Why why? Why? Why? Why? What? Why would you drop
a ball with me before this show that we can't talk about this week.
We gotta wait till next Week's talking about a tease and hopefully you are ready
because it's time. I'm gonna tease you now to get weash. It's about
to get weird. You're prepared for it to get weird. Weeks are gonna
get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Let's getting weird. Let's get where where? Getting where? Are you ready
to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening already because you're listening
to the hundred and thirty seventh after episode Let's get weird. Had to catch
up with the brain fart there. I got an email it right when we
started. How to reset your password? Was like, what happened to my
password? No time? Do you have to update yours? No? I
did it like months ago? Weeks ago? Can we talk? Yeah?
You go the same. Let's rant about this. How many times we've had
to change this damn pass password for this damn building? Every six months?
Isn't it? Every six months? And I hate it because every time I
get confused. How do you get confused? It's the same number, it's
the same password here that becomes the new password, and then everything moves up.
A password is essentially how I have to change everything else? What do
you need to get? Really? This becomes it's not my password one two
three four five. My password at home is one two three four five six
or whatever. I don't know. It's something like that. So everything has
to be updated, so it's not the same update everything when this one happens.
Huh, you know, leave the same password. You gotta do what
you gotta do. Baby. Hackers, Hackers are going to hack you.
And it's got a shaggy in it. And Angelia Jolie correct does hackers?
I think that's the movie you're talking about, right, Yeah, the one
in the nineties. Uh, Dave Dave, Mary Fay or Johnny Lee Miller
who's in a lot of stuff, and then a lot of Matthew Lillard.
Oh yeah, and then Fisher Stevens who's in a lot of stuff and he's
also in Succession now and I love him in Succession. It's always like a
good like he's kind of he was that's bad, bad though, Why short
Circuit. Why is it that man is white in that movie? He's he's
got brown face. Eric, that's why he played that movie? Was yeah,
yeah, that movie can't be watched nowadays. Can't give me critique Johnny
number five, Man, there's a reason why Short Circuit three didn't happen,
Eric, because he died. I don't know. I never watched that.
What is spoil one and two? You gotta watch Johnny number five? I'm
okay, Now where's that? Can you tell where he short Circuit? Oh,
there's no coffee here today starting John Cock would have something wild like that.
AMZ stream I gotta buy I'm not buying that. How do you watch?
Where do you watch? You gotta buy it? It's like five,
So I know that movie is whatever. But did you you know that you
can't um stream or buy the Super Mario Bros. Movie from the nineties?
Why uh, some licensing deal or whatever. The only way you can buy
is in a DVD or a VHS. Really, yes, you can't like
find it on iTunes. Who was the original movie company that um That movie
was great? I mean it was terrible twenty thirty years ago. Let's see,
it was thirty years ago. Literally like that's the uh studio that made
it? Cannot tell? Uh, Buena Vista Distributions. I mean that's the
distributor. So what's the story then Hollywood Pictures, so some random well that
one, the Sphinx one, that that one went away? Yeah, okay,
so who holds it then? Uh, it's just in the in the
ethos of just like it exists. Why didn't they just bring it back out
right now? They would have made so much. I really wanted to watch
it. But here's the thing. You can't stream it anywhere, but super
do this kind of one. Come on, let's do it kind of fast.
I think this website, Yeah, you can go to the Internet archive
and you can actually watch the film. I'm not gonna have pot it up
because I don't know how loud it isn't every long with this and watch the
film and its entirety. But you can't like watch on your TV or Xbox.
You have to watch on the computer. What's Internet archive? I don't
know. It's essentially like it's an archive of like, oh audio stuff like
the nineties. Pretty much. While we're doing this, because we better not
be going an hour forty four this podcast, this movie I mean that movie
was like, it was everything. My brother brother and I had the DVD
of it and that menu yet ingrained the Super Mario Bros. Theme song because
remember the day like DVD menus like, yeah, the same song every like
two minutes. That and the U is it Weally Wanka on the Chocolate Factory,
the Johnny Depp one, No Charlie the Chocolate Factor one, whereas the
Opalloomba's going no no no no no no no no no August there's a group
dude that just kept by on twenty four seven. That's in my brain somehow,
where you like, we'd put a TV on and we'd fall asleep to
it. I kind of want to buy them, so I can I buy
it on Amazon? Anthing? Or no? With the DVD? Yeah,
yeah, it's like four bucks on Amazon? Is it really? You have
a DVD player? Our Xbox is are? I think they're trying to face
that play the DVD out? How are you? It's just an app Uh,
let's see movie movie we got Okay, wow's the movie? All right?
