1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:06,120 For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This has 2 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:12,839 the man be stildo corn is a live and kicking on over here. I'll 3 00:00:12,839 --> 00:00:14,839 have but your ass a couple of times. If you know what I'm saying. 4 00:00:15,279 --> 00:00:21,600 This is brother breaking all the forty yard brother come off zi Oh, 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,399 but I didn't piss off Jesus. You call that a penalty number one, 6 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:29,679 that's number one. It's the l a clippers boot. Shut up. You're 7 00:00:29,879 --> 00:00:35,240 tagging it wrong people. I would get it pregnant. They just called in 8 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:39,520 and hangs up. Your motherfucker that fucking kiss me off? Are you? 9 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,479 Are you in a shower down? Totally in the shower. He's not a 10 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,679 coke can give me James, stupid idiot. You're super idiot for getting so 11 00:00:47,799 --> 00:01:04,000 far up tight over you're clearly why why don't we're comming? Welcome the punch 12 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:08,439 drunk sports where winners win. Sorry the mic got hot there, but doesn't 13 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:17,079 matter because we got three studs here, three studs unbelievable joining me is always 14 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:25,680 uh. His new name is j Dog. He's the man. No, 15 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,879 it's fine, not okay, I mean he's giving me three I have three 16 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:30,000 nicknames. Now, okay, let me hear them. Which ones are they? 17 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,200 Oh? Hi, I'm tea but which one? Yeah? That was 18 00:01:33,239 --> 00:01:40,920 my introduce shoe dude and the worst Jason t Live. Wow that's where. 19 00:01:41,439 --> 00:01:44,480 But but I got so excited when I found out Johnny has three new nicknames. 20 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:48,200 Which one nerd ark, juicy Johnny? Well that yeah, maybe four 21 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:51,359 of them. Juicy Johnny, I don't know where? What's that about? 22 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,239 Uh? And then uh Jy dog now and then what's the other one? 23 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:00,159 Johnny nice? J j Nice? Gosh, boy, it's hard. Can 24 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,719 we get a punch drunk vote on jann Ice? Now? We're gonna remove 25 00:02:04,879 --> 00:02:09,000 nerd dork because that is your nickname on care Yeah, that would obviously win. 26 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:13,960 So yeah, so take nerd dork out and let's just go j n 27 00:02:14,039 --> 00:02:17,639 Ie noue Johnny potatoes because I'm throwing in Johnny potatoes. Look how he saw 28 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:25,360 having potatoes in his mouth? Potato? We got Johnny potatoes, which is 29 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:29,560 my fucking boat. If you can see this guy eating those big wedge apples 30 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,960 apples, Johnny apples seed that Oh that's all you take in, dude, 31 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,120 all right, Johnny apples. Though it sounds like he juggles balls at a 32 00:02:37,159 --> 00:02:40,840 fucking behind an Arby's. Don't talk about what I do in my personal time 33 00:02:40,879 --> 00:02:44,919 on the show. That's that's unprofessional. Hey, let me get a fucking 34 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,319 let me get a fucking uh roast beef sandwich. And is Johnny Apples working 35 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:54,360 right now? I'll take a French dip and a fondling from Johnny Apples. 36 00:02:54,719 --> 00:03:00,680 He'll do anything for curly fries. Oh my god, Well, then can 37 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:07,439 we make a punch on? He will sell his They are really good. 38 00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:16,240 They are really good. I've been saying. I think it depends where he 39 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:20,360 is, because you know, he could be at a nightclub and like Jay 40 00:03:20,439 --> 00:03:23,960 Nice is coming, Okay, that's cool. But definitely if he's in the 41 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:35,000 back of an ARB's, he's Johnny Apples. Oh dear, all the sports 42 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:40,639 that's happened since we last recorded, we spent talking about Apples. We missed 43 00:03:40,639 --> 00:03:47,520 you. Zip it, Johnny Apples. We tried so hard to do shows. 44 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:52,000 It just where I'm like, we're in two different time zone, so 45 00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:54,280 it just gets so hard because you've been on the rug Sam Houses road been. 46 00:03:54,319 --> 00:03:57,199 We'll get to sports, but just have a little catch up everybody, 47 00:03:57,479 --> 00:04:00,280 you know, roads great you know, it's just flying paint in the ass. 48 00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:03,360 And you know, I always want to get back to see my kids 49 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:08,400 on a Sunday, so I fly out as early as possible, you know, 50 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,039 And it's just it's hard to get up here. Your sleep out of 51 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,719 whack. I enjoy it, though. I'm just ready to shoot the special 52 00:04:16,319 --> 00:04:20,279 March third, hoping some people show up. I know they will, but 53 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:26,600 it's like everything in my life is like last second. I just want people 54 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:30,360 to show up right right, So say it again? Where because I stepped 55 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,319 on you there? Where are you shooting it? It's May fourth? May 56 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:36,199 third at the Bourbon Room. Oh cool? Cool? Cool? Yeah? 57 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:40,639 How are you gonna do? Like a multi camera? What are you gonna 58 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:44,120 do? Yeah, well, a bunch of cameras. Uh, Eddie, 59 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:49,120 Bravo's opening, and you know, I got my buddy Zane doing ten up 60 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:53,800 front. I'm gonna have Eddie do fifteen, Zane do fifteen, and I'm 61 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:59,199 gonna walk up at at an out and do an hour. Anything new about 62 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,800 this hour that you to tease or anything like that? Are you just gonna 63 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:04,439 know? I'm just super excited about it, and uh, I mean I'm 64 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:09,439 ready to dump. It's been two years. Some of the jokes didn't make 65 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:13,199 the last special, so I've been doing them for a while and I'm just 66 00:05:13,759 --> 00:05:15,959 you know, it's like I I try to do this, like I'll try 67 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:21,800 to give myself a this kind of this this hour is just like me trying 68 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:28,879 just can I take jokes that I I I stories that I basically tell I'm 69 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:32,800 broken simulation and turn them into material. And so the next thing I'm gonna 70 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:38,439 do is I want to take like my kind of crazy ass view of the 71 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:43,959 world and apply it to stuff that everybody experiences. That's my goal, Like 72 00:05:44,439 --> 00:05:46,120 little stupid things that maybe in the past I'd be like, I want to 73 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,800 talk about that now kind of like you know what I'm going to talk about 74 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:54,800 that, you know. That's That's what I'm struggle was feeling unrelatable, right 75 00:05:54,879 --> 00:05:59,279 s No, Yes, that's I I do feel like people think I'm just 76 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:05,399 trying to say crazy shit when everything I talk about literally happened, and so 77 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:09,480 I like, I like to talk about that stuff, but I want to 78 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:13,120 try to find things that everybody experiences next, and that's my goal. I 79 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:17,800 like, you know, I remember when Ari started doing storytelling, and I 80 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:19,360 was like, you know, what I want. I want to tell some 81 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:24,360 stories. So I won. I think it was like two years back to 82 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:28,199 no No No. This was like years and years and years ago. I 83 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,920 decided like, hey, this is this is going to be me telling stories 84 00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:33,879 about my life. And I just went through it and learned how to tell 85 00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:39,639 stories, which I think is like the top the top form of stand up 86 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:44,480 is storytelling. Yeah, you know, puns are great. I like, 87 00:06:44,519 --> 00:06:48,759 I like the guys to do puns, observations, storytellers at all, the 88 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:51,879 best comics of storytelling, yeah, all the best guys of story can you 89 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:57,639 take some from your life and make it relatable? And I think of like 90 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,480 Eddie Murphy, who lot you know, in our generation, he was just 91 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,759 the god in our generation and to a lot of people. But even if 92 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:10,279 like that, look at his delirious special it's all great jokes and great impressions. 93 00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:13,199 But he works him into these big, long stories. You know. 94 00:07:13,279 --> 00:07:17,480 That's the major right of like the the what you might call a great I 95 00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:19,720 mean, you know, you can argue that with the legion of Skins guys. 96 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:24,319 But Heedburg would be like one of the few exceptions in the modern among 97 00:07:24,399 --> 00:07:28,279 modern comedians, you know, the Wold set up punch things. But among 98 00:07:28,279 --> 00:07:30,199 the modern comedians, he's one of the rare exceptions that's not like a true 99 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:34,839 storyteller. Ah, the only guy. And I don't know if he does 100 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:38,439 a lot of story. I don't know if he tells stories from him. 101 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:42,279 I'm sure you can because he's great writer. But Mark Norman is uh a 102 00:07:42,399 --> 00:07:45,399 kind of set up punch kind of guy in the in the vein of h 103 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,680 And you know, it's very interesting. I have a buddy of mine that 104 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:54,279 has taken kind of uh the vibe of a Mitch Hepburg and turned into the 105 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:58,240 storytelling, which is Craig Content. Uh, he's blown up, he's doing 106 00:07:58,279 --> 00:08:03,480 great things. He's he just had a aby. Congratulations to Craig and uh 107 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,360 so I'm happy for him. But you know, it's like it's a it's 108 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:11,000 a skill, dude, it's a skill. And now every time does it 109 00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:13,839 come out fully written and now always doesn't have the ending. You have this 110 00:08:13,879 --> 00:08:16,600 great story that just does have this jump off point. So you got to 111 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:20,560 figure it out. But not for jokes. Let's get into sports. I've 112 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:24,399 been wanting to talk so much. I'm just it's unbelievable, but by a 113 00:08:24,399 --> 00:08:33,200 bit many a bit super Bowl. Yeah sure. I mean if you guys 114 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,960 think, did you anybody win any money, anybody plays any crazy uh parlay 115 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:41,399 bets, or anybody win any super Bowl squares any money? I forgot to 116 00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:46,480 I forgot to play bets. I didn't place any bets either. I just 117 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,279 didn't. And I just felt like, you know, it's like say whatever 118 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:54,200 you want, you know, and everybody's talking about conspiracy theorists and the Super 119 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,720 Bowl. It wasn't exactly the way all the conspiracy theorists thought it was gonna 120 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:00,919 go. So but that's you know, it's like for me, man, 121 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,679 it's just like they had a plan. Let's just say they had a plan 122 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:11,519 and it was executed perfectly to the two to the most watched television show since 123 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:15,120 I think it's either the most watched or the second host watch of all time 124 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,279 outside the moon Landing, which we all know is fake. So besides that, 125 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:22,519 what it was more than the moon landing? Oh yeah, so the 126 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:26,639 I mean, I mean, their plan work get Taylor Swift to the super 127 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:31,159 Bowl twenty three million in the US. Yeah. So my question to you, 128 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:43,480 Jason Tebow and John Apples is is is is? Is I forgot the 129 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:52,360 question. I literally forgot the question. It just left con fixed. They 130 00:09:52,399 --> 00:09:54,639 got away with what they wanted to get away with. They got to us 131 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:56,840 with Super Bowl. So your question to us is, Johnny Apples, I 132 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:03,879 don't remember it Ice Spice yes or no? Absolutely? Yes, yeah, 133 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:07,080 I would hit Ice Spicy. Sure, I would hit Ice Spice for sure. 134 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:11,360 Did you notice she look confused every time they showed her on camera, 135 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,159 though she looked genuinely. I don't I mean, dude, when I make 136 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:20,080 joking around the downs, uh, I I literally think she's probably not downs, 137 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,720 but she's real close. Yeah, yeah, she's not high IQ no 138 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:30,039 and or I mean, could it be mk ultra dude? Maybe her brain 139 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:33,320 is just fried. I don't know why, but she's somehow it's figured out 140 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:39,240 a way to get to where she is doing the bare minimum, which is 141 00:10:39,399 --> 00:10:45,120 just like saying about farting that bend over and show you her portals. You 142 00:10:45,159 --> 00:10:50,840 know that. It's like unbelievable to me. Yeah, I mean Barley or 143 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,679 Py probably bettering like this. But I said to myself, and I'm not 144 00:10:54,759 --> 00:10:56,720 joking, this is true, And I want you to guess how many times 145 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:01,399 away now they could be more sure? There might might have been a bet 146 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:05,159 in Vegas about I remember this question. No, every time they showed Taylor 147 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:09,840 Swift, I had to drink a beer. Now, the only caveat was 148 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,960 I had to be done with that beer by the time they showed her again. 