. And Phil, oh god, 75 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,639 I didn't tell you. Also that he got out over the weekend. 76 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,600 And I tell you that again. He gets out all the time, and 77 00:05:49,639 --> 00:05:53,600 to find him, I find on next door on the next door app that 78 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:58,079 he's out out and about. So it's moved from Facebook it's graduates graduated. 79 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,079 I just get a an email on next door app Hey, Lynette, your 80 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,680 your dog Phil was out, but we have him, and I'm like, 81 00:06:04,759 --> 00:06:10,360 what the fuck anyway, okay, this just happened. Yeah, all right, 82 00:06:10,399 --> 00:06:12,319 one story at a time. Yeah, sorry, okay, so this 83 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,680 girl, so wait, girl, go back to so hold on. So 84 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,519 I have this dog. I'm taking care of the dog. At the condo. 85 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:23,600 They have these two little dogs all right that they are constantly out walking 86 00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:27,680 out in front of my balcony and whatever. And their dogs always come up 87 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,720 to my front door because they think that Paula and her dogs are still they 88 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,920 are living there, but there's no their dog is long gone. I live 89 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:39,600 there. So I'm walking Phil with his belly full of stitches, and this 90 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:44,959 guy and his two dogs, his dogs come and they start bark likeever, 91 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,000 you know, like they're going after Phil, and I have to do the 92 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,639 sweep the leg on one of them. I sweep the leg on the one 93 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:55,519 dog because I'm scared he's gonna like go after his stitches. He was very 94 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,920 close to his belly, his little are these dogs on a leash? No 95 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,040 they're not. Wait, what's yeah, they're just they just came out and 96 00:07:02,079 --> 00:07:06,000 they come out concil Yeah, like they come up to my door. You 97 00:07:06,079 --> 00:07:09,279 know, they come out, they walk their dogs, but they're not on 98 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:13,439 a leash, and their dogs always come up the steps. So I'm coming 99 00:07:13,439 --> 00:07:16,600 out of the door with Phil. They come out like coming at and hot, 100 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:19,560 and I gotta do the sweep of one of them. And now I 101 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,120 don't even know who's dog. I'm so in the moment, I don't even 102 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,040 know whose dog it is. And I turn around. It's my next door 103 00:07:25,079 --> 00:07:27,759 neighbors and he's trying to get them. I'm like, oh my god, 104 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:31,560 just you know, I had this little like incident with them. But the 105 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:35,560 thing is is that she's always been very cold to me before this happened. 106 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:40,279 Like she just walks by and doesn't say one word. Her boyfriend's very nice, 107 00:07:40,279 --> 00:07:43,920 but he but she I've I've said hi door a million times. I've 108 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,759 given up. So now when she walks by and I'm outside, I just 109 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:50,279 ignore. Now I'm at now fast forward, I'm at this baby shower and 110 00:07:50,319 --> 00:07:55,399 I see this woman and I'm like, she looks familiar. She's ignoring me 111 00:07:55,519 --> 00:08:00,000 that that feels very familiar. Who is this? And then I was realized 112 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:03,680 think, oh, it's my next door neighbor. Yeah, and then I 113 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,959 sit next to Olga. So then I met the baby shower, right, 114 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:11,600 I don't know anybody, anybody except for Olga and Paula. That's it, 115 00:08:11,639 --> 00:08:16,399 and might barely know my next door neighbor. Then then I run into Olga's 116 00:08:16,439 --> 00:08:22,000 two sisters, Madi and Nadia, who are hilarious and they're just like Olga. 117 00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:24,839 They're the best. And and then I run into like the two old 118 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:30,600 nannies from our old neighborhood that Olga has stayed in touch with. And this 119 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,600 is like we're talking like sixteen years ago. And Adam used to call like 120 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,840 it's a namboree at our house because all of them would come, the two 121 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:41,399 nannies. So then I run into one of them and I remember her name, 122 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:43,440 Eddica. But then I run into the other one. I can't remember 123 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,519 her name, and she's so happy to see me, and I'm like, 124 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:52,080 oh, what's your name? Oh my god, Marie. Oh yeah, 125 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:56,360 thanks Olga. Anyway, so I'm now I'm friends with like six of the 126 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,840 Latin ladies. And so then I go and mosy my way and I sit 127 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:03,639 at Olga's table because I don't know anybody else. Yeah, why wouldn't you, 128 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:07,840 Right, how many people are there? There's probably like fifteen girls and 129 00:09:07,159 --> 00:09:11,759 it's hosted by the twin. That's so Olga. Before she came to work 130 00:09:11,799 --> 00:09:16,039 for us, she started with the family the boy Girl. They had boy 131 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:22,000 girl twins and they grew up with Paula actually, and they're like the same 132 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:26,080 age and they're now and they're they're thirties. But Olga started with them and 133 00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:28,759 they were like one year old, and then she stayed with them until they 134 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:31,000 were like sixteen or whatever, and then she left and then she came to 135 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,840 us. So she's been with us for seventeen years, going strong. And 136 00:09:37,759 --> 00:09:43,360 now the one daughter, the twin, is throws throwing the party for Paula, 137 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:46,799 which is cute. It's very cute. Yeah. Anyway, so I 138 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:50,279 sat with all the Latin ladies at the table and then they do the they're 139 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:52,919 playing all the games, right, it's a baby shower with all the games. 140 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,240 My least favorite thing in the world, I know, I know, 141 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:58,799 I know games. I had a baby shower. My sister in law through 142 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:03,279 it, me also Chelsea Handler through it from some of my friends and it 143 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:07,279 was my big edict no games. Yeah, one single game. Nothing even 144 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:11,120 that smells like yeah, and I'm not opening drink and hang out yeah same. 145 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:15,200 No. I did end up opening presents because people were so insistent, 146 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,279 right right, yeah, well this, I knew there was gonna be games, 147 00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:20,600 so I just said I was like, gonna go with the flow. 148 00:10:20,759 --> 00:10:24,399 I was picturing myself sitting at a table with nobody and maybe getting lucky talking 149 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:28,799 to Olga. She's available to talk to me, because I was like thinking 150 00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:31,879 to myself, I'm not going to know anybody, but fine, anyway, 151 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:35,000 so I sit, I sit at the table with the Namborees and Olga seisters 152 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:39,279 and I'm and they're all speaking Spanish and I'm laughing because they're having a good 153 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:43,279 time. So I'm laughing with them. And then I'm telling Olga what they 154 00:10:43,279 --> 00:10:46,799 say, what they say, and she's like she's saying that when Paula was 155 00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:50,159 lead all that she shit her pants and then this one la da da da 156 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,799 da. You know, they're telling me the story. Then we're playing baby 157 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,039 bingo. Oh yeah, and then it's like so I'm like getting in, 158 00:10:56,360 --> 00:11:01,320 like okay, baby bottle. So and then I'm like okay, coma say 159 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,080 