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How deep is everyone in on the
Catherine Princess Kate ship M I don't care

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about any of that. I am
in I am in deep, Tam and

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I are in deep. We've got
a group chat, I mean, our

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regular group chat of that includes just
the two of us has been pivoted.

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Normally it's about talking about you guys, but now we just talk about where

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Princess Kate might be. Okay,
so if she's lost, she hasn't been

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seen in weeks. Since this is
a member of the royal family months,

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I thought, you guys don't care
about that. We don't know. This

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is something interesting. A member of
the royal family has not been seen in

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months and is very They killed her, like they hate her, They don't

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like that. This is the one
they like. This is the one they

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like like. This is William's wife. She's going to be queen. Who

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could keep track of all these I
do not give a ship about the Royal

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family, but I do like give
a ship now that there's a possibility that

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the Royal family has murdered one of
their own and like or something like that,

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they all I think I think she
is leaving him, like I think

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she's launched the new Girlfriend today.
Yes, basically on Mother's Day. It

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was Mother's Day in the UK over
the weekend, and what they did was

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they released this picture of Kate and
the three kids. But it was so

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badly photoshopped that Reuters and the AP
issued a kill notice on this picture to

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say that yeah, to recall it, can't use it, recall it from

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every news outlet in the world has
gone to yeah, and the picture is

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so bizarre, like they've clearly like
colored over different like pieces of clothing.

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There are sleeves that aren't photoshopped in
properly. And then today we're recording on

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Monday, they tried to tweet that
she had done it herself, like I'm

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sorry, no member of the royal
family is fucking editing their own pictures that

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get given to the press. William
took the photo. They said, this

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is taken by William and it's like, what is no way, No,

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they have a professional photography. It
is that one. So you it's cut

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a little bit. You can't see
the like look at their fingers crossed,

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look at their fingers on left hand
side there image like it's weird shoulder on

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the kid too. Yeah. Wait, let me find like the are you

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kidding? Like the window the panes
of the week weird. Yeah, it's

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very weird. I think she she's
I think she might have had like a

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mental breakdown. And they're trying to
these kids mouths why they open like that?

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Can't they smile? I mean,
hundreds of years of inbreeding, living

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up to British, living up to
British. There, oh, here'll go.

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New York Times has got a picture
where you can see all the all

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the weird ship. There you go. She could Oh I didn't even see

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the tiles. Yeah, the tiles. The reflection in the in the window

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pane is kind of yeah, it's
it's it's black Mirrory type ship where they've

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just tried. I reckon she had
a mental breakdown. They put her in

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like a a like recovery like to
situation, and they're trying to keep her

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out of media eye for as long
as it takes to her fixed up.

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And like there has been reports because
when Harry and Meghan like did their exodus,

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they did that interview where they were
basically like, yeah, they were

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shitty to her NonStop and they made
life help for her, and obviously Diana

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has also, before she passed away, talked about how like awful it was

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being in a part. I don't
think they would have wanted me to speak

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queen. Yeah. Yeah, they
like about the royals, but I am

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I'm all in now. Yeah,
if this can lead to their demise,

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wildly intrigue, Yeah, that's the
thing. And if it can lead to

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their demise, I'm definitely interested.
I'd love to see this happen. It's

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never going to go away. They're
always going to just like manufacture in there.

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Yeah yeah, but it's wild.
And like in response to this,

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the the the British people on TikTok
have come out and been like defending it

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and being like this picture is so
lovely. A great job to Prince William

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for taking this. It's like,
that's funny like that, that's my favorite

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kind of British person, Like the
an equivocally like pro royal family weirdo who

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was just like, oh, I
love that person. I don't think I've

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ever had a conversation with someone like
that. Anyone I've ever spoke to is

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British is intensely apologetic about everything.
Yeah dude, Yeah you're welcome. Yeah,

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sure, Canadians no. My stepmom
really likes saw a family and one

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time she just went. She asked
me what I thought about Harry and Meghan,

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and I just went, Judy,
I could not care any less except

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for now, except for now when
maybe. Yeah, I was young when

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Princess dianadad and I remember being so
upset that her news coverage of her dying

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had meant that I couldn't watch Part
Rangers. I remember, I have a

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flashball memory, and she died.
I also remember coming home and my mum

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was like watching the funeral in floods
of tears, and I was like,

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you didn't cry that much when like, X member, you're okay? What

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I was under my legs that whole
time? I had no idea. What

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did you do to him? I
just kicked him real hard. Oh my

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god, I did I did?
Oh buddy, sweetie, But what are

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you doing under there? What do
you think was gonna happen? Jean?

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If you could isolate the sound of
Marty screaming and tame and just like crank

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it up? Please please? I
thought you love me? Anyway. We'll

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begin all right ten minutes, then
last again with the first recap of the

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latest episodes. Of JoJo's Beside Adventure
that what we have watched. The first

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one is called Toshi Kazu Hasamada parentheses
surface. It's not it's non parentheses surface

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on crunchy roll, where I watched
it, where the localization was something different.

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It was I think it was echoes
or something else. Surface is like

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emblazoned in the in the anime show
isn't it show off is what they call

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it. That's weird. It's almost
like anime is weird. The episode begins

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once again in Morio. This recap
is taken from the JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia Jojo

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wiki dot com. Thank you to
everyone that maintains that wiki and has filled

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out. We appreciate it. So
it's evening in Mario and we get a

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very death not like scene happening here. It reminded me of Lights of Room,

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Yeah, where a student is reading
a magazine and there's a TV is

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it radio radio I think is on
in the background, and they're talking about

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various nonsense stuff and then suddenly,
out of no way, you get a

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close up shot of him taking a
mechanical pencil and then jamming it in his

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eye. Oh yeah, pretty start
off with that, YT's get this party

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started. I was waiting for,
you know, writing instruments to be introduced

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here, and there's symbols of death
and look, I'm here for it.

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Let's go to you guys. This
really reminds me of the first scene of

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Part four. Do you guys remember
it? That was so many years ago?

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Refresh my memory? The hand?
Oh yeah, yeah. And so

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we basically get a long shot into
this living room and there's just a severed

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hand on a table. Oh yeah, I just I just bring that up

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just because we haven't really heard John, You've been paying attention this opening?

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Is that? How many times is
this for you? Watching this? So

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I have read the comic twice and
watched this is my third time watching the

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anime. Damn. Okay, we'll
call that like a lot. Okay,

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great, thank you, Thank you
for peppering that back in than you literally

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pay me to do this sometimes if
you get your shit together, yeah,

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you know how you'd be less busy. John is the only person who is

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like, I'm too busy to get
paid. Yeah, I have a long

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list of tasks that must be worked
through in a methodical order. Yeah,

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you know, it's not like I
have a thing to balance every month and

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make sure anyway inside baseball aside,
consider some sort of assistant employee or assistant

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help you out with that. They
were caught to Tom Amy, who you

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might remember as the really annoying scam
artist from the previous episode istting this guy

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back. You ain't done with him, fu Man. He meets Joski and

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Koichi at their school and he's got
information on another stand user that he believes

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is in town, and he shows
them a photograph of someone called Toshi Kazu

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has Amada, a student that's at
the same school as Joske, and basically

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explains what happened to Hazamada's classmate,
who it turns out is the kid who

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jammed the pencil in his eye,
and we learned that he actually popped his

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eyeball out. Have you never had
any fucked up eye ship? So I

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haven't. But in my secondary school
one kid did legit attack another kid with

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a mechanical pencil and tried to stab
him in the eye and so he so

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he got like below the eye,
but there was like a hole. Yeah

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that's bad too. God, I
was gonna say one time I blew into

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a pencil shop and I got pencil
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of bad too. It did suck. I had to go and they had

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to like, you know, put
I like eye drops in everything, and

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I was I had like burst blood
vessels and that kind of stuff. Okay,

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I don't know any ice ship for
you, Jeff. Yeah. Really,

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let's just or any or any trauma
you want to just unload here.

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Jeff, you played Dead Space too, Yeah, I know what you're doing

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there. Okay. Once and they
had to take like a scraping off the

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surface of my eye. I mean, look, I want that surgery.

