Proving you can teach an old dog new tricks. Yes, good boy,
from the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dods
jup Rams it's Billified but Bill Moran podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word. Very excited because market Polito is here tonight and I
said, hey, Matt Reese from BTV and Mark Hillman are coming in and
he goes, oh, I haven't seen Matt. I got a story about
the last time I saw you. Remember the story and oh, buddy,
I'm a profession at it and I barely remember that. And then he's like,
it's nothing bad, it's nothing bad. Then he starts to say,
he goes, but I'll just see it. So I was like, I
don't know, I can't wait to hear this. Well, dude, it
was literally like all right, everybody knows obviously who the food fighters are.
So this was that like rescheduled concert in Syracuse and everybody had tickets. It
was sold out and we get there. First off, getting there was epic.
We hired a driver pulls up in this like navigator black tint of windows,
Me and four buddies get in it, and we're obviously partying our asses
off the game. He's like the only rule. He's this Puerto Rican the
name Rico. He goes only rule no throwing up in car. Tell me
I pulled over. I don't care you fuck you want to do jobs?
I don't give a fuck. So we're like, all right, this is
awesome. This guy's gonna be fucking great. It's okay, I swear right
absolutely. This is the less professional appolito you get. I like that.
That's what I've been looking for. I've been waiting for them. You know,
every time we're like on professional radio stations, I gotta be like hi.
So anyways, we get in this truck. We're on our way out
to Syracuse, and you know, obviously we're drinking party and me and my
buddy Tim look up. We're doing like a hundred and ten. Whoa on
ninety and I go, bro, we're doing like one hundred and ten and
this guy is just hauling ass. We get to syracusan right outside where the
thing is, it's just a traffic champ, like two miles of cars waiting
to get in. I don't know if you guys got where Where was the
show at the Dome Ampitheater? Yeah? Yeah, okay outdoor? Yeah,
just the one where they were It was, Yes, they were stuck in
Syracuse but nobody so the traffic didn't matter on well, so our driver goes,
fuck this and just scoots on past everything. Gets up to the light
after literally literally after driving like a fucking mile past people that have been pissed
off in their cars, gets to the light, goes, I got the
band to the front car. It was stuck at the light. I got
the band. I got the band. So everyone's like make way fucking because
we're this fucking dopeass windows. It's me and my fucking friends. So you
hit one light, I got the bandy, let's just go. Then you
go under the bridge and then you have to go to another light before you
go back up to the amphitheater. I got the bad fooll fight, I
got no golf. They're like fucking making traffic open for us. Get up
to the hill of the fucking amphitheater. There's two guys with those airplane things
going this way. You gotta go right, you gotta go right, not
our fucking driver. He pulls right up to these fucking dudes. I swear
to Christing Across stops, rolls down the window, pulls out a handicap.
Fucking plaquer. You guys go this way. We went right up to this
fucking special parking lot and I feel horrible about it, but what the fuck
this guy is directing? You know? The night we go right up to
the front door this fucking thing. We get out, there's like everybody's going
through these gates like fucking sheep right, there's like ten thousand people in these
gates. We're outside the gates. There's this one little gate for us to
go. When we get up there, they're like, would you guys like
a golf cart to get you? No? No, but then sure as
shit. My one buddy, Tim is the size of a fun He makes
you look fucking small. He's a big ex football I'm just saying so,
he's you know how you sitting on top of the hill, it's all packed
everyone shoulder to fucking shoulder. He fucking I swear to christ and Across just
cleared through like Moses all the way down. And then he starts doing calisthenics.
He starts going like like this, dude, the fucking group of people
open up like a twenty foot circle. Matt fucking sitting right fucking there with
his people. Somebody, wait, a good time. You were right front
now, we weren't that far down in the section we were in. Yeah.
Yeah, we cleared a circle and it was awesome. So we had
brew. Everybody else is like this, Yeah, plenty of fun. We
are brew breathing. We were partying, having a good old tip. It's
this driver. You gotta like find his name. That's an epic driver.
I got his card, his name, but a passion. It's the best.
Yeah, because that's think about that. It's incredible. Whatever you want
out of Rochester shows over. We get to the gate, there's his fucking
rear tail lights waiting for us right right when you get out, he's like
the car we get in, zoom, he's in the fucking lawn because it's
like a it's a nightmare getting out of there too. He's driving in the
grass all the way to the freaking entrance on the ninety boom. We're gone.
I got the band, we got got we got a Buddy Ricardo he
used to on Dinamon Limo. It is in Georgia. Now he's the same
way, one hundred and ten miles prow He'll be on somebody's ass so much
like, and I don't get uncomfortable. I'm like, Regy, what the
fuck are you doing? That's what we were like. We're like, we
couldn't believe we were doing one hundred and ten and we're like, it was
we were, we were. We were there in like forty minutes. Forty
Yeah, I was gonna say, you had in no time, and we
were already we don't in Syracuse early in the day, so we were coming
the other way in the ninety no problems. Everybody's telling me they had all
these problems. We came the other way, so we didn't have Rochester.
Yeah. Remember also where were she went up? She went all the way
up. I made her do that. Yeah, because the left lane was
open. Everybody's in the right lane to turn. I go. This is
two lanes and everybody's using one. She gets in the left lane and we're
just flying like seventy So this was this a driver your order, Natalie.
I feel like I got ripped off it. Just lay your driver sound a
lot nicer. She wouldn't let us have road beers or anything road road.
So we've been fighting with her for four years about this. We can have
road it's joke because she goes no RoadHead. I go, who no road
head or no road beers? Does she know the difference? Yeah, yeah,
as long as she knows the difference. The book Man's bush the line.
You know how great was that show Speaking Fighters? Because you know why
for two and a half hours while you're in there, yeah, you didn't
know if it was going to happen. So the announcers like, oh,
you know what, they're still in New York on a tarmac waiting to take
off on their plane because the weather's bad. But we're gonna put this band
on. And then these poor guys get up there and they're like, you
know, horrible, terrible, but they're getting booed, not food fighting.
We're like, it better happened. It better happened next season because we're all
checking our weather apps is and that. Yeah, but they have but dude,
it gets to be about like nine they pulled in. Then they were
like, all right, the police escort brings them in. You see the
whole thing happening, and the government what is Syracuse actually let the sound thing
go. An hour later, Ah good, Yeah, it's at midnight,
right, So what did they say though when I got the band at any
point, like did somebody give that guy ship going? Are they? They
were still stuck in the traffic. It was literally like you could not So
were they on it? That was yeah, there was a weather issue for
them to get out any York. Yeah, they came from where was the
Chicago from when it came from, they started with a problem. Then they
got stuck in New York somewhere and they said that they were sipping champagne and
there was one minute they were fed. They said, they said, listen,
if this thing doesn't clear up, they had like a one minute window
the take off, and they said if they do not happened, we're not
going. And then it cleared for like one minute, they were like go
and they took off under private jet man. So that Dave was so fucked
up on stage. He's smoking weed and I've seen a lot of food shows.
He was fucked off. Such a great show. I'm most of the
audience was too, because I'm not the I'm not a huge Food Fighters fan,
familiar enough, but I find him really interesting. He's really like like
the books, the shit he did with his mom documentaries that he's done.
I mean, he's he's really interesting, really smart guy. He gets it,
that's the thing. He totally gets it. And everything's on his terms.
Remember we talked about that, there's only two people in music right now
where everything really is on their term. That's Taylor and that's and that's Day.
Yeah, and they're they're friends their friends, So that means that's interesting.
I didn't even think of that because I often think, like, I'm
just blown away right now by the Stones. I think this new album sounds
great. And they're fucking eighty man crazy, they're eighty years old, and
it sounds I mean, I thought that. I thought it sounded really good.
The two songs I've heard. We were talking about it to the day.
All these different musicians have lost their fastball bon Jovi, yeah, mon
Joel McCartney, All these guys can't sing Mix eighty and still sounds like he's
forty. He's got the fount in the youth. He's yeah, pushes tagging.
Yes, fresh, it is fresh, peach, It's I mean,
that's I love my wife came coin. So we're going out. I'm not
right. You got to feed the beat. There is something I mean,
like Bill the Red Come on, he's fucking radio for fifty. The guy's
older than my fucking head. He's handsome, he's got that voice. Yeah,
the ladies, the box, he slays dragons, he's playing something.
Ain't dragons. You don't want the fiery Ones. I went to see Kyle
Dunninggan this weekend. Great. Who's great. He seems really down to earth.
I like, I love all the ship this guy. If anybody doesn't
follow Kyle Dunagan, look him up on social media. He does. He
does a parody podcast called Pussies and it's but it's it's a podcast about women
for women, hosted by guys and but it's like these two guys and they're
trying to be real milk toast and soft and they're offended by everything. It
is fucking so funny, and it's so not politically correct into today's environment.
And I don't know if you're seeing stuff or not. Because to me,
the reason to become a comedian it's to be able to say, what,
where the fuck you want? I really believe that that's the thing. Now
there's gonna be the guys that are just there for farting dick jokes or that
type of joke. But there are some that have ship to say and it
can do it in a really funny way. And I thought Kyle was one
of those guys. He had a couple of things this weekend and I was
like, God, damn man, I loved it. I loved it.
Well, see, I think it's coming back. I agree with you,
And I wanted to ask you that is it starting to come back? Where
where people are going? Fuck this shit? It's a comedy club and I
don't understand why for a long time. You know what, love hate Roseanne
Barr. What she did could be deemed defensive or not. She defended herself
and said that it was about a military more of a political statement than anything.
But at some point, how does that really affect your fucking life?
Well? Can you just go it's a comic making a joke and move the
fuck on. I don't have to agree with everybody, but I also don't
have to ruin people's lives. Do you Guys? Remember who who? The
first canceled comedian was, Yeah, Luis Quet, before him, Shane Gillis.
He went to He was got hired by at Night Live and then they
found out that he did oh god, you material about Asians. Yes,
and then they're like nope, no fire. Yeah, so he was hired
by Saturday Night Live and then fired. Guess who one of the top comedians
right now touring is Shane Gillis. His special is on Netflix right now.
