Brett burn Bratt told you at that age where I can go either way,
like the center or the dad. Let's see, hey, just like that
some food and talking about you want to introduce the show or you want me
to start killing some time you want me you want to introduce the show or
you want me to kill some time. While you figure that out on the
laptop. You you gotta figure out, all right, Timmy answer really you
know questions wrong. Most creative lie you've used to get out of work,
mm hmm. The most creative life if you've ever used one, like I
ain't never really like jumped in my bag. The most is telling the motherfucker
I'm sick when I'm really not. Is that one? If your kid like
three years old and you still tell you that's crazy, that's more fucking insane.
But like I mean, uh ship, I never had COVID never,
but you was using that like three times. The pandemic earned me some good
good three weeks. I got the big in this. The cold part about
that is you don't even have to have it. You just gotta say you
was around the motherfucker with it. That that that was the illest alley ever.
Like so you mean, I don't really gotta be sick, but if
I know a nigga who's sick, I can stay home. That was the
nigga doing COVID talking about during COVID talking about he got stars and bird flu,
may all the other pandemic you bowl up ship. There's a picture of
the random persona right there. She got it. She got it right there,
and that was close. That's how close I was and I got that
ship. But you know, so, now if you are in the line,
I can't see how many people say so far, but if you're in
the line, you can see the hostally awkward cast. Wows what I'm just
saying. You know, so, even Tommy's here and Tommy hasn't been present
for like a couple of weeks. Again proven that he is mister essential.
But I feel like if as I'm out their slave in through the crowd trying
to finish my shot. This this is how cold BRO really is, because
if Tommy would have hit the group chat back, it was like I can't,
I can't, I can't swing it. Bro was really gonna have to
go to the hospital, Like no bullshit, because you can't get out of
it either. You gotta come in here, pie, or you really have
to go to the highway. The last text that made me said was fam
you still have the house. I don't even know where that came from.
Nowhere in the texted I said, well, why do you know? That's
what I was thinking, even even if it was just like the black Mama
hunts just Bush and as just a lie. So so he's one of the
four. So really quick, you know, justin because sometimes you know,
we have new viewers coming in. I'm gonna go around the room and introduce
us really quick, and then we go jump right back into this conversation because
introductions actually tie into the fucking conversation. But usually in this spot we would
have mister tone deaf, you know, our engineer for the show. But
we have our stand in. You know. He is, yeah, mister
Essential, a gay old teeth. He has been on a high, like
he's not even supposed to be here until twenty twenty four. He is on
like months long hiatus and he is not even supposed to be here awkward sabbatical.
Yeah, but once again he has proven how he is mister Essential because
he had to come into the studio and save the day. Uh. We
also got the narcissist spot you covering the hair, my nigga, what did
so we got the narcissist, the new mister bitches Pie god Wine, and
of course yes Tommy is here. I had I had to drag him in.
Uh. And then of course the beautiful Serena will her cue eating ass.
So you will notice that I did not. You know, Tone is
not here, and the reason why Tone is not here is because Tone is
having a medical issue. Set it up and actually tell the full dramatic build
up, because you know, you played it down like he's had a medical
emergency. At two o'clock, niggas got the So for those who were tuned
in, we started off the show asking you know, when you guys can
definitely answer in the comments, what has been your most creative excuse to get
out of work? What has been the most creative excuse that you have used
to get out of work? And the reason why that question was posed because
again Tone is not here. Tone made sure to write us earlier today and
say, hey, you know, Tommy, if you can step in for
me. You know my leg been dead since last night and you know I'm
headed to urgent care because it hurts to stand up. You know, I
can't stand up. So what happens is me I instantly kick in the black
mom mode because you know that what we do, Yeah, that's what we
do. And you know how when you got a hard headed ass kid that
get hurt doing ship that you told them not to do, so you scold
them before you find out that they okay, so every you know, Serena
was like, oh, you know, hope you have us the whole speedy
recovery, hope everything okay. I didn't do that. I instantly went to
one, why the fuck didn't you go last night? And two why are
you going to urgent Care? If you can't fill your fucking leg? Nigga,
you need an e er and urgent Care is not equipped to you know
what I'm saying, like that they don't have like the radiology equipment and all
that ship to be able to actually check you out if it's something going on
with your nerves. I'm laughing at Tree's hand because she likes getting that little
white hand. Now, don't mind, don't mind me. What I am
doing is I am currently going back to check the timeline of when we received
this notification it was early so at this point we're talking amputation. You know
that that was a very nice estimate sphere. It was two twenty five on
the dot nop. So heads up, I'm on my way to urging care
now for my leg and went numb last night and I can't stand up.
If Tommy can get the show going for you, that would be awesome.
This is not how I plan to start the Age of fifty four. I'm
just like jumped over me. So again, this is so so again.
This is at twenty five this afternoon. It's not in the morning. It's
two twenty five in the afternoon, and you are talking about your leg.
Just fucking lost this signal last night, lost this signal disconnected from the Wi
Fi last night like they did Bucky no selles service. So last night you
notice that, you know it's just offline and offline. You wait until to
twenty five this afternoon to finally be like, hey, maybe I need medical
attention. Hold twelve hours later typecause you know what happened in the middle of
the night. You know, I was and I think it was even beforen
end because he said he went to sleep because oh well, I just thought
my leg went to sleep, so I went to sleep with it type shit.
So I can see that kind of if your football sleeper just waiting for
it to go and then you fall asleep waiting for it to go away.
I can see that happen. But you wake up and it's still that way.
He beat his ship so hard on his leg way, no, out
of your leg is nasty business. That session is going crazy. You have
jerked your legs to sleep. Now to the point where between four hours,
yeah, history ain't adding up. Now we are four hours later. And
I asked, I'm like, because something just told me this nigga full of
ship because he was like he was real like you know, it didn't seem
like he was on his way to get medical attention. It's just you know,
like I said that black mom, that's spider man like. And I
asked, I'm like, nigga, you're still at home. I did a
blue tell me, was like, bro, indeed, just asked him that
like out of nowhere. I'm like, why because I knew this. Nigga
says, yes, that's why I was, That's why I like were he
said it. I was just like I immediately called back to this and Tommy.
Let's let's let's rewind. Tommy was offering to give this nigga a ride
to a medical facility for him to be checked. No, my wife got
me. No you know what did it for me? He was like,
oh, well, she gonna take me, but she had to close out
payroll first. Nigga, you are having okay, you got the dead leg.
And she's like, oh, let me do quick books. No day,
there's no way that I feel like and now I don't feel bad,
and now I don't feel bad for not having that initial, you know,
comforting response that Serena had. She's like, oh, no, hope you
feel well, wishes and you know, hope you're better. And I was
just like, nigga, why the fuck you didn't go last night? And
why are you going to urgent here? Like I instantly scolded, what about
the image of I'm in the back, I'm in the back screaming for help
and nobody's helping me because they don't give a Hey, they having a good
time and I'm just here eating Chick fil A. Sounds like you're having a
good time to bitch e chick flight Niggas back here like niggas back here in
ailments ailments. Yeah, so you put the muscle doing the nasty. I'm
trying to eat my food. What is that? By the way, it
is a me soo salmon from Sweet Screens is actually pretty. And this is
not an ass. I've seen him on Doordas. I had him when I
was in Maryland. I didn't know it was he. I didn't know it
was here. It just opened it right, Yeah, that one. But
then that's also when I Broadway. Again, this is not an ad.
This is correct. It's not an a. And if you want to reach
out to me at I'm chronically resilient dot com or I'm chronically i G I
would know the work. Dude. I had an impossible burger from Company Brewing.
We got to get a beat by that ship was because again this is
this is not a ad. I'm more for them, you know, I'm
more upset that you're talking about the impossible burger on my show. Damn that's
impossible, looking like m Yeah, but I don't want anybody to, you
know, waste any get well tones or anything, because I ain't wrong with
at this point in the court in the court of tone, with this bullsh
and ass calling he is guilty, guilty as a motherfucker, old bastard like
because it was just like, you're not gonna tell me that your leg been
numb and you can't walk. And she was just like, eat the chicken,
sam right, I bet you can't do it at them all, this
was like when when hit hit his kids had to put the wash, had
to reach for she walked out of the room. They always begging, that's
what they thought. He was calling for. Get the bun get the butt
off the end of the bay. I can't I can't reach the barn.
Reach then somebody help me, somebody. I have the mental picture. That's
what a bundless chi jesus them don't let you get the I don't know but
disrespect. I'm just mad that that nigga lie and made us feel like he
really needed the feelings downloaded back down to his leg. I gotta because at
first it was like, you know, because Tony is up there and age
and she you know, s happened like and me here It was. It
was more out of anger at first, because it's like, bru, if
you have any these kind of symptoms by the didn't you go like that?
You know? But then it dawned to me, like this niggas married to
a nurse. There's no way that because in this I was like, okay,
she brushed it off and ship. So this is really an accurate,
you know, depiction of health care in America. Like you can't even be
married to a fucking nurse and get a media medical attention. She's still telling
you to wait because she got some accountant duties to do. But then I
don't it dawned. I mean, I'm like, b no, that nigga
is full of shit. Ain't nothing wrong with this fucking leg other than it's
probably ashy is a picture. That's the only thing wrong with He needs to
get some bang of body butter from. But this does give the public service
announcement for black men when you are feeling down and your ailment, if you
have an ailment that is holding you back, So see medical attention. Don't
don't try to up man up, don't handle I can handle it. I'm
all right. Well, you know, like you said, here's this whole
metal and be like your granddaddy's and shit, just thinking, go slap some
Mississippi mud on it and go around today and take a shot of moonshine,
how it works. No, no, nigga Kevin upstairs, that junior junior
you had that moon shine up there, man, Yeah, it was it
like apple pie moonshine straight mo straight, like rubbing alcohol, not too much,
maybe dripping. Taking that ship like it's like water ironically out of a
water jug. It looks like is it like one of them glass just like
in like the old minstrel cartoons and ship, because that's what I pictured with
the little corktop with the three X on it. Little corktop has got that
nigga playing the band on the back, playing like this. The only reason
you drink moonshine is because you want to get sucked up very fast. There's
absolutely other reasons you don't mix it. They just drinking it straight. I
don't understand. I can see that, like you want to not have to
keep, you know, refilling your coming should you like? Look, I'm
trying to get straight to the fucking point and for my fortieth like I know
why I'm here. I want to be fucked up moonshine. No, I
didn't have moonshine, but somebody kept giving me shots. No, it was
one fifty one. It's Baccardi. That's nasty. It was. I was
there very quick, absolutely idast right in the nuts. Yes, the one
put you right your left leg them, you know, like as far as
like because I didn't know like had gin and sh I didn't know that.
I thought it was just like wrong man, But no, they're not like
gin and ship because as you know, mister Davis, that was that was
gin drinking. I don't know what he do now, but that was a
gin drinking nigga jin was something I hated gin. You're talking about Jack,
Yes, yeah, he was king. I saw drinkings and Bubby Face one
time. What straight, Yeah, yeah it was. It was the fourth
of July. You can mix it gin actually hot, the taste you can,
yeah, you can. You can mix it and tanker raised gin.
Yeah, hey is crazy. When I found out, I was like,
yeah, jinns and in the Long Island folks was drinking Bubby Face And I
was really afraid because like it definitely smelled like Christmas by itself, like he
just he just had like the little he had the little joint like this,
pulled it right out of his parking side and on the table. It was
all outside of the barbecue and that's what he's doing. He had like he
used to have. Like I'm like, okay, Pete Pop put that crazy
story when I was a high school like, this is my first week of
being a high school principal, and if you confiscated some gin, I'm so
mad. I'm telling you. It was at the end of the day and
you're supposed to get shout outs to kids who had a rough started the day
and the end of the day, end of the day really well. And
I gave us to the shout out and everybody was like, oh man,
yeah, yeah, dream blah blah blah, and we got dismissed. Dogs
stood on the corner of third Ring and pulled out a bottle of bumpy Face.
I was back pocket. I was like, this is a ninth grade
nigga half a half out of cigarem gin, buppy that hard, that's sad
nigga's drinking. And now at fourteen, niggas had a right to take your
take your bumpy face. Because I grew up in a liquor store and I
was at least one hundred yards away. I was like that nigga got a
bottle of gin in his pocket. I could see the bumps on the damn
bottle. I had to look at it. I can't even say, Ship,
I was like this drink. I can't even with your grown ass man.
Just you're probably paying more. You got all the type of ship in
his name, and I believe that you're like sitting there his siblings and ship
charge going to school was great. He got that right. Yeah, he
was celebrating. Give me a shot just for your do you, my nigga,
you take a shower with him? Man, if you would have mixed
it with some tonic, you know what? Time crying in the closet because
I thought I lost my keys. My keys was in my damn hand.
You're alcoholic, That's that's what that is. Alcoholic behavior. Man, you're
crying in the closet looking why would you think your keys was in the closet?
Look okay? To hear the story that Trees and Uh and Josh you're
having when they got drunk, man, it's that's because wow, wow,
wow, Ship, that's fucking nuts. What else is nuts is yes,
you're ready, You're ready. T Jake's trending all over social media. Do
you have the clip being a power bottom that's insane. What do that mean?
So a power bottom is like a power ranger. Damn there taking dick
like that's a superpower. So so what it is is it is a boy,
but he's very like they're very aggressive and like dominant in that role.
So like it ain't just like you know, you fucking them. They're fucking
you even though they are at the bottom from from the bottom. Now we're
here, yep, Chute and Drake. So wait, you are a person
who engages in sexual activity with men, but you prefer the man the fuck
you. That's that's well, the bottom is the Okay are you trying to
put the picture? Are trying to put this in man woman context? Because
that's not where we don't know, I don't know where I am. I'm
still like right because we definitely is in the program section. Okay, in
terms, in terms we're gonna go get okay, picture catcher gotcha, okay,
But the power bottom, the catcher is controlling the pitch, got you,
so they might you know, they really going hard for the curveball and
whatever else, Like they are controlling, like they're the aggressive one in actuality,
that catcher is the controller of the but but they do make the call
cat that they used to call Randy Johnson, the Big Unit, the unit
pass. But that's crazy and that is now she shouldn't think about all the
stuff that we just let go by. That's that's what they're putting this on
T shirts. That's what this is. He funks back, Yeah, okay,
all right, passive t D. Jake's going crazy from the bottom.
