Everyone, hell, Helen, all right, strike it. Hello, Okay,
let's all take a deep brand. That's the end of the I,
D and D. Everyone, Thank you so much for showing up. Go
home, guys, guys, Okay, it's okay. Russy is just a
little nervous. He hasn't done this many times form by first time this,
guys, one hundred and ten times. We've done this total with all the
D and D s. But sure, okay, this is my first time
dming. Everybody, please be kind to me. Welcome to episode forty of
Kit Dungeons and Dragons. I'm here as always with Cody Schwavity. Hey,
I'm here with Anthony Tiking. I am and Tron Welcome to the court.
I'm here with the Shark sorry Pitbull, Daniel Green, I pleaded the fifth
and I'm here with Norman Briggs. Really, I really like these these suits.
I think they suit me. Oh, where we last left our heroes.
They were in the courtroom, in the defense area where the defense stand
the defense stand, and they are being sued for the on lawful repossession of
the Otherworldly Brewery Company. Yes, and on the opposite side of the courtroom
is a little man with a big. He looks like a flunky from Toontown.
He's got a big ogal shape. Google classes. Everyone's Google flunky Toontown
cog. That's what he looks like. It's Bill Scruples. He's the prosecution
and he's then, and the judge for this case is Snow, who's just
come out and expressed her excitement for these proceedings. Jesus and George Washington are
viewing from the above galleries, and in the seating there is a lot of
Vestorian royal guards and what looks like a like a general like he's in a
fancier armor and stuff, and he's he's he's sitting there as well, with
his shaven head and stone look and that and that is where we that is
where we find ourselves. That is where we find ourselves in this wonderful realm
of dungeons dragons. Chief Justice Snow looks over at the proceedings and says,
well, then let's get straight to it. Shall we make this quick?
Indeed, this is this your lawyer, she says to to to you guys.
Obviously not objection here, sir. We don't have hearsay or pleading the
fifth in our constitution so you can't do that. You have to answer my
questions. Yeah, this is our lawyer, and Tron greetings, I am
ready to bring in cross examinations. Well, I know I can't say.
I'm surprised prosecution. Do you want to do your opening statement? And Bill
goes yes, yes, ma'am, I would be more than happy to And
he pulls out a stack of papers and he says, I am Bill Scruples,
if world renowned lawyer, and and we are pulling the the the otherworldly
brewery to on on on. Oh gosh, I'm nervous. I am just
I am staring right at him with this most intimidating like robotic and Tron and
Trod, by the way, looks like the T one thousand after he has
his flesh burned off. He's like a terminator skeleton with a That's what he
looks like. He's just staring at real Scruples with the most intimidating glare.
We should roll intimidation with advantage. Just all of us in suits looking at
this guy. Yeah, well, okay, the Cody Laurent Hey, Norman
Briga, Tony and the man that goes by the name of the Shark and
also someone called Tony Tony Schmidt, who unfortunately can't be with us today.
We could not get a hold of him. But they are. They are
under the under charge for unlawfully holding, unlawfully taking over the other worldly brewery
and murdering and and doing a murder. He says, scrabbling his papers.
I'd like to call my my I'd like I'd like to call my first witness.
It snows like you've got this, honey, you've got this. I'd
like to call my first witness, someone who was there to see the murder
happen and to testify to the forgeries. Mister Douglas Rat, and you see
approaches the bench and the shark just go it's okay for our for our audio
listeners. The shark just mouthed, I'll fucking kill you, okay. And
then I looked at Jesus and I got for our audio listeners. He just
looked at if the shark looks for Jesus and and mimes the fact that he's
not being serious, so that Jesus doesn't think he's a he's a murderer,
okay. Douglas Rat walks up to the to the witness bench and Bill Scruple
says, it's it's I'm under the impression that you are you you you saw
the murder of Hops happened, and witness to the forgery. Yes, says
Douglas Rat. Right, would you like to give you a formal testimony?
Yes, Douglas Rat sort of looks, he looks a bit scared at the
ground, but he says, ah, I'd like to first he say that
Hops was a scrat. He wasn't a human. He was a scrat named
rat Dan, and he was murdered by those men. And also a guy
called Blackbeard. Black was there. They they they tracked it down to his
house and they murdered him. And and then later on they forced me to
pretend to be him, and I saw them forge his signature on documents.
Bill Scruples then gets out what are the documents? Says, we couldn't believe
that these were forgeries because they're perfect. They are the best forgeries I have
ever seen in my life. I've never seen a forgery this strong before.
Ajact Object say, how do you know their forgeries? Fucking object, Jesus,
it is not at any point I'm really following Ron's leader. Okay,
So He's not that. But what the defendants didn't realize is maybe would be
fulled by these forgeries. We have Douglas Ratt here to to testify against them.
But Hops already had an inheritance plan set up before he before all of
this, if he ever were to retire, and this contradict's actions is it's
out of character for him. His son Brick was meant to inherit, which
is why the prosecution assumes that defendant also found this inheritance plan and in case
something like this came up, they also murdered Brick and what whoa no,
we do that objection. Brick is alive? Brick alive? Right did?
Their friend? Douglas looks down and says, it's true they killed Brick.
What Yeah, I wish Tony was here. He would cast on of truth.
The truth would be just go crazy at a courtroom. Oh I didn't
even think of that. That would have been great. Yeah, are you
kidding me? Dude? There's nowhere. Yeah, I'm really concerned right now.
Snow turns to the defense and say, do the defense have anything they
want to add to this? Before I post my I like stand up with
like you know, just like I love you. Stand with your metal arms.
Just shoot through the desk, except for felling you off because you're so
strong and heavy. As as ENTRN stands, I'm going to test inhensibility on
him to give him advantage with charisma checks. Okay, beginning defense protocol.
What does that mean? It means I'm beginning defense protocol. Just don't worry
about it. Go ahead. I look. I don't look at Douglas.
I don't look at scruples. I don't look at any of them. I
look directly at Chief Justice snow correct. Yeah's High Justice snow right, Chief
Justice snow I am come from the future, your future, to relay the
sad way that your life will eventually end, and you have a choice to
save everything right now in the future I come from you have prossed, prosecuted
judgment against these people. You claim everything that you've wanted, and they go
to jail forever. However, this starts at chain of events which leads you
to die alone, diseased, and sad. As you sit there in dustin
detritus, you wish only one thing, for your life to be renewed,
and for you to go back and change everything the way it was Therefore,
I am here to make sure you don't do this now and Tron's voice modulates
to change to Snow's voice, but an older Snow, and it's like,
please, my life was wasted. I should have just let them have the
brewery. I shouldn't even have bothered with them. And now I'm dying and
it's cold, lonely. Please, I wish I could just go back and
change everything. That is why I am here. You have the fate of
the world in your hands, Snow. Is he just lying? Wow?
Okay, I mean the lawyer, right, Yeah, he's the best lawyer
right. Snow looks dumbfounded. Your actions will eventually lead to the end of
the storia and the most tragic conclusion to your life. You could change it
all right here? Would you be willing to formally testify that defense. I
just have Washington, she says, up to Washington. Washington's up there,
uh, looking down from the gallery. Could we get a zone of truth
for Antroon please? Oh, and Washington, please understand that if we lose
this trial, eventually she'll turn on you and Jesus you will both die at
her hands. She will rule the world and then end it because of her
cool, calculating nature. Yeah, I think I know what I'm doing.
I'm the president here. I'm not gonna be threatened by someone animatronic. Uh
listen, I just want to get to the truth of this matter. I
feel ashamed that I've let murderous like you guys work for me for so long.
So I'm happy. I'm happy to zone of truth on you, on
you guys, and we can get the truth out of this situation. So
just to clarify, Yeah, out of character. Yes, is lying out
of his little robotic asshole right now, right, absolutely, absolutely, But
that's what Cody was expecting. You. You guy has a strategy to like,
Okay, I'm gonna I have to figure out a way to sway snow.
So that's what I'm doing. It's a good it's a good tactic.
Here's the thing about the zone of truth that you guys were talking about earlier,
is you you have to remember, you guys did kill hops. So
didn't technically kill hops. It was according to some what it was a blackbird.
Oh, but it was still you guys collectively, You guys still had
intent to kill on hops. You guys did. Yeah, But if I
said if I said I did not I did not personally kill Hops, that's
not technically a lie. Okay, I'm gonna say. I could say I
never killed Brick, or if I've killed Hops with a magic attack, I
never physically killed Hops. I didn't want to have to to do this,
Snow says, but the points that you have have have risen have very well,
Well, here's here's what here's what Cody will say. Yes, he's
going to say, regardless of the truth about the future, whether or not
that comes to pass. I think that's just something for you to consider.
What we need to get to the truth of the matter is why the hell
Douglas is lying to us right now about the events that happened Douglas. Douglas
has already testified all this to me in private under zone of truth, and
it's true. Why can he testify publicly under his zone of truth? Bill
Bill looks over it and goes, we we we don't find any need to.
All witnesses go under scrutiny before before testifying, and we we have already
determined that Douglas is trustworthy. That doesn't make any sense. He looks up.