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I want I want something. I
want someone to cut my eyeball so that

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I can see better because I I
just want to be able to like see

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better when I play hockey, and
I don't I can't wear glasses. Oh

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so you're a liability to your team? Whoaah? No one said that.

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No one said that, No one
said that question? Sure, yeah,

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what's wrong? What's wrong? No? You ask a question? Why do

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you think it's going to be a
bad question? Because I've never known you'd

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ask a good question? Wow?
Like that? I meant, like,

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how did you mean a question?
That doesn't have me frazzled. But go

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on, are you good at hockey? Jeff? I enjoy playing it,

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and I feel very confident and good
about how I play hockey. Yes,

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okay, when you show up to
training, what do you think your teammates

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kind of think training? Surely a
hockey hockey evening. I don't know hockey,

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the hockey thon. When you show
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mean a game? Yeah? I
thought you meant like training is like practice?

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That what you mean practice? Sure? Training, we only have games.

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But yeah, training is such a
cooler word than practice. Okay,

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sorry, when I show up to
a game? Yes, what was the

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question? Do you think your teammates
are kind of like, oh, well,

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they asked me to play for them? Yeah, like a sympathy thing

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or like what could be could very
well be, could be that I someone

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owes me a favor. I don't
know. It's kind of like the way,

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kind of like the way Tomamy hangs
around Koch. And that's that's exactly

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it. That's what I was actually
trying to lead back to. Thank the

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circle is complete, Josk decides to
investigate this has Amada Chap and he's like

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co is coming along for the ride. And they head to the classroom has

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Amada's classroom and look around for him
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they but he notices them. Is
that what happens? Yeah, that's that's

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right. And then they go to
his locker and punching his locker. Is

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he's crazy diamond to punching the locker
completely just right off the feel like there

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are more efficient, I mean not
efficient, but less destructive ways of opening

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a locker. He's no regard for
public property here whatsoever. He's just being

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in Yeah, what did my locker
at school have keys? Or like a

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combo min had a combination combination?
Who's a different country. We did not

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have lockers. We could not afford
lockers at our school. It was like

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keep your ship with Fi. There
was one time where there was this There

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was the locker that you didn't open
because it had someone's jumper in it and

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they had spilled milk on it.
No jumper is like that sweat is that

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pants? I know what jumpers are
now. I know they're like a one

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piece like sweatsuit. I understand that. What's for the most part, Yeah,

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it's like a one piece outfit,
right like jump jumper. It's someone

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is about to fetch their jumpsuit.
No, like, uh, the way

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I understand like a jumper outfit right
now is just sort of like a one

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It's like a one piece thing.
Refusing the phrase and jump soup. Yeah,

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maybe, yeah it could be.
Yeah, it's just a sweater jumper.

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What do you call a knitted jumper
sweatshirt? Sweatshirt? A sweater?

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God, something like that? Is
that? Is that right? We'll just

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move on. I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. I'm sorry to do this,

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just learning a lot of things about
you today. Can't see a tax dog

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doesn't know what the sweater is.
Definitely kicked the dog today. I can't

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take that back. They open his
locker of it's been fucking trashed, and

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it's like, I would like to
know how deep this locker is because the

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initial like, look at it is, there's nothing there. It's like,

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oh, here's a bunch of manga
and some normal things. And then they

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start like just throwing shit away and
throwing it out of there, and suddenly

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there's a full life sized wooden mannequin. They like touch the leg and they're

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like, what's this and then the
camera pans up and it's just a full

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human sized wooden dummy and they're like, oh, this is one of those

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things that they you can buy art
stores for, like posing anatomy drawing.

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And I was like, I've never
seen one that big in my life.

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They're usually very small. They're very
That's kind of the point, right,

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right, because you can bring it
around and I have like a human life

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sized one, and so you cannot
see a human. Yeah, you can't

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see all the angles of a life
size one as well, so you would

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be very limited. This was weird, guys, mh like, like practically

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weird, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, weird in the

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in the weird ways that animes tends
to go. This is just sort of

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like inconveniently weird. Hm hm.
Jo touches the mannequin thingy and is like,

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hmm, this is weird. And
then the the hand part of it,

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which is usually just like a rounded, stubby part of it, it

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begins to transform into an actual hand
and then very slowly turns into Joeske and

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emerges from the locker with his voice
as well. And that is when we

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learned that the wooden thing is a
stand. So does the stand this is

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the man? Is the mannekain?
We talked, We said that does it

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have to make contact with its prey, pray touch them? Is? Do

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you think that is the stands the
way the stand looks naturally, or do

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you think that it changed itself into
a wooden mannequin and then put himself in

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there? No? I think I
think as details roll out the rest of

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the episode, I think we do
know that for sure it is wood I

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think it's like, yeah, it
has to be wooden. I think that's

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how it presents itself. The stand
is called surface, Is that right?

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Surface? Yeah? If you're watching
the control, yeah, that's there's a

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discrepancy in translations. There makes more
sense if we're being Yeah, the surface

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is like I don't know, the
surface is written did you on the screen?

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They literally ride it into the cartoon. Yeah, it's called anime.

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It's not a cartoon. But I'm
sorry, I meant to say animation.

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Yeah, it's like a better word. Surface is basically able to transform into

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someone and also control their movements as
long as they are in eye contact range.

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So Surface raises his limbs and Joe
skate automatically does the same, and

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he uses this ability to like throw
make Joe skate like lash out and that

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violently elbows Kochi in the face,
which I thought he was the fuck out

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of Kochi getting just like there's no
way he's recovering from that. God like

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it's like a broken or something.
Yeah, because he's in the neck and

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it's just crunching noises. And then
he goes through a door as well,

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and it's just like, this poor
little kid can't catch a break. He's

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dead. They show his convulsing little
corpse with his tongue out and I was

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laughing at that because that just looked
funny. It's funny. It's a little

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punching bag. Is the punching bag
of this season. I'm sorry, Like,

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I love to see that little guy
get hurt. Yeah, it's great.

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Jeff and Jeff kicking his dog.
Yeah, Jeff looking at his dog.

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I'm changing Marty's name to Kochi.
That's what's happening. Baby. We

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have Marty screaming and then Jeff going
and just love to see that little guy

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get hurt. Yeah, this is
its effectiveness when you lay it out like

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that. Okay, it then surface
tosses a pen to Joe's care and begins

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to really intellect seeing people stab themselves
with writing devices. This stand, yeah,

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starts to make him poke himself in
the eye of it, and as

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that's happening, has a moda kind
of peers out from behind the lockers and

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believes that he's in safe enough situation, A safe enough situation now to emerge

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and introduce himself is a bit of
a coward, so he decides to.

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He comes out and he does his
whole leg give it the bigg and like

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I'm gonna kill you and shit like
that. But this is it was really

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easy to miss when this happens.
Uh, Koch's stand echoes mimics the sound

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of Joski's eye being popped or pierced, so he doesn't actually do it.

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He uses a squish sound and that
fools has amada. And also when when

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Kochi was slapped away, Joe Ski
also healed him because he's got his That

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was that was pretty cool. I
was very happy with that. Yeah,

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I was happy with that and simultaneously
not annoyed but just sort of like eye

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rolly about the squish thing because I'm
like, okay, you're just like,

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you're just a soundboard. Your stand
is just a soundboard, and that's fine,

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and it's going to be used for
a lot of this kind of stuff.

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But there, I'll give you this. It's pretty clever. Yeah,

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I understand what we're doing here.
And one they do later on they pretty

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clever. They actually don't use a
whole lot of that from this point.

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Okay, it's not a scapegoat,
right, they're not just sort of like

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relying on it is what you're saying. Nice, So they wish the sound

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effect ship. Yeah, they are
knocked out, and the Huzamas decided to

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duck out and go find Joe Torrow
is what they are off, all right,

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they're going to kill this dude.
You brought him from outside. It's

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a problem they're around in our business. Yeah. So they're walking, they're

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walking back through the school and has
Amada is getting very very upset about how

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every single girl in that school is
falling over themselves to talk to Joski and

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he's like, why why do they
not talk to me like this? Because

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you know, a little fucking freak. Then they called Joe Tara's hotel room,

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and this is the real, uh, Joski caused Joe Tarra's hotel room.

