Okay, okay, we're gonna do this us. Good morning. This is
Ed McMahon. And now ladies and gentlemen, Rode Ry okay, now come
on now, wake you wake your hands off. Stay daye Rod Ryan Show.
Check it in on this milk. Monday, April fifteenth, tax day,
Hey day for some. But yeah, we'll be talking about tax Day.
And I guess there's a lot of food deals out there today. I
know Chili's working on getting some of that stuff up on the world famous Stroud
Ryan showpage at the buzz dot com. We got Brian going for win number
two. Oh no, he's a true time Hall of Famer. He's going
for win number four. That's right. And Hill we put some concert tickets
in there again, very generous. Let Biscuit tickets coming your way in home
room. We'll hook you up on the fun fact flashback. The Texas Hammer
game as you traditionally know it, with the lyrics and all of that,
will be played in the seven o'clock hour as it always is on Monday at
seven twenty. But then we're gonna play another game with the Texas Hammer.
It's called risk It for the Biscuit. Today's first day We're gonna play it
all weekend. It's a chance to win up to one thousand dollars cash.
It's just a cash giveaway. It happens at a twenty every day this week.
I'll explain everything and then we got another cash deal going to on foyer.
That's kind of like a text to win or I think you go to
the website now, talk about that today. Five finger death punch tickets,
Busy Plottest guy Steven percent chanceerin Hi eighty three Morning Jess, soa what are
Houstons headline? Hey, good morning Rod, Good morning home rooms. So
Saturday night it was all Iran and Israel news, and so Saturday night there
was this expected strike on Israel that was launched by Iran but wound up causing
minimal damage. Iran Sanavali of over three hundred drones and missiles targeted throughout Israel,
all but a few were intercepted by Israel and its allies that includes the
United States. So that's kind of the big story over the weekend, big
international story that we'll be talking about this morning. You already mentioned today's tax
day, So if you haven't already filed, the IRS is making it easier
for you to do that. Apparently they released this update for direct File.
It's free tax filing program that allows taxpayers to import the previous year's info from
the IRS in order to easily validate the current year's return. So it's a
direct file pilot program only available to taxpayers in twelve states this year. I
got to make sure Texas is included one. But Texas is included in saving
a couple of bucks on some of your food, You're not going to make
up for all the money you just have to poork over to the government.
But a bunch of places are having the tax day deals today. You got
Krispy Kreme getting most of the press for their buy one, get a dozen
deal, and then grub hub has a fifteen dollars off deal for April fifteenth.
You spend at least twenty five bucks use the code tax break on qualifying
orders, so that one is limited to the first thousand people who use it.
Being Jay's brew House, I mean all of this, Like you mentioned
a chili putting up a blog page for this. There's a biopic on Chris
Farley that's in the works, and apparently it's going to be directed by Josh
Gadd, who plays ol Off the Snowman in the Frozen movies. Paul Walter
Hauser will star. You may know him as Raymond Sting, reporter on the
Netflix series Cobra Kai or Oh. I know exactly who that guy isray Yeah,
he was. Also he won an Emmy for playing a murderer in the
mini series Blackbird on I believe that's on Netflix. I'm not sure black but
he's also a budding pro wrestler who makes appearances in the WW and AW.
So may I on the lookout for that. We don't have a ton of
details on it. Jef Yed always does like musicals too, so this will
be interesting to see how he portrays Chris Farley, and that guy's going to
be perfect. Yeah, I think that guy's perfect. When you say Blackbird,
is that the Atlanta bombing? Didn't he play that? I do not
know? Okay, Larry Hall, I think so. I think so,
Okay. So let's talk about jelly Roll on the music blog page. He's
being sued by this wedding band. They're based out of Philadelphia. Their band
names jelly Roll, and they've been around since nineteen eighty. But jelly Roll
only became a massive country music star and he's and they say it's been messing
with their brand. The band also used to be pretty easy to google,
but nowadays when you search for jelly Roll, I mean, it's all references
to this, to the country singer that we all know that came up even
before them. So they say it's causing irreparable harm to their band. We're
seeing if they're going to be you know, acknowledged fright jelly Rolls peeps.
So those are Houston headlines. Well, well, well this is good to
hear, isn't it. It's been a watch crazy here feels like it's been
a minute. Astros did get a win yesterday, beat the Rangers eight to
five. Al tuo Veay homer twice in the game. He's been absolutely dominant
for the Astros this season. I think I saw somewhere yesterday that this may
be the best start he's had to a season before. Ashers took two out
of three against Texas over the weekend to night. They're gonna open up a
three game series with the Braves. It made Spencer ah toget He's gonna be
on the map for Deestros going up against Lannis Darius Vines first pitches at seventeen.
You can listen to the game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven
ninety. Arraghetti went to Single Ranch High School. He's a fellow alumni of
Singare Rolle. Now. In basketball, Rockets finished the regular season with a
win yesterday. They beat the Clippers one sixteen to one oh five. They
have a one. They finished the season with a forty one and forty one
record. Didn't make the playoffs, so we did get to see a lot
of improvement from a pretty young team. And I bet next year they're gonna
they're gonna make that push into the postseason. In golf, it Gotti Scheffler
won the Masters yesterday, finishing eleven underpar, winning it by four strokes.
It's his second Master's title this versus twenty twenty two. He is also now
the fifth golfer in Master's history to win multiple tournaments by three strokes or more
Tiger Woods Sevi Valasterio's, Jack Nicholas and Sam Snead's. That's a pretty good
company that he is in. It's his third tournament win in the last thirty
five days. He's been the top ranked golfer for eighty plus days. He
was a runaway favorite, the biggest favorite going into the Masters since Tiger Woods,
and absolutely delivered. The dude's unbeatable right now at this point. But
congrats to Scottie Scheffler. That's what's going on in sports. Awesome. Here
we go, Hey, guys, crazy busy, crazy busy on this MILF
Monday. All right, first phone call. I even checked the phones.
We're good. Okay, you want the first phone call today, come get
it. Seven one, three, two two, ninety four to five.
The most interactive show on the radio, it's this one. Here we go
ninety four to five, the buzz starting with rage, wakey, wait,
hands off, snaky Rob Ryan Show checking in. It is Milk Monday.
Gave you the rundown. Big morning for Brian going for win number four.
Fresh shot of D head to Head Okay, Alex. Three game day today,
Yeah, three games? What is this a fun house? I love
it. We have three games to play on the air today, freshout of
D head to Head. We play that every morning every Monday. We play
the Texas Hammer Game. But bolm, you got some risk it for the
biscuit. For me, you got some give me a little taste, Give
me a little taste. We're gonna play a game called risk It for the
Biscuit. The biscuit in this case is one thousand dollars. How long do
you want to hang in there? You have a chance you could possibly win
a thousand dollars today. It's a cash contest. It's gonna happen at eight
twenty this morning. Are you ready to risk it for the biscuit? I
am. I am mister Adler, but I can't play. But I'm gonna
be asking you guys to call in today five days. I asked him for
money. He said, okay, I'll give it to you. You can
play five days risk it for the biscuit. Thank you to the Great Texas
Hammer. So he's all over the show today. And then a new cash
contest starts at nine. I had the Wizard's email and then I don't know,
you can see that on the print of This Morning Cash Wizards. Yeah,
it starts at nine to ten today, So don't worry. I'm telling
you where it is. I will get you all the information before it hits.
Okay, and then five finger death Punch tickets on Know the show today.
Happy tax Day everyone, it's that time for the first phone call of
the day her, Good morning, Good morning. How are y'all today?
Awesome? How are you? It's great. I just wanted to call in
say good morning and wish'all all a happy Monday and start this week off good.
You always this nice so early in the morning, very chipper, I'll
try. Did you get your your taxes? All that stuff's out of the
way. You're not like a last minute person. You sound pretty button.
Yep, I got it done as a kid. What's it like to be
awesome? I don't know. You tell me what it's like. What's it
like just being awesome at all times? All right, well, listen,
thank you for that's gonna help me. That's gonna help me on this Monday.
I hope you have the best day. It's a great day to have
a great day, Heather, it is you got it? Okay? Thank
you. I love this call. I really do. I love that first
phone call. My six picks will be up. I said six picks in
as well, because you were saying it was so you were bitching at us
that we can played to his heart. So I was like, you know
what, I will send six picks again. Problem can I well, hey,
listen, that's on your boy, Chilli. That's on your boy Chili.
The one thing that I did not do that you just said that wasn't
true is when it came to picks, I never bitch about it. You
said that's all we ever do, and so I was like, you know
what, I'm not going for. I'm just going to send an extra six
picks so you'll pick in two weeks. Who have thought, Wow, that's
a lot of picks. Cherlie doesn't look happy about doing it in an extra
six pick it all right? All right? Well, I don't know if
he's messing with me or not. I'll have to go to LinkedIn's guests.
I'll have to go and see if the kids got six picks as well.
But he's honing in on my day. I will have six picks. I
already sent those over to Chila, so I'll let you know when those are
up. We got to take a short break. When we come back in
a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll
get set up for the first of three games. Today Houston's alternative and tell
him at the rod Ryan Morning shown the Buzz ninety four or five bus.
Welcome back rod Ryan Schirol Milf Monday. Get ready for our first of three
games today. Just a game show now, but fresh out of bed head
to head. We're getting set up for that coming up. He got the
Texas Hammer game at seven twenty and then we're gonna bring the Texas Hammer back
for risk it for the biscuit. I'd you like to win some cash today
on the show. We're gonna do it all week at eight twenty. Glaby's
guys ten percent chance of rain high have eighty three? Why what's trending?
Number one trend on Google is Billy Joel as well as the x SO.
He was doing his thing at his one hundredth live at Madison Square Garden and
he started the show a half hour late, but it cut off. CBS
cut it off right during Piano Man, like in the middle of Piano Man.
They cut it off. On My Guide last night it said Billy Joel
one hundredth concert. I went to it and it was some dumb cop show.
I don't know what it was. People were upset, like they were
voicing their opinions. Something happened to the live feed. Well yeah, well
I think because he started late. They cut it off like at a direct
time, and they just I mean, like the whole everyone's vibing, you
see, it's the best part. It's like the build up of the piano
man mid piano man boom just cuts off and viewers were pretty upset there,
like evidently CBS was no longer in the mood for a melody. So yeah,
so you're that's doing well. I mean, that's trending. And then
your six picks are doing well. So you went out to the Art car
parade this weekend, got some astros done where they staged the cars. I
didn't see the actual parade, but I wrote down and they have all of
the cars up on Allen Parkway and just kind of walk around and look at
them and stuff before they get into the actual parade. It's cool, really
cool. That and the MILF Monday. Those are the things that are trending
on ninety four to five. The bus. What is today Monday? Is
it Monday Tax Day? Yeah? This Monday Tax Day? Okay, good
morning everybody. This is two time Hall of Famer Brian. You're fresh out
of bed Head to head three day champion, and if you're keeping track.
That's two questions to answer three days in a row. Oh you're welcome,
Titha, join me on Monday when I make a win number four bitches.
Okay, Well, let's see if we can ruin that. We'll use up
some of those other questions on that sheet. I've been staring down for about
a month. Seven two two. If you want to play the right right
show celebrating twenty years ninety four five The Buzz ninety four five The Buzz All
American rejects, Wakey, wakey, on this Monday. I hope you guys
had a great weekend. We got cloudy skies today, still low chances of
rain. We're in that sweet zone like we were all weekend. LONGHI today
of around eighty three, great day to get outside and get after it a
little bit. I don't know who's playing yet. Well, I know that
two time Hall of Famer Brian is playing yet, but other John has let
me know that, affectionately known as Peter Paint in the ass, Brent,
this is his thirty His thirty day window is up. It is up up.
I don't know if he's out there already. It feels like he was
just on No way, dude. I felt like that that pain in my
ass was just here, but apparently it's been thirty days. No way,
I need to check on. I need an other John verification on that.