149 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:16,559 How many beers do you think now? I honestly, I still think 150 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:22,320 you're drunk from the Super Bowl beers. I have to be alive. Thirteen 151 00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:26,200 wow, thirteen beers I had during that Super Bowl. And you only know 152 00:11:26,639 --> 00:11:31,240 what's the shocking, Like, are we more shocked at how many times the 153 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:33,960 showed tailor shirt or the fact that you figured out a way to drink more 154 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,720 beers? Oh? No, that's not surprise. I went to my job 155 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:43,360 right after the Super Bowl driving ambulances. I got a new gig, so 156 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,399 I'm fine with that. But it could have been more than that. It 157 00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:48,600 could have been more than that. I mean, they didn't show her as 158 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:52,399 much as they didn't show he as much as I thought they would. Actually 159 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:56,600 me too, and that included post game. I didn't want to kill myself, 160 00:11:56,639 --> 00:11:58,200 so I said I'll start at the kickoff, because if I did the 161 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,720 pregame, I probably too. I did the exact same thing. Yeah, 162 00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:05,840 totally, But yeah, so it was thirteen that I had counted. Now 163 00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:09,919 it might have been more than that. Do you guys believe that the story 164 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,879 is true that she had Kanye West removed? Now? I do believe that 165 00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:18,000 he did buy a ticket right in front of her booth, so every time 166 00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:22,240 they showed her he could photo bombit. One hundred percent believe that that's true. 167 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:26,759 But I don't think anybody has the power to get somebody kicked out. 168 00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:30,559 If you could, once you paid fifty thousand dollars of that ticket, two 169 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,799 seats, fifty grand, she can't get it. Somebody kicked out. No, 170 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,960 I don't think so either. And he denied that was reported everywhere he 171 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,600 said, he denied it. If she didn't, still he denied it. 172 00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:46,679 I don't think she kicked him out. I think that's I think, dude, 173 00:12:46,039 --> 00:12:54,600 that she is dominating so much in life that she just who gives the 174 00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:56,480 shit. And even though they're both kind of battling for, you know, 175 00:12:56,559 --> 00:13:01,120 on Spotify globally who's the top person, which is an insane thing to be 176 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:07,000 involved with, But she doesn't care, dude, She doesn't care. She's 177 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,720 in this wonderful fake relationship with this wonderful fake boyfriend, and she's just enjoying 178 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:18,960 it. Why last My question to you guys is are you down with this 179 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:24,159 discussion of is Patrick Mahomes the greatest of all time? I think it's absolutely 180 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:30,480 way premature. I think, you know, I think it's time to start 181 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,159 the conversation. But no, if the conversation needs to start between who was 182 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:37,360 better him or Joe Montana because it's not even close. But I don't care 183 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:43,159 what anybody says. Okay, I don't care what anybody says. Three rings 184 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:48,600 aren't even close to seven rings, okay. And the dude beat the dude 185 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:52,000 in the super Bowl. It's a teen sport. We know that it's a 186 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:56,799 teen sport. But there's a reason why those guys get paid what they get 187 00:13:56,799 --> 00:14:01,279 paid. And maybe maybe even though we know it wasn't that, but maybe 188 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:05,759 you can even if you want to concede at some point. It was a 189 00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:11,000 weekend at Bernie's where they were pulling Tom Brady's dead corpse down the field, 190 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,559 which I don't think it was that was paid Manning, that was paid Manning 191 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:18,399 with you. But but people go, oh, it wasn't even him, 192 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,759 it was it was the Bucks and the blah blah, blah. I'm like, 193 00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:24,039 okay, even if he's we've seen what other quarterbacks could do with that 194 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:28,399 team and it was it wasn't the same dude, it's the same thing. 195 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:33,360 That argument is the same thing as like remember when Jordan when they first repeated 196 00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:37,600 and they're like, is Jordan better than Magic? I know not until he 197 00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:41,200 gets twomar rings. He isn't, But he was in the argument because you 198 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:45,159 start going, Wow, this guy's young, this guy has a decent team 199 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,639 around him, this guy is well coached. He could be in a you 200 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:52,240 know, when his when all said and done, I don't I don't like 201 00:14:52,279 --> 00:14:58,120 that conversation till somebody retires or unless you know career you're like, yeah, 202 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,759 he's the goat, but he's you know, just being a role player in 203 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:05,320 fucking Carolina. Whatever the fuck, but it's time to start having that conversation. 204 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:09,200 If this guy's thirty nine and just won his fucking third Super Bowl, 205 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,960 I'm like, say, no way he's getting a six or seven. But 206 00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:16,279 fuck, he's twenty six, twenty seven and firing on all cylinders. He 207 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:20,679 could conceivably in the next eight years, nine years, get three or four 208 00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:26,120 more rings and maybe they're not all with Kansas City. Maybe there's no way 209 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:28,720 let that go. Yeah. And the argument you could have had said that 210 00:15:28,759 --> 00:15:33,840 about Manning, people said that about Jordans. You could have had before about 211 00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:37,600 that too, is that Brady was enabled by Belichick, but because of what 212 00:15:37,639 --> 00:15:41,879 happened to Belichick after Brady left. Yeah, you know, it's just completely 213 00:15:41,879 --> 00:15:45,519 negated that argument, righteem to make Brady happy or not? Do you think 214 00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:48,840 Brady likes that they're saying, hey, Man, probably for that, or 215 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,639 Man, we did this together, get off, get off from a coach. 216 00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:54,440 No. I think he's super competitive. He wants the credit. Yeah, 217 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,279 for sure. I mean why Yeah, because I mean if you read 218 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,399 about how they fell out toward the end. Yeah, I don't think. 219 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:03,879 I don't think he's that kind of guy that would be. I don't seem 220 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:07,480 to enjoy that last super Bowl the most. Yeah, yeah exactly. Maybe 221 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,480 like he knew that he won't ever do this again. Maybe he knew he 222 00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:14,960 was playing with house money. But he was the drunkest at that Tampa. 223 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,399 He threw the fucking trumphy from a boat to another boat. Yeah, I 224 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:22,039 mean he was the drunkest at that one. He knew that that was That's 225 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,759 it. I did it. I mean I got away with an extra one. 226 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:32,320 And I mean, like, to get seven super Bowls is so insane, 227 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,320 it's anything. It's kinda been What do you think chicken fingers? That's 228 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:41,480 not that crazy? What are the hardest feats? And I get seven Johnny 229 00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:45,159 Apple hand jobs? Yeah? I could do seven Johnny Apple hand jobs behind 230 00:16:45,159 --> 00:16:48,879 the RBS, for sure. I could do that in thirty minutes. Bro, 231 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,519 I'm fast, double double team man. Uh but well, okay, 232 00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:56,120 so what are some of the that's that's got to be among the hardest main 233 00:16:56,399 --> 00:17:03,399 like major sports, uh stats? Right now? To achieve one hundred points? 234 00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:06,160 One hundred points, that's the hardest one, right, will that will 235 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:10,359 be broken? Oh? Yeah? Did you see the ringer did a big 236 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,240 rundown of who's most likely to do that? Who's it was? Don Chic 237 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,319 is the guy that's most believe that? Yeah? And he he he is 238 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:26,240 he he is the white James Harden in Houston. He's the same thing. 239 00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:30,960 And we just give him way too much credit. And he's just the same 240 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:34,599 guy, you know. And the fact that yet another teammate hasn't worked out 241 00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:38,640 with him, and it's just nobody wants to talk about that, and he 242 00:17:38,799 --> 00:17:41,039 just must be like, all you gotta do is take care of Kyrie. 243 00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:45,119 And it works out. But Kyrie's crazy because now he's like, maybe Kyrie 244 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,960 doesn't like the attention. He doesn't want any attention. Goes to Dallas, 245 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,559 he gets to play, he's he's he's robbin to Batman. Everyone leaves him 246 00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:56,559 alone. He doesn't care. Yeah, you don't hear shit about Kyrie anymore. 247 00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:59,319 You're right, he just doesn't care. He's like, I'm chill, 248 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:02,880 bro this how I've always wanted it. But yeah, I think it will 249 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,519 be donch It. I think it will be donche It. And I think 250 00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:10,039 the NBA has a real problem right now, and uh, they're never gonna 251 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:15,519 admit it because right now everything's sunshine blue Skies because all these new mediums are 252 00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:18,640 popping up where they're getting more and more money to do it. And I 253 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,599 just think he I think they got problems. I think they're gonna And that's 254 00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:25,240 the only reason they re signed Adam Adam Silver because he knows how to negotiate 255 00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:33,119 those contracts, which is gonna happen with Apple. With with Apple, Amazon 256 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,079 and Netflix they talk about But here's an interesting thing. So that we talked 257 00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:41,119 about this and I want to go back to Super Bowl. But ESPN and 258 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:47,400 Fox Sports are now everyone's kind of losing their mind because they're like, oh, 259 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,039 where, uh, we're gonna combine to make one streaming service. I 260 00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:57,240 don't know if anyone remembers, but he has being openly bought Fox Sports way 261 00:18:57,279 --> 00:19:00,640 back in the day. They they've always had it, and that was why 262 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:06,720 it was really weird. Nobody ever talked about when ESPN but you know, 263 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:08,960 made a deal with the UFC. It was right around when college football was 264 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,799 about to start and they were supposed to have a big fight on Fox. 265 00:19:12,039 --> 00:19:15,720 But they're like, we're not going to take off college football. ESPN was 266 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,400 like, we're not gonna put you where college football is. We're gonna put 267 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,720 you back on Fox. And I thought that was the biggest deal on Nobody 268 00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:26,160 talked about it. Nobody talked about it, and that's why I had to 269 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,200 bring up again so nobody cares. Yes, the only bet I almost placed 270 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,079 on the Super Bowl and I was kicking myself after when the Chiefs got down 271 00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:38,799 by like ten, they were at maybe four to one to win, and 272 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:44,160 I almost bet on the Chiefs money line at that point like one hundred bucks 273 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,319 or something, and I was pissed after that didn't. I was so and 274 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:48,759 I logged in and everything, but it was gonna take like thirty minutes for 275 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:52,480 the for the point to get into the crypto that I was gonna send to 276 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:52,880 get in there. And I was like, fuck it, am I gonna 277 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:57,599 do it? Did you guys have did you guys happen to see that the 278 00:19:57,599 --> 00:20:03,920 They are positive that they the color of the gatorade was leaked and they bore 279 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:10,759 the Super Bowl. A ton of money came in all out of New York 280 00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:15,400 on the color purple, so much so that it skewed the odds and they 281 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,599 stopped taking bets. So like, it's the easiest thing to leak. One 282 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:26,480 guy just yeah, oh the guy. A guy put twenty grand down and 283 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:32,359 that there was a streaker and he was the streaker. Are you serious? 284 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,160 That's so funny. Oh, they won't pay that. But that's stupid because 285 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,759 you you got to get this. You could get away with that. No, 286 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:45,200 it's dumb as saying that you were the guy, right right, that's 287 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,319 totally stupid. What you gotta do is you got to get Johnny Apples to 288 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:52,160 get his fun bag out, let him run across the street and a diaper, 289 00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:55,359 then you make that money. They're like, I don't, I don't 290 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:57,960 know, Johnny Apples, I don't do I have a diaper? Why do 291 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:06,920 I have a diaper? Bro? Look, Johnny Apples costume is a thought. 292 00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:10,880 I thought. I thought my hole was just so like exhausted that it 293 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,240 needs the extra sport of diaper offers. Is that not what you meant? 294 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,279 No? No, Johnny Apple's costume is obviously a bag of apples and a 295 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:22,039 diaper. The tampon that's in your ass is because your butthole keeps getting blown 296 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:27,519 out by hot dudes at least. Uh wow, So oh man, that's 297 00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:32,599 good. So they froze betting in New York, Huh, that's only on 298 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,960 that bet well, Vegas. I believe it was Vegas, but all of 299 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,240 the bunny, that's how they found it, because all of a sudden, 300 00:21:37,319 --> 00:21:42,400 eighty thousand dollars comes in all from New York City on purple and they're like, 301 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,880 row, I would love to get a tip like that someday, Yo, 302 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,279 why did you? Then you gotta explain how you got the tip, 303 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:53,119 Johnny. You'd be like, I'm Johnny Apple. No, ya, you 304 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:56,880 don't say shit about how you You just make the money. You just place 305 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,200 the bat place it a few different places. Johnny Apples does with Johnny Apple 306 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:06,279 wants, and we know that about him. That's that's very right. I 307 00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:08,480 here's a little bit of a sidetrack. We're talking about gambling buddy of mine. 308 00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:11,680 I won't say what casino he works for, but he is the head 309 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,000 of surveillance, so he's the guy who's catching people cheating and stuff like this. 310 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,160 And he said, the new thing that people are doing, and they 311 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:22,359 can't do anything about it right now, is in crabs. There's a new 312 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:26,240 way people are rolling. And you hold the six and the one on the 313 00:22:26,319 --> 00:22:30,359 side with your finger and your hant and thumb, and they're pushing it instead 314 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,599 of shaking it, so it's just rolling. The one in the six will 315 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:38,039 roll hit the wall and eliminate those numbers, and then they're skewing their bets 316 00:22:38,079 --> 00:22:41,799 that way. And then he said, he said, the people that are 317 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:44,799 good at it, all they do is sit and practice on a table, 318 00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:48,279 pushing that and keeping the one and six on the sides. And he said 319 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:51,880 they're cleaning up and right now the casinos don't know what to fucking do. 320 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,799 You gotta be legal, right, it's legal. There's nothing it's legal. 