This is the downbeat. I'm ninety seven to one the freak before we continue
the countdown doing it from tomorrow at eight o'clock. Ding sings, Yeah,
they have a little teaser for that. I am ding sings things. We
don't have an acoustic teaser for that. Oh god, you guys with the
acoustic You've played it the whole break, you play the entire break, you
put it down the second the MIC's come on. So it's not you guys
with your acoustic thing. It's fresh you. You've burned it into our skulls.
You guys. I'm just not a I'm not good at improvising. That's
the problem. He's like, oh gosh, they're gonna make me grab the
guitar again. You had it. I know I was working it out.
But the thing is, it's the idea. It just comes right at the
end and the breaks over and need to come back, and I just I'm
not confident. Every acoustic improv one you've done has been great. I'm not
a I'm not a confident performer. I think you are really not well.
It's stage fright too well, really nervous. It's like the problem is,
before I perform, I have to throw up, and I just didn't have
enough time to vomit before the MIC's turned over. You're playing in front of
a mostly empty theater, so I don't work in here and out there,
don't mean what what up? And you're competent and it's a little bit of
a reach for you just to just grab it and just give us the teaser
that we wanted. But mine, it's fine, put up a fight.
I'll go home and record it and work on it for two hours exactly.
Had a bunch of plugins produce it, some reverb and all that auto correct
or auto tune, yeah, pitch correction. There, here's me. Nineteen
takes. Sounds like a white album effort. Took four hours to do.
Eight seconds. The material, Well that stinc things tomorrow night, Uh,
downbeat Christmas tree at toppers Kevin later in the week as well, the singing
down beat Christmas tree Toppers. So give me a preview of what that's gonna
be like, Kevin, Well, it's gonna be a little bit like the
downbeat singing Pumpkins, except this time a bit of a of scheduling. We'll
have a little room ahead of time to market because we didn't get jammed up
in the Sewis Canal this time. Yeah. So luckily all the money we
lost on the Singing jack O Lanterns fingers crossed, we'll get back. We
can make up a good chunk of it with our singing tree toppers. This
show Hope, Hope, Hope. Now we are going to do all week
at nine o'clock. By the way, we start at six, so if
you're at work, you know you didn't know that, you know six and
lease to listen to our stupid show. But we podcast every single segment we
do on wherever we get your podcast, so that's cool. But we're doing
the Clip of the Year clip show countdown and the idea is to get through
ten each day, so we're gonna continue the countdown now at number forty three.
This is labeled a Mike's Airoy Weird tush push shoe scenario. Final prediction
ew Eagles will attempt the toush push on a big fourth and one and running
back Kenneth Gangwell's hand will actually penetrate QB Jalen Hurts, who will fumble with
pleasure and just oh just forget the football. Can you imagine trying to hold
on to a football during your yearly physical. I can't. Every time they
run that play, I think about what could happen. I like it when
it's like four or third and two and they get to do it twice,
they don't quite make it. How do you stop it? You don't do
you have to? You got to get lower than them. But even then,
and I'm not doing because it's the Eagles, any team, if any
team is dominant, do you just have to like hurt the quarterback, which
is the worst thing ever. It's a criminal, but I feel like that's
the only way to stop it is to get him and while it's happening,
leverage him, commit a penalty, bend him back to where teams go.
It's not worth the risk anymore. And is that why he's hurt? Did
you see he was out of the game and they had to do it with
Mariota yesterday. It didn't work. It did work, Oh, it did
work. Yes, But I was like, oh my god, watch it.
If it doesn't work here. The just gotta be more to it than
Jason Kelsey is just good at tunneling. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know
what the key to it is, but they got some secret sauce that most
other teams don't have figured out. Certainly, Now, with that rate of
success, what if a team just did it on every play the pack What
if you figure it out where you can get three yards of play they can,
and you just kept doing it, then Little League be like, all
right, yeah, because they're not just getting the first down that's typically a
three are game. And then imagine you don't play action works because you get
tricked. You know, if you're like, we're just gonna kind of toush
push it down the field here and then you run, you know, something
out of that. Yeah, the Packers did last night, and Tariko called
it the love shove. Yeah, not bad, it's pretty good. What
do you call it for? Dak Man, I just caught the ham ram,
but it's it's dak Yeah. The dark crack. Yeah, I mean
you gotta was there one for every quarter right now? The party Herdy the
Brock block going, how far can he go? I can pull up all
the starting quarterbacks? Justin Herbert the justin thrusting. Okay, this guy's good.
