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Happy Opening Day World for the down
Beat, the World Series Champion down Beat.

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We have a lot of stuff today, including Tom Glavin calls in at

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nine. Now that sounds weird off
the tongue, but it'll make a lot

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of sense as the day goes on. It's Tom Glavin. That's all we

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have to as to why it makes
sense is it's Tom blapt there's no other

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real Yeah, you're right, Tie, he is coming to town for a

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big event that we want to tell
people about. Oh yes, but you're

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talking about the Choctaw Invited Celebrity Classic. Indeed, I am the same one

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that's being played April fifteen through twenty
first at Lost Colina's Country Club. That's

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the one that's got Larry the Cable
Guy and Alfonso Robiro in it. You

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know what produce on the air.
Okay, So we get people offered to

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us all the time, you know, like we're a popular ass morning show.

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You know, everybody wants to be
on it. It's hot, hotter

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than you think. Yeah, there's
an urgency. They're always like, yeah,

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you got on there first, that's
what the new presidential candidate wanted to

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do our show first. Yes,
But when you get off for Tom Glavin

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on opening day, and your PD
used to work in Atlanta. You say,

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yes, you don't not take Tom
glat not take Tom Glavin. But

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ninety nine out of a hundred times, it'll be like a text between the

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three of us, like hey,
dude, Tom Glavin on opening day,

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right, and it's like, yeah, dude, yeah, of course Tom

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Glavin on opening day. I got
one the other day that I was didn't

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even feel the need clear with you
guys, because I think next week,

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at some point we have Larry the
cable Guy joining us. Hell yeah,

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dude, get her done? Are
you being serious? Yeah? You love

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him, don't you? From Cars
Danny. He's the voice of toe Materer.

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Yeah, really, what does that
mean? He's the old rusty ass

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tow truck from Disney Pixar's Cars.
I watching features Lightning McQueen. I'm gonna

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watch Cars tonight at seven o five. Have you seen it? Have you

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seen it? I've never seen it, but I love it. I know

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I would love it. I like
it. I like any of those i've

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seen. Yeah, that's what I'm
saying. We were saying the same thing.

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I think I would love Cars.
I've seen some highlights one where he's

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kind of sputtering and then he flips
those kids movies are great now, Yeah,

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Lightning McQueen has the advantage when it
comes to close finishes, when you've

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got like a what do they call
it photo graphic finish? What do they

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call it? Finish? Awesome?
He's got a long tongue and just at

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the last micro second he sticks his
tongue out, it goes. And that's

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how he wins a big race.
He won't. Yeah, that's how he's

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remains competitive with his tongue advantage other
aspects of life as well, Like what

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Kevin during a woman? Okay,
is he ever hook up? I'm il

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like him, McQueen. Does he
ever hooked up? Yeah? He hooks

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up with the little Porsche Carrera voice
care light blue Porsche Carrera. Who's your

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voice? What's her name is Sally? Is that right? Oh? You

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have I remember Sally Field. Who's
the voice of it? You know?

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I don't know, Kevin, I'm
now imagining Owen Wilson. It's Owen Wilson

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as light and McQueen. You've seen
it, haven't you? You haven't seen

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either. You're saying it was great. Bonnie it's good. Everyone says it's

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good. Bonnie Hunt, Bonnie,
Sally Carrera, Okay, yeah, Sally

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Carrera, Paul Newman, Paul Newman
is Doc Hudson, Yes, all right,

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Larry the cable guy is to yeah, Mater, it says Monk is

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a car too. Luigi, yeap
Luigi. No, there is one.

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There is one casting voice overcasting that's
a little curious. Maybe it holds up,

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maybe it doesn't. That's up for
you to decide. But there is

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one character that is like a sixty
four Chevy and Paula that's all airbrush painted

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and speaks with a Latin dialect,
and that is played by Cheech Marin.

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Oh no, oh yeah, Ramon
Yeah, Ramon a great Caddy and Tinka.

