It is Naughty Tuesday on the Minnesota Goodbye Saved. Yeah, okay, yeah,
you know, there's not a lot. Honestly, I did get an
email from Lisa who says, Dave Jenny Drake, perhaps the naughty segment should
be renamed it Titillating Tuesday. Not a bad idea, But do you think
I'm going to remember that for next week? No, So thank you,
Lisa. You should have sent in a Naughty Tuesday one. I'm going to
save those for a little bit later on in the podcast. So if you
don't want to hear the Naughty Tuesday, then you can just you know,
I will let you listen to this part that is not naughty, and then
we will get to that a little bit later. This one says I want
to let you know a series on Netflix called Northern Rescue. You might like
since you got me into Suits, which I completed watching. By the way,
Wow, you were vigorous with that because there's a lot of episodes and
Donna Paulson, Sarah Rafferty FYI is coming out with a show called My Life
with the Walter Boys. Not sure when on Netflix. Thanks. That is
from Ruth and I will take a sticker if you have any left, yes,
I will get you a sticker. Ruth and Maplewood. Donna on Suits
is the sexiest woman on TV right now. And I know, do you
know who Donna is on the phone? I think I've looked her up,
but she's the redhead on the show. She's a tall, gorgeous redhead and
she's in I mean, her character is incredibly intelligent and intuitive, and she
has a walk like no other walk on TV. And the thing about Suits
is everybody's gorgeous except the villains. The villains are all not very attractive.
Some of the villains are gorgeous, but everybody in the show's gorgeous. And
the fashion is amazing. And I'm not even a fashion person. So thank
you, Ruth, I appreciate that one. Let me delete that onto the
next one. So this is kind of funny. I'm riding from the beautiful
Diamond Lake neighborhood in South Minneapolis. Okay, something came up last week that
seemed very appropriate for the minute to Goodbye. It's a little glow gross,
but just a little here goes. I was taking a nice hot shower with
my boyfriend the other day. Due to the hot hot water I needed to
blow my nose. I turned away from him, put my hands up to
my face in the same way I would if I was using a tissue and
I blew my nose. Then I rinsed off what came out, and I
moved on with my shower. This would turn out to be the first time
in over six years that he watched me blow my nose in the shower,
and he immediately proceeded to look shocked and tell me that it's weird. Nobody
blows snot into their hands and then to rinses. He is genuinely shocked.
I am equally mystified. We are both sure that we are in the majority.
Please help settle our debate. Is it okay to use your hands as
tissue in the shower or no? I love listening to y'all a lot.
I'm thankful you're part of my days. If you got one, I'd love
to staff wrider sticker. I promise to send y'all a picture of where it
lands. Thank you. I'll end it with I have told my fourteen year
old son Teddy before school every day before since pre k have a great day
and make good choices. I love you, Sarah in Minneapolis. I'm gonna
take a picture of your address, Sarah, Jenny you begin, Okay,
I'm on her side. I think a lot of people do do this.
I don't know if I've done it, but not necessarily in the same form
that she does, where it's actually like a full blown, like cleaning situation
with my hands. Mine's more of a I stick one finger in the nostril
that's super plugged, and I try to like flick, will use as a
word this not out and blow a little bit. Oh, okay, keep
going. But I am sick right now, so I have been experiencing this
in the shower, so I am on her side. I would probably not
do it. However, if Andrew is in the shower with me, Wow.
But yes, I have done things like that in the shower, absolutely.
Okay. Now that's so interesting because we talk about whether you know,
we pee in the shower. Oh, I pee in the shower. That's
funny. Everybody peas in the shower. Why wouldn't you? It's your own
urine, and so what most people do. But I've never heard it brought
up. Blowing your nose in the shower. That is a question that people
will not want to admit to I've done it once or twice only because if
I get in the shower and I really need to blow my nose, I'm
not going to get out, dry my hands, get a clean X.
So I've done in the shower the same way that you did, Sarah.
You blow it into your hands and then you rinse it off. I mean
it rinses off. Yeah, so you're okay, but it's still kind of
gross because it's not so snot is grosser than you'urine? Agree or disagree.
