When your old career gives you lemons, throwing some ice, mixing some vodka.
Call it a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and
driven by Victor Chrysler, Dods, Jeep Rams. It's Bilified the Bill Moran
Podcast. Welcome for me, Thank you on a friend. I apologize to
everybody in the studio tonight except me. Why do you say that? Why?
Why why do you jump to try to get the fuck you out of
my early good on stolen? Because you're he's drinking with Damian today? Oh
no, no, I was. Actually yeah, I'm sure you are.
I should we play bingo with the people you were drinking with? Oh?
What do you want to Sam? Yeah? Yeah, Greg Connors yes,
Josh Josh Allen was not okay, m Miller yes, okay, that's three.
Well we two got space two more. Oh yeah, we got the
free space so they'll get one more. Um, I hate you Farris,
Tom Ferris, No, Tom was out there? Tom does it? You
know Tom? Tom's like is he more? He's the more conservative of merle.
I did see Mercy, but I didn't Drinkley facts. What do you
think? Huh? Chris DuPont, Fats I have known for years through the
race slow up my identity, that are trying to bad I heard suits brow.
All I was trying to do was trying to give you a little more
credit than just fats. I want you to know that I know your name.
That doesn't our names. They don't you look like a guy who's had
a few paternity suits. That's the first thing I thought of what I say,
how are you that those patches? So for all your kids that you've
abandoned over the years for autism, you gotta get to think hurting competitions and
donate all do you believe that you have you had autism? It's not what
you told I do have autism yet you know that for a fact, I,
you know, kind of always felt like how to kind of get on
them. Always, even though I loved my headphones at home because I was
a little drunk today, I always kind of felt like I had something going
on. I didn't know what it was when. And to be honest with
you, it was your ex wife that kind of said how long have you
known you had autism? To me? And I was like, I don't
have autism, she said, And she goes, oh, no, people
diagnose you with problems and then sorry, super nice to me about it and
stuff, and she even gave me at the end of the night. But
I think, I mean, it was two like conditions. I think friends
or people will try to diagnose you with alcoholism and autism the herd of tinas.
So it's called I hear you, asshole. Is that doctor Barrella over
there? Is that doctor Moran? Well, I hope that it was an
offensive to you. No, I'm not offended, to be honest with you.
It was like a light went on, because you know, I have
all the signs. I have a super high i Q I remember everything?
Did I always start with that. I'm so comper particular about everything, you
know what I mean, Like I sit in the same spot every day.
I you know what I mean. When I was a kid, I was
always fascinated by trains and water, you know what I mean. It's like,
it's all the signs were there. But when I was a kid,
they weren't diagnosing with people with autism. It was, oh, you have
ADHD because you like to watch the guy mow the lawn instead of like paying
attention to the teacher. But then you also get a perfect score on the
test. How in the fuck did you do that? Tom Arnold said.
When we interviewed Tom Arnold way back when he said the same thing, here's
the jar of pills. Shocker. Yeah, that's what he was. That's
what he said. Well, he said that he wanted that. He was
at the University of Iowa, Yes, okay, and somebody came through and
said, hey, if you're ever outis he packed got a job for I
said to him At that point, I go, hey, man, what's
going on? Like just set off an alarm in my head that if you're
going to pack up your ship and run out because somebody said something, which
we all say, right and passing in some way that that was my thinking
on that. But Rosanne hit on him and he didn't no idea. He
wasn't. I agree. I think that yes, not that I agree.
I think that that is true. I was out at the at oak Kill
today. I apologize for being a little tardy tonight. And uh I had
some other things going on throughout the Yeah, I guess so a few meetings
and things, but uh that o't kill huh uh. Yeah, And he
was on napkins, uh, not on a napkin but how about a receipt
great work take the back of a receipt or is the deal you didn't lose
a receipt though I do not. Okay, I did everything you know I
before e except after see that didn't work. That did not work out.
But there's some great things and I can't tell you, like the number of
people that at Oak Hill came and talked about the podcast. That's awesome.
It was really weird, Danny. I have to be honest with you because
you know you and I did a radio show together. I did a radio
show after our time together. A lot of times, the second radio show
that did seem to get more feedback the podcast, Like I go, okay,
I can see the number of downloads we're getting in all that stuff,
and and I will tell you what's growing, and it's and it's really been
encouraging. Right Otherwise, I'm not gonna stick my balls on the line if
I don't think I'm gonna win in some in the end, I'll lose for
a minute. But in the end, and uh, this has been amazing.