It's crazy. Uh, he's attracted to niggas who wants some cash. He's
loaded quote Bible scriptures like minstroke what you want? I mean niggas scream out,
oh God? So like could you be on the downstroking like here to
were Proverbs thirteen. I don't know, but I'm way too petty to be
in that positions because I'd be like, thou shall catch this nut. I
just I'm way too Yeah, you're trying to God. I'm I'm sorry you're
not trying you already, Remember I say I'm sorry for blood close to your
veins, our plots right next to each other, buddy, Absolutely not.
I'm going to heaven. I'd like to see that rapture lift. It flows
so well into the conversation a minute. Remember this is the end when uh
Franco he was getting lifted and was talking ship that whole time, Danny McBride,
and he dropped him. No, I'm going whether they gotta get an
elevator or sky crane. I'm getting Scot, I'm getting in Jesus in the
hard had direct and that ship is wow and God being up there like what
they got Marlon Brando, big ass up there. I'm half him, famous
fat. I know what I'm saying. How we notice for I don't even
low key. I don't even know if he did, I could have just
killed the most random ship. You know was right. He was a righteous
dude, like how they used to kill Eddie Murphy on Twitter like every three
right, wo spoke about ship. He's here down there, Marlon brand Marlon
brand because he liked I don't know that you thought he was just right with
black people because it was the right thing to do. I never knew that
was right white black people. I never saw that personal life. I just
saw him and Godfather. That's all. Well, that's because like this,
so you really didn't know, and they didn't want to put that out there
because they don't want to hit with the ticket holders and all that stuff like
that too, so political. He spoke up at the Oscars. Yep,
you came the Oscars and brought the heat like. He was one of the
first people who said some ship about the right ship. So like, is
he like, is it just a gay rumor? Or is he like he's
not doing inapproprigation. Well I believe the regular Yeah, like he wasn't touching
children, and then he's just he's just being gay. That's all I'm saying.
Just be gay, don't touch it subjective to who was at these events,
right, he was saying all kinds of people a video, so he'd
be at the freak off. Yeah, freak Yeah, he's always at all
of them. You can't be a pastor the freak all. Exactly what are
you praying over? Literally praying over some ass freak off text like tonight work
right, Bible Studyo, everybody out, And the Lord said, he man,
he's doing the opening prayer before everything gets started, Yo, blessing the
freak off is crazy. Let all penetration be holy penetrate saying saying prayer before
a hundred niggas and a hundred bitches, get my nigga. Wow, Hey,
Lord, please don't let this get out to stay within the confines in
this four walls. Lord, hey Breton, how would you feel like if
you showed up for the freak Off and there praying? How would you show
up to the freak off and see T. D j Yeah? Yeah,
Hey, what's all? What's this all about? I mean at something?
Should handna a glass of water? Tell hi blood session throwing on? Should
be burning the don't want to go out with his preacher collar on like a
bro. I saw they went you gotta go, said little you gotta go.
That looked like he feels like dude from Despicable Me. Though, yeah,
yeah, no, I love couples treat was like is this thing that
was a party? That is absolutely ridiculous. But yeah, look and again
like a lot of people, you know, were not satisfied with the way
that Cassi handled things, but a lot of us other people knew like that
was gonna open the door to a lot of ship Wait T D Jakes and
did he was that the same freak all? It was? I don't be
watching the internet like that. That's crazy. He got fun of your job
as a podcast and know what's going on exactly, Like I don't even I
don't even like being in the mix on this ship. And I gotta know
what, what did you know that he didn't? Oh ship? You know
you know he knew. I'm like I thought he was talking like I thought
you knew that's what he was getting text from Diddy talking about like the freak
off tonight he wrap wrap it up? Getting the bad signal from Diddy?
Is wow? Like he just texted him the batman give for a batman standing
on the roof with his You can you canna tell me Diddy did not feel
like he was the master of the universe. Yo, if you can get
the Preacher to come to the party, I got, I got td You
know you're talking SHP, I got mother fucker td j said my ship.
No, I got TJ's bless blessing, my blessing, blessing my freak off
t d Jake saying the blessing before did he just get Diddy? It's crazy?
And how about how about Cassie yet got ship to lose? She and
all the videos and all the ship getting freaked out she left td Jake's bless
her. I'm just saying, but she she ain't got nothing to lose.
She ain't got none to lose. You knows she's in all she's somewhere in
all this ship, somewhere everything, and you should just start talking, just
start doing like random like YouTube, sit out and say jesus hey, she
got paid, she got done. I'm done talking, right, I'm done
talking. I got the check. See her again, yo, when they
do the Diddy documentary see And I think that's and I think that's kind of
another thing too, like by her, like putting everything in the media spotlight
like that. If something happened to her the first motherfucker we go look at.
Absolutely it was pretty smart. But he's the one that we've always been
looking at before for everything else. So you know, if it was just
like a random like you know whatever. But no, she didn't put this
ship out here now and now everybody is watching her like a hawk like Nigga,
something happened to her. We know it's you. That's crazy though,
like you gotta put you gotta put yourself in an untouchable position. She's standing
out there like all dB when they building their stores right outside the other stores,
all the other store right on your parking lot, like we say,
oh wait, we all the bitch. All right, well yeah and stand
on it and get business because they staying on business right. The freak offs
ain't even safe no more. Hey, you can't even go to the freak
off your p you think they're still having Somebody said n d as ain't India
no more? Did he definitely still throw parties? He threw a court when
did he had them NDAs drafting and ship and like he put like a time.
I know he probably thought that he was gonna be killed everybody before they
expired and got you know, got a little backlog. Is still talk about
it. It's like waking up and I'm forgetting to transfer that money. But
for the overdrafted forgot the off nigga. It's a nigga somewhere with a team
of white people calmbing the internet because it's only your matter of time before we
find out he was at the freak off. Because if they found T d
J's like nobody saying ain't nobody saying, nobody saying ain't safe, It ain't
safe, It ain't safe. They got the motherfucker the freaking who next?
Who do you? Hey? This would be a nice like parlay bet,
like we put the oh my god, who on draft who's next to be
pulled into the freaking Yeah, the big the biggest name. What Oprah?
Oprah would be a big name Oprah at the freaking I got my money on
Jesse in Washington, Oh at the freak You know what's crazy? I could
see Oprah there but her and Gale when there's a couple that's nice and and
they was turning bitches out over by the fucking the little Little Ice Penguin and
ship. But Stepping is still there because he wanted to watch. Oh absolutely,
Now you see why j Lo ran away so fast. She was like,
oh, oh black dick Ben. I mean Jenny thought she was from
around the block to that Nigga told her put the ski mask on. I
think I think jay z Is is conveniently missing from everything festive festa that would
celebrate during the fifty years for a reason. Are they trying to bring him
into it too? Nowhere nothing in fifty years? I feel like niggas just
no way to get the fuck out of die. Yeah, but he may
have been around. I'm not saying he wasn't there, but he knew he
was there, and he was like, we need to make anything of me
there disappear. I wasn't there, I asked, did ask jay Z a
question about Sean Puffy because I don't know, wasn't there? Hey, you
can't find ship from best to both worlds or nothing, no platform nowhere because
R Kelly and and made that ship disappear. Because I was trying to find
the song that he did with R Kelly with a they had that video where
they had that picture was the song with the you know I can't figure it
out your stake they sampled that. I was like, oh, R Kelly
and jay Z did that, I can I find that ship nowhere? All
you can find is instrumental and and that's the crazy part, Like people really
under estimate money power and influence, Like when you've got as much money as
Jay and Puff and ship like that, like you can make some ship just
a fucking peer. You can make people disappear, like you know it was
on the list, like I said, his backlog for the pandemic, so
you know he's trying to get back on. You think Diddy knew something was
about to happen because as long as that mm hmmm, and we ain't got
a proof of that one and I've been trying almost almost too got LB and
Lbie is way too cool and chill about the whole situation. He ain't mad
enough for me about this ship. He's too nice. I'll be sure it
needs to be more mad about what happened than Timmy is about nigga just pulling
up, eating pussy and going home. I mean he went to the internet
and everything with it. I didn't go to the Internet. I was up
there. You ain't never met a woman trying to put you, not not
without me being in control of the situation, like I'm good. It ain't
that carm when there's some ship that you, in my personal opinion, when
there's shipped that you as a man look at and see is abnormal, and
you like, why would a nigga do that? You that call to put
you in that box and you be fine with it. Well, there's also
speaking like I just I just told somebody something similar like two days ago,
I think, But no, it's not even like just that. It's also
if you don't have a certain type of kink, you wouldn't understand it.
Like for some people giving oral sex, they get so much pleasure from that
that like the sexual gratification that they get from pleasing somebody else. They're fine
with that. I got to get that, I mean, and I'm there
with it. But you like to put the cherry on top. Yeah,
because because I've definitely had some moves. I'm like, you know what,
I really just want to make this nigga my bitch today and you know,
watch him squirm and then you know, go to town with some mouth and
then I'll go buy my business like because that that was my you know,
So okay, this is a different perspective. Have you ever had it to
where that that's what you intended? But after he was done, he was
like, damn, I want to give the damn I want to give them
some pleasure. They can't. They don't survive. Yeah, like what you
mean? That's like a good thirty seconds to a minute. So the reason
that the reason today eat drop, the reason why I don't like to give
head like with the goal up making a man climax most of the times is
because I know, like if I do want sex and I go that route,
I know I'm not gonna get it because I don't know what it is.
But it's like a pussy nut and a head nut be different and so
many you know what I mean. So it's like that pussy you know,
then they can keep them rounds up, but it's just something about that head
up where they just like right, like, bro, wake up, I
want dick, like just give me two minutes. Just give me too,
like niggas an hour ago. Then it's like then, well you ain't on
ship, dead body bitch. So yeah, wait, wait did you you
say giving nia head? I'm talking about him giving you head, But that's
what I was saying, like because there are certain people who sometimes like they
just have a thing where like giving head is yeah, like like they've come
on themselves already. Yeah, And like me and one of my exes is
talking about that the other day. He was like it's he told me that
he feels like it's hard for him now to like have sexual because he was
spoiled sexually in certain ways. So when you go looking for certain traits like
that, like I can't find women that like just like they orgasms just like
from giving me head. And she's like I can't. I haven't been able
to do that. So now it's like you have this ship and she's doing
all this talking and she's doing, you know, saying all this ship and
then when you get it, she was like, oh man, that was
so amazing. It was what it was like all I'm thinking, he is
like, damn, that wasn't such and such like now I gotta know,
you know, trying to try to find it again, like it's amazing how
different each couchie is. It's a little bit. It's like there's the I
ain't never gonna come. It's I'm gonna come in a minute, like give
me some time these coochies down to me, since I'll never know what the
inside of it vagina feels like, what is that I'm never gonna come,
kuchie. I think it's that they don't have they're not in tune enough with
their body to actually come, like you'll be fucking from forever and they probably
never they I thought you say you're never gonna know, they won't like if
you're trying to get them to come. I thought you were saying like you
was in it, and it was just like, bro, I am not
gonna get done, not of this. I thought that's what you were saying.
No, what the fuck? Every so often that yo, who work?
How do I do that first. First you have to upload a video
microwave and a spoon in your old one. Mm hmmm. So then you
got the yeah, the body for a long time as soon as you answered,
they coming. There's a couple of it's that one and in between it's
like the normal kind of I'm won't come when I when I feel like like
they have control over when they're gonna come, well, I mean that's like
guys can do that too. That's what edging comes into place. Yeah,
I haven't. I haven't mastered that yet. Deciding with deciding when I'm gonna
come. Yeah, you know, you just get to that point and you
yeah, I mean nah, yeah, but edging does y'all good though,
Like y'all have like way more intense orgasms and really really just it's happened.
But yeah, once I figure out that child and came a couple of times,
all right, but then it's but then it's like over. But then
it's not. It's not always that all pussies are different. It's pussies will
react different ways to different dicks. So there's like one of my exes,
like he didn't have to work as hard because of how his dick was made
so because he has upwards curve and he's more on a girthier side. He
didn't have to do as much because he had the cheek coat, you know,
and he wasn't And it's funny because his dick wasn't even like that big,
Like I'm not saying like he was like you know whatever you are saying,
I want you to stop, you know, kind of almost like what
you would call husband dick what the fuck mm hmmm. So, I mean
as far as for that part being that you know you could you could work
with it, you know that you you you can live with it for the
rest if you had to you with that, yeah, exactly, there you
go. Yeah, I mean they got the job. It wasn't like I
believe it like it was a job. It wasn't my favorite. But due
to the fact that, you know, because you said you like doing gymnastics
and ship and yeah, yeah, that didn't allow that to happen doing the
horse the gymnastic horses ship. Yeah. So it's just you know, and
you don't want to have to keep like like mm hmmm, like that just
like that exactly, And it's like I don't even have an ass like Serena.
So just imagine that like that. No, no, I do,
I get it. So mhmm. There's something that like really really makes you
work for it, and then there's and then I think also like if she's
like really really really into you, like you know, as a person,
that definitely increases you. Yeah, it does. Well, I'll continue being
approved self. No lies, tell like, look, because that's what I'm
like. You have to know you to know like you you're a dirty old
man at heart? Why because I like the same shy'll like but the same
y'all like thebauchery. He's just older. I'm just older, so that makes
me a dirty old man. No, actually he's ay, and that's why
we're all in this show. Thank you for I was here comic. Oh
no, bro, I see your Facebook posts. You're a freaky ass.
I don't know anything I would The ceiling challenge is that's your I'm blessing y'all
because y'all said, man, when niggas be sharing, I'm like, bro,
y'all be sharing the weekends. Where are the big booty house? I
want to see the water popping with the challenge is for the big booty stop.
I want to see the water flow the little waterway. Yeah, that's
shut down the internet shut freaks. Shut down the internet read trees because you
are free. You a freak. Trees eyes on your titties. It's a
fact, though it's a well known fact. It takes pictures on the internet.