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Wait, did we miss the bit? Where isn't the girl from the

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next episode, Like doesn't she look
out of the window and see both of

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them? Yeah? Yeah, she's
like, yeah, I was one of

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the girls hanging on around on this
girl for in particular. God, I

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love you. She's so cool.
She's my favorite so far without a doubt.

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So she like is introduced briefly.
So the real Joek and Coach he

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decided they're going to call jo too
to warn him, but he's his phone

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is engaged as busy, which means
they figure out that the other Joe Toro

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Joek has probably called them, So
they decide to go and pursue. Coach

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and jo decide to go pursue has
Amada and then like he he like puts

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his hand on a bike or something
like that. As they do that,

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like he's walking by and there's like
a couple of bikers there and he like

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puts his hand on the bike and
it puts some blood on it, and

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these two bikers are very upset by
that and they kind of attack it.

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Yeah, they decide to attack has
Amada, which he uses surface on them

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and basically takes them out super quickly, and then Hazamada goes full psycho and

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pulls out a box cutter, and
it's like, I'm gonna cut your mouth

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open. Yeah, this this has
matter lot. He's got a bad attitude.

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Yeah, I just think he's a
bad egg. I hope I'm not

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saying that twenty sixteen. When did
when was the manga? Oh? Late

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nineties, I think, okay,
yeah, oh no, so is this

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like no, I just think like
this, I don't know what between the

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between the pencils and the eyes and
the razor blade in the mouth, I'm

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like the Rocky just like or is
Christopher Nolan just someone's inspiring, someone with

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a little bit of like joker bullshit. I feel like, oh I was

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dark and when both of those things
happen, I kind of thought, like

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this is gonna be awful. I
was like kind of Columbini because of the

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way that he's kind of like expecting, like why aren't the girls interested in

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me? Like attacking? Oh my
brain didn't go there. I think it's

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late nineties like that was very much
the hysteria in America. Also, there's

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a lot of like urban legends around
mechanical pencils and pencils. Yeah, I

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feel like he's he's selecting stuff that
students naturally have access to that are dangerous.

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So he's about to cut his face
open when suddenly a glass shod appears

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and like hits them and it knocks
them off balance. Surface catches the shod

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and then basically Joe Ska reappears and
he's like, haha, I got you,

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and he repairs the glass shod so
that a bottle forms around Surface's right

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hand. Cool, it's it's stupid, it's so cool. It's so fun

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cool. Yeah, I love it. And it he shatters it afterwards,

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right, and it like removes his
wooden hand, like it splinters the hand

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off. He becomes David Dukovney and
Zulander for a second. Nice. Nice

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what's that guy's name in the movie. My friend went dressed up as him

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for Halloween one year. We all
did a big Zoolander thing and it was

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I love how he's like the last
famous, last smart models. That's the

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best part of like the whole bit, because he's not like one of your

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face jockeys. Yeah yeah, he's
like, no, you're freaking idiot.

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Explain to me how the bottle.
Okay, so what happens the bottles he's

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holding the shot, and then Jos
uses his like that uses his and then

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he forms the bottle around around the
shot. Got it? Got it nice?

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Thank you. If you think about
it, he would have to have

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thrown a very specific shot as well. Yes, that's what I'm saying,

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high high level of difficulty, very
high. So uh, that kind of

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like makes it harder for Joe Skir
to pass himself off as the real one.

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So has Amadas like, put your
hand in your pocket and we'll just

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use that as cover. Has Amada
also realizes that the plan is kind of

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now in danger because you know,
Joe Ski is on their ass, and

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they decide to run to the location
where they've arranged a meeting with Joe too.

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He arrives at like a railway and
then here he has a siren announcing

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that an oncoming train is on the
way and decides to take a detour that

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would make it longer for him to
get to Jo Toro's location. But what's

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actually happened is Coach has used his
stand to replicate the sound of an announcement

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and a train to trick haw's Amada
into believing a train was coming and force

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him to take a long, longer
route. I love ass plan was good.

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I thought it was good. It's
great, very funny. Joski and

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Koaching managed to meet the meet Yoto
first and they warn him about has Amada

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and surface. But then suddenly time
I get to this scene, I always

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think that Joe too has been the
one who's replaced. Yeah, because he

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has his hands in his pockets and
you're like, here, it's just because

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he's a cool guy. Yeah.
Suddenly Joe's kid picks a pen out of

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Yotoro's pocket like his coat pocket.
Slick, it's slickly animated. Right.

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And then then like with a TV
show in the UK when it was like

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how not to get a cold pocket
by yeah, pickpockets and street crimes and

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stuff, and they would teach you
the ways that you'd get pickpocketed so you

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could guard yourself against it. Yeah, it's like his BBC show from the

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early naughties. I want to say, it sounds like propaganda. Yeah,

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and that's why you never have pens
when you're around me, Jeff, because

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I steal them more. How do
they know that they didn't actually just train

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a generation of pickpockets in it,
and now World Sleep agents activated by this

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episode of Jojo. Sorry. Behind
them is a window what they thought was

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a window anyway, or a mirror
reflecting them back out, but actually the

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reflection of Joe Ski was actually surface
behind the window. So he's using he's

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using his ability to control them and
be in line of sight from behind that

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window, and he uses his control
to try and stab Joe Torrow in the

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neck. But as it's about as
he's about to get stabbed, those two

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bikers from earlier up here and just
grab Hazamata and start beating the ship out

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of him. Silly. I love
it. I love this stupid ending,

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Like yeah, because like Joe told
them him and they're like that Joe's is

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a great dude. Yeah, he
told us where we could find you.

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See, I will, I will
go back. I did not love the

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way this wrapped up. I thought
it was a little too. I don't

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know, I get it right,
It's silly. Yeah, we we took

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such a fun and inventive way here
and then we're sort of just like these

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guys came back and just beat the
ship out of you know, I don't

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know anyway. We also the bit, remember the bit where as Mata takes

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a rock to the head of the
previous villain. What's his name? The

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little blood? Oh yeah tom oh
yeah, brick Jesus he he whooped them.

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Yeah, Tomummy is owned. So
while Joe while that is happening,

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Joe K taken out his frustrations on
the doll and Joe to Josk and COOCHI.

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Later they oversee has Onmana being transported
to a hospital. But at the

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same time they're being observed by a
stand and it's Red Hot Chili Pepper,

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the electric from earlier. Yeah,
he's hanging around. I mean like,

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okay, slapping some bass. I
feel like I feel like a Rockie really

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wants Read Hot Chili Pepper and his
stand user to be like a big deal.

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And I just don't think he is. Like he's like holding him at

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the end a lot, right,
Yeah, And it's like, no,

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this ain't this ain't the guy come
on that that electric crow you have is

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just not doing it for me just
yet. That digimon that you have,

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yeah, digon, isn't he you
know? I'm with you. Yeah,

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it's sort of like I'll be back
next time. You know, you're like,

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gos, shut the funk up.
Yeah, and going from do o

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to and whoa, it's yeah,
yeah, we'll get there. We'll get

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there. The next episode is called
You CaCO Yamagie She Falls in Love Part

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one. Okay, were we are
on the cusp of a group of episodes

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that I have just been so excited
to watch with you guys. Show off

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is like surface is like fine,
it's okay, Yeah, it's episode.

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It's fun. Yeah, now we're
getting to the fun ship. This episode

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got it hooked me in such a
big way, just because I'm like,

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yo, we are entering like a
horror kind of arc here in a in

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a fun kind of way. And
there's something about uh cocko that like,

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I don't. I'm equal parts like
terrified and also intrigued by her and I

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don't. It's fun. Everything's fun. I'm a big fan of What's going

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down is Awesome is one of Michelle's
favorite Jojo characters. Yeah, Michelle,

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I was watching and I was like, oh my god, this takes me

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back to being you know, fifteen
and embarrassing ways to get your crushes attention,

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but without having the confidence that she
has. So I posed to the

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panel, what's the most awkward thing
you've ever done to get your crushes attention?