It's just been really weird. The number like the people that come up
to hey man, I like, but doctors and lawyers, and I'm at
Okill. I'm I'm not at Okhill. I'm gonna sound like an asshole,
but I'm not. I'm not at oak Hill like just somebody who bought a
ticket. I'm at oak Hill in private, in private areas, like you
need a bracelet to get into that kind of shit, and uh kind of
a big deal, Bill, Well you become a big deal. That sounds
like an asshole, does it not? Yeah? I said, it sounds
like a bro. I've even said do you know who I am? And
I'm nobody? But do I know who I am? But my point is
I'm not just somebody who bought a ticket and not me. But the people
that are coming up to me are people who are I mean, yeah,
they have to be of means my point to be where I was? Okay,
So how are you? Yes? Yes, hey man? Really love
the podcast. Danny's funny, Kevin's got some really good thoughts. I love
that his kids play hockey. Stephanie, I you know that's what I'm getting.
That's what I got today. What Greg's like? What about me?
Anybody say they about me? So? What do you want to home?
Did you take your sweater vest off? Or did you just leave it the
truck or did you wear an ascot and a pipe? Um, I had
bought something at the UH. I put dicky quarter zip at the GBA store
and he left it there. Maybe some homeless guy. Some homeless guys walk
around. I'm anti. I would say that that's that would be. That's
about an eighty dollar lead by day. Yeah, they're running about ninety eight.
Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that. I heard the merchandise ten.
It's but it was a little perfect, pretty impressive. Yeah, I heard
of made bills camp. Look, I had a guy from made by Malaysian
kids that made no money. Thank you, Fats. You are putting great
perspective on that. That is true. It was Jimmy's there to collect on
a shirt. So I go over shirts, golf shoes. This older guy
goes, hey, try yeah, try this on, try on behind,
and then he goes, I think we need to go up a size.
And I'm like, fucking shit, man, yeah I'm that fat. Now
I'm not fucking fat, You're muscular. Mm hmm. That's what I So
I did. I went up a size and I did buy Sorry, well
I had Look, I will tell you that that event. And I do
believe that it was one hundred and ninety million that Merkley said, up one
hundred ninety million dollars to the Rochester A cut up. Yeah, well okay
we got the blimp tool that shit school. Well how about the Amerks?
Yeah, awesome fats. Come on, baby Kio last night, right,
go back to Canada down one nothing? Right? Ken? Right? So
yes, I think that's really impressive. Uh they win eight four? How
much fun is this? And I know that Danny, you see this guy
right here? Hold on, Yeah, he likes to think of himself as
a sports purist. That's what he likes. Oh please, he doesn't like
people jumping on the band Well you're a what an honestist and facts? You
know what they call those people? He holes? Assholes? No, but
Danny, Look, I actually value what Danny says. I appreciate that.
I know, I truly do. I know you do. I appreciate.
I also think, at the same time, what's wrong with jumping on a
little fun fats. I've never been a bandwagon writer, to be honest with.
Most of my favorite teams have have typically been the worst. I'm an
Oakland A's fan, you know, later could be the worst team they now
are they may professional. Yeah, they're going to Vegas and work at this
team. Ever, they're gonna get this. If I want to tell you
something, any one of us could just walk into Oakland Stadium and I don't
they go in. We don't even a charge anymore. Just walk in.
They showed a panoramic view of the stadium today on the field and play.
Yeah. Somebody at a high school when we were kids, Fats that was
like, yeah, Raywary Henderson. I mean, he was the missing piece
if they won the World Series when they traded for him from the back from
the Yankees. They're just such a cheap organization. They literally had five years
in a row they had the rookie of the year. By the time the
fifth year was over, the guy that was the rookie of the year the
first year was already on another team. Wow. Yeah, that's why Billy
being eventually left because I can't do this anymore. You're stripping this down to
like I can't work here. He was the general manager. He was the
guy that they they made moneyball about the book. Then they twenty game winners
on their squad, five twenty game pitch. They don't mention that. They
don't mention that in the book. That's amazing. Yeah, is that not
incredible? Yeah, it is incredible until they got to the postseason and all
of the stuff. They got swept by Seattle. They will they didn't get
They went five games with the Yanks, both times they got beat. They
made it to the Alcs once and lost. That was my favorite part of
that movie was a bunch of Yankee fans relate. How can they didn't investigate
the start of the Yankees sweeping them. I'm like, it's not about the
Yankees. No, it wasn't. It was about it was about it should
be. But they did finish the movie by saying, Bill, the Boston
Red Sox used the same techniques that the A's used to win a World Series
that in one hundred and fifty billion dollars, the A's were spending what twenty
eight to forty Basically, let's go back to the am start of this Americans.
