He's a freaking as. That's how we're coming in. You just wanted to
you just push the button twice and so we can do that. Yeah,
I thought that's how we need to come in. That's why you can't come
back. I gave you a podcast on purpose. Okay, Son, yet
here I am because you you only chat. I'm bad. You don't have
any friends but us too. That's right? What the fef of my buttons?
That means, you know, I get to push all the buttons.
I see what you did there exactly. You don't get a high to what's
going on? Everybody. Welcome to another addiction of the Death Fresh Show.
It is our mister tone Death. We are at a different angle of the
building, very different, doing this special episode of the Death Thrash Show.
Immediately across the screen, it's my partner in crime, my brother, my
friend, the nigga who that's what we wanna talk about today. We meet
the part face really our fl crist I think that's why why did you?
Why do we need like? I feel like it was a little bit No,
it was it was a pot It was a pot loaded question. I
see that supposed to bring intrigue. You expect you should look at Webster's definition
of the word friendship. That's what I got to tablet out here for.
Well, hello everyone, we're not talking to her, and this he's not
our favorite. I am your favorite. You guys love to have me come
back here as much as possible. You won't leave. I left. I
was at home. Mind my business still in the comments. Nah, but
this is our pain. You know. I didn't talk to you because my
side has been in pain all week and I've been trying to manage it.
Have you been stretching? I have been, and I think it comes from
driving. Yeah, it does. And then I'll see your water intake as
well. My water intake is great. I think I've overhydrated, to be
honest with you, because it's clear when I pee. Now, Yeah,
you might want to pull back a little bit. Pause, so, uh,
pulling back a little bit. This is not force. But how do
I like the stretching? Yea more. It's probably what he's doing. No,
I haven't been able to since with me driving Now, I've been leaving
that way early before the kids and stuff is up, so I don't have
that little block of time I used to. As you gotta knock your socks
off in the morning, get your day guns. They started my job any
stress was it used to be either, So I don't have the urge and
I need the rub one out to deal with today. Like masturbating and then
going like straight from the shower to some coffee. It's crazy. No,
you actual should drink coffee then masturbate. It heightens your senses. You could
just smoke weed and drink coffee for that and then fuck, that would be
amazing. It's amazing. Who don't. Yeah, I was telling somebody you
want to make more babies. No, he just was describing the day of
my life. But continue I saw her that your life was like, and
I didn't like it. The walk in was the nastiest shit I've ever experienced
in my life. Bro We all we did was get out of the car.
He tells us just every time. Yeah, but when you witness it
is nasty because niggas is really terrible. People have a confession for you.
It happens to Jazz too. I'm almost sure Jazz too. But when I
see my sisters, it may only happen to her, like when she's dressed
up my lisses leading house. No they don't, don't. The worse you
look at, the more they come at you. Yeah, niggas is wow,
niggas is wild like and when and when I see niggas like that,
the niggas, I'm trying not to be. But because the niggas is,
like, I get it, bro, I wanted to say it too.
I don't want to just be like God damn, but that's that's different.
And I still don't want to say like you don't want to say it now
but before, because let's be honest. When you you the reason why I
even noticed the Serena had all that because I kept telling you I didn't notice
that. Yeah, So what we're doing here on these next few episodes of
The Death Fresh Show, we will be diving deeper and I won't say it's
deep into friendship, but I feel like we're gonna have a few special guests
and we're just gonna like and chop it up about friendship about Yeah, we'll
talk about friendship and then I could give my like my first hand experience of
like meeting people, and then I want people to give like their first hand
experience of like the first time they met me, because that that story gotta
be good because I usually don't remember when I meet people because I be thinking
I'll be meeting the motherfucker for the first time and he'd be like, no,
why we we met like ages ago. I'm like, really, I
don't mean f really the first time, it's like, I don't remember any
of that ship. So yeah, Like the first time I met Serrita,
she was uh in the studio. She was a guest I believe on Somebody's
pie, And well that was what I found out once I like sat down.
But when I first walked down, I thought she was just an average
running the mill, pretty you know hussy Dad Town had in the studio,
was you know, trying to you know, called Hurst into doing some ship.
You know, don't put it, don't put his business hat on,
Like so you want to start a pie, which is really you know,
you always want to start a bob, So we just do your business business,
baby. So Number one, one of the things that make a person
a good friend is knowing the individual's mannerisms. Because the simple fact that one
almost damn near word for word said by opening life about a podcast just pissed
off. But I also like like this because that so you want to start.
You want to start because it's one of them things where it's like he
almost trying to talk you out and saying, yeah, so this is what
you want to do, Like, are you serious? Because no, I
do that because I want you to know for a fact what you're getting into.
Yeah, this is not just oh, my friends think I'm funny in
the basement while we hire niggas need to hear us. No, that's not
a podcast. You could do that on YouTube just right and your phone.
What I tell people like, do that on YouTube because it's gonna cost your
baby and you're not gonna make money right away. So I'll let you know
all the negative ship that people think. Let's get all the myths out the
way. Now you still want to do this ship? Okay, cool,
let's talk. So Yeah, I thought like, uh, I thought reader
was one of tones insert whatever word you want to put there. But I
don't feel like you on Scale show before he was on P three. Yes,
I've seen her on Scale Show. I did not care about the fact
that she was on Scale Show. Right, Okay, there's a lot of
shil you missed if you saw her there and still didn't know what we discovered.
Yeah, I didn't pay attention. I was literally there because I think
Scales needed me to produce because Tom you couldn't make it, so usually no
time was there. It was time for me to do another show. I
think both were there though, Yeah, what why were you there? They
wanted the Life Coach because my buk had just come out and there and then
like the following weekend she ended up on Pete three episode and that's when I
actually really sat down. Now, I'll tell you this. With Serena,
she was nothing that Look, this heifer is not who we thought she was,
absolutely not. Like every night. If she would have just never to
do anything with TBR and left that day, she would have been the most
wholesome, upstanding. This woman is out of most niggas lead. I didn't
even know about the butt. I had to look her up on Facebook.
Told you you're telling me to see any this she was setting down. You
don't know what's in these jogga plants? Bro, What are you doing?
Big triple fat goose bubble coat that went all the way down to her ankles.
Absolutely so I didn't she could have been a big bitch in so you
don't know that in certain coats. You don't know what's behind there. It
could be backfat, it could be asked. You could take your jacket off
and look like the from Matilda. I didn't know what was back there,
but it was a lot back there. After one showed me the photos,
and then she kept coming back because she came through our show. One of
the conversations from the couch will always go down. You left me hanging.
I'm still on the internet. When you go back and watch the episode,
you deserve to be left hanged. I trying to support her book. You
was a wild nigga that day jump jumped down the wildest rabbit hole that if
it was anybody else but her slandered so many times. I have toes because
of you, that that episode is the reason why people think that you are
a wild boy, and that's why they always say, oh, you're not
as bad as Tom made you. See, brother, it's content content,
nigga. You was hot in the Cost of Living and didn't realize what you
was saying. Its content, bro, I know exactly what I'm saying.
I'm very intentional with the bullshit. But speaking of bullshit, I's driving this
week. Was he back my niggas smelled like what did I say? What
I was at work? So, for those of you guys who are listening
for the first time, I quit my regular nine to five job in the
office after twenty years of doing customer service, and I followed my dreams of
my dad's footstep. And I'm a transportation driver. Was a transportation driver,
and I understand now why he was able to maneuver through his holes like he
could because he had so much fucking free time in between times. Right,
So he was more independent, whereas and I work for a company. Okay,
okay, so he can cut off his meter anytime he wants to.
So bro get up in the morning, go out pick about five or six
people up, or he may schedule his regular people he always pick up.
So let's say, for an example, if I got to pick up this
anime at noon and she only going five minutes away, I may not have
to go get a Robert to like two. So technically I got time in
between. You got a lot of time just function right. So when I
sit back and think about it, if YO always on her lunch break,
have you been exercising your opportunities? Cause this nigga been making sure the minie
the minute easily. I got like an hour. Hey Bro, I'm about
to send you this pick up like Dog, but I understand it because the
more people we pick up, the more money he makes. So he's not
like I'm not gonna leave money on the table if I can help it.
Plus, they cool with it. I was like, bro, just let
me get lunch and something. Dog, That's all I asked for. Texts
me at nine forty seven a m. And it was like this nigga smell
like ham hocks. Yeah, it's more they were they like fried hamdhocks were
They're like the ones that are just like boiling finish it one. I need
more. So after that, I said, like green juice from the green
he smelled like Sunday Dinners. Was like, you know when you left the
pot out overnight. I was like, yo, that he's dank. He's
thanks dang. So yeah, had to put a stick in on that nigga
like a glade. But the thing about it is Dog gets in the car
like what up? My niggas like, man, you know you want to
work to that because you always got a vala date. Are you in a
location going to He say what up my nigga. No, I say to
him, okay, but theigga sa like I was going on. Man,
the way it works again this bag man? So I drive off. I'm
cool, I'm good. Were grooving him and like three him and like three
mother people they like they like listening to nigga music. Okay, my guy
was in the whole of back seat to protect the innocent less than thirty,
less than okay, so he's young, Yeah, protect the innocent less than
thirty. He's too old and he's smelling like that most definitely a job,
are you boss? Don't saying nothing to you? That is the part I
am. I am really really confused that because I want to ask him,
what do you do at this job? But if he gives me the answer
that you don't want, it's gonna really ruin think what do you think it
is ruined them as a franchise for you? For me? Yes, I
can see that. I told you where he works at, so knowing,
knowing he worked directly with the key ingredients. Yeah, I can't do it.
That's wow. Wild as hell. That wow. But that wasn't That
wasn't the ride of the week that got me. So the ride of the
week. That got me was I picked up. We're gonna call her Adam.
Okay, Adam had her daughter in the car with her today, right,
okay, So Adam is the high sixties, seventies, Okay, her
daughter is in forty fifties. She gets in the car and she is talking
big ship about her sister. Apparently her sister then slept with four niggas's pregnant.
I don't know which one is the daddy, right, okay, to
of the niggas is her cousin's baby daddy. You know they're too old to
be like this. Okay. On top of that, she donet gave about
her number, so when the niggas called for her, they call her sister,
So they called the one in the car, and then that's how the
messages gets conveyed. So she says she's sick of this ship. I'm not
covering up for you. You should have been sleeping with Justine's man anyway.
You know he likes taking it in the butt, So why are you Like?
I am in the front seat trying my hardest not to bust out laughing.
That's probably when my side started hurting, trying to hold it in I
feel like these are the kind of people you can only meet on the chat
line, Like, if you were to ever meet these people, this is
the only you can only meet these kind of people on the line. Wait,
but it's more. There's more. First of all, telling her to
get off the phone, because she's like, if you're gonna be on the
phone the whole time, you should. You're supposed to be coming to keep
me company. You ain't supposed to be on the phone. Why the fuck
you come. Adam cusses, okay, Adam cusses, like a motherfucker.
What is anime's efinicity? Black pick up black people? No, no,
no, no. I do pick up some white fulks, but I don't
really care too much about them, so I just drive silence. I'm pretty
sure they don't get your car smell like hot ham hots. They have their
own, Yo. What white people smell so unique? And it's still bad,
but it's a different bad. It's not normal like musty black people.
So ended up. So Adam tell her to shut up, okay, because
she's like, you do not have the right to talk about anybody because you
were fucking your cousin at one point in time. Yeah, right, your
like, do you work like an eight hour schedule? So for like eight
eight hours at least? Okay, well you don't drive all right hours,
dude. Of course there's a little stops and breaks and stuff like that.
But by definition, yes, I could drive all light hours. So your
entire day is like the more perfectow no no, no, no, no
no no. There are smooth days. There are people who we don't say
nothing. We just listened to old seventies, eighties, R and B.
That's cool, and we're cool. Okay, we're cool. It just be
those moments when you get those randos that just share a little bit too much,
especially if if mom's just outed you for sleeping with your cousin. She
said, you can't talk about nobody because at one point in time you were
sleeping with your cousin. So I don't know she was saying that as in,
you went out to get banged by your cousin, or you were talking
to a dude trying to be secretive bring him home one day and she told
you that's Gerald dean Son. Wow, that's nasty work. But that's that's
that's that's not a friend. No, not a friend would not allow you
to go down the path of I wouldn't let you sleep with your cousin.
No, please, That's why. That's why I'm so glad that I don't
have any family here. I got one cousin here. That's it. That's
a beautiful thing. I don't have to worry about that. If you have
no family here, who do you hang out with? My friends that I've
turned into family, Like you, guys, I told you, that's why
I thought, like I used to think that, like at some point,
like you stop making like new friends, I think. But it's amazing how
even at our big age, like you can still like make like a real
friend. You can still make friends because your likes and dislikes and what you're
into changes as you get older. Like if you don't, if you're still
doing the same thing you were doing ten years ago, you're not involved as
a person. After your son, I got ninety nine problems and ship half
the holes in one. Let's keep it a buck. What this friendship mean
to you? Friends? But have some friends? I said it was on
there question Tommy's not here. Tommy list means being a dad or on a
date? Huh, little on a date with little dad? I was that
father daughter's going dates. Nigga. You called a date though, called daddy
daughter time. I don't call it an actual date. It's just a thing.
Just because your son actually kind of likes hanging out with you. Yes,
of course that's crazy. Why wouldn't you like hanging out with me?
I'm cool, my cool. Problem the fact the very first time we had
a conversation and you brung up your sons, you talked about going to the
football game, and all his little teammates is trying to hit on you.
Yeah, and the same thing happened when he was in college. You are
a problem, man, problem. Never tell you like he just don't.
Don't just don't even show stay in the car I have I have coach like
Facebook live and then you watch it from there. But you're stay in the
cart, right, And because means you're a problem. So the fact that
you guys still have the bond, it's dope because most sons be like,
nah, it'll be like that scene of with Kevin Hart where dog was like
see the rest of the two Walmart. I feel like little kids be catching
me looking at their MoMA. But I be like, brother, that mama's
fine. Man to the badass. It's not you know what little kids is
matter fact that they mama fine is they don't want you cutting into either a
they snacks, be they titty time or see you not my daddy. Single
girls have bad snacks because they buy what they can afford. You can't afford
good snacks. Nick, you're single and you don't have any kids, just
in jail because you fuck you invite niggas to your house to fuck and don't
have good snacks, so they buy the snacks that they like. That's what
matters. I don't like him if I invite you over to fuck, well,
I smoke, I'm always going to have good snacks. Yes it does,
bitch have good snacks. No, no, what Your whole thought process
of the overnight concept is really fucked up. You want to bring video game
console, you expect her to have the good snack, no concert as you
are the other. First of all, So, first of all, depending
upon if you if that person is also a gamer as well, then I
could potentially see that as being something. But no, you're not bringing the
game over to my house. You're supposed to be playing with me. What
are you talking about? You're supposed to be you're supposed to bring your joystick
to control her. Y'all eventually will go to sleep. Has that bar I
just dropped up? I don't. I don't have a bad to drop a
gym for you or to hide to you my guy like that was a bar.