We need to make that sixty. And now it's time for the fresh out
of bed head to head challenge. Listeners to your corners. All right,
Brian, good morning. You've played three games and you're telling me you've only
used six questions? Is that correct? Yes, sir? Is it ok?
I appreciate that. I know you. You are her favorite. Brian.
You're going for win number four today? Oh boy, good morning,
rod Ryan show. Who's this? It's both thank christ Hi vow hi vowe
wait been. Let's go on. Have you played with us before? Right?
Yeah? Every year every year you play, right, I did it
at least one. Okay. Do you ever win? Yeah? I usually
make it about day three and uh that's about worlds Yet I'm a three day
I like to dip out on three and I like to you know, I
get tired after that. It's like fish. Fish gets stinky after three days.
Well, Chili put in a pretty nice prize for this game today.
Really did a pair of tickets to see some forty one. It's even one
three music hall. What's going on with this guy? I thought Friday,
I thought Fridays was prize was a little aggressive too. What did you win,
Brian? Thirty seconds to Mars tickets? Thirty seconds? Yeah, we
got a surplus on concert tickets. Right now, shout out your name when
you think you know the answer. Bo. This guy's only been using two
questions. He has been dominating. Uh, let's see if you can do
something here. Okay, okay, here we go. Give him hell.
I think we just played that first question. You're shouting out your name when
you think you know the answer. What Ford vehicle did O? J.
Simpson make popular? White Ford Bronco? The streak is over. Bo's on
the board, on the board in a white Boco. Next question, Brian,
just see if you're still there. Brian? Okay, good, good,
good. Here we go, Bo and Brian m hm okay. What
golfing event was just played in Augusta, Georgie? I heard Brian. Brian,
Brian got in first, no doubt, Brian, the masters. Yeah,
just real quick tests. Read the question as three ten as it's written.
What golfing event was just played in Augusta, Georgia. Answer. Answer,
golf was a golf event. It was Jesson. But but golf,
here we go sometimes I forget. Here we go for the for the win.
What city is LAPD located? Ryan Ummer, Los Angeles? Got it?
Got it? Good game, Ry, a good game, Bo Bo.
Bo showed us a little something there. We sure did. Where you
go. I'll see you in thirty days. Okay, Yeah, I got
a text for mother John. It is not good, he said. March
fourteenth was Peter Brent's last game, and then Bo lost to Brian in July
of twenty twenty two. Bo, we know everything about you. Okay,
all right, dude, good to have you back on Bo. Yeah,
thirty days, we're gonna still keep it at that, Brian. Yes,
sir, you needed that game. That's the best thing that could have happened
to you as you're going into your Hall of Fame game tomorrow. You needed
to You were just cruising through. You know, you needed to be scared.
You needed to be He slapped your round a little bit. That was
a good one. I had a little worried Now I think, I mean
tomorrow you're gonna be a killer. I know you will. Be. That's
another great pair of tickets for you, and then tomorrow you go for the
Hall of Fame. Bro hang on the Rod Ryan Show Mornings on ninety four
five the bus. All right, ninety four or five. The buzz Wizard's
got us rocking here in homeroom for sure. Dude, do what did I
just do? I just bumped? Okay, yeah, wait, wait wait
it just undid something. I bumped his speech and and all right, we're
good, all right, we're good. I'm ready to go. Sorry about
that old eddie fingers over here and touching everything that I'm not supposed to be.
Help your off to a great start to your day. And I have
to agree with Adam. He said that was the most non Monday game ever.
Congrats on getting a Monday right. We almost sounded like we knew what
we were doing there. I don't even like talking about it when it goes
well. But yeah, that was pretty smooth. It was pretty smooth.
I mean, I know bout it like it. But Bo was great though.
Bo was good. And we got a guy here that wants to get
back into the Hall of Fame fresh out of bed. Head to head challenge.
Here's your current champion. Oh, I hope I didn't mess this up.
Good morning everybody. Two time Hall of Famer Brian here breaking my streak
of two questions and two answers, but obviously coming away with the dub.
I am you're fresh out of bed. Head to head four day champion.
Ye keep them concert tickets coming in in Chile. Join me on Tuesday when
I get packed into the Hall of Fame. Bitches, it's been very generous
with this guy. Yeah. Is Brian promising to take Chile to all these
shows? Don't know what side deals are going on over there? Is there
some backroom deal? Chili, Brian, your cousin is his name? Brian
Chili? You know I was thinking of my changing my last name when I
became a citizen. I feel like you really like this guy? Or is
it just weird that we have all these extra tickets right now? But everything
is coming on right now, like good tickets and name because we had a
couple of games, so we have extra tickets. Yeah, okay, that's
right, and we're giving away cash at a twenty risk it for the biscuit.
We got lim biscuit tickets coming up. Speaking of a lot of biscuits
everywhere. We got Jim Handler and biscuits everywhere, okay everywhere. I brought
it some fun facts for you guys, stuck. That's the day. Come
on, we make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the
fun. That's to the day. Hell, happy tax day? Yeah,
bring it? Yeah? So gross? Is it's a little gross. Want
to know where that money goes? American tax dollars mostly go to social services
in this order, social Security, Medicare, health, income security, veterans
benefits, education. That's about sixty six percent of federal spending in that order,
and estimated thirteen percent will go towards defense spending, and then it just
gets less and less after that. Thanks, thirty percent will repay net interest
on our government debt. So you're all pitching in, guys, good job,
right, that shouldn't count so fat? Yeah, well I don't know.
Yeah, sorry, Okay, I'll see if I can save the bit.
During the making of Titanic, it was thirty years ago, more than
fifty casting crew members got really messed up. Somebody spiked the seafood chowder with
angel dust. Now is that a fun fact? Yeah? Okay, we've
heard that we've talked about it before. What is angel? Oh, I
don't remember you think that this is a repeat bit? Yeah, I mean
you'd have to go back, you know other John, Yeah, you have
to keep track of these now. I don't think. I don't think.
I don't remember that at all. Yeah, I don't think I've ever said
angel dust in my broadcasting career. But Crue that was. It was a
Faith in the Moral album, So I did say it. The suspect was
never named, but police are about to release more information from the investigation.
So that's why it's back in the news cycle right now. Thirty years and
they think they might have somebody come on their deathbed. Okay, jeez,
see if I can come up with a new fun fact for you guys.
Wow, it's Monday. When Samsung when they started back in nineteen thirty eight,
I got a Samsung phone right here? What were they doing in nineteen
thirty eight? There were no cell phones, right, so what was Samsung
selling? Dried fish groceries, noodles. Neat didn't get into electronics until like
the late nineteen sixties. Is that a new one? Yes? Thank you?
That to the day. We make you look smart. Everybody it's the
fuck back to the day they go from dried fishing noodles to cell phones.
What a pivot from Maxes. Okay, talk to me about these tickets here.
I know you like the opening acts. Yes, I love riff Raff
and Alex loves Corey Feldman. But the headliner is Limp biscuit right bones ate
no face as well on this bill withold Civili in August eleventh. What a
palooza. Okay, it's your fun back. Let's see here now, I
am going to bring up something that was brought up on the show. So
on Friday. How many in an old school jukebox from the fifties? Uh?
How many songs could it hold? Seven? One three, two one
two five nine four five. It's now time for rockout, win yours dock
out with Captain Cash. There you go. How that's your intro. Let's
hear what you got to say. That was a good fun fact on Friday,
by the way, you like that one? Okay, well, thanks
for the intro, But Friday was a real dummer. The now was down
four hundred and seventy five points. Kick off this morning a thirty seven nine
eighty three Nasdaq down two sixty seven to sixteen eighty five Benchmartin. Your treasury
is trading at a four point five six percent oil sends it eighty four dollars
ninety two cents of a barrel to The most active is the big studs,
Apple, Travelers and Visa, the big duds, JP, Morgan, Chase,
Intel, and Walt Disney. On the economic calendar this morning, we'll
get numbers on retail sales from March. Also business inventories for February. Right
now, future's still looking pretty good on the upside. Hanging on to this
will be a pause hoping right here on Wall Street. That's it a matter
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As reported by Young and Finance ninety four or five of The Buzz Good
Morning, Rod Ryan's Show. I don't remember that Titanic fact. Obviously,
I remember the water in the pool. Obviously. Do you remember angel dust
being put into people's what chowder? I feel like you should know what that
is. There's so many references it to in movies and stuff, but like
what angel does? Is that? Like just you don't want to know.
You don't want to know. I'm googling, Jason, says Rod. For
the love of God, I will be crushed to find out it was anyone
other than Old Rose dropping the angel dust in the chowder trunk with you.
Old Rose didn't do that. No, it's a hallucinogen, obviously. All
right, let's just move on. We don't need to know. I needed
drugs talking about drugs in homeroom. Good morning, Hi, Rod Ryan Show.
Who's on the phone board, Aaron? Aaron, Welcome to the show.
Old Jukeboxes in the fifties. How many songs did they hold? They
held forty? Yeah, the top forty. You got this, Aaron,
you know that. Congratulations? Geez another huge ticket? Please look this guy
up? Oh yeah, here, how about a pair of tickets to see
Limp Biscuit with Bones, Nate no Face, Corey feldn and Rip Raft thousand.
What a ticket? All right? Okay, dude, I got a
pair of those for you. Hang on, Aaron, appreciate you being in
home room with us today. Test us working on the next round of Houston's
headlines. We'll have those for you at about three minutes here on the buzz.
Okay, I told you three minutes ninety four or five in the buzz.
Good morning, rod Ryan Show on this milk Monday. Texas Hammer game
coming up. You're gonna get some more Texas Hammer too. Later when we
play Risk It for the Biscuit. We still got two games to play.
We already played fresh out of bed, head to head Risk It for the
Biscuit one week only, one week only, chance to win one thousand dollars
at Money's here locally. You're gonna play that game at a twenty this morning,
okay, and then we're back with alternative income and that's a chance to
one one thousand dollars. By you're gonna get a keyword. You're gonna enter
that at the buzz dot com at nine. We're gonna kick that off today.
It's about nine ten Claudie's guys, ten percent chance of rain eighty three.
Kind of what we had all weekend long. That's continuing today. Tessa
on to Houston's headlines. Well, we're gonna start with tax days. It's
today, and the IRS says anyone having, you know, these last minute
issues filing their return can get in person tax help. So there's this Taxpayer
Assistant Center centers that are available across the country with extended office hours through April
sixteenth. So they know some people are a lot of people procrastinate when it
comes to this. The IRS is asking taxpayers to call ahead to schedule an
appointment at one of these tax centers, the assistant centers. But yeah,
tax day silver lining, there's some food deals going on. We have a
bog page for that. You can go check it out. Here's half my
paycheck. Now, can I get a free donut? Right because otherwise I'm
not eating? Okay? Jury selection is said to begin today. In former
President Trump's hush money case, Trump is accused of falsifying business records to cover
up a hush money payment to adult film star Storey Daniels ahead of the twenty
six election. His attorney said yesterday he thinks it'll be difficult to select an
impartial jury at the height of election season. Trump could face jail time if
he's convicted. Each of the thirty four charges against him is a Class E
felony that carries a maximum prison sentence four years upon conviction. Many legal experts
believe jail time is unlikely, though in this case, Yeah, Donald Trump's
not going to jail. You're not going to jail. Let's talk about our
weekends. Was your two day weekend long enough or could you really use a
third day off right now? Oh? I could. There's a new poll
of one hundred CEOs that found thirty percent of them are seriously thinking about shifting
away from the five day war week. Now, that's how many said they're
considering a four day to four and a half day week. Four and a
half usually means Friday's or half day, but it depends on your job.
Perfect We'll have to just do our full deal and everyone's going to get that
half day. I know Alex will love that. I love so much.