321 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:59,839 But they're talking about and what's the game craps? Which car counting is legal? 322 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,359 They just they they don't want it. He's like, the people that 323 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,119 know how to do this, they come in with like two or three of 324 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,880 them and they fucking clean up. I was like, that's kind of cool. 325 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:12,440 Yeah, but they're just gonna get rid of the game, or they're 326 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,720 just gonna figure out if you said it, they're gonna make can't said it 327 00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:19,240 certain ways, you can't pick it. They're gonna do any anything that the 328 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,880 house never loses. They'll lose for a second. Yeah, that's the thing 329 00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:26,319 right now. They're semi losing for a second on that. And it's a 330 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,759 rare few people that are doing It's not like there's a lot of people doing 331 00:23:27,759 --> 00:23:30,839 it. But he said to people that they've been not catching, but they 332 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:36,519 watch all the fucking footage that the ones that are winning like that all rule 333 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,119 the exact same way and push that and it eliminates the six and the one 334 00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,119 that's fascinating. Isn't that crazy? He told me that the other day. 335 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:45,200 I was like, dang, that's cool. I'm gonna tell you on my 336 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,240 podcast. He goes, what, No, you're not, and I goes 337 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:52,319 kidding, But he doesn't listen. That's the thing he'll never know, right 338 00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:59,039 Mark Dad words, Do you guys see Kanye West super Bowl commercial? Oh? 339 00:23:59,279 --> 00:24:02,960 What do you think? I love that? Let me just show it. 340 00:24:03,039 --> 00:24:07,680 Let me show quick. It's crazy, It's hilarious. Like good for 341 00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:10,000 him. I like him. He's crazy as hell, but I like him. 342 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:15,200 Well he's and it's my commercial. And since he spent all the money 343 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:19,640 on the commercial spot we actually he didn't spent anybody on the actual commercial. 344 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,359 But the idea is, I want you to go to easy dot com. 345 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:30,319 Why he need ze hy dot com And I'm alla write it at the bottom 346 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:41,359 of the screen and I got some shoes and that's it. He spent seven 347 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:45,599 million dollars getting out on the air. And they say he made over one 348 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,000 hundred million dollars. Oh, I thought I saw nineteen is what he put 349 00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:51,480 on Instagram. They made no, I thought he said I Some said he 350 00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:55,640 made over one hundred mili and he was still good. Dude tripled his money. 351 00:24:55,960 --> 00:25:00,279 He tripled his money and Jesus spent seven mil. He doubled his money 352 00:25:00,319 --> 00:25:07,480 plus almost almost triple. Yeah, nineteen million. Yeah. Yeah, good 353 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,720 for you, dude, Good for you. What about Jesus spending fourteen million 354 00:25:11,799 --> 00:25:15,440 dollars on two commercials. This guy's rolling in the dough. Yeah, somebody 355 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:22,319 I can't know who killed on the commercials. The gays crushed the gas crush, 356 00:25:22,559 --> 00:25:26,079 Yeah, they crush. Well, there are a lot of gay commercials. 357 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:30,559 Gay people in commercials in no sense, I look for my people. 358 00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:36,880 I can't believe they did it. They did it Jesus like that, though 359 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,559 they should have had him like you want to get don't put you up to 360 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,519 Johnny. Johnny and I have discussed it. Johnny's cool with it. No, 361 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:45,240 I just I mean, I don't I wasn't surprised by that because I 362 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:52,079 grew up with that image and like I remember in Uh, the preacher's wife 363 00:25:52,079 --> 00:25:56,519 with the youth group would have these like really serious like foot washing kind of 364 00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,480 like what would you call it, like a rich school almost where it was 365 00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:03,920 you know, it's meant to like I don't know, I didn't think it 366 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,279 was weird at the time, but but and then seeing that ad I didn't 367 00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:10,240 think it was weird because I kind of grew up in that tradition, but 368 00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,799 I think it. Yeah, you know, there was something that the vibe 369 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:17,039 of it, the way it was being done was a little off to me, 370 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,799 but the I act itself didn't freak me out. It makes sense to 371 00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:23,559 me that that makes sense to you, because that lady was washing your feet. 372 00:26:23,599 --> 00:26:29,440 Now you're behind at Arby's washing people's fucking nut sacks. That's right, 373 00:26:29,559 --> 00:26:36,720 yea, yeah dude, I mean what about John Jesus? Yeah, well, 374 00:26:36,759 --> 00:26:41,599 do you guys see the halftime show forever? I say it every gosh 375 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,000 dang year, and I will for the rest of it. Now use the 376 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,839 Lord's name in vain me do nothing will ever, nothing will ever be better 377 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,720 than Prince. So, you know, I thought it was okay. The 378 00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:57,440 roller skating thing was cool. It sounded like the greatest hits, uh you 379 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:03,359 know thing. I was the one in LA when they had Snoop and they 380 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,720 had all the fucking West Coast rappers. That well, I thought was better. 381 00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:10,640 Yeah, this was just okay. It seemed like a Vegas safe kind 382 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:15,519 of you know. I'd say, c plus what you guys think, not 383 00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:18,680 for me, not for me, Not for me. I I I think 384 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,119 that I think the halftime show should always be rock and roll. I will 385 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:26,640 say though, that my my girl sent me a video walking past the garage 386 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:33,759 up here on Motor Uh and all you could hear was chicks just screaming all 387 00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:37,240 the songs like singing there. It was so loud. Okay, yeah, 388 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,720 I said, Tina, I want to see that because I used to do 389 00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:41,559 stand up at that joint all the time. Where hold on, let me 390 00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:45,000 see garage over by Johnny's house. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah on 391 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:49,240 three one, four seven West Motor Avenue. Yeah. And now you understand 392 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,880 what the halftime show is about. It's it's for women. They have to 393 00:27:53,960 --> 00:28:00,680 they have to dress this show in everything female so that they stay and enjoy 394 00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:06,880 because the game doesn't interest them as much. They get excited when when everybody 395 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,319 else gets excited. But I mean, yes, for the people they don't 396 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,000 care about the game, the halftime showing, the commercial. Yeah, it 397 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,559 doesn't have to be women. It could be you know, the lives that 398 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,160 don't care. Your if your husband doesn't care, if you happen to be 399 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,839 married to a lesbian somehow. But yeah, it's for the people that don't 400 00:28:23,839 --> 00:28:26,440 care about the game because they're going to be forced to watch it anyway, 401 00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:29,920 So we're gonna give you a little something too. I think it should have 402 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,119 been The Killers. The Killers are from Vegas, Y Live fan, but 403 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,920 I get that he has a show there and probably was way cheaper for them 404 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,559 to just move all of his dancers and all of his fucking props from his 405 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,119 residencies to the fifty yard line. Then the have to do. You know 406 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:52,279 how much that that that that halftime show cost him to perform? Well, 407 00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:55,240 I know they only get paid to skal right, the performers get paid nothing. 408 00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,000 Yeah, I bet it costs because well it costs him six one hundred 409 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,720 and thirty nine dollars. It cost him that much. What do you mean? 410 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,039 Yeah, that's what they said. The cost of the show to perform 411 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:11,519 there costs him six hundred and thirty nine dollars. Where did they come up 412 00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:15,279 with that number? That's a fucking uber from Vegas during the Super Bowl. 413 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:22,160 Don't get Usher lost six hundred dollars. He had to pay six thirty nine. 414 00:29:22,359 --> 00:29:26,680 Look it up and they say he made one hundred mili in streamings. 415 00:29:26,759 --> 00:29:29,880 But I mean, if it cost him, that's probably what he had to 416 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,480 pay for his whole crew to park. That's probably it, all right, 417 00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:36,480 I got, I got all y'all's parking, and I see y'all at the 418 00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:40,680 fifty yard line. Don't forget your fucking roller skates. Mark, don't forget 419 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,640 your fucking roller skates. I don't see that number. I just search six 420 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:47,400 thirty nine. I don't see. How about you just look up how much 421 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:52,480 it costs Usher? What you're saying costs him and I don't quite understand what 422 00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:56,000 that means. Here's the article, Johnny. Look up. It says he 423 00:29:56,079 --> 00:30:00,519 got paid six hundred and seventy one dollars. Oh I thought, oh, 424 00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:04,400 union shit, that's what I was saying. They get paid scale. All 425 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,920 the performers in Super Bowl get paid scale. Okay, that's right, Johnny. 426 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,480 Look up fat guy sixty nine. See what pops up? That guy 427 00:30:11,599 --> 00:30:15,799 sixty Oh that's in my favorites already. Dude. Oh yeah, that's right 428 00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:25,599 there, that guy six It hit two windows ago, Johnny? Oh uh, 429 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,319 what else was the guy of fucking Oh yeah? So super Bowl ads? 430 00:30:27,519 --> 00:30:30,640 What did you guys think about? Now? I did not eat, 431 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,279 and I work for the NFL for sixteen years. I didn't know or I 432 00:30:33,319 --> 00:30:37,640 had completely forgotten that for this one game they had changed the overtime rules. 433 00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:41,960 And right when San Francisco gotten field goal range, I go, holy shit, 434 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:45,480 it's a wrap. And then they kick a field goal and then they 435 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,799 still got the ball. I go, oh, that's right, they both 436 00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:49,960 get the ball in overtime. Oh yeah, see, I had forgotten that 437 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,480 they changed the I remember that changed. But they also changed the rules for 438 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:57,559 the playoffs, which well even if yeah, the playoffs were different, and 439 00:30:57,599 --> 00:31:00,839 the Super Bowl is even different because if you scored a touchdown, the game 440 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,319 wasn't over. Yeah yeah, And it seems like you were in the same 441 00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:07,640 boat though, Jason as a lot of the forty nine ers players, including 442 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,039 up bring up the guys at the coin toss who chose to take the ball, 443 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,000 like Matt Hasselback. Remember Matt hassele Back in the playoffs, we want 444 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:18,799 the ball, We're going to score yees has the equivalent of that. That's 445 00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:22,119 one of my favorite moments in sports history. I love that. That was 446 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,519 That was a true class and yes, dude, I loved I was. 447 00:31:26,559 --> 00:31:30,319 I was rooting for them so hard after he did that, I was like, 448 00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:32,559 oh, please let them win. And they did. Not he threw 449 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:37,200 an interception. Well, the Kansas City Chiefs said, and I think it 450 00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:42,119 was their coach said Andy Reid said that, thank the reps, and he 451 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:48,079 said they did a fantastic job of explaining the new overtime rules to the captains 452 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,440 before the coin tops. Now the Niners claim, hey, we didn't even 453 00:31:53,519 --> 00:31:56,839 know these We didn't know most of us didn't know this. So was it 454 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:02,000 the captains that did not go back and convey that information to the rest of 455 00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:07,440 the team, or are they just making up excuses for their coach? They're 456 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:13,200 making up excuses. Now, listen, the reason people are saying they fucked 457 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:17,759 up is because you gave Patrick Mahomes the ball. Lest Yeah, that's why 458 00:32:17,839 --> 00:32:22,880 they with those new rules. You should go, hey, we're kicking even 459 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:29,400 though they feel like their defense is on the heels. The only college and 460 00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:31,440 I was saying this, the only exception to that is this. Now, 461 00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:39,680 Let's say the Chiefs march down the fucking field. Your defense is on its 462 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:45,240 heels for an eight minute drive, they're exhausted. You just lost your safety, 463 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:49,000 and then they get the ball. You don't want to give your defense. 