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Good Monday morning. It's the Saint
Patrick's Day post Game Show or the Downbeat.

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I'm Kevin Turner, Dadi Bayless,
Mike's Roy JJ Jackson and we got

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a lot of cramp Man. Yesterday
we had about a five minute sports roller

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coaster that was some of the best
crap I've experienced in months. Dear God,

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Kyrie, Dear called window Clark so
much there, Guys at seven point

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thirty, can you name the top
fifteen places to get hit by a car

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in Dallas. We'll find out you
have a list of that whole dangerous crossings.

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Yes, I would say keep your
thoughts and get ready for I was

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gonna say number one. Number one
should be the head. Yeah, oh

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no, no, I'll take leg
leg you get leg a lot up yeah,

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quad orse side of thunder thigh hip
hip would be up there, yeah,

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hip foot foot because you jump,
car hits you. No, you

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get your foot rolled over. That
counts a hit, I hink counts as

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a clear hit. I'll take football. I'll take a leg on foot.

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It's rarely hand and the eye.
Then I said, nobody's ever said that

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got hit. I got hit in
the eye with a car. Hit my

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car where freaking eye. It's so
weird. How could that happen? Just

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maybe the intent whipping antenna, maybe
a rear view mirror out, but just

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the eye, my eye. That's
smart. You had to be at the

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place you ever been in? Well
that's a hit by car. Yeah,

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that's a bear trap of a conversation. But I was going to say,

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been in a car that hit somebody. No, I've been in a taxi

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cab in Vegas kind of bonk somebody
real good did not run over them,

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thankfully, But it was real dark
and wearing a shady bar of it was

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Vegas, and I was shotgun.
I had like four people in the back

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and they were all yelling and screaming, naking out with each other. Oh

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god, they killed him and I
was shotgun and we're It was like a

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stop of a red and then make
a right kind of thing, like I

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stopped me. He was so I
don't assume he was so stop and then

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started going right. And it was
a pedestrian. It was very dark.

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I'll give the guy credit, and
he didn't see him all. I go,

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well wa wow, I yelled just
stop and he kind of like simultaneously

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hit the brakes. And just thunked
somebody. Dounk. I mean probably five

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miles per hour, you know,
but the person went flying right. Well,

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we definitely underestimate that how fast you're
going when you're going twenty Yeah,

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Well, Danny's addicted to AI reenactments
of a double decker British buses going two

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seventy five and running into Parliament.
That shows you the clear outcome of that,

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though, that's insane. One of
those this weekend. It was a

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bus going three hundred. It's crazy, Like, I don't have anything better

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to do with my time. Then
watch AI assumed renditions of normal vehicles traveling

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at three hundred miles an hour into
a fixed You can have a wall the

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most disinterested bailists and just start the
video with five miles per hour. Yeah,

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and just show a bus just kind
of tap on the wall and you're

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like, what's next, Yeah,
crank it up. I remember the first

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time I saw one of those,
I was I was kind of duped.

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Oh me too. Oh wait.
I knew that they weren't real, but

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I thought it was like an actual
study that was being done, but it

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wasn't. It was some kid with
a with a computer. How are They

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like, Man, I'm never I'm
never buying that new Ford Bronco. Oh

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the crumples wolf It crumples at two
point fifty Like I thought it was on

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some test track where they have that
underground ripper thing. It was only five

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miles an hour, maybe less,
and the dude went flying and then we

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stop everyone in the car and I
like, whoa, you know. The

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driver, to his credit, freaked
out like, oh my god, no,

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you know, and got out of
the car and I think I got

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out of the car too, and
the dude kind of he got up and

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brushed himself off, but he was
kind of stretching, and they talked for

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a minute, and they settled out
of court for us to give the guy

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a ride wherever he wanted to go. So now he packed in as the

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fifth person in the back seat,
and he said, take me to New

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York. Take yeah. And it
was super weird because then we diverted to

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wherever he wanted to go, which
was not a glamorous casino, you know.

