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I'm doing apple Jackson. I'm doing an apple cider mixed with Jack Daniels,
and I have another one over here. I got both my strange brew cups
Jack Daniels. That's another one that I have to add to the long list
of alcoholic drinks now that like give me the shivers because I tell you to,
like traumatic experience, says vodka. For years for me was like if
you give me vodka, I'll turn into some like homicidal louthic. Yeah yeah,
that Irish fucking gingerbread fisherman looking motherfuck be drunk. Fuck but uh yeah
it's uh I've I was Whiskey always did that to me where I turned into
some angry lunatic just psychopath I don't know and like and it was when I
was a teenager and now I can drink like anything. I used to not
be able to drink around. I used to drink like just vodka people like
oh man, like I was like, vodka was my shit. Some that
balanced me out. Well, welcome everybody to The show Man. Welcome,
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with? I swore damn it YouTube ruined room. Cancel Cancil, your friendly
neighborhood horror boy. Yes, it's gonna be a fun time. I'm pretty
excited. I got the Jack Danels. Yeah, Brett brought it over and
we recorded our Strange Mysteries episode that should be out or kind of around the
same time as this one, and and uh yeah, he brought it.
Was like it's the Gentleman's Jack, so it's like the better one. And
even drinking, I was like, Brat's like I can tell by your face
that you don't really enjoy this, and I was like, not really,
it's not Jack Dale's is never my go to whiskey. Man. If if
I can have a jack and coke, it's like that's what we're doing.
I read it like that. But you know one thing I do actually,
and I've never tried it, and like I'm kind of it's always been on
my mind, been like would I buy a bottle? You know the is
it the Jack Daniels like apple flavor? Yeah, you can get a better
do you guys have Crown oil over there? Not that I know of.
Weird man, it's so weird. You guys are gonna be like Canadian.
That's I think that's a Canadian whiskey. Uh, and there's a the Apple
Apple whiskey from Crown Oil is great. The wife loves it, you know,
it's good stuff. Yeah, I feel like I'd probably like that more
than just regular Yeah. Jack Daniels is Uh, It's just there's this this
this bitter taste of bloody bar fights and stinky, sweaty sex with a hooker
kind of vibe, you know what I mean. I always know every time,
like I even smell that him, like, hm, that smells like
vomit to me. Yeah, I know one percent. So this is kind
of in connection to our episode on American Wolf in London over at first Class
Horror. So yeah, it's kind of. It's it's connected because we if
everyone hasn't it will be out by the time this is out. Go over
to Class Horror cast give us five star rating reviews. But go check our
American Wealth in London episode. I'm trying to urge Aaron to naked, call
it like naked in the moonlight or something, because it got quite sexy.
It got it got very sexy on the episode, didn't it, Aaron,
Which is actually really weird, I think to say, And you'll have to
if you haven't listened to the episode, and you'll go back and listen to
it. But as Tom said, I think that's the best way to describe
it. It got really sexy something like that. So I'm actually pretty excited
about this. So we're trying to kind of sometimes on class forecast the strange
Brew. We're trying to, you know, throw that log down that connects
the two sides of the river so we can try to dance over it to
the other side and kind of connect some of the shows that we're doing.
So there was many different options that we had that I kind of wanted to
cover. When it came to werewolves that we'll be covering in the future.
There's one about a serial killer that they claimed as a werewolf, but I
think that just gave him a nickname because he was so sadistic. And there's
a couple of other episodes to do with were wolves that will definitely do at
some point, because why not. It's a fun topic. What do you
think about wereolves therein I think they're real sexy. This got her my favorite.
I have a really, like I do want to say, like a
love hatership were wolves, but I feel like I kind of like go on
and off the idea of werewolf movies, Like there's I was it a twenty
ten movie, The wolf Man? Yeah, yeah that I feel like that
wasn't that memorable? Yeah? That had? Did that have Anthony Hopkins?
I think so Anthony and what's the guy's name, Benicio Delta or whatever?
That is. So a lot of that movie is like really forgettable and like
I have no interest in but there's a scene where he transforms in like it's
like a judge shedding kind of like there's like it's like it's like one of
those like lab areas where like, yeah, the people like up in the
stands like looking down with the laboratory. Yeah, oh yeah that scene.
Yeah, I would like to revisit at some point because we are doing a
lot like we did. And then we also did Dog Soldiers for commentary on
that for class horor casts and for people that don't know. We'll be up
by the time this is out, but we did a commentary, so it's
on the Patreon so you can always go subscribe, you know, support us
that way, and it's a lot of fun, Like we had like fun
doing that commentary, just went off the rails and you can actually watch it
with us, and we'll be doing a lot more stuff like that for Patreon,
and then you'll get us like our review afterwards on the main show and
stuff. So we got a couple of ideas in the in the furnace burning.
But I you know, I've always I thought I was a werewolf man.
There's more than werewolf in those it's Thomas, He's out there. Yeah,
I don't know if I don't think I said it on Strange Brew just
you need to give like a shortened version of that story. Every time you
say that, I just picture big wolf on campus. And then just like
how incredibly sad mused to have been, like when you realized you weren't actually
a wolf it is. It was kind of funny though, like I don't
know, it's I was. I I was young, and you know,
I was I was curious, just kidding, but like when I was young,
like I don't know, like eight nine ten something like that, and
I don't think I actually did. Maybe it was just like you know,
having a little fun with him, my buddy. Uh, we were like
look at our teeth. We're like we're like were wolves, and we would
like kind of do like role play. You know, we used to do
it with eminem. Yeah, I remember you telling me that one time when
we were like before we recorded about you and your friends used to like share
little images of like beastiality and stuff. Was that fucking no, man,
that shit's so fucked up, man, I can't believe people do that.
Dogs. Oh man, it's crazy. Uh yeah, none of that ship,
that's wild, man. I would never like in in. I've definitely
probably seen friends bring up some fucked up ship with YouTube and stuff. First
started when you were young, and you're like, why are you putting this
on? Like, uh, the same cousin, like another cousin actually,
so the first story is essentially my cousin came over. Me and my buddy
were like pretending to be werewolfs, and my cousin and I were. I
was like, look at my teeth, they look at those cane nines.
I'm like, I'm a werewolf. And he's like, you guys are fucked
guys are so weird. What the hell is going on? He was probably
like, you guys are so weird. And yeah, but so we used
to joke around. I thought I was a werewolf. I was on a
bus one time and we were talking about werewolves and I was like, look
at these can nines. Man, I'm a werewolf. And and then for
sure, like there was one time we're going to get weed and this is
like fairly young for my buddies that they had seen to have no supervision,
and his parents were ever there. So everyone always hung out there and my
cousin just came to your weed. He's from Toronto, and we're just like
hanging out and my friends were watching Two Girls, One Cup And then as
we left, my cousin was like, your friends are fucked up, and
I was like, yeah they are, You're right. Look, but I
feel like globally that was like a thing, especially for like teenage guys.
It was like that, look at that, it's chat And I think it
was like the more I heard about it, it was like the idea of
I don't know, feel like you had to like clear it in the sense
of like I felt like, uh, hard done by if somebody went like,
oh, you haven't seen Two Girls One Cop. So it was like
somebody needs to show. I need to find a shit and like see it.
And I remember a similar thing actually at one point as well, where
there was, without getting in too much detail, there was a video of
a chick with a horse, and that also became like a thing where it
was like, dude, this is real and this actually happened, and like
everybody seemed to like want to see it, not for like any sexual reason,
but more to be like, oh, I've also seen that like most
fucked up video ever. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the things you would
see on rotten dot com and some of the videos that were on the early
days and the Internet where it's just like, wow, you can see the
most brutal, fucked up shit ever. And you know, it's just like
it's just curiosity. You're just young. You'd like it's like a you know,
boy stumbling under the the dad's bed and they find the porno mags and
then they're like peeling it and they're like why is it that sticky? Also,
it's so funny. Out of that same house there was this lesbian porno.
I don't know where we got it from somebody, but it was like,
no, there's no case. It was just a DVD so al wants
to stole from an older brother or somebody, and uh, it was like
so used up. It was like scratched. It wouldn't play properly, but
still would kind of play you still at the menu, But it'd sat on
the floor for so long and there was like crust around it, and then
eventually we just hung it on a nail in its basement. So weird.
I mean, maybe your cousin wasn't wrong when he said that yous fucked.
Yeah we are. This is me as a werewolf that ate way too much
man. So obviously everyone gets the idea of wherewolf's that. You get it
from cinema American wear from London, like I. It was a movie that
I know I definitely seen a bit of when I was younger, but rewatching
as an adult the past couple of years. Probably one of my favorite horror
movies of all time. So definitely go check out Class Horror cast. But
obviously like even The Wolfman. When I was young and my grandfather would show
me movies like Abbu Castello Meet Frankenstein and some of these kind of the universal
monster movies. You know, there's obviously The Wolf Man, there's you know,
so everyone I feel like knows about werewolves liking thropes in the idea behind
it. You know, someone gets bitten by a wolf maybe or a were
wolf, and then they turn into one, you know, fun stuff.
So this is actually kind of interesting though. Isn't there a werewolves in Twilight?
Right? Yeah? Sexy werewolves? Like you said, sexy wear It's
it's that guy Jake something or whatever. Oh he has a dumb ass face.
Yeah, yeah, it's the punishable face. Yeah right, what could
I say? Even if God damn werewolves entitled a leave a counseling. So
we were talking about the werewolf trials. We are all familiar with the witch
trials in Europe, but what about wherewolf trials. During the fifth, the
fifteenth, the sixteenth, and the seventeenth century, Europe went mad, executing
sorcerers and witches accused of practicing like entropy, fueled by the church, politics
and a deep rooted misunderstanding in fear of mental illness. Uh, it's okay,
now we celebrate it. And where we werewolfs trials accused me women.
