The Downbeat on ninety seven to one, The Freak. It was Billie Eilish.
Do you haven't have her latest quote? J Yeah, she said quote
I love the downbeat, the freak end quote. She did not say that.
She did not say he said the downbeat. Kevin Mikey Danny. Danny
is rock in the official World Series gear. Take my picture, you bitch,
Take a picture of him, bitch, Actually a video a video.
Okay, are you gonna TikTok me? Let's do a live TikTok? Yeah,
do a live TikTok Mike good return cut JJ very topical. I figured
she love that look I got. I left the tags underneath like a rapper.
Huh. You forgot to take days as hell though you had it a
couple weeks ago. It's the gray sweater World Series Champion. They call this
the Clubhouse Hoodie. Yeah, like this is the one that they handed them
on the field once they clinched the World Series. And the hats too.
It's basically your standard issue Blue Rangers cap with the new tea and then on
the side though it says World Series Champions. Yeah yeah, with a patch
and then on the commissioners because that's the thing. You don't want it to
just say Rangers World Series, because then it means you probably lost it.
I was at the airport and they have the discount rack just covered in American
League Champion Texas Rangers crab. You know, like what an impulse buy that
is? You know, like, oh, yes, of course, and
then well, all right, then you don't get the world series thing.
No, I've got the one from twenty ten because it was their first time
there. I bought a Red Rangers hoodie that just said world Series. Yeah
series, They've never been and I thought it was cool. And I obviously
did not do it the next year because once you get there and you don't
win, then wait until they do win. And I can't believe that I
have a piece of clothing that says the Rangers won the damn World I still
can't believe one day it'll make sense. It really is not can. I
watched the last three innings, so I have that one. I have Game
five saved on YouTube TV, and for whatever reason, I fast forwarded to
watch the inning seven, eight, and nine of that game the other night
and just sat there and watched it. It was so fun and it happened
so fast. I forget that was a damn no hitter, Like through six
innings, they just scortia. The whole playoff thing happened fast. Yeah,
because there weren't weren't that many games. It seemed like they were just smoking
people and winning on the road, and it just feel like you're in like
the sports chaos hurricane, and then you come out of it and you're like,
we're the World Series camps. Yeah, like it's just so chaotic.
Yeah, those first series two, like the day games against Tampa Bay,
it's kind of strange. You almost don't even feel it. Din'emn feel right,
Yeah, you know, they get through that and they had the Orioles,
well they had to be two out of three over the Rays they did,
and then that the Oriols. A couple of those games were like afternoon
games. I just didn't whether it was changing too with October. Just it
feels strange. And then you walk in the Houston Series. I mean that
felt very real and it felt like everything mattered. But yeah, you can
get caught up in some brain fog looking back on all that. It just
already still feels like it happened so fast. That's how I feel every mid
January when the Cowboys losing the first round of the playoffs, and I'm like,
well, we did all this to get to the playoffs, so you
talk about them all the time so much. It's football for a reason,
football for a reason. Oh you heard the Rangers championship run described by some
as unexpected, unlikely, And then you'll hear people on the other side of
what do you mean it was unexpected? This team is built for this.
It's a great team. They brought in all these free agents, their payroll
is in the top six or whatever. No, it's not unexpected. They
started out, they had the best record in baseball, blah blah, blah
blah. They only lost it at the end. Why is it not expected
If it's because of the fans. The fans don't believe it until it's true
around here, especially the ones that suffered through twenty eleven. And it's just
still I'm having a difficult time believing that it actually happens. Still after over
a month. It's crazy. Has anyone thought cause Cowboys could win the Super
Bowl? Right? Sure? Yeah? And the Stars are what second in
the West right now? That's and they're a good team for a few years
in a row. Now, yeah, it's you know, they can win
the Stanley Cup. I mean the MAVs are the one that is the longest
shot right now, am I supposed to go? Are the MAVs gonna make
the playoffs? Yeah? Exactly early? But what's the what's the most what's
the best? Has any city won? No? Cities won three out of
four? Right, so in the same yeah, the same year. I
feel like, I feel like Boston did it one year where the Pats,
the Socks and the Bruins three out of four and one year I think that
the sil may have happened, or it might have been the Celtics. I
don't know. They'd be the most likely candidate though. Okay, let me
ask you this hypothetical real quick. If the cow Okay, let's say the
Cowboys the NFL season regular season ends right now, the Cowboys have the same
record as Philly, but they are the wild card team. Okay, would
you feel more confident in the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl then you did when
the Rangers started their playoff run as them winning the World Series? Uh?
