You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven one the freak Baby, check the
baby, check the baby shark. Mommy shut it do do mommy, shut
it, dud, look it off. More shock do Mommy shark doty shot,
Grandma Shark, Grada Shark, Grandma Grandma Shark, Shark, Atlantic Shark,
the green Get off, my lad, You're gonna be fine. Someone
came to the speakeasy remote last week and dropped off gifts for us. Oh
yeah, yeah, for all of us. And I think is it food
now? Is it nerds? No, we do have a there's another couple
of bags of those. Uh. But this might provide good luck for you
on your travels. Good luck. They made his bracelets. It's just a
trip. This one, I think so at fun tweets. It has his
name on it. Yeah, kah JJ's here, says the downbeat. That'll
help them identify the remains. Absolutely right, downbeat. Look at mine as
little Miami dolphin colors. But if you, if you wear one of yourself,
ing, this is great. Who made these? I don't know,
I don't have the name. Well, whoever did this, thank you.
That is not the sweetest. The one is all the celebrities wear, you
know, and then they have to wear them because their kids made them.
Then they make hard hands to each other. But it has all the color
our beads on them, and it's a little white things with our names on
them. Very sweet, that's all a little conceited though, wearing one with
my name on it has your Twitter handles with her body identification. I'm gonna
have to insist that you wear that bracelet, Kevin, just in case.
It looks cool as hell on you, though, I think you'll be able
to find me because of the flippers. Those will definitely fall off. Are
going to shoot right? Then give them to me because it's a little bit
inconvenient you're wearing the flippers, Kevin, walk backwards. We wish you nothing
but a marvelous adventure to Italy, my friend. You deserve a break and
you deserve a very cool trip, and you guys are gonna have a blast.
I hope you guys have some fun shows and really, Donnie's is going
to be real glad. Why do you keep saying that? As we always
say, a stool needs three three stands, three legs to work, three
pegs, three legs. Marstool will merely have two legs tomorrow, and that
will be more difficult. That's why we're bringing in intermittent temporary legs like Kevin
Gray. We haven't even talked to Kevin Gray yet. I bet he'll do
it. You're saying that out loud and he's He's like, I'm not doing
that. He's waking up. But I barely know those dudes and it's been
a lot of time with him. Well, Kevin bon Voyage no safest of
travels. I hope you have lots of lots of cannon canneloni. Yeah,
lots of canialoni and pre marital sex. Huh yeah, we wish you Dale
travels, my friend. No, oh no, where are your hans device
on the plane? Don't say goodbye? We have a whole segment to do,
you know, and r're saying goodbye minutes. We're fine, bon Voyage,
like anyone says that anymore. No, do you want us to come
to the airport and wave wave you off? Uh? Yeah, Actually that's
a little bit of an inconvenience. I could be down for. Looks okay
with that one. We're rning signs. Yeah, all right, pe all
right, what we got bandal what we got birthdays talkbacks. Birthdays today involved
one person who's dead. Big day here in this town. Selena would have
been fifty three. Wow, shot or stabbed? Should know that shot shot.
I don't know anything about Selena. I know there's some murals in my
neighborhood dedicated to her. Yeah, but you won't say that her music's overrated
on the air. You won't. I don't know it, so I will
not pass judgment. I never knew the the weight of her cultural reach.
Man, yeah, white boy. I had no idea how huge and revered
she was until after she had passed away. Well, yeah, and she
was a kid twenty three. Yeah, that's a kid now, So where
where'd she die? Crazy? Later, lady from her fan club killed her,
Is that right? Yeah, which oddly enough spiked the interest in banned
fan clubs. After that was shot and fatally wounded at the day's in in
Corpus Christi, paramedics right a revive her. She died of hypovolemic shock.
I could be wrong. At twenty three. The killer, Yolanda Saldivar,
was the president of Selena's fan club, the president who was exposed as having
him Bezzel thousand dollars from Selena's earnings. Oh wow, I know that.
I think she gets out next year. Oh, Kevin, like later later
this year, next year? Yeah, get on this show. Maybe she
could be the president of the down Beat Fan Club. I don't we don't
need to have her on considering our connection to the Mexican community. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, we don't need to give her. No shine for Yolanda.
No, I'm not gonna say her name Hispanics. Let me put it
this way. I have a cousin named Yolanda. M hmm. That name
is rarely attached to anything positive. Yeah, well, you're just applying it
to just two. I know Yolanda's listening right now. She's probably on your
head. Yeah, he's right looking at her wrap sheet, sveled down,
wrapped up in a blanket. I mean, what, it's cold. Sadie
Sink is twenty two? Anyone? Nope, Sadi Sink Twiggy Yolanda Lewis by
the way, Okay, First, she's one of the greatest people I've ever
met. First name, Yolanda is her name? Is it? Yes?