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I punched the guy. Yeah see, oh wait, that's a thing.

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By the way, that is a
thing. Yeah, and the cush

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was the crush was the guy?
You punched your crush? Yeah? Yeah,

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okay, okay, I think that
that it was. I mean,

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it was. It was very awkward, and it was just like that was

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the one conversation I think we ever
had and I never was it like because

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she beat him, that's why.
Yeah. Yeah, but I think I

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got awkward about it. So I
accidentally definitely they punch a little too.

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Oh that's right, because it was
physical violence. Okay, dog kicker,

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Okay, you deliberately punched your crush. I accidentally confused my dog for an

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ottoman. There's a difference. I
confused my dog for a home intruder.

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00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:22.280
I shot my dog. Listen.
Uh, that is a thing, though,

405
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:27.519
that is a thing, like and
you know, this is not an

406
00:34:27.639 --> 00:34:30.519
endorsement of that, but like I've
definitely seen that throughout my childhood, of

407
00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:38.039
like that specific relationship of like mostly
girls punching boys. Oh god, I

408
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:43.840
thought you were talking about shooting home
intruders, dude shooting dogs primarily yes,

409
00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:45.760
yes, yeah, I mean like
other than that, it was just like

410
00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:54.119
the standard you know, vague booking
on MSN messenger updates, or like logging

411
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:58.719
out after they log in so then
they stick get the notification that you've logged

412
00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:04.519
in on shit dick away messages yes, or just like an unhappy face and

413
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:22.119
being like I think, more powerful
than a camelcased cryptic alternative font annoy.

414
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:27.440
They should have other people. I
know. See I've been with Michelle's so

415
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:30.920
long that the Internet didn't exist when
you were first, and it didn't like

416
00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:35.800
social media was like just kind of
getting started. And I think I was

417
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:38.239
also like kind of a late bloomer
when I was a teenager, so I

418
00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:46.320
wasn't really like like hot. Yet
you can say it's so weird because there's

419
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:52.519
just Ireland is such a culture of
shame, like no one really hits on

420
00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:58.519
anyone in the typical ways. It's
all it's very like you nearly don't want

421
00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:02.239
to admit it, you know,
weird. Okay. I was d so

422
00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:07.320
I was entirely focused on video games
and anime, so I was like no

423
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:10.760
time for that. What did you
say me you were what kind of you?

424
00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:14.280
I didn't hear you were what?
I was a depressed fat kid,

425
00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:17.159
so oh, I was just like, I'm just going to focus on the

426
00:36:17.360 --> 00:36:21.599
things I like, and it is
anime and video games. I had really

427
00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:25.039
bad acne up until the age of
about seventeen or eighteen, and then nearly

428
00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:32.599
immediately met Michelle. Sweet damn wow, that is ideal timing. Yeah,

429
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:38.519
wait, Jeff, what about you? What are we asking? What's like?

430
00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:45.119
Oh, what's like the worst way
you've ever hit on someone? Like?

431
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:49.119
Do you have any embarrassing moments?
Yeah? Come on, Oh no,

432
00:36:50.519 --> 00:36:57.480
no, nothing like super embarrassing.
I don't know, I don't I

433
00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:01.719
too. Did meet Stacey very young, and I dated a little bit before

434
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:07.960
her, but it wasn't really like
anything super serious or meaningful. Yes,

435
00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:13.000
I guess the second I like this
kind of yeah, the second I like

436
00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:15.320
grew up, I guess after all
the other you know, I like,

437
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:20.679
did? I kind of met Stacy
soon after that? So I do remember,

438
00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:22.199
and I do think back to this
and be like, what what the

439
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:27.199
fuck were you doing? And I
used to have a huge crush on like

440
00:37:27.400 --> 00:37:34.320
my best friend's older sister, and
I think she was maybe two years okay,

441
00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:40.559
And one night, one night I
am I called over to his house

442
00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:44.719
and I was like, hey,
is Michael there? And she was like,

443
00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:46.679
he's actually not. Pretty much my
whole family it was. She answers

444
00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:50.800
the door and she's like, he's
actually not. The whole family has actually

445
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:52.039
like gone down to Cork and I
just stayed here. And then she was

446
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:54.360
like, do you want to come
in and hang out? Bro? I

447
00:37:54.440 --> 00:38:00.320
was like I was, and I
actually just go no, oh, I'm

448
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:04.880
okay. And then she goes what
and I go, I do want to

449
00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:07.960
hang out? Yeah? Okay,
And so I went in and me and

450
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:10.880
her ended up hanging out the whole
evening and like nothing happens or anything,

451
00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:15.599
but we had the best fucking time. It was like so chill and it

452
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:20.000
was so nice and like we watched
some movies and it just really cool.

453
00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:22.840
And then like I was leaving and
she was like, you know, she

454
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:23.920
like gives me a huge and she's
like, you know, you can come

455
00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:27.119
in, like Michael doesn't have to
be here for you to come and hang

456
00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:31.840
out. And I was like,
and I never followed up. You seen

457
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:37.440
anything with it, you know?
And I was like, fucking bad for

458
00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:42.000
this girl as well. She was
like my teenage crush, and to this

459
00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:45.639
day, I'm like, what the
fuck is wrong with you? You know

460
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:53.280
how old are you? I think
maybe like fifteen, no legal two years

461
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:58.199
seventeen? Yeah, maybe no,
sixteen. I might have even have been

462
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:02.400
I might have been like thirteen ish. Okay. Now then in that case,

463
00:39:04.039 --> 00:39:08.159
okay, ye, I don't think
there was any now in city,

464
00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:12.679
I don't know. It was a
very wholesome evening. Do you still know

465
00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:15.519
her? Like, are you in
contact with hers? Now? I think

466
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:22.000
she's I think she's a patron.
Now why did you tell that story?

467
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:29.079
Because I just remember she follows me
on everything. Jane body listeners, please

468
00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:34.960
don't tell me that's awesome. Jane, you screwed up. You could have

469
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:39.199
been in a relationship with super ipatual. She married. I was at their

470
00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:45.440
wedding. Oh god, you know
what's up? Yeah, she's still cool.

471
00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:51.599
Jane is really good. Jane,
if you're listening to this, send

472
00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:55.320
me a DM. We'll get you
on the podcast. Yeah, I'll interview

473
00:39:55.400 --> 00:40:02.880
you as John has gone right red, It's great. He's just a tomorrow

474
00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:08.679
colored human. Now. I was
starting that story and I was like,

475
00:40:09.800 --> 00:40:17.079
surely this can't lead to it always
starts that way, doesn't it. Yeah,

476
00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:25.599
yeah, he was such a wholesome
boys, it's a cute story.

477
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:30.000
I had a I had I dated
a girl like early in high school and

478
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:35.679
her sister I was I met her
sister for the first time, and I

479
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:39.920
was like way into her more than
the girl I was dating almost immediately.

480
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:45.639
That's not a cute story for the
girl you were dating. Yeah, well,

481
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:47.760
I'm not going to say the name. Say it. Maybe she's a

482
00:40:47.840 --> 00:41:01.519
patron of let's let's wholesome my best
friends the same guy, different guy later

483
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:05.519
in teenage years, I kind of
looked back now and think, oh,

484
00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:09.559
I think that dude was like really
in love with me and I never copped

485
00:41:09.599 --> 00:41:14.119
it, and I was just like, oh, this guy sure has some

486
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:16.599
strange mannerisms about him, but boy, can he play some fucking street fighter.

487
00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:23.480
Is this the one that randomly disappeared
one day? It is? Damn?

488
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:29.480
Did I tell that story on this
podcast? Yeah? You yeah,

489
00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:35.639
John? Yeah, it feels like
maybe I share too much? Is the

490
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:39.599
not true? I did? I
do know now that I think about it.

491
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:45.480
I remember there was one girl that
was into who was like super into

492
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:50.559
trainers, like these trainers, and
she's been trying to get sneakers. She's

493
00:41:50.559 --> 00:41:57.079
been trying to get this very specific
model of trainers and could not find it.