I'm a baby bottle. And then they're telling me how to say all the 160 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,679 words bib, baby bib. You know in Spanish stroller, how do you 161 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,759 say stroll? A lot of the words are the same in English as they 162 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:13,919 are in Spanish from what I've learned. But had a good time, had 163 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:18,120 a great time. That food was phenomenal, it was fun. Did you 164 00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:22,120 win bingo? I did? I won bingo? You did? Yeah? 165 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,600 Olga kept yelling bingo as a joke, and I'm like, it's shut up, 166 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:28,240 man, I'm into this. I'm gonna play. You gotta show her 167 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:33,000 impractical jokers, jokers bingo, I said. I totally thought of that. 168 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,320 I know. Yeah, I won. I won a shawl, and I 169 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:41,320 won a sippy cup that has like says summertime like o. Not a sippy 170 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,320 cup, but one of those big plastic jugs. Okay, some time somebody 171 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,399 made it and donated the bingo, or they got it at the dollar store, 172 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,840 or they got it at the dollar store. The shawls really cute though. 173 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,399 It was blue, baby blue. Yeah. Olga had her nails. 174 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:58,519 All are her and all are sisters. They're so cute. They had all 175 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,840 their nails done baby blue. You know, because the baby it's a girl. 176 00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:07,279 But I'm just kidding. So, okay, that's bad. So whatever 177 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,799 happened with the neighbor though? So did the neighbor ever talk to you? 178 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,200 No? I sat next to you, tell sat behind me. She still 179 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,559 ignored me at this party. Yes, So I said, I go, 180 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,919 oh god, what's with her? She doesn't say hi to me? And 181 00:12:18,919 --> 00:12:22,240 she goes, oh, no, she's like that. She's like that. 182 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,879 She was like that for a long time with Paula, and then Paula got 183 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:28,039 a dog, and then their dogs started playing and hanging out, and then 184 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,279 she became friends. And I'm like, well, I sweeped her dog into 185 00:12:31,279 --> 00:12:35,320 the bushes, so I don't think she's gonna be saying hi to me anytime 186 00:12:35,399 --> 00:12:41,320 soon. So what happened when you had to kind of sweep the dog's legs? 187 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,639 Well? So did the boyfriend get mad? No? He was yelling 188 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:48,960 at his dogs to get off of my dog. And he's like saying, 189 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,679 he's sorry, sorry, And I was like, I didn't say anything. 190 00:12:50,759 --> 00:12:54,120 I was like whatever, whatever I was pulling, trying to pull Pip Phil 191 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:58,799 away, and he's got his helmet thing on his cone on his head right, 192 00:12:58,919 --> 00:13:01,519 and I'm pulling it. I didn't even he couldn't even defend him. 193 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,679 So he couldn't because he couldn't he didn't have peripheral vision. Because these two 194 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:07,639 little focks are coming after him in two different directions. They're bearing their teeth, 195 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,159 which I hate. Yeah, you know, and I'm like, what, 196 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,600 I don't know if they're gonna bite him or not exactly. Yeah, 197 00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:16,279 they shouldn't have been off leaves, no, I know. I hate that 198 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,159 shit. I've had that happen in my neighborhood. This one guy, I 199 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,840 mean the dog really tried to attack Penelope and I freaked out. You know, 200 00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:28,279 I'm like, I remember dog was running off the law off their front 201 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,240 lawn and I was like, get your dog. And then the guy's like 202 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,759 you need to calm down or whatever, like you need to keep your freaking 203 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:39,679 dogs and dogs barking and growling and trying to attack Penelope. Right, And 204 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:43,879 see, my complex is in in clothes, so I know I don't know 205 00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:48,559 whose dogs these are at first, because I'm just in you know, fight 206 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:52,360 mode to keep Phil safe. I'm not looking around, so but I know 207 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:56,600 that they're from the neighbor there's somebody's it's gotta be turns out my next door 208 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:01,159 neighbor perfect that that's uncomfortable guy with the mall it, he has a wallet, 209 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,960 he's balding with a long hair. Yeah, just shave it at the 210 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,840 right now. Like, what the in your girlfriend too? I come on 211 00:14:11,399 --> 00:14:13,159 lighting up bitch. Well, I don't know why she's in. Say hi 212 00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:16,399 to me and she's just very I don't know. So you didn't want to 213 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:20,399 just be like, hey, it's me your neighbor. No, I didn't 214 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,759 I hear you? And then I then I was trying to leave at one 215 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:26,759 point and all goa goes. You're not leaving, are you? Like? 216 00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:31,360 Oh no, I'm switching to I'm going to sit by year seasters. Then 217 00:14:31,399 --> 00:14:33,639 I sat with them for a while and then I was like all right, 218 00:14:35,399 --> 00:14:39,240 after three hours, right a baby shower? I was done. Yeah, 219 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,360 but it was very sweet. Mexican baby showers are long. Yeah, they 220 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:46,080 go for a long time. I was out. When my kids were in 221 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:52,440 elementary school, we would get invited to a lot of the Hispanic families birthday 222 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:56,960 parties and stuff, and it was so funny because you know, white people 223 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,000 have a birthday party, you're in out two hours. They put the time 224 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,720 it's this is one to three at three o'clock, see you later. Yeah, 225 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,480 there's no end time, see your way out. Yeah, oh no, 226 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,399 the one to three would never be on These Mexican families would be like 227 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:20,720 you'd get there at like one fifteen, nobody's there. No, they're like 228 00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:24,320 just the family, like they're they're looking at you like what why are you 229 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,399 even here? And I remember before, before I got used to it and 230 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:33,519 understood the cultural difference, you'd be like, like, are you guys gonna 231 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:37,159 be doing cake soon? Because like you know, now there said this was 232 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,080 like we figured one to three, but it's now like six pm. We're 233 00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:45,240 kind of wondering, like like we're the kids want cake like they're in the 234 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,080 second grade, you know, And they'd be like, oh no. I 235 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:52,799 mean there's times, yes, like there'll be like you know, you get 236 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,840 there and then there's they were running on time pretty well at the baby shower. 237 00:15:56,919 --> 00:16:00,440 But there's times where I've gone to these parties and you get and you're 238 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,080 starving and they just have crackers and cheese out, and but you can smell 239 00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:07,000 you can see them setting up like the barbecue, so you know there's gonna 240 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,240 be real food coming right then it's like you've been there for two hours and 241 00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:15,360 they're just starting the grill. And then they're like, what the hell's starving? 