Well, we talked to Slayton what two weeks ago. He said he's not
doing it anymore because he doesn't want to get canceled. He'll be big.
Slayton called me last week he's doing as friends. I go, dude,
what are you doing. You're gonna do them, but you're not gonna come
to Rochester. He's like, He's like, this is class. He's making
guitars, Bobby, Yeah, have you seen the guitars. Yes, Okay,
they're like these it's like an arch and craft show and he's selling them
for like ten grand. Yeah, and it looks. I mean, it's
interesting, but I go, it's not like he made the fucking guitar.
He's got a lot of friends. Yeah, well, yes he does.
He was on Epstein's playlist. Oh shit, I swear to christ Sitch.
But he's got a lot of wealthy he does. Yeah, I mean he
like the Stones, like you talk about the Stones, that dude goes and
he's like hanging out with the Stones. Yeah you know, yeah, well
he told us about going because you know, Jimmy Fallon hosted the Stones interview
and he said when he went on the Tonight Show, he goes, I
was only on once, but I brought him some really rare recordings of the
Stones and he fucking loved it. And uh, yeah, that Epstein playlist
is something you don't want to find who says we where you went? Though?
Are they saying? Did he giving me a flight? Lotch? But
next time he interviewed Bobby to Mark said that he's on them. He'll tell
you all about it. But he's only got five years left to live anyway,
so yeah, it doesn't any Listen, you tell him like canceling,
you know, we're talking about that and it's coming back like Shane Gillis's huge.
No, he actually drops you know the R word. I'm not gonna
say. That's how afraid I am these days. If somebody said that.
He drops it seven times on his new special on Netflix and even says if
you heard this our word. It's because I want an argument, and that's
it's it's it's like, okay, I'm not saying that it's great, everyone
should say our joke whatever. I agree with you. What I'm saying is,
though, if you want true diversity, if you want true on group
think, then you need to celebrate everybody's differences and picking on everybody's differences like
I have a fat Italian man with a small penis. Okay, go ahead,
pick on me whatever. Okay, Actually it's not that small. Trying
to make no I understand. That's my that's my point because I often thought,
you know, a lot of people got for lack of a better turn
gun shy. Right, you don't want to say anything because you be canceled,
and yet at the same because this is how you were making your living,
and yet you're in a comedy club. You can't you can if you
want get up and leave, then get up and leave. I mean,
that's that's enough of a statement, right, how about don't buy a fucking
well, that's the other things. Don't buy a ticket because you can also
nowadays look up everybody before you get there, so you can see some of
the stuff that they're doing. There's not everybody's putting something up there. You
can see it for free on YouTube. You can do whatever. So that
to me is a little bit of a bullshit thing. Rich Voss has the
best statement about that. He goes, you don't ever see anybody go to
a music club, sit down and go, gosh, I hope it's jazz.
No, asshole. You pick your genre and you go see it,
right. And I said asshole on purpose on that, because if you go
to a place and you don't like it, and then you go on lying
and you hit your whatever, it's called yelp and all that ever bullshit,
you suck. You suck as a human beings. Well, the ones that
like like the Mesh. Patel is one that's been kind of talking about it
too and not wanting He's like, you know what, cancel me. I
don't give a shit. I'm here to do what I want to say.
Yeah, And I find that in l that is to me the beauty of
comedy. It is truth telling and there's funny in the truth. And a
lot of these guys, I'll tell you what I there are some comics out
there, some that maybe I'm not even familiar with, but I would say,
like Chappelle is more philosopher than he is comic, and he's become that
way. Yeah, and I love that makes it funny, but it makes
you fucking think. So I was talking to his good friend Harlan Williams,
who was in a couple of movies with him, and we were sitting in
a Wendy Spark a lot after he just played at the club. And this
was right after his one special came out. I think it was like two
specials ago where he tells that story about his trans friend comedian, and it's
like a twenty minute story about how she sucked on stage but then she went
backstage and she had all the comics laughing and she was just great, but
then she ended up killing herself, right, And he's like, we just
like some people needed to hear that, you know what I mean, Because
like I believe there's not a bad bone in his body. No, I
don't either. He donates a ton of money. Yeah, he's a lamp,
you know, he does a ton of shit. He lives in fucking
Aspac. Ohioway he's probably the only black guy for miles Yeah, right,
But people fucking are like, oh, he's pushing hate speech. I don't
believe that. In fact, I picked My father told me what's wrong with
your head? From birth to death? And that was how he told me
he loved me. He always like, oh look at you're putting on some
elbows, But he did, you love people and you pick on people,
have a little fuck? How about this just fucking relax? Well that's that,
that's the whole thing, and we and we don't anymore. And then
I'm waiting to see Louis c k come back, because Louis has made a
pact, and I think he did it with Roseanne saying we're we're coming back.
I'm saying it all now. I nothing held back. Now, Louie
didn't do anything that no one got hurt or touched. What he did was
creepy. I get it. I understand there are women, but that should
have been kept private. The fact that now all of a sudden he can't
even like people, won't even show up at shows or warrant for a while,
I feel to correct you, he's selling out. He is now,
he is so glad here this year he's been out going and he has been
selling out, and he sells out instantly. But then sometimes guess what,
there's people out front the protest for what reason? Because you didn't even know
what it really happened, nothing better to do. I think, what did
he do? I think he allegedly went in and would master have like up
and coming women, female comics right that we're on the road with him.
Some would open or whatever, and he'd invite him into his hotel room and
they would talk, and then he'd ask if he could jerk off in front
of them. So, I mean the people hiding out here, I mean,
I actually nothing wrong. I understand that. I understand now. I
think that some of the women had the look some of the women go,
it's uncomfortable. It is a power play. You're Louis c k. You
had you know, you had Louis on Fax. You were considered a god
in the comedy world. You just are, so you could open a lot
of doors for people, and you don't want to say no, I understand
the powerful man that these these, but the other would be intimidated. Yeah,
no, please don't. But the other thing is, what if one
woman said I'm not comfortable with that. I think Louis would go, okay,
right, that's it. I really do. He's got her, he
has daughters, and shit, he talks about it. You have to feel
these girls out. You have to feel them out to see. Well,
that's what you're trying to do, is feel them out. But he didn't
work for him. No he doesn't. If they don't, if they don't
want it, they just say no. Good. So let's use Louis c.
K. Let's use Shane kill Us, and let's let's put this all
in one big soup pot. And I think you hit the nail right on
the head. You said they got nothing better to do, because when did
all of the protests become huge is when Pandy was around and nobody had anything
else the fucking do but be pissed. A lot of people didn't know what
they were pissed about, but they had other people that were pissed with.
And misery loves company. So let's go out and it's a really good theory.
I think it's a great theory about it. Like misery loves Company,
I also think we live in a very narcissistic world these days, and everybody
wants to make it about them and how they're offended. You said I was
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so. I think everybody, well, I don't know. I don't know
about Matt Well. I can't say that you have in a way, but
I know everybody here has experienced with Kevin's going through right now. And Kevin's
done it before. His mom passed away just the other day, and so
he said to me, hey, can we bump with my mom's favorite music?
He goes, I had to playlist, and I go, yeah,
man, let's do it. Let's do it. She loved her Carol Muir.
I had to teacher how to use a DVD player just to watch that
god damn movie. Really, Oh my god. It was a three month
process of teacher how to turn the freaking DVD player on and uh yeah.
So I was surprised Kevin wanted to come in. He goes, yeah,
man, I need to come in and just laugh and shit and I go,
well, market the other guys, we're gonna have a good time.
No, it'll be fine, it's good. It'd be tough to follow that.
Well, it's it's tough because your your dad passed last year. He
did, and in fact, this is what I'm gonna say to you.
She'll never go away, bro. I was actually at my dad's grave today
looking at the sky talking to him. So it's like, you know what
I just said before, how he was tough, and that's how he said
I love you this, and that he was the greatest human being in the
world. I'm sure you feel like we've been preparing for She's been wanting to
go home to dad for a while. Anyway, she's still there. Do
you know what talk out love? I do it. People look at me
like I'm a fucking guy on the street, but like nuts I'm one of
those guys, you know what, I'm talking to my dad. I believe.
I'm a big believer in that. Like go out and talk because they're
here, they're in some energy, and I think it makes you feel good.
You mean your mom and dad too? Yeah, both parents. Have
you lost a parent? I know, I know it's my dad. You
lost your dad. It's it's tough, you know what. Here's the thing,
and I know Kevin's dad had passed two. The one thing that I've
always heard, and my dad's still alive, is that when your dad dies,
you almost feel freer, like all this shit he wouldn't let you do,
or or kind of maybe frowned upon a little bit you were under his
thumb. Like for guys, it's supposed to be like now you fucking do
whatever you want now. I don't know if that's true. I'm yeah,
kind of kind of yeah. And the thing is my parents had a great,
great marriage. My mom died ten years after Usually when you die,
yeah you die right. My mother lived ten years later, ten years after
him. Yeah, my grandmother lived another thirty something. He went to break.
Speaking of getting free, she's already she's already haunted me once. But
Bill, I think that's an interesting perspective because I also think kind of in
the reverse. I think now they're kind of seeing what like maybe they were
too stringent and stopped about that. They're like, oh, that's why you
hit thirty beers and you know, you know what I mean. Like,
so I think they understand. But the important thing is that you still talk
and don't forget. Yeah, I think it's very important. I think that's
great that you you went to the Great Side because there's a lot of people
that you know, you have the cemetery and people go, oh, I've
never seen anybody there. And every time I go by, I drive by
one, I always see cars in there, people, even flowers. It's
usually after I need some like therapy, therapy. Yeah. Yeah, So
this in Fairport, this nose, that's the fire horse. Yeah. I
hear it from my fucking house. So honestly, when I first moved,
I was like, what the fuck is this horn? Because you hear the
trains go by, and I'll tell you, like of Eagle Veil. Okay,
so the trains kind of are soothing to be. They are because it's
far enough away, yes, and it's not that loud. Do you feel
like you're in this nice cozy yeah, but then you got this fucking duck
duck goose. What the fuck Fairport, It's it's two thousand and twenty three.
