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Are you everybody? What is happening? Welcome to another Lurry Photos supplemental with

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your hosts David Florida. Time is
four eighteen, It is Chili twenty eight

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degree. Is gonna get all the
way up to thirty three today and then

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tomorrow a little bit more of the
same. Be glad that we usually do

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regular episodes instead of supplementals. Oh
man, there's so we don't know what

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to do. There's no intro to
establish a tone. No, no,

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there's not. It's just us now. Well, you know what, I

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know what I'm gonna do. What
you since this is just gonna be your

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story tonight, you're the listener when
this is so, I'm gonna tell you.

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I'm gonna tell you something very personal
about me, something that I've never

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mentioned on the podcast before. I
think top sheets are bullshit, bullshit.

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I'd never have one on my bed. And I know what you're thinking,

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But aren't you missing a very important
thermal layer on your bed? No I'm

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not, because I'll tell you what
I did. I got two Queen size

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down comforters, then I sewed them
together. I put them inside one duvet.

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It's like a mattress. You crawl
under. It's magnificent. There you

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go, everybody, something you didn't
know? Flora hit him with PSA soundest

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star sparkles, Flora. Why don't
you share something intensely personal? Okay,

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Once, when I was four years
old, I had a styrofoam boogieboard and

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I put it across two beds to
bridge the gap between the beds. They

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were like twin beds. What were
you doing the boogieboard in Kentucky? I

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don't want to digress. I was
in Florida at the time, WHOA,

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and I thought it would be lots
of fun to walk across the boogie board

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as a bridge betwixt the beds.
Did not turn out well. I broke

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the boogie board in Twain. It
was cleft under my adolescent wait, and

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I never felt number that was the
dumbest moment of your life. You hit

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it when you were four up to
that point, that's crippling. So there

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you go. Yeah, there you
go. Something from each of us.

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And now let's hear about your dark
secret ride. We're devoting a whole supplemental

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just about you and what you have
to say to us. Let's get it

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started, all right. I'm kicking
this thing off with something amazing. Ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls,
cryptids of all ages, haintes and tickets,

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hants and tickets. We have us
an actual fan of the podcast that

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we got from stumble Upon. They
know how to operate the interest leveler.

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They pushed, they pushed the favorite
knob, and they were able to generate

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a viral likes dorm. I think
that's how that goes, right. Yeah.

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Yeah, anyway, stumble Upon brought
to our fair shores an excellent fan,

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and let us all welcome the original
Jonesy who were just shortened to OJ

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and then make a bunch of hilarious
murder jokes. Don't worry, guys,

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hilarious. Welcome aboard original jones ej. Thanks for letting us know that stumble

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Upon brought you to us, and
also thanks for ruining a really great joke

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that we do. I was done
with it. I promise not to mention

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it anymore. So that was it
was perfect timing. I think Jonesie hits

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us with a pond h Did you
know that, in fact, Diggie Toots

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is only one of four children.
Yeah, yeah, Diggie Toots is the

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oldest then comes Diggy Roots, who's
probably laying down some sweet funk beats.

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Then there are the twins. Digye
Flutes, the jazz flute is known for

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her infamous covers of Kenny g songs, and Diggie Fluke, the clumsy jokester

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of the bunch, known for his
catch known for the catchphrase what the Flukes,

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oh Man, Diggy's getting a bigger
family by the second, I mean,

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his partnership with DJ rap sputin yeh
is already blowing up the charts.

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So thank you, Jonesie, You're
magnificent. Thank you. Moving on.

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It's crazy to do listener mail and
not be like, we gotta try to

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like fit this into the episode.
We got all the time in the world

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to stretch out and just enjoy the
mail. But seriously, let's move on.

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We heard from the one the Only
Snarg, the inert. I'm glad

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that you pronounced all of the a's, of which there were two. Hi,

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welcome to board, does snarg.
The inert. Snarg says that apparently

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we warm the cockles of their heart
with our hot island beat. As they

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walk across their arctic snowy campusland m
says our hugs. You're feeling our our

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vocal hug mmmmm, a coast of
hugs. So welcome aboard, and thank

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you for listening, and thank you
for the suggestions. And just a shoe

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suggestion. Yeah, and which,
by the way, I mean, I

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don't want to call you out,
but that's far from a NERT. You

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might be Snug the reactive. Oh
no, yeah, snug the catalyst.

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Looks like Snug has become an ignoble
gas chemistry sound sounded like they lost the

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valance of electron. All right,
you want it down? Do you want

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to throw it down? Oh that's
fine, I mean I'll jump, I'll

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jump into another orbit. No nice, No dude, because this is a

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covalent podcast, damn it. Ionic
be ahead in my best behavior. Oh

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wow, and word done, no
more podcast. Thanks snarg for for whatever

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just happened. Moving on, Bang
Bong Connor calling. Open up that dope

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from Connor and he's bringing an assortment
of fine products. A really good show

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suggestion, perhaps a line of inquiry. Oh, we'd tell you, but

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spoilers. Also, sit back,
get yourself a cup of cameramile. Team,

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because Connor brings us a pun novel, a pun a pun novel.

