Are you everybody? What is happening? Welcome to another Lurry Photos supplemental with
your hosts David Florida. Time is four eighteen, It is Chili twenty eight
degree. Is gonna get all the way up to thirty three today and then
tomorrow a little bit more of the same. Be glad that we usually do
regular episodes instead of supplementals. Oh man, there's so we don't know what
to do. There's no intro to establish a tone. No, no,
there's not. It's just us now. Well, you know what, I
know what I'm gonna do. What you since this is just gonna be your
story tonight, you're the listener when this is so, I'm gonna tell you.
I'm gonna tell you something very personal about me, something that I've never
mentioned on the podcast before. I think top sheets are bullshit, bullshit.
I'd never have one on my bed. And I know what you're thinking,
But aren't you missing a very important thermal layer on your bed? No I'm
not, because I'll tell you what I did. I got two Queen size
down comforters, then I sewed them together. I put them inside one duvet.
It's like a mattress. You crawl under. It's magnificent. There you
go, everybody, something you didn't know? Flora hit him with PSA soundest
star sparkles, Flora. Why don't you share something intensely personal? Okay,
Once, when I was four years old, I had a styrofoam boogieboard and
I put it across two beds to bridge the gap between the beds. They
were like twin beds. What were you doing the boogieboard in Kentucky? I
don't want to digress. I was in Florida at the time, WHOA,
and I thought it would be lots of fun to walk across the boogie board
as a bridge betwixt the beds. Did not turn out well. I broke
the boogie board in Twain. It was cleft under my adolescent wait, and
I never felt number that was the dumbest moment of your life. You hit
it when you were four up to that point, that's crippling. So there
you go. Yeah, there you go. Something from each of us.
And now let's hear about your dark secret ride. We're devoting a whole supplemental
just about you and what you have to say to us. Let's get it
started, all right. I'm kicking this thing off with something amazing. Ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls, cryptids of all ages, haintes and tickets,
hants and tickets. We have us an actual fan of the podcast that
we got from stumble Upon. They know how to operate the interest leveler.
They pushed, they pushed the favorite knob, and they were able to generate
a viral likes dorm. I think that's how that goes, right. Yeah.
Yeah, anyway, stumble Upon brought to our fair shores an excellent fan,
and let us all welcome the original Jonesy who were just shortened to OJ
and then make a bunch of hilarious murder jokes. Don't worry, guys,
hilarious. Welcome aboard original jones ej. Thanks for letting us know that stumble
Upon brought you to us, and also thanks for ruining a really great joke
that we do. I was done with it. I promise not to mention
it anymore. So that was it was perfect timing. I think Jonesie hits
us with a pond h Did you know that, in fact, Diggie Toots
is only one of four children. Yeah, yeah, Diggie Toots is the
oldest then comes Diggy Roots, who's probably laying down some sweet funk beats.
Then there are the twins. Digye Flutes, the jazz flute is known for
her infamous covers of Kenny g songs, and Diggie Fluke, the clumsy jokester
of the bunch, known for his catch known for the catchphrase what the Flukes,
oh Man, Diggy's getting a bigger family by the second, I mean,
his partnership with DJ rap sputin yeh is already blowing up the charts.
So thank you, Jonesie, You're magnificent. Thank you. Moving on.
It's crazy to do listener mail and not be like, we gotta try to
like fit this into the episode. We got all the time in the world
to stretch out and just enjoy the mail. But seriously, let's move on.
We heard from the one the Only Snarg, the inert. I'm glad
that you pronounced all of the a's, of which there were two. Hi,
welcome to board, does snarg. The inert. Snarg says that apparently
we warm the cockles of their heart with our hot island beat. As they
walk across their arctic snowy campusland m says our hugs. You're feeling our our
vocal hug mmmmm, a coast of hugs. So welcome aboard, and thank
you for listening, and thank you for the suggestions. And just a shoe
suggestion. Yeah, and which, by the way, I mean, I
don't want to call you out, but that's far from a NERT. You
might be Snug the reactive. Oh no, yeah, snug the catalyst.