When was this fucking horn installed? I think it exactly. And we
talked to the town, the village board about it, and they said,
yeah, they wanted to get rid of it. This is how they used
to call when there was an emergency. So right now Jed was be on
his tractor and they like, well, ma, I better get on my
skippy. He's get on down and put out the fire, grab the bucket,
boss, let's go. And now they fucking got So this is what
they're still doing. I feel good. And they say that there's some kind
of like people who love it. I don't understand if you love this noise
I never made. I'm gonna have Louis c K asked you a couple questions.
All right, So yesterday I went to the game. I was there.
Yes, I was there for the game. I was very excited.
Tailgate the whole thing. You go to one side of the stadium and it's
the Pittsford tailgate. You go to the other side of the stadium and the
fucking air smells different. It's weed. It's a potpourria weed and piss man.
It's like all over DJ's at some of these tailgate parties. It was
a it was a it was great, and then you get into the game
and I didn't think this was gonna go this way. I think the spread
moved up to three, Is that right? I think it went back up
to three, which is you know, yeah, basically yeah, so no
one. I don't think anybody saw this, and in the beginning it looked
like it was going to be a track meet. But the one question I
did have is so they bring out the legends. Now they've been doing these
legends, and they bring out Drew blood Zoe yesterday. Three years Crew blood
Zoe a legend. He had like one good fucking game, that was it.
It was New England and New England, those conspiracy. He was on
New England's pay roll those fucking three years. Are you kidding me? They
didn't need the builds, and then he couldn't even do the he got hey,
he got it all wrong, and he's like fucked it up and he
was getting echoe in the stadium and so I'm sitting with Greg Connors and he
goes, who is that? Go Drew Bloodso he goes, who I said,
Drew Blood? Greg? Come on, No, he was doing it
on purpose. He's everything New England. That's why that wasn't there a real
legend there? Yes? Yes? Or was he killer? OJ? How
the fuck does OJ getting a suite? Right? And how does he even
get can you see? No? I don't can you say he should be
the legend of the game. Absolutely torn about the I mean, he did
murder two people, but he kind of well, I mean he was he
murdered too well, see away with it. But they went through the American
justice system did what it's supposed to do. He got a trial by his
peers, right right, That's what it was, a jury of his peers,
and they found him not guilty. I want to be Danny real quick
and just say I did call the Bills winning this game big last week on
the show, because I said, and once they play a team with defense,
they're done. He did. Yeah. The first quarter it was like
a touchdown, touch touchdown. I was like, this fucking game. Yeah,
it was great. And then it just IM gonna tell you my my
true legend. This is a feel good story. I have a nephew.
He's sixteen years old, ewing Sakola. Okay, he already went into remission,
then it came back. Okay. His hero, Micah Hyde. This
fucking guy, Micah Hyde. Let me tell you how much of a hero
this guy is. He made a shoe, a Nike Air Force with my
nephew and his picture on it. Wow. He brings them to all the
games. He brings them down on the field. They're like best friends.
They my my nephew's a gamer. He does the They have these things on
and they're yeah, but they have it shooting people. They fucking they're best
friends. Mica Hyde's wife calls my nephew up. He's the guy. He's
a fucking legend. That's my legend. That's import interception yesterday. Yeah,
that's man, that's stuff people need to hear. Epic shit. Man,
that's with you. That's the stuff you never hear, you know what.
But you know what, I kind of like not hearing it. I like
when I hear it like this because it's you know, he's not ada,
He's just doing it because that's who he is, right, And I gotta
I gotta shoot a shout out to our close friend of yours, Vince Press
Yeah, and Kevin Clark. They they're the ones who set the whole thing
up. So I gotta give credit requition. But for the past two years,
like Doug Amblich did the huge story on my nephew when he was really,
really sick. He still is, he's still going through treatment. But
Micah hides there every step it away. It's amazing. I mean, they're
fucking buddies. He made a fucking Nike shoe. I'll show you a picture
on the next break with my fucking nephew and him on it and they gave
him the shoe on the field. Wow, that's a fucking legend. How
is this your sisters? My wife's my wife's brothers your wife, Okay,
but I mean the Mary twenty years Yeah, So I mean that's gotta be.
That would move me to tears if I if that were my kid and
I saw this happening, I get I feel like I'd turn into it's on
my sprinkler system on the field. I just would be a mess. They're
at that stadium, yeah, every fun so they were there for this game
yesterday. I believe. So. I hadn't talked to haven't heard any updates
yet, but I gotta tell you. They were there last week at the
last home game. That's when they gave him the shoe. And uh,
I mean they're buddies. He goes to the Sweet, he's hanging out with
my guy's wife. They were there, stay oj game and knife for this?
How about okay? This is this is sorry, that's all right.
This is Oja before the game in the Sweet and Buffalo Buffalo Bill. Well,
I've been waiting for this one, but as I told you for the
last two months, I'm afraid of the dope kills you guys. Man,
I'll never forget he can't say that Kenny the city in that game, you
know, the frost from the little bass and taking into the rounds. Oh
my god. In any event, I truly believe whoever wins this game,
at least from now, they're the best streaming now, I'm not sure.
I always get worried when I hear statements like I hate that. I do
too, because we always go any given Sunday. But I mean, they
look great yesterday and the defense didn't fall for any of this tooist stuff.
I was watching guys break down the tape today and they're saying, you know,
normally you're waiting for the safety to move over, and they didn't.
And that's how Hide got that pick an apology. Yes he does, Yes
he does, God damn he does. He qualified in two saying right now
they're the best. Yes, make it happen USC yesterday they held I will
be critical. I don't understand that. For me, it makes no sense
to running back a parody. It does. It sounds like a parody.
But here's the always happen not young. I would love to interview O.
J. Simpson and not about working on it, not anything to do with
whether or not you did it or not. I want to know what life
is like for OJ. Now. I hear you talk about slaying it.
I hear OJ's killing young in Vegas. Because right now bad is good in
a way. I'm saying, a little world, you're right, Look that
guy got away with murder. And then there's some chick going, oh really,
I'm on fu well hang on a sing like the Menendez brothers went away
for years and by the way, I think there's a retrial. I think
they're coming out with like stuff that it was almost justified killing it. I
think whatever you watch these documentaries of these killing women, women stuck it out,
women sending them letters ship with their fucking teddies out like hey, when
you get out, slay this Bill Moran. Oh yeah, he got a
podcast. That's funny. Does anybody know who's sweet he was in? That's
what I want to know. Was he in that Tatis seat in the corner?
No, because that's a that's a bills that that's the bills control that
they're not like it looked like them and see because you know some rich dude.
Yeah, was like, you know what, I'm gonna fucking stretch out
and show. I'm gonna fucking show off and I'm gonna actually bring a fucking
every time the games people are taking pictures with the guys. He got paid
in full to be there yesterday. Oja you think, Oh, it wasn't
appearance. He got flown here. There was a contract involved. He had
to make X amount of dollars he sat with. Somebody had to do you
know what I mean, he had to meet some people. Listen, was
it going through the stadium that he was there? Did you know while you
were at the game or did you find out? No, I think Danny
or somebody texted, hey, I hear OJ's there, and I'm we heard
nothing. I heard nothing. I saw nothing. But this is Oja after
the game and he's at the airport. If a regular killer got out of
prison, wouldn't they be barred from going to the game. NFL would be
like, no, we don't want them there. But got into a game
lately? Yeah right here? Oh did I said, God damn it.
Well he's at the he's at a bar at the airport. He's having and
he said he was here a week. He said he was in Buffalo all
week and that he had great restaurants, but more than anything, great restaurants,
great entertainment. And then some guy in the Miami fan goes, come
on Juice and he goes, hey, you know, but the guy's yelling
off camera and I'm I'm thinking to myself, this is you heard nothing about
him being there? If he was there all way, the Bills would definitely
not touch this. No professional, no, no professional. Really, I
just had been somebody privately getting ahold of it because obviously he has no income,
well not in the books anyway. Yeah, so he's got to be.
But I'm sure he still has an agent, but I'm sure it's not
a sports agent. I'm sure it's like a you know, an appearance agent.
This is a that's pretty smart. I didn't even think of that.
So he's in town, he'd probably entertained clients or something for somebody eating.
Somebody shelled out some though to have oj there. Maybe it was a joke,
maybe it was not. But I heard last Monday, four or five
ten dollars pizza shut up at m'conners pizza. It takes, That's what it
takes. I've been trying to get next Buffalo Bill, and you know,
if that's what it's gonna be. Why did I see Dak Prescott like melting
down after the game, Because it's Dak Prescott, what do you expect?
Well, he was saying something like they didn't play. I didn't catch the
whole thing, but some reporter asking him a question, he starts thanking him.
But he wasn't even being sarcastic. He was basically going, I'm not
happy with the way we played, and they're not playing well in the red
zone period. Okay, periods he's playing well other than stupid interception last week.
But for him, he's playing well, he's he's never going to be
that elite quarterback. Well, yes, PI has nobody the ship on this
week because both Dack and josh One So I wonder who they're you know,
a Zach Wilson. They were onto Zach Wilson, but they were all propping
him up. I want a great game. An tell you about how much
I hate ESPN ever t Yeah, you tell me all the time. But
Da Rogers came out and stuck up for him, Zach Wilson. Yeah,
I thought Jack. I mean, Zach even owned it after the fumble.
Well that was the only difference. I mean, they stayed there. They
broke that down. If you really listened to it, Boy, that's a
script that he knew he was. You know, all the season he's been
saying differently or last year, last year, Yeah, the defend let us
die. He's learned his lesson. He knows what to say, how to
say. Well, the whole locker room turned against him. They were walking
around and whatever, white shirts the other guy, the defense put fifteen points
up. He couldn't say anything about the defense speaking to the defense. How
about Trey White down for the rest of the season for Buffalo to see that.