Seattle Seahawks Geno Smith the Hawk block, right, I mean, it's
just something that works. The Smith Sweet the Smith, Denver Broncos, Russell
Wilson, the rust Bus. The rust Bus is great or the Russell Muscle
mus Muscle. Yeah, I like rust Bus too. Yeah, Okay,
that's it anyway. Number four, it's let's do the AFC North Number four
a mom Jaxxon traction. Oh this is so fun. I'm gonna keep doing
this. The Burrow Burrow, Are you kidding me? The Watson Michelle Massage.
See this is why we can't have nice things. Number forty two has
voted on by the listeners. Danny, this is your moment listener. This
is actually our friend Brad North, who he's been friends with me and been
in skin for a long time now from here, but he works in La
or in California, and he's the audio guy on tons of TV shows,
has been. He did the first couple of seasons, uh, Stranger Things.
He did The Watchman on HBO for a while, but I remember he
listened to our stations times and he asked me to send him Christina Chicken.
So this is Christina Chicken gets on HBO thanks to her friend and Brad North,
as he joined the Binnenskin Show and you guys talk about it it's playing
golf with KT last summer, and I said, do you think Christina would
be cool if I threw that into a show? And he's like absolutely,
So he sent me the file, and I mean, I was working on
Perry Mason at the time, so I knew exactly where I wanted to put
it, and it was going to be an episode four Perry Mason's like kind
of want to be girlfriend walks up and there's like a flurry of chickens,
and I was like, that's a perfect spot for it. There's a dialogue
there and stick out fine, And then we played it back for Susan Downey,
who's Robert Downey Jeneor's wife. She's an executive on it. She's kind
of co show running it, and she she's like, there's just too many
right there, some of the chickens, and so I was like, I
gotta make it up. I gotta I gotta find a good spot. So
like at the peak of the show, there's a little flurry of chickens in
the background that was production, and so I just snuck it in right after
the line. Let's take a list to the original to what inspired Christina to
get Christina Chicken Laugh on HBO. Now let's hear what Brad has done with
Christina's chicken laugh. The season finale of Perry Mason on HBO. What was
that thing you said about Los Angeles? No one tells you what it was.
Maybe eventually you can see me. Now, pretty good man, That
is so cool. And that show is incredible? Is it good? Amazing?
It's one of the most like underrated HBO shows that nobody watches. But
it's absolutely phenomenal. I just love it. The first try, Robert down
and Junior's wife was like, I love the whole thing, but one note
too much chickens, too much chicken only not it was to get rid of
Christian and he's like, damn it. And then the series finale, Yeah
it is, I mean, and I watched that, dude. It is
a serious seed. It is perfect. So there's forty two, as voted
on by the listener's in forty one. The last one we will get to
today and again tomorrow at nine o'clock. We'll start at number forty. A
new character for the Men and Skin show called Gooby. But Gooby this is
before a prank ever happened, and it's the genesis of a potential pairing maybe
weekends around the freak the host, Rick Condom and Gooby and this is just
them on the air, kicking around and discussing what normally it would be an
off air maybe production meeting type thing. Here this is happening on the air
and it's pretty funny. Prank interview scheduled for Thursday morning, but we got
to figure out which fake show do we want to do. I like the
idea of the Rick Condom and Gooby Rick con Gooby. It could be like
do you have a muppet boy? Gooby has a muffet voice and he keeps
coming back and you're very serious and you're like, hey man, respect Gooby.
It's like Whaooby? Grubby wants to know do you think the stars will
advance in the place? Way after the question for gob whoa Gooby scared of
pytics? You think Trump will scared woo? It's very suity b talgging to
Gooby. It's very verus question for Goolby because why with the serious guy show
with a guy named Goooby, it's always I'm Rick Gooby scared of me?