I would say that this is for American jump on, Yes, I
do and blue. Most people born after nineteen eighty would they, No,
I'm gonna I'm gonna disagree with you on that. Not that I'm only saying
that because we bring it up once in a while and the number of people
who didn't know. Okay, yeah, but it's funny. Uh, I
mean, you gotta it's fun to be around this. There's an energy about
it. When is the next game? Do we know? It is?
Uh? Saturday night? I believe in Saturday night in Hershey, Hershey.
Okay, so this is I mean, it's kind of an ex So what
are they doing? One two two the best of seven? Now? So
it's two two one one one? Do they play two games here? It's
best of seven? Yes, I am going forward. Yes, this was
the best of five. Now we're going to I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
They just won. Yeah, I guess, I guess it was different than
Martin. The bus schedule will say it to shortened some of the series.
I apologize. The Amerk swept and so did Bill at the bart today.
By the way, thank the nineteenth hole and you'll leather wine sacks she drank
out of or not? Nobody drank a couple of eyes. Hello, I'm
not a groper. So what was the what was the true sermon of choice
this afternoon? A lot of vodka and water, No calories. Well that
was my thing. I'm down, Danny, I'm down almost nine pounds ounds.
Like you didn't subscribe to Greg's mouth of of adding water, you just
kept adding vodka instead of water. Um, well, Greg might know the
better bartender to go to. That would add a lot more vodka. He's
got to be hurt. You're supposed to add the water yourself. We did,
but I'm just saying I did. I did, I did, but
I didn't love just put ice cubes in it. Thank you, Fats,
come on, talk your stuff, talk to your stuff. But the economic
impact of of a winning team, I just't even think for downtown Rochester with
the emircks and you've got parking right, people trying to get in their restaurants
if you're coming to dinner. Certainly the uh the Dinosaur Barbecue would certainly seemed
to benefit, right. I love going there and I just think that's a
It's amazing and I love it. And I would say, fuck Dan Barrillo
and jump on the band. With thirty four goals in the last six games,
jump on the bandwagon. Hey, six game winning street thirty four goals,
and that when you're rooting for a hometown team. It's technically even jumping
on you. Would you tell him that because my man over here, who
I do think knows a lot about sports and has some very strong opinions and
is not I'll try to disagree with them, but I'll say maybe forty percent
of the time I disagree, maybe less. He says that this is jumping
on the bandwagon. Fats, Fats. There were more blue seats this year
than fans or butts in those seats, and all of a sudden they make
the playoffs. Hey, let's go. I understand that. But there's also
a lot of people that just don't want to leave their house anymore, like
they got used to that after three but now for forty regular season games in
that very many playoff games. Yeah, yeah, okay, but you could
say that about a lot of a lot of teams. You could say that
about a lot of things. You know. Frankly, I just look at
it and go, you know, if you want to support the team,
that's that's fantastic. I don't know the problem with it, But gonna be
like show up throughout the season. Wait, where is Phil on this?
I just saw Phil. We're watching golf. Back to you, who are
listening at home. Stop being a down Danny. I'm not being a downer.
But here's the thing. As as as a Buffalo Bills fan, right,
I run into more people who in high school I hated and despise the
Buffalo Bills and in college who are now season taking holders. Oh I love
my Bills. A part of the Bills mafia. Get lost. You weren't
there during the hurtful years. You're root for the Cowboys and you know it.
I hate that crap. Come on fast. I grew up a Redskins
fan. Yeah, and my team was absolutely destroyed by the guy that owned
it. Okay, so I stopped rooting for them. I just became a
free agent fan. I'm a Trojans fan for college, so I would root
for whatever team had the more most Trojans on it that game. And I
always said, if Dan Snyder dies or sells the team, I'll start rooting
for the rest. Well, it looks like selling the team. Finally they
postponed the vote on it, but the team. Originally they's gonna sell it
to Bezos and I was gonna be even sicker. Is gonna buy the Seahawks
one they just watch They're not going to allow him to buy a team in
the NFL. They they're never ever gonna allow him to buy a team in
the NFL. He has the money to buy the entire league, but they'll
never let him buy. You don't think so never, Because I thought he
was looking at Seattle, right, he tried to buy the Resident. It's
not that he's looking at Seattle, but he looked at the he looked at
the economics of Washington. He's like, I gotta build a brand new stadium.