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He went to some home address and
like the party vibe in the car

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kind of quelled a little bit,
went some other shady neighborhood, dropped him

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off it was all right. Was
this like a normal man or was some

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like a street person? Terrible two
options you've given. It was both a

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normal man and someone who may have
lived on the streets of Las Vegas.

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Okay. And then he got out
of the car and we were like,

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what the that was crazy? He
said on the rest of the night,

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and then he drove the Shreeport and
well, that's even happened, And then

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you remember it a few days later. Yeah. Have you guys ever been

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involved in the bar conversation with buddies
and it's around midnight or one am and

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somebody gets the bright idea, you
know, the bar is about to close

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in an hour. We can beat
a shreeport. I can get us there

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in like two and a half.
And you actually do it? Uh no,

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one time, you actually did do
it one time. Yes, he

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told me. This was this off
the air. It was on the air,

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was okay, Oh yeah, yeah, And it didn't work out great.

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It's too far to maintain maintain your
party fun. Once you start seeing

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the East Texas Pines and you realize
you're barely even halfway there. Yeah,

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and that's that's when the adrenaline rush
of we're doing it, man wears off.

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The northern part of Texas is very
strange because it's very clear that yours.

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There's a western portion you'll know when
you hit it, there's the city

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area you'll know when you hit it, and then there's the East Texas part

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and you're always in it. Then
that ride is just not like it is

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going to Choctaw or Windstar. Greal
lucky we have that, But go let's

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go to Shreveport. Now that's a
viable option, the the chalk Taw,

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and it's an easy option. It's
an hour. It's one of my I

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don't have any plans today. You'll
get on up there. But Shreatport.

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That was when that was our only
option. Man, I can't tell you

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that. The sounds like such a
great idea, and then the adrenaline buzz

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of we're going to Shreveport wears off
and you're not even halfway there, and

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then you're at the the point of
I mean, I guess we just keep

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going, you know, or do
we turn around and go back. Either

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way you're going to be miserable.
Yeah, but yeah, it's happened one

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time. Getting there's always a lot
more exciting than coming back. There's always

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the voice of reason in those conversations
that kind of talks the ring leader out

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of it. It didn't happen that
night. It did not happen that night.

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And I think I lost my ass
too, that did did Man?

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Look, I woke up sleeping next
to a buddy of mine in a bed

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with two queen size beds, or
a room with two queen size beds,

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and found ATM receipts in my pocket
on the way back to Dallas of I

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think one hundred dollars plus a twenty
dollars service fee each. I think I

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was up like a grand too,
and I lost it all with blackjack in

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a matter of about fifteen minutes.
I'm gonna win it back. You get

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to study under Kevin Turner. Yeah. What you want to do there is

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take one hundred dollars of Mike Rinder's
money and start there, and then if

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you need to dive into your own
account, yeah, do so. But

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if not. I like how Kevin
did win a thousand bucks fine blackjack and

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a little piece in his head.
He's like, man, I could probably

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do this for a living. Yeah, like a little pieces to be like,

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Yeah, I mean, this is
the start of my bank roll,

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right, and he's like, I
was smart. You know, you win

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one hundred and then you put that
in this left pocket. This will be

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my strategy. Oh well, how
novel. I texted Mike yesterday. I

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was on a swinging pendulum from getting
about seventy five dollars to five thousand dollars

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on DraftKings and oh it's down to
two point fifty okay, back up to

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like a thousand. Yeah. When
he was in one thousands, he was

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texting a lot shot by shot updates. Then once Matt Fitzpatrick fell off the

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leader board, he stopped communicating with
me. It blocked you. It's funny

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the loser never let's everyone know about
their bets. But as when he wins

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a big parlat let you know,
you know, wow, he's a real

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winner. Bruno Mars hasn't been telling
people about his debts. More of that

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at eight maybe all right, I'll
be here at eight. All right,