Does that make sense? Okay? I would because you need to win less
games obviously, And yeah, I think they're good enough to No, no
city has ever won more than two championships. Okay, so city has won
two, they've held to Yeah, but no is none has won more than
two. We had to, right, No, we went, we just
went. We didn't go. Oh we were there. And yeah, as
I as a Packers fan, I went Packers Super Bowl, I went Rangers
World Series, Packers super Bowl win. Yeah, the MAVs title win,
Rangers to the World Series again. Man, that's good times and it was
great times. We're gonna sweep them all. So you think Cowboys, I
think you would have picked the Cowboys over the Rangers scenario. Yeah. Although
in baseball, if you're a worst team, I think you have a better
chance of beating a definitely better team because you can have a hot pitcher,
you know, you have some random stuff. I think basketball is the least
likely. Like, if you're a bad basketball team, it's really hard to
beat a way better basketball team with megastars that are just these forces of nature.
To beat them in a seven game series, I think that's really difficult.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. You're right. Basketball is football
the hardest two According to going back to two thousand and has happened. Yeah,
multiple times. That's two thousand. Was the New Jersey Devils and New
York Yankees. They'll count, right, that's weird, right, it doesn't
count. The New Jersey Devils calling it greater New York, Los Angeles Lakers
and Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and O two the Anaheim. Okay, let's
roll him out, then roll him out. I like this. Patriots and
Red Sox so for like you said, yeh, Patriots in Red Sox twenty
eighteen. Damn okay, they're so spoiled. Lakers and Dodgers twenty twenty allowed,
yep, Tampa Bay Buccaneers en Lightning in twenty twenty, yep, that
counts. We're going four for four, guys, so let's be the first
to get three. We could get three and imagine what happens first Stanley Cup
finals or NBA finals. Stanley Cup. I think NBIA hockey NBA's first.
Are you sure about that? The NBA is ahead? Okay? Am I
wrong? I thought the hockey playoffs started before basketball, but I'm probably wrong.
I could be wrong. That's the longer though, so well, the
team that we think is the longest shot is the one with Luca and Kyrie
and anything could happen because we got Derek Lively. Well, now that Derek
Lively knows to go dump the ball, yep, and he's gonna go twenty
and fifteen every five blocks, every single night. And those are the expectations.
Yeah, you pushed the bar up there, not us. This was
sports at seven at six forty three right now, outside of the most important
thing in the world, Wake up, your little sleepyhead. It's time to
get your stupid ass out of bed. To you about the most important thing
and the most important thing, right. So I didn't hear this yesterday during
our show near did I honestly to me feels very cut and of a path
to innocence. But our show has been accused of a fart machine prank.
Okay, which by the Ben and the Skin Show. By the Ben and
Skin Show, I have audio that I think we should walk to. Three
clips, okay about a minute long. Here's the first one from yesterday during
their first segment, they have hidden a fart cricket. It was really funny
because before the show Ben, I hear Ben talk to me, He goes,
did you just play a fart drop? And I'm like, no,
I'm over here doing stuff. Okay, Skins check the Inside Sports with doctor
t L sorry L sign because it was on that that sign was over here
and now it's move. Is there anything on that sign? Something seemed fishy
about that, all right? I think it's coming from that area where Steve
is looking right now. Oh my god, Steve's under the table. Let's
coat, police academy. I don't gonna worry. Did this thing? It's
somewhere. I think this one could be Soroy because Soroy got so much.
It was like a parade of what about the career of Mike story, how
many great pranks as he had? Right? And then that wasn't even him,
No, And so I think at the end of the day KT got
to take a victory lap on it, and Soroy was like, dang,
I should have done that. It has to be the downbeat, the high
jinks of those gentlemen together, you know. I can just see them having
a meeting about this, like what are we going to do? What's it
going to be? Where we're going to put it? Having serious conversation about
this, Okay, having a meeting about it. Very strange now, I
received a text from one Ben Rogers anyone else in the show Ben Rogers yesterday
at eleven thirty am, can you call in at eleven thirty six? Now
I had a six minute warnings by that point I got out of here,
you know, are at eleven so by our you know, I first hour,
yep, you know. So I heard their interview with Dan Hunt in
the are and then I, you know, I'm like, sure, I'll
call in. And I didn't know anything about a fork prank or whatever,
so I was just catching up and then you learn that you're being accused of
it. Now, last year I did put a cricket sounder in here.