464 00:32:49,319 --> 00:32:52,559 Put your defense back on the field after they you need to give them 465 00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:57,119 a breather. That's the only other time if both teams are fresh with those 466 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,519 rules, I'm kicking that ball and I'm gonna let them score. And I 467 00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:04,359 know, Okay, we need a touchdown here, or I'm gonna let them 468 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,839 kick field and go we need a touchdown or a field goal here, or 469 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,240 if we take the ball fucking from him, Nick, you know, we 470 00:33:10,359 --> 00:33:14,279 just got to score. I just don't know a situation. Even in that 471 00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:16,599 situation, you'd have to weigh that against like is wouldn't it just be better 472 00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:21,000 to have the information of like, what did what? What is the what 473 00:33:21,039 --> 00:33:22,480 are the Chiefs gonna do? First? You know what? I mean, 474 00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:27,720 Yeah, that's the right. But yeah, I mean that's a possible exception. 475 00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:30,920 They fucked up. They fucked up for sure. Well. Falcons fans 476 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:36,279 loved that that Shanahan lost another overtime Super Bowl. I mean, do they 477 00:33:36,279 --> 00:33:38,319 really do? They love that? We love it? Yeah? Fuck him? 478 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:43,079 Well, they scapegoat Steve. They scapegoted Steve Wilcs they fired him. 479 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,200 He kept Mahomes tied up in knots for the entire game. Pretty much. 480 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:54,240 It's the exact same thing the Chargers did when they blew like what twenty four 481 00:33:54,279 --> 00:34:00,599 to twenty seven to three lead in the playoffs against Jacksonville and they came back 482 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:08,360 one. They fired the offensive coordinator because Stanley was the defensive coordinator was running 483 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,840 the defense. You should have fired your defense for not being able to stop 484 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,920 them from giving up the giant lead. You're totally right, man, It's 485 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:22,719 just unbelievable to me. It's just unbelievable. And even the betting favorite for 486 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,480 next year right now, those Samto's forty nine ers are the betting favorite. 487 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:30,519 Really a lot of tea who's staying and who's gone. They don't have a 488 00:34:30,599 --> 00:34:34,519 lot of free agents. Wilson, dude, he should have been given the 489 00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:37,559 Panthers job. I feel bad for that guy. He was he won with 490 00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:40,400 that shitty Panthers roster two years ago and he didn't get the job, and 491 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,559 then he now he's out after one year. I could get why he if 492 00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:47,400 that guy and he who was amazing after the Panthers thing about not playing the 493 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,559 race card. But if anybody wants to play the race card like it's Eric 494 00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:54,800 b Enemy possibly although less so now. And Steve Wilkes, who just can't 495 00:34:55,199 --> 00:35:00,000 seem to keep a job. In the NFL despite having great results. Now 496 00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:01,480 did something happen with the Enemy because he's out of work? Well, I 497 00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:07,440 mean like without him they won the Super Bowl. Yeah, that and he 498 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,400 didn't have a great year with Sam Howell. You know, you know after 499 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:15,480 he lost his job the Enemy, he went in the week before the Super 500 00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:20,719 Bowl and worked with the Chiefs for free on their on their offense and met 501 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,079 with them. Didn't really he could have went and met with him for a 502 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:25,159 whole day. Look at Wow, worked with him the whole day, just 503 00:35:25,199 --> 00:35:29,599 like, hey man, for you guys, here some fucking plays So sweet 504 00:35:29,639 --> 00:35:32,239 of him. Wow, that's really nice. We wanted the Raiders to get 505 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:37,159 him so badly, these these guys. I mean, like he'd be perfect, 506 00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,559 he'd he's got the attitude for the Raiders everything, our coach, our 507 00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:44,440 OC would be ship talking motherfuckers. I would love it. And now they 508 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,920 get the OC from the Bears. And now there's some dumb ass talk about 509 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:52,440 them trying to get Justin was it Foster? Is that his name? The 510 00:35:52,519 --> 00:35:58,920 quarterback fields? Justin Fields? Why in the world would you get that team 511 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,400 back together? So the Bears taking quarterback in the draft, is that the 512 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:06,280 idea and then they trade fields. Is that they were like, if the 513 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,119 Bears try to get rid of fields. No, but that's what I'm saying. 514 00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:10,159 With the Bears take a quarterback in the draft, Jason, you would 515 00:36:10,159 --> 00:36:13,599 know, Yeah, Caleb Williams. Is all the talk here that they want 516 00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,280 Caleb. That's all you really. He doesn't want to go there, So 517 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:20,159 we'll see what happens. I'll give you a fucking twenty eight million reasons you 518 00:36:20,159 --> 00:36:22,880 want to go there. Yeah, but he'll get that wherever he goes. 519 00:36:23,079 --> 00:36:27,000 He whin the last time we saw a quarterback try to depart ball, was 520 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,519 it Eli? Yeah, that's it right, yea, but Eli before that 521 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:37,559 famously Yeah right yeah, I mean Washington wants. I mean, if I 522 00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:42,119 was Chicago and I can go down to the second pick, I can get 523 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:46,360 either May or get the Daniels. Well, I think is I don't know, 524 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,519 man, Caleb Williams. I like him, dude. I'm telling you 525 00:36:50,559 --> 00:36:54,880 this. I've been trying to tell everybody this. Dude, Caleb Williams season 526 00:36:55,840 --> 00:37:01,360 what in the shitter? After he did that stupid as commercial where he walked 527 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:08,239 under like the he walked under the ladder, he was like this, he 528 00:37:10,199 --> 00:37:14,840 he was holding it. Never thought about that cover of this. He's on 529 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,920 the cover of that. They were making fun of it. And then his 530 00:37:16,079 --> 00:37:22,480 seasoned just ship the bed right after literally jinx himself. That's what I'm saying, 531 00:37:22,559 --> 00:37:27,719 bro Inside, I remember watching Going Dog. You're dancing, You're dancing 532 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,320 with darkness there, dude, like you. I'll say this to Sammy when 533 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:35,880 Johnny, I bet you didn't know that when when Caleb women won the Heisman 534 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,719 and then like and then he kind of petered off. I mean he stats 535 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,360 petered up. You know. His two receivers were when he won the Heisman. 536 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,679 Yeah, Drake London for the Falcons and I'm on Saint Brown from Detroit. 537 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,880 Johnny a muted Yeah, yeah, I forgot Drake London. But I 538 00:37:53,159 --> 00:37:58,320 remember just because they always mentioned it when I when we played Ammon Ross Brown 539 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,119 number one receivers in the NFL, both of them thousand yard receivers, both 540 00:38:04,119 --> 00:38:07,360 of them up for Rookies of the Year, and those were his receivers. 541 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,199 Then he lost his receivers and he got Jerry Rice's kid, who was like 542 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:14,840 nineteen twenty. Yeah, and oh whatever that number one was, but that 543 00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:21,320 was election. Those were Caleb Williams receivers when he won the Heights, then 544 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,239 they went pro, and then he does a commercial where he walks under a 545 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:28,280 ladder and it's been a house of cards. Can we just talk about again 546 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:35,639 how stupid the Carolina Panthers were for just not waiting a year. Three quarterbacks 547 00:38:35,639 --> 00:38:39,079 that are all like sure things at the top of this draft and six foot 548 00:38:39,559 --> 00:38:42,599 yeah, you know, could have just waited, could have just waited, 549 00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,800 kept all those picks kept, could have kept our receiver. Dude, I 550 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:50,000 heard that your quarterback in this this summer, and I would be worried if 551 00:38:50,039 --> 00:38:53,199 I was you, because he's taking like two months to do a movie and 552 00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:58,280 he's doing like a big biopic about Gary Coleman. He's playing Gary Coleman in 553 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:04,079 a fucking movie. I've parady, I've already actually uh has looked pretty good, 554 00:39:04,079 --> 00:39:07,079 but we'll see. I felt a terrible team guy. I eight the 555 00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:10,760 guy. I still think he could do it if you got nothing we need. 556 00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:14,320 We need a line though we don't have a line. We had the 557 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,840 worst. You know. He was the second most sacked quarterback in history last 558 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:22,119 year behind David Carr. Damn and David Carr got sacked like sixty five it 559 00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:25,199 was like ten times less than car. Yeah, he got sacked like I 560 00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:29,719 don't know, some crazy number, but sixty something. It was almost it 561 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,760 was crazy. Yeah, and at some point you become shell shocked. Yeah, 562 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,320 no, totally, you're right. Yeah, it's uh okay, sixty 563 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,360 two sacks for Bryce Young and I think David Carr was like seventy something. 564 00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:44,559 Only let me see what at that time, thank you for saying thank you 565 00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:47,679 for your quarterback spend more time on his back last year than Taylor Swift did 566 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:52,159 ever since the Super Bowl win? Yeah, did you see that thing I 567 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:59,480 posted when sounds like Taylor Swift after Trevor Travis Kelsey wins and it's like some 568 00:39:59,679 --> 00:40:04,480 chick doing the uh the white girl. Uh yeah, yeah, it's like 569 00:40:04,519 --> 00:40:08,280 that. It's like it's the it's like, yeah, the cat the cat 570 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:13,199 back. Well, where's the worst way to do doggy style? It's hilarious. 571 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,840 It's hilarious. Yeah. So we'll see, dude, we'll see. 572 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:21,000 It's gonna be interesting. Man, are all happy with our coaches? We 573 00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:22,679 all three have new coaches. I love my coach. I I just don't 574 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:27,199 understand why you would hire that. Oh see, I just I just don't 575 00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,559 get it, dude. I just having a horrible offense and being terrible with 576 00:40:30,599 --> 00:40:37,840 a good quarterback. Who your offensive coordinator? I know that was such a 577 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,559 weird choice. Man, that was such a with you. I'm like, 578 00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:46,960 what what are you doing? Interview Cargo Bears offensive coordinator? What what about 579 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,480 that offense made you go? This is what we want. It's like your 580 00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:53,440 wife died. Your wife died, and then you start dating and you're like, 581 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:58,039 oh, this girl is a notorious, untrustworthy horror. I think I'm 582 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:02,599 gonna move on with this fucking untrustworthy bitch. Yeah. And when Eric Eric's 583 00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:07,239 went out there, we needed a wide open offense. That's what we needed. 584 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:13,800 That's what we need. I don't know if aid oldcons a Aiden O'Connell 585 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,000 is the guy. I don't know. He wasn't Adam Rumors going to the 586 00:41:17,079 --> 00:41:21,400 Jets. What do you think about that? Is that any relevance to that? 587 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:27,880 I mean, what do we get in return? Probably? Well, 588 00:41:28,599 --> 00:41:30,679 you're free up a shipload of money. And I mean, it wasn't it 589 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:36,760 was like a second round. It wasn't. It wasn't fucking I don't know, 590 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:42,800 let me see. Uh, I'm just checking it out. Yeah, 591 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,639 I'm just seeing if they had this story about it, has a proposal, 592 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,599 because I know the Raiders are trying to downplay it by saying that they're not 593 00:41:49,639 --> 00:41:53,159 interested in trading. But there's a newer story talking about it. Uh. 594 00:41:54,199 --> 00:41:57,840 I don't know. Ian rapport has its tweet, says the insiders on NFL 595 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,039 Game. They say that the Raiders want to be aggressive, but trading up 596 00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:04,960 for a QB will be a real challenge. Aaron Rodgers has been recruiting Davante 597 00:42:05,079 --> 00:42:08,559 Adams, but the Raiders don't plan on trading the players the Bucks plans. 598 00:42:09,119 --> 00:42:14,480 Uh, and then that's something Mayfield. So they really want J T. 599 00:42:14,679 --> 00:42:24,519 Daniels his ass name Jayden Daniels. Is that whatever about? That's who they 600 00:42:24,519 --> 00:42:30,920 want everybody. Yeah, I don't know if they got enough to move up 601 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:36,119 to that, you know, because we we we would we want to move 602 00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:38,079 up for him and more higher than so. I don't think. I don't 603 00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:40,719 think he gets to you. And I think he might go off it too. 604 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,519 Now he might go off it too. It might be it might be 605 00:42:44,679 --> 00:42:51,119 Williams Daniels may like three quarterbacks would be may if he goes to New England. 606 00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,920 Just a white, nice white quarterback. They would love him, they 607 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:58,960 would love him. He's perfect, nice white. I'll take McCarthy, I'll 608 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,639 take I don't really like bow Nicks. I just hate his haircut. But 609 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,480 I will take a homeboy from Washington. But I don't not in the first 610 00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:12,199 one. I'll take them early second round, though. Get a quarterback like 611 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:17,239 that? Yeah, you know, I'm I'm not. I'm not convinced. 