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This has got good set up has
one of these stories with him. He

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made sure to set Yah who answers
to notify him of any postings involving our

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friend Divod foreshadowing, and uh,
something shocking came to his attention. It

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would seem that, still desperate for
a date, Divad has begun using has

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begun using the last name Flora.
What with two rs so it's not your

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last name? So yeah, so
he can't sue him for all of his

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not money. Something tells me Divod's
not that until yeah, no doubt.

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And with his newfound ego, he's
started a new dating site targeting at people

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who are awkward, sound weird,
raise bizarre plants for company, and have

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impeccable teeth, a site that he's
called the Flora Dating Company, and the

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world groans with you, as you
can surely guess. It is not going

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well, and a few groups have
protested against the site, as fluoride is

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a big no no. When asked
what they don't like about the site,

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the general consensus is, I don't
really know how know or understand a lot

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about this, but I know it
leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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O Shaja. He also said after
listening to the lay Lines episode again,

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he was reminded of a psychomistic research
paper that he read not too long ago,

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and it spoke of nodes of negative
energy scattered across the planet were more

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warm arge than When on to explain
how many people born in these Nigga hotspots

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were more inclined to have pessimistic nihilistic
personalities, the adopted term for this vile

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tendencies, and so ends out reading
from the Book of Ghanna. Thank you,

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Connor, Laura Scarred the adventurer.
You find yourself in a room in

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the north corner of the key.
You are surrounded by hobgoblins and cobalts.

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Your weapons have been stripped from you, but not your magic acuity. What

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spell will you cast? The only
one that I have prepared for the day,

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the mindless Falcon. Holy you almost
just died it hits nice. Yes,

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Mindless Focus has entered. Thanks thanks
for coming back to us, Mindless

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Focus. Mindless Focus has been going
back through our vast archives, which is

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awesome and we appreciate that and hope
you enjoyed them. Hope you'll louds appreciate

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the working Harday label. We're putting
it in this as well, and Uh

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suggests a ghost story written by someone
from here in Chicago named Christa Foster.

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He thinks it's going to be worth
our time. Sweet, pretty, I

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love a pretty good story. There's
not enough good ghost stories we've We've covered

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this and we will continue to cover
this. Yeah and Uh, The Mindless

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Focus also hits us up with a
neat story and wanted to share it with

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us. He said he just listened
to episode forty our Strange Sounds episode and

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it kind of made the hair on
his neck stand up. He said,

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his wife and he were out of
town on a trip to see some of

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their family in New Orleans around twenty
twelve, and it was our first time

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in New Orleans. And they got
to the city and to the place they

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were staying, dropped off the luggage, went out to eat, and it

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was it was late by the time
they left the restaurant. They were standing

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in the parking lot and about to
leave when they heard and sort of felt

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these sky trumpets. Oh sweet.
They had no idea what the sound was,

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and he commented to his wife that
it sounded like the War of the

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World's sound. Yeah, and that
they just kind of laughed it off and

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thought it was some kind of siren
or something, but apparently it was really

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chilling at the time they heard it, and they had since forgotten about that

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sound until they heard it in the
episode. Glad we could bring it back.

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That brought it all back for him. That's it's crazy. Yeah.

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And the feeling of it too,
not just hearing it, but feeling something

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too, That's it's crazy. I
mean, lots of explanations as I recall,

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yeah out there, but none of
them really great, right, I

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mean, I don't know, but
cool. Yeah, thank you, yeah,

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thanks, thanks so much for sharing
that, and uh asks when the

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next miscrypted contest will be. Well, traditionally it's held in the mum.

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If you follow tradition, I'm prittish. Sure you do burn from around norms.

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Oh now that's just if if you're
carrying around, you're snuckleball around and

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if you all, you all truly
right, m m m yeah, so

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maybe around maybe around may might do
it a little differently this time. Yeah,

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we've got we got some we got
some some plans, some some scams,

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some flams and some shim shames and
some jock jams. That's always weird

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the front at the front, like, yeah, that guy was actually a

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convicted sex offender. And I think
now we know where those sounds came from.

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Thank you, mindless focus. All
right, we gotta we got a

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sweet asspun from our man West.
Oh we'ld wide West. Do you hate

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it when people call you world wide
West? Does anybody call you? That

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might not be the problem you think
it is. So he says, we

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have an island in the Caribbean that
has a series of tubes and pits of

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cannabis called tok Island. Oh oh
yeah, he says we have. Does

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that mean you're Caribbean? Wait a
bit? What a bit? What if?

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What if Wes is somehow a girl's
name? And if it is Wes,

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would you please please be my carbe
queen? Now I'm a shaman,

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a sandy and a heart nn mean
as one? No, my love.

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Yeah, you thought it was done
well, but there was Mark Carrabbee and

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queen Uh let's get sous. Yeah
a bonus pun as a man in a

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suit who dispenses curretcy. Uh he's
called the legal tender man. Oh yeah,

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I'm amazed. This is like a
gold we've gotten never received as many

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puns as we have for for Slenderman. Yeah. I would have never thought

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that I and D would would have
so many uses. Yeah you would.

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You would think like Mothman yeah,
or Gootman. No, but that's just

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ta a minute, Wait a minute, that's just a man and man's in

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slender Man too. But but my
point is we get the majority of the

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puns on the the first part of
Slenderman, true, not the last part.