242 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:17,759 Like, when is this gonna? Is it gonna? Are we gonna 243 00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:21,759 eat Ambergers anytime soon? Then you start smelling the food being cooked and not 244 00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:23,279 ready yet. No no no, no, no, no no no. 245 00:16:23,639 --> 00:16:27,960 Then four hours go by, another beer, Yeah, no more savasis for 246 00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:33,720 me. I'm hungry now at this point, come on. Yeah. It's 247 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:37,759 so funny. And then the the they don't end though either. It's like 248 00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:41,799 you have to basically be like, okay, bye because the family, they'll 249 00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:45,559 stay. They're just hanging out there there the duration. The family's the family. 250 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,240 They're there right and they're having a good old time and they're on their 251 00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:51,919 own time and they're hospitable. They're like stay, like where are you going 252 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,240 right, And you're like, but this is my fifth hour and my kids 253 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,759 to bed. They're like, we're still doing down. There's like a fourth 254 00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:03,400 dessert, you know. They're like, but we haven't done the pinata yet. 255 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:11,000 You're like, I gotta go some egos. Yeah, it's very different 256 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,839 than us white folks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, honestly Whitey's were like, 257 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,480 it's been an hour and forty five minutes. Get the fuck out, 258 00:17:17,759 --> 00:17:22,960 bye bye, I got here. Oh yeah, that we have no family. 259 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:29,799 I know, they're like, where are your parents? Yet there's no 260 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:36,519 answer. Uncle, there's no ceasters, no no ceasters. Okay, so 261 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:41,079 Phil got out. Yes, this is that, this was at the house. 262 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,039 As this is at the house. Yeah, and let's talk. 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Visit better help dot com slash fcol today to get ten percent 288 00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:34,160 off your first month. That's Better Help h e lp dot com slash fcol 289 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:40,359 bo. So you're I can't believe I didn't tell this story. This happened 290 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,200 a few weeks ago. Okay, well you forgot it. Well you remember 291 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:47,000 when we got that pounding on our house set, yeah, thing. Yeah, 292 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:51,440 So I was talking to people. I've never post on nextdoor, but 293 00:19:51,519 --> 00:19:55,880 I love going down that rabbit hole. So I did post on nextdoor, 294 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,279 app like, hey, this happened to us. Is it happening? You 295 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:02,400 know what's going on in our neighborhood? Thing? Then my next door neighbor 296 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,279 or she no, she's the lady that lives at the end of the street 297 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:08,160 in our cul de sac. She responded and said, you know what was 298 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,119 going on, like she heard helicopters and police and stuff like that. Anyway, 299 00:20:12,519 --> 00:20:18,400 so I guess when you ever you message somebody, so then we exchange 300 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,799 phone numbers on you know, direct message on next door. So whenever that 301 00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:26,039 happens, you get an email, right right. So okay, so I've 302 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,559 that happened all right. Now, fast forward a few weeks later. I'm 303 00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:33,440 at the condo. The kids are at the house, and it's a Saturday 304 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:37,680 afternoon. Actually Natalia is off. Natalia was there and now she's gone. 305 00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:41,079 Sonny's at home by himself. I get it. I looked at I look 306 00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:44,799 at my email. I get an email on my next door app and it's 307 00:20:44,839 --> 00:20:48,279 my neighbor at the end of the street, Higlandette. Phil was out this 308 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:51,119 morning, but just so you know, I put him back in your backyard. 309 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,599 He's in your backyard now and I was like, oh, well, 310 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:57,359 thank you. And the thing is, people are always Phil is micro chip, 311 00:20:57,599 --> 00:21:00,880 and people are always like, why does any ever has collar on? 312 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,599 So people know where That's a good question. But he goes in the pool 313 00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:10,279 so much. He's gotten so many rashes around his neck from that collar being 314 00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:14,079 wet, right, and if anybody has like, is there a waterproof collar 315 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:15,839 out there? I don't know. And also I would like to get him 316 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:18,920 GPS so I can track him where he is at. You can get one 317 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,559 of those. You can get that tracks. You can always just it's like 318 00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:26,759 a tile for your keys, but you have it for your dog. I 319 00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:30,359 would love that. But he doesn't wear a collar. That's the problem. 320 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:36,480 So people similar things. She has a caller with her tags on it. 321 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:40,640 She as soon as we put it on her she takes it off. Even 322 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,480 if we put it on too tight then she can't get it off. But 323 00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:47,279 then she like is like she has a like she's trying to get it off 324 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:48,839 all the time. It makes her crazy. I don't know why, right, 325 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:52,720 And we don't have a collar. She's chipped too, but she just 326 00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:57,920 doesn't go anywhere. But Phil does. Phil he's a wanderer. He's a 327 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:06,200 man about town. I mean he is fat black stone and gad there's no 328 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,319 moss. And we talked about there. One time I was on the Facebook 329 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:15,319 community page of our community and there's Phil, like there's this picture on like 330 00:22:15,319 --> 00:22:18,359 like having a good old time shot, like a mug shot. Anybody know 331 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,200 whose dog this is? I found it and I was like, oh my 332 00:22:21,279 --> 00:22:25,680 god. So now I'm like okay. So then I called I thanked the 333 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:27,599 lady for dropping Phil back off. And then I called Sunny and I go, 334 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,359 hey, you're at home. I said, Phil's in the backyard. 335 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,240 Is there something open? And how did he get out? Because the neighbor 336 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,640 found him and he goes, oh, And then he goes, oh, 337 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,279 I saw him. I just walked by. He was in the backyard. 338 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:42,680 I'll go get him. So then he goes and I go check all the 339 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:47,440 gates because the other thing too, we have we have a lot of foot 340 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:51,440 traffic going on because we're showing the house, right, So that's the thing. 