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we have an announcement at eight too, we do. So now we're gonna

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tell people something at eight. That's
it. It's about a film, about

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a film. I'm going to tell
you. I wanted to tell you,

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guys. I learned something. Over
the weekend, My almost three year old

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son, Malcolm has been trolling us. What does this mean. It means

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that we were watching something on TV
and it was he likes. And I

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know a lot of people with little
kids have this thing where on YouTube you

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can watch other kids play with toys. Okay, okay, okay, yeah,

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I'm always confused by this life.
But yeah, yeah, there's this

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one kid named Ryan. I think
he's really popular. Little kids like watching

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Ryan open boxes of toys and play
with him on boxings. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, it's Look, it's no
different than what your brother does for

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adults, you know, with the
uh Spectra NFL car. Ye. But

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there was something that had to do
with Donkey Kong. Yeah, and it

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had Mario on the front and the
kids opening up this Donkey Kong and Malcolm

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looks at me and he goes,
he goes, I know it's I know

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it's Mario, but we call him
Keviow. He knows. He's known the

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whole time. So anytime he sees
Mario, he knows it's Mario. He

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knows it's Mario. Wait till he
meets a real Cavio at his birthday party.

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Well, it's because of when we
went to the Astros Rangers game game

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seven and the Alcs and Kevin dressed
up as Super Mario with a full mustache

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and everything, and I'm sending videos
back home. It's like, you know,

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look where we are, and there's
Kevio and he's up there with the

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fans. It's a caveo doesn't make
much sense. And a lot of people

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were excited to see Mario there him. They were even though the back of

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his his outfit was on ziped like
Emma Sounds was. At the Oscars Game

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seven Alcs the Mules clear headlighting act
was the baseball being played but not far

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off with the spaceman in the outfield
and and Kevo, Yeah, people were

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stopping you. It was crazy.
So yeah, he loves the concept of

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Kevio. He knows that Kevio is
somebody that I work with, and he's

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seen videos and pictures of him,
and he knows who you are, Kevin,

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but he calls you Kevio anytime he
sees a dude with that kind of

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Mario e mustache, like the the
mascot at Pizza in has one, and

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he calls him Kevio. But he
told me He's like, I know it's

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I know it's Mario, but we
call him Cavio. He's known the whole

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time because he's heard idiots like Ryan
going Mario's gonna get attacked by Donkey Kong.

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Now here's how I want to play
with it. Now. I don't

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know what they do. I don't
mean to call the kid an idiot.

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He's probably really smart and has way
to make four million dollars a month.

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Yeah, dude, his parents are
set that Ryan kid. Why don't we

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put Malcolm on YouTube? Seriously?
Start his channel? Sell your kid,

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man. I've never even posted a
photo of him online. I'm not going

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to start a YouTube channel. Why
he could be a little millionaire. Okay,

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Malcolm the little millionaire. You know
what, I'll let him make his

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millions on his own. Decide what
he should be golfer, f one racer

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or popular online streams. To me, like someone's itching to have his own

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kid. I just want to have
some one I can manipulate. Is that

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I have to listen to me.
That's why I'm here. Think about it.

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Then you don't have to make potato
songs anymore. Speaking of Witch,

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nothing brought Malcolm more joy than the
potato song. Yes, a father mouthing

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out rustic, he goes and he
not only he wants, he goes,

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I want to hear the Robot one. So the Robot one is the track

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that I created with a vocoder kind
of backing up, you know. And

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then so Ashley are wonderful social media
expert, the sweet lady that comes out

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and films are remotes and posts of
stuff. She's just so good. She

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created a little video for one of
the Saint Patrick's Day songs that we did

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last week, and one of them
was basically, here, these are the

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ways you can serve potatoes. And
all I did is just googled ways that

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you can serve potatoes, said the
words and then singing a chorus and now

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it's this and he's just Malcolm wants
to hear the robot version. He wants

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to hear the daddy version. And
that's all he listened to all weekend or

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all yesterday about that and serve your
brain. Well, no, not at

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all. He's just in the back
seat going steamed. Yes, this song

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format is so genius. This rusted
there's like something in your body that wants

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to like song mashed songs that do
this with the build payoff French fried fo

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yeah, faked keeps going up.
Yes, it's all grotten boiled. You

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need to remixes, different foods,
steam, different sex, physicians, tots.