Agree, but I don't want someone peeing in the shower while I'm in there
either, that's not Has it happened before, not like like on me,
but in the shower? Yes, somebody I date currently has done that to
me, And I'm like, bro, come on, I'm right here.
Can you just not want show Andrew peas while you're in the shower? Every
not often, but he has a time or two, and I'm I'm like,
can you not while I'm in here? I wouldn't mind if it didn't
stank. I mean, you know, some urine is basically like odorless.
Another one is like good God, asparagus, howre you dehydrated? What's going
on. So yeah, I never really I don't think I've had anybody p
on the shower in the shower with me. I don't really take a lot
of showers with people anymore, as it turns out. Yeah, Sarah,
thank you very much. Onto the next email, I wanted to write,
Hey, BFFs. I wanted to write and say thank you for the staff
writer stickers really made my day. My three year old is home with COVID
and now I have it too. I was supposed to start work again today
from my maternity lea, but that was a no go. Honestly, I
feel like death. However, when I opened the mail to find my stickers,
it put a big smile on my face. So thank you. Also,
thank you for reading my email last week. I about died laughing when
Drake said I deserved a margarita and a nap. That's funny. One more
thing of Thanksgiving. I subjected my family to the whale joke and they were
less than impressed. Obviously they don't know good comedy when they hear it.
Staff writer Alyssa, Thank you, Alyssa. I admire you for trying out
the whale joke. Yeah, it takes a certain personality to be willing to
do that, because I would say ninety five percent of the time that joke
will probably fall flat with your audience because it's a weird one, but I
find it hilarious. It is hilarious, but I think it's one of those
things where they go what the fuck? What? Yeah, and then they
go, oh, Okay, I just listened to like a way long,
stupid, meaningless joke for no punch lune can. I'm going to tell you
the short version of the Henry the Wasp joke. Okay, yeah, this
is a Scout camp joke and I don't like it because it goes on way
too long, but I'm going to tell you this short version. So Henry
the Wasp was a young wasp, and he was a remarkable young wasp.
And he was talking when he was only about two months old. He could
talk. He learned to walk when he's like three months old, and he
was doing like calculus and trigonometry when he was like five years old. And
so he entered the spelling bee and they put him up against these kids that
were in college, and Henry the Wasp won this spelling bee when he was
like just a little kid. So he goes off to Harvard and he graduates
the top of his class in Harvard Law school, opens up his own law
firm. That's just four wasps okay. And so if a law wasp was
injured in a in sort of a hive accident, or you know, maybe
somebody lost the fellow wasp when it hit the windshield of a car, Henry
the Wasp would represent this Wasp family and he would always win. He never
lost a case. So then he went on to open up his own computer
business as well, and he became a multi billionaire, the matter of fact,
the world's first WASP billionaire. And so he was a remarkable wasp in
every way. And so he lived out in Silicon Valley and he was practicing
law and building computers, in developing software, and he was one of the
first wasps ever to get involved in AI artificial intelligence. And so, I
mean, such a remarkable wasp. So back at his home, he lived
in the East Coast, he lived out in Rhode Island. So in his
little town in Rhode Island, they were having a Henry the Wasp Day to
honor Henry the Wasp. So he came back and so there was a big
parade and he was the Grand Marshal and he waived and there was confetti,
and afterward he's posed for a million selfies and he signed autographs and everybody from
little wasps to big wasps and even humans really admired Henry the Wasp. And
so Henry was, you know, after he was like, you know,
he did a big speech and afterward he was a little bit of he was
a little bit tired and a little bit hoarse. Yeah. So so he
went to get some water and there was a big line to get water.
He's like, I don't want to wait in line for that. So he
goes over to get some coca cola and there was a big line for the
coca cola. He's like, I'm not gonna wait in a long line like
that. So he went to get some punch and there was no punchline.
Oh my god. Yeah. Now I was wondering if this was a joke
where you were testing me to see at what point I was going to jump
in and be like fucking wrap it up. Like I was like, is
that what the point of the joke is? Like? Are you waiting for
me? Like you're you're testing your audience to see how long you can go
no, no, and you you do. But if your audience ever says
wrap it up, you go no, no, no, I'm getting there.
