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And we are very much back.
How do you say that in Italian?

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Ir? We you're back, Thank
you very much. Lapsed fan Wrestling podcast

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WWF European Rampage nineteen ninety three from
April of nineteen ninety three, the post

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Prestlomania tour of Europe and a time
when it was still quite better. Milan,

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Italy. It's the city and a
unique destination for your coach. Heres

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as we crack into it, and
it's broadcasting live on Diretta Plus according to

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the logo on my screen, And
it sounds like this nothing wrong with that.

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Yeah, that's fine. It's kind
of like at a Monda of night

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Raw feel the opening montage, Yeah, they have like it's like it has

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that feel and then it opens into
that kind of that nineties logo without the

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raw part, right, the old
from the era video game. Yeah,

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and the early credits of Raw.
They show irs and Bam bam and all

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kinds of European countries and landmarks too, show France and Spain and Italy,

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which is kind of strange. This
must be the same channel that broadcast wrestling

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matches from all those European countries,
not just Italy. I don't know why

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they'd show. It's kind of it's
kind of a graphic for a European rampage

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tour as opposed to this, Yeah
right, this particular show. So maybe

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if you watch some of the aforementioned
cards that broadcast from this tour. In

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Spain, for example, they use
the same opening montage. They show Steiner

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hitting Roun or Brett, the headshrinkers
all that, and the WF logo,

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the gold one flipping around like it
does at the beginning of the Money at

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raw yept. So it's fortum milano
us. I'll go April twenty fifth,

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nineteen ninety three, and we're welcomed
in by the one and only Dan Peterson,

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who, according to this translation,
opens with sporting friends, Welcome to

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the Asago Forum for the nineteen ninety
three European Tour of the World Wrestling Federation.

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We have some great matches for you
tonight. Steiner Brothers Challenge Money Incorporated

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for the World Wresting Federation taking title
Undertaker versus Yoko June. That's amazing.

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That's one of the tallest against the
heaviest undertaker, one of the tallest tallest.

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That's one thing we can say about
him, Yes, and then former

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champion Brett Hitman Heart versus Bam Bam
Bigelow, and he says, now,

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let's go to to Coula, Mexico. Here is the mattador Tito Santana entering

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the ring for the first match.
Here's this is what it sounds like when

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he said it in Italian. I
mean he's for TV Trinusia Forum Yasaro Pare

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nineteen ninety three. Miana a Cheta
Manta Tree Europeans Tour for the World Wrestling

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Federation. Pay on the concis hemis
coach a fer boy question seta signer brother

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c Spreenal money and corporated Tito,
the Kopia, the World Wrestling Federation Undertaker

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culture Yokozuna or the pew Alta cultuil
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hit Man arc Bam Bam bigel Better
prem Hey, Hey, for some reason

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not not not not not not not
not not not not not na b dun't

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don't don't but boom boom boom boom, dumb butter but no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no no no tint Tito and his

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black and gold Matador gimmick. Yeah
not the pink and uh teal one and

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yeah no this is this was the
towards the end. He started wearing this

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towards the end, the black and
gold. Uh definitely, uh like late

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Uh. I don't know if it
was like ninety two he started orf.

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It was really early ninety three.
Fascinating we started doing it. Yeah.

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I don't know if the word for
viva sounds like fuck or what, but

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my translation says, here is the
matador Tito Santana entering the ring for the

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first match, Tito Santana, the
Matador fuck Mexico. It quotes Dan Peterson

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to say, maybe maybe that's what
it is, and his opponent none other

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than Doink the obnoxious Clown, or
or as the as the ring announcer says,

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the evil clown doing. Is that
Joe Fowler on the call? I

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think that's Joe Fowler ring announcing,
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the other guy. It's the guy. I forget his name already. I

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can't remember. Yeah, Mandy Garcia, it's the other No, no,

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no, this guy was there for
a long time too. He was the

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secondary one to uh hold on,
let me take a look here. I

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think as he was making his way
to the ring. Dan Peterson says,

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of doink. Yeah, I know, I know it's not tonim is it.

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It might be that I don't think
Tony Chimill was there, but I

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always mistake Tony Chimmell with this guy. Uh ring Bill done? He Bill

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done? Bill done? No,
No, not Bill done? Wait a

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minute? No, yes, okay, wait a minute from well done?

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No, that's Stephen done, Kevin
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think. Yeah he was a announcer, Yeah, right, he was.

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He worked as a merchandiser for the
W for nine and a half years and

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was a ring announcer for his final
three. Absolutely amazing. Yeah I remember,

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Yeah he was that kind of right. Yeah, he was a fucking

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oh he's a hog T shirt he
did. But that's you know he did.

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Uh you know, I'll show it
if we canna find his face here.

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Yeah, yeah, this is that's
him for sure. God, he's

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such Can you do your imitation again? Oh? Perfect? So as Donk's

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making his way to bring Patterson,
says Peterson. Peterson says the audience doesn't

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like his presence, and we see
that everyone is standing up to say,

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hey, doink. We don't like
it at all. Hey, doink,

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we don't like your presence. Go
back to the store and get us something

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new. Yeah, you don't want
to see what's in that present, that's

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the thing, right. So here
we go, titos named as much as

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Matador interchangeable. Here red white and
blue ropes, clean, plain blue apron,

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that's all on point blue mats on
the floor. Here comes my build

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one picture. Yeah, there he
is. Looks like it's like a character

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and curbed yeah, right, or
a rapist. Well, it looks like

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you know, he you know what
he looks like. He looks like uh,

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Bob Backland's unsuccessful brother, right and
Andy Richter put together right exactly.

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So what this is, by the
way, doink music. It's very it's

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very important and sp it's a little
different. It's not the exact same thing

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that that we would get it.
Also, it repeats very quickly, which

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the in in America that doing music
does not repeat that quickly. It stays

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on the on the very dark you
know, the dark version. For a

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long time, I don't I don't
remember it repeating like I don't remember ever

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hearing the traditional circus version ever again
in the times, I watched it on

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TV. You know, it remained
dark, so I don't know they're doing

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over there with a frown and there's
maniacal Doink laughs. Opening contest European Rampage

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nineteenninety three two Santana versus Doint.
There's a matchup for you. Does does

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Tito ever talk about wrestling Doink in
his book? No? Not well,

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he mentioned it briefly as somebody that
he wrestled in the Twilight on his WW

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front. I just wonder, I
wonder what you know, Tito Santana a

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fucking legend, a guy, a
journeyman wrestler in the w W WEE been

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there forever one titles, you know, just one of you know, not

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in terms of of this whatever,
but you know, I think he can

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safely say one of the greatest.
You know. And here he is in

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Italy and he looks across the ring
and he has to wrestle a fucking goof

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and a clown outfit. Like what
is he thinking having to wrestle this fucking

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idiot that Vince just trying to tell
him something? Yeah, Like, you

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know, here's a guy who's who's
you know, he's he's wrestled, Uh,

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fucking Don Morocco. He's wrestled Greg
Valentine, He's he's wrestled Demolition,

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He's wrestled Brick Martel, He's wrestled
Sean Michaels, Randy Savage, Randy Savage.

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And now he's wrestling a guy dressed
like a clown. And and then

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there's doing That's right, I know, m Tito chance break out. The

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show, as uncompetitive as the matches
might be, has a nice and crisp

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look to It looks major league.
Yeah, it does get your old w

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to be a black and gold banner
hanging from the rafters. Yep, yep,

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Doink out for the handshake, but
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and soaks in the jeers instead of
accepting yes, yes, Doink dodges a

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lock up. Early had mugs for
the crowd. Big time delay tactics here.

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Hey, you know, I didn't
realize something about this, about this

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match from particular, I did not
know that I was a referee in Malon

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when I was twelve. O,
my god is that you has a lot

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of very similar character. You know
of physic trends, profound sense of sorrow

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is being felt. So after avoiding
the lock up three times. Tito just

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turns us back to drink, like
the hell with this, and of course

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immediately Dork attacks him from behind.
Idiot, come on, irish whipped duck

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and Tito with a drop kick in
a right hand and Doink pulls the referee

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in between them and they all laugh
at that in the crowd. They think

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that's pretty funny. Yes, of
course, Tito the side headlock, rabs

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the ponytail does Doink from the headlock
position and let's go as soon as the

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referee checks on him. Push off
Dan Peterson. You know he's uh,

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you know, he shows some bias
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because the crowd chants for Tito and
then in comes Peterson channing, channing

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along, and I don't think that's
fair. Yeah, that's that is some

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bias there, tee. T t
I kind of get away with that push

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off tackle down, goes Jink over
the top and he stops on a dime

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Doink now mugging and turns him around
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Push off tackle over the top and
a leap frog and Tito dunks him on

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the head in the exchange. Then
a push off and a hiplock, but

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it's a blocked and then Doint goes
to the eyes of Tito, and of

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course, of course here's that for
sure. To the floor goes Tito a

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doink, lays on his back like
an upside down turtle. Six of that

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on the campus. He giggles like
a fucking toddler. I'm pretty sure.

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At one point, Dan Peterson says, he says, Santana savice, which

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is not a bad appetizer order.
Honestly, it is not. I've heard

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I've heard good things about it,
all different kinds of shrimp in it.

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Is that what it is? Although
I understand that enchiladas are also pretty good.

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Yeah, I guess enchilado's are pretty
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swear to God, sorry, sorry, I guess enchilado's are very good.

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I guess they're very good. Right
there is that he guesses they're very gooddos

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are very good? My god,
Oh my god? Are they? Jeff?

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Are you sure here's one for you? Uh? Peterson says, Santana

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after a good start down one,
two, three, four. The principle

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of desire Santana, Here's is that? Is that? Uh? Is that

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kind of the the blending of of
of Doink and uh uh, Tom Prichard

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the pretty much the clown, the
clown prince of desire ship. You nailed

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that one. Yeah, when you
quoted him saying, Tito Tito. What

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he's saying, according to this translation, is Santana. Here's the voice of

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the audience, t O t So
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it makes it acceptable. Apparently don't
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he says Terry Taylor at one point, and it made no sense at first.

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Then I realized there were dark matches. Yes, that makes sense.

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So Doink brings Tito back in by
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laughs at that one. Uh.
Donk goes to work on the arm now

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and he does a yeah, here
here I got I got him. He

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counts with this, he counts with
the beating on the arm. Here is

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doing gray se do you say Santana's
in occhio? As sounded like that's what

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he said, now, Santana is
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And speaking of which, it should
be noted that Doink could put a

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creepy orange flower faced lapel thing in
the corner before the match, as he

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did to show a close up of
it continuously. They always do that,

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They always do that. Yeah,
that's what they would have, the little

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the what do you call it,
the the spraying flower thing, right,

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gimmick? Whatever the fuck? That
is like a carnation almost, but a

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gimmick right right. They keep flashing
an advertisement for a company that looks to

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be g I G. I don't
know what it is. At the top

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of the screen, Doink cranking an
armlock, right hands to the shoulder.

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He pulls him down and you can
hear I feel like you can hear Matt

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Bourne's voicing, no no, no, no, no cranking. He's into

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the arm. Tito rises up and
corner's Doink. Doink marks him in the

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eye, hammer lock into the corner. Is Uh is blocked and Tito fires

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out with right hands, a bit
irish whip, and he bends down for

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the backdrop and he takes a knee
from Doink, who goes right back to

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work in the arm. Doink then
whips that Tito in the corner, sidesteps

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and Doink goes into the post.
Tito then runs them over with the lariat,

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throws some rights a duck and an
atomic drop and then an inverted atomic

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drop on doink and then a flying
forearm yep connects with the El Paso del

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Burrito. What is it called?
The flying burrito with Verde sauce? There

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fruit a sauce scores and uh,
hey, can I have what does you

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mind getting me? That man chatters
with the Verde sauce. Oh please,

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I need the verdict sauce. Can
you do that? Is that a thinking

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you do? Jerry ordered, Jerry
Law order the Perverde sauce and in Minnesota

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you get the Verne sauce. Good
one, that's really good. Actually,

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imagine Laala rubbing his hands together.
Was seeing Cinziah his autograph session. You

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know, you know, he was
like, can I have a wack of

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He had many letters from many teenagers
in Italy. Oh absolutely absolutely. He

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invited them for like a steak of
cheese in Cleveland. Oh come on,

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you can have fucking you know,
don't don't invite him over at his hotel

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so we can make homemade ravioli in
Italy for exactly exactly So what right costume?

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And now that he's off payroll again, he's subjected himself to roast.

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Imagine it's going to be at the
lahouse. Oh my god, can you

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make a lot of Instagram very nervous
about the pictures that he's going to be

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taking in his house now that he's
off payroll and that he's We did it

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years ago now, and it was
the ultimate okay, describing him. That

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wasn't even years ago. It was, well, we did I don't care

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what it was. We did one. We did one not too long ago.

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I think we did one when when
with Terry Funk, I think we

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were talking about fucking Lawlor at Christmas. I mean just him sitting down tonner,

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he takes a shower. It gets
changed himself. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. The fact that he does
all he does, all the things,

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he does, all the things that
you would do with the family, but

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by himself, all right. Like
he sets the stockings up like he's got

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like four stockings, all right,
Like why does he get four stockings above

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the fucking you know by the fireplace? All right? When there's only one

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of him, you know. And
and he'll go to he'll go to bed

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for a little while, but then
he's gonna wake up to put out the

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gifts. Stop stop, Okay,
right now. Okay. He puts out

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his own gifts, so sad his
own stockings, wraps his own gifts okay,

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then opens them, puts the next
morning and acts surprised. He goes

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on the line in November twenty fourth
and he clicks something he wants from Amazon.

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The package is delivered from the logistics
center to his doorstep. He takes

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said package. He puts it into
his closet until December twenty third, at

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which point he takes the package out
with full knowledge of what's in there.

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He wraps it and then he puts
it under his own free and then he

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wakes up on Christmas morning and he
had wraps the same box that maygan on

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his doorstep a month before. He
stuffs all four stockings. Okay, he

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stuffs all four stockings. He puts, you know, email, how people

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will put the the money in the
envelopes. Yeah, and they'll put him

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on the tree. He does it
for himself. He puts cash and envelopes

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and puts them on the ja.
This year, I I can't do this.

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I can't go there right now.
It's not even the season. First

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of all, oh God, and
then I just you know, and then

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I think I said this when we
did this, But if I didn't,

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I picture him, you know,
on Christmas Day, and again he waits

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until dinner, you know, and
he has like a whatever he may,

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makes a giant meal all right,
and only feeds himself. And he has

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like a TV tray, a TV
or like a TV stand like he he

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gets the food out, and then
he watches Christmas Store, it's a Christmas

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No, no, no, he
watches like a Miracle on thirty fourth Street,

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or It's Wonderful Life, something black
and white, definitely, something black

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and white, you know. And
then just after that starts flipping channels,

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makes himself go to the grocery store
to hold hoping to say Merry Christmas to

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somebody. Yes, yes, yes, yes, just picking up some things

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for the holidays, you know.
Yeah, uh huh. No, one

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who knows who he is hasn't worked
out a day in his life. Nope,

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nope, same lunch place. I
imagine, imagine barbecue, all right,

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oh yes, but just imagine all
right, Like he's got turkey on

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his plate. Okay, he's got
turkey on his plate, like you get

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like a small like baby, I
don't know, fifteen pound turkey oh my

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god, all right, stuffed,
okay, all the stuff he's got,

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this whole fucking thing. He's like
Brett showing up at the front door.

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Yeah, exactly, Oh my god, except for himself. And then he

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eats, but he has a can
of regular Coca Cola there as well,

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and he eats slowly watching the movie. He hasn't spoken a word in two

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days, by the way, because
he's getting known to big to Oh my

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god. So he's just he's just
been doing this thing, this routine.

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Every now and again, he stands
at the window and just looks outside at

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other people who are happy. It's
like when Kevin looks out the window at

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the end of part one and his
family exactly exactly, and he's got like

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a light up Christmas sweater. Just
maybe next year Santa will give him a

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sweetheart for Christmas. Oh god,
huh. All he wants is a family.

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Yeah. And then after like fifteen
minutes, he just closes the blinds.

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Nobody notices him, Nobody saw him
come to the window, nobody saw

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him leave the window. He puts
on his night before Christmas Jammi's with his

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cap. He does, yes,
he does. He wears throughout the entire

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like Christmas season, he wears this
same kind of silky, you know,

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a pajama outfit with with a yeah, with a with a cap, for

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sure, he definitely has a cap. He's he gets in the middle of

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his bed. It's a huge bed. It's a huge bed. It's a

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huge bed covers up to his chin, his chin like little Farrell in James

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CON's house. Yes, yes,
And he's kind of said he'll sit there

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for a little while and then he'll
smile and close his eyes. Oh god,

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and reds of the moonlight strikes.
He's smiling. He smiles and closes

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his eyes does oh my god.
The day after Christmas, he volunteers that

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the high school like to give out
like, you know, condomns for Boxing

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Day about condoms, and he definitely
hits on the girls, guys cheerleaders.

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Huh oh yeah, what are you
doing tonight? Oh my gosh, you

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guys want to come over. I
got movies, I gotta I gotta coke

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collection. They got excited thinking they're
gonna do cocaine. They get there.

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I have a large collection of coke. I got lines of coke. Go

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in there. It's like, now
you can't leave. Ha ha. Here's

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like a there's a button on his
phone. He presses that locks all the

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doors windows up, like fucking like
in the purge. Oh my god,

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And I can see inside of his
house because he's done like tours, so

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I know so old. Oh god, it's gonna ye. He then he

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puts on he locks all these these
poor these poor girls in there, and

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then he puts on his Christmas Story
Ralphie Bunny pajamas and started to sing.

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He does a jig first. First
he does a little a little dance all

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right, like he was fucking right, and then all of a sudden,

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he stops. He like pauses,
like he freezes, and like mid hop

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almost, you know, so like
one leg is off the ground, all

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right, and then he's like he
stops, stops, and it's like a

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good thirty seconds of him just standing
there. And then slowly he turns his

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head towards the girls, and he
did this an awful, horrifying grin,

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and he goes chasing. I really
want you to go back and listen to

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that. That was fucking amazing.
Oh and like he read like after they're

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gone, he reaches into the fridge
for a coke and like like, think

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of the material that those bunny costumes
are made out of, that like fluffy

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yet yet stiff, kind of like
material with crags in it, and to

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think of like the cold from the
fridge touching that material. He reaches his

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arms and too much to there.
It's gross. So anyway gross back to

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back to European. A couple of
atomic drops and then Tito hits his pet

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in flying forearm, but Dank lands
near the rope so he's able to get

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his foot on the ropes at too, and he pissed. It absolutely is

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yeah, and then he comes up
stumbling does doink no idea? Where he

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is corner to corner whip in a
corner mountain from Tito and the crowd chants

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along in English as he rains down
the punches. Doint then reaches into the

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jacket, ref turns hold on,
but the ref pulls Santana down from the

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mounted punches for some fucking reason.
This is illegal in Italy to mount punches.

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I don't know. I don't know
why he stops this. That's a

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great question. He stops it.
It must be. And then while there's

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the ground is the opportunity to don't
needs though it is. He reaches into

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the jacket, ref turns his back. He sprays Tito in the eye from

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that lapel flower he has, and
apparently this completely immobilizes Tino Santana. I

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mean, apparently getting squirted in the
eyes is enough to make you not want

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to raise your shoulders off the mat
one two three. Doink pins Tito Santana

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al mattad Or in the opening contest
of European Rampage ninety three. What a

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bitch, Tito, Dan Peterson said, Doint take something and squirts and Santana's

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eyes while the referee didn't see.
He returns his pocket and Doink will win

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this match. Oh, a terrible
reaction from the public, who have no

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credit for this at all. I
would agree with all that. I agree

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with it. You wonder the evil
clown Doink. Bill Dunn says, the

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evil clown Doink. It's awesome then
doing jugs up the aisle as they replay

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the finish, And they showed it. In fact, when he was yanking

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the ref down, when the ref
was yanking him down from the corner mounted

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punches, Tto actually struck the ref
on the head with his elbow as he

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was following the canvas, and so
that's what kind of created that momentary distraction

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allowing Doink to get the spray and
hit him in the eye. Back to

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stage WeGo for the first time of
the broadcast to g God the Olin position

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mm hmm and Money Incorporated here he
is, I mean, Irwin tells a

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lie and Deebs is pretty fucking funny. Actually, well, Federation sonqui conimpioni

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the tag team over the Money inc
ted dibiazi altra iris ala la prima domanda.

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So you're gonna find the Steiner brother
Loreandrano Combatrick one brother team Distra pario

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titolo money in Steiner brother they were
looking to get the title from you.