I do you like a sex robots? Valid fear answer Gooby, I think
we found our answer. Guys, we're not doing that. Come on,
let's get serious, guys, Rick Condom, That's what I'm more concerned about.
If I'm like getting this interview, I'm on with who okay, Gooby,
that's fighting anybody. They got a guy on that does NFL and analysis
is called booger. So you can be on with a Gooby. But Rick
Condom, there's a boomer of booger. Right, you can have a Gooby.
Please answer goole clearly, Gooby, that's a very important political question for
you. I don't know why you're avoiding it. Go ahead, Gooby.
You're kind of gonna have to Paul Harvey vibe a little bit. Yeah,
Rick Condom, So those are your fifty and they're only get better, all
right, those are like the worst ones out of the fi Those are terrible.
And I'll tell you I've got about forty forty to fifty clips that didn't
make the top fifty. Oh, those of us really so good ones.
Later in the week, have any honorable mentions? Uh maybe not today,
maybe next week or the week after, maybe the last day. Are you
gonna play talkbacks or can I play an honorable mention, play an honorable mention.
I need the thing. Oh okay, that's really I'm ripping it out
to use. Why would you have two? But I'm just gonna play this
every week. Oh God, I'm gonna make this the audio moment of the
year, just through sheer force. Yeah, somehow didn't make the ballot because
it was kat and charged the ballot and get it. And I think he
did want to defer to other people's funny moments. I think he's kind of
leaving that out and I think that's very noble of you. But Christina and
I listen to this at loose eight times this weekend, and the punchline at
the end is the you know kills you, but now everything about it kills
me. I'm already at that point. I'm just telling you. I took
no theater and would have if I would have been ridiculed for it in the
hometown that I'm from, and I would be a beast of an actor.
And I just because I know how to play it to the camera, I
know how to feel out a moment, and I know when the audience is
in the palm of my hands, wanted to crush them. When to elevate
them, but not to send them on the right of their lives. You
have a tremendous actor. I also will send that to some Asian I also
can't get hard. It's perfect, send them on the right of their lives,
and that's gonna somehow make him a great actor because he can't get Home's
why it feels almost unrelated, like, yeah, or was the great actor.
I think he was shying you again to connect it to the Leonardo DiCaprio
situation, where he's done everything that he needs levers, pulleys, models,
different models, maybe you know the Volkswagen. Yeah, just to be able
to get things moving because he's just desensitized because of experience. Oh, is
that what you're going for? Well, I think that's what. Ye.
The story was over he was caught with that model and she had her hands
down the back of his pants. But yeah, that's why he needs it's
it's it's gossip at this point. But the idea is that he needs a
new hot model under the age of twenty six all the time because of he's
had so much it just takes a lot to get going. And that hand
down the pants story was so poorly reported. He saw the picture. It's
not like she was digging around for underwear boogers. She was just had it
right. He just tough just a little bit. The headline said f word,
not that one. Yeah, Leo's yeah, it was just a very
shocking headline. And then you see the photo. Oh yeah, I was
fied. Look I was expecting to see basically the bottom of her elbow at
the waistband. The way it was described, you're expecting a scene from a
hook up hot shot. He's trying to collect a gerbil from right from your
gear collection. Yeah, but not that at all. He's like, I
can't just have any gerbil. I need one that Richard has used. That's
the only way I can get them on the right of their lives. Dare
was slander. Leo like, tremendous. You do it. Now, tell
him your book, Tell him your book. I think he said, say
your book. Say your book. Let's say your book, say your book,
Say your book. His name is tell a guest anomist, say your
book. Hey, dummy, say your book. That's part of that again,
I don't care. Here's Jarl, say your book. I'm great now
and like to hype up the sales and then peel like, oh, I'll
read the economics part just to hear about the shark attacks. I would too,
Yarl, thank you for your time, Thank you, good luck with
your book, and we hope to have you back on when you write your
next book. Hey, that sounds great. This was a lot of fun.
You guys are really fun guys. Yeah, thank Yarles. We have
fun bro. Hey, y'arl, that was great, great, well done,
y'arl. Yarls is the outstanding, fantastic sport, a sweet sport.