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Well look at this cast. What
it expands is the Ratzenberger in this

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thing? Yeah. Cast expands as
these sequels are produced. No, I

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think this is just the first cameo. Yeah car Tom Hanks, real quick,

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did you guys have another adrena chrome
rant from you? No? No,

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I tried something, John know the
Tom Hanks trend more on trends in

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a minute, No, what does
that happen? And Bookmark eight o'clock today

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Jesus, he's on No, not
Tom Hanks, Tom Glavin, and Jesus

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all Tom Hanks. I learned you
guys have been acting up lately. Jesus

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here. I learned this on TikTok. Tom Hanks famously doesn't drink, but

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he does have one or two when
he goes out to a restaurant with his

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wife and he orders diet cocaine.
Have you seen this trend going around?

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Tried it the other day. Awesome? What is it? It's dang coke.

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Well, what you do is you
get your little glass not too big,

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you pour a little champagne in it, okay, and then dyke coke

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on top of it. Totally bad
for you, I would imagine delicious.

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Tom Hanks is a genius. Died
cocaine. Take cocaine. It's the only

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alcohol drink, apparently in a flute, in a champagne float in a flute.

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So what like a third champagne?
Maybe not even maybe? Yeah,

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maybe a little more. I did. I did a little more, like

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a memo where you go ninety two
champagne. I didn't do. No,

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I didn't do that. It was
a little lesson. I'd say forty forty

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sixty champagne, but I do think
you're supposed to do thirty three sixty six.

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Mikey uses a medicine dropper to apply
as OJ single. That's up when

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next food court will try diet cocaine? Next food court? I was like,

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who would have thought? And yeah, if you're sitting there going this

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is terrible for me and I don't
want another one. But I had one.

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You felt so happy. Diet cocaine
is the Tom Hanks drink of choice.

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He said he doesn't drink, so
that's when he if he needs to,

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if he's getting wild. Yeah,
yeah, Rita's already cleaned off a

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bottle of wine. He's like,
Jesus gonna keep up a little Tom Tom.

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I want to drunk. Rita Wilson
in his chase Big Star. Look,

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maybe you should try to connect with
Chet. Well, I'm gonna watch

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cars, guys. George Carlin was
in it. Yeah, don't watch cars

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tonight, though, I'm not gonna. I imagine he was a good car

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and then he was losing it and
everyone thought he doesn't can didn't have it

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anymore, and then he was doubting
if he has it or not, and

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then the big race comes and he
has to search for it himself to get

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the last little bit of energy and
then six his tongue out and he wins

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the big race. Right. No, the plot is probably much different than

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what you would think, much different. They do compete for the the acclaimed

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trophy, the Piston Cup. Okay, hell yeah. Lots of puns.

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Lots of puns in the names of
the the cars. All right, Larry

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the cable guy next week, maybe, yeah, I think so. It

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is unstable because in some of the
races you will have indy five hundred cars

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f one cars competing against modern day
stock racing cars, against cars that look

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like they're from the seventies. Yeah. Yeah, Is there a motorcycle in

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there? No, there's no motorcycle. There's one guy that drives like a

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green eighties looking NASCAR and his name
is Chick Hicks. Okay, I just

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saw that. Okay, you know
that is Who's Michael Keaton? Oh yeah,

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yeah, yeah, okay, that's
right. Keaton is Chick Hicks.

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And then you have like the announcers
Bob Costas is, but he has a

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different name. His name is stinkye
Okay. He had pink eye for one

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opening ceremonies the Olympics. Do you
think he was happy he had it?

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No, I feel welcome. Bobs
what eyes just shut? Are you looking

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up Bob Costa his buddy. His
buddy farted on his pillow? Yeah,

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look at Bob Costas. Who's Bob
Costas? What's his Tariko farted on his

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pillow as a prank. I'll get
that Sunday night football job. You got,

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Pink Eye? Never broadcast it again, Pink Eye, think about it.

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The last time you saw Dog Costas? You haven't? Oh? Yeah?