Well maybe it's sold out? Okay, what the DVD? Oh here
you go? Oh you go? Six bucks? Seven bucks. Bestseller in
comedies. Yes, what is it? Number one bestseller in comedy because everyone
kept buying it for the Super Mario Bros. Movie. Bro, let's buy
it right now. Let me go to my account and you could buy either
that. The DVD is six ninety nine, the Blu ray is twenty eight
ninety eight, but it doesn't have like the plus digital or whatever. And
then the VHS tape is the most expensive thing for thirty one dollars. Who
has a VHS player? I can't even the thumb you can tell how old
it is. Look at the thumbnail, that's all. It's so tiny.
I'm gonna get that out of the cart. The people are gonna be like,
why is that in the cart? Ignore it? So which one?
Which one should buy? The wide screen of the one disc version of this
one? There's a screen. Yeah, there's a blue ray for thirty bucks.
But the I would buy the this one because that's the one we had
back in the day. Should I buy it? Yeah? Me too?
You won one? Yeah we're not. Okay Moore has never seen it.
I doubt she's seen that movie. And if she's had, she just gwinn
points in my book. But you know what has the one points in my
book, Eric that my name's Hoodie's hair. Every week we come together and
gave me the weird stories from our lives, the Internet, the world,
universe, and your universe. Universe obviously got on a rant there. I
don't even know how we ended up talk about it. So who do you
talk about it? We're not gonna talk about it. We're not gonna talk
about it. But he dropped a bomb on me just now, and he
did it before the show. Did listen to next week's show because there's something
kind of controversial that he's gonna talk about. I pre teased Eric. It's
that way. He's excited to talk about it next week. Am I excited?
Am I angry excited? Do I get excitedly easily? I don't know.
Yeah, I ask the ladies of the night. We won't get it
till May fourth Star Wars Day Surprise retreating Happy Star Wars Day. Here's Mario.
You're not gonna care about this in two weeks from now. Amazon trying
to get you like that, Like, come on, Amazon, I know
you got it there, you got that storage warehouse, just chilling. We'll
probably get here earlier though, Amazon, you know. But back to my
point, I had my first wedding vendor canceled on me. Oh yeah,
see, I told you I had good stuff canceled. Our photographer canceled on
us. Wait again another one? So the one, the first I remember
the first one canceled of the dates, right, yeah, well the ones
we were talking to. So this one we like pretty much said into I'm
not going to mention their name and everything. That's totally fine because it's more
just for me ranting on things because more it was like, yeah, I
just don't mention their names. Okay, why not? Just you know,
why not? Because I'm trying to get liabeled. Why am I liabel if
they canceled on you? But essentially one days away from the wedding. By
the way, it's coming fast and uh so more and I have already had
the DJ, she has hair, We have the venue photographers. Next thing
we're gonna get. We pretty much went through multiple phone calls, multiple meetings
with this photographer and they sent us the contract over on Friday. The guy
the contract on Friday. We're like, all right, great, we're gonna
pay it on Monday. Just so because we got into credit card. We're
trying to get them points. You know what I'm saying, it's a wedding
hack. Get a credit card, put the points on there. As soon
as we're about to pay it, we got an email from her that says,
hey, I'm like okay, but it wasn't like hey exclamation part.
It was just hey, period, good good. Unfortunately, I'm sorry to
say this that I'm not. I'm paraphrasing. I can no longer do your
event. Something unexpected has happened. But here's my recommendations. Blah blah blah
blah blah. Let me tell you her recommendations were double the price of what
she was or like, there's no way we can afford those people. But
so now we're back on the scramble hunt for a photographer for the wedding.
What the ever loving hell? Yeah? And what wait? How does she
know something's going to happen next year? Though exactly exactly so, the thing
I wanted to talk to you about is what do you think it was?