Shut things down at noon. Great, we've been wrapped up for a couple
hours already. A lot of people would be willing to work the same number
of hours just to make this happen. There was a poll taken in November
saying asking people if they'd be willing to work ten hour days, four days
a week, and seventy seven percent said it would have a positive impact on
their life, including almost half who said no, it have an extremely positive
impact on my life. And we always said it. We would work on
Fridays, right Monday. This is the day that I would take off.
I would want the Monday off. Yeah, give me the Friday. I
love. I mean that opinfon Yeah yeah, viewers going out the door.
Okay, So this next story was total news to me. I didn't know
this was going on. Well, hang on, because I do want to
say this. It broke last week and I'd kind of been low key putting
it on the Looking at Girls blog page because it's not like it's not the
jud that everyone knows, it's the jud's daughter. None of us know.
But go ahead, We've been following this, this, this story has been
percolating. Is that a word? Yeah? On the Looking at Girls blog
page. So, Winona Judd's daughter, Grace Kelly was arrested and we now
know that she's been charged for prostitution. So she's twenty seven years old.
She got busted in Alabama for indecent exposure. She was flashing people at a
at a intersection, an intersection, yea yeah, yeah. And then I
didn't know that was there a sign involved? There was a sign she was
holding up that said ride for a ride. Yeah. They say she didn't
deny what the sign meant. She argued it was perfectly legal to offer sex
in exchange for a lift. As of the weekend, she's still locked up
on a two thousand dollars bail. She talked to the New York Post.
Of course, she talked to the New York Post. When you're in jail,
why not? She claimed her mom won't answer her calls. This was
the move my mom would do. My mom would be like, you got,
that's what you did, Okay, why don't you think about that?
Whyn't you just stand there and you think about it for a little bit.
Should have thought about that before you whipped out your warlocks. Yeah, your
ride for your ride sign. It's real funny now, So why Noona and
Judd is not? So she's not helping her? I don't think so.
Yeah, so, yeah, definitely got a blog page for that. I
wouldn't mess with one down, and Judd wouldn't either. She seems strict.
Okay, have you been to a concert recently and had someone in front of
you obstructing your view so they could record it on their phone. That's exactly
what tool singer Maynard James Keenan tries to prevent. He has a no phone
policy and will not hesitate to kick fans out who disobey. At Alex,
he says, you are missing the opportunity to actually absorb it in real time.
What's happening? He says, it should be like the theater, you
know, like when you go to like Broadway or a play. He says,
you know, people know they're you. Don't bust out your phone.
It's art. You have to watch the show. And that's what he wants
for his concert. So you can read the whole story, Alex, I
know you're gonna read this whole story on the music blog page. Those are
Cline. Well, he was just in town, so maybe people can talk
about hey did he say because I think he allows you to bring out your
phone for the last song. I think he's done that in the past.
So that Say Santas show was this weekend. So the guy you're talking about
is a perfect circle. They did Judith. By the way, here's an
email from the Big Dealer that they played their biggest song. Yeah it is,
Well that's about his mom dying, so he doesn't play it anymore.
Listen, Linda Roberts, I went to say Santa on Saturday. I saw
so many people going barefoot, even in the bathrooms. I thought that was
something that only happened at shows like you talk about Dave Matthews. Or is
it just something that people do at Cynthia Woods. I'd love to hear your
thoughts and get some input on other listeners. Was anybody in the bathroom with
their bare feet going Britney Spears style? Disgusting? The Astros Gota win yesterday.
They beat the Rangers eight to five hose Alzoom two, ve Homer twice.
In that one. The Askers took two of three from the Rangers.
Over the weekend, they're gonna open up a three game series with the Braves.
That mid it made tonight, Spencer, I forget. He's gonna be
on the mound for the strows going up against Atlanta's Darius Vines first pitches at
seven to ten. You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports
Talk seven ninety. In basketball, the Rockets finished the regular season with a
win. They beat the Clippers one sixteen to one oh five, and they
finished the season with a forty one and forty one record. Didn't make the
playoffs. We did get to see a lot of improvement from a young team.
There is a funny thing you can go check out of the sports blog
that happened yesterday in La The fans got free chicken. If so many free
throws boban was at the end of the game didn't really matter anymore. It
was pretty much stealed up and he was like, you know what, I'll
just miss these two, And he missed the final two free throws just so
all the fans could get chicken. It was away. It was the away
Famous Clippers. Yeah, everybody just lost their minds when he intentionally like it
was obvious that he was doing it. He's kind of smiling that. Go
check that out' to a funny video on the sports blog page to Day and
Golf. Scottie Scheffler won the Masters yesterday. He finished at eleven under par,
winning it by four strokes. It's his second Master's title. He's only
the fifth golfer in Master's history and how to win multiple Masters by three strokes
or more. It was his third tournament win in the last thirty five days.
His caddy has made more money than seventy five percent of tour players.
Wow, because he wins so much. But you can go read all about
this on the sports blog page today. That's a spot on in sports.
I gotta be honest with you. I didn't hear much of what you said.
Why not? That's all I can think about is people with bare feet
in the bathrooms at the Woodlands Pavilion. Is that a thing? It shouldn't
be? Are you going? Okay? I don't even know why you're barefoot
at a damn concert to begin with, But are you? But are you
not? You're not sliding into your whatever you wore before you go to the
to the to the john. Come on, guys, she says she's all
more than once. Linda Lessen, I wanna throw on the Rod Ryan Morning
Show six am, The Buzz, ninety four or five the Buzz, Good
morning, rod Ryan's show. That's food fighters all my life. Welcome to
the seventh Spot. If you're carrying over from home room, thank you for
just joining us. Wakey, Wakey, Claudie's guys today. Ten percent chance
of ragn nothing over that whole day. We're gonna see high sip around eighty
three. So, I mean, what a beautiful weekend. I hope you
guys had a great weekend. This son of a bitch brought in six picks.
This guy it's on my sixth picks day. I got to compete.
You share the spotlight. What the hell? We only did all we do?
His bitch. So I was like, you know what you do to
all you do? Word, I just did it. Not that hard,
Rod, You're not that hard. You brag about it, and I just
did it. You're doing a little more than just doing it right now talking
about now because you brought it up. You have six picks up. I
did Whose day is it? It's our day? I didn't know we did
co ops like that. Well, I thought maybe you know, I didn't
know how your weekend was gonna go, so I wanted to be there in
case you forgot. Now I want to put up stick wa wait, hold
on, is this that much? Did you? Guys always said the baby
bumping and I locked up? She had a baby shower yesterday. You ever
locked up like a puzzle. You got to show everybody her with the baby
bomp. Oh my gosh, look at her little bracelets. Yeah, here's
your not great my pick? I think, so what ant and beyond?
You know, nine years on this show today? See I'm just doing that
picture. Happy anniversary, Dick, I mean Mike Walker sends it an email.
Good morning, brother Rod. Thanks for the second row, say Santa
tickets. It was an awesome show. He was there Saturday night. He
goes, here's a rare glimpse of Maynard actually singing in front of the stage.
We were only allowed to take pictures during the last song, so yeah,
I know that he's kind of made that. Oh we got a good
car pick too. You got a guitar pick. Good for him, and
you guys got to see Josh Freese. We just played Foo Fighters. This
is a perfect circle when Josh Freese was in the band He's Got a Little
Downtime with the Foos. He played or he played Saturday Night Josh Freeze.
And when I when we talked about him, this was the song I always
used. I said, go watch the video. If you're wondering if Josh
Freeze is good enough for the food fighters, go watch the Judith video.
It's his song, like he's running the show. The drums. Okay,
the drums are actually driving the whole thing, so that's cool. Back to
Linda's email, it sounds like more than one person was in the Bathroom's barefoot
like you grew up all beachie. Yeah, I love I love being barefoot
on the beach, but you must used some public facilities when you're beach flip
flops and you're running around barefoot on the beach, right, But when it's
time to use the potty, yeah, you're putting something on your I mean
every time, what was it? Like? I tried to do my best
most of the time. No, the only place I go to the bathroom
without bare feet is like in like the sand dunes. Maybe if there's not
a toilet. Oh, you do a boom boom in the water. No,
not a boom boom the sand dunes, like over the hills, that's
where everyone goes pee London did a boom boom down Galviston. We had to
exactly what are you gonna do? Exactly? But she did it like right
in front where a woman was sitting. It was like it could have rolled
up it was. She did it a little plus the water. A boom
boom in the water. No, you're not supposed to do it in the
water. You gotta like mind a dune or something. I can't take my
she was a foot and a half tall. Can't take her off to the
dunes where the dunes are a baby out there. Yeah, no, she
was a I don't know. She was about fifteen yards off the sand.
Everybody I know that the dunes never came back. Yeah. She was a
pitching wedge away from this woman. She was a long putt away from this
woman. I get I learned too much. It was the first thing I
thought about, and you said that you did that. I was like,
what you did? A boom boom? Okay, listen, she was in
the bathroom. Okay, always shoes in the bathroom. Shoes in the bathroom
in a public bathroom. Choose guys important. Thank you Linda for that.
Oh gosh, okay, we play a game? We are? Is that
all we do is play games? Yeah? Today, Yes, this is
a fun house. Our second of three games is coming up. Why a
third game today? Because we're gonna play something every single day this week at
a twenty. It's called Risk It for the Biscuit. I'll talk more about
it. Let's just one Jim Adler at a time. Here, please,
the best game in Houston. Who wants it? I may have to argue
with say that on Jim. I think Risk It for the Biscuit's gonna be
the best game in Houston for a week at least. But this one's still
great. I love it. If you want to play the Texas Hammer game,
you know how it works. He's gonna spit some lyrics. You need
to tell me the name of the band and the name of the song,
and this is how you're gonna win Weezer Flaming Lips Dino Junior tickets for the
show at the Toyota Center on September twenty ninth. So getting the cueue with
Chili now, or he's working on maybe he's putting up six picks. I
don't know it's my day. It was my day for six picks. Now
I am bitching about it. Now, I am bitching about it. Seven
if you want to play Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and The Rod Ryan
Morning Show, Betty four or five the Boss, Good Morning, Rob Ryan's
Show. Welcome back, Welcome back from the weekend. I hope you guys
had a great weekend. Boy. Uh, lots of extra pictures on links
and guests today. Yeah, there are so much content just uh, I
thought it was my day and uh Alex also six picks, I thought you
did it last week. I did and then you were like, oh,
you guys just can play all the times. I said, you know what,
back to back weekend, it's done time. I can't compete with that.
They don't do it every weekend. I don't know I'm going to compete
with the baby Boom weekend. I'll never stop this dumb Take him down,
Take him down. I don't want my pictures up every day. I don't
even want him up anymore. Let's find out what's trending and we're gonna get
into the Texas Hammer game. Okay, So SNL was this weekend and Ryan
Gosling did an all too Well Ken's version FORNL. I figured they had to
do something with Ken, and then Taylor Swift re she put it on her
story, so then it went like banana viral. Well on the music blog
page, Chris Stapleton apparently got involved in a skit. And he's pretty traditionally
like come as shy and quiet. Yeah, and I've been told that he
has like stage front, he's super introverted. Yeah, and they got him
to be in a skit. I included that skit on the music blog page.
I've not seen it yet. And then was Kaitlyn Clark also, she
was like on Weekend Update as well. I think they have a lot of
big gets for SNL this weekend. She was grilling Michael Jay about all the
jokes he's made about the WNBA, so then he had to read it to
read a bunch of jokes that, you know, quote unquote, she wrote,
Okay, so she did kind of look like Ruth Bader Ginsburg with that
jacket she had on. Yeah, so it's funny. Did you watch the
episode? I watched like the yeah, pretty much of it. Most of
it Okay. Also Coachella twenty twenty four, uh, this past weekend still
going on, and no doubt was the big story was getting back together.