It's just funny. I ain't seen that, you know. No,
I don't so question have y'all ever? Like I wanted to get a chick,
and it kind of took a minute for you to do. So maybe
at the time you first shot your shot, maybe she was in a relationship,
or maybe she was just going through some ship and you know, wasn't
ready at the time. So like you didn't get with her the very first
time you shot your shot, but eventually you did end up with her.
Yep, did you take it personal? I never let her forget. I
never forget because I know I am that nigga. I can't do that.
I can't be like after you tell me, no, I told her,
I told her parents. I would have been like I probably could have been
your son in law ship. But you know, she was playing around,
like I say this about a little bit all the time. Like even though
like she came back around and we talked like we have conversations. I feel
like I don't really I like you, but I don't like you like I
did when I initially like you. And then when you curved me. Now
what I let you curve me twice? I can't let you do me three
said happened to me and it was a waste of time for me. And
that's the reason I so because there was a post that I had shared on
Facebook and it said stay away from the man who's been wanting you for years.
And I agree because I feel like them niggas be on fucking revenge mode
when you do finally, you know, like, okay, now is the
time that I set up with this topic. I definitely in the sense I
never let her forget it, and like it depends on of jealousy you should
have gotten should be personal, like look, man, you curved me.
Now you're FeelA, give me something. Oh my mama, you FeelA get
everything. It's a work session, you getting everything right. But he's gonna
be out here. Donkey donkey. I mean, if you're into it,
that's probably the only urban Because Torian he posted a meme under the when I
shared that, and it was a drawing of a guy about to give a
donkey punch, and it was like you remember how long and littered? How
long she made you wait? The fuck? See ter said, dude,
didn't be in, didn't block me. But it's like, dude, okay,
so excuse the funk out of me for being faithful in my relationship to
my nigga or wanting to work on myself because I knew I wasn't mentally sound
enough to be with you, Like, how are you mad at me for
being so had? I got with you and shit went left because I knew,
like, all right, I'm fucking with this thing. I really ain't
serious about him, or I'm going through some shit. I really can't be
emotionally invested in him. So because I'm telling you these things and I'm letting
you down gently because I know, like, bro, I don't want to
fuck you over. I'm not in a place where I feel like I can
be a good person. And then I spend the block once I feel like
okay, I feel like I can get right by you. Oh yeah,
but you're gonna pay, Like what the fuck? Well, it's it,
But it looks like I came back on another said black, but I don't
know. I see I look, y'all didn't believe me when I told you?
Was that just last week? Or was that two weeks ago? When
I said, how the motherfuckers from YouTube randly popping niggers and there we go?
No, they said it look like it said looked like a zan there.
So my response is a little tongue and cheeks. Damn. See,
I didn't see. I didn't read the actual comment. I was focusing because
time trying to block them. Again. You gotta let me respond first to
them, because I was finish saying must be a type. Y'all know your
animals. Oh I'm black them. I know I probably can't, no,
but I think, uh, A part of my my revenge is to let
them know that you know, you let me down earlier. But it's it's
it's a little of a joke. But at the same time, I ain't
trying to like it sounds funny, but I'm dead. It sound funny but
I'm dead. Yeah, I mean it's true, but at the same time,
I'm not trying to hold on to it. I need to let you,
but I do need to let you know any single time. So I
feel I feel like for you, like you're not gonna take it to the
extent that like a lot of these other like cause niggas really take that your
personal and then it's like they finally get it, like they pursue and then
they finally get her and then it's like niggas go future two point ten.
See now that's well, it's not it's not often that happened though, Like
it's not like I got a slew of chicks up and trying and chase all
my life and then oh I finally got a chance. It's like it happened
like like you maybe twice. You gotta be like really like like a person
something like that. Yeah, be chasing you like my entire existence of like
damn you you always the one that got I don't have no you the one
that got away that this is this is my line. You know what I
was at you, but you know you was after these ballers and ship you
know this right? Like see that That's how that's how I like to treat
Denisegas. And that's how I like to treat Denise. Every once in a
while, like when we have a conversation and she telling me how shy her
dating life is. I'm like, well, see how you dated me,
probably wouldn't been some motherfucker bag you didn't. I don't, I will do
that. Yes, I could have been the one not shitty person that you
met, but I don't need to see your posts. We treat it,
then, why spend the block just wasting my damn time? Because they because
they want you to feel how they felt when they felt rejected. But that,
you know what about spend what Wine said actually like brings us right into
you know, our next topic. So I went on like a full fucking
grant. Okay, that was like, hey man, you need to put
that on TikTok. I was like, I'm cussing too much for tictok.
There my goddamn count down. But I feel like, how, no,
what you said about Denise, how you said she gets to talking to you
about her shitty her dating life is, and you like, m you kind
of brought this on yourself because I mean, you asked somebody that would have
treated you right and you didn't. You. So for me, I feel
like everyone in this room has seen the bitterness that has consumed social media.
Fact like it is just it's just social media, just one big ass limit
at this point. But a lot of the people who complain, I feel
like they need to shut the fuck up, Okay, And it's not because
I feel like they shouldn't have a right to express themselves or their feelings.
But it's like, there are a lot of people out here who have been
genuinely fucked over in relationships and love or you know, dating whatever, and
they didn't do anything to bring that on themselves. They just were in a
situation where the person who was shitty, and that's what it was. You've
been through that, you know how that goes. I've been through I'm pretty
sure everybody in this room has been through that at least one time, at
least once. But I feel like the people who are the most vocal with
this type of bitterness are the people who have fucked over the good person that
they had. Some of them have fucked over multiple good people that they had,
and now because they are stuck with bullshit, now they want to sit
here and post fucking bitter ass post stats and memes and shit all the time,
Like they didn't put themselves in that position. You could have been somewhere
happy, chilling in love, taking vacations, out of the country and shit,
y'all could own fucking commercial properties, run an orphan it. I don't
know what the fuck your plans was for your life, but instead you chose
to disregard this person who did genuinely love you, who was genuinely trying to
support you and beald with you and grow with you and do all of these
things. But you felt like and popularity and chasing holes is way more important.
I ain't on that. How about the ones that are posting all that
and you actually are hollering at them at the time, like just stay talking
to them, like you know, it's like, damn, Dan Pool is
shitty, Like damn, It's not like that. It's very simple. I
was like, some people thoughts are just very unattractive because like you could feel
that way, and that's cool, it's perfectly fine. But like if you
see, like even like we've been chopping it there for like three four weeks,
like you clearly vibing with whatever I'm putting down. We having these conversations
and then for me to get on Facebook and that ship always at the top
of the fucking niggas ain't ship or it's a Meanwhile, I wish I had
somebody to treat me like that bitch. Let me get to that we're trying
to build to me. So then I gotta be the nigga hit up and
what you talking about? I gotta be that nigga, Like I gotta be
that nigga. You don't be like I don't care, like, hey,
I'm putting it down. I'm putting it down like and I'm not talking about
you. Who are you talking to? Is ain't got nothing to do what
you're currently going through it? Yeah? No I do. And I feel
like and a big thing like that really like triggered me was because like seeing
one of my exes and it's like this nigga is he's super super bitter now
and knowing the ship that he has put me through and my trend man like
knowing the ship all right, they got called that was some smoking on Friday.
Ship got a new car smelling like non normal weeds. So I didn't
know. I was like, this don't smell like sh normally be smoking,
but I let it go is normally Now I'm also concerned because you gonna get
chili? Is actually my point is I'm getting no call? M hm,
Yes, maybe it's a smoker. Maybe it's because we hide that it's the
smoker's breeze, because not are you feeling me? You feel cold? I
am feeling perfectly. I am comfortable the reason. And I don't even have
a shirt on under the hoodie, and I'm not cold. I didn't put
the shirt on under the hoodie because I didn't want to be cooking in here.
So you normally hot, Yeah, normally you're out here dangling, you
have a brawl. I just got a shirt on. My ain't sitting on
the table dropped. That's what the mic over wasticling me. And she was
like, why is the stomach got away from here? I was like,
well, perhaps my tittes all the way down there. She was like,
oh, that makes more sense. Wow, you're not laughing? What excuse
me? Nah? But but I do. I just feel like a lot
of I didn't do anything. He's like, he got a baby mama now
and she put him through it, huh and having you know, a baby
mama and dealim and all this ship you know, Yeah, And I do.
I feel like a lot of people are bitter because they are now reaping
the karma of their own actions when they were dating good people and now they
can't handle that ship, and now they're mad at the fucking world, Like
who fucking who, bitch, Like you had somebody that was a good fucking
person, and like I said, some of you, you had multiple people
who were good people, like and you fucked him up. You felt like,
oh, well, this niggas too lame, or this dude was actually
treating you good, but you had this shitty as X who you kept chasing
in behind, and now you fucked it up with him for a nigga that
you already know what's gonna dog you the fuck out, Like everything is not
everybody else's faut. And I am fully aware of that. So for me
to see this particular ex, like because I've seen a couple, but for
me to see that particular ex always complaining about like dating and shit and how
you know man and women now and this and this and this and you can't
like I don't trust nobody, and it's like, bro, you've never done
right by anybody you've ever fucking dated. Okay, So so I'm not even
just making it about me, like you've never been You've never done right by
anybody who dated and you'll have niggas who will openly say, like, man,
I ain't a good boyfriend, and I ain't this, and I ain't
doing that. But y'all the same niggas that are on here ranting and raving
about how bitches ain't worth fucking dayting you're not worth fucking dating, you never
worry, and now you were dealing with the options that were created by your
actions and now you pissed off about it like that sometimes make it makes sense
that up, I mean, just guse he a piece of ship, don't
mean his gripe saying legitimate. Just nobody gives a fuck. That's all that
mean, And that that is not because he is very right to stand like,
hey, some women out here ain't ship, but just because that just
because just because it's a fact, doesn't mean and we give a fuck,
bro, But it's not a fact. Though to where you make it seem
like there are no good like in the world he lives in, there might
not be any good. You have to look at the fact that we all
are looking at the same world, but we see it different. In my
bubble, it's a fifty to fifty split. I know some bitches who good
and I know some bitches who I wouldn't spin on. What the fuck faun
in the middle of the target. That was it? Bro, I know
you're nothing to pass that off with me because you know I woulda start laughing.
Why just put it? Put it on me, bro, So I
thought somebody dropped something on the table. But that was definitely one. You
know when I put I own it. When you don't, you put it
like you don't have draws? When have I? When have I ever?
Like you said that it was me. I've never denied a fart. I've
never denied a fart. It's okay, Well, I put it on the
show all the time, Bro, you had to let you have now did
you have some milk before you show? Did nothing but smoke a blood need
some star burd star wars. They don't they're not playing bare the plant based
ones. But we're not doing this. We're not doing this. Really blamed
his booty ramble on me. I I own my poots all the time,
like I put it live. So we did a fucking show where Rabbit was
helping me get a pood out in the bag like that was a damn near
a segment. I own my ship. Literally, She was trying. She
was helping you. Yeah, I remember this, Yeah, Tailor Port,
you might not remember what was going because he was definitely that was Yeah,
so she had we had went behind the curtain on the couch and she was
like helping, like Ben my ladyship to get the pood out because off,
Yeah, yeah, Telor Port. Mm hmm. I've definitely put it on
air. Not done with this one, because I want to talk. I
want to talk about what you said as far as like with being you know,
different perspectives, and I get that. I am one hundred percent not
saying that there's not pissed ship and everything else in the fucking dating pool.
At some point, I feel like the dating pool is made out of acid
itself. Okay, so I get that, but yeah, having them three
eyed fish and ship. But you have a boyfriend. I don't have a
boyfriend, So why are you looking at I don't have a boyfriend. I
don't have he one of the better ones, he damned in the main one.
But yeah, because he got a girlfriend, why y'all better and y'all
got each other y'all assholes. So anyway, I am not disagreeing that there's
all kind of ship in the dating pool. What I am saying is to
have the audacity to make it seem like good people to date just don't exist,
knowing that the ones that you had you fucked over, that's this is
the world he's created for himself. So yeah, but don't but don't act
like they don't exist in his world. They don't. That's what I'm telling
you. His bubble and the way he viewed women, and none of y'all
ship. That's how he's viewing y'all. Okay, So once you cross into
his bubble, either you're gonna show him something different. But if what you
show him is what he's seen, because that's what he's created in these women,
he's going to put you on the you not ship list. Some people
be too scoring by their own action stuff. That's why he felt like they
don't trust anybody because they know how much Dave. They don't trust anybody because
they know how much Stave cheated. Yeah, yes, absolutely absolute. So
there's nothing but a bunch of projection and failure to accept the consequences of their
own actions that put them in that particular dating pool. So boo fucking hoo,
bitch. Like I said, what I'm saying, his grapes are you
know legit? They just we don't care. Bro, shut up crime and
river dick face. Well did you ever get that? Let me see,
because it don't look like all the videos here. Oh no, I got
it, okay. So, speaking of the dating pool, I don't know
how many people have used like dating apps. I've logged on a couple,
so so I have. I've definitely downloaded dating apps, but I've never like
use them to like to seriously connect with anybody, if that makes it like
it's more like some of the brows time. But I've never downloaded them with
a serious intent of I want to find somebody on here to kick it with
and date I tried to find on tender didn't work out because people there are
guys who've been in my inbox for years trying to convince me to kick it
with them and hang out them whatever, And I'm like, I don't know
you enough to hang out with you. I you though, if you won't
come outside me. But see that's so that ass though, Like I get
her side, like how do I get to know? And now I don't
have a little bit of access to see And that's the thing, like my
ship goes in ridiculous steps, Like I don't like to give my number out
to people right away. Why do people want to know you? You like,
in the age of social media, you got ways to talk to me
without having to have my personal phone number. Yeah, I don't like to
give out my personal phone number before. I'm like really committed to the idea
of Okay, I like him enough to, you know, kind of take
it a step forward. I don't like to give out my personal phone number.
That's just that's the thing I didn't been friends with for ten years.
