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Why why? Why? Why?
Why? What? Why would you drop

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a ball with me before this show
that we can't talk about this week.

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We gotta wait till next Week's talking
about a tease and hopefully you are ready

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because it's time. I'm gonna tease
you now to get weash. It's about

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to get weird. You're prepared for
it to get weird. Weeks are gonna

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get weird. It's getting weird.
I'm gonna get real weird with it.

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Let's getting weird. Let's get where
where? Getting where? Are you ready

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to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening already because you're listening

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to the hundred and thirty seventh after
episode Let's get weird. Had to catch

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up with the brain fart there.
I got an email it right when we

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started. How to reset your password? Was like, what happened to my

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password? No time? Do you
have to update yours? No? I

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did it like months ago? Weeks
ago? Can we talk? Yeah?

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You go the same. Let's rant
about this. How many times we've had

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to change this damn pass password for
this damn building? Every six months?

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Isn't it? Every six months?
And I hate it because every time I

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get confused. How do you get
confused? It's the same number, it's

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the same password here that becomes the
new password, and then everything moves up.

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A password is essentially how I have
to change everything else? What do

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you need to get? Really?
This becomes it's not my password one two

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three four five. My password at
home is one two three four five six

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or whatever. I don't know.
It's something like that. So everything has

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to be updated, so it's not
the same update everything when this one happens.

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Huh, you know, leave the
same password. You gotta do what

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you gotta do. Baby. Hackers, Hackers are going to hack you.

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And it's got a shaggy in it. And Angelia Jolie correct does hackers?

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I think that's the movie you're talking
about, right, Yeah, the one

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in the nineties. Uh, Dave
Dave, Mary Fay or Johnny Lee Miller

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who's in a lot of stuff,
and then a lot of Matthew Lillard.

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Oh yeah, and then Fisher Stevens
who's in a lot of stuff and he's

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also in Succession now and I love
him in Succession. It's always like a

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good like he's kind of he was
that's bad, bad though, Why short

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Circuit. Why is it that man
is white in that movie? He's he's

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got brown face. Eric, that's
why he played that movie? Was yeah,

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yeah, that movie can't be watched
nowadays. Can't give me critique Johnny

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number five, Man, there's a
reason why Short Circuit three didn't happen,

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Eric, because he died. I
don't know. I never watched that.

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What is spoil one and two?
You gotta watch Johnny number five? I'm

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okay, Now where's that? Can
you tell where he short Circuit? Oh,

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there's no coffee here today starting John
Cock would have something wild like that.

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AMZ stream I gotta buy I'm not
buying that. How do you watch?

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Where do you watch? You gotta
buy it? It's like five,

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So I know that movie is whatever. But did you you know that you

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can't um stream or buy the Super
Mario Bros. Movie from the nineties?

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Why uh, some licensing deal or
whatever. The only way you can buy

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is in a DVD or a VHS. Really, yes, you can't like

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find it on iTunes. Who was
the original movie company that um That movie

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was great? I mean it was
terrible twenty thirty years ago. Let's see,

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it was thirty years ago. Literally
like that's the uh studio that made

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it? Cannot tell? Uh,
Buena Vista Distributions. I mean that's the

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distributor. So what's the story then
Hollywood Pictures, so some random well that

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one, the Sphinx one, that
that one went away? Yeah, okay,

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so who holds it then? Uh, it's just in the in the

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ethos of just like it exists.
Why didn't they just bring it back out

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right now? They would have made
so much. I really wanted to watch

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it. But here's the thing.
You can't stream it anywhere, but super

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do this kind of one. Come
on, let's do it kind of fast.

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I think this website, Yeah,
you can go to the Internet archive

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and you can actually watch the film. I'm not gonna have pot it up

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because I don't know how loud it
isn't every long with this and watch the

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film and its entirety. But you
can't like watch on your TV or Xbox.

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You have to watch on the computer. What's Internet archive? I don't

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know. It's essentially like it's an
archive of like, oh audio stuff like

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the nineties. Pretty much. While
we're doing this, because we better not

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be going an hour forty four this
podcast, this movie I mean that movie

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was like, it was everything.
My brother brother and I had the DVD

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of it and that menu yet ingrained
the Super Mario Bros. Theme song because

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remember the day like DVD menus like, yeah, the same song every like

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two minutes. That and the U
is it Weally Wanka on the Chocolate Factory,

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the Johnny Depp one, No Charlie
the Chocolate Factor one, whereas the

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Opalloomba's going no no no no no
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dude that just kept by on twenty
four seven. That's in my brain somehow,

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where you like, we'd put a
TV on and we'd fall asleep to

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it. I kind of want to
buy them, so I can I buy

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it on Amazon? Anthing? Or
no? With the DVD? Yeah,

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yeah, it's like four bucks on
Amazon? Is it really? You have

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a DVD player? Our Xbox is
are? I think they're trying to face

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that play the DVD out? How
are you? It's just an app Uh,

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let's see movie movie we got Okay, wow's the movie? All right?