Yeah, and Olivia Rodrigo, your girlfriend, Olivia Rodrigo went on and she
was wearing like the old like no doubt, like you know, a little
cut off white tea in the pants and everything. She looked fake. She
looked great. They look great. So yeah, Coachella going on. And
then Kesha also performed, and you know how she has that song wake Up
in the Morning feeling like Pee Diddy, She changed to lyric wake up in
the Morning feeling like f P Diddy. So yeah, yeah, huge,
this huge dis at Coachella. Guys. So that's I mean, you're caught
up. That's what's trending a night for five of us. You really feel
like I feel caught up right now. This is Themandler and it's time to
play the Texas Hammer game. Why six picks? Hey man, than I
don't know why there's two. I don't know too, Jim Oddler games might
as well be two six picks. What do you give it away? Prices?
Yeah, yeah, of course I have a pair of tickets to Weezer
Flaming Lips and Starr Junior Toyota sent show. Good show. Hey andrew S,
Hi Andrew, how are you? I know you're busy. All the
pictures on the on the internet right now. It's tough, all right.
I need you to focus in, bro. This is the this is the
first uh time we're gonna hear from Jim Handler on the show today. We're
gonna do something else next hour. You're down for this, some lyrics,
He's gonna spit some lyrics. You can tell me the name of the band
and the name of the song. Yeah, okay, dude, let's see
how you do on this. Chuck White and oh so frail, I say
our time has gotten stale. Nope, good on, I'm noping that.
Andrew. Oh another song? I can't think of it. I don't even
pretend that I might know it. No, good morning. Gustavo. Who
I believe? Did you get renamed on this show? Gustavo? That's me
the one I know. We Lustavo. Okay, he just comes in here
and loses. Yeah no, no, no, no, no no,
no, let's take a listen, let's take it, Lustavo. I'll I'll
free you of that name Chuck White and O so fraio I say our time
has gotten STAYO, I will free you from the Lustavo name. Give me
the name of the band and the name of the song. There's a guest
breaking Benjamin out of their get get off the air with me now you remain
Lustavo uh seven one three two one two five nine four five. If you
think you know it by we don't need your attitude. We have one of
our own. The Rod Ryan Show on ninety four The Buzz ninety four five
The Buzz. That guy makes it onto the music blog page more than anybody
right now. It's jelly Roll and need a favor And he's just I mean,
it's just one thing after another with this guy. He's just sweeping every
single awards show that he's going to Country Music Awards, pop awards, everything,
our iHeart Awards. I mean, the guy just is winning everything.
Right now. He's got a band going after him. What are they like,
a wedding band or something? Did you say, do you remember?
Yeah? From there. They're from Philadelphia. They're based out of Philadelphia.
They do weddings and they've had that name since like since before jelly Roll got
famous. Yeah, so they since nineteen eighty. Okay, they're not gonna
win. They're not gonna win, and maybe, you know what, it
might be treated like Alex Although when somebody wanted somebody wants to a number a
Jersey and is a vet, he's a veteran player or whatever, and he's
like, he floats the guy a couple of bucks and then he gets his
number. Jilly might give you, Jolly might give up a little bit of
money. No, why not? Might just give him, you know,
shoot him a little something. Yeah, I don't know. He's like a
good guy here, guys. It wasn't the same name though as the jelly
Roll wedding bit. Real, I don't know how they build themselves if they
did it. Jelly roll one word, not jelly Roll two words. Well,
jelly Roll, who we just heard on the radio, is gonna win
that case. I would imagine he's gonna win it. Yeah, yeah,
that There's so much more. On the music blog page, you mentioned Chris
Stapleton and I said, I got the bit that he was in SNL On
the music blog page. Slash has a new album out and he's got a
bunch of singers on it. He's got Chris on a tune, He's got
Chris Stapleton and just I'm loving everything that this guy's doing right now. You
know. I mean he's not like my new Chris Cornell, but geez,
he can really is awesome. Yeah, he can sing his ass off,
that's for sure. Yeah, So go check out the music blog page.
This is DM Handler and it's time to play the Texas Hammer game. I
can't get over there. There's too many pictures up with Ron Ryan on pictures
were all right, let's go all back over to the phone. Good morning
Rod Ryan's show. Good morning, Well, hello, who's this an?
I think you said Christina? Your phone drove Christina? Yes, okay,
Christina, all right, show these boys how to do it. Okay,
I'm gonna play you a clip and you're gonna have to tell me the name
of the band and the name of the song. Here we go. Uh
oh, mister Adler, talk white and oh so frail, I say our
time has gotten stale. And Tessa, you came across like you knew it
a wicker cabinet. Okay, yeah, that but Eve six inside out like
two. Oh okay, it sounds like she workshopped that right, there on
the air with us. Yeah she got it. Oh my god, I'm
so excited. Where were you at with that? All in all honesty,
I knew the lyrics when I was like, is that fall Out Boy?
Wouldn't forget I couldn't remember the band, but I was like, oh,
the the song, I know, but you gotta know both. I mean,
we shouldn't. It was a hard and a blender part. I would
have maybe got that yeah and attend or whatever it is. No that that
would have been too easy. I need it. I needed like an easier
version of this game for me. You won? What are you giving her?
Oh? You get the tickets to Weezer, Flaming Lips, Toyota Center.
Congratulation. That's awesome. Oh my god, call Yota Center. That's
awesome. Awesome, and thanks for singing with this. Last time I saw
them play was that my prom? Six played your prom? No, Weezer
played my prom. Weezer played your promow Where did you go to school?
And I went to school in California. I went to Fountain Valley High School
and Oxford and played my prom too crazy? P what year? If you
don't mind my asking, I'm class of out four. And they played prom.
Yeah, well it was a class of oot four. I went to
prom for my junior year, okay, and then it was like a project
prom and all the schools did a competition and we ended up winning, and
then chartered buses and offspring and Weezer played at my prone. What a show
man. That's awesome. All right, I'm loving everything I'm hearing have a
great time at that concert. And again, thanks for singing on the air
with us The Right Right Show celebrating twenty years ninety four or five. The
bus. Okay, there, that's that was it? Nine the bus.
Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. As we wrap up the Texas Hammer Game,
we're not putting hammer away, Okay. We're gonna keep mister Adler.
We're gonna keep him limber on the sidelines. He's on the bike right now.
He's on the you know, he's just he's staying warm. Yeah,
because he's gonna come back and we're gonna play a game next hour. It's
called risk It for the Biscuit. Give me a little taste of something here,
Alex. You've got a couple of things over there. It's gonna be
a chance to win cash and it couldn't go all the way up to one
thousand dollars. We're going you're gonna hear a fuse lit on the air.
One person's gonna be on Live with Us, and you're gonna hear mister Adler
come on and say one hundred dollars and only the only the way that he
can, and you're gonna hear him say two hundred dollars. You can stop
at any point. You can stop anytime one hundred dollars. You think that's
good. You want to run boom, you can stop. We're always gonna
play what was left now. The fuse could go off. If you hear
an explosion, you win nothing. You waited too long. I don't know
when these are going off. Alex doesn't know when they're going off. But
I know that for sure one of them this week, I know for sure
one of them this week goes all the way to the one thousand dollars.
Okay, but I think the other one's all lay up. Oh that's a
good clue. That's it. Would we do the thousand dollars one on the
first day? I don't know. They're all we don't know where it is.
It's just in there somewhere, so it could explode at any time.
Do you have what it tights to Risk It for the Biscuit with Rod Ryan
on ninety four or five The Buzz. He was in a great mood that
day. You were cutting lines with him. He was in an awesome mood.
He was funny. He was really really funny. He did he kind
of like add lib some stuff, didn't He Alex like, you know,
I'm like just one hundred dollars, say two, three hundred dollars, and
he just started saying. It was funny. He was really in a good
mood that day. He's gonna win one thousand dollars, Yeah, somebody is.
But then again, cash, you're walking away with cash today, provided
that you stop me before the explosion in the fuse. Don't worry. You're
gonna know it when you hear it. I'm gonna have you guys call in
closer to around eight twenty and then one of you will play every single day
this week Risk It for the Biscuit. And the fact that I haven't played
the Risk of the Biscuit song yet is criminal. Houston's Rock and Alternatives The
Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five A Buzz ninety four
or five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's show, Gorillas on a
Milk Monday. There are two blog pages up today on links and guests that
are labeled six picks, right, yet only one of them has six pictures.
Only one when has a video and five pictures? Interesting? Does it?
Yes? Does it? Yes? It does? Does it? Yeah?
That is what I sent. I see two blog pages labeled six picks,
only one of them has six entries on it. Yeah, I have
c well, well, I don't know why. Oh oh, what was
just getting lippy with me? All I'm saying is that Alex's blog page is
doing better in the last weird, in the last ten minutes. It's not
your day, okay, Emma looks beautiful, Okay, looks awesome. So
happy for you, guys, Oh cute. I'm so happy for you and
your dumb camping trip. We're sitting in a six man false advertising. Okay,
so many go look at the one that has six picks. Claude's Guys
Today, Temper sent Chance of raign high eighty three. Tessa, what's going
on? You want me descendant? You're not even you don't want to see
my six picks. They're all from the SaberCats and I were not on my
best behavior. Okay, I heard about you at the SaberCats game. That
is so funny. We need to go. Okay, I'll talk more SaberCats
later. But there was some serious stuff that happened over the weekend. The
The US Embassy in Israel is in good shape following Iran's drone attack with Saturday
night. This expected strike on Israel was launched by Iran but wound up causing
minimal damage. Iran sent a volley of over three hundred drones and missiles targeted
throughout Israel. All but a few were intercepted by Israel and its allies that
includes the United States Defensive in Israel. Defenses in Israel intercepted ninety nine percent
of the attack, which included one hundred and seventy un manned drones, over
one hundred and twenty ballistic missiles, and over thirty Cruz missiles. Two US
officials said that at least half of the ballistic missiles either failed to launch,
failed in flight, or crash before they reached their targets. Today is tax
Day, and if you haven't already filed the IRS is making it easier for
some. The agency released an update for direct File, its free tax filing
program. It shows what it allows taxpayers to import the previous year's information from
the IRS and then easily validate the current year's return. The direct File pilot
program is only available to taxpayers in twelve states this year. So we do
have a tax Day deal page for different restaurants. So Krispy Kreme is getting
most of the press because they're doing a buy one, get one dozen deal.
You buy a dozen donuts a full price and get a second dozen for
just a sales tax. Get it. You have Hooters doing a buy one
get one wings deal by ten ten. Yeah, yeah, I was told
that at the Rugby game, they let you rush, they let you go
hang out on the field afterwards. And Travis, who I went with,
he was like, you were like me at Hooters when I was ten with
the Rugby guys. He's like, you were in awe out there taking pictures.
I heard you had a really good time. I'll leave it at that.
I heard Davedbusters as fifty percent of all food today between today in April
twenty eighth. If you joined the rewards for again. We have grub hub
offering a deal Bja restaurant at brew House, so go to the food blog
page. Oh, I haven't been to that place in a long time.
Pretty good, kill Russells Frotz really yeah? Okay, yeah, like I
kind of stole how they make him and I do it that way now at
my house. Okay, Well, rod Ryan Balsamic yum. Hey, there's
a biopic on Chris Farley that's apparently in the works. It'll be directed by
Josh Gadd. Now Josh Gadd is the one who plays o Off the Snowman
in the Frozen movies. But uh, apparently Paul Walter Hauser is gonna star.
And you know him as Raymond stingray Porter on the Netflix series Cobra Kime,
or maybe you know from his Emmy winning performance as murderer Larry Hall and
the mini series Blackbird. But he's also a budding pro wrestler who's made appearances
in w W E and ae W. So yeah, we'll keep our we'll
keep our eyes on this. He doesn't have to. But is it weird
that something's being made about Chris Farley and you're not talking about Adam Sandler behind
it. Does that strike anybody else's being odd? Josh Gadd's gonna be great.