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Well, the Stiner Brothers are as
obviously as stupid as they look. If

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they think they're gonna walk in here
and take the World Wrestling Federation Tag team

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titles from Money Incorporated. No other
team in the World Wrestling Federation has been

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able to do it yet. Not
true, not true. Natural disasters took

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it away for a few months.
But anyway, and it's not gonna happen

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in Milan. Stiner Brothers Messago Carissimo. The I R S is Steiner brother

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So, of course, if you
stupid n the Combatra Coloro andtpar Titolo money

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in Manonchela far Milano, don't think
for one minute that we underestimate the Steiner

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Brothers. They are, without a
doubt, a very formidable team. They

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have marched through the World Wrestling Federation
and have defeated every team that they have

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faced. But until tonight here in
Milan, they have not faced money incorporated.

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And the buck stops here. Excuse
me here, you would say,

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the Lira stops here Again, Deebs
responds right to him in Italian. He

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is apparently fluent in Italian, but
will not speak it back immediately jumps in

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with whatever it was he was saying. So back to the ring, we

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take a break, we come back. Gibios's music is playing and they come

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Pondcopia. We're told I must see, and he says, also Musica do

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money like the Musica do money incorporated? Para money in corporated? Come Tai

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teams champions than I fucking can't tag
team champions. Yeah, they think it's

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so funny that he has that accent. I think that's awesome that his Midwestern

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accent still comes through when he's speaking
Italian, because it does sound kind of

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jarring. I don't know Italian,
but he does not sound like Guido perfect

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Italian exactly. So I says what
he says, A play it again for

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those who maybe forgot. We're close
to the tax team phone and at our

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phone right here in no nos a
great okay, My George Park was already

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tach an Italian from a Milano that
the LOOI it's no secret, is it?

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That's all he says. It's such
like it may be it may be

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one of listen, I mean he's
no, he's no gem on the mic

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as I r s. But I'll
tell you that may be one of the

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worst ones ever. So like they
didn't even bother to figure something out for

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the right, Like there was nothing
funny about it, Like there's nothing clever.

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Usually he finds something about local,
right, there's usually some kind of

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local reference he can make, and
he just doesn't even fucking try. And

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if you're wondering again, what Dan
Peterson says according to this translation, I

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don't like this even in English because
he imagines it agreed show. I'll say

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the whole, the whole fucking show
is imagine that the Michigan fight song,

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and here they come. It's a
story of two brothers. They've had arbitrary

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can Can Kan Kan Can let him
in jack it Kang Kank King Kang Can

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mixtures on the amateur mats Caan Can
King Kang Kang Kang Kang King Gang Gang

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Gang Gang Gang catch a guy midleap
frog and suplex him over there Gang Can

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King Kang King Frankensteiner Kang Kang Gang
Kang Kang op Ro bull Dog Kang Kang

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Kangle. I know I know the
Oklahoma and the Michigan fight songs because of

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wrestling. Yep, I love the
I I I love the the Michigan one.

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I love that drum bit at the
beginning. And so it was great.

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I always liked the signers coming down
to that that it was great.

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It was great. So the anounswer
says, the left fore is just informed

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us that if Money Corporated does not
give up the briefcase that I RS has

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in his hands and return to the
locker room, they will have to forfeit

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the match and the championships. Uh
okay, silence from the crowd. They

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don't understand this. And even when
it's translated for them. They still don't

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respond. Really they don't care.
I mean, yeah, but they probably

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don't. Yeah exactly, so uh
like also, I mean he didn't do

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anything with it. What the fuck
is the problem? He's just holding it.

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He's holding it exactly. The Steiners
are on the floor, reticent to

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get into the ring, probably because
he's wielding a briefcase. But Dave Hefner

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Yangster from my RS and the stun
Brothers slip in and drop them with right

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hands, and here we go.
I RS is tossed by Scott and Deeber's

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is backdropped by Rick and they're both
clotheslined out of the ring. Steiner's takes

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center stage and even Peterson with a
bit of a wolf wolf there. Yeah,

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here I got that for you.
Frattelli Steiner, Rick Steiner, who

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whoa do it again? Please hit
that again? Eat Frattelli Steiner, Rick

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Steiner, who you say, Kenosha
Bayne and doing on John Candy's lines.

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Yeah, that's amazing, it's amazing. So yeah, they they're taking center

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stage and uh, crowds liking what
they're seeing here in Milan and uh Grande

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Superstar they're called is apposed to mente
and you hear that. You heard Fratelli

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in there a few times. Yeah, do it again? That has to

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go to the permanent. Thanks,
that is key? What the fuck do

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it again? There's a particular podcast. There's a particular podcast a little bit

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about man is stamping a brisk you. He's a come on, no go

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ride trying oh sd sider sly fighter, the falls. It really isn't fair.

401
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.639
It is like becoming a real problem
in g l f X. How

402
00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:12.679
many times I listened back to that
clip of you losing it on Davy last

403
00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:17.599
week? People hitting us back on
Sedter. I'm pacing around my house like

404
00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:40.679
laughing my ass off all over again. Anyway, for Teddy Steiner, I

405
00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:52.840
was an accident. There was a
particular podcast, Full Time Man. For

406
00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:59.199
Telly Steiner is a revelation. We're
not gonna forget that anytime soon. It's

407
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:16.159
down at this show, all right, all right, no doubt Scott Scott

408
00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:22.360
in TNA like looking at the camera
like, what fucking funking again? It's

409
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:29.159
this weird throwaway moment that just caught
my ear. You know what people are

410
00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:34.519
saying all around him, but he
just happened to say no doubt, just

411
00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:37.920
fucking like, like, did he
just say no doubt? So good?

412
00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:44.320
So very good? Oh my god? So U Rick and uh ted mixing

413
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:46.320
it out? Yes, tbs.
He goes to the gut with an ean,

414
00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:50.320
slams Rick Steiner into the corner,
and then headlock. Steiner's champ breaks

415
00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:53.320
out. There's a takedown for two. Uh Peterson sounds like he does his

416
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:57.800
uh gorilla version of no, no, no, not gonna get him that

417
00:37:57.880 --> 00:38:01.599
way as the poorly execute Pitt goes
nowhere. Then Rick Sneyder pushes off Teddybiossi

418
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:07.559
tackles him. He keeps saying football
Peterson. I hear that too. I

419
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.320
don't know what the fuck he's talking
about. I think he's just talking about

420
00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:14.559
how they played football as defensive backs
at the University of Michigan. That's what

421
00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:17.199
my translation says. But they never
emphasized their football backgrounds. It was always

422
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:22.679
their wrestling background, right, So
I don't know, but apparently that means

423
00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:27.679
something to to the Italian fans.
Steiner snatches at belly to belly scores and

424
00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:35.440
gets too on belly to belly otherwise
known in Italy as a shared entree pork

425
00:38:35.519 --> 00:38:40.360
belly to belly, so it tags
Scott belly to belly. I was like,

426
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:52.079
fucking osmosis, Like you want to
share here? What with an axe

427
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:54.679
handle? Scott Steiner. Then he
goes to work on Debiosi's arm Rick comes

428
00:38:54.719 --> 00:38:58.599
in. Now Fireman's carrying an armlock
and then an Irish whip and Scott's center

429
00:38:58.679 --> 00:39:04.679
back for teller. By the way, for Kelly Steiner. Great name for

430
00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:09.760
a tag team, absolutely Steiner.
Know what I'm not afraid to do?

431
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:20.159
What tell you to put that on? The T shirt with the Michigan I

432
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:24.440
like the head gear. Oh my
god, the Michigan, the gear in

433
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:30.119
Italian colors. Yes, yeah,
Telly Signer, Oh my god, the

434
00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:40.559
Don, the Dan Peterson line,
Don Peterson. It would be pretty funny

435
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:45.559
if he ended up like mob ties. Oh my god. I love it

436
00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:54.840
oh so much. Still have strong
cravings for the what the fuck? I

437
00:39:54.960 --> 00:40:00.239
still have strong cravings for the There's
so much balsamic and oh you know,

438
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:07.800
there is much much lettuce. He's
he's all about it, all right.

439
00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:13.280
All he loves listen, listen along
with his mineral water. He loves capraisy,

440
00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:22.880
Oh god, he loves the capraisy
with with oil and balsam. Let's

441
00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:30.800
go ship fresh basils on his pizza. I'll have the capraisey, please the

442
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:35.000
capras? Well, hey, you
know, I like, I can't.

443
00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:37.800
I can't go with that. What
do you want? I can't go wrong

444
00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:40.400
with that balsamic? All right,
give me that, give me the capraise?

445
00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:45.119
All right? Well, he offers
capraise for the Steiners. Here to

446
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:52.559
tell you, you got to keep
that for Telly cyder Bite at least for

447
00:40:52.679 --> 00:41:00.400
the Goonies episode. Yes, how
does that happened? How does that land

448
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:07.239
in our fucking hot little hands?
Like a show like who the fuck knew

449
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:09.000
it existed? Since there it is, and we're coming for you, Dan,

450
00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:13.559
that's right at all. Let me
tell you, abrat pal, you

451
00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:15.559
are in the crosshairs. Is he
dead? All right? No, he's

452
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:19.559
not dead. We gotta find this
fuck. You're still alive? I need

453
00:41:19.639 --> 00:41:23.199
I need some Dan Peterson's stories.
Anybody out there? Now let us know.

454
00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:28.280
I meant least according to Wikipedia,
he's still alive. He's born nineteen

455
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:31.679
thirty six, so he's eighty eight. Now. I don't know that he'll

456
00:41:31.679 --> 00:41:36.559
probably to an interview, that's all. That's a you never know. Maybe

457
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:39.880
he's uh you know, maybe he's
sharp. You never know. Yeah,

458
00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:43.599
it's true. My grandma when she
was adah, she could definitely have given

459
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:45.559
an interview ye, but just never
did it right, just did it,

460
00:41:46.199 --> 00:41:50.480
just didn't do it. Uh So
when I were shipping, Scott center with

461
00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:52.599
kind of a backhand that drops Tobiassi. Then he hits an arm drag back

462
00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:55.599
up, push off Steiner with the
tackle went into the kitchen Sen knee lift

463
00:41:55.960 --> 00:42:00.280
and by Teddybiyasi who tagged an IRS
who misses an elbow. Rick Standard comes

464
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:05.400
in such a fucking idiot to work
on the arm and Irs kIPS up,

465
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:08.960
gets a small response for his athletic
kip up. Ladies and gentlemen, it's

466
00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:12.239
not the micro tunda we saw.
How did it have a GVY nine?

467
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:15.519
I guess not. Scott Stender comes
in and Irs it's a knee lift and

468
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:19.199
puts him into the corner. IRS
whip Scott Steiner. It's reversed and Irs

469
00:42:19.320 --> 00:42:23.159
bails before Stander can capitalize and they
bow the cowardice on display. But he

470
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:25.920
gives chase and back in over the
top goes Irs. He snatches the boot

471
00:42:25.960 --> 00:42:30.599
of Steiner, who then grabs the
tie of ir s and they love that.

472
00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:32.679
Oh my god, of course you've
gotta grab the tie. They love

473
00:42:32.760 --> 00:42:37.039
when he grabs that tie. Man, it is something to see. They

474
00:42:37.079 --> 00:42:39.079
think it's the funniest thing in the
world. And it kind of is.

475
00:42:39.480 --> 00:42:43.239
He's got his tongue, that's what
he would say. Oh his tongue.

476
00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:46.760
Yeah, oh my god, I
forget about that. It's not what a

477
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:53.639
not at all? What what Dan
Peterson says, I'm trying to lockdown where

478
00:42:53.760 --> 00:42:58.480
Dan Peterson says, cravat or something. Cravat. Yeah, no, I

479
00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:02.599
don't think so that's a French by
so yes, now with the with the

480
00:43:02.679 --> 00:43:07.119
tie, he runs with it,
and he does the Randy Savage next snap

481
00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:09.599
over the top rope holding the tie. It's kind of cool. I like

482
00:43:09.679 --> 00:43:12.920
that a lot. Actually never did
that. I don't think I TELLVI his

483
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:15.000
match. I don't remember seeing that
spot before. No, I never saw

484
00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:19.320
that before this. And then and
you know, it's like, you know,

485
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:22.320
but that's for some reason, that's
not an illegal thing. It's not

486
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:25.039
a weapon. Well, it's almost
like the risk irs now he's taking by

487
00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:29.559
wearing one of those things in there. So he nails him with that,

488
00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:34.039
and then he covers him and Dave
Reffe. Dave Hebner is distracted by Rick

489
00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:37.360
who's trying to enter the ring and
some crowd protests, and the crowd protests

490
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:39.920
Dave missing the cover, but then
he turns around and counts two. Scott's

491
00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:44.159
Stanner now with the headlock push off
DBIASI low bridges him and Scott standard falls.

492
00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:46.960
He turns around and is blindsided by
Irs to the floors. He takes

493
00:43:47.039 --> 00:43:51.719
him on a tour of the railings. He does, yes, he does

494
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:53.719
back in Irs with an elbow drop. He gets two on Scott nice tight

495
00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:58.880
fast counts here by Hebner. They
are slapping that mat with a with a

496
00:43:58.960 --> 00:44:00.920
pace that's appropriate it. I will
say, yes, indeed, I will.

497
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:06.199
I will agree with you. You's
a double back handles. We get

498
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:10.559
more of that, we get more
of that that bias here with a as

499
00:44:10.639 --> 00:44:23.079
a crowd chance for Scott Steiner,
So does Peterson Ida Scott Scott Scotty Scott

500
00:44:23.119 --> 00:44:30.400
Steer. Yes, Scott Seiner tat
that's what he said. Yeah, yes,

501
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:34.639
I did hear that. I did. I I have heard that.

502
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:39.960
Scott Seiner does call my on the
tatas he's a big fan of that.

503
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:46.320
Mm hmm. But Majia. What's
your name? But Mahadra, I don't

504
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:51.880
know who that is. Majara is
the manager in w W Medigia. What's

505
00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:57.599
your name? Who Majada? Yeah, that's right, that's right. I

506
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:07.559
heard he did call me on her
and uh. The the tag the idea

507
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:10.760
of tagging is translated to touch.
So it says here Scott Steiner can't organize

508
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:17.360
himself to touch his brother. I
heard they. I heard it really was

509
00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:21.440
hard for them to really come to
terms with their emotions. Yeah right,

510
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:25.280
they felt about it all. Yeah, couldn't touch each other. Here,

511
00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:29.840
it says Scott Steiner very fatigued,
traveled and touched. I r s.

512
00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:35.960
I guess it's accurate, right,
I mean, yeah, lack, but

513
00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:38.880
all the way over there, it
does. It does imply, you know,

514
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:45.360
like flesh on flesh interaction. So
yeah, I don't see the problem.

515
00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:46.719
I don't know why there's such a
big uproar about it. I don't

516
00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:52.719
know why people are so angry.
Here, Jesus great Sneiner craftsman, it

517
00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:59.360
says, yes, he does,
say secret Steiner Craftsman. Steiner uns debiasty

518
00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:01.960
into the corner. We take a
quick break, we come back and I

519
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:06.559
r S is in the ring on
Scott Standard with a sleeper hold, who

520
00:46:06.599 --> 00:46:08.159
then sits down a break. I
wish there were commercials for this fucking thing.

521
00:46:08.199 --> 00:46:12.599
I would love to see the commercials
in between these Italian ads. Let's

522
00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:15.719
do it, ah, what was
in the zeitgeist? What will you selling?

523
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:20.719
You know what'll do? Good buying? Jobbreaker by Steiner breaks the whole.

524
00:46:20.880 --> 00:46:22.440
Tissi comes in. He cuts off
Scott's Standard before you can tag Rick

525
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:28.880
TBS with a absolutely wonderful vertical suplex. Oh for sure, Jesus Christ,

526
00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:31.719
what a fuck no scientist in there? It is? It is absolutely picture

527
00:46:31.800 --> 00:46:36.480
perfect. Thank you spectacular Ottawa price
hooks. The leg gets two to is

528
00:46:36.519 --> 00:46:39.639
dibias on Scott, who elbows out
but gets his eyes raked and tries a

529
00:46:40.679 --> 00:46:45.000
a sup plex, but it's blocked, and Steiner tosses Debas with one and

530
00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:49.599
uh they do the double down.
Spot Irs comes in and cuts off an

531
00:46:49.599 --> 00:46:52.239
attempt to tag. He whips Steiner
and Stander hits a sunset flip and pulls

532
00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:57.360
down I r S, but referees
distracted again. It's time by DiBiase turns

533
00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:01.119
around and counts one. Crowd jeers
that I'm un happy with that quick tag

534
00:47:01.239 --> 00:47:06.239
now to DiBiase some corner chops by
the million dollar man and the ref is

535
00:47:06.280 --> 00:47:09.440
in his face and that allows Irs
to choke Scott with a tag rope dbs

536
00:47:09.559 --> 00:47:14.400
cut hits two Irs in with a
snapmare missus nelbow drop. It stays on

537
00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:16.000
the drop and this is another fucking
elbow drop. I know a lot of

538
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:20.599
that going on. You might stop
trying to do that. Irish whips standard

539
00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:23.960
ducks and hits a fast cross body
block for two tag to Debias and Steiner's

540
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:28.519
searching around. Uh try to make
a tag. Irs grabs his ankle,

541
00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:31.239
allowing Tobias this time to drop the
elbow and then he gets up and hits

542
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:35.559
Rick Steiner. Rich Stander comes charging
in like a hothead, and that allows

543
00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:39.719
Ted to toss Steiner to the floor
and uh do some damage there. Meanwhile,

544
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:44.199
Irs is on the floor doing something
untoward. We can't see it,

545
00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:49.559
but the crowd's reaction tells us he's
egregious, sadly doing something agreed egregious,

546
00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:53.000
agreed egregious, agreed to be egregious. Scott Sander comes back in thanks to

547
00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:57.440
Rick Sander's help, and tedbiask with
a great gutrench suplex. I mean he's

548
00:47:57.440 --> 00:47:59.920
pulling out the soup plays here he
is, I mean, listen, he

549
00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:04.519
he you know they talk about tax
but in many ways TBIASI was the human

550
00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:12.719
supplex massolutely TBS gets two off that
sup plex tags I r S. They

551
00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:17.039
kind of double supplex machine. But
million dollar man Ted Dbass he goes to

552
00:48:17.199 --> 00:48:21.400
double teaming in the corner. Steiner
stays and elbows and starts swinging out of

553
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:22.920
the corner, but he collapses and
crawls. His I r S yanks him

554
00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:28.159
at the last second before tagging his
brother, and that tags Ted Dibiascio comes

555
00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:31.119
back to stop. That Irish whip
drops down and Steiner drives his head into

556
00:48:31.119 --> 00:48:35.920
the canvas t Dibiassi's head. That
is the FATCA which I think his face.

557
00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:39.920
Yes, yes, I believe the
other fat fa several times. That's

558
00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:50.039
Dan Pearson. So okay, okay, yes. It says took a flight

559
00:48:50.199 --> 00:48:52.159
dunk bota from the back to the
back out of the ring. It's up

560
00:48:52.159 --> 00:49:00.880
to Scott Steiner legally. And then
it said load now public load now exclamation

561
00:49:01.000 --> 00:49:06.719
point publo. Oh my god,
and he wants it all okay this before

562
00:49:06.760 --> 00:49:10.159
it's the franken Stentder. So we're
getting ahead of ourselves. Yes, So

563
00:49:10.559 --> 00:49:15.639
after the facia, TBS tags Stander
almost makes it to Rick, Irs is

564
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:17.920
on him in time, slams Scott
Steiner climbs to the top rope. Irs

565
00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:21.679
comes down with an ax handle a
tent on a fallen opponent. I don't

566
00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:23.480
know why he was going for the
axe handle whence Scott Stander is laing flat

567
00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:27.039
in his back, but whatever,
that allows Stander to get the boot up

568
00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:30.159
into into IRS's face as he comes
down, and there's a race for the

569
00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:34.239
tag again. I r S Tagsdbasi, but this time Scott tags Rick and

570
00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:37.199
gets a big pop for that.
As Rick comes in cooking on Teddy Basse,

571
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:40.800
Irish whip flying lariot one to I
r S as well. He slams

572
00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:45.119
Teddy byass he's a back elbow so
crazy. He's so fucking crazy it's getting

573
00:49:45.159 --> 00:49:49.239
nuts. Scott comes in, but
then they have dropkicks for both members of

574
00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:53.920
money inc. Yeah. Steiner now
Rick working on everybody by our IRS blind

575
00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:58.480
sides him as Scott Stander's force to
the apron Dave Ebner's and IRS. His

576
00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:02.079
face now is Teddy Basse tries to
pile drive Scott Steiner, but it's blocked.

577
00:50:04.079 --> 00:50:06.880
He tries to pile drive Rick,
but it's blocked as Steiner soars into

578
00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:09.239
the frame with a lariat. It's
it's here. This is listen to.

579
00:50:09.760 --> 00:50:13.280
This is where I get there for
Telly Steiner from this is a deebs.