These werewof trials accused men, women and children of transforming into wolves. Uh
and lap lapping up the blood of the innocent. Historian accounts of were wolves
and their inhumane trials started in Switzerland. No one else is going on Switzerland.
That's why all the Nazis hit the gold Uh and then uh, then
they spread like wildfire to Germany, France. What's Balkans? Are they islands?
Is it the Balkan Island? Oh? Yeah, yeah, that makes
sense. Kings and church officials appointed judges to reign in these werewolves, torture
them with an inch of their life and produce confessions that they merited through brutal
executions. So it's the idea of you torture someone so much that you end
up they end up just saying whatever you want to hear, because their mental
capability is like diminished. In there, a lot of people on their torture,
if their torture long enough, will probably say anything that you tell them
to say just to end the torture. Yeah. And I feel like that
happens time and time again. And just to correct myself there, I was
completely wrong. So that's there's no universal agreement on what constitutes the Balkans.
However, the following are usually included unanimously. Albania, Bosnia, Bulgaria,
Croatia, Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Romania, Serbia and Slovenia.
Yeah. Although white countries collection of places. I don't really know that those
places scare me, to be honest, with Eastern Eastern Europe and all those
places like scared the ship out of me. Why they don't want the Is
it like the Viking type people like this Scandinavian kind of No, no,
no, it's not that like, but all those Eastern European like I always
picture like this sounds so stupid every time I say, I always picture the
idea of like hostile. Oh, like how how that all play it out?
Like we're you know, it's all like, oh, we go to
Bratislava and all lots of girls and all this ship and like too many weird,
shady motherfuckers in place. That's something I wanted. I want to do
a deep dive on I would love to cover the hostel and then kind of
bring in something on strange brew that is real because those movies got to me
when I was a kid, you know, so you know, at the
point of you know, people probably admit anything under under a lot of torture,
So it's pretty interesting. I didn't even know this was a thing.
Me and Billy did talk about were wolves two or three years ago. Near
Halloween. It was a fun episode. That's the idea of like real life
werewolves and where we get it from and our culture and stuff like that.
It'd be worth going back and checking out. I've been recently. You know,
it sounds kind of narcissistic, but going back in the episodes and checking
out like the older ones to make sure the stuff I either needed to elete
or edit or whatever. And it's been quite a laugh. I'm like,
actually fullblown laughing in my car. But some of the stuff we say,
and I'm like, you can definitely tell that we definitely drank a little more
than we do now on the show. So actually now speaking of that,
and it was something that I haven't done in a long, long long time,
Like I tried to limit how much I oh yeah, as much as
possible. But I recently posted our like favorite horror movie opening scenes and obviously
it got flagged every else. YouTube will definitely not allow it. But it's
un rumble at the minute if anyone wants to check it out. Under Class
Heart and I watched the entire episode and I actually found myself laughing quite a
few times. True aut that episode, that's one of those episodes I think
we don't. That was like super fun and we were on point. And
like you guys, if you're watching the video for him, you'll get to
watch the scenes as we watch them. Yeah, which is so stupid because
most of them we're very quick, and so also them scenes are already on
I know. This is why YouTube I have such a problem with it,
and that's why I'm pushing everyone. If you're watching this on YouTube, go
to Rumble and subscribe. You can now watch on the app. You can
cast it to your TV. I would rather support some of these platforms that
a more open and support free speech rather than try to censor and suppress stuff
and like and allow content like if we're commentating on something, it shouldn't be
flagged in the way because it's not actually copyright because you're talking about it or
talking on it. And that's what kind of bugs me about some of the
stuff that goes on n percent And then you still prevn older movie and stuff
like that, you promote them, but there's a lot of stuff like it's
just funny because like I'm offing at the things I even say, and then
the reaction of Billy and like I don't know it's just this part. We've
been doing this for quite a while, and you know, as I said
to Brett, Uh, some coast coast have came and went, And now
I think we're kind of cementing who we have on the show. You know,
you're gonna hear some people. You're gonna hear some different people come coming
in out of the show in the woodwork, even as guests. I've booked
a couple of guests that I'm actually really excited to talk to uh for the
show. So everyone just keep your ears peeled and stay tuned, and let's
get into fucking were wolves. I have one work with were wolves, with
AWI with were wolves, not swell wolves, even though I've been swearing this
entire time. Yep, flags Yeah, I know I would not want to
turn into werewolf. As I said on the American Horror Story in London episode,
it seems pretty horrible and then you don't really know what you're doing,
and then you're waking up like, you know, inside of the guts of
a cow. It doesn't sound like a fun time, you know, no,
no, And I think that was probably one of the like creatures that
they really made a point of, like trying to portray how shit it would
be, yeah, to be a werewolf. Like I felt like Dracula has
always been like shown as like quite a sexy thing. It never really comes
across I know. Sometimes they've tried to come across like it's painful to have
like that tarst for blood and blah blah, but it comes across more like
I don't know, like more sexual and more stuff like that, where it's
like a werewolf animalistic. Yeah. Yeah, like the werewolf thing just seems
to be like, oh it's just awful. Yeah, you turn this horrible
creature and even if you did have some like intense sex, you know,
doing it, Doggy said, maybe you know what I mean, you wouldn't
remember it anyway, Like when you're under the influence of the the licanthropy,
like you're you're under the consciousness mind of the werewolf. You don't really remember
anything. What happens to your member when you turn into a werewolf? Yeah,
because this guy's not he's got nothing there. Yeah, I like,
is that like do you just do like the like inverted it just doesn't exist.
Probably it goes inverted, but then it comes out like a lipstick.
But how big is that lipstick, ladies, That's what I'm saying, Like,
can you cover your entire face with the lipstick? So gross? So
Peter Stump, which me and Billy I think did mention on the Werewove episode
we did a couple of years ago. Peter Stump was one of the first
people to be convicted of licanthropy in the late fifteen hundreds. But it wouldn't
be the last. He wouldn't be the last at all. Thousands of people
were killed for the alleged wolf related crimes, whether it be turning into a
werewolf or being a wolf charmer. The times people were put on trial for
being werewolf's was a dark period for the for Europe and all the hunt's victims.
So all started off with the actual I think we'll get into Stump,
good old Stumpy boy. In fifteen eighty nine, the most horrific interrogations and
executions of accused werewolves were those those of Peter Stump. Stump, otherwise known
as the Werewolf of Bedburg, confessed to a quarter century of killing and cannibalizing
people. He specifically confessed to killing and eating thirteen children and two pregnant women,
fetus and all that's a that's a fun time. Man sounds like a
pretty cool guy. So crazy man, It's just I don't know, he
seemed to have liked it, you know, kind of freaky. Yeah,
just like these, yeah, all the body parts, like we're showing some
like vintage kind of photos. I feel like of art interpreting some of the
werewolf trials. Pretty strange. I know there was such thing as werewolf trials.
So even worse, he confessed to an intro family relationships incest. Nice,
So he's fucking his daughter and his sister. He's he's getting both in
bro all while having a mistress and a live in partner, you know some
you know some some some hic you know out and I'm not gonna bring it
back Arkansas might be like he sounds like he's got it made. That is
perfect. I only get my cousin on Tuesdays, and then Johnny gets her
on Wednesdays, and then I get Becky Lynn, my mother on Friday.
That's about it. Sorry, isn't it weird? How like there's so many
circumstances and stuff like that. I'm just seen as like completely normal. Like
I have to wonder sometimes, is that in somebody like before before you have
a daughter or whatever. Obviously that's gotta be in your head done right that
you're like, oh, I'm having a daughter. Yes, yeah, I
know weird like uh like probably like Fritz and stuff, a guy that like
kept his daughter trade in the basement that kids are there and stuff like that.
And but I'm like I've said before, right the fact, what a
you know, what a sad world we live in when some children are born
into sex slavery. Like a moral technique talks about this. He is like,
you know, like if you're born as a baby into slavery, uh,
the grave would be like a camera is exact, but essentially the grave
would be a blessing because if you were born in this world of torture and
you know, especially like you're a kid and then you're just born into the
sex trafficking trade and are used until you're they destroy you, essentially sounds disgusting.
But this stuff happens in our world all the time, and people seem
to not bad and eye, like I said to Billy on the one episode,
I was like, you know, they're all caring about all these kids
being bombed in Gaza, which I think is disgusting and wrong. Uh that
you know that this dropping bombs in discriminate in any country is wrong because now
ninety percent of warfare is nine percent of people that are killed in warfare or
civilians in today's in today's day and age. Back in the day, it
wasn't as bad because we were just dropping bombs like their fucking you know,
like their farts in an office, Like it doesn't make sense. But then
I'm like, but then nobody cares about the thousands of children that are going
missing in their cities all the time every year. Man, here's a sorry,
going off topic, and it's it's like supposed's a bit off topic as
well, but it's just going to tie you into that. Have you ever
known anybody that you either obviously you don't have to give specific names or aning
like that book, anybody who's either been like convicted or had anything like that
go on with them, or somebody that you were always like, hmm,
there's something not right about that, dude. I Yeah, I think so.
I think there was. I'm pretty sure when I was you there was
one person my uncle just kidding, but WHOA, where's this going? I'm
I'm sure that I knew someone that was a weirdo like that. And at
the end of the day, right, like these people are most likely people
within the family and all that kind of stuff too, when people don't even
maybe realize it. And yeah, it's a it's a creepy weird world we
live in, especially school with a guy who did you who actually got convicted
a couple of years ago. Wow. Man. Yeah, And like for
years when we were in school, and anybody, if anybody from like my
area listens to this, the instantly know who I'm talking about. But like
I remember in this like in school, like this guy was always like the
something fucking weird about that dude. I'm like people used to just like I
wouldn't say bully, but like you know those dudes that are just like there's
something not right, like and people will like try and like pants them and
like trip them on, just do shit like that like terrorized them kind of.