He's really really talented, and I don't doubt he's going to do a
great job because I love the casting already. Should Adam Sandler be involved or
does he have to be? He doesn't want them? Maybe it's like too
painful for him. He sings tribute songs to him and stuff, and you
know it feels differently. He brings him up and you know he still keeps
his spirit alive again, doesn't have to. It just seems weird that we're
not talking about this being an Adam Sandler vehicle. Yeah, I mean,
I'm sure there's probably an open invitation for him to be a part of it,
right, like you would think, I don't know, yeah, like
to have him around would be huge. Yeah, to just keep Chris is
you know, the things that he's doing authentic. I mean, that's how
you do a good biopic, right, like you talk to everyone. It's
almost you know, it's like almost like a documentary style sort of research that
has to go on. Let's have music, because Jelly Roll is being sued
by a Philadelphia based a wedding band call jelly roll one word. They've been
around since nineteen eighty, but once jelly became a massive country music star,
it's been messing with their brand. The band needs to be pretty easy to
google, but nowadays when you search for jelly roll you get eighteen to twenty
references to you know this guy will listening to right now before the wedding band
comes up. They say it's causing irreparable harm to them, to their band,
and they've reached out to jelly Rolls people several times, but they're just
being ignored. Hence be litigation now involved. Those are Houston's headlines. Sure,
all right, so Friday not so much, but Saturday on Sunday was
nice. Yeah, that was really turning around. Did get a win yesterday
It'd be Rangers eight to five. Hose out to be Homer twice in that
one. They took two of three from the Rangers over the weekend. Tonight,
they're going to open up a three game series with the Braves. At
minute made Spencer oh to get He's gonna be on the mound for the stro
so be going up against atlant As Darius Vines first pitches at seventeen, you
can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety.
In basketball, the Rockets finished the regular season with a win. They beat
the Clippers yesterday one sixteen to one oh five. They finished the season with
a five hundred. I cared a forty one and forty one. Didn't make
the playoffs, but we did get to see a lot of improvement from a
young team that's going to just continue getting better. In golf, Scotty Scheffler
win the Masters yesterday, finishing eleven under par and winning it by four strokes.
It's his second Master's title and he's also now the fifth golfer in Master's
history to win multiple Masters by three strokes or more. It was his third
tournament win in the last thirty five days. Dude is the best golfer since
Tiger Woods is the best. How did Tiger do? Not great? I
think he was like plus sixteen, but he made the cut, so there
was some kind of a record for the amount of how many times he's made
the cut. So we got to play. You got to see him this
weekend. It was weird to him not in the Nike though I know he
has his own brand, but it was weird. Yeah, I didn't think
about that Nike red shirt. So now we're just kind of happy to see
him out there. Yeah, I now you just oh that's Tiger Woods.
Yeah he shoke. Vern Lung was hand the CBS commentator. It looked like
he was shaking hands with the tree bec as he was behind a trade.
That was kind of cool. Okay, funny, but yeah, Tiger Woods
and Masters. He didn't do great, but shout out to Scotty Scheffler for
forgetting the win that's going on in his sports. That's awesome and alternative to
The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am The Buzz or five The Buzz.
Good morning, brod Ryan's show. It's the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Welcome to the halfway point of the show. Oh thanks for joining us today.
I think you're gonna be happy if you're sticking around this hour. I
do. I want you to listen to the whole show. I'd love for
you to listen to all four hours. I know that's a big ask,
but this is a good hour. This is a good hour. A chance
one one thousand dollars cash right here, cash money. One of you is
gonna come on and play this risk it for the biscuit game. More on
that in a second. Now, Ashley with an Eye has sent in six
picks and they are six picks. I just sent mine to Chili Chili.
I want to check in with you, Okay, today is my day Friday.
We determined it was my weekend. Six picks. All hell is broken?
Loose? What is going on over there? And are you? Are
you condoning this behavior? You know? They made it to my email at
six o'clock and then I was just in the zone putting up blog pages that
I didn't even notice until it's there. Huh. Now everybody wants to be
seen, so they want to send their pictures. Yeah, yeah, I'm
like, great, Charles, I don't see none of y'all. Okay,
so uh shut it down. I wonder what Wizard did on the weekend.
I want to see his six picks gras, I mean right now, he
just felt like that was an invitation, you know that the way he worded
that. He I just wonder he's adding pick four to his email. I'm
just like a Wizard, it's probably it's probably in Chili's inbox right now because
you just since you said that, Afford, so for everybody that's thinking of
sending six picks right now to my email. Uh, I want to send
y'all extra work at your job. How do y'all feel about that? All
right? Content? Content is that? What is it? Yeah? So
then I'm gonna put my six picks up. Then I want to see him.
What are they gonna be? Truck pictures? Betty White pictures? Guys?
What about that? Guys? I am worried about it. You're obsessed
with that truck of yours right now, dude, it's up and running now,
So it's go. What's the garage you I'm gonna go hang out with
them this week? Oh, never mind, right space city garage is wherever
it's being Yeah, he's I got a turbo charge lane Aron, I can
take a picture with Yeah, wait your turn for your next Oh damn it.
All I do is just go there and then I've just put like oil
over my face so I look like I'm busy, you know, That's all
I do. And I'm waiting for the picture. My hands look like this
so hers can look like this. Meanwhile, I know he hasn't done anything
to make his hands look that dirty. No, all right, bit o,
come taste the goodness of the biscuit. This really does sound like U
Tessa mecha honeys sauce? Her do it shakes the goodness of biscuit with the
honey sauce. You don't think it sounds like testaing honey sauce. I don't
like the way it mixes with my chicken wings. Yeah, that sounds good.
Get none of that honey sounds on me. I don't like the way
it tastes all my chicken wings. Take us out this taste the biscuits.
Are you ready to risk it for the biscuit? Yeah, that's exactly what's
happening, Man, risk it for the biscuit. So I've kind of explained
it. We've done a version of this game before, and it's just it's
it's up to you how long you want to hang on, because there's gonna
be money being thrown around, and you're gonna hear mister Adler in one hundred
dollars increments. He's gonna give you money. It's cash. It's cash money
to you. But we don't know how long that fuse is going to go,
and it could explode at any time. So that's kind of on you
when you want to say stop or do you just want to risk it for
the biscuit. I told you a thousand dollars is in there somewhere, but
it's randomized. It's randomized. I don't know what one is in there today.
You know, I've made certain ones that blow up at certain times,
but I definitely kept one that went all the way to one thousand dollars.
Of course I did. I mean if we change it, yeah, risk
it for the biscuit. Thank you, mister Athler. I'm so excited to
play. I'm wishing you. I want you to win this money. Mister
Adler wants you to win the money. He's like, don't let he goes.
What happens if it explodes to that? Do they not win anything?
Do they get anything for playing? I said, no, we don't.
We're not nice. We don't do that around here. You risk it for
the biscuit. If it explodes, you're done. Hang in there. You
could win one thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah you could. Okay, I'm
gonna take a break. Then what do you what to do? Well,
let's do this break rec check trending. Then have people call in and then
one of you gets to risk it for the biscuit. Okay, Okay,
that's exactly what we're gonna do. I'm so glad you guys are here for
this hour, and we're gonna do it at this time every single day.
So I know I'm taking a little extra time to explain everything, but yeah,
just sit back and just win some cash with us this week Houston's Rocking
Alternatives, The rod Ry Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or
five Buzz ninety four five the Buzz, Good Morning. Not only is it
free, you might come away with some cash. We're getting into a little
game here coming up in just a moment. We're gonna try something all week
long at this time. So you're you're around for I think what is the
highlights of today's show? If you're if you're joining us right now, if
I can get you to stick around for about another ten minutes or so,
somebody's got a shot at up to one thousand dollars risk it for the biscuit.
Cloudy Sky's today nothing over a ten percent chance of rain hive around eighty
three. You gotta let testa do her thing that was trending so apparently Will
Smith came out last night at Coachella. Jay Balvin, who is a Latino
artist, he brought him out and he performed the Men in Black song.
There were aliens, he was in the black suit and tie, the whole
thing, the idea. How the crowd responded tonight, what it was insane,
they said a lot of people were like, you know what this dude.
I know whatever's going on in his personal life, but he was insane.
The crowd reaction was great, and some people were like, if I
was in the desert drunk, maybe a little dehydrated, I would think I
was hallucinating. If Will Smith came out and sang men in Black it's a
smart move on his part to do that. And it's I mean, you
know, he's got a love character and he's got but he's got a team
of people that work with him, and what a great way to Hey,
let's test this out. Let's see what people. Let's get at a temperature
of the people on you. Well, I think probably that's the thing he
did it he didn't want to do, like that's a character that's he's probably
like Sika. But they're like, no, no, no, everyone likes
that one. You go do that and you get you get back in the
favor of the people right now, So that's going on. Also, the
WNBA draft is today and Caitlyn Clark is expected to go number one. Apparently
the Indiana Fever are going to draft her. But already the Indiana Fever are
reporting thirteen times more of the ticket sales than usual. So like people,
I mean, the Caitlyn Clark fever is real in Indiana. How about all
those people they bought tickets and then they trade the pic Oh, no chance
of that happening, right, okay. Also, the Boston Marathon is today
and apparently there's a favorable weather conditions expected, but security is tight, so
police have issued a list of items spectators cannot bring over the shoulder bags,
liquid containers that can hold over a leader of fluid suitcases, large backed I
mean coolers, fireworks. So yeah, lots of security checkpoints set up for
this. That's what's trending on ninety four five the buzz. They call it
Patriot Day there, like the kids when I have school, I mean,
it's a huge deal in yeah, and it's a holiday for that okay,
Okay, I mean who can say it better than this guy? Are you
ready to risk it for the biscuit? How you feeling, Alex? You
gotta you gotta be you know you're You're like the little man behind the curtain
with the levers and stuff. Yeah, you just gonna grab one. There's
there's five of them. There's five of them. I can tell you.
All I'm telling you is I made these. One of them goes to one
thousand dollars. All the other ones explode earlier. Okay, so I don't
mind sharing that information with you. But other than that, I don't know
what one's going in there today. What am I talking about? A chance
to win some cash? I think you just need to hear the first one.
Then you're gonna it's real easy. You're gonna understand how to play the
game. I'll explain it to you when you call me. If you want
a chance to win some cash right now, up to one thousand dollars seven
one three two one two five nine four five. If you're up for risking
it for the biscuit, I want to hear from you. The rod Ryan
Show Mornings on ninety four five, The Buzz ninety four to five, The
Buzz Stained and for You rod Ryan Show Milk. Monday, played the Fresh
out of bed head to Head Challenge. This morning, get six twenty,
we played the Texas Hammer Game. We do that every money, every Monday
at seven twenty, and now we're about to get into another game. Three
game day for us here on the rod Ryan Show. I see nothing about
a ten percent chance of rain. I see cloudy skies. I see highs
up around eighty three. Oh yeah, that's nice. I like that.
You got the great Chim Adlern say, are you ready to risk it for
the biscuit? Well, let's see, Chilie said, this is called her
ten. Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Good morning. Well, hello,
who's this? Jimmy, Jimmy big money dude. No, whimmis all
you have to do, Jimmy is we're gonna all hear it together. Okay,
Alex is gonna light a fuse, being a little pyro that he is,
being that little pyro that he is. Alex is gonna light a fuse.
Okay, Jimmy, All right, Then you're gonna hear Jim Adler making
it rain with money. Okay, you can stop at any point. It
could go all the way up to one thousand dollars today but that's why that's
where the risk it for the biscuit comes in. The biscuit is a thousand
dollars all right, but if you hear an explosion before you have me stop,
you get nothing. Mister had was like, you guys are brutal.
You don't get anything just for coming on the show. I go, no,
you get nothing? Have I Do you think I've explained it? I
mean, do you think you gotta grasp on what's happening? Yeah, let's
go. Okay, yeah, I want to get into it too. How
do you feel, Alex done? Good? Yeah? Good done? Like
a maniac a lighter or you have like matches? Okay stop? Yeah,
yeah, okay, okay, let me hear what your stop sounds like.