Looks like Snug has become an ignoble gas chemistry sound sounded like they lost the
valance of electron. All right, you want it down? Do you want
to throw it down? Oh that's fine, I mean I'll jump, I'll
jump into another orbit. No nice, No dude, because this is a
covalent podcast, damn it. Ionic be ahead in my best behavior. Oh
wow, and word done, no more podcast. Thanks snarg for for whatever
just happened. Moving on, Bang Bong Connor calling. Open up that dope
from Connor and he's bringing an assortment of fine products. A really good show
suggestion, perhaps a line of inquiry. Oh, we'd tell you, but
spoilers. Also, sit back, get yourself a cup of cameramile. Team,
because Connor brings us a pun novel, a pun a pun novel.
This has got good set up has one of these stories with him. He
made sure to set Yah who answers to notify him of any postings involving our
friend Divod foreshadowing, and uh, something shocking came to his attention. It
would seem that, still desperate for a date, Divad has begun using has
begun using the last name Flora. What with two rs so it's not your
last name? So yeah, so he can't sue him for all of his
not money. Something tells me Divod's not that until yeah, no doubt.
And with his newfound ego, he's started a new dating site targeting at people
who are awkward, sound weird, raise bizarre plants for company, and have
impeccable teeth, a site that he's called the Flora Dating Company, and the
world groans with you, as you can surely guess. It is not going
well, and a few groups have protested against the site, as fluoride is
a big no no. When asked what they don't like about the site,
the general consensus is, I don't really know how know or understand a lot
about this, but I know it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
O Shaja. He also said after listening to the lay Lines episode again,
he was reminded of a psychomistic research paper that he read not too long ago,
and it spoke of nodes of negative energy scattered across the planet were more
warm arge than When on to explain how many people born in these Nigga hotspots
were more inclined to have pessimistic nihilistic personalities, the adopted term for this vile
tendencies, and so ends out reading from the Book of Ghanna. Thank you,
Connor, Laura Scarred the adventurer. You find yourself in a room in
the north corner of the key. You are surrounded by hobgoblins and cobalts.
Your weapons have been stripped from you, but not your magic acuity. What
spell will you cast? The only one that I have prepared for the day,
the mindless Falcon. Holy you almost just died it hits nice. Yes,
Mindless Focus has entered. Thanks thanks for coming back to us, Mindless
Focus. Mindless Focus has been going back through our vast archives, which is
awesome and we appreciate that and hope you enjoyed them. Hope you'll louds appreciate
the working Harday label. We're putting it in this as well, and Uh
suggests a ghost story written by someone from here in Chicago named Christa Foster.
He thinks it's going to be worth our time. Sweet, pretty, I
love a pretty good story. There's not enough good ghost stories we've We've covered
this and we will continue to cover this. Yeah and Uh, The Mindless
Focus also hits us up with a neat story and wanted to share it with
us. He said he just listened to episode forty our Strange Sounds episode and
it kind of made the hair on his neck stand up. He said,
his wife and he were out of town on a trip to see some of
their family in New Orleans around twenty twelve, and it was our first time
in New Orleans. And they got to the city and to the place they
were staying, dropped off the luggage, went out to eat, and it
was it was late by the time they left the restaurant. They were standing
in the parking lot and about to leave when they heard and sort of felt
these sky trumpets. Oh sweet. They had no idea what the sound was,
and he commented to his wife that it sounded like the War of the
World's sound. Yeah, and that they just kind of laughed it off and
thought it was some kind of siren or something, but apparently it was really
chilling at the time they heard it, and they had since forgotten about that
sound until they heard it in the episode. Glad we could bring it back.
That brought it all back for him. That's it's crazy. Yeah.
And the feeling of it too, not just hearing it, but feeling something
too, That's it's crazy. I mean, lots of explanations as I recall,
yeah out there, but none of them really great, right, I
mean, I don't know, but cool. Yeah, thank you, yeah,
thanks, thanks so much for sharing that, and uh asks when the
next miscrypted contest will be. Well, traditionally it's held in the mum.
If you follow tradition, I'm prittish. Sure you do burn from around norms.
Oh now that's just if if you're carrying around, you're snuckleball around and
if you all, you all truly right, m m m yeah, so
maybe around maybe around may might do it a little differently this time. Yeah,
we've got we got some we got some some plans, some some scams,
some flams and some shim shames and some jock jams. That's always weird
the front at the front, like, yeah, that guy was actually a
convicted sex offender. And I think now we know where those sounds came from.