And I was always like, this motherfucker is weird. And years ago
and I was like in the height of my like drinking and shit all the
time, and like there was one night I left a club with a chick
and then he was like trying to do some weird thing like maull her like
outside while I was like getting cigarettes or something, and I come back and
I'm like, what's going on. She's like he's trying to, like,
I don't know, like kiss me or some shit, and of course me
being me full of like fucking Heineken moves and everything. Yeah, I was
like, what's this, Like, I can't remember whatever happened. I said
something to him and then he got my face. I punched him in the
head. It was this whole big thing. And I was always like that
dude was so weird. I love to like stamp on his head. He's
such a weirdo. I definitely know some creeper dudes. Man. Years later,
he's like on the front of the local paper for having thousands of images
of kids and shit. And then in court he used the excuse of being
like, well, I got believed in school, and then when I went
to college, like I couldn't go to girlfriend and stuff. So I was
like, all the fucked up in the head, guess what they're done.
Well, let him go. Of course they did. That's what we do,
catch and release. Fuck it, who cares so crazy? Man?
We let him go. He works in a local coffee shop here, let
him go, Let him go, and he'll fuck you in the snow,
but it will be against your will, just like I don't know, like
back especially at this time, I feel like it was like they there wasn't
a lot of people in these towns. So he's like, you know,
but he's got he's fucking his daughter, his sister, this Peter Stump guy,
and all having a mistress and a living partner which is essentially a wife
that he must live. So he's got like pussy galore man even disgusting that
something is his from the family, but this is the way he's thinking about
it. I'm sure no, he's probably like this is the best. The
dude is fucking. His punishment was cruel and and and severe. He was
trapped on the Catherine Wheel and executors, executioners, executors, executioners peel this
flesh off using a hot hot iron pinchers in ten places. So as they
like turning him in on this wheel, they're like using hot pokers to like
peel off his flesh. Dude, just like like crazy man. The public
flaying was just the beginning of his execution, though his arms and legs were
broken well on the wheel, so I like they're probably like smacking it with
like metal rods or something, right, some sort of like like baton or
somewhere. It was cracking his like bones like or something like they got like
a baseball bat you know, they got like big babe ruths like distant distant,
like long lost, you know, like his his great great great great
great great great great great great good grandfather. And he's like bashing his you
know, his limbs. It's pretty fun. And then they beheaded him and
then set it on fire. They cut of his head set on fire.
I can't I can't help but like so in my head, as horrific as
that all this like my mindset, I'm picturing like some hilarious like you know
family Guy or South Pakskis. Yeah, like thinking about that, the fact
that like you know, they're pulling this flash off at red hot pokers and
shit. Then they break his arms and legs and then bed the itself.
Like how how extreme that is? That was very extreme? Man. It's
like he ain't dead yet. It's like I'm pretty sure he's dead. Well
we want more, you know, because they have not watching TV. You
know, you probably got some like lady like fucking finger banging herself in the
back, being like, I love this. It's the only entertainment I'd get
my husband ever pleases me. I love carnage. I don't know why they
always go to say this, right, think about this for a second and
it you know, weird shit still happens all over the world, But imagine
like being witnessed to something like that. It's fine, we can say,
look, we've watched like weird shit on the internet over the years, from
rotten dot com and Lively and all this shit, But like, could you
imagine stand like being somewhere like you talked about how Toronto has become like a
fucking cessed pool and like just a piss But imagine being like says, somewhere
like that for like a day out or something, and you just see something
absolutely just like I wouldn't even know what to think, Like that dude that
got stabbed up that father in Vancouver just because he told the guy to stop
vabing around his daughter, like just like and people were just staying there filming
it and it's just like whoa Like the bystaring effect is real. Nobody wants
to help each other out. Everyone's scared, doesn't want to help their own
like neighbor out. And the Canadians are complacent to begin with, but like
people should have been doing something, Like they've conditioned people so much that they
won't even help each other out. Like there was a girl recently who got
or warded by an immigrant in the UK on the London Underground while there was
like kids, adults, men, women all on the train as well.
Dude, did you see what happened in fucking congress man? The fucking guy
got butt fucked in like a congress building, and they like they filmed a
guy like a head cam on and it got released to the internet. And
she's like that and like they're like they don't have no respect for like a
law authority, the government like all, and these guys are like dressed up
in suits. I didn't see it, but I saw like Tim Poole was
talking about it, and then I saw like a meme about it, like
there was a video came out of two politicians or people in Congress like like
getting like a guy getting butt fucked in the government building. Our world is
going to fucking hell, man, That is though, I wish I had
enough money to do like the Joe Rogan experience in the sense of like he
just bought his own like ranch and just went, I'm gonna be here.
I'm on a podcast from here, I'm gonna live here. Yeah, I'm
gonna eat from here. I'm gonna do everything from here. So everybody support
the show. So me and Aaron can buy a big We'll call it a
calm pound. You know. I'll get some people together all like start wearing
a wig, and I'll start fucking everybody's wives. Yeah, it's like a
colt and you have to bring all their garfriends and have to be super hot,
and you have to have loads of money, but you can't fuck them.
Only me and Eric can fuck them. Yeah, and you have to
give us all your money and you have to have a minimum of like one
hundred k to join, and it'll be really fun. Dude. I want
to get into some more cults. We've only covered two so far, so
there's uh, there's a lot of cults that we get into. I want
to get like some fucking Grammed wizard like costume, like like Jimmy Savile Man,
get his like yeah, HIV by his his his his cloak. I'm
sure that some freemason has it in his uh, his closet, and he's
like, who come Jimmy savile to his wife. His wife's like, get
the fuck out of here. Man. Officials took his severed head attached to
a wolf's body, displaying it as a warning to the rest of the town
folk. Are guarding the evils of wolf ori Where wolf ere? You know
what? You know? Want to be messed around? Where wolf for redo
you? So they fucking put his head on a steak, like they like
Vladian Paler his his daughter and mistress were also burning the steak at the same
time. His headless body was reduced to ashes. So like they killed his
daughter, Like do you think she was in on it? You know?
So they really got the shit into the sixth So he basically fucked the shit
out of the two of them, and then they got margined for us.
Yeah, I don't know the mistress. Hey, you know, maybe he
was just packing, dude, Maybe he's just packing. That's why I asked
that question about like what how well endowed are werewolves supposed to be? I
know exactly because maybe maybe it'll come always comes full circle. Mexican werewolves coming
up from Mexico. Yes, too many people. They're just letting them in.
They're everywhere. The first Oh, and this is you. I want
you to get into this. Okay. So the very first werewolf trial occurred
in fifteen twenty one, where two serial killers were torn into confessing their true
nature as werewolves by the church. The two in question where Pierre Burgott Bargo
and Michelle Verdom Sure Burgott. I would call Burgott Burgott like he's the bread.
Together, they confessed to the murder and cannibalism of multiple young children.
They confessed that both of them attended a pagan ritual where they both stripped down
and rubbed the magical ointment on each other. Okay, that ointment was what
caused them to transform into werewolves, at which point they began their campaign of
murder. Werewolves are sexy. What are we doing here? Man? We
need to start rubbing oil on each other and then we'll like turn to werewolves
together like that is. So it's like, let's both get nude and put
special ointment on each other. What do you think it's said ointment? Do
you think it's come or do you think like they're pissing at each other like
they're in some like water sports. Yeah, it's probably something like that.
The first thing they came into my head was calm. I was like,
please don't tell me to ever like comming on each other and this cup.
But they came into like a cup for like you know, a month,
and then they're like, we're like, this is our special ointment. It's
like fucking gone off milk. So uh. Bargo bar Forgot himself shared his
experience as a werewolf with the courts. He said, I was at first
horrified at my four wolf's feet and the fur with which I was covered all
at once. But I found that I could now travel with the speed of
the wind. I could travel into the spit of them window was a fast
wolf. Do you think believe or do they? They were they tortured into
confessing this. They were torturing and confessing the true reatures of where I was
by the church. So look great, there's a part of me that wants
to believe in witches and were wolves and all that. Man, we know
that those chicks that go out to Ottawa and they dance around the moonlight,
we know they're real. I have a friend, I see your crystal witch.
So there's one for you. I had a friend and his dad was
a witch. He was a warlock. Yeah, well he used to call
himself a witch. He wouldn't call himself a warlick wow, a witch?
You know what did? He was? He a power bottom like Crowley.
It was so funny because even the dude, like whose dad it was,
he used to be like, you know, anytime anybody's saying thing and then
like he just butt in, like and just make a joke. I'd be
like, like somebody could be like, oh, you know, my whole
family died and my house burnt down, I lost my job and I lost
everything, and he'd be like, oh, it's fine, it can never
be as bad as me. My dad is a fucking witch. And that's
what he tells me. You think he hung out with like savile or some
shit, So I don't know, I don't know, but he did.
He used to do some weird shit where like he would get in like robes
and like have daggers and shit and they would dance around. It was like
some pagan like weird fucking wicked, which that definitely yeah, that definitely sounds
like wicked. You know, we see all the ladies with the crystals,
you know they got like this. I don't mind I stuff. If anyone
has seen The blair Witch two, there's a really sexy wickan Wicca whatever.
