Happy Opening Day World for the down Beat, the World Series Champion down Beat.
We have a lot of stuff today, including Tom Glavin calls in at
nine. Now that sounds weird off the tongue, but it'll make a lot
of sense as the day goes on. It's Tom Glavin. That's all we
have to as to why it makes sense is it's Tom blapt there's no other
real Yeah, you're right, Tie, he is coming to town for a
big event that we want to tell people about. Oh yes, but you're
talking about the Choctaw Invited Celebrity Classic. Indeed, I am the same one
that's being played April fifteen through twenty first at Lost Colina's Country Club. That's
the one that's got Larry the Cable Guy and Alfonso Robiro in it. You
know what produce on the air. Okay, So we get people offered to
us all the time, you know, like we're a popular ass morning show.
You know, everybody wants to be on it. It's hot, hotter
than you think. Yeah, there's an urgency. They're always like, yeah,
you got on there first, that's what the new presidential candidate wanted to
do our show first. Yes, But when you get off for Tom Glavin
on opening day, and your PD used to work in Atlanta. You say,
yes, you don't not take Tom glat not take Tom Glavin. But
ninety nine out of a hundred times, it'll be like a text between the
three of us, like hey, dude, Tom Glavin on opening day,
right, and it's like, yeah, dude, yeah, of course Tom
Glavin on opening day. I got one the other day that I was didn't
even feel the need clear with you guys, because I think next week,
at some point we have Larry the cable Guy joining us. Hell yeah,
dude, get her done? Are you being serious? Yeah? You love
him, don't you? From Cars Danny. He's the voice of toe Materer.
Yeah, really, what does that mean? He's the old rusty ass
tow truck from Disney Pixar's Cars. I watching features Lightning McQueen. I'm gonna
watch Cars tonight at seven o five. Have you seen it? Have you
seen it? I've never seen it, but I love it. I know
I would love it. I like it. I like any of those i've
seen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We were saying the same thing.
I think I would love Cars. I've seen some highlights one where he's
kind of sputtering and then he flips those kids movies are great now, Yeah,
Lightning McQueen has the advantage when it comes to close finishes, when you've
got like a what do they call it photo graphic finish? What do they
call it? Finish? Awesome? He's got a long tongue and just at
the last micro second he sticks his tongue out, it goes. And that's
how he wins a big race. He won't. Yeah, that's how he's
remains competitive with his tongue advantage other aspects of life as well, Like what
Kevin during a woman? Okay, is he ever hook up? I'm il
like him, McQueen. Does he ever hooked up? Yeah? He hooks
up with the little Porsche Carrera voice care light blue Porsche Carrera. Who's your
voice? What's her name is Sally? Is that right? Oh? You
have I remember Sally Field. Who's the voice of it? You know?
I don't know, Kevin, I'm now imagining Owen Wilson. It's Owen Wilson
as light and McQueen. You've seen it, haven't you? You haven't seen
either. You're saying it was great. Bonnie it's good. Everyone says it's
good. Bonnie Hunt, Bonnie, Sally Carrera, Okay, yeah, Sally
Carrera, Paul Newman, Paul Newman is Doc Hudson, Yes, all right,
Larry the cable guy is to yeah, Mater, it says Monk is
a car too. Luigi, yeap Luigi. No, there is one.
There is one casting voice overcasting that's a little curious. Maybe it holds up,
maybe it doesn't. That's up for you to decide. But there is
one character that is like a sixty four Chevy and Paula that's all airbrush painted
and speaks with a Latin dialect, and that is played by Cheech Marin.
Oh no, oh yeah, Ramon Yeah, Ramon a great Caddy and Tinka.
Well look at this cast. What it expands is the Ratzenberger in this
thing? Yeah. Cast expands as these sequels are produced. No, I
think this is just the first cameo. Yeah car Tom Hanks, real quick,
did you guys have another adrena chrome rant from you? No? No,
I tried something, John know the Tom Hanks trend more on trends in
a minute, No, what does that happen? And Bookmark eight o'clock today
Jesus, he's on No, not Tom Hanks, Tom Glavin, and Jesus
all Tom Hanks. I learned you guys have been acting up lately. Jesus
here. I learned this on TikTok. Tom Hanks famously doesn't drink, but
he does have one or two when he goes out to a restaurant with his
wife and he orders diet cocaine. Have you seen this trend going around?
Tried it the other day. Awesome? What is it? It's dang coke.
Well, what you do is you get your little glass not too big,
you pour a little champagne in it, okay, and then dyke coke
on top of it. Totally bad for you, I would imagine delicious.
Tom Hanks is a genius. Died cocaine. Take cocaine. It's the only
alcohol drink, apparently in a flute, in a champagne float in a flute.