He looks up at Snow, like like, did I say the right
thing? Fine? You want the truth? Oh, mister Washington, Yes,
you're a fellow American. I am an American. I'm the American.
I'm the best American that ever lived and ever will live. Yeah. The
three tenants of being an American citizen? What are they? Freedom? Justice,
and commercialism mm? Cutthroat business mm. We ran a brewery and we
still do. And we had a rival. We went to meet that rival
and discuss business with him. His name was Hopps. Only we came to
find out that that was not the case. We were not dealing with a
guy named Hopps. We were dealing with a scrat impersonating a guy named Hops.
And we also that scrat burned down our brewery. Also that scrat burned
down our brewery. He was you know, he sent mercenaries to kill us,
et cetera, et cetera. It was very hostile. We came to
defend ourselves and have negotiations. We discovered his true nature and a fight broke
out. The result of that fight was not in the favor of rat Dan,
who you will now know is that the the man pretending to be Hops.
And after we killed rat Dan, we thought it was only right in
the American way for us to claim his business as our own and not let
it pass down to this brickfella. Brick was our companion. He never once
raised a concern about the objection. Says the objection objection. Brick is a
child, your honor, Brick is a child. He he can't be he
can't be held to the same accountable for the same sort of scrupulation that an
adult can. He's not going to raise objection because he's scared. Objection to
the objection, I'm a ballue objection. He is not a child or some
new ages by stop with the balloons or ages by eighties standard that should be
comparable to that of humanoids or whatever name for humanoids is applied here. He
is a creature made of believe it or not, bricks. And also we
have not confirmed his death. I have not seen a brick pile. I
don't know what that would be. But last we saw him, he's a
fine and dainty. We have not been alerted to our friend's death. And
if the court is trying to avail us of this information right now, it
is being done in an extremely unprofessional way. When were we allowed to enter
things into evidence. When was the evidence reviewed? When were we given time
to develop a strategy? This object your objection right now. This is a
camel court or whatever the terminol kangaroo court, and you can fy the way.
You also said my name wrong. I'm the murderer, firmly norn as
the shark or pit bull. That's disrespectful. Uh fuck you, fuck this
court. We win. I'm out, then, says objection overruled. The
your qualms with our historian legal system is not relevant in the case at hand.
Brick is confirmed to be dead and we have evidence to believe as such.
We also, in the autopsy found out that he was a child.
Hy that logic, I am almost a child, for I have only been
created a week ago in uploading disinformation. You're like a child represent us by
this logic, and clearly I am not. So Therefore Brick was not either.
Brick was not a man made out of your pause. Therefore means that
I have on this argument spelling error. Brick was a socially anxious child with
incredible latent magical prowess. He was Brick is a child, and I'm gonna
keep talking about him as if he's alive, because until I see a body,
I don't believe a damn word out of anyone here. If Brick is
a child, how could you expect him to legally inherit and own a business
of that size. Someone would need to come in and look after it in
his way, you know. Intence. Bill Scruple says, But that person
would be someone already in the business. I e. Snow, show me
where the laws that says it has to be that right here? He shows
you the Lord, it says it right there. Jokes on you. I
can't read. Well, there's the reason why we made Ripper run a lot
of the stuff. He was someone that was working within the company, and
we would happily give at the time to give the company the brick wind the
company. I let him have it. Objection. Ripper at the time of
employment was just a contract security guard slash receptionist. He wasn't even a full
time employee. And these guys like THEO, these guys have promoted him to
chief of Operations, which he deserves to be, which he's amazing. He's
great. Objection. The prowess of Ripper is irrelevant to the situation. These
newfound CEOs took him to a position that he didn't earn through his own merit,
and it is a null and void position because you guys are not the
CEOs of other Worldly Brewery. It should pass down to Brick, who now
being deceased, and you killed Brick. I have I have an objection to
make here, guys, when looking at the documentation, which I will admit,
we did look at documentation and see that Hopps was the owner of the
brewery. Correct, Hopps doesn't exist. Yeah, all the documentation is null
and void. And he's sure he ever did was fake abjection under court of
Historia. Hopps was his historian name, and despite being a scratch, he
still had a historian identity and and and therefore it's it's still legally binding to
him. It's so a scrat can wear a suit and get fake documentation pretending
to be someone else. That's legal. Yes, he had documentation saying that
he was Hops. This scraat was also bullshit. Yeah, and it's you
get some gas from that actually, But Snow then says, as part of
this legal proceedings, we are also formerly with and also through Douglas's new new
position as as Chief Taylor in the city. We are formally recognizing the scratters
as Vestorian people and forgiving them of all previous crimes of impersonation. Oh that's
really nice, because that would have happened after the fact. And it's illegal
to retroactively change laws and trying to apply to us before you enforce them.
Yeah, but I think you guys are misunderstanding the situation here. No,
I think you are misunderstanding. I possess a high yield nuclear device inside of
my chest. Cat I another point out when he said that we all look
shocked our planets. Well hold your horses, then, soldier says, George
Washington a nuclear to us? What the fuck is that? Indeed, Plan
A was for me to be a lawyer. Plan B was for me to
be ten nine cool cool cool, No board, mister President, Yes,
President Washington, that's me, my president, your president, this core President.
You must see that this court is a mockery to the American way is
It is making a fool out of democracy. How can the person laying these
claims down be the one judging everything? Well? Snow, did convince me
that she was the woman for the job of setting off the laws and systems
in Vestoria after we lost the monarchy, and she was very persuasive, he
says, blushing slightly, and did the people have a say in this?
We had the people had to say in who the president was, which was
me, And now I'll make the decisions. I do want to point out
the history nerded me as furious because George Washington he thought about the abuse of
power. Me too, Like, yeah, I was like that as soon
as George Washington showed up in this. But you just crown. No,
this is a parallel universe George Washington, where he is very obsessed with power.
George, George my president. There is a severe lack of jury here.
So don't you think there's the conflict of interest that snow? The one
who's going to get to the business is the one civil jury's. Civil trials
don't get jury's I'm sorry, the shark is very familiar with legal proceedings.
Civil trials do not get jury's period. That's not a thing. Damn,
that is true. Bill Scruple says, all Vistorian trials don't have juries.
They just presided over by judges. And in this one it is snow.
And if you remember, snow is not the one charging you with the crimes.
I am Yes, I'm Bill Scruples. Ah and and and and yes,
she she is going. It is true that she will inherit the company.
But this Victorian legal system makes no rhyme or reason. Therefore, let
my clients go, or I will detonate my chest bomb. This is a
threat to our to our to our legal system, says George Wasson. You
are a threat to the legal system. How could you the president? And
I say that in a heavy like italicized fond. Okay, you have installed
yourself as a king. That the general is the difference between you and the
previous monarch. That will be another Really, George Washington, it's a robot.
If you guys are unhappy with this, vote for someone else in the
next elect Wow, okay, I can I talk kind of a sidebark with
my party real quick? Yeah? Yeah, we all we huddled together,
guys. We're not gonna win here. I think that's why. I yeah,
really hoping that appealing to his democracy would kind of, you know,
change the round back. He seems pretty We call the bluff. We just
get up, walk out of the courtroom, go to the brewery, and
we send a message saying if anyone comes tries to take it from us,
the bomb goes off and when okay, then I detonate the payload. Okay,
yeah, if they come and try and take it, very well,
what are they gonna do? What are they gonna do? There's a thing
I'm not against us just walking out here. But I don't think we should
spend our time defending the brewery. I think we should move on or trial.
Is that a thing here? You have anything to add? I'm ready
to puss judgment? Can we invoke a trap tomb as well? No?
Oh, never mind? Sorry then okay, yeah, then we're good.
We don't want to hear you try if you try anything. She eyes up
all of the guards in the general. There are people in here that will
be able to take care of you, like you do understand the power of
an explosive that I have correct. I don't want will be obliterated when this
detonates. I don't believe you. I'm a level of night age seven six.
We're still within a one kilometer rate. It's like, dude, snow
quick question, what are the consequences of being found guilty? Like we don't
actually know, Like what what happens if we if we really killed and forged
and stole, and you say that that's what happen based off of one witness,
So we haven't. We don't know the charges. No one read out
the fucking charge. That's that's the charges are unlawful repossession of of of the
other Worldly Brewery and two murders. The trial, this is the civil trial.
You murdered and you murdered Brick. We haven't break for months. This
is what are you talking? What are the consequence before? If we're moving
over the consequences, I'm very happy to negotiate on that front. We usually
murder would land you, you know, capital punishment, prison for life.
But I'm happy for anyone. I'm happy that if you guys plead guilty,
you just hand over the Company of the other Worldly Brewery back to uh.
You know, it reverts all of the changes you've made, and that means
that I will inherit and I'm happy that that will be the result of this
trial, and it will lead to the destruction of the world and you will
die. It's a sad life. You would wish things were different. I
haven't. I haven't, I haven't. Just for fact, the future.
Yes, from the future. For what it's worth. Can I get a
Can I get a zone of truth? Just for me? Just on you?