Go, yeah, that's that's where that's what we're gonna stop. I'll lick
my finger out put here on the china. So I guess we've ruled out.
I guess we've ruled out that you're going all the way to a thousand
here or you were just checking. Oh no, I'm I'm just seeing how
to play the game so I can win. That's exactly it. Okay,
bro, let's just do it. Let's go let's just do it. Okay,
dude, Jimmy, risk it for the biscuits. It's I'm just waiting
to hear the safe word. Okay, we're gonna get a little funky.
We'll stop when you tell us to stop. There it goes. I just
peed a little in my pants. Okay, Jimmy, you just said to
dump. Yeah, he said a little. Oh did you dump them?
Did you dump them? Okay, it's day one. I'm going to explain
this one more time. Nothing happened, so yeah, that's that's fair.
Okay, No, no, not that, not that I need this.
I don't think Jimmy understood how to play the game. Okay. Okay,
so Jimmy, you don't understand how to play this game. Dude. You
gotta wait. You gotta wait till you hear Jim Adler say some money.
He's gonna say one hundred. Listen to me, he's gonna say a one
hundred dollars. If you want more money, you'll stay on the phone.
Then he's going to come on and say two hundred dollars. If you want
to dump out right there, you dump out right there. Okay. This
is good. This is good because everyone's listening, and everyone's got to learn.
Everyone's got to learn how to play this game. And this is how
you know that this show is live. God damn, it's painfully live sometimes.
Okay, and then did you swear on top of blowing the game?
Did you swear? No? Well, we cut it anyways. I don't
know where the explosion is, but hang in there for a couple of Okay,
are we clear? If you need me to explain something, I'll do
it because we got one more shot at this. You tell me, you
tell me to stop whenever you think, because if you hear an explosion,
we're done with this transaction. Okay, all right, Okay, here we
go. I think Jimmy's got this now. Okaya, live radio without a
net. There's no net. Okay, Jimmy, you were going to hear
again. You're going to hear that fuse lit And then let's listen for mister
Adler to come in with some money. Let's not stop before he offers you
some cash. All right, Oh, here we are. Okay, I'm
still very nervous, but I didn't pee my pants this time. That was
only the first time. One hundred dollars. Dude's got one hundred bucks.
Two hundred dollars. That's money. Stop, stop, stop that money in
your pocket. Two one hundred dollars. Let's go two hundred bucks. Hey,
he learned how to play and you got two hundred bucks. Let go,
So you got two hundred dollars, Jimmy, can we see what you
left on the table? Can we do that? Okay, this is what
was going to play out had you not whipped out so early. All right,
what am I in? Where's it gonna play on? Als? Okay,
let's just take a listen. You stopped at two hundred dollars. That's
money in your pocket too. You didn't lose anything. Don't let anybody bust
your balls today. But well, let's see what this does. Three hundred
dollars. You should a hung in there. Four hundred dollars. That's a
lot of money. Yeah it is. Wow. Five hundred dollars, Jimmy,
what's wrong with you? Plain to say? Snakes? Hundred dollars?
What if this is the thousand one? We're done? Seven hundred dollars.
That's a lot of money. Yea is lucky seven dude. You could have
gone up. You could have gone up to seven hundred and and and bailed.
Then Hey, I'm happy. Yeah, that's dude. Two hundred bucks.
Two hundred bucks, and you always ruin my game. It's day one.
Congratulations, Jimmy. Awesome, awesome, two hundred dollars. We're gonna
play this again tomorrow at A twenty. We're gonna play it on Wednesday,
We're gonna play it on Thursday. We're gonna play it on Friday. Okay,
and that, thank god, that wasn't the thousand dollars one. It's
in there somewhere. It's in It's part of the five. They're gonna they're
gonna rotate this week. Jimmy, hang on the phone. Thank you to
the Great Texas hammer Man who got think guy working today. Ryan shows effects
include mood swings, mood swings, the bus ninety four buzz Believe one eighty
two is one more time. We're gonna do it four more times. Risk
it for the Biscuit all week long with the Great Texas hammer Jim Adler coming
in and cutting all those parts for us and giving away the cash. It's
him, it's his money that we're giving away, which is so badass.
He's an intimidating guy. It's it's weird. It's like going to see you
know somebody, you need a loan or something. I'm like, hey,
I'm gonna come off with some of that money. Got a game idea.
He's like, what's the game? And he liked the name right out of
the gate. I said, it's called risk It. I just like,
let me get the dumbest part of my ask out of the way, besides
the amount of money I need. I go. The game's called risk It
for the Biscuit. Just throw me out of your room. Just throw me
out of your office. He's like, it sounds hunting. I'm gonna leave
whenever. I'll do it sounds funny, tell me more. And then he
just never kicked me out of his office. And then I got a check
and then boom, I ran. I ran, So August is writing us
a song. I did it all for the Biscuit. Come on, the
Biscuit, Come on, so you can go and risk it and stick it
up. You're yeah, stick it up? Yeah. I see where he's
going with that. All right, pretty good. I didn't really get that
preapproved by mister Hadler. I don't know if he's down for that. Rebecca
our artist friend has sent in six picks guys, I'm looking at Oh yeah,
up, my six picks are up here, Chilie friend off, what
are you doing? What are you doing? If I was ever, I
would never come to you on a date that wasn't my feature on, if
it wasn't my six picks, I would never say, hey, dude,
could you slide in an extra six pick blog for me? I wouldn't even
think of asking him. You don't want to create more content for I thought
I knew you. You didn't. How Chilie's going above and beyond. Test
is going above and beyond. I'm going to love and beyond. And you're
like, I would never send it. This is what you want? You
want this to get a little? You complain about us every single time we
have. Did you get a little? I mean, chill. You're in
a very good mood today. You're just gonna delete every BRONC page that I
did this morning, besides besides our six picks. Okay, you delete rods
give it the milk? Just yes or no? Do not get rid of
the milk. Do you really have six picks up? I'm looking had an
eventful weekend to a rugby game Jinx the SaberCats a little bit. She was
checking. That's her first l But you know what, I still had so
much fun. You do know when it's your turn for six picks, you
bitch about it. Well, maybe we're turning a new leaf and that's all
you're saying. We do now we're excited, and you bitch. And I
think I'm just used to taking six picks. Now it's my turn to be
featured, and everyone's just cluttering things up. What if we're just having so
much fun with six picks? We want to do it every weekend. Oh
dude, mine with your last minute? No no, no five? Now
I have six min are moving my picks moving? Added you have five?
You could look at my original email? All right? Because all right,
Chili are you now? Radio Wizard hurt us earlier and he said, coming
right up name. Did I hear you need six pictu from the widow?
I have six piece? That's a pretty good that's the person I heard,
Chili, go, Wizard, that's pretty good. Good. Did he send
that anything? Not yet? Because I feel like because she said something on
the air, he even though it was a goof, he takes that to
heart, like oh, I think they really want my picks. I think
they do it again. I was scuba diving with the Titanic this weekend.
That's pretty good. I mean I would see all right and do it.
Three things you must see today. If you can ever get out of six
picks everybody's picks. You wouldn't understand because it's three things, and there's three
things on the page, Well there are six. You're having trouble. Ca
There is a thirty pound cat in Indiana and the only reason this cat's making
the blog page because because the cat's name. The cat is slimming down.
They're using this exercise regimen that's usually kind of just for dogs, but it's
in a canine aquatic center. And I didn't think cats like the water,
but they're using him to swim his way thin. Seven weeks, he's already
down five LB's and they're needing him to drop at least another ten again.
He started at thirty. Oh, the cat's name thicken nugget, nugget,
Thicken nugget. I mean he gonna be careful you say that. I feel
like it could go bad. Thicken nugget. Cute. Yeah, I love
a cat. Yeah, that's on three things you must see. But I
know you're busy looking at Tesla's pictures now, and then mine aren't even on
the front page anymore. Mine are like behind the food blog page, like
it's my day and they're they're the back They're backloaded, mind you guys.
Stinking Rockdals and The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, Day ninety
four to five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's show. On
this six Pick Monday, lots of picks, six pictures, Good morning.
It is milk Monday, but there's a lot of picks. We're gonna kick
off alternative income. It's back a chance one one thousand dollars again. I
know we did risk it for the biscuit that's right here. That's local.
This is kind of a national type of deal where you're trying to get in
and you're going to be getting a keyword closer to around nine ten. It
could be ten after the hour, ten after the hour, I think nine
to five keyword and then you enter it at the buzz dot com. So
it's a listen, go to the website, try to win some cash type
of deal. Busy day today, man, We're giving away five figure death
punch tickets too. Those will come on and know the show ten percent chance
of rain. Claude's Guys high eighty three. Tessa Houston's headlines. Yeah,
so today's tax day. But if you're not quite done, there's still some
hope for you. If you're in a crunch, you need to file for
an extension. If you file for an extension, that'll give you another six
months to get all everything in order. But if you owe, you have
to pay today. You don't just get an extension and then they're cool,
Okay, that's awesome. How do you know how much you owe? You
got? You gotta come pretty close. Oh geez, closest to the pit.
I know that you have to send in money if you Oh no,
I'm just to do this. Yeah, the extension is not as cool as
you think. It doesn't. Honestly, dag. Anything associated with paying the
government does not is not that cool. It's not that cool. The only
thing cool about tax day is I get to play Stevie ray Vaughan on the
air. There you go. That's literally it stops there. There you go.
Okay, okay. There's an increased security presence in Manhattan today as the
trial involving President Donald Trump and alleged hush money payments gets underway. It's the
first time in our nation's history that an ex president has been order to stand
trial on criminal charges. Trump has said he plans to testify, but yeah,
it'll be it'll be difficult to select an impartial jury at the height of
election season, according to his attorney that was giving interviews yesterday. So they're
saying Stormy Daniels and former model Karen McDougall will be called. So will they
testify? Will they be called? In this case? That's what people are
expecting, So we'll monitor that for you. A new poll of one hundred
CEOs found thirty percent are seriously thinking about shifting away from the five day work
week. Now, that's how many said they're considering a four to four and
a half day work week. So four and a half usually means Friday's or
a half day, but it depends on your job. Starting late on a
Monday. Sounds pretty good right about now. No, we've had fun this
morning. A lot of us would even be willing to work the same number
of hours to make it happen. So when people were pulled to say,
look, would you be willing to work a ten hour day in exchange for
a four day work week. Seventy seven percent said it would have a positive
to extremely positive effect and impact on their lives. That contract I signed,
just so you guys know, it says working Monday through Friday for the five
years that I was signed for. There was ever forgive you for that.
There is no out. I will never forgive you. You had one job.
There's no wiggle room at all. They want us here every day.
We have more information on Winona Judd's Daughter's arrest. So Winona Judd's daughter,
Grace Kelly, is now facing charges for prostitution. So she was arrested over
the weekend and oh no, no, no. Two fridays ago, she
got busted in Alabama for indecent exposure. Cop said she was flashing people at
an intersection that she was holding up a sign that said ride for a ride.
They said she didn't deny what the sign meant. She argued it was
perfectly legal to offer sex in exchange for a lift. She said that she's
also saying weird things like okay, first of all, she's talking to the
New York Post. She still locked up her bail two thousand dollars. She's
saying her mom won't answer her phone calls. Mom is why Nona judge right,
and you know, remember okay, now this is like a little bit
more morbid. But like remember her grandma, Naomi had taken herself well.
She says that that her grandma cursed her when she did that. So she's
like this, this kid's twenty seven year old. Yeah, but see,
like you say twenty two, you say twenty three, twenty seventh, like
you're getting close to thirty. You need to wrap it up. You need
to lock it up, figure it out. Yeah, put your titties away.