580
00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:28.400
This is hilarious, Yer, I
know, holy shit, No, oh

581
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:34.840
no, no, don't get the
wrong idea. How the xp W announcer

582
00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:38.679
used to do it? Really?
Yeah, like oh show like a girl's

583
00:50:38.840 --> 00:50:44.159
like ass or something. All right, all right, so we got that

584
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:47.079
Rick standard covers for two Whip is
reverse leapfrog. Nope, not again,

585
00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:52.239
Rick, He's dropped with a soup
play and uh uh, Rick drops him

586
00:50:52.239 --> 00:50:55.400
with a soup play in mid bleep
frog and then Iris is knocked to the

587
00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:58.800
floor. And then Scott Steiner and
Jesus Christ do they cut away from the

588
00:50:58.800 --> 00:51:00.960
franken stander? Yes, they do. I mean, why why what Scott?

589
00:51:01.719 --> 00:51:06.159
The second time this happened to Hollywood
havoc two? Why are you cutting

590
00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:09.119
away? All that matters is Scott
Frankenstein right exactly. That's where the money

591
00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:14.159
is and he scores with it and
the crowd goes nuts. Even Dan Peterson

592
00:51:14.239 --> 00:51:16.400
reacts positively to it, right of
course, because it's a fucking amazing you'll

593
00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:20.440
see it. Now, we're too
busy cutting to ir S snatching a title

594
00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:22.880
belt from you. You know,
I don't you know the last the last

595
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:27.360
thing I need is IRS is snatch. Okay. The announcer calls the Franken

596
00:51:27.440 --> 00:51:30.039
Center. Anyway, IRS gets in
and hits Scott with the belt as he's

597
00:51:30.079 --> 00:51:32.360
covering Teddy Biassi, And quickly the
steam comes out of the crowd on that

598
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:36.360
one as they hear the bell ringing. The belts are handed to the Steiners

599
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:39.280
like they won them, which is
so bizarre but always happens. They always

600
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:43.239
fucking do that to like make the
fans think that they won the belts,

601
00:51:43.320 --> 00:51:46.119
like you know, the fans.
It's one of the weirdest I guess if

602
00:51:46.159 --> 00:51:49.960
the rest ofers grabbed the belts,
but they were handed them, it's it's

603
00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:52.480
it's still the cheapest little thing.
Maybe the Italians, you know, ring

604
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:58.039
crew, they don't understand. But
it is one of those wacky things where

605
00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:01.320
no matter how many times you've heard
the rules, they always try to grab

606
00:52:01.400 --> 00:52:07.360
the belts. Whoever won by DQ
or count out or whatever. They always

607
00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:12.639
try to grab the belts and it's
like no, like you're not pulling one

608
00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:15.519
over on anybody. Everyone knows the
rule. But maybe back then I guess

609
00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:19.920
as fans like, oh, maybe
they fucking did it. Maybe they stole

610
00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:23.400
those belts. Yeah right, but
no never never, Yeah, we have

611
00:52:25.000 --> 00:52:30.519
we have for what it's worth.
Dan Peterson really driving home to the TV

612
00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:34.400
audience that the titles don't change hands. So while the crowd live in Milan

613
00:52:34.559 --> 00:52:37.960
kind of sits in suspense until it's
announced that the Stunners didn't actually win the

614
00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:40.800
belts. For those watching the television, at least Peterson knows the rules right

615
00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:44.760
away. Dbias's waving an off around
the ring like, no way they won

616
00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:49.639
the belts, And this is where
the announcer makes the explanation. Steiners wave

617
00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:52.920
them, wave them on, and
they act like they're going to fight them

618
00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:55.440
further, Money Inc Does but then
they ultimately don't. They just hoist the

619
00:52:55.480 --> 00:53:00.599
straps high to a round of gears. Is the Stunner music hit and Money

620
00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:04.400
Ink by disqualification here at European Rampage
nineteen ninety three, Still Champs Round the

621
00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:07.159
Ink, Still Champs? Did we
need Steiner's this champs in ninety three,

622
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:14.119
Yes, why because they were the
fucking best period. It's it actually is

623
00:53:14.199 --> 00:53:17.159
such a it's such a fucking miserable
thing is that they held the belts for

624
00:53:17.400 --> 00:53:23.719
so little, you know, like
it really is just awful that, like,

625
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:29.599
what are you guys doing that they
had it what from June until September?

626
00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:32.400
Like, come on, they had
they had them through one pay per

627
00:53:32.519 --> 00:53:36.639
view because they were trading them,
if I remember correctly, they were in

628
00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:40.599
that weird Beckers. Well they first
though, they traded the belts with money

629
00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:46.000
Ink over a like a weekend and
I think it was the weekend of King

630
00:53:46.079 --> 00:53:52.639
of the Ring, right, Like
I feel like what happened was like like

631
00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:58.920
Steiner's wanted it like on on a
Friday, Money Inc. Won it back

632
00:53:58.960 --> 00:54:02.199
the day after on like Saturday,
and then King of the Ring happened,

633
00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:07.400
and then like the Monday or Tuesday
after Steiner's wanted again for the final time.

634
00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:10.800
It was weird. It was weird, Like I was like, what

635
00:54:10.960 --> 00:54:16.880
the fuck is this? What is
this? This weird changing of the championships

636
00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:22.480
like so bizarrely frequently trying to occur. What are they trying to accomplish.

637
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:29.000
Yeah, it was very very odd
and speaking very very odd. Guido was

638
00:54:29.039 --> 00:54:31.039
with Yoko and Fuji. Yes he
is, Yes he is, And I

639
00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:36.199
was gonna say. Then they ruined
it by by by jobbing them to the

640
00:54:36.280 --> 00:54:40.840
Quebecers. And in September, like
months after they had it. Uh yeah,

641
00:54:40.920 --> 00:54:51.400
here's here's Guido, Guido bagatt and
uh asking Fuji the tough questions with

642
00:54:51.480 --> 00:54:54.840
the Undertaker. Everybody is afraid of
the Undertaker. Yeah, very very true.

643
00:54:55.119 --> 00:55:01.239
She of the Undertaker when they thought
his body he's cold like ice.

644
00:55:01.800 --> 00:55:07.559
Ma Maya go on five hundred and
five pounds, is not afraid of Undertaker.

645
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:13.639
Take that he is a clod blooded
person himself, and he will squash

646
00:55:14.119 --> 00:55:23.960
you. Undertaker. Hey, mister, that's okay for the Undertaker. Man

647
00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:34.079
Fredo, Hey, my undertake care. Let me tell you, my man,

648
00:55:34.719 --> 00:55:37.960
when Mayo goes on again, hold
of you, Undertaker, he'll squat

649
00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:47.320
your flat like a pancake. Hello, come on, pancake, require mister

650
00:55:47.400 --> 00:55:52.440
Fuji, that's it. No,
let me tell you, Undertaker. Next

651
00:55:52.559 --> 00:55:57.119
time when you go to a funeral
in a fruno palla, perhaps it's going

652
00:55:57.199 --> 00:56:06.360
to be your funeral Undertaker, good
lie would be present. You'll message Undertaker

653
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:30.719
Yokozuna, the Undertaker Tutol backstage,
ratling del for you know what he said,

654
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:35.800
absolutely right, absolutely right. As
they go to a break and then

655
00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:37.480
come back, Yo Kazin is making
his way to the ring and Dan Peterson

656
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:46.119
says, here's Yokozuna. The audience
wants to touch it. At the end

657
00:56:46.159 --> 00:56:49.920
of that promo, by the way, Yoko's scowling into the camera and they

658
00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:52.679
hover as long as it takes to
hit the brake. But he gets the

659
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:58.039
cue right before they break away,
so he totally boats character and looks away

660
00:56:58.039 --> 00:57:00.920
and starts chewing his gun. Seris, I were you for him to like

661
00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:04.159
just fucking like fuck this. It's
like Hogan on Scendari. It's an event.

662
00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:08.079
Need to countdown, need to kids
out down, kids out. Dude,

663
00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:13.119
what's what's the kids? Brother?
That's a great question. So Yoko's

664
00:57:13.199 --> 00:57:15.159
music is playing a spankings went to
the ring and they kind of have those

665
00:57:21.199 --> 00:57:43.599
boom boom boom boom on hun huh
go boom boom boom. It's all about

666
00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:47.280
folks and they have the old yellow
graphics like it's WrestleMania one for someone I

667
00:57:47.400 --> 00:57:52.239
know, it's very weird, uh
Fooji with the Japanese flag waving, and

668
00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:55.639
we see an American flag interestingly waving
on the hard camera review. So many

669
00:57:55.719 --> 00:58:00.840
kids in the front row, man, I know you much the appeal back

670
00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:06.960
then and we hear the dong and
they're on their feet. Paul Barrel leads

671
00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:20.239
with the urn Undertaker comes out in
gray yahya ya ya ya. Absolutely.

672
00:58:23.039 --> 00:58:29.239
You know, I was just thinking
Fuji's look really changed fast between ninety two

673
00:58:29.239 --> 00:58:31.519
and ninety three. Yeah, you
know when he was when he when he

674
00:58:31.639 --> 00:58:37.639
was managing Yokozuna, he first came
down in his traditional odd job outfit,

675
00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:43.079
you know, with the bowler hat
and shit. Then he traded in that

676
00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:50.920
outfit for the the yeah what you
might call it the the robe that he

677
00:58:51.039 --> 00:58:53.119
wear kimono type thing. And then
he'd have but he had a flat top.

678
00:58:53.840 --> 00:58:59.480
Oh, he had a buzz cut
flat top look. And then and

679
00:58:59.639 --> 00:59:04.280
then by this time, I mean
we're talking April, just on first,

680
00:59:04.440 --> 00:59:07.880
he's already he's already shaved bald with
his the way he do it was my

681
00:59:08.239 --> 00:59:22.679
my yoga Luma under Taker squat like
a pancake, kulaat you like a pancake.

682
00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:28.400
Yeah, that's something to be afraid
of if you forget about it.

683
00:59:30.880 --> 00:59:34.280
They show a corner shot of the
salt bucket and they love those corner shots.

684
00:59:34.360 --> 00:59:37.159
Man, Yes they do. And
Yoko's robe and Yoko dis robes after

685
00:59:37.239 --> 00:59:44.400
the bell takes his time and fair
quick formula one ad on the screen.

686
00:59:45.719 --> 00:59:49.960
Really fucking funny. That was really
fucking funny. As Undertaker takes off his

687
00:59:50.039 --> 00:59:52.360
hat, Dan Peterson says, no, he's burdened. The hat is removed

688
00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:58.079
very carefully. It is true.
He does take it off with two hands,

689
00:59:58.239 --> 01:00:00.840
mind you two hands. He then
says, I swear to God.

690
01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:05.159
According to this translation, the order
of the genre is what gives the Undertaker

691
01:00:05.239 --> 01:00:10.639
strength. That's what I've been told. We need to we need to discuss

692
01:00:10.719 --> 01:00:15.599
really all right, So upcoming show, we got to discuss the order of

693
01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:20.440
the genre. Can we do that? Please? Working on it. Do

694
01:00:20.519 --> 01:00:24.440
we have order of genre please?
Yes? First? And entertainment? Yes?

695
01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:30.880
What do we? First? Sports
entertaining uh vehicles? We need sports

696
01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:40.199
entertaining vehicles, and then second we
need uh entertainment value genre. Yoko's universe

697
01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:46.519
is the Undertaker. Are you ready? Uh? Uh? It's not their

698
01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:51.599
best match. I'll say that.
I mean it is so bad. It

699
01:00:51.760 --> 01:00:54.639
is like the worst thing I've ever
seen in my life. Seriously, So

700
01:00:55.039 --> 01:00:59.159
yokotas assaultant to the cloud while Paul
Barrow keeps the Undertaker at bay. They

701
01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:01.840
do the interlakeho of zoom, stomping
and assuming the sumo position. Yes,

702
01:01:02.000 --> 01:01:06.280
you got the class. That's the
classic shot under the legs. Don't forget

703
01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:09.840
uh, don't forget Undertaker from de
Vlli Dylan Norte. Face to face gets

704
01:01:09.880 --> 01:01:12.840
a rise. As it comes to
the center, Yogo throws a punch.

705
01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:15.039
Taker no sells it, steps forward, he blocks and throws upper cuts to

706
01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:19.480
Yoko. They like that, and
they break out the d DT right away,

707
01:01:19.559 --> 01:01:22.599
which I know, which you know, you know you're going downhill when

708
01:01:22.639 --> 01:01:24.480
you break out that. Yeah,
you don't have that one deep in the

709
01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:28.639
match yet. That's that's always.
That's all when you when they're having one

710
01:01:28.679 --> 01:01:31.880
of their longer, yep, more
well thought out matches, that's comes towards

711
01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:35.119
the end, so they cut out
a lot of stuff in between. Well,

712
01:01:35.159 --> 01:01:37.039
that's for such a good point.
It's when you know, Yoko drops

713
01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:39.920
down for the backdrop and Taker does
that leaping DDT, which it works such

714
01:01:39.960 --> 01:01:44.960
a Yoko because he just it's flat
face. It's a beautiful yeah move,

715
01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:47.719
it's a The whole thing is so
beautiful, the way that they do it,

716
01:01:49.239 --> 01:01:52.280
and it's it's one of their They
do it every match, Honestly,

717
01:01:52.360 --> 01:01:55.440
it's every time they they they wrestle
that that spot happens, and it is

718
01:01:55.800 --> 01:02:00.800
it never ceases to to blow me
away. I mean, fucking Yoko's going

719
01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:06.079
to selling a DDT like that is
is worth the price of admission for any

720
01:02:06.159 --> 01:02:08.440
fucking shoe, any fucking show.
Taker tries to follow up missus the elbow

721
01:02:08.519 --> 01:02:10.800
drop and Yoko clothes lines him out
onto his feet. Of course, three

722
01:02:10.840 --> 01:02:14.719
sixty over the top. Landing on
his feet does the Undertaker, but mister

723
01:02:14.760 --> 01:02:17.800
Fuji hits him with the flagpole,
and then Yoko blindside's Undertaker as he's pursuing

724
01:02:17.880 --> 01:02:21.840
mister Fuji. So now Taker is
selling. Now he's actually getting hurt,

725
01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:25.840
right, which I don't understand,
But okay, into the ringside table goes

726
01:02:25.880 --> 01:02:29.800
the Undertaker. He's rolled back in. Back in. Yoko puts sticker into

727
01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:32.079
the corner as they chant, Undertaker
take her no, sells a bit in

728
01:02:32.119 --> 01:02:37.639
the corner, then grabs Yoko's corner
and goozles him Yoko just standing there talking

729
01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:40.119
to Undertaker with a squint on his
face. That's I know, that's the

730
01:02:40.199 --> 01:02:45.119
extent of his selling. There's a
corner to corner whip and Yoko hits the

731
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:47.159
buckle hard but catches Taker on the
way in with a back elbow and hits

732
01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:52.360
his body slam. Yoko then hits
that big ass leg dropped Undertaker's face an

733
01:02:52.400 --> 01:02:57.519
Undertaker sits right up, thank you
very much, take that hulk, yeah,

734
01:02:58.159 --> 01:03:00.199
brother, help me up in a
couple of months. Yoko then runs

735
01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:02.840
them over with the clothesline tak her
lays flat on the canvas for a little

736
01:03:02.840 --> 01:03:07.119
longer, this time, as Yoko
playfully slaps the face of the apparently dead

737
01:03:07.159 --> 01:03:12.119
again Undertaker, yo go gloats,
but then Taker sits up. Of course,

738
01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:15.719
just like that. Yoko grabs the
bucket and hits take her on the

739
01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:17.079
head with it twice in the ring
the bell. That's it. Well,

740
01:03:17.159 --> 01:03:24.760
that's what you do, BSk brother. This emphasis on bs I mean,

741
01:03:25.079 --> 01:03:30.039
just so bad. Such an it's
so stupid. It's such a I mean,

742
01:03:30.400 --> 01:03:32.199
it's kind of it is interesting to
think about the fact that they're doing

743
01:03:32.320 --> 01:03:43.960
this match in April in Europe,
which wouldn't happen until really the end of

744
01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:46.559
the year was when they would do
it in America, right, you know,

745
01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:52.280
they kept these guys as far away
as possible until Survivor series and then

746
01:03:52.320 --> 01:03:55.599
it became a big thing. So
it is fascinating to know that they were

747
01:03:55.639 --> 01:04:01.519
doing this this early. Dan Peterson, No, it's not good. It's

748
01:04:01.559 --> 01:04:04.360
not good. No, it's not
it's if this is what people were getting

749
01:04:04.400 --> 01:04:08.559
buying a ticket to us see Yoko
in action on the road back then this

750
01:04:08.679 --> 01:04:12.239
is this is not great, Dan
Peterson says. The referee says, the

751
01:04:12.320 --> 01:04:15.480
match is over. You lost.
What's this story like, Oh, because

752
01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:19.440
Yokozuna will have to sit on top, and Yokozuna gives you news that you

753
01:04:19.599 --> 01:04:25.960
have lost your political loser. I
agree, I have lost my political loser.

754
01:04:26.039 --> 01:04:29.360
I will tell you that. I've
i've I was wondering about that and

755
01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:34.320
you guys, yeah, I have
lost my political loser. To the bell

756
01:04:34.400 --> 01:04:40.480
sounds, Yoko just standing there having
accomplished nothing, heaving, heaving, okay,

757
01:04:40.719 --> 01:04:44.119
heaving. Apparently Paul Barre had been
attacked, so he's selling on the

758
01:04:44.159 --> 01:04:46.679
floor. We didn't see that.
Yoko's just standing there like a cop on

759
01:04:46.760 --> 01:04:51.800
it the camera, the cameraman over
here not good at their jobs. I'm

760
01:04:51.880 --> 01:04:56.400
sorry. The directly they're not doing
great either. The real they really stink

761
01:04:56.480 --> 01:05:00.400
up the joint. Then they're never
where they're supposed to be. Thing's hard

762
01:05:00.440 --> 01:05:01.400
to shoot, man, if you
don't know, like, let's comment,

763
01:05:01.800 --> 01:05:06.000
what do you mean shoot? Sorry? Yoko is standing there honestly like a

764
01:05:06.079 --> 01:05:10.840
cop, like getting paid to look
in the hole instruction site. Right as

765
01:05:11.000 --> 01:05:13.760
Fuji jams taker with the flagpole and
they drag take her to the corner.

766
01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:15.039
Yoko is gonna go up for the
bonds I drop and that gets a stir

767
01:05:15.119 --> 01:05:18.400
but he misses and lands on his
ass and then take her clothes lines him,

768
01:05:18.400 --> 01:05:23.239
and Yoko does the big dcleat bump
which looks cool, and then then

769
01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:27.440
a goozle and take her kind of
choke slams Yoko. It's a it's a

770
01:05:27.519 --> 01:05:30.039
kind of a goozle. It's not
easy. Barely leaves his feed and the

771
01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:33.840
crowd hardly makes any noise for that
matter. As Yoko walks up the aisle

772
01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:38.719
pretty much no selling the choke slam, He's like, I gotta fucking I

773
01:05:38.800 --> 01:05:42.039
gotta. I got a bowl of
pasta waiting for the turkey tales. Absolutely,

774
01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:46.039
he's fucking done. So Taker announces
the winner by this qualification. He

775
01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:48.519
takes your need to the urn,
and the replay shows that take he's not

776
01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:54.960
wrong. Turkey tails are tasty,
but and the replay does show the Taker

777
01:05:55.039 --> 01:05:58.639
time to sit up is kind of
perfectly like, Yes, he sits up

778
01:05:58.800 --> 01:06:00.679
just as as Yoko sling down with
his big fat ass. You imagine if

779
01:06:00.719 --> 01:06:03.920
you miss time that and your and
your neck is up and he lands on

780
01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:06.559
your top of your head. Oh, can you imagine if you're like if

781
01:06:06.840 --> 01:06:12.239
if like you're you're trying to get
up, but like he's already coming down,

782
01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:14.559
so like your head meets with his
taint, and then all of a

783
01:06:14.559 --> 01:06:17.719
sudden, he just fucking sits on
your face. Your head meets his taints.

784
01:06:17.840 --> 01:06:20.559
You said, that's what you said, right, right, that's right.

785
01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:23.599
I did say that, Yes,
I said, your head, you

786
01:06:23.679 --> 01:06:26.519
know, your head meets his taint, and then all of a sudden,

787
01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:29.400
you can't you know, you can't
obviously go through that, and he just

788
01:06:29.519 --> 01:06:33.599
fucking comes down and just destroys your
face with his fucking tailbone going into your

789
01:06:33.639 --> 01:06:42.840
throat and his fat ass just crushing
you like a grape and so we go

790
01:06:42.920 --> 01:06:45.480
to a commercial break and when we
come back, it's Papa Shungo on his

791
01:06:45.519 --> 01:06:47.760
way to the ring. He's going
to be taking on Ta Tanka ill Papa.