Yeah, I just want to say some things that that nobody here can
deny its true. Okay, but you have to answer my questions. Why
No, I'm just I want to make a statement. Okay, I allow
you to make the statement, but afterwards, if the statement doesn't come with
a confession to the murder. This is why I installed the bomb like this,
they're gonna do this, Bush. This is why I have Washington,
Washington, Zone of truth on Cody, get into the zone of truth square,
I get into the zone of truth square, Washington costs the zone of
truth over over Cody and I choose to fail. Yeah. Yeah, we
had no idea that Brick was dead. We did not murder him. In
fact, we haven't seen him in a little while. But he was a
friend to us. We took down hops in a in a in a matter
of self defense after a business meeting gone quite wrong, and he hired mercenaries
and burned on our brewery. Yeah, he was a pretty bad guy.
Not that that you know, qualifies murder. Like I say, it proved
self defense. If he tried to kill us with mercenaries. Yeah, we
took over the Hobs Brewery in an admittedly hostile way, but we were not
aware that there were any legal benefactors, anybody that could inherit it, and
thus ends my statement we are innocent. Well, that's a good enough confession
for me. I'm I'm willing to pass judgment on the on the the Hops
murder trial and we what is it? Can I get in the zone of
truth? Yes, I scoot you over. I'm very scared, Washington.
I only have so many spell slots. Just keep up the same one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Uh. As someone who has spent
a long time back in my world being dragged a court, intimidating witnesses,
trying to corrupt judges, I would like to say, objectively, not even
subjectively, this is the worst trial I've ever seen. And you have so
little face guard safeguards in place to make sure that you don't have someone just
trying to benefit themselves for an outcome that I wouldn't respect the outcome of this
case no matter what. But I'm not gonna lie running a company. It's
not really important for us anymore. So I think we're probably going into being
okay with just giving you the company, and then if he wants to set
off his bomb later, I'm fine with that too. Okay, thank you,
well, oh that was very unwanted you. Again, as I said
before, the criticisms of this the country's court is something that you can keep
to your own time and question. Can I have a query? Okay,
what's what is the point of having any type of court if you just decide
arbitrarily whatever you want there to be the case? Why even bother having this
system? Why even bother having this building? She smiles, or clearly a
totalitarian dictatorship. She smiles and says, I plead the fifth filth. She
doesn't know what the fifth is. Whatever. Whatever the shark said, I
do it well, I plead the fair four three. Again, your criticisms
of the court are irrelevant to this cut trial. So I think we're in
agreement that she slams her hammer down on the thing. I'm happy that we've
come through a peaceful conclusion here and these guys are guilty of unlawfully taking over
the other worldly brewery. Are we gonna go to hold out guys and try
to fight this, or are we just gonna go about her over day.
Well, let's just see what she says, okay, and if we're and
if you guys will be polite enough to not kick up a fuss and essentially
plead guilty, which is what I felt like Cody did. We we will
forgive and forget the little murder cases forgiven. I just told you that there
were no murders. We we we would need a more extend trial for that.
And I think everyone here is quite very busy. And as long as
as long as the other Worldly Brewery falls into its proper hands of then I'm
very The next in line to inherit the brewer Bill Scruple's shuffles of paper.
She is the branch manager of the capital, which is directly under Hops,
so it goes it would go Hops and then obviously his descendants, and then
it goes to the branch managers and the capital. No, no, she
was always the branch manager of the capital. Can I say that we need
to retain at least the brewery that we owned before we merged? Oh yeah,
in a you would, you would you would retain whatever property you had
the Worldly Brewery? Yeah? Well the name, yes, well was the
brewery before the other worldly Hops Brewery. So you were going to get Hops
Breury and we're going to get other world like the name at least. Yeah,
so you can keep the name. But if if I remember correctly from
from what you were testifying, your otherworldly brewery burnt down? Did it not?
Yeah, but we could just make another one if you really wanted to.
We probably don't. Like you're like guys, we don't actually care that
much. Yeah, we have input in money. Let's just pressure in the
business world by selling free beer. She slaps to have it down, and
she says, what, I'm happy with that. Guilty all right, and
you are now no longer the owners of of of Hopps Brewery Corporators and all
of the breweries that exist all throughout Vistoria. Uh now lawfully being handed over
to Yeah, what's your well, let's go on my like criminal record like
back at home as well. No, I don't know what you mean by
back at home, but okay, all right, cool, cool, just
making sure this is like killing a guy in international waters, it doesn't count.
Can we leave now? Yes? Yeah, of course you'll free people
now, magic missile, I'd lighting I was programmed to detonate my bomb in
case we lost. Is that still a thing? No, that's fine.
Yeah, wait fifteen minutes and then do it. Hey, guys, can
we just get out of here real quick? No, that would be a
huge loss of civilian life. Unfortunately, maybe just get the brewery. Sorry,
sorry that your like. Entire lineage was built up to this trial and
Tron, well, it was a trial. I was programmed to make sure
you would win a rather irrelevant trial. Yeah. Had we known that there
was no chance, then that's why the bomb was programmed. Can we keep
you around though for a later fight? I don't know if I will still
exist, but sure, he is my purpose. He is my purpose.
What was I made for? He? Only he only lost for a day
before he goes back to Anthony. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah.
Oh, is there any places that we need to destroy within a day's
walk? It would be less. He's he's been entering for about twelve hours
or so, because it was last night he transformed. Yeah, do we
know where Snow's house is? I don't know. If you know where her
house is, you know where her offices are? Can you minimize just to
blow up? No? Okay, we've got things. No, we don't
want to kill civilians. We don't want to kill civilian No, we got
these towers to estivate. You know what the problem is. I'm so petty
right now. I neuinely want to start up another business just to ruin hers.
But we don't exactly have time for that. But I really want to
do it. Wait, technically, why don't we have time for that?
I got to get home. We have spent months and months here already.
I'm having fun. Listen, I need to get back to the real world.
Okay, is this? Can I get my levels and classes in a
monkeyet? What's going on? Yeah? Yeah, you'll have Jesus time after
this if you want to Jesus time. Jesus time. Yeah, all right,
Well, yeah, I guess we're just going to walk out of the
cour house. You guys get get escorted out of the courthouse by the guards,
and and then you're left outside. And you could already see workers that
are like running around changing the branding and all the other worldly breweries and stuff
like immediately and all of that, and the little feathers standing outside, and
goes, how did it go about as well as it could have? I
am still functional. Unfortunately, you know, we should have done guys,
we should have negotiated is buy and get back. We have money. I
don't think anything would have worked. It feels like no. I mean we
still technically could just buy it back. You you lost West Yeah, yeah,
we lost the entire brewery company. Uh, we still have the otherworldly
brewery name. What will happened to Ripper? He'll go back to working for
hops. Probably Wait, they killed Brick Well did they actually killing? Hold
on, I'm gonna cast he was working for me as a friend and now
he's dead as a friend. I'm going to cast a loc at creature and
try and look at brick Is if he's in the city, she'll be able
to detect him. And would that be able to determine whether or he's alive?
Oh? You just uh does it have to be a living creature?
So that's one question that means he's dead. Well, it might not.
I would be able, you know, I'm I'm just saying it doesn't say.
I guess if something is that is a is dead, they don't count
as a creature anymore because they're just an object. There's just a question.
You're right, So you activate locate creature and you cannot find anything. Oh
fuck, I think they might have killed Brick. I thought they were just
lying about that. Yeah, same, I just assumed it was a bluff.
Okay, we don't have time to start off the new business. I
agree, But are we really gonna let him away with murdering our friend?
No, that draws that crossed the line. But I don't want to kill.
We don't have to wait, we can we can cripple. Oh how
about that? No, we look, let's go back to Wellington, get
a bunch of money, buy the brewery off of them, break a couple
of kneecaps. I would like to try ice cream. You know what.
Yeah, before we deal with any of this, you only have twelve hours
of life left. Guys, Let's give this robot the best twelve hours it's
ever had. That sounds crazy. Just for the rest of the way,
you guys are just having like this fun time in the capital. Let's do
that all the attractions in the capital, all right, So it's just a
montage of you guys going you know, you're getting ice cream, but it's
Snow brand ice cream. You're going to see a play, but it's like
a play about how shit you guys are just sitting there like as a robot,
like like watching the play and eating the ice cream and just ripping through
your metal job. Is literally every place that you go for some sort of
entertainment has Snow branding on it in some way. You drink at the Snow
Brewery. Yeah, and that is what this montage it's it's it's both and
Tron's having a fun time of the city montage and also the weight of Snow's
commercial griff over Vestoria montage. I can't believe you made Washington evil. I
he's he's I don't know if he's evil. What are you talking about,
your objectively objectively evil? Yeah? No, yeah, he enjoyed simp bitch.
He's just being manipulated hardcore. He is just I did. I made
Washington an idiot, is what I've made him. He's always been an idiot.
Washington from day one has been moron in this universe, and he is
still an agent. I wouldn't say he's like you said, this universe.
I'm not pro American love of George Washington. What if I don't understand one
thing though? Thank you so much for this day by the way. It
was truly the most marvelous I now have the I now have a conscience.