All right? Who's this no Stranger things? Redhead girl? I think I
am interested in was also in the Taylor Swift video The Ten Minute Thing that
came out a couple of years ago. Yah, I remember. Uh.
The hottest one is Ethan what's his Name's daughter Maya Ho. Yeah, she's
kind of quirky, but she's a good actress. That's very good, and
she likes girls. Really, the hottest fine let show about kids, I
mean there in high school. I'll go ahead and cancel that interview request to
Ethan Hawk for this week. Sure he works. His daughter's beautiful in a
different way. Is in a different way than you do? Well, how
do you know what I think? I know exactly what you think. I
see years old. Well, her mom's Uma Thurman, right, she looks
like a mixed between them and Ethan Hall. Yeah, I've seen. I
know what you were inferring, mister always incognito browser. I know what you're
up to. Anya Taylor Joy total my dude. She's got a new movie
coming out, The Horniest Day. I love her. I don't care The
Horniest Day. She's like from Miami too. Yeah. I noticed your renewed
interest in chess a few years back. Fortius day, Mike, is there
more? Turning fifty two today? Antonio Alfonseeka the sixth finger fingered picture.
What fingers? Yeah, I have six fingers, get out of here.
You know, is only put him in there because he played for the Marlins.
That's the only reason I did that. You had six fingers. Yeah,
Chancellor Rappers thirty one, just ten digits for him. So that chick
from what's her name, Anya whatever? Taylor Joy? I saw a preview
of the movie she's about to be in, and she's the lead in the
new Mad Max the Young Furiosa. Yeah, Fury oh please, yes,
well, I mean it's it doesn't seem like it's an overly sexualized role.
She's wearing a lot of stuff that helps her with sand and smoke and oil.
Is she one armed or they probably show how she loses her arm because
Furiosa has one arm. I mean I think she's got a robotic arm maybe,
but yeah, yeah, but they have to if it's the story of
Young furios So they're going to show how she loves. That's probably that's the
plot of the movie. You like, Anya Taylor Joy? Yeah, right
now, right now today? Probably CHARLESE you like matures Charless is just fantastic
for it is forever and she was in Monster stand on stand By Ladies and
Gentlemen. Danny will get a five pack of impersonations that he attempts on coming
up soon. Acon's fifty one, John Cryer fifty nine, and Tony ALFONSEAKA.
He's known for having an extra digit on each hand. Foot is he?
I don't know you're thinking of? Is that Bartolole? He's got twelve
pillars? Help he is? Martin Lawrence fifty nine, Bruce Bochie sixty nine.
Boy again, that's our new Dallas Wings girl. Interesting now? Oh
yeah, the w NBA. We're gonna watch some games this year, right.
He was picked fifth and overall, ahead of LSU girls Skylar Moore,
Skyler Moore and yeah, Dallas could have had her, and I'm like,
dude, we should have taken her Skyler Moore. Bill Belichick's seventy two,
kream Abdul Jabbar seventy seven, Danny Billy west Is seventy six. Help you.
He is the voice of can you do the full five Pack? He
is the voice of Elmer Fudd Huntig for Rabbits, one for one? What
for What? He's also the voice of Popeye the Sailor Man. He loves
Me Spinach Live for two. The voice of cripts aren't great, but the
voices are very good. Progress the voice of Woody Woodpecker. Oh, I
don't know, we'll give it to him. Is that what he? Oh,
she's voice of Stippy. Huh, Stimpy, I'm running Stimpy. I'm
aware. He was also Roger Clott Roger Clott three for five on Doug Roger,
you were a Doug kid, weren't you love Doug? Yeah, misunderstood
spear and Patty Mayonnaise, mister assistant principal, mister bone nineteen eighty three,
boys, JJ, would creak me up? Please? We're talking to Selena.
Someone said, I'm already the president of the Downbeat Fan Club. I'm
embezzling all the pussy for tickets. We're gonna find our bodies at the Como
Motel. No, wasn't that Jady ring? I just hear drums? Oh
this is bandal aha take on me? No, No, I haven't guess
jan that's not it. I think it's cheap trick. I want you to
want me? Oh nope, too slow? Saw Okay, So what we're
gonna go with? Can you play again? Or no? Yeah? Plea
need to guess one. Uh did you say stray cats? Stray cats?