792
01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:51.039
Oh my god, what is that
what they say? No, but

793
01:06:51.199 --> 01:06:55.119
that's what they should call them,
that's what they call. Uh, let's

794
01:06:55.119 --> 01:06:58.760
say you call the pope Papa.
He led to the ring by Tom Papa

795
01:07:00.559 --> 01:07:08.599
I Papa Shango is Shango tano is
with Guido Bagatta Gui Bagatta and they talk

796
01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:12.599
about I heard that. Well here
you want to listen to it again.

797
01:07:12.639 --> 01:07:23.400
I got it. Empressario. The
reason he's an Empressario because home and set

798
01:07:23.440 --> 01:07:30.599
that up to repeat that, that
would be to hear that again. Calabario,

799
01:07:30.039 --> 01:07:40.000
Labsario, introdoto Ringan. It's gonna
be tough, mat first time Italia.

800
01:07:40.119 --> 01:07:42.440
You know, this is my first
time to Milan. This is my

801
01:07:42.559 --> 01:07:45.039
first time to Italy. I was
walking the streets today and the yeople are

802
01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:49.360
great, They're fantastic, they're beautiful. But there's one thing they could ruin

803
01:07:49.440 --> 01:08:01.000
this. Papa Shango Italo, Papa
Shango, Papa Shango, the voodoo,

804
01:08:02.159 --> 01:08:10.039
the Indian tradition, Pa Indiana,
Indian Papa Shango. I know your world

805
01:08:10.239 --> 01:08:14.639
of black magic and voodoo. I
come with the power of the Great Spirit

806
01:08:14.880 --> 01:08:17.319
and all my people and all my
little praise here in Milan, and I

807
01:08:17.399 --> 01:08:24.359
will make all my people proud here
in Milan. Is grand the Spirit to

808
01:08:24.399 --> 01:08:31.760
Indiana control sangoes, grandismmage. Oh
my god. I mean he said,

809
01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:36.279
he's said, literally, the Great
Indian Spirit against Papa Shanko's Voodoo spirit.

810
01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:42.880
But you understand, like there he's
like he's he's criticians. He's criticizing Papa

811
01:08:42.960 --> 01:08:47.560
Shango's spirits even though he himself is
praising spirits. Right well, I mean

812
01:08:48.520 --> 01:08:53.640
there are good spirits and bad spirits
of America, of course, of course,

813
01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:58.359
yes, Like you know, some
people like to drink wild turkey that

814
01:08:58.560 --> 01:09:00.760
is, you know, necessarily a
good spirit, but it is a spirit.

815
01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:06.079
Nonetheless, others like to slaughter wild
turkey and put it on the first

816
01:09:06.119 --> 01:09:11.720
Thanksgiving table. It's quite something here, Dan Peterson say, Pembroke, North

817
01:09:11.760 --> 01:09:15.000
Carolina, for what it's worth.
I didn't even hear that. I missed

818
01:09:15.039 --> 01:09:17.800
that one. That's hilarious. Tanno
out with the tomahawk and the war dance

819
01:09:17.880 --> 01:09:27.720
and Daya Nina n Canaan, Dan
Dansting Canadeen d Dan Dane tayl Lan Ding

820
01:09:27.880 --> 01:09:32.720
Dan Dane, Dandelin, Dan Lane, Dane, Danie Land Dan Dane,

821
01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:39.920
Cana Nana Lin Dan Daniel lint Dan
Dan Dan. And then it hits that

822
01:09:40.439 --> 01:09:48.479
d D So you better believe he
looks at all four sides of the ring

823
01:09:49.640 --> 01:09:54.399
and he realizes that there are no
Native Americans there. I am only Native

824
01:09:54.399 --> 01:10:00.399
Italianos of Italianos. I am fairly
fascinated with what the global citizen thinks about

825
01:10:00.640 --> 01:10:03.720
Native Americans. Like, you know, growing up Stricicuarly in New England.

826
01:10:04.319 --> 01:10:10.000
You know the history of the Native
Americans is so central to understanding the land

827
01:10:10.159 --> 01:10:14.079
right that was that became the United
States. So you grow up very constantly,

828
01:10:14.399 --> 01:10:15.920
you know, around me especially you
know, you know, if you're

829
01:10:16.000 --> 01:10:20.239
if you're from New England, chances
are you've been to Plymouth Plantation and done

830
01:10:20.279 --> 01:10:25.520
the whole absolutely thing there. And
then every other town is named after an

831
01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:28.600
Indian tribe, and in Massachusetts is
named after an Indian tripe. Yeah that's

832
01:10:28.680 --> 01:10:31.279
right. But but I wonder,
you know, in like Italy, if

833
01:10:31.279 --> 01:10:35.199
they even like have much of a
conception of like what the Native Americans were

834
01:10:36.600 --> 01:10:41.279
so and what they're seeing here represented
by Tatanka. I don't know, yeah,

835
01:10:41.399 --> 01:10:44.840
I would, I have no clue. I know he's letting out whoops

836
01:10:44.840 --> 01:10:47.159
and they appear to like it in
Newlan so they watch them on TV.

837
01:10:47.319 --> 01:10:49.359
That's like, oh, we're supposed
to cheer for this guy. It's Tonka

838
01:10:49.399 --> 01:10:51.920
verse Papa Shango. They lock it
up and the referee steps in and Shango

839
01:10:53.000 --> 01:10:55.439
comes over the back of Dave Hebner
to take advantage, like the heel that

840
01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:58.399
he is. He of course came
to the ring completely shrouded in smoke,

841
01:11:00.399 --> 01:11:02.439
sort of the British Bulldog, but
he was not even in the show.

842
01:11:04.239 --> 01:11:08.680
Huh yeah, yeah, he picked
up Bulldog's jim bag on the way to

843
01:11:08.720 --> 01:11:18.359
the ring. Mister Shanle, mister
Papa here Papa what heal? Papa as

844
01:11:18.399 --> 01:11:24.840
in like heel, like a dog
or like bad guy? I don't know.

845
01:11:25.199 --> 01:11:30.079
Okay, hard hands in the corner
from Shango and Tana reverses and throws

846
01:11:30.119 --> 01:11:31.319
some chops in the corner and you
can hear fans do the loop as he

847
01:11:31.399 --> 01:11:35.560
lands offense. Yeah yeah, yeah, they they They're all for it.

848
01:11:35.720 --> 01:11:40.680
They followed their television very well.
Corner on a corner whip and a lariat

849
01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:44.760
in the corner by Tuthankah clips Shango. It goes for another but it's reverse

850
01:11:44.800 --> 01:11:47.920
and Tano hits the buckling hard than
Shangha and to Tono's boot and hits a

851
01:11:48.000 --> 01:11:51.720
lariat and another Tano is a I
believe Papa Shango is bumping and feeding here,

852
01:11:51.760 --> 01:11:56.800
and I believe, yes, I
I am. I do believe that

853
01:11:57.000 --> 01:12:00.960
we are seeing a bump and feed
situation. Yep. And the feed starts

854
01:12:00.960 --> 01:12:02.720
when he gets back to the hotel. I'm sure, well, the feed

855
01:12:02.800 --> 01:12:10.399
definitely climaxes back at the hotel.
The feed is it's actually kind of grainy,

856
01:12:10.479 --> 01:12:14.000
and then I would indeed appreciate it
upgrade. So uh. A third

857
01:12:14.079 --> 01:12:16.239
lariat put Schoango over the top of
the floor. Shango comes back in and

858
01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:18.479
engages in the testa strengths, but
no, of course he takes the short

859
01:12:18.520 --> 01:12:23.199
cut. He first ducks away and
then again they go forward and Shongo kicks

860
01:12:23.199 --> 01:12:28.079
to Tanka in the stomach. Instead
of being such a fucking that's it's such

861
01:12:28.079 --> 01:12:30.640
a This is as weird as it
gets. Yeah, they are. The

862
01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:38.680
translation does call him Pope Shango Papa. Yeah, that's true. That's what

863
01:12:38.760 --> 01:12:44.880
they call the pope unbelievable. So
yeah, there's some talk about him being

864
01:12:45.319 --> 01:12:49.279
of the Lion tribe or it says
Loin tribe in Pembroke. Of course,

865
01:12:49.840 --> 01:12:55.680
I don't know if whatever word Dan
Patterson used translates to loin the pork Loin

866
01:12:55.840 --> 01:12:59.640
tribe. He said that Papa Shango
here says clever Django as in jangle.

867
01:12:59.720 --> 01:13:09.720
And the test of strength is referred
to on a literal translation by Dan Peterson

868
01:13:09.720 --> 01:13:12.840
as the hand test. Of course
that's what it is. I mean,

869
01:13:13.000 --> 01:13:18.039
how, how, how how hard
is that the hand to test? So

870
01:13:18.079 --> 01:13:20.319
when Shango kicks him in the gut, he slams to Taco, but missus

871
01:13:20.319 --> 01:13:24.159
an elbow drop. A lot of
missed elbow drops in Milan. Yeah,

872
01:13:24.199 --> 01:13:29.399
this is I wonder if it's a
comment on a commentary on something in Milan

873
01:13:29.439 --> 01:13:32.000
that I noticed it's missed elbow?
What do we really? You know,

874
01:13:32.039 --> 01:13:38.319
I'm a little disappointed because I did
specifically ask for elbow macaroni, and and

875
01:13:38.520 --> 01:13:44.560
so that I'm getting elbow maloney,
and so far I have not yet been

876
01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:47.680
granted my request, right, So
I do wonder exactly, you know,

877
01:13:47.880 --> 01:13:58.119
am I being disrespected by the Italiano
Milano cookie population double chocolate baby, I

878
01:13:58.279 --> 01:14:00.560
want that double crich on the way
down, dude, I think we may

879
01:14:00.640 --> 01:14:08.359
have to drop missed elbows to really
get across our frustration. This community Conka

880
01:14:08.399 --> 01:14:12.159
slam Shango. He climbs the top
rope and he goes for something, but

881
01:14:12.880 --> 01:14:16.000
he gets hitting the gut on the
way down, and Shango corners and goes

882
01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:18.399
to work a bit Tono than fires
out of the corner, hits the ropes

883
01:14:18.720 --> 01:14:21.760
and his side step and he can
flying over the over the top of us.

884
01:14:23.359 --> 01:14:27.119
He does just fucking sends him over
hard. It's Tonka. The yanks

885
01:14:27.159 --> 01:14:30.119
Shango to the floor and their back
end whip is reversed. Shango hits Tonka

886
01:14:30.159 --> 01:14:33.479
with a big sidewalk slam for account
of two into the buckle they go and

887
01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:38.520
here here goes the war dancing Tano
is hawking up here in Italy. Yep,

888
01:14:38.640 --> 01:14:46.920
the uh the uh offensive hul cup
of doom here absolutely is this such

889
01:14:46.960 --> 01:14:53.720
a fucking uh well you get you
get a nice uh uh pembroke chop house

890
01:14:54.279 --> 01:14:58.760
on the top of the head for
Shango. Dan Peterson exclaims the war dance

891
01:14:58.880 --> 01:15:02.680
the audience went crazy there you have
it, attacks, avoid the hit ax,

892
01:15:02.760 --> 01:15:10.600
blow war, dance, Hope upside
down Hope. I believe, yes,

893
01:15:10.720 --> 01:15:13.399
I do know that it is Hope
upside down. Oh my goodness.

894
01:15:14.159 --> 01:15:16.079
So yeah. Totnau goes off,
hits the ropes, ducks and chops down

895
01:15:16.119 --> 01:15:20.000
Shango and again with another chop whipping
a big backdrop Shongo up into the lights

896
01:15:20.279 --> 01:15:24.319
covered by Kanaka gets too. Then
a whip is reverse in. Tino dives

897
01:15:24.359 --> 01:15:28.239
on a schoolboy roll up. So
still some degree of trying to protect Shango

898
01:15:28.279 --> 01:15:30.720
here, I guess from just taking
me on the following What he's gone?

899
01:15:30.039 --> 01:15:33.680
I don't know. It's so weird
he's gone. He's donet even like that.

900
01:15:33.680 --> 01:15:36.239
After this, he's pretty much gone. I just talk to have to

901
01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:45.680
roll up Shango brother one two three? Woo? Who you know, Tonald?

902
01:15:45.760 --> 01:15:50.479
Dude? What's the deal? Brother? Did? Who told you to

903
01:15:50.479 --> 01:15:53.680
do a roll up? Finished?
Brother? Well, the way it was

904
01:15:53.880 --> 01:15:59.399
translated here from Dan Peterson's language,
it says the attack leg freeze backland,

905
01:15:59.520 --> 01:16:04.920
cradle one two three, cradle and
pin. Oh sorry it's leg freeze a

906
01:16:08.239 --> 01:16:13.000
cradle and pin. Nice pop to
the win to Tanka defeats Papa Shango here

907
01:16:13.039 --> 01:16:15.000
at European Rampage nineteen ninety three.
They take another commercial break, and when

908
01:16:15.000 --> 01:16:18.640
they come back to Beverly Brothers are
in Italy. Oh, yes they are.

909
01:16:19.039 --> 01:16:23.840
And I believe that's Kang Swingang Pain
Tang Heng Gang King King King,

910
01:16:24.039 --> 01:16:29.800
Kang King, Kang King King King
King King King King Gang B nine and

911
01:16:30.640 --> 01:16:44.359
d d then Dan and Dent,
Dent, d Dent didn't Nana. Yeah,

912
01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:46.680
I love there. I love their
theme song. Way underrated if you

913
01:16:46.720 --> 01:16:49.960
ask me, it is, I
agree, I agree, this is This

914
01:16:50.079 --> 01:16:55.199
is, of course a a rematched
from that Applican counter at the nineteen ninety

915
01:16:55.199 --> 01:16:58.600
two Royal Rumble. Oh yeah,
that's right, it sure is. Yes,

916
01:16:58.880 --> 01:17:00.880
in purple capes and here come the
Bushwhackers to their music. By the

917
01:17:00.880 --> 01:17:04.840
way, it should be noted that
in the Wikipedia entry of notable people from

918
01:17:05.039 --> 01:17:11.039
Shaker Heights, Ohio, the Beverly
Brothers are listed as being built from there.

919
01:17:11.279 --> 01:17:15.920
Indeed, yes, definitely Midwesterners.
I think they're fucking I mean that

920
01:17:15.159 --> 01:17:21.199
that the Wikipedia page actually says makes
note of them is hilarious as being from

921
01:17:21.279 --> 01:17:25.159
there, being from there, are
being billed from there, bill from there.

922
01:17:25.199 --> 01:17:27.479
Well, I guess that counts for
something. Yeah, pretty sure.

923
01:17:27.479 --> 01:17:30.079
Wayne bloom Is from Minnesota definitely started
there as well as Mikey knows. Actually,

924
01:17:30.119 --> 01:17:32.840
now that I think about it,
yeah, weren't they they were something?

925
01:17:33.000 --> 01:17:39.479
What awa? They were a destruction
crew, right, the crew of

926
01:17:39.560 --> 01:17:43.279
destroying moms whatever the fuck it was, right the next Minnesota wreking crew.

927
01:17:43.319 --> 01:17:45.760
But we can't use that name.
Right. Right as the Beverly Brothers hit

928
01:17:45.800 --> 01:17:48.159
the ring, Dan Peterson says,
color, how do you describe it?

929
01:17:48.239 --> 01:17:53.640
Purple? Just purple and white.
The audience wants to play these like capes,

930
01:17:53.720 --> 01:17:56.159
they say, so, they're really
well made. When you see them

931
01:17:56.319 --> 01:18:00.840
just like that, it's a scary
elegance here present hation to the public.

932
01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:05.039
Really is purple the color? Okay? Okay? Watch that he's obsessing over

933
01:18:05.159 --> 01:18:13.119
whether the Beverly Brothers capes are purple
or some other hue. Who cares exactly?

934
01:18:13.439 --> 01:18:15.640
So the Bushbackers come out, and
certainly these fans got the memo.

935
01:18:15.720 --> 01:18:16.600
They know what to do with their
arms when they want to do with their

936
01:18:16.720 --> 01:18:23.680
arms. And you know who else
loves the loves the Bushwhackers commentator Dan Peterson

937
01:18:29.079 --> 01:18:53.239
bushwhackers deep Sea Yeah, the Bushwhackers, Oh my god, or as the

938
01:18:53.279 --> 01:19:00.479
translation tells us all the crazy people
here, all the fools from bush Whackers,

939
01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:03.920
great entry of them, very beautiful. They are a couple from New

940
01:19:03.960 --> 01:19:08.720
Zealand who wrestled for several years in
the Little Couple. They are a couple

941
01:19:08.760 --> 01:19:11.960
from New Zealand. That's fantastic.
That's the first way I think of describing

942
01:19:12.000 --> 01:19:15.600
the Bushwhackers great protagonists of great sympathy. He says, it's hard for you

943
01:19:15.720 --> 01:19:20.399
to translate. The American translation is
the one they shot from behind the bush?

944
01:19:21.119 --> 01:19:27.479
What Whacker is the one who just
shoots okay with a right one who

945
01:19:29.960 --> 01:19:34.840
he says with the rifle clearly from
long distances. This is definitely him sending

946
01:19:34.880 --> 01:19:55.279
messages to Terry ba what. I
never knew what Bushwhacker even meant. Apparently

947
01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:58.199
it had something to do with firing
a gun. I like, you know,

948
01:19:58.279 --> 01:20:01.479
someone who did like land That's what
I always thought it was. I

949
01:20:01.520 --> 01:20:04.359
always thought it was, yeah,
like they I mean they look like landscapers

950
01:20:04.359 --> 01:20:08.079
the way they're dressed and shit,
I thought the sound at the beginning of

951
01:20:08.119 --> 01:20:12.399
their entrance theme was like literally a
bush being rustled with like dried leaves in

952
01:20:12.520 --> 01:20:15.319
it, or only know. According
to Dan Peterson, Whacker is one who

953
01:20:15.399 --> 01:20:18.920
shoots with a rifle clearly from long
distances. But in this case, of

954
01:20:19.000 --> 01:20:21.600
course, he says, there are
a lot of bushes in the area,

955
01:20:23.560 --> 01:20:29.319
brother that pussy or is that?
Or they are the bushes in town?

956
01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:31.680
Well, I guess that remains to
be seen. But he's loving it.

957
01:20:31.800 --> 01:20:34.000
You can just tell, even if
you can't understand it. Word he's saying

958
01:20:34.000 --> 01:20:38.359
that. Dan Peterson thinks the bushwhackers
are a hoot. He really does.

959
01:20:38.560 --> 01:20:40.479
And that's what they're there for.
I mean, you know, yes,

960
01:20:40.600 --> 01:20:43.279
for smile on here put smiles on
faces. So a fair play to them

961
01:20:43.399 --> 01:20:46.119
in Milan. Whatever it is,
doesn't matter which maybe it's head available of

962
01:20:46.159 --> 01:20:50.199
course to the Milan faithful for some
rubbing. That's right. Of course they

963
01:20:50.279 --> 01:20:53.600
do this walk though for a long
ass time. They milk this under.

964
01:20:53.680 --> 01:20:57.279
Oh its fucking taste forever. It's
remarkable how long this is. I don't

965
01:20:57.319 --> 01:21:00.479
have the match is timed out,
but this one seems double the length you

966
01:21:00.479 --> 01:21:03.239
would expect. Oh, it's like
it's it's like seventeen minutes. I think,

967
01:21:04.680 --> 01:21:12.680
I mean seventeen minutes. I don't
know why, Like it's the I

968
01:21:12.840 --> 01:21:15.159
believe where did I where did I
did I did find. Yeah, I'm

969
01:21:15.159 --> 01:21:20.199
sure they're on like match tree somewhere, but uh, because like I think

970
01:21:20.279 --> 01:21:27.039
it's the second longest match of the
night after Breton Bambams. Like who the

971
01:21:27.119 --> 01:21:31.000
fuck said? Hey, you know
what, give the get the Bushwhackers,

972
01:21:31.039 --> 01:21:35.199
and that's what they're here for.
Give the Bushwhackers in Beverly fucking twenty minutes.