Thank you, mindless focus. All right, we gotta we got a
sweet asspun from our man West. Oh we'ld wide West. Do you hate
it when people call you world wide West? Does anybody call you? That
might not be the problem you think it is. So he says, we
have an island in the Caribbean that has a series of tubes and pits of
cannabis called tok Island. Oh oh yeah, he says we have. Does
that mean you're Caribbean? Wait a bit? What a bit? What if?
What if Wes is somehow a girl's name? And if it is Wes,
would you please please be my carbe queen? Now I'm a shaman,
a sandy and a heart nn mean as one? No, my love.
Yeah, you thought it was done well, but there was Mark Carrabbee and
queen Uh let's get sous. Yeah a bonus pun as a man in a
suit who dispenses curretcy. Uh he's called the legal tender man. Oh yeah,
I'm amazed. This is like a gold we've gotten never received as many
puns as we have for for Slenderman. Yeah. I would have never thought
that I and D would would have so many uses. Yeah you would.
You would think like Mothman yeah, or Gootman. No, but that's just
ta a minute, Wait a minute, that's just a man and man's in
slender Man too. But but my point is we get the majority of the
puns on the the first part of Slenderman, true, not the last part.
Yeah, I don't know the pun theory one on one, that's right.
Teach pun theory Fundamental University. You have to take this class in order
to take Advanced Puntery pun Lore. UMM on the TA. You probably will
never see the professor again. I have office hours. Please come stop by.
I hear that. I hear this class is taught by David Caruso,
and and he doesn't even care. He's just like, hi, everybody,
I'm removes glasses. David Caruso. The class is just like crickets, And
he spent all that money on the effects pedal that makes the sad right,
like the more you push it, the more like screechy against. So it's
like you can like warble everybody hates Professor crew. So thank you Wes,
and thanks for the show suggestions as well. Yeah, guys, with these
show suggestions, don't don't freten on if we don't say them out loud.
Yeah, on here what we're doing, shout. We don't tip our card,
We don't spoilers. We add it to a very comprehensive database, and
those we select in a in a very mystical and ritualistic fashion. Yeah.
And also I mean, like, uh, sometimes things look like they're really
gonna I can't tell you the number of episodes we like Flora. I've been
like, oh, let's do this. We're like all right, we'll start
research, and then within ten minutes we're like, oh, this will never
work. There's nothing there. So it'd be sucky if we were like,
oh, Danny Giblets hit us with a great show suggestion. I can't wait
to dig into that. Two weeks later, Danny Giblets totally dicked us over
and wasted our time with the suggestion go fund yourself, Danny Giblets. I
hope someone starts writing in his Danny Jiplets just so that you're like, oh,
we got some from Danny Jiblets. Yourself and he's got a pun for
us. Oh so that's that's in a ridiculously overexaggerated, uh nutshell of sorts.
Why we we we just say oh, thanks for the show suggestion,
because we have to fuss through those, and sometimes we have a pretty long
list of what we're doing, so even when they're great ideas, it might
be a little while before we can actually get around to recording it. Right
heard from Taper, Oh, Taper, all right? Taper. Taper has
some some really good points about our Oak Island episode. For example, according
to Taper, oak trees the name Oak Island. There's no oak trees anywhere
else. They're not native to that area. Interesting, and they were.
They were They were really old oak trees, so someone had been there hundreds
of years before to plant these trees. So right off the bat, what
the f It turns out that that was like secret fishing grounds by the Spanish.
Weird. Yeah, and they just they didn't they just never mentioned.
They're like, oh, yeah, there's island over there. Other interesting thing
that we didn't even It didn't even occur to us that seventeen ninety five guy
sees lights, he goes over there, he sees what's left of like a
block and tackle hanging from the tree. They were retrieving the treasure. Yeah,
what he saw was the end of the mystery, not the beginning.
Yeah. So everyone's just rehashing this treasure shaft that's been hit and quit.
Yeah, he hit and quit a bit it. So, yes, thank
you very much. These are great points. Also, I'm gonna jump into
the one step forward, two steps back machine. And and we actually had
another listener, Sheila actually hit me with this as well. Plenty of people
remember One Tin Soldier. Oh, so let me have see I'm sorry,
hold on one second. Can I get a suck at David Flora sound?
Oh? Okay, I guess I can't. That's weird. I've never had
that happen before. The demanded that's true. Yeah, I wasn't confident enough.