I gotta do all this stuff. I gotta go through Jerry Joneses Like,
I don't know if you saw the Delaware North store today, but the
Buffalo is now going to switch out of Delaware North for the Concessions, which
has been an institution in Buffalo to now Legends. As our friend Greg doctor
Connors tipped us off, that might be the case. Legends is backed by
NFL owners. Okay, it's owned by NFL. Right, so it's basically
the NFL feeding itself and it's own well. But being an NFL owner is
like having a license to print money. No, it is. It is.
But you can't just walk in there and expect that. You have to,
like pay your dues, and so he didn't want to have to walk
in clean up a mess, build a new stadium, which Washington desperately needs.
Seattle's turnkey, Paul Allen's sister owns that she has no interest in owning
it, so he's based in Seattle so he can just flip a switch.
That stadium is practically brand new. It is all right. We'll take a
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band, Yes, yeah, I've I've met him in two thousand and six
when they were just a bar band touring the country. Okay, and then
they like blew up Yeah one of like two thousand and twelve. Isn't it
cool to know somebody before like the big the big spotlight hits him? Yeah?
Yeah, I knew you before you had this awesome podcast. I don't
know about that, but you didn't know me. Uh. We were just
watching the PGA and some guy, what did he do? We're not I'm
not sure if he if he fell in the creek or what he was doing,
but he definitely is. He was at Buddy Muddy then when he went
back into the creek and like cleaned himself off. Kim okay, oh oh
oh yeah, looking look at farmer's tan on that guy. Look at the
mantis on that guy. Oh yeah, stop it. No, I'm not
being joking. I'm serious. I mean, no matter how tall you are,
you can have man tits. I suppose, right, yes, right,
yeah, you gotta care of yourself. Stop it, stop it.
So today I happened to see somebody what do you identify? It's a donut?
Uh mom? Sorry some people? Is that the creek he's in?
Like, that's a great shot. It looks so much to clean himself.
So I'm gonna say, if he was in that creek, they would have
had that stationary camera on him, do you think, so, oh yeah,
well that well that is a creek at o' kill. But yeah it
is, but they have it. Uh they make it look a little more
detrimental camera than it is maybe in reality. Uh so I'm man, I'll
kill today. And I noticed the guy. You ever seen people who carry
those mean little they're they're little floss things. Yeah, yeah, I got
the pis. Yeah, like a dental harp, a dental harp that would
be very good and I see a guy kind of going to town on his
back teeth and he pulls out something with the big and brown stuff. Yes,
Danny, Danny, He's like, I can't unsee it. I can't
unsee it. Can you imagine what it's like? Oh, I don't know
that anything, because I don't know if he just ate and he pulled it
out? Are you allowed to chew on that course? Think about that,
like tobacco, I don't know. I'm sure they were. It's why one
of the guys I was watching Working the Ropes and eighteen was because I'm sure
there were a lot of a lot of guys who got away from their wife.
Oh man broke, I gotta I gotta chew because Nicko chew. And
they were probably like, you know, chewing on the course and probably would
have got stuck. Like what do you do when you see something horrible?
And this is someone cartoons? I mean it's a guy just we're all human,
right, but what did you do? Don't see that ship? After
a while, you like gotta go watch something else, and I don't know
want to what do you watch at that point? And you got to replay
it in your head? Right? How many people did you point it out
to um? I didn't because I didn't because of the times you were in.
Yes, because I also thought I wasn't supposed to see that. The
guy was up against the wall and but he was facing everybody and he's kind
of going to town on the back to eat. So I don't know.
And it's a cardiologist you may need some day, Yes, and maybe maybe
a cardiologist. I need a real estateiation that I saw there. I couldn't
be anybody could have let somebody go back into a fib that's the question.
I don't want to see that. I want to see that. No,
it's kind of nasty. But the think of the grossers. What's the grossest
thing you've ever seen somebody doing? Public? I saw somebody like last night,
or when you're pulling out of here two nights ago, when we're pulling
out of here, like pulling out of here, Yeah, elbow deepen or
nose from a car because you think you're in your car. Did you use
the pronoun she it was a woman. Yes, it was a woman picking
her nose. Yeah, I think I've ever seen a woman pick or at
least she didn't eat it. Yeahs fats I think the nastiest thing I ever
saw. I was driving home from work one time, and this dude goes
flying by me at a at about freaking eighty miles an hour, and it
looked like he was flagging his clown. And then and then traffic kind of
built up and I ended up right next to him, and he was definitely
flagging his clown. Come on, literally in traffic jerking? Really? Yeah?