494
00:41:57.159 --> 00:42:00.519
And I was she was very offline
and I was very online, so

495
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:04.320
I was like, no, easy
for me. So I like track down

496
00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:07.920
these trainers. They were pretty expensive, and then bought her the trainers as

497
00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:10.039
a present, not expecting anything in
her town. By expecting like you know,

498
00:42:10.519 --> 00:42:14.880
just like a little closeness there,
acknowledgement. You gave it to her

499
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:16.760
and she was like cool, thanks, and I was like, fuck,

500
00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:22.800
oh, that was the last time
I bought trainers for a woman. Never

501
00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:27.840
again. I think either, I
think if no interest, don't accept the

502
00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:30.920
trainers. That's that's on her time. Yeah, you can't accept gifts if

503
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:36.360
there's no you know, yeah,
feeling behind it right, like like example,

504
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:39.920
you know it's fine, it's fine, she's dead now good, Well,

505
00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:45.239
I could say good good, Joe
King. I'm joking, calm down.

506
00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:52.719
In college, I I maybe like, was you know, really crushing

507
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:55.400
on Stacy and you know, like
she would give me the time that she

508
00:42:55.639 --> 00:43:00.519
ran up and kicked her dog or
like it's like not enough for for for

509
00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:02.840
me, you know, I wanted
this to be signed, sealed, and

510
00:43:02.920 --> 00:43:07.880
delivered, and I want to feel
like she probably took advantage of that,

511
00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:13.159
and like and like, let me
like write a paper or two for her.

512
00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:21.199
Here, let's let's tell yeah,
it's something to hash out. We've

513
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:23.239
talked about it many times. Like, you know, she took advantage of

514
00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:28.880
me. I love that you remember
what papers they were, just like film

515
00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:34.199
theory stuff like that, nothing really
important, just stuff you can bullshit your

516
00:43:34.199 --> 00:43:38.159
way through. So when I started
going out with Michelle and my like,

517
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:42.840
I you know, my acne had
cleared up, and like I was feeling

518
00:43:42.920 --> 00:43:45.159
like, okay, girls are paying
attention to me. Now, this is

519
00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:51.239
this is going to be fine.
And Michelle was like basically the first person.

520
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:52.800
Well, no, I was.
I was dating someone else the time

521
00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:58.079
when I met Michelle, and then
I met Michelle and stopped dating the other

522
00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:04.400
person, but then started dating Michelle
overlap, no OVERLAPO. And but rememberin

523
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:07.000
a weekend is what we're saying.
But I remember talking to Michelle and kind

524
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:10.119
of being like, just so you
know, I want to be completely honest

525
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:14.840
here, I am not looking for
anything serious. I'm kind of you know,

526
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:19.239
I'm very young, and i think
we can both agree that, like,

527
00:44:19.320 --> 00:44:21.440
you know, there's a lot ahead
of us, and like this isn't

528
00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:29.159
like it, and she kind of
just goes no, She's just like,

529
00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:31.199
no, I think we're probably going
to be together for a long time.

530
00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:35.719
And I was like, yeah,
we're the soldiers, Okay, okay,

531
00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:45.239
sure thing, and well she fucking
showed me yeah again on we are very

532
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:50.480
happy. But we are very happy. Whether I like it or not,

533
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:55.199
I have We should get back to
talk about the episode, probably, but

534
00:44:55.800 --> 00:45:00.760
I'll leave you with I for a
few years, a couple of years when

535
00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:05.239
I was at school, because I
lived right next to school, everyone knew

536
00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:07.159
where I lived. And there were
a couple of years where I got a

537
00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:12.920
Valentine's card through my front door and
I have no idea who it's from,

538
00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:16.199
and I still don't know to this
day. Definitely not one of my parents.

539
00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:21.360
I know the handwriting. I think
I still have them back at my

540
00:45:21.440 --> 00:45:28.360
mom's house, and I've just I
never know, I've never known similar experience,

541
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:31.000
but I am convinced it was,
if not one of my parents,

542
00:45:31.119 --> 00:45:39.599
someone's parents because I was a hideous
child. Hidious, Okay, I don't

543
00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:45.920
think you probably were not hideous I
got better. We need to say Okay,

544
00:45:46.039 --> 00:45:51.119
next podcast, I will try and
dig it pictures great. Uh.

545
00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:57.960
Joska and are discussing what has I'm
either revealed after and Joe To interrogated him

546
00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:01.079
at the hospital and has a matter
basically said, I don't know anything about

547
00:46:01.079 --> 00:46:06.719
Red hot Chelli Pepper as user,
but STAND users. It gets a bit

548
00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:09.039
of philosophical and it's like stand users
are bound to meet each other. There's

549
00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:15.599
like threads that connect them so eventually, you know, has this idea ever

550
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:19.440
been introduced before? I can't remember. No, It's basically destiny, isn't

551
00:46:19.480 --> 00:46:22.400
it. Like yeah, because this
is kind of a this is kind of

552
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:24.760
a thing in JoJo's that stand users. I think it's just out Rocky's way

553
00:46:24.840 --> 00:46:29.719
of pulling them together. But it's
the idea that stand users really have this

554
00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:32.719
like gravitational pull towards each other.
Yeah, I mean I get it that

555
00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:36.440
they can like, oh, they
are the ones that can see each other.

556
00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:39.280
Like certainly there's that, but I
don't know. I also think it's

557
00:46:39.320 --> 00:46:45.119
like, why, you know,
allow this no name stand low level guy

558
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:50.280
to like be the one to you
know, have that information. I mean

559
00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:52.800
they needed to get it out there
so they could have the rest of the

560
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:59.000
episode, Kelly Pepper do that.
It's the setup for for the Yuca co

561
00:46:59.159 --> 00:47:02.639
stuff. As a side note,
I love the drawings of Hasmata just beat

562
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:09.559
his ship in the hotel bed.
They're fun. Suddenly they see the Koichi

563
00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:17.119
and they see Kochi and one of
Okoyasu's classmates, a girl named Yukako Yamagishi,

564
00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:22.159
and they at a cafe and they're
like, oh my god, he's

565
00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:27.880
with a girl. I believe the
phrase why is he looking so cool drinking

566
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:34.199
tea? Like tea or something.
It is so funny. Their reaction to

567
00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:42.079
him simply having tea with the girl
insane, is like just flabbergasted that he's

568
00:47:42.199 --> 00:47:45.440
having what is looks like from a
distance and behind a building slash tree or

569
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:51.679
whatever, it was, a date
with a girl that's an upper classman,

570
00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:55.239
to the point where he can't even
contain himself, where he is exploding with

571
00:47:55.800 --> 00:48:04.400
like tears and laughter and horror.
Get it to get jealous and then season

572
00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:07.760
he's an innocent boy. He's just
like, why don't the girls look at

573
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:10.760
me like that? His voice is
also like that of like a forty year

574
00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:16.719
smoker. Yeah, that guy voice
fact is very prolific in anime, and

575
00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:21.480
I love him. He's so he
was like fifty eight when he voiced this

576
00:48:21.840 --> 00:48:25.679
high school student. Well canonically,
yes he is thirty seven. No way,

577
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:30.920
there's that kid. Why no he's
not. How is that? Okay,

578
00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:37.920
he's in high school. So cut
to this, like cut to the

579
00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:43.239
date, and she's just confessing her
love to Coch. It's just like I'm

580
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:45.159
in love with you or she's like
I like you in that way. Yeah,

581
00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:50.239
and everyone is love is blind ass
shit, it's just like we spent

582
00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:54.360
fifteen minutes together in the Pods.
I love you. Everyone is very shorandle

583
00:48:54.440 --> 00:49:00.119
it's very short. But he's also
like very overjoyed by He's like, oh

584
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:08.360
ship, girl likes me. Kochi
doesn't like immediately like respond and reciprocate that

585
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:15.199
love, which sends her into a
bit of a rage and she rejection.