341 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,839 And so he goes out. He goes, and many five minutes later 342 00:22:55,839 --> 00:22:57,759 he calls me and he goes he was in the backyard. Now I don't 343 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:02,839 I can't find him. Yeah, And I'm like, I'm getting ready to 344 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,519 go out. You know, this is like five o'clock. I've got a 345 00:23:04,559 --> 00:23:08,920 dinner, I'm going getting ready to go to I'm thirty minutes from home, 346 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:14,720 basically, yeah, So Sunny's at home by himself. I said, where's 347 00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:18,160 dad. Dad's an hour away. So I'm like, oh, god, 348 00:23:18,279 --> 00:23:22,039 okay, Sonny, what you know. I said, get on your electric 349 00:23:22,079 --> 00:23:25,680 bike. Go look for because Sonny's got his electric bike, right, And 350 00:23:25,759 --> 00:23:27,960 I said, go look for Phil. I guess I'm gonna drive home and 351 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:32,720 go I'm gonna come home and help you. So and then I call our 352 00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,559 next door I get our next door neighbor on the phone. She's in Palm 353 00:23:34,599 --> 00:23:37,559 Spring, she's not home. She gives me the name of the lady across 354 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:42,039 the street and goes, she's she's got an her adult son is at home. 355 00:23:42,079 --> 00:23:45,960 He can help Sonny. And then I tell Sonny I'm gonna call and 356 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,759 go Sonny. He's like, don't bother everybody. Don't Sonny's embarrassed. He's 357 00:23:48,759 --> 00:23:52,519 like, don't call the Calorie, don't get the neighbors involved. He's they 358 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,240 all find Phil, and if you're gonna come home, you can help me. 359 00:23:56,279 --> 00:23:56,920 And I'm like, all right, at this point, you don't know 360 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,440 how long Phil has been gone, right, I don't. I have no 361 00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:03,519 idea than a few hours. Yes, And I'm now worried, Like, 362 00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:06,039 where the hell's Phil? I don't know how well, Yeah, I don't 363 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:08,559 know. I'm worried about him. So I get in the car. Yeah, 364 00:24:08,559 --> 00:24:12,240 I'm probably a touch embarrassed since the lot he had just gotten out exactly. 365 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,599 Cul de Sac Lady's like, hey, your dog's back in the backyard, 366 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,559 and now you're like, oh, back out. Yeah, And I 367 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,559 sent her an email a direct message, and I go by the way just 368 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,839 in case your home Phil got out again and my son is home alone. 369 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,319 I'm on my way, but if you're around, she answers me the next 370 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,480 day. Sorry, I didn't see this till the next anyway. So I 371 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,559 get in the car. My hair's I just get out of the shower. 372 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,680 My hair is all wet and a towel, I get in the car, 373 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,400 I drive Sonny's like on. Then I get a text from my next door 374 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,920 neighbor who's in Palm Springs, telling me that she talked to the lady across 375 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,240 the street son and he in fact, she got a hold of him and 376 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:52,519 he said there's an englishman in the cul de sac on the other street that 377 00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:57,599 has Phil, Like he's an Australian guy in the neighborhood. And I call 378 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:03,599 Sonny and Sun I fed like a I need like a map like brook you 379 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,200 know that podcast we did like with timelines and like, yeah, who's arrows 380 00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:15,000 and like family map of Yeah, to know who these people are. Go 381 00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:18,319 on, So ladies call. Then she sends me a text though I'm driving 382 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:22,839 now on the freeway. Sonny's on the bike on the go. He goes 383 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,640 and finds he finds Phil, and then Sonny goes, I got him. 384 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:30,480 I'm on my bike, I got I took his he took his leash with 385 00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:33,480 him. I'm I'm taking him home. As I'm getting off the freeway after 386 00:25:33,519 --> 00:25:37,519 I sat in traffic by the way to get to Sonny. As I get 387 00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:42,079 home, he finds Phil. How did Sonny find the Englishman. He went 388 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:47,599 down. He went down this one this one area that Phil likes to go 389 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,279 down. He took he took his time. He went down there and he 390 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,799 found the guy and he was there and I was telling him that the neighbor 391 00:25:53,839 --> 00:25:56,039 said, and he goes, I already found here. I beat you to 392 00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:00,319 it. And so he found the guy. Well at least he and go 393 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,960 off to like a horse trail. That's the thing he does, go on 394 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:07,440 trails. Yeah, I know, Thank god. This time he came out 395 00:26:07,519 --> 00:26:11,640 onto the main street. Okay, so you did you go home? No? 396 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,319 I As soon as I got off the freeway, Sonny goes, I 397 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,279 got him. I'm home. I'm practically home. So did you turn around? 398 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,400 Yeah, I go, okay, are you good? You put him 399 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,440 in the house now, please keep his collar on. Put him in the 400 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,400 house, you know, and got check he did. He checks those gays 401 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,799 because Sonny hates when Phil gets out. It bothers him, right, Yeah, 402 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:33,079 So he checked all the gates and that was that. And I got 403 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,920 home and that's that. You know, this dog just doesn't stop. Whether 404 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,039 he's in surgery or he's out and about man about town. He's a handful. 405 00:26:42,599 --> 00:26:48,480 It's usually when I'm not there. By the way, Well, I 406 00:26:48,599 --> 00:26:52,359 had an eventful day the other day. I have a little story for you. 407 00:26:52,720 --> 00:27:00,319 Okay, So when I told you this, but when Elby did not 408 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:04,039 get into college or did not get into any of the colleges she wanted to 409 00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:07,000 go to, and it was becoming very clear that she was going to have 410 00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:12,519 to do community college, I told her and she was so upset. I 411 00:27:12,599 --> 00:27:15,039 was like, well, look, you know, so you'll live at home. 412 00:27:15,319 --> 00:27:18,200 You're going to save us a whole bunch of money. Because I don't 413 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:23,680 know if people realize this, but since Elby's doing a one year program, 414 00:27:23,839 --> 00:27:30,920 she'll she'll start school as a junior, right, so she's basically doing two 415 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,799 years of community college in one year because she has enough credits from her from 416 00:27:34,839 --> 00:27:38,720 high school to move her ahead. So anyway, the whole point of that 417 00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:42,920 meets saying that is it's a very big money saver. And I was like, 418 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,720 well, look, we're going to get you a car so that you 419 00:27:47,759 --> 00:27:49,839 know, because I'm like, she needs to live at home. She shouldn't 420 00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:53,200 be. I don't think she should be going out and getting an apartment and 421 00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:59,480 trying to do that, like save your money, get your car and but 422 00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:03,480 then we promptly didn't get her a car because John and I take forever to 423 00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:08,240 do anything, like we're so indecisive. So then our whole thing was like, 424 00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:14,160 Okay, do we like Li's a car? You know? Well, 425 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,680 John and I both have very different anxieties, Like I am way more scrappy 426 00:28:18,759 --> 00:28:25,440 because he's like East Coast Wasp grew up with like not rich at all, 427 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,480 Like he went to like private school, like a boarding school, but he 428 00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:34,160 was local basically prep school, I should say, right, but like his 429 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,519 parents drove used cars, and like he was definitely not rich, and he 430 00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:41,039 was around a bunch of rich people, but he grew up his parents had 431 00:28:41,079 --> 00:28:47,000 money and stability, and I grew up without a lot of that and was 432 00:28:47,319 --> 00:28:51,640 way scrappier. And to me, like, no one was going to be 433 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,200 buying me a car, Like that's insane. Like I bought my first car, 434 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,279 which I've told you many times, for a thousand dollars with almost one 435 00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:02,799 hundred thousand miles on it. Yeah too. But John was like, like, 436 