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Yeah, I don't know the pun
theory one on one, that's right.

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Teach pun theory Fundamental University. You
have to take this class in order

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to take Advanced Puntery pun Lore.
UMM on the TA. You probably will

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never see the professor again. I
have office hours. Please come stop by.

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I hear that. I hear this
class is taught by David Caruso,

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and and he doesn't even care.
He's just like, hi, everybody,

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I'm removes glasses. David Caruso.
The class is just like crickets, And

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he spent all that money on the
effects pedal that makes the sad right,

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like the more you push it,
the more like screechy against. So it's

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like you can like warble everybody hates
Professor crew. So thank you Wes,

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and thanks for the show suggestions as
well. Yeah, guys, with these

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show suggestions, don't don't freten on
if we don't say them out loud.

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Yeah, on here what we're doing, shout. We don't tip our card,

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We don't spoilers. We add it
to a very comprehensive database, and

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those we select in a in a
very mystical and ritualistic fashion. Yeah.

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And also I mean, like,
uh, sometimes things look like they're really

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gonna I can't tell you the number
of episodes we like Flora. I've been

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like, oh, let's do this. We're like all right, we'll start

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research, and then within ten minutes
we're like, oh, this will never

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work. There's nothing there. So
it'd be sucky if we were like,

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oh, Danny Giblets hit us with
a great show suggestion. I can't wait

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to dig into that. Two weeks
later, Danny Giblets totally dicked us over

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and wasted our time with the suggestion
go fund yourself, Danny Giblets. I

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hope someone starts writing in his Danny
Jiplets just so that you're like, oh,

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we got some from Danny Jiblets.
Yourself and he's got a pun for

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us. Oh so that's that's in
a ridiculously overexaggerated, uh nutshell of sorts.

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Why we we we just say oh, thanks for the show suggestion,

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because we have to fuss through those, and sometimes we have a pretty long

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list of what we're doing, so
even when they're great ideas, it might

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be a little while before we can
actually get around to recording it. Right

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heard from Taper, Oh, Taper, all right? Taper. Taper has

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some some really good points about our
Oak Island episode. For example, according

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to Taper, oak trees the name
Oak Island. There's no oak trees anywhere

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else. They're not native to that
area. Interesting, and they were.

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They were They were really old oak
trees, so someone had been there hundreds

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of years before to plant these trees. So right off the bat, what

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the f It turns out that that
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Weird. Yeah, and they just
they didn't they just never mentioned.

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They're like, oh, yeah,
there's island over there. Other interesting thing

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that we didn't even It didn't even
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sees lights, he goes over there, he sees what's left of like a

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block and tackle hanging from the tree. They were retrieving the treasure. Yeah,

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what he saw was the end of
the mystery, not the beginning.

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Yeah, he hit and quit a
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you very much. These are great
points. Also, I'm gonna jump into

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the one step forward, two steps
back machine. And and we actually had

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another listener, Sheila actually hit me
with this as well. Plenty of people

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remember One Tin Soldier. Oh,
so let me have see I'm sorry,

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hold on one second. Can I
get a suck at David Flora sound?

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that happen before. The demanded that's
true. Yeah, I wasn't confident enough.

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It turns out that the song One
Tin Soldier was from a movie called

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Billy Jack or The Ballad of Billy
Jack, and it was from like seventy

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one, and it was really popular. And I've been told this by a

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number of people that it was It
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song. I just heard it at
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it together and was like, I
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sure, but it was. It
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song. And I also swapped the
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valley people versus the mountain people?
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piece on earth? Was all that
said. So thank you Taper, thank

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you very much for rushing us with
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I like, that's the kind of
thing you read in your life.

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I was like, oh, we
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have come around to that idea,
like yeah, why if why weren't they

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just pulling the treasure up and off
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right, Yeah, it truly would. I don't don't know why they

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would fill it in so neatly,
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somewhere, but I don't know,
I don't know. And yeah, I

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will concede. I think we did
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we did for any commues. Oh
god. Yeah, we got like two

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people, and thank god one of
them as somebody we both know. Otherwise

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you would have been like, I
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No, you like thank god?
Uh JVG stepped in for any Camus

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and the hot Stepper. But we
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one Tin Soldiers. Yeah, I
think he got like two three. Oh,

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I mean all right, um cool, thank you to moving on,

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David Flora. Within each person there
are two entities grappling for control, the

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man and the animal. Where is
the person who can be both and that

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is Chuck Animal cougar sound man.
Yeah, I think you are doing something

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right in your life if you can
hear someone say your name followed by Chuck

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hits us up with a really cool
thing that we were gonna we were gonna

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get into and I'm able to do
this right now. Sure we've got a

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cool effing follow up for the Voinage
manuscript, state Line, Rip Paper Sounds,

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Dot Majex, Spinner Hearing, Nightline, Larry Photos Update. Somebody managed

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to partially decode it using a really
cool system where he had identified some of

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the plants in the manuscript and said, okay, well here's the plant and

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then here's the piece of writing underneath
it that has to be the name of

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the plant, and if I know
the plant, then I can know that

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that's what this means. It's not
the same thing as verbatim decoding it,

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but he was able to pull this
stunt a number of times and at least

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give cryptographers a toe hold. So
it's not like, oh, they solved

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it and I remember. But the
thing we know now is that it is

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one hundred percent not a hoax,
That it is written in a real language,

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it carries information, it's not gibberish, it's not randomized victories. Yeah,

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so that's awesome. That's that's a
cool thing. Also a ton of

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great show suggestions, including one you
may have just heard. Oh yeah,

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the chuck the animal asked for Satanism
and guess what he done, got it.