I do too, and von Miller coming back. Von Miller went out
that day game, Trey came back. I think they've played twelve snaps together.
Yeah, that's like each other. It's a huge player playing with it
is a huge player, and it makes you wonder, like, you know
where we say that the best this week? Who the fuck knows? Right
forward? I tell you what. They didn't miss Poyer yesterday at all.
No one Payer was on the on the cart in the passenger seat when they
took Yeah, I saw something on that's kind of cool. Yeah. And
McDermott. Now now they've got this other they got to I don't know what
they're gonna do with cornerback because they had that kid. They took what's his
name career elam Yeah, and he hasn't even been talking about he was going
to get out of there. Well they haven't even they haven't suited him for
Anny, that's why he's been bitching to get out. And then your girlfriend
and Taylor Swifts again. Yea, what the hell? What the hell is
going on? I mean, seriously, who is benefiting from that except the
TikTok Except on hundred L. I gotta think somebody the NFL doesn't he take
she doesn't need the NFL. Travis Kelsey wasn't every other commercial. His jerseys
went to number two last week and that eighteen to thirty five year old women
are all wearing his jersey. Now they're all they got the TikTok where they're
asking their husands. When does the Taylor Swift games start? What? What?
You just? What the joke was today? How many girls there were
eighteen to thirty years old? Last night? Was watching a game going man,
Zach Wilson's a really good quarterback. Who's this Patrick Mahomes? Asshole?
He's really ugly? Why is he suddenly Kermit the frog when he talks?
She showed up with an all star cast, Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively,
come in, Hugh Jackman, that's right, dude. It was like it
was like the next cast of X Men. Yeah, Chiefs. So that
the NFL put something out on their Twitter or on the racks it said the
Chiefs are two and oh Is Swifties and then they took it down because people
started going fucking crazy because the rest helped him out a lot less ess oh
my god, they did. You were holding There were a couple of really
bad cause I'm not a Jets fan, but goddamn there was bad bad cause.
Well, how about this for fucking marketing, because let's just see,
there's five guys sitting in a room right now talking about fucking Taylor Swift.
Okay, which we would have fucking gave two thoughts about unless our daughters were
like huge marks, a huge Swifty fans. He's been since day one,
he's been behind her. She now has a market that is untouched. Yeah,
she fucking tapped in to the fat football wearing, motherfucking beard drinking market.
You know what I'm doing. I'm still not going to a concert number
one now, like of is she the A List number one? Yes?
Doating. There's no bigger, bigger. It's hard to be an A list
celebrity now because there are people that are stars on I don't Snapchat, we
do, I don't find Snapchat. We talked about the economic impactive every town
where it's what three times what a super Bowl is and one night with the
one whole week, and she did two nights in New York and had crushed
insane. Yeah, and you guys get the economic impact stuff. I mean,
you're talking hotels and all that. Especially she just said that forty million
for last year and that's like not even an hour for Taylor Swift in some
town. Bro. My first my first administration with that daughter, I went
to the fucking Wiggles, the Jonas Brothers. Now, if if this administration,
this daughter wants to go to Taylor Swift, I'm gonna pony You're gonna
love the show. I probably will. It's a huge production of three hours
long. She does her whole catalog. Now, when I saw her about
five six years going Foxboro, she was just doing her pop stuff. That's
when she first changed. Yeah, but you went to Foxboro to go see
Taylor. Say, okay, so you get this ball. He's a supporter
I want with a girlfriend. Nice. No, that's no. I'm not
busting his balls at all about that. He's been the one. He's been
the one behind her all that. I mean, if I seen if you
want to see a good show, or you want to go, I actually
listen, if my daughter wanted to go, I would take her and I'd
be interested to see what it was. Once in a while, do they
ever play that in the club, like getting people in, like sitting down.
Music wise, Oh yeah, obviously, yeah, yeah, it's what
people know. It's what's popular. It is what's poppling now, Joejoe care.
They're not Yeah, they're all all the servers and staff. They're like
because I'll put some music on and they're all and I'll think it's like okay,
like Blake one eighty two or food Fighters and they'll be like, why
is this old music on? I'm like, fucking food Fighters is all the
holy shit. I'm a grandpa. How would they say, Bro, you
shot off, We're fucking dying, Not you Bill because you age Like,
no, you've been fermented. You look good, Yes, you age with
fine wine. Are you looking at the tall bro? I'm telling you look
at this shot. Listen, Mark, I swear to Christ and across.
During the contest at the at the at the club, there was these smoking
hot girls nothing but bills cat but I don't think that's true. They were
did one didn't interact? She mentioned something every time I would come off the
stage because I am seated or I hosted it, and then she so if
a woman professed how much she wanted your penis? Mark in front of three
hundred people. Do you think she meant it? I would think no,
because they're comics. Kavino backed me up on this one. How many girls
liked him in the radio days. And he didn't even know it. He
was just, oh, yeah, exactly, seriously, you're freaking all of
a sudden, these girls will come up to us. When we used to
do diamonds wherever the fun was, all these girls have come up. You
were just so oblivious to it. We had to tell you, Mark st
what the fuck? Yeah, he's there was there was a couple. I
had a couple that says you were the Matt right for the nineties and eighties.
It was how hard is it to get that guy? It's hard because
actually he bumped us for the show You and Syracuse. We had him.
We had a one nighter scheduled. And then because you know, obviously,
if you got a chance to make X amount of dollars and Alison for for
four shows, and then you got a chance to make that plus more for
one show, you're gonna do that kind of deal. And you know,
uh, you know, Delago has that kind of buying power. So and
now they actually booked them for more shows next, you know, next year.
I saw yeah, I saw him the comedy show in Syracuse. What's
that funny bone? Yep, So what we're holding funny is probably like a
chain thing that but that that deal was actually booked way yea, and they
didn't they didn't want to cancel that one, so ours wasn't even announced yet,
so it was easy for them to say. Yeah. They're going all
yeah, you I have to say this and not even blowing smoke. What
you've done with this club and then the acts that you're getting in it's really
impressive, dude. I mean, you just had CORRELLI for one night.
Oh yeah he killed but I'm sure he did, and I yeah, his
new stuff is absolutely he's working out for a special Yeah. But see,
those guys are only coming to clubs where they have a good rapport with somebody
who works something now because he's been doing it for years. It's also cool,
he's like, he's he's the guy you want to hang out with.
Oh, I get to hang out with Bill and Slay Dragons. No,
but you know what I'm saying, like, come on, how many club
owners are just fucking doucious? A lot of them in the fact that they're
a lot of them ripped people off and that was one of the things that
you know. So I'm not saying anybody I worked with in the past was
dirty. But let's so Shresh and I are two pieces in the pot.
You run it professionally. We want to make sure he's a solid dude.
Here's this guy. He is so he's smart and you know, yeah,
and he's nice. Yep, it's nice. And like sometimes like rubbery business,
you take wins. That is different because the man the comedy stuff.
I mean, you ran into clubs and owners that were just some of the
guzz We know a couple, yeah, and they do shady ship. Yeah.
But anyway, so Matt Rife when he's working out next time, we're
on the list of possible clubs for him to come work out and that will
sell out like this, Yes it will. And that's where Matt Riffe really
shines is the clubs because he's doing crowd work. Crowd work, and that's
all he puts on social media. That's well, he was great on Wild
and now Yes, and I think that you know, it really showcased his
skill to playoff right improv basically looks he's nineteen. So here's something that you
get. So Shooby's coming in three yes, So he was so Matt Riffe
and Shoeby just started a fucking movie together. Told us, yeah, it's
coming out, buddy, do you know in the name of it? I
listen when Shoeby comes in town him and drag his ass in here another episode
together. Yeah, because he'll be honored. All right, I'll have him
come in on a Wednesday and we'll come in there on Wednesday night. Yeah.
But yeah, so he just told me. He goes, yeah,
it's coming out. It's gonna be huge, man, right if it's the
biggest fucking thing in comedy right now with all women and men. Yeah,
because he's funny and he's I mean, I might fuck the kid. He's
so forgeous, I mean swift. If I was in the green room,
might ask him if it was okay next next time out if you saw.
But when we went to Sarah, because we ended up at the same hotel,
that's epic and I met and I was hammered. He was fucking hammered
and high cool as fuck though he sat there and talk for five time minutes,
just like you and I sitting in room to having a beer talk.
Isn't that epic? Isn'tn awesome? So I go through that on a weekly
basis of if this guy's gonna be nice or not. And you know,
ninety percent of people that I get are really nice or down to earth guys.
You know, some people want to just do the show and go back
to the hotel. Some people want to stick around and have some beers whatever.
You know, we're there to make sure they're But occasionally you get one
or two can I ask you? Can I can I say about one guy
that met I love that was a complete asshour? Not yes, you can't?
Can We' not the one saying can we can we hold that and come
back with it? Yeah? I want to know that because there's another guy
and I can't remember that I've always wanted to ask you about. And I
think you know he has he does a charity deal, but he kind of
makes you do it and you pay for it and then he donates it and
so it's almost like a backwards charity. I don't know who you're talking about.
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Market Bolito is the manager of comedy at the Carlson runs the whole shebang
there is it Is that the right term or you like the director of the
director of operations. But I am one of the coach scholars, co founders.
Yeah, so sure. So when I had the comedy club and Webster,
Shresh and Cheryl used to be uh customers of mine. Every Friday or
Saturday night they would come in and Tresh is always like, when are we
gonna do something together? When gonna do something together? So when he wanted
to do a comedy club, yeah, look at it. And we became
because like I'm telling you when I say every night. This went on for
years and then I had some teeth issue and then Cheryl was like, you
gotta come in, you know, and I was I was always like scared
of dentists, to be quite honest with you, A lot of people are.
But then I went to see her. I became a patient of there,
and then Shresh and I just became really good friends. You know.