Wow, yes, come on, I mean trying to pass the time.
I guess another round with a road jerk, A little road jerk.
Yeah, but not in five o'clock traffic. Your car. I'm still stuck
in The woman picking her nose, I don't think I've ever seen in my
life. And I'm not even kidding. I don't think she was. She
had to go back for get the rest of it. I don't think I've
ever seen a woman pick her nose. Yeah, guys have seen pick nose.
Oh yeah, we used to work with a couple who yes, yes,
but I have. I don't know that I've ever seen a woman pick
or nose. Oh yeah, it was. It was pretty gross. Bill.
I wonder if there is a fetish. You know, there is,
bro No, there is chicks picking their nose. Yes, you're gonna give
a thousand fucking hits. Come on, thousand hits, easy easy. I
saw a woman one time, I elbow deep on a local celebrity at a
bar. I remember one time thanks the number one non porn website on the
Internet, and it was like the millionth place website. So like the top
nine hundred ninety nine thousand fucking sites are all porn. Kevin is a complete
dick, by the way, um you really are. Has everybody heard of
the term frogging pH r O G Z I n G. Does that have
to do with fat chicks? It does not, It sounds Why would you
think it has to do with fat chicks because the the the term fat pH
a t yes is about fat chicks that think they're hot, okay, pretty
hot and tempting. So is that what that means? Yeah? I though
it was like it's about for cool, it's about fat. No, it's
about chicks that are like, you know, you know, size seven wearing
a size fourteen. Yeah, yeah, Okay. The is very doughboy,
and I'm not gonna take shit about fat people because I'm fat as fucked too.
I weighed three hundred pounds when I was fifteen. But you know,
I carry it better than than than a lot of them do. I guess
my wife always has like a pleasant thing to say about women like that.
She goes, yeah, I appreciate their confidence. Oh, I go,
oh, that means there's a fatty walking around. They're kind of fat.
I would I would have loved to have that kind of confidence. Yeah.
That means that she's not really a fan. Yeah she doesn't. Yeah,
pretty much. She she's like, I mean, she doesn't mind it,
but she's like, why your confidence? Yes, Well, frogging is not
any of these things. Frogging is living in somebody's house without them knowing.
Oh I did hear about this. It's p h R O G G I
n G. So I hope I'm pronouncing it correct. Yeah, you assume
it's frogging. It's almost like the guy from Fraggle Rock or something. The
clandestine nature of frogging that makes it impossible to know how common it is,
how many people are actually doing it. But something like frogging does happen occasionally.
Consider that there was a guy in Knoxville who found a half naked man
living in this cross base and cooking math there and they obviously that did not
go out, or there was a there was somebody can see a rapids who
had been breaking into numerous houses to use the residence computers to watch porn.
Just go in watch go to the public library. You can't watch porn at
the public library. Cats, fats did you watch porn at the public library?
But I don't. I have my own fucking computer. Man, if
you're homeless, you can go to the porn the public library and watch porn.
You can frigg and jerk off. They're not gonna try and stop you.
What are you gonna try and stop some smelly, homeless dude from jerking
off? You call the cops. Yeah, but you don't want to be
jerking off by the time it would be weird. By the time the cops
get there, they're done and out the door. Bro, what's it take
two minutes? Well, this person says, the media only reports on the
frogs who get caught. The frogs who are good at it, The ones
who leave nothing behind but a dark silhouette on a ring camera and a disquieted
feeling, never get arrested. There could be thousands of them, or none
at all ever. Think you ever know anybody or who thought they had somebody
living in their house that wasn't no, no, no I in the house,
and everybody thought was And I knew fast food of a story, yes,
but haunted it's different. Haunted it's different, right, I mean,
yeah, that's That's the only thing I could think of. That's just weird.