So what like a third champagne? Maybe not even maybe? Yeah,
maybe a little more. I did. I did a little more, like
a memo where you go ninety two champagne. I didn't do. No,
I didn't do that. It was a little lesson. I'd say forty forty
sixty champagne, but I do think you're supposed to do thirty three sixty six.
Mikey uses a medicine dropper to apply as OJ single. That's up when
next food court will try diet cocaine? Next food court? I was like,
who would have thought? And yeah, if you're sitting there going this
is terrible for me and I don't want another one. But I had one.
You felt so happy. Diet cocaine is the Tom Hanks drink of choice.
He said he doesn't drink, so that's when he if he needs to,
if he's getting wild. Yeah, yeah, Rita's already cleaned off a
bottle of wine. He's like, Jesus gonna keep up a little Tom Tom.
I want to drunk. Rita Wilson in his chase Big Star. Look,
maybe you should try to connect with Chet. Well, I'm gonna watch
cars, guys. George Carlin was in it. Yeah, don't watch cars
tonight, though, I'm not gonna. I imagine he was a good car
and then he was losing it and everyone thought he doesn't can didn't have it
anymore, and then he was doubting if he has it or not, and
then the big race comes and he has to search for it himself to get
the last little bit of energy and then six his tongue out and he wins
the big race. Right. No, the plot is probably much different than
what you would think, much different. They do compete for the the acclaimed
trophy, the Piston Cup. Okay, hell yeah. Lots of puns.
Lots of puns in the names of the the cars. All right, Larry
the cable guy next week, maybe, yeah, I think so. It
is unstable because in some of the races you will have indy five hundred cars
f one cars competing against modern day stock racing cars, against cars that look
like they're from the seventies. Yeah. Yeah, Is there a motorcycle in
there? No, there's no motorcycle. There's one guy that drives like a
green eighties looking NASCAR and his name is Chick Hicks. Okay, I just
saw that. Okay, you know that is Who's Michael Keaton? Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, okay, that's right. Keaton is Chick Hicks.
And then you have like the announcers Bob Costas is, but he has a
different name. His name is stinkye Okay. He had pink eye for one
opening ceremonies the Olympics. Do you think he was happy he had it?
No, I feel welcome. Bobs what eyes just shut? Are you looking
up Bob Costa his buddy. His buddy farted on his pillow? Yeah,
look at Bob Costas. Who's Bob Costas? What's his Tariko farted on his
pillow as a prank. I'll get that Sunday night football job. You got,
Pink Eye? Never broadcast it again, Pink Eye, think about it.
The last time you saw Dog Costas? You haven't? Oh? Yeah?
In the in the Cars, he's Bob Cutlass. That's pretty good.
It's a lot of stuff like that. I think. I think Richard Petty's
in it too. The King is in it on IMDb. It's listed Mario
Andretti. Yeah, in the name of his car. I think they call
him the King, and he's got his light blue whatever that is. Billy
Crystal is Mike Carr. Everyone wanted to be a car. It's like the
Avengers universe. Michael Caine, It's incredible universe. If everyone wanted to be
in the Cars universe, It's one day I'll get to be a car in
a Cars movie. Cut you how I think all these actors are just in
a race to get voiceover work. Yes, you know, yep, it's
easy work and it's a big money. Yeah. Bob Cutlass's color commentator is
Darryl car Trip. Oh, I don't like that one. That's kind of
dumb. No, I like, I do like that that car trip Darryl
Darryl Cartrup, Waltrip. I know, Kevin, somebody takes in five minutes
in and Kat has already on his ass. See what's that mean? You're
just on your ass again, on my ass. I don't even know what
it means. We're a joke. I know. He just he just threw
it out there. Yeah, people wanted that this morning theater and he says,
happy Thursday morning, love y'all, especially Danny RPD. Zach always tells
us Thursdays when the when the weekend starts. Now, he doesn't mean that
from efforts standpoint, but he's always like, people are getting to work on
Thursday. Loosen up. And that's why you can make an oral sex joke
four or five minutes into the show. Absolutely, Cam, you can do
it on a Tuesday, but it's not gonna be recepted very well. Rep
it's not going to be caught. Okay, No, man, eight o'clock
we have Rangers Assistant VP of Marketing, Marshall Mescato calling in. Now.
You might be going, why are you just doing all those things? You're
giving the Rangers a rev and tug. No, we're not. We actually
wanted to have him on. We sought this out. It's not he's doing
a ton of energies. But once we got our hands on the Rangers promotional
schedule for this year, we're like, that's different than the past. You
have your standard dollar hot dog day, you know, we know they have
that ice cream and a small Rangers helmet day on Sundays. You know,
kids can run the bases or what you know, whatever they're they're doing.