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In the in the Cars, he's
Bob Cutlass. That's pretty good.

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It's a lot of stuff like that. I think. I think Richard Petty's

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in it too. The King is
in it on IMDb. It's listed Mario

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Andretti. Yeah, in the name
of his car. I think they call

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him the King, and he's got
his light blue whatever that is. Billy

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Crystal is Mike Carr. Everyone wanted
to be a car. It's like the

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Avengers universe. Michael Caine, It's
incredible universe. If everyone wanted to be

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in the Cars universe, It's one
day I'll get to be a car in

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a Cars movie. Cut you how
I think all these actors are just in

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a race to get voiceover work.
Yes, you know, yep, it's

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easy work and it's a big money. Yeah. Bob Cutlass's color commentator is

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Darryl car Trip. Oh, I
don't like that one. That's kind of

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dumb. No, I like,
I do like that that car trip Darryl

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Darryl Cartrup, Waltrip. I know, Kevin, somebody takes in five minutes

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in and Kat has already on his
ass. See what's that mean? You're

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just on your ass again, on
my ass. I don't even know what

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it means. We're a joke.
I know. He just he just threw

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it out there. Yeah, people
wanted that this morning theater and he says,

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happy Thursday morning, love y'all,
especially Danny RPD. Zach always tells

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us Thursdays when the when the weekend
starts. Now, he doesn't mean that

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from efforts standpoint, but he's always
like, people are getting to work on

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Thursday. Loosen up. And that's
why you can make an oral sex joke

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four or five minutes into the show. Absolutely, Cam, you can do

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it on a Tuesday, but it's
not gonna be recepted very well. Rep

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it's not going to be caught.
Okay, No, man, eight o'clock

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we have Rangers Assistant VP of Marketing, Marshall Mescato calling in. Now.

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You might be going, why are
you just doing all those things? You're

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giving the Rangers a rev and tug. No, we're not. We actually

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wanted to have him on. We
sought this out. It's not he's doing

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a ton of energies. But once
we got our hands on the Rangers promotional

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schedule for this year, we're like, that's different than the past. You

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have your standard dollar hot dog day, you know, we know they have

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that ice cream and a small Rangers
helmet day on Sundays. You know,

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kids can run the bases or what
you know, whatever they're they're doing.

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There're like, we've seen all that
we got, we looked at we are

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you seeing this? This is a
World Series Championship team. They've got to

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elevate their promotional game and we want
to get it from the horse's mouth.

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Nay. Yeah. The title I
have is the Assistant VP of Marketing.

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I think it's assistant to the VP
of Marketing, is it, Marshall Mescotta,

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Yeah, and I was. It
was all through email and remember they

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have some wild days out there at
the park this year. We're gonna learn

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all about him at eight and then
uh after that we will have a downbeat

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dual baseball. Addition, it's the
Baseball's back Bitch's Quiz of Death back once

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again. And what makes it of
death? Well, the loser won't get

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creed tickets, but the winner will. They'll call in choose their horse,

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Mic or Danny in rapid fire baseball
questions for opening days. So it's more

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of a spiritual death. Yeah,
I get it, me against Danny.

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Yep, here we go again,
Mikey searching baseball down search baseball trivia because

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that might have been what I googled
in to get. I just hit baseball.

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What do you think comes up?
If I put baseball into Google?

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It's going to be a picture of
the ball. All right, let's play.

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I like this came place, har
bets. If I just go to

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baseball dot com, what will I
find? It'll move you to MLB dot

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com, you think so? I
think so that's a great that's chalk.

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I know, but that's chalky.
But I don't disagree. I think it's

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probably some type of magazine online publication
independent of MLB. Not Yeah, it's

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its own thing. They don't do
magazines anymore. All right, here you

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go baseball dot com. Oh,
the first thing that popped up is not

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secure, always a good sign this
website. Just don't love that it's under

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construction. Kind of yeah, I
don't know. It's just baseball dot com.