Thank you you're giving me this. There's also there's one part in the montage
well, like Cody tends into like a hoss and runs like riding on the
back of him. Yip, be this is fun. I have thank you
Cody for teaching me fun. At one point, if we take you to
like just a place that has other machines and we're like, we paid them,
don't worry one thing. I don't understand though, If Snow has taken
everything from you, why not just terminate her life functions? I don't think
we could do but I don't think we could do that without you know,
causing a lot of and killed my friend. Now that you have showed me
the value of life, I understand I'm not big on revenge. Mmmm that
is my entire programming. Yeah, yeah, you know we have somewhere to
be. You could kill her. Well then, and I just you've just
sent a terminator off to kill Snow. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
what time it was? It was the evening. It was about eight nine
pm when he was summoned. So you guys have just had like this this
court trial of probably edited in the morning, right yeah, And they're like,
let's say it's like five or six right now, Ye, it's probably
the evenings. He has an hour left, hour two. I will I
will go exterminate. I will go wait wait, wait Snow, look and
trying. I can't. I can't send you to kill someone with a good
conscience. I can't do that. All right, this is this is our
problem. We'll figure it out. Wait, one question to clarify that.
Do you have cynthient? Are you actually sentient original programming? I? I
I I I I wouldn't feel too bad about sending it non sentient robots to
do murder. No, No, after that core case, are they just
going to think that we killed her? Yeah, obviously do we care?
Am I killing Snow or not? Democracy mode activated? Vote now? No,
No, no, you only care if you say killed. And it's
just a little a little tick just like on my like my monitor, just
one just like I'm gonna I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna try to just
sing the year man. I'm not going to be a petty bitch. Okay,
I'm better. I'm fine with murder. I just don't want to kill
myself. That's not true. I'm very I'm I'm trying to grow. Guys,
God damn it, you've made progress. You slowly started to give in,
but you held off longer than I did. Everyone in the chests,
like the chef, decide to check him upside because the will one hundred percent
say yes. Yeah, are you guys you don't know for certain? Are
you guys against the idea of buying back the brewery? Yeah, we have
too much going on. We have infinite money. There's no practical reason for
us to do it. He'd be crazy to give Snow infinite money, says
little than yea. If this is what she could do with a fuck ton
of money, what's he going to do with with Wellington's funds? Yeah,
just leave her to her own devices? Does I don't want to say,
I don't know about you guys? Yeah, I want to go home,
do it? No? I want to stay. I don't know, but
I do want to ask, is there, by chance any known business rivals
of Snow we could fund and that won't even have to do any work.
We can just fund her rivals. Any business rivals of Snow would have been
business rivals of you in the past, and I think you you don't have
any anymore, and fuck so and so neither does she because you don't because
my job, for example, a business rival would have been Juna's brew but
you employed her as like she technically is a subsidiary of the other Worldly Brewery.
But that was when we were in charge. That's still something to think
about. Yeah, I think the hire Ripper to start the other Worldly Brewery
again. Scratch, Yeah, and just I'll tell Wellington to fund the project
Ripper take down Amazon. Yeah, the cup competition. That's where we find
out this Snow's second name is Bezos. Yeah, she was this whole time.
I think we've lost focus. Yeah. I think we need to find
these last few towers, activate them, kill some gods, and get out
of here. Well. I don't know anything about that, but I wish
you good luck on your journey. Thank you, Antron, thank you.
I will now be returning to my own time, where I will tell them
that the prophecy of seven thousand years has failed. I do want to test
something. As Aron teleports out, I tried desperately to hold on to him
and I go, please get me out of here. Take me with you.
You get teleported to like the year nine thousand on Europa and just like
near this future world. All right, how about you embellish the details a
little bit, make us look cool, a hero in your own time.
Man, I can lie. Yeah, I think you may have just saved
the future. Lying solves every problem, just started a new religion somehow.
Yeah, all right, you you sla well you you spark off back to
Earth and Anthony reappears suddenly. All right, and Anthony, you have no
idea what's going on? Anthony, you have no idea how anything happened?
You? All right, I'm back everybody. It was really nice. I
got to see my wife. We got married in a day because I didn't
know what else I was going to see. You guys, congratulations, Yeah
here, thank you so much. You can celebrate. But we just spent
literally the entire day with antrons celebrating. What the fuck is an antron?
Oh he's like your ancestor, ancestors descendant descendant, So he's from Yeah,
he's from the future. He's the terminator. Did you win the trial?
No, it wasn't really, it was more us showing up to be recorded
literally was a trial. Well, at least I tried. That was the
best I have. Oh, you have no idea how much people tried for
this. You have no idea effort. The humanity was altered? All right?
God? Yeah, I mean you did seven thousand years of work,
Anthony. I mean I told you I told my wife about this that maybe
she passed it down to my chot. Okay, huh yeah. If you
told your wife about and then you disappeared again, your wife would be like,
oh shit, I'm good. Wait a minute, wait if that,
if that happens, then shit, do I get to go back again?
Or am I just gonna die here? Now? No? You got her
pregnant when you were back, and so we don't. Yeah, definitely.
I was gone for twenty four hours that I knew I was going to come
back here. What the hell did you think I would do? Anthony?
You are able to suffer people from your bloodline and replace yourself for a day
at any point. Cool, going into the future, all right, we
can do that. All right. That's a new feature. All right,
every time it's wildly different. Next time it's spider people. I have a
bunch of things planned for that. Don't worry about it. Yeah, okay,
so I understand that the importance of the toweries we need to focus on
that. But like one night of a little bit of pettiness and trolleyness towards
the brewery. Do that sound fun? Boys? What's your plan? I'm
thinking we definitely need to do something. Okay, so we lost the brewery,
then I don't know, you want to open another brewery? Oh?
I heard of this great prank, this one Roman guy did where you lit
the city on fire and played instruments. I don't think any I don't think
on fire is a great idea. I could transform into like a gigantic horse
and take a big ship outside of her house. That seems a lot more
petty, but also like not something that kill any civilians. So I think
we should go with that. What if we hire Ripa to like invent whiskey
and like vodka? All right, we would rip it back. We treated
rip A better than anybody, right, I can recommend. In Norman's had
it's like we upgraded him so much, like he was like a security guard.
CFO. The thing is you treated him worse, but you paid him
better. So yeah, I don't think we treat him by so much as
we just give him way more work than is Yeah, that one person could
do of his skill sets. Can we go talk to Ripple? I want
to know what, like, what do you thinks? I assuming he's like
now he felt power and like importance and now he's going back to like you
can. But he's in stag first. Yeah, that's like a week away.
Well, it's it's less, it's it's it's about three or four days.
Yeah, half a week away. Do we know where the rest of
the towers are and how many there are? Well Wellington? Does you you
know how many are left that haven't been lit up? You can see every
time you're in the town, the fountain, the fountain, you can see
that the od two that haven't been lit up are cleric and monk Washington,
okay, and Jesus and and Wellington knows what the last two hour. Let's
just talk to Wellington. Will will go because he's in the capital. Let's
talk to Wellington. Tell him what happened. By the way, guys,
since I knew I was coming back, I have a big backpack full of
guns that I brought from my time. Yeah yeah, no, no,
no, no, when you when you be you you do not bring equipment
with you. You not like the idea that he tried though, like yeah,
yeah, like some guns and then he disappears and all the guns just
fall to the floor. I keep my clothing, but not any backpacks.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so it works. Is
the second time you've not let tech bring back a gun? All right,
let's talk bring back a nuke though it was built into him you know.
Yeah yeah biology, yeah, yes, study of biology. Old Tony brought
things. Yeah, that does. That is true. Everyone has to bring
up the item one them that becomes their weapon or whatever. But yeah,
they have things. I had backpack up guns. I have my with Jesus.
Yes, well, yes, yes, so you're gonna go to Jesus.
You guys go to Wellington. Yes, exactly what happened last night.
So we'll spit up. You guys, do you want to do shocking Jesus
first? Yeahs to Jesus. Yeah to Jesus, so shuck you. You
go up to the Vice President's office again. You have your same sort of
conversation with a receptionist and she lets you through, and you're sitting and Jesus
is sitting there and he goes, Hey, dude, welcome in. Man.
Man, what a crazy courtrow. I didn't know you were the one
that was going to be the criminal. Yeah. I hope that doesn't reflect
on what we're trying to work on here. Like I know, man,
the law doesn't equate to justice. Morals and laws, they don't always coincide.
My guy, I understand, you know. And that's such a very
Jesus like thing to say. For him. I am Jesus, that's my
name. Jesus was a criminal. Yeah, he was right Jesus by flipping
tables and hitting people. Yeah, and he also got crucified. He got
criticized. The people in power get to the side, right. Look,
I don't want to talk about the trial. I really need to talk about
a change in life direction because yeah, I know you came from a kind
of rough time, so maybe you can understand. I have issues being around
people who have these rigid systems of life in place where you know, like
I have these companions who are great people and I really admire them, but
we don't relate. Right, Like Cody, he seems to have lived a
good life safe. I wasn't safe as a kid. My mom was a
prostitute. My dad died, I had to grow up on streets. There's
no hugs for me at the end of the day. And I was shipped
off to war when I was a teenager. I was given money until I
was serving my country and I blew other people's heads off. Now I come
back. The only way I could make a living because the pension didn't come
through, was joining gangs, and I made thy way through there. But
now I have infinite money, all these resources, and I'm realizing all this
horrible pain that my way of living life brought to others, and it's terrible.