Facebook. You have your number, We go outside and hang out Facebook,
and it's like you can call me on Facebook see and and even and people
might think like, man, it's fucked up, but it's like, dude,
look at it, Look at us. We are fucking family. Definitely
have each other phone numbers, addresses and everything else. We see each other
every week. How often, like before we just created our newer group chat,
how often do we communicate through texts instead of we just had groups on
Facebook Messenger pretty much? Remember remember group me was a thing. So it's
like, I just you know, people having my personal phone number. I
really don't like my space invaded like that, Like because at that time,
it's like you can literally contact me at any given time and it's like a
messenger or you know, DM or some shit. If I don't want to
talk, I don't have to open it, I don't have to respond.
Or if I block you, that's just the fucking end of you. With
my phone number. You can just call me private, right, call me
from somebody else's number that ain't fucking blocked. It's just it takes a lot
more to get rid of you when you have my personal phone number. I
also agree with you there too, So I mean, look at how my
situation would formerly made up, you know, wasn't bad. Like see how
he was able to email me and shit, it's funny because Ken actually started
that when I was like, I would change my number on Ken in the
middle of an argument and he would email me like he ain't dealing with this
ship and I hit a fucking sprinting it changed my number, and then when
he noticed he couldn't get through or he would fuck because I was the fucking
front desk, so you call the main number work because he knew I was.
But yeah, like I just I don't like people having that direct access
to me until I'm really really comfortable with you, and if you know anything
about me, it takes me a minute to get like really really comfortable with
you. So you know, people have been in my inbox like for the
longest, asking like, well, when can I take you out? When
can I take you out? When can I work it out? Did you
say you changed your phone number in the middle of an art Yes, yo,
if my bitch changed her phone number while we are having a textual discussion,
and I when I see you, it's up, man, like,
are you gonna change your phone number on me in the middle of this mock
conversation? What is this about? What is that a boot? And it's
funny because most times that I have changed, like, I haven't had to
change my number. I haven't changed my number since me again broke up two
or three numbers about Devin. We can't. But yeah, I don't have
to change because people don't have my phone number. And then it's like even
now it bothers me because y'all know that I have had them. It's like
because I posted it like we played it on the show and I even posted
on Facebook where mother I get them private calls with the motherfucker breathing. It's
saying little weird ship that started back up again, like little ship like that.
I don't have to deal with if you don't have my fucking number,
because if you try to hit you with that ship on Facebook, I pretty
much I know who it is, right, you know what I mean?
Joe off the phone, like they just did it again, like that one
where just sounding like they was beating their dick and shit or it's like titties
like just weird ship, like the weirdest well is crazy and you can see
a little more player. Yeah, so for me, like giving out my
phone number is that's a huge, huge thing. Like for me to give
out my phone number to you, I have to really feel like, Okay,
I plan on you know this motherfucker kind of being around for a while,
nigga. I do only fans with niggas who didn't have my phone.
We communicated through fucking Twitter friends shick, and it was like, okay,
you know, when we need to coordinate and ship, maybe we need to
you know, stage whatever. But prior to that, I just I don't
know, how do you bet them out? Like what is your screening process?
As far as like forgetting my phone number, no niggas that that you
do only fans ship with. Oh well, there are only three people who
I've done only fans with that weren't already in my rotation, like with CAD
member cav keV was a guest on we had him coming on the pie,
I mean kV, Like we actually hung out, like, man, where
is he? He should bring them back another episode? What if he ever
comes back and visits the city speaking Vegas and going to seawoo tang in Vegas?
Thank you? When is that twenty third? All right? And this
is not I'm just saying I heard Vegas. I got hyped. This is
not. Yeah, so yeah, we hung out and kicked it first,
like it wasn't just a wheen we go link and you know that's what it
is. Like it took a minute because constant you know, asking, I
was like I don't really feel comfortable with, you know, new people like
that. But we talked for a minute, like how I would expect somebody
to do, as far as like before we start dating, like we had
conversations and shit over the course of time, and then eventually it was just
kind of like okay, I'm not a you know, you don't strike me
as like creepy and weird, and you know we actually do like do have
like a chemistry as far as like with you know, getting along and our
interest is shit, like it won't be weird because even with doing only fans,
I couldn't do only fans with somebody that I didn't just have an attraction
to, because even though it was work, I didn't want it to look
like work, if that makes sense. I didn't want it to look like
all you like, I want to interview now, So like, how do
how does a woman get ready? When I can't answer that when it's a
nigga that you ain't really feeling like that, but you are ready, see
and that's the thing that that's why I can't answer that. So a lot
of other women get ready, A lot of other women that do only fans
like we can get ready whatever, a lot of women that do only fans.
All you have to have is the money to pay them for a scene,
like they'll post and advertised like hey I'm doing you know such and such,
like you know I need somebody to do whatever, you know, be
deposit ready type ship like they're fine with that because all their Yeah, so
it's just you know, so the dollar is tunnel vision to them so that
they can just make a ship and ship just what No, no, And
that's the point, Like you can see that in the content. And for
me, I actually care about the quality of content that I produce, So
I don't want no dry pussy content just because I was trying to put some
ship out here just to you know, to put some ship out here.
So for me, like the three that I did actually do like I fucked
with them, like I vibe with them, like me being a hospital and
ship, like niggas checking on me like it was you know what I'm saying,
Like it's like we Facebook and Twitter for like you know what I'm saying,
Like we have a connection outside of that, like we're actually cool.
So that's like friend zone, friend bone friends. That's gonna be the name
of episode friend boned, all right, I doe, But yeah, that
that is something that is just even doing what I do. And that's why,
honestly, like why my content has slowed because I haven't been like I'm
not feeling anybody and I've never been into the whole. Oh well, they
do content and I do content. We could just link and do content together.
Like that's not That's not how I operate because I don't want to deal
with somebody and be like, oh, well his dick big enough for the
camera, and you know this this is gonna work out. And I'm like,
I don't like how this nigga looks. I don't really like how we
hold this bottom lip. I don't you know what I'm saying, Like there's
some content content she can she can model some of that BBW lingerie you got,
and I do need to hire. I need to show some true true
BBW ass in these pieces so that people want to because the women on the
on the thing, like you know, they be white gonna so skinny white
woman with nobody, but they have to b b W ones, but they
don't have the butt cheeks to make it look like it's supposed to look.
So it's like you can tell that it's you know, a curvey sized piece,
but it's like they don't got the curves for the peace, So then
rub it on her cheeks so they listen for the picture, get the like
into a fantasy and for the bang of body butter. You're talking to me
about it, but we're putting her in an outfit, so it's okay.
But because you just talked to me about somebody penis no. But I want
you to, I want you to think about it, so you in your
mind, all you here is oh, hit the butt cheeks, fantasy world.
But it's me doing it. So that's what I really hope she makes
you wonder my name is? My name is one? Really stop? I
can read that ship from here and if you're in the comments and I can't
just muster up. I can't just muster up the lust for you know,
just random only fancy because if that, if that was the case, I
will have so much content all over the place. But I stick to who
and what I know and people people write me out of and they don't be
disrespectful about it. They don't be shady or none of that, you know,
they just be like, you know, hey, you know, I
was wondering if you know, we could link up, like do some content
together and whatever whatever. And I respectfully tell them, like, you know,
I don't do content with you know, people, I don't know.
It's just kind of step of them are respectful. Some of them like like
some of them you know, get weird and like they'll keep coming back or
keep asking, or they'll put a little like you know, you think you
know too good to well, you think you too good to you know,
do content with me and blah blah blah. Yeah, I do like want
to hear and that goes but that goes back to that situation I told you
I was in with keV where it was like the dude was there who I
had already told him multiple times that I didn't want to do content when him
it was like, you don't want to be put in those type of situations.
So I actually had agreements with Certain I'm like, okay, when y'all
post you know, y'all advertised content with me or whatever, like you can
do so on like under like paywalls, like if you know you're posting the
only and of course like that's what we're doing it here for. But I
don't want you posting certain ship on Twitter because when they look at him and
like, oh, well, she said she didn't want to deal with no
local niggas here local niggas, she deal with him, So now while she
and now I'm getting harassed and ship because now they understand like oh well,
bitch, you think you too good to fuck with me. And it's like,
I am, but you can't say that. Why you can? You
are six? What man? Three? What I am not? And I
am a fella. I don't have anybody want to talk to me about it?
Then she not fucking with you local niggas. I'm too out in the
streets to give everybody a future. This is jay z pussy. How many
niggas in the game say I got a feature from home, not a lot
because you niggas ain't good. I work with who I want to work with
because that's what I do. But that, but that, that that becomes
acern for female content creators, Like it really gets into a situation where you
have to gotta handle ship like that because we know how fragile nigga's egos are.
And then it's like, Nigga, we are all we in the same
city, Like what do I I move around this motherfucker by myself all the
time and most people can spot me because what what do I usually have my
pink air right, So I'm sitting here mine of my business door dashing and
shit, I don't even realize that a fucking delivery that I'm doing this is
a motherfucker who I haven't told on Twitter that I don't want to suck his
dick, and all of a sudden, I'm you know, I'm going missing
the ship Like it's just it's it's a very delicate situation and how to handle
it because niggas don't like rejection and they are always going to want to know
why him? Why not me? You let that nigga tarry bone? It's
always gonna be one of them situations when that did happen, just stop with
them, like after I see that I'm not the one of them. Oh,
and then it's like you think it's cute to strong arm pussy? Why
do you think that's cute? And I'm for you to talk to me.
I don't want to talk to you, and I've tried to explain that on
several occasions. I'm like cute, I'm like, you don't understand that you
continuing to push this after I've already told you that I'm not interested in that.
That gives very I don't understand no means no vibes. So then it's
like, so then it's like, what if I did you know I had
decided to do a scene with you and I'm like, Okay, no,
don't, You're not. You're making me feel like you're not gonna stop,
and you just go rape a bit your on camera, like so no,
it that that is like the most difficult part of it. And I know
a lot of people have been like, damn, man, she ain't been
putting on no content like that. It's like, yeah, I've had a
lot of shit, you know, going on, like at home and stuff
like with my baby being sick. But like even before then, it was
just I was, like I said, because keV is gone, Kevis in
Vegas, my other you know, like he had been dealing with he hadn't
He hadn't been filming either. So it's like the main people who I had
been dealing with, they weren't really doing anything. And it was like,
I don't want to go out and try to find a new partner. That's
not I don't know, that's just that's never been my angle with doing OnlyFans
if I was open to just recording because I've seen some chicks and they just
if it's a nigga and he's a Milwaukee content creator, they doing content with
him, they don't care and I have, honestly, like I've tried to
plug them, like not even in a shady way, but like when niggas
come to me, I'm like, dude, why don't you go hit up
such and such like she does content with. That's why I was. I
was here. I showed up over here. I'm talking to you. I
never gave me to know other motherfucker this is we have. You gotta do
it sometimes that's what I do. I'm like, dude, she wants to
you, probably should just go meet people. The text that just came up
on my phone I'm doing this pod just upset me. Like not in a
OnlyFans kind of way, but you need to meet people. What's so funny
is I was gonna post today and I was like, you know what,
maybe maybe maybe in twenty twenty four, maybe out date dark skinned niggas.
Just I don't know. I don't leaven niggas alive. I had a dark
skin nigga. He was annoying and you drink bumpy fast. No, not
even that one. That nigga was extra dark. He looked like Jim.
Him growing his hair was so weird because because every every nigga's growing his hair.
I'll be obliged if you cut my side. Absolutely. No facial wait,
no, he got facial hair. Oh my goodness, run away from
that nigga. He got facial hair, and that threw me off last time
I saw him. This niggas with the whole fun like ye had all of
this just you old bumpy face drinking. You being on bumpy face to that,
because that's what he do. He drank gin and want to fight people.
And he man, little niggas aint gonna say how like the size of
this microphoes said, I used to beat them over you. I'm like,
bro, like these niggas is shy? You aggressive as a motherfucker drinking gin
talking about these niggas are gonna say, how bro, don't get off that.
Yeah, we're fighting it. No, we won't anymore. We're not
gonna fight anybody like relying slow it down. Yeah, but I I don't
know, I just I do. I really I really want to get you
know, back to working, back to recording and ship. It's just you
just meet people, go on some dates. Man, mm hmm, get
some hose. Not a lot of holes. I want you to look at
every time y'all have encouraged me to date somebody and with somebody. No,
no, no, no, no, no no. Do we need to
do like a Memi dating thing episode where we're just kind of like to do
I encourage your happiness? A blind date type? Yeah, maybe you should
let us bet the niggas. Okay, So y'all gonna have Q cards of
questions to ask no why, And I don't want to ask your questions.
I need to ask him my question. No y'all y'all know y'all have to
ask like predetermined questions to make sure that they passed the screen. And so
it's like, all right, I'll have Sterita ask this. So y'alln't be
got to be like, you know, are you snip? We're not talking
about no Man's Johnson. I just get but when't we all be here?
Yes, I'm not gonna be here for that, but but we already know
I'm not gonna date a nigga that's not snip. So why even put him
through and be like, oh, yeah, you made it to the final
round just for me to be like, got to go crazy. It's not
and it may seem petty, but dick too much. And I know that
I'm not sucking, So why into a relationship where I'm not gonna be sucking?
Dick? And this nigga probably go on this dick? Sup? What
is the ration now behind a mother deciding to not have their chan religious?
Yeah, maybe some people just like they don't want to see their son crying.
Ship, Maybe they just like I don't want to hurt them. You
just shrank the dating for about like five hundred thousand people. I'm okay with
that. That's cool. You got some leads on that. What about snip
bitch? Do you want to be sniffers and not being able to have kids
or sniffers and you want to make sure now what time you have leads on
missing for skin? Not that I am not. I am not jakes.