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Well maybe it's sold out? Okay, what the DVD? Oh here

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you go? Oh you go?
Six bucks? Seven bucks. Bestseller in

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comedies. Yes, what is it? Number one bestseller in comedy because everyone

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kept buying it for the Super Mario
Bros. Movie. Bro, let's buy

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it right now. Let me go
to my account and you could buy either

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that. The DVD is six ninety
nine, the Blu ray is twenty eight

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ninety eight, but it doesn't have
like the plus digital or whatever. And

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then the VHS tape is the most
expensive thing for thirty one dollars. Who

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has a VHS player? I can't
even the thumb you can tell how old

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it is. Look at the thumbnail, that's all. It's so tiny.

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I'm gonna get that out of the
cart. The people are gonna be like,

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why is that in the cart?
Ignore it? So which one?

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Which one should buy? The wide
screen of the one disc version of this

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one? There's a screen. Yeah, there's a blue ray for thirty bucks.

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But the I would buy the this
one because that's the one we had

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back in the day. Should I
buy it? Yeah? Me too?

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You won one? Yeah we're not. Okay Moore has never seen it.

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I doubt she's seen that movie.
And if she's had, she just gwinn

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points in my book. But you
know what has the one points in my

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book, Eric that my name's Hoodie's
hair. Every week we come together and

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gave me the weird stories from our
lives, the Internet, the world,

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universe, and your universe. Universe
obviously got on a rant there. I

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don't even know how we ended up
talk about it. So who do you

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talk about it? We're not gonna
talk about it. We're not gonna talk

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about it. But he dropped a
bomb on me just now, and he

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did it before the show. Did
listen to next week's show because there's something

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kind of controversial that he's gonna talk
about. I pre teased Eric. It's

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that way. He's excited to talk
about it next week. Am I excited?

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Am I angry excited? Do I
get excitedly easily? I don't know.

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Yeah, I ask the ladies of
the night. We won't get it

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till May fourth Star Wars Day Surprise
retreating Happy Star Wars Day. Here's Mario.

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You're not gonna care about this in
two weeks from now. Amazon trying

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to get you like that, Like, come on, Amazon, I know

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you got it there, you got
that storage warehouse, just chilling. We'll

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probably get here earlier though, Amazon, you know. But back to my

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point, I had my first wedding
vendor canceled on me. Oh yeah,

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see, I told you I had
good stuff canceled. Our photographer canceled on

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us. Wait again another one?
So the one, the first I remember

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the first one canceled of the dates, right, yeah, well the ones

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we were talking to. So this
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not going to mention their name and
everything. That's totally fine because it's more

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just for me ranting on things because
more it was like, yeah, I

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just don't mention their names. Okay, why not? Just you know,

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why not? Because I'm trying to
get liabeled. Why am I liabel if

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they canceled on you? But essentially
one days away from the wedding. By

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the way, it's coming fast and
uh so more and I have already had

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the DJ, she has hair,
We have the venue photographers. Next thing

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we're gonna get. We pretty much
went through multiple phone calls, multiple meetings

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with this photographer and they sent us
the contract over on Friday. The guy

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the contract on Friday. We're like, all right, great, we're gonna

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pay it on Monday. Just so
because we got into credit card. We're

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trying to get them points. You
know what I'm saying, it's a wedding

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hack. Get a credit card,
put the points on there. As soon

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as we're about to pay it,
we got an email from her that says,

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hey, I'm like okay, but
it wasn't like hey exclamation part.

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It was just hey, period,
good good. Unfortunately, I'm sorry to

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say this that I'm not. I'm
paraphrasing. I can no longer do your

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event. Something unexpected has happened.
But here's my recommendations. Blah blah blah

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blah blah. Let me tell you
her recommendations were double the price of what

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she was or like, there's no
way we can afford those people. But

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so now we're back on the scramble
hunt for a photographer for the wedding.