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L Animale also points us to a
Dailymail dot co dot uk article on

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the Voytage manuscript, which, going
in a little bit different directions, says

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that it dates back to an ancient
Aztec language, which is maybe not ancient

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but far enough. All Aztech language
is ancient now, but yeah, it's

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like ancient Latin. Again. Another
theory that that someone's put forward saying,

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here are the plants that were around
what's now known as Mexico and and this

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was could have been just some ASTech
botanists journal. Yeah, that's wild.

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It's just that's crazy stuff. I
don't know what to believe anymore. I

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also, let's don't be silly Mustard
butter, that's different. Jack dances the

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dance that we've often danced with puns
where he had some really good ones and

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then forgot them. Yeah, yeah, that that happens to everyone been there.

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And now we know the origin story
of the animal. Oh we got

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a prequel m exactly much like ourselves. Chuck's at theater geek and he loves

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theater and he's dramatic. So thank
you, Chuck the Animal. Well are

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we gonna sorry, can we interrupt? But are we gonna tell the origin

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story? Chuck got the nickname in
high school. It was because he vehemently

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attacked building a set for a production. Yeah it was. It was a

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hammer driving contest and he killed it. Yeah, he was the John Henry

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of the day. But instead of
calling him John Henry, the teacher called

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him the Animal. Though it'd been
kind of cool if it was John the

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Animal Henry Chuck the John. And
although the Chuck the Henry Animal, Wow,

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Chuck Chuck the John Henry Animal Hannibal
Lictor. I mean it would have

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made the Johnny Cash song. By
the way, if no one's if you

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haven't heard the Johnny Cash version of
The Ballad of John Henry, it is

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one of the greatest songs ever.
I mean, it's truly great. That

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ain't nothing but my hammer sucking wind. It keeps me breathing. It's great.

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It's just great. What else we
got from Chuck the Animal? Chuck

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asks us if we're ever gonna be
hitting up any cons in particular the Mid

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South coln in Memphis or the Alabama
Phoenix Fest in Birmingham. I thought the

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Alabama Phoenix Fest was like one of
those things, like the Rusty Trombo,

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like the Curb. We would love
to, but I don't think. I

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don't think we'll be hitting those well
probably if we do, we'll probably hit

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some closer to our neck of the
woods until we become raging successes. Yeah,

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and we can't. You can't keep
us from cons. We have this,

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We have this secret hope of like
a cryptid road trip that would take

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us through through West Virginia, through
Mathaman Territory, Maryland, Goatman Tart,

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Like we have this this dream of
someday like taking two weeks and doing that.

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But for the moment, and that's
that's when things like that would happen,

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Like where we could be like,
oh, there's this con going on,

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we can hit this one and and
we could we could do a trip

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through the South. We could hit
up the Hidden Crap that's around New Orleans.

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We could go to Honey Island,
check out the Grunchun. We could

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go to h you know around Mobile
Mobile is supposed to be you real scape

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Escape all swamp Skype. Well that's
that's in one of the Carolinas. Well

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it's in the South. Dude,
come from Colorado. To me, it's

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all like one er thing. It's
like a one big pancake on the map.

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Yeah all right, so but so
no, like we we are definitely

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into that idea. We just for
the moment with our schedules and our finances

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were we're working on it. We're
getting there. But we have put a

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donate button on the website. Whoa
fancy that Chuck has also left us with

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a pond carcass. Oh nice,
allow us to feast upon the marrow within

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its bones he says his bigfoot was
shot but not keeled, photographed, and

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said picture was posted to a certain
social media site. Could you say it

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was injured but not killed? Oh? Nice, probably, but you'd have

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to put a cat on there,
or like a Llama doing something stupid and

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a douman. Yeah, I'd have
to have something. Pokemon. I am

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thirty eight years old. I missed
Pokemon altogether, and the consistent references to

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it I find irritating. I've said
it. And also we find out how

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Chuck says injured. Yeah that's true
now, but I will say this,

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Uh, I actually am entirely in
love with injury. Like it's it's like

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the woman you love, be that
like you move in with, but um,

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she just has a terrible laugh or
something like this one thing and you're

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like, ah, I still love
you. Yeah, they made a whole

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show about it, right. I
couldn't get I couldn't what what what show?

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Heroes? What I was talking about? The nanny? What are you

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talking about? Well? Here I
try to make a joke, and I

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try to make an inception joke,
and none of it worked. I didn't

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not inception the movie, but a
joke within a joke. Oh god,

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wow, I should have gone deeper
derailed. Nope, anyway, that's what

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I get. So yeah, thanks
Chuck. Uh what else we got in

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the old mail? Big Dave?
Yeah, new writer, starting out with

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puns. Oh I love it.
I love it. Be like what's up,

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flunk? Yeah, zombie master,
sweet ass name? Wow? Yeah

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these zombie masters. Yeah, well
we don't deal with middle management. Sweet

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pun. Bring it Flora. When
talking about how ahead of his time,

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HP Lovecraft was, Zombie Master was
shocked that no one mentioned the scripts he

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wrote for what would have been the
first soap opera, Dagons of Our Lives.