I don't stopp don DeMarco. But that's the thing. One I'm supposed
bring your game because if you bring it in, let's say they accidentally get
kicked over during the fun time, you're gonna be mad at yourself? Or
are you moving fast to get to the game? Yo? Got you your
point? Leave the game fucking the right, or at least be making some
need because me, I'll get up and make you some need and make your
whole meal. Have you ever had a woman make you a sandwich? After
a good fuck? Give me some juice stuff? Damn, sorry to hear
that. I've got it, made a whole meal. Some people some people.
Some people require different things. I don't. That's that's a different Why
don't dress to don't dress like one tone is dressed like you are? Yeah,
well, if you think about it, if you if you put the
hoodie on, he will be unpeeled. And then when you take the hoodie
off with your orange shirt, your peel. That's exactly how you later said
later later disgusting. We got to wrap the show up about like twenty minutes.
Damn, hey, just because the schedule got pushed back don't mean everything
did. This is why. That's why he got as fine as linen bron,
don't pod bro, this is what I'm gonna wear anyway. So happens
that it it increased, It has dad shorts and a shirt that didn't match.
And then somebody was like, it's it's cracking. Spin around right while
listening and don't fox with the text. What was doing to some I have
to be here at ten o'clock in the morning. I do not have time
to facilitate facilitates, facilitates Phil a date, handout Dick and still be able
to work. So I just just what I was gonna wear today anyway.
Oh, so you knew the day before and once she was done, Pie
was gonna come intoday. He was going to hand out Dick already knew had
right youre talking about pause, we got paused that you can't Yoah, it
wasn't. I had a woman that's coming to the stable to see about a
horse disgust. That's as long as she can afford it. That's the other
way you're supposed to say, I'll go to see a man about a horse.
Yes, we do. So you got a woman coming to the stables
to see about a horse checking on the horse? Did right? Put it
out the pasture? Send you to the glue factor. No, I ain't
going to the glue factory. Feel like a tato. Yeah, friendship,
what kind of friendship is this? No? Good friendship? Friendship? If
you got a friend that wants to pull friend, it's to be able to
help you out in your time of needs. So have you ever had a
situation one where you have to build a home out of a lot? Yes?
Tell us about that time. Oh my, the way I bailed them
out? Answer the phone? You didn't? I didn't. How did you
know not to answer the phone? You get the text? I just like
sometimes you can tell when people be on bullshit, Like when you got those
certain friends. I'm like, you don't really call you text me like it
doesn't matter what it is, like come outside, or like, hey,
it's never really your phone, call you text me? So for you to
be calling and at this time of night, it's not you on the other
end of this phone. So I'm gonna just pretend like I didn't see it.
So, Sorita, you're a woman who has male friends. Have you
been drugged into their lives? Oh? Absolutely, I'm the one that answers
the phone and everything. What do you do in this cover up? It
depends on what they want me to do, because I say, like,
if it's a situation where they're trying to like like they're done with this chick
and she not trying to hear it. Chick, Oh you know, I
answer mich Hello, So do you be I'm like, like ban who called
for you? Right now? Oh? So you act like the jail.
I act like the act like the you know, I play my role.
I can be HR. I don't remember one time you need me? Was
why you HR T d R. Probly you probably people that get sent to
HR at the time. That's why me won't get fired. I was dating
this girl. It's prom like sixteen sevent I probably have told the story was
much different. Cons I was stating this chick, and you know, when
you're young, the popular thing is, hey, man, ask your girl
if she got somebody for you know, for me. I was like,
all right, man, whatever I'll see. So she was like, yeah,
I got a cousin. I was like, like somebody, but anyway,
all of this between them two was like kind of like over the phone.
That's already tricky chatline a while, so, you know. So then
we all got this idea. It was like, well, we all gonna
meet up so you know, them two they can see each other. So
we meet up. Now. The meetup was cool. It was a pleasant
interaction. Everybody was cool. We kicked it. It was chill. So
then on the you know, some time go by on the loop around,
they won't kick it again. I'm dating my girlfriend. I got no problem
with this. So she called me where you at all? Like I'm with
you know, brody there. She's like perfect, because I'm with my cousin.
I look at my guy. I'm like, hey, they're trying to
you know, come through kig. So he's saying no. So I'm like,
all right, better, let me call you right back the phone,
Like what was the deal. He's like, I ain't trying to see her,
bro I'm like, okay, we'll just telling her like you know,
fuck with her like that, Like that's always been my life. Just be
honest with you. He didn't want to be honest. So now trying to
help him, I am not avoiding my girlfriend, so I'm getting myself in
trouble trying to help my homeboy. So I won't want to say, like
in the middle of the day, I answered the phone like six hours.
So then when I finally like we finally talked to him, he like,
tell her I got shot. My dumb ass went along with the story.
So now I tell my girl that my homeboy has been shot. So now
she crying because she worried about my safety because I had to tell her.
The dude a bunch of bush. So after I tell him that he got
shot, like, I turned my phone off. I don't know, it's
just bro, Like sixteen, it seems so logical. Cut your phone off,
Like so now they they called him hospital the time to see your folks
dead. That was some of the dumbest shit I've ever done in my life.
I think I was outside for like a legit, thirty six hours,
just outside like this is bro I was was. That was the dumbest shit
I ever did. Like, that was the wildest lie I've ever been a
part of. It like, why why would you tell her that if we
got shot? So that just goes to show though that when you lie,
the lie can literally take a whole life over with that lie because it just
is like going and going and going. Because I was a real nigga,
he didn't want to say. He just didn't want to talk to this young
lady. I'm a real nigga. No you're not. She's a real down
nigga. That's what it was. But I'm saying though, like at that
point in time, I was riding for my mans, I was lawyered,
I was fresh. I mean, I've had also times to where you get
to text for your friend that's out on a date and it ain't going well,
so we need to have the multi emergency phone call, like hey,
you need to come get like such and such a sick or whatever the case.
Maybe you need to come get the baby wherever the case is, to
get them out of the out of the date because it ain't going right.
So I got on that. It's not even that level. I got one.
So I was playing Destiny and I have a friend. Now we in
the head said, we in the game chat the whole nine yards. We're
playing the game, but his girlfriend getting on his nerves in the background,
keep talking trash, keep talking trash the whole nine yards. Now I can
hearing dog voice a dog about to hit her. Okay, So I called
dog phone. He was like, aytown, not now, not now,
like really getting pissed, right, So I called her phone because we all
close. I was like, could you put in certain ain't here because he
was supposed to come to work today and he is actually thirty minutes late because
he's on the schedule, So could you please tell him that if he doesn't
come to work, uh, he's gonna get fired because it's his third infraction.
She was like, you gotta go to work. You gotta go to
work. The times by firing you. And he was like, oh,
what cool work? Are supposed to be working? He said no, they
just called him, said he was on the schedule. I pretend to be
a manager and everything, so I gave all kinds of names. Get dog
out of the house, right, So dog, get up, he get
dressed, go down the poddo you know, get down there. He ain't
on the schedule. So when you get down there, I call him.
I was like, hey, bro, I had to get you out the
house cause I don't feel like I would rather come get you from your job
and we go have drinks then to come get you from jail, right because
drinks is cheaper, right, you know he was. They eventually broke up
good and he slept with her sister. Oh my wow, she was throwing
it that she's been throwing it right, suld sleep with everybody to your friend.
Yes, that's why, Yes, I have did it end? Well,
we're still friends, still friend. See, I'm trying to tell people
like, look, will fuck and still be friends. It was no,
And it was funny because she was never she was never on my radar.
This is when I was in college too. This was made it so funny.
We were in college and Biggie just dropped Life After Death album. So
I had to borrow this too because that was the better one at the time
between me. For me, it was the better one. So she let
me borrow it and I was listening to it. So one day she was
like, hey, can you give me this two back please? I was
like, oh yeah, gotta get this too. Bad set the crib.
I dropped a violatter on this day. It's all right cool. She stayed
on the east side where all the wild boys are. Okay, so I
come over there, drop it off. Were we sitting to have conversations?
I got company. You can save if you want to. It's like,
all cool, I say, for a minute, we have a conversation,
and she hits me with you know what, you're one of my best friends.
You're the only male friend that I haven't slept with. And I'm like,
first of all, that's wild. Am I am? I missing out?
Very missing out? Am I not doing something right? Did you friends
on me? He's like no, it's just you know, you never tried
anything. It's like, I know I have that ability too, you know,
yeah, I hate one. This was an option. I don't say
that. So she, you know, like, yeah, said okay,
well you never said that nobody. That's stupid. But the thing is,
I can't. I can't have sex with my friends, not even no.
Don't say it to anybody, because it's still you just told somebody the other
day they could get it if they were younger. They were the younger version
of themselves. You know what, after you told them that peace was not
pieces group chat text messages be wid like that. I just said that I
have moved on to a vessel that works well for me. That's why I
said. I said, I fucked spaceships. You and your fucking roll bow.
We beat it really belittle. It was not in public, bro,
that's not my that was not that was not my ladies and gentlemen, that's
not my team. Totally. Younger version could get it, but then told
him it was from y'all. It was from ninety six. Okay, So
I was going back into my fifteen year old mind because that's how old I
was in ninety six, and I said times in his twenty name. Well
time music was in his twenties that time. I was like, you like
you like the older man, you know, because that exactly like younger creepy
you will turn them to the pedal. Damn, I mean high track.
You know, I haven't made a hot line, made high track whatever.
You know, you're a terrible person. But I'm glad time he didn't know
you. Back then, I would have mess his life up, handcuffed definitely
for no reason. With the yam yeaming back then, Yes, I had
my whole boy in jail. Get there out here doing dirty riding scoundrel something.
This is for my home man. That one we can't recite those other
lyrics, and the other one was too much that that one gets just taken
off the air. But I was just talking about old school timing, not
now now time. I feel like it's a more well run He's more studious.
You like you would have like one of the little eye glasses on with
like a smoker's cop like the he got a monocle, But that means he
would studying your body and know what to do. Oh my lord, you
think he got a monocle? A professor Tommy? What if he does?
I don't want him to speak to me perfect at least a week. What
if he has a smoker That's what I said. I was like, he
has a smoke jacket. Yes, that's like the kind of like what you
have. Yes, this on hip hop? Where are where are they?
Now? We're going to dissect lyrics of jupiterile back then We're not going to
start there speaking speaking of friendship, we're talking about just came home and you
know who came and got him? Man? That why love? Why is
birdman coming to get b G? Why would he not? It's a business
investment. You got a story to tell what business? What the wants to
hear Brian Christopher Dorsey fucking right, we don't, No, you don't.
He is going to drop the track it is going to I'm almost where I
don't want to hear Wayne no more. Look look, look, you gotta
look at this one. I don't want to hear you out Juve now just
did tiny desk. Okay, okay, Wayne's still making music. Okay.
Jub just came home. And Turk needs a second chance with these niggas right
now, you put a young thure in there or something he in jail?
Do you put somebody else? Snap? If they want to do a Hot
Boy reunion tour, and I'm all for it, go on tour, sing
your slaps. Everybody used to let the Hot Boys, people will come see
them. But if they want to say, let's do another Hot Boy album,
not here for it. That's me personally. Might be some people on
the internet that want that, and then when the album dropped and they got
like, yo, I was wrong. I was wrong. I can admit
when I'm wrong account of boat and the god damn mental chips and the buttons,
your nails, multiple colors, you know, caidoscope job you know what.
I'm like, she's surprised you told her out today. Normally your shoe
game be up there with us. That's because I had a date before I
came out and you came here afterwards. They must not would have went.
Well, I already know who it is, so I believe it that that
I don't remember speaking of friends looking out for people. I hate. That
really is a button and I don't know why it's not out there before we
let's be friends. Did he gave everybody the royalties? Yeah, that's actually
going back because it's actually it's millions of dollars, is what they said.
So what does this mean for niggas like Craig maxic State, Because first of
all, who's still spending flavor in your ear? Like actually they are still
playing it on. But I feel like when you have your when when you
own your publisher, now you personally can go and sell it and you can
get what Diddy was getting for like when they put your song in a movie,
Like what iFun y'all think Joe Button is still relevant as far as like
pump it Up because he his like when he got signed, it wasn't more
so then really investing in you getting a record, like having like a good
album. Well that's almost like Shaggy with the mister Bombast because Bob Wiser still
has some commercials that they're playing the song in. But outside of little Kim
Mace in the Locks, whose music that he have, it's worth it that
we care that we would care nobody who did because you figure which Faith is
getting at, because Faith is getting her royalties, his royalties because that was
you know, porfeit of her royalties when she married Stevie. Yeah, why
would you marry the sneaky creepy nigga from love and hip hop? So they
had history. They had they had history like literally, I think what that's
who she was messing with when Biggie was out creeping. So they were they've
always been. How much history we have? If there is any significant time
lapse in between us and I see that you out here on some freaky ass
nigga ship, I'm not fucking with you no more. But that's you.
Sometimes people grow up from that. He never grew up. Jo Look how
he treated Jocelyn. Look how you treat his baby mama. He got to
do all this ship on prime time television every Monday night at seven o'clock he
got the ship on his baby mama and we watched it. That may not
be how he is as a person. What do you say all the time
when we pott in one, we have conversations and we say things, and
we speak from a perspective because we potting right, you think, dog just
be he be showing and he could be just showing. Just be showing for
the bag. The more you do, the more niggas tune in. More
niggas tune in. When it's time for season two, we can ask for
more because and no way, this is a big ass facade, Bro,
he really ain't sh a lot. Partially, it's both. It's both he
is. It ain't ship nigga. But I think when it comes to the
right person, you be good for the right person. And I think for
him that happens to be her. Just like to make us believe that that
sex tape was leaked, no, you sold ain't nobody enough. Leak is
the word they use for everything. It's rollout because because Kim sex table was
elak. But it wasn't a leak because your mama is the one who put
it out. Anybody watched that and it launched their careers. He was dry.