It turns out that the song One Tin Soldier was from a movie called
Billy Jack or The Ballad of Billy Jack, and it was from like seventy
one, and it was really popular. And I've been told this by a
number of people that it was It wasn't really ever intended to be a Christian
song. I just heard it at church a bunch. So I just stuck
it together and was like, I don't know if it Jesus in there,
sure, but it was. It was more of a war protest kind of
song. And I also swapped the sides. My recollection is that who the
valley people versus the mountain people? Yeah, I mean what matters is that
piece on earth? Was all that said. So thank you Taper, thank
you very much for rushing us with some really good insights. That was good.
I like, that's the kind of thing you read in your life.
I was like, oh, we really should drink less. Maybe we would
have come around to that idea, like yeah, why if why weren't they
just pulling the treasure up and off they went? That's that would be hilarious,
right, Yeah, it truly would. I don't don't know why they
would fill it in so neatly, right, maybe so they could like reburry
somewhere, but I don't know, I don't know. And yeah, I
will concede. I think we did get more support for one tin soldier than
we did for any commues. Oh god. Yeah, we got like two
people, and thank god one of them as somebody we both know. Otherwise
you would have been like, I don't know, it's some other internet weirdo.
No, you like thank god? Uh JVG stepped in for any Camus
and the hot Stepper. But we had we had a really good reply for
one Tin Soldiers. Yeah, I think he got like two three. Oh,
I mean all right, um cool, thank you to moving on,
David Flora. Within each person there are two entities grappling for control, the
man and the animal. Where is the person who can be both and that
is Chuck Animal cougar sound man. Yeah, I think you are doing something
right in your life if you can hear someone say your name followed by Chuck
hits us up with a really cool thing that we were gonna we were gonna
get into and I'm able to do this right now. Sure we've got a
cool effing follow up for the Voinage manuscript, state Line, Rip Paper Sounds,
Dot Majex, Spinner Hearing, Nightline, Larry Photos Update. Somebody managed
to partially decode it using a really cool system where he had identified some of
the plants in the manuscript and said, okay, well here's the plant and
then here's the piece of writing underneath it that has to be the name of
the plant, and if I know the plant, then I can know that
that's what this means. It's not the same thing as verbatim decoding it,
but he was able to pull this stunt a number of times and at least
give cryptographers a toe hold. So it's not like, oh, they solved
it and I remember. But the thing we know now is that it is
one hundred percent not a hoax, That it is written in a real language,
it carries information, it's not gibberish, it's not randomized victories. Yeah,
so that's awesome. That's that's a cool thing. Also a ton of
great show suggestions, including one you may have just heard. Oh yeah,
the chuck the animal asked for Satanism and guess what he done, got it.
L Animale also points us to a Dailymail dot co dot uk article on
the Voytage manuscript, which, going in a little bit different directions, says
that it dates back to an ancient Aztec language, which is maybe not ancient
but far enough. All Aztech language is ancient now, but yeah, it's
like ancient Latin. Again. Another theory that that someone's put forward saying,
here are the plants that were around what's now known as Mexico and and this
was could have been just some ASTech botanists journal. Yeah, that's wild.
It's just that's crazy stuff. I don't know what to believe anymore. I
also, let's don't be silly Mustard butter, that's different. Jack dances the
dance that we've often danced with puns where he had some really good ones and
then forgot them. Yeah, yeah, that that happens to everyone been there.
And now we know the origin story of the animal. Oh we got
a prequel m exactly much like ourselves. Chuck's at theater geek and he loves
theater and he's dramatic. So thank you, Chuck the Animal. Well are
we gonna sorry, can we interrupt? But are we gonna tell the origin
story? Chuck got the nickname in high school. It was because he vehemently
attacked building a set for a production. Yeah it was. It was a
hammer driving contest and he killed it. Yeah, he was the John Henry
of the day. But instead of calling him John Henry, the teacher called
him the Animal. Though it'd been kind of cool if it was John the
Animal Henry Chuck the John. And although the Chuck the Henry Animal, Wow,
Chuck Chuck the John Henry Animal Hannibal Lictor. I mean it would have
made the Johnny Cash song. By the way, if no one's if you
haven't heard the Johnny Cash version of The Ballad of John Henry, it is
one of the greatest songs ever. I mean, it's truly great. That
ain't nothing but my hammer sucking wind. It keeps me breathing. It's great.