I don't want to do that anymore. But at the same time,
it's all that I know that's crazy. Dude, sucks man, sorry to
hear it, or congratulations. Uh no, man, serious, for real,
for real. We've all been there. We've all had situations where it
feels like life is unfair and it's it's God testing us. But you've managed
to make it this far on your courage and intelligence, and yeah, you've
had to do some reprehensible things, but now you're you're able to make amends
for all that, and you know that's that's how I'm I supposed to caroled
to. How am I supposed to function though well in the society when like,
safety for me isn't in what other people feel. Safety all right,
that was as a kid. It is because other around people who are willing
to fight with me, and safety is because of the battle it just ended,
not because I had anywhere to go. What am I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to function? You have to find happiness and safety
in the connections that you make with others. You can make bonds and bring
happiness through means that aren't fighting or aggression. People care about you, and
more people will care about you the more that you care about them. It's
the cycle of humanity. It's what binds us altogether. Is that present that
it's our survival instincts to look out for those we care about. The more
friends you make, the less enemies you make. And will I uh,
well, the one thing I'm good at is taking care of situations that require
force. But I don't want to kill anymore. I want to just use
my hands to stop bad and help get my friends who still want to go
home home. I don't think all of them do anymore, but at least
some of them oh, I definitely do the window. Everyone you're curious about.
This force isn't necessarily bad, but excessive forces, anything taken to it
is extreme a child will be detrimental to your own well being and the well
being of those around you. The ways of the monk is to focus your
force into quick, decisive strikes or peaceful, forceful conversation. You can use
your abilities to be able to help others as opposed to propagating this vicious cycle
of pain that you're a part of. Then okay, let's trick. Can
we transition to montage of my montage just out the qurte, just out the
qut of my I saw it saying this just isn't Christian philosophy? Yeah,
all the other characters so you know, well, yeah, all right,
you guys are nobody in chat was there two thousand and twenty four years ago?
You know what I mean? I don't know, you know, Jesus
said, I mean, Jesus was Jewish too. He wasn't because that didn't
happen until after, you know, all right, so you everyone's like,
I was, all right, yeah, it was just good wisdom, though,
shout out the wisdom. Maybe the next the next Tony that will get
was one of the apostles or something? Do I have to like roll to
see how well I'm monk? Or do I just get two levels in monk?
I get? Well, No, I think it's it's it's one level
because we it up twice. You've only leveled up once to skipping, so
you'll get you get a level of monk, which we will. I guess
we will figure out all that ship post session between sessions. So yes,
you spend the night training and chilling and meditating with Jesus. You're yeah,
that's it. Daniel Green, for oline listeners, is doing actions, he's
doing movements, he's punching, He's a god. I just he's going to
break something at a second, and that will be so funny. I already
broke my wrists thing, you know. It's just like, yeah, I
didn't break my risk. I have a repeat stress injury from signing thousands of
pages, and yet yeah, I should be laughing. I'm so sorry.
It's the craziest, like I was gonna say, zero world problem where it's
like I'm so famous and I made so much money off my books that I
hurt myself signing them all off, but no, I'm so sorry. I'm
so sorry that yes, yeah, okay. So meanwhile, blind listeners,
Daniel B. Green has just started throwing wads of money in the air and
making it ran He's dancing around in the jacket, makes the movement and maybe
money you'll fall and like instead of the balloons. I want to make it
up. I'm not that rich and I did not make that much money.
Brandon's Hadison wishes he was Dadiel greed. Yeah okay. Meanwhile, in Wellington's
house, you guys go in bone Slow and Corey are they're chilling out.
They're all playing the Kai card game. Yeah that yeah, come out at
some point, but they were playing it. Hey, mister Wellington, Hey,
how did the trial go? No? Great, it wasn't really a
trial. Not great as in you lost the company, or not great as
in Washington and Jesus are mad at you. We lost the company. Okay,
I think Jesus deal with us. I I just I was here thinking
that you guys were going to stop fighting having to like kill a whole bunch
of Vestorian gods. No, no, like, it took a lot of
self restraint because Snow's a fucking bitch and I actually they may have killed our
friend Brick, and I'm still trying to hold myself back. But yeah,
we need to get the world. Yeah and wait, wait, wait,
wait, Brick's dead. He might be Yeah, they said that Brick died,
and they said that we killed him. But I mean, I've never
really met him, so I don't really know. Well to just know that
we pled guilty, so that they just took the company. I didn't have
to go any further because we're dedicated to the cause. And I still might
fuck up snow at some point though, let me everyone know. Well,
that's honestly. I've got to be rutally honest with you guys. I don't
really care about your company. I think I said that before. The important
thing that we want to do is take down these gods and stop the cycle
of Yeah, you know, and as long as you're still on good terms
with Washington and Jesus, we can continue to do that. Jesus for sure,
Washington, we're on terms with him, I think, I think,
Yeah, right, I don't hates us, Yeah, of course I am.
Yeah, you've really got a hold of your temper nowadays. Yeah,
I'm happy if I'm proud of you. Listen, if you got if you
came to my house and said, yeah, we killed the General, we
fought Washington, then I would have lost my ship. But you just losing
your company. That doesn't matter to me. I'm sorry. Also, I've
had quite a good time played the Ida D card game for Astoria with Corey
and Bone store here, even though it's only a two player game. Sir,
my goodness, that's a fabulous card game. Where can I find such
an amazing card game? Keep it? Keep an eye on this space.
And yah, I played it today. It's actually really good. You guys
plad it? Sorry, Okay, yeah, we have it. We have
a prototype on tabletop simulator. Yeah, it is really fun. All right,
sorry, yes we yeah, getting back on track. We need to
know where the next tower is, Which one Jesus saw or Washington Uncle Cleric.
I feel like I could describe both of them closest, I guess.
Yeah. Yeah. The Monk Tower is deep in the west in Noblin territory.
We haven't seen a Noblin since the first episode. I've ever seen a
Noblin. Yeah. The Cleric Tower is You're going to have to take a
boat. It's on the on the islands in the east. Oh my god,
it's the opposite They're in opposite directions. Jeez. All right, Okay,
me and Norman will take care. I mean, logically that's probably what
we would do. But we want to stay together as a party. But
the fights have been getting pretty hard with the gods. I think you need
to we need to stick together. All right, Let's let's head west.
All right, let's go west first. So we're we manipulate Snow into convincing
Washington to help us. I feel like we can convince Washington ourselves. I
know. I want to fuck up Snow. It doesn't seem very I want
to get something out of like us losing this brewery. I have to say
this. I could still hear you while I was taking a pee, and
you made me laugh by lecturing about his temper, and I was just like,
damn it. Did you piss? Like bounce up and down? I
kept it under control? You did. I can never do that powerful stream
day. Do you ever get like DNA pists? Yes? Yeah, right,
yeah, wait, like yeah, that's crazy when that happens. I
always feel like it's kind of artistic. I don't know why. Yeah,
Like I'm yeah, I like, I always want to take a video of
it, but like, who would I said that? I feel like D
and D the Boys needs a woman on the cast, you know, Kayla?
Yeah, I mean is probably the closest. Yeah, yeah, we
did try, and Kayla, yeah, we did try. We've already we
try to make it the title green We'll be replaced with Kayla. Oh my
gosh. Have did you guys ever like if you guys have siblings? Right,
did any of you ever like a fight with each other's peace streams?
All right, we need to we this is completely irrelevant to me. I'm
an only child. Yeah, we need to get out of here. We're
gonna we're gonna meet up with Jesus with the boys just like you. You
see, who can last longer? What are we doing? Like like,
no, let's let's just stop digging this hole, let's put down the shovel.
Let's wellington. Can you take a piss? No? But I really
need to go all the time. Thanks reminding me again, Anthony. I
can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't drink. I'm hungry, firstly,
desperate for a piss. Can't do any of that? Sounds like hell
anywhere which one is in the west, the Monk Tower. They it's deep
and Noblin territory last I checked. Right, let's meet up with Jesus.
Let's head west. Sounds good? All right, let's go. Okay,
you guys are then, So you guys are going to arrive at Jesus's office
at like post of shark training. So Shark has been training with Jesus all
through the night. It's probably like middle of the night. You guys rock
up and when you when you open the door, you see Jesus And what
pose would shark b in that moment? I just tried to do it and
I can't because my cast and that made me feel really stupid. But I'm
trying to do the thing where there's one hand like vertical, you know what
I mean? Y yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't do that though.
Yeah. You open the door and the Shark and Jesus are their peace
streams are crossing over. Yeah, this must be the training of the Monk.
Yeah, Dark you broke your wrist? Are you okay? Wow?
He just for audio listeners, h Daniel Green just flipped off tecking and he
was devastating and he will never recover from now. Lethals in. I gotta
snake with the boys. All right, tack the mic, tell them high.