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And then it's not MLB. Mm
hmm, so that's kind of available.

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It's probably a million dollar thing now, I guess not. We've made

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it this far without needing it.
How long has someone owned that domain?

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You wonder that had to been one
the first one scooped up? Right?

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Yeah, isn't speaking of cars?
Isn't cars dot com most expensive website of

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all time? I didn't know that. I think it is because it sounds

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like you're making it up. But
yeah, I'll go with you. Well,

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I don't think you'd make it up. I'm just going it sounds like

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I'm made up fact. Well no, yeah, no, I hear that.

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But I've been vindicating so many times
over. No, I know that's

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what I'm trusting you on this one. Okay, Well, it doesn't look

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like I'm correct. I sometimes I'm
incorrect, but that's different than making up.

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Yeah, this has I've never seen
this voice dot Com sold for thirty

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million. Damn no, no,
I'm not buying this. Well don't.

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I choose not to. At seven
will get you ready for it for the

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Ranger season. I have a couple
of stories, quick stories at seven.

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They'll get you fired up. I
think goring to go Daddy Car Insurance dot

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Com is the most expensive ever at
forty nine point seven million dollars. Jeez,

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second insurance dot Com. You think
baseball dot com be right around there?

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It was insurance Insurance. You've got
a big baseball primer today seven seven

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o'clock. Yeah, sweet, if
you're in prime the Punkado. I knew

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the White Langford hype was real,
I did not know that it in Vegas

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was as real as it is.
No, I'm excited for that. I

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ne't to learn a little about Yeah, and I also think the White Langford

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hype makes everyone kind of sleep on. Evan Carter, Hey agree and just

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fun at seven there to get you
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Evin Carter's a rookie, right,
yes, technically a rookie, so

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he could win a Rookie of the
Year this year. Yeah. How many

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people have won World Series rings before
winning Rookie of the Year Kevin four?

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Oh he it wasn't an actual thing
that he had an answer to. I

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was looking on baseball dot com.
That's hard to come up. Yeah,

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it's a bad sad. My new
homepage, the poise like that is the

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most spare website. It should be
a great website. It's Ron Gilligan esque.

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Uh, look upfood dot com.
Okay, I guarantee you there's food

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dot com and I think I'll take
it to the Food Network. Okay,

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I know what you already lost on
this launch a double down food dot Com.

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Don't you know? Chase your losses. That's the key to gambling.

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Yeah, that's in all the commercials
food dot com. Well, it's just

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its own site, food dot com. Does it show you food? Yeah?

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I have like our TikTok yesterday appears
pork. There's pork and mint jelly

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on the cover right now. Forty
traditional Easter dinner recipes. See them all

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there you go, eight thirty this
morning, we'll go through all of them.

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I just want everyone listening. Who
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too. I don't care if you're
in management or you're a higher up at

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iHeart you want all of us radio
hosts to be social media wizards, and

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we're trying. And yesterday we posted
on the freak TikTok account an amazing,

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well produced, high quality video.
Some are calling it the perfect TikTok.

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Well, like ten people in the
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just want everyone to know that they
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five hours to do so five I
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work per week or what, but
it was not easy. It says comments

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the perfect TikTok, best TikTok I've
ever watched, absolute perfection, so right

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among the eight comments, those are
some of them. But there's one dude

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who clearly is not the only guy's
not a listener who comment. He's like,

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who are these comments from? And
then it actually has how long did

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you have to wait in line for
it? We had one dude on the

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whole effin planet who actually watched it
was like, oh yeah, cosmics,

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let's that's interesting. How long was
the wait? Was it? You know?

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Was it good? But it didn't
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yesterday We talked a lot of s
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expected a million views by yes this
morning, and it's got. It's got

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eight hundred and ninety two views.
But it's the second best TikTok in terms

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of views since the potatoes video.
They got six thousand. As we're sitting

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at nine oh four. Okay,
but that is our goal. Is that

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sixty five hundred the potatoes thing got
and we only got eight hundred something.