It's just great. What else we got from Chuck the Animal? Chuck
asks us if we're ever gonna be hitting up any cons in particular the Mid
South coln in Memphis or the Alabama Phoenix Fest in Birmingham. I thought the
Alabama Phoenix Fest was like one of those things, like the Rusty Trombo,
like the Curb. We would love to, but I don't think. I
don't think we'll be hitting those well probably if we do, we'll probably hit
some closer to our neck of the woods until we become raging successes. Yeah,
and we can't. You can't keep us from cons. We have this,
We have this secret hope of like a cryptid road trip that would take
us through through West Virginia, through Mathaman Territory, Maryland, Goatman Tart,
Like we have this this dream of someday like taking two weeks and doing that.
But for the moment, and that's that's when things like that would happen,
Like where we could be like, oh, there's this con going on,
we can hit this one and and we could we could do a trip
through the South. We could hit up the Hidden Crap that's around New Orleans.
We could go to Honey Island, check out the Grunchun. We could
go to h you know around Mobile Mobile is supposed to be you real scape
Escape all swamp Skype. Well that's that's in one of the Carolinas. Well
it's in the South. Dude, come from Colorado. To me, it's
all like one er thing. It's like a one big pancake on the map.
Yeah all right, so but so no, like we we are definitely
into that idea. We just for the moment with our schedules and our finances
were we're working on it. We're getting there. But we have put a
donate button on the website. Whoa fancy that Chuck has also left us with
a pond carcass. Oh nice, allow us to feast upon the marrow within
its bones he says his bigfoot was shot but not keeled, photographed, and
said picture was posted to a certain social media site. Could you say it
was injured but not killed? Oh? Nice, probably, but you'd have
to put a cat on there, or like a Llama doing something stupid and
a douman. Yeah, I'd have to have something. Pokemon. I am
thirty eight years old. I missed Pokemon altogether, and the consistent references to
it I find irritating. I've said it. And also we find out how
Chuck says injured. Yeah that's true now, but I will say this,
Uh, I actually am entirely in love with injury. Like it's it's like
the woman you love, be that like you move in with, but um,
she just has a terrible laugh or something like this one thing and you're
like, ah, I still love you. Yeah, they made a whole
show about it, right. I couldn't get I couldn't what what what show?
Heroes? What I was talking about? The nanny? What are you
talking about? Well? Here I try to make a joke, and I
try to make an inception joke, and none of it worked. I didn't
not inception the movie, but a joke within a joke. Oh god,
wow, I should have gone deeper derailed. Nope, anyway, that's what
I get. So yeah, thanks Chuck. Uh what else we got in
the old mail? Big Dave? Yeah, new writer, starting out with
puns. Oh I love it. I love it. Be like what's up,
flunk? Yeah, zombie master, sweet ass name? Wow? Yeah
these zombie masters. Yeah, well we don't deal with middle management. Sweet
pun. Bring it Flora. When talking about how ahead of his time,
HP Lovecraft was, Zombie Master was shocked that no one mentioned the scripts he
wrote for what would have been the first soap opera, Dagons of Our Lives.
Oh yeah, that's good. Like sands through the beach shed in Smith.
These are the dagons of our lives, like the teeming mass of humanity
through the fingers of Cthulhu. So are the Dagons of our lives? Okay,
awesome with Richard Nixon as the shog. That's not all. Oh no,
we have gotten barraged. I love it, love it much like Anne
Rice. HP Lovecraft also wrote some blue fiction. Oh baby, this podcast
isn't so hot. I'm just gonna have to take this this podcasting robe off.
Is there is there on a very good saxophone. Now, is there
a Sarah Parsec Award for Least Erotic Podcasts for Acoustic birth Control? Because that's
what we're getting. By the way, another T shirt for the website Blurry
Photos Acoustic birth Control. He also wrote some blue fiction. His most popular
titles were The Unspankable Cream in the Witch House and The Best Little Horror House
in Providence. Reynolds was great as it funny. Oh you think he's done.
You think zombie muscles down, raising the down, sunding it after your
pranks. You think it's done doing that, because it's not. I think
that's all over for you. It's not over for you, bitch. I
got good news for you. Good news by meaning bad news. You're stupid.