00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:07,440 we're getting her a safe car, you know. And it's funny because 437 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,480 my brain goes both ways. As the mom, I'm like, yeah, 438 00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:12,400 of course we're getting her a safe car. But like, as the kid 439 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,160 who didn't get anyone to buy me a car, I'm like, can't. 440 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:19,640 Why shouldn't she suck it up and have like a s a shitty beat her 441 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:26,680 car? Like of course in practice, Like so we've been talking to Adam 442 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,799 and like going back and forth of like because Adam's giving me advice. Our 443 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,599 our guy, Adam, Adam who I've do his ads for him, Adam 444 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,640 Learner, Adam Lerner. So I've been going back and forth with Adam and 445 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,119 I'm like, well, what do you think we should do? And I'm 446 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,559 looking on cars dot com and I'm just checking out everything available and he's like 447 00:29:45,599 --> 00:29:48,559 telling me, okay, this lease and maybe you should think about this. 448 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,279 But every time we get close to it, then John goes, I don't 449 00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:55,799 know, and like maybe we should do this. So then then you know 450 00:29:55,839 --> 00:29:56,920 what, I just go, oh, let's just table it for a minute. 451 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:02,799 And I'm always like, anyway, my foot is broken. But it's 452 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:08,160 really annoying to share the thing is that when Elbe was in school, I 453 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,640 wasn't going place as much. So we have two cars, we're both home 454 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,119 all the time, so it wasn't really a pain except for every once in 455 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,079 a while, like you're like, I want to just I want to go 456 00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:22,759 out with my friends or something, but Elbie's out with the car. And 457 00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:26,519 then it's like John can't go get the kids dinner or take anybody anywhere. 458 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,279 And now the kids are wanting to go places more. It's become My point 459 00:30:30,319 --> 00:30:33,799 is it's becoming more of a pain in the app And we did already promise 460 00:30:33,839 --> 00:30:37,279 her a while ago. But she's a really good kid and she doesn't go 461 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,200 like, hey, where's my car, like ever right, But I've told 462 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,920 her. I've been like, don't worry, like we're on it. I'm 463 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,480 looking. But she also knows what that means when it comes to me, 464 00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:51,799 She's like, that means i'll get a car in twenty twenty five. Yeah. 465 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,759 So anyway, I just got like a while I was like, you 466 00:30:56,799 --> 00:31:00,759 know what we need to do that. We need to do this. We 467 00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:03,759 need to get her a car because school's about to start back up. She's 468 00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:10,079 about to start driving to her classes and I don't want to be sharing a 469 00:31:10,079 --> 00:31:12,640 car anymore, and I want her to like, and her boyfriend's about to 470 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:18,599 leave for school, She's going to get real sad and she's and it's summertime. 471 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,640 She wants to go play. She's out with the car all the time. 472 00:31:21,799 --> 00:31:23,559 I feel like I'm having to share a car with John as it is. 473 00:31:25,039 --> 00:31:29,000 So I just said, you know what we gotta do this, didn't 474 00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:32,240 talk to Elbi about it. I looked up a car. I looked up 475 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:37,480 at two thousand sixteen Jetta and it had because it had less than fifty thousand 476 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:42,319 miles on it, and it was like, those are good cars, right, 477 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:48,039 they are, but we're not used to driving jettas we never had a 478 00:31:48,119 --> 00:31:53,039 Jetta. So anyway, I present the idea to John getting a used car 479 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,079 and he's like, okay. So I send the car to Adam and Adam 480 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:02,480 texted me back He's like apps, not like well, He's like, look, 481 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,559 i'll get you. I'll find you a much better deal on a Jetta. 482 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:10,079 Do not go earlier than twenty eighteen. Yeah, he's like, the 483 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,400 car's almost eight years old at this point. I give her a car even 484 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,039 if it has less than fifty thousand miles. Stuff is going to start to 485 00:32:17,079 --> 00:32:22,960 go wrong. But then he was like, if you're interested in to use 486 00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:25,799 Jetta, I have a hook up for one. So he sends me this 487 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,519 car and it's a twenty twenty Jetta that had just been leased for three years, 488 00:32:30,559 --> 00:32:36,319 still under warranty, only like a thousand dollars more than the twenty sixteen, 489 00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:40,720 like a very low price. So I show it to John and shockingly, 490 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,319 John is like, yeah, it seems like a good car. Sends 491 00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:47,839 it to his friend, who knows a lot about cars, just as it 492 00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:51,880 like, it's like, Adam's my friend. So he sends it to his 493 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,480 friend who's like into cars, and the guy's like, yeah, Jettas are 494 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:59,799 pretty safe and they last a long time. So John's like okay. So 495 00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:05,519 then, so this was on Saturday. You're gonna love this part of the 496 00:33:05,559 --> 00:33:09,599 story. I'm like. So Adam's like, listen, my guy at this 497 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,759 dealership, we can just deliver you the car. Decide you want the car, 498 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,079 like Sight Unseen. If you want to test drive the car, though, 499 00:33:17,519 --> 00:33:22,960 you gotta go to Garden Grove. Oh hell, which is like disneyl 500 00:33:22,119 --> 00:33:25,160 It's far, it's far, and it's trafficky. There's no good time to 501 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,480 go to Garden Grove. Now, Garden Grove is like past where you live, 502 00:33:29,559 --> 00:33:31,000 Kalen, I think just a little bit. Yeah, yeah, a 503 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:37,119 little bit past where you live. But then it's like far off the it's 504 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:42,519 not just Garden Grove. It's like you were talking about when you went to 505 00:33:40,359 --> 00:33:45,480 Ye, Like, yeah, it's not right there. You can't see it 506 00:33:45,519 --> 00:33:50,720 from the freeway. Okay. So anyway, we were both like, Okay, 507 00:33:50,839 --> 00:33:54,599 well I got a broken foot. I'm not gonna be able to drive 508 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,240 this car home even if we go. So Adams like, if you guys 509 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,000 want to go, oh, but I was like, feels kind of wrong 510 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:07,359 to just to just buy a used car site of but can't she go to 511 00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:10,719 like a Jetta, you know, place nearby? And because we wanted to 512 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:15,639 surprise her, oh, I didn't want to tell her, like let her 513 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,000 think that she's never getting this car, because that's her. How Steph and 514 00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:22,079 John are, They're just like, well, then who's going to test the 515 00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:27,760 car? You can't you guys go to Blaze close by close? No? 516 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,239 Because well here's the thing. It's a used car. So if it was 517 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:37,360 a brand new car, sure we could go test any old Jetta and then 518 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:42,519 go, okay, order it. But it's like it's just you don't know 519 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:47,599 right, Like it only had twenty nine thousand miles on it like over three 520 00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:52,599 year old car, but like we don't know and you want to see it, 521 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,000 like you could look at a picture, but what happens if you you're 522 00:34:55,159 --> 00:35:00,400 buying. We were going to buy this car outright, so we were just 523 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:04,960 like, it just seems like a mistake. There's no refunds, Like it 524 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 seems like a mistake to not see this car in person. But at the 525 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:12,679 same time, we're like, that's a three that's three hours right right, 526 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,280 yeah, but we decided to do it. Should we take a quick break, 527 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,480 Let's take it. What happened? What happened? What happened happen. 