I think I've ever seen that because you really want to cover it, and
like she gets nude like about half I tro To movie and she's like dancing
around the tree. Richildren, I think I'm gonna watch that. I'm gonna
watch it without pants though, yeah, I know, I would advise it's
like the jade rocks you shove up your vagina. Billy. Billy's was like,
I don't know if this is true, but he got He showed it
on camera at one point where we were like doing stuff remotely. He was
at the bar out east and this chick was like, you just have some
you have a good energy, and then he pulled out this like it looks
like it would hurt to go inside. It looks like a legit like crystal,
like one of those ones that you would get from a place that sold
like rocks, cool rocks and crystals. You know. I was like,
look at this sentiment that they have whatever, and uh, and Billy's like,
I hope that's not poop. There's a little brown top and it's like
He's like, she just reached down and it looked like she was reaching her
pants and she pulled out this rock and gave it to him. I'm like,
if he wasn't lying, I don't know if that was a setup,
but like he seemed very serious about it and he had the rock, so
what gotta keep it? Yeah, you know what jade eggs are right,
Like, that's you know what jade egg is right. I don't even know
what I would do in that situation. You wouldn't lick it or something like.
See, I suppose it all depends on the situation. How hot he
is, how drop I am, how much like how sexy the whole voy
was. But like the idea of someone digging in their fucking ass or whatever
and Nim pulling out pieces of stones with brown stuff on it, I'll be
like, bitch, what the fuck? Yeah, I think it was probably
a bit, But I never know what Billy, because he does have some
have some strange stories. So when a film I'm fifteen eighty two King Henry,
I think that would be the sixth or fourth I'm not good with revenumerals
me and Billy. That is number four four K. I thought, so
okay, of the chaos in Lamberned region of France, Sir, it's in
France. Uh So he commissioned two men to end the witchcraft, the wolf
were and the heresy plaguing the area. Those two men were Peter d.
Langsur Sir, i'll judge, and Gene D. S. Spagottenet. I
don't know a polymath? What the fuck is a polymath? Man? Every
time, dude, we get these stories with like all these big fucked up
names that we don't have to pronounce. I can, like everyone knows,
I can't pronounce names like I don't like, I don't know what it is.
Last names always get me because and most times they're pronounced like that,
they're pronounced a way that you're not even trying to like pronounce it. Yeah.
So, of the two, do you know what? Do you know
what a polymath is? No? A cuckled like another name for a cook.
No, No, maybe maybe so, but apparently it is a person
of wide knowledge or learning. Huh, I'm a polymath, then I identify
as a polymath. I was gonna make no, I'll i'll it for when
we go offline. Yes, we have a fun stuff coming for the Patreon
when we able to say whatever we want. That's why I should have done
it. Who gives a ship of the two? Pierre was decidedly more pious,
righteous, and violently. He was a violently effective man. No one
who was safe from Judge Pierre sounds it sounds so scary. Men, women
and children, even priests were tortured and murdered for their crimes. But it's
like the idea of the witch trial. If you go back. We did
an episode about the Malice Maleficarum where the guy whoever the witch judge, the
guy that was like the witch hunter. It was up to him, and
he would fake it a lot of the times where we'd have those like a
fake needle and if you bled or didn't bleed that you were a witch,
and he would they would fake it and stuff like that, uh, just
because you know, and then they would do like these searches, be like
strip down, I want to I want to see if you're a witch,
see if you have a water some sort of thing on your body, and
then they were like getting the strip and then they would just like be like
let me just feel this, you know, something's like on my honds on
that, you know, so like they were doing it there. Let me
just let me just finger blast there. Let me see it's like I don't
really up in there. So his work in France in this place resulted in
the executions of six hundred people over the course of just three years. Man,
he also had hold on. Not to cut you off, because I
can't stop thinking about that now that you've said that, because there's a lot
of like creepy, weird like incestual or words assault themes to a lot of
these stories, and I can't help but wonder, like I don't know why.
It just baffles me, Like you know, like earlier when you made
the joke about like the dude was like, you know, getting pussy,
and he was like and like that's probably how those guys think about it.
But I'm just trying to picture him a head, Like when you're in these
situations, what what do you get from doing something like that while the person
is like probably screaming, crying, probably vomiting, and like you know,
like what part of that makes you go this is really sexy? And like
she's really into this, This is really cool. Some of the reason why
they would like it is because she wasn't into it, right, like because
of starting so much serial killers. It's so bizarre, right, Like I
get the idea of a little rough play and getting a little like you know,
handsy and stuff like that. Like imagine, right, you go to
touch your wife and every time you do, she starts crying, puing everywhere,
and she's like vomiting all over herself, and like there's like snots coming
out of her nose and she's like like, im, I don't guess it's
exactly mind it. It is funny because you like that's part of the reason,
like some of these serial killers couldn't get off without torturing people or you
know, the white stuff wouldn't come out until they like they had Yeah,
they had to like torture people or see blood. Right. When eventually we
get to Andre Chickatillo and people like him, it seems like he wouldn't get
hard unless he was like, you know, soaked and blood. Even Richard
Chase, me and Billy just covered. I think the first time he actually
like like came, he was impotent. He like fucked the corpse of I
think this chick, the one chick, Teresa, and that was like the
first time that he actually got off, I suppose, which is crazy.
The toy Bucks killer guy, Yeah, yeah, he was kind of similar,
like how how matter of fact the whole thing was, and it was
like, you're not gonna You're gonna get your stuff with grilled cheese and I'm
gonna eat it out of it. Remember all that. He was like,
your holes are gonna be sore. This dude so crazy. So they the
six hundred people were killed over the course of just three years. He held
very racist views, believing that indigenous uh, the indigenous community uh, and
the Jewish community. What's the basquequi basque que? You look that up real
quick? Fucking words man, I don't know these French words. Uh are
ethnic group whatever of uh? Southwest southwestern Europe, European ethnic ethnic I mean
either don't know, weird, strange different times. Maybe they killed them all.
And the Jewish community were responsible for the witchcraft in black magic plaguing Europe.
It's always the Jews, right like, and then obviously now we've built
in this society where you can't you can't talk about that stuff or you get
like canceled. I'm not saying anything too crazy, just to just to bear
with me for a sec. But it is funny how throughout history it seemed
like they were definitely like a targeted community. But I know, I believe
now that like certain people like this ironing a CAF, they hide behind this
group because you know, they've been perscued for so long throughout history that if
you hide behind a group that's in perscue that you can't really say anything about
or you get labeled some anti riism, right, just I don't know,
it's kind of it's a little bizarre. Don't you think it's a little bizarre.
Hmm, you said attended really cool before. But we'll whatever. Yeah,
they're like, you know why, you know that guy with the mustache,
you know what he did to us, Let's do that to brown people.
So fucked up. Both sides are equally complicit in war dun or it
could be it's sad. I think what's happening overseas is brutal on both sides.
Both are complicit in war crimes. Don't let me talk about it again.
So his methods were brutal and mad. Pierre I was so obsessed with
the details surrounding the alleged black magic of were werewolves. During his tour sessions,
he would ask the victims about their carnal encounters with demons. So this
guy's like like jerking off while he's like, can you tell me about your
time with demons? I want to know? Can you tell me? I
would like to know what do you fuck the demon? I like that voice.
You switched it up as not southern anymore. I'm just really I don't
know why. I'm just only realizing this now or something that's just becoming more
prevalent to people. How many of these stories we talk about, especially like
on your show, Like why does everything involve some sort of like weird fetish
like sexual undertone? Like literally every story ever for some reason aliens paranormal,
Like there's so many What is that about? Like the guys, we are
sexual beings at the core, right, and you got to get it out
in a healthy way or you might murder someone you know or like the priests,
right, it's like you know we all know about that. We're not
gonna get into that. It's like, as I'm gonna get you to do,
like I need a priest costume a live watch along of like the Magdalen
Sisters or a song for a raggy boy or so I don't know a song
for aggy boy. It's a movie about like all that carry on, but
it's like it's set in Catholic Ireland. Can I wear a priest costume while
we do? It? Sure? Even better? And like there's like you
there is scenes in it like where it shows exactly how the very quick version
would be. The story kind of follows a teacher in like a Christian Brothers
school. Yeah, and he's obviously like straight edge, like completely legit,
and he starts to see this ship going on weird, so he tries to
like confront yea Brothers and stuff. But obviously at the time, like they
had a monopoly on it, so they were like, motherfucker, we're gonna
suck all these boys and you're gonna do nothing. You're gonna sit there watch,
And like there's there's scenes in it like where they show like how the
priests would have like lowered the young boys into like the bathrooms and stuff,
and like there's the same but fucking the kid up again like the bathroom stall,
and then he gives them like a little small bag with like two or
three sweets and then he's like, get those sweeties now and make sure not
to tell anybody. And then he's like whispering and series like get these sweeties,
dude. It's like every time I see it, like I've seen that
a handful of times, Like my stomach turns and then the white stuff comes
out. It's so crazy because like that, I want to like I could
probably find something mad like fucked up, uh that we get into some point
about priests and part of me just like like I like talking about really fucked
up ship because I think, uh, I think the fans love it.
You know, it's all about them. I know. You guys are a
bunch of fucking weirdos and strangers out there, a bunch of a strange bruise,
you know. And I've changed it. There's the hose heads, which
are the males and the hosettes. I like that, eh, I just
changed that. The hosets will be the chicks that listen to the show,
which we have one watching along with our stream because we're doing married. So
yeah, this his sucks. Yeah, you know the best thing that ever
happened to me. I'm gonna clip that's weird. You are a strange duck,
but uh, you know so, like I sometimes it's just it's just
interesting, especially like if I know these stories, especially even with you or
Billy or even Brett, because like I told Brett that, I was like,
we have to dive into some ciracillars at some point, because it's always
interesting to see people's reactions and thoughts when you talk about some of the horrific
crimes that have gone on throughout even centuries, like what we're talking about now
kind of thing, right, and how like this guy would ask his victims
about the car encounters with demons while he's like, you know, five finger
fists in it, right, and then the toy he would then the more
you he tortured them, the more clear and vivid their detailed recollections became.