Man. I can't believe I just said that. But yeah, in
an intersection, no you can't. Come on, let's talk about concerts.
A lot of people we had so we had some good reviews from the Perfect
Circle concert, which was this weekend, a lot of reviews. But you
know, Tool singer Mader James Keenan says he tries to prevent people from obstructing
other people's view when they're recording a whole entire concert on the phone. He
says, it's annoying, it's distracting, it's distracting for people's distracting for the
and he says, put it away. Grow the f up. It's only
two hours. And at the end of the show, we usually let you
film a song, so you get your souvenir. Yeah, let me tell
you what Corey. Corey wrote, even blow me up. He's crazy.
He must have won some tickets back in the day on his run of going
into the Hall of Fame this year, so he was at the show.
He gave it a great review. But specifically what you're talking about, he
said, rod phones were banned until the last song. It was like stepping
into a time machine to a better time when your focus was on the show
and not distracted by a sea of bright screens of dumbasses taking selfies. It
was like being a kid back at a warped tour again. Wow. So
he appreciated it. Yeah, and he kind of knew that Maynard was going
to say, Okay, last song, boom, get out your phones and
do what you need to do. But he's real strict about it during the
show though. He'll boot you if he sees it. He will, he'll
get rid of it. Just headlines. Take it else. Yeah, Stus
got to win yesterday. They meet the Rangers eight to five. Jose Al
Tubay homer twice in that one. Ashers took two or three from the Rangers
over the weekend. Tonight, they're gonna open up a three game series with
the Braves. At minute made Spencer ah Toget He's gonna be on the nine
for the Astros. They'll be going up against Atlanta's Darius Vines first pitches at
sevent ten. You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk
seven to ninety. In basketball, the Rockets finished the regular season with the
regular season with a win. They beat the Clippers yesterday one sixteen to one
oh five. They finished the season with a forty one and forty one record.
Didn't make the playoffs, but we did get to see a young team
improve a whole lot, and I think next year they'll be in the playoff
conversation a lot more than they were this year. In golf, Scottie Scheffler
when the Masters yesterday. He finished at eleven under par, winning it by
four strokes. It's his second Masters title. He also won it in twenty
twenty two, and he's now the fifth golfer in history to win multiple Masters
by three strokes or more. It was also his third tournament win in the
last thirty five days. Dude's just killing everybody on the golf course. That
is what's going on in sports. Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day and
the rod Ryan Mornings Show. To the Buzz. Come on ninety four or
five the Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, nine o'clock hour.
Already it's been flying by. We've been doing enough of playing games all morning.
We do have a keyword cash contest. You've got a chance to I
don't have it right here, Damn. That song goes on forever, all
right, already, Alternative Income Chance at one thousand dollars. We're gonna get
you a keyword and you're gonna have to go to the website and try to
win some money. Do this, do this. It starts today. This
is gonna be the first chance. We've been do this for a couple of
weeks now. Jeremy's gonna continue it at ten after the hour. Okay,
Theresa will do it as well. I think it goes until about five o'clock
and you got weeks of this. But I've already told you Radio Wizard,
you make him look good. Then we look good when we get winners from
the Houston area. Okay, please go on and do that stuff. Boom,
Alex, Yes, you're on my ass list because I did work too
much work. Yeah, your wife looks beautiful in the pictures that weren't needed
today. She looks great. She does look beautiful. So you know,
we could have maybe just dropped in one of her we didn't really need to
do for the rest of your silly weekend. Wasn't necessary? Can I ask
you? It's personal? I mean, you're having a kid. It was
a part of my our journey, uh my ex wife. But it might
have been IVF related. We went that route. There was some acupuncture involved.
Was that recommended or was it talked about at all during pregnancy? It
seems weird to be sticking needles in you and you got a baby, has
not been right. You're also richer than we are, so that would be
something that they might recommend to rich people. And listen, I wasn't asked
to be covered in gold flakes. Okay, it was something that was it
was recommended, and again it may have had something to do with the IVF
process. Yeah, I mean, so there was some of that she's going
to one appointment without me. Of all of the ones we've had, she
would have told you if they stuck need she would have said something, So
I don't think. So, Okay, have you ever had it done?
Anybody ever had an acupuncture? I think I had it done in California for
like a football I was so sore after I would played a football game and
I went and just to get some relief. And I didn't like it.
We had it done on the air. Girl came in and put them in
our ears and stuff. I would try it it just I don't want to.
I would do it again. I would do it again when I so
when I messed up my knee, when I tore when I tore my quad,
not only did they stick needles in my very tender quad the top of
my thigh. Then Jason, love you. Jason hooked up the needles for
like a car battery, and they're rattling around in my leg and he's like,
shoot, he's like he was acupuncture, and he takes it was shocked
there stimulus it was stimulus acupuncture or whatever. So he's got them all hooked
up to this car battery and then he's turning it up. It's like a
torture scene like from a mafia thing. And he's like, well, let's
see how high can you take this. I'm like, that's good. Your
whole like just spasm. Yeah, and they're and they're rattling around and then
you sit there for a while. Yeah, you sit there for a while.
Thank god he came back. Okay, this story's making the news right
now. If you're I'll tell you what the needle's going in. I mean
it was a little tender because it was going right into my f do up
leg, So that part of it was bad. And you got to get
deep enough so that they go in, especially with him cooking it up to
electricity. Healthcare provider in Iowa, acupuncturist in a little bit of trouble.
Put in the needles, okay, And you don't just put the needles in
the then take them out. You got to sit there for a while and
let them do their thing. Apparently the acupuncturist lives right by, and they
ran home. They ran home, sat down and fell asleep. Oh,
can't do that, and forgot about the patient with the needles in them.
Can't do that. Patient waits two hours after the session was supposed to end.
I don't even know how long they keep them in for, but two
hours after they were supposed to come out, pull the needles out themselves,
and called the cops. OO nine one one, what's what's emergency? Yeah,
my acupuncturist went missioning missing a bunch of needles in my body. Yeah
yeah, yeah. So he's not going to face any actual charges, but
they're saying the medical license could be done right now. State board have fined
him and his license is up for renewal this year, so it might be
bad. So the patient wasn't hurt, it's just a little confusing. Yeah,
that's not how you want to be left behind, right, That's not
how you want to be left It's that's a very that's not good. That's
not gonna leave it. That's not gonna be a good review on ye Jason,
thank you for coming back and unhooking the car battery. I'm so happy
you came back and didn't leave me hanging there. Appreciate you. Ninety four
or five The Buzz Welcome back Rod Ryan's show. All in this Milk Monday,
links and guests packed It keeps growing all morning. I see nothing to
worry about rain wise today, if you got anything planned outside a little bit
of cloud coverage, low chances of rain eighty three. Pretty nice day to
get outside online Kid's Alix Online ninety four five. The muss Alex got outside
this weekend. How do I know that? Because I saw his six picks
so that it wasn't his six pick day. Bye. He still didn't work.
You know, some people are just out there doing work even when that
it's not accid above and beyond thanks to this great country was built. Go
camping on the weekend that you want that, it's your week. It wasn't
an option. It's just as your bit. Did you sleep in a tent?
I did? I'm like, did you just look at a tent?
I was camping. That's what they do. So poo. We went to
a marina down the way. We would use that. How do you get
there car to poop from you where your tent is. If you get the
urge, you have to get in a car and go. Yeah. I
wasn't gonna go in the woods. I'm not gonna do that. They had
a camper that some people were using, but you couldn't flush toilet paper and
there was just a bag of toilet paper that everybody had been using all weekends.
I was gonna just go to the marina. I'm not built for camping.
Yeah, you buy like a snack at the counter and then you're a
customer, so you can use the bathroom and everybody's boom booming in there.
No, just me and like one other dude. We're like, I'm not
doing the camp were just did you break out a website today? I did
so. The show Who Wants to Be All a Millionaire? In the in
the whole entire that show, eight people missed the first question. You will
be answering those eight first questions and saying if you would have been just a
one and done? On Who Has to Be a million I remembers the kid
watching somebody miss the first question, which is like, what a loser you
through all this testingstuff? Kind of like what happens kind of like what happened
today on Risk It for the Biscuit. Yeah, the guy stopped before there
was any money, said, yeah, you want to do nothing, dude?
Why would it blow up before it started. I'm not gonna explode the
thing before one hundred bucks comes your way, So go check it out see
if you can answer these first questions from who has to be a millionaire?
That I playing Famous Buzz dot Com. Thanks Alex, You're awesome. Run
show celebrating twenty years ninety four five the Buzz Okay ninety four or five of
the Buzz on a Skin Bagging Rod Ryan's show, Appreciating glad that you're hanging
out with us this morning on this milk fun day. Very very busy links
and guests today. I don't think we've mentioned the Looking at Girls blog page.
Go for the pictures, stay for the stories. Uh is Taylor Swift
on there? Just asking for me? Well? Her and Travis Kelsey were
obnoxiously at Coachella. Of course love. That's endgame, Rod, You call
that endgame? What does that mean? I want to be an endgame.
That's like you like you're it babe? How does that apply to them being
at Coachella. It's because you could see how in love they are. You're
just like kissing her might be the uh they're singing together now. Heidi Klumb
was at Coachella and she goes for the face paint and all of that,
Like, what's what the younger gals would do. Yeah, and she looks
she looks great. I love Heidi Klumb, Megan Fox, Dualipa, who's
gonna do double duty. She's gonna do the musical guest on SNL and she's
gonna perform. May fourth. Caitlin Clark was on Saturday Night Live. She's
kind of roasting Michael Jay. That's on there, Beyonce. Tina Turner,
what's going on with her? They're giving or a statue in her hometown.
Why don't you do that when she was alive? That's it. I don't
understand some of that stuff. It's it's the same thing where I get upset
about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Get them in there while they're
alive. Yeah, give them their flowers while they're here. Yeah. So
I think it's nice, and I'm sure the family appreciates it. But what
were you on the fence about whether or not Tina Turner in her hometown should
get a statue. I mean, she's been eligible for that for forty years,
you know, with what she's done. Yeah, But I say,
I say, go to the Looking at Girls blog page for the pictures and
then stay for the articles. There's an article on there. I don't know
if this surprises you. I don't know if I'm surprised. Maybe I haven't
been around. I don't know whether anybody else does anywhere else. I really
don't either. I had to, like, I'm just catching up on all
this Coachella stuff people. I mean, I used to be so locked in,
and now I'm like, oh, okay, well that's neat, like
the old lady's scrolling. Oh, look at these kids having a good time.
These are so cool. What did girls start wearing? When did that
come back? When did fringe come back? Women in the US have relatively
small fannies compared to other countries. The country where the women have the biggest
butts is South Africa. Okay. Argentina is next, okay, followed by
Sweden. Interesting, The Sweetish chicks have big asses. American women don't come
on the list until eleven. Yeah, does that surprise you? You know
what? No, I think I don't think it surprises me. I think
we just embraced the fanny like within the last decade or so, right,
and I feel like there was all you know, it was all about being
skinny. You looked at what was hot like even when I was growing up,
it was big, big boobs and the butt was just like an afterthought.
It was not until Sir mix a Lot came and said and set everyone's
straight. There was that, and j Lo's got to be given some credit.
But it really is, it really is a Kardashian thing. When it
really became big, okay, her and her fanny, that's when I deal
it just kicked into overdrive. J Lo had that butt going on beforehand.
Yeah, and but it was unique to her and it wasn't everybody was out
there trying to do that. It really is, and I know you guys
hate it. Nevers rolling her eyes Kim Kardashian. Why is she famous because
she's famous? Okay? Why is she what she is? I don't know,
because she works her ass off and it's big. It's big. Fanny
works that big booty. Nice manny, dude, Yeah, I do you
agree? Don't you think it? Like it was her that really took it
to the next level. I don't know. I don't know about next level
booty. I don't know when it started being, you know, ground zero
that ass. I just feel like Americans have always I feel like women have
always valued being skinny. And I say the women because I know dudes,
Like, I don't think that's the same for dudes. I think like women
look at other women it's like, wow, she's so skinny, and they
look at that as like a cool thing. And I think that gradually has
changed, and I think that's good. But I think they're American women have
always put like a valued to being skinny. I don't know. I don't
know why. I couldn't tell you why. I couldn't explain it, like
the reason behind it in modern times. But back in the day, when
you see those voluptuous rubenesque ladies that are half naked, is it rubenesque?