We would go over to each other's houses and stuff, and more so me
there because they're much nicer than mine. But anyway, so but anyhow,
he was always like, let's do something together. Something When Radio Social was
in there, like opening phases, I went over to see you know,
Dan Morgenstern, who had a great idea with the bowling Alley over there,
and Shresh and I were like going through the windows and breaking into place.
There was a rundown factory. I mean literally the comedy room had a foot
of water in it. Real it was a lake. That's how much I
could show you pictures. It was what was in front, just standing water
from rain had come through. Absolutely, it was just an absolute disaster.
But we both had a vision. We went to Salvators in a webster,
sat at the bar and we drew that whole thing on a napkin. It's
so funny, it's so great. And then I say funny, but it's
great that these old buildings are finding new life again. I love it that
I do too, because there's something really cool about just the structure in there.
But you go here, you live in Fairport, you go down to
the cannery. Oh, Tommy Burnett was the first guy in there. Iron
smoke was it? And iron smoke. He's like when they started, somebody
was coming into paint or tear something down. He's like, no, fucking
leave it. I want this rustic feel. But because he was successful there,
now you've got tin Cup and Campane and seven breweries. Yeah got there.
Parking, Holy fucking shit, Fairport. You're absolutely right. I've said
to these guys, I go, I want to find people, will invest,
We'll build a parking garage. We'll make a ship ton of money off
of it. They're on the freak in Fairport Music Fest. You'd make a
killing. I paid twenty dollars to park so I didn't have to pay.
You know, find a parking spot takes It's unreal because and now they're talking
that old railroad bed behind where they have people parking that fat You'll tell you
the truth. That's where I used to probably illegally park because you know,
the public spots and all of a sudden it goes into the woods. Yeah
it does. So that one road goes back and there's a couple houses back
there, and then it goes right up to the track. And then when
you scoot right over the tracks where you're at, you're at that bar over
there. So I used to park back there and scoot over the track there.
But you know what else? Fairport has fucking yarn stores and fucking so
creative, like tell me that you're hiding money without telling me that you're hiding
money, Honey, I don't know my yarn store. I went down to
Rickey's family restaurant. I had a great breakfast the other day. I'm walking
back, I walked past the yard store. I go, there's no fucking
way. No, there's no fucking way. In twenty twenty three, I've
had three customers this week, that's all I'm thinking. And I have a
I have a sister who's a little strange, who who makes all this stuff.
But that's not enough to just stay the pistess. I fucking haven't made
the rent on Main Street, Fairport. Or come on, there's some fucking
banker, real estate trusty motherfucker right here just hiding money. Because I don't
want to get rid of this cash I'll open up a store right next to
the fizzy Bomb place, and then I'll open up is so creative, So
oh my god, you got all these fucking cool places. You even got
a fucking pickle ball fucking quest and one spot you go to Iron Smoked through
a shot you can play pick up ball and then you pick up your thread.
Okay, yeah, sounds like shooting and Slayton right here, fucking kidding
me. Way to go Fairport? It is. It's very strange. There's
even a comics story here. Did you know that it's hip? Though I
haven't been in there, but I mean like Fairports for everybody. Yeah,
they're getting a cup rooms coming into the bank over here. Yeah, it's
a good call. I thought cover Room was actually supposed to go. Were
so creative? Was because I gotta tell you, out of all the spots,
that's pretty nice run of the canal. So creative. Is that's the
anchor I've always wanted that short. I was like, bigga, you can
put a patio on tap. Everybody's gonna walk past you, past the public
park. Well, you're gonna move the They're gonna move the iron start down
next to the wine bar. They're gonna do that one. I was painting
with a twist, but it'll be croche with a twist. It's gonna make
a ton I gonna make it ton. Now, Matt had said that he
had a bad experience with one person, and you said, and it wasn't
by the way, let me clarify bad experience, bad experience with the performer.
That has nothing to do with the club, right, A miserable act.
Yeah. Actually, I've seen probably twelve thirteen acts there. I've never
had a bad experience, of course. Not No, no, I agree,
Like the staff is great, you're in, you're out, it's yeah,
so this room over quick, right, This one particular celebrity who is
a very very large celebrity. Yeah, let's just say I think funny.
I never thought so. He's told old stories and I think he had a
lot of Shakespearean kind of background. So he would tell stories and they were
funny, and also they were interesting because everybody knew the show he was talking
about, and he is that character on the show in real life. Yeah,
you know what I mean. And the show was the only reason I
want to see this guy. Yeah, I didn't know him. One of
the best shows ever I loved it, and if you come to the club,
I'll tell you who it is. But anyways, this guy the second
he I would have tell you, guys know Todd Youngman obviously, so Todd
Youngman bought his first brand new ever car in his whole life. It was
like a Toyota Corolla like Max style, you know. He spent like,
I don't know, sixty grand on it. He was so proud of himself
for buying this car. That week and he was picking up the feed Rereact
and I was going to pick up the headliner. Who was this guy we're
talking about? When he ended up getting to the hotel, both the feet
treact and the headliner were like, we'll just go with you. This is
what this guy says as he gets into Todd young Win's car. Well,
thank god, you're picking me up in a Toyota. No one would ever
expect me to write in this ye down, I love here. I love
that you were able to say, well, yeah, because that's what that
I just got an escalating he'd bitch about it. Yeah, dude, he
was that guy. Really, But dude, there was when does that come?
Who the fuck are Yeah? Big? Well, he was just coming
down after a big hard fall in his career. So he was used to
like going places that had, you know, like craft service and a million
assistants that he never heard the word no, you know, and always yes
sir. But there was there was a little karma because at the end he
had to do this, he had to fly out to la the next day
to do a benefit for battered women. And this was this was his agent's
way of saying, hey man, this is how we're going to get you
back into the mainstream, get your career going, and you have a to
have it do. So it's me his feature acting him, and we're walking
down the back hallway and I'm getting him back to the hotel and he goes
and he has his feature goes, so which jokes should I do in this
and that? And I go, hey, I go not for nothing.
If I were you, i'd muster up a tear. I wouldn't do any
jokes, and I would say, I'm here for you. You know,
I've been accused of some lot of stuff. I'm trying to, you know,
be here for you know. It's going to dedicate my life. See
I already did it. See how easy that was. He goes, nah,
I'm gonna tell my jokes, and his jokes were very crude, and
would you do those jokes in front of a battered women's sore Google joke the
article in Variety magazine that happened two days after about how it tanked, and
he told this entire audience of women that were battered to fuck off because they
weren't laughing at his jokes. Wow, so karma, And yeah, talk
to me at the club. I'll tell you who. But I think a
lot of people, well you went, they had a VI for this.
Yeah, I did the full thing you Mark, and I went, hellman,
Yeah, okay, I'm never more disappointed my whole entire life. You've
done it. You've done a bunch. But and you hadn't. Can you
say what you said to the guy? So word for word? No,
because it was five years ago. But listen, I'm not that guy that
wants to get rid up in line. I'll wait till the end. Let
him go. We're good, We're having a couple of beers. Whatever.
We get up there and he alls, we can hear about is him bitching
the entire time we're in line? They oversold the VIP this is fucking bullshit.
I didn't get paid for this, baba. So I'm like, Mark,
this is not gonna go good. And he's laughing. He's like,
we're gonna get the real yea personal name from the show. I as I
said, I might punch him if that's the case. So we get up
there and he's bitch, and I go, I don't give a fuck,
like I paid for this. You know what. I wanted to meet you
because I love to show you run. I love the character. I knew
you were kind of like that anyways in life. But you're a real fucking
prick. And I remember because I was just fucking let's just get out of
here. He's the only reason why anywhere it is because of somebody else,
another actor. So we took we took a picture with him, and he
just looks so pissed off in his picture, like he's like a little bitch.
He was. He was the worst. He was the worst. But
I'll tell you the truth. At the end of the weekend, he did
he didn't really apologize, but he did say thank you, and he goes,
I know you didn't do that, but you know, I was just
coming off a hard fight and I gotta tell you. When it picked him
up from the airport, me and him got in a fight. He goes,
what do you mean we're not sold out tonight? I go, well,
you're the show was scheduled for Friday Saturday, but you had this thing
happened on Saturday, so we had to move it from Friday to Friday and
Thursday, so we had to move all the tickets. I go, Thursday
seventy five percent sold, but Friday's completely sold out. I go, that's
a win. He goes, I had four million salaries, and why haven't
you been pushing the motherfucking So we're literally we get to the strathl and he
goes, I want you to go hand out flyers at that grocery s were
up the street. I go, you're fucking high flyer's lot, litter in
this fucking city, fucking in me. This is this is wild, bro.
He almost went fist the cuffs. This is fucking wild. I'm really
surprised because most of the people I've ever dealt with, at least comics that
were even maybe not that level. This is why this was like his early
first couple goes out, Now I heard he's a little bit more. Uh,
you know, appreciate that a lot. No, I mean, you
run into people, so I deal with a lot of celebrities. That's not
the secret. So you know, I'll actually say this. Celebrities named Eddie
Griffin. Everybody knows Eddie Griffin. I was just talking about. He was
in the movie A Star Was Born. He was the pre Drew married Uh
baby guy guy and Braddy Cooper Brady, what a handsome motherfucker. Then,
holy shit, I wasn't even thinking about how gorgeous Lady Gaga was. Brad
I was lost in his eyes. Fellas Anyways, so he's big celebrity.
With celebrities, you get not just a cont do you also get what's known
as a writer. So for those who don't know, it's a page or
two or in his case five of stuff that they require. And for him
it was new pairs of sneakers each show, salads with bib lettus like a
whole bunch of champagne bottles full of voo. And it wasn't really just for
him. He had an entourage with him, an entourage of people. So
one of the funniest things in this writer this is actually gonna go in my
book, and his writer said he will not ride in any white limousines,
any white SUVs, any white sedans. He will only ride in black vehicles.
And I'm like, this is the strangest thing I've ever seen. So
I looked down. It was a management company that I've never heard of.