528 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:24,000 Let's talk about Neutraful, which I love, and I have been taking Neutraful 529 00:35:24,119 --> 00:35:28,360 for well over a year now, and I take it religiously, and my 530 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,159 hair is thick and healthy. And I noticed less shedding, which I love, 531 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:37,159 and because my hair was very weak and thin, and I was shedding 532 00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:42,039 a lot before I got on Neutraful. 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So we 551 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,639 were just like, okay, we're doing this. We're gonna do this. 552 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:10,679 So we and Adam was like making the wheeling and dealing with the dealership for 553 00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:15,480 me, getting the price locked in so that they don't like, let's go 554 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,559 a question. Any time people like we go look for cars, they're always 555 00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:22,280 far away? Why can't the car be in van eyes? Like why like 556 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:29,480 it's always in Costa Mesa, or or or Victorville or you know, El 557 00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:32,320 Segundo. And yeah, I was looking for a car recently, and every 558 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,480 time I found one that I was like, oh that's a good deal. 559 00:37:35,559 --> 00:37:39,840 Yeah it was in like yeahs like forest, Like what the first Yeah, 560 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:44,360 buy a car so far away? Anyway, I don't know, but like 561 00:37:44,519 --> 00:37:51,000 there were there are some jettas that were closer, but there was like this 562 00:37:51,119 --> 00:37:54,840 car still under warranty, it's got another eight months left on the warranty. 563 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,920 There were things about it that I was like, it's like, oh, 564 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,679 there'd be another one, but it would have like forty thousand miles on it. 565 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:06,639 This one had only twenty nine and it's like eleven thousand miles kind of 566 00:38:06,679 --> 00:38:08,920 makes a difference. That's like a year's where on a car. So I 567 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:13,519 was like, there's just enough things about this car that feel like it makes 568 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:15,239 it worth it to go out there. Yeah, I get it, and 569 00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:20,000 and I looked even on the website. Anyway, it doesn't really matter. 570 00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:22,280 But Adam was Adam said, he goes, well, they'll bring the car 571 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,480 to you. I was like, well, we just feel like it would 572 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,960 be a mistake not to test drive it. Yeah, they still spoiler alert, 573 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,320 they still have to drive the car out to us because I didn't. 574 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:37,320 I couldn't drive. We both went out there, but even though we ended 575 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:43,480 up buying the car, we couldn't. I couldn't drive that car or our 576 00:38:43,559 --> 00:38:46,920 car back home that far because on my foot. Yeah. I have been 577 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:51,760 driving a little bit around town, but just that's a long drive in traffic 578 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,199 without the boot on my foot. Anyway, So we drive all the way 579 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:59,679 out there. I mean, it was kind of fun. We listened to 580 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,920 a podcast, oh that's listened to The Opportunist and all the way back to 581 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,199 episode to the first her first episode which is about Sherry Shriner, which is 582 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:14,559 this end of the world cult right crazy story turned John onto that we're having 583 00:39:14,599 --> 00:39:19,280 fun. We get out there. It's just so funny because it's just kind 584 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,920 of anti climatic because we see the car and we're like, yeah, it 585 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,880 looks just like the picture. And the guy's like, great, you want 586 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:29,840 to test drive it. We test drive it. We're like yeah, drives 587 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,920 just like a brand new car, like nothing to see here, and we're 588 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,960 like, well, yeah, I mean yeah, let's buy it. Yeah, 589 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:43,199 what color is it? It's white? Oh nice? So you know 590 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:49,960 this is like the teen or late teen or early twenties girl car, like 591 00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:54,480 a white Volkswagen Jetta apparently, And I found out because our insurance, you 592 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:58,760 know, it's going to be it adds a lot of money to insurance. 593 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:06,000 Are insure Lady said, insurance is high on Jetta's why because they're the most 594 00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:09,920 popular car among youth youth drivers, and youth drivers get in the most accidents 595 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:15,639 interest so insurance right now is like crazy. Anyway, right I had to 596 00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:22,360 get insurance for the car that I got, and it was just it was 597 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,559 it was absolutely insane. I didn't know what I was gonna do. Luckily, 598 00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:29,280 Amy was able to like put me on her her family's state farm plan. 599 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,880 They've had state farm for like thirty or forty years. So I got 600 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,760 But before that, I was going from insurance to insurance to insurance. I 601 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,239 tried to get an insurance broker through Patrick. Even that deal was expensive. 602 00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,039 It was like, what the fuck is going on with insurance right now? 603 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:44,079 Yeah, we have a broker, Yeah, because we're trying to get Sunny 604 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,519 on our insurance. Now that he's guys driver's license. It's crazy. It 605 00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:51,159 is the only good thing is if he's got a good GPA, then they'll 606 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,079 give you a discount. That's about it. Yeah, so Elbi had that 607 00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:58,480 she had the good GPA. That so did Sonny. The good student discount 608 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,119 it's called. But then that much that then Elbie got in an accident, 609 00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:10,440 remember she hit a car on the freeway on the entry entry. Thank you 610 00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:16,320 and that you're our insurance skyrocketed yea, and it we won't go back down 611 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:21,360 for another year because she it was two years ago. What a year from 612 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,280 October she'll have Yeah, she got her license like end of August, and 613 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:29,760 by October she'd had her first little fender bender. The thing is like a 614 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:34,000 lot of teenagers get an a fender and then your rates. Shoot, it's 615 00:41:34,039 --> 00:41:37,079 already high, and then you have a kid who's had an accident. Now 616 00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:42,039 it's really high. There's no way around it. John kept saying, I 617 00:41:42,079 --> 00:41:45,000 know, but the insurance. But the insurance. I'm like, I mean, 618 00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:49,280 it's there's no way around it. Like it is what it is. 619 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,119 Yeah. So anyway, we were there for a long time, so now 620 00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:58,599 I've gotten used to something to know about having a car broker. Like if 621 00:41:58,639 --> 00:42:00,119 I just let Adam do the steal for me, and if it was a 622 00:42:00,119 --> 00:42:02,880 new car or a least car, the car would just show up in our 623 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,840 driveway and then you just signed the paperwork. But when you go to a 624 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,880 dealership, Oh my god, it's really like that old school. Like I 625 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,199 hadn't dealt with this in a in many years because we've always used car brokers 626 00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:21,239 and the last couple of cars with Adam. But now like we're at this 627 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,559 car dealership because Adam wasn't gonna go like we if we wanted it delivered, 628 00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:28,159 Adam would have met us in our driveway, the car would have come, 629 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,639 that paperwork would have been pre done, literally sign it. Have a good 630 00:42:32,679 --> 00:42:37,760 day. No, So you're you're sit there with the guy. We have 631 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,559 to sign all this paperwork, and we're like, we're paying for the car, 632 00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:45,679 doesn't matter. To run your credit then you then you have to go 633 00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,320 in and with the finance guy and they never have a sense of humor. 