In Birmingham, Alabama, where the planes stretched wide, lived a trucker named
Rich, with his own license down in short ride driving his big rig from
Don's first Light, he yearned for love, felt lonely each night. One
lucky day, he met his gal, sweet Betty Loo, with eyes like
the sky and a heart that was true. Their love was wild and she
couldn't get enough of him. They'd laugh and they'd love till the daylight grew
dim. But Rich had his worries he'd be gone for days, so he
thought of a plan. In the cleverest of ways, he loaded up on
sex toys with his overtime pay to keep her satisfied when he was away.
Then, on a haul from Bama to New York City, he met a
fella named Jimmy whose tail was a pity. A trailer of sex toys fresh
from China's Don Juan for pennies on the dollar, better grab and be gone.
Rich hitched up the trailer to his big old rig. Told Betty They're
online store would be big. Betty was thrilled. They'd make quite a pair.
Little did they know trouble was in the air. One morning, at
dawn came a knock on the door. It was the law and they hollered,
you're done for sure sex toys in Alabama. Oh yes, sirree,
they're illegal. Rich was in cuffs. It felt so surreal. Betty's name
wasn't registered, so she was relieved, and with Rich behind bars, she
felt so deceived. Then the cop who arrested Rich gave her a wink,
leaving Betty was more than enough time to think. The cop brought out Rich's
confiscated toys, shared them with Betty like newfound joys. She laughed and she
loved, Her heart felt anew, while poor old Rich had not a clue.
Oh Rich's wild ride down a bumpy old track with dreams in the rear
view and trouble on the rack, Love and laughter turned to sorrow and size
Rich's wild ride with tears in his eyes. Rich got out after doing his
time, looked for Betty, hope things would be fine, But there she
was, with that cop by her side. Rich's heart broke and he swallowed
his pride. But that ain't the end, No, not by far.
Rich kept on trucking, now under the Texas Star. On a job to
Houston. Rich found his new start a lady named Lola who stole his heart.
Sweeter and sexier, lovelier too. Every visit to Texas, their passion
just grew. Oh Rich's wild ride from heartache to joy with dreams in the
rear view and love to employ. From Alabama to Texas, love knows no
end. Rich found a new sweetheart, a lover, a friend now legally
playing with new toys to their hearts, content, laughing and loving, no
time to lament. Rich found new dreams in the lone Star state. With
Lola by his side, he sealed his fate. Oh Rich's wild Ride is
now a sweet love story from heartbreak to happiness in all its glory, love
and laughter. In the Texas sun, Rich's wild ride his new life has
begun. So if you're driving through Texas and you see Rich pass by,
wave and give him a holler, He's no longer shy. For every mile
he drives with Lola on his mind. Is a Southern tale of love, redefine and