It's she more thinks she's pregnant and that she's just gonna have kid and won't
be able to you know, really know she would have said that, she
would have said that. I think it's that she has a friend or a
sibling. I say, can you do my wedding same time frame and priority
on the friend for free and not us? Mad? I think we'd be
paying customers. Oh what I think is another customer has the same wedding date
and is doubling down. I'm gonna pay more. That's what I think it
is. You think I don't know. I wouldn't be that because you never
had You never had a contract signe literally had the contract. You never had
to sign. You never had anything signed, So then you don't have anything
anything in writing. Where are we in the morning movie? By the way,
they just got the They were just king the car. Yeah, so
I'm sorry to say something expected has come up. It will no longer be
able on your wedding date. Um, so do you think so? Do
you think she passively, aggressively passively said I got somebody else? She got
somebody else that's gonna pare it twice as much? Because I bet she did,
and I bet this happens a lot of things. She was talking to
two different clients, and who got you the regular price? Then goes,
oh, well maybe the fourth it's already booked. I'm here's another ducket,
give me that jump. That's what I think, because that's my steping mind.
I'm trying to be nice. Give her benefit of the doubt. I'm
not. Don't ever give anyone the better of the doubt. I was what
every movie say. Don't trust anyone, trust no one. Don't trust no
ones, have no friends, have no new friends. Oh you Drake on
which Drake Bella Abbrey Drake. Okay, so yeah, we're on the hunt.
Now we're a new photographer and we're potentially crawling back to one and we
kind of like, oh, you're too expensive, but now we're like,
oh eight, she's affordable now because we've realized the price of everything. That's
actually this podcast. You can go back like two months ago. Yeah,
me like figuring out pricing and stuff for the photographer and now can you not
you gotta you gotta get a good photographer because it didn't that story today where
the we did on the show on your Morning Shure. You can listen to
the podcast back as well. After listening to this that we talked about the
photographer. The lady is suing the photographer because all he did was take videos
and bad mouth them and bad mouth them and yeah, so we so you
don't don't splore yet, we don't. We're cheap cheap in it, but
we don't. The first photographer we originally said no too, we thought was
too expensive, but now we know no, that's actually kind of like the
normal price. We're not paying twelve thousand dollars for a photographer. That's way
too much. But you're also not going to pay someone a four hundred dollars
no, no, no, no, no, so yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Man. It was just like, oh, it's exciting
then uh. I mean luckily it is, you know, a year out
from the wedding, but it's still like a man. Then we had to
scramble the other day like all right, who we got an email? We
gotta look up so and so and all these people. And now I'm like
I'm waiting on emails again. Now that's part of my honey dude lists this
week of like please respond. I want to figure it out before she comes.
Oh that's my life. That in ten case, that's my life.
I never got me one day, will I one day You'll have to go
to Max's wedding. Yeah, but I'm not gonna deal with the right to
paver stuff. Yeah, but I'm not gonna deal with it. I'm like,
it's money, here's a Venmo, here's a wire. I don't even
know what a check is. Yeah? Ay, wait a second, twenty
years a check or mean complete? Actually a good question. Do you think
Max will learn how to write a check? Nope? Because I think that
was other than like elementary school thing, like here's the finance section, like,
huh finance, I'm eleven years old. Nope. I think you'll never
learn how to write check because I know I got checks and I still haven't
written a new check. Because everyone either's Venmo cash app or have an expired
checkbook. That keep wide because it looks like I have a check book.
How's it expired? I don't know the checks expired or something? How I
don't know? Learn him out check never expired? What doesn't? Yeah?
Never expire? Well, good, good thing, going to throw it away?
Did did you close that account? No? Then that account is still
up to the money in it. Yeah, so check it account. Yeah
that check, that check can be used forever. Right there we go,
long as you don't write that did on it? All? Right? So
now say this, I write future me a blank check of like, hey,
treat yourself. Treat yourself blank blank blank no blank date? Can I
then catch it in and be like, oh thank you, Pat Sody and
then put five thousand dollars from my current bank account I found. As long
as you five five thousand dollars in the account, we spend it now,
not then? Who Anyways, I know I'm funny today. I bring your
content. I'm funny, and I also bring you what super Mario Bros.