Okay, that thing was annoying. It was annoying, it was kind of
awesome, and could not find it. We thought there was a real cricket
in here, like we were looking for the wrong thing. We were looking
for a live cricket. But then I also put it into the gift exchange
for secrets Hannah. It was the first one selected randomly, which of gift
gifted you know, like boxes or bags of gifts, And I think it
was Julie or Christina picked the first one, and it was happened to be
the cricket sounder, and then he was great, came clean, and I
was like successful, payoff we and I came clean. I did it,
So I get why I would be the acute here right. If you want
to eat chalk, come eat me. If knives out. Detective Ben wil
Blanc walked in the door. Yeah, he would think the guy who put
the cricket machine in here one year ago would probably be where I begin my
my detective work, because you're going to look up someone's criminal record to see
if they have a propensity for crime and Kevin empty crime boy. Which here's
my defense on this, because denial just makes you look bad. My defense
on this is if you think I did it, then I did it.
But now it's enough to make you a person of interest. Now I believe
that convictions from you the past should not be allowed into court. If it
ever gets to that, I'll just say this, whatever anyone thinks, I
think, what you want to think, that's fine. Let me just tell
you I heard nothing during the show. I heard no fart machine and went
home yesterday and didn't even know what they're talking about. And every break they're
talking about it did If I'm sit there going one of them did it?
Did speak easy? Have it? I don't think so. I don't know.
I don't know, because it's if it's only during their show, I
can. I have a real hot guess here, and his name is Steve.
Okay, Well, let's go to the the odd duck. Well,
I think it's been because he kept talking about it. Yeah, he who
smelt it. Maybe skin wanted to keep it quiet, and maybe that's why
he wasn't talking about it. I mean, it could be any of them.
Here's them discussing the police lineup of the usual suspect. The usual suspect.
Yeah, I don't think he's known to be a prankster. Kavanaugh is
too distracted by a big football weekend to think about pranks. Julie might be
who would come up here on a weekend to do that one? Oh what
if it was doctor Soriaal Okay, he had his show here this weekend's welcoming
gift, right, uh huh. It would be bad for a big surgeon
to be a prankster. It's a bad look. Yeah, it's kind of
a bad looks a fart machine inside your body, right, wait till you
find it? Okay, dirt bag culture. Hour are they here? I
don't think so. Okay, oh, Stein totally isn'to stuff like that.
Wouldn't do it. Groups would do it, but definitely Soroy, Danny and
k T. I see maybe JJ doing it, but I think those three
guys are the prime suspects and they're probably all in it together. Okay,
when you all find it, we have to turn it around on them somehow.
I love reverse pranks. If we find it, let's go set their
houses on. Fine, did you call in? Yeah? It was funny.
I just took it. I mean, there's no point in denying it.
You deny it, and all of a sudden, it's like you're almost
like raising your hand saying you did it. You have that especially they already
think I did No, I didn't pull my call, but there was potential.
Well, this is the funniest thing that I had, was the idea
of a prank on a prank because apparently someone was in the hallway randomly filming
them. I heard this, and ah, this is funny to me.
Just keep in mind the referencing former politician James Carville. I think he's a
democratic strategy seeing him, he's the Cajun guy who's bald and looks like a
finger. This is a lot like when George Bush said, don't let the
terrorists win. If we spend the entire commercial break on our hands and knees
searching for a part mechanism to downbeat wins. At some pointtend like it's not
happening. Let it be Rhiner's problem. We're already going crazy. You guys
are going crazy. This filming us, that's that's that's Noted Democratic strategist James
Carville just walked up guy filming us out there. What if that guy's the
one that planted the fart thing? Jimmy Carvill. What a piece of work
he is? Uh But anyways, Yeah, jim Jimmy Carvill's making the rounds
again and is apparently walking around the floor three at the iHeart Building taking pictures
of people. Yeah, that was weird. I just looked up big glass
door. There's so much hi jinks afoot, there's a fart prank happening to
us. There's a Jimmy Carvill prank. That's that's lead Soroy has hired a
Jimmy Carvell look alike to just distract us by peeking in the studio and then
he asked me what I told back to you, James Cabo, He's got
the weirdest voice, man. That was funny to be idea. Yeah,
I saw that guy roaming around the hallway yesterday too. I didn't know who
he was, but apparently he was like taking pictures of Ben and skin Show
while they were on the air, like looking in the door, snapping photographs.