Well, makes sense because he's like, tell me more about it. And
then it's like the demon stuck a finger in my ass. He's like,
yes, tell me more. The demon his dick was huge, any thick
he did he stick two fingers? Yes, yes he did. You know.
His methods were so brue that he was removed from his position as a
judge and the remaining trials were dismissed in sixteen fourteen. According to Pierre,
any moral slight was worthy of torturous scrutiny to dams in sussanly, eat excessively,
make love, diabolically, comment as atrossus acts ofsophomy, blasphemy, scandalously,
Wow, he's spinned some rhymes, avetags themselves insidiously run after all horrible
dirty and the oh dirty and cruelly unnatural desires. Keep toads, viples and
lizards and all sorts of poison as precious things. Love passionately a stinking goat,
always talking about fucking goats? Now, whoa is this guy from the
Middle East? Sorry, everybody carress him, lovingly, associate with him and
his mates with him in disgusting in Scarboroughs fashion. I don't even know if
I'm pronouncing any of these words. Probably are these not the uncontrolled characteristics of
an unparalyied lightness of being and x ex crappable, excrappable and inconsistencies that can
be expeculated. I don't even know half these fucking words. Ex paled whatever
only through the divine fire and justice placed in Hell only through the divine fire,
that justice placed in hell. I don't know how why these people spoke
the way they did it, Honestly, English kindon became boring because it's funny
that a lot of these like older episodes, older episodes, but when we
talk about quotes from you know, back in you know, the fifteen,
sixteen hundreds or whatever, some of the words they use are definitely more advanced
and in description of what we do xpate xpate I've never even heard of that
word xp eight. It says uh to get guilt as a guilt or sin,
so weird. I hope everybody liked that voice. I did, because
that's exactly what I think he sounded like. I mean, it was probably
pretty. What was that I seen a common flesh? Yes, hose that
congratulations? Yes, yes, congratulations to me. All right, let's keep
this going. I'm stupid, you're smart. So I have to say to
Chelsea I was wrong, you were right. Now that we're married, you're
the best. I'm the worst. That is this real life of a man.
Yeah, that's so true. Man, all right, bring in,
going back to the fucking, going back to French France, going back to
French in the Mustling French capital of Paris lived at Tailor whose name was completely
lost to history. And it wasn't because of his poor records. It was
because his name was actually erased from every record possible, including newspapers, due
to the horror of his crime. See this is what I'm saying, dude.
They like they they have supposed to be tablets that are being deciphered by
AI about our ancient history. Who knows, because there's thousands of tablets that
have never been deciphered and now they're using AI to do it. And I
was even talking about Boss about this, and I was like, do you
like I was like, they're not. I was like, why would they
tell us? He's like, well, they're scholars and stuff doing it and
stuff like that. I'm like, yeah, but they probably wouldn't tell Like
He's like, if they tell us the truth, there's going to be a
matter of speculation whatever. But I'm like, we don't know what. I
don't believe we know anything about our history, but anything, so thinking to
scrub records, like eventually, even when we talk about the cars Aari and
mafia, that's something that like they tried to supposed to be scrub from the
records, so people wouldn't really know about what was going on with some of
these empires and people that were influencing our society. So it's a little weird,
Like you can just scrub like most records of the I mean, we
don't even know this guy's name because they scrub the records, you know.
Yeah, well, like and and that's a proven thing, like I mean
even over this side of the world, Like there was a whole big thing
at one point. If you look at the school history books in like Irish
skilds and then you look at the school history books in English skills, they
have two completely different versions of the same story. And now we just put
porn books in school it's all fine. Yeah, they're gonna get it on
the internet anyway. Justification this is the justification of them keeping these books on
the fuck it in school libraries is because kids will be able to access it
online anyway. Uh, that doesn't make it right that you should put it
in public institutions. Use psychopaths, right, Queens and legends say he lured
children into a shop where he tortured and violated them after he had broken the
heart. That's like sick for me. After he had broken their spirits.
He would slit their trots, dismember their corpses, and eat them to the
bone. Whoa man? Like, like literally like chicken wings, like that
guy that always like, yeah, it's like you didn't finish chicken wings that
like peels off every bit of the bone. So grim. Yeah, just
the idea of like, uh, how they worded that, you know,
after he had broken their spirits? Dude, Yeah, I know. And
I've been I started watching Wrong Turn, which I'm enjoying for that we're going
to be getting into a deep dive. It might be not far after this
actually gets released. And like the idea when they bring in the one chick,
the redhead, and she's just like she's been slaughtered and then they're gonna
like they start cutting off her leg to like eat it. I'm like,
whoa man? And there's like, I'm sure throughout history there is people that
did stuff like this, especially when you didn't have any outlets, or they
didn't understand mental health or how people could be like clinically insane, and then
you know, they just become adapted to maybe living in the circumstance of being
out in the woods or someplace where you had to salvage food from nature.
And then you know, what's the closest thing. You got a neighbor next
door. You know, he looks tasty, You're like really hungry. You're
like that deer. It runs too fast. This guy's fat, and I
think I can catch him. I don't know. I feel like this though,
kind of goes off the rails. Now, because so that the last
part of this story. In fifteen ninety eight, he confessed, after being
tortured to also prowling the woods at night as a wolf to hunt and kill
even more children. It said that a shop in Paris was searched and barrels
filled with the bleached bones of his victims were found. He was very quickly
found guilty and burned at the steak. Now, yeah, I don't doubt
that this guy could have existed and was probably some weird serial killer like sex
creep. Yeah, but that does kind end of sound like, oh yeah,
he confessed after he was tortured the ship that he was also a wolf,
blah blah blah, because I think that's like the lesser of two evils
in the sense of being like, I'm caught and I'm gonna die, So
I want to just die quicker. I want this to be over it.
So like if it was me, I would probably do the same thing.
I probably Yeah. I was on the moon and I turned into a were
wolf and I turned into a vampire and I don't know, all this shit
just killed me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know if burning
out the steak would be quick. Though he didn't know which way he was
going to be killed, he was probably imagining, like, whatever is the
easiest way for me to just be like, gone, yeah, I agree
this this is my I picture fucking Ted Levine in the hills have ice where
he's on the cross. Oh yeah, screaming that would be torturous, dude,
being burnt alive we did. We did the worst ways to die,
not not dumb ways to die, but the worst ways to die. Uh.
And we talked about like being burnt alive, it will be like worse
or crucified, Like Jesus, everyone go back. People actually really enjoyed that
episode when did come out and that it's wild. I guess when Billy's buddy
Alex was on and he was he's half black, so we could say a
lot of fun jokes. It was Great Billy was using the N word like
freely. I'm just kidding. He's like, I can can't I We're like,
no, no, don't do that. You don't get a you don't
get a pass by a light skin. Nword. Just fucking kidding. Everybody,
calm down, it's just jokes. Don't worry. We just make the
joke that all we need is now an Asian and somebody that was mentally challenged,
and we could say everyone because we had it. We had someone who
was you know, somebody was gay, someone was black, somebody was white,
and then we just need a couple more puzzle pieces and then we have
the ability to say whatever you want, right, my I got I got
Jamaican family, I'm hot, I'm black from the waist down, you know.
So it's everything's fine, man. Everyone just calmed down a little bit
and stop taking everything so seriously a laugh. Flot's come on, and don't
be get mold but her. One of the most well known werewolf trials is
that of Giles Garner. That's why I said we might be able to dive
into a deeper episode on him at some point down the road, even in
a couple of years. AKA the Werewolf of Doyle. Sure it looks like
Doyle the juice Well Doyle rules. He famously was accused from murdering and tearing
apart children who lived in the town of Doyle, France. It's a lot
of French people, Okay, it's a lot of French people that are killing
children and then eating them like they're like a steak. You know, Hogross
need to get that sound effect on my soundboard, what Doyle rule? I
know, we definitely need that. It was around, Like I said,
I've been finding so many to fund sound effects. Just wait. It was
around the early fifteen seventies when kids started to disappear from the town and people
actually believed a werewolf was to blame. The town launched search parties armed with
a pole arms to find the wolf. I have to look up what a
pole arm is. That is very strange. Never heard of that word in
my life. Whole arms. Oh whoa, that's cool. Ah, that's
cool. It's kind of like, you know, like the you know,
like the it's like a spear. I was gonna call it something else.
I get that, but it's like it's I don't know. I was gonna
call it the Muslim axe. See that's but it looks like that. Go
google it. It looks like what like you know, the Ottoman Empire and
ship would use to to kill people whole arm Do you see it? You
know what I mean? Is that wrong with me to say? Looks like
what the Ottoman Empire would like march around with, you know, these big
lung like spears, but it kind of have like an axe there. Some
of them are different, but they have kind of like an axe side and
then that kind of comes out into a spear. It would be a good
weapon, not gonna lie because you can always break it off and make it
shorter and then have two you know, fun stuff. I'm just so,
I'm just reading this story here what you're talking about, Like, it's just
Yes, they're also similar in the sense of like we killed all the common
treads of like torture and shit. Yeah. During one patrol, the townsfolk
came across the little girl being mulled by what looked like a wolf. They
chased it away and then believed it was Garner. It could have just been
a wolf that was hungry. It's possibility. Garner was immediately taken into the
town to be interrogated, most likely tortured. During his confession, he admitted
to killing and eating four children. He also confessed to bring home parts of
the body to share with his family. Garner was quickly found guilty and was
burnt at the stake in January fifteen seventy three. Imagine like like crazy,
Ah, I'm home. Okay, what's French? Oh, I'm home.
Wife in the other I found I've not what I found for you. I
found this nice. I thought you were just going to do that, like
oh we we we wei. I found this body on the side of the
road. Did you not kill it? Papa? No, no, no,
I do not do that. It's going like French Canadian I going off
the red one. There's there's a there is an argument to be made here
for all of these people in all these places were all just severely mentally ill
and like making up all these stories because you have nothing better to do.
