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Per gift, but I'll bring it
next okay. Sure. Oh hey,

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hi, welcome to Laura Kane after
Dark. Thank you so much for tuning

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in. I'm Laura Kane and this
is my trusted, wonderful confidant BFF number

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two. Rimmer, Eric Rimmer,
what do you mean, number two?

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Well, I'm your whatever. You
know what, you're my BFF. I'm

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just listen. Why do I have
to qualify it every time? I don't

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exactly, That's what I say about
you. And then we have thank you,

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thank you, producer Brian, and
we have our BFF a Jason producer

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Brian. And then we have my
little BFF right here. Oh my god,

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Elvis. Okay, speaking of Elvis
and best friends. Yes, there's

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a store that opened up in my
neighborhood and it's a dog grooming store.

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And I took Elvis to get groomed
and I saw this and I was like,

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I asked the woman, I said, hey, we do a podcast.

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This is really important. May I
have two of those? And she

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said yes. So you're going to
have to change out of the shirt I

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gave you on Tuesday, okay,
on Monday, and change into this one

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because look what it says here it
is. We both have one? So

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cute? Are we both going to
put them on? God? That's so

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cute? Thank you? I think
this is is that one? Yours?

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This which I don't know, which
looks bigger yours? This is a medium,

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I know, but that might be
a chick medium. Oh I'll fit

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into it. I think that's for
me. But no, we're wearing it

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because we're cute. We're going to
be besties now we are changing hold on,

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okay, we also have our mystery
guest is waiting for us to call

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this person, and you guys are
going to add ask the mystery guest yes

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or no questions to try to guess
who the person is who will be disguising

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their voice using what I don't know? Is it ke Reeves? Don't be

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stupid. I know you couldn't pull
that off. Don't be Why would you

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even ask me ahead of time who
it is? They would defeat the whole

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purpose of this fun game? Is
it, Harrison Ford? I don't know,

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but we better call this person because
I told this person we'd be calling

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this person fifteen minutes ago. Oh
wow, Oh that looks cute on you.

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Look, we're besties see it's official. Anyway, the cute cute dog

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spaw and look how cute Elvis looks. They did a great job. And

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they're in Mission Hills and their new
business. So there you go. Small

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business. We're all about small businesses. Okay. So this game is the

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Mystery Guest. You guys, ask
yes or no questions. You try to

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guess who it is. Okay,
so here we go. Is everything up?

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We're gonna call this person right now. But yeah, here we go.

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How come it's not how come it's
not ringing on the roadcaster? It

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is? Yeah? Here? No, I can't hear it. Hold on,

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mystery guest, Hold on, I
don't hear it anymore. It rang

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for a second. Hold on,
let's see. Let me make sure that

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we are connected, Mystery Guests.
Hold on, hold on, hold on,

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go back to like the main call
screen. Clicked on the speaker button.

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It says it says road caster on
here? Oh see you? Or

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damn? Okay? You can't play? Did you see it? Did you

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see? No? I was no? Okay, okay, but anyway,

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hold on, mystery guest. Why
is this not working? Oh my god?

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Okay, now I put it.
It's on. It's on. All

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right, mystery guests, let me
just say, let me just ask it,

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mystery guests, can you hear us? Yes, there's the mystery guest.

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Hello, mistery guests, thank you
so much for joining us. We

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really appreciate it. And uh,
I know who you are? And now

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somebody else? Do I know who
you are? Because it's all your name

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on the phone? But Eric,
did you see? Eric doesn't know who

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you are. So Eric will be
the one asking yes or no questions mystery

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guests. So here we go,
Eric, find out who the mystery guest

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is. Uh aes or no questions? Are you a man? I'm sorry

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I couldn't hear you are. Are
you a man? Yes? I am

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I hope. Uh? Are you
on television? No? Are you do?

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Do I know who you are?
Yes? Does Laura know who you

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are? Yes? Okay, Oh
my god? Are you famous? No?

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Were you famous? Maybe? Come
on, Eric, be more creative.

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Think of the one short period where
Laura was famous. Stop giving you

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an Come on, Eric, be
more creative. Ask do you come on?

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Yes? Do you own a business? No? Oh? Are you

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on the radio? Not right now? Did you and I fart on each

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other one time? Say that again. Did you and I fart on each

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other one time? Did we know
each other a long time? No?