How the funk would somebody get away with living in your house without you
knowing it? Like you'd have to have the most massive house in history to
be like, oh well, I only stay on the left side of the
house on tuesdays, you know, Like how how like I've I literally see
every room in my house every fffing day? How could you get away with
that? I don't know. But these people like they I don't know what
They get up at five am and come home when you're gone at nine am,
and then sleep until three and then get up and leave. I don't
know. It's a weird thing. We'll never know if you're good at frogging
quote unquote, Rudy was a frog, I remember, like it, like
he was he was staying at the uh at the what do you called the
maintenance the maintenance shed in the basement. Yes he was. Yeah, that
is true, and Charles no nothing. Yes, Rudy was a frogger according
to the movie. I mean they made up. They took a lot of
liberties with that. I mean I met I met that guy at the diner
and Avon when we'ves was there interviewing him for one of those hometown Yeah,
and Rudy Rudiger was there, and he was a dick. Rudy was I've
heard stories about Rudy being kind of a kind of a jackass to be perfectly
fine to everybody in front of cameras in a microphone, and then as soon
as he's by himself and not in front of like people that are gonna like
he was just a dick. He wouldn't sign autograph for anybody. Really.
Yeah, he thought he was bigger than five foot seven. I guess so
fast. Speaking of bigger than five foot seven, speaking of people who may
have a bit of an attitude. You did write me about a teacher in
Geneseo. Yes, So what is this story? I don't even know if
I'm not familiar with it. So, but you know this person. Yeah,
I went to high school with him. He graduated two years before me.
Um, he was the quarterback on the football team. Super cool guy.
But um, now this is just my opinion, kind of sort of
closet gay a little bit because he was never he never had a single date
in high school, even though he was the star quarterback of the football team,
star pitcher on the baseball team. Blah blah blah. That is kind
of telling. So um, because they have they have a look called quarterback
face. Other words, in a like people are groomed at a young age
to become quarterbacks. When they're athletic. They look good, you look like
a natural leader. You're tall, you should be the quarterback. So chicks
just flocked to these guys. By the way, if you could pitch doing
you throw really well rightly? Literally, only two point nine percent of the
whole population of the world is over six foot two. Okay, Bill,
I'm not six Yeah, I congratulations. But so so this this with circumference,
what's what's the numbers on that? I don't know looking around the room.
So this this year, a teacher in Geneseo and uh, he was
actually a teacher at Avon for a little while, but he went to Geneseeo
because they also offered him the job as their head football coach. So um,
he's recently was running for school board in Avon, and that's when some
skeletons came out of his closet, like what, well, here is a
text that he sent that was in a private group amongst other people, like
minded individuals or you know, douchebags as I'd like to call them. But
he he says, this has always been a part of the long game.
It was part of the end game for the transgender movement and gender fluidity.
I've been saying this for years. One of the ultimate goals of the real
LGBTQ agenda was to normalize pedophilia. Not only is there nothing normal about pedophilia,
there's nothing human about it. Anyone who would ever consider thinking about anything
related to pedophilia is not a human being with a soul, period, end
of story. So he's equating all people of the LGBTQ society, whether they're
just you know what I mean whatever, they are as pedophile groomers because they
all want to have sex with little kids, when in all actuality, I
would have to say ninety percent of pedophiles are white, straight males. Okay,
yeah, I sure, I wonder what, uh, going back to
that guy's original statement, if you're really I don't even know how he quantifies
that. Well, he's just that's that's like just that's like, you know,
it's probably group think because, like I said, he was in that
group of people that were like mind of individuals. When he sent that message,
somebody screenshot at it and made it public. It was in a non
public group. So then this is another message he actually sent to oddly enough,
the woman who was my brother's girlfriend's mother from high school. That's only
you. I'm not gonna use I mean, can anybody figure that puzzle out?
Brothers mothers? So is the year half brother my brother's girlfriend's mother from
high school? Your brother's girlfriend's mom. Yeah, okay, so I don't
know she dated my mother or my brother. I mean, so you're confusing
the shit out of me. Bro. So, so I'm not going to
use her name, but I'll use RP. Those are initials. Like I
said, if any individual teacher decided to read one of these books in their
classrooms, they'd be fighted. Yes, well, this is all being done
under the umbrella of LGBTQ, so that people on the left will all blindly
stand in support of keeping the books in our libraries. See this is book
banning stuff here, Like he's just crazy and he wanted to be on the
school board. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like, well,
here's the thing that I think is interesting is we banned books and we do
this sort of thing we repress free speech. Free speech. Free speech doesn't
mean something that you have to agree with. You may not like it,
you may hate it, right, you may hate it, But we have
to go back to what the rights are. And I always say in these
situations, and it's hard to do, is separate your emotions from the intellect.