All right, how's training going? I am now wait ah if I
want to still be a vicious dog, but a cuddly zen one, I
am now chihuahua. No, my god, no, been around vicious They're
horrible. Yeah. No, I'm just still the pit bull because pit holes
are misunderstood. They're actually beautiful. Love them. They're very good. All
right, you trained. I'm just I am the actual pit bull. Now,
oh you're the actual pit bull in brackets, fully realized. Yeah,
the true activated pitbull. Hey it's the other criminals. How are you guys
doing? Man? Hey, Jesus many many We are technically criminals. Now
yeah, we're looking for the Uh. We were gonna start heading towards the
monk tower. If you guys man ready to head out? What what is
that? Do you see that? You see that? Whoa? Whoa?
I'm so ready. I'm just gonna like, even if I'm not impressed,
I'm gonna like, holy shit, you moved so fast. I didn't even
see those punches. How many were there? Was? Like thirty? Like
for audio listeners, don't agree this punch in the air very rapidly. He's
doing like a flurry of blows. It's faster than whatever you are imagining right
now, all your listeners, it's faster than that. I want to see
me run it out mountain in the back. I want to see me do
it again. Yeah yeah, all right, hey, yes, so what
is that? So Jesus? You know that there's like gods in this world
that we're trying to beat. Uh, there's no god but my father.
I don't believe in anything, right, Yeah, they're like fake gods,
you know, they themselves. Well, we got to fake god. Yeah
yeah, yeah, Well there's only two left. We got to go to
their like shrine activated with your necklace, beat them this thing. I can
take it off, man. Yeah, it's so annoying, and then we'll
get back to our own world. Wow. But what about my vice president
duties here? And what about your Secretary of Agriculture construct what you are a
member of the government as well, Cody, And I can't remember what your
role is. Yeah, you were Secretary construction, right, yeah, secretary,
yeah, yeah, secretary. I don't think I don't think I'm gonna
have that job anymore. Hm hm, that's a good point. I mean,
yeah, Washington's he's got a little bit of the deep end. Man.
Yeah, Hey, he's happy, you know, he's happy. Cool.
Sometimes happiness is the most important thing in life, don't you agree?
Sure, we all have our own paranoia. Remember when I used to wear
that gas mask? Oh? Yeah, does he not anymore? No,
the whole time, I've just been imagining him with a gas man. Yeah,
ever since I was it was just a phase, you know, ever
since vice president. I just started to think about it. The air that
we breathe in, it changes inside of us to whatever we want it to
be. And how like carbon dioxide. But yes, carbon dioxide, But
however we use that air defines ourselves. And so I don't care if this
air is in God's air, it becomes God's when I breathe it. Wow,
so true, live laughing shoun. We wait until tomorrow, until we
leave. It's quite late. You guys want to chill here? Oh,
I'm covered, I'm gross, I'm tired. Yeah, you guys want to
have a sleep over here? I can get out the bedrolls I have,
I have, I have months to munch. It's a it's a new sort
of it's like a potato type thing in a bag. It's it's from snow
Corp. All right, you guys want some months to munch. Yeah,
I'll try, I'm sure. Yeah yeah, Okay, you guys have a
sleepover with Jesus and eat money. Yay, incredible. How's the supper?
It's not your last? I hope this isn't the last bag of bunch of
the Bunch I ever eat. I low. He now wants some to paint
the last supper. But do they have monster a bunch in America. I
don't know what this is. I don't think google it. I don't know
if you were just making that up or if it's a thing. It's really
good at making British exclusive references, but not realize. Yeah, I've never
seen this before. It looks good though. It's like a crisp. I
don't even think it's potato. It's like a corn puffed corn chip. We
call them chips here. Yeah, but it's like a puff thing. Yeah
yeah, it's a corn snack apparently things that are similar to that. I've
had corn based like puff snacks before. Yeah. Yeah, I want to
I want to paint an image. We have a few more friends come over,
like you know, we also have like if people be prey bone,
so leaning our backs against the wall, like I'm kind of standing like pointing,
and then we just happened to perfectly get in the post perfectly, but
like bean bags and yeah, exactly, you're all eating like chips off the
ground painting. He's kind of doing this. He's just handing two blunts.
Oh does Norman get offered weed? Yeah? Probably, Oh for sure.
Yeah, all right, well then he's gonna smoke it and then he's gonna
look at Cody and be like, let's go take a ship in front of
Snow's office, Norman and Cody by his Cody's gonna turn into it, like
just like the biggest type of hals he can and march towards Snow's office in
the dead of night. I did see. Oh yeah, those that don't.
I'm in Mguire's house right now, which is why I'm wearing his cool
jacket. Oh I'm not hoping he's gonna come in and just start yelling about
you wearing his jacket. He's watching the stream in the other room. I
know because he's playing it so loud that I can hear the guy. There's
like an echo speak. That's the po light way to say McGuire, turn
it down. Some of them finish. Wait, I can make him turn
it down. No, he's gonna turn it up. He would turn it
out. That will make him turn it up. You don't know McGuire.
That's that just sounded like a McGuire ad lib. Are you related to McGuire,
by the way, I'm just gonna talk directly to McGuire now, Lindsay
McGuire, because that's the only McGuire I've known. I was thinking from Yeah,
Mark McGuire. No, I don't know Mark McGuire. I don't watch
baseball. If me and mcgui are married, I would be Mark McGuire.
Oh wow, like the baseball player. No, we can't. We can't
hear you McGuire. He's in the chat's he's in the chat. He's in
the chats. Also laughter coming from the other room. They are listening.
Yeah, so yeah, I'm assuming I would take a ship outside of Snow's
office plant and goes fine, Yeah, so you guys troll? Yeah,
are you doing it stealthily? No? No, I don't know. We're
gonna were a Vanda like we're like I was a thing of laying her house
on fire, decided not to. Can you get the windows instead of trying,
you know, instead of standing into a horse, I'm gonna ten into
the giant ap just so I can fling the ship like a monkey does.
Okay, So you take a ship as a horse or as a monkey,
as a monkey, as a monkey outside of her house in like it's like
three am on No, no one's there because it's her office, it's not
her house, and you just stop flinging the ship at the windows, splattery
across it, laughing. I love how this de escalated from set off a
nuke to light the town on fire to just throw ship at her house.
Yeah. Could you light the ship on fire? Though? Actually I mean
I could. I don't know how much damage that would do. Like I'm
assuming the building is like like stone. Yeah. Yeah. The problem is
other people work here, you know. Yeah, all right, fine,
we'll just at some point I'm gonna fuck with Snow. I promise that.
Yeah, yeah you can. For now, towers are prioritized. We need
to be on a good relationship with Washington, like once, once you get
Washington and Jesus to do that, towers. You could go crazy. Yeah,
we can go crazy. There's no stopping is I might just tell the
gods that actually I don't want to kill them, and my wish is for
them to kill snow Okay, especially they killed I keep on forgetything like like
Brick might be dead and they might have killed them, like they might be
the ones that killed them. If Brick said, then is one hundred percent
them? Yeah, that's related. It's an unrelated forklift accident. He just
fell over one day and just like you know, like a Lego man dying
Lego video games, you had a brick attack, had a brick attack.
He bricked himself. Damn it. That's so much funnier. What up?
Well there, That's what people should be like on those like comedy paddle shows,
whenever anyone says a joke, everyone else would go, oh fuck,
he's so much funnier than I have. He had brickle settle anemia. That
took a bit, but like, oh god, okay, wow, okay,
you guys all long rest. You're resting in the offices of Jesus having
your big sleepover, and it becomes the morning you guys are now going to
take your time to journey forth into the west or is the anything else you
guys want to do before journey to the west, journey to the west along
the way? Yeah, yeah, well that's that's that's that's a monk attire.
He's holding like a staffy. You don't know what the monogue? What
if then is just on wu Kong? I don't know. We could take
him? Can I select my monk God? Oh no, you choose it?
Okay, yeah, you choose it. Sorry, you're not getting any
any sort of god. You're just getting a level into a monk. Yeah,
you're just a But I want to I want the monk god for no
reason, just to be Muhammad Ali. I want that guy. It's not
gonna be an easy ye guy. Okay, anyway, it could be anything
you guys who a who you bringing with you? Be anything you want to
do before you go, Because you're bringing Jesus. I think we want us
to be streamlined, right, So I don't think we want to bring bones
Law and Corey and other people. Hachiko do you like? Yeah? A
little further, I think I think we bring the core party and Jesus does
that inclus in Jesus rulers in Jesus I was, I was saying even less.
Yeah, just like just the four I feel like is actually very helpful
to the party. M just dog and you're not bringing no do you want?
I will say if they're gonna be more people than just us that are
Brewers were the brew we have the well, yeah, we're no longer the
CEOs. Okay is Finn? Okay? Do we check on Finn? Oh
my god, we have so many things to keep track of. Has been
long gone starting his own life? I mean, Finn is in the capitol.
Yeah, you don't know what his current situation is. Last you knew,
he's under the care of George Washington. Yeah, yeah, before we
leave. Actual at this point George Washington might might age just killed him.
Mm hmm yeah, why don't we check on Finn before we leave? Also,
if you're Pipple, does that make Finn paw is a kid name?