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I made one yesterday different. These
are the ways different world War planeto.

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I did it with mosquitos yesterday,
hand the shoe. These are the

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ways you can swap mosquitoes. Are
the ways you can swap mosquitos, fly

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swatter. Okay, is it mosquito
season, like right now? Yeah,

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this is one for a walk.
It's just hot. Let's do this mosquito.

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These are the ways you can see
mosquito. It every week, all

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right until we kill people. Okay. The simplicity of it is what's just

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so absurd. Yeah, well yeah, it's like the dude's just saying words

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like one word shoe and with the
kind of las fair delivery like I don't

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care. So that AI video with
your face showing no eye emotion just made

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it so much funnier. No key
dead shark eyes. Yes, no no

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eye emotion. Boy, that spent
a few hours stuck in my brain.

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Pan. I'm sure we all had
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All of these songs, but specifically, I'm telling you I had to.

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I had to put on headphones to
clean my rol palette Friday night because on

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repeat on a loop was the g
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I couldn't escape it. I laid
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it's just like crank a little rop
to cut the Ireland, drink a little

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rough to cut the Ireland. I
take it a little make air send dude

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with instruments, and then my brain
just going insane thinking what can I do

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with this? And I had to
just make it go away, so I

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you know, I had them where
I got I put on like amnesiac.

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Yeah, mirror the brain of any
evidence of Saint Patti's day songs. I'm

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don the mail box prab the latest
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nine and have got an hour something. I must just crak a little rod

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to cat the IRELM crank a little
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akadey Ireland. All McPherson too.
The highlight of last week's broadcasting week.

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I disagree it never stopped, although
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think it's because we went to the
damn parade. Oh my god, and

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you hear just that thing, and
I play even in my damn c a

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thieves game. It was a pirate
game. There's someone there's that music and

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it's it's I don't even know what
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tune fiddle Celtic music. Yes,
so it's just fits common Irish song.

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parade, non stop, just the
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I guess we got to sing no
NonStop and then drinking, and then it

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was so weird. You know how
I cleansed the Kathy Island out of my

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head was by replacing it with if
you pinch me, You're gonna catch these

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hands. So yesterday evening that's how
my we could end. It was just

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that I'm gonna catch these hands,
and just I wish everyone could see emotional

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Cavio cranking it up, yelling,
looking hard. I try to live life

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with few regrets. The list is
short, but one of them is not

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filming Kevin when he performed yeah catch
these hands, because it was otherworldly.

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Oh no, I didn't wear green. If you paint me, you catch

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these hands. If you pach me, you catch these hands, you first

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believe I ain't playing at all.
If you peach me, you'll catch these

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hands. I'm not the violent individual
wolf. But if you peach me,

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you catch these hands, it's time
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you peach me, you'll catch these
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They have a little voice, and
km XMX is gonna pinch him.

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God almighty, beautiful, stupid,
beautiful work. Yeah, they're taking a

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break, all right, folks,
you get some more July. Why is

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it costing us money to do this
significant amount of money? More importantly,

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it's costing his time and sanity because
they stick. They ruin your weekends.

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It's fun and fine, maybe people
laugh. Maybe do them on Monday,

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so by the time the weekend they're
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We are ruining our own weekends.
There's a couple of people out the

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parade yelling out lyrics that one lady
was yelling out lyrics. One guy had

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written nineties of one the Freak on
his chest. One guy ripped his shirt

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off right when he went by one
the freak written on his holy nipples from

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hell just in body. That was
funny. It was fun I saw a

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video of you, and we're maybe
talking a little bit more about this.