586
00:49:15.400 --> 00:49:19.360
Rejection is tough to deal with it
the best of times. Okay, Yeah,

587
00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:22.760
she like flips over basically flips over
the table, but she like knocks

588
00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:28.800
over the drinks and is going a
bit crazy with it. And then it's

589
00:49:28.920 --> 00:49:35.760
like comes her senses and is ashamed
and then leaves Yukako is is like very

590
00:49:35.840 --> 00:49:38.719
surprised by you. Gocko's like a
sudden outburst of temper And he's sitting there

591
00:49:38.800 --> 00:49:45.039
drinking his colar and then suddenly realizes
his drink is a color is iced tea.

592
00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:52.440
He is he's drinking soda. Adams
suddenly realizes that the glass is full

593
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:57.440
of hair, and it's like real
gross looking. It's such a disturbing shot

594
00:49:57.559 --> 00:50:02.360
and it's so well drawn, and
that's look like a thing totally totally.

595
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:07.159
It looks like the way they do
the mimics and the type the typhon in

596
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:15.599
the prey. Yeah, like the
weird way that it all moves, symbio

597
00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:20.920
venom, Yeah, Baonetta because it's
had Yeah, big Bandetta energy. We're

598
00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:25.840
about to embark on. Also anyone
else I'm going to point that, Lucy,

599
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:30.519
You'll be the one that, like
I can understand where I'm coming from

600
00:50:30.599 --> 00:50:32.239
here. Is this a gross thing? Is what you meant to me?

601
00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:37.760
Okay? Did any particular like emo
song from like the two thousand start to

602
00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:45.159
play in your head when all this
hair stuff begins showing up? Maybe what's

603
00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:51.440
that Black Parade? Not Black Parade
is before Black Parade? Helena Chris No,

604
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:53.519
no, not Mike Camra, like
a different band, different artist.

605
00:50:53.920 --> 00:51:00.880
Well, Chris Carabo, you know
that is Oh oh, what's the song?

606
00:51:05.199 --> 00:51:13.039
The lyrics screaming infidelities. The lyric
is your hair is everywhere? This

607
00:51:13.199 --> 00:51:16.360
is make it for great podcast list? Sorry, yeah, from this copyright

608
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:22.960
for some reason turns giving information into
a fucking cryptic game. Yeah. Well

609
00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:27.440
I eventually got there, and people
who know the song will get a nice

610
00:51:27.480 --> 00:51:30.800
pop from it. I'm sure I
enjoyed seeing him with joy that broad jet.

611
00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:36.679
Yeah. When you when you pinpointed
me, I was like, oh,

612
00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:42.800
like some gross internet thing, some
smiling No it was. It was

613
00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:45.960
two thousand and I was like,
I forget that. That's my other core

614
00:51:46.079 --> 00:51:51.559
pillar. Yeah, you know you're
the mount rushmore than person of there.

615
00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:54.239
Hell yeah. The next day you
cocko approaches. Were you about to say

616
00:51:54.280 --> 00:52:00.960
something? I was, but it
was just another tangent. Okay, Okay,

617
00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:05.400
I guess I'm just gonna say I
think for me, I was lightly

618
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:08.199
too old for like the kind of
emo scene. I think I was looking

619
00:52:08.239 --> 00:52:13.599
at Emo from New Metal and being
like that ship's not legit, which,

620
00:52:13.639 --> 00:52:16.119
in hindsight is very funny when your
favorite bands are like Poppa Roach and Limb

621
00:52:16.119 --> 00:52:20.920
Biscuits. I don't think it's an
age thing because those two things were happening

622
00:52:21.039 --> 00:52:23.239
simultaneously. I was, I was, I was going back and forth between

623
00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:28.480
the two. I had no ALLEGI
okay, I was very much on the

624
00:52:28.559 --> 00:52:34.280
emo side and like had no time
for Corn or any of that other still

625
00:52:34.320 --> 00:52:38.760
to this day, Corn and slipknot
Nirvana, the distiller's whole my chemical.

626
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:44.039
Well, you are combining. I
don't want to be combined there. I'm

627
00:52:44.119 --> 00:52:46.679
just as far as like the new
metal stuff is concerned. Oh man,

628
00:52:46.719 --> 00:52:55.360
I was like a trivia boy,
a phenomenal band slip and was maybe a

629
00:52:55.440 --> 00:53:05.800
bit later but right enter Shakari showed
up on my Instagram today again in Dublin,

630
00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:09.159
and I haven't thought of them in
years. That's I went to see

631
00:53:10.280 --> 00:53:14.800
never like blew up here. I
feel like the way they did over there,

632
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:19.360
but I was that one album they
had sorry You're Not a Winner or

633
00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:27.320
something. The next day you got
tries to approach Koichi and apologize and does

634
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:31.559
this by like going completely overboard and
being like super affectionate, and it's like

635
00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:40.320
it's just why thee Later and like
he's like feeling trapped and suddenly he's looking

636
00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:44.639
for an excuse to get out of
there and also express that like he's not

637
00:53:44.760 --> 00:53:51.719
interested. And at that exact moment, another class member comes in and because

638
00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:53.159
he's like cleaning the classroom, and
he's like, you've got to take this

639
00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:58.920
trash out before the next class comes
in and see by the bell. Huh.

640
00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:04.159
I didn't have to clean my classrooms
when I was a kid. It's

641
00:54:04.239 --> 00:54:07.400
a very thing. Yeah, I've
seen it in enough different anime. Yeah.

642
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:13.480
I think it's like one kid over
here. Yeah, Dylan to clean

643
00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:15.800
up after himself. I don't know
he does, but not his classroom mom

644
00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:21.280
saying he should clean his classroom.
You. Goko interprets this as a challenge

645
00:54:21.400 --> 00:54:30.039
and a threat to her love for
what's his name, and decides that she's

646
00:54:30.079 --> 00:54:36.360
gonna she's like walking away, and
she pursues her and then gets into a

647
00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:38.199
bit of an argument, being like, you stay away from Koch, you

648
00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:42.320
homewrecker. I can smell it,
you got you smell like a whole that

649
00:54:42.480 --> 00:54:45.440
kind of ship. I love when
she starts talking like that because it's like,

650
00:54:45.480 --> 00:54:50.440
wait, yeah, who is this
girl? Yeah, he's my man,

651
00:54:50.679 --> 00:54:53.920
And she's like what the fuck.
But like she she plants youkka plants

652
00:54:54.000 --> 00:55:01.840
some of her hair on this this
girl. And and then it gets real

653
00:55:02.000 --> 00:55:07.119
wacky. Whacky is a word for
it. I love it. This is

654
00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:12.760
this is just misery. Like this
show, this, this arc is becoming

655
00:55:12.880 --> 00:55:16.840
misery in a really ye it is. Yeah, you know, so the

656
00:55:16.920 --> 00:55:21.920
girl is like, I'm gonna tell
everyone that she likes Koichi as if like

657
00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:28.760
to embarrass her. And at that
moment, like the hair basically like emerges

658
00:55:28.880 --> 00:55:35.119
and like goes into her mouth.
It twists around her tongue, tongue looks

659
00:55:35.159 --> 00:55:37.280
like it's about to cut up her
tongue because it's so tight. Yeah,

660
00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:42.039
it looks like pigs in a blanket. It like for a for a second,

661
00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:45.599
we had what I assume is the
cover of some like death metal album

662
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:53.199
somewhere of like pressed snatched up.
It's some fucking sari. It was.