What is happening? Well, when I hired him, I told him
wait until they get real close to crack in this case, wide open,
and then you just fly in there with your Kodak disk and snap off some
pictures and then just disappear. It's elite. I just think of the Bill
Hater Bill Hater when he was doing him, and then Bill Hare's like,
I do believe in ghosts, and then he starts talking to a ghost and
it's his grandma because he goes to keep her close and he's like, well,
you're a very special lady, and he LANs in and actually he's taking
a kiss on the cheek. But okay, so but this is the thing
I keep coming back to. Nothing happening during our show, at least I
haven't heard anything, and we have our headsets off. During the breaks,
you would hear it. They were kept saying it's happening every three minutes,
like on the dot, it's not happening. Well nothing, it's not.
So they didn't find anything. They didn't find that, they never found it.
So it's a remote operator. So somebody knew when to either turn it
off or they're choosing maybe Okay, maybe yesterday they messed with Ben and Skin,
and I would say today would be there us or speakeasy. I think
it's them messing with each other. Okay, that's why messive. That's where
I keep going to suspect A to me, well, quick question, did
and did the speakeasy have any Did they talk about this? Did they hear
it? Was it on during their show? I didn't hear anything, Okay.
And if if they didn't talk about it or hear anything, if Ben
in Skin never found it or claim to never have found it, doesn't that
kind of prove the argument that it's on them. It's one of them doing
well. If the if the fart machine stopped, like you said, it's
probably a remote control thing that somebody on their show is firing off. Nobody
even said a word about Christina, not a word christ In groups too,
who who loves fart loves them, he savors them. Yeah, he's missed
her fart. Julie mysteriously gone yesterday. Uh huh, he's just on a
beach with a my tie in her hand and her fart app open. Jeff
mysteriously off today. Look, I don't think they're taking days off to cover
No. And have we heard anything this morning? No? Nothing, but
Ben was obsessed with it. I mean it was like every break now.
Look, I will be honest. I caught an afternoon nap yesterday, so
one thirty to three I missed. If anything happened one thirty to three,
and that would include the mix with the Man's Skin show and the speakeasy,
So maybe something could have come out there, but I don't. I from
what I heard from the speakeasy from three until the end of the show,
I didn't hear them even mention it, so was it not going off during
their show. If there's anything I learned in all my years of detective work,
sometimes the most likely candidate is the first place you look, and sometimes
the least likely Canada, which is why I'd like to talk to J.
J. Jackson for a moment. Hello, JJ, good morning, good
morning. Are you doing to you famously have already done some misquoting this morning
of a international superstar that makes your prime suspect questionable morales? Morals? What
do you know about this part machine? JJ? Did they find it very
high pitch response? Curious? I was curious if the innocent people often try
to do the high pitch response. Insincere people answer in a high pitch oh
classic exhale. I'm a very busy person. Are you what are you doing
right now? Quote you're looking at your fantasy team. I see it on
your screen right now. You know what? Busy people never say that they're
busy. It's always the people that aren't busy. They talk about God,
I'm so busy. I can't I say it. I am under and I
have my legs are spread. Four dogs play trying to unlock a new ar
and I'm just I'm so too busy. I can't. It's like one step
forward, two steps back. I want to clear you. I want to
clear you bad, But guess what, I can't. I don't know the
studio that well to find a good spot to manipulate this sound Yeah, it's
not me, Steve. Just text it's me speakeasy, had it too,
strip mall Steve. He seems to know a lot of reaching out, listening
and providing red herring for dinner by Chef Steve. Growing up, my mom
had a quote and the older I get, the more it becomes parent that
she was onto something and her quote was the guilty dog always barks first like
that. So Steve Shackleford wolf Wolf, wolf Wolf just shits to Steve the
tough word to stop that one in country Country gets everyone. Yeah, I
does. Okay, Well, well keep tracking. We'll listen during the break.
Keep tracking. I mean they say the whole break. Yeah, coming
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