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Sucks And I spent five hours doing
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on some of these food items.
What do we talk about? We talked

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about we talked about overthinking yesterday.
Didn't we yes, yes, in five

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hours to create one small video,
Kevin, I think that although I applaud

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your enthusiasm and your work, ethic
applause, But yes, I applauded it,

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it's more of a virtual applause.
Yeah, it's implied where you don't

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actually move your hands. We don't
have to do that anymore. COVID's over.

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So what I'm saying is, you
know, five minutes instead of five

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hours you need to get the same
result. Here's some food. Oh,

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I had to take the videos here's
a mid Phoenix song that you guys took

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me. You guys took videos and
send them to me, so I had

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to take those, edit those,
then arrange them. And then I asked

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for the song that we wanted to
get, Dancing in the Moonlight by King

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Harvest. And guess what, TikTok
doesn't allow real songs anymore, which was

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a story a month ago that I
didn't care about until it affects you,

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until you got burned by it.
Burned sucks. The bottom line is we

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didn't not succeed, So I think
we got to run it back, and

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I think you need to put more
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hours. No, I'm about done
with it. It's getting banned anyways.

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No, let's try it today and
tomorrow, band and see if we can

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hit a thousand in twenty four hours
or whatever our goal is. We can

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get one. Just they need to
catch wildfire. Let's do a little dance

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today, Oh Rangers Open range.
Get Rangers Opening Day dance. I don't

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know, Yeah, k Tuck dances
in in that's in, and then we'll

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do a fit check. You know
I don't fit check. Oh Travis Matthew's

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hat. Whoh oh a fashion?
Your fashion? You go up, you

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up to the camera, You're like
fit check and you're like, do this

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your hat. Then you kind of
pop your shirt and you're like, dude,

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this here is seventy bucks, this
built forty books. I think he's

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overthinking it again. No, I'm
telling you what works. And I know

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people who are successful on TikTok and
I'm not looking at one of them.

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I think we should just take a
picture of Danny's banana. Did the banana

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out perform the Chyles makes TikTok out? No, leave my banana alone.

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Look the penis label it banana.
I'll hashtag all the same things. Okay,

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I'm down for testers. Let's test
video of banana and then maybe you

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say banana. You know, the
dumber the better, just say banana banana?

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Fine, Okay, give me a
good no, No, hang on

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a break. We gotta put some
efforts. Perfect TikTok's coming to the perfect

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TikTok. If the if the banana
TikTok out performs the cosmics TikTok, I'm

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gonna continue to question what world we
live in. No, it will,

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though it will, he there's that
guy that's gonna throw out the first pitch

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today on the TV. Michael Carter, Ranger fan forever, A nice guy,

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one hot Michael Carter. I'm gonna
rip him to shreds in the next

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segment, though you already did yesterday. Leave the poor old man alone.

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It's not his fault. It's a
picture of banana. It's not his fault.

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Okay, they asked him to do
it. He wasn't running a campaign

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to throw out the first pitch.
What if you eat the banana without peeling

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it. That seems like something that
will be wacky. You're like, oh,

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I love it. A banana in
the morning, and then we're like,

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oh, dude, that is good. Can you believe this guy does

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it peel the banana? But he
does it every morning. I have an

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idea. Okay, this is gonna
work. Okay, we got to bust

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this record, all right. I
like it. We can do this.

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We can be viral since we love
this. Okay, let's get ahead of

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it. Something Mike did yesterday that's
really awesome. Plus I did a little

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homework because we just just discussed Michael
Carter, the Ranger fan who's getting to

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throw out the first pitch in their
first game, the national, nationally televised

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game after one of the World Series. They just gave it to a season

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ticket holder. HM I went and
did a homework assignment of all the other

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World Series champions the first pitches of
the last twenty plus years. This is

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what he actually spent five hours on. Okay, well spent all right,

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so we're gonna get this TikTok figured
out. Where is Yes, then more

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fun. That's a nice and one
friged Mike