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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
one three. Okay, so we're going

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to do a couple of these leftover
sports things and we'll get into the scuttle

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butt with the big news things you
need to know, things you need to

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know. Get another weird plain one, but it's quick shocking gator attack.

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What happens when the gator tries to
swallow you? Oh those nuts panic running

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into the river. So it's also
competition committee time when they start submitting rule

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changes each and it's funny because not
all of them come out, but a

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few of them do, and the
teams that submit them are tied to it.

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I mean, it is it's buddy, it's my friend. And what

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happens to twenty four of the thirty
two owners need to uh need to approve,

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which is weird because the packers don't
have it uns. They just go

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to our They got a bean snappers
and they just take Yeah, have a

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couple of there's the ten stripers there. Funny we have a commercial for bean

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Snappers somewhere Super Bowl commercial. What's
the song? Yels girls and turn into

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police? It always does. It
was very strange and very good. Now

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the Eagles always put in. I
love it, very strange ones. I

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love the wheels off rule change submission. It's so fun to read and you're

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like, no, no one's even
considering this, but the Eagles throw it

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in there. What an onside kick
alternative? Now, keep in mind last

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year there were only the onside kick
recoveries were two of forty one, which

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I've said, since they cut back
on safety and head injuries, I've hated

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the new onside kick thing. It
makes two score games feel like that there's

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no chance. I always feel like
as good an accurate as kickers are.

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Right, you go vertical with the
football. You pick a guy, you

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pick some slub on their front line, and you just try to full speed

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bang it off of them. You
get target practice. Yes, that great

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idea. Just right back to your
guys. They're expecting a little squibby thing.

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Just kick it and aim it right
at the nutsack of some big old

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burly bear on the front line of
defense. It's gonna ricochet right off his

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dumb ass genus and comes back to
you. And then you get the ball

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and then you score. You kick
in the middle of the ball. I

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mean, it's easy even when you
even when you're aiming at them. They're

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not expecting you to kick it that
hard at the right right. That's what

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they should be practicing right now.
Oh my god. Okay, what a

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great idea. You get dummy,
the dummy. You set them there,

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and you spend all day trying to
boot it right at the dummy. And

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if you can hit it more than
two out of forty one times, it's

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worth trying. Are you hearing me, Brandon Aubrey? You're hearing me bones

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How who's more accurate at short distance
kick than a soccer player? Yes,

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you can kick this knuckleball. Plus
there's a chance that dude doesn't know what

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to do and he moves his arm
and it hits it. Nobody would expect

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that. And it's this knuckleball because
it comes off weird. You get that

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knuckler right at him. Infinite resources
to you practice this all spring and summer

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long too, with your practice squad
with other just random kids, your random

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kids out there, fifth grade.
You're a ticket now like Peyton Manning the

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chubby kids, big kids, Hey, you play for the Cowboys. Now

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just stand there. Yay, Brandon
Aubrey's just booting a knuckler at him.

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So the Eagles have pitched the on
side kick alternative that gives promoting child abuse

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in a weird way. You're a
little cowboy, you're a doctor pepper cowboy.

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Give a minimum wage PAM, then
it's not abuse, I think.

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Yeah, summer job be the target
of Randon Aubrey's kicks. Yeah, all

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summer long. Kids go back to
school bruised, dislocated shoulders. Okay,

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So it's basically they've pitched the on
side kick alternative football that stops a team.

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Like, if you score, you
keep the ball, and you have

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a fourth and twenty and an offensive
play from your own twenty yard line.

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So fourth and twenty, you have
the ball in your own twenty, your

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own twenty. It's fourth and twenty, and if you convert, you keep

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the ball. And guess what teams
would convert that more than two out of

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forty one. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're

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right, right, I mean,
just penalty alone. And and the way

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that works too is wherever the ball
goes on that play, the other team

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gets it there. So even on
that fourth and twenty, if you get

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nineteen yards on it, you'll get
the first down. The team would get

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it on the thirty nine. I
think that's how it went. You're good

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at math, Kevin. I like
that good math. The Colts had one

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too. Give the coaches the ability
to challenge any foul that's been called on

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the field, because sometimes you can't
challenge. You can't challenge, like if

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a player was off sides and think
it's a weird one. You should be

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able to So any call in the
field, you're allowed to challenge, roughing

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the pass or even any objective call, holding, any call any that's a

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mess. I don't know that.
I disagree. Fine, I'd rather be

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right than have a little sloppy mess. I want challenge. Sunday, I'm

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here to watch these games. I
am too, but I want baseball.

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I don't want the game to end
a sap. I'm okay with getting it

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right, but Jesus holding, Yeah, okay, Oh, but you can't

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challenge something that didn't happen. Yeah, you challenge any foul that's been called.