There're like, we've seen all that we got, we looked at we are
you seeing this? This is a World Series Championship team. They've got to
elevate their promotional game and we want to get it from the horse's mouth.
Nay. Yeah. The title I have is the Assistant VP of Marketing.
I think it's assistant to the VP of Marketing, is it, Marshall Mescotta,
Yeah, and I was. It was all through email and remember they
have some wild days out there at the park this year. We're gonna learn
all about him at eight and then uh after that we will have a downbeat
dual baseball. Addition, it's the Baseball's back Bitch's Quiz of Death back once
again. And what makes it of death? Well, the loser won't get
creed tickets, but the winner will. They'll call in choose their horse,
Mic or Danny in rapid fire baseball questions for opening days. So it's more
of a spiritual death. Yeah, I get it, me against Danny.
Yep, here we go again, Mikey searching baseball down search baseball trivia because
that might have been what I googled in to get. I just hit baseball.
What do you think comes up? If I put baseball into Google?
It's going to be a picture of the ball. All right, let's play.
I like this came place, har bets. If I just go to
baseball dot com, what will I find? It'll move you to MLB dot
com, you think so? I think so that's a great that's chalk.
I know, but that's chalky. But I don't disagree. I think it's
probably some type of magazine online publication independent of MLB. Not Yeah, it's
its own thing. They don't do magazines anymore. All right, here you
go baseball dot com. Oh, the first thing that popped up is not
secure, always a good sign this website. Just don't love that it's under
construction. Kind of yeah, I don't know. It's just baseball dot com.
And then it's not MLB. Mm hmm, so that's kind of available.
It's probably a million dollar thing now, I guess not. We've made
it this far without needing it. How long has someone owned that domain?
You wonder that had to been one the first one scooped up? Right?
Yeah, isn't speaking of cars? Isn't cars dot com most expensive website of
all time? I didn't know that. I think it is because it sounds
like you're making it up. But yeah, I'll go with you. Well,
I don't think you'd make it up. I'm just going it sounds like
I'm made up fact. Well no, yeah, no, I hear that.
But I've been vindicating so many times over. No, I know that's
what I'm trusting you on this one. Okay, Well, it doesn't look
like I'm correct. I sometimes I'm incorrect, but that's different than making up.
Yeah, this has I've never seen this voice dot Com sold for thirty
million. Damn no, no, I'm not buying this. Well don't.
I choose not to. At seven will get you ready for it for the
Ranger season. I have a couple of stories, quick stories at seven.
They'll get you fired up. I think goring to go Daddy Car Insurance dot
Com is the most expensive ever at forty nine point seven million dollars. Jeez,
second insurance dot Com. You think baseball dot com be right around there?
It was insurance Insurance. You've got a big baseball primer today seven seven
o'clock. Yeah, sweet, if you're in prime the Punkado. I knew
the White Langford hype was real, I did not know that it in Vegas
was as real as it is. No, I'm excited for that. I
ne't to learn a little about Yeah, and I also think the White Langford
hype makes everyone kind of sleep on. Evan Carter, Hey agree and just
fun at seven there to get you ready for the Rangers season. All right,
Evin Carter's a rookie, right, yes, technically a rookie, so
he could win a Rookie of the Year this year. Yeah. How many
people have won World Series rings before winning Rookie of the Year Kevin four?
Oh he it wasn't an actual thing that he had an answer to. I
was looking on baseball dot com. That's hard to come up. Yeah,
it's a bad sad. My new homepage, the poise like that is the
most spare website. It should be a great website. It's Ron Gilligan esque.
Uh, look upfood dot com. Okay, I guarantee you there's food
dot com and I think I'll take it to the Food Network. Okay,
I know what you already lost on this launch a double down food dot Com.
Don't you know? Chase your losses. That's the key to gambling.
Yeah, that's in all the commercials food dot com. Well, it's just
its own site, food dot com. Does it show you food? Yeah?
I have like our TikTok yesterday appears pork. There's pork and mint jelly
on the cover right now. Forty traditional Easter dinner recipes. See them all
there you go, eight thirty this morning, we'll go through all of them.
I just want everyone listening. Who and I especially, I'll say this
too. I don't care if you're in management or you're a higher up at
iHeart you want all of us radio hosts to be social media wizards, and
we're trying. And yesterday we posted on the freak TikTok account an amazing,
well produced, high quality video. Some are calling it the perfect TikTok.