Movie? Oh, John link, that's why you want that's Luigi. That's
why you wanted to watch it because the connection TikTok sublimanly advertising you. Oh
my god. But now to you ben out of me. You don't want
to you want to break from going out. I need a serious break from
going out. This past weekend, I spent both nights out till four o'clock
in the morning. I was exhausted on Sunday. I need to stop doing
it. It was fun. I hung out with Gerard, hung out with
John, hung out with Sarah, hung out with another Molly, not John's
Molly, even though John's Molly was there for the minute for a second.
But just saying I need did you say, but I'll looking at someone's butt
that's outside the door out there. Okay, because they're like you double ondreen
right now? But what No, But I need I need to stop.
I need to be more responsible and stay home on Saturday and Sunday nights.
I really need your games with it. Well, yesterday I was I whipped
out COD. I started playing COD. I almost called you should and then
I was like, oh no, I don't have a download and it'll take
take a whole day to download. Called Duty. You don't have the war
Zone. You don't have it deleted it because no one, none of you
was playing with me. Well, then weeken Fortnite or up. Then you
saw that ill got Fortnite. Oh I always got Fortnite. On Fortnite's so
easy because people that playing Fortnite really aren't as intense. It is funny.
So I went through my Nintendo Switch because you have the album art of the
Nintendo Switch where you could take photos and screenshots. Yeah, it's mainly screenshots
of the game. And I found my first Victory Royale. It was in
twenty eighteen. I was like, oh man, what a time. It
was during the Thanos event for the first infinity words. How was your first
Victory Royale because it wasn't technically a Donald Royal was really just survived. Thanos
says, Victory's got a victory all last Thursday because he was on spring Breaking.
We played Victory Royale with you and we Uh, he's getting better.
He is getting a lot better. I'm not gonna lie. I know I
need to get pulling back a little bit, but he is getting a lot
better playing the game. He's such a long set up. My god,
get to the Mario World. It's made nineteen ninety bro, they had to
set the cool city of New York New York City, Brooklyn. What up
the PX you're doing? Yeah? Oh, but I do have something for
you. So you're going to Nats game this week, going into the Nats
game tomorrow night when they take on the roles your seats? What did you
choose? We choose section two thirty six for the thirteen dollars. But we're
all gonna be sitting out in the center field bar. Yeah. Yeah,
is that how you talk with your syllables? So did you actually well,
because you're not really caring, but when you do go to a concert that's
or event that's not with us or we're not part of Do you look at
the seats like, oh this view from my seat? Is this? No?
If I sit here? No? So my brother and I we had
to get a gift for my dad. Yeah, in case he listens.
I don't know if I remember if he listens to this podcast or not.
Where we had to compare one hundred dollars one hundred dollars seat to one hundred
and ten dollars seat of the views of like is it worth it for one
hundred and ten dollars? Yeah, and one hundred and ten dollars was worth
it. It's closer. Correct, that's what you want to be at a
concert. You want to be closer. Concert in Virginia Beach that's coming up
in September. It's what a certain concert that's in Virginia Beach in September.
I thought he knew he does. Well, here's the thing. Hoodie forgot
to buy them on Friday when they went on sale, So hood he had
to buy resale. But it's okay, they're in Hoodies account. Now wait,
you forgot the buytle You were all ready to go on Friday. I
forgot, No, I was on Thursday, and I forgot the pre sale
was on Friday or the normal sales on Friday. So then on Saturday night,
I was like, oh, then it was sold out. I was
like, all right, well let's go. Let's go to Seek Geek.
They God, Seek Geeks saved the day. The legit tickets they're they're they're
legit in my ticket Master account and everything. But let me tell you,
but then God, we got that new credit card points points points points points
points for ever downard them. He got a lot of points from that.
Who's going with him? Is it just him? Yeah? He gets picked.
So it's either his wife, me or my brother. Wow, we
see who he loves the most. And I have a feeling not you.
It will not be unfortunately, look at you, already dead. But to
go from one sad thing to a happy thing, let's get through something good.