663
00:55:53.639 --> 00:56:00.840
It was intense. What's what's shabari? It's like that Japanese bondage, oh

664
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:14.920
stuff like the inter in popular popular
new metal slash SMM bands. It's very

665
00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:25.079
into it. Uh. Also,
my friends let me know what they say,

666
00:56:25.159 --> 00:56:30.400
let me know what they say.
Good points with that that the they

667
00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:34.199
also seem to be signing next to
a furnace or a fire somehow, like

668
00:56:34.400 --> 00:56:39.519
a fire erupts nearby and and her
and her hair catches fire, so she's

669
00:56:39.639 --> 00:56:44.400
like trying to She also goes to
a bucket and tries to put the like

670
00:56:44.519 --> 00:56:46.119
drop water on her head, but
it doesn't. Well what happens, is

671
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:52.360
it like empty or no? Knocks
it over? Yeah, her eyes and

672
00:56:52.440 --> 00:56:57.719
she can't see. She knocks it
over. Your hair trails from the furnace

673
00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:00.000
to her her head. Yeah,
so does serving because at some points she

674
00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:05.800
just has one really long hair committed
for hid. Yeah, it's just this

675
00:57:06.079 --> 00:57:09.440
is fucking brutal. It looks so
horrible. Well, this is where the

676
00:57:09.559 --> 00:57:14.199
horror arc starts for me, Like
the second they do, I guess more

677
00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:16.679
like the hair and the soda.
But like now that we're doing this,

678
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:21.440
I'm like, oh, we've got
we've got hair horror like you know,

679
00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:25.440
ring kind of shit going on like
into it. At the moment, she

680
00:57:25.519 --> 00:57:29.239
looks like she's about to burn to
death. Basically there's no one around,

681
00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:36.000
and suddenly suddenly the fire goes out
and Oku is there with his stand the

682
00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:38.960
hand and erases the fire. I
think, okay, stand is probably my

683
00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:45.880
favorite stand all of them so far. I feel like it's so cool,

684
00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:50.039
Like if he became a really good
fighter and combined that with like the stand

685
00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:55.840
ability of like erasing space between you, that's such a cool idea. John

686
00:57:55.960 --> 00:58:00.800
is is ok in the Jojo Fighting
Game, I leaves, so, yeah,

687
00:58:00.320 --> 00:58:02.440
have you used him? Does he
do that? Like can you like

688
00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:07.360
screw up spacing with his standarbility or
anything? Oh? Yeah, you can

689
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:10.159
like pull on eraised space and it
works a kind of like a scorpion harpoon.

690
00:58:10.559 --> 00:58:15.400
But yeah, it's it's cool.
That's awesome. I might going try

691
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:22.880
and mess with him there. Jos
And basically realized that Yukoko is bad news

692
00:58:22.519 --> 00:58:29.480
and begin the investigation. Kochi and
jos And later meet to discuss what to

693
00:58:29.519 --> 00:58:32.679
do with this whole Yukako situation,
which I'm sure everyone has had that friend

694
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:37.920
meeting being like what do we do
about this person that I do really love

695
00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:44.039
the bit where right after Yukako sets
the girl's hair on fire, Okiyasu and

696
00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:47.320
Joek are like, she's probably not
probably not going to do it. Yeah,

697
00:58:50.800 --> 00:58:53.760
So they decide they decide also,
like the the the whole stress of

698
00:58:53.840 --> 00:59:00.159
it is impacting Koch's grapes. It's
like, uh, they slipping because he's

699
00:59:00.199 --> 00:59:07.519
so stressed out by Yuka. He
sucks in English. He's so stressed out

700
00:59:07.559 --> 00:59:10.960
that his English has gone bad.
So they eventually decide what they're going to

701
00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:16.440
do is bismirch Koichi's reputation and like
present him as a as like a bad

702
00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:22.039
person. So she wraps scallion.
Yeah, so she is like not into

703
00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:27.559
him anymore. Solid strategy. No, no way, that's not going to

704
00:59:27.639 --> 00:59:31.320
work. So she's walking by.
Yukako is walking by, and Joska and

705
00:59:32.159 --> 00:59:38.360
very loudly started ship talking. Kochis
saying that he's like shoplifted, among other

706
00:59:38.480 --> 00:59:43.880
things, and he's doing like crying
all money and that money borrowed money,

707
00:59:44.000 --> 00:59:46.679
never paid them back, and he
never keeps his promises. Yeah, he's

708
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:51.280
unreliable. I love, Like,
what a great thing to just say that

709
00:59:51.519 --> 00:59:59.599
they never keep their promises. Joska
do that and Okay, do that.

710
00:59:59.719 --> 01:00:02.480
But meanwhile, Coach, he's at
home. He's just trying to like wait

711
01:00:02.559 --> 01:00:07.920
there and figure out what happens later
on. He's like nervous and then he

712
01:00:07.000 --> 01:00:12.639
kind of like gets in bed and
he sits there and then like a proper

713
01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:16.679
horror moment. They show the window
of his room and she's just there like

714
01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:23.199
such a great shot. Light strikes
She's like there like ringo ship, like

715
01:00:23.320 --> 01:00:30.199
she's just out there looking in and
obviously he freaks out and she kidnaps him,

716
01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:36.320
Yeah, and takes him to some
sort of secluded villa where the owner

717
01:00:36.519 --> 01:00:42.159
is on an extended vacation and won't
return until the summertime. Yeah, it's

718
01:00:42.199 --> 01:00:45.800
like what some like corporate guy and
he's just got at I do want to

719
01:00:45.880 --> 01:00:49.400
know, like, what's the connection
between her and the corporate person or does

720
01:00:49.440 --> 01:00:53.159
she sculpe out kidnapping? I think
that dude's dead in the basement, yeah,

721
01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:57.679
covered in head full of head,
like that's like hair coming out of

722
01:00:57.760 --> 01:01:06.199
his mouth. It's gone down into
his choked he's hair now. So he

723
01:01:06.360 --> 01:01:10.519
realizes that you Gocko is a stand
user and then kind of plays dumb and

724
01:01:10.599 --> 01:01:15.199
he's like, she explains that she
was shot in by an arrow, which

725
01:01:15.280 --> 01:01:19.480
obviously is our pal from the previous
episodes trying to find new stand users,

726
01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:22.840
and he plays dumb. He's like, oh, have you ever met anyone

727
01:01:22.880 --> 01:01:25.119
else with that power? Like and
she's and she's like Nope, never met

728
01:01:25.119 --> 01:01:30.239
anyone, so he's he decides to
keep quiet and maintain some sort of surprise

729
01:01:30.400 --> 01:01:37.559
advantage with his stand. Kucko has
prepared a breakfast for them, but the

730
01:01:37.639 --> 01:01:44.639
way that she's feeding him is via
a English quiz or some sort of quiz

731
01:01:44.719 --> 01:01:50.360
system where there's three items and hidden
by boxes, and she asks a question

732
01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:53.719
and depending on his answer, if
it's wrong, he has to eat the

733
01:01:53.760 --> 01:02:00.800
item behind it. The first question
goes fine, get something like the random

734
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:06.639
the reference to prince? What does
a prince's music you know, translator in

735
01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:10.119
Japanese or something like that, But
what is it like prince uses the term

736
01:02:10.840 --> 01:02:15.159
it's the talk. Yeah, it's
like like funky that's not funky music,

737
01:02:15.239 --> 01:02:20.000
And it's like, how is that
translating Japanese wild music, fantasy music or

738
01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:22.519
something else. I was like,
it's a weird one as well. It's

739
01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:29.719
like primitive music. It felt like
a I don't know, like bad translation,

740
01:02:30.000 --> 01:02:34.199
yeah, like a really bad translation. But he picks the one he

741
01:02:34.239 --> 01:02:37.199
thinks it isn't is that weird one? Yeah, primitive or whatever, and

742
01:02:37.280 --> 01:02:45.519
it's correct and he gets some boiled
eggs as a reward. Yesterday, don't

743
01:02:45.559 --> 01:02:51.119
knock them eggs After this, the
next part of like a good Poached Egg

744
01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:58.519
too much work in that though fancy. The next part of the breakfast quiz

745
01:03:00.679 --> 01:03:06.320
involves the second question, and amongst
the items that he may be forced to

746
01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:12.679
eat is a bar of soap asparagus
that has been rolled in dictionary pages,

747
01:03:13.199 --> 01:03:19.159
which is hilarious, and corn flakes. Corn flakes made of English phrases,

748
01:03:19.679 --> 01:03:25.199
like papers with English phrases written.
It was so weird, and he decides

749
01:03:25.280 --> 01:03:31.760
to He starts to pick an answer, but notices like her grimacing and getting

750
01:03:31.800 --> 01:03:36.679
angry at the one he's about to
pick. The changes and then she identifies

751
01:03:36.760 --> 01:03:44.039
that as cheating and just loses her
mind and yucaco he tries to leg it

752
01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:46.400
coach. He decides to try and
run away. He runs towards a window,

753
01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:49.840
which I'm not sure what he's planning
to do, just like leap out

754
01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:55.880
of it, but Yukacko restrains him
because she's planted hair on him previously and

755
01:03:57.039 --> 01:04:00.360
kind of lifts him up to the
ceiling and then she just bounces it and

756
01:04:00.480 --> 01:04:03.440
she's like, no one's gonna come
and get you, So we've got plenty

757
01:04:03.480 --> 01:04:11.079
of time to make progress and improve
your personality oh, and I swhere the

758
01:04:11.239 --> 01:04:16.760
episode ends. Fucking Kathy Bates ass
mother, this is I can fix him.