634 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,039 They just look at you. We're trying to make jokes. I'm like, 635 00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:52,440 do we get like a mug? Do we get like a Volkswagen bug. 636 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,440 He's like, no, I don't do. I don't give anything for free. 637 00:42:55,599 --> 00:42:59,119 How about a pen? I know. I was like, okay, 638 00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:02,840 we're kind of kidding and be here all day like he was super serious. 639 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,599 But uh but like anyway, all the people there at this place is Garden 640 00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:13,719 Grove, Volkswagen of Garden Grove. Like everybody was super nice though, you 641 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,239 know, and they're like, can we get you water? Can we get 642 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,480 you this? I mean, you're buying a car. They're like nice to 643 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:23,039 you, you know, but anyway, Okay, meanwhile, Elby has no 644 00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:29,880 idea. So Elbi, we were in our Prius and Elbi loves to drive 645 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,320 our other our Volkswagontiguans. So now it's getting late and I'm like, John, 646 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,639 Elby's gonna totally know we can't surprise her because she's gonna like three sixties 647 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:43,599 and see that. We're at Volkswagen Garden Grove and I had told her that. 648 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,440 I was like, don't worry, we're looking at some cars and she 649 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,880 you know. So I'm like, she's gonna put two and two together. 650 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,119 John goes, no, she's not. She's a teenager. She doesn't give 651 00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:57,760 a fuck where we are. I'm gonna turned out to be true. She's 652 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:02,280 not like men something. Where is she? Where are my kids? John's 653 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,639 like, they don't do that. They don't care. I know. But 654 00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:08,239 I was like, but she has to leave for work at like four thirty, 655 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,159 around the time that it's getting to be four thirties, she's gonna be 656 00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,480 like, where's the car because it's got her parking pass in it. And 657 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:17,000 I'm like, then she's gonna lie through sixties. John's like, no, 658 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:22,360 she's not. She's gonna text us and go, hey, you guys have 659 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,079 the prius. I need my parking paths. So I text her and I'm 660 00:44:25,119 --> 00:44:29,119 like, hey, you need to take the other car to work. And 661 00:44:29,159 --> 00:44:30,880 she's like, oh, you're gonna be gone, And I was like, 662 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,599 yeah, we're gonna be getting home after you leave for work. And she's 663 00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:38,679 like oh okay. So I need my parking pass. I'm like, well, 664 00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:42,599 we won't be home in time. She's like okay, I'll figure it 665 00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:47,760 out. Doesn't care. Okay. So we get home. We don't have 666 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:52,280 the car with us because I can't drive it home, but they were delivering 667 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:59,039 it the next morning. So Elby goes to work. After work, she 668 00:44:59,079 --> 00:45:05,679 goes to her boyfriend's doesn't come home until the next morning, went so John. 669 00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,880 So we get the car, park it on the street in front of 670 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,679 the house. I'm like, well, she's gonna pull up to the driveway 671 00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,639 and she's gonna be like, oh, like she's gonna see it. And 672 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,280 John's like, no, she's not. And I was like, yeah, 673 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:22,159 she is that Joe goes Elbi. He's like, she's Elby is not that 674 00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:28,000 observant, I promise you. And I was like okay, I'm all you 675 00:45:28,039 --> 00:45:30,679 know. He's like, listen, let me run the play like you just 676 00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:34,679 don't worry about it. It's gonna be a surprise, okay. So Elbie 677 00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:38,079 comes home, walks in the house. Oh, and I'm peeking at her 678 00:45:38,119 --> 00:45:42,159 through the blinds through our bedroom and he's like, go ahead and watch her 679 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:44,280 if you want. She's not going to look back at that car. She 680 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,679 doesn't think. She's not thinking about it. I look at her, does 681 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,519 not have in She doesn't look back. She gets out of the car. 682 00:45:50,639 --> 00:45:53,480 She head down, looking at her phone. Comes into the house. John 683 00:45:53,559 --> 00:45:59,920 goes elby and she's like yeah, and he's like, listen, you're not 684 00:46:00,159 --> 00:46:04,599 in trouble, but just like you need you need to stop driving the Volkswagen 685 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,400 like as much. And she's like, well, Mom told me to take 686 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:13,119 it to work because like you guys had the pree like immediately like defensive but 687 00:46:13,159 --> 00:46:17,039 not like upset. He's like, listen, I get it. He's like, 688 00:46:17,079 --> 00:46:22,199 but just like lately, you've just really been driving the Volkswagen a lot, 689 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,400 and like I've talked to you about putting the miles on that Volkswagen. 690 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,480 And she's like, no, I know, I know, okay, okay. 691 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,639 And he's like, so I just think a good remedy to that would 692 00:46:30,679 --> 00:46:35,440 be for you to drive your own Volkswagen. And it was so cute, 693 00:46:35,519 --> 00:46:39,280 you guys face. She was like, not computing. She was just like 694 00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:44,400 huh. And he hands her her keys, We put her keys, We 695 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,679 put her a little air freshener. She had like this little daisy air freshener 696 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:52,119 on her car and then he hands her. We put she has a keychain 697 00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:54,800 that just has her house keys, right, and I added the car keys 698 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,440 to her little keychain. And so he hands her her keychain and she was 699 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:06,119 like wait, wait what And I was like, your basic bitchmobiles right outside 700 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,360 because right, yeah, I've told you. I'lbi refers to herself as a 701 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:14,760 basic bitch. And I knew that this white Volkswagen Jetta was the most basic 702 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:20,960 bitch car that has ever carved, Like this is like the white Volkswagen cabriolet. 703 00:47:21,599 --> 00:47:23,840 Are you yes? This is what I knew this would be her dream 704 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,360 card. This is such the LBI vibe. I was like, oh, 705 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:32,159 and okay, anyway, so I walk outside behind her. We're like, 706 00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:37,039 go see her car, and she takes one look at the car and she's 707 00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:40,280 just like, oh my god, oh my god, this is for me. 708 00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:45,519 It was really really cute, rewarded. Did you should have recorded? 