It's not stray cats. No, that's not give us some more. I'll
give you a huh. We just do that. It's not a Danny pick
one. Man, We're never gonna get it. Nless you guess I need
more instruments? Well do we need to get on the first time? We
got a guess one? Okay, Okay, I'm sticking with you. Drink
screw it. If you're not gonna guess it's wrong. Is just not stray
cats? Uh, it's the cure? Is it the cure? Is it
a forest? No, it's not for in between days? God all by
close to me, sounds like the cure. We'll guess it now. Oh
that I'm still standing by God standing. Yeah, it's a great baseline.
By the way, great, hey, guys, it's San Antonio. Man.
I just wanted to say goodbye to k T. You're my hero.
And by the way, I know where all your awards are. There's a
storage closet somewhere in that building. Skin has been intercepting all your awards,
intercepting them. He sounded like he was on the links. The birds playing
hit some balls on this weekend. Hi, good morning. This call is
for mister Kevin Turner. We just wanted to let you know that your flight
is still on time. Although we are rebuilding the two left engines on the
airplane, we expect the flight to be on time and mechanics have assured me
that even if only one of the engines gets repaired, they should be able
to still fly you at least halfway to Italy. And just a reminder,
the average depth of the Atlantic Ocean is eleven The fun facts, I mean
halfway he makes bad well and you're getting a refurbished engine. Yeah, it's
a weird fun fact and I'm sorry. Hey guys, it's Cavio from Future
Italy recording on talkback for you so that you can play it later. One
you were right about to Morttella. Two the CSS are great, and three
that pool noodle really came in handy later. Kevio calling from Future Italy.
Idiot. That's an idiot. That's a pretty funny, good idiot. Yeah,
mister Turner, I was sitting here looking like why are you flying to
Italy? And why are you scared of the ocean? Like it's like an
hour drive south of BFW take thirty five egle right there walking ahead you and
it'll be you know, a couple eggs down on your left. I mean
by girl, I mean if you're playing does go down? I guess just
called Jaja. She can be there in about ten regional joke, granted we
pronounce it Italy. If in Texas down halfway to Italy, then get more
regional than that. That's very local and likely. K T. I just
want you to know that I'm gonna be so angry if you're plane crashes into
that ocean. So what I'm gonna do for you? Because I love you
so much that if you're playing crashes, I Am going to O. J.
Simpson, Danny and Siroy No. That way, they can't go on
without you. So you can think about that while you're sinking to the bottom
of the ocean. You know, well, I least they're getting killed that
to lose, lose, lose. I don't like that. Forget nuts and
bolts. Those planes are held together by mainly tape watching them stuff over about
helicopter. No man, I'll take the bus. Oh god he knows,
and they did just last week. Authorized tape. That's Italy reputable adhesive for
for wing wing and it's affordable tape. Yeah, but it's good. It's
good tape as long as you really press it on there. It was an
odd moment this morning when I heard the family feud theme but didn't hear the
question, and was just sitting there trying to figure out what these names had
in common. Paris Hilton, Joey Buttafuco, Nilli Vanilly, Jennifer Aniston,
David Hasselhoff. It would be weird if stars are rules are big and unclear.
It's impending. Doom is oh so near. It should be called Kevin's
possible list right before the flight that should be missed. Don't get on that
plane, Kenny. Just have his beautiful voice echoing on that plane. Walk
down. Helloo, it's immediate brother, Luigi. I just called to let
you know we had him in line and with him for you and the ROXI
okay, Bra, the say flights. I love you, mother, Bye
bye, Hello Dan, Hello, Mikey baby, they're waiting for you.
They are open arms. Very nice one. Hey, Kevio, just in
case, there's been a good one. Thank you man, it's been a
good man. I'm gonna miss you, dude, for real. Yeah,
we're gonna miss you. We've become a pretty friendly, cohesive team with you
doing most of the work. Yeah, just know that we're gonna have to
do some heavy lifting the next few days. I'm gonna lift this blanket right
onto my lap. We'll figure it out. Yeah, all right, Well,
Danny and You're gonna be great. Danny and I will be in tomorrow
and Thursday. All of us are off Friday Monday, but a couple of
days without our sweet Cavio and sincerely, man, have a blast. You
deserve a little time off. You and Rocks are gonna have a good time
going to Italy to day back next Wednesday. Basically next Thursday, you're back
in town, but showtime Thursday. Back with us on Thursday. So for
real, man, have a good time. You deserve it. Yeah,
and we wish you Dale travels. Oh no oh no number three baby say
goodbye and Italian peace out.