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Did we fart on each other one
time? Yeah? What kind of did

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that? Really? I think?
So? Oh wait, no, I

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know what it was. We didn't
fart on each other. Did you?

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Did you comb my hair one time? No? This is getting weird.

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I thought it was what I massaged
your feet once? My god, Okay,

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who did you fart on and comb
their hair? Is what I wanted?

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I totally, I totally thought I
had it. Now I'm totally confused.

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You can't get it from the giggles. I couldn't hear. Okay,

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keep asking questions, Oh, I
know, ask more, ask one more

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questions. Oh my god, have
you taken a book today? I know

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I'm gonna I'm gonna tell a joke. Oh god, then I think I

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know who this is. Okay,
Oh god, jeez, So brace yourself.

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All right, all right, doctor
doctor, I have five peen?

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Well, how do your pants spit
like a glove? It's randy? I

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know that laugh you go, Oh
my god, I love that laugh so

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much. How are you? I'm
okay, a good glowed? You do

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not have to laugh at that joke. It was stupid, it was funny.

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What you know how I feel about
jokes? How are you, Randy?

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Oh my god, I just now, Randy, when we were in

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the studio, didn't you like brush
my eyebrows or do something to my face?

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And it hurts so bad? Oh
yeah, I tried to. It

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was like comb your goateee or something. Oh my god, it was hilarious.

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When he was a guest on our
show and he came in, he

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did some We had some device and
he was trying to use it on me

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and it hurts so bad. Okay, the question is who did you fart

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on? That's what I initially thought
it was. I thought we took turns

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farting on each other, but it
would be I don't know, probably you

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so weird. How are you?
I'm good, I'm good. We're just

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you know, taking care of Sophia, and you know, that's that's pretty

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much what I that. You know, what Debbie and I do now.

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So I was originally I wanted him
to come into the show because everybody loves

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Randy, and Randy lightens up a
room and that laugh is the best laughing

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in the world. Hysterical. He
has some very serious responsibilities. So I'm

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like, oh, maybe we can
play that mystery guest game that we used

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to play. Oh god, just
hearing Randy laugh makes me laugh. I

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know, Randy, do you have
any what's the last movie you saw?

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Do you have any like movie suggestions
for us or shows? Well, most

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of the movies I watch, you
know, I buy like on iTunes,

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but you know what I am watching
on and it's like I'm binge watching now

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and it's it's like I'm kind of
late to the game. But did you

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guys ever watch Justified? Okay?
Yes, By the way, that was

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like when we were on the air. That's how old that show. It

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was laid behind the game because Jerry
loved that one. Yes, I remember

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him telling telling us about that,
and I'm like, I'm in season three

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and I think I started watching it
yesterday. Oh my god, Randy,

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there is a show you need to
watch. It's called Breaking Bad. Okay,

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Okay, are you up to speed
on that one? Be proud of

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me, Laura, I actually watched
the whole thing already, Breaking Back All.

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I am proud of you. I
didn't know that about you. I'm

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very proud of you too. I
thought you would be. There's this one

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that you might want to catch.
I think it's instill in Rotate. You

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can probably watch on Netflix or Hulu. It's called Seinfeld. You can probably

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binge watch that too. Oh my
god. I was talking to some girls

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today and they were like talking about
friends, and I'm like, I do

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not like friends. I never have, I never will. Randy watched your

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thought on the show Friends. They
were shocked. They were like, what

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who doesn't like friends? Like me? I love friends. It's stupid.

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Randy thoughts, Well, you know, it's not really my thing. But

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I will say Debbie loves it.
It's like one of her all time favorite

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shows. But I never really,
you know, got into it. What

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was the last thing that you ate? Last thing I ate? M hmm.

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I remember you having weird dinners sometimes. Let's see. I had two

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of those little cheese squares and I
had oh, I had like there,

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we had some leftover persudo and I
hate that on a cracker. I had

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that I think about a half hour
ago. Oh my god, your diet

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is hilarious of cheese and put on
a cracker. How are you? How

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are you able to stand on?
I have a this you're going to die

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for you. It sounds weird,
but you gotta try it. Oh god.

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Okay. You get a cracker and
you get a little bit of ideally

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the Dijon mustard. Okay, and
you get a you know what kipper snacks

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are, No, they're like sardines, Oh, by god, by okay,

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and then you put a little horse
radish on it with the cheese.