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But they called holding on him.
Was it really holding? Well?

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It probably was. Well that puts
there, you know, And this is

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a problem. They did this with
the past interference in twenty twenty or twenty

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twenty one, and I hated it. I don't think you can do that.

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I just think people have got to
understand that sometimes in life you get

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it screwed. So buck up a
little bit. I'm gonna say it's gonna

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happen to you an overt amount of
time. I've been clamoring for this for

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twenty years, and I'm pretty sure
I read the what's the new XFS kicking

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footballs at little kid? No,
No, that's already covered that. Oh

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we just alred, we talked about
that. No, I think this is

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a UFL what's the new football lead, whatever the XFL and whatever the new

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one. I was reading the rules
and they're doing exactly what I've been saying

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on PI. I'll say it again. We need regular and flagrant. Yeah.

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If it's if it's you just get
tied up and you're you're twisted and

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you're trying, and it's p I
bam, fifteen yard penalty. Fine.

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If it's flagrant, which means you
rake their arms and you yes, I

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love that. What the hell?
And I never even get that much support

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for it. That's support for me, guys. I've been wanting the college

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football PI rule for a long time
and this enhances it a bit, because,

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yeah, they're times where, yes, you can never assume that the

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receiver was going to catch the ball
on that spot, but there are certain

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cases, yes, that you've got
to give them the benefit of the doubt

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that it were it not for you
grabbing my arms in it or holding me

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and impeding me from getting to where
the ball was obviously going to be.

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That's yeah. But the little more
slightly more than incidental contact, that's that

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they call PI, which there's really
no guarantee that the ball was going to

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get there or be defended by whatever. Yes, fifteen yards, well,

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fifteen yards matches the biggest penalty in
football, right, Yeah, I mean

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that's it's the same as a sportsman
like fifteen yards and essentially a first down.

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Huge, But we're gonna get forty
yards for a dude who probably wasn't

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gonna catch it. But there's a
little hand jockeying and cornerbacks of the hardest

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job in sports. Anyway. I'll
give you one, I'll go you one

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further. Let's put it on the
other side too, Let's have two levels

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of holding, because I think ten
yards for holding is too much. That's

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yeah, ten yards is a lot. It is, but I kind of

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I mean, I don't know if
I'm ready to jump on, but I'm

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willing to talk. Let's go to
bean Snappers and have a couple of line

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and Google. That's a long dry
bro. This is for the national football

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it's our national pastime, Danny,
and we get to meet cool friends.

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Friends with the Detroit Lines put out
a thing that is basically about coaching challenges.

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The line submitted the rule that if
you'd get a third challenge if one

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of your first two is successful,
And that sounds to me like a team

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who realizes their coach is a bit
of a wing nut, a bit of

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a wing nut. He he's not
gonna get both of them, right,

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I know. So there's that,
all right. I was all up for

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vote, all up for vote,
not at a momentum behind any of them.

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So let's go. If you've got
the hand kind of grabbing the shoulder,

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pad's too much, that's five yards. But if you tackle a dude

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to keep him from sacking your quarterback, then yes, ten yards. Think

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about it. Flagrant holding, a
flagrant holding, regular holding, regular holding,

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yeah, superhold. Yeah, let's
do the scuttle But fine, I

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thought that this was that was just
the time. Just finish it off.

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It's talking about vance tare restoration.
I'm Kevin Turner with Danny Bayliss Mike's Roy

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JJ Jackson here two four eight seven
seven eight seven one nine seven to one.

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Earnhardt. Right now, all right, if you want to see Hailstorm.

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Okay, so a couple of stories. Here's a quick one. Right here.

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A Boeing plane that left DFW Airport
on Wednesday landed safely at lax Mike

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after one of its tires blew out
during takeoff. A wait, they've made

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it all the way to LA They
said, you know what, why turn

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around? Now, what's the difference. Let's go. Landing's gonna suck no

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matter where it is. At least
get to where you think you're going.

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Yeah, safely, no injuries,
everything's fine. So which which which tire?

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Front? Back? Well, this
is why they have double tires,

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right, they have double tires on
all of them, right, yeah,

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yeah, they're on a plane five
or six. I would say one,

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two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

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sixteen. I think there's twenty twenty. Yeah, I think twenty tires.