It was like Teddy Bear Production. So I'm assuming like it was somebody in
his family that he gave a job to. So I called and I was
like, hey, it's a woman answered. I was like, hey,
is this Teddy Bear Productions. She was like yes, it is, like,
oh, this is marketable. I'm really looking forward to having Eddie next
week. I go, listen, I just need to ask a couple of
questions on the writer. You know, I got all the food, I
got the sneakers, I got the T shirts everything, you know this,
And then I go, but you know, there's this one part it says
I won't ride in any white vehicles and this and that, and she goes,
yeah, I go, what color is the airplane gonna be? That?
Guy? Oh you got jokes? Yes, I'm a comedian too.
So we did laugh a little week, both did. But so the reason
why he doesn't like to feel that he's going to a prom. He wants
it to feel like you know, when he pulls up to a place,
he wants it to feel a little bit more prom which I get. I
mean, these guys are used to, like I said, not hearing the
word though, being you know, treateds weighed on hand and foot. And
I gotta tell you, Eddie Griffin was really fun to hang out with.
It was It was a very expensive writer. It was a pain and as
to get all this stuff, and I only gave you a glimpse of it.
But at the end of the week, he gave me something that most
white guys don't, get a ghetto pass. It goes you get a ghetto
pass. It gives me a big hug. And we did a bunch of
eats. This motherfucker get a getto pass. I was, I gett a
ghetto pa. But those sneakers that now I knew somebody else who had Eddie
Griffin at the club and they say that he donates the sneakers. I go,
yeah, but you donate the sneakers and he gets all the fucking credit.
But it's you bought him and you don't it. Yeah, but you
know, but he did come that was part of yes getting paid his pay
and then sometimes you you expend stuff out so you try and work it out.
But the list it was very big. But he does travel with like
five dudes really yeah, non trash. He has his own security staff,
two big, big dudes. Like you don't want to mess with these guys.
I gotta say that today's day. I don't you know, when you're
like Eddie Griffin, maybe not be what he used to be years ago,
but he's still well known in certain and certain segments of the population. And
I'm sure that you know. I mean, like, if you're Britney Spears
walking around, you want some big dude to make sure. I was saying
comparing the two it is, but at that level of celebrity, you gotta
have some Britney Spears. Now she's just gotta go with those fucking no this
girl, I'm telling you, I'm waiting for this, and horribly I kept
saying all along that that whole Conservator ship was not a bad idea. I
think there was a reason. That's a father who loves his daughter, and
we had all these people going, you know, fucking I have no idea.
I don't I don't know if he was ripping her off and pushing her
out there, I can't say, but I will say that he probably loved
his daughter. And this shit's going bad now. She's bat shit fucking crazy
and she needs some help. This is fucking I mean, she caught herself
with those fucking knives when she did this dancing. She looks like the scary
stripper at two pm one where she is she looks like she's strum the fuck
out. Yeah, she's the one home with But man, you don't go
to sleep. She's out at the door. Get out. She gets into
uber and I don't care if it's white, black or what a carr She's
gone. She won't take white. She's won't go prom I know she said
that he came with an entrage. That was a great show back in the
day. But oh yeah, yeah, you know who. You know who?
I always heard lip like that for real, Jared Goff when he was
with the Rams. Yeah, yeah, I can see that. So I
we have a mutual friend that it's in LA and had was around Jared Goff
and have one of the guys that lived with him. Jared had a house,
paid for everything for these guys and they all lived with him, and
this one kid now ended up being a radio intern. Oh yeah or something,
maybe producing a show or something. And he would ask all the time
and goff, he goes yeah, man, he's just really really cool and
you kind of see it now. I mean, Detroit's becoming something. He
go into a blue collar city and he's thriving. Yeah again, another one
that's not I don't know. I always like people who were I had a
lot of people who are self made rich guys, and they could relate to
anybody. It's this new voreche bullshit that you always get. That's the stuff
that I can't stand where it's almost like it's expected. I've never heard of
this stuff, this stuff you're talking about. Honestly, God, I'm I
can't imagine someone telling it Polico, you gotta go hang out fly because as
you see, all as you see is this comedy club filled. You go,
Man, this guy's fucking raking them anything. I'm just saying, like
you're talking a mid size city to get the level of talent that you've brought
in. Bro, that's oppressed. Well, the thing of it is,
it's I was thinking about it the other day, is like We used to
be the only game in town. If you think about this when I hit,
when I opened up the comedy club in Webster, literally it was a
pool hall. There was all these tables. There was no Helium in Buffalo,
there was no Funny Bone in Syracuse. There was a Wise Guys in
Syracuse that just closed. So I had a two hundred seater in Webster.
So we were the only game in Western New York. Literally in that two
hundred seater at that old pool hall Millennial. Remember that. That's the Daisy
Dukes I had in Andrew Dice, Clay Drew carry The first time I had
Marlon Waynes, was there? Sinbad rode the ball, you know what I
mean? Yeah, buddy, I really liked him, dude. It was
like every week I was just a Schumer. After she did the War Memorial,
came by at a club to see the club, Like that's what was
because at that time time there was nothing else. Oh I got you,
Yeah, the club. See the tough part with those big shows. To
me, I love comedy in a small in like a tight room. You
know what's a really great room they have there. I love is the rickles
I do. And sometimes you know, like the other room is not over,
so it's perfect. It's like the perfect setup. But you go to
these big arenas and stuff, or the auditorium theater. It's not saying that
you're not going to enjoy the show, but you lose that intimacy, you
lose the organic Yeah, like you like we were talking about Matt Rife.
He's phenomenal in a small spyes, because he sees everybody, he sees it.
Yeah, but like when you're in a state him. I love him
and I'm proud that he's selling so many tickets and you know he's doing it,
but it's not the same. You're not taught because you can't hear what
this guy's saying below the If you're up in the balcony, you can't hear
what the guys were all you were saying in the lower deck. You can
only hear Matt repeat it. I'd paid twice the amount of money to see
him a year place in a big place. Oh yeah, yeah, I
mean you know, like even Sebastian Maniscalco I saw him at the Blue Cross
Arena. There's something that just they're not there. Those shows aren't as good.
You know who Tommy Mulay was friends with uh Larry the cable guy,
so I forget his real name, and like they both worked the clubs in
Florida together. So we got to go backstage and there's some DVD extra of
Tommy and Larry talking. But Larry did the show and he and we were
up front, and it's okay in there, like in a big room,
but man, there's nothing like the club where you can practically, I mean
people put their feet on the stage right you want to, I want to
want you and the back you're still close enough you can. That's that was
if you want to. That's one of the things that Tresh and I we
designed it, like I said, on a napkin at uh that pizza joint
and Webster Salvator's. We sat there and we said, listen, let's make
this the headliner's room. Let's make it perfect. Low ceilings, carpeted floors,
Yeah, great sound. Yeah, a green room that these guys can
the green rooms. It's nice, huge, like they require that, and
the writers, most of them right now, they do because most of these
guys they were going to clubs and they were sitting on a sack of potatoes
waiting to get. Now it's on stage and they're freaking kitchen storage. How
about they go they bring up this is expired. I mean this you gotta
true. So we said we got to treat him right and they'll come,
and I mean, shit, we got Kevin Neil and coming. I mean,
Davidson's been on the fucking stage. You know, I've been very blessed.
You've had Neil in a few times. Yeah, we've had Neilan And
it's really cool because Shresh and Cheryly actually have a really good relationship with him
now. So it's so nice to see, like that's we brought her.
I purposely booked him that weekend because it's her birthday. So I want this
to be kind of like a special thing because like I said, he is
phenomenal. He's he's a great guy, and he's a good hag talks.
It's awesome, and it just so happens. Uh, Sandler is going to
be here the night before, and I think he's gonna arrive the night before
to do a couple of minutes in front of Sandler on the NIG stage.
So maybe Sandler was hangs around and comes by. We're trying to work it
out sailor. But see that to be at that show that that's some of
the some of the best video that's out there is when Chappelle walks on after
all the comics have performed for a night and everybody's leaving and they realized that
Dave's now on stage. You're never gonna get an experience like it's like seeing.
To me, it would be like seeing the Stones in a in a
small club, a small jazz room or whatever the fuck something tight. That's
awesome. I think that's great. I hope it happens. Wednesdays at the
Comedy Store is known for this. So you go there on a Wednesday.
They have three rooms at the Comedy Store and there's a large room where the
particular night I went in la uh Tim Dillon was performing and it was sold
out, okay, And then I was in the middle room, David Keckner
was performing in there, so I wanted to say hi to Dave. So
I just happened to go and I was sitting and then I asked my waitress,
I said, uh, can I get a sweatshirt? Because I wanted
to buy Shresh a sweatshirt, you know, like I was here. Here
you go and she goes, yeah, sure, follow me. So she
takes me down to the merch table, which is right outside the big room,
and she sells me the sweatshirt and she goes, oh. She goes,
Chris Rock's about to go on, and you want to go watch a
set? I go, are you fucking kidding me? Yes? So she
gets me in the big room and there's Chris Rock. Chris Rock does fifteen
minutes of fucking Killer Killer Ship and Tim Dillon hasn't even hit the stage yet.
This is a guest This is a fucking guest spot. And then and
then Chris Rock goes, well, you never know who's gonna stop in the
comedy store, ladies and gentlemen, U fuck, who's this? Jesus fucking
Christ Russell Peters. No, Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart comes out, he
goes yeah. So they did this little banter bag and forth about how Kevin
Hart's doing fucking MasterCard commercials and how there's so much money, but there was
great material. So I watched Kevin Harts set David fucking Spade so okay.