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Oh yeah, that's good. Like
sands through the beach shed in Smith.

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These are the dagons of our lives, like the teeming mass of humanity

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through the fingers of Cthulhu. So
are the Dagons of our lives? Okay,

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awesome with Richard Nixon as the shog. That's not all. Oh no,

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we have gotten barraged. I love
it, love it much like Anne

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Rice. HP Lovecraft also wrote some
blue fiction. Oh baby, this podcast

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isn't so hot. I'm just gonna
have to take this this podcasting robe off.

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Is there is there on a very
good saxophone. Now, is there

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a Sarah Parsec Award for Least Erotic
Podcasts for Acoustic birth Control? Because that's

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what we're getting. By the way, another T shirt for the website Blurry

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Photos Acoustic birth Control. He also
wrote some blue fiction. His most popular

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titles were The Unspankable Cream in the
Witch House and The Best Little Horror House

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in Providence. Reynolds was great as
it funny. Oh you think he's done.

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You think zombie muscles down, raising
the down, sunding it after your

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pranks. You think it's done doing
that, because it's not. I think

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that's all over for you. It's
not over for you, bitch. I

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got good news for you. Good
news by meaning bad news. You're stupid.

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It's all welcome and this is great. Josie, listen up. You'll

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like this one. Oh yeah,
he says. Before the WWE, you

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realized it didn't want to get buried
under the costs of shooting a pay per

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view event on an island. They
had planned on an annual event called Chokehold

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Island. Ah, that's pretty sweet. Yeah, I like that. Randy

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the matha man savage I believe was
gonna rust Oh god, we do you

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remember we just like stopped the podcast
for thirty minutes, like, um,

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what other ones can we think?
Yeah, we didn't come up with it,

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We didn't. It was just Randy
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the Animal Steel, the jort.
When I Greek saw Jim Dagon,

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oh nice. Yeah, there you
go. You scratch the itch. That

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was it. We're not going to
do better than that. When I was

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growing up, George the animal steal
scared me because I thought he was a

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gigantic animal, like, like not
psychologically cogent human that think they just threw

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in the ring. I like,
I fell for it. I was like,

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oh my god, his tongue is
green. Oh guys, guys,

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guys, he doesn't know, he
doesn't know not to hurt you. I

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completely, as a kid, fell
for it. Awesome. Hey, Zombie

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Master, Yeah, thank you for
sending your hordes of undead puns after us.

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Oh man, and they thirst for
human flesh. That was awesome.

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Thank you, sir. Welcome board, What's next. Our next contestant is

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Mikey Wheels, who has been very
active in the Facebook realm. That's true,

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Mikey Wheels got a pun for us. What's what's a god? Yeah?

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What's that pun? I found a
website for a school in Point Pleasant

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kids who are very gifted, the
Mothman Prodigies. Oh it is Montessori school.

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It's Charter dude. Oh sorry,
So yeah, thank you for the

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awesome pun, Mikey. Oh,
and thank you for the attempt to put

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me in the penalty pox. I
gotta tell you, there's plenty of things

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for which I'm willing to go up
the river. Extortion, gun running,

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Pokemon game copy counterfeiting. Really yeah, I'll do all those things. I

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don't care the Pokemon's. Yeah,
I'll mess with the Pokemons. But one

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thing I cannot go up the river
for is failing to guess which network of

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bad TV shows on. So no, I mean I love that, you

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know, I love that you were
like, hey, hey, your big

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phoney, tell him tell them what
tell everybody? Sorry he uh he got

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me because in our Sleepy Hollow episode, which is a great one, by

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the way, I really enjoyed that
episode. I just listened to it again

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the other day. You know,
we're talking about, um, hey,

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when was the last time I heard
me? Uh, we were talking about

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the TV show Sleepy hollow. Oh
yeah, the new one. And we

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were discussing whether or not it was
on NBC or ABC, and it turns

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out it was on Fox. Yeah. Yeah, whoops a daisy. But

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thank you, Mikey Wheels. As
you said in NBC. So you're refusing

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to go to the penalty box first, yam, I refused to be I

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refused to be convicted on that account. You know what we should do.