I just don't have a desire to watch ray J fun. It was
dry. Not one wish never see that sex. I hit it first,
that is you know, if that wasn't a this song about Kim Kardashian,
that would have been a great song because you would have just been talking about
hose in your life. But technically was. But it was nasty because it
was a Kim Kardashian nasty and it's just been a you hose. Move on
from rappers the ball players, but they all know I fucked first classic.
I'm props like, yes, because these are facts. Bro, you you
might have sucked these first. But she really did move from rappers the ball
players. Mm hm, but ray J is not a rapper, he's R
and B. All of her marriages are fair bars. How are you this
prose? And she went from a football player to a basketball player to an
actual rapper to a comedian. Comedian Pete Davison, I heard he be a
don't tell me what you heard. If i'mbout have deposit, I just hurt.
Why did you heard? That's what the ladies are saying. I can
believe that's what saying he was with a Grande and she did write a song
about not being able to walk after sex. But also that couldn't pertain to
Big Sean. Speaking of Big Sean, you know who you know who?
You know who he's not friends with? Kendrick Lamar, Hendrick Lamar hate this
nigga dirty like niggas on the West really ride for Jeanett a nigga who come
a nigga? Who a nigga who come out of the house like once every
six years? Better not ever say shit to me on some rap ship.
Bro, You better not ever talk to me. You come out the house
once every six years. You think you should have just come out here and
spen a verse and it's gonna be ill. Might snuff you I see you
in public. This is why I'm not a rapper anymore. I should say,
like, when I really look at how like life is constructed, we
do We need to pause because he said anymore, I'm not a rapper anymore.
I gave up. I'd rather podcast now. I rather talk shit about
you, my mass niggas. Some of your niggas suck and I want to
be the one to tell you that you do. But uh so, apparently
Kendrick Lamar got h He had a song on his last album, The Mister
Morale and Big Steppers Ship, and I guess he had a verse where he
was distant like a lot of people, but they took it off the album.
But now it is surface, A lot of people think it. Yes,
a lot of people think it's a I could be a I. And
if it is Ai, who who got this much smoking their heart for Big
Sean? If it is artificially a lot of people that he's mad Zen right
now. And I think because he's so Zin right now that people aren't liking
that kind of like my Zen. Some people don't like my Zen. You
know, people's in they don't like right now rock is flowing like san rock
z in right now. No, I don't want what's up. Let's say
you have a kid, right all right? How do you feel if your
baby mama made your son her junior were on good terms? I think that
great. I think if my baby mama got like a unisex name, like
like is a dude name right, like you know, or just it could
be either. And like we had the conversation he was like, I think
I want to make the baby that's fine for it, jor because my wife
because I was always are there any women in life who are a joint?
Like? Did your mama say you're gonna be me? Part two? I
mean I wish I would have. I think a lot of women get named
after their daddy, in my opinion, is a form of junior. Because
if your daddy named Andrea, and he named Andrea, it's technically junior.
In my book, I feel you just feminized it. I will I wish,
I will be. I will be all for making if we had a
son and it was able to carry on that, that's dope. Would you
let your Megan Jr? Megan? Megan named the unisex name. I don't
know, no nigga if he if my baby mama was named Morgan, why
is your baby mama named Morgan? But I'm saying that would be okay with
you to name your son Morgan. Yeah, because that Sean Sean, Yeah,
that's going toss. Yeah, because that's my ex husband's Lashawan. And
then I met middle child, my youngest their middle name is. I met
a lady and she had my name. Yeah. I was like, that's
dope. Her daddy didn't like her maybe her mama named her. Maybe she
don't got it daddy. To stop thinking everybody got it daddy. Somebody drops,
that's what's wrong with America. We all think these motherfuckers got fathers in
they don't know, and you think nobody has a father, bastard children.
You know what, Loki, you know, I've been falling down this rabbit
hole of like racist racist jokes, but they be funny though that duh I
stumbled upon his age. Dude, he was like, you want to know
how Disney's racist? He was like, look at all the characters and he
was like, well, black people gotta be animals. And even when you
think about it, there was like all the Disney movies that all the voiceovers
are black people. And then he was like, you want to really make
it relatable, let's kill his father and now he ain't got nothing like And
not only would they make them animals, they would make them absurd animals like
Bumble had to get rediad because the Magpies were just cool niggas on a on
a rope, the Five Birds just niggering it out hard. Yeah, you
need black people, you need black people, but you ain't got to go
to us right, just a little bit. And for those who want to
check that wouldn't take out the the Siamese twins. They took out Siamese twins.
There's two cats, Siamese cats and Ali. I wonder last what it
was. I couldn't remember what when they redid that if you please and everything.
Well, my coworker told me Willy Wonker was racist. I was like,
no, way, break it down. He was like, yeah,
so the like in the book, actually African pigmies fucked up. He went
and stole all of them slavery mm hmm, free cheap labor who wrote this
book. That's just last period. But and then they were all in black
face. That's why if you watch the original one with what'sh mccally, what's
his name? Yep, with Jana Wilder, they're all in black face.
Yeah, why is life so fucking racist? Because it was norm back then,
just like watching like all the episodes of the Jefferson's Well, they was
going back and forth with each other, right because racism was so ingrained.
Like a black person goes to a school and they burned the school down.
You got that much hate because a black person walked into this building that you
burned the building down. Yeah, it's deemed no good. You can't have
you niggers walking in heres and stuff like that. It's like, there's nothing
about us that makes you need to do that. Do you just want niggers
to be walking around? Yes? Were you because you want of them?
I'm just saying nigga should be allowed to walk where they want they should be.
But it's a sometimes I feel like Milwaukee's a suntime time. No,
I feel like if it ain't used to be. No, it's we were
too segregated because until like until niggas really started buying cars, nobody really left
their area. Like when the city used to be on and popping, you
literally worked in your area because there were stores and places and stuff on your
side town. That's why if you go to the South Side, you see
all these little stores randomly in niggas neighborhoods. Yes, like randomly in their
neighborhood about the Mexican the South Side period. Even if you go up West
Silas or go over there's a little small store because people never really needed to
leave their community to get what they needed. Yeah, I feel like won't
have it as many mom and pop shops as we used to have. That's
where I was really looking for. There's a lot of them, because there
get you some fried chicken and some deli meat and cash or check. Speaking
of that, I was telling him about checks. I don't know. Yeah,
I was gonna ask you that was it wasn't trying to figure out how
that you cash it, Like I go here, you're basically giving me out
the drawer was equal to what your check is. Right. Cool, Now
that they got this check, like go catch signed it over to them.
Okay, so now it's their money because all you have to do is on
the back and sign it over. So pay to the order of and you
put that on the back and then now that might be legal, but what
is illegal is when they letting you do that with other people's checks. Niggas.
Around the corner. Around the corner, they were selling cell phones.
They were selling the five dollar tall teas, they were selling hats, clothes,
They had shoes back then. I knew them shows was fake though,
but they had them. If you needed a fit, you could go here
get a fit. So like they were selling closing shoes and cell phones and
cigarettes right here. It did like in the middle is where the main registers
is, and then next to the main registers where you can cast checks and
money orders and all that good ship. Then in the back back that's where
they frying a chicken and cutting like sandwich meat and ship. Wow, this
is the one. I'm not going on the store with the meat market.
And it was right. I used to frequent this establishment because what I was
mentioned when we were driving up. When I was driving to go get him.
I don't know if you've seen this on thirty seventh in Capital, but
there is a guy that's out there frying catfish in his front yard, has
a whole big sign that says catfish. That ship broke down Capital. Dropping
off with adim A. Seeing that ship, I'm like, you know what
black folks is gonna find? Oh boy, because he got the little fan
in yeah, and then got the tent the whole nine yeah, and then
people are pulling over there like he had the whole little corner of his block
all you know, just going on my I mean, what if you got
the fire though, That's what I said. I was like, I was
really tempted to stop, but I was like, I can't do it.
It's Capital, Yeah, you really can't pull over on capital. No,
that you riskin at all? What if chicken He's got you though, because
the are you getting is like the catfish, like two pieces of bread,
maybe some hot sauce. I ain't no French fries coming with you may definitely
cook the the same friend. That's definitely all I'm with that to. I'm
with that, don't don't cook my fries. I throw clothes. I mean
you you know, but me cook all that ship and the same thing and
the bread bread, And I used to agree, I used to I used
to hate that when I worked there picking, I think that Grandma had a
cannon grease on the stove. The chicken f our chicken was cool. I
just hated working Fridays because Friday is usually kind of busy. And then it's
like, because it's fish fry Friday, you got you down one frar,
Like, we definitely slang way more chicken than we do fish, but because
it's Friday, we have to make fish. So now I'm down a friar
and niggas like, yeah, we need a ninety six piece. I'm like,
bro, we're gonna have to start telling niggas that these big ass absurd
orders cannot come in on Fridays because we do Thursday night right right, and
then like you got like I could never just like so like to filter out
the goil. You're like, you gotta open up the grease travels. You
gotta let all that ship and then it's supposed to go back up. But
they want you to change that fish fry ship. So I'm like, man,
ain't doing all that ship me? This my fucker, that's why.
So, that's why the they don't want to keep cleaning. If you went
to picking sae in the year, that don't even matter. Just if you
had came on a Saturday and you might have felt a little funny on the
Sunday. Just know that if you had a fish allergy, your chicken wings
might have been cooked in fish grease. If I worked Lord, which WHI
seventy and am I not surprised? Just saying, bro, they weren't paying
me anyhing that was asked for a whole lot to see you there. I
probably get food from there, probably doing nothing in the Delhi area because let's
always get that steakhouse potato salad. It looks good, but I don't want
to try. No, it actually was good. All right, so before
we get out of here because we're over the one hour mark. Oh because
you get summons. No, I'm actually getting sleepy. I'm actually for the
counsel point to go home. Yeah. Yeah, you want to take a
nap, like you know, take a power napping all afternoons. So you
got fresh for no reason, got your chain out and everything. Look my
chain out. You got to change now, you see, this is the
beauty about being like older, like if it ain't nobody see me, like
see me, see me? I repeat the ship out of outfit. I
mean, it's just you know, it's whatever you want to do. But
we know what, we know what you though. Because you got your chain,
I ain't got to fresh air Max. Yes, all there was coming
up regardless. I like them, regardless they was coming out the box.
Bitches love a good air Max. I see it. I don't worth these
because I realized I had to suit mm hmm no, because I forgot that.
Yeah, you know when shopping shopping in your closet, I bought so
much ship from Classic that I forget I have outfits from Classic. So I
wait in my closet to find my black sweats and I found like you buying
boke. When she drops, I just she has my size already. I
feel like she got your name on the new Order ship. Like she'd like,
I'm gonna drop this purple hill and put one side for time. She
actually does that. She does. So now, since money is kind of
getting a little bit smoother, I'm not gonna be doing these kickbacks all the
time I get a little bit more money. No, no, I'm not
doing them all time because now usually about the winter time, everybody else starts
throwing parties and just go to yours. That's how it is. So let
me say we got the kickback on the thirty Yeah Halloween, Yeah Halloween.
See, that's why it's good to have friends like tz tz always go throw
motherfucker party. You want to do something, I'm going there. So I
might just do a TDR only kickback, like just us hanging out here,
and then you normally got the ugly sweater party. And then we roll into
January and then it's too cold outside. Nobody don't want to go nowhere anywhay
at that point, so I get away with January February and something April did
I pop out in April? See so as the sweatsuits come out, the
new colors, I just start buying ones, or I just go online and
custom make them. I can do one hundred dollars, one hundred and fifty
playing for it. I'ma be out here driving, be driving in some lugs
all winter. Now I'm gonna give me some ugs. Got me some give
me, give me some ug boots for the US. I don't like the
look. Always hated. What do you want me to put on? Cock
boots? Exactly? Probably why I hate? I do. I do.
Got a pair of work though, law force. But my foot, my
foot started with Renal nine one one is back. I saw you, I
saw you write down in the group it's called Renal nine one one defunded.
So apparently their station lost money, so they just open Is it the O
G cass all of them there, folks with shorts, Yes, main one.
I don't even think. I really think he gave in real life officer
dangle. Just picture here with the glass. So apparently to be here,
apparently dog gotta fetish for white cowboy boots. Right, the palling shot keep
getting over on them, right, so he keeps trying to go back and
take these boots back. But every time you come out, he come out
with the upg Now while he's in there, though, I don't know,
bro, the material keep getting better. Like he went in to return some
crocodile boots, came out with some Persian albino something like coming out with some
fancier boots. But every time he go in, because you know he'd be
riding his bike, they the black cop and the Mexican cop, keep finding
new ways the fuck dog up. So he ties his bike to that little
wire bike crack. First time he went in and came out, they looped
at that the bike rack went through the bike, so you can't take it
out. The second time, and this one was my funniest one was they
pulled a zip line cord hanging down from the bike. So the minute he
unfastens the lock, the bike snatches up. It goes away, and he
didn't see it get snatched up. The dog is just looking around for like
where my bike go. Meanwhile, I mean in the way you hear the
line, you hear the zip bike just flies off. I'm sitting here dying
because it's just it's just gone, like like whatount uh, it's actually on
Comedy Central. Okay, where are they housing Comedy Central? You just download
the Comedy Central app. Yeah, but Comedy Central is already somewhere. I
don't know where it is because I have YouTube TV now, cause you know
who's not my friend. I wasn't gonna say in my lives you're saying,
hold on, let me be quiet. I still got one more check from
them, but still got check come up. But maybe I'll drop this episode
after I get that check. Put a stop payment on. Definitely, they
already have. First of all, as soon as I stopped working there,
they immediately switched me over to a paying customer. Oh. Absolutely, when
A'm gonna let you just so the building cycles started, you owe two hundred
and seventy three dollars going forward. We gonna go ahead and roll you to
the best price point we're gonna give you based on the services you have.