Right, so we can look at something intellectually and say they have the
right to say that even though I don't agree with it, and we all
feel wonderful when we say, but when it actually comes to practicing that,
it's a lot harder. And there are things that people don't like. And
I always feel like if you're always fighting against or pushing against something, all
you're gonna get is more of that. So how do we get you to
line up with how to make these changes? I have no idea. I
mean, it is weird. I will admit, like I don't. I
don't give a shit if you change your sex fats, you'd be an ugly
bitch. But oh yeah, I'm just saying yeah, I mean I'm an
ugly dude. No. We play poker with a guy that's transition to a
woman every Saturday night. But my point is, does it bother you that
he's transitioning? No? No, And it wouldn't bother me either, because
it doesn't have anything to do on your life, has nothing to do with
a person is so unhappy in the form that they are that they want to
make this change and it's gonna make them feel better when they beat me with
you know, quads over But who who has the right to tell somebody else
by their feelings? Right? I can't interpret your feelings. I also like
to think that I'm not necessarily responsible for your feelings, even though you may
think so. That's a little bit of a false premise. But if if
you were going to get a little deeper. But in terms of this,
if that person wants to feel better about themselves or identifies it has no bearing
on me because it's not going to hurt me to have them decide for I
think a crash term switch teams and I don't mean to be crash, but
that's kind of what they're doing. Right. So, but boy, people
get angry, embroiled, upset, they're bitching there were grooming kids. I
have no idea. I don't know. I can't even those arguments. People
go, well, you know, we're grooming them, and I go,
okay, I find that hard to believe. But I can't turn around and
say to you, you're absolutely wrong. I don't have kids in their right
now, and I'm not seeing what second grade third grade is sending home.
The fact, well, the fact is that to say that, I mean,
like, look for for somebody to say that everybody in that community is
a groomer is is padly absurd. Seems that's it's that's ridiculous. We all
know people in that community, and of the ones I know, none of
them do that. I'm sure the same goes for you, same goes for
all of us. Okay, but there is a group out there called Gays
against Groomers, And so if they're if people from their own community are saying,
hey, look, no, this is a thing, then you gotta
pay attention. Then you gotta then you gotta listen a little bit because like
they have no why would they have any incentive to form this group and start
this movement if there wasn't a symptom or many symptoms of that. Well it
may not be a majority either, think, to be honest with you,
that group there they want to get rid of the groomers so they can stop
being vilified themselves. Well that may be right, because they feel like one
bad apple spoils the mundy, right, right, So it doesn't matter whether
it's a gay groom or a straight groom, or if there's groomers, then
if they're gonna be villa. We've had FATS talks about race, racial issues,
racial issues, and it is one of these things where you know where
people go, well, white privilege. I don't understand what that exactly is.
You know what white privilege? Another aspect of it is just because you're
a dick and I think you what you do is heinous. I don't have
to identify with you or accept you as as a white guy. We have
to all stick together. That sort of thing where I do think in other
communities and maybe the African American community, it's looked it's looked at that would
be community I heard the word stumble out of my mouth. Um I would
No, I didn't hear it. I were right with the community. No,
no, But my point is that, you know, I think there
if you go against somebody for their behavior, it's almost as though that's not
acceptable. We all have to stand together and I and and that's something where
white folks don't have to do that. You know, it's it's it's just
a different Most people I don't like her white. Most people I saw today
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Yes, Well, I just since she was a pretty girl. That's all
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for telling her friend. Keith is on the line last night. I can't
believe this, Keith, I really can't believe this. The Rochester Americans dominated
dom at eight to four. They crushed and they I think they were down
within the first what Kevin, twenty forty seconds, thirty seconds? One nothing,
Keith, what do you think they turn them on there, sold out
crowd with silence for a few seconds, and then from there it was just
as the whole game. They just kick their ass. Hang on a second,
Keith time, Keith, Yes, it was my fault, he could
hear. Keith, No, my fault. We couldn't hurt you here for
a seconds. That's why the FCC like when it comes to like radio,
you can't drink and run on board. I'm not that I am okay temperate,
Yes, yes, Fats, that's exactly sure. You don't on the
top r in that guiness, Keith. I want to gas Keith I apologize
we cut you off a little bit, but I mean the atmosphere for that
game hawd to be like the roof was gonna blow off. Probably I think
they fixed that a couple of years ago so it might not fall apart anymore.