I'm almost done, okay, and then you keep going. You make
shit up and you We did this in boy Scouts, and I don't like
telling that joke because it's it's it's really is one where it has to be
long to be effective. Uh huh. And don't do that one because you'll
only get groans and people will be pissed off and you'll never tell it.
The whale joke is funny because it's it sounds. It's your stupid sounds that
you make. But the Henry the Wasp joke is one that a kid told
it at Scout camp and I thought, oh, that's clever. So then
the kids in our troop would tell it to the younger kids. And there
was one kid that told I mean it was like a fifteen or twenty minute
version of the wasp joke, and I'm like, fucking get on with it,
and it was like, okay, too long is like now it's not
funny at all. I will admire the fact that you got through that entire
joke. To the punchline point because I sat there and I'm like, man,
he really remembers this joke like I would have been like and then he
got diarrhea and he you know, like I would have started making up the
most stupid shit because I wouldn't remember what to say. I didn't remember I
made all of that up. Every version of the wasp joke is different.
I mean he can be. I was like, wow, he really remembers
as well. Totally made it up as I went along. So there is
the wasp joke. Henry, the wasp joke. Let me know if you
ever heard it before? And how pissed were you when I got to the
park and I said, then there was punchline. Okay, next one,
it says from Cayenne. Hi all bit selfish and random. But the holidays
are coming up. I wanted to share a quick tip for anybody with kids
in daycare looking for an easy gift for the daycare teacher. Yes, parents
like to get us gifts and we very much appreciate them. Hand cream.
We wash our hands about a million times a day and our hands are suffering.
That is all, thank you, and I hope you all have a
great week. Hand cream. Would have never thought about that one, so
thank you very much. Okay, how are we doing for time, Jenny?
We have a couple of minutes here, Okay, all right, I'm
gonna try to get this one in. Dave. I thought it was a
great question, and I'm lucky enough to immediately say, yes, have you
ever found your happily? Have you found your happily ever after? We mentioned
that on the show yesterday. Have you found your happily ever after? And
I think it's such a good question because a lot of people are married,
they're stuck in a marriage, They're doing okay, but they're not they're happily
ever after. We are young, going on thirty, been together six years.
Long story, I'll keep it short. My husband and I met in
high school, friends until only friends until I graduated from college. I was
home for Christmas when I reached out to him to get dinner and everything changed
on that date. From that day on, we were inseparable. We fell
in love hard. It was the most natural thing I've experienced. We just
knew and we were engaged six months later. As somebody who's seen a lot
of divorce, came from divorce and is now the only sibling who is not
going through a divorce. I can honestly say I didn't know that real love
existed. I thought the best you could get was tolerable cohabitation. But I'm
so lucky I was wrong. Don't get me wrong. We still have our
tips. We've gone through some tough things in our five years. She goes
on to name some of them, but at the end of the day,
he is my safe space and I know it will never change. It also
doesn't hurt that before we were married, we were invited to church where we
both felt Code's presence for probably the first time, and have grown in our
faith together over the years. That may not mean much to every buty,
but to us that was huge. I hope everyone finds there happily ever after.
Having a partner that's your automatic, best friend, confidante, safe space
is the best feeling in the world, and I'm so grateful. I can
only tell you that right now there are people that wish they had what you
have, Dominique. I mean that is so You're right. It's your best
friend, your confidant that you can tell anything too, and your safe space
that's always supporting you. I love that for you. Not everybody has that.
You're very blessed. Side note, Dave, you follow me on Instagram
and it's my only claim to fame. I'm so proud of That's funny.
I am such a huge fan. When I moved here at thirteen, after
my parents divorced, I randomly started listening to your show and it brought me
so much comfort and joy in such a confusing time. So thanks for all
the laughs over the years. You're welcome. I'm sorry this got long,
but thank you for letting me share. Happy holidays, Merry Christmas of the
Day Ryan Show crew and all seven of your listeners from Dominique. Thank you,
Dominique. That is very sweet and I'm very very happy that you did
find your happily ever after. Let me see what else I got here one.