I looked here and we realized you didn't watch these channels. So we're gonna
give you your Cinemax, your shell Time, how your Cinemax, your HBO,
your shell Time, your Star, but we're taking all the rest of
that shit off. You wasn't watching it anyway, my nigga. We see
what you watch. I feel like you quit on them and then got mad
that they was like, bro, you gotta actually pay this bill now that
you don't work. I wasn't even mad. He was like, Yo,
that's bulls, nigga. I wasn't mad about that, Okay. What I
was mad about was at the time when I was paying, I had the
gigabyte internet, okay, but I wasn't getting gigabyte speed. But I'm only
paying forty bucks, so I wasn't complaining. But now that you got me
paying, hold on, either you're gonna get me these speeds or we're gonna
drop this package down and we're gonna get this money. Right. So when
it was getting time for me, it's like, okay, you know what,
speeds ain't changed, nothing changed. Still got this slow ship here,
you know what, Let me go change my package. I was just gonna
let it slide one twice about it. Let change my package. It's nice
when they walk around, Dick change they package on time pause. It's a
call back. Walk around needs to be because we have a person to comments
also commenting about their walking around as well. So I just want you to
understand that there's a real thing called walk Around Dick, so they they love
they walk around Dick. All right, But getting back to my story,
So then all of a sudden, I get this email as well as several
employees confirm me if they don't have Disney or ESPN or free Form, I
like watching Cronish. I need free form. Fuck you, I'm out.
Wasn't it Disney, It wasn't the ESPN. It was a free Form that
got me, so I left. Wait, so Spectrum as a whole doesn't
have Disney. They don't have Disney, ESPN or free right now because Disney
is like, look, I can do business with y'all, or I can
keep getting money off this app. And right now I'm getting mad money off
this app. So unless you can give me a reason to give you access
to this, fuck you. As long as this network still carries Disney.
Yes, man, I don't even care. Now I'm on YouTube TV football
season and that's why I'm on YouTube TV because guess what NFL tickets on YouTube
TV. It's time Zone and b YouTube TV. So okay, I can
literally turn on what's your password? I got you? I got YouTube TV
as well TV. Yeah, but you got YouTube TV. You got the
sayme thing. I guess so as a friend, but you got what you
have? You? Ever have you ever given me your dish password? I
don't app. I could be down. I don't have to dish app,
nigga, I'm watching regular TV. Why don't you have to dish app?
It's in your house? It is like I never think to watch TV when
I'm not at home. So you don't watch TV on your phone in your
room? You do know how to cast it to your TV? Yes,
I know how to do all of that. But if I'm at home,
why would I be casting images from my phone on the TV? Because apparently
you don't know how to use the app? Right, so I'm giving you
iPhone. I'm at home, It's already on the TV, right, it's
on the TV. Why would i be casting images from my phone to the
TV when I'm already watching what is on the TV that you are watching on
your phone? So I'm confused here. I'm confused. Why you need my
YouTube TV then, because it sounds like you have TV. I have regular
TV? Did you I don't want to watch football? Extra football? Did
I say I have? I just said this on YouTube TV. I just
say I bought it, you know, but now this is this is,
this is coming from my friend. But now this one thing I can tell
you that, No, I would not give you my YouTube password because the
great thing about YouTube TV and you can have up to six. You're not
put up four fingers six the individual logins, so six people can have their
own YouTube TV with all access to everything. And I still pay the same
hundred dollars, so it's not working. No, I would tell him,
no, I would have told him, give me your email address and I'll
shoot you the link. He's that way, you don't fuck up my algorithm.
And you know what though two days see, and that's why, like
when people give me the log I create, like people be like you gotta
ask for permission, though, could you? But I don't like to mess
up people's algorithms and the things that they You just can't make your own profile
because I just be logging in the stars and it'll be like his own log
in, Like, because he's a freaking ass. You gotta have his own
everybody's account. I have my own profile. No, from now on,
you use Office? Why would I use Office? Because that is the random
account? How many other people use office? Whoever? Has whatever log in,
use office the algorithm. No, So here's the thing. If you
have my log in, you use office because you're only using my ship to
watch one show anyway, But I might want to find some other shit.
Then you should enjoy the algorithm that they've created in it. Yeah, within
once I once I find what I like through the algorithm, I have to
create my own algorithm. Save it to the mod list with what is save
it to the modelist. I like to feel special. You are not special
because there's probably twelve other people with the same log in. Use the office.
He cases not closed. He did not shut the door on this conversation.
That's why you're not in charge of the butt. Literally. See,
this is what I can do. I can easily change passwords. That's so
rude. Like everybody else, I've done that, though sometimes you have.
I've done that. In the relationship. You got to change the password because
I would not allow you to have the kids involved. I would not change
no, not of so okay, some point because of my ex husband and
the kids, the kids are using his loggins over my house so on their
own stuff though, right, No, it's on my TV. That's how
that's how I get oh, I definitely do, and YouTube TV as well.
My coworkers told me I was the evil person today. So he was
telling me, like how his baby mama. White people got mama's that's crazy.
That's the mother of their child. I'm the mother of my He was
like mm hmm damn, like a little pink pain. It's like, apologies,
knew about you every day. Because he was half white, half black,
that would explain why he was so light bright Mila, and you're not
like bright. I mean that's because you blazing barbada Barbadian. But yeah,
he told me I was an evil person because he was telling me how his
baby mama like a school teacher and like when the kids act bad, she
like put them in the closet with the lights off and play monster sounds.
And he was like, I think that is so wrong. That's something.
Yeah, that's I was like, man, stop, what school district is?
I don't know these white people. Hey my kids go to school.
But I was like, hey, man, maybe went to the same school
I went to for like a semester. Maybe the badass crumb snatching heathens will
stop acting God damn fool. No, now they're scared. Now you cannot
says, you can't say what did you do to get putting twice already?
What did you do to get put in the clothing? Put baby in the
closet? No one puts baby in the corner. I was like, I
was like, I think that's definitely would like baby came in the closet.
Baby k That is how Mike Myers is born exactly because if you go back
to the first movie, he constantly kept going back to the same spot,
which happens to be in his sister's room. So I'm telling you all this
shit started because she put Mike out her room because he was being a freaky
ass nigga, because she was trying to get freaky. Literally, it led
to this man on a forty year killing spree. He stabbed her while she
was naked. So you're telling me trying to get We had the Yamians out
and he was like, fuck these titties, I'm just gonna stab you with
these scissors. Yeah. I think Mike Myers and Batman are the same people.
No, no, no, Batman is on a whole nother level of
PTSD. Batman a social path don like the Internet is crazy nobody likes Batman.
Like everybody got the same conclusion about Batman. It's liked. This just
really be he Basically we're growing up and we're realizing Batman can do so much
more to better the community, but instead he wants to run around and beat
up people. But in reality, he owns the whole entire city, so
he really could like make changes for the better. No, we already said
that, because he owns the insurance company Wayane Insurance, the ship he does,
he makes money off of it. It's like the mayor from the Boonde
One Slur was trying to sell people's security systems where nobody was buying because they've
they loved in the safe area, don't need security. So you know what
he did. He sent his fucking nephew and his nephew's best friend out there
breaking people's houses. So they were going by these shitty as security system That's
the type of Batman. I do you one better. The mayor wanted to
buy the park so he could build kindom idioms. Okay, they wouldn't let
him because the neighborhood was a beautiful place, so he couldn't buy the park
to do that, So instead Granddad comes up with the idea for the itis.
He lets him create it. He gives him the store, gives him
the sleeping restaurant, the whole nine yard because of the addiction that people got
onto it. The value of the neighborhood dropped because crime, drugs and all
these things were happening in the neighborhood. Value of the neighborhood went down.
They came through. He shut down the place because of any humane and he
bought the land across the street and built his kindominiums. That is how crack
fucked us up. That is exactly how cracked. That is the backstory to
the Luther to they cloned Tyrone makes sense. I hate you, No,
it really is the backstory. Did you watch that movie? Yes? I
did. Did you like it? I loved it. I love Tianna,
I said, I watched Anything She's In. I sat through a little bit
of it, and I was like, I'll come back to this anything that
She's in. I don't know what it is about her. I don't know
when it happened, but I fell in love with her another outside of her
and Trump. What's it's not, Tianna? Is it? No? It's
not Tianna Uh, the black chick from the Miss Marble Captain Marble in the
Black. Okay, I know you're talking about. I don't know her name
of her right now, but I know she's beautiful. It could be Tan.
I was just thinking of Tianna Taylor or Tianna Trump. Now I could
date Tianna Trump. I couldn't Dateana Trump. Well, I wouldn't date her,
but I let her suck about. You know, you know what I
mean. I mean I couldn't date her only because I know what she does.
Because I'll be watching her on Twitter and she's going crazy. She's a
nasty one be deep throw dick and boss. She's a nasty oneman. She
got a big mouth. Oh my, that's how you give it up?
What whoa Hey? Now you're in a starshot rest in peace to the lead
singer smash Man. I don't think you try to do it perfect. It
just works. It just happening over here, just like you know. I
was at work and it was like the least singer smash My. I guess
they was expecting me not to know some Banny was around me? What is
gone around? Every time I heard that? I want to watch Shrek.
I love Shrek. That's one thing that I know that they talk about how
there wasn't a lot of good Okay, so I was saying, yeah,
that's not a good picture of her right there. No, she's coming,
She's coming back for the Yeah, the sequels. But Captain Marvel Moe.
We like talking about the sequels and stuff like that. As far as like
Shrek, I think all the Shreks were good. How many I didn't like
the fourth I think that fourth one was like some side ship. Yeah,
was like the time travel Okay, yeah, I'm talking about the three.
I feel like they dropped the ball. They could have created a whole universe
around Shrek because I believe I believe the Antonio Brenda has gotta spin off,
got a movie, put some boots. Yeah, I like that one.
You're going somewhere, are you going? Okay? When you come back,
you bring a drunk for me? Thank you? Drink? Yeah, gonna
talk to his house. You see how he just gets up and walks away.
But that's cool because I was just mean you just me. No,
I ain't gonna say that yesterday, that is he ain't in the group.
He was in that yes that's his growl. It's hard to keep because none
of these niggas names is Tony exactly. That's why, But that's how they
made it happen. How where did they come up with that? I do
not know none of your niggas names. You like you spelled it three?
My name is Doorway. Whatever these niggas been living under assumed identities. What's
your favorite childhood movie? Yes, I think they're rebooting Beatle Michael Keating and
everything too, but I think he's playing a different character. I watched that
movie till I could not watch it. I feel like, if they're gonna
redo Beetle Juice, they gotta get the girl who played Wednesday, that who
is who is now the leader, the lead character and the screen franchise going
forward. I like her. She's nice. If there's a lot of movies
from my childhood that I would like to see them redo, just because we
have the technology now. It's like Beatle Juice would be one though, because
now you could do more. Although I feel like if they was to turn
Beatle Justice to a horror movie, it was scary enough for me, I
know, but see I'm not a scary movie person. Don't like scary movies.
I don't like being scared. I like to laugh. I mean,
I don't like being scared either, But the scary movies are not scary.
I will do suspense, but I will not do scary. What do you
define the scary, blood, gore, all that stuff like that. That's
kind of goes into my scary. I don't think that's scared of jump.
That's more like Slasher. Okay, I can see where you're going with this,
Yes, probably probably see I don't know the genres because I don't even
go over there, like open that way. So like the ship, like
the nun or like city see ship like that I don't like because to me,
it's not it's all jump scarce exactly like that. Give me a good
old fashioned it's you and you gotta outrun Jason, that's my ship. I
like he had to sleep exactly like I scared to sleep in the middle of
the bed for quite a long time because he used pulled next to the middle
of But I like, yeah, I feel like I feel like we need
another one. No, we don't, you know, I think it was
funny on off you saw that one. I don't know if it was I
did see it on TikTok, But dude, that was just like Freddy.
But he was like walking around to like the Chris Brown or something like that.
I was like, I was like, it was they got a pair
of shoes that are pressing like almost a couple of hundred thousand dollars. There's
special edition Freddy Kruger duncks. Really fucking lie, I have not heard it.
I don't know. I don't I don't know if they ever came out.
But they made them, like I feel like like you just do shit,
like they make shoes and then they put them in a vault just to
make them. Like I was having this conversation with my uncle and I was
like, for every low pair of like Jordan Leven's with the pat leather on
it, it's like, I feel like there's a as a high to it,
like y'all made it as a high. It was like, now it's
probably look better as a low, and do you cut it off? So
where is the samples of all the top Where the samples of all the Jordan
Elevens that had a high point to it before you cut it off and made
it low? Because I know that was the thing I just want to work
at the Nike factor. I was about to go in the wrong direction.
I'll come back. Where did you? Where were you going? And you
want to work with the little kids? I don't want to be at the
sussion, No, I just I want to go. I want to work
for Nike because they they got a lot of ship that they need to just
bring back. Yeah, and to be able to go into that vault and
yeah, show me was in the vault. You know, maybe you need
to start like seeing how you can make that happen. Could you imagine working
a Nike though absolutely not, especially if like an employee perk was like getting
to for where you get a discount, and then you get a discount out
of the Nike employee store. What is not in the Nike employee store.
I would really like to see what's not in stop because they tell you everything
sell out. But then we got this Nike employee store. I need to
go there. And I also feel like too, with that, you will
probably have the parks of making your own. So now the custom I would
have to cut my friends off there. Oh you couldn't let them know that
you work. I would have to cut all of y'all. They will just
have to be like, why you keep coming with all the newness, Like
I've just been hitting on the app going gang bus just like dud on the
app. They weren't they weren't. It was on my app special special TRUP.
You gotta have the special DRUP code. You got to see. I
feel like if I had a job like that, niggas was like, damn,
why what bro? This is my job. I work here. Do
you want me to get you a job so you can get nikes? Let's
play with you saying that because when I'm had just graduated out of high school,
I was working for full Locker. I was working for their HR,
so I got employee pricing on the shoes. So that's how like my son
like when he was like for his first two years, he had J's,
Like he had every single pair of Ja's, like from the crib J's all
the way up because they're like only twenty bucks. So I was like,
there's no point for me not to put them on the kind of friends I
won't, Like, I don't want friends that work at Walmart, like you
know, I mean that's cool, but I don't want shit out of here.
I buy everything. I need a friend who works at Nike or any
kind of shoe store, right, and I don't. I don't even want
you to give me shit for free. I just want a nice player discount,
yeah, because I just thirty or more. Not even a discount.
I just want to be able to buy the shoe because some shit you just
came by. Just let me buy the shoe. I don't want no special
privileges. I just want priority. Let me just let me get a priority.