But now it was an amazing, amazing night. There was nothing.
Nothing beats that. And where it comes to Rochester sports or anything, just
sold out from start to finish. Everybody was there start to finish and a
winning game, and yeah it was. It was awesome. Can't wait till
the next two Saver's gonna put any put any games in Buffalo in the next
round. Here there's always some idiot that like, maybe they'll play in Buffalo
so they can hold more people. Shut up? Well they did they did
that, No three, They did that during the during the lockcount, wasn't
it Yea, it was during the lockout? They probably. I don't want
I really hope that doesn't happen, Daddy happening. Okay. I gotta ask
you though, at Blue Cross Road you mentioned the roof coming off. Do
they still have like the tinfoil surrounding the heating vents on the ceiling? Well
that no, it's that is It's not really tinfoil, it's actual insulation.
Yeah, but still, I know you know what I mean. Still such
a hater of her hair? Is the only place I've something When you get
got Celo techs surrounding the what's that? I think you're right? Well,
tivek would be the stuff they wrap houses and sometimes sometimes you're right, Uh
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wanted to hear from your words you're hearing mount my big fat mouth and big
fat I'm not hey, don't you just say? I asked did they still
have the US on the dollar. Where the Amirates hurt you every I'll tell
you where the Amates everything? Keith I tweeted out something. I tweeted out
something. I see what you tweet I see it. I tweeted out something
about the Amirics years ago and the radio station. Instead of like you know,
defending me, they defended their client, the Amirates because the clowns at
Coom God forbid no. So I tweeted out the where you gotta follow the
money man, I didn't know the Amorates was spending money with Let's say no,
because we're spending money on my station, believe me. And so what
happened was r T every year had twelve eighty the Home of the Amirates broadcast.
This was it, This was it five seven. So at the time
r T Hockey is that broadcast broadcast podcast down the hall and around the corners
of he was listening. Nobody director who who fast said Avenue d in com
that's it. So in other words, what happens is um I tweeted out
that the ri I had sold down to the Brick City homecoming at Blue Cross
Arena. So I retweeted and go, hey, Amricks, you gonna sell
out Blue Cross Arena, I mean ever, and all of a sudden I
get marched upstairs in the office, said Danny. The Amracks are a client.
Take that down, now, I go. I'm a sports talk show
host. It's an opinion. You want me to talk about sports. This
is how we talk about sports, Danny. Danny, the Amricks are a
client. You need to take that down, all right, so let me
let me, let me bring I know, I get it. I understand
now why that's that's not that's not there to day only because you're right again,
you do see it, and it is a client thing, and you
are taking a stab at them, and it's I feel like it's apple them.
But the thing is, though, it's like I criticized the Bills and
they were also a client. I can't criticize the Amorcks, no, because
you're they're not bringing people in. And this is where to back to your
point. And I hope Keith will be on my bandwagon at this point.
I think it's great. I think it's great. We learned yesterday, Keith
that the PGA is bringing in one hundred and ninety million dollars to the local
economy, right through hotels and restaurants and car rentals and all that kind of
shit. I don't and the amor is going to be that, But I
do think there's some economic benefit. People go downtown, maybe you stop at
the Dinosaur, and then you park and you pay all this, So I
think it's exciting jump on the bandwagon. To your point, I understand one
hundred percent. You are speaking your truth, and to have your truth stifled
freaking sucks, right, because I'm that influential. Well, I understand,
But at the other side, when it comes to dollars and cents, you're
basically saying that they're not doing a good job and they're just not putting the
same product. Like the rit what is home Brickity homecoming. Brick City home
coming is one weekend and this brief and it brings in a lot of people
from out of town. We may not even be there, or hockey fans,
right, they just want to be part of what their old album.
Right. My point was though, because if you look back at the history
the Sabers had played the Sabers Savers had played two games there at Blue Cross
from regular season games now preseason regular season games, and Tom Galissano stopped bringing
the Sabers to Rochester because they could sell out. Well, well, that
also had the fact that they brought in two crap games that nobody wanted to
see. Oh my gosh, you have an NHL team coming to town to
play an NHL game. You can't pack that bar. You can't Hookie town
bull crap it is. You guys are bandwagon riders, badwagon riders. You
were on your bandwagon. But you do you want to joy keeping in the
past. Thank you, Keith, But hang on to your point. They
still Robert Robert d r M DR do for her. I will say we
got an r Q point. You have it. You bring up a