It's all welcome and this is great. Josie, listen up. You'll
like this one. Oh yeah, he says. Before the WWE, you
realized it didn't want to get buried under the costs of shooting a pay per
view event on an island. They had planned on an annual event called Chokehold
Island. Ah, that's pretty sweet. Yeah, I like that. Randy
the matha man savage I believe was gonna rust Oh god, we do you
remember we just like stopped the podcast for thirty minutes, like, um,
what other ones can we think? Yeah, we didn't come up with it,
We didn't. It was just Randy the matha man, Savage, Goatman,
the Animal Steel, the jort. When I Greek saw Jim Dagon,
oh nice. Yeah, there you go. You scratch the itch. That
was it. We're not going to do better than that. When I was
growing up, George the animal steal scared me because I thought he was a
gigantic animal, like, like not psychologically cogent human that think they just threw
in the ring. I like, I fell for it. I was like,
oh my god, his tongue is green. Oh guys, guys,
guys, he doesn't know, he doesn't know not to hurt you. I
completely, as a kid, fell for it. Awesome. Hey, Zombie
Master, Yeah, thank you for sending your hordes of undead puns after us.
Oh man, and they thirst for human flesh. That was awesome.
Thank you, sir. Welcome board, What's next. Our next contestant is
Mikey Wheels, who has been very active in the Facebook realm. That's true,
Mikey Wheels got a pun for us. What's what's a god? Yeah?
What's that pun? I found a website for a school in Point Pleasant
kids who are very gifted, the Mothman Prodigies. Oh it is Montessori school.
It's Charter dude. Oh sorry, So yeah, thank you for the
awesome pun, Mikey. Oh, and thank you for the attempt to put
me in the penalty pox. I gotta tell you, there's plenty of things
for which I'm willing to go up the river. Extortion, gun running,
Pokemon game copy counterfeiting. Really yeah, I'll do all those things. I
don't care the Pokemon's. Yeah, I'll mess with the Pokemons. But one
thing I cannot go up the river for is failing to guess which network of
bad TV shows on. So no, I mean I love that, you
know, I love that you were like, hey, hey, your big
phoney, tell him tell them what tell everybody? Sorry he uh he got
me because in our Sleepy Hollow episode, which is a great one, by
the way, I really enjoyed that episode. I just listened to it again
the other day. You know, we're talking about, um, hey,
when was the last time I heard me? Uh, we were talking about
the TV show Sleepy hollow. Oh yeah, the new one. And we
were discussing whether or not it was on NBC or ABC, and it turns
out it was on Fox. Yeah. Yeah, whoops a daisy. But
thank you, Mikey Wheels. As you said in NBC. So you're refusing
to go to the penalty box first, yam, I refused to be I
refused to be convicted on that account. You know what we should do.
We should one of these days, we should set up a protocol for for
penalty boxing if we're if we're gonna come back and deny yeah, being sent
It's true, it's true. But you know, here's the problem. This
is why we didn't follow historical canon. We set up the jail before we
set up the court. It's true, but I mean, we're just following
what every civilization has done. Yeah, yeah, so we do have to
set that up. I'm cool with self policing. I'm God knows, I've
spent enough time in the effing penalty box. But also, uh, we
may have. You know, it's like getting a grant from the state for
better electric chairs, Like we have managed to really step up the penalty box,
and it is more disconcerting and vocally immobilizing than ever before. We have
a new and improved penalty box people. Yeah, and you're just gonna have
to hold out. Now if if an offhanded comment about what channel a show
that we throw out there doesn't get you to the penalty box, maybe a
date of when someone was born or died, or or if someone knew Shaka
Khan or not. I mean, that'll, that'll do Khan. But we'll
say, you know what, we'll we'll we'll throw that one in the hopper,
the old you got you got the channel wrong. Yeah, and then
if you get another one or two, yeah, nuggets like that. Yeah.
Maybe maybe there's like three misdemeanors as a felony kind of thing, three
strike system. I don't know. But thanks for keeping keeping Dave, honest.
Yeah, thanks. I keep trying to keep trying to pull a fast
one. I'm like Biff Wax in a car. You know, I was
just finishing the second now be if don't calm me, you're right, I
mean I was just starting on a second. Hi, Marty, I heard
you're gonna get lad this weekend. Why is bif Robin Williams All? Mikey
also gives us an explanation for Hollow Earth. It's Gallifrey and technology. Bro
Oh, it is bigger on the inside. That's that's good. That's something
we haven't thought about. But why not. Yeah, there's Nazis in there.