Let me like, and that's the thing we are to buy first.
See, that's that's what I need. You niggas be like, nah,
man, you gotta get in there and you get some free ship. No,
I don't want free ship. I want access to Polish. I got
money, not broke. I'm not broke, baby, I just pretend to
be broke on TV. That's what it is, just pretending. Now I'm
broke as fuck. You know you need to say you're in between blessings.
That's what Now, when you're in between blessings, that means you're in between
jobs. Doesn't mean you're literally in between blessings. Ain't no, ain't no
blessing comment. Man. I know I'm broke. I'm gonna be bro I'm
gonna see my next check and still be broke, even even though even though
the holiday I'm trying to say from America, he's not going this is this
is what I'm just gonna do. That's what all say. Your favorite movie
as a child was Beatle? What was yours? You didn't say I had
a thing for like All Dogs Going to Heaven. All Dogs Go to Heaven
one and two was my ship when I was a kid. Oh and uh,
the Sesame Street Movie. I don't remember the Matilda, but Matilda was
cool. But like the Sesame Street Movie when they kidnapped Big Bird and then
he turned into the Bluebird because they had my nigga captain. That was my
jam. I watched that a lot as a kid. Mighty more for Power
Rangers to ninety five, the very first movie Power Range. That was Fire
Matilda. Man. You know what movie I did hate because they showed it
to us in school a lot. James and a Giant Peach. I hated
that. They definitely outplay that and The Nightmare Before Christmas too. I don't
like Claymation. You know what, I don't think I actually ever sat through
all that, like my child does like Coraline. Coraline is definitely like their
favorite movie wow growing up because of all the claymation and everything with them.
But then also on top of that too, everything that happened only time Claymation
was good. When they used to do celebrity deathmatch you know what that was
my Jane with Yeah, which I think they brought back. It's on Paramount
and they got a new episodes now I liked, but like, you got
to cut out the portion where you play these stupid ass music videos and just
give me a cartoon thirty minutes of Beams and butt Head having adventures. Do
they do that with the new one now? Are still playing music videos?
Because I think I think with the new one, like they're older too,
so like their parents and ship Yo Beams in butd is fucking parents who let
them, who gave Beavers but AGAs a lot of people that are you know,
into that kind of ship. So but they were stupid. Yeah,
the like had the coolest thing. I used to love that ship. I
feel like it was one of them cartoons that I shouldn't have been watching,
but it was all regular TV. So it's like you can't be that bad.
And I used to like to watch Yes, darl MTV has some nice
cartoon. What else is that show? Speed Racer which was super old,
but they brought that back watching speed because it was on What's a Racer exes
Brother? And they did they ever get to the point of this cartoon where
we revealed that Razor ex is your brother, Like your whole bang is to
beat this nigga, but you came and then you hang out with a monk
like Speed Racer was wild. They made it a movie, I believe,
mm hmm. And then like I was mentioned to the a on Flux,
WHI was the other one where like she closed her eye like the closing on
the the fly in her eye and then like all go around and everything and
she was all like you was watching some were ship? I bet it was.
It was. It was all part of that little evening cartoon stuff.
South Park was yes, but see I felt like, see that was when
ship was on TV that shouldn't have been on TV. That was like real
family guy, the ship that they was on on South Park. I was
like, Yo, this ship is amazing. They're really gonna talk about it?
How are they getting away? With this ship. Oh what else movie
that like when I was a kid, It's a movie called Basketball. It's
the creators of south Park is the people, So the actual people that do
south Park, that's the stars of this movie. It's some wild ship.
But it's pretty funny. Oh h that almost reminds me of Dodgeball pretty much.
Yeah, because Dodgeball was pretty much in the same So I saw this
video on Facebook. I watched a lot of ship off Facebook and send it
to us. Yeah. I don't know if I sent you out this one.
But you ever seen the movie Heavyweights from back in the Day with Ben
Steller? I okay, So like people like make these weird analogies, Like
I think it's more funny than like serious, but they like put together movies
that like these were in the same universe type ship. So Ben Steller's character
from Heavyweights ends up being Dwight Goodman from Dodgeball. So like with Heavyweights,
he was like he started out as this fat kid, he got skinny,
then he started the fact cap, then he gets in trouble to go to
jail and the right and then he'd be the was like he moved away,
he got skinny, he became this guy as an altered like he changed his
whole thing. That was liked, where did they come on? But like
when you think about saying shit, like I can see how his works,
Like I think I saw a video where that was like Life was the sequel
to Harlem Nights. Yeah, I've heard about that. It makes sense though,
Like I doubt they put any thought the correlation to these movies, but
like when you watch it, like it kind of makes sense, Like,
so you motherfuckers did go to Jit. Now we need the sequel to Life
where they got out of Jit. Well, yeah, so we need to
see what life was like on the outside now of their fugitives. But then
at this point, I mean, could you imagine like an old Eddie and
the old Martin like being like ninety running from the cops. That's what I'm
saying to like, but they're like dead now on the land. They're not
dead I'm talking about Okay, think about it. Life came out with in
like the late ninetiesn okay, and it is now twenty four years later.
Niggas dead if they was like ninety back then in ninety nine, so yeah,
I mean they pushed the date unless they push the time back. Do
you think it might have ever thought about having two boyfriends? No, was
you ever entertainment thought like that? I don't think so, because the way
that I'm set up as far as like when I'm focused on somebody, I'm
focused on somebody. It's hard for me to like have the multi focus like
that because I like, before, in between things, like after I was
divorced, I was dating like a bunch of dudes, and then it kind
of got to a pem. I was like, Eh, when you say
dating, like what does that mean? Going out to eat like all that
kind of stuff. It wasn't really like, you know, all the other
stuff. It's just more or less like getting to know them and kind of
seeing that's the direction I want to know, Yeah, because you don't have
to have sex to be dating. I don't think I'm aiming for the word
they're saying like if I'm like getting to know a person, that was my
thing. Like back then, I was okay with that because like I had
the energy to expend. But now at this point in my life, I'm
like, Okay, anything that I'm doing right now is very intentional. I
can't I don't have the time to get to know multiple people, right,
That's what I'm saying. Like now I don't feel like it's like Okay,
I'm gonna see what it is here and if it's not, if it's not
jamming, then I'm gonna move and like get to know somebody else and just
kind of like go that. But like I hate to start and over ship.
I'm good with it, Like I have mental funerals for people every day.
I think it's more like I hate the beginning to know people process because
those questions saying it's not like because they sound so tedious, maybe they need
to be the week as you don't want to have like you know, but
it's like maybe I'm just sick of having these conversations multiple times. Maybe you're
having it with the wrong people, Like I'm tired of getting to no motherfucker,
because man, we get to know people like people are all right,
But it's just like, you know, if this don't work and I gotta
do this it with somebody else, are you going into it like that though,
that's the thing don't work. I gotta learn me somebody. No,
don't go in that way because you have to you know, no, you
don't you just have to have open and don't have all the expectations of it
thinking that it's gonna be all like, No, it's not, because why
are you going in that way? It's not gonna work. I just have
a realistic thought process about certain things. Now, I'm not saying that we
gotta date or we gotta be romantically involved. It's just some ship just don't
work out to the level of work. It's a motherfucker who I went through
the same process with, and now I don't even speak to you no more.
Now, why I don't speak to you is not my fun. It's
your fault and you don't care that it was your fault. And that's why
you've already disassociated yourself from that, because that's not the type of person you
want to have around you. I'm saying, like, I don't want to
have to keep doing that. You're not if you go into it not with
that kind of what am I supposed to go into this with the open mind?
And you don't like this person. I'm just in here again to know
this person, and that's how we're moving it. We're moving in that direction.
There is this one person, and I am getting to know I kind
of like you, she got seven of them things, but you know that's
not my business. She got adult kids or not they are not adults,
but a few of them us. But again that's not my business. We've
grown that you funk seven times and got seven of them. You know,
I definitely think she's done more than seven, but you you caught seven.
No, they're not. I don't say that they might be not all of
that. I think a lot of kids are accidents. You know what,
I might have been one cut the cut, the cut the tape. Look
got after all the kids that will happy accidents? I mean, I'm pretty
sure that's not something you want to that's I don't do that. But it's
a thing. I know it's a thing. But we don't need to talk.
Wow. Can we not talk about it? Because that so sad that
there was an accident? Yes, and you could have been aborted? Wow,
you know what? They could have sex you, suck you out of
your mama's boy could have suck you out of your mama's but in a vacuum
cleaning the abortion. No, because it's not in your butt. Do you
know the female anatomy? I do, but look, I don't know where
they put the two of it. I ain't never had an abortion the same
place that you put your ya me what I never had. I don't know
how this works where I know where it can, but that's not where it
can where the babies come from. That's not where babies come from. But
at this point, once you put in the vacuum, once you put in
the blender, it's not a baby no more. It's now a smoothie.
You're saying, you can't like, ship out of smoothie. People ship every
day. Be you can't shoot me fam No, you're right about. I'm
just saying I've never had. I don't know what you're and I haven't either,
But I'm telling you that that's not how it goes. Is it not
like a tube? Though? Yes? And they put it in the front
of the back, correct, and they suck it out like a smoothie.
You know what. Stop like a stroke. Let's stop. This is what
happens. Let's stop while we're watching cana stop stopped, my profess. The
doctor is we get here? The doctors? Did we get here? I
don't know, ask because apparently nobody was supposed to be here, because we
got to move from over here. Just no, So you don't want to
talk about abortions. You were talking about the chick that you're talking to that
got seven kids. How we get anyway, she's a nice young lady.
Oh my god, I do want to I want to take around. I'm
a nice guy. Okay, she told me she never been the outback.
I'm like, that's my jam. There you go. Well, then you
need to find out what her favorite things to eat, our favorite color,
and get her like a little make her little you know, care package type
deal. Whoa now I said, I like her? Yeah, I like
her. I am I'm buying you get a gift bag too. Dude.
You go to the dollar store, you find all the stuff that's a favorite
color for hers and put it in the bag. That's gonna be maybe five
ten dollars tips. Oh y, that's player. I'm trying to put you
up on some game. I gotta find out what her favorite color is exactly.
I think I asked your that I've been trying to be outside the box
with these, like with the with the Tiff attack questions to give you some
game right now, pets questions is stupid, like ask the people what their
favorite color is. Wow. I mean it's not wild because eventually, but
it just seemed like such a nonsensical question. But then it is because,
like I said, I just gave you some game just off of that.
Because the first thing women say is like, stop asking me what my favorite
color is? I hate small talk? Why are we supposed to get the
big talk? If you don't like small talk? I don't know you know
you like, do you want me to just lide to your inbox? Like?
Yeah, you cute? What's your what's your goals and aspirations? Which
you want to be in life? That's an icebreaker for you. Potentially it's
better than you be like you are so beautiful. I saw you walking down
the street and the outfit you had on real Nigga Slidy, your d M
compliments, you touch you, it's pretty. You say, yes, I
appreciate that. And then he comes back and he asks you what did you
want to be when you grew up? How do you feel about that question?
I would say, it's like right off, right off, I'm like,
okay, I'm like, well, I want to be a neurosurgeon.
What about yourself? That's wow? Why did you want to be a neuro
surgeon ian shit in the world. Kids don't think about me. I was
a very advanced child. Clearly, you just wanted to play with people's brains.
Yes, that's crazy. I like that one where you're like, okay,
so a neurosurgeon. That's a surgeon of a brain, right, So
like what do they actually do though? And there were pairing different things that
are going on, So like if you have any kind of diseases or anything
that are going on in your brain, they're actually going in and fixing it.
So for example, if you're having like seizures and things like that,
and they can find where the actual part of the brain is that you're having
a seize you're at right, and they can actually see and they can do
a biopsy on it to see like could it be like cancers or something going
on. They're just basically looking at all those different types of things open.
So sometimes you can go up through the nose as well too. If it's
something going off like a pituitary gland or anything like that, they're really taking
the top offs. I mean, it depends on the situation then, Like
so like Niggas just be unconscious on the operating table, missing his roof.
Brain exposed. Are you blowing cold air on my noodles up top? What
is going on in the ceca to marry you? I'm trying to get you
fixed. How you get it over? Like, yeah, how you gonna
get my skull back? You're gonna blue it? It's depends. They can
usually go ahead and try to put it back on, and then some instance
they can't, So it depends. They usually try to like a small part
of it. They don't try to like a huge section, but they just
a small Imagine cutting a nigga head off and like, Yo, we can't
get this back on. It won't screw back on, boss, Like what
you now? Just out here with the flappy top, Like imagine taking your
hat off and then your your hair and your head come up at the same
thing. You're just sitting at the dinner table. Brain exposed looking at your
date. Yeah, brain, this is not sound. Brain told you like
a week ago. Baby, I'm straight now. Your eye your eye is
down here. I don't think you straight? Yes I do, I'm good.
No, you're not. Bro. I can I can see what you're
thinking. I can see your brain. What did you want to when you
when I when I grew up well. When I was younger, I had
just dream of playing football. It was either that would be a professional wrestler.
Kay. Then as I got older, I was like, I should
be a rapper because Lil Wayne's a rapper, So I think I could be
a rapper. And how that work out for you? I feel like I
was decent. I was a little bit talented. I mean, I didn't
say nothing to wow a motherfucker. I know how to make it sound nice.
So why did you stop? Why did I stop? Because I felt
like it wasn't going nowhere? But did you have a plan for it to
go somewhere? I don't really think I have one, So then how could
you give up on something that you never had a plan for in the first
place. That's a good question. We don't got a mind blown here.
That's very true if you don't really have a plan for some But I also
feel like, at the same time, some shit just becomes like an interesting
okay, and it became lack of interest from a plan that you never created
in the first place led you to stop doing what you were initially enjoying.
Got it like, no, it's one of it? Like I understand like
to make it. It takes like a lot of hard work, and that's
cool. But when you enjoy doing something, you don't mind the hard work.
Like if this Potter shit gets to a difficult point, like I enjoyed
Potter, so I don't mind doing this. I talked to motherfuckers that just
let it row. I don't mind doing this. But it's like the rapping
shit, it felt like it became work. Then it would have been a
matter of just switching back to like it wasn't It wasn't fun work anymore.