He said, you know, can you clean? Can you clean this up
for for the right? All right, go ahead, you're fixed? So
I was when her snipped, I'm thinking of is it dick is a dick
snipped community? Snip snipping meaning fixed of a section of some other people that
might have is going on like like it like there like the Facebook and Facebook
group speaking both snip snip, snip, snip or just snip the name of
this group of snipping clip. He doesn't have to be fixed because, honestly,
I think don't work anyway. I've had my walls painted a lot grita
as had you ever been to super cuts? It's crazy snipping clip, you
know, slash snipping. No, I would like to hear people's rationale behind
just making a decision not to have child circumcised. If I have to do
this to subject, that's no. I'm telling you that it could be a
good person. He could be a track. It's just I can't. It's
just like you mo sh no. You know some lazy niggas that don't clean
their ship though, with some niggas that just don't feel like it's like the
same niggas who use the bathroom and walk around the bathroom or like they just
and like and like even outside of laziness, like I think something like they
never got like that education to really do it. That's like dirty titties because
it's like like I'm like, howittes dirty? Yeah, I don't know,
you tell me, I don't know. I don't know even how that happens
possible. Yeah, because I'm liable to get a cup and pour some water
in there. And shake it like a bag of popcorn. Not right,
the foreskin just get a little measuring cup with a little spout and they just
close that skin and kind of shake it up a little bit. O donasties
filthy mcnas Who was that from? Uh uh that's a raven? Yeah,
filthy McNasty. I thought that was fresh Prince filthy McNasty. I thought Ravens
just said your nasties McNasty was Willith. That's true. Hey, that's a
raven. Was pretty funny, actually it was. It was hilarious. Then
they brought it back like single parent, Yes, that's crazy, single home
alone? Yeah, yeah, that was animals. Yeah, oh yeah,
Merry Christmas, Filthy animals. Speaking of that, I will be watching both
home alones. When I got home, I was I was watching l before.
You know that you sit on the throne of loss. There are so
many welfare movies. I have not seen this one. You need to go
down tell the good nights. I've never I haven't watched step Brothers, Step
Brothers. Yeah, I haven't watched Blades of Glory. I haven't watched me
Bro. Like when I when I actually go down and listen and realize there
are so many of his movies you ain't you ain't watched like the good joints
though, like Blades of Glory fucking hilarious. I haven't seen Blades Glory,
but icket I want to see again, like so like I know, like
I know the quotables from the movies. I just I haven't seen the folks.
Who is the other nick? You gotta see he fucking fun Oh and
Blade Glory. You gotta see the snowball fight. You know. I forgot
to send you the video for one of our topics. And that's okay.
I'm pretty sure most know what's going on. I really feel like that the
ball when not doing funeral crashers and then bringing Will Farrow and you know,
makes a good point, you know what I'm saying why they make all these
horror film Christmas movies? And that was my thought was similar to that while
I was driving home last night and it was basically like track Christmas music like
they had remixed let it Snow My Boys to Men and it was like,
yes, I was like, what the fuck is going on here? I
mean they recently just it was it. I think it was the last year,
the year before last, but they turned fucking Satner into the Avengers.
So I mean he showed up killing motherfuckers in the name of Christmas. Like,
what do you want, bro? That was a silent night ship,
right, Yeah? That motherfucker was out there dressed like dog from uh because
I didn't realize I had seen him on so much suff because I just he
was the dad and stranger things, sleeveless, just out here killing, Say,
sleepless that's how I want my Dick, sleeveless Dick. You know what.
So we're gonna have a double title today. But in sleeveless Dick friend
boned and sleeveless Dick. I thought I was just going to be sniffling clipped.
Wasn't a movie, but no, Marvel has given Jonathan Majors the boot,
unlike Aaron Hall. Like you know, we were supposed to be talking
about him, but I really want one to be here for that with his
lyon non sick ass. That bitch probably see walking around his house right now.
Oh I can't stand bastard, but no, don't. Your leg was
hurt, nigga. I like that you spent like Christmas weekend with your kids
or something like, Bro, you could have just said that like, I'm
trying to be a family man and shit like, you know, like trying
to get my family back. That was extreme as fun was Oh no,
my feel like been deleted. I gotta go to the hospital. I gotta
go to urgent care, not the hospital, urgent care. Like tone is
like, you know, like when the motherfuckers lie to you, and over
time, like the lie just makes less and less sense the more you think
about it. And then you're just sitting here like are you forty five?
And you couldn't think anohing more creative? Man? How about the truth?
My god, you can't handle the two. And I'm damn near offended because
I feel like that was one of the last things y'all knew was going on
a jelly bean, So that was like fresh in the back of his mind,
and that's how he got the idea in the first place. The numbness
in the lit you figured it. He was like, hey, matter to
the hospital, s shein't gonna be too upset that that I'm not here.
And I don't even think it was more for me. I feel like that
was more of a guilt trip for Tommy to get Timmy in here to work
the buddy seemed so low. It turns out, yeah, but got away
with it. Two Jonathan Major's was found guilty on It was two of the
four chargers. Now, based off of everything that I was reading, like
you know, as far as like with the intentional assault and all of that
ship, like they don't feel like he intentionally tried to assault her, like
so the ship in the car, but like after the fact, like with
him like picking her up like off the ground and like you know, like
shoving her in the car, that was considered like you know, with salt
and harassment. Even though we like, did you all see right? Like
I feel like it was just like you drunk, you wold and go home
type ship. So I don't know, and we all know how I feel,
like, you know, like domestic bottoms like shit like that, like
but I feel like in this case, it was really just it was some
he got call those technicality guy shit like it was really like it was it
really a st Like, bro, we saw this motherfucker running were a blox.
I didn't think anything of it because I didn't read the caption first,
but I was like, why is this white woman chasing this man? And
then when I saw it was him. I'm like, bruh, that better
not be the footage from that night. So audio was, you know,
released from it was it was a separate night. I guess she was like
recording me and stuff, and he was basically telling her, you know,
like when you see how Correta Scott King was for MLK, you know how
Michelle was for Obama, Like this is what you already know what I'm trying
to do, Like I'm trying to be great out here, not just for
me, but like for my people and shit, like I'm trying to do
great things and you out here getting drunk, wilder and and shit, you're
not thinking of the bigger picture. I honestly didn't feel anything wrong with the
message he was trying to convey in that particular, you know instance, because
I get it. It's like, look, I got a brand, you
know what I'm saying, And you were connected to me. You being connected
to me meaning you got to watch your shit because whatever you do reflects on
me. Absolutely. So I wasn't. I don't understand why a lot of
people were like upset as far as what he was saying it because I got
it, Like I think I think people get mad at the references he probably
used. But I'm a black man and these are the representations of what black
excellence look like. So if that's what I'm trying to be when we have
in this conference, like, I'm not telling you to go, you know,
spray paint yourself brown. I'm saying that this is the likeness of the
light I'm trying to move in. I'm trying to be a steam black man
and you know, represent and I'm getting all these movie rolls and these movie
checks is rolling there like, hey, don't fuck thats up? Like,
do you know what this marble bag is about to do? Nigga, They
finna create a whole fucking thing. I'm the nigga. And you out here
can't your liquor wild? Now? I don't even drink, bitch, Where
do you get this our hal from? All I do is steroids. Because
if you saw that nigga love Craft Country, and you saw that nigga Creed
three, somebody's on the gas and it ain't an mister the other net Yeah
man, she sucked out. Correct, he's gonna be doing Netflix movies and
to be absolute, absolutely to be continued, but you know there's a part
of me that kind of hope that like it's just a big smoke screen,
Like you know, Mark Marvel got a you know, euro stepping sometimes he
already does bullshit and then once you get that dirt off you, that come
back. Like, but I don't think this is one of them things.
He black, Yeah, he black, like because like Jeremy Renner Hawkeye,
that niggas had some accusations. We already know who robber down. Don't't get
me wrong, that's my name. But you you let him, you let
him be the face of fucking Marvel. What he wasn't beating no white woman
any He didn't hit nobody though, so you know, smoking crack and beating
up bitches different. He wasn't convicted of like beating her ass though it was
it was the after effect like so basically he was just subpoused to leave that
bitch on the ground. And look but him picking her up and putting her
in the car like you haven't earned a car. Get that was considered assault
and harassment. Look, I was like child the way I didn't assault it
and harassed my mother. Get the fuck in the back seat, Marvel.
Marvel Robert waits to say the police that next time I get rest, I
feel like it's coming. I'm turning forty. Who knows hothing about that.
I'm like this the way you just picked me up and threw me in this
case, that is assault and harassment. And then I'm a reference down to
the major's case and see if I win your forehead. No, that wasn't
this is but no. I So the question has been like, do a
lot of people feel like, oh, I say, oh, that's why
I'm used to it. The charge of being plugged into it, that's the
scrinking. Going dark is about thirty six percent. It's gonna get us.
But so the question was, you know, did people you know feel sorry
for him in any way or did they feel like, you know, Marvel
went too far with giving him the boot and just considering the circumstances. And
like I said, they don't based off of the evidence and shit, they
didn't feel like he actually beat her ass in his car and they have the
film of him actually trying to get away from her. I do feel like,
you know, they could have just been like, all right, bro,
look we have conversation. Was he fired before this came out? No?
So they put shit you know, kind of like on pause basically into
the verdict. But when that verdict drop, and I tell you it didn't
even take a full fucking thirty minutes before them Marvel drops Johnathan Major's head in
jail. He faced like you're in jail, all right? Well, uh,
they're pretty confident that he's not gonna get jail because he's like first time
offenders. I don't think. I'm like, I don't think he's going to
jail. Probably possibly, yeah, but I don't. And again, this
is not me, you know, advocating and saying, oh yes, already
put his hands on it. But I don't feel like what they convicted him
of wasn't anything, because I look, if a bitch is attacking in there,
I I fully condone mhm shaking baby, shaking baby syndrome, shake that
bitch lace front off her head. If you got to like put your hands
on the motherfucker, just whoop, just like this, y'all know, I
don't care, Yeah, but I don't. Uh, I feel like,
you know, again, he is a black man, so definitely then he's
and then he's a big black like you know, you putting your hands in
one of our precious white princesses. That's what are you perching his lips like
that? But that is that is not to say that I don't That is
not to say that I don't feel away. It's about mister, because it's
like, now you didn't let this white woman tank your career, and now
all of a sudden, you want a black woman on your arm, on
all your court dates and being colzing and ship and making good just like's not
a pastors or whatever. Mm hmm making good. Yeah good, It's not
good now. A motherfucking movie that was two years away is now potentially four
years away because now we got to find another nigga to put in this goddamn
soup, and then we might not even like it. That's one person that
I don't know. I went spending black on her and telling her that I've
been chasing you all the time, and now you're gonna let me have it.
I feel like we have a good collection of black actors to where we
could find somebody. I can see if we was like the shortage, like
back in the day when it was only like Wesley and Denzel and then the
rest of these niggas was like whom I feel like we got a lot of
niggas now, but it's like it's not like, you know, this nigga
made a you know, a one episode cameo and niggas weren't locked on him
in his role, like hey, this is this you know it, and
it's like he doesn't have the effect like as far as like our niggas didn't
want to recast Chadwick, but it's still like bro like wepet right, But
I feel like because he hadn't fully like we hadn't really gotten to the ships,
like okay, he did low key and then who really saw a man?
I didn't because I was scared because marl I don't like creepy ship,
Like Marvel really been putting out some stinkers if we're being honest, like did
some of the ship they been on. And I was like, all right,
bro, like she howking all like a lot of shit lately, just
been real stinkers. So like you know, Loki was you know, that
was cool, but they kept sticking this nigga and fucking ad Man. We
don't watch ad Man so but he's still getting check. So I feel like
we safely can recast them. So when we get to the good ship,
like when Captain America start coming around, like who the fuck is that man?
But but and that's the crazy thing, because it's like we saw Michael
B. Jordan is kill Manger in one movie, and even in I couldn't
even see anybody else playing that part after he did. Like if obviously you
know Nick died of the spoiler alert, but if he hadn't and some shit
happened, I just because he you know, we're just talking last week.
It's like this carr up. But even in it's just sometimes people in a
row you feel like you can't see nobody else. Can you can't see anybody
doing it, And it's like that's not to say it can't be done,
it's just at that moment you're like, who the fuck can we put in
this to make it work? I feel like and that's not the same way
he was finna do. Wasn't gonna be good. I just he hadn't got
it really got it roll in. That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying
that he can't be replaced. It's just I can't put my finger on anybody
who I can doing it from snowfalls. I ain't get John David Washington to
beat this nigga fall like, go no, I don't want to like he
called, he too called. I've only seen him in fucking uh the comedy
show with Rock Yeah me either. It took me along time. That nickname
is John David Washington. I was just like, but Washington was common,
so we weren't thinking about it, right. Yeah, So I guess we
will see because you know, speaking of horrible movies, I'm still gonna see
Aquaman because we know Aquaman gets me. Aqua man. I read a tweet
and said that they are canceling the d C just getting rid of it completely.
I don't think they're getting rid of it completely. I think I think
what it is is like it goes from like the d C EU to just
the DC because James Gunn, who is now going to be in charge of
it, is making all these characters switches and ship like this. Aquaman,
like Jason Mamon not coming back after this why because we're getting new characters because
he wants he wants to go in like a younger direction, so I wanted
all the actors to begether. Jason Momo is just in fucking the fast and
the furious. He Gucci and he was the best villain that they've had in
this ten fucking movies, the villain ten fucking movies, and he's the best
bad guy they've had movies. Jesse is funny, He's funny. Watch well,
I know it's on Peka. I haven't watched it because like I'm so
far behind. It don't even matter. It doesn't even matter, just like
you just watched the movie. They'll they'll catch you up on all this ship
because when you right but people back that was was going to see his character
and we played this shear ain't got nothing to do with like the last five.
He connected on some ship from like the first two but him. But
then didn't they bring people back that was gone and all the kind of ship.
I don't know what happened in between that. Yeah, but I thought
brother was dead like that the only guy that brought back. So that's that
they brought back because Tokyo Drift at one point in time was considered non it
was the movie that didn't mamm then when they so basically it was like the
previous Hulks before the m c U. Right, So, but then when
they decided to bring hon back, but he don't even have When they all
tied that ship together, then that's when Jason. That's when Jason State came
in as the back. But that was once we started getting rocks. That's
but that's how Han died, I thought, because Jason Saleum came in and
Han had flipped over in the car and came back. Okay, but how
did come back? That's the thing because when, like, which movie did
he come back? I think it was the one right after, wasn't it?