612 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:23,159 JJ McCarthy isn't a winning quarterback in the NFL. Is yet a number nine 613 00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:27,599 pick? Is he a number fifteen pick? Now? But we're going to 614 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:30,440 see a lot about these quarterbacks at this combine. There's no other position that 615 00:43:30,519 --> 00:43:35,199 is equally important than quarterback at the combine because they get to see you make 616 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,039 every throw and they get to really test what's going on in between your ears? 617 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,840 Have that? Do we know who's that? We don't know who's going 618 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:45,960 yet, right, it's too early for that. What do you mean who's 619 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,800 going? Well? I mean I could see like William's not even throwing at 620 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,559 the combine, or they just put out a list of everybody that's going to 621 00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:54,679 be participating at the combine. But they probably though, right, but we 622 00:43:54,679 --> 00:43:58,639 don't know who well that people that have confirmed they will be at the combine. 623 00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:00,519 But yeah, a lot of times those guys like measure my hands and 624 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:05,480 yeah, why would wait, why would Williams? He knows he's probably locked 625 00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:07,679 in. He doesn't want to go one. Why would he? Why would 626 00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,199 he throw? Right? Then they go to their own pro day at their 627 00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,320 own school. But they just you know, they measure your hands. They 628 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,360 see how tal Yard let Johnny Apples knock your bag around a little bit. 629 00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:22,159 So stupid you didn't say what you thought about your coach, Jason, love 630 00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:25,920 it, love it. And all Falcons fans are very happy with with with 631 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,639 our new coach. He you know, he was our interim coach and then, 632 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:36,159 uh, he left and then went to the Rams and he would you 633 00:44:36,199 --> 00:44:38,159 know, did we see all the Super Bowls and all the bullshit they done 634 00:44:38,199 --> 00:44:42,280 with the Rams? And then and then we hire fucking Art Smith, who's 635 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,239 a fat fuck with a stupid mustache, and then they fire him and then 636 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,880 they bring back this guy. So I'm fine. I think a black coach 637 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:52,559 in Atlanta, Uh, they have the highest number of black season ticket holders 638 00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:58,119 in the entire NFL. It's obviously a very African American city. Having a 639 00:44:58,159 --> 00:45:01,960 black coach there is uh and the first black coach in Atlanta, and he's 640 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,320 a young guy. He's not an old guys defensive guy. So I'm all 641 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,320 for it. Way better than getting this old man in a fucking Santa Claus 642 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:15,320 costume with his ripped up sweatshirt coming in. He's a retread from the n 643 00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:19,559 NFC South. That doesn't bug you, No, doesn't bug me. What's 644 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,719 did he win coach of the Year? What's that? Did he win the 645 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,239 year? Uh? Probably that second year. They went three and thirteen his 646 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,679 first year, ten and six his second year, and then four and twelve 647 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,480 his third year. No, he was fine. I'm very happy with it. 648 00:45:34,519 --> 00:45:36,599 I think it's gonna be good. I like our offensive coordinator. We 649 00:45:36,679 --> 00:45:39,960 got the offensive coordinator from the Rams and their passing coordinator, so I'd like 650 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,159 to see our passing game look a little bit more like the Rams. I 651 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:46,039 mean, look, the Rams made three fucking Kukainakua and the fucking what's that 652 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:52,480 Nico? Nico cowns he's in Texas. But they have another receiver. Yeah, 653 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,960 I know who you're talking about. No, what is his name? 654 00:45:54,960 --> 00:46:00,039 But you know they got three great receivers and both all those guys are like, 655 00:46:00,039 --> 00:46:01,719 who the fuck is this guy? By week three and he felt they 656 00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:06,440 were names. But every time a guy got hurt, like Cup went down, 657 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,400 that was that other. Yeah, it was It's crazy. Yeah, 658 00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:16,760 yeah, you're gonna get rid of Cup. I mean they Yeah, football 659 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,679 is a game of economics, and you know, so I'm excited the draft, 660 00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,159 I'm excited for free agency and I and our guy, like, dude, 661 00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:24,559 I don't I mean, you know, I don't know shit about him. 662 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:30,840 He made Baker Mayfield look like I honestly think that's why Tepper hired the 663 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,840 guys, because he saw firsthand how bad Baker Mayfield is and then saw this 664 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,199 guy make ba Baker Mayfield look like at least a competent starting NFL quarterback. 665 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,519 I mean, ship, let him give him a chance. I'm just glad 666 00:46:42,559 --> 00:46:44,639 we're doing it. We're trying out a young guy and not a guy who 667 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,519 just got fired. Like, why would you ever hire a guy that just 668 00:46:46,559 --> 00:46:50,440 got fired for being bad at his job by the people who know him the 669 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,800 most, the people that worked at him with him every day. Frank Reich, 670 00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:54,840 I'm talking about, Oh, I got you, you know, why 671 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:59,400 would why would you ever? Well, because there's a belief that Frank Craig 672 00:47:00,159 --> 00:47:07,199 had some, had some. He he was doing pretty well in some ways, 673 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:13,559 you know, and just the owner sucks and he's an idiot, and 674 00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:17,480 he fucked some ship up, and you know that that it wasn't his fault. 675 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,719 And then of course he got there and they drafted the guy he didn't 676 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,760 want, you know, he didn't want. I mean, the cults are 677 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:31,719 better without him. I wonder if his middle name's Lloyd. Funny Frank, 678 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:37,039 that's actually pretty funny, Jason. Let's get it in some NBA and some 679 00:47:37,119 --> 00:47:40,320 you know other boss. I'm gonna talk about Waistman Management's fucking crazy. I 680 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:44,599 Fiaska drunken party the other night. But I'm gonna plug a couple of quick 681 00:47:44,599 --> 00:47:46,039 things if I could, and then let's move on a little NBA, all 682 00:47:46,119 --> 00:47:52,519 right. March seventh, Our good friend Brian Jarvis wrote a real live movie 683 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,960 and it comes out on Amazon Prime March seventh, directed by Peter Fairley, 684 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,760 Ricky Sanicki coming out. You can see the trailer directed by Peter Failer, 685 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:05,519 starring our good friends Andrew Santino, not a good Friend, John Cena, 686 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:09,119 Zach Effron, and William h Macy. So watch Ricky Siniki March seventh on 687 00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:14,199 Amazon Prime. It's the first movie my buddy Brian Jarvis wrote that didn't have 688 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,320 anal sex and dude, I had tickets to that screening like months probably like 689 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,920 six months ago when they were doing like because I'm right that the Amazon bought 690 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,880 the theater down the street from me, and they do all these like you 691 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:29,079 know, uh, audience screenings, test screenings, and I'm always getting tickets 692 00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:31,800 and going and I I something happened. I didn't go see that, but 693 00:48:32,199 --> 00:48:36,400 I really liked the uh the synopsis. It sounded like it was gonna be 694 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:43,559 badass. That's great, dude, that's great, dude. Congratulations. Nothing 695 00:48:43,559 --> 00:48:46,280 to do with me. Why I didn't get a part in it because William 696 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,840 H. Macy is and it everybody keeps telling me I look like William mhe 697 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,079 maxy, which is not a compliment by any means. But they got the 698 00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:54,719 real thing instead of William H. TV. Do you think they're like, 699 00:48:55,079 --> 00:48:59,000 do you think he makes that joke to like, you know, and then 700 00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:01,400 there could be Jason t. People say it look like that's that's not a 701 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,800 compliment by any meats, by any no, it is not When people are 702 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,639 like, you know who you look? I always say no Carter, but 703 00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:09,679 they don't really know who that is. And then the last thing I want 704 00:49:09,679 --> 00:49:13,039 to plug, and then we get in a little NBA love too before we 705 00:49:13,079 --> 00:49:15,159 wrap up. I don't know if you guys are a brush. I have 706 00:49:15,199 --> 00:49:17,840 nothing to do till fift I have to go. Yeah, but I was 707 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:22,480 so fucking happy to see and this is a big announcement for Punch Drunk and 708 00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:25,719 especially for Samy and I and Johnny apples too, because we will have apple 709 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:29,920 flavored ones now that we know that he's in this. How happy were you 710 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,559 to see our good friends Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura start up their own vodka 711 00:49:35,599 --> 00:49:40,960 company and then sit at a blackjack table with fucking Jason Kelcey and Baker Mayfield 712 00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,760 and all of them hit twenty five thousand dollars hands man, I didn't even 713 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:51,440 know that. I didn't see that. I saw It's weird are they promoting 714 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,079 it? Because I saw them do like an interview with Cam Newton and Greg 715 00:49:53,079 --> 00:49:58,960 Olsen at the Super Bowl promoting their new and I was so fucking worried. 716 00:49:59,119 --> 00:50:05,320 I have not been able to sweep worrying about those two guys making money and 717 00:50:05,559 --> 00:50:08,199 thank god they came up with this fucking vodka company so they can finally get 718 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,039 a little scratch in their pockets. Because man, I mean, I can't 719 00:50:12,079 --> 00:50:19,519 believe it's taking this long. Oh for sure, here's here's the fact to 720 00:50:19,599 --> 00:50:23,480 his liver. But I would also like to say in that exact same vein, 721 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:31,360 and he was a big announcement. Yes, here's these guys hitting Blackjack. 722 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,599 Don't see those guys here, this says unreal Kelsey has Oh no, 723 00:50:44,639 --> 00:50:51,880 it is, I just I don't see the other guys. That's John now 724 00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,840 does the UFC. Oh my god, he does. I mean he looks 725 00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:02,679 like a completely different human in it, like third days double for the last 726 00:51:04,639 --> 00:51:44,320 doubt, there's Kelsey's prices behind it. I like Bifield. I do to 727 00:51:44,519 --> 00:51:46,920 Actually, I really wanted to work out in Carolina, I think, I 728 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:51,400 think, Yeah, I wish he had worked out in Carolina badly. I 729 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,119 really want to die the signs of Tampa. I don't know if they'll get 730 00:51:53,199 --> 00:51:57,760 him to a playoff, but maybe I don't know, Like do you do 731 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,400 that? I mean, the question is do you do that? Do you 732 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,880 get a guy that's uh? I mean, like, I hate calling him 733 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:06,400 that because he's the only guy to ever win a playoff game in Cleveland and 734 00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:08,639 how long. Yeah, you don't really. He's not really a game manager 735 00:52:08,639 --> 00:52:12,920 though, is he. You wouldn't call him that because he more likely to 736 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,280 fuck up the game, uh, you know, than to manage it. 737 00:52:15,559 --> 00:52:17,679 But when he's good, he's he's really good. You know he has he 738 00:52:19,039 --> 00:52:21,920 gets you to the big dance, that's the question. Yeah, he got 739 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,599 a city team in the playoffs and won a playoff game on the roast. 740 00:52:23,679 --> 00:52:25,840 I'll say, no home game. It was at home game. Then they 741 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:30,760 lost to Detroit in a close game. He overachieved this year and played himself 742 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:36,159 into a decent contract. They'll give him a three year, twenty million dollar 743 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:40,519 deal or something, and just some guy later on to see if he could 744 00:52:40,519 --> 00:52:45,840 be the guy. Probably they're probably in that little limbo spot. They got 745 00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:50,719 it got the worst place. They gotta work. Either you're winning or you're 746 00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,960 losing. That's it. The problem is, you know, the Panthers lost 747 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,400 and then they got they drafted the guy. And I still think he's got 748 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,280 a chance, dude, I really do do. I still think. I 749 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:05,119 think, but think about think, Okay, so Steve Wilkes was at the 750 00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:08,519 Super Bowl. Christian McCaffrey was at the Super Bowl. Uh, think about 751 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:13,280 all the talent we trade away. Uh. DJ Moore had a great season. 752 00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:15,920 That was a bust of trade for you. My god, it's just 753 00:53:16,559 --> 00:53:21,119 it's it's really it hurts and now we don't know me what Brian burn is 754 00:53:21,119 --> 00:53:24,639 gonna do. Congratulations by the way to Julius Peppers for making the Pro Football 755 00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:30,320 Hall of Fame on the first ballot. One of the greatest athletes seen. 756 00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:39,760 He win, did he win the did he win the Did he win a 757 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:44,280 Super Bowl? Peppers? No, he was with the Bears and the Panthers. 