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Okay, cracker, Dijon mustard,
sardine, horse radish. Oh my god,

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Oh my god. I'm really good. I swear I would. It's

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really good. It's amazing that this
man looks the way he does. I

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know, he looks like he's twenty
years old. Before you all have always

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looked great. And Randy, I'm
going to brace myself here. I'm holding

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onto Eric's knee and the couch.
Randy, please, oh god, I

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don't want to. Oh this is
gonna hurt. How old are you?

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You really want to know? Oh
my god, Oh my god, oh

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my god, oh my god.
I'm gonna ship myself. I know I'm

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gonna ship myself too. Okay,
go okay, I'm gonna tell I'm going

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to tell you how old I'm going
to be in October. This year.

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Oh my god, no matter what, no matter what. Throughout the years,

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every single time this topic came up, it was always a shocker.

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Yeah, because I I it was. It was outstandingly shocking. Okay,

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if he's oh my, I'm bracing
myself, go for it. Are you

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ready? Yes? This year in
October, now I'm going to be sixty

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five. No you're not. Nope, no way, no, I don't

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believe. You know what. The
good news is I qualify for Medicare this

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year. Oh my god? What
else I do? Get senior coffee?

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Oh my god, I am totally
all about the senior discount. Oh my

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god. You know what, Hey, Randy, maybe we can all go

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to dinner at like Denny's because you'll
get that blue light special or whatever to

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go like three thirty after you,
but it'll be it'll be like five.

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I'm all over the Senior Slam.
Wait, what's that place used to go

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to all the time? It isn't
that old people porn? Jimmy, wait,

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what's the slam? He said,
I'm all about the senior Slam,

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And I said, isn't that an
old people porn movie? That is that

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is gross? It's totally gross.
What's that one restaurant you went to all

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the time, Jimmy's. I haven't
been there for a while, you know,

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it's it's it feels kind of weird, honestly, because I used to

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take my foot my parents there.
That's right, That's right. It's not

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I don't mean that as a bummer
or anything. It's just, you know,

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it just feels funny. So I'm
sure I'll go back. But you

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know, that was like, that
was like my parents jam that was like

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have to sell your your parents home
or do you still live there? No,

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we don't live there anymore. Well, you know, it was,

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but I think, honestly it was
it was kind of a blessing to you

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know, I when they passed,
I didn't want to really live there anymore,

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you know, because it was really
kind of hard the last few years,

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you know, being like a caregiver
or anything like that. But we're

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totally happy now where we're living,
and it's it's nice to really have our

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own place, and you know,
there's more area for so we you know,

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Sophia to walk around. We walked
every day and it's just we're really

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blessed to be living where we're living
now. And nice. Yeah, I

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don't take it for granted, you
know. And Sophia is doing great.

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How old is she? Well,
let's see, she's going to be sixty

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five. Say no, this is
going to be shocking too. No,

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this year she is going to be
twelve. Oh my god, I can't

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believe she's going to be twelve years
old. And have you talked to like

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Tommy lately or anybody from the show. Have I talked to anybody? Yeah,

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well, let's see Jeff every once
in a while will send me a

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text or call. Yeah. I
haven't talked to Jerry for a long time.

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The last time was when we were
all on the Tommy's Show. You

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know what I listened to the other
day that just made me die. It

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was the whole cracky McClure era.
There's like a whole thing on YouTube.

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It is so friggin hysterical. I
always I always think about Rick when when

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I hear it, that cracky stuff. You know, he he really worked

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his ass off on that. That
was like, but it was just like

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it was so funny. I mean, Tommy would sometimes, you know,

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he'd wanted me to make sure that
every once in a while we do a

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Best Step Show, and that was
always part of it. You know.

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It was just you know, and
I think a lot about the show too,

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you know, I'm I'll always be
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it was if I always say this, you know, if God ever,

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if I ever needed proof that God
loved me, you know, he let

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me do that for almost twenty four
years. Yeah, you know, I

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got to work with you know,
people that are like, are my family

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ready? You know what It's like, I say, interrupt you, but

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like I was still in the business, and it is not the same.

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We are so blessed that we were
in it when we were because it was

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we were it was we were the
top, it was radio was the king.