It's like, let's just pick someone today and oh what's on the TV tonight.
Well, we're gonna get Jimmy down the road and we're gonna copieces off
and break all his bone because we think he's weird. He made advances at
my wife, like it's something like that, like even like maybe the rich,
the richer folks or people that on hire status or in positions of power.
And then they were like, you know, he made advances at my
wife. He's awarewolf, you know, because it does kind of tie into
I can't remember what it was we talked about like a long time ago,
the idea of like it was it in the which episode? I think maybe
we're like dudes would just be like, you know what, I'm sick of
this bitch. She practices which guy put her? She reads books. We
need to kill her, you know, we need to kill her. Or
if we don't kill her, we need to lock her somewhere forever, so
I have to deal with her ship. That sounds more fun, That sounds
more cool. The idea that we should probably bring that back to be honest,
weren't you saying that, Actually we're like, now, don't don't don't
bring me into this. That was Billy Billy always is. She said that
if they get at a hand, we need to throw them asylums. You
know, that's it's just really weird because I I vividly remember you saying,
dude, now that I'm married, I wish that was still like in play
where I could just like tell everybody my wife was like doing something so like
lock her away forever and I have to do with and then just come for
a good poke and every so often, Yeah, just do what you want
then out in the real world as well, all right, bringing in I
can't believe I made a joke against Muslins and Jews on the show. I
gotta cut that out. We're back to me again, are we? Yes?
The eighty year old man? Okay? So in sixteen ninety two,
an eighty year old man by the name of how would you pronounce that?
Thias? Yeah? That that that kind of sounds right, which i't I
wouldn't have even thought that openly confessed to being wearable for without the prere prerequisite
torture session. During his trial, he claimed werewolves were the hounds of God
who routinely went into hell to combat demons and witches. He also brought back
the artly goods demons had st olden from the people. He went as far
as to admonish a priest, claiming his work as a werewolf was far more
godly than anything the priest had done. Weird, though definitely meantally or something.
The church was aghast for centuries. Their narrative was dependent on the fact
werewolves where the devil's playthings. By that point, they had run tens of
thousands of trials over Europe condemning confessed werewolves, most of whom were put to
debt brutally. Tyas wasn't burnt to dead at the stake. Instead, his
punishment was ten lashes. He was banished from the church as the judge did
not buy his good werewolf bit. Wait didn't they kill him? So?
Yeah, I know that's weird. They's banished him and be like, we
don't really believe what you said, so you can just get out of here,
do you know what? I thought? That's kind of a I guess
maybe because he was eighty years old or whatever. Yeah, it's a similar
it's a similar thing, like and I suppose it's it's the same even now.
If somebody starts to like out something or like get to the bottom of
something, the new the new, like barning at the stake, is to
be like, oh, have you seen this lunatic, this conspiracy guy.
He's obviously a fucking idiot, And then they just complete fucking crazy it's crazy
because it's like, oh, like I remember, like a buddy was saying,
like you talking about the new World Order for like years and this is
like during the the shot the clock shot stuff and you know I've been I
was posting a lot of stuff at that point. Be like you guys are
like, you know, not not not shaming anybody. But I was angry
at the time, like, guys, don't fall along with this. This
is not this doesn't sound sound this this advice medical advice are giving sounds very
dangerous and sounds like stuff that would have got people in trouble way back in
the day when the Nuremberg trials, but yet today we allow it. It's
it's it's bonkers, right. And he say, you're talking about the new
World Order for a while, and I was like, they have admitted it.
Every fucking president, every like person hasn't been in power, every like
the know how many people like Ronald Reagan, George Bresenior, George Bush Biden,
and you know many people have said that they want to bring up out
a new world order. They openly say it. And it's like, oh,
conspiracy theorist, uh uh, or people call conspiracy theorists for talking about
a new world order because the people in power keep mentioning a new world order.
The fucking King Charles said, we need a new world order. Come
on, people, wake up. I wonder is the word conspiracy also flagged
by the algorithms? I would hope not. Is that too? Obviously that's
that it probably is not gonna lie because a lot of conspiracy stuff does get
taken down. And that's why I was, like I told Billy, I,
go, we gotta start like cod wording stuff, especially for YouTube.
That's wy I really pushed for Rumble, but like do like the government,
you know what we're talking about, the like just like saying goofy and the
Maoby won't catch it. Yeah, Like I said, conspiracy fucking true crime
channels I listened to, and like they have reverted the same things, like
or word or she got sag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've seen that too, because people are trying to watch themselves. And the
thing is, especially when it comes to like podcasting and if you're talking about
these specific cases, especially when you're like I would say, being a little
more serious about it and wanting to give the full details of some of these
true crime cases. I feel like it makes more of an impact when you
actually say the word and people understand how bad it was, rather than people
just dance around this thin line of these certain words that people don't want to
hear. But these things happen all the time. Your government is complicit in
some of these things to do with our words and child tea trafficking, all
this stuff, and people like don't want to talk about it because it's like,
oh no, I'm gonna be taking off the algorithm. That's why you
support free speech channels at the end of the day, And like as a
podcast, if you're not saying Atlanta stuff and like us the record, do
you take nothing seriously? Dariu take something seriously? You should probably do that.
But the idea is like we're just speculating on stuff and usually talking about
different topics that branch out and reach a large wide stuff that is controversial to
begin with to analyze and serial killers even just that is kind of controversial,
you know, do you know what's what's kind of mad as well? Like
the idea of years ago, something like you know, if somebody said like
a curseword or something or a swear word on on radio or something like that.
You would have that like beep and it would just block out that.
But like we're getting to the stage now where like a conversation would nearly just
have to be like beep, beep, beep, where like nobody's allowed to
say any words or say anything about anybody. It's funny, that's like what
I posted one clip a while ago on Strange brew podcast on our Instagram,
used the filters or whatever and or the captions, and then it was constantly
beeping me billy out And I was like, our whole podcast would would just
be one giant beep if we censored ourselves, right, and uh, basically,
but that's why we're looking for a specific type of audience, right we
don't We know we're not gonna get everybody, but we want the people that
understand dark humor and take nothing to a fence. That people that actually have
a thick layer of skin, not people that have paper mache skin that cry
if someone doesn't tell that they're right pronoun even though they look like something whatever.
Anyways, Oh, I was just about to dive into something under something
that's been on my mind. Wait to a RAN episode. This is what
you have to look forward to because we'll be doing RAND episodes for audio and
probably live on Rumble and then not be so much on YouTube. There's only
so much stuff that we're gonna put on YouTube when it comes to the show
more of the main topic episodes, but for RAND episodes off like, you're
gonna have to catch it on Rubble or the main audio waves because that first
one, you guys are definitely going to want to keep an eye on our
socials for because I am gonna go fucking we have one. We want to
do one for the Patreon and go full on rant style and and dive into
our thoughts about stuff. But I actually want to talk about some specific stuff
that's happening around the world. Very soon you guys will be probably hearing that.
So in fifteen ninety eight, just outside of France again in Angers Angers
French, everyone over there is like, motherfucker, that's not French, but
it's gotta go hahan, I can get the back step back. You know,
they're all angry, Like I know France is like that, oh we
we we wei. I know, uh Jimmappel Thomas because we have French uh
bogie camasa va oh yeah, and then that fucking hateler In French school,
hunters describe the body of a badly mutilated teenager and chased off the wolf,
eating it. The hunters followed the trail of blood, and instead of the
wolf, instead of a wolf, they found Jack Roulette Jackels whatever his name
is, probably Jack and Frenche, the werewolf of cod Ceu c a u
d called Cold. He was naked, covered in blood, and held pieces
of human flesh in his hands. They immediately took him into town, where
he's reportedly arrested and tried for his horrific crimes, these horrendous mudas. After
the our murder, after some time of being tortured, Roulette confessed to having
the ability to transform into a were wolf. After Roulette's confession, he had
been he was has been able to transform into a wolf since he was a
child, thanks to the thanks to this salve, the salvia his parents gave
himself. Salve. It's just a medical ointment and weird and medical ointment.
Strange. Yeah, so weird, or it says, or flattery weird.
There's the second story now that involves special oi. I know, so weird.
Come come, everything's come. So Roulette was found guilty of murder and
campbellism and was sentenced to death. However, his case was quickly appealed.
The court found that he was actually just insane, not a werewolf, and
locked him away in the sanitarium for his malicious deeds. I feel like most
of these people were probably insane. So you want to talk about clinical lichanthropy,
because, like, I think, anybody who's willing to do anything like
this is probably severely mentally ill to start with, Yeah, I couldn't help
but thinking that. Yeah, So, clinical licentthropy is a condition where a
parson believes that they are able to transform into a beast, such as a
wolf, for utter a predator. Doctor Jan dark Bloom study Jan Dirk Bloom
bloom Blom. She studied like eighteen fifty and found at least thirteen cases where
people were identified as transforming into a wolf over one hundred and fifty year period.
Although rare, it was certainly enough to link them all together as a
common mental illness, and it wasn't until the first time like in trophy was
noted as a form of insanity. The condition was noted as far back as
the seventh century by a physician Paul of our argina whatever. Yeah, that's
where they noted that some people suffered from an animalistic dissociation for humanity. Like,
I think that sounds more realistic. See this is the thing as well.