Well, like ten people in the comments called it the perfect TikTok. I
just want everyone to know that they were pandering to us. It took about
five hours to do so five I don't know for hours to the hours we
work per week or what, but it was not easy. It says comments
the perfect TikTok, best TikTok I've ever watched, absolute perfection, so right
among the eight comments, those are some of them. But there's one dude
who clearly is not the only guy's not a listener who comment. He's like,
who are these comments from? And then it actually has how long did
you have to wait in line for it? We had one dude on the
whole effin planet who actually watched it was like, oh yeah, cosmics,
let's that's interesting. How long was the wait? Was it? You know?
Was it good? But it didn't achieve the viral success we were planning
yesterday We talked a lot of s yesterday about having the ultimate TikTok. We
expected a million views by yes this morning, and it's got. It's got
eight hundred and ninety two views. But it's the second best TikTok in terms
of views since the potatoes video. They got six thousand. As we're sitting
at nine oh four. Okay, but that is our goal. Is that
sixty five hundred the potatoes thing got and we only got eight hundred something.
Sucks And I spent five hours doing it. I think you lingered too long
on some of these food items. What do we talk about? We talked
about we talked about overthinking yesterday. Didn't we yes, yes, in five
hours to create one small video, Kevin, I think that although I applaud
your enthusiasm and your work, ethic applause, But yes, I applauded it,
it's more of a virtual applause. Yeah, it's implied where you don't
actually move your hands. We don't have to do that anymore. COVID's over.
So what I'm saying is, you know, five minutes instead of five
hours you need to get the same result. Here's some food. Oh,
I had to take the videos here's a mid Phoenix song that you guys took
me. You guys took videos and send them to me, so I had
to take those, edit those, then arrange them. And then I asked
for the song that we wanted to get, Dancing in the Moonlight by King
Harvest. And guess what, TikTok doesn't allow real songs anymore, which was
a story a month ago that I didn't care about until it affects you,
until you got burned by it. Burned sucks. The bottom line is we
didn't not succeed, So I think we got to run it back, and
I think you need to put more effort in today. Double your effort ten
hours. No, I'm about done with it. It's getting banned anyways.
No, let's try it today and tomorrow, band and see if we can
hit a thousand in twenty four hours or whatever our goal is. We can
get one. Just they need to catch wildfire. Let's do a little dance
today, Oh Rangers Open range. Get Rangers Opening Day dance. I don't
know, Yeah, k Tuck dances in in that's in, and then we'll
do a fit check. You know I don't fit check. Oh Travis Matthew's
hat. Whoh oh a fashion? Your fashion? You go up, you
up to the camera, You're like fit check and you're like, do this
your hat. Then you kind of pop your shirt and you're like, dude,
this here is seventy bucks, this built forty books. I think he's
overthinking it again. No, I'm telling you what works. And I know
people who are successful on TikTok and I'm not looking at one of them.
I think we should just take a picture of Danny's banana. Did the banana
out perform the Chyles makes TikTok out? No, leave my banana alone.
Look the penis label it banana. I'll hashtag all the same things. Okay,
I'm down for testers. Let's test video of banana and then maybe you
say banana. You know, the dumber the better, just say banana banana?
Fine, Okay, give me a good no, No, hang on
a break. We gotta put some efforts. Perfect TikTok's coming to the perfect
TikTok. If the if the banana TikTok out performs the cosmics TikTok, I'm
gonna continue to question what world we live in. No, it will,
though it will, he there's that guy that's gonna throw out the first pitch
today on the TV. Michael Carter, Ranger fan forever, A nice guy,
one hot Michael Carter. I'm gonna rip him to shreds in the next
segment, though you already did yesterday. Leave the poor old man alone.
It's not his fault. It's a picture of banana. It's not his fault.
Okay, they asked him to do it. He wasn't running a campaign
to throw out the first pitch. What if you eat the banana without peeling
it. That seems like something that will be wacky. You're like, oh,
I love it. A banana in the morning, and then we're like,
oh, dude, that is good. Can you believe this guy does
it peel the banana? But he does it every morning. I have an
idea. Okay, this is gonna work. Okay, we got to bust
this record, all right. I like it. We can do this.
We can be viral since we love this. Okay, let's get ahead of
it. Something Mike did yesterday that's really awesome. Plus I did a little
homework because we just just discussed Michael Carter, the Ranger fan who's getting to
throw out the first pitch in their first game, the national, nationally televised
game after one of the World Series. They just gave it to a season
ticket holder. HM I went and did a homework assignment of all the other
World Series champions the first pitches of the last twenty plus years. This is
what he actually spent five hours on. Okay, well spent all right,
so we're gonna get this TikTok figured out. Where is Yes, then more
fun. That's a nice and one friged Mike