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Are you Are you picturing a massive
plane? Okay, on what what

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kind of plane? I think there's
just six six two four, and I

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think they're double sack tires, two
back left, two back rights. I'm

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seven thirty seven, Danny, I
don't do math O. Can't give me

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your big number. This is from
ABC four in Charleston. This is a

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twenty a family friend. I think
it's like six. It's a family friend

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who's talking about John Barrett, the
Bowing whistle blow, that he did not

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commit suicide. There's no way.
First Tonight, our investigative reporter Ann Emerson

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has new information in the death of
Boeing whistleblower John Barnett. A close family

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friend of Barnett says he predicted he
might wind up dead, that a story

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could surface that he killed himself,
but he told her don't believe it and

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tess up. Barnett whoa so he
knew it. He told a family friend

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something's going to happen to it.
Dude, this is more clear than ever

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to me. This is not a
suicide and we all suspected it the other

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day. But no, Yeah,
that's where I stand now for sure.

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And Kidischer family friends saying that could
be lying, but I I don't know,

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man, this is very odd.
There's also I saw that the day

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before I think this is the twenty
eighth someone in the government. It was

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a senator I think, or it
might have been a congressman. I'm sorry,

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I don't rushed up. I didn't
think I would say this today,

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pulled out a ton of stocks,
took out some stocks from Boeing from Boeing,

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and then on the twenty ninth is
the day that another big investigation began.

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I mean, look, you might
just pull out the stocks because the

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door flew off the plane, you
know, a month after that, But

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I don't know. I think if
you're in Congress for the Senate, you

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should just not be allowed to invest
I think so too. You literally make

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decisions that impact or it should be
many. You know, there should be

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a limit on how much one hundred
bucks? Yeah, seriously thousand really?

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Like, I don't know, a
seven thirty seven has six tires, But

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I wasn't too far off on the
seven forty seven eighteen eighteen tires two four

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six eight eighteen. It's still three
racks up front and then seven racks on

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each on each side behind it.
That's Craig Cray. It's a lot of

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tires. Yeah, fascinating story.
I'm kind of with you. Anyone who's

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like, look, it's getting hot, things are something's going on here and

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feels the need to say out loud
to a loved one just in case I

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am not killing myself. Yeah,
that's wild. And then within a month

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or a week or a year or
whatever it is, you you're you've committed

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suicide in a parking lot the morning
after a dinner with some other family member

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or somebody that's like, no,
he was acting fine. We did not.

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Oh, this is just the nip
of the iceberg. It seems tip.

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It's a tip te nip, it's
tea. I think you're wrong.

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You're like my kid. You try
to sneak in dirty words because that makes

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you feel good, to get some
weird and dworphin hit. Do you want

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some nuggies I'm looking for It's no
pill Friday. We're getting wild today.

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Okay, hold off as long as
you can. I want this, dude,

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out cold nine. No, No, I want him to save the

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pill for nine tonight so he could
party up. I'm going straight to the

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Hub to watch golf right after this, because I've been in Skinshaw the Speakeasier

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doing a double remote at the Hub
in Addison today. Hell yes, around,

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bet Line, I'm going to the
Hub after the show. That's great,

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watch golf and Kevin take a pill. I need to say this,

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but I'm not gonna kill myself.
And if something happens to me, Kevin,

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I'm telling you look into it.
I didn't do it. I'm far

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too much of a p I don't
even know how to start. I don't

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want to die. I'm not doing
it. I think if I haven't done

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it by now, it's probably not
gonna happen. Yeah, tuns deep record

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this and play this in court A
give some the light detector? Am I

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lying? I'm not play it.
According to the Census, Mike DFW added

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over one hundred and fifty two thousand
new residents in twenty twenty three. That

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one year growth is the equivalent to
adding another city of Mesquite. Geez dude,

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it's crazy. We're like eight million
people now, one eight point one

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million people. Houston was number two
and added people at one hundred and thirty

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nine thousand people. They're at seven
point five million. They're chasing us.

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Atlanta was third with sixty eight thousand, that's the closest was third at sixty

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eight thousand. Texas and Houston,
I mean DFW and Houston basically doubled in

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growth than the next nearest contender.
So wild. How far are we from?

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Uh? From New York? Now, NIP and Chicago they're the ones

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ahead of us, right, so
we're the fourth market. Yeah, technically

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we'll be three soon. And this
thing has us on what wkipedia at seven

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point nine the twenty twenty two estimate. So yeah, add one hundred and

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fifty two thousand people to that.
Yep, and first one percent change,

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we're up four point one. Again, these are twenty twenty two numbers.

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Yeah, and Chicago's down almost two
percent. LA is down, New York

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is down. We're coming. We're
coming, Chicago. Yeah, Hey,

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Chicago, we are coming. Look
out bean, and we're gonna be number

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three pretty soon. Coffin and Rockwall
County's top the nation in growth rate percentage.