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We should one of these days,
we should set up a protocol for for

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penalty boxing if we're if we're gonna
come back and deny yeah, being sent

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It's true, it's true. But
you know, here's the problem. This

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is why we didn't follow historical canon. We set up the jail before we

403
00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:44.920
set up the court. It's true, but I mean, we're just following

404
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:49.279
what every civilization has done. Yeah, yeah, so we do have to

405
00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:52.880
set that up. I'm cool with
self policing. I'm God knows, I've

406
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:57.960
spent enough time in the effing penalty
box. But also, uh, we

407
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:00.759
may have. You know, it's
like getting a grant from the state for

408
00:34:00.920 --> 00:34:06.200
better electric chairs, Like we have
managed to really step up the penalty box,

409
00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:12.840
and it is more disconcerting and vocally
immobilizing than ever before. We have

410
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:15.519
a new and improved penalty box people. Yeah, and you're just gonna have

411
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:20.920
to hold out. Now if if
an offhanded comment about what channel a show

412
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:25.480
that we throw out there doesn't get
you to the penalty box, maybe a

413
00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:30.119
date of when someone was born or
died, or or if someone knew Shaka

414
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:36.639
Khan or not. I mean,
that'll, that'll do Khan. But we'll

415
00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:38.480
say, you know what, we'll
we'll we'll throw that one in the hopper,

416
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:42.880
the old you got you got the
channel wrong. Yeah, and then

417
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:45.079
if you get another one or two, yeah, nuggets like that. Yeah.

418
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:50.320
Maybe maybe there's like three misdemeanors as
a felony kind of thing, three

419
00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:53.519
strike system. I don't know.
But thanks for keeping keeping Dave, honest.

420
00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:57.880
Yeah, thanks. I keep trying
to keep trying to pull a fast

421
00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:05.719
one. I'm like Biff Wax in
a car. You know, I was

422
00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:13.039
just finishing the second now be if
don't calm me, you're right, I

423
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:15.159
mean I was just starting on a
second. Hi, Marty, I heard

424
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:23.559
you're gonna get lad this weekend.
Why is bif Robin Williams All? Mikey

425
00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:29.840
also gives us an explanation for Hollow
Earth. It's Gallifrey and technology. Bro

426
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:35.880
Oh, it is bigger on the
inside. That's that's good. That's something

427
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:39.480
we haven't thought about. But why
not. Yeah, there's Nazis in there.

428
00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:43.599
Yeah, you might as well be
artist, no doubt. I mean,

429
00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:45.239
if if we have to think there's
Nazis, why can't we please believe

430
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:49.760
the doctors working in there? Yes? Also, and you know what I'd

431
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:54.079
like to believe further inside the hollow
Earth, maybe he gets just just six

432
00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:59.760
months with his lovely wife. Yeah, just just six months where they can

433
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:01.639
be in the same time, in
the same place and it all just works

434
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:04.719
out. I don't have to see
the episode. I just need to know

435
00:36:04.760 --> 00:36:07.880
what happened. Maybe maybe it's not
Maybe it's not a doctor who. Maybe

436
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:17.760
it's inspector spacetime. Isn't that right, Constable Constable Reggie. Also, Mikey's

437
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:21.920
on the ball, Um, Mike, you don't stop. He ain't no

438
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:24.559
part of like am occupied because I'm
occupied. It don't stop, wheel wheels,

439
00:36:24.920 --> 00:36:29.519
he's uh, he's going hard in
the paint because um, he says

440
00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:31.840
he thinks mister Hyan, I haven't
gone back and listened to this but Ken

441
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:37.599
ken Hight may have implied or said
that I Am Legend was a vampire story,

442
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:42.320
when in reality it's he said,
he said it was a zombie story,

443
00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:45.280
but it's a vampire story. I
don't know. I think I feel

444
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:49.360
like it. Really, I think
you could that would be a good case

445
00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:53.400
for the Supreme Court. I don't
need. I don't need like Roe v.

446
00:36:53.599 --> 00:36:59.280
Wade to be rehashed because think about
this, they cannot touch sunlight without

447
00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:04.920
burning. Vampire. They're not very
smart. They move and pack in hunts

448
00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:12.199
and groups. Zombie. They devour
flesh zombie. That's that's a good point.

449
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:14.639
I mean, I know it's a
tough call, but and I have

450
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:17.599
never read the actual short story,
so maybe it's more explicit about which way

451
00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:22.280
they go. But I'm you know
what, It's a discussion that society needs

452
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:23.760
to have, and I'm tired of
us dancing around it. It's the elephant

453
00:37:23.800 --> 00:37:29.119
in the room. Mikey also says
that the reason that Mountains of Madness from

454
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:35.280
Del Toro was postponed due to the
fact that Ridley Scott's Prometheus was kind of

455
00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:39.599
an adaptation of the story. God, I hate that so much. That

456
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:43.960
makes me so mad. Because that
The Mountain Madness would be a faking great

457
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:50.760
movie and Prometheus was a giant lukewarm
in a milkshake. Yeah, you're right.

458
00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:52.519
I just asked my heart how it
felt, and that's what it said.

459
00:37:53.320 --> 00:37:57.199
You know what, I You know
what, remember how I used to

460
00:37:57.199 --> 00:38:00.400
say I would fight George Suklos.
Sure you're gonna go off to Ridley Scott?

461
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:05.880
Yes I am, Because here's the
thing. Ridley Scott needs one thing

462
00:38:05.920 --> 00:38:08.920
more than anything else, and it's
someone to tell him when to shut up.

463
00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:14.800
I've I have enjoyed a lot of
Ridley Scott movies. I love Blade

464
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:17.880
Runner, I love Legend. Yeah
I put that on a recording, But

465
00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:22.880
when you watch the extended director's cut
of any of his movies, you're like,

466
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:27.320
what a bunch of shit? What
have you? Clearly the studio had

467
00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:31.920
to assign a minder to this guy. So there I've said it. Don't

468
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:37.199
worry. I won't get any mail
about that. Thankfully, we haven't gotten

469
00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:42.760
much mail about a penance, That's
true. Opinions are, what if this

470
00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:46.039
was the watershed moment, the day
I decided to kick up the Scott.