I've been all over the place in this past eighteen Bros. Movie is
currently Mario eaton set. So these are real misconnections. People post on craigslist
dot com. It's Washington, DC dot craigslist dot org. In the DMV
people posting looking for love, looking for holes to be filled, looking for
maintenance workers, and we find out a lot of websites and a lot of
things we probably should not know about from this. Yes, some of these
things. Yes, the first one, I'll do it. Oh, looking
for a woman my treat in Wheaton, one hour or two of your time
for Saturday night or anytime Sunday. I'm thirty two, handsome, Latino five
seven, one hundred ninety pounds, can host or travel twenty friendly. That's
definitely a hookup because street, Yeah it is, Yeah, it is.
Next one, Eric, you got it. We need a new favoring,
new favor flavor, that's definite me if I want to Vanilla, I'd sleep
with my wife. If you're okay with that reply with an answer to the
falling question, who was the last person you thought about? That? You
shouldn't have Arlington, Virginia sliding them. DM need a new flavor because the
current thing is what is our flavor? It's a Latino and a white.
What do we con consider ourself? Moco? I'm I'm a lot of Europe,
So I can't really tell you if it's like Irish flavor? Is it
like? No? No, you know I got some flavor out um.
This next one is in Clinton Camp Springs, Temple Hills, Suitland, Okay,
and a lot of things that are county County. Are you going with
your hands? Needed help a few things? Where are you? You tell
me you were good with their hands when we spoke. Where are you?
I have a few things need done around here to I don't think that hand
motion, hand motion down, up, down, in out, in out,
you got it? Missing the couple connection? Hello everyone, and they
put literally the number one. All right, I'm looking for an open minded
couple, or let's focus on your girl pleasure. I'm a guy and would
like to find a couple for I for I ideally regular fun encounters. Let's
chat, Let's meet and see if you have if we have chemistry for some
adult time. And they spelled Thanks t h X. Now're you screwed?
You screwed yourself also too. By putting every in the number one, you're
not gonna get any action. Now. I'm looking for an open minded couple.
Or let's focus on your girl pleasure. Not you this on your girl
pleasure. Right, So it's basically I'm you're gonna bang your girl girl interesting
dubs in Woodbridge. No, it's in Woodbridge. It's not the one here's
something one in bottom mine. I clicked on at first, thinking, oh,
maybe you were the cute kurby slightly older female bartender waiting, making drinks
and giving me eyes. I was the bearded Latin man with my friend who
couldn't keep his eyes off you. I wanted to get your number and serve
you after work. Let's chat. Now, here's the thing, this one.
We usually get a lot of these where it's like, oh yeah,
let's hang out as reconnect. Tell me what shirt you were wearing is probably
a bead Hubs uniform. In this scenario, this is like, no,
I'm gonna I don't want to do stuff with you. But with this one
too, you know they work at Buffalo wall Wings at Woodbridge. Just go
go and keep going. You're gonna run into them, or go to the
same time, same day, next day, go to the exactly. Maybe
their schedule is not gonna change if you happen to go to the Bea Dubs
and Woodbridge. Uh, cute curby, slightly older female bartender. Uh het
water this Latin male answer. Uh. And that was the last one actually,
because I thought this is a craiglist. But the sier barrows so Kurt
Oh best telling brothers go in and they mess up the seward. Oh,
it's always like the Ferteliscrtelli. It's always some weird Italian name that's like,
Okay, look at Super Mario Bros. Technically is Walt Disney Pictures because Buena
Vista. That's like the nineties one had its own like more like it's not
kiddie movies and stuff, even though it's some Super Mario Brothers. But we're
currently friend Roger Rabbit and then yeah, exactly, Bob Hoskins, he's dead,
Rest in piece, rest in piece. He's done too. John Leguizamo
still alive. Name it Hopper died? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
think so it is Hopper. Uh yeah, twenty ten. It's been a
while. Wow, he looks like James Cameron. Every time I keep thinking
he's James Cameron. He's a bad guy from Speed. But that does it
for us. On this week's episode, we're gonna go finish out watching the
Super Mario Brothers movie together and you go to five, Gus, there is
there's a guy show circuit right there and now number five. But you can
follow me at Andrew Hoodie. Why can follow Eric at mister Eric Vida's R
E R I c KB, and don't forget next week's episode is going to
be controversial as f because Hoodie is going to drop a knowledge bomb on me.
It's gonna make me a little sad but maybe a little happy for Hoodie,
for Hoodie, but not for me. And I always remember it's okay
to be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,