758 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,360 I mean he went to a super Bowl, but he did not win 759 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,559 the Super Bowl. No, he went to the Super Bowl against Brad. 760 00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:51,480 They lost against Brady. Remember when John Casey kicked the ball out of bounds 761 00:53:52,639 --> 00:53:57,000 green Bay? Pep Oh, yeah, and he played it green I don't 762 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,719 think so. Maybe Aaron Rodgers Super Bowl. Let me see that would I 763 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,840 mean he was he might have won win in Green Bay, or maybe gone 764 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:09,840 and lost or let's see. No, he doesn't have that on his Wikipedia 765 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:15,039 page. Uh. He was a NFL defensive rookie of the Year in two 766 00:54:15,039 --> 00:54:17,360 thousand and two, A four time All Pro four oh six, eight and 767 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,360 twenty ten. That's a long period of being at the top of the top 768 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,360 of your position. Uh. Three times second Team All Pro, nine time 769 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:30,159 Pro Bowler, he's on the twenty He's on two All Decade teams. Uh 770 00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,679 yeah, what a great player did not win a Super Bowler. Guys, 771 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:36,000 let me let me, let me, let me make me and Sammy, 772 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,679 I'm sorry about that. This me and Sam's big announcement to just throw it 773 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:44,679 back at those fucking Johnny I'm sorry. He's making money for those guys making 774 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,199 money. Guess what, we got an idea to make money too. It's 775 00:54:46,199 --> 00:54:52,159 gonna be better than your vodka company and Johnny Apple Production would like to announce 776 00:54:52,559 --> 00:54:58,039 ten Foil t Believe and it's a delicious ten w forty ounce beverage. It's 777 00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:02,719 competitively priced, it's eighty seven percent alcohol, and it can lubricate a moving 778 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:08,239 back. Bro Raw specked raw spect tell them what's up with the lid. 779 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:13,480 Sam. It's the exact tear weight of a gram of cocaine and each bottle 780 00:55:13,639 --> 00:55:16,960 comes with a gram of cocaine. Sorry, suck on that stuck on that. 781 00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:22,000 There's one cup. Oh, it could be used for an ivy and 782 00:55:22,039 --> 00:55:28,199 an enema bag. So there you go. Wow, Wow, that's we're 783 00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:31,719 winning, dude, multiple uses going, We're winning. That's very that's very 784 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,559 environmentally friendly, Jason. I appreciate that forward thinking. Multiple uses for the 785 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,239 bottle. You know, that's that's smart, man, because you can get 786 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,880 fucked up as fuck. You can get fucked up as fuck on it, 787 00:55:42,079 --> 00:55:45,760 then turn it into a fucking enema and or an ivy, hydrate yourself, 788 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,719 and then go outside and lubricate the old lumb over there. How does that 789 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,679 work legally with the cocaine in there. I'm just curious. It's just it's 790 00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:57,119 state to state. Just depends on your state. Certainly. I don't think. 791 00:55:57,159 --> 00:56:00,480 I don't think cocaine is legal in any any states. Jason, Well, 792 00:56:00,559 --> 00:56:02,239 we're working on it, John, I got here working. We have 793 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:09,079 a very aggressive legislation. You guys. Yeah, we hired we put more 794 00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:13,800 money in the lobbying than we actually did the product. So yeah, Kanye 795 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,800 spent seven million dollars on one fucking commercial with no camera crew Samy and I 796 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:22,199 have been greasing the pockets of these fucking scum, fucking scumbag. That makes 797 00:56:22,199 --> 00:56:24,840 sense because I just got a Fiji water bottle what I thought was a Fiji 798 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:29,280 water bottle in the mail from Jason with just like duct tape in the name 799 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,760 of the so that so I get it was that test. That wasn't even 800 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:36,559 test packaging, is what you're saying that Actually that was the prototype, Okay, 801 00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,159 I just wanted you to give it a shot. Union lady, get 802 00:56:38,159 --> 00:56:42,800 fucked up on that. Hydrate yourself with a little enema bag when you're done, 803 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,199 and then go ahead and fucking squeak the wheels on any squeaky drawers you 804 00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:49,639 got, or if your door keeps squeaking, go ahead, lawnmower. Yeah, 805 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,440 I got you. I got you. And it's mult liquor too, 806 00:56:52,519 --> 00:56:55,519 so that's good for you already. So NBA trade deadline a little bit of 807 00:56:55,559 --> 00:56:59,679 a bust. Wasn't a ton of movement, A couple of cool trades. 808 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:05,199 But what about this Lebron talk where they would Golden State was really pushing to 809 00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,440 try to get Lebron. I thought that was strange. Do you think that 810 00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:15,400 I mean craft teams? I mean, I dude, listen, Lebron is 811 00:57:15,559 --> 00:57:21,519 we will never see anything like Lebron again, like a guy that just forces 812 00:57:21,599 --> 00:57:25,920 himself out of everywhere. I mean the closest thing is Wilt Chamberlain that played 813 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:30,199 on so many teams right, well, I got you know, I take 814 00:57:30,199 --> 00:57:32,679 it back. Didn't Shack play in a bunch of teams too. He kind 815 00:57:32,679 --> 00:57:37,400 of overstated is welcome and they moved him on. But nobody forced it every 816 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:43,840 way out, like like Lebron James. Has nobody bails on a team like 817 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:53,159 Lebron James. Nobody team like Lebron James. Right, good teams to what 818 00:57:53,599 --> 00:57:58,559 he's bailed on? Good teams too, Well, they're teams he puts together 819 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:04,800 and then he doing it doesn't work, he blames everybody but himself, and 820 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,519 he just has loyalty. And it's like, listen, dude, I know 821 00:58:07,559 --> 00:58:12,679 he's trying to position himself to go play with his son, and I as 822 00:58:12,719 --> 00:58:15,920 a parent, I find that very admirable. His son is not good enough 823 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:22,480 for the NBA at this moment in time. If somehow he gets healthy and 824 00:58:22,519 --> 00:58:27,320 maybe his heart is back to normal and he's moving at full speed and maybe 825 00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:31,280 he starts just hitting shots, but right now, dude, basketball, the 826 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:38,880 college basketball looks too fast for him, Vince Carter Man he could go pro 827 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:44,119 in two. Here's he's got a lot of maturation. There's a maturation process 828 00:58:44,159 --> 00:58:45,880 with him. And of course with his ticker and all that. You're like, 829 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,719 hey, man, ease him back into the game. Yeah, I'm 830 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:53,639 not saying he can't. The problem is this Lebron James. Kids don't have 831 00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:58,519 his their dad's game, and guess what, not a lot of people do. 832 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:02,199 And it's nothing against what I said. In the history of basketball, 833 00:59:02,199 --> 00:59:06,840 there's been about ten threeaks like him, Nick that has not been a lot 834 00:59:07,159 --> 00:59:09,679 man at eighteen. So his other son and like, dude, I'm not 835 00:59:09,719 --> 00:59:13,639 taking away from him. They're like, they're just kids, right, But 836 00:59:14,119 --> 00:59:17,320 his other son is averaging like six points a game, eight points a game, 837 00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:21,880 and he's like six' six, And that's the one they thought I 838 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:27,400 had a real shot. So Lebron wants the price James. Yeah, Lebron 839 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,800 wants to force his kid to the NBA. And it's gonna be hell on 840 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,639 that kid. The kid doesn't need it. He just really doesn't need it. 841 00:59:32,679 --> 00:59:37,159 He's gonna make money doing whatever he is. His dad's richer than shit, 842 00:59:37,639 --> 00:59:39,840 and he's never gonna have to worry about it. I just it's just 843 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:45,960 sad you're taking away an opportunity of somebody who isn't a legacy person and needs 844 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:50,920 it. Rice James has offers from Ducaine and Ohio State. Those are his 845 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:54,880 two offers. Ducaine, Yeah, and Ohio State. Du Kesney not in 846 00:59:54,880 --> 01:00:01,559 a long time, dude, Ukine. But the NBA's interesting, dude. 847 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:07,000 Uh. The Doc Rivers experiment is not going well Milwaukee. That was a 848 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:12,800 big surprise, very dumb move, and it's just unbelievable how nobody sees that 849 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,320 that guy can't make adjustments. Okay, you just can't make adjustments. And 850 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:22,639 he's the nicest guy you ever meet. And then the Clippers have real problem 851 01:00:22,719 --> 01:00:24,679 with size. There's talk about us geting Gallinari, but I don't know how 852 01:00:24,719 --> 01:00:28,679 much Gallinari has left in the tank. But that's exactly what we need, 853 01:00:29,039 --> 01:00:31,880 is a six to ten guy to deal with when we have to deal with 854 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:37,760 like the t Wolves or the Pelicans who give us a lot of problems. 855 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:42,920 Man, that's a big team. That's a week you know, yeah, 856 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,519 State, But I'm hoping they could be just a tiny piece that helps us 857 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:52,360 because we have real problems with Minnesota and everyone can shoot on Rudy Gobert, 858 01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:58,119 but Rudy Gobert and Mike Conley, whenever they're on the same team, they 859 01:00:58,119 --> 01:01:01,440 have the top they have the top seed. They tend to have the top 860 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:06,199 seed in the Western Conference. The problem is when they get to the to 861 01:01:06,239 --> 01:01:09,320 the playoffs, their wing guys just disappear. I don't think you're gonna have 862 01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:14,639 that problem with Anthony Edwards, who aunt is just an assassin. And they've 863 01:01:14,639 --> 01:01:22,880 been able to turn Cat Carl Anthony Towns into what everybody is hoping that Wendy's 864 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:28,679 gonna be, which is this long five that can shoot threes and drive from 865 01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:32,760 the from the corner and block shots, and he is that. He's that 866 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:37,760 guy right now. This is a fucking insane team. And that's not even 867 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:42,519 talking about the role players they got. Nobody's talking about Minnesota because it's Minnesota. 868 01:01:42,679 --> 01:01:46,440 They are a legit threat. There's nobody that I think they should be 869 01:01:46,519 --> 01:01:52,360 scared of. Maybe maybe Boston, maybe, but I still think Boston's gonna 870 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,039 be problems. I think it's gonna have problems with their size. They're literally 871 01:01:55,119 --> 01:02:01,400 reinventing the NBA right now, enforcing everybody to hit every shot they make or 872 01:02:01,519 --> 01:02:08,000 you're just done. You can't drive, you can't drive to the basket, 873 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,880 you just can't do that. That I think part of the Clippers. How 874 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,000 far do the Clippers get this year? In your opinion right now, if 875 01:02:16,039 --> 01:02:19,760 this is the team, don't go well, if we can get one of 876 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:24,840 these you know, uh, Sam Tripoli nine way fucking moves right now with 877 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:30,599 this core team and with this second team coming off the bench, how far 878 01:02:30,639 --> 01:02:34,159 do the Clippers get or how far do you think they could get? I 879 01:02:34,199 --> 01:02:37,519 think they can go as far as anybody. And they're gonna just have problems 880 01:02:37,519 --> 01:02:40,679 with the t Wolves if they meet them anytime, and they're gonna have problems 881 01:02:40,719 --> 01:02:46,440 with the Pelicans. Nobody on that Clippers wants to get in front a fucking 882 01:02:47,079 --> 01:02:52,639 Zion Williams plans in the first round, right yeah, I mean, dude, 883 01:02:52,639 --> 01:02:55,920 that's a real issue right there. They've taken ten to twelve from us, 884 01:02:57,039 --> 01:03:00,119 and I watch it all the time. We went to that playing game 885 01:03:00,119 --> 01:03:01,679 where they played the Pelicans and we're really expecting to win at home and they 886 01:03:01,719 --> 01:03:07,880 lost. Like dude, I mean, everybody focuses on Zion. He just 887 01:03:08,239 --> 01:03:13,920 is a football player playing playing basketball. So he's just so disappointing. That 888 01:03:14,199 --> 01:03:15,519 guy to me, like, I mean, he hasn't been that great, 889 01:03:15,599 --> 01:03:20,039 and well he refuses to rebound. He just won't rebound and play. He 890 01:03:20,159 --> 01:03:24,000 is an all he could listen if we, somehow, some way could maradually 891 01:03:24,079 --> 01:03:30,679 take Kevin Garnett's mind, forget about it and put it in Zion a game, 892 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,679 I mean, greatest player we've almost ever seen ever, five rebounds a 893 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:38,280 game for that guy. Yeah, I'm with you enough. It's his mental 894 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,840 thing. I wonder, I mean, like I don't want to say questions, 895 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,639 but I wonder if he had any anybody push him as a kid. 896 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:50,719 I've been watching his kid since he was like in seventh eighth grade. Oh 897 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,639 yeah, dunking on everybody the history of this show. We've been hearing about 898 01:03:53,719 --> 01:03:59,639 Zions. But you take Zions, take Zion, throwing Kevin Garnett's mind and 899 01:03:59,679 --> 01:04:04,000 then roll on uh Sidney Sweeney's tits. Now we're talking Sam. Sam's not 900 01:04:04,079 --> 01:04:12,599 that's not that hot. He prefers Rachel. Do is all to uh know 901 01:04:12,719 --> 01:04:16,280 that I thought she had those big bugs bunny teeth that you love so much. 902 01:04:16,719 --> 01:04:20,239 I do think that fucking chick who thinks she's black, it has a 903 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:28,800 banging body. He thinks Rachel Dole is all hot, the woman, the 904 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:36,599 woman that pretended to be she's gotten only fans. Now that you think that 905 01:04:36,679 --> 01:04:40,559 one, huh, Yeah, he's into her. But I just wanted you 906 01:04:40,599 --> 01:04:43,000 just want to teach her a lesson that has nothing to do with how she 907 01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:45,800 looks. I just want to hear her call me the M word. That's 908 01:04:45,199 --> 01:04:49,119 see now there it is. You know what I'm saying. Oh, I 909 01:04:49,159 --> 01:04:53,280 know exactly what you're saying. Sidney Swing is a knockout. Though she's I 910 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:58,280 think she's attracted, I just don't. I don't think she's like like Victoria's 911 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:01,840 Secret. How I'm sorry, what show me a picture? I tell you 912 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:08,039 Who's you know, Victoria's Secret All Star? Remember when hold on What's her 913 01:05:08,079 --> 01:05:12,159 Name? And she had that talk show later on and then she was judging 914 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,360 models and stuff. She's a Victoria's Secret model forever, huge, huge boobs. 915 01:05:16,559 --> 01:05:23,280 Who knows Tyra Banks tire of Banks Man. In her early I mean 916 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:27,199 she's always privately gorgeous right now, but in her when she first came out 917 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:32,480 on the on the modeling for for Victoria's Secret, Holy clock Mole. Yeah, 918 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,039 yeah, amazing. Yeah, she was beautiful. Dude. That was 919 01:05:35,639 --> 01:05:40,119 right right up my alley to my age group. You know, like that 920 01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:42,920 chicks hot, dude? Yeah, I mean, dude, I can find 921 01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:45,679 a million chicks on Instagram like that. I'm sorry, dude, No, 922 01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,800 you do the chicks you I see who you fall on Instagram because I can 923 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:53,159 log into the broken simulation account and none of them were as hot as Sydney 924 01:05:53,159 --> 01:05:56,000 Swing. It's a bunch of gross hip hop dancers. Your growth, your 925 01:05:56,039 --> 01:06:04,320 gross hip hop dancer's. Throw those cans on Zion now we're talking, guys. 926 01:06:05,079 --> 01:06:12,519 How about this's body? Uh, Zion's body? Okay, just play 927 01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:17,320 with damn god, Sidney Sweety's tits, Scottie Pippens, Dick, are we 928 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,480 in? Or are we in? We'll throw bugs Bunny's teeth in there for 929 01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:24,440 you. Okay, there we go home. Bro, hold on, is 930 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,480 that her too, Sidney Sweety? Dude? Stop, she's just trying to 931 01:06:28,559 --> 01:06:31,119 dude. You guys are I'm over you? Guys? This is gross? 