471
00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:52.280
I can't take sleepy Hollow not being
hard Fox. God, nice Scott.

472
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:57.000
Yeah, no doubt. This is
Ridley Scott himself is going to get in

473
00:38:57.039 --> 00:39:00.079
our face. And then you know
why because he'll write a letter and we'll

474
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:02.360
be like, oh my god,
he really laid out his argument. I'm

475
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:07.199
very sorry, mister Scott. I
apologize I wasn't right, and then we'll

476
00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:09.679
get another letter from and go,
no, that's just the thing by secretary

477
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:13.400
edited, this is how I really
felt, and we'll go back to hating

478
00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:17.679
him again. Get it because his
films need editing. Get it? Do

479
00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:23.639
you get it? Microphone close up? Thank you Mikey for what writing in.

480
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:32.360
Mikey regrets that. Now heard back
from Caleb. Hey, Caleb got

481
00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:37.440
a double pund for us. He
says there's a comedy club called Joke Island

482
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:45.559
and it's been given the nickname the
Funny Pit. Oh those are great.

483
00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:51.719
It sounds like a nineties comedy club
and they probably exist the Funny Pit.

484
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:54.639
He also brings up the fact and
I feel like a complete ass helmet for

485
00:39:54.719 --> 00:40:00.920
not bringing this up. The money
Pit. Oak Island featured in Assassin's Creed

486
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:05.239
three. Oh it's you are a
giant fan of Oh yeah, I've been

487
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:09.360
there, dude, I've gotten the
treasure from it, dude. Oh yeah,

488
00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:13.400
in the game, it's it's a
treasure of the Knights templar. I

489
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:16.360
think it's uh. I think it
may be Captain Kid's treasure too sweet in

490
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:20.440
a way. I think you get
his like outfit or something from getting him.

491
00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:22.760
Anyway, it's been a while.
I'm on an Assassin Creed four,

492
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:28.280
so shut up. I don't remember
three that will Oh I thought three was

493
00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:30.960
the one with the pirates. Now
four is the one with the pirates.

494
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:32.800
Three is the one with a Native
American guy. Oh right, right,

495
00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:37.320
great game, great point, Thank
you, yap. Everyone says how great

496
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:42.400
it is. I've never gotten into
it. Yeah, that you should.

497
00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:45.119
It's for me. It's Lego Lego
Marvel. Right now, I can't get

498
00:40:45.159 --> 00:40:50.800
away from it. Yeah, because
now they've got Assassin's Creed one, two,

499
00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:55.199
Brotherhood Revelations three, four. It's
insurmountable at this point. It's too

500
00:40:55.280 --> 00:41:00.280
late, sheer edifice of nerdery that
I cannot penetrate. Oh oh shit,

501
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:10.239
well it was a matter of time
before it. Gone. Are the days

502
00:41:10.280 --> 00:41:17.880
of clinking crystal over, the times
of elegantly set feasts. There is no

503
00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:23.119
more fancy feasting gray catis but your
ghost in your memory. No, there

504
00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:34.840
is only the King of Halloween.
Oh yeah, fully deserved, The King

505
00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:37.559
of Halloween writes us. Here's the
thing, it's not if I gave him

506
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:43.000
the certificate now it would be over
and this is too much fun. That's

507
00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:46.960
just me rationalizing my laziness. But
honestly, we've had a lot more fun

508
00:41:46.960 --> 00:41:52.239
than if I just delivered the goods. The King of Halloween spake thusly unto

509
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:57.679
us. A group in the eighties
actually discovered another hole on a different part

510
00:41:57.719 --> 00:42:00.639
of the island, but when they
got to the bottom is just full of

511
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:06.800
clowns. They called it the o'k
islan funny pit. It's a tie.

512
00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:10.079
It's a tie, different different vectors. Yeah, aiming for it, but

513
00:42:10.119 --> 00:42:15.639
it was it was like two booby
trap water tunnels leading to the same shaft.

514
00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:21.639
Oh well done. Yeah, I
like that. Uh nice, nice,

515
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:23.920
nice, And um, you look
great in that crown. You do

516
00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:30.159
your ermine robes festooned with bats and
pumpkins. If you guys have a Twitter

517
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:34.880
account and you're not following us on
blurry underscore photos, yeah you should.

518
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:38.960
You need to get on that because
we're getting some great tweets of fan art.

519
00:42:39.159 --> 00:42:45.079
Oh my god, getting destroyed in
the good way by a drunk Satan

520
00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:52.239
Robot DSR sending us more fan art, this time the creepiest. It's a

521
00:42:52.760 --> 00:43:00.239
it's a it's a VHS case from
Divot's comedy stand up, and it is

522
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:05.000
it. Actually, at first I
didn't. I had the weirdest reaction to

523
00:43:05.039 --> 00:43:07.400
it because I was like, oh, wow, he's got a picture of

524
00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:12.679
an idiot, a weirdly compelling picture
of an I had to stare at it

525
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:16.760
for a few seconds before I realized
that he had had like, very skillful,

526
00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:23.679
skillfully combined you and I into one
person. It is amazingly disturbing.