973
01:21:35.920 --> 01:21:39.760
It's a strange choice. I mean, you know, if the novel,

974
01:21:40.159 --> 01:21:44.600
why why not give fucking money inc
In the Steiners twenty minutes? I

975
01:21:44.680 --> 01:21:46.520
know, I know, I feel
like if your kids coming with the novel

976
01:21:46.560 --> 01:21:49.960
team WWF, seeing the Bushwhackers,
you know, do all their comedy might

977
01:21:50.000 --> 01:21:53.840
be a little closer to what you
showed up for than a Stander Brothers German

978
01:21:53.880 --> 01:21:57.560
super X fest. I agree with
you, except for the fact that it

979
01:21:57.680 --> 01:22:02.399
gets old so fucking fast. Great
agreed. So they do the rope shout

980
01:22:02.479 --> 01:22:05.840
thing and Butch does a fairy dance
thing to mock the Beverleys, and they

981
01:22:05.960 --> 01:22:09.640
run them out of the ring because
I guess they're gay too. Got to

982
01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:12.279
make fun of them for that.
Absolutely, it is so weird to watch

983
01:22:12.319 --> 01:22:15.199
how gimmicks like this translate to an
audience. In Italy, the bushwa Yes,

984
01:22:15.560 --> 01:22:17.479
yes, what did they make of
this? I know, like,

985
01:22:17.640 --> 01:22:20.319
what are they? Yeah? What
do they think they are? Exactly because

986
01:22:20.319 --> 01:22:25.239
they're well you hear Dan Peterson struggle
to explain it to him. Yeah,

987
01:22:25.239 --> 01:22:30.079
because they they don't really make sense. He's like trying to I'm sure he's

988
01:22:30.079 --> 01:22:32.840
trying to translate into Italian words bush
whacker, but that means nothing. But

989
01:22:33.079 --> 01:22:39.319
what's funny about is all these people
are watching till anyway, right, it's

990
01:22:39.319 --> 01:22:41.920
got to be something. A bushwhacker
must be something. I can't believe we've

991
01:22:41.960 --> 01:22:45.840
never run this down before. Well, let's let's consult while we go through

992
01:22:45.880 --> 01:22:49.680
this, but find a bushwhacker here
and see what a bushwhacker is. It's

993
01:22:49.720 --> 01:22:54.159
funny because I'd imagine these fans are
looking at the bushwhackers and saying, you

994
01:22:54.239 --> 01:22:58.479
know, this is just like some
quixotic, stupid thing. You didn't know

995
01:22:58.560 --> 01:23:03.359
it's. A bush Whacking is a
form of guerrilla warfare common during the American

996
01:23:03.399 --> 01:23:10.199
Revolutionary War, War of eighteen twelve
American Civil War. Interesting, So a

997
01:23:10.319 --> 01:23:18.079
bushwhacker is indeed someone who who engages
in guerrilla warfare. Yeah, someone who

998
01:23:18.119 --> 01:23:24.000
travels through or clears out bushy wooded
areas often full for exploration or adventure,

999
01:23:24.039 --> 01:23:29.520
but it does have that war connotation
to it as well. Yeah, very

1000
01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:31.399
bizarre. Okay, well, there
it is. I'm sure Vince heard the

1001
01:23:31.439 --> 01:23:33.680
word once and thought it was just
hilarious. Maybe that's why they're wearing the

1002
01:23:33.760 --> 01:23:36.960
camo. Maybe that's why they were
in the cameo. It has nothing to

1003
01:23:38.039 --> 01:23:41.680
do, of course, with being
from New Zealand, which I always thought

1004
01:23:41.720 --> 01:23:44.199
was some New Zealand thing. You
know, you know what really what it

1005
01:23:44.319 --> 01:23:49.119
is actually it's my own personal sense
of humor because I look at it as

1006
01:23:50.000 --> 01:23:57.359
I am a bushwhagger exactly when it
comes to sexual endeavors, right absolutely,

1007
01:23:57.479 --> 01:24:01.399
you know private, you know,
intimate endeavors in the bedroom that require the

1008
01:24:02.600 --> 01:24:11.760
use of my personal member to please
and pleasure a person of the female persuasion.

1009
01:24:11.920 --> 01:24:15.479
So glad you're describing it clinically for
once instead of as a normal human

1010
01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:19.239
would you know? This is starting
to fascinate me, Like what if Bush

1011
01:24:21.720 --> 01:24:27.439
sees the Bushwhackers is like, you
know, you know, Southern fighters in

1012
01:24:27.520 --> 01:24:29.960
the Civil War, and he's sort
of like, this is like a knock

1013
01:24:30.039 --> 01:24:32.319
another knock on the South very well, could be very well, could be.

1014
01:24:32.479 --> 01:24:35.239
I always thought of it as something
I didn't understand about New Zealand.

1015
01:24:35.520 --> 01:24:40.680
But yeah, me too, I
see nothing of the sword here. Anyway,

1016
01:24:42.239 --> 01:24:45.239
Luke bends down and lets Butch lick
his head. Did not get the

1017
01:24:45.279 --> 01:24:47.880
response I think they were expecting when
he did that. Yeah, that might

1018
01:24:47.920 --> 01:24:53.800
be a little too much for the
Italians. Honestly, there's often a lot

1019
01:24:53.840 --> 01:24:57.039
of product and guy's hair in Italy, and I don't think licking the head

1020
01:24:57.119 --> 01:25:04.239
is something that they identify with Dan
Peterson's voice still cracking. However, when

1021
01:25:04.319 --> 01:25:08.199
they go about that, Luke then
locks up with Bow and ends up on

1022
01:25:08.239 --> 01:25:11.119
the mac, getting stomped and choked
across the middle rope, and then Blake

1023
01:25:11.159 --> 01:25:14.880
sits on him. As the Beverly
Brothers put some tag team cohesion together,

1024
01:25:15.680 --> 01:25:16.960
Blake with a whip, Luke ducks
and kicks him and bites him in the

1025
01:25:17.039 --> 01:25:21.399
ass. So we get that spot
in early. Blake runs in it gets

1026
01:25:21.439 --> 01:25:25.479
in and they run into each other
and they get knocked down a couple of

1027
01:25:25.520 --> 01:25:32.239
forearms, and there they are the
crazy bushwhackers, and running there are I

1028
01:25:32.359 --> 01:25:36.279
want you to know that there are
a number of spots, and I'm going

1029
01:25:36.359 --> 01:25:40.920
to well, I'll wait till a
little bit later, but there are a

1030
01:25:41.000 --> 01:25:45.319
lot of spots here that are resembling
that nineteen ninety two. Yeah, well,

1031
01:25:45.399 --> 01:25:47.479
run match. Yeah, you kind
of get their routine down with two

1032
01:25:47.479 --> 01:25:49.760
teams like this, and every match
is pretty much going to look the same

1033
01:25:49.760 --> 01:25:54.000
either, I guess, But like
I mean, I guess. I don't

1034
01:25:54.000 --> 01:25:56.720
know how often they've wrestled each other, but certainly I haven't seen them wrestle

1035
01:25:56.760 --> 01:25:59.880
each other for a year and a
half. Right, Yeah, Usually they

1036
01:26:00.039 --> 01:26:01.560
work around the horn. Back then, pay per views were so rare that

1037
01:26:01.600 --> 01:26:03.840
you could afford to put guys,
pair them up on the road and have

1038
01:26:03.920 --> 01:26:08.359
them work through their match over and
over and over again before they get to

1039
01:26:08.399 --> 01:26:12.600
pay per view. So Bo protesting
the closed fist of the bushwhackers, and

1040
01:26:12.720 --> 01:26:16.920
then they chant they do this.
They begin to count the Beverly brothers out

1041
01:26:16.920 --> 01:26:20.279
of the ring. Yes, the
entire crowd starts going seven, A,

1042
01:26:20.600 --> 01:26:25.119
nine, ten, which I always
thought would be such a fucking hilarious thing

1043
01:26:25.239 --> 01:26:28.800
to do to arrest the referee.
Yep, And they do it to put

1044
01:26:28.880 --> 01:26:30.560
pressure on them for not observing the
count out of the ring if the finish

1045
01:26:30.560 --> 01:26:33.520
didn't call for it. And they
do it, and nothing happens back in

1046
01:26:33.600 --> 01:26:36.199
in Burch circles and corners Bow and
attack to the Blake and Blake jumps to

1047
01:26:36.279 --> 01:26:41.039
the floor as Peterson keeps messing up
Bow and Blake like I always do,

1048
01:26:41.439 --> 01:26:45.880
as in terms of who's who,
well, I know that. I well,

1049
01:26:45.239 --> 01:26:48.680
yeah, well Blake's got the mustache. Yeah, And I always,

1050
01:26:48.720 --> 01:26:53.680
for some reason say it's Bow.
I don't know why. I look at

1051
01:26:53.920 --> 01:26:56.479
mikey Nose and I think he should
be the Bow, but it's just not

1052
01:26:56.680 --> 01:27:00.279
the way it is. Butch turns
to yell, and Blake blindsides him with

1053
01:27:00.399 --> 01:27:05.319
a sledge and that's that's that's ye
for being a moron. The Rumble match

1054
01:27:05.880 --> 01:27:11.239
and this one we're off by twenty
seconds. Oh my god, they were

1055
01:27:11.279 --> 01:27:14.760
that same same length. Yep,
same length. Yeah, that's one of

1056
01:27:14.800 --> 01:27:15.960
those matches on a show that you
watched one hundred times. So you know

1057
01:27:16.039 --> 01:27:19.520
this not well, yep, I
know it well. So Butch starts stomping

1058
01:27:19.560 --> 01:27:21.960
his foot while he's down on the
canvas, and they chant Butch as he

1059
01:27:23.079 --> 01:27:25.760
rises to his feet, whip is
reversed and Butcher buries and knee and hits

1060
01:27:25.760 --> 01:27:30.439
a bulldog kind of up here.
Four brawl breaks out the Beverly brothers are

1061
01:27:30.439 --> 01:27:32.399
whipping for each other. Yeah,
it goes, it turns, it completely

1062
01:27:32.439 --> 01:27:38.880
falls apart very quickly. They go
down on all fours and they join hands

1063
01:27:39.159 --> 01:27:43.439
to the bushwhackers for a double clothes
line to clear the ring. And it

1064
01:27:43.479 --> 01:27:45.840
looks for a second like one of
the Beverly's is under the ring. There's

1065
01:27:45.880 --> 01:27:47.920
this big bulge in the ring.
Ape right, yeah, well you see

1066
01:27:48.000 --> 01:27:51.479
him is you see him kind of
crawling under Blake's crawling under the ring for

1067
01:27:51.560 --> 01:27:54.720
some reason, like you can see
his feet. They do a close up

1068
01:27:54.760 --> 01:27:58.000
shot, but nothing ever really comes
to that, right. They don't get

1069
01:27:58.000 --> 01:28:03.000
back to it at all. I
don't know if our faithful, our faithful

1070
01:28:03.000 --> 01:28:06.680
announcer said anything. I don't think
he did. He's talking, of course

1071
01:28:06.720 --> 01:28:14.119
about cousins a lot. What would
that be, Primo and Primo, Primo

1072
01:28:14.199 --> 01:28:16.920
and Epico or their brothers. Yeah, a bite one. Well every now

1073
01:28:16.960 --> 01:28:21.319
and then, you know headhead plus
shoulder, shoulder, contracord and double arm

1074
01:28:21.399 --> 01:28:25.960
please great house. Also for the
public. He says, like these two

1075
01:28:26.000 --> 01:28:30.680
of them are crazy. Okay,
this is how it translates. Don't don't

1076
01:28:30.680 --> 01:28:32.680
attack the messenger. I don't see
any problem, right, so far it

1077
01:28:32.760 --> 01:28:40.720
seems perfectly normal. I totally agree
with that. And so from here Bo

1078
01:28:40.880 --> 01:28:45.039
distracts the bushwhackers from the floor and
they're grabbing at him, and Blake slips

1079
01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:46.159
in, but they run him off
as well, and then Bow slips in

1080
01:28:46.199 --> 01:28:49.159
and they turn and run him down, so they're keeping the ring cleared.

1081
01:28:49.199 --> 01:28:53.199
Then Blake tries the same thing again
but gets caught this time, and the

1082
01:28:53.279 --> 01:28:56.399
clutches of the bushwhackers Luke with a
headlock push off ducks Blake with a right

1083
01:28:56.479 --> 01:29:00.520
hand. There's then a instead of
a flip flop and fly a flip flop

1084
01:29:00.560 --> 01:29:08.279
and an eye poke for Beverly as
Blake grabs the ropes and Bows whipped into

1085
01:29:08.319 --> 01:29:11.800
him and retreats. But Butch gets
hit right in the face, and then

1086
01:29:12.920 --> 01:29:15.680
I don't know, it just stands
out how immobile the bushwhackers are here.

1087
01:29:15.880 --> 01:29:18.199
Oh, I know, like they
really are, Like they do a lot

1088
01:29:18.239 --> 01:29:21.000
of motion with their arms to hide
the fact that their knees are so shot

1089
01:29:21.039 --> 01:29:24.960
they can't even yep, yep,
that they can't do shit. Yeah,

1090
01:29:25.039 --> 01:29:30.239
walk around right. Bow still manages
to blindsided loop with a double legs handle,

1091
01:29:30.319 --> 01:29:32.239
and then Butch comes in as distracted
as the Beverlyes do there. I

1092
01:29:32.239 --> 01:29:34.239
don't know, kind of like their
heart attack Combo. I don't know what

1093
01:29:34.319 --> 01:29:38.640
to call it. When they put
them across the ropes. Is that not

1094
01:29:38.760 --> 01:29:41.840
the shaker Hide spike? Is that
what it's called? Really? I believe

1095
01:29:42.199 --> 01:29:45.359
that's the Shaker Hide spike. Maybe
it's something else. Hold on I did

1096
01:29:50.920 --> 01:29:56.880
where I yeah, no, I
don't know what it is, but yeah,

1097
01:29:56.920 --> 01:29:59.680
I believe that's the Shaker hed spike. It could be wrong or double

1098
01:29:59.720 --> 01:30:01.079
team, and Butch starts making noises
to get the crowd into it, and

1099
01:30:01.119 --> 01:30:04.159
they start chanting for Luke and Blake
with the side backbreaker on Luke get's acount

1100
01:30:04.159 --> 01:30:09.680
of two. But I don't know
there's one. There's one moment here I

1101
01:30:09.760 --> 01:30:14.119
just wrote that the barrel was double
team Luke, And it looks like Luke

1102
01:30:14.239 --> 01:30:17.079
is telling Bo to come over and
pin him, really like he's like waving

1103
01:30:17.119 --> 01:30:21.239
his arms like come here, come
here, come here. Do you not

1104
01:30:21.359 --> 01:30:30.239
recall the script? Mate? This
was like fucking it was just weird,

1105
01:30:30.359 --> 01:30:34.239
like I don't, like, you
know, I've never seen anyone be that

1106
01:30:34.560 --> 01:30:38.840
fucking you know, it's bad enough
to hear, you know, triple H

1107
01:30:40.640 --> 01:30:45.840
in your house talking at but like
saying, give me the gut. But

1108
01:30:45.119 --> 01:30:48.640
this is weird, like it's it's
physically it's like come on, come on,

1109
01:30:48.760 --> 01:30:54.920
come on. It's like seen on
that one SmackDown and he worked in

1110
01:30:55.079 --> 01:30:58.640
Christmas time two years ago. He's
on the apron screaming now now for the

1111
01:30:58.680 --> 01:31:01.000
hot Oh my, It's like the
camera's right there next to his head and

1112
01:31:01.039 --> 01:31:05.560
he could give a fuck. So
Luke's in trouble. Uh, they're working

1113
01:31:05.640 --> 01:31:09.399
him over. Blake hits them with
a backbreaker and then he goes for a

1114
01:31:09.439 --> 01:31:13.000
splash but he misses, does Blake
Beverly. Butch then gets them to chant

1115
01:31:13.119 --> 01:31:16.239
Luke again, and Bo comes in
and stomps to cut off Luke's attempt to

1116
01:31:16.239 --> 01:31:20.479
make the tag corner to corner Irish
whip and Luke leaps in back first and

1117
01:31:20.520 --> 01:31:25.800
takes the big bump, taking the
bucket like a man. Bo Beverly now

1118
01:31:25.840 --> 01:31:29.039
with a middle rope. I don't
know what it is he does. He

1119
01:31:29.359 --> 01:31:32.000
lands a double axe handle and he
covers Butch in Butcher comes in rather with

1120
01:31:32.039 --> 01:31:34.319
a stomp to break up the covers. Luke is on the verge of losing.

1121
01:31:34.399 --> 01:31:40.239
This thing is a mad for an
upcoming football match. Say that again,

1122
01:31:40.560 --> 01:31:43.600
there's there's an ad well, you
know the insects. Yeah, they

1123
01:31:43.640 --> 01:31:46.520
would inset. Yeah, and there
was a they were advertising a football match.

1124
01:31:47.239 --> 01:31:50.520
I'm sure they were. Yes,
I'm sure that was what most people

1125
01:31:50.640 --> 01:31:55.800
would have turned the television. The
football isn't European football? Yes, yeah,

1126
01:31:55.840 --> 01:31:59.439
not not football, which apparently was
on this channel as well, or

1127
01:31:59.479 --> 01:32:03.279
at least wow it something Guido was
involved in covering and announcing for Italian television

1128
01:32:04.119 --> 01:32:12.479
The Melican. The Beveries are double
taming and stomping Luke as the referee is

1129
01:32:12.479 --> 01:32:15.039
distracted. It's almost like a glimpse
into all the house show tricks that they

1130
01:32:15.079 --> 01:32:17.600
would use back then, the stuff
they would repeat around the horn. You

1131
01:32:17.680 --> 01:32:20.000
know. It's like, yeah,
we're not gonna do a hell of a

1132
01:32:20.039 --> 01:32:24.199
lot in terms of moves, but
we've got our five or six things we

1133
01:32:24.239 --> 01:32:27.439
can layer on that reliably get a
rise out of the crowd. And right

1134
01:32:27.920 --> 01:32:30.880
right we're seeing that. I completely
agree. Quick tags by the Beverley's yellow

1135
01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:34.319
dropped by Blake on Luke. They're
staying all over Luke here and Blake hits

1136
01:32:34.319 --> 01:32:38.039
are running clothesline and that drops him
Luke. Then starts fighting back, but

1137
01:32:38.119 --> 01:32:42.479
Blake still pulls ahead of him.
Snapmare tag to bow, keeping Luke cornered,

1138
01:32:42.560 --> 01:32:45.159
butch comes in. He's cut off
by the ref for not having been

1139
01:32:45.279 --> 01:32:47.520
legally tagged, and they choke Luke
while holding his legs in the corner.

1140
01:32:47.600 --> 01:32:50.640
Of course, yeah, of course, oh with a snapmare and a leg

1141
01:32:50.720 --> 01:32:56.279
drop for two. Blake comes in, gets into the center. What's that

1142
01:32:56.640 --> 01:33:00.199
fucking quick tag by the BEVs?
Oh yeah, in and out the time,

1143
01:33:00.239 --> 01:33:04.199
and now we will drop actually lands
by Blake. That gets too well.

1144
01:33:04.239 --> 01:33:06.239
I did finally get my olbow macaroni, and I said, you can

1145
01:33:06.880 --> 01:33:10.239
you can drop an elbow connect with
it. He sent the word from Gorilla.

1146
01:33:10.840 --> 01:33:14.000
Imagine the fucking no one saw Gorilla
on this tour, man, no

1147
01:33:14.079 --> 01:33:19.520
way. As soon as that plane
touched down, he's just he was.

1148
01:33:20.039 --> 01:33:24.880
You walked by, Yeah, you
fucking just see him eating somewhere all the

1149
01:33:24.960 --> 01:33:27.239
time, Oh my god, all
the time. He was born to be

1150
01:33:27.319 --> 01:33:31.279
in like a Sicily pizzeria with like
a short see white collared shirt with the

1151
01:33:31.319 --> 01:33:38.159
top t yes absolutely with yeah yeah, with the gray and black and white

1152
01:33:38.239 --> 01:33:44.319
hair, just you know, emitting
him from the open collar. Right,

1153
01:33:44.960 --> 01:33:47.640
And there's some you know, there's
some like you know, and a lot

1154
01:33:47.680 --> 01:33:50.479
of sweat marks. Yeah, yellow
stains. I was trying to find a

1155
01:33:50.560 --> 01:33:54.680
nice way to say it. But
the sweatstains are there, and they're not

1156
01:33:54.880 --> 01:33:57.960
from sweating just now. They're from
sweating for wearing that shirt for ten years,

1157
01:33:58.279 --> 01:34:01.199
that's right, without changing it.
And he sits there and he says

1158
01:34:02.119 --> 01:34:10.439
sexist things for what it's worth,
Butcher is still getting a rise out of

1159
01:34:10.439 --> 01:34:14.000
the Milan faithful on command, so
he's got that going for him if nothing

1160
01:34:14.039 --> 01:34:16.079
else. But Blake hits him off
the apron, and then Blake throws Luke

1161
01:34:16.159 --> 01:34:23.159
into the arena floor, and then
we have bo doing next to nothing with

1162
01:34:23.239 --> 01:34:26.720
that opportunity. Back in Luthy's dropped
bows tagged in corner to corner whip,

1163
01:34:26.800 --> 01:34:30.319
he fires out does Luke, and
he turns bow inside out with a clothesline.