Yeah, you might as well be artist, no doubt. I mean,
if if we have to think there's Nazis, why can't we please believe
the doctors working in there? Yes? Also, and you know what I'd
like to believe further inside the hollow Earth, maybe he gets just just six
months with his lovely wife. Yeah, just just six months where they can
be in the same time, in the same place and it all just works
out. I don't have to see the episode. I just need to know
what happened. Maybe maybe it's not Maybe it's not a doctor who. Maybe
it's inspector spacetime. Isn't that right, Constable Constable Reggie. Also, Mikey's
on the ball, Um, Mike, you don't stop. He ain't no
part of like am occupied because I'm occupied. It don't stop, wheel wheels,
he's uh, he's going hard in the paint because um, he says
he thinks mister Hyan, I haven't gone back and listened to this but Ken
ken Hight may have implied or said that I Am Legend was a vampire story,
when in reality it's he said, he said it was a zombie story,
but it's a vampire story. I don't know. I think I feel
like it. Really, I think you could that would be a good case
for the Supreme Court. I don't need. I don't need like Roe v.
Wade to be rehashed because think about this, they cannot touch sunlight without
burning. Vampire. They're not very smart. They move and pack in hunts
and groups. Zombie. They devour flesh zombie. That's that's a good point.
I mean, I know it's a tough call, but and I have
never read the actual short story, so maybe it's more explicit about which way
they go. But I'm you know what, It's a discussion that society needs
to have, and I'm tired of us dancing around it. It's the elephant
in the room. Mikey also says that the reason that Mountains of Madness from
Del Toro was postponed due to the fact that Ridley Scott's Prometheus was kind of
an adaptation of the story. God, I hate that so much. That
makes me so mad. Because that The Mountain Madness would be a faking great
movie and Prometheus was a giant lukewarm in a milkshake. Yeah, you're right.
I just asked my heart how it felt, and that's what it said.
You know what, I You know what, remember how I used to
say I would fight George Suklos. Sure you're gonna go off to Ridley Scott?
Yes I am, Because here's the thing. Ridley Scott needs one thing
more than anything else, and it's someone to tell him when to shut up.
I've I have enjoyed a lot of Ridley Scott movies. I love Blade
Runner, I love Legend. Yeah I put that on a recording, But
when you watch the extended director's cut of any of his movies, you're like,
what a bunch of shit? What have you? Clearly the studio had
to assign a minder to this guy. So there I've said it. Don't
worry. I won't get any mail about that. Thankfully, we haven't gotten
much mail about a penance, That's true. Opinions are, what if this
was the watershed moment, the day I decided to kick up the Scott.
I can't take sleepy Hollow not being hard Fox. God, nice Scott.
Yeah, no doubt. This is Ridley Scott himself is going to get in
our face. And then you know why because he'll write a letter and we'll
be like, oh my god, he really laid out his argument. I'm
very sorry, mister Scott. I apologize I wasn't right, and then we'll
get another letter from and go, no, that's just the thing by secretary
edited, this is how I really felt, and we'll go back to hating
him again. Get it because his films need editing. Get it? Do
you get it? Microphone close up? Thank you Mikey for what writing in.
Mikey regrets that. Now heard back from Caleb. Hey, Caleb got
a double pund for us. He says there's a comedy club called Joke Island
and it's been given the nickname the Funny Pit. Oh those are great.
It sounds like a nineties comedy club and they probably exist the Funny Pit.
He also brings up the fact and I feel like a complete ass helmet for
not bringing this up. The money Pit. Oak Island featured in Assassin's Creed
three. Oh it's you are a giant fan of Oh yeah, I've been
there, dude, I've gotten the treasure from it, dude. Oh yeah,
in the game, it's it's a treasure of the Knights templar. I
think it's uh. I think it may be Captain Kid's treasure too sweet in
a way. I think you get his like outfit or something from getting him.
Anyway, it's been a while. I'm on an Assassin Creed four,
so shut up. I don't remember three that will Oh I thought three was
the one with the pirates. Now four is the one with the pirates.
Three is the one with a Native American guy. Oh right, right,
great game, great point, Thank you, yap. Everyone says how great
it is. I've never gotten into it. Yeah, that you should.