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What the ever loving hell? Yeah? And what wait? How does she

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know something's going to happen next year? Though exactly exactly so, the thing

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I wanted to talk to you about
is what do you think it was?

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It's she more thinks she's pregnant and
that she's just gonna have kid and won't

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be able to you know, really
know she would have said that, she

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would have said that. I think
it's that she has a friend or a

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sibling. I say, can you
do my wedding same time frame and priority

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on the friend for free and not
us? Mad? I think we'd be

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paying customers. Oh what I think
is another customer has the same wedding date

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and is doubling down. I'm gonna
pay more. That's what I think it

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is. You think I don't know. I wouldn't be that because you never

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had You never had a contract signe
literally had the contract. You never had

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to sign. You never had anything
signed, So then you don't have anything

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anything in writing. Where are we
in the morning movie? By the way,

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they just got the They were just
king the car. Yeah, so

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I'm sorry to say something expected has
come up. It will no longer be

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able on your wedding date. Um, so do you think so? Do

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you think she passively, aggressively passively
said I got somebody else? She got

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somebody else that's gonna pare it twice
as much? Because I bet she did,

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and I bet this happens a lot
of things. She was talking to

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two different clients, and who got
you the regular price? Then goes,

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oh, well maybe the fourth it's
already booked. I'm here's another ducket,

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give me that jump. That's what
I think, because that's my steping mind.

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I'm trying to be nice. Give
her benefit of the doubt. I'm

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not. Don't ever give anyone the
better of the doubt. I was what

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every movie say. Don't trust anyone, trust no one. Don't trust no

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ones, have no friends, have
no new friends. Oh you Drake on

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which Drake Bella Abbrey Drake. Okay, so yeah, we're on the hunt.

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Now we're a new photographer and we're
potentially crawling back to one and we

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kind of like, oh, you're
too expensive, but now we're like,

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oh eight, she's affordable now because
we've realized the price of everything. That's

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actually this podcast. You can go
back like two months ago. Yeah,

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me like figuring out pricing and stuff
for the photographer and now can you not

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you gotta you gotta get a good
photographer because it didn't that story today where

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the we did on the show on
your Morning Shure. You can listen to

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the podcast back as well. After
listening to this that we talked about the

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photographer. The lady is suing the
photographer because all he did was take videos

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and bad mouth them and bad mouth
them and yeah, so we so you

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don't don't splore yet, we don't. We're cheap cheap in it, but

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we don't. The first photographer we
originally said no too, we thought was

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too expensive, but now we know
no, that's actually kind of like the

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normal price. We're not paying twelve
thousand dollars for a photographer. That's way

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too much. But you're also not
going to pay someone a four hundred dollars

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no, no, no, no, no, so yeah, yeah,

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I don't know. Man. It
was just like, oh, it's exciting

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then uh. I mean luckily it
is, you know, a year out

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from the wedding, but it's still
like a man. Then we had to

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scramble the other day like all right, who we got an email? We

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gotta look up so and so and
all these people. And now I'm like

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I'm waiting on emails again. Now
that's part of my honey dude lists this

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week of like please respond. I
want to figure it out before she comes.

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Oh that's my life. That in
ten case, that's my life.

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I never got me one day,
will I one day You'll have to go

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to Max's wedding. Yeah, but
I'm not gonna deal with the right to

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paver stuff. Yeah, but I'm
not gonna deal with it. I'm like,

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it's money, here's a Venmo,
here's a wire. I don't even

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know what a check is. Yeah? Ay, wait a second, twenty

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years a check or mean complete?
Actually a good question. Do you think

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Max will learn how to write a
check? Nope? Because I think that

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was other than like elementary school thing, like here's the finance section, like,

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huh finance, I'm eleven years old. Nope. I think you'll never

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learn how to write check because I
know I got checks and I still haven't

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written a new check. Because everyone
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checkbook. That keep wide because it
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How's it expired? I don't know
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don't know? Learn him out check
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Never expire? Well, good,
good thing, going to throw it away?

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Did did you close that account?
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up to the money in it.
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that check, that check can be
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long as you don't write that did
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now say this, I write future
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treat yourself. Treat yourself blank blank
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then catch it in and be like, oh thank you, Pat Sody and

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then put five thousand dollars from my
current bank account I found. As long

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as you five five thousand dollars in
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not then? Who Anyways, I
know I'm funny today. I bring your

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content. I'm funny, and I
also bring you what super Mario Bros.