Yes? Hey, you got a new name. Well Wellington Wellington is also
looking up after it's Wellington and washing to respond to joy responsibility, So we
could we could ask Wellington when what's we give him a call up. Wellington
also technically works in the government as well. He's just not because of macanicis
you guys came up with. He's just not doing much. Okay, what
do you say Finn is doing? Okay, So in the morning you go
around to Wellington's house. He's sitting there, he's he's drinking some tea.
Its falling through his skeleton body. He goes, hey, Finn, huh,
he's okay, Okay, yeah, we're good guys. We we I
don't need more information. I do not need more information. That is all
that I need. Okay, you're a caring dad. He doesn't want to
get exactly. Little Father turns to Cody and says, would you like me
to go find Ripper? Honestly, I was. I was considering you coming
with us because at this point in your training you're really handy in a fight.
Yeah, because I really did a number on those brain guys. I
was thinking that if you guys were still wanted to do brewery stuff, that
some of us would be able to go with Ripper and start renovating the place
in Lengo Hearts. That's we have so many allies. Yeah, we need
to start making hold on. Can we lay down a plan for like bone
slow Ripper jew Lag like anyone that we have in the squad of people.
We just want to make a squad out of, like our our leftover brewers
and like any any out Yeah yeah and okay, So you've got this squad
that is Bone Slaw, Corey, Little Feather Hatchiko jew Lag, a Ripper,
he's in Stagfirth. Ye, Corey, Yeah, I included. It's
like six people. Yes, what do you what do you want them to
do? We want them to organize these people and do a business. We
want them to find Ripper sorry, yog the B team, the B team,
this is yeah, the other Worldly Brewery be team. Ye. Find
Ripper in Stagfirth, buy him out of whatever contract he's in right now with
Hops Brewery and install him as the the CFO of the Worldly Brewery and reorganize
and start putting things together for us. Because once we're finished with these towers,
I think that's gonna be our key to just fucking with Snow before we
leave. Yeah, priority prioritize challenging Snow and annoying her as much as possible
within legal means. Like Ripper knows all of the people that we bought out
while we owned Hopsprewery. Yeah yeah, Now legally they should all be technically
independent now because all those contracts will be void because it was those that did
them. So he should be able to like get them all involved in the
other world brewery, people like Juna, people like the ice devils in the
Yahaya, mobilizing all the NPCs to they they they're lined up like a bunch
of soldiers and they will individually like salute to you. Yeah, do you
like He looks a bit sad, and he gives a quick look to to
Pitbull and he goes, I can do my best. I feel like,
you know, a good brewery and he's a good lawyer. Yeah too,
right, Corey's and if we succeed, I'm staying here and you and are
getting married and running the breweries. This is gonna be fun. Don't play
with my heart like that. No, that's the plan. Let's go.
He is there, Corey. You you figured out your your deal yet?
You know what's ah? I don't know, but maybe this will be a
journey of self discovery for me hopefully. All right, best look everyone,
make sure to keep you in a cage at night. Oh yeah, they
will. They will go off as a big yes. I was gonna say,
I need to stop making promises to do, Like, I don't know
why I can't stop. We're just proposed to. Yeah, this is crazy
thing to promise and not mean. It just happens. It's like sneezing.
Oh man, well you got to follow through, dude, there's no other
way. Fuck. Oh I hate when you sneeze and you follow through.
Anyway. It would be really funny if we like did this like big,
like, yeah, let's go and do our plans and then we leave the
city and we're both getting the same way. Yeah, to be honest,
because Snackfirth is to the west, so fare well everyone. So yeah,
they're just like walking like road, but it's on the opposite sides of the
road. We're not saying anything. It's just you're going a little bit more
southwest. I guess you've had a long journey ahead of you. It's all
right. This is like a good week, maybe a week and a half
travel you Jesus with you guys. Is there anything that you guys are going
to do or want to do during this journey doing karate the entire time?
Yeah, like whatever vehicle we're like riding hole, driven arge or whatever.
Jesus take the wheel absolutely, But yeah, I think on the way there's
nothing in particular code he's gonna do. Okay, same, Yeah, I
think that you guys want to talk to Jesus about now that he's here,
so like, are you the real Jesus? Like, no, bullshit,
are you the real actual Jesus? I am really Jesus. I'm glad that
I'm so fle Yeah, you're like God, right, Yeah, God's mom
Daddy? Is he also you? Who is the governor of Rome? When
you were killed? He gives you the all right something about Jesus God Daddy
that is I'm not religious? And that felt wrong. That was like,
what the hell Daddy God? Yeah? Oh gosh, all right? Yeah
man, No, I think I think I don't at this point that we've
seen so much shit in this journey and met so many characters and it seems
like so much stuff within the world that meeting the actual Jesus and traveling with
him is one of the more kind of believable things. Hey, don't worry
about food, guys. Maybe I got that mortification on luck. Yeah,
he could just do that. He's also magic, he's legit Biblical Jesus,
only fish and bread, right, you can't do it with like berries or
like tofu. Wait, okay, by that logic, is your blood literally
wine? Then again himself? No, it doesn't seem to be tasty.
Man, Yeah I can. If you catch a fish, I can make
fifty thousand. Also, only in those quantities. I can't make a hundred.
It has to be fifty thousand. Interesting, five thousand? Five thousand?
Is Michael ive or dead when he does that? It's the feeding of
the it's five thousand. It can only make five thousand. Okay, yes,
you've got to question my pupil. So if you can create five thousand
fish at any time from any given space, if you created them in like
a confined steel sphere with the mass of all of the fish just meld and
then like form a black hole in Yeah, this is what something makes sense
to me. Unbelievable. Well, I have to have a sauce fish first,
right, sure, but if you had that swords fish, can you
make the black hole? No? They come out one at a time,
and they don't. It's sort of is it like he vomits them? Like
it's really painful action. Like, yeah, they just come at me.
I'm taking We know what we can do here with Jesus. Guys want you
guys want some more fish? Let me just you can't you cure any disease
or does it have to be leprosy? Specifically blindness and leprosy. That's the
only two things you can heal. I can also get a camel and squish
it really tiny and fit between the eye of it. Yeah, okay,
great, nice, I can walk on water as well. It would be
really funny if there's like a plant. Couldn't change the camera to the other
camera in front of him? Is he? Is he taking shots over there?
Maybe a will I was gonna imagine like I'll be saying, like he's
like changing his camerangle, right, Yeah, it's so funny. Just have
Dad with greed in the background taking medicine. He's wearing a lab coat too.
It looks like he's making drugs back there. Feels like he's experimenting on
himself. Oh all right, this is this is okay, guys figuring out
Jesus Peaky guys eventually reached the precipice of the forest the jungle. Okay,
and you guys have been in this sort of area. Before you were sort
of the north of this jungle where Mushwick is. But this is the sort
of south of the jungle, and you guys can start entering into this,
into the western jungle. Okay, you guys have been here before. I've
never been here. Is it dangerous? No, there's like mushrooms that talk
to you. Oh okay, And as genuinely cody as you say that,
you hear a voice that goes, what do you mean by that? Huh?
And on the ground there's a small little mushroom okay, in the forest,
just there, and he's looking up. He's like, we don't just
talk to you. We we we create friendships and bonds that last a lifetime.
I picked the mushroom. He dies, Why would you do that?
I'll give it the evidence take no. Jesus is like, no, let
me do. I can make five thousand of them. It's like they're up
a little mushroom. I would to be your friend. Okay, pluck some
of the there are some other mushrooms who start turning towards you now and go
you you killed him. It was an accident. It was an accident.
We're new here. You're gonna make father very upset. What was your father?
The true coverberates and this giant mushroom guy like stomps down, like in
the first episode you saw them in the distance, this giant walking mushroom tree
down. No, no, no, that I'm gonna grab the mushroom corps
shark ate it. Did he actually did you allow him to it from you?
Did you actually eat it? Yeah? So yeah, there's nothing to
be done. Okay, it's gone. Yeah, I was going to remimbify
this little mushroom. No, but he's been he's been easy. He still
can stomach your revive and he starts dying a slow and paid for the stomach.
I was thinking he chest burst me. It's like a little adventure.
He comes back to life in the stomach and he has to climb his way
out and it's just like no, he just was like like an appendage,
like he's just now attached to Daniel. All right then, all right,
So this this giant mushroom beast looks down and says, you killed my son.
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean too. He wanted to be my
friend. I thought picking him was I thought he could like ride on my
shoulder and we could be companions through something ripped him from limb from limb and
h okay, I would argue have limbs, but okay, these ones do.
Yeah, all right, and he is He's gonna slam one of his
giant fists into the I guess we're rolling initiative. I guess, I guess
a big mushroom. There's not a battle map for this, so just roll
initiative. I'll keep track of bit. So this is what's gonna happen.
Gamer is the giant mushroom. He slams down on the ground and then he
raises a fist and he's going to attack. I guess he probably Anthony,
Yeah, yeah, Anthony Anthony. A giant mushroomy fist, oh dear is
coming hurtling towards you. Are you prepared? I mean no? Okay?
Can you? Can you describe how you're feeling at this moment as the busherby
fist comes towards you. I feel a tremendous amount of grief and sorrow that
I've taken a life, such an innocent life as well. Does a twenty
three hit you? Absolutely? Yeah? So the fist comes down and it
slams into you. Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna take I need you
to do a strength saving throw for me. Okay, here we go.