It was work work, like that became another job. Was like, I
don't even like my first job. I do this to escape that job,
even though I want to make it somewhere. It's just like the work is
it? Is it fun anymore? I don't like it? And then it's
like I feel like the city now is more unified than it was when I
was rapping. Yeah, so it was real clicky and separated, and a
lot of niggas didn't want to talk to you, didn't want to help you.
So a lot of that information ship that you may see a scales or
down when they pie and they talk about all this information that you know they're
sharing, and at some point in time, niggas wasn't sharing the information and
areas, and when they were sharing the information, they were only sharing it
with niggas that they liked, but that they fucked through it. So if
you didn't like, if you didn't know these niggas, niggas wasn't just helping
hand it and it was just you know. So I reached out to a
guy on Twitter one day. At one point in time, I listen all
the music in Milwaukee, something like I like, I like, I like
your style, like how you wrap. I think we could make a nice
song together. So I reached out and you know, like bro had a
little name, Little Buzz, So you know, I'm charging for the future.
Perfectly fun. That's how you do business. How you do business ain't
gonna stop you from eating. Now. What I did not like is that
we're having this cordial conversation in the d M and now you get on your
timeline and I felt like you're talking spicy about niggas want to do songs and
niggas dick like that's gay. Like you may have not been talking to me,
but I felt like you was talking to me indirectly. And I was
like, bro, I know you, I'll beat you the funk up.
So you got into your cancer mode like that ship what it was about?
It felt like you was talking to me. Like the conversation, the conversation
on his timeline was far too similar to the conversation he was having in this
embody. And you know how all that could have been fixed. I could
have asked her who he was talking to exactly, but I know how niggas
be. Though. I would have approached this excuse me, sir, like
I don't know who you're talking about. On top, I'm just trying to
make sure it's not me. Inde, he'd have got sideways and then I
would have threatened to show him my fistic cups. I just know how certain
things go in It's just be conversations that I don't want to have. But
that's what I'm saying. It might like I feel like I love my I
got back to this type of friendship. I got a friend, been my
nigga for fifteen years. He is my pharmaceutical rep on occasions, but I
don't like the amount that he puts in the bag for the price that I
pay. So because I don't like it. I don't want to have the
conversation with him because that's my nigga, and I don't want him to think
that I'm trying to get over on him. But I felt like it's just
but now he knows because you just said that he don't even watch this podcast,
but he's gonna watch this episode. I just felt like, Bro,
be a little light handed. It's getting lighter and lighter. All I'm saying
is like, I mean, I'm okay with my with my new we man,
but you know my new we man like me, so I gotta be
careful. All I'm saying I read, I reach out. I reach out
to other niggas who not my niggas. They just niggas. I know,
Hey, Bro, I heard you know you got you got the you got
the goods? What's pop? Pause? But but I was like, you
know what I'm saying. I heard you know, moving them things through the
city. What you got? Push your tenure? Bro, Like you know,
you get a three five just to see what it is? Yeah,
you say that, I can't say that, but you get the three five
and when you pull up with the three five, he blessing you off the
fat that I'm even acknowledging to shop with him. So now my three five
is now a seven, but I pay for the three five. But because
you showing love, I'm gonna come back and shop. So now I can't
always expect that you're gonna get seven though. No. But but what I'm
saying is for a nigga who don't really know me like that to continue.
But it's a continuous love, so then it might be your referral bonus all
of that. Like my nigga, that my nigga that I shot with now
all the time, every time I send somebody new to him, shout out
for the love, bro, a little extra in that. I'm not asking
you for extra, I just want you to be And he's on time,
Like my god fifteen years never on time. Now, I think all you're
talking about, But yeah, now's sense. And I be like, because
I know he is a nigga who is not on time, I set these
plans in motion, like a day before. You want to make sure,
so like if I know, if I know my off days like Tuesday,
Wednesday, I'll call Bro Monday morning. I'm like, it's eight o'clock in
the morning, Monday morning. Bro, I'm off, YadA, YadA,
YadA. I need you to slide either before today is over, because I'm
like, I get it's all I'm saying. That nigga hit me on Thursday,
like you still need that? No, I don't because I went somewhere
else because the other guy was timely, he was efficient. My new weed
man so smooth bro. I would never smoke that wig I can't trust it.
You again, you that's cool again? Also understand I get a different
kind of you get we don't. I just I just don't know if I
want white name, you got it laced with some other stuff. I just
don't know if he is he like a real white boy or or is he
like a white boy named Justin with tattoos that nigga say, white white boy
Chris. Okay see, I can fun see a nigga that pause. I
couldn't. I can fuck with that because he might got some good ship like
by like, but a nigga like name Justin with tattoos, No, I
can't a nigga name j just with that too, because he grew up around
niggas. It's not just saying like Jason, that's that's mc miller. He
says, nigga. Does he use it in a proper connotation. Probably,
I'm not mad, not a slippery slope. I don't mad at white people
who say the word nigga, as long as they use it in the proper
connotation. If you do not have that hate behind it. I mean,
it's just a word. It's just a word. I can't beat up every
white person that says nigga, know what I want to because I don't want
to. I don't want to go to jail every every everybody. Every situation
is not an Alabama bro niggas, where niggas just gonna get the freely beat
on white people and not go to jail. We all are here and we
vibeg music and I got a little Dirk on and you singing along and you
know it, word for work. I'm not gonna be mad if the nigga
came out, I'm gonna wait for it. I'm watch I'm not even watching,
I'm not. I used to work with this white dude named John,
and John. John was an uber driver. On his days he wasn't at
work, but John told me that he like he likes rap music. And
I asked John, and I'm like, you can be honest with me,
bro likes, but you like all this rap music and you're telling me,
like when you in the car alone, windows up, you don't you don't
say nigga. You got to because if you rapping Tupac lyrics at some point
in time, you're gonna blackout and you're gonna say nigga because I wrapped the
Tupac verse and you can get lost in the Tupac verse when that motherfucker slapping.
And that's why I don't get mad at like are you just if you
not out here, it's like a king standing you niggas, then I might
be like, Yo, gotta watch your brother. You're gonna catch a mean
left hook real quick. Right stand what niggas if you sitting here are saying
rap lyrics and you get to that part like Wana say you flowing because it's
your ship, not gonna be bad at you like or whatever you're calling somebody
a bitch ass nigga? Are they are they are in that moment? Yes?
Alright? Cool? Well look I don't I don't have no white friends,
so I don't got no nigga passes to give out, nor would I
give out because to me i'mna be honest with you and a gang of white
folks. I'm probably the most racist anyway. Oh, I'm super racist at
work. I'm probably the most racist anyway. If you are tolerating me literally
calling you every single racial slur under the sun, and you just smiling with
no lip. I take my co workers down a racial rabbit hole real quick,
a safishly, because like one day I got off work and then me
and my sister we went to like some dollar stores that's out there. Now,
Grafton is like, I don't know too many. I didn't see too
many black people, but Grafton is a nice area, like some nice ships,
some nice houses out there at Grafton. You'll find the houses, so
man, but you get off where the costco is ship. Wow, yo,
I remember when Tom was working out there. We went to Grafton,
and now I'll fucking work out there. That's crazy. Yeah, so this
is another friend when your friend rides with you to your fucked up job with
you all day because he ain't got ship to do. Yeah. I love
to find out that I had probably the greatest job ever when I found this
is just working for HP Right when I found out that town really didn't do
ship at work. I was like, he got the greatest job. So
talk like me and Tom would make plans like we was kids, Like all
right, bro, what like what you get over? I get off prout
like for a five o'clock He was like okay, cool or like on my
off days he was like all right, well we gotta, you know,
run my job. I think this is when he was like stationed in like
Walmart somewhere. He walked in, He's like, all right, I'm here.
We was there for about like five ten minutes. He's like, I'm
gone. I was like, what the did? Said nothing, but I
got paid. I was here. I popped in, I answered the question.
The displays worked, you know what I'm saying. I got about there.
That's all I had to do. Literally, they would I was responsible
for every Walmart, every office depot, every office Max south of Madison.
We was in Costco for pout then minutes and all I check on every right
and then a certain locations. I can hang around for a while, ask
some questions, sell some computer. They didn't really care about those. The
only hung out if they only cared about the best box I did on Saturdays.
It's so everywhere else ship HP day Ship. I was driving to the
Corolla back then, back in the nineties, two thousand and five hours already
from like two thousand and five and two thousand ten, okay, because when
I met town, it was like twenty damn man, Yeah, we're wow
man, bro man, Like this is like true friendship to just hop in
a car go to a wrestling show with a nigga that you don't know from
a campaign. Damn they're close to it. It was just it was a
It was a wrestler group on Facebook. Was like, whoa, I ain't
paused that, man. The wrestling group had only like fifteen members at the
time, because what it was was dude created the wrestling group was a guy
I used to work with. I don't know how one how are you and
him friends Facebook? Okay? So I bumped into some some niggas who with
everybody got to you find niggas with a common interest. Common interest was wrestling,
So I'm in this group. He added me to it. He was
geek. The friend in common we had was Geeked that was in the group.
So we building the group. One was one of the admins of the
group, so you know, we all having regular admin conversation. So one
day he was like, hey, it's local wrestling, let's all go,
and one was like, all right, cool, I'm off. That day
I was like all right, cool, I wrote, So I scooped up,
our friend scooped up one. We went to local wrestling. Two assholes
sitting side by side fucking with local wrestlers. Man, literally is where our
friendship bonded at the time, fucking with people. Then on top of that,
like that group we grew the fuck out. That group then hit and
then what was more funny about it? So after that night that me and
Tone kicked it, I ended up meeting up with me and me so like
instead of taking me back to crib, like just drop me off, you
know where where my cousin at. So then when I was describing like Tone
too of them, Tone had already met like me, me and Montank on
some separate ship because this is when they went to I think that Red Lobster
And that was when they the narrative came out that Tone was like the televis
he was twenty three. Funnier ship that shit lived on Twitter for like at
time I was thirty two. I told her thirty two. Now this you
meet this chick happy that night. The chick I told her thirty two,
plain this day. The chick also is a super high we head and she
is also a very very forgetful person too. Absolutely okay, but it's the
narrative that they already care about. No one cares about the truth. They
care about the narrative because because the because the line was funny. So she
made this big deal. I had met Monte on some buying CD ship.
I met me me that way, but I also had knew me me a
long time ago, because by that's not Bay is also a friend of the
original friend circle. Okay, so I kind of knew Memi already, but
I didn't know me me. So it just became one big fold. So
after we all clarified, got serious and really became true friends, literally we
all got locked in and they just turned into movie nights out kicking it.
Man got a whole hard drive full of movies and nigga just pop it turned
on. Man, we just got we all grab whatever we all wanted to.
Yeah, that's all we did. That's literally how our friends group group.
Thank you for being a friend. Friends that are friends with Jason that
we don't with that their friend of Jason. So even though they're we're cool
with them, their associates to us. But occasionally special occasions will you know,
pop out, like if a birthday show up and we're like, okay,
well you know we're not we're not recording, let's go to birthday party.
We'll kick you have conversations and one is like me, when I'm ready
to go, I'm ready to go. That's one. So one really got
used to riding with me because even though Ton probably for the lead, So
all right, Tom, I'm rolling with you, and I'll be like you're
ready to go? Cool cook, I was ready to go ten minutes ago,
like we just bounce out now. I think tone being slightly introverted.
It helps me be introverted because it's like I want to be here, but
I don't want to be here too long. I want you to know,
you know, right now, because like we are kind of looking toward end
of our time here. Already took care. That's he. That's that.
That's why that's why I'm like when he don't want to be like you ready
to go? Yes, absolutely, bro, I didn't want to come in
the first place. But because it's his, it's people's birthday. Ironically,
I'm not even an introvert. I'm actually an extrovert. But that's why I
slight. But I'm comfortable with doing their mental socialization. I'm comfortable with that.
I like I can control the narrative of how we are all associated.
I'm cool. That's why I do. That's why we husedl to throw kickbacks
all the time, because I can control who can get here, who knows
about it, who was invited, and we having like applicable time, and
like when we go to these places, see either we are going to be
like one of the first five or six people to give you. That way
we can see who we see. Like if we like one of the first
five six people give, we probably got a good out. We see who
we see within that hour socialized they go one, Yeah, let's go on,
we get there kind of toward the end when it'ships taper on. Whoever
was here when we got here, we saw you. If you missed me,
you you missed me. I like it like that, it'd be so
funny. Like then when people like you don't come outside. I have the
two circle rules, go into a venue and I circle the room twice.
Upon the completion of my second time around, I'm probably on my way out
the door the first time through. Hey, what's going on? How you
doing? Gat you conversations? Then keep going, find out what the drink
specials are like, grab a drink. Standing there for a minute. All
right, man, it's time to go. All right, cool, Hey
man, about to get out of here. Complete the circle out the door.
I'm home before raw go off. Pause. It's raw. Could be
Eddie Murphy, could be wrestling exactly. It could be I like to have
sex, ra I mean, who does that? You like your rustler?