Hank came back? And I want to say eight, So I need
to start from eighty. I'm telling you, like, you could just watch
the movie. They'll fill you in on all this ship as you watch the
one. It's ten. It's ten movies of nothing. Trust me. I
didn't start watching this ship until the Rock came in because I was Rock didn't
come in until like fast five because whichever moem went, they was in Dubay
or whatever. I was watching that in the hotel not too long ago.
That was like damn that that was fucking October. But yeah, that one
was on. You could really start it, like if you wanted to go
back, honestly, you can really start at five and just go forward,
like because the ship really don't get good until the rock come in sometime,
because I mean the first fast and they brought a little good like ty Reeves
was in the same bigad ship don't get good until rock coming. So you
actually watched the rock. Okay, make sense. Then they brought Johnson all
type ship. Wait he was in it was in the last time. He
replaced the rock. What the fun is in the rock and the Rock?
And uh he got a spin off with Jason State and Hobbs and Shot.
So I see, I didn't know that the Rock wasn't in him no more.
And I didn't know that John Cena wasn't him, So yeah, damn
again. But again if you just thirty five and go forward, because the
last ones that I remember, like, okay, so what was the one
that brumm and rains them was in Hobbs and Show. That was some shock.
M m hmmm. It's a moment, h I feel like I need
to go there. Yes, I bet it's some big, big man,
it's some big fun. I'd be like I'm coming back home. I'm like
I'm I can't wait to go home and come back to my go back to
my family. My swing go back and forth, so I'm happy either way.
Paul went to he wasn't one of the list and never came back.
Yeah, there had siblists. Damn. He was rich. He left his
family. He went down there and paint. Whoist Paul? He's an artist?
He left us bro the only person went down there. Damn. Where
the she go on islands? South Pacific Islands? Because I know sybilists was
a I know sibilis is like a big thing. The only person I've ever
known of, the only person I've ever known of to have syphilists was fucking
Scott Jopplin. And I only learned about Sybilists and Scott Jopplin because it was
in music class and we had to watch you know, this little movie and
and he was sick. Yeah, and then he was sitting there playing the
piano a nigga finger. The shi started locking up because that was the little
ice cream tracks that's got Jopplin. He had the clap. Mm hmmm does
he like to make a clap? The ice cream jingle came from a nigga
with siblist eric clap. The women were brown and thick. You have the
phone, sir, Why are you not Google make me swear. So two
things that I wanted to talk about this week, We're not gonna we'll hold
that until Tone get here because Tone is a perverse and we got to make
sure he's here for those times perverse. Uncle Ben's is a perva. But
has anybody seen, like, has anybody seen the stuff that is sirculating about
some bows? What's so funny is with the clip that I'm about to show,
I don't even know her hud the name, cause oh I wanted to
get some Tian treats. He got some treats. Trying to see something.
You take advantage of the treats, smiling fingers and you know what fuck up
that simblings. We attacking Nigga's hands like that because like I said's first gotch
up and ship. Then this nig trying to paint it's real up just like
you were a hooper or something like you just like then your fingers just be
like imagine your finger jump shot. But I know this is so random,
but speaking of jump shot, it was y'all know how they be having like
you know, fans comeing from the crowd and like do like the jumps out
like half for or whatever nigga toursuing Achilles or something and that George. It
wasn't the fact that, like because I felt bad that that happened to him,
but it was the reaction of the guy on the microphone, you know,
what to do, because he was like, you know, we go
to have you know, you didn't get a half court. We go you
shooting through And then when you realized he was he was like, well,
okay, he's not coming back to shoot, you know, thank you for
like, bro, you just I'm like, I hope we all get a
nigga five hundred dollars at last covers medical. It was like, I'm going
off scripts. Speaking of basketball, he was down there with Peter Griffin.
He was like, Charles Kashan, Baby, that's not my favorite. Is
what the hell say? Ship like that? Because that's hilarious. Why all
right, I'm bad it was basketball was basketball related? But yeah, that
that that that really really really through me the fuck off. But no,
I don't even know about about Simone Biles husband's name without like if I'm not
like looking at the article. So what he said was real funny to me.
So I'm about to play this clip real quick, you got it?
Did you pull Simon bids? Really? How she pulled me? Man,
that's the question. Lord. Simone Biles's husband, Jonathan Owens, says he's
the catch in their relationship and admits when they first started dating, he had
never heard of the four time Olympic gold medalist. It's something you don't want
to miss. The newly buds who tied the knot back in April recently sat
down for a chat on the Pivot podcast and reflected on how they first met
after Simone popped up on a dating app back in twenty twenty. Let me
see what is it, Jim Nastis. I ain't never you know, I
never really paid attention to Nasis, so it peaked my curiosity. You know.
While it seems unlikely or even impossible that the Green Bay Packer safety had
never heard of Simone, he tried his best to explain how the Olympic hero
managed to fly under his radar. Well, she won Olympics. I was
in college and we didn't have NBC, we didn't have Olympic channels, and
we're in camp. We're in camp late late July, early August, so
I'm not paying attention to you know, so I never would have had a
moment to where I would have watched like and the pro football player shared how
he felt after she first messaged him. I didn't know who she was at
the time, but like the first thing that I saw was that she just
had a bunch of followers. So in my mind, I'm like, Okay,
she gotta be good. Once they connected, Jonathan says things took off
fast, Simone driving forty five minutes to visit him in Houston, and the
rest is history. I guess sharing it is just a part of my story.
So you was really the catch. And I always say the men a
catch, Maan, I always say me to catch man. Yeah, so
she really booked you. She did though, it is what you said,
because I was fighting it. I was afraid to commit. But you know,
like I said, man, it happened. Will you Lisa Spegny.
It wasn't until they started stepping out together that Jonathan realized just how famous and
beloved his leading lady is. It was all these moms and you know that
they're with their kids, and we walked past and everybody stopped and just kids
are like shaking, and it was like, oh my god, I'm like
to me, I'm just Simone, So I'm like, how did these people
even know who I am? But it's also cool that they recognize the talent
that teams a brop. Jonathan popped the question on Valentine's Day twenty twenty two,
and the couple said, I do in April in a private city hall
ceremony in Texas, so I can can make me blood. They later tied
the knot for a second time in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in May,
in front of one hundred and forty four guests, including their wedding party
of eight bridesmaids and seven groomsmen, and in the months since, Simone has
frequently been spotted giving her man a supportive kiss before his games. Oh love
it, let's do that. After the podcast Live, Jonathan faced some backlash
over his the catch comment, So you was really the catch in I always
say the man a catchman. I always say to the catchman. Yeah,
so she really booked you. She did other but he's seemingly sticking by it,
subtly addressing the criticism with an ig post, unbothered. Just know we
locked in over here and Simone she slid into the comments to show her support,
writing simply for life. So this nigga was lucky to have made the
damn roster of the Packers. He's like, he's the only reason he's playing
is because people are injured right now. So he did make it to the
NFL, So applaud to that, But how are you to catch it?
And she's a multi medal winner in the Olympics. She saw what she wanted
and she went and got. She did day he was the celebrities on here
technically, but apparently it's like so the like cause that was entertainment tonight edited
that, but the one that I saw, like from like the actual podcast
clip he was explaining and saying, how you know it was like it's basically
like you gotta really vet yourself on the app, so you know, I'm
assuming, yeah, but you can't fucking convince me that you didn't know who
Simone Bolence was. And I don't give a fuck what kind of TV you
did that, especially you and college nigga. You were glued to your phone
like you had social media. People who don't even fucking follow sports, whether
they don't follow gymnastics, if they don't follow track, if they don't follow
swimming. We'll be sharing the fuck out of black people accomplishments just because they
are black and they're getting that ship. Guess what I have, NBC.
I don't have a lot of ship. I don't watch TV, but I
still know what the going on in most I know who find who not.
I know who got gold medals? Who don't I know? Maybe he didn't
I watched I didn't know who this nigga was because I watched football. He's
the nigga that you wouldn't know I watch. I watched football. I don't
know this man. Not only do I watch football, I'll play the fucking
video games. But this is the thing. Who do you know the special
teams players nigga on the football team. He is not a fucking I'm pretty
good. He is not an esteemed athlete. He don't got no trophies,
he don't got no rings, he don't got none of that ship. She
has how many fucking gold medals? She represents the entire fucking country where she
go flip and tumble, And you're gonna tell me that you I feel like
this nigga was trying. You know how we always said, like how niggas
try to humble us. I feel like that was one of them things where
he was really trying to downplay her ship so that he can see more.
I don't think he was trying to down Maybe he like again, he just
said he was in college. She is in the fucking Olympics. We are
talking to two different spectrums of life right now. You might not make it
to where you going, and I'm in the Olympics, not if we weren't
in the age of social media that we're in thus right now, because we
know that I don't listen to new music. I don't, but there are
a lot of fucking musicians and rappers and ship that I have been exposed to
because of the fact of social fucking media. Social media. There's no way
that you have not run across some bios on social let alone. Doesn't unless
he doesn't have social media, let alone. And this got social media because
they there's a lot of in the world who actually watching the Olympics the year
that uh was the other girl everyone and some biles. I mean she was
she was like runner up or some ship after at that Olympic. So she
was there and he was like giving props to Gabby, so he knows about
the team. He might not know her, but you're gonna tell me that
I'm on a dating app and I met as shorty, she cool and already
I'm hollering, and I don't even talk to my guys about her, like
and they don't say nigga, that's some own biles archers or anything like you
know, why why she so bothered? Why she got so mad? Like
I'm the catch? But whenever we was out there, like Michael Jackson and
ship not over instead man like bro, Bro, I didn't even know you
were on our team, and I live in Wisconsant. But in this instance,
he was the catch. He in this instance as far as literal idea
of getting on a dating app and getting caught, yes, the catch that
we all talk about that y'all know you're pot now because you know I'm the
cat. I'm talking about what the fuck we just watched? I know,
But I don't know what the argument is. Are we arguing that he is
not a catch because in this instance he was, or we are not in
the fact that knowing who she was. Proverbio, catch is a person of
status and stature and economic status and popularity and that's not what I'm talking about.
That's that's the cat you're pot. I'm not pott. I'm reference to
what we just watched, but that's definition of cats. He's using the definition
of cat. So for four contexts for those that are like listening, like
you know, when we dropped the episode, if you have not yet seen
the video by the time the episode drops. So he was on this dating
app. He saw her, He's swiped whatever little direction you swipe, and
saw that they were a match. So she hit him up, you know,
like hey whatever, he went off, he had to go do some
stuff and you know, basically like you know, she had hit him up
again. Like they ended up talking after that, but she did like she
reached out first after the little mutual match thing happened. So that's the catch
you're talking about. I'm talking about what I watched him the finish, right,
Yeah, that's what I'm basically sip. He wasn't really checking her that
much then then she shot her. He was like, okay, cool,
I'm with it. I don't think that's what the majority of people are talking
about, but that's what you saw. I don't know what most majority of
the people be watching the Internet and then talking about some ship that we weren't
talking about. That's the internet, because even even the video that you were
referencing, he said, well, I always say that me and are the
catch. I'm pretty sure he's not talking about only on dating apps. Think
I'm just I wasn't. I wasn't talking about that far about I don't know
what you're talking about. So again, what are we angry at? Are
we mad? Punny? Are we I'm talking about the video? Oh not
that If that ain't some man ship, I'm talking about video. I know
I want to date app and some my own biles on that. Bitch.
I'm a cat, motherfucking man, she's a catch. I'm gonna catch your
ass. Well, I always say that the man is to catch you want.
But you're walking and these motherfuckers is damn near fainting for your lady.
And they're like, hey, mood, this random nigga out you mind you
he's probably signed for the league. Now, why all you do? We
know how y'all like the animals, so you probably turned on by this cast
beat it. Bitch got a whole farm on animals and ships. Mm hmm.
I'm mad as you put the picture of Gary Cohen. Bro, You're
going, dad, why do you want to do that? You want you
want to pick black icons and how your racism? That's crazy? Why you
put your pale pasty face into your icon because they're ashamed of it? The
monkeys them genetic mutations, probably showing white people ain't even real parents being siblings.
I think you're assuming this might be uncle white people not even real not
And you started the lab, start reading, you start reading for you You're
like, yoah, where the did y'all really come from? Real? Did
they make y'all? Like, just explain it, man, nobody can.
White people are mythical creatures. How do we get here? They are a
figment of our imagine that. So, how do y'all feel about the Mandela
effect? What are you all thoughts about that ship? Real? Is hell?
Like real ship real in the context that the ship that they say never
really existed, and a like because I watched it like se me and we'd
be going down because I got I gotta I got a video to play.
Yeah, I know, I like well, like when I saw the caption
in the group, like I already knew a video was because but like some
of that ship makes sense though. All right, so we're fin We're finna
play this, uh this video about a theory that somebody has about the Mandela
effect, and then y'all tell me how y'all feel about it. And the
Mondela effect is used to see how much of history can be altered in front
of our eyes. Here's a prime example of one of that. There's this
woman on TikTok who was going crazy because she swore the Fruit of the Loom
had a corner copia logo and to the point that even Fruit of the Loom
themselves put a timeline of all their logos and I never had a cornucopia.
And this woman went hard. Therapist told her, yo, you need to
chill out. You need to just drop this. So she went through all
of her old clothing and blow and behold she found a shirt with the Fruit
of the Loom with the Cornucopia logo on it. That shows me, like,
yo' I think the Mondela effect is an operation is running around right now
to see how much of history can be altered right in front of our eyes
without us noticing. And then they gassed like the public and be like,
nope, this never happened. Damn. I didn't think about it like that.
Yeah, bro, people were thinking about it very little, like,
oh, it's the Berenstein Bears, the Berenstein Bears, oor Jiffy or Jeff's
Peanut Butter. No, it's much larger than that. Guys. They're using
this to see, Oh, if we can get people to forget certain primary
things about their childhood, what can we do with history. I call bullshit
Big London bullshit. I call bullshit only on We just saw right there because
the tag was taglessless new, tagless is new. Tagless. Tagless shirts are
appairly within the last like two three years, maybe four tagless shirts. But
they sure would have had a corner. That would have been an old shirt
that she would pull out that had a corner cope on it. If she
pulled out an old shirt that had a tag on it that had a corner.