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It was the best time of my
life. Yeah, and and you

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know it's You're right, it's not
like it used to be. And and

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remember, you know, there were
times when I'd look over at you when

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we were in the studio, you
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look over to you and I'd say, you know, I can't believe we're

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getting paid for this, you know, and and like we're doing something we

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really love to do. And you
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have never met Eric, you know, if it wasn't for you or the

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show. And and now you know, Eric, you're you're my friend,

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and yeah, you know, I
I I you know, I wish I

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could see you guys more. But
excuse me, it's you know, just

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really hard, you know. You
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that, you know, Sophia's needs
are met, and they are and she's

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thriving, you know, but that's
that's our priority. Yeah, for sure,

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that's a good work. I think
there's going to be a day where,

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you know, we can all of
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would love it well, you know. And and you can always always come

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and visit Laura and I in the
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have the big bed. We're going
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grandparents. Yeah, yeah, you
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just entertain us for a little while. Speaking of entertaining you, Randy,

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I have a joke for you.
Oh god, this is probably going to

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make Laura laugh too, won't I
bet it will? I know she does,

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but it's it's a It brings me
joy to try and make her laugh.

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So are you ready? Two old
ladies are talking? One of them

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says to the other, you look
fabulous. What's your secret? The other

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one says, I've been giving my
husband oral sex every day for the last

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month. I feel great and I
look great, and I can't recommend it

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enough. They run into each other
a couple months later, and the second

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lady says to the first lady,
now you look great. What have you

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been doing. The first lady says, I've been taking your advice. I've

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been giving oral sex every night for
the last month, and I've never felt

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better or looked better. But your
husband was really surprised. Brandy. My

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mouth is like a flat line.
My eyes are flat lines. Everything is

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just a flat line. Yeah,
if she didn't have botox, that would

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just look like line notebook paper.
I can't believe. Oh that's nothing,

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Brandy, nothing. You should hear
what I say about her vagina. Oh

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please, I know. Oh he
goes there looking at it. He's not

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He's never seen one. He's never
seen one in real life. No,

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I'm afraid, Randy. I think
they have teeth. Randy, you are

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That laugh is like if I could
bottle that, God sell it make a

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million dollars. I wish my laugh
sounded like Randy's. I love it so

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much. Somebody who has had been
he's had so many challenges in life,

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he has never once complained, never
once, and you are such an inspiration.

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I want to tell you guys something. And I told you this before,

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Laura, when your when your father
passed. I don't know if you

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remember me ever telling you, but
I said that I admired that, you

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know, the courage that you showed
through that whole thing, you know,

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and I kind of I think about
that from time to time, and I

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hope that I think I handled you
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mom and dad passed, you know, And I tried to think about your

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strength every once in a while that
you you know, showed when when that

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you went through that, and you
know, eric On on your end of

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it it. I see your post, you know, when you when you

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mark the anniversary of your mom's passing, and and I I just you know,

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wanted to tell you guys that I
think the way you handle it,

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you know, and the way you
share with everybody that you know, as

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hard as it is to maybe even
sometimes talk about it, I think it

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just shows a lot of you know, courage on your part and it probably

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helps you guys to you know,
to talk about it every once in a

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while, and yeah, it does
for me, it doesn't, you know,

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if it's not, I'm sorry to
interrupt you, Randy, but if

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it's not, how how big of
a space was it between your mom and

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dad passing? Well, let's see, mom passed in twenty twenty one and

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dad passed in twenty twenty three.
Oh, okay, so it was was

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it was relatively close together. Yeah, And I don't I don't mean to

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bring down or anything like that.
I just I felt like it was important

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to tell you, you know,
both that you know, it's as hard

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as it is to deal with something
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think it probably, like I said, it helps you guys to talk about

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it and to share. And I'm
glad you do because it doesn't just you

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know, inspire me. I'm sure
there's a lot of other people that are

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going, you know, through the
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you know, and it's really it
really says something about you and your character

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because it is very, very difficult. Yeah, oh my gosh, and

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that is something that you know,
you can't get those moments back. I

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know how hard it is, and
but looking back on it, I wouldn't

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change it for a second. Well, yeah, you were. You were

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both there for your your you know, your your dad Laura and your mom

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Eric. You know, as hard
as that was to deal with, and

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it was, it was like the
hardest thing in my life to ever do.