759
01:04:17.960 --> 01:04:25.480
Have a fucking episode. This is
this is the horror here is so

760
01:04:25.760 --> 01:04:30.400
palpable and I really I'm into this
one, man, I'm feeling it.

761
01:04:30.519 --> 01:04:33.480
I think it's also one of those
episodes where you can really see the advantage

762
01:04:33.559 --> 01:04:38.639
of not having a let's save the
World storyline, where it's like you could

763
01:04:38.719 --> 01:04:45.400
just hyper focus on these just weird
little scenarios. Also, I think this

764
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:49.800
episode, if it doesn't have the
first it's one of the first uses of

765
01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:56.000
my favorite one of my favorite pieces
of music from this that like the creepy

766
01:04:56.239 --> 01:05:01.079
strings to play t is like looking
at They get such good use out of

767
01:05:01.159 --> 01:05:04.639
that. And oh, it's I'm
excited for where we're going, guys.

768
01:05:05.079 --> 01:05:13.760
These next two episodes are two of
the episodes I have been just chomping at

769
01:05:13.760 --> 01:05:17.360
the bit to watch with you guys. Hell yeah, very exciting, exciting

770
01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:25.039
times ahead for Jeff. Jeff's bizarre
adventure real quick before he finished up and

771
01:05:26.199 --> 01:05:31.679
just wanted to I guess just mention
the passing of legendary manga creator Kira Toriyama.

772
01:05:33.559 --> 01:05:40.920
It's really hard to think of a
single person who has defined the industry

773
01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:46.559
around him more than Toriyama, Like
he's he's one of the only people that

774
01:05:46.719 --> 01:05:53.119
you could say is comfortably more influential
than Iraqi. It's no disrespectful to Iraqi.

775
01:05:53.239 --> 01:06:00.719
It's just the absolute, like global
impact this dude has. We got

776
01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:04.159
the news that he had passed away
last Friday, and it was heartbreaking really,

777
01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:09.199
Like I did not expect it to
be such a good punch, but

778
01:06:09.320 --> 01:06:15.039
that man, like his output,
I think genuinely changed the trajectory of my

779
01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:17.280
life like I wouldn't. I don't
know I would have started making YouTube videos

780
01:06:17.840 --> 01:06:24.320
if I hadn't started making videos about
the works this guy had inspired as well

781
01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:28.519
as his work and by extension,
I don't know that like all of us

782
01:06:28.559 --> 01:06:32.360
would be here doing this Like that
is literally the reverberations this man had yeah

783
01:06:32.480 --> 01:06:35.480
through the planet, and it just
would have felt it would not have felt

784
01:06:35.760 --> 01:06:41.400
right to let this podcast pass and
not just you know, honor the man

785
01:06:41.519 --> 01:06:44.880
for everything he's done. Yeah,
I saw someone tweeting about like this guy

786
01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:51.000
not only inspired like generation of other
mangaca and anime, he like inspired people

787
01:06:51.119 --> 01:06:57.000
to go to the gym and like
be better people generally, and like that

788
01:06:57.159 --> 01:07:00.880
is what dragon Ball did. And
like there's like stories about how you know,

789
01:07:01.239 --> 01:07:04.719
in in certain Latin countries or like
I can't remember which, I think

790
01:07:04.719 --> 01:07:13.360
it's Mexico. Like they would like
have public gatherings to watch certain episodes and

791
01:07:13.519 --> 01:07:18.320
they would be illegally streamed, and
like Toeian Tsunami or whoever it would would

792
01:07:18.320 --> 01:07:21.519
get into contact with the government and
be like stop doing this, and the

793
01:07:21.559 --> 01:07:25.639
government will be like no, this
is like it means everything to us.

794
01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:30.760
Like dragon Ball was like the national
symbol for a lot of the culture in

795
01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:35.719
those parts of the world, and
it is like it is his legacy is

796
01:07:35.920 --> 01:07:40.320
firmly secure, Like there's gonna be
no one. I would be surprised if

797
01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:45.800
anyone reaches that level of success and
influence ever again. But like because it's

798
01:07:45.840 --> 01:07:49.920
not just dragon Ball, it's it's
dragon Quest, which is the other major

799
01:07:50.559 --> 01:07:55.920
thing in Japan, like either Love
Dragon or Dragon Quest. Yeah, what

800
01:07:56.000 --> 01:08:00.559
do you say, it's Chrono Trigger
is Chrono Trigger? Yeah, Contract is

801
01:08:00.559 --> 01:08:03.800
another huge one. There's there's manga
he did before dragon Ball as well that

802
01:08:03.920 --> 01:08:08.320
people just Slump was huge, Yeah, Doctor Slump was huge, like you

803
01:08:08.400 --> 01:08:12.719
can and there was like an outpouring
of support from various people, including people

804
01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:15.519
in the manga industry. And you
could tell how important it was when like

805
01:08:15.319 --> 01:08:19.239
the creative Naruto is out there being
like, I cannot believe this one piece

806
01:08:19.439 --> 01:08:23.720
older is like I would not be
here if it wasn't for him. And

807
01:08:24.119 --> 01:08:30.279
it's just like there's every anime like
one punch Man, Demons Layer, every

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every popular bleach like Kubo Tito was
out there just being like this guy changed

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or he let us believe that we
could make manga. So yeah, And

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I guess what I'd say is,
you know, if anyone is ever curious,

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like I know, like dragon Ball
Z and stuff like has a very

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specific kind of reputation, I really
challenge anyone to pick up volume one of

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dragon Ball with Little Kid Goku and
not just have a fucking blast reading that.

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It is so funny, it is
so charming, it is so gorgeous

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drawn, Like if you've never read
the original dragon Ball mine, yeah,

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please just do yourself a favor and
pick it up because it is it is.

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It is such a beautiful work of
art, and I think everyone should

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just at least have that little piece
to know what this dude was capable of

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like just a total master of his
craft, and I have so much respect

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for someone like that. Yeah,
I think the other thing that really stuck

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with me was like how prolific or
how overwhelming the outpouring of love for him

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was. And I was like,
he's he was clearly quite a private guy.

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But my like, I thought,
like, I wonder if he knew

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he had this level of impact like
it did. It's one of those situations

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01:09:41.520 --> 01:09:45.039
where everyone says it was like,
it's sad that people only speak about people

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who they like all the work that
they love when they're gone. Like I

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thought, like, I wish he
could have like seen this, And the

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same thing happened with Mirror when he
passed away. I was like, I

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don't know if that guy realizes how
profound an impact he had on world around

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him. So I guess, like, you know, if you love something

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and you care about the works of
people, like let them know what you

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can. Yeah, you never know
what could happen, but yeah, you

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know, we should do everything we
can to celebrate the artists we love,

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which in a way is kind of
what this podcast is about exactly. Yeah,

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thank you for listening to another episode
of chespist Gent can't speak any more.

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Jeff Chesspi's Our Adventure. John,
we up to work and people find

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you. You can find me on
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Alat. You could reach out to
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Let's go. Yeah, I'm h
everywhere and we'll see you next time.

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Bye bye, Jeff. Jeff's Bizarre
Adventure is hosted by timoor Hussein, Lucy

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01:11:09.439 --> 01:11:14.079
James, John super Eyepatch, Wolf
Walsh, and Me Jeff Backlar. Our

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post producer and editor is Jean Luke
Sepke. Our logo is designed by Justin

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Boshon and Jesse O'Brien. Thanks so
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