932 01:06:31,239 --> 01:06:35,199 What are you talking about it? I'm not into it. I'm sorry. 933 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:39,039 She's like, oh my god, that's the worst taste, dude, and 934 01:06:39,239 --> 01:06:44,480 my tits ostracized me. You know you're tits didn't please stop? What are 935 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:45,880 you talking about her tits? Ostracize her? What does that mean? Dude? 936 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,480 That's the if you look at that one picture you were showing. One 937 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:53,800 of the pictures is a story where she's like, my tits are so big. 938 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:58,280 I felt ostracized. Just hot chicks looking for some kind of oppression. 939 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:02,559 What's that gonna do with how hot she is? Because it's annoying because it 940 01:07:02,599 --> 01:07:11,519 turns Sam off. Thank you. Back to basketball. Back to basketball. 941 01:07:11,599 --> 01:07:15,719 We are seeing there the official end of the Old Guard. Dude, the 942 01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:21,119 Banana Crew's gone. Lebron James is the last. Chris Paul is basically m 943 01:07:21,159 --> 01:07:24,960 i A. It's the opposite of what you said. By the way, 944 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,360 her mother she was trying to get her tits down size when she was in 945 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,840 high school, and her mother said, you'll regret it, and she says, 946 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,119 she's so glad she didn't get her tits downsized. She loves her big 947 01:07:33,119 --> 01:07:36,000 old titties. So there you go. Sam, Johnny, I don't even 948 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,760 want to talk to you because you're saying dumb shit right now, that's what 949 01:07:40,119 --> 01:07:44,320 I'm your breath right now. I'm loving the smell of your breath right now, 950 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,400 Johnny. And you know what, but the first time of the show, 951 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:53,199 it doesn't smell like apples, all right? And what do you think 952 01:07:53,239 --> 01:07:56,760 about the All Star Game? And did anybody watch any of the bullshit about 953 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,519 the I mean I didn't watch any of the Pro Bowl. I didn't know 954 01:07:59,719 --> 01:08:03,000 why they ruined it. They ruined that game. They've destroyed it. Well, 955 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:09,039 they get hurt. They should have one hundred yard dash, grab a 956 01:08:09,039 --> 01:08:12,360 couple receivers, a couple of dbs of everybody that says they're the fastest guy 957 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:15,599 in the NFL. They should give out the fastest man in the NFL award. 958 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,520 Everybody would watch that ship. Why could they do that in the throughout 959 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:21,720 the entire history of you know, me growing up watching football, But they 960 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,119 can't do it. Now, have those guys get hurt? I don't understand. 961 01:08:25,279 --> 01:08:27,960 Well, there's a lot going on, Johnny. There's salary caps. 962 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,119 Now somebody you lose a player at that high end, you can't just sign 963 01:08:31,239 --> 01:08:36,079 anybody else. And these guys are just like, there's so much money involved. 964 01:08:36,119 --> 01:08:40,239 Now, I'd rather watch them play Madden. I'd rather watch an eight 965 01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:45,800 person Madden tournament for the Pro Bowl weekend then watch these people play fucking I 966 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:49,159 like what you're saying. The NFL has had a salary cap since the nineties. 967 01:08:50,079 --> 01:08:55,840 The reason they're doing flag football is because somehow everybody's trying to convince themselves 968 01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:00,439 that woman's flag football is cool and everybody can go fuck themselves with that. 969 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,600 Okay, oh wait, so so you gotta you got a theory? Huh 970 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:08,079 yeah, explain. Hey, dude, you check out women's flag football. 971 01:09:08,239 --> 01:09:11,039 It's really cool. It's growing. I go get out of here. Dude. 972 01:09:12,119 --> 01:09:15,079 They're probably gonna play women's flag football at some point and it's fine. 973 01:09:15,199 --> 01:09:18,479 I don't care. But it's just like, that's what they're doing it. 974 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:26,600 They should do a bankwod ceremony where they name all the uh, they reveal 975 01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:32,720 the selections. Okay, everything comes up gets their plaque. Thank you. 976 01:09:33,359 --> 01:09:36,560 You don't have to say anything. You're just like thank you. And then 977 01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:42,720 and then we have the world's fastest man yea who could throw the ball the 978 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:47,000 far they I love to watch. Yeah, me too. I like that 979 01:09:47,079 --> 01:09:50,039 ship. I don't like the tug of war. I don't care about dodgeball, 980 01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:54,920 I don't care about flag football. I don't care about a crazy catch 981 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:59,600 contest, how about who can get the most strippers pregnant? Well that they 982 01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:02,960 run that, I would be there. I would watch this ship out of 983 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,600 that. We would be making a big mistake, Jason. If we didn't 984 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:13,359 talk about the uh the fire. Oh yeah we haven't. We talked about 985 01:10:13,399 --> 01:10:15,199 the show. Well, you guys know, Yeah, that's why I'm in 986 01:10:15,239 --> 01:10:19,479 this airbnb because my mom's garage caught on fire two days before Christmas and I've 987 01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:25,800 been this entire time for the worst part was like the Christmas to New Year's 988 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:30,359 I got these three big dogs in one of those fucking like hotels that have 989 01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:33,039 a kitchen in it and ship. So my mom's in one hotel, I'm 990 01:10:33,039 --> 01:10:35,680 in the other hotel. But we got to share these fucking dogs. And 991 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:40,239 you know Sam, Sam's a big dog guy. They can sense them. 992 01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:43,720 Something's fucked up. Those dogs were they're already crazy. One of them tried 993 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:47,319 to kill Johnny Apples, been them right in his apples. They they were 994 01:10:47,319 --> 01:10:50,439 fucked up. You gotta walk them every fucking two hours. It's been a 995 01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:55,840 fucking nightmare. But now we're in an airbnb. Probably can't get back into 996 01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:00,680 the house until May Man. Tell me how you not about it, like 997 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:03,520 what happened, talk about the fire. It was what it was like about 998 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:09,079 eleven thirty at night and downstairs you've been you've been there, Johnny downstairs almost 999 01:11:09,079 --> 01:11:15,039 like an autonomous have you beaten off or not beating off yet? Not in 1000 01:11:15,119 --> 01:11:19,439 like thirty to forty minutes. Okay, I'm well outside the window, so 1001 01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:24,239 I'm yeah, so I'm I'm getting the belt off of my neck and making 1002 01:11:24,279 --> 01:11:29,079 sure of me back on the stool and uh, cleaning up. And so 1003 01:11:29,239 --> 01:11:31,319 my mom texts me, hey, because she's upstairs a whole different corner of 1004 01:11:31,319 --> 01:11:35,079 the house, did you, like leave something in the fucking airfryer some shit? 1005 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:39,039 I got down, but I smell some shit. You want me to 1006 01:11:39,319 --> 01:11:41,720 do a lap around the house make sure everything's cool. She's like, yeah, 1007 01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:44,560 yeah, Bro. By the time I put my second shoe on, 1008 01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:48,279 all the all the alarms went off. Oh and You're like, oh shit. 1009 01:11:48,359 --> 01:11:51,600 I mean if that would have happened two hours later, everybody would have 1010 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:57,439 been asleep, and not even ninety an hour and a half, everybody in 1011 01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:00,640 the whole fucking house. But it's just the garage what caused the fire, 1012 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:04,079 Jason. They think it's electrical. They don't know yet one hundred percent. 1013 01:12:04,199 --> 01:12:10,640 Yet they're gutting the garage right now and then once they get behind all that, 1014 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:12,960 they'll be able to. But it's a new house, so that's why 1015 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,319 they that was why their theory was, Oh it's a beautiful house. Yeah 1016 01:12:15,359 --> 01:12:18,760 you said, your golf club's kind of melted into one giant golf club's all 1017 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:23,159 right, can you still use it? I only have a fourteen iron, 1018 01:12:24,319 --> 01:12:27,319 but yeah, so I now I got new clubs. Thank you, callaway 1019 01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:29,720 rogue. That's where we're going to be rocking. We still need a driver, 1020 01:12:30,439 --> 01:12:33,159 but I got all my clubs replaced, so that's good. Just need 1021 01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:36,079 to get a driver and that's it. But yeah, it's been a fucking 1022 01:12:36,159 --> 01:12:39,560 nightmare. And but let me tell you this, and to anybody, God 1023 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,560 bless you, if you've been through house fires or any water damage, where 1024 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,000 you got to get they got to take all your shit out and do. 1025 01:12:45,079 --> 01:12:51,479 What a racket that these ambulance chasers are knocking on your fucking front door, 1026 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:57,800 calling you how they got your number? You don't fucking know. And and 1027 01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:02,159 the fire marshall guy literally warns you and he goes, listen, these people 1028 01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:05,880 are gonna come out of the woodwork for you, and just remember that this 1029 01:13:06,039 --> 01:13:11,119 is your house and whatever they're going to try to fucking tell you. You 1030 01:13:11,199 --> 01:13:14,279 know what I mean, insurance anytime insurance money is to be paid out, 1031 01:13:14,359 --> 01:13:16,279 dude, The people come out of the woodwork exactly like you said, the 1032 01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:21,760 wood work, bro and everything everything is because they're just milking the insurance. 1033 01:13:23,039 --> 01:13:25,640 It's like doctors. Doctors are the same way, dude. Yeah, thank 1034 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:29,359 god my mom had good insurance on this, because yeah, you've got to 1035 01:13:29,359 --> 01:13:31,560 get good insurance, dud or else, so everything's covered. But that makes 1036 01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:35,279 it worse with you. The longer they keep you out of your house and 1037 01:13:35,319 --> 01:13:41,800 the longer they delay starting work on doing whatever they got to do, the 1038 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:45,520 more they're milking and the more they're making. And the only person that pays 1039 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:47,960 for it is you, because you're fucking in a foreign house with you know 1040 01:13:48,159 --> 01:13:53,079 gain. It wouldn't be half as bad for those goddamn dogs. Yeah, 1041 01:13:53,119 --> 01:13:56,800 yeah, I saw your mom on Facebook said that the dogs for a long 1042 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,359 time, they wouldn't shit anywhere, but she had to take them back to 1043 01:13:59,399 --> 01:14:00,840 that house to ship, or they just wouldn't and they would just go ship 1044 01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:04,920 in their old yard and then come back. She even went crazy enough because 1045 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:11,159 she's crazy, as she started shitting in the backyard, close close, close, 1046 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:15,720 she I started shitting on her while she was shitting in the backyard, 1047 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:17,039 to be like, you know this, because then the dogs see everybody ship. 1048 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,720 No, she went, she goes, fuck, there's some sick of 1049 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:27,159 a ship. She read somewhere that if you take some ship from your dog 1050 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,880 from your yard over to a new house, then they will start shitting there 1051 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,760 more. So, now she goes over there, picks up a bunch of 1052 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:39,039 fucking ship in a bag and then brings it over and she just starts sprinkling 1053 01:14:39,039 --> 01:14:44,399 all around the boy. This just gets worse and worse. And why can't 1054 01:14:44,399 --> 01:14:45,439 so you say, it's just the garage. Why can't you stay in the 1055 01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:48,039 old house then, and it's not going to ground because of this, because 1056 01:14:48,199 --> 01:14:54,960 the way it's ventilated, all that smoke went up into the vents, and 1057 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:58,800 then you know, there's like smoke damage in the house. They remove all 1058 01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:01,439 your beds, they remove all your furniture. They're like, we gotta clean 1059 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:06,359 everything. Every fucking fork they literally moved. Now the downstairs is fine. 1060 01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:10,720 My whole area is down there because no smoke damage down there whatsoever. So 1061 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:13,560 they didn't move anything, but the whole upstairs looks like no, but it 1062 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,920 looks like a brand new house. That's funny. And they got we gotta 1063 01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:19,359 repaint all these walls. I go, but there's no doesn't smell like smoke. 1064 01:15:19,399 --> 01:15:23,239 There's no snow it got in there. Don't you worry. We're gonna 1065 01:15:23,239 --> 01:15:27,199 have to repaint. That's great. Really, Oh man, we might have 1066 01:15:27,239 --> 01:15:30,720 to, you know, because they were spraying the hose. It really was 1067 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,279 foam. They're spraying all this foam in the garage, like on the wall, 1068 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:39,600 you know where the fire was spraying it. All this bullshit on there, 1069 01:15:40,279 --> 01:15:42,319 and then they go. Then they go on the other side into the 1070 01:15:42,359 --> 01:15:45,119 kitchen, which is the other side of the Oh yeah, we're gonna have 1071 01:15:45,159 --> 01:15:47,159 to redo all these hardwood floors. There might be some water damage from when 1072 01:15:47,199 --> 01:15:49,920 they were spraying hoses. I go, might, let's talk about the word 1073 01:15:50,039 --> 01:15:55,119 might. You know what I mean. Oh yeah, there's another twenty eight 1074 01:15:55,159 --> 01:15:59,920 thousand dollars right to give it. Every fucking thing they can do. Uh 1075 01:16:00,039 --> 01:16:03,439 uh. They had to take, because it was two days before Christmas, 1076 01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:09,439 all the ornaments off of the tree and then get them all professionally cleaned. 1077 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,720 That's what it is. What they're the people are telling me, and I 1078 01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:15,119 go, how about you throw the whole tree away? We just start over 1079 01:16:15,159 --> 01:16:19,319 next year if there's another Christmas. Ever, you you're going to charge the 1080 01:16:19,359 --> 01:16:29,039 insurance company to clean four hundred and you you missed your colleague as a lawyer 1081 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:33,600 or just the guy who goes down to the city council and just that I 1082 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:38,039 would be more that guy. Do you see the guy who? Do you 1083 01:16:38,079 --> 01:16:42,039 see the guy walked up to the city councils like, look at all these 1084 01:16:42,319 --> 01:16:49,560 ugly fat women? No, no, exactly exactly what else was I gonna? 1085 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:54,039 Oh? Have you guys seen this movie? So anyways, Yeah, 1086 01:16:54,079 --> 01:16:57,680 everything's fine, got my clubs back, still need a driver. Thank you 1087 01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:00,239 the run is Easy. And thank you to stick Laveing our buddy Nick's Slaven. 