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Movie? Oh, John link,
that's why you want that's Luigi. That's

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why you wanted to watch it because
the connection TikTok sublimanly advertising you. Oh

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my god. But now to you
ben out of me. You don't want

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to you want to break from going
out. I need a serious break from

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going out. This past weekend,
I spent both nights out till four o'clock

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in the morning. I was exhausted
on Sunday. I need to stop doing

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it. It was fun. I
hung out with Gerard, hung out with

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John, hung out with Sarah,
hung out with another Molly, not John's

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Molly, even though John's Molly was
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But just saying I need did you
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that's outside the door out there.
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right now? But what No,
But I need I need to stop.

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I need to be more responsible and
stay home on Saturday and Sunday nights.

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I really need your games with it. Well, yesterday I was I whipped

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out COD. I started playing COD. I almost called you should and then

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I was like, oh no,
I don't have a download and it'll take

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take a whole day to download.
Called Duty. You don't have the war

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Zone. You don't have it deleted
it because no one, none of you

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was playing with me. Well,
then weeken Fortnite or up. Then you

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saw that ill got Fortnite. Oh
I always got Fortnite. On Fortnite's so

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easy because people that playing Fortnite really
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So I went through my Nintendo Switch
because you have the album art of the

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Nintendo Switch where you could take photos
and screenshots. Yeah, it's mainly screenshots

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of the game. And I found
my first Victory Royale. It was in

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twenty eighteen. I was like,
oh man, what a time. It

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was during the Thanos event for the
first infinity words. How was your first

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Victory Royale because it wasn't technically a
Donald Royal was really just survived. Thanos

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says, Victory's got a victory all
last Thursday because he was on spring Breaking.

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We played Victory Royale with you and
we Uh, he's getting better.

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He is getting a lot better.
I'm not gonna lie. I know I

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need to get pulling back a little
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better playing the game. He's such
a long set up. My god,

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get to the Mario World. It's
made nineteen ninety bro, they had to

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set the cool city of New York
New York City, Brooklyn. What up

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the PX you're doing? Yeah?
Oh, but I do have something for

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you. So you're going to Nats
game this week, going into the Nats

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game tomorrow night when they take on
the roles your seats? What did you

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choose? We choose section two thirty
six for the thirteen dollars. But we're

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all gonna be sitting out in the
center field bar. Yeah. Yeah,

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is that how you talk with your
syllables? So did you actually well,

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because you're not really caring, but
when you do go to a concert that's

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or event that's not with us or
we're not part of Do you look at

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the seats like, oh this view
from my seat? Is this? No?

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If I sit here? No?
So my brother and I we had

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to get a gift for my dad. Yeah, in case he listens.

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I don't know if I remember if
he listens to this podcast or not.

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Where we had to compare one hundred
dollars one hundred dollars seat to one hundred

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and ten dollars seat of the views
of like is it worth it for one

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hundred and ten dollars? Yeah,
and one hundred and ten dollars was worth

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it. It's closer. Correct,
that's what you want to be at a

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concert. You want to be closer. Concert in Virginia Beach that's coming up

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in September. It's what a certain
concert that's in Virginia Beach in September.

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I thought he knew he does.
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to buy them on Friday when they
went on sale, So hood he had

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to buy resale. But it's okay, they're in Hoodies account. Now wait,

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you forgot the buytle You were all
ready to go on Friday. I

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forgot, No, I was on
Thursday, and I forgot the pre sale

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was on Friday or the normal sales
on Friday. So then on Saturday night,

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I was like, oh, then
it was sold out. I was

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like, all right, well let's
go. Let's go to Seek Geek.

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They God, Seek Geeks saved the
day. The legit tickets they're they're they're

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legit in my ticket Master account and
everything. But let me tell you,

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but then God, we got that
new credit card points points points points points

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points for ever downard them. He
got a lot of points from that.

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Who's going with him? Is it
just him? Yeah? He gets picked.

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So it's either his wife, me
or my brother. Wow, we

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see who he loves the most.
And I have a feeling not you.

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It will not be unfortunately, look
at you, already dead. But to

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go from one sad thing to a
happy thing, let's get through something good.

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I've been all over the place in
this past eighteen Bros. Movie is

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currently Mario eaton set. So these
are real misconnections. People post on craigslist

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dot com. It's Washington, DC
dot craigslist dot org. In the DMV

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people posting looking for love, looking
for holes to be filled, looking for

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maintenance workers, and we find out
a lot of websites and a lot of

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things we probably should not know about
from this. Yes, some of these

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things. Yes, the first one, I'll do it. Oh, looking

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for a woman my treat in Wheaton, one hour or two of your time

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for Saturday night or anytime Sunday.
I'm thirty two, handsome, Latino five

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seven, one hundred ninety pounds,
can host or travel twenty friendly. That's

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definitely a hookup because street, Yeah
it is, Yeah, it is.