So and each time they introduced each other they say this, So I'm like,
oh my gosh, So I watched these three sets as there's another show
going out of the other room. And if you know about the Comedy Store,
there's these little tunnels that connect all the rooms. So I watched David
said, and then it's Tim Dillon. I didn't have a ticket to Tim
Dillons, so I want to show respect. I go back to my seat
in the smaller room. As I'm walking down the tunnel, I turned the
corner. Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, Eddie, Eric Griffin, and David
Spade all talking about their sets, and it's me with this fucking hoodie,
like shit. The manager of the middle room comes out goes, hey,
you guys want lights, and they're like, yeah, sure, five minute
lights. So that means they're about to do time on the middle room,
where I have a seat three seats from the stage, and I'm like,
holy fucking shit, I better get in there. And I didn't say a
word of these guys, because first off, they take your phones when you
go in there, which I think is great. And then so I'm sitting
in there, Chris Rock was back up. He does another fifteen minutes totally
different than what he just did. Was this all to prepare for his Netflix
thing that he did after this, it was before he was working with Will
Smith. Stop. Yeah, full First Kevin Heart went up this time,
and then he introduced Chris Rock. Then Chris Rock goes up, and at
the end of Chris Rock goes, you never know who's gonna stop by here
at the comedy store, ladies and gentlemen, Eddie Murphy and everyone goes to
nuts. He goes, I'm just fucking with you. Because then he goes
had a gap fee he goes, I'm just fucking with you, and then
he just introduced whoever was supposed to be next to Greg fitz Simmons. But
it was it was great. Yeah, it was epic. That was like
you said, those moments. Yes, it's unbelievable. I've never been to
the comedy store Comedy Seller in New York have been, but I remember been
to the comedy store in La Those are both mecca. Yeah, I mean
comedy store was was great because you get the same thing Rock walk in once
in a while and place comedy I mean comedy seller, the seller, yeah,
New York. Yeah, you know who's on torn now too, but
I don't know what she's playing is Roseanne. I would love to get.
I know I've already been it with her because I mean, listen, it
might draw controversy, but who knows fucking can Here's the thing if you don't
like it, but we gotta stop stamping out speech. I agree. We
had a protest in front of our place for three days. We had a
comedian. His name is Dave Smith. He's one of the legions of skanks
here in New York, New York City. UH. He does podcasts with
Bobby Kelly Dan Solder. I love Bob Jay Oakerson. He's fucking hilarious sky
Dave Smith. He's Jewish as Jewish gets. His grandparents were actually killed in
UH in the Holocaust, but his parents made it and here he is.
So he has a podcast like this where he interviews people that have a different
opinion. And he interviewed that who's that guy who got punched in the face,
the Nazi you got punched in the face talking on the street. He
was like the most Yes, he was like, they punched him in face,
and then they gave like protesters a reason to punch everybody in a face.
You know what I'm talking about. That was Seawan Spent. I don't
know what his name is. But he interviewed him on his podcast about they
just had an open dialect about why you hate and why you're doing this,
and this is a Jewish guy talking to a Nazi. Correct, And then
that gave people the idea that they shouldn't have given him a mic and he
should have just denounced it. And so there was a protest in front of
my so to the point to where he would walk. He had to walk
through these you know, protests, and same with the customers. We were
trying to sneak him, you know, around, but there's like thirty people
out there calling me a Nazi, calling him a Nazi who is Jewish.
And he would apologize the people. He goes, Hey, guys, I'm
sorry that you're here, he goes, And you had to hear all that
stuff he goes. But I'm pretty sure if the Fourth Reich had a train
and it pulled up, I'd be the only one getting outside on this thing,
because everybody outside was, you know, yeah, wasp, it was
all virtual signaling. Yeah it wasn't. It's terrible, And what that guy's
doing is what everybody says needs to happen. But we need to have a
conversation. Correct, Well, we don't. They don't want to have the
conversation because when you do, that's what happens. And you might have a
different opinion. I'm sorry if it hurts your feelings, but it doesn't necessarily
that you're leading to hate that people are getting killed and millions. It doesn't.
It's just a different opinion. All right, we'll take a break and
come back one more time. You got another song I do all right?
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one? I got one? What is before? What is this name?
It goes something like this? How's it? God? Dad? What's the
name of that? So? Yeah, I remember that, dad. What's
the name of that song? It goes something something burn? Well, that's
right, yea lad, just from the mumpet. Anybody who knows my mom,
she's heard this song about seven hundred and eighty thou your mom loves what
happy Music's my brother song? He would play all the time. Yeah,
I'd love to sing right along still place all the time with the Kevin's mom
passed away last week's services for this week and doing a little bump Carol muor
what's the music? The other kind of bump. That's a different type of
mom. Let's not sleep so night, let's st right there. It's funny,
man, I feel like cocaine is. I don't think it ever went
away, and other people I don't think in certain circles it ever went away.
I don't do it, but I love it. I used to do.
I used to do a lot of it. And that's the one drug
I fell in love with. I can understand why. I'll still have people
every once in a while like offer it, and then when you say no,
they're highly offended. And I'm going, I just fucking saved you a
lot of money. I didn't. I saved you money by saying no to
that shit. I won't touch that. I still get offered lot. I'm
sure you do. And I this one guy actually was just like, here's
a bag, you hold on it, and you should remember who gave it
to you. I'm like, no, yeah, not a chance. It's
like you're five years too late. Let me go, Let me go,
tell my wife what you just did? You deal with the fucking consequences holding
for you know the eighties called they went their coke bait. Well, it's
still everyone. I loved it, but I don't know. I don't know
if I was single, if I was you Bill, Yeah, I'd be
blasting lives right now, be showing up at the service tomorrow, just wiping
them freaking hanger out the door. Hey man, am I clear? Cloudy
or cloudy? You can always tell people I used to have a boss that
people were like, I think he hat a donut and I got no,
he didn't. You're so fucking stupid. It's so dumb. Angel Seals are
Yeah, Comedy Club, Webster and a great week of shows. Saturday show.
I don't know who he brought back the agreement, but he brought some
broad bay In the green room. After the first show, she leaves.
Now that the green room doors locked. We start the second show. Doors
lock. The MC's trying to introduce him. I'm banging on the green room
door. Nothing. Finally we break into the green room. He's passed out
on the couch. It looks like someone punched him in the face with a
jelly donut. He's got powder and blood dripping out of his fucking nose.
I thought he was dead. Is he now? I don't know. I
thought he I don't know, for years or not. I thought for some
reason, you're saying that I thought he passed, but I don't know.
But I grabbed his feet and I'm like, man, wake it up,
like I didn't want dad. How did he get out? What was the
show like? After that? The first four shows were amazing, yeah,
and then the last Saturday night shows, So wa, I wake him up.
I go, bro, you got a show? He goes, what
show? I go, bro, there's people you're about to be introduced,
and then it just tanked. I'm sure that we had a we had a
refund everybody. He gets up on the stage. The smoking hot girl in
the front row with her, You have a dab a duce like cleavage.
Just stick it out. He motor boats, the girls stop it slime on
him, and then the guys sitting next to her is her father. Oh
my god, dude loses his mind, which I don't blame him. I
don't blame him. You get this like drunk high fuck dude come out to
the stage and just put his face and your daughter's chest and leaves residue on
your daughter's beautiful chest by the way way to go Dade. Yeah, so
we had a refund everybody. It was a nightmare. Hill. Could you
ever see anything like that? Did you ever do that? What? Coke?
No? Yeah, no, I don't know. I don't co well,
hold on, I left when I left Time, When I left Time
Warner in twenty seventeen, I did. I started doing some drugs. I
never did drugs the whole time I was at Time Warner could say randomly drug
tested, which I never got drug tested. So I did do coke for
a while. You did a little bit, Yeah, just for a little
bit. I dad didn't but nothing. I didn't like it. I don't
like drugs. I didn't like the smell. Did you went down the dark
tunnel? Is sucking dick for sorry? He's still done that you see in
the back in a minute. How is he not winning Funniest Guy in Rochester?
You got Doug Phelps on hearing this guy's ten times funny, right,
I listen, there's no money in that part. He's right, And Doug
and I like Doug, I think, and I think he's starting to do
some stuff at the clubs. And by the way, you need to start
doing more stuff because I gotta tell your audiences absolutely love him. And then
Bail is funny. He liked he'll been up for Joe Bricotta. Then he
never he didn't see one freaking tutta, he freaking what he heard his song.
He's gotta get some sleep. I gotta get sleep. I'm in my
fifties. You're don't stop to come those meat raffle gigs. Finally paying out.
Sleep is much more. This great podcast we do right, We got
this great podcast. This is a great podcast. I appreciate you having me
Oh my god, I was excited to have you on. I knew there
were stories. Man, are you kidding me? Bro six thirty on we
were here, I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna be in bed
right now. Literally, that's how old I feel like. I'm like you
was last night. I swear to christ I laid that with my kid at
eight thirty when you're both out, like, that's not what happens. Yeah,
but you're running it. Uh yeah, you know the club's always and
this and but yeah, of course he's gonna leave get it up for Joe
pricatoast. I think everybody loved after I loved Joe. I do like Joe.
But that's that's funny, and it's funny to pick up him. He's
got a good set to you. Me and Matt pissed him off that one,
the one time we had him on the phone. I don't think he
was pissed off. He was getting kind of a fan. He just,
you know, I like when Matt doesn't Matt. Matt comes low key when
you have brown back out, Oh that you know what? That was the
one I tweeted that you're not a big fan of that. No, no,
remember that Kevin Williams. No, Kevin was not boring, you know.
No, we want we wanted to go talk about football, but you
kind of wouldn't let us que him. You kind of help us back a
little bit, probably because I know how sensitive these guys. I would have
piss him off. He's he's he's on your show. I don't him off.
He's a nice guy. But what what were you gonna go out of
about? Can I answer? I forget now what it was something about,
Well, he's a Jets fan, you know something about the Jets and the
bills, I don't know. I will tell you this and like this,
this is gonna get out and this is gonna get me probably you know what
it's about. The new stadium is gonna get you canceled. But I don't
know that here. I don't think you get more canceled than this fucking studio
at packets, fucking Landing fair Ports. Who's gonna your landlord gonna cance you
here? Is this? But no, But like you know, people would
not want to come on or whatever. But I haven't had any of these
guys on. I will tell you that there are other guys in the sports
world that do not like him at all. Yeah, I had no problem
with him that I wanted. You really don't like like they think he's You
bring him up to a certain guy eyes that that work at TV and who
right, and they're like they want nothing, jealous of what he don't know.