1164
01:34:30.720 --> 01:34:34.199
I'm gonna I'm gonna pause here for
a moment because what I want to

1165
01:34:34.239 --> 01:34:41.479
do is what I did here,
because I watched this final sequence this like

1166
01:34:41.640 --> 01:34:45.279
last minute and a half, and
I was like, no fucking way,

1167
01:34:46.399 --> 01:34:50.239
and it is move for move is
it now? Yes? And I the

1168
01:34:50.359 --> 01:34:55.319
only thing that's that's different is the
finish. So what I did was I

1169
01:34:55.439 --> 01:34:59.840
created a top and bottom split scream. I want to share the screen with

1170
01:35:00.119 --> 01:35:02.920
right now so you can see.
Now the timing is a little bit off,

1171
01:35:03.000 --> 01:35:06.560
like it wasn't exactly but so I
had to make a couple of like

1172
01:35:06.840 --> 01:35:11.640
minor cuts here and there to kind
of time it up right. But nonetheless,

1173
01:35:11.680 --> 01:35:15.159
you'll get the you'll see the idea
it is. It is pretty pretty

1174
01:35:15.199 --> 01:35:20.640
wonky. Do you see my screen? It's not all wide, is it?

1175
01:35:21.119 --> 01:35:25.079
It's fine? Great, let's do
it. Rumble at the bottom.

1176
01:35:25.399 --> 01:35:30.319
Ye here, uh, you get
Italia on the top, you got Rumble

1177
01:35:30.359 --> 01:35:34.479
on the bottom. Here we go. The whip into the corner, takes

1178
01:35:34.479 --> 01:35:39.079
the buckle and fires out of the
gun. My god, he took a

1179
01:35:39.119 --> 01:35:49.119
bigger Look at same fucking thing.
This is wild. What's doing the same

1180
01:35:49.199 --> 01:35:53.279
thing to get the hot tag?
Look at this The genius was at the

1181
01:35:53.279 --> 01:35:57.720
brumble. He's not in Italy.
Same punches, yep, same punch ropes

1182
01:35:58.760 --> 01:36:06.600
form three sixty. Wow, he's
running him over with a precise sequence of

1183
01:36:06.680 --> 01:36:11.479
closed lines as butch, but that
the same fucking thing. And then the

1184
01:36:12.079 --> 01:36:19.159
battering ram, battering ram yep,
there we go off the ropes flying my

1185
01:36:19.359 --> 01:36:32.159
forearm thing, no break up,
Luke, Wow, trip same exactly,

1186
01:36:32.439 --> 01:36:42.640
which is trip from the floor.
Luke makes a save. Here we go.

1187
01:36:43.199 --> 01:37:00.119
Yep, this is the only different
part. Wow, So what we

1188
01:37:00.199 --> 01:37:02.600
have is the reverse? Yeah?
The people what what? What? What

1189
01:37:02.760 --> 01:37:09.479
they just saw? So same?
So the same finish, you know.

1190
01:37:09.640 --> 01:37:14.880
So so you had Butch. Bo
was going up to the top. Butch

1191
01:37:15.520 --> 01:37:17.000
runs up and and looks like he's
gonna press slam. And this is in

1192
01:37:17.119 --> 01:37:26.920
both videos. Blake comes from behind, grabs uh Butch. In the Rumble

1193
01:37:27.079 --> 01:37:35.199
version, Bo connects with the axe
handle and hits Butch. In the Italian

1194
01:37:35.359 --> 01:37:43.760
version, Butch moves and Bo hits
Blake and then Blake gets pinned, whereas

1195
01:37:43.840 --> 01:37:46.359
Butcher gets pinned in the in the
Rumble match, that's wild, that's so

1196
01:37:46.479 --> 01:37:50.640
cool to watch. And they say
the stuff is real, that that's a

1197
01:37:50.720 --> 01:37:55.159
grandpa thing to do. They did
the exact same stuff in the last match.

1198
01:37:57.399 --> 01:38:00.520
I shot them do the same fucking
thing. Alright, you're gonna tell

1199
01:38:00.600 --> 01:38:04.279
me this isn't choreographed, give me
a break. They fucking would. They

1200
01:38:04.319 --> 01:38:09.600
fucking wrote it down, They take
videos, they rehearse it. Fucking phonies.

1201
01:38:10.319 --> 01:38:15.840
Christ bunch of cocksuckers, as intimated
there by the Boss. As Bou

1202
01:38:15.880 --> 01:38:17.319
try to climb the ropes, he's
cut off by Butcher and held open and

1203
01:38:17.399 --> 01:38:20.159
Bow hits Blake by mistake, and
Butch covers him for the one too,

1204
01:38:20.800 --> 01:38:26.239
and the three big pop Bushwhackers beat
the Beverley's here at European Rampage ninety three

1205
01:38:27.399 --> 01:38:29.640
and they leave the crowd in some
clapping and we go to the back.

1206
01:38:29.840 --> 01:38:33.760
It's main event time. Guidos is
with Bam bam, Guido is with Bammers.

1207
01:38:33.800 --> 01:38:39.800
Here we go Hackle McGuire, then
Bam bam Bigelo, the Beast of

1208
01:38:39.920 --> 01:38:47.920
the East viament that a long pubil
World Western Federation. You're a big but

1209
01:38:48.079 --> 01:38:51.520
you're also really really fast, don't
you. Well, that's right, don't

1210
01:38:51.560 --> 01:38:55.960
you. Bam Bam Bigelo, the
Beasts from the East is not only the

1211
01:38:56.079 --> 01:39:00.880
fastest four hundred pounds man in the
world, but he's also are the strongest

1212
01:39:00.960 --> 01:39:06.079
man in the w WF. Today, en Quarantakili on a solo piveloce my

1213
01:39:06.279 --> 01:39:14.119
band bandianke Lomo piu forte de l
w w F. You're gonna find bread

1214
01:39:14.239 --> 01:39:19.680
the hitman heart prosimo combatim in so
the band gonna bread the Hitman Heart.

1215
01:39:20.439 --> 01:39:27.479
Well, you know, Quido,
the hit Man, you know, is

1216
01:39:27.760 --> 01:39:31.520
excellent. Queen excusin. Let me
make it simple. What he does,

1217
01:39:31.960 --> 01:39:39.000
he does well, and he does
it perfect. But tonight in Milan his

1218
01:39:39.239 --> 01:39:44.000
excellence is going down because the piece
on the east is not playing no games.

1219
01:39:44.119 --> 01:39:47.119
I'm gonna beat the hit Man in
the ring. It's gonna band beam,

1220
01:39:47.199 --> 01:39:53.199
bigelow, bread the Hitman Heart.
Letch lint and and Lsuez called it

1221
01:39:53.359 --> 01:39:59.680
my safari solo de terminat because lefa
molto bene maluis Sara and gradi bactro scopriramo,

1222
01:40:00.279 --> 01:40:08.680
in fact, proprio bread the hit
Man Heart. Qui backstage of Oh

1223
01:40:08.760 --> 01:40:12.800
my God, and he's he's making
some some comment about how like you can

1224
01:40:13.439 --> 01:40:15.520
the way Brett's last name is pronounced
sounds a lot like hard, and you

1225
01:40:15.600 --> 01:40:18.640
can do like an. Then the
last is hard, and hard is hard.

1226
01:40:23.520 --> 01:40:27.840
Its Quido, just knock it off. B Yeah, he takes a

1227
01:40:27.920 --> 01:40:30.479
little bits, that's for sure.
Let's just let's just drop it all right.

1228
01:40:30.720 --> 01:40:38.479
You don't have time for that ship. Bam bam, bamm. Widows

1229
01:40:38.520 --> 01:40:42.520
with bread. He is with Brett. Here we go, here's Brett.

1230
01:40:43.760 --> 01:40:51.640
I see Brett the hip Man Hart
hip Mano called Lunico rest Tito, Intercontinental

1231
01:40:51.920 --> 01:41:00.319
Tech Team Western Federation. You're the
only one that won everything in the World

1232
01:41:00.359 --> 01:41:03.760
Western Federation. So how do you
start from this standpoint for the tonight match.

1233
01:41:05.119 --> 01:41:09.319
I want you to take a good
look at my eyes. These are

1234
01:41:09.359 --> 01:41:13.239
the eyes of a guy that doesn't
like to lose, you know, Bam

1235
01:41:13.319 --> 01:41:17.039
Bam Bigelo. He doesn't know that
I've gone through a lot in my career

1236
01:41:17.079 --> 01:41:20.760
in the World Wrestling Federation. I've
held the tag titles, I've held the

1237
01:41:20.840 --> 01:41:26.359
Intercontinental title, and I've held the
big one, the World Wrestling Federation Championship

1238
01:41:26.399 --> 01:41:30.439
belt. And Bam Bam Bigelow,
he may be four hundred pounds of speed

1239
01:41:30.600 --> 01:41:34.439
and strength and all that, but
he doesn't have what it takes to beat

1240
01:41:34.479 --> 01:41:50.359
the excellence of execution Bam Bank Bigelo. Sara Sara Piafarte Malamanca, quell the

1241
01:41:50.600 --> 01:41:57.319
excellence of execution of Bred the Hitman
Heart. You know, there's a lot

1242
01:41:57.399 --> 01:42:00.279
of things people can say about Bam
Bam Bigelow. And I know what a

1243
01:42:00.319 --> 01:42:02.800
lot of people are thinking. My
patent moved the sharp shooter. Can I

1244
01:42:02.880 --> 01:42:06.520
get the sharp shooter on a guy
with legs that big. That's the big

1245
01:42:06.640 --> 01:42:11.119
question. And you know what's gonna
happen. We're gonna find out in just

1246
01:42:11.199 --> 01:42:14.920
a couple of minutes. But everybody
should remember one thing. I got a

1247
01:42:15.000 --> 01:42:17.760
lot more moves than just a sharp
shooter. That's why I'm technically the best

1248
01:42:17.800 --> 01:42:21.239
there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

1249
01:42:23.199 --> 01:42:34.720
There is Bretta hit mahse uh So
I don't okay, Brett number one.

1250
01:42:35.439 --> 01:42:40.079
You put the fucking sharp shooter on
Yokozuna, right, so why is

1251
01:42:40.079 --> 01:42:44.680
it going to be harder to put
it on Bam bam? I understand.

1252
01:42:45.159 --> 01:42:49.800
Also, I'm pretty sure Guido said
something about Yoki. Pretty sure that too.

1253
01:42:50.319 --> 01:42:54.640
Yeah, there, there's there's also
something that Actually, as I was

1254
01:42:54.720 --> 01:43:02.359
watching this, I realize something that
we've never really seen Brett Hart with full

1255
01:43:02.439 --> 01:43:09.079
facial hair. He's had like stubble
and stuff like occasionally. I know he

1256
01:43:09.159 --> 01:43:15.039
did that for a lonesome dove,
but he's never He's never ever had like

1257
01:43:15.119 --> 01:43:19.199
a full on bushy beard. Yeah, Brett with a beard is alarming to

1258
01:43:19.279 --> 01:43:25.159
think, it is, what are
you hitting me with? Oh my god,

1259
01:43:25.239 --> 01:43:28.720
did you make him? I made
that? I made that. He's

1260
01:43:28.760 --> 01:43:30.960
got your beard. You know,
it actually doesn't look as bad as I

1261
01:43:31.000 --> 01:43:34.920
thought it would. It just looks
weird. Yeah, he's he's has to

1262
01:43:35.000 --> 01:43:39.560
be. He has to be like
a smooth faced guy. He has to

1263
01:43:39.600 --> 01:43:42.359
be. Yeah. Yeah, it's
the only thing that makes sense. Like,

1264
01:43:42.439 --> 01:43:45.680
I wonder, has he ever tried
like a goatee before or anything like

1265
01:43:46.239 --> 01:43:54.680
I've I I question you know,
people who who've never grown some kind of

1266
01:43:54.680 --> 01:43:57.239
facial hair. At this point,
it sounds like a cameo request to me.

1267
01:43:57.880 --> 01:44:00.800
Yeah, yeah, can you see
him with a you know, a

1268
01:44:00.920 --> 01:44:06.479
Keith Hart mustache? Yeah? Oh
god, maybe I'll whip up another one

1269
01:44:06.520 --> 01:44:13.159
quickly. What a mustache instead of
a full beard? Yeah? Yeah.

1270
01:44:13.680 --> 01:44:16.119
They make reference on the Italian broadcast
to the sharpshooter and they translate it as

1271
01:44:16.159 --> 01:44:20.880
sniper, So that's kind of that's
about accurate. Yep, that's how they

1272
01:44:20.960 --> 01:44:26.359
define sharpshooter to the people. So
there you go. Brett interacting there before

1273
01:44:26.399 --> 01:44:29.680
stepping through the curtain. Still has
the original heart foundation music. Doesn't have

1274
01:44:29.760 --> 01:44:32.479
the guitar screech yet not yet,
not yet, coming soon coming to that's

1275
01:44:32.479 --> 01:44:40.840
a ninety four thing or ninety something
like that. Yeah, okay, and

1276
01:44:42.000 --> 01:44:45.199
here he comes, and man,
so great the way he steps over the

1277
01:44:45.279 --> 01:44:47.920
rope with that delay. Oh.
Absolutely, he sits on the bottom rope

1278
01:44:47.960 --> 01:44:53.680
for an extra beat. Yes,
and it's so great. He's he really

1279
01:44:53.800 --> 01:44:59.000
is, especially at this at this
stage, he's just he's really special.

1280
01:44:59.239 --> 01:45:01.399
He's showing up to in a wrestling
match, exactly and that is enough.

1281
01:45:02.319 --> 01:45:09.560
Yep and absolutely, And then he
goes back out to the floor to do

1282
01:45:09.680 --> 01:45:13.800
the handing out the glasses routine.
He's got the jacket hanging off his shoulders,

1283
01:45:14.000 --> 01:45:15.600
you know, you know, the
drill. Yep. An event time

1284
01:45:15.840 --> 01:45:20.960
WWF European Rampage nineteen ninety three,
Milan, Italy Bret the Hitman Heart versus

1285
01:45:21.039 --> 01:45:25.840
Bam Bam Bigelo before they locked horns
at King of the Ring. The Italians

1286
01:45:25.880 --> 01:45:30.920
and many other ww fans across the
Europe were party to these two, you

1287
01:45:30.000 --> 01:45:32.079
know, basically putting their King of
the Ring match together. I mean the

1288
01:45:32.119 --> 01:45:34.880
finish is then for sure, totally. Yeah. You think you could do

1289
01:45:34.920 --> 01:45:38.399
a similar split screen with this and
King of the Ring. I probably could.

1290
01:45:38.479 --> 01:45:41.640
I probably could have done that,
but I didn't. I should have.

1291
01:45:41.840 --> 01:45:45.000
I bet it's a I bet there's
a lot of echoes so yeah,

1292
01:45:45.479 --> 01:45:48.000
and the early going Brett kind of
scouts around, then leaves the ring,

1293
01:45:48.119 --> 01:45:53.079
does the taking off of the shades
and all that. They mentioned a bambino

1294
01:45:55.079 --> 01:46:02.840
getting the glasses. I'm going to
see here, bambin no interesting if I

1295
01:46:03.600 --> 01:46:08.640
can find out where they make make
reference to him giving his glasses over.

1296
01:46:10.079 --> 01:46:15.319
Uh does not? Oh yeah,
I haven't seen yet. Everybody wants the

1297
01:46:15.359 --> 01:46:17.600
little boy Brett Hitmanhart a little girl. A little girl, says Don Peterson,

1298
01:46:17.920 --> 01:46:23.199
A little girl. Ah, and
everybody there on the edge right at

1299
01:46:23.319 --> 01:46:26.479
the tresanine, which I guess is
the word for the guardrail there for Brett

1300
01:46:26.479 --> 01:46:30.920
the Hitman heart so not nothing great
there. Back into the square circle he

1301
01:46:31.000 --> 01:46:35.840
goes heat man chant breaks out man
and uh, well he is the heat

1302
01:46:35.880 --> 01:46:40.039
man, that's for sure. Bambers
would the shut the heck up to the

1303
01:46:40.119 --> 01:46:44.960
people. Shut the hell up?
Okay, Bam, Bambers. He put

1304
01:46:45.000 --> 01:46:45.840
more of a filter on it than
he would do if he was on English

1305
01:46:45.920 --> 01:46:53.119
language television. You could have shut
the hell up or yeah exactly, or

1306
01:46:53.159 --> 01:46:55.680
just at least shut the hell up, like what's your problem. That's like

1307
01:46:55.760 --> 01:46:58.039
one of the most fun things of
being an American wrestler in Japan. As

1308
01:46:58.079 --> 01:47:00.199
you can go in their television and
say fuck all the time and it doesn't

1309
01:47:00.199 --> 01:47:03.039
get bleeped. No one cares,
and the fans kind of know what it

1310
01:47:03.119 --> 01:47:06.640
means, but it's not like not
something the sensors care about. To take

1311
01:47:06.640 --> 01:47:11.600
that opportunity, No such luck.
Here, Bermer rolls on the canvas to

1312
01:47:11.640 --> 01:47:15.399
intimidate Brett. He literally does a
a forward roll before the walk up.

1313
01:47:15.720 --> 01:47:16.920
Yes, I mean you got it. You got to send the signal to

1314
01:47:17.000 --> 01:47:20.600
Brett that you can cover distance remarkably
quick for someone of your size. I'm

1315
01:47:20.600 --> 01:47:24.880
gonna be sending you a couple more
photos here. Okay, this is uh

1316
01:47:25.319 --> 01:47:30.880
just with a goatee. Jeez oh
man, that's way worse. Here makes

1317
01:47:30.920 --> 01:47:40.199
it look so low rent. Oh
god, looks oh ah, now he

1318
01:47:40.279 --> 01:47:45.319
looks like Vince one above him,
looks like Ben Steller in Happy Gilmore.

1319
01:47:45.880 --> 01:47:50.239
It does. And then we've got
the puncho via mustache here on the hidman.

1320
01:47:51.319 --> 01:47:58.600
That's that's fun. Actually, you
should hold out of those. Oh

1321
01:47:58.760 --> 01:48:01.359
my god. So Brett side steps
to lock up and Vammer's lands on his

1322
01:48:01.479 --> 01:48:03.960
face. Kind of a weird spot. I don't know what that was about.

1323
01:48:04.079 --> 01:48:10.239
I don't know either. That was
weird one landing on his face like

1324
01:48:10.279 --> 01:48:13.079
that. I don't know what's the
message was there. I guess Brett just

1325
01:48:13.119 --> 01:48:17.479
too quick. Dan Peterson says something
that ends with chow chow, and I

1326
01:48:17.720 --> 01:48:24.000
noticed Bamband makes a blne for catering
the not the first time that day he'd

1327
01:48:24.039 --> 01:48:29.399
heard that echo. It just was
in his head before. So then a

1328
01:48:29.479 --> 01:48:31.680
lock up and Brett has shoved off
hard to get over Bigelow's power advantage and

1329
01:48:31.760 --> 01:48:35.880
hits the floor to think it over, realizing well, I can't really I

1330
01:48:35.960 --> 01:48:40.520
can't really have any success from the
classic coloring elbow position with someone of this

1331
01:48:40.960 --> 01:48:45.399
this stature. That it's true they
keep putting over over and over again.

1332
01:48:45.439 --> 01:48:47.119
You can tell, even if you
don't speak Italian, that Brett has had

1333
01:48:47.279 --> 01:48:51.640
held, you know, a championship
in every category and they they they bring

1334
01:48:51.800 --> 01:48:56.119
up WRESTLINGIA nine. Did you hear
this one? Kind of yeah? I

1335
01:48:56.119 --> 01:49:00.239
don't really know what to make of
it. What did you hear here that

1336
01:49:00.359 --> 01:49:05.720
parents rokor Yoko Tuna, I wrestle
money in no way, Yoko Juna shook

1337
01:49:09.119 --> 01:49:20.800
men O Cross ch So Trace Minuto, Hulk Hogan Company in the world,

1338
01:49:21.479 --> 01:49:28.479
right, wrestle mo knee yep.
It says he said he lost the title

1339
01:49:28.520 --> 01:49:33.720
to Yokozuna Yokozuna immediately the match,
and then he kind of talks about Bam

1340
01:49:33.800 --> 01:49:39.600
bam here. I think this is
that that point of things. But yeah,

1341
01:49:39.720 --> 01:49:43.279
so definitely getting across that this is
what happened at WrestleMania. I do

1342
01:49:43.359 --> 01:49:45.000
wonder how you could have seen Wrestleman
in Italy. I'm sure it was available

1343
01:49:45.000 --> 01:49:48.039
somehow it was a free broadcast.
I don't know, but he kind of

1344
01:49:48.039 --> 01:49:51.439
talks, he seems to talk about
it like people would know that he's He

1345
01:49:51.479 --> 01:49:56.239
doesn't over explain it. It just
makes reference to it. Now there's maybe

1346
01:49:56.239 --> 01:50:01.079
they could a yeah, that would
be magazine something there you go, oh

1347
01:50:01.159 --> 01:50:08.520
yeah, yeah in two weeks.
Yeah, definitely got the magazine. Brett

1348
01:50:08.560 --> 01:50:12.680
snatches a sidehead lock Bamers, then
hoists themitt of the ropes and pushes him

1349
01:50:12.680 --> 01:50:15.119
off and a tackle and down goes
Brett. Bambers lets out a roar on

1350
01:50:15.199 --> 01:50:18.520
that one, and Peterson says something
about football Americano. I guess every time

1351
01:50:18.560 --> 01:50:20.880
there shoulder tackle he's got to call
out in America. He does. He

1352
01:50:20.960 --> 01:50:25.439
does say that. I hear him
say football every time. Every time there's

1353
01:50:25.439 --> 01:50:27.840
a there's a shoulder block, Brett
to the floor, taking a breath and

1354
01:50:27.880 --> 01:50:31.800
trying to recover from again encountering the
power of the beast from the east back

1355
01:50:31.880 --> 01:50:34.520
end lock up, Bammers raakes the
eyes and goes off with the clubbing again.