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I look back on it, though, and I'm thankful to God that

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I was. He gave me the
strength enough to get you know, telp

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them, to get me and my
family through it. You know. You

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know Debbie, you know, she
was She's a godsend because she you know,

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she lived there with it. She
went through it as much as I

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did, you know, so and
you know, stood by my side the

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whole time. And I'm thankful that
I have Sophia. You know, she's

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like Debbie and Sophia were like are
like are like, and we're like my

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respite during this whole thing. I
could always go to Debbie and talk about,

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you know, whatever heart was going
on. Yeah, and you know,

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I I don't want to bring your
show down or anything like that.

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I just want to know. It's
a part of life. It's so important,

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and you know, it's We're getting
to that age, Randy where we

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are losing people, you know,
even you know peers or you guys are

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both orphans kind of Yeah, yes, that's it must be really hard.

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But again they're with you. Yeah, yes, I do. And you

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know, if I was to give
anybody any any advice, now, I'm

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thankful that on my end of it, I never had an instance with my

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parents that I you know, quit
talking to them or had a disagreement and

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a separation from them, you know. And if I could give anybody any

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advice, I would say that if
you have like a something between you and

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your parents, and I would say, resolve it. That's what I say.

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And if not just your parents,
but a family member, you know,

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because you got to cherish the time
that you have with them. And

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I think if you work that difference
out, as hard as it might be,

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I think when the time comes for
god, you know, to call

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them, you're going to look back
on that and say, you know what,

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I'm glad I did that. Yeah, you know, And I know

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that may sound corny or like a
Hallmark card or whatever, you know,

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and I apologize for that, but
I think about that a lot. You

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know that I was thankful that I
was there. I'm thankful that they when

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they passed, they were at home, they were happy, and you know

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that I get a lot of side
of satisfaction from that. And like I

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said, I'm thankful I didn't have
a you know, a big divide from

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them, you know. And I
would just say, resolve it if you

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can resolve it, because I think
and you know, when the like,

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you'll, you'll you won't regret that
you did. No. No, And

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that was the biggest blessing for me
was that I was able to be there

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for my mom and my dad when
they both passed, So you know it,

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I wouldn't trade that for anything,
Randy. I was really really glad

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you were there for me. The
time when we were we drank that soda

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that was super carbonated and we recorded
our burps and I made pants down the

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burp and it sounded like a dinosaur
and I was pregnant. I peed my

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pants in the studio and Randy was
the only one that was in there with

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me, and he helped me,
like time my shirt around my wet but

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stand it showed, it showed.
Oh that was so funny. Randy's Randy,

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I love it, I know,
And he kept playing it and plank.

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Am I going to do that?
Oh my god, Randy, do

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you have a copy of that?
Okay, I wish it was all off

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the air. Oh my god,
that was our special moment. Yes,

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yes, by god, that is
hilarious. Well, Randy, it was

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just so wonderful having you on the
show. You're just always such a fountain

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of like of encouragement and knowledge and
and and just wonderful vibes. And I

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love you so much. I'm so
glad I do too, Randy. I'm

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so glad you're my friend. Well, I'm thankful that you guys are my

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friends, and I think about you
often. I really same here, and

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I love you know your post on
Facebook and and and all that you know,

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and it's it's it's funny. I
wish I had had caught that show

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you guys did with the hot tortilla
chip or whatever. I just told him

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about it because he gave me the
idea. I'm like, oh, Randy,

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we already did it, and they
had one tiny piece and they almost

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died. I think I had ringsting
for about a week and a half.

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You're probably part of fire Crackers.
Oh my gosh. Okay, so this

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is this is terrible. I can't
even believe I'm gonna God at this,

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but Randy sparks something in Jesus.
So over the weekend, I had a

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dinner with an old coworker and her
partner and we went for Mexican food.

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And then the next day my coworker
made tostatas with chicken and I had beans,

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and oh it was delicious. Then
I for dinner, I had I

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there was so much Mexican food that
I had it for dinner. So I

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had beans three meals in a row. So let's just say that Sunday,

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when I woke up, I just
levitated to work. I didn't even need

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to put my feet on the ground. I farted all day long. Yeah.