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Coffin County eight percent, Rockwall County
six point five percent growth in a

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year. Nut, dude, have
you been to Rockwall lately? Rock my

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last trip I went to last weekend. That's awesome. It's neighbor brand new

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neighborhood developments are just it is constantly
under construction out there with new homes.

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Cool and cool stuff. They all
are. I mean, I'm sure that

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those things will pop up as well
to kind of support those neighborhoods. But

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man, and they all look the
same, all the houses out there,

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they all look the damn same.
Gator attack do it? Yeah? Thirty

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seven year old man in South Africa
is fishing with his twelve year old son.

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His line gets caught on a tree. So the bass is dangling from

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this tree branch and about an inch
of water. Okay, so just kind

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of freaking out there. Dad is
like, okay, I'm gonna go on.

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Snag it walks over there in the
water by then unsnagg it and he's

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attacked by a thirteen foot alligabon.
Oh you know what I said, alligator?

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Crocodile. It's a crocodile, thirteen
foot crocodile, which is more dangerous,

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right, crocodile? I always think
that the croc is more dangerous than

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the gator, but as a rounded
snout are just bigger, right, bigger.

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Yeah. So the wife comes screaming
down the bank as the man is

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half swallowed by the gator. The
wife, there was a log, starts

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clubbing the gator on the head.
Geez, well the crock on the head.

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Pow pow pow. Guy leg first
in mouth in mouth. The gator

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was trying to drag him to deeper
water, drowning. Well, let him

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sit there for a while and let
the water kind of soften his flesh,

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and then they go back and go. Yeah, so they don't have to

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like work through all the mussels stinewy, tough meat. He said, I

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could not see my legs and could
just see its teeth and those evil eyes

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looking at me Jesus as it slowly
back towards deeper water where it would take

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me down getting eaten by jaws.
It's exactly that. And the wife beat

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the croc over the head with a
log. She beat it off of the

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head. Did they get a bet
off the log? Did he get his

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leg out? Okay? So he
then said this, because think about it,

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he's halfway down Okay, I say
the croc, I'll say, I'll

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say, is that the thigh?
Okay, that at the thunder thighs?

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He is at the quad's there?
Okay, so the crotch still above.

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Okay, Like Jim Carrey and a
spent you're a pet detective. When the

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shark gets him and he's riding it, he said, I remembered about gouging

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at the eyes, and I forced
my thumbs into them and it just shook

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me like a rag doll. And
then my wife ran into the water,

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grabbed my trouser belt. Hey,
while beating the croc on the head with

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it. He said, every time
I shut my eyes or try to sleep,

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I see the crocodile. Imagine that, oh sleep, So the only

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thing you're looking at is that crop, that dead eye, lifeless sigh like

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a doll's no eyes. Now because
he jammed his thumbs into his eyes,

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did he they did they save his
leg? Actually? Yes, okay,

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yeah, he did not lose a
leg here, very lucky didn't lose anything.

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He said. I never that's dignity. I swear this is real.

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He said. Quote. I never
knew my wife had the strength or the

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power to beat off a creature like
that. Don't pass out when you read

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a legitimate news. He tried to
use that joke like thirty seconds ago,

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two times. It's not a joke, but it's in the article. Okay,

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let's see, let's see show Danny
see these words about beating off a

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crocodile. The worst point, you're
a liar. I rather no a liar

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before it. Oh it's on your
sheet. Good god. I don't just

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pull up articles and skim them.
There's too many pop up, little dude.

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I move them to my own dogs. Little kiddie jokes about beating off

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a crocodile. Everyone was gonna laugh
at this. He was up half the

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night just giggs. He's trying to
close his eyes, waking up rocks.

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What are you laughing at, Kevin? Do I never asked? Seven fifty

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I'm dropping a classic. I never
do that. I'm going to make comedy

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history tomorrow seven Kevin, Will you
go to sleep? And he dreams about

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it, wakes up the middle of
the night giggling about his crocodile joke.

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Don't do any of that. They're
gonna love it. Those guys are gonna

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think I'm cool. Beat off crocodile. O. Best part he probably years

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ago. The best part. He's
probably got a follow up line that he

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hasn't got to yet. Now he's
deciding he should use it. I'm just

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finishing the reporting. I'm finishing the
reporting ahead. Well, I've said quote,

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I don't know how I did it. I was in severe shock.

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Half of my husband was inside a
giant crocodile. And no, no it's

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not read what's highlighted. Read what
you put in bold, what you put

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in bold with asterisks next to it. And when he was inside the giant

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crocodile, he was spraying blood everywhere. I told you, guys, I

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didn't do I didn't do what you
think I did. You did what we

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thought you did. F it.
We're staying ahead of time here today.

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