Oh? Baby, I like ol baby, I like your talk. I
don't think nobody actually likes condom sex. Now. They just make us have
it because they say, if you don't have condom sex, you can have
babies, you can get all that wild ship. But you can. I
didn't say you couldn't like It's just like it's the truth dot com there trying
to conspiracy theory as to why I feel like kind of plus kind of shopping
is trash, especially when you're a person like me that your body is very
sensitive. Stuff I can't do like particular like I can't do latext something I
dealt with women who like all your thing and all you just need a nigga
with like a rubber band and like a papper tile. That's wild. That's
not gonna work. I can't put the kind of some bounty like pick up
rubber dr sandwich band. No, not that you say something that makes more
and more women's pushing shrivel up. Because on a regular basis, like every
day you said you make there are so many women on your timeline probably give
you fat nigger, funny pussy, and then you turn around and say the
boss absurd things like yeah, never mind is so ubsurn because there was so
many people with the game console conversation was like you're not but really was like,
no, I'm not fucking that person absolutely, like I said. Even
my son was like, no, I feel where you're coming from, which
is why I let you get your ship off but not warn you in his
answer here. But you know, like a lot of people don't live inside
of my brain, so no one will, so no one knows what what
goes on. No, we don't. But I mean, look, I
just asked questions because whether I write it on Facebook or I'm sitting behind a
mic in front of the camera. It's ship type of ship that comes out
and people make it. People look at it and make it seem like nobody
lives like this though that be That's what I don't like. Okay, you
may not, Okay, but what I'm saying is you may not, but
it be like you was that a question for the gamers? I feel like
when I use like when I make a stack, and it may be a
question, and I usually when when I hashtag pie one, I'm usually asking
the content question, like I'm probably gonna talk about this later or it's just
something today. I feel like I should have of word came and I feel
like I should. I feel like I shouldn't have to explain the hashtag,
like but but if people don't know, like I didn't know that, that's
what the hashtag was myself, right, Like when I when I hashtag stuff
like that is usually for content. That's why when Bro wrote on it,
he's like, you a simp. I'm like, I'm a simp because I'm
asking a general fucking question. Then for future put then put hashtag content like
if you pay attention, Like sometimes when I post questions and I know they're
gonna be POD related. I put tr group chat because I know that this
is going to be a conversation I'm purposely creating for an episode. So maybe
if you put like I never thought the words pod and God is what I
call myself is what I do. Have to explain that to people, not
everybody, just like you said to see your show, right, you know
what, that's where I live by If you know, you know most of
y'all know, but still want to ask stupid. So I'm gonna let not
you know some people are and the people when you look at who commented on
my post and got snazzy with me, them are the people who I know
you being stupid. That's what I called potty, because you're just being on
the other side of an argument just to be there that beat it. Like
that's the type of like, bro, you you understand what this is going
Like me, now I get it, And then I didn't. I didn't
know and Ron and then it's what I told him on the stile. I'm
like, I don't give a fuck how I could opposed this question. I
could have shared a stat from somebody else who said this question. Certain people
you just automatically going to apply it and felt like I was talking about myself.
So these are where you get sure you formulate your answers to what I'm
saying, because you think that I'm asking, bitches, can I bring my
game to your house? If anybody, if anybody who knows me, No,
I like to be a fucking home. So I'm not spending the night
why because I want to play the game after I fucked. The one thing
our social media is people take what they see it in the way they see
it in their brain. And that's how the narrative for a chick to have
seen it and she reposted on her page answering on her page. Now people
don't know pod got tag because they don't know where it's post originated from,
and now their commenting and the comments are being perceived as being negative from your
perspective, even though that's not why you initially generated it. So that's why
what we're suggestion is maybe add a hashtag that lets people obviously know it's a
podcast. It's a podcast question. Let's just try that because you're because right
before you even say that, you're expecting common sense out of common people.
I don't want comments. I want it. If it don't apply, let
it fly social media. Bro percent right. That's why I personally, I'm
not gonna go back and forth argue with people. I like the narratives that
people paint about wine. A lot of people think, why don't get no
pussy? Little do you know? I might be fucking bitches that you like,
But I like the fact that they think that, why don't get no
pussy? I love it. I love it. You do put that narrative
out there. That's cool. Let it be out there. The chicks that
I beyond, they know what I beyond. But that's just like me when
I put stuff out there and people think I'm trying to get people to come
to my inbox. Majority of the time, I don't even be in my
inbox. Absolutely, you ain't be your text man, big facts. I
watched y'all talk shit all day. Gonna grab because he was talking to the
house. They're not they're not what would you like to call the first of
all, I was not in talking to him individual figure out something, help
to and it's not homes Ladies of the night, not ladies of the night.
She got some good weed though, but she's not a lady. Elegant,
elegant evening that is wild. That sounds like a club. I mean,
I mean, you did start the lava lamp lounge. We need to
bring that back. We can actually get a real lava line. That was
like, we need to bring that back for real, for real. We
gotta get seventies wigs though. I got a whole setup that. I literally,
when it's time, we're gonna be good. Bro, When when is
time? Just like you, I'm gonna come in here and it's gonna be
some wild ship going on when it's pop up. Now you're know in advance
because I need you to be mentally. Ain't nothing going down, fucking bowler,
it's my watermelon. You can bring a goddamn bowl here, a real
bowl. Why you got a knife? It ain't pre cut already? It
is? How big is it? How big chunks? I don't know?
I mean the internet, it's cool. I just I'm just saying, you
know what, though here for so long I'm going ahead here much longer.
I guess. I guess. I guess I felt I just learned how to
not take your whole personal. Do you trust your friends? Uh mm hmmm
with what? Oh wow? Look, it's it's believe it or not.
That's actually a phenomenal question. It's certain friends that you just have friends who
got a certain moral code that you can't. Like if I killed somebody and
dumped the body, there's certain friends I wouldn't do it. I couldn't tell
about it because I feel like you will. You will fold your tail or
your moral compass, the fact that you know this, whether the body is
true or not, you're gonna fold and tell because your moral compass is just
as needs to be served. Meanwhile, I got other friends who will be
like, and you didn't invite me to come do this because I was down
for like, I've been one to fuck up somebody, specifically that person,
you know. So if you've got the trust, joy basically not mad at
me. So now we're not talking. And that was a TikTok. I
think I put that in the group Joy, But I think friendships, you
gotta categorize your friends. I know that sounds kind of harsh. You do
because not all friends can be in the same space. Prime example, I
couldn't put me, me and the ship in the same friend group. Nah,
Like the episode we recorded today proves that I couldn't put him in the
same friend group. Ironically, they have the same POV on the topic,
but it's the delivery between the two. Mimi has a dark humor about a
lot of stuff. Mimi has a harsh response to a lot of stuff.
Negatively talking about someone you care about is her love language. Someone like Lechelle
wouldn't be able to understand that. She would not how to maneuver with that,
and she may even start crying based on how Mimi responds to her,
even though it is out of love is out of care. Those two do
not move the same Now, Serena can sit in both spaces, so Serena
can be invited to because she can move in those spaces. Also feel like
I feel like people put their friends people. People put their friends and compromising
positions, but didn't know that how the friend will react. And like I
put it like that, if I know that Tone ain't like a nigga,
who'll be on that ship? I don't Me and Tone are not gonna be
in an environment where I feel like a fight gonna break out. Had said
on numerous occasions that if I'm really out here dumping bodies, you don't want
to know about it. Just don't do it, because like I feel like
an a nigga will put his friend in situation where now we're out here,
we gotta fight, and then my nigga ran. And now you're looking at
your homie funny because he ran on you. But you, in actuality have
never been in this situation to know if your friend is gonna fight with you
so or for a reason. But that's what I'm saying, hold him and
the one who fight might be the one who is responsible for getting the car.
I'm just looking at it from the perspective of like a nigga would hold
that. Like I put it like that, my cousin is one of them
type of niggas who if I knew we was going to the mall, there
is a potential situation where we might have to fight people. If I know
that, that's not the type of time I'm on. I'm not going to
the mall. Which I respect that because because I don't want you to come
back to the crib and now you all lumped up and they be like,
but you was with Wam and you be like that nigga wy ran because he
went to go get the car. But Ri I don't ever want to put
a nigga in this situation where I look at you like, damn, bro,
you left me hanging to save your own man. So if I just
don't put you in this situation, I would never have to worry about you
flaking on. I don't know if you remember. This is how old it
was. There was a video where it was a big brawl going on and
one of the dudes on the far left side of the bra literally fell down
on his own and pretended to have been knocked out in the fight to a
boy being in the fight, he's not wrong. If that's not what you
see. That's why I feel like people. You literally have to go back
and you see him not you see him tip over as if somebody swung on
him and hit him. I was just like, you know, man,
look I'm not judging people. I just like when you don't. And I
would not be mad at him. We know he's not the fighter. But
he also did not want to be held account the ball what was going on,
so he took himself out the equation in a manner that if there was
no video, no one would have known. You've been like, oh,
damn, Zach overder knocked out. What happens Zach fail Zach Zach Lad?
He sold it amazing help me like broken up Morris. But yeah, I
feel like people put that from They need to bring those back. No,
he really was him and Play. I don't know who the worst friend,
Zach. I don't know that spent the whole show, basically Trump trying to
get a hole and he would hate on his boy supposed to be his boy
from his opportunity of getting the same ho even to the point where you pushed
them on your best friend. And you're still even hating on that because he
was over there able to get pussy before you were. Play spent kids college
money on bogus record label because he thought you were fucking with my education.
Bro get on, but you think we thinking we're gonna get on versus my
guaranteed way out. But here's the I'm an asties college class. And you
still got the pipe dream of fucking rapping Play because they have bars because did
not rap and get them out that jam exactly. At the end of the
day, Play had a great idea the way with about it. Yeah,
but he did not know that the record company was gonna screw him over you
You and it was Queen Lay, Queen Latina ever screwed anybody over play is
such a terrible he's been in a terrible frame for three straight movies, but
he's also been solid and someway. You let kid, you beat the fuck
up in the cafeteria. He let he had that company, and what did
he do? You know that these are school bullies, but it should have
been three on three. Fan be loud and playing. You thought was gonna
throw some hands, You could throw some milk or something. Bro, a
ship talker, bea love would be the reason why you niggas keep getting beat
up. I'm just saying, bro, Like then in the second house,
fact that kid's a pussy, so you always gonna get picked up. You
stole you stole my man's money. Then you convinced him to break into the
school cafeteria to throw a party to get your money back. Like we are,
we are piling on top of this bullshit. Look, if there's any
place you got you can have a great party at and gonna have a huge
turnout, it's a college campus. Bro, you got me kicked out of
school. You didn't want to be there anyway. And then my bitch don't
want to give me no draws. That's a problem. So now we done
broke up. Now the nigga who told me he was gonna put me on
and kicked me down and help me, help me with my financial burden.
You try to fuck my bitch. Then we get to the Then we get
to the pajama jam party, you getting handsy and I almost fall off the
fucking roof. And where is play? Well play didn't help him up,
but this is his fall in the first fucking place. Why are you trying
to hold onto a bitch your freshman year in college? His bitches galore and
he ain't even marry her. In the third movie, we probably bet in
college was a great friend group wasn't better than uh Will and Jazz, but
they were up there. Well, Will and Jazz didn't get to do House
Partner, but Will, Will and Jazz got to do The Fresh Prince of
bel Air. And then, to the best of my knowledge, I feel
like Will came out on the best end of it all. Oh, you
thought kidd was gonna be top tier actors could be if they took it serious
enough. Nice cue make kid movies. You also said the police. See
anythink happened? Maybe maybe kids should have said the police and stopped kicking souls
and back to back feet And he's the light skinned nigga to race her head
playing. He wasn't gonna get far. He was playing. He was playing
foot sees. He should chose Sharon. She was a fine one. She
was the fine one. Damna play was a terrible friend. In Class Act
too, he wasn't his friend. He was a juvenile, delinquent whop work
got mixed up, had had kid not trip and stumbled into them big ass
titties. This Class Act is a funny movie. It's a funny movie because
they literally happened in between. House party is Class Actor pre quoter house party.
No, it's I'm just saying we were just kind of a conversations about
niggas play some movies in the universes. It was all right because because how
did we meet? This is how we met, and the house party we
are. We're cool now, so we're cool enough to throw a party at
your mom's house. Class Act gotta be the pre queter house party. Okay,
because again they didn't know each other. But at the end of the
movie, everybody's cool all because that was a thick broad that Nigga said.
She still looked the same too, Blade still look the same. Is that
your name? He said, Dad's that yours was like his brother's Brooks Brooks
brothers am fly. He said, Man, I'm the dopest brother on this.
He said, so your deaf see damn deafest brother on his blot.
Please Brown is the biggest asshole you said, I'd be kicking your ass Like
that was funny. The fact that his dad would walk in on the same
kid getting some ass. He was so happy. Is that what we're finding?
I was like he was gay as as a father, Like is that
like a sigh of relief where you're just like, oh my god, back
then, Like I'm not saying that you would love your child, but just
to know that you got a worry about them sneaking niggas in and our jobs.
He changed his hair and everything, and that that's why I ain't gonna
hurt nobody. The video actually made me laugh because the way his hair was
in class act is the way it is of the video. The same universe,
either way it goes. I think fathers have a fear of their son
second deck. That's why they'd be so uptight about the gay ship. There's
not anymore one let him love who they want to love. That's one that
was back in the nineties. That's what we're talking about. That world now
it is a different world then where we came from. Yes, it is
to this day. Could still get it. Hey, she just did Man
Schumper's podcast. You know, everybody's got a podcast. Now some people shouldn't
have one, but because of the pandemic, some people got on. Like
I like it when like the old athletes have one because I like when they
tell that their perspective athletes, no, because you find out things that you
didn't know. So when you go back and you look at yes crazy,
I said, oh and most of these niggas could probably still play. They
just don't. Nobody want these niggas no more. Like Aman Shepherd probably could
still give you like five points. My Shepherd is getting off the big bank
doing the shot right now, and then like Paul George really should just like
he should retire. That nigga needs been broke, since been broke, his
knees is off. All these old niggas ain't gonna go nowhere. As long
as Lebron don't go nowhere. The minute he's like, okay, I'm done
done, gonna be so much room on the cap. I think he wants
to play with his son. Mm hmmm. Pause. That was not Paul's
worthy. He wants to play with his son. Don't make your paws worthy.
You make everything Paul's worthy. One. Well, that one wasn't a
pause. It was very pedophilia going on there. Bro got pausive one.
But speaking of fathers and sons, so beautiful now Deion Sanders gets the coach.
Wait, who's beautiful Tasha James my friends, that's just that's that's your
world she's in right now, Like the space she's in, it radiates so
much extra beauty. I didn't say I wanted her. Oh if I want
her, I pull up. I have multiple opportunities. She's always at Sherman
Phoenix I can make I don't know if we're supposed to have that conversation on
the pod. We're talking about friends. We're talking about friends, and she's
being protective of her friends. Another great quality in friends is being protective.
That's very true. That don't do the same for you. Just understandable because
you don't know what their capacity is to wants to take a gun charge for
But to think we were all drunk, I'm not saying I wouldn't. Ah
man just drunk. Nice is great, but no gun was empty. She
is one of those You don't come at her if you're in a nigga space.
You come at her with the intentions of this is a committed thing.
So that's why I would not go at her. But if I was going
to do it, because you got to be ready. And but that's the
thing. And I'm the same way too. It's like, don't don't come
here. Do you see the haircut? That nigga is pure nigga right now?