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I want to hear, like what
the scene was, like, how many

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people who you thought were there all
that. I saw a video of Mike's

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aroyd delivering beads to little children and
great, you know, you are a

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man of the people and the children. But one thing I noticed is like,

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you look slim, dude. Yeah, thank you, Mikey. That's

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Mikey. That's amazing. Looked really
good. It could have been the angle

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the camera maybe, you know,
the portrait mode versus landscape. I don't

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know it. It may have been
an optical illusion. Probably was. But

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in that moment, Mike looked very
sveltude, a nice, nice, slim,

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slimming golf pants on a nice piece. And then I realized it was

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Christina and a Travis Matthews my clothes, and that's why he looks so slim.

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Whatever you're doing, it's working,
not eating too much. One you

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have to fill your body. It
is though mental how much you just consume

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and I don't. I just don't
eat myself to being packed full, which

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I did for most of my life, because you feel terrible. I know

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for a fact, if I eat
about half of what I would always eat,

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You're You're fine. You're fine,
You're just as full. Plus when

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Christina and I split food a lot. Now, just what the shared plates?

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You guys having shared plates and the
waiter looks at you like, okay,

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you're going to be drinking drinking it
tab on tray and tea plates.

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These are what we call charitables.
Just that for play and just to drink

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up. Just water with lemons.
Fine, when the shared plate we're gonna

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share, Yes, sorry, I
got I got it. I understand.

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That's what sharing water with my girlfriend. We're sharing only water with lemon.

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For rob Low. If you want
to stay as in shape as the host

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of the hit game show of the
Floor, just water with lemon. It's

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changed my life since I went and
saw the The Good Doctor. Yeah,

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yeah, because I told him I
have been having trouble sleeping. It's like,

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what's your caffeine intake? Like,
dude, I have one cup of

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coffee in the morning, and I
was like, oh, plus the gallon

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of unsweetened iced tea that I drink
the rest of the day, never even

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considered it. It's like there's probably
more caffeine and that iced tea you're drinking

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than that that coffee per cup.
Bro I cut it out. I buy

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bags of lemons and it's nothing but
lemon water all day long. And I

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found out that I'm drinking more water
and I'm sleeping. I'm falling asleep faster,

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which before I'd toil around for an
hour sometimes, And I think you

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need to have a at least eight
hour caffeine buffer before bedtime, Like it's

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longer than it's a long time.
Yeah, Like I'll do one cup of

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coffee right right now, and then
either one more coffee or selsie is at

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like eight am at the latest,
and then I'm good. I don't drink

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any caffeine. Guzzling a Dicky's yellow
tumbler of iced tea before bed and that's

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like a quart unsweet iced tea.
Unsweet iced tea is so right before bed.

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Yeah, that's caffeine a lot,
and I'm wondering why I can't sleep

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or tea. I didn't know unsweet
tea added caffeine in it though A bunch

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can you get caffeine free tea?
You can? Well no, yeah,

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no you can. You can get
the caffeine of tea. Mixed results on

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that, but yeah, I think
the and not eating late is a big

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one too, Like I'd try to
have my last meal of the day no

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later than seven. So when you
think about it, the banana doesn't hit

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until seven point thirty the next day
or sometimes eight, So that's like twelve

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hours, twelve and a half hours, sometimes thirteen hours of I guess what

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do they call intermittent faster? You're
intermittent fasting by accident. Cool, Well,

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you learned a lot. We don't
want a lot. What a big

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first segment. Good job, guys. I was weekend crap. More weekend

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crap though, because it was I
think one of the weirdest Saint Patrick's Day

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parades we've ever had in our city's
history. And I've experienced all of them,

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No I haven't. I've owned some
kyrie stuff later and a lot of

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good stuff, all right, So
that's next. A nice ev one in the free