1356
01:50:34.520 --> 01:50:38.399
It's it's it's stuff like that too, like we're talking about before,

1357
01:50:39.039 --> 01:50:45.760
where Brett these little details that you
know are probably not spelled out, oh

1358
01:50:45.880 --> 01:50:48.600
definitely not right away, not selled
like, okay, you know, let

1359
01:50:48.800 --> 01:50:51.359
do this and for him, but
it's like, okay, Brett, do

1360
01:50:51.439 --> 01:50:57.760
what you can to make him look
like a monster. And Brett bailing a

1361
01:50:57.880 --> 01:51:02.199
baby face bailing from the ring to
reconsider his strategy is such a brilliant thing.

1362
01:51:02.279 --> 01:51:06.199
It's so good, so underdone.
M it's so underdone in that,

1363
01:51:06.319 --> 01:51:10.800
you know, some of the magic
of wrestling is a babyface who finds a

1364
01:51:10.840 --> 01:51:13.159
way to be crafty in the face
of you know, a big, daunting,

1365
01:51:13.199 --> 01:51:15.720
physical try And that's the thing,
like, you know, he knows,

1366
01:51:16.479 --> 01:51:19.760
he knows that he's an underdog,
but he also knows that he is

1367
01:51:19.840 --> 01:51:24.960
the best wrestler. So like the
the the details that are that are put

1368
01:51:25.000 --> 01:51:29.840
across to the to the fans are
there so that you know, subliminally,

1369
01:51:30.039 --> 01:51:35.800
subliminally you can you know, you
can, you can believe that Brett has

1370
01:51:35.800 --> 01:51:42.199
a chance to win even though this
guy you know, outweighs him two to

1371
01:51:42.279 --> 01:51:44.560
one. Right, that he just
has to make adjustments, he has to

1372
01:51:45.079 --> 01:51:47.439
write, you know, he has
to sort of take into account the fact

1373
01:51:47.479 --> 01:51:50.560
that his instincts aren't working for him
and he's got to try something else.

1374
01:51:51.399 --> 01:51:55.359
Case in point, when he gets
back in Bamer's whips bretat in the ropes,

1375
01:51:55.399 --> 01:51:58.920
Brett ducks the lariat and hits a
running seated dropkick just basically throws his

1376
01:51:59.000 --> 01:52:01.560
body dynamite. Kids dial it bam
bam, which usually don't see him doing

1377
01:52:01.600 --> 01:52:04.520
in quite that fashion. No,
not at all, And that sends bam

1378
01:52:04.560 --> 01:52:08.520
bam ricocheting into the ropes. And
then he leaps and misses an elbow drop.

1379
01:52:08.560 --> 01:52:12.199
And then now Brett is on Bamber's
arm work in the arm over yep,

1380
01:52:12.239 --> 01:52:14.960
Bigelow shoves him into the corner,
charges and misses and hits the buckle.

1381
01:52:14.960 --> 01:52:17.079
Brett wrenches the arm and Bigelow because
he's here to work, and he's

1382
01:52:17.079 --> 01:52:20.279
here to add a quarter of star
where possible. When when you give Bigelow

1383
01:52:20.279 --> 01:52:24.239
an arm wrench. He's gonna front
flip, Yes he is, you know

1384
01:52:24.279 --> 01:52:26.840
what I mean. He's not just
gonna like sell the shoulder. He's gonna

1385
01:52:27.159 --> 01:52:30.159
go ahead over heels because he's here
to prove that he can flip. And

1386
01:52:30.199 --> 01:52:33.760
therefore it you know, it's a
great big man worker. It is that

1387
01:52:33.880 --> 01:52:36.560
he is. That he is,
that he's a that he's an agile big

1388
01:52:36.600 --> 01:52:40.720
man. That's right. Brett drives
his knees into the arm of Bigelow and

1389
01:52:40.760 --> 01:52:43.840
hooks that arm bar tight. Bigelow
goes to the ribs to break, and

1390
01:52:43.920 --> 01:52:46.840
then the match continues. There's clubbing, and then a whip and a duck

1391
01:52:46.880 --> 01:52:51.279
of the crossbody. Duck's hilariot a
crossbody attempt. Brett Hardt is caught,

1392
01:52:51.479 --> 01:52:55.880
but he comes down on Bimbam Bigelow
and there's a big kickout from the Beast

1393
01:52:55.920 --> 01:52:58.359
from the East that sends Brett all
the way from the ring to the floor,

1394
01:52:58.399 --> 01:53:00.520
which is always a great way to
get a guy over as a monster.

1395
01:53:00.600 --> 01:53:03.720
Bret then to the apron Digg's shoulders
to the gut slides in baseball slide

1396
01:53:03.760 --> 01:53:10.279
again. He's got to exercise those
yep, those crafty you know, almost

1397
01:53:10.359 --> 01:53:14.680
junior heavyweight like motions to to stay
a step ahead of Bigelow. So he

1398
01:53:14.720 --> 01:53:18.680
baseball because Bigelow, Bigelow is gonna
wear is gonna you know, he's gonna

1399
01:53:20.399 --> 01:53:24.159
he's got a lot of steam,
but he's gonna run out. That's right.

1400
01:53:24.359 --> 01:53:27.680
He got to be faster. Yeah, that that's kind of the psychology.

1401
01:53:27.720 --> 01:53:30.119
It's like, you know, while
he's gonna overpower me in every exchange,

1402
01:53:30.600 --> 01:53:33.479
if I could be good enough to
avoid any kind of like mortal blow,

1403
01:53:33.720 --> 01:53:36.720
eventually he's gonna be tired and his
strikes are gonna come up weak,

1404
01:53:36.760 --> 01:53:40.600
and he's not gonna be able to
throw me around anymore because he's got to

1405
01:53:40.640 --> 01:53:44.159
carry too much. He doesn't have
the cardio I do, and Brett's counting

1406
01:53:44.199 --> 01:53:48.439
on that, so he again baseball
slides back into the ring und Bigelow's legs,

1407
01:53:48.439 --> 01:53:50.920
starts throwing punches. Bred hits the
ropes and leaps at Bigelow with the

1408
01:53:50.920 --> 01:53:54.800
back elbow. Bigelow hits the floor. Brett gestures to the crowd like,

1409
01:53:54.840 --> 01:53:57.760
come on, that was awesome,
right, and then they cheer for him.

1410
01:53:58.119 --> 01:54:00.520
I think he wanted more of a
poplar. He's not. Yeah,

1411
01:54:00.560 --> 01:54:04.960
he's he's uh, he's not completely
over with the Italian the Italian strong.

1412
01:54:05.079 --> 01:54:09.840
Yeah, it really is interesting.
I can't I can't really tell if I'm

1413
01:54:09.840 --> 01:54:14.279
watching a Brett that that's Brett yet
to them. You know, I'm wondering

1414
01:54:14.439 --> 01:54:17.960
maybe, uh, maybe there's such
a delay in uh in the television programming

1415
01:54:18.000 --> 01:54:24.439
that they were expecting to see Brunos
and Martino. It would have went nuts

1416
01:54:24.479 --> 01:54:26.800
for him. You know. It's
funny, all those years, I never

1417
01:54:26.880 --> 01:54:30.600
remember hearing about Bruno ever working imagine
Italy. He must have, but you

1418
01:54:30.640 --> 01:54:34.319
would think would be legendary if he
did, and that I've never heard of.

1419
01:54:34.359 --> 01:54:39.319
It really interesting and you'd think that
would be like a major thing,

1420
01:54:39.560 --> 01:54:43.039
especially when I went to Australia and
you know, all the Italians in Australia,

1421
01:54:43.159 --> 01:54:45.840
Mario Milano and that's why he went. You know. It's there was

1422
01:54:45.520 --> 01:54:49.079
so many Italian wrestling fans in Australia
that helped that territory be such a boom

1423
01:54:49.800 --> 01:54:54.399
area in the sixties and seventies,
and never hear one of them expanding in

1424
01:54:54.399 --> 01:55:00.960
Italy or Bruno making the jump.
You hear about Toronto another great example,

1425
01:55:01.079 --> 01:55:02.880
Yep, you do you hear about
Toronto? But you don't hear about the

1426
01:55:02.880 --> 01:55:05.760
other ones as much. You don't
hear like actually going to Italy. So

1427
01:55:06.079 --> 01:55:09.560
bam bam. Then gets plenty of
time to recoup on the floor, selling

1428
01:55:09.640 --> 01:55:11.960
that he was knocked loopy by that
Brett back elbow. Brett comes to the

1429
01:55:12.039 --> 01:55:15.560
apron and leaps and he's caught on
the way down and driven spine first into

1430
01:55:15.560 --> 01:55:17.640
the ring. Ah, yes he
is, and does he sell that beautifully?

1431
01:55:18.119 --> 01:55:21.840
The impact is there, Brett selling
crazy on the floor like he's almost

1432
01:55:21.840 --> 01:55:25.119
paralyzed, just laying there with his
face in his hands, like he can't

1433
01:55:25.159 --> 01:55:29.520
believe the pain shooting up and down
his body. And then Bigelow comes out

1434
01:55:29.520 --> 01:55:31.279
as Brett's trying to climb back into
the ring, snatches him again and once

1435
01:55:31.319 --> 01:55:36.039
again drives Brett spine first into the
post. Yes it twice. It's great

1436
01:55:36.079 --> 01:55:39.800
stuff. And Brett let's out a
fuck as the referee checks on him like,

1437
01:55:40.000 --> 01:55:44.079
wow, beautiful cell job. Then
Bigelow lifts the wooden blue steps.

1438
01:55:44.079 --> 01:55:45.680
Suddenly he's got this huge fucking thing
over his head. Now they're metal,

1439
01:55:45.680 --> 01:55:48.600
they're wooden? Are they're metal?
Okay, yeah, they're metal. I'm

1440
01:55:48.600 --> 01:55:51.199
pretty sure these looked like would to
me. But whatever it was, it

1441
01:55:51.319 --> 01:55:54.119
was, I thought I saw that. I thought I thought I saw them

1442
01:55:54.199 --> 01:55:58.119
split apart like they like the uh
the metal ones do, right, Chris

1443
01:55:58.159 --> 01:56:01.119
sworn, That's what I saw.
But and it's just whatever the case might

1444
01:56:01.159 --> 01:56:04.279
be. It's jarring because you didn't
really realize they were there. And then

1445
01:56:05.039 --> 01:56:09.000
they're up in the air, right, and he wants to fucking drop him

1446
01:56:09.000 --> 01:56:16.399
on Brett's head, but it doesn't
doesn't quite happen that way. As Bigelow

1447
01:56:16.640 --> 01:56:19.920
trying to get Hebner out of the
way, dave Hebner to hit Brett with

1448
01:56:19.920 --> 01:56:23.319
the steps, but Hebner doesn't move, and then Bigelow just drops him and

1449
01:56:23.319 --> 01:56:26.239
says, to hell with it.
They're all channing something at Bigelow that hasn't

1450
01:56:26.279 --> 01:56:30.199
worked up. I can't tell what
exactly they're channing, but at one at

1451
01:56:30.239 --> 01:56:33.680
one point chan heat mon, heat
mon heat mon. There is heat.

1452
01:56:34.079 --> 01:56:39.399
Maybe that's what it is, and
I just didn't recognize it the same ironically,

1453
01:56:39.520 --> 01:56:44.479
there is. There's very little heat. Mon'm gonna work on that.

1454
01:56:45.239 --> 01:56:54.039
Oh shit, it's pretty fans sotually
pretty good. So Brett is a terrific

1455
01:56:54.119 --> 01:56:57.000
selling on the floor, tries to
stand up and has to take a knee,

1456
01:56:57.039 --> 01:56:59.920
can't even stand out. Finally he
rolls back of the ring and Bigelow

1457
01:56:59.920 --> 01:57:01.039
was stomping away. Head butt to
the small the back of the hitman,

1458
01:57:01.119 --> 01:57:05.399
series of forearms and Brett goes chest
first into the buckle. Brett kicks and

1459
01:57:05.479 --> 01:57:08.399
fires out of the corner, try
to keep Bigelow at bay, but the

1460
01:57:08.600 --> 01:57:11.439
Beast from the East cuts him off, going to the eyes and then a

1461
01:57:11.439 --> 01:57:14.640
whip to the corner and Brett hits
hard and collapses. Brett his bat has

1462
01:57:14.680 --> 01:57:19.039
brought his one of a kind taking
of the turn buckle. He he is

1463
01:57:19.119 --> 01:57:25.960
there to show Italians exactly how much
wrestling hurts. Plenty of klang right exactly

1464
01:57:26.039 --> 01:57:30.119
and plenty of quang coming January of
nineteen ninety four. Absolutely. Bigelow then

1465
01:57:30.119 --> 01:57:33.800
whips him again and he falls again
on impact a bit of a targeted head

1466
01:57:33.800 --> 01:57:39.119
button. I realize Bigelow, ever, went to impact, drops to Brett's

1467
01:57:39.119 --> 01:57:43.640
back. Now with a big head
butt comes Bigelow and then he launches Brett

1468
01:57:43.760 --> 01:57:45.359
sliding out of the ring almost Brett
climbs back in. Bigelow's on him with

1469
01:57:45.399 --> 01:57:49.560
a kick and an unbelievable suplex.
I mean, oh, it's clear the

1470
01:57:49.680 --> 01:57:55.319
decks. Okay, Yes, this
is one of the finest vertical supe plays

1471
01:57:55.359 --> 01:57:58.800
I've ever seen executed by Bigelow.
He does the thing, but he's so

1472
01:57:58.920 --> 01:58:01.680
powerful that he one arm is it, doesn't he? Yeah? Oh yeah,

1473
01:58:02.000 --> 01:58:06.960
absolutely yes he's He is tremendous.
He makes it the most devastating thing

1474
01:58:08.000 --> 01:58:11.359
you can do to another human being. Don't write bam bam Bigelow off.

1475
01:58:11.560 --> 01:58:15.399
Okay, absolutely knows what he's doing. He just was out of favor politically,

1476
01:58:15.640 --> 01:58:19.800
blah blah blah. But the guy
went in there and he could go

1477
01:58:20.039 --> 01:58:24.079
on par with a few others on
the roster. Yeah, including just about

1478
01:58:24.079 --> 01:58:28.000
every single person who was pushed above
him. And this fucking delayed vertical with

1479
01:58:28.119 --> 01:58:30.640
one arm puts me where I need
to be as a wrestling fan. It's

1480
01:58:30.640 --> 01:58:33.680
that smile, yeah, because you
realize that it comes across it. He

1481
01:58:33.800 --> 01:58:38.560
is a powerful man, yep,
and he is a threat, and you

1482
01:58:38.680 --> 01:58:43.680
know your guy's in trouble. God, is the vertical supplex such a thing

1483
01:58:43.760 --> 01:58:46.520
worth celebrating? You know? I
think a flair just elevating somebody, that's

1484
01:58:46.600 --> 01:58:53.920
just it. Like, you know, why have we just forgotten the importance

1485
01:58:54.399 --> 01:58:58.920
of a vertical supplex. Yeah,
now it's all snap and right, you

1486
01:58:59.119 --> 01:59:03.479
lift and you you use that fulcrum. You know, you just use that

1487
01:59:03.640 --> 01:59:10.279
moment where you turn over to really
generate snap and impact, and that's what

1488
01:59:10.359 --> 01:59:13.119
you need. You know. If
the move worked before, it should work

1489
01:59:13.159 --> 01:59:15.359
now. Yep, there's no reason
it shouldn't continue to work. I mean,

1490
01:59:15.560 --> 01:59:18.359
yeah, I know that that you
know can be taken to an extreme.

1491
01:59:18.479 --> 01:59:21.439
And I'm not saying every move that
finished someone on the Dumont Network in

1492
01:59:21.520 --> 01:59:26.000
nineteen fifty five should finish somebody in
twenty twenty four. But kind of close,

1493
01:59:26.119 --> 01:59:29.359
Yah, can hurt? Can hurt? Kind of close can't hurt?

1494
01:59:29.399 --> 01:59:31.960
To keep that in mind when you're
deciding what spots to do and how to

1495
01:59:32.000 --> 01:59:36.000
sell them. So great suplex here
by Bigelow, I would urge any wrestling

1496
01:59:36.159 --> 01:59:39.479
student of the game to check it
out. Like it's a one to two

1497
01:59:40.159 --> 01:59:42.960
for Bigelow whipping a bear hug by
Bigelow and then Brett is grabbing it,

1498
01:59:43.039 --> 01:59:45.399
Dave Hebner's shirt turn and find a
way out of this predicament. He gets

1499
01:59:45.439 --> 01:59:47.720
to a headlock finally, and he's
elevated, and yeah, let's add a

1500
01:59:47.800 --> 01:59:51.359
beautiful high back supplex too. Absolutely, I mean you talk about it left

1501
01:59:51.479 --> 01:59:58.760
high delay. Oh it's ridiculous.
Fuck it, Bigelow, perfect backsupplex,

1502
01:59:58.800 --> 02:00:00.880
I mean unreal. For the out
of two, biggel keeps digging into the

1503
02:00:00.920 --> 02:00:03.439
injured back of Brett Hart and he
lifts Bread over his shoulder. This is

1504
02:00:03.479 --> 02:00:06.439
the spot you were talking about before. Yeah, what'll we see here?

1505
02:00:08.560 --> 02:00:14.600
We see him. This is when
he uh uh right, he gets the

1506
02:00:15.239 --> 02:00:18.319
he gets the the the Bruno.
Ironically, he gets the Canadian backbreaker up

1507
02:00:18.439 --> 02:00:21.960
right, you know, and he
seeks he seeks submission. That's correct,

1508
02:00:21.960 --> 02:00:27.880
all right, Brett, Brett.
This so this, this is this is

1509
02:00:28.119 --> 02:00:34.079
just again Brett is able to wiggle
himself out of the hold after a while,

1510
02:00:34.399 --> 02:00:43.439
like he is, he's trying to
strategize while suffering. And then he's

1511
02:00:43.520 --> 02:00:46.920
able to hit a back supplex.
He's able to get out of it and

1512
02:00:47.039 --> 02:00:50.760
hit a backsup plex on on Bam, bam, Biglow. It's fucking money

1513
02:00:51.159 --> 02:00:58.039
absolutely absolutely, And then you know, and and and and then after that

1514
02:00:59.239 --> 02:01:03.760
bam bam has Brett in a slim
position, and this is and Brett tries

1515
02:01:03.800 --> 02:01:09.439
to get out. He tries to
get out, and and and again Wrigal

1516
02:01:09.520 --> 02:01:12.960
free, but this time he can't
do it, and he gets a backbreaker

1517
02:01:13.079 --> 02:01:18.119
like a you know, uh the
move the you know dropping, not not

1518
02:01:18.199 --> 02:01:24.720
the submission move, but the the
you know you drop on your knee and

1519
02:01:25.000 --> 02:01:30.199
yeah, across the back yep.
Dan Peterson is trying to figure out what's

1520
02:01:30.199 --> 02:01:33.720
happening here, and he finally assesses
that Bigelow, in doing this move,

1521
02:01:33.840 --> 02:01:38.399
is trying to hurt Brett's back again
just by holding him there. Dan Peterson

1522
02:01:38.399 --> 02:01:44.039
explains the weight of the legs is
what bends the back, and Brett in

1523
02:01:44.119 --> 02:01:46.920
a huge difficulty. Dan Peterson declares, and uh, you know the hand

1524
02:01:47.000 --> 02:01:50.000
drops once. It drops twice,
and Peterson says, let's see if there's

1525
02:01:50.039 --> 02:01:54.680
a third no Brett punch charge.
He tries to get out of this.

