Well, Castello, I'm going to New York with you. You know,
Buckie Harris, the Yanks manager, gave me a job as coach for as
long as you're on the team. Look, habit, If you're the coach,
you must know all the players. I certainly do. Well, you
know, I meant I never met the guy. So you'll have to tell
me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team. Oh,
I don't know. I'll tell you their names, but you know,
stranger that may seem. They give these ball players nowadays very peculiar name,
strange names, pet names like Dizzy Dean and his brother Deafinelyffe Dean. I'm
the French cousin, French goofai gove Dean. No, I see, but
let's see. We have on the bags. We have who's on first?
What's on second? I don't know who's on third? That's what I want
to find. I say, who's on first, what's on second? I
don't know he's on third? Are you the manager? Yes, you're gonna
be the coach too. Yes, you know the fellows name? I should
well, then who's on first? Yes, I mean the fellow name the
guy on first? The first base? Who is on first? I'm asking
you who's on first? That's the man's name, that's whose name is.
We'll go ahead and come. That's it. That's who. Yes, Well,
you've got a first basement. Who's playing first? That's right? When
you play off the first basement every month? Who gets the more? Every
dollar of it? All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on
first base? Who the guy that gets that's it? Who gets the money
off? He does every dollar? Sometimes his wife comes down to likes,
who's what? Yes, what's with that? All I want to know is
when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name to
the guy? How does he sign his that's how he signs it? Yes.
All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first bank?
What is on second? I'm not asking you who's on who's on first?
Players? Why not changing? I know about it, that easybody.
I'm only asking you who's the guy on first base? That's right, okay,
all right? And he watched the guy's name on first? Man?
What is on second? I'm not asking you who's on he's on third?
I don't know he's on third. We're not talking about it. Let's how
could I get on third? Babe? Why you mentioned his name? If
I mentioned a third basiss name? Who did I say? Is playing third?
Oh? Who's playing? Firride? What's on? What's on second?
I don't know he's on third? And I go thank I third again?
On third? Don't go off all n what he know? Now? Who's
playing third? Ba? Why do you insist on putting who on third?
Bab? What am I putting on? What is on second? You know
what? Who on second? Who is on first? I don't know third
day? Fo? You got our field? Sure? Dot a feeler's name?
Why? I just thought i'd ask, But I just thought i'd tell
you that. Tell me who's playing left field? Is playing first? I'm
not stay out of the field. I want to know what's the guy's name
in left field? Oh? What is on second? I'm not asking you
who's on I don't know third day? And the left fielder's name? Why
be caught? Or he's center field? Look? Look, look, you
gotta picture on the team. Sure the picture's name tomorrow? You don't want
to tell me to day. I'm telling you that ahead tomorrow. What time?
What time. Why what time tomorrow? Are you gonna tell me who's
pitching? That lesson? Who is not pitching? I'll break your rhyme.
You say who's on word? I don't want to know what's the pictures?
What's on second? I don't know how to catch the catch his name today?
Today? Come on, pitch now you've got it. All we got
is a couple of days on the i'mna catch a cool I get be ahind
the play, dude, some fancy catching Tomor's pitching on my team in the
heavy here it gets yes, now the heavy hit to bunch the ball when
he bust the ball meet being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy
out of first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it though,
how that's the first thing you've said, right, I don't even know
what I'm talking about. That's all you have to do is to throw the
ball of first base. Yes, Now, who's not naturally I throw the
ball of first mate, somebody's gonna get it. Now, who has naturally?
Who naturally? Naturally? Nuts? So I pick up the ball and
I throw it the next Now, you don't throw the ball the hole naturally,
that's the if that's what I say, I'm not saying. I throw
the ball and next you throw it the whole naturally. That's it. That's
what I said. You asked me I throw the ball of hole naturally.
Now you asked me to throw the ball a hole naturally. That's say.
That's your don't change the way that you. I throw the ball to who
whoever it is, drops the ball and the guy runs a seconds. Who
picks up the ball and froze it to what what frozen? I don't know,
I don't know, throws it back to tomorrow triple play. Another guy
gets up in it's a long flight ball toup. He calls, why,
I don't know. He's on third and I don't give it dark, I
said, I don't give it. Oh that's our shortstop. I'm in