709 00:47:45,559 --> 00:47:49,360 We did I have it? I'll posted, I'll post the video. She 710 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,119 was so cute and then she was like, oh my god, and she 711 00:47:52,199 --> 00:47:55,119 was like running around in circles and then she got in the car and she 712 00:47:55,199 --> 00:47:59,920 was like, drove it around the block and was like, oh my god, 713 00:48:00,119 --> 00:48:02,000 this is the best car I've ever driven. It drive so it drives 714 00:48:02,039 --> 00:48:06,639 better than our both of our cars. I'm not kidding. I believe it. 715 00:48:06,639 --> 00:48:08,920 It's like an eight cylinder, it's turbo. It drives faster, has 716 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:14,119 better pick up than either of our cars. That's great. She's so excited. 717 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,840 Oh my god, that's the best. Best best is when you can 718 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:21,400 supervise them. Yeah. I mean I remember when I got my first car. 719 00:48:21,519 --> 00:48:23,760 I had to pay for it, but I remember I put it in 720 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:28,280 the driveway. I was so excited every morning when I woke up, Oh 721 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,239 my god, I got a car, Like, oh my god, I 722 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,960 get to go drive my own car. Yeah, it's my own car. 723 00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:36,760 I could do whatever the fuck I want except for crash it. And then 724 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,119 you know, it was the best feeling ever. Yeah, yeah, oh 725 00:48:39,159 --> 00:48:44,199 yeah. She's so excited. And then it's covered by insurance. So this 726 00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,719 morning, like got it onto the insurance, put me, got the insurance 727 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:51,920 card, put it in the dashboard, put her parking pass back on her 728 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,480 rear view mirror, and then like left the and then I texted her, 729 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:58,239 I was like, your car is ready to drive, and she was so 730 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,719 excited. Oh my god, will best like two in the afternoon. That's 731 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:07,960 the best feeling. That's awesome. Well, I think we'll trade off and 732 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,840 on with the parking space. But there's plenty of parking in front of our 733 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:14,559 house. She's just Tuesdays and Wednesdays. You have to just make sure you're 734 00:49:14,559 --> 00:49:16,519 on the right side of the street, right, But I mean it's great. 735 00:49:16,559 --> 00:49:20,360 There's always parking right in front of our house. Oh. I love 736 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,079 that. I know. I think it will take the sting out of like. 737 00:49:22,639 --> 00:49:30,559 But by the way, I'm already feeling the freedom because normally I'm like, 738 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,960 Okay, I'm going to the podcast, but like Elby is going to 739 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,400 be gone, so you don't have a car. You're not gonna have a 740 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,840 car, like for the whole afternoon, right right, because we're we're here 741 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,679 for like three and a half hours, plus a half hour to drive back 742 00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:49,159 and forth. He's out of a car for four hours. So today it 743 00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,519 was just like okay, f him. Yeah, like my own car. 744 00:49:51,639 --> 00:49:54,039 I was driving in the Prius. Yeah, that's great. That's a great 745 00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:59,880 feeling. Oh, I'm just congratulations, so fun a great very adult. 746 00:50:00,159 --> 00:50:04,679 Yeah, I've never like I bought my child a car, Like it's crazy, 747 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,239 I know, like what a rite of passage. I just felt like 748 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:14,159 this is such like I was looking at my not even my child self, 749 00:50:14,159 --> 00:50:20,000 but like my early twenties self. That was just like partying. And honestly 750 00:50:20,079 --> 00:50:22,320 even my late twenties self. I was like, did I ever think that 751 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:27,559 I was going to be like married buying my child a car? Like that's 752 00:50:27,639 --> 00:50:30,440 stable, right, No, and never to be able to buy your child 753 00:50:30,599 --> 00:50:37,119 a safe and economical car. And like again, my first car was missing 754 00:50:37,119 --> 00:50:39,960 a back window for a long time. Oh my god, the left side 755 00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:45,599 triangle back window. My Mercury Capri was missing. Yeah why I don't remember, 756 00:50:45,679 --> 00:50:50,400 but yeah, driving around with no window for until I could get up 757 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,320 enough money to get it fixed. I told you my Mazda was rusted through 758 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:59,400 straight through the floorboards. You could stick your foot through the floor. You 759 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,320 had to avoid wade. You have to put a mat over it so that 760 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:06,679 you didn't accidentally put your foot through to the floor. And when that car, 761 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,480 when I won the Buick Skyhawk on Hollywood Squares, I literally left the 762 00:51:10,679 --> 00:51:15,039 I just left the Mazda on the street, like I just left it there 763 00:51:15,079 --> 00:51:17,480 until they towed it. Away because I was like, what am I supposed 764 00:51:17,519 --> 00:51:20,920 to do? I'm I supposed to do with that? I bought it for 765 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,880 a thousand dollars and had had it for a few years. Yeah, and 766 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,159 then what are you supposed to do with it? Yeah? Right? I 767 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,719 was like, somebody needs to come get this thing. I don't know what 768 00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,800 what do you do it? You can't just throw it away? I mean 769 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,840 nowadays, I know there's like, you know, you can give cars for 770 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,440 junkers, you know, and donate it, but like, but back then, 771 00:51:38,519 --> 00:51:43,960 there was no cars for junk dot No, there's no cars for kids. 772 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,679 There's none of that. No. No, Yeah, yeah, pretty 773 00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:52,360 fun. That's congratulations, thank you. And that was let me do his 774 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,159 shout out right now. That was Adam Lerner. Yeah, he did the 775 00:51:55,159 --> 00:52:00,519 footwork for me like I did. I was just looking so that I could 776 00:52:00,519 --> 00:52:02,119 be like, let me see what's out there, you know, And then 777 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:05,920 I would text him. I'd be like, Adam, why are there so 778 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,480 many keyas? Like you know you think you look on cars dot com. 779 00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:14,000 Oh, and then he told me don't ever, don't go to Carvana or 780 00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:19,679 CarMax. They are a rip off place. They mark the car's way up 781 00:52:20,039 --> 00:52:23,639 like it's better to go to a dealership because they have certain inventory and like, 782 00:52:24,039 --> 00:52:27,320 you know, you just look for deals. But he found me this 783 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,519 deal because he works for this dealership, you know, and got them to 784 00:52:30,519 --> 00:52:35,840 take like a certain amount off. Like the brokers have relationships, that's how 785 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,639 they get you deals. But anyway, Adam can get you a deal. 786 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:43,920 His numbers three one zero nine nine eight seven zero four eight. You can 787 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,280 go to Adams got a car dot com and you could probably contact him through 788 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:52,320 there if you want. And don't forget. We have our Zoom meeting, 789 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:58,239 our Zoom hanging out for Patreon this Sunday at six o'clock. And if you 790 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:07,920 didn't listen to our Tuesday show for some reason but you did, uhl listen 791 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,920 to another show after that, go back and listen to our Patreon and it's 792 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:14,400 it might clear some things up for you. Yeah, you know, that's 793 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,880 right. Yeah, and follow us on social media at FCOL Podcasts. 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