I thought back when Michael Jordan used to endorse Through to the Loom,
they had came out with tagless. That was they was the first one that
was one of the first ones that did that. Because but that was back
when was still you're right, you're right, you're right. But that was
like thirty years, but like, I don't know how he was retired when
they did the Tackless because he had he retire. I don't know. But
he had the damn Hitler mustache, that's true, he got he got a
Hitler mustangs and joundice. Yeah, but to a degree. I don't know
if they're gonna try to change fucking his with it. But like, just
you ever see them memes of ship where it's like, this is how we've
always seen it and be like, but this is what it is type ship.
You're like, nah, Like I think having he's having a debate about
the fucking monopoly man and if the nigga had or didn't have a monocle.
He had a monocle, dude, absolutely, that's how to fuck Did everybody
in the world believe that he had a monicle? And no, you didn't
know nigga whatever, I mean, I don't remember he did. And you
want to know, you want to know how, you want you want you
want to know how? I remember it was because back when a spenteur,
when nature calls, he had knocked out that little ball guy with the monocle
and he turned them. He was like, and you must be the Monopoly
guy and he punched him and then he was like shaking him the ship you
not mass go, do not collect because that nigga had a monocle. Mm
hm. That was funny. But I don't know if that proves your point,
because that was the whole point of him doing that, because when that
movie came out at that time, he told him that he was the Monopoly
guy because he had the little monocle w and sh in his eye and the
little mustache and everything. That that's why they did that, to make him
look like the Monopoly guy with the fucking monica. And that's that's like the
stereotypical image of a person from that period. M h. A rich person
with tuxed hotails and a monicle. And but like when people ask you questions
from your childhood and some of that ship get triggy. Somebody asked me the
Richard Simmons were headband one day, and I was like Diddy. Sometimes I
think like I'm like, no, I don't I think he did? Wait
who they haven't happen Richard Simmons work out Nigga think I don't think he did.
That's funny, that's a any questions oh God, because it was so
why did Richard Simmons wear head band? I was like, I'm what,
Like, where did I come from? Richard Simmons Mandela? You said he
didn't have one. I thought he had a head in what I'm saying,
we never wear band. But like the question was so fucking out of got
pictures in with one another. That's not right. Like the question was so
out of pocket, like it came out of nowhere. It was like,
why were you thinking of Richard Simmons in this moment of time to ask me,
Hey, Simms wear head man? That's funny. So why is it
called the Mandela face? Why is Mandela? Why is it called the man?
I don't know why. I don't know where how he got his name.
I think he has a part to play in the fact. Was Nelson
Mandela really in jail or was he not? Or was he dead? That's
what I think. It was dubbed a Mandela effect by paranormal researcher Fiona Broom,
who reported having vivid and detailed memories of news covers of South African Anti
Park died leader Nelson Mandela dying in prison in the eighties, despite Mandela actually
dying in twenty thirteen, decades after his release and after so I didn't fuck
it. Okay, that makes sense that the irony of that is black people
never thought that he died. We know he was still alive and he came
out and became president. Like what the fuck? Like that's the fact.
That's one of the things. Motherfucker. I actually like. The irony of
them doing that with a black person is crazy because you know how the whole
uh Kirk race theory and all that shit is coming to be an issue where
they're trying to erase Black history the best they possibly can by changing shit they're
doing that they are successful, it's going to happen. But which part line
is I heard I see her say he definitely did, But I don't know
what she was responding to. All she talked about versus Rich Simmons didn't have
no head band. He just had some floppy, curly bro curly bro maybe
war headband in one of the movies on his cameos. I don't know.
I think that was the that was the thing to do in the eighties when
they were leg warmers and ship and everybody was doing it. But he wasn't
talk about Bross. Them trees is you don't talk about Bob the trees.
Them trees is where you hit bodies. Don't just don't disrespect because who the
fuck just paying trees in the sunset? You see they got Owen Owen Wilson
playing. If it's not bib Bross, it's a Vibross inspired character. But
yes, uh oh he could be sued if he if he's doing by Ross,
that that that other that that family of people were behind Bob Ross ship
is. I would like to see somebody turn one of the last thing google
on here from Old Wilson's Old Wilson Dead be dead. Yeah, because I
saw a coop and I'm like cold dog and painted it's called paint in thirty
minutes and don't have no pain on him. Yeah, I have paint all
over my myself because you're not I'm not bros. You're not that guy.
Dog is COVID. So here's here is the the cover for it. Oh
yeah, I'm on that definitely why gotta be a serial killer? Yes,
okay, so he's it was too cold? You know. I just want
to tell you right here, did you see the documentary and didn't I wanted
to watch it, watch it. It's it's it's it's actually heartbreaking. They
just didn't very he was so nice that he got thinking about he got complete
w Is that a mirror for you? Tell me what's that you're saying that
he was so nice that he's being taken advantage of? Is that a mirror
for yourself? Damn? He trying to you know, I don't want you
to be that guy. Reflection Damn he got because he was dying from cancer?
Was like, how was that the appropriate sound? Like? Right?
Post that clarity post pink clarity, clarity never happened, that you shouldn't be
there. Pretty much, you realize that after you've done, like this is
bad. I've been in the clouds for a couple of sessions and then all
of a sudden, like like the fifth session, like why am I?
Yeah? Yeah, I'm here? I mean the worst. That first one
was great, the second one was good, The third was I that was
down, like I was going to marry her. I'm like, what's the
escape patch? Did you? Did you watch Michael Jackson's documentary? Now this
was a lie. It definitely wasn't spelled staying like that, Not that I
believe it wasn't spelled like that because I remember I used to have a problem
pronouncing it because I didn't know how it was. Say, it definitely wasn't
bear stained bespelled. They made yo all the bullets, Yeah, didn't they
get into Yeah. But see and this is one of this is one of
them Mandela things saying the lovable cartoon bear family actually spelled their last name with
the A the baron. Know they didn't. They didn't because and that was
the thing, because we was like yeah and then when you know, after
you know, reading class and ship like then. But yeah, I had
some mean it was definitely not with no fucking a. See that's the bullshit.
I don't care George having the tail, whether here's George had a tail.
I never watched this, so I didn't know it said whether it was
sex in the City or Sex and the City, Sex and the City,
that's what it should be called. Was it to ease or just one?
I don't know who's that for, believe at the end or in the middle,
in the middle. And then Michael Jackins documentary was pretty decent, Joe
Jackson the whole, but this is this is wild. But Mike is a
color nigga for the way he been doing business. See dis a bullish See
the monopoly man in his monocle they're trying to make he had a monocle bro
when they was talking about how Mike for now, I don't know if that
nigga had lasik or what, but that nigga had not that he had la
You're not gonaa that nigga to have a monica m So did you look at
him being dead? No, I'm looking at them the examples and now you're
gonna tell me next that she haven't bon it on all this time? Don't
don't do it? Yeah? No, she had a head Granda this whole.
I don't know what that is like? Is that what it says?
I don't want to play a game. I've never seen the song movies because
I don't do it. Was always you want to play a game? I
don't. I don't my kids do. Why you don't like I don't like
jump scares? I saw it's definitely not jump scared, and I don't like
just watching. Yeah see in City is and all that ship that's jump scared.
I don't do that. Give me some did you ever he did have
he would eat and would time uh scoopy h watch Black Raisin raising brain crunch.
It's not raising this, that's the old ship you raising, bro,
I don't know. That's timing. I eat raising brand crunch, still in
the family. Yeah, that's what you're sticking on. Raisins Raisin. That's
what I'm that's the terrorist part, right, Raisins is trash. And then
you're throwing the on top of ra So they say he didn't I don't know.
I'm sorry. It was stars and I know you got stars because I
see your fucking profile on there. Yes, because your profile is on there.
I know. But I just said I saw your profile on there,
your profile. You got to make your own profile. I don't. I
don't. I usually just watch it under pitch ass nigga. That's the name
of the profile. As as Mike, I'm thinking he did explain it.
I'm sorry, that's not what he is what he said unless we just and
and even if he didn't say that, that ain't no Mandela affects you.
That's just the nigga had accident. We ain't understand it because everybody used to
everybody used to walk around saying it. They got a chocolate donut flavor.
That ship is heaven. It takes like a fucking donut. The girls tried
to chure on one. I didn't try. It's yes, but they're still
disgusting. I don't care how you dressed up a wafer did have a hyphen
that, I don't care. You know what, I don't even think a
lot of this. I think you just be as time goes and brands update,
they just changed shit. No, but that's the thing. The brands
are helping with the gas like like you never did that exactly, but that
that's what the guy was talking about in that video and the lady and she
was like, I feel like these companies is helping gas like like they were
trying to see what all they can fucking make us forget, so they ind
on this ship. That's what the lady and the guy in the video is
basically saying, like, we know that this ship was here, and you
motherfucker's like, no, I never had that. Y'all make O Jay disappear.
See the people from black history we need to get rid of they what
do you mean Jiffy penut butroter doesn't exist. It's called Jeff. I thought
they shortened it to Jeff's right, that's all I'm gonna say. That's what
I'm saying. It was there. Now, why we can't do this with
O Jim? They changing Skippy? Can we change o Ja? I'm like,
all right, maybe they went from Jeffy to jeff because you know we
had Jiffy corn Britton ship. It always did say may, It did say
may what objects and maybe always may. It never said just are, It
was may. I remember looking at my mother's uh mirror, see but you
thought it was all bullshit. It's all bullshit. This this is some bullshit.
They have a cornuquopia. But m hm no, I'm have to go
home and find an old shirt. And my mama is a hoarder, so
I'm pretty sure I can find. She probably got the fucking jogging suits and
she's still that she has to wear the fucking shirt under. I always knew
its captain c m hmm, captain. Now it was never captain. That's
the lion camp. It's the lion can it don't happen this had a monocle.
The planters, peanut dude, not Fundians. Never ever thought that is
the planners, that guy black. I never thought that either black, you
gotta be a black guy, you got too much waggy white guy players pem
got. So they're making this ship out look at this. Yeah, yeah,
some ship is naw. But some ship is like nah, nigga,
y'all's bullshit. Some ship not everything. Yeah, we're not saying that every
single thing is valid, but a lot of the ship that they were trying
to make us feel like we're fucking crazy for, Like, no, I'm
not fucking buying it. I'm not buying it Monopoly. Did they morph in
the has Bro? Yeah, that's what I'm saying, cause I'm like by
you know, at one point in time, has Bro on the Right to
death Bro. I did not That ship was wild, dude. They said
Ed McMahon did not do the publishers clean. That's the nigga that was giving
away houses and the checks. That's the only thing that was vistment man,
Me and Tomy just talk about. In ninety eight, Milton Bradley merged with
Parker Brothers to form Hasbro Cams. Okay, because I'm like Milton Bradley made
a lot of ship. Bradley made karate fighters head pop up. Yeah,
used to put the stick in their back hit the rock of soccer. Okay,
who made stove stop supping? What was the original brand of stove top?
Soff it's not uh, it's not bad, is it? Bitter crier
crap? Absolutely not iss stove stuff. Yes, it was. Now,
when I go to work, I'm gonna see if it's crying. I don't
know it was. It was fuck this, fuck this up. I'm not
I'm upset. I got everything else. That's wild. Yeah, playing with
the savory earths. What's nasty at men claiming to be women inserting frozen tomato,
pasting themselves to mimic a period? All right? I hope that is
a topic. And that's just something you blurre now because I don't want to
talk about that. Oh yeah, that was just a blur though. That's
absolutely no one. So the last thing we're gon talk about before we get
out of here. There is a post. And you know, it's funny
because we're always hearing how you know, women clown men for expressing themselves don't
reliver, and it's like, I don't think niggas really understand how much they
do that to other men and make it seem like it's not a safe space.
But then they just blame it on us. But a guy posted and
he tagged a little baby. Did you see that? Yeah, so he
said. I saw my partner potner tell a little baby happy birthday three full
times post him in the stories, told that boy, proud of him,
keep going up, play his music all day. This nigga been my dog
for ten years. Ain't posting me at all. That shit fucked me up,
But it's cool when the ops get on your ass. Don't call me
call a little baby. Now, I am not particularly mad at the sentiment
because it's funny for him to be, like, don't call me, don't
call a little baby. That is funny. I'm not laughing at his display
of emotion. I'm just laughing at the pettiness that he threw in at the
end, because that's funny to me. But I'm not laughing at the fact
that maybe his feelings seemed like they legitimately hurt, Like, Bro, I
have been your nigg I have probably like dropped bodies with you, because I
mean, it seemed like they got some history. It seemed like, you
know, he seemed like the nigga that get on venis for him. To
be like when the ops get on your ass, don't cat. He sounds
like he might be the shooter. So that is fucking like, bro,
you are going above and beyond, Like, Bro, you told this nigga
happy birthday three full times, giving them work, giving them words of encouragement
and ship like nigga. But it was the comments for me. But it
was the comments how people were making it seem like, you know, he
was, yeah, have you been my friend for ten years? I can't
ten years? How I feel? Yeah, you know? And I felt
like that was out of order, Like you know, bro, he was
his first. That's how he fucking felt. And it's like even if he
was like you know, joking obviously, like you know, if he said
at the end like broke call little baby his feelings being legitimately hurt, I
feel like that's ballid. I feel like that'svaalid, especially because like if you
don't like birthdays are like a big day, you know for me, but
people want the comments like oh man, that's that's that's too emotional, Like
if you want to fuck your homeboy, if his homeboy want a fuck little
baby nigga, but you just saying like like this nigga is going above and
beyond to acknowledge the man that he doesn't even know absolutely, and he won't
even acknowledge his partner for ten years, for ten years, who I'm telling
He seemed like he didn't. He seemed like he'd probably did some dirt for
them, Like he didn't drop some niggas for him, like them niggas from
the hood, like when they beat your ass outside the motherfucking corner store and
I went and laid niggas out like Sweetpea and baby Boy, like I feel
like he did some ship and his feelings is hurt. There's nothing wrong.