When you're getting some pub we need to have a former prank by Ben and
skin Corral, Yeah, and just go through their thought process of what they
were experiencing in their brains when all that stuff was going on. We should
just pay to fly them up and have them walking here like a congo line.
All the people that have been on Mosquito Show, and Rick Condom and
Gooby and Fight McMahons, they all come in here and just whoop being skins
ass live on the air. They should do that and walk out, tell
him how unprofessional they were and what a waste of time that was for them.
They beat him with their books. Pay him back by giving them weekend
shows. Yeah, say your book? So your book, dummy. Yeah,
we are just walking out of the side studio. We just recorded thirty
five minutes of Mosquito and the Whole with a new victim, a man kidding
twenty five minutes. Let me tell you something. Who's got time? Hold
on? Dude, Jordan's silver credible. Jordan Silversmith, first ballot Hall of
Famer. He's incredible. You just had the guy from Tomahawk Nation blog unbelievable.
Dude. Is that the Florida State? It is the Florida State?
Oh boy, it's I bet he's fired up too. We don't want to
give too much away, but Ben had the greatest twist in the history of
Mosquito in the Hulk. And that is the twenty four hour hul Cathon.
Where's it being held? It starts seven am on Christmas even in seven am
Christmas morning. The hull Capon broadcasting line from Sacramento? Is it from from
Sacramento? Jack in the Box in Sacramento. It's got to be a twenty
four hour fast food spot. Well, no, he can't eat during it.
Oh no, I just I don't want to give away too much,
but is this today. No, No, they just got done recording.
Oh yeah, you got a bunch of leaps, don't you. Actually there's
not a single cust we're gidding. That's not a mosquito in the Hulk style.
No, that's the fight McMahon's. That's true. Yeah, fight mcmans
are. Yeah. A beating to edit, but pretty good. There's so
many times where we tell him I don't worry, we'll edit this part out.
I mean that happens like seven or eight times, got him to like
change his opinion on something like actually, we're gonna go back and then this,
would you mind having a different opinion, and we'll cut it down in
three two years. And it goes so when we think of tomorrow Wednesday,
well we wanted to ask you guys, like, what's the last day of
the book? Do we wait? Also, it's so long, it's like
two segments. It's I'm not joking. Usually the Great Christina Ray will go
in there and she'll edit it. And I really think when we were done,
I was like, let just run that thing in two parts. Just
do it, because there's not there's not a single thing I would edit out.
This guy is Kevin. He makes Kevin Brosteak look like a nobody.
Will Kevin Brosteak make the top fifty clips of the year find out tomorrow at
nine. We'll just have Christina says it all. We'll just play it before
you, guys. We need some stops to come in and introduce us.
This guy's so good the whole thing. What are you doing on the show
today today? Though? Are you talking to say your segments? Say your
show them forty nine ers beat the Eagles, they suck. It sounds to
me like the fighting McMahon's were involved in the broadcast earlier today. Yeah,
okay, you're an over forty forty eight. I think forty eight. Fat
McMahon's pranking author number forty eight on the Clip of the Year clip show Countdown
and Ben McMahon told the author instead of hey, would you like to promote
your your say your book? His book is like the mom that is our
current economy from this professor in New England. Right, say your book.
Say words that say something about your book. Y'all told him to change it
up and make it about shark attacks. Yeah, yes, I'd fight through
a bunch of economics. I knew there's going to be a sharp story.
You guys are fun hearing the thing where we were talking to someone in our
business. They were like, it's best if someone streams and doesn't have headphones
in. I never know about what any of the promoting that I don't know,
Like, I still don't know, it's best to listen on the stream,
but with no headphones. Our business is so stupid and that determines the
listener. Do us a favorite US one and stand in one place the whole
time that you listens. Complicated as possible for you in your busy day around
the holidays, if you could just stop your car for a whole quarter hour
on your way in, I want to listen to the whole I'm gone so
bad. We'll be over here setting up a Marty shot while you do that.
Coming up next, the shocking truth about Kevin Turner that he never wanted
out there. Tell everyone next. All right, Well, we'll be back
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