That kind of fascinates me. Though right now I'm not saying I don't
know if I believe that, like I could if I was mentally ill,
and I believe that I was aware of Wolf enough that I could like manifest
in tour. Yeah, but for anyone out there who has seen have you
seen the movie Split Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah yeah, or the movie
Glass to See and if you were able to like idea, yeah, that
he like he suffers from that like multiple personality disorder and like believes it so
much so that like they were like, yeah, he's actually able to like
nearly change his physicality, Like he becomes stronger, he becomes more like fucking
aware, And like, dude, they what about the strength mothers have when
they're like kid is trapped under a car. That's real and documented that there's
people that have this this this crazy immense strength when they're like when their fight
or flight starts to kick in. So imagine if someone had some sort of
personality disorder where they or are just clinically insane, where they really believed in
their head that they were some sort of werewolf creature. It is quite possible
that they could do feats of strength and do things like tear apart a body
with their own teeth, beyond the capability and comprehension of most humans' brains.
They're watching it being like, how could he do this? Like what he's
a monster, even though like, like, you know, it's just it's
his mind. Your mind is more powerful than I think people will ever understand,
and it probably manipulates the reality around you pretty crazy. So during the
handful of the centuries where the wherewof trials took place, Europe was pretty you
know, and it was it was it was a bad place, you know.
During that time, the Protestant Reformation was sweeping through the land and was
threatening the power of the papacy, the pelpacy, papacy in Rome, the
fucking goddamn Catholics. Religion conflicts dotted Europe and fractured the Holy Roman Empire,
which eventually culminated into the Thirty Years War. Oh yeah, this is a
stud kind of an interesting episode. In the early seventeenth century, because the
Church was losing so much influence, they turned to an old age practice to
bolster their ranks. They the sub submission of local religions. The Church turned
to local gods, They turned local gods into saints, and they also turned
more of the animalistic beings from smaller religions into creatures influenced by the devil.
So they used essentially, really they used propaganda to influence people to push them
away from these other religions that maybe were based on paganism or even some ancient
practices that we probably have lost throughout history. And like we've seen, like
I've said, they erase our history. So even the Church and the Vatican
and all these places like the Church of England, a bunch of these religions
throughout history, Catholics specifically, even Christians, Muslims, all of them,
they've all kind of pushed other religions out or people of influence or different thought
processes throughout history, they pushed it out to the wind so people wouldn't believe
in some thing other than their religion. We've learned throughout history, right that
religion will kill and conquer people just on their beliefs the fact how many like
these people are fighting and killing each other over religion because you think your religion
is more right righteous, is fucking bonkers man. And the thing about it
is now like in modern day I think for people will at least it should
be in my opinion anyway, really hard to disagree with the facts. Yeah,
I mean this is not just something that like is a belief system of
me or you where like I'm like, oh well, I don't like the
color you know, green, and because of this and that, like it's
literal facts in the sense of like no, no, this is this is
actually a thing that's happened time and timing amount of like propaganda and brainwashing and
like even currently right now, like shit, that's like put there to try
and distract. I mean even the whole idea of sports being created as like
that distract. Yeah, get your beers, support your sports team, punched
ahead off your neighbor because you both support different teams. But don't worry about
the fact that we're bending both of you old and yeah, and I've said
that numerous times, right, the idea like you'll you'll ride over the Vancouver
Hockey Games because that's what happened in Canada. But you won't ride over your
taxes being raised so they can launder your money in war or you're like or
like we have in Canada the carbon tax that does nothing. It doesn't just
stop pollution, right, and stuff that's going on and people are so brainwashed.
I did a video recently. I was like, we got to start
paying these people and stuff. And then someone was like, uh, what
you you think it's uh you think it's insane that you know they want to
raise people's taxes, Like you say, that's how is that corrupt? And
I'm like, what taxation is theft? I don't care what anyone thinks out
there. You can you can, you can build infrastructure with tariffs. If
your your country actually has the ability to produce products that the world needs.
There's ways around taxes. They just use your taxes to keep you a debt
slave. So everyone realizes that that is the way of controlling the people and
how they eve enslaved people for the past, like I don't know how long,
hundreds of years, but at least since like they've done the income tax
and all these different taxes that keeps you a debt slave. You are a
slave Neil and that's I was re listening to an episode of Joe Rogan actually
earlier today with Eddie Bravo, and like they got into some conspiracy stuff,
like and they were talking about LA and the fact that like Eddie was like,
I was going to move to Florida because I just wanted to be away
from there because of the homeless and because of the taxes and shit like that,
and like they just made the point of, like, you know,
you make one hundred k in LA and the first payment you're making is a
fourteen percent government tax or stay at tax whatever, So that's fourteen grand instantly
gone. Then you've got to pay like a property tax. You've got to
pay this tax. You've got to pay that tax. And like they were
just but the idea of, like I don't mind paying tax, but if
somebody could explain to me what my twenty odd thousand dollars a year is getting
me. Yeah, that's why I keep saying to people, I'd be happy
that, Like I keep saying, like you have the understanding that you should
have there should be an agreeance of where your tax money goes. And the
fact that very little, very little of our money goes to benefit us in
the country that we live in. The amount of money they've sent overseas to
other countries is astronomical. You couldn't even understand how much in the last twenty
years has been sent to other countries that then gets laundered through proxy wars and
pharmaceutical companies and everything else. And this is why like I'm I'm getting heated,
you know, and like recently, just because people are waking up at
one end of it, and then people that are just laying down like their
dogs dying and just allowing it to happen. And this is the biggest issue
that the people have the power, sorry to get off a RAN episode.
We weren't supposed to be doing this ranty stuff. We're SUPs to save it
so we can yell about it because there's stuff I want to talk about from
the Great Reset to like Disney to all the stuff. So we're gonna be
covering a bunch of stuff on an upcoming episode where we can rant. But
at the end of the day, right, So, then when people died
and livestock died, when crops failed, it became commonplace for these churches to
interrogate and judge and execute were wolves and witches who confess to their crimes.
Quotations. All these levels of trials were often brutal, extreme torture and were
used during interrogation, so people kids just confessed because they were being tortured to
such an extent. And all these were standard practice to burn the guilty at
the stake. So if you'd even disagreed with the church, it's heresy,
and then you know you'll burn the steak for going against my God. You
know, it's it's bullshit, you know. And the thing is like,
it's so hypocritical on all. I just want to say one last thing about
like churches and religion. They burned out, they'll burn out all these Christian
churches and these Catholic churches in Canada. But if somebody burnt down a fucking
mosque, the whole world would like everyone freak out and be like fucking big.
I'm risist and everything, but it's okay if it's white people's religion,
especially recently, so I just think it's it's everyone is a hypocrite, even
myself. I will admit that because I'm self aware. But the most of
you out there are not that smart. You just and I'm not talking about
the people that listen to the show. I'm talking about like people in general
that are out there in the world, the mass population are. If you're
listening to the show, you must be clued in a bit and see that
there is stuff going on that you can't explain and why are we doing this?
But come on, people, Like religion was created to divide and conquer
us. As much as you want to think your religion is right or whatever,
at the end of the day, it's been used as a tool to
kill and murder people indiscriminately under the guise of that God told you to And
it just it happens time and time again somewhere like like someone like Grochia,
I mean Putin has been in in charge of that place for how long now,
Yeah, and has the potential to be there till what twenty thirty six.
He changed the term from like your standard four years whatever to minimum six
years. Remember let's do whatever. They were back who was like trying to
fucking start that whole like cool thing against him And it lasted like six hours.
The dude went to go visit Putin is playing blew up in the sky
like conveniently and it's just like but it ties in, it does tie back
to all of this because I think which stories like this, Yeah, it
shows you like that this all carried over Like I mean, there's probably I
don't know, Like I like I said at the start, I would like
to believe that wherewolves are real and all that shit is out there and there's
all these cryptids and things. But there is certain aspects I think of history
where I'm like, is it were wolves or is it like that thing again?
Is it like the states or the people? Yeah, because somebody opponents
like yeah, you know, and it would be really easy to brainwash all
like the more runs into being like okay, well anyone that speaks against us
obviously needs to be killed in look at what's happening, man. On both
sides of this war on the war between the the pride stuff, all that
stuff. Man, people are like calling for like the murders of like let's
exterminate the people. I'm not gonna say the word because they're probably gets flagged
even though we probably are at this point. But this idea that people are
calling for the deaths of groups of people because they think that they're more justified
when we're all human, there is one race, the human race. People
seem to not get it. It is crazy because I've always been in touch
with all the stuff of like, come on, what is people doing?
We gotta stop arguing fighting with each other because like I always say, if
you look up and start to realize who the people are that are really orchestrating
all these events, and then you're causing people the war with each other,
and like I'm gonna out the murder and death just because your cause is more
justified in your delusional mind, you know. And like I said, like
I I'm sure we have religious people in the audience, Christians and stuff like
that. Like Brett's Christian. He like he follows the Ten Commandments and stuff
like that, and I question him on some of his beliefs, but he's
it's it's firm in his mind where but he also questions a lot of things
also, right, And he's just like I just follow the moral ethics of
like Christianity, and I understand that too, right, So I don't.
And even I've got friends of all walks of life, okay, everyone mostly
so the idea that you know, people you got to stop is just come
together, you know, if it doesn't hurt I'm a libertarian, anarchase whatever.
If it doesn't hurt somebody else, if you're not hurting somebody else,
you know, then believe what you want. Crazy. I like that one.
I'm gonna have to start using them. So. Although in fifteen twenty
one marked the first werewolf trial, accusations of shape shifting on a mass scale
started even earlier. The Valais, which trials began in twenty eight when,
over the course of decades found dozens, if not hundreds of people guilty of
sorcery, witchcraft and werewolf free. I like that word, where wolf free.
They were all tortured and most were beheaded and burned at the stake.