Okay, yes, thank you, Jenny. I think were ready for
Naughty Tuesday. We don't have a whole lot, but but let's see what
we do have here. Okay, this was talking about the swingers parties and
the big group sex parties where they take over hotels. Did you were you
here? We had Yeah, we had that swinger on over like early summertime
where she's down she lives down in Chicago with her now husband. Well,
this week, you're right, I remember that one. This is a woman
who wrote in last week I think you were on vacation, and she wrote
in and talked about all these swinger parties and sex parties and you know,
all the things that go on, and they rent out hotels and you wear
a wristband in and there's everything from buy to gate, and she goes on
and on and on and on and on, and it was really fascinating because
for people like me who don't know anything about this, it is hard to
imagine. You know, you walk through the halls at work, and you
know an average person over here and an average guy over here, they might
be swingers, and they might go these swingers parties and let everybody bang each
other and bang their wife and bang other guys and bang other win whatever.
And so that to me is such another planet. It's such another universe.
So Ashley goes on to say, maybe you wanted to know more about the
social media site. Events are planned regularly, and some are as simple as
group meetings in a public place to get to know one another, and they
all get what they call verified, meaning you are who you say you are.
That way, you'll be giving the address as an invite to a particular
event that you have rsvped to. Other events are private gang bangs for a
birthday, or electric devices meaning things that will shock you. There's men's only
events, public events like the hotel takeover, even at campgrounds that are nude.
There's a guy who has a party a couple of times a year who
has a bunch of acres out in Ramsey with upwards of two hundred attendees.
People just banging and getting it on everywhere. Mind blowing, mind blowing.
I think the most surprising some of that I've heard it before, but the
most surprising to me was the campground ones, like people are just getting wild
and tense and then switching to another tent and like you got a mosquito bite
here, you got the bud here, you got things in your face,
flies buzzing around your crotch. I don't know, I mean to me,
I just I think sex to me is more special than sure. There's like
fantasies like yeah, that'd be really cool to like bang all these ten different
people and go from this person to this person to this person. I mean,
sure, that sounds fun, but it's also not something that I can
even picture. Yeah, I know what happens. I'm that naive. I
know it happened, sure, And I think, like, I don't know.
I think a lot of people view sex and emotion as completely separate things.
But for me, I think emotion is a huge part of sex,
So it would be hard for me to go from one person to another one
within an hour span of time, you know. But I'm like, I
get it that a lot of people that's what like gets them going, and
that's awesome for them. But I think I would have a hard time even
getting going for like another person if I was just banging someone else, Like,
I don't know, that's yeah, that's hard for me to imagine.
But I'm not saying that it's bad that you do that. I think that's
awesome. No, And I don't think it's bad either. It's just to
me, it's like I can't look at somebody Like I found out a couple
of my friends were swingers, and I was kind of shocked, like because
they were normal, not well, they're all in whatever, but they were
married whatever. I don't know anything about their sex life. And then they
got a divorce and they met somebody who was in the lifestyle, and they
would go to these parties where you'd like, you know, sit around,
have a glass of wine, and then you'd like pair off or go to
this bedroom or whatever, and you'd bang this guy while you're doing this girl,
and he'd be banging this other girl and you'd be doing this other guy
and whatever. And to me, it was like that seems so I don't
even know what the word is. If I found out that an X was
a swinger now, I'd be like, I don't even know what to think.
It's just so weird. Yeah. At a friend of mine, I'm
not gonna say who, but she had a date with a guy in Chicago
and they went to a house and she didn't know what it was, and
it was a swingers party. They'd walk by like these bedrooms and in this
room was a pile of people on this bed, and in this room was
a man and a woman on this bed. And they would go from room
to room and like bang and whatever. And it was like she was like,
it is not my thing. I want to leave. Hey, I
mean, I would say, don't not going to until you try it.
But I think for me personally, I don't know that I would ever try
this one. Yeah, and that's the interesting thing is, well, Okay,
we got another email and we are actually, you know what, we're
gonna wrap with that because we're short on time and we're fighting the clock again.
So send your emails to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com. We're a
little short, so we'd appreciate that