There is nothing wrong. Man, if you feel like your homeboy is disregarding
your friendship, there is nothing wrong with expressing that what the Internet says,
although me personally there's ways to do it. I won't say he is wrong,
but like really just said, there are other ways to address all of
this. That shit was funny, though I'm not saying that is not funny.
And again, I'm not laughing his emotion. No, I'm not laughing
at his and That's what I wanted to stress. I'm not laughing at his
emotions or the fact that he hasn't laughing at the situation. It's not even
a situation, because I understand how we feel the fact that in a situation
you're not laughing at his merger. What are you laughing at? I just
told you the end, the pettiness at the end where he said the ops
get on your ass, don't call me call a little baby because that's funny.
Maybe he's serious, still petty enough to be found funny some of them,
some of all of the message before that, Like, I don't feel
like it was petty for him to feel that way. Some of your emotions
you should keep off the internet. Not saying don't have them, just don't
share them with everybody. Go share them with the people who should care about
them, because us on the internet in the comments section gonna show you how
much of a fuck we don't give. And I think at first, nobody
keep their emotions offline because you when you put certain things on the internet,
you have to understand what the comments section you're gonna do to you. So
again, if this was just him and his partner, you should have just
kept it between him in his pott Would you have felt the way in that
situation. I'm not saying you had to put it out. Yes, I
wanted friends for ten years and I don't get a birthday shout out. I
don't get a ship, but a nigga that you don't know you have a
whole cocky in mouth. Mm hmmm. How would you feel? Very nasty
word? What am I feeling? And I'm petty? I keep apparently you're
trying to feel some coushie because you're down to your phone not paying attention.
I was looking for something else he's looking for. That's what I say.
You're looking for him miss be Nasty videos and she curl her feet up in
the pic. The fact that he didn't know about those until I told him
about him was hilarious. He's like, ooh, I think I like this.
I think I was intrigued. I never noticed it. It was just
it was your reaction once you discovered it, because you really didn't know it
was the thing. Right. I'm sorry? What did that mean? I'm
sorry, I'm being producer and that not co host? No up? Okay,
did you hear the part about the birthday ship? Yeah? Okay.
How would you feel in that situation? Like it's not saying you gotta go
and you know, spend your heart online or anything. But would you feel
away in that situation, like you see your boy going above and beyond to
like do all of these ship for this random ass nigga birthday and ship,
but he don't even acknowledge yours. I've seen it happen actually, and I'm
like the fun damn we kind of fun y'all on, Like that's that's what
what lever you're gonna do. My closest guys, we will wish each other
birthday. We'll put a post up and joke and laughing and and do stuff
like that if they if they went out and did something to somebody for somebody
else and didn't acknowledge mine. Yeah, I'll probably say something that everybody who
like everybody who don't wish me every birthday on my birthday, I just I
remember, so when your birthday coming around, don't I don't know, especially
for the new that we own funck with, like why you should this whole
ass nigga birthday and I don't And I don't know what. I don't get
birthday of alerts on like my main page, so like if it's not like
coming up, like if you're not like in my immediate I probably don't know
your birthday, and I don't get birthday alerts where it pops up like on
my main page, like they come so late, but on my other page,
like stuff will come up, but everybody that's on my main page,
they're not on my other page. So I missed a lot of birthdays.
And then I feel that because by the time I see it, and shit,
you know how Facebook get is five days later, and then it's been
like almost two weeks later for me, and then you see the ship and
then it all to be like happy thirty thirty to me or I'm over to
here forty. I'm like, bro, this said this ship was last week
Tuesday. Right. If I just see a bunch of niggas wish and you
have a birthday, I'm like, right, I didn't even get a chance
to go back and look at my stuff from my birthday. And I have
people messaging me like, because you're too busy showing messages like we had two
hundred, y'all means out birthday much. You was doing too much. Not
at all. Y'all just weren't used to seeing that. That's all it was.
We don't like before don't be like that. Bring it back to let
y'all know I'm still here. We don't care, but clearly y'all did.
I'm not stopping her from showing her. Continue to show you y. I
mean if women all over the world, if you want to show your Y
mean no, the women can show that. Y'all just know them. Y'all
means definitely in group chats. Her guy means is definitely group chats. Because
you know it was Oh the fact that I got inboxes from niggas who just
don't holler at me at all. What's up, old girl? Like,
damn, we don't even talk on social media, like you even have my
number box and box me, I ain't never gave you my number. Well,
we are going to go ahead and get out of here. I want
to think those that did tune in and comments. I also want to like
before I head out, this don't even need a full discussion. I just
want to say something quick. So I saw a thing that said that jobs
I guess are considering like getting rid of like degree requirements, and I'm all
for that for the reason that y'all have niggas go through all of these fucking
years of school acquiring all of this fucking that just to tell them when they
fucking get out of school, hey, we can't hire you because you don't
have the experience because you was using your time to be in school instead of
working and getting fucking experience. And you motherfuckers are not trying to pay people
for having those degrees in the first place. The job asked that I see
in the starting pay and the cat pay that y'all have for people that you
want to have a fucking bachelor's and hired. It is fucking ridiculous, And
honestly, I feel like candidates will slap you at the end of the interview,
like I would accept an interview just to slap whoever in HR and then
walk the fuck out, because what the fuck do you mean? This is
the pay? And you do you know my fucking student loans? Nigga?
Do you know the debt that I have? Do you know that my ship
wasn't fucking wiped out when Biden said it would be because fucking Republicans voted down.
And you want to sit here and tell me that this is the fucking
starting pay and this is I will burn this fucking company down to the ground.
You Okay, you said this wasn't gonna be a thing. It's turned
into a thing. You know. I said it'm gonna be a discussion.
I would step in inside said I'm gonna be a rent because I have earned
several degrees. I want one hundred percent agree with your ass because I have
never shown nobody in all these i've been working a degree, I've never shown
them shit. I've actually had to actually, I've actually had to prove that
I've graduated from high school before I had to show them by anything from college.
Yeah, man, you know bachelors. You know, what did you
finish twelfth grade? Like, nig That's how I got there? Master masters,
what did you finish? High school? So I agree, I agree,
And that's fucked up because what happened is the damn passing phase of like
what's hot and what's not? That phase where you've got to get to you
got to go to school. Your family, because they were not in college
graduates or not in college, pushed you to go to college because they thought
that that was going to give you a better life. Because the people that
were superior to them had college degrees. Suit don't work no more. Ship
broke right, Nope, bro, it is just it's really just not worth
it at this point. And that is not to say that, you know,
working towards a degree you know, is to be looked down on or
anything. I just feel like companies are not making it worth anybody's while I
don't feel like companies are really compensating for the amount of time and money going
into degrees. I'm watching my daughter go through that right now, and she
she's fighting tooth and nail to get her little money. For real, I
said, just quit, get another job. But then again, oh,
shout out to Kaya, who's the only daughter who calls me and checks on
me and sees how I'm doing. Called me from Mexico and said, hey,
how you doing going on? But I'm not. I'm not pushing what
it real? Call it? Just figure it out. You got time,
You got two parents that will house you and shelter you until you figure that
shit out. Sorry, figure it out now. Because ri is in this
thing where it's like, y'all know, I don't charge re rent, don't
I don't charge you anything. But she's getting a thing where it's like she
felt like entitled to certain shit and she has been blowing money like a motherfucking
fucking every time you turn around. Forty dollars here on door dash, forty
five door dash, thirty doors. And I'm like, at this point,
I'm gonna start making you pay your phone bill, and I'm gonna start making
you put gas in the car. Like I work from home. You gotta
go downtown all the time in order to get to school or get to work.
So I'm putting gas in the car for you to go to work,
for you to go to school. Like school not so much now because you
know she's on when a breaking to next semester. But my whole purpose of
not charging you anything was because you were saving your money. And now all
of a sudden, you just you and this where you've been blowing it.
Can you be man, yes, why? Because that is defeating the purpose.
I understand what you're saying. But at the same time, it's like
it's our first job. It's not a first job. It's her second,
plus her her paid internship last year. But this is the thing. But
what I'm saying, though, is like when you don't get money on the
continuous basis, and now you you out here and this is what you do.
Are you eighteen and you eighteen nineteen whatever, but you're still staying with
your parents, So you want a little leeway just to blow a little bit.
I want to fuck off a little. Here's the thing. When I
tell you that we had so much money saved up, she wasn't fucking it
off. Then all of a sudden she started kicking over with her girlfriend and
doing a little shit. And I was like, and then it's like,
she be like sending her friends money and shit because niggas know we were sitting
on She says, hey, Ree, can you borrow me this you I'm
like, nigga, that's okay, you know what I'm saying. Well,
then you gotta give her one that because if I feel like, if you
gradually move her into being like responsibilities like that, then you gotta learn how
to budget your fuck off shit, which she was doing perfectly. And that
that's why I just had the conversation that I have with her, because Ree
was very, very very good with saving and budgeting. Web get her checks
from preneer. She would take out whatever little spending money and shit she you
know, wanted. Well, all right, well, I know we was
talking about going to the movies. This weekend and we was going to the
Madrow. I was to eat. She'd take that out. Everything else instantly
transferred to savings. She was good all of a sudden, I don't know
what the fuck has just flipped. If that's all you gotta do, eventually
you gonna start doing on some other shit, because you're starting to look at
it like, well, well, I'm doing the saving, but what am
I really saving it for? Because if I, if I don't got to
go nowhere right now, I'm gonna spend some of this shitpose for her safing,
like because she wanted to be able to have money, like when it
was time for her to move out and stuff, have this money ready to
go. Yeah, but now she got a girlfriend out and I'm like,
she's doing she doing shit that requires money. No, she's blowing fucking a
ton of money on fucking door Most of her money is going on fucking door
dashing, and it'd be a ton of fool now she just door dashing shit.
To be door dashing shit, and when you spending damn there fucking fifty
dollars every time you fucking door dash shit and then be like, oh,
well I wanted this from here, but then I fine get like and then
I'll ask her, Like, dude, we were literally just out. You
could have just been like, Mom, well can you take me to such
and such and then you know, we go give me something to eat.
You wait until we get all the way to fuck home and then order some
fuck in door dash, knowing that it's sucking forty five dollars because she's still
a girl. So it's just it's it's stupid ship. And I'm like,
if you in the interest of blowing money, especially knowing the financial position that
I mean and I'm only working part time and I'm trying to keep everything together,
if you got money to blow like that, then you can pay your
own phone bill, then you start putting gas in the car. I'm not
gonna make you pay renter bills and no ship like that, but that kind
of ship. But that's what I'm saying. She felt like she felt the
way about it, like, no, since you got money out your phone,
yeah, if you, and then once you started gaining responsibilities, that
fuck off money you don't have, and then you start to cherish the money
that you do have because once you start paying actual bills, that shit suck.
I don't have a lot of bills, but I don't like the little
bills that I do have. Yeah, and it lit it just limits the
off. But I told her, I'm like, I said, this is
literally defeating the purpose of me being the type of parent that I've tried to
be to you. I've tried to give you that instance where you didn't have
to worry about anything in the house just because you turned eighteen. You're nineteen
now, and I made you feel like, oh well, you gotta start
helping out with the bills around here. You gotta start helping on a light
bill, You got to stop helping with the mortgage. You gotta start helping
with you know, do right. So I'm like at this point, I'm
like, it is basically defeating the purpose I said, because I wanted you
to be able to save your money so that when you got out of the
house you would have all this money. Here. Now I'm looking like,
bro, you then went from all these thousands to barely this Like what did
So? Yeah, things are about the chance and she's want to be mad
at me. And now because I'm probably about because of the ship that I'm
finna make you start paying now, you like man, if I'm gonna be
paying this, then I might as well move out. When get in the
blue all your fucking move money. So now where you at? And I
think it was more because when she was when she was making more money,
like when she was getting like hours hours at Panera, that's when you could
have been blowing money because you was getting all the hours. You wait until
your hours get cut and you're not making as much money to now this is
now when you want to blow it money. It was backwards to blow it.
She's still because she was still working part time, but the hours that
she was working then before she was in college was way more than But she's
able to work now, so she's definitely still had time to kicking and ship.
But weigh her income at this point. Yeah, and it's like I
feel like, yes, spend coming back. Yeah, the money that she's
spending now, has she been spending it at the beginning of the year when
she was working at Panier, It wouldn't have had that much of an impact.
But you wait until your fucking hours is next to nil, and now
this is when you want to start blowing money. That's backwards. You should
have been spending when you had it. Now you need to be savoring and
shit like you was before, because you're not bringing in as much as before.
Like you went from you getting paychecks that's you know, six hundred and
seven whatever, little hundred dollars and now it's like you're not even getting three
hundred. But she's spending the same amount she's spending before. No, she's
spending more than she was spending when she was making more. That's my gripe.
Like you were making two plus whatever times more what you're making now,
but you were spending way more back then. You as tight as fuck with
your money, which is how you were able to save so much so fast.
Then you get to a point where you're barely making it, thinking like
now you turning the DrAk financial So, yeah, what she wanted for Christmas
tissue, some paper towels, all adulthood that was sitting in the in the
in the cabinet, the house, jelly bean, just like, look,
I just want money in some yard. Mm hmm. That's all so uh,
but yeah, we are definitely gonna go ahead and get out of here.
Shout out to Wine for pooping and trying to pass that ship off on
me. I forgot you still no, because I look, I own mind,
like I got to poop now, but I don't want to let it
out wearing as because you put it the first time, No I didn't.
It shows that you're a woman that you're just gonna lie with straight face.
I laugh when I poop, and I talked about that's how everybody know it
wasn't me. So I'm I'm gonna just need you to own the fact that
your ass was whistling and try to put that shit on me. So anyway,
asked Whistler. So thank you guys for tuning in. We will be
back next week Saturday. Again, we will not be recording on Sunday due
to the holiday, so we will be in next week on the thirtieth.
I don't know what time because I don't know what time this nigga gets off
work, and I also don't know if Tone is gonna fainn another injury,
So you know whatever, we'll cross that road when we get to it.
So until next time, we got a whole by that was appropriate this week
because of Tone