527
00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:29.559
Yeah, that's so Divad live at
the Comedy Shed. Yeah, check out,

528
00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:31.199
check that out. It is an
amazing piece of work. We'll try

529
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:36.199
to get that up on the Facebook. I'll try to put it up there

530
00:43:36.239 --> 00:43:39.599
too. But oh man, wow, Ron Satan Robot, you are just

531
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:45.519
crushing home runs left and right,
and your photoshop skills are excellent my I

532
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:52.199
add, yeah, no doubt.
So thus ends our supplemental mail bag episode.

533
00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:54.559
That's right, I mean, the
only thing that that's crazier than doing

534
00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:59.760
an whole episode about listener mail is
listener man. Now, I'm just kiddings.

535
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:07.199
Oh and there's no puns. Thank
you guys for writing in though.

536
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:09.679
Yeah, I appreciate it, really
appreciate it. Um, we're we're gonna

537
00:44:09.719 --> 00:44:15.079
try to get back on track with
the uh the start of season three looming.

538
00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:20.960
But keep in mind if you do
send stuff in the in the meantime,

539
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:22.360
which we encourage you to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we

540
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:25.719
might have to have another supplemental to
catch up on that. Yeah, we

541
00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:29.159
don't have a full episode for a
while, but we're definitely going to have

542
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:32.440
some stuff coming out to keep keep
your interest. We're desperately afraid of losing

543
00:44:32.440 --> 00:44:37.920
your interests. And uh, and
we're coming back strong. We are.

544
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:42.800
I mean, you know, all
you gotta do is go back in time

545
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:45.719
look at episode one of season two
and you'll know pretty much how we're going

546
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:52.119
to start this whole thing. The
word you're looking for is drunk. It's

547
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:57.119
it's our Drunks cast, It's ours
our it's our yearly tip on a hot

548
00:44:57.199 --> 00:45:15.440
Tireland and horrible stereotapes drunk podcast.
Yes, so that's we're gonna be back

549
00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:20.440
soon. Uh, We're gonna try
to get back on on schedule with the

550
00:45:20.639 --> 00:45:24.679
putting listener mail in episodes, but
if not, we will we may have

551
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:28.719
more of these periodically. So yeah, because I'll tell you what we are.

552
00:45:29.079 --> 00:45:31.199
We discussed this a time or two
before, Like we're right on the

553
00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:36.239
on the cusp of having like a
like a busy week of listener mail's.

554
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:38.559
Like, wow, that's that's more
time out of the podcast than we can

555
00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:42.760
really afford to lose, Like we're
I mean, you know, you cross

556
00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:45.719
two hundred likes, you're gonna have
some problems, you really really you don't

557
00:45:45.719 --> 00:45:49.960
have to pay attention to that.
So well, thank you for that problem.

558
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:53.079
Thank you for how much? How
how many pounds a bag full of

559
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:59.000
money? Ways, that's a problem, as always. Go and uh and

560
00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:01.159
like us on Facebook if you haven't, and if you've got Facebook, if

561
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:05.639
you've got Twitter and you haven't followed
us, like I said, blurry underscore

562
00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:09.119
photos please, fun stuff you find
out about the new episodes coming out and

563
00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:19.280
fan art, yeah, fun retweets
and stumble Upon evidently works. So yeah,

564
00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:22.159
that's a that's a real winner.
Thank you stumble Upon. If you've

565
00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:25.800
got iTunes, check out iTunes.
Write us a five star review. Star

566
00:46:25.880 --> 00:46:30.840
us review. We love them.
Thanks for those of you who have written

567
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:35.480
in with suggestions of where to put
the podcast. Got a new one.

568
00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:39.320
We're gonna look into that and put
us out there. And again I've put

569
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:43.199
us on a bunch of sites.
I can't confind us on any of those

570
00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:50.400
sides. Now there they're out there. And also, thank you guys for

571
00:46:50.440 --> 00:46:53.199
two seasons under the belt. Oh
good, oh man, you don't even

572
00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:59.679
know. The season three is where
we lose our fucking minds. Season three

573
00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:04.440
where I promised to get YouTube back
and to part yeah. Season three is

574
00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:08.840
where we get um like desperate and
we start coming up with really great bad

575
00:47:08.880 --> 00:47:17.159
ideas. So look forward to that
season three podcast in Desperation. So for

576
00:47:17.360 --> 00:47:21.840
this, I get to say these
words usually this is your part, Flora,

577
00:47:21.880 --> 00:47:24.920
but this is a this is an
extra supplemental so so there are no

578
00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:29.360
rules. This is podcasting Vietnam.
This is like, this is like the

579
00:47:29.360 --> 00:47:35.119
outback Steakhouse of of podcast episodes.
It's just right. Uh So for this

580
00:47:35.239 --> 00:47:43.760
supplemental listener male episode of Blurry Photos, I'm David Danny gibletztecco you Danny Giblets,

581
00:47:44.199 --> 00:48:25.320
and I'm David Wow Flora. But
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