The executions were ruthless. The accused were tied to ladders with a sachet of
gunpowder tight around their necks, yes, for which they were tipped into a
blazing fire. Although burning, which is in werewolves at the stake wasn't a
new thing, these trials were extraordinary because of the sheer amount of people accused
and because of what was happening to the nobility at the time. Unfortunately,
the reasons for the trials wasn't due to a sudden uptick in sorcery, witchcraft
or wearal effectivity. Of course it was because of political up of course,
very interestingly, just had that little around there undercent and it is. It's
kind of weird because at the end of the day, right, this is
what everything ties together and why, Like you know, this is my podcast,
our podcast. You're gonna get somewhat of my political opinion on stuff going
on because that's what we talk about on here, right is like eventually we'd
love to start a political show. But the world is on fire in my
opinion right now. Everyone's crazy fighting each other. Uh, the governments in
all countries are passing absurd laws and trying to push the massives towards this point
of exhaustion, and it's a it's it's sad and people should really wake up
and we have power and numbers at the end of the day, you know,
it's all about you. But I mindstand we could just them up and
just do our own thing. Yeah, I don't know. I think that
the people could We need a government for the people by the people, which
I don't think we've ever really had no And it doesn't look like we're going
to have it anytime soon. The entire region was relatively new, the control
of these lands were highly contested. In order to solidify the holdings of the
lords, the trials were held. Those who were accused and found guilty automatically
forfeited their land to Interesting. Because this tactic worked incredibly well for the noblemen,
the Holy Roman Empire attempted a similar strategy nearly a century later with the
werewolf witch trials. Those trials played the Europe for nearly three centuries before the
barbaric practice came to an end. So there you go, like, yeah,
that kind of solidifies the whole idea of like how scummy the Church,
the Roman Empire, the English Empire, all these people. It was like,
what scam can we come up with? And this sounds a lot like
modern day, Like a couple of years ago, in case everyone has forgotten,
something happened across the whole world. We had a bit of a thing
going, yeah, and it sounds like the same thing of like what scam
can we come up with? It It'll be like universally excess and then you
can suppress the people and train the wealth from the middle class and give it
to the poor. The high, the most uh, the biggest accumulation of
wealth in a group of people happened over the past couple of years. All
the rich got richer and everyone else got poor. And it's funny because I
remember, for the first period of that whole thing, I was like super
against everything that was happening, and I was seen as like like it nearly
felt like that. I was like, if I say the wrong thing somewhere,
I'll be fucking burnt. At the same I'll never stop bring up that
story. Like I called me a scumbag, some fat dude wearing a mask
because I was walking in the opposite direction of what the little tiles on the
floor were. And like I said, that just proved to me that people
can get conditioned like Batman like that, instantly being like, no, you
have to follow these rules, you have to do this, or you know,
all hell breaks loose, and people just didn't comply, which I keep
trying to remind you. Do not comply to electric cars, do not comply
to more taxes, do not you do not comply to any of this stuff,
dude. And as for everyone out there, everything I say is fucking
satire. Take nothing, seriously, nothing is serious, you know, but
at the end of it's I know, but it's kind of because it's funny
because like even this like I'm not a fan of Trump, okay, whatever,
people seem to like him. Maybe he is actually for the people,
but there's this witch hud going on for him because he seems to oppose some
of the shit that's going on, and the people that really do think that
he's fascist. You don't know what fascism is. You really don't. You
have no comprehension or idea what the word fascism actually means and what it actually
entails when someone is a real fascist, and it's crazy. That's why I
did a video. I was like, communism fascism seem very different on the
political scale, but are very much the same and the way they use their
power and their like authority on the on the will of the people. The
only reason people, especially even in the middle want Trump in because he wants
to get revenge because they are trying to target him for the stupidest bullshit.
And then meanwhile Biden is sniffing the hair of children, his son is involved
with money laundering like things in Ukraine is like has pictures with children doing his
hair and all around. It's weird, dude, that guy's a hunter.
B That's that shit goes deep, man, And I think people don't even
realize it, and they're like, but Trump's the bad guy, right,
They're all bad. But at the end of the day, you know it's
crazy. But Biden family fuckers are. Yeah, they're fucking aliens. And
I mean, right, I love Trump. How can you not like Trump?
Trump was in home loan time. No, come on, Trump likes
the UFC. He's a cool one. So just for everybody out there,
you know, obviously we love all the fans, all the hose heads and
the hose that's we love you guys, and we I want you to understand
that what we're doing is something different. Man. I'm gonna give my opinion
on some of the shows. And it's weird because how much some of the
conversation that we had throughout this episode, even the stuff that we kind of
went off the rails a bit, does relate very much back to the idea
of hunting people down because you're accusing them of werewolves. But if you don't
like what I have to say, I just want to tell you said that
was I was like, I gotta have this one, no idea, We're
gonna go off the rails like we did, but everyone give us five star
rating reviews. Obviously on Rumble. It's strange brew cast on on X.
I'm trying to post on their X is weird to me right, Like it's
a I don't know how to really navigate, like and I looked at it.
You gotta post often to like keep up with it, like I made
the Raptilian. You can also follow me on there where I share a lot
of David Ike shit, uh and and just try to put some of my
videos out there a little bit kind of. I got one that got like
eleven thousand views, and then people were just like trying to say their opinion
and and go off on me like crazy when they had like a profile with
like a duck on it, you know, like it's I don't know how
you're able to keep up with You literally have about seventy five thousand profiles across
that I have no idea, dude, I'm like, it's not that,
it's like it's probably like twenty all together or some shit all together the place
where like I'm mainly most active and even that sometimes I feel like I'm about
to dye. Yeah, and I've like posted like twice in a week,
and I'm like my political account, I'm just trying to focus on my political
account. And then Instagram is mainly for the show. I would like to
utilize x a bit. I'm trying to promote stuff on there, like you
know, getting people to go watch stuff on YouTube and rumble and maybe some
clips that can draw people in and stuff like that, because I do think
that the more we do this, the better we get at it. And
I think that we're reaching more and more people, and I think that people
understand kind of what we're going for is like we're trying to do something that
nobody everyone else seems to be afraid of. There's obviously shows that still kind
of do the same. They speak out the way that we do and make
observations or speculations about stuff that's going on. At the end of the day,
like, I'm trying to just have a fun conversation, and yes,
if I get a little heated, or it gets a little sexy, or
it gets a little weird, it's all part of the fun. Everybody,
you know, I was waiting for some sort of sound effect there, motherfucker.
So I hope everybody enjoys themselves. I have some disgusting fast food on
the way because I have not ate yet, and it is probably very nice.
Again, tell everybody what you're getting. I'm gonna, yeah, keep
it strange. I never eat this ship. I'm getting a big mac.
But it's just because, like the wife was out shopping. I haven't ate
yet, so I'm like, she's like it was where she was in town.
I was like, you know, I'm really gonna enjoy it, but
I'm gonna feel like shit after because it's literally double cheese burger earlier, and
like I knew because like I like trying to I'm trying to tell myself I
detest faster too, But like I know, in the back of my mind,
actually I saw the way they make the burgers. Man, did you
ever see how they make the chicken nuggat? I know it's like yis and
I love them shits as well. I've never been a chicken nugget fan.
I do hope people really enjoyed this show because like it's gonna happen on especially
when we have episodes like this where everything's kind of broken down. Into you
know, small stories, like it's kind of like the beginning of Strange Brew.
It's kind of what we do is we're we're kind of meant to go
off the rails a bit. The train is never like strictly on the track.
It's always dancing that line of just like going over, not gonna lie.
I enjoyed. I enjoyed this very much. Talk about wearolfs. It's
always fun time. Like I said, support us, give us five star
rate and reviews. Subscribe on Rumble. You can get merch on the website.
Like I always like, we don't make much off the merch, but
I want people to like wear that shirt if you're from Germany or you're from
you know, Australia or they We have a lot of tons of listeners in
the States, you know, guys buy especially the main logo shirt and rep
that. And I get questions all the time about my podcast shirt because it's
it's got bongs and aliens and reptilians and mushrooms and knives, and it's like
it's it's a fun conversation piece. You know, Tell your friends make sure
to take a picture of it and tag if I'm gonna get some class horror
cast merch. We're gonna actually start looking at developing different merch designs for both
of our sites. Stuff we can do incorporate horror aspects to it. I
feel like I could draw out a rough draft of some fun stuff for your
side of the stuff, and then I have a bunch of different ideas of
stuff we could probably throw together. So also, if you are an artist
out there and you do any digital art like you can always just give us
a shout out because we will support you. And if you're kind of up
the same alley we are of thought and weird strangeness and you're like horror movies.
I would like to hear from more of the fans. We do hear
from quite a bit of people, but I want to hear want of the
fans, you know, send me an email, Stranger podcast, gmail dot
com. I want everyone to kind of be a part of this. And
you can shoot me a message on Instagram anytime I should answer. Send your
number one favorite nude to any of tim socials. That'd be great. We'll
give you a shout out on the next show. I will show it on
the show. Yeah, we're going to do a Patriot episode a live stream
of us opening people's nudes. So make sure and get all those nudes.
And so the way we're gonna divide this up is a need of the chicks
that are sending in nudes, just make sure to put you know, see
see me in the email. And then if you're sending in dick picts or
like dude spreading their asses, make sure to put Tom no, no,
not that man, say that the Billy, so that the Billy. And
is like it's like two hundred followers on Instagram. It's definitely saiding to Billy.
Send it Billy. Billy only his Instagram. I think he deleted his
Facebook deleted like everything. But Instagram is like Billy Kirby some ship. You'll
find it in our uh in the Stranger podcast Instagram. Uh. But you
know, I hope everybody has a good day, you know, stay strange.
Uh. And I hope you enjoyed the werewolf conversation. I hope you
got if you if you feel like you're a werewolf, you're probably not you
Probably you're probably crazy. It's okay, man, people think they're furries now
and they just get to go in washrooms now. You know. It's like
It's like, let's give him a cat box because I think they're a cat,
right, they're a werewolf alright. Look, I don't think I'm aware
of but I mentally that's why we all are a Wurvois