1526
02:01:54.800 --> 02:01:59.399
He succeeds, it lights it does, he does, and he is lit.

1527
02:02:00.079 --> 02:02:04.520
He's lit, yes, sir so. Then a belly to back rocks

1528
02:02:04.520 --> 02:02:09.399
Bigelow like you said they do the
double down spot blows both slow to get

1529
02:02:09.479 --> 02:02:12.920
up. Brett ducks the line,
runs into a cross body of a Bigelow

1530
02:02:12.920 --> 02:02:15.359
with stands it and hits the front
back breaker like you said, ye on

1531
02:02:15.680 --> 02:02:18.840
the hit man. Bigelow then drops
another head butt pulls Brett Hard up slow

1532
02:02:18.880 --> 02:02:24.439
and slams him down hard to the
canvas, which is a terrible position for

1533
02:02:24.520 --> 02:02:30.359
Brett Heart. We're told, indeed, and how you say it, Brettheart,

1534
02:02:30.560 --> 02:02:34.560
Dan Peterson says, in a long
and tiring bretttheart fight, go down,

1535
02:02:34.680 --> 02:02:40.039
your champion, where is your sample
now? And the Italian audience is

1536
02:02:40.119 --> 02:02:44.199
stupid? But he is the ruler
of the band. Damn Bigelow match this

1537
02:02:44.479 --> 02:02:51.199
brother. Apparently, what he's saying
wow wow calling out the goddamn fan mis

1538
02:02:51.720 --> 02:02:58.159
mistranslation. Uh, then Bigelow with
double under hooks, because right, I

1539
02:02:58.239 --> 02:03:00.760
mean, let's go to Tokyo?
Right? Why not? I mean?

1540
02:03:00.880 --> 02:03:03.039
I mean, I mean, I'm
sorry, I thought we already saw the

1541
02:03:03.079 --> 02:03:06.319
Steiners wrestler. I know, I
know, I thought we had enough butterflies.

1542
02:03:08.000 --> 02:03:13.119
Like I'm thinking, he's just gonna
do a fucking traditional butterfly under hooks

1543
02:03:13.119 --> 02:03:15.079
suplex, But what does he do? What do you do? Instead?

1544
02:03:15.159 --> 02:03:20.680
He lives and dumps across? He
lives and transitions. Thank you that backbreaker

1545
02:03:20.760 --> 02:03:25.760
Jericho does from the double under hooks, And just like what fucking Scott Steiner

1546
02:03:25.800 --> 02:03:28.479
does? You know, he doesn't
do the back backer. He does to

1547
02:03:28.560 --> 02:03:30.560
the slam. But like for a
second, I was thinking, you know

1548
02:03:30.600 --> 02:03:32.560
how familiar Bigelow was with Japanese work
rate, that he might just do a

1549
02:03:32.640 --> 02:03:38.119
tiger driver in ninety three. I
was half expecting to see a burning hammer.

1550
02:03:38.159 --> 02:03:43.159
Absolutely absolutely, But we get the
backbreaker, and uh, Bigelow thinks

1551
02:03:43.199 --> 02:03:45.000
that's plenty to set up Brett for
the kudu graand the top rope. Flying

1552
02:03:45.039 --> 02:03:48.720
headbuton climbs the top rope. But
you better believe Bigelow misses eats canvas.

1553
02:03:48.800 --> 02:03:54.760
Yes, yes here, and uh, certainly the first and certainly not the

1554
02:03:54.840 --> 02:03:58.439
last thing he would eat on this
day, not at all. Uh.

1555
02:03:58.600 --> 02:04:01.359
Brett comes up kicking and punching away. One of those punches sends Bigelow leaping

1556
02:04:01.439 --> 02:04:04.680
into the corner and there's a corner
mound here as Brett is peppering him with

1557
02:04:04.720 --> 02:04:08.920
shots to the head, and then
a side rushing legs sweep by the hip

1558
02:04:08.960 --> 02:04:11.359
man gets two one. Bigelow.
Brett hart in the referee's face, thinking

1559
02:04:11.439 --> 02:04:13.720
right, I don't say Brett yells
at Hebner. I think he thinks Hepner

1560
02:04:13.720 --> 02:04:16.560
screwed him. Yeah, he thought
he thought that cat was a little slow.

1561
02:04:17.159 --> 02:04:23.359
Don't worry Brett. More of that
to come. Betta rope inverted and

1562
02:04:23.680 --> 02:04:27.119
Brett takes off with the flying clothes
line. Another Football Americana reference by Dan

1563
02:04:27.159 --> 02:04:30.960
Peterson's Brett Covers for two. Brett
comes off the middle rope with a bulldog

1564
02:04:30.039 --> 02:04:33.680
now on on a Bam Bam Bigelow
and he lines up the legs. It's

1565
02:04:33.720 --> 02:04:36.239
time for the sharpshooter, but Bigelow
kicks him off. Brett comes off the

1566
02:04:36.319 --> 02:04:44.199
ropes, gets stripped and fucking a
generous individual protecting Bam Bam Bigelow in that

1567
02:04:44.319 --> 02:04:47.439
way, protecting him. How's that
by not actually getting the sharp shooter on

1568
02:04:47.560 --> 02:04:50.600
him right because it would look ridiculous. You know, I think I think

1569
02:04:51.199 --> 02:04:56.000
it makes Bam Bam look tougher that
he can never get him. He never

1570
02:04:56.039 --> 02:04:59.640
does, he never gets the sharpshooter
on him right right now? That those

1571
02:04:59.680 --> 02:05:02.359
little again, those little things,
that's what's important. You know. Not

1572
02:05:03.039 --> 02:05:10.880
not allowing your opponent to get into
your move is important. Yep, you

1573
02:05:10.960 --> 02:05:17.560
know that's what makes you know finishers
mean something because it's like you don't you

1574
02:05:17.600 --> 02:05:28.560
know, finishers have become such a
a a requirement. But I challenge any

1575
02:05:28.640 --> 02:05:35.960
wrestler in this day and age,
to not necessarily apply your finish to somebody.

1576
02:05:36.119 --> 02:05:41.520
Yeah, to like try to go
for it for sure, make people

1577
02:05:41.520 --> 02:05:45.800
think about it, but make people
want it more than actually giving it to

1578
02:05:45.840 --> 02:05:48.880
them a million times. Make it
special when you hit it, like how

1579
02:05:49.000 --> 02:05:51.920
cool would you know? It's like, because then that also brings up that

1580
02:05:53.119 --> 02:05:58.600
that makes them feel important, you
know, And if you don't hit it

1581
02:05:58.680 --> 02:06:00.600
on somebody, it does hurt your
move. It actually makes your move look

1582
02:06:00.600 --> 02:06:04.159
stronger because we don't know what would
have happened if you if you'd applied it,

1583
02:06:04.279 --> 02:06:08.159
yeah, exactly, And same thing
here. We don't know what would

1584
02:06:08.159 --> 02:06:11.680
have happened if if if Bam Bam
Bigelow had connected with the head butt,

1585
02:06:11.880 --> 02:06:16.640
maybe Brett would have lost. You
know, we don't know if Brett can

1586
02:06:16.680 --> 02:06:20.479
put the sharpshooter on yeah, on
Bam Bam Bigelow. These things like it's

1587
02:06:21.880 --> 02:06:30.239
it's details like this that are well
thought out and it's just it's just a

1588
02:06:30.279 --> 02:06:35.560
shit show. But I would love
to see you know, a pair of

1589
02:06:35.680 --> 02:06:41.039
guys at you know at or women
whatever at one of the next couple of

1590
02:06:41.119 --> 02:06:45.520
shows, just like try not to
don't get your move on them, you

1591
02:06:45.560 --> 02:06:48.039
know, like, whoever's going to
win the match, you know, they

1592
02:06:48.079 --> 02:06:50.000
don't even have to get it on. Brett doesn't get it on here,

1593
02:06:50.399 --> 02:06:54.279
he doesn't you know, you know, he never gets the move on.

1594
02:06:54.479 --> 02:07:00.199
The moves never connect their trademark moves, never connecting. This match. It's

1595
02:07:00.239 --> 02:07:03.279
really interesting and that's what makes them
both look strong. It all comes back

1596
02:07:03.319 --> 02:07:09.279
to me to the principle of working
backwards from the idea that a wrestling match

1597
02:07:09.359 --> 02:07:12.640
is a mad scramble to hit your
finish, because the finish is what you

1598
02:07:12.800 --> 02:07:15.760
know with confidence will put the opponent
away. And so the opponent comes in

1599
02:07:15.880 --> 02:07:19.119
knowing that, knowing it's coming,
knowing you're going for it, and the

1600
02:07:19.159 --> 02:07:23.399
whole match is really a dance to
find an artful way to catch the valley

1601
02:07:23.479 --> 02:07:27.279
that move, and you should be
in there trying to put them away as

1602
02:07:27.319 --> 02:07:30.800
quickly as possible. The only reason
the match goes long is because you know

1603
02:07:30.920 --> 02:07:32.720
that if you go right for the
finish, it's not going to succeed,

1604
02:07:33.239 --> 02:07:36.560
and that you know then you're going
to feel like fucked. And it's hard

1605
02:07:36.600 --> 02:07:41.000
to catch a guy by surprise that
way, and so you know, you

1606
02:07:41.720 --> 02:07:45.880
kind of play the string out,
you wear them down. You try different

1607
02:07:45.920 --> 02:07:48.800
things to stay ahead of them all
with the goal of grabbing that one opportunity

1608
02:07:48.840 --> 02:07:54.119
when it presents itself to put the
finish round. Yes, yes, and

1609
02:07:54.359 --> 02:07:57.359
that should be the climax of every
match, you know, I mean on

1610
02:07:58.079 --> 02:08:01.279
huge matches. Yes, you can
have two or three more chapters after that

1611
02:08:01.359 --> 02:08:03.880
where you hit the finishing he kicks
out, or you go for the finishing

1612
02:08:03.079 --> 02:08:07.239
counters. But you have to train
the audience. I think that eighty percent

1613
02:08:07.319 --> 02:08:09.680
of the time it's it's a dash
for the finish, and when someone hits

1614
02:08:09.680 --> 02:08:11.880
it, it is over, or
you know, there's a run in for

1615
02:08:11.920 --> 02:08:15.159
the DQ, or it would have
been over, whatever the case might be.

1616
02:08:15.880 --> 02:08:18.520
You can't have You can't kick out
of finishes thirteen times a year.

1617
02:08:18.960 --> 02:08:22.600
No, I mean you can,
but then people just want three crossroads before

1618
02:08:22.640 --> 02:08:26.399
they believe the match is over.
It kills it. It kills right exactly.

1619
02:08:26.479 --> 02:08:35.119
You You the audience is now,
the audience is now trained to you

1620
02:08:35.199 --> 02:08:39.880
know, to know that it's not
that a finish is likely to not happen

1621
02:08:39.960 --> 02:08:43.479
the first time it comes about.
And here's Brett to your point, who

1622
02:08:43.520 --> 02:08:46.399
doesn't only not have to hit his
finish or three times he doesn't even have

1623
02:08:46.479 --> 02:08:48.880
to hit it once to send the
people home happy, right right, right

1624
02:08:50.000 --> 02:08:52.520
now, Let's see, h let's
see some of the modern greats pull that

1625
02:08:52.600 --> 02:08:54.560
off. It came out. I
don't say they can. I'm just saying

1626
02:08:54.600 --> 02:09:01.039
try this. This fascination with American
football is just there's something going on here.

1627
02:09:01.680 --> 02:09:03.079
When Brett hits that forementioned middle rope
clothes line, and I made the

1628
02:09:03.119 --> 02:09:05.960
reference that you can hear Dan Peterson
talk about it, the translation says,

1629
02:09:07.399 --> 02:09:13.479
this is where American football comes in, though he's not American. So it's

1630
02:09:13.560 --> 02:09:16.279
kind of like I almost feel like
what this is is like the wrestling fans

1631
02:09:16.319 --> 02:09:20.600
of Italy are being told that a
lot of the techniques they see American wrestlers

1632
02:09:20.720 --> 02:09:24.479
use, you know, are are
are sourced front the ball, the gridiron,

1633
02:09:24.560 --> 02:09:28.000
right food the ball, and that's
supposed to be like an exotic thing

1634
02:09:28.079 --> 02:09:31.039
to them, Like, oh,
you grow up playing this American football,

1635
02:09:31.159 --> 02:09:33.199
you learn all these like hyperphysical ways
to throw your body at somebody else.

1636
02:09:33.239 --> 02:09:37.119
It makes sense, but it's funny
that he talks about it. It's kind

1637
02:09:37.119 --> 02:09:39.800
of like this differentiator, you know, this kind of like yeah, this

1638
02:09:39.920 --> 02:09:43.720
American thing. So yeah, right
off the middle of the bulldog lines up

1639
02:09:43.720 --> 02:09:46.479
the legs. Bigelow kicks off Bread
off the ropes into the bear hug again,

1640
02:09:48.000 --> 02:09:50.319
and Brett starts to sort of bite
his way free, I'm afraid to

1641
02:09:50.399 --> 02:09:54.439
say, tries the backsuit planes,
but Bigelow turns and lands on Brett for

1642
02:09:54.520 --> 02:09:58.039
a big cross body. But that's
only good for one two, very close

1643
02:09:58.079 --> 02:10:03.239
one too, Bigelow with the almost
like an Andre Hogan falling on top of

1644
02:10:03.319 --> 02:10:05.239
him on the slam thigh. Oh
yeah, oh for sure. And then

1645
02:10:05.279 --> 02:10:07.640
a corner to corner whip. Brett
hits the buckling hard, but he gets

1646
02:10:07.640 --> 02:10:11.039
the boots up on the charge.
Bigelow spun around. Brett goes to the

1647
02:10:11.079 --> 02:10:16.319
middle rope and then from that position
he puts his legs on the shoulders of

1648
02:10:16.399 --> 02:10:22.399
Bigelow. He's up there, you
know, in a whatever carry what is

1649
02:10:22.399 --> 02:10:26.760
it, piggyback ride piggyback yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah for a second.

1650
02:10:26.840 --> 02:10:30.079
And then the forward victory rule just
like we saw a King of the Ring

1651
02:10:30.199 --> 02:10:33.479
nineteen ninety three for the one two
three, like we would see what we

1652
02:10:33.520 --> 02:10:37.640
would see. Yes, we haven't
seen it yet the one two three,

1653
02:10:37.840 --> 02:10:41.359
But ben Heart defeats Bam bam Bigelow
in the main event of WWF European Rampage

1654
02:10:41.399 --> 02:10:46.800
nineteen ninety three. Here from Milan, Italy. Crowd explodes certainly, uh

1655
02:10:48.279 --> 02:10:54.800
Dan Peterson is happy, calls Brett
Hart masterful and the master of the mat

1656
02:10:54.840 --> 02:10:56.960
instead of the excellence of execution maybe, and how great as they show the

1657
02:10:58.039 --> 02:11:01.000
replay by the way the crowd responds, well, but they're not hanging on

1658
02:11:01.159 --> 02:11:05.880
his every move like those clips we've
seen from Germany and other European shots that

1659
02:11:05.920 --> 02:11:07.880
he did later in his career,
and that has to be said. But

1660
02:11:07.960 --> 02:11:13.600
you know, he's he's definitely serviceable
as the guy you present as the main

1661
02:11:13.640 --> 02:11:16.399
event headliner in a foreign market here. Definitely mean they probably want to see

1662
02:11:16.039 --> 02:11:20.000
They wanted to see their countrymen.
I'm sure they did, and he would

1663
02:11:20.000 --> 02:11:22.479
come back. In fact, we
know that really his final WWF dates before

1664
02:11:22.479 --> 02:11:26.119
coming back in O two were actually
not King of the Ring but rematches against

1665
02:11:26.199 --> 02:11:31.279
Yo Kazuna in August. And it
is so so uncomfortable and no very hard

1666
02:11:31.319 --> 02:11:33.560
to contend with, very hard to
you know, to fold into your sense

1667
02:11:33.600 --> 02:11:37.239
of when things happened in the Strangest
year of all time nineteen ninety three.

1668
02:11:37.760 --> 02:11:43.119
It really is the strangest of years. Yep, really is. But the

1669
02:11:43.199 --> 02:11:46.359
replay is great because you see that
when Brett is on Bigelo's shoulders trying to

1670
02:11:46.399 --> 02:11:50.399
do the victory role, Bigelow is
doing his part. He's feeling around with

1671
02:11:50.479 --> 02:11:52.560
his hands yeap, like he's trying
to find a way to grab on to

1672
02:11:52.600 --> 02:11:56.359
Brett because he's not used to someone
coming at him from this angle. And

1673
02:11:56.399 --> 02:12:00.680
it's great. So Bigelow's offering resistance. He's not cooperating the victory role,

1674
02:12:00.800 --> 02:12:03.520
No, not at all. He
does these little things to make it seem

1675
02:12:03.239 --> 02:12:07.239
like he's just caught by surprise and
doesn't quite know how to get out of

1676
02:12:07.239 --> 02:12:11.720
the predicament of having someone piggyback ride
him unwittingly or unwillingly, and then Brett

1677
02:12:11.960 --> 02:12:16.359
somehow converts it into something that has
Bigelow's shoulders pin to the mat in an

1678
02:12:16.399 --> 02:12:20.439
instant. And I'm sure Bigelow,
despite losing, had himself a victory role

1679
02:12:20.760 --> 02:12:26.079
backstage. I believe he had a
victory Canoli. So Dan Peterson with the

1680
02:12:26.159 --> 02:12:31.840
sign off says, among other things, Brett Hart mythical good sports friends from

1681
02:12:31.880 --> 02:12:35.159
the Issago Forum in Milan, we
saw the European Tour ninety three of the

1682
02:12:35.319 --> 02:12:39.279
World Wrestling Federation with six great matches. Thank you for your attention and sports

1683
02:12:39.359 --> 02:12:43.880
friends. Dan Peterson, greetings to
all of you from the Isago Forum.

1684
02:12:43.920 --> 02:12:50.560
Goodbye everyone, and goodbye to you, nineteen ninety three Titan Sports. Before

1685
02:12:50.600 --> 02:12:52.199
we go, though, let's see
what we're going to do next. We

1686
02:12:52.600 --> 02:12:58.000
continue the tradition yep, yep,
of subjecting ourselves to complete randomness here on

1687
02:13:00.039 --> 02:13:07.199
TLF. Wow, what do you
mean Saturday night's main event? What November

1688
02:13:07.319 --> 02:13:13.319
nineteen ninety two, that one,
that one, the final one, the

1689
02:13:13.439 --> 02:13:16.960
final one. Sean wins the title
from Bulldog. Sean wins the title from

1690
02:13:18.000 --> 02:13:26.319
Bulldog Brett versus Papa Shango and the
Money Incorporated versus the Ultimate Maniacs. Holy

1691
02:13:26.439 --> 02:13:31.520
shit, So we rarely are all
about Brett's fucking ninety two title run.

1692
02:13:31.640 --> 02:13:37.119
I guess. So it all keeps
clicking together somehow, Christ I know it

1693
02:13:37.239 --> 02:13:39.920
really does remind the people what's in
the hat. It's every WWF show,

1694
02:13:39.960 --> 02:13:43.279
every w CW it's you know,
since since yeah, it's every w show,

1695
02:13:43.319 --> 02:13:54.560
every every ww show, A bunch
of random NWA shows. I don't

1696
02:13:54.640 --> 02:14:00.439
I thought I could have sworn there's
a that we never pulled one. I

1697
02:14:00.560 --> 02:14:01.680
know I had him in here before, but I'll add him to it.

1698
02:14:01.760 --> 02:14:05.640
I'll at ECW one's in there too. I don't feel compelled, I just

1699
02:14:05.720 --> 02:14:07.079
will you have You've had that for
the longest time. I want as many.

1700
02:14:07.199 --> 02:14:11.600
I want as many as possible in
there, so working down the master

1701
02:14:11.720 --> 02:14:15.199
list. Friends, it's that's right. It's the macro journey we've all been

1702
02:14:15.279 --> 02:14:18.840
on since twenty fourteen, and it
will continue when we see you next time.

1703
02:14:18.239 --> 02:14:22.680
We're going to Fox, not NBC. Fox. That's right, Fox.

1704
02:14:22.039 --> 02:14:26.600
So the last gasp. I think
this is the the Saturday's main event

1705
02:14:26.640 --> 02:14:31.359
that they co promoted with Al Bundy
sitting on the couch, I'm watching wrestling,

1706
02:14:31.640 --> 02:14:35.159
so that's tremendous. That'll be running
up your alley. Yeah. So

1707
02:14:35.239 --> 02:14:39.960
we'll see you next time with our
right hand tucked into our waistband. On

1708
02:14:39.039 --> 02:14:41.520
the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast