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All right, let's get started with
the latest Minnesota goodbye and dive into the

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emails and see what we got here. Here we go. First, one

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from Marie says, hey, since
it's impossible to get through on no phone

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screen or Friday, here's what she
wants to say now that it's getting nice

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out and people are out walking.
Friendly reminder of people. When you're walking

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on a street with no sidewalks,
the rule is you walk against traffic on

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the right, on the left side
of the road. I keep getting weird

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looks, and I'm thinking, I'm
right, bitch, you're wrong. Yeah,

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you do. I learned that when
I was a kid in boy Scouts

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safety. They don't get like nailed
from behind by a car. The funny

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thing is you ride your bicycle on
the right side of the road and you

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walk against traffic. Yeah, and
I don't know, I mean, yeah,

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okay, yeah. I think in
your neighborhood you can kind of do

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whatever you want to. But for
the most part, yeah, because people

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should be going slowly enough through your
neighborhood. Always. Well, I've yelled

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at a couple of people, usually
as kids, honestly as kids, and

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I got yelled at by a neighbor
one time because I was apparently going through

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too fast. She was standing in
her yard and she said slow down,

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and she was right, Yeah,
I was going way too fast. I

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was probably going I don't know,
ten over the same maybe something like that.

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Just a reminder. Okay, good
reminder, Thank you. Next one.

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This is so weird that I'm not
I would. I was going to

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bring this up on the radio,
but it's so weird that I don't want

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to bring it up on the radio. It's just gross. Oh so,

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Dave and team, I'm hoping you
guys can clear something up that left me

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absolutely dumbfounded. This week, my
husband and I were grocery shopping and,

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like clockwork, somewhere between the produce
and the meat section, my husband gives

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me the look and said, I
need to go. Then he proceeds to

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run out to the bathroom. He
eventually meets my daughter and I and the

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pickle aisle, and the first thing
out of his mouth is, I feel

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sorry for the guy who's going to
find that I left an iceberg in there.

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I brushed it off, thinking it
was a joke, but later that

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night I asked him if he really
didn't flush the toilet. It's then that

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I found out this is a thing. Apparently, if guys have an impressive

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poop, they leave it in the
toilet for the next guy to witness.

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He told me this happens frequently,
where he will walk into a stall and

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find someone else's trophy turd that they
left for all others to see. I

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figured there was no one better than
Jenny and Fallon and the listeners of Katie

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would be to help me figure out
if this is a legit thing or this

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is just more proof that my husband
is weird. I will jump in first

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as a guy and say, I've
never heard of that. It's disgusting,

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it's rude, it's impolite, it's
immature. It's immature to the point where

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it makes me a little concerned that
your husband would be like so thrilled with

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his poop. That's disgusting and rude. And I'm sorry, I don't think

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it's the least bit funny. I
don't because I am I've never heard of

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this before in my life. I
mean, of course, you've gone into

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a where someone either didn't flush or
it didn't go all the way. But

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I am not a guy, so
I guess I know I would state,

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as a woman in same as you
who messaged us, that there's no way

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that that is something we do.
So I will say any guy I have

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dated, they've never mentioned it.
Jake has never mentioned that. I've never

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heard of that. I'm sure,
like anything, maybe it is a thing

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we just don't know about, maybe
there's a subwritit about it. But it

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sounds so gross to me, and
I'm so happy that's not even a rumored

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thing that women do. No.
I know that some people like send pictures

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to the like Corey Folia used to
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and I thought that was gross.
I would never do that. That's

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just gross. I don't think there's
anything funny about that. And I'm like,

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I'm sorry that I'm not laughing along
with you, but I think that

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your husband is like, like,
if you're so enamored with your size of

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your poop that you got to leave
it there, that's I'm sorry, that's

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just that's not right. I would
wonder what other areas your husband is immature

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in or rude in, because I
think that's rude and no guy is going

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to walk into the bathroom and go
Damn, they're gonna go, what fucking

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idiot didn't flush the toilet? I
think they're right. Okay, then onto

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the next email. Here, by
the way, sending your thoughts on that

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one, because Jessica, I don't
mean to hurt your feelings, and I

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hope it doesn't hurt your feelings.
But that is the way I see it.

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They only send them if you know
that this is a thing. If

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not, I don't know that.
We want to extend the conversation on it

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too far. Yeah, we'll do
one day, one day, it replies,

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and see what happens. The next
one is a poop email too,

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So I'm going to skip that one
for now. Maybe come back to it

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later. Um, this one is
about it says Minnesota goodbye. Inappropriate kid

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comment. Okay, they I'm trying
to remember to put it in context.

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Here. We were talking about a
woman who wrote in and she said,

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I'll be out with my daughter and
I'm pregnant and somebody will yell downtown the

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wolf whistle or the say you look
good or want to hit that or want

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to put a baby in you or
whatever, and they don't know what to

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say. And we said we had
a big discussion about this on the radio

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Friday, because she doesn't want to
flip someone off in front of her children.

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You know what I mean, Like, she can't do this standard.

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She wants to insult them without doing
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This person says, when I was
young, I used to yell out to

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people, whether in a car or
at the state fair, if they were

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smoking, and I would say you're
gonna die soon. I was probably like

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four years old. I thought I
was doing them a favor because they didn't

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realize it was bad for them.
Clearly, not the best thing to yell

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to people. Oh that's for probably
a different topic. Okay, it sounds

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like that was when we talked about
embarrassing things that your kid has said.

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Oh ye gotcha. Next one Hiday
fallon Jenny in the morning, Zoo.

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First, I want to thank you
for being such a big part of my

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life for the past fifteen years.
This past year in particular has been unexpectedly

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hard, but having you all to
listen to every day has made the tough

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times a little brighter and it truly
means so much. Thank you. I'm

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sorry it's been a rough year for
you. That's awful. Any who,

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I was walking in downtown still Water
a few weeks ago went into a new

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store they have on Main Street.
I can't remember the name. Cool vintage

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store that sold mostly old concert ts. Now, I'm not one to buy

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used or vintage clothing, but my
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it was very impressed with the selection. Sounds like a cool store. While

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I was waiting for him to finish
his browsing, I was peeking around the

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women's tops and came across an old
KDWB jingle Ball shirt s attached. I've

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never been to a jingle Ball,
not for lack of trying, so I'm

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not sure what year this shirt was
from, but the top acts were Ed

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Sheer and Train and Ellie Golding.
Wow, what a lineup. The biggest

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surprise to me is they were selling
this T shirt for eighteen dollars. My

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question for you guys, what are
your thoughts on this price for an old

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jingle Ball T? And would you
buy an old and very used concert T

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from a concert you never went to
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I'm used to buying use shirts and
garage sales for a quarter for reference.

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I'm only twenty seven. Maybe it
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to spend money on these, but
who knows. I would love to hear

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your thoughts from your bff Rachel and
in Hugo and yes, Fallin lots of

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Rachel's listened to the show, and
yes, Dave, you're huge, and

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Hugo love you all lots and keep
the laughs coming. That is from Rachel.

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I have to open the image of
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was my first jingle ball because I
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that was before Ellie Golding and and
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on situation because he said stood side
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you're right because Si was there and
Sid did Gungam style and that was he

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did the same song twice. Also, I'll tell you why I remember I

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think it was your first or second
jingle ball because One Republic was there and

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you did Fallon's Hot Dish where you
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made. They must have been at
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that until my third year there,
I think. So the first year was

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that one. Twenty thirteen I think
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and I think the next year after
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Nick Jonas one Republic year. Just
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it was Tuesday, No Tuesday,
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December twenty twelve, the fourth was
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when it was. I don't know. I think if you want to buy

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shirts like that, I think it's
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I would personally buy an old concert
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I still treasure some of my old
concerts. I would if it was cool

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and unique, like a really cool
design, or like a really funny vintage

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one, like a hand A Montana
concert one. But I would I feel

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bad, but I wouldn't buy like
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tea, especially not for seventeen dollars. I bet you can find those a

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good Will for three. Okay.
Next one is not necessarily a Minnesota Goodbye,

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So I'm going to skip it and
maybe we'll come back to it.

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It is about buying books with swear
words in them. Four kids. But

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let's go to this one. I'm
thirty three, recently bought my first home,

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moved in a few weeks ago.
This comes as a huge life event

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after years of saving. I've been
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It's just me and the two kitties, and I take a lot of pride

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in them, in being the breadwinner
of our family. You should. Here's

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the thing I've been noticing. It's
been tough to settle in. Of course,

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when a new home comes a new
routine, new sounds, etc.

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But I kind of had it in
my head that I'd be so stoked and

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finally moved in that I'd be filled
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may be more common than I realize. After all, the human brain does

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not does have a natural aversion to
change. So two things. Wondering if

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you have any suggestions for new home
rituals or ways to settle in feel grounded,

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calm the mind, etc. So
let's start with that one. I

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don't quite relate to that one.
I think unpacking and settling in and moving

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everything in. But she's been there
a few weeks I'm gonna guess she's already

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done that one. I would say
one of the things that makes a house

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feel like a home is cooking.
When I go to Colorado, I really

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enjoy cooking in the house in Colorado
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year, and I really enjoy filling
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bacon frying. So I would say, make sure you're cooking and maybe do

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something like make popcorn a couple of
times a week so it'll smell like something

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delicious in your home cookies. Maybe
I always say, you know, they

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always say it's what makes a home
or the people in it or whatever.

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So I feel like your cats are
your thing for me. The two houses

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i've I've purchased, I moved into
them with someone, so I think maybe

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that made it a little bit easier
for me for it to feel like home.

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But maybe having like a little housewarming
would be nice. And if it's

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your first home you purchased, you
should be proud of that. Tell people

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don't bring me a gift, I
don't need anything, and then just maybe

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have some like light desserts or apps
and drinks and like be there with your

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friends and maybe that'll like break in
some new memories in that home and that

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would be like a good way to
start. Yeah, I think the housewarming

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party sounds like a good idea.
I think that people do make a home

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and memories, memories create a home, and I think that memories are That's

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still early in the game, but
I'm sorry that you're feeling that way,

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because I would really hope that when
you moved in, you would get this

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feeling like I'm home. I'm a
hoolemowner now, So it'll come. I

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think it'll come if there a scent
there reminds you of someone you love,

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like your mom or your grandma.
Get it like a candle like that and

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light it. I don't know,
like things, are there other life events

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that you anticipated for months or years
and when you got there you had a

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different reaction than you envisioned. No, I don't think so. No,

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I can't think of anything like that. Yes and no, but like for

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different reasons like I and obviously having
kid was a very I envisioned all these

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things, but I didn't envision for
me. When I first had all of

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was like how much peace and calm
I felt because I'm not that way.

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I'm not like a calm, peaceful
person, So it was actually strange to

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me to feel that way. I
remember when I got married the first time,

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when it was over, I felt
like sad. Not because of the

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marriage. I was sad because I
loved planning the wedding and like doing this

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stuff together with like my partner.
And then there was almost like there wasn't

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something to look forward to anymore.
I wonder how and that sounds, and

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I don't want that to sound bad. I understand that it was the marriage,

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but it was like you planned this
fun event, you had so much

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fun with your friends. It was
almost like a hangover, like a life

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hangover. So it wasn't sadness that
I was like, now I'm just with

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the person I love. It was
just like, oh, I want to

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have another big fun party like that
sometime and then I'll be honest. For

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the second one, I didn't feel
like that, but we didn't, like

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I think, because I'd play and
so much for my first one. The

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second one, I was like,
yeah, you know what I mean.

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We were like, let's just have
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can I make a comparison. I
think it's like Christmas. I mean,

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if you're really into Christmas and you
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yard and you put a big inflatable
Rudolph in your yard and you put lights

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up, and then Christmas is like
parties and you'll have the family over,

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and then Christmas Eve and you do
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Day at five o'clock in the afternoon, you go, fuck yeah. I

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think it's probably kind of the same
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don't have never really had an event
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that wasn't as cool as I thought
it was going to be. It

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could be. It's only where it's
better than it was, though it kind

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of like what it was, you
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Let's move to this one. This
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it's a little bit too political to
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see what happens here. I got
a topic has been heavy on my heart

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and mind because I simply don't understand, So what better place to get it

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off? By chest a sixth grader
brought home a fiction book from our public

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school and showed his parents. The
language in it. The word fuck appears

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ten times, the word fucking appears
eight times again sixth grader, the word

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dick three times, dick, hads
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ask once. Two meetings were held
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the school board, and they all
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I am not a book banner,
but how can the school district use taxpayer

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money to purchase this? I am
attaching a picture of the school boards rationale.

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Their body language, including that of
the superintendent and tendent, also speaks

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volumes from a common sense approach,
I would have thought they would have knowledged

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this is not appropriate, pull it
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school board also received four new members. So disappointed that nobody had the guts

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or sense to disagree, I'll stop
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the time, it is very hard
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It just is because you don't want
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good argue, and you don't want
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and you don't want to lose an
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of time people are hesitant to bring
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to on the other side be a
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Yeah, but I do think that
you absolutely can disagree with this. You

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have a right to disagree with anything
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okay, except for well, I
mean, yeah, I have a right

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to desert with anything. Yeah.
I'll conclude by saying that the F word

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is my go to swear word.
I'm not a proud I just believe it's

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inappropriate for the school to purchase and
knowingly keep this book in our school if

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folks are interested. Here's the name
of the book, Heartstopper, Volume one.

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Then they show a picture of the
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behind the school board members during the
meeting, and I'm going to read it

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to you, okay. The headline
on the screen is it like a PowerPoint

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show. It says, why do
we buy books with that language? Here

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are the bullet point answers. The
ultimate goal is to get kids reading.

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Kids want to read authentic books,
usually about kids around their age. The

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reality is that some kids here see
and use that kind of language, whether

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it be with friends, online or
internally. We do not promote or allow

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that kind of language at school,
but we recognize that language kids use with

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friends is different than language they use
with adults or teachers, just like the

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language that adults use with co workers
or the boss is different than the language

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they use with their friend group.
I think that's a good explanation. Well,

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where do you draw the line,
though, do you draw do you

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go well, sixth graders yes,
fifth graders no? Or do you say

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well, I got a second grader
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So do you then sell it to
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Well, obviously the answer is no. I googled it, by the way,

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because I would like to know what
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So it says Heartstopper is an ongoing
young adult LGBTQ plus graphic novel and webcomics

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series. It says Heartstopper is about
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So to me, it sounds like
it is actually a progressive book, and

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it makes sense to me. Their
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something that doesn't seem so quote unquote
Pollyanna right like so like not relatable,

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out of touch, so old school
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and what she's probably saying, what
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know the answer to that. I
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least before middle schools, definitely know, But then you have to make the

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decision of when then middle school,
high school ever, Well, I think

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the question is then it becomes why
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decision that parents should have a part
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part of the problem. If if
a school was like, you know what,

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We're going to go ahead and put
nasty sex novels fifty Shades of Gray

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into the high school library, there
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Yeah, that's that's super cool.
Kids love that stuff. Well, of

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course they would, but I don't
think it has a place in the high

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school library. So I think the
problem is that I don't like about it

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is that parents don't get a vote. But then again, if only five

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out of a hundred parents had a
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their way and not have it in
the library? New question, yea that

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I would have. It seems to
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It is just a book that is
available in the library, so it's not

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required reading. So I wonder if
if there is like a they could look

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at the history of that book.
How often is that book being checked out?

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Is it being checked out non stop? So that shows the school this

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is something that kids want and they're
desiring, or is it like it's being

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made a big deal out of nothing, Like no one's checking this book out

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anyway. I don't know. I
don't know. Yeah, Okay, that's

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a good point. If it's not
required reading, then I would have a

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little bit less of a problem.
They didn't say anything about it is a

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fiction book from the library. Then
the public school, well, they didn't

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even say it was a library,
to be honest with you. They say

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it's a fiction book brought home.
And I don't think it says anywhere that

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it's in the library. But I
also can't imagine that it's required reading because

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that would really cross the line with
me. It's like, I don't want

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my kids to read that. Maybe
I'm very religious or very strict and I

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don't want my kids to read that. So I'll leave it open to you.

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This is a good one to respond
to on the Minnesota Goodbye And here's

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what I think we should do.
We should make a deadline of two days.

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So we'll read about this tomorrow and
then Wednesday, and then we'll be

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done. Because what happens is people
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and go, oh, I want
to I'm riled up. I want to

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write in. But then we kind
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So we'll do Tomorrow and Wednesday and
then we'll move on perfect. Okay,

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last one. Yes, it is
the last one, and it's the one

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with poops. So basically they said
single ply toilet paper should be illegal.

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They are taken better care of their
body with gut health and more water.

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I am not constipated now and I
poop the more often, but single ply

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toilet papers should be illegal. I
would gladly have my salary cut five thousand

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dollars to supply all the office staff
with something that won't lead be feeling like

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I put my butthole on a straight
razor. Just bring your own toilet paper

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and then so you don't have to
provide a five thousand dollars of your paycheck

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to people. I didn't give an
f when it was something that only occurs

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once so often, but now twice
a day f this crappy toilet paper I'm

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suffering? Is this why some people
refuse to pull at work? Because now

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I get it? Should I bring
my own from home? Or would that

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be off the rails? Psycho?
You don't have to put it in a

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bag because I think he'd be embarrassed
carrying that to the bathroom. So you

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have to have some kind of like
tote you take with you. You're gonna

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give you a better solution. Wipes
you can get Continelle wipes that you can

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fit little portable ones in your pocket, or if you're a woman, you

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can take it in your purse in
there, but don't flush them. I

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don't think you're supposed to flush them, but I think it does anyway.

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Don't flush that. That's true.
But you know what, if that might

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be a solution for you, then
you might want to try that too.

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And that is going to be it
for the Minnesota goodbye. If you got

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any emails thoughts on books in schools
or two toilet paper, or especially I

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want to know about whether guys leave
a trophy poop for other men to look

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at? Ty tur Dave, Okay, then send that to Ryan Show at

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