Am I using the right phrase? That meant that like wealthy people were fat.
Yeah, that that meant you had a lot of money when you were
chubby, right, you know, if you had like that cherub soft body
that you were, you were rich. Yeah, that was like that you
were well fed, you weren't skin in both you you had. That was
what the goal was. Let's bring that back. Okay, I think I
think now it's the opposite. Now it's like, okay, America is the
land of the excess. Wow, you can be skinny around all this food?
How impressive are you? Uh? Go for the pick, stay for
the articles. Women in America check in at number eleven on ass Size Show
five. I pooped what the Buzz Buzz Neirvana and in Bloom Good Morning rod
Ryan Show on This Milk Monday. I don't even think I looked today.
I'm sorry. I you've been looking at my pics, my six picks,
you know what. I haven't gotten around to those either. Why no,
those are now up. I received a text message about you this weekend.
I didn't bring it up. I just brought it up. You didn't know
this. We'll share the receipts. What does it say? Do you want
to know? Do you want me to read it as is? Sure?
You know what? Sure? Because why not? There's a family here,
right, we all have rough weekends. Yes. I also texted Emma day
morning saying I could not be in attendance to something because I was sick.
Hey, I've never texted you before, but Tessa went ham at the Sabercat
game. Now. I don't know if this person was stabbed by you.
I don't know if they if they're missing an eye. I don't know what
that means right, my text back, are you guys? Okay? Talk
to me. I don't know what ham means with you. Ham could be
good, Ham could be like, Okay, the she's in the back of
a cop car right now? Now tell us got a little bit more description
here. I was concerned. Okay, what happened? Just had a really
good time. Can you imaginef they won? They didn't win, but they
came close, and they played a really good team. And I just met
all these people, a lot of rod Ryanchel listeners. There's like an iHeartMedia
front party. Fun party. Yeah, he got a little out of hand,
so just ask her how fun the rugby game was on Monday show.
You had a good time, great time. Highly recommend ten out of ten.
It's great as you can see for my six picks. Oh so you
got some Sabercat stuff on the on the six picks, Okay, I'll go
look, I'm still I mean, it's it's still raw rugby guys. Are
they're rugbying? They are? They do play, they are. It is
my day to should you say about the weekend our carparade? Well, that's
why it's such a great show. Yeah. On the Food Blog, page
today. The three best condiments are the three worst ones for US Mayo,
ketchup and barbecue sauce. Top three mustard, switch mustard for barbecue sauce and
mustard's not bad for you? Mustard, salsa, and straight vinegar vinegar being
number one. We grew up kind of putting vinegar on our French fries.
Did you do that? Chripch and chips only when? Yeah? Number on,
like for real, But mustard has little to no sugar in it.
It's it is salty though. And salsa that's where you get it to an
argument, like what the hell rode salsa as a condiment? I mean,
of course, if you're putting chips in it, it's a dip. But
on my eggs that's a condiment. What's the us on my eggs? That's
a condiment? Right? Yeah? And then or is it you know,
on a burrito it's a sauce. I don't know. But the mayonnaise,
the ketchup, and the barbecue sauce. Mayo is the worst because of all
the saturated fat. Ketchup and barbecue sauce are next because what they're loaded with
a ton of sugar an them. Those are the best ones, the best
ones, Yeah, the best one. Mayo and ketchup are so important to
me. Sauce, Yeah, barbecue sauce. I'm really out. I know
everyone loves it, even like barbecue wings. Like I'm but see, I'm
that friend you want to get wings with. Because I won't eat the barbecue
one. I can probably do a shot of sweet Baby Ray. I can
probably do a shot of this. I eat it so when I eat it,
I'm like this, it's just so sugary. A sweet baby Ray shot
for day. Let's do a shot sky a sweet baby Rays. Let's do
it. I'm here for it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
These guys are so weird? Did I just do it? Did I just
talk you guys into doing a shot of sweet baby Rays? Always have like
a riv on the side of like a wing or something. Is just what's
the baby? Yes, sweet baby ray, sweet baby Ray, sweet baby
ray on the yet. But that's it, Like there's no ingredients, it's
just sweet baby race. That's the shot. No, we make alcohol a
damn bottle. No, No, I don't think it's that gross to be
honestly, wants to do it, you guys wants to do it, Sweet
Baby ray just like saying it. Hey, a couple round is Sweet Baby
Rays? It's ab here. I'm sorry we don't have food here, sirt.
I just want the barbecue sauce. Do not have shots of that?
Did you not hear? That's the new thing? Wow? This is an
America? All right? What are you giving away? I know the show
barbecue sauce? Okay? Pair of tickets to see five for your Death Punch
with special guests Marilyn Manson, September nineteenth, Good Show, Good Show,
all right, Tesla will have a question on the flip of this break is
Rock Houston's Alternative and the rod Ryan Morning Show Bus ninety four five The Buzz,
Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. Sweet Baby Rays has been added to
the ditch Day shot list. Is it just? Is there alcohol in it?
Is it just Sweet Baby Rays? Well? Time will tell Love Ditch
Day shot suggestions, Nutbuts, Eclipse Totality, Wiener Hole, wrecked Panties,
Sea, Breezy, Taste the Biscuit, and now Sweet Baby Rayne. Someone
didn't create a shot for us. She must know her stuff. Caitlin,
thank you. One point five ounces of bourbon, two dashes of bitters,
a tiny splash of sweet vermouth, rimmed the glass with sweet baby rays and
crust with sugar in the raw. Boom baby. That's from longtime listener Caitlyn.
But she she just invented the shot. Yes, that's a mixologist right
there, right on the board. Hey, Rod, why are we doing
ditch to day? I don't know. We just know we want shots till
we get We know we wanted to plan do it, but it's always one
of those last minute things and people hate dex they need to take off of
work. Yeah, all right, I'm on. I'm gonna send out a
ditch date email right now and I'm gonna lock in a date in the location.
I'm gonna do it today. Nice, That's what I'm doing. He
must be the other guy. What are you giving away? Oh? I
have the five of your death Munch tickets with Marilyn Manson at the show.
All right, I was looking at your six picks. Looks like a pretty
god weekend. What's your question? What did a doctor do? He was
putting needles in people, and then what do you do afterwards? We should
probably call it acupuncture? Ah, yeah, okay, acupuncturists. Yeah,
probably not gonna not gonna be an acupuncturist for that much longer. I'm not
gonna have a license. Uh seven one three two, Hey, Alexa,
play ninety four point five The Buzz on iHeartRadio, getting ninety four point five
to the bus station from iHeart Radio, The Rod Ruyan Show on ninety four
five The Buzz ninety four or five the Buzz. Nickelback, How you remind
me? I don't where they've got and I think they were trying to maybe
get it out in theaters. There's a Nickelback documentary out there. Has anybody
seen it? I can't keep telling everybody hates to go back. It played
it played it like a Galveston theater here, yes, and people were telling
us about it. I don't know. We haven't had a movie review come
Back. I need to look it up because I'm really interested in saying it.
Because they said they didn't want to talk anymore about, you know,
the online backlash and everything, and it kind of seems like that's what this
documentary's about, So maybe they didn't they they wanted to save it so that
we watched the dock and then hopefully it'll answer all of our questions, and
then they'd don't have to sit around and ask answer questions about you know,
hey, why do you think people hate you? If they can get that
flushed out out of documentary. I just don't know who's streaming it yet.
If anybody sees that out there, let your brother know. I do want
I want to watch. We have Cloudy's Guys today, nothing over a ten
percent chance of rain. Hive eighty three hit it for I Know this show
on ninety four to five. The buzz La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la. Good morning, Rob Ryan's
Show. Good morning, Hello, who's this? There's a different hi Eprin,
Welcome to the show. How are you hey, how's it going?
I'm doing good? Great? What's your question? Tessa? Hey, Evyan?
What did an acupuncturist do to someone after he put needles in them?
He fell asleep for two hours? Dude? He left, Yeah, he
left for a couple of hours. The dude had to pull the needles out
himself. Oh my god, what a mess. What is he won?
Dude? You get the tickets to go see Fiping your death minds at Marilyn
Manson, Congratulations, hell yeah all right. Yeah. Oh and I get
to go out with this perfect epyrian have a great time at that show.
Hey, thank you, thanks man. Great job. Also great. I
just wanted to go look at the web numbers today and it said a great
day thirty thirty, so welcome, hang on, hang on. Thirty seven
percent more traffic than on an average Monday. Number one link today Milk Monday
number two link, Tessa's six picks, number three link looking at Girls,
number four link alex Is six picks and coming in at number five in the
top five. It's your brother ahead, Hey out, it's my day.
Good job, it was my day. You were inspiring. Yeah, come
on, don't even say I don't want to hear you. I'm friend off,
Chilli front your friend off. Might as well just start kicking ice cubes.
What I do? Just my job. I don't know. Way good?
Why are you extra today? I'm not extra? Shouts out to Nursey.
She's send in her six picks is up there? Yeah, Karen,
Rebecca, Rebecca the artist, Our pictures are up there. Sorry I didn't
get up. Adam just sent his Tiffany. No, she didn't get get
her picks up. Head their target Tagglert she won the Choby Bunny. She
sent her picks. Oh my god, great, No, they're really up,
They're really they're really up on the website, up on the blog page.
You made blog pages for everybody. Yeah. I didn't get a chance
to get head of Heather's picture in h I believe somebody else. Who is
this guy doing all these extra work today? The ladya does the clay she
sent in her six call Sure, yeah, right, what the hell?
They're all on links and guests. I didn't get a chance to get to
those, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna put them on Facebook. Nice.
Nursey's a badass. I've never seen Chili in this mood before. Dude.
That's why down for all this extra work, Chili, you have six picks
next weekend. I'm not gonna work next week, all right. We gotta
go. Brian beat bow on his uh for his fourth win. Right,
Yeah, we did a peda check in. That's painting the ass guy.
Apparently he's free to call. Now, let's see who's gonna play tomorrow.
I don't know. You gotta tune in tomorrow. Just a just a two
game day, fresh out of bed head to head tomorrow at six twenty.
Risk it for the biscuit. Okay, little rocky start. The guy won
two hundred bucks. He could have hung in there till what seven? Yeah,
he could have got one hundred dollars this morning, but he wished out
it too. He didn't know what's going on. Shout out to tax Day
if that's something. I think it's just the people that do the taxes.
They're we're shouting out to them, like he got one more day and then
hopefully there's a little you know, four years off. Yeah, stop out
Texas every year, Alex, risk it for the biscuit eight twenty. Thank
you to the great Jim Adler for helping us out with this Texas Hammer game
MILF Monday number one link Chili, thank you for posting Alex and Testa's six
picks. I'm just reading what's in front of me. I would have never
added that. I would have never said that on my own himself rod Ryan
Show on Socials at rod Ryan's Show, Tessa's on Houston Life at one o'clock
tomorrow's tat Tuesday. And then, like I said, we'll play the two
games tomorrow and then game please well yeah, the game's going to be risk
it for the biscuit all week at a twenty Okay, all right, Jeremy's
got the NonStop nooner alternative income started today. He's going to do that at
ten, ten minutes from now, ten, ten, eleven, ten,
all the way to Teresa at five to ten, chance to one, one
thousand dollars, one thousand dollars in alternative income. Good luck on that.
All right, we're on a twenty hour break. Have an awesome day,
everybody. Amy, Well, wasn't that fun. If you missed any of
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