I couldn't. I always thought he was good in situations like this.
Let's say more on the radio, right, because radio you've got more time,
you've got to get the commercial, You've got all this to here,
you can kind of go as long as you want or not. He talked
in sound bites, so he gave you, you know, enough information in
a sound boy, and then he stopped talking. You could ask the next
question, you could comment on what he just said. Some of these guys
just go and go and go and go go, and that's what makes it
tough. But I don't know. They didn't. They just never said nice
things to say about him. Ever, I don't have anything badness. I
know he's a nice guy. But the problem is he's your typical to me,
you know, typical sports guy. I'm a sports guy. Oh,
here we go right now? You know, I mean I so I get
it as somebody, as somebody who you know, as somebody who's the season
take a holder in Dallas. I know what it's like to have wait wait
wait wait wait, yeah you sad about this build. No, I didn't
know yet yet. I did not connect eleven years now, season ticket holder
or not. Me and my buddy are going on him halves. He's a
Giants fan, so he goes to the Giant scheme of year. I go
to one game and then we sell the rust. Yeah, well, what
if it feel bad? Ever? Really good? Again? They'll make some
money out but they you know, fail every year in the playoffs, so
you know, we just break even most years, but there's business. Some
years we've made some money. But I wanted to talk that day about the
PSL because he told me it was not gonna, you know, price out
the blue collar fan. And I'll tell you he's full of ship. I
agree with you. So, yeah, it's only seven hundred dollars a year
for twenty seven years, interest free, right for that ticket for that PSL.
But then the tickets are another, you know, thirty three hundred dollars
for the pair. And that's in the three hundred section in Dallas. Now
I got bill season tickets. I'm in Section one thirty two, and I
paid thirty one hundred dollars a year. Little ridiculous for that stadium. But
they're nicer seats. Yes, those seats are talking five to seven thousand dollars.
When they open us new stadium, add ticket price or PSL price.
PSL is gonna be. PSL is gonna be what do you think probably twenty
five probably three grand a year, three grand a year. Yeah, and
they gave you how many years? Because what they gave us twenty seven,
which is an odd f Yeah, it is a weird number, but I
thought some of the ten percent done. I thought in that range because Greg
talked about this too, that it was going to be maybe like twenty five
thousand dollars psl over that many years. So you're paying probably three grand a
year on top of that. It's crazy. It's builds. It will not
be the same. This is yeah, because it becomes you talked about Dallas.
I don't know where I was. I didn't realize you. Yeah,
you go to it. I missed it two. So it don't feel bad.
Most Cowboy fans, if you ask them, unless you go to a
playoff game, the atmosphere is just well because it's everybody else, it's everybody
else's fans. It's fifty fifty and the people that there are so rich they
could care less. Yeah. The first year I went on the two or
in two thousand and nine, it's like going to the Kentucky Derby. Yeah,
you're just being there to be seen, you know what I mean?
Like some of those parties, that's all. It is just like inviting O.
J. Tiers sleep, you know I'm saying. And yet at the
same time there's I really would like to talk to him, like, what
the fuck is life like for you? You're absolutely spit on the spit on
the ground when you walk by, right, they want nothing to do with
you. And you were beloved. You went from a guy you were hurling,
well it's twocases in an airport to get to your car rental or whatever
the hell you were doing, to movies and every I mean you were NBC
Sports, you were the guy handsome guys sports. Yeah, you know,
his son made a mistake, comes down to a woman. No, right,
you know you know what. His son got really mad one night,
did some bad things and he had a cover for him and he knew he
could get away with it. Yeah, how about that? Definitely what happened.
Who's Who's son definitely did it? Who's throwing there? Yeah didn't he
didn't? That theory almost get floated by you by him? I don't know
what. Didn't he write a book where if I did it? If I
did it? Yeah? Has anybody read this book? No? I never
never read it. How are the sales on this book? I don't know.
I mean I said enough for him to travel to Buffalo. I think
I think the money was supposed to go to the Goldment. Oh really yeah,
because you can't profit off of it. I don't think any of them.
He lost a civil trial to them, so he had to pay whatever
millions. Well he's supposedly I think it still gets judgments now for that.
So like this guy flew him in the buffalo. This guy paid for it.
But he's gonna get it. He's gonna get it. Text well,
he's got to be living pretty well. He's out golfing all the time.
He looks he dressed as well. He showed the inside of his house.
And I hear there's a lot of young chicks. Can you imagine like some
thirty year old chick who has no idea, or maybe she does, but
it's it's history because she wasn't around for the actual impact of it all.
And she, you know, her father facetimes for one morning and she's still
in bed and then I was like, who are you with? Oh this
guy? Or she has no idea and breaks it toward dead Listen. Even
in Rochester's got a lot of people with fuck you money. Yeah, And
the guy who lives across the street for me, he's got fuck you money.
I'm not gonna say what he does, but he's got fucking he hides
it well. But this is somebody like I could see when the US group
of guys getting together, one of them just say, you know what,
let's just fucking get OJ to come into town. And then all of a
sudden it's an idea and they actually make it happen. Let's get him to
be a nurfresome, you know, to play fucking god. Could you imagine
showing up somewhere, Oh, okay, OJ and O kill more of a
salmon go over. I wonder if you'd get thrown out on the east side,
you definitely would, I think, wouldn't you know? Some people at
O kill ask him if he showed up in the force. There's no way
I know the president of okill ask him, because I mean, seriously,
Jimmy Markley, I'll text our friend right now and find out what you Ridgemond
Country Club. They're taking pictures and post them on social media. But you
know that's exactly what happened. Somebody with some fuck you money and there's a
lot of fu you money guys. You're like, hey, let's get they're
all drinking one night and all of a sudden the next day they're like,
fuck, do we agree? How many times there's a fucking idea coming to
fruition with the beers all the time. Some of the best ideas, some
of the best ideas. I think a comedy club came over beers. Then
it all came I think that one works. Say that one worked out pretty
well. I don't know, BTV, how about that? That one came
over a lot of shots, and we still say, what the fuck are
we thinking? But it's going well. You had to turn away one hundred
people for that game. It's a great week. Don't talk to me in
June, July, and August, but the rest of the year is great.
The build up for Sunday was super boulesque. Man, it was,
it was, it was, And now you start to wonder, could they
actually go this year. Listen, we get a lot of Dolphins fans that
talk a lot of shit in the bar too. And last week everything was
fuck Buffalo, Fuck Buffalo, we want Buffalo. And yesterday they were crying,
I mean crying. It was funny leaving the stadium where and this was
like a new again. I was on different side of the stadium, right,
where's all these people? Probably right, so they but they're walking out,
there's some Dolphin fans there, and they go, ah, we'll see
you again in the playoffs. That's what a Bills fan said to him instead
of just definitely the other way over there. Because I and I actually did
a double take. I go, did I just hear this? Yeah?
Man, we'll see you again. You guys got a good team. I
go, that's absolutely different than I. Nobody jumped through tables where fucking Bill
was sitting. They paid for that. They hired a guy for it,
right, They hired a guy on the west side. Hey, we're going
to be TV. Did I need to hire this guy to jump through our
tables tomorrow for comic relief on the east side of the stadium? You know
what, that's the next fuck you money guy, fucking hire o J to
jump to a fucking table. Man, I don't know if he be at
to get back. Might be worth it, may be worth it, true.
All right, we'll close it out. Mark. It was a pleasure,
great stories, man. I love you, Bill, And let me
just tell you one quick thing. Uh, you have a ton of fucking
fans, man, I'm a cheer Dad, believe it or not. And
uh Penfield. So at the games, everyone's like, are you gonna go
out? Billified, You're gonna go on? BILLI fight. I'm like,
you fucking god ding right, I'm here now. We finally made it happen.
They will do it again. I would love to do it again.
I really would absolutely absolutely Matt Dallas still doing all right. Well, we'll
see. This week is the test. This is our buffalo of Miami week.
You know, forty nine ers this week? I know this is this
is this in Philly week? Are my my bad weeks of the year.
Don't fuck with you this week? What time's a game? Eight twenty eight,
twenty Sunday night, bro, and the Bills game is at nine nine
in the morning. Yeah, so you're gonna be there all day? Yeah?
Yeah, because they're over in London's and it's my day off. Usually
I just go in, I get everything set up, make sure everything's good,
and then I just hang out with my friends. I can't even drink
during the Bills game nine thirty in the morning, and my game starts today
twenty remember my game. I'll take a nap during the shitty one. I
can't. I gotta make sure everything's right. You own over the game.
Yeah in the morning, Sunday morning, and we're doing and eggs this week.
Yeah, let's push that all week. And by the way, Bobcat
go wait this weekend. Love Bobcat really really really funny. And then Bobby
Kelly, your boy. I love Bobby Kelly, dance solder Kevin Nealon,
come on, d Ray Davis. I got an unbelievable lineup right there,
because bobcasts from from Syracuse but not really and he is so funny and so
smart. I like, I remember seeing him years ago. I remember JJ
took me back Stag and he goes, he Billy, I wants you to
meet Bob Kat. Bob Ka this guy on a radio and he's like Hi,
like he gives it, gives his great build up, the old JJ
style, and then that was it. But that's a great solder who I
love the show Billions. Did you see him at the Comedy Seller? Didn't
you tell me about that? No? I didn't see him there. No,
I thought you were telling me about the snow. I didn't see him
there. But he's been here a few times and people love him great.
Is really funny and Bob Kelly is just one of my favorites, the best.
Yeah, I'm a big fan. And he's one of those old own
A guys. He would go on and he's just got the real quick sense
of humor and uh, a little softer in terms of like some of the
other guys would be a little meaner. He's more like tongue in cheek.
I really loved him. He's great, he's great comedy Carlson dot Carlson Comedy
dot com for ticket that's right, all right, and for Kevin yor bumps
for his mom today. And I know it's been the interesting week to say
yes, yes, I'm sure we uh we give you all the love and
wish you all the best for you and your family. I'm Bill Moran.
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