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I really was like a hovercraft.
Yeah so I had Oh, I

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had my crop dusting T shirt on, and That's basically what I did all

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day. Yeah. Oh, I'm
glad I wasn't there, but I'm kind

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of sorry. Oh, yes,
you would have. It was terrible,

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especially when I didn't from somebody.
Maybe one of these days you could come

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into the studio some days in the
future. We would love to see your

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face, would I would love to
well, thank you, Randy. We

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love you. So you are welcome
anytime. Randy, all right, I

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love you, bye bye. Oh
my god. I know. It was

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like so it's so funny because I
when I was like Brian, this isn't

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working, and it says Randy on
the phone. God, I didn't even

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see it. I wouldn't have gotten
that, by the way. I mean,

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I know who Randy is. I
don't know how much beyond that.

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You know, Randy. His laugh
nothing like it. Everybody's ever loved it,

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everybody's ever heard it. It just
brings joy. So I just needed

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we needed to have him on it. We needed to have him on Okay,

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so let's get Okay, we're gonna
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It'll be quick, and then you
have something to write. I have

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something that let's run some commercial.
Yes, I was gonna say, well,

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little we'll do our commercials and then
we'll get to and then we're gonna

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All Right, So what we've decided
is Eric and I are going to

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flush out our business idea a little
bit more and we're going to lay it

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out next week. We're going to
end with something that Brian is bringing to

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the table. And what's up.
Do you want me to go first,

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Brian or do you want to go
first? Oh? Yeah, because he's

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a topic Jlo real quick, Yeah, do it? Okay, Okay,

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this because this is like shocking.
Okay, so the comments are hilarious.

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Okay, So yeah, what's up? So she had her concert, her

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first concert over in Italy. Okay, and this is before she canceled.

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Obviously, all of the whole rest
of the two, so everything else has

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been canceled. Okay, So people
are saying like, oh, this wasn't

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a school assembly. So there were
nineteen thousand empty seats at her first concert

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in Italy. Tickets were eight marked
down to eight, and then ninety five

425
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percent of the tickets were unsold,
according to Live Nation. Oh no,

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and she fired her hair and her
stylist or costume designer. Excuse me of

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she started with j LO in two
thousand and nine, So how many years?

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Is that because she let it slip
that it was because of ticket sales?

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Okay? Is this because of ben
Affleck? Is this because people are

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sick of her? Is this because
what is this? Why? I think

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it's because she's oversaturated. I think
those two movies that she put out on

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Amazon or whatever. I think that
was the nail in the coffin. I

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really do. I think there's that's
sad. There's so much stuff going on

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in the world today, and there's
so many other things you could have spent

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your money on versus a vanity project, you know what I mean? She

436
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could have invested in Laura Kane after
Dark totally, and you know what,

437
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I'm gonn to call her tell her. I thought about this if somebody asked,

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if you asked me, hey,
I have tickets to go see Jaaloa,

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would you want to go? I
would say no, I'd rather stay

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home. If you said, i'll
pay you fifty dollars you want to come

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with me, I'd say no.
I think it would. I think you'd

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have to pay me to go see
her, to spend the time. And

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I don't know why I don't dislike
her. No, I love Jala.

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I just who cares? Right,
I don't, And everybody else thinks the

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same way, apparently, Well,
the new album tain't and then the two

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I mean, do we really need
two movies? No? Especially the love

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story about her? Please? Honestly, I just kind of feel like she's

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She's almost like a Kardashian where she's
just kind of famous, and she has

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skills and things she's famous for,
but she's the point where knowingly thinks about

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them. She's just kind of famous
at this point for being famous, but

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nothing really to bring you to a
concert. Right, Yeah, she doesn't

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have the best voice, Yeah,
she's okay. She's a beautiful woman,

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yeah, and a good actress.
She's a good actress in her genre.

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Anyway. Okay, what's that producer
Brian? Okay, So I do a

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lot back end work for the podcast
around here, and that means I get

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access to the Lord can after our
YouTube channel. Oh means I see over

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Laura's recommended videos. I do.
Hold on, hold on, I don't

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know. I'm not looking at your
history. I'm just I didn't look at

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your history. I'm just saying this
is the recommended things on your friend page.

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Oh my god. So this kind
of shows you where my where?

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Where what I have? Now I
really go check your history? Oh boy?