It's for me. It's Lego Lego Marvel. Right now, I can't get
away from it. Yeah, because now they've got Assassin's Creed one, two,
Brotherhood Revelations three, four. It's insurmountable at this point. It's too
late, sheer edifice of nerdery that I cannot penetrate. Oh oh shit,
well it was a matter of time before it. Gone. Are the days
of clinking crystal over, the times of elegantly set feasts. There is no
more fancy feasting gray catis but your ghost in your memory. No, there
is only the King of Halloween. Oh yeah, fully deserved, The King
of Halloween writes us. Here's the thing, it's not if I gave him
the certificate now it would be over and this is too much fun. That's
just me rationalizing my laziness. But honestly, we've had a lot more fun
than if I just delivered the goods. The King of Halloween spake thusly unto
us. A group in the eighties actually discovered another hole on a different part
of the island, but when they got to the bottom is just full of
clowns. They called it the o'k islan funny pit. It's a tie.
It's a tie, different different vectors. Yeah, aiming for it, but
it was it was like two booby trap water tunnels leading to the same shaft.
Oh well done. Yeah, I like that. Uh nice, nice,
nice, And um, you look great in that crown. You do
your ermine robes festooned with bats and pumpkins. If you guys have a Twitter
account and you're not following us on blurry underscore photos, yeah you should.
You need to get on that because we're getting some great tweets of fan art.
Oh my god, getting destroyed in the good way by a drunk Satan
Robot DSR sending us more fan art, this time the creepiest. It's a
it's a it's a VHS case from Divot's comedy stand up, and it is
it. Actually, at first I didn't. I had the weirdest reaction to
it because I was like, oh, wow, he's got a picture of
an idiot, a weirdly compelling picture of an I had to stare at it
for a few seconds before I realized that he had had like, very skillful,
skillfully combined you and I into one person. It is amazingly disturbing.
Yeah, that's so Divad live at the Comedy Shed. Yeah, check out,
check that out. It is an amazing piece of work. We'll try
to get that up on the Facebook. I'll try to put it up there
too. But oh man, wow, Ron Satan Robot, you are just
crushing home runs left and right, and your photoshop skills are excellent my I
add, yeah, no doubt. So thus ends our supplemental mail bag episode.
That's right, I mean, the only thing that that's crazier than doing
an whole episode about listener mail is listener man. Now, I'm just kiddings.
Oh and there's no puns. Thank you guys for writing in though.
Yeah, I appreciate it, really appreciate it. Um, we're we're gonna
try to get back on track with the uh the start of season three looming.
But keep in mind if you do send stuff in the in the meantime,
which we encourage you to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
might have to have another supplemental to catch up on that. Yeah, we
don't have a full episode for a while, but we're definitely going to have
some stuff coming out to keep keep your interest. We're desperately afraid of losing
your interests. And uh, and we're coming back strong. We are.
I mean, you know, all you gotta do is go back in time
look at episode one of season two and you'll know pretty much how we're going
to start this whole thing. The word you're looking for is drunk. It's
it's our Drunks cast, It's ours our it's our yearly tip on a hot
Tireland and horrible stereotapes drunk podcast. Yes, so that's we're gonna be back
soon. Uh, We're gonna try to get back on on schedule with the
putting listener mail in episodes, but if not, we will we may have
more of these periodically. So yeah, because I'll tell you what we are.
We discussed this a time or two before, Like we're right on the
on the cusp of having like a like a busy week of listener mail's.
Like, wow, that's that's more time out of the podcast than we can
really afford to lose, Like we're I mean, you know, you cross
two hundred likes, you're gonna have some problems, you really really you don't
have to pay attention to that. So well, thank you for that problem.
Thank you for how much? How how many pounds a bag full of
money? Ways, that's a problem, as always. Go and uh and
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you've got Twitter and you haven't followed us, like I said, blurry underscore
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us review. We love them. Thanks for those of you who have written
in with suggestions of where to put the podcast. Got a new one.
We're gonna look into that and put us out there. And again I've put
us on a bunch of sites. I can't confind us on any of those
sides. Now there they're out there. And also, thank you guys for
two seasons under the belt. Oh good, oh man, you don't even
know. The season three is where we lose our fucking minds. Season three
where I promised to get YouTube back and to part yeah. Season three is
where we get um like desperate and we start coming up with really great bad
ideas. So look forward to that season three podcast in Desperation. So for
this, I get to say these words usually this is your part, Flora,
but this is a this is an extra supplemental so so there are no
rules. This is podcasting Vietnam. This is like, this is like the
outback Steakhouse of of podcast episodes. It's just right. Uh So for this
supplemental listener male episode of Blurry Photos, I'm David Danny gibletztecco you Danny Giblets,
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