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Next one, Eric, you got
it. We need a new favoring,

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new favor flavor, that's definite me
if I want to Vanilla, I'd sleep

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with my wife. If you're okay
with that reply with an answer to the

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falling question, who was the last
person you thought about? That? You

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shouldn't have Arlington, Virginia sliding them. DM need a new flavor because the

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current thing is what is our flavor? It's a Latino and a white.

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What do we con consider ourself?
Moco? I'm I'm a lot of Europe,

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So I can't really tell you if
it's like Irish flavor? Is it

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like? No? No, you
know I got some flavor out um.

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This next one is in Clinton Camp
Springs, Temple Hills, Suitland, Okay,

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and a lot of things that are
county County. Are you going with

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your hands? Needed help a few
things? Where are you? You tell

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me you were good with their hands
when we spoke. Where are you?

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I have a few things need done
around here to I don't think that hand

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motion, hand motion down, up, down, in out, in out,

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you got it? Missing the couple
connection? Hello everyone, and they

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put literally the number one. All
right, I'm looking for an open minded

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couple, or let's focus on your
girl pleasure. I'm a guy and would

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like to find a couple for I
for I ideally regular fun encounters. Let's

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chat, Let's meet and see if
you have if we have chemistry for some

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adult time. And they spelled Thanks
t h X. Now're you screwed?

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You screwed yourself also too. By
putting every in the number one, you're

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not gonna get any action. Now. I'm looking for an open minded couple.

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Or let's focus on your girl pleasure. Not you this on your girl

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pleasure. Right, So it's basically
I'm you're gonna bang your girl girl interesting

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dubs in Woodbridge. No, it's
in Woodbridge. It's not the one here's

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something one in bottom mine. I
clicked on at first, thinking, oh,

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maybe you were the cute kurby slightly
older female bartender waiting, making drinks

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and giving me eyes. I was
the bearded Latin man with my friend who

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couldn't keep his eyes off you.
I wanted to get your number and serve

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you after work. Let's chat.
Now, here's the thing, this one.

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We usually get a lot of these
where it's like, oh yeah,

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let's hang out as reconnect. Tell
me what shirt you were wearing is probably

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a bead Hubs uniform. In this
scenario, this is like, no,

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I'm gonna I don't want to do
stuff with you. But with this one

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too, you know they work at
Buffalo wall Wings at Woodbridge. Just go

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go and keep going. You're gonna
run into them, or go to the

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same time, same day, next
day, go to the exactly. Maybe

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their schedule is not gonna change if
you happen to go to the Bea Dubs

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and Woodbridge. Uh, cute curby, slightly older female bartender. Uh het

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water this Latin male answer. Uh. And that was the last one actually,

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because I thought this is a craiglist. But the sier barrows so Kurt

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Oh best telling brothers go in and
they mess up the seward. Oh,

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it's always like the Ferteliscrtelli. It's
always some weird Italian name that's like,

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Okay, look at Super Mario Bros. Technically is Walt Disney Pictures because Buena

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Vista. That's like the nineties one
had its own like more like it's not

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kiddie movies and stuff, even though
it's some Super Mario Brothers. But we're

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currently friend Roger Rabbit and then yeah, exactly, Bob Hoskins, he's dead,

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Rest in piece, rest in piece. He's done too. John Leguizamo

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still alive. Name it Hopper died? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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think so it is Hopper. Uh
yeah, twenty ten. It's been a

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while. Wow, he looks like
James Cameron. Every time I keep thinking

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he's James Cameron. He's a bad
guy from Speed. But that does it

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for us. On this week's episode, we're gonna go finish out watching the

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Super Mario Brothers movie together and you
go to five, Gus, there is

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there's a guy show circuit right there
and now number five. But you can

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follow me at Andrew Hoodie. Why
can follow Eric at mister Eric Vida's R

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E R I c KB, and
don't forget next week's episode is going to

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be controversial as f because Hoodie is
going to drop a knowledge bomb on me.

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It's gonna make me a little sad
but maybe a little happy for Hoodie,

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for Hoodie, but not for me. And I always remember it's okay

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to be weird and sexy. It
got weird, didn't it. Yeah,