Can you fail the strength saving for so this fist comes down, slams into
you, and you fucking barrel through the trees and slam against a tree and
take an extra two D six damage and that and then and you're not thrown?
What the hell doesn't really nice? Roll? There we go? Seven
seven extra down. I deserve that for taking a life. Cody, it's
your turn? Can I try and appeal to the mushroom? Go ahead,
do what you want to do. Please, my friends they're new here,
they've they they've never seen your kid before. He didn't realize what he was
doing. It was an accident. I don't want to have to hurt you.
Can we do a persuasion with this appontage? Just because you're in combat?
Is not my not my own? Yeah? Will this be my action?
Probably? Dang six six six is terrible. Ignorance is not an excuse
for murder. True, he's all yours steps back like this. Oh my
god, you're right. I could actually brought him back, but shark actually
just went valid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Do you want to join
me? Pink one. No I am I have you know, I'm just
gonna see this through from the sidelines. Norman, what do you want to
do? Okay, I'm really bad at intimidation. I'm gonna try something here.
What are you gonna do? Intimidation? I Am going to firebolt another
mushroom below me. Oh dashes, I didn't kill that's the thing that pissed
them off the first time. And then I'm gonna I'm gonna say, well,
do the fire gat bro Oh my bad? What if you funk this
one up? I mean the little guys, I'm not doing a fire boat
ball a fire bolt. Yeah, yeah, that hits do the damage?
Yeah, that you just clicked the thing. Yeah, you sound very different
while you're talking, like the US in times more British come out. Yeah.
So you fling out a fireboat and it hits one of the mushroom babies
and he imma lights and burns to death. What is smoke? King mushroomy
corpse? The smell of it wolfs through the forest and the fucking giant mushroom
goes ballistic. My gosh, I was gonna say I get calf fireball,
which would massacre the entire forest. And irrepaarable intimidation, just straight intimidation for
me. Do I get let you do advantage because I know you just don't
get disadvantage. Okay, Oh, you're trying to threaten him to like,
yeah, I'm gonna like leave us alone otherwise I'm gonna burn down the right
right, please let this work. Fun fact Norman likes mushrooms, like even
them and really like emotionally. I don't know. It was seventeen seventeen,
okay, seventeen is is okay? So I think it's on the cusp of
stopping him, but but it does stop him. So this is what he's
gonna do. He's gonna say, then, let me just kill that one,
and he points at Anthony. A. H alright, no, no,
it's fair, this is understandable. It's okay. Yeah, it's I'm
winking. I'm winking at Norman, like Norman, I have an idea.
It is like it is of yours. I killed one of yours. I
guess you kill one of ours and we're even. Yes, okay, okay,
Jesus, hey man, I'm just gonna punch the big mushroom. No,
no, no, Jesus, Jesus Jesus, he we don't. We
don't need to. We don't need to fight this guy. Don't exacerbate the
problem, Jesus, I have I have an idea, wink, Okay,
man, I trust to He's gonna use the help action on Anthony and help
you with whatever your idea is. Oh okay, all right, cool,
But before Anthony goes pitt, But what are you gonna do? Uh well,
I can't compound help actions, can I You can't get double advantage.
But but you could do something. Well, okay, we're winning violence that
works for me. So instead, what I'm going to do is this thing
is far too big to trip right, Yes, okay, Then what I
will do is I will try to do I actually have pretty good deception.
Oh no, I don't. I have far better intimidation. I'm gonna try
my own intimidation. It is a hard role because he's okay, well,
but you know he specialized for it. We'll see. I'm I'm gonna try
and do monkey monthly intimidation monkely monthly. Okay, And I'm gonna say you've
your your Oh Jesus, I'm new with this, but you're you got this.
You've almost pushed me from the path of peace, and you won't like
me off the path of peace it needs but we can work. Yeah,
I guess, yeah, do your fucking intimidation role with a disadvantage, I
assume. Yeah. Wait, don't say it like that. Yeah yeah,
hell yeah it is. Yeah, it's rough O eight with disadvantage. Okay,
yeah, fools, All right, Anthony, what are you gonna do?
I cast mirror image? There you go? What is mirror to tell
me? It makes three little illusion duplicates of me? There you go?
You can this thing is not very smart. I would imagine like you could
just kill one of them. There you go, off up a version of
myself for sacrifice. Well, he sees the mirror images of you, and
he looks down and says, I have the ability to split my conscience into
four different reality versions of me. That was the one right there that killed
the mushroom. You kill him, then that's that the situation is still right
there. Right, Well, that's a deception. Okay, but this is
a lower I'm gonna say this is a medium deception. I wan't say he's
not he can't be that smart. He's a musher. This is a medium
deception and you credit you credit. So he then looks and he goes,
interesting, I did not know humans possess such talents. I can. I'm
a firefighter. Well I will kill the one that killed my son. No,
right ahead, he's a piece of shit, you know. On his
turn, he just crushes one of the illusions into the ground, into a
smoldering pile. I disengage the other illusions. I'm like, you didn't,
and oh my evil has been removed. And the mushroom guy goes, wait,
how did Jesus help? He helped he you know what, He helped
me get up from being prone. He lifted me up and then I didn't
have to worry about wasting movement to get up or whatever. He just lifted
me up. Can we all? Can we all bow our heads now to
the big mushroom. I'll like walk over and I'll start like making people put
the head on like, so sorry, great mushroom father, what is your
name? My name is Fung? Okay? Is that like Lord Fung?
Just now? I'm I am just Baron Fung, Baron Fung. We are
so sorry that this is how we met. Yeah, just peaceful travelers trying
to make our way through the forest. Thank you. Sorry, my companions
have never met your kind before. Thank you for slaying the evil version of
me. It's I feel so much lighter now. It's anything you've done as
a favor. Yeah, you've helped us rail. Yeah. Do you you
have a brother named us or gus or I? No, I do not.
Sorry, Okay, it is understandable to an extent. I've had children
die or being stepped on and crushed, But it seems I look down at
the mushrooms on the forest floor, like, how many mushrooms are there that
we could possibly step on as we're walking through this twenty Okay, just make
it be careful. You've taught us a hard lesson as we enter this this
jungle, and we will be on our best behavior. It's got to u's
okay, all right, gotcha? We not menu of my kind live to
my age, we are quite susceptible to random death. I see. But
I have been trying my best to protect my children. Yeah, and you've
been doing an incredible job, and we will will follow in your footsteps,
so to speak, will help protect these these little vulnerable mush what what it?
Mushlings? Mushlings? Will Yeah, well, will help protect the mushlings.
Thank you. No, mhm, he was just joking. We uh
yeah. The babies and children, well, be careful of where you step.
Babies and children aren't they cannot leave their connection to the ground. Once
they become adults and teenagers, they can start moving around their free will and
avoid Okay, mm hmm, good, all right then we will. We
will avoid them as much as possible. By the way, mister fooon,
have you seen a shrine anywhere in the jungle with this insignia on it points
the tower kind of place? Yeah, appointed Jesus necklace. It could kind
of look like anything, to be honest, but it needs to have this
sign on it. That is the symbol that those wretched noblins worship. Oh
are you friends of noblins? No, I've never met one. I don't
even know. The noblins burn our homes and kill our people. Bastards.
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what. How about you show us where
those noblins are and we'll have a word with them. On your behalf.
You will help? Yeah, will help. Good. Maybe the son of
my death isn't so bad after all he was. He wasn't very smart.
Wait did you say the son of my death, the death of my son,
the son of my mushroom. He's not you know, I think mushrooms
are dyslexic. Well, you know, she's fungus, yoda fungus. If
you keep going down the path and go slightly to the north, you will
find the nobl and capitol. Their houses are built into the trees, so
look up when you can't. All right, then, all right, you
ever need me or any of the other mushlings, we reside further south.
M okay, we'll keep that in mind, all right, go in,
Thank you, Thank you very much, Baron foon. If you don't have
met you, it's time for our daily funeral. That's so sad. Yeah,
for the all of the mushlings lives we lose every day. Ah,
that is kind of tragic. All right. If you do see my oldest
son, what's his name? He walks away? Okay, good bye,
just walk goodbye? All right, then, so be very careful not to
step on any of the other mushrooms. Yeah, well, we'll be on
our best behavior. We'll be on goud and I guess we'll make our wa
into the forest. Did you want to wrap that up? Yeah, that's
where we're probably having to be continued. Yeah, I'm so glad by the
way. Something that's not going to make it to like the YOUTUBEUS Spotify version
of this is that the chat has become so like anti snowed, Like yeah,
praises and taglines of revolution. They're saying, bring the summer, melt
the snow. That's we're politicians trying to ignore the monsters that's created. That's
some real like shit you'd see in like nineteen eighty or something. You know.
It's like, yeah, probably the most hated Russ's D and D villain.
Yeah, that's the slimy stuff is plucking like a political business kind of
plann against out of all of the villains you've had. V killed pregnant women
and used them as fuel for a rocket ship. But he didn't do any
unscrupulous business practice yea, and some people thought he was cool,