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them I picked. Oh my god, that's okay. It matches the age

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bracket. Your moving, my god, I know, doesn't. You can't

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deny that. I can't. I
can't. Maybe it was was wrist tattoos

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on there, like old lady wrist
tattoos. A couple of ads specialize in

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wrist hats or old ladies. You
are totally wrong about that. By the

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way, I don't think I that
thing you're right about. But the other

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thing I don't think. Find me
someone who's under the age of thirty who

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has wrist tattoos. They're like bracelets. Do you agree with him on this?

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I know you don't like my tattoo
anybody, so I don't do agree

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with him? Oh my god,
thank you? You know. And I'm

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hold on, I'm not even hating
on it. I'm just saying that people

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who get those tattoos are in a
certain age demographic. Here's what. Here's

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what I greatly disagree with you,
because you know the eagle that she's got

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00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:32.880
right now, it looks like an
eagle. Yeah, when she's sixty five,

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00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:37.119
it's gonna look like a pterodactyl,
like seagull dive bombing like food in

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00:39:37.159 --> 00:39:39.280
the lake. What are these things
gonna look like? They're gonna look like

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00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:45.199
claws? Now, I will say, your other tattoo is very hip,

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00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:46.800
mostly because you put it in a
place that no one can see without taking

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00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:50.320
your top off. Right, But
this, my hand tattoo, is like,

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00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:52.679
hello, I had to cover for
this. It's gonna look like like

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the guy from Creep Show. It's
just gonna be like like I might as

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well add to it, might do
my old ant. Why not? I

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just want to point out real quick, we're going to end the show and

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00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:06.679
say goodbye to everybody. But guess
what is less than a month away?

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Less than a month, less than
a month, less than a month.

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00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:14.559
Charlie Kane and Maya getting married.
Oh right, the wedding that I was

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00:40:14.599 --> 00:40:17.159
disinvited To's Charlie's. I will have
a good time, Eric, Yeah,

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00:40:17.159 --> 00:40:21.599
thank you. I'm going tell me
how it is. I'm going I forgot

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00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:23.559
that I did that to you.
Yeah, I told her. I'm going

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00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:27.480
to crash it. I never was
invited. I'm gonna buy my plane ticket.

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00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:30.719
I'm gonna get my plane ticket,
and do not show up drunk.

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00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:36.000
Do not object. Oh yeah,
because Eric will show up drunk. He

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00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:39.280
said. That was his quote.
He's going to show up wasted, object

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00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:44.880
to and then throw up on my
shold. The day Eric is drunk will

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00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:49.599
be the day that one of your
affirmations actually works, which is never start

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00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:54.360
drinking clean. I'm going to I'm
gonna start drinking at the airport and then

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00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:59.840
yeah, and then I'm just going
to burst, and I'm just going to

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00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:02.400
kick the church doors open or wherever
they are. Okay, just be like

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00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:07.119
Ada. And then I'm gonna find
Laura in the front row because I'll be

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00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:09.599
able, I'll know you're in the
front row. And then I'm just gonna

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00:41:09.639 --> 00:41:15.920
puke on your shoes. All this
aside, My little baby boy is getting

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00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:20.119
married in less than a month,
and I don't know. I feel happy,

530
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:25.920
I feel emotional, I feel excited, I feel all sorts of feels.

531
00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:30.519
It's really kind of it's super cool. I love my d and I

532
00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:32.960
love her family, and he's marrying
into like a great, great family.

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00:41:34.039 --> 00:41:37.760
It'd be so much fun to be
there. I know I was gonna wait

534
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:39.280
to hear about it when she gets
back. I know, God, I

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00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:42.960
can't wait. I'll send you videos
and stuff you want me to, no,

536
00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:46.239
because I'm going to be there.
I'll take all right, what's end

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00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:51.280
this thing? All right? Next
week our business idea and so much more.

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00:41:51.320 --> 00:41:54.280
Thanks for tuning in so much,
Thank you Randy for being our misday.

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00:41:54.280 --> 00:42:02.039
Thank your love you so much,
and love your popodcast. Goodnight bestieh

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00:42:04.719 --> 00:42:07.920
Okay, that's another file and then
another another to merit that's right, to

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00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:15.280
merit? Please what just say it
in his goat? All right? All

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00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:17.719
right? I love you? Oh
my god, I can't. I can't

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00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:22.400
have to feel like I know.
Please, since Brian, since Brian asked

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00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:29.440
nicely, love your podcast, of
course, love you, my sweeping bye