1088 01:17:00,239 --> 01:17:04,000 They've been very helpful in helping me find new clubs and get my clubs 1089 01:17:04,039 --> 01:17:06,840 picked out and all that shit has been a fucking our deal. Let so 1090 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:13,119 thank you to my golf friends for that, and thank you tor Is this 1091 01:17:13,199 --> 01:17:16,079 it. I'll just say thank you to rent is Easy for investing money in 1092 01:17:16,079 --> 01:17:21,600 my new Murphy toilet idea. Oh what is it. It's just like a 1093 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:25,560 Murphy bed, but it's a toilet and he's going to throw one hundred thousand 1094 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:30,000 dollars in to fix the water damage from a prototype and then now take a 1095 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,359 ship, push it right back into the wall. Murphy toilet registered trademark. 1096 01:17:33,199 --> 01:17:36,399 Why I'm showing that? How does it? How does that? The water 1097 01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:39,840 doesn't come out of it once you push it up? Well, yeah, 1098 01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:43,039 it's been a fucking real ordeal. But we're going to figure it out and 1099 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:47,920 research and development right into the wall, baby, just like a Murphy bed, 1100 01:17:48,079 --> 01:17:51,319 just looks like a fucking you know, closet, and you pull it 1101 01:17:51,359 --> 01:17:57,079 down, take ship, and he's excited about it. He's excited about that 1102 01:17:57,119 --> 01:18:00,079 idea. Huh is easy. He's investing and do it. Yeah, so 1103 01:18:00,279 --> 01:18:06,640 appreciate you for that. Have you guys seen this documentary called uh lover Stalker 1104 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:14,039 Killer on Netflix? Oh? You gotta watch this one. I no spoiler. 1105 01:18:14,239 --> 01:18:17,479 You guys haven't seen it? I don't, It's no, I don't 1106 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:21,159 know. I don't. I might watch it, like the number one movie 1107 01:18:21,159 --> 01:18:25,399 on Netflix right now. It's like ninety minutes. But it's this guy in 1108 01:18:25,479 --> 01:18:28,680 Nebraska, regular guy, like a mechanic. Look that you're telling him to 1109 01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:31,520 spoil stuff after one of our biggest one of the biggest fights in the history 1110 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:38,479 of the show was spoiler alerts whether his fucking donut and really getting into fucking 1111 01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:42,760 me and Johnny Apples. I'm gonna tell you this. So this guy moves 1112 01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,359 to uh, Nebraska to be kind of close to his kids and and his 1113 01:18:45,399 --> 01:18:48,600 wife have a separation, but he wants to move closer to where they are 1114 01:18:49,199 --> 01:18:57,000 and starts online dating and some shit gets fucking really crazy. You want to 1115 01:18:57,039 --> 01:19:01,359 see how crazy women can be. You watch that fuck movie and it's not 1116 01:19:01,399 --> 01:19:04,479 like one of those Netflix five one hour a part you know what I mean. 1117 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:10,920 It's just one doc, but it is fucking out there. Did I 1118 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:14,600 see they're doing another jinx another season of the Jinks? You know the Robert 1119 01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:18,319 Durst where he admitted, yeah, you could do another season of that. 1120 01:19:18,479 --> 01:19:21,800 Remember that he was like killed them all of course, went to the bathroom 1121 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:27,159 and just confessed all the murders. Here's this video you were talking words, 1122 01:19:27,199 --> 01:19:33,359 Okay. Used to see you a bunch of fat ugly women. I gotta 1123 01:19:33,359 --> 01:19:40,000 start good evening cowards. Used to see you a bunch of fat ugly women. 1124 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:50,880 No, no, no, ugly women is what they are. Let's 1125 01:19:50,920 --> 01:20:00,520 talk about it. You don't have to buy a speech, it is free 1126 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:13,199 speech. Actually, hey, that's his opinion, Ugly Sam. You anyways, 1127 01:20:13,199 --> 01:20:15,840 bat to real quick? What do you are you excited about? All 1128 01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:19,800 Star Weekend? I think the NBA All Star Game of all the All Star 1129 01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:25,520 weekends and what have you with all the sports is probably the most exciting the 1130 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:31,159 game. The challenges are great, the game base baseball probably has the best 1131 01:20:31,199 --> 01:20:35,119 game I think. Bro. Listen, I'm gonna end on another Sam tripley 1132 01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:41,199 rant against women's basketball. Listen, my daughter will most likely play at some 1133 01:20:41,319 --> 01:20:45,319 point. And I technically don't have a real problems with the game. I 1134 01:20:45,359 --> 01:20:50,319 actually enjoyed the game of basketball. But the way ESPN is destroying its own 1135 01:20:50,479 --> 01:21:00,399 channel with this Emperor's new close excitement for women's basketball is unbelievable. It is 1136 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:03,840 unbelievable, And it's like, Sam, why is it bother you? Because 1137 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:08,399 I work my ass off all day? Okay, I want to work. 1138 01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:12,199 I work my ass off all day. I hustle all the time, and 1139 01:21:12,239 --> 01:21:15,800 when I get home, I lay on my bed, exhausted, and for 1140 01:21:15,039 --> 01:21:20,119 just one moment, I just want to find out the scores of the sports 1141 01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:26,920 that most men care about. Okay, I don't want you leading off with 1142 01:21:27,239 --> 01:21:33,760 you god woman basketball after the Super Bowl the day of the Super Ball. 1143 01:21:34,359 --> 01:21:43,399 Yeah, the first though real was on the ESPN dot com was what Iowa 1144 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:49,159 woman's basketball. So now they compare these two shots. There's a shot by 1145 01:21:49,399 --> 01:21:55,079 by Steph Curry that is so far away, he's in the tunnel going to 1146 01:21:55,159 --> 01:21:59,319 the locker room, owns it. He hits a three. Now the skinny 1147 01:21:59,319 --> 01:22:05,399 ass white Chin Yu Khon shoots a no look half quarter. You would think 1148 01:22:05,479 --> 01:22:14,479 they were the same level of difficulty the way ESPN was gushing about this woman's 1149 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:18,920 shot, to the point they had a hard debate on what was a more 1150 01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:26,159 difficult shot, the half car no looker or the guy who shot it from 1151 01:22:26,199 --> 01:22:31,319 outside the arena. This Caitlyn Clark too, dude. They're just I mean, 1152 01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:35,279 man, they're trying to make her happen, aren't they. And listeners, 1153 01:22:35,319 --> 01:22:39,640 if you're in the woman's sports, which a small segment of society is, 1154 01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:44,159 they love to go watch her play. Anthony Johnson, it's probably some 1155 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:49,279 good for and like good for her, and she's gonna go to the NBA, 1156 01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:54,119 and it's just like, stop crying about nobody watch the NBA. If 1157 01:22:54,119 --> 01:22:58,000 it could compete in the marketplace of ideas, it would, but it doesn't. 1158 01:22:58,039 --> 01:23:01,520 Look how long do you think it'll be in ESPN start saying, Hey, 1159 01:23:02,159 --> 01:23:05,000 could this? Could she play in the NBA. She's such a good 1160 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:09,560 shooter. She might be the greatest female shooter of all time. And maybe 1161 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:14,199 with the exception of Reggie Miller's sister. Dude, you know Grinder's too O 1162 01:23:14,439 --> 01:23:18,199 five. Chris Paul is too O five. Yeah, isn't that crazy gonna 1163 01:23:18,239 --> 01:23:24,239 happen? I saw Stephen A. Smith went on Bill Maher and they asked 1164 01:23:24,239 --> 01:23:28,399 Steven A. Smith what would happen? What would happen if the NBA and 1165 01:23:28,439 --> 01:23:31,520 the w NBA merged, And Stephen A. Smith says that, well, 1166 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:35,479 Lebron James would have sixty points the game, and that's not it. No, 1167 01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:39,600 Lebron James would average twenty four, which is what he averages now. 1168 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:44,000 And no women would be playing in the NBA. That's just one hundred per 1169 01:23:44,079 --> 01:23:47,720 set. It would be the NBA with four. If the w NBA the 1170 01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:51,640 NBA merged, it would become the NBA. It would be no different women 1171 01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:57,680 just wouldn't be playing basketball anymore. It would never Dude, these aren't the 1172 01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:00,520 greatest men, Like you're. The reason you, as a woman is not 1173 01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:04,159 playing in the NBA is not because you're a woman. Yeah, it's not 1174 01:24:04,199 --> 01:24:06,960 like the race thing, right. They think it's like the race thing possibly, 1175 01:24:08,159 --> 01:24:10,399 you know, like it was segregation, you know, kept all these 1176 01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:15,079 great black athletes from playing with the whites. Not that. Almost every other 1177 01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:26,119 form of entertainment, women are gifted opportunities for equality. And if you want 1178 01:24:26,159 --> 01:24:29,960 to take a real look at it, how how many let me ask you. 1179 01:24:30,039 --> 01:24:34,520 Let's say there's like, let's say there's two hundred and fifty women in 1180 01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:39,079 the NBA, in the WNBA. Do you do you have that number? 1181 01:24:39,119 --> 01:24:41,960 Johnny? Yeah, Hold on a second, let me ask you how many 1182 01:24:42,199 --> 01:24:55,479 social how many social media influencers female social media influencers across YouTube, Instagram only 1183 01:24:55,640 --> 01:25:00,479 fans and TikTok do you think there are It's gonna be like one hundred thirty 1184 01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:04,000 something like that. There's twelve teams and each team has like eleven or twelve, 1185 01:25:04,239 --> 01:25:13,880 one hundred and thirty women something like that is how many women make money 1186 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:25,000 and off of TikTok Instagram OnlyFans Facebook, Twitter and get likes and retweets for 1187 01:25:25,119 --> 01:25:29,800 nothing. They literally like just having a coffee today, thousand likes. Oh 1188 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:32,680 I love you so much. They make so much money off that shit. 1189 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:38,159 You know, it's like Eric Myer's old bit where you know you have to 1190 01:25:38,359 --> 01:25:43,920 he'd have to be on the moon and you get twelve likes, and a 1191 01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:48,600 woman puts out like just gone today a billion likes, and those billion likes 1192 01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:58,239 by her influencer opportunities like ads, you know, traction from the social media. 1193 01:25:58,319 --> 01:26:01,479 So women and we're you also apply this to like a job that more 1194 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:09,840 people do than basketball, which is waiting table service industry. Women make way 1195 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:15,359 more money and tips than men do. It's not even close. Nobody talks 1196 01:26:15,399 --> 01:26:17,199 about it. To the point. Worked at Hooters for two years. I 1197 01:26:17,239 --> 01:26:21,600 worked at Hooters for two years. I got four dollars in tips over two 1198 01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:28,039 year period, and and three of those four dollars was from the same guy 1199 01:26:28,119 --> 01:26:32,840 telling me to put my tits away, which I did all three bucks. 1200 01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:42,359 Oh, it's so dumb. It's never gonna work, man. Maybe the 1201 01:26:42,439 --> 01:26:46,640 WNBA had a chance. Maybe back when there wasn't the Internet and a bazillion 1202 01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:50,039 things to do if you want. They're like, lower the rim. It's 1203 01:26:50,039 --> 01:26:57,079 like it's the only female sport for the most part where there isn't some weird 1204 01:26:57,279 --> 01:27:00,800 like women's mma is kind of the same as men's They play by a lot 1205 01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,800 of the same rules, I guess, But most of your other female sports 1206 01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:11,399 there's special rules for females. Uh less sets less Uh lower the rims if 1207 01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:14,640 you really, but I don't care if chicks start dunking, nobody's give a 1208 01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:19,720 shit. I women golfers than the yeah crows. I said, there's only 1209 01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:27,680 two ways women's basketball explodes. Lower the rim no, yeah, literally. 1210 01:27:28,159 --> 01:27:33,560 Uh. Somehow convinced the Jenner gambrlers degenerate gamblers that there's a lot of money 1211 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:40,359 in betting into WNBA or only fans. Literally hook up with only fans. 1212 01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:45,079 They have enough money. They make so much money they could afford to give 1213 01:27:45,119 --> 01:27:48,039 you all private jets. You could. Every team gets sown private jets through 1214 01:27:48,079 --> 01:27:54,079 only fans. Your hottest chick has a finger blast herself on there after every 1215 01:27:54,119 --> 01:27:59,800 game I'm watching. I'm watching, I'm watching now, don't tell me that 1216 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:03,600 that what's disrespectful when all these kids are doing only bands anyways, I mean 1217 01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:09,079 they're all doing it. I wonder if the w NBA or NBA, I 1218 01:28:09,079 --> 01:28:12,600 guess. I mean, guys, if they have to think like you can't 1219 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:15,319 do only fans, you can't do nudity, you can't do. I wonder 1220 01:28:15,319 --> 01:28:19,560 if they have a thing that they I'm sure are not allowed to you. 1221 01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:23,760 You know what I mean, they all would Yeah, yeah, for sure. 1222 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:26,920 All right, guys, I got jam I gotta do show. I 1223 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:30,279 love you. Hey, dude, we gotta do these more often. Thursdays 1224 01:28:30,279 --> 01:28:32,000 are good for me. Glad you feel better Thursdays. It works for me 1225 01:28:32,039 --> 01:28:34,520 too. No. I mean I dude, I've been down for two weeks. 1226 01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:38,319 I feel like I'm Every time I think I'm getting better, it just 1227 01:28:38,359 --> 01:28:41,399 gets back. The worst gets you sorted out. Man, what's going on 1228 01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:44,279 here? I'm trying, dude. All right, I'll talk to you guys 1229 01:28:44,279 --> 01:28:46,520 soon. I love you, Sammy, I'll love you guys. Sam March 1230 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:50,960 third, go samsoo dot com for tickets. Help me all the tickets that 1231 01:28:51,119 --> 01:28:56,680 when you purchase a ticket to my show, just know goes to the production 1232 01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:00,640 of the of of the Special. I'm not making any money off this. 1233 01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:03,600 I don't want I just want to help pay off this special, so it's 1234 01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:06,640 not about me putting money in my pocket. Say what are you putting it 1235 01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:10,960 out on? If you decided yet, I don't know. I'm gonna put 1236 01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:15,119 on Rumble first because they give me love and we'll see where it goes from 1237 01:29:15,159 --> 01:29:18,760 there, because I'm shadow band everywhere else. Well, I'm happy. I'm 1238 01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:21,439 excited to hear it. Sammy, I love you. I love you too. 1239 01:29:21,479 --> 01:29:28,840 Guys, We're just gonna head over to Patreon now. If anybody's still 1240 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:31,680 there, ptre dot com slash punch Drunk Sports. We won't keep talking ten 1241 01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:36,560 or fifteen minutes here, uh the pet you on dot com slash punch Drunk 1242 01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:41,760 Sports, go ahead, say it again. That's stepped on. I'm just 1243 01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:45,039 telling it you guys from your boy the Teeth and from Johnny Apples, suck 1244 01:29:45,079 --> 01:29:57,239 it. What did I say? Girls? Girl friend? Every girl's knock 1245 01:29:57,359 --> 01:30:02,840 girl friend? And it has disturbed me how much Sam loved this song. 1246 01:30:03,079 --> 01:30:15,479 He answer was like, yeah, special mege, what am I saying? 1247 01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:27,239 Jobby stop? Just letther rock. These are kids we're supporting. Now. 1248 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:32,840 If you are, if you're a drunk puncher by by on the problem, 1249 01:30:34,279 --> 01:30:41,119 if you want to find this U and buy it. It's with knee high 1250 01:30:41,319 --> 01:30:47,920 Let's get Busy as the name of the album, and dross my girlfriend and 1251 01:30:48,399 --> 01:30:54,000 drows my girlfriend. I made that, I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this 1252 01:30:54,079 --> 01:30:57,520 a vote. Should this be the new punk drunk? These