Oh yeah, no, he on his uncle Ben's right now. I
am not and he real because he didn't even die. He's just letting them
flirted hair like since the summer started, he looked like the male storm the
hurricane. Yeah I do. Yeah, I mean, I'm still trying to
figure out what they call old niggas who like young girls. I don't like
young girls. No, I'm not not true. I'm just saying the gentleman
because like they call old women cougars, called old niggas creeps that your question
though, If the old nigga was never looking at a young girl, but
the young girl said I like dating older men, is he still a creep
freaking as a freaking as nigga when she's the one initiated contact, still a
freaking as. I don't. It's society, bro, It is looked downes
freak. You know what. I kind of feel like, once your past
the age of twenty five, it's all fair LOLd war because I feel like
at that point that's when you're basically like your brain and everything is developed.
Just a tie back to what you were saying to your son on your show.
So he's going to be twenty four and an hour and ten minutes,
so he's still got another year of making fucked up the siling and blaming it
on being you. Yeah. Yeah, they're living together for almost years.
Yeah, they committed relationship and he woke up tomorrow was like, bitch,
be gone his talks. But in his place though, So you can't do
that because he ain't. I've been told him about influence something. Yeah,
he's not easily swayt I like that could have it. He's partially white too,
so hey, chill sky diving, skiing. Ship's got a quartering oupine.
People who ski don't get it. I don't want to try at least
one snow. Are you going to the black ice event here? October six?
What they what they doing? Black folks? Skin or getting people will
be video proof of this breaking going up north down. No, they're coming
here to have this conversation. I don't know if they're setting the tone and
then eventually going up north, because I will go up north with a gang
of black folks and we will laugh at white people doing white ship. But
I still want to go snowmobiling. Snowmobilingmobiles can cover that ass, so too
bad. Who's gonna fit on there? Which right, ain't no sitting you
dragged? You won't be sitting on it behind there you go. I will
go just to laugh. And because I know y'all, I know y'all that
I know, I think is it a require? It did be funny because
y'all be doing funny ship and I'll be seeing y'all and I be laughing at
y'all because I don't think he knows I know y'all, But then he'd be
right along with it. Right? Is it a requirement that like, when
you like somebody you start doing gay ship, what is gay ship? Like
I need y'all to change that narrative, change change the phrasing of it.
No, No, just the simple fact that because you start doing lovey dovey
ship, it's not a bad Let me let me explain it to you.
Like I have to explain to my homegirl. That's just my how I view
it. It doesn't like when I cast your corny is because corny doesn't make
it bad. But it doesn't make it bad, honestly, it does the
connotation when something is gay, it's perceived as being bad. Well, if
I'm talking to you and I say, oh, that was gay, nigga,
you know, the connotation ain't as bad. But that's what I'm saying.
Like I'm talking to you. When I said y'all gotta change, I
said, y'all. Who is y'all? I will change whoever calls corny ship
gay ship because they don't want the society to see them doing it, which
is the reason why you even keep them. The bitch you got right now
for the corny ship. No, I want to do corny ship, but
some of that corny ship I don't want no part of what corner shit you
don't want to I just on the internet could get real nasty when women be
posting like that. Man, I was like, that's that's why that have
that conversation that you don't want to be posted because a lot of are okay
with that. Like I just like, how did he feel about this?
This looks nasty? Oh that's why you know. I just I never want
to wake the look on the internet and the first thing I see is just
like my girl just doing something, not necessarily saying that is wow, but
like I would look at it and be like, Yo, that was nasty.
You gotta take that down, Like you can't. You can't say that,
Like can we rephrase it? Like, don't write it like that.
It don't be her Facebook friend. You're the initial part of the relationship.
Just be like, yo, can you chill with the it's not gay?
See you gotta work on who you're dating then, because a lot of stuff
you think is gay. Some women are gonna be like, but this is
what I like to do you Potter, thank you. I appreciate it.
Are we not recording the pod right now? But because I was gonna say
something I was gonna say something, I'm like he being on the other side,
just to be on the other side right confused as why you're questioning me
doing my job. I mean I could say it like this, like I
know, I'm very my private life is private. I give you credit for
that because you are a public person on social media. But if we don't
know, we don't know exactly you know. And I think a lot of
women are getting that way now too. So even when you get in a
relationship, they're not putting all their business on there. They'll say some things,
they won't put them all on there. Like for an example, I
give you prime example one Hutch. Hutch has boyfriend right now, Hutch complains
about her boyfriend in multiple different ways. She'll then turn around and respond back
by some other stuff. But what's really going on with Hutch and her boyfriend.
It's not even a fractional of him on there. It's not even a
problem. She can literally be like complained about Doug, but be right up
under him in that very moment getting their booty rubbed on't absolutely I might have
sat about that too, So I don't know, or I could be posting
about something. It just might be that my order got wrong somewhere, but
y'all might be thinking of something else and it's not. If I think it's
something else, I'll laugh. I just like, but I feel like if
you working right now, so I know that if you ever feel like you
want to be one of those people, don't be mad when you become podcast
content. That's all I'm saying. It's awful something. Who you're dating,
they will know that already. They know you do a podcast, so matter
of fact, they'll probably ask you, so have you talked about me on
your show? Yet? You ain't saying nothing nasty. You don't have to
be nasty to talk about it. You don't have to be nasty. They
could. You could just be hey, telling Joe Vice on something, see
this is going on here, Or I talked to a friend the other day,
or well, me and the co workers was having a conversation and the
whole time you could be talking about her. But the delivery. Don't know
that you think the ninety seven percent of stuff I come up with, I
really be talking to my co workers driving the man by myself. Some of
the stuff that you actually me. You still have the people in there.
I'm trying to work on that. Better get you some ice, the airfreshman,
the ice, one strong, black ice, super strong. Just like
give him a hug, ASHM. It's the fact that how you doing.
It's a fact that my guy, the fact that my guy's on his way
to work. That's why it bothers me. I picked you up from let's
say a doctor's appointment, or you are at the blood bank, or even
if you were at dialysis. I'm cool with that. You know you sat
there for a while. You probably built up in a roma while sweating.
In this situation, I get it sweat. I ain't never had it,
but I'm like, that's it. I give you, like, hey,
you look into a machine that's just thread your kidneys all day. Just they
just turn seen that movie turning your inside, breaking the sweat. But what
I'm saying is it's the fact I'm picking you up. It's a scheduled appointment.
So you didn't call and say, hey, I need a ride.
You knew in advance that I'm coming to get you to take you toward what
will be what will be your breaking point. Like when you just like like
you just he get out the car, get out there, get out the
car and you roll the windows down, and you be like you be like,
look, bro, I ain't trying. I ain't trying to be rude,
and I'm not trying to be disrespectful because I honestly I don't know your
situation. I don't know what's going on when you get in this house.
But what I will ask is why do you smell like this? Is it
possible? Is it possible you can shower before you give them? My car?
Drive? Yo, it's a drive. It's about to be winter.
The windows on my van. You can't row your windows down. The window
because the van's too hot. You're gonna need some hoot bro working out.
What are you gonna do when you got the heat blazing warming up this van
on a zero below day and this nigga gets in your car, he own
smelling like socks in the back of the van. It's just like a three
past three rolls. My van is three rows. So my van is like
my van I drive is like a church van. It's the caravan Chicago van.
So how you gonna ship that? But it's not that spell. Everything
works in the van. I just been in the car only hit me this
last time that was in the car. He's right over my shoulder. I
mean, can you ask him to sit in the car about in the car.
It smells like fiend the car. All I do is survived baby a
minute. I could survive ten minutes. That's wild. So just head like
in your mouth. That's what I've heard from the police officers when they have
to go in there. Yeah, because it's the pepper strength of it goes
up your nose. Yeah, so that that might be her. I just
might get COVID and just lose all. You know, don't don't do that,
said give me COVID because I don't want to smell this nigga. He
just but he gets bitches. You the old girl friend, it's got mad
bitches, and then break down him. I don't be one to sound like
a hangar bro. Like when I see ship like that, I'll be like,
bro, really you got a girlfriend? Though maybe it's like man,
maybe you only got one work shirt. Maybe I got like ball no because
maybe ain't ride with us. Maybe he was not riding with us. Maybe
he's drying don't work, and she said, you're not riding with us.
Maybe his dryer doesn't work. So it's money maybe do whatever you want,
bro, but you can't ride with us. You can I sit with us.
You can now on the other side of the coin, as friends,
would you tell your friend if you have bad you're supposed to. Yeah,
you're you're supposed to if you have like the whole nine, you could be
an associate and you're still supposed to help him out in jam because like you
said, you don't know their situation. So maybe it is something as simple
as at a swing by Walgreens room. Okay, so wild question. Do
you think that he would be offended? And one day when you came to
pick him up to take him to work, you had like a little care
package for he may not be offended. But remember our conversation is very minimal
that I haven't gotten to know his life. So I don't know why this
smell is protruding through my nostrils like this. It's not you don't know why
the smell is fighting with you. I mean just maybe you live a life
where you don't use chemicals on your body for religious purposes, or maybe you
weren't taught how to take care of your highchiene. Niggas need to stop blaming
God from not watching the ass. I'm just saying I want that. I
want that on the record right now. Stop blaming God for why y'all.
Stop blaming who you believe in and who you pray to for why you don't
watch some Some care packages have uh ingredients in them that are against their religious
right, Like if there's any kind of animal byproducts, so you can't utilize
certain things what religion say smell like us. You're not listening to anything that
we're saying. I am okay. I understand that if your religion say don't
use the animal products, you would have to find an alternative, but anatives
properly. Some people's alternative is to just not use it. That's what I'm
saying. Like, if you're out here looking for the soap with no pig
fat in it, cool, I get it. You're still using soap.
You may be it is it is now, but taking consideration, sometimes certain
chemicals don't react to their bodies properly. You need to go and you also
do have to do a detox and things like that as well too. So
if you have none of detox and you're trying to use natural deodorant. Yeah,
because some girls who black soap, can't use it down near to who
ho area. We're not supposed to you supposed to do something separate for you,
for your for your for your special purpose. Who's cleaning there the one?
You know what that is. But I've been saying the things they say
about people like you, like we are concerned, Like I need you to
know about my body too. I can't just when you go to health class,
did you stay awake during help? I was going to say, like
I won't actually actually health class, Nah, I skipped that for majority of
it was the last It was the last class. I know, my health
class. That's my freshman Health class was my last class of the day.
And health class was on the first floor, all the way in the back
of the fucking school. My locker was on second floor, on the other
side of the school. And my health teacher had this big stink about me
bringing my book back to class. And that was back when I was popping
off. Literally, I'm like, bro, what the south? Yeah,
because like with us, because how I had to set up as my boyfriend
at the time. His locker actually is by all my classes, and my
locker was like way to hell across. So I just put all my sh
in his locker and then just you. And that is why you're supposed to
have a buddy system. Because my homegirl, Cheri Bass, always used to
have her locker perfectly positioned where all my classes were, so boyfriend or not,
I was living on the top shelf of her locker. And I have
friends like that too, where I'm like, hey, I might even using
my locker. Have at it, like your class are all over there.
Anyways, you go ahead floor the locker. Yeah, see second having a
locker on like South Division and having a locker on the second floor, that
cool second floor is usually what all of your primary classes are. It's very
rare that you're gonna have to go to the third floor. I got to
go to the first floor. Those are usually like specialty classes, so like
we got like a computer class that's on the third floor, or like the
music class first floor, like, but everything else is on the second floor
class with the whole wing. So second and then I would do like the
little locker trick because I didn't keep shipping on my locker. My locker was
never a locked so like boom and I go right in because I sit in
this motherfucker I got a little Nike book back. Everything in this exactly like
importance is on me the one I'm sorry more cool. You can't bring this
book back? Could you please leave it in your locker? Okay, well,
just my day is done. After the seventh period, A black,
pair of orange, pair a red and white? Just start counting shoes.
It was like, do I got all my color schemes covered? Are you
talking about his color waves and we're talking about high school? Look, I
have to sit here and listen to y'all talk about color waves all the time.
But are you offended by us talking about high school because it was so
long ago for you? You don't you forgot I graduated high school? Yeah?
So actually, I mean you were almost in high school at the exact
same time. If I'm not mistaken, when you graduate graduated ninety six,
you're a freshman. See what I'm saying. I ain't like how you're just
trying to call my man like you, like you, like you really far
behind You're not. Definitely no, stop stop stopping, stop weaving your hair,
and we will see those grays. I honestly only have this much gray
because life was stressful. What was it stressful? What age? Man?
Sometimes I wonder, like what age is? Like my ball hair gonna be
like gray? I'm pretty sure it's gonna happen. Why do you why do
you publicly say these six? Why do you allow yourself? Why do you
let your subconscious bro like keep that you know you was a freaking as.
I can't be the only person I thought about that, not until you actually
are in the moment. But no, not a I bet you go home
and taking are trying to say say you got one now? No, I
don't think I got one now, just I just think thirty five. But
somebody saying like when when? No, imagine wiping now you got it?
Did you get like the poop and the hair? Now? Like is are
you wiping bottle your diet? Yeah? Her gray hair? He's screaming so
hard. You take your hair off your atus? You ship? What are
you a mama? What shaggy ass dog? Like this big you got all
the hair hanging off of it looked like a mop if you put the steak.
Yeah that's what you know? What What did you call him? I
don't know. Am a malma of my scowl mule sucking dogs and a weird
assn but this has been a great episode. I gotta go. Should have
been done like two hours ago, right, how long we've been just the
it's about the way three hours. But now we see how many do it?
Mm hmm. Sometimes you start talking. I came back here so you
can stop the show. And we started another conversation, right, and I'm
gonna cut all that out while I was gone. And then there's pieces two
pieces together. Yeah, but that's from audio. That's not visual. This
is not live. I can do the same thing. Oh yeah, I
purposely didn't record it live because I didn't know what to expect from us.
That's cool. I don't know what to expect from us. A lot of
times I don't either, But yet you come here, I know, I
will say. I think you have able. We did a really good job
of staying on topic for the most part. We did. Did we Everything
we talked about somehow correlated to friends? You really did friends? How many
of us have done? Speaking of friends? They ripped off loving a single?
But that's another conversation for another day. It is is we with Fringle?
I'm living with Pringles? Are you over there making in the nineties?
Kind of where I'm glad I got my alright though, man, I like
that everybody for coming Death fresh Air. It has been a great time.
So, like I said, coming home, man, we're gonna start hanging
out with friends, start telling y'all how I met some of these people.
Some of these people I might have crushes on, I don't have crushes on.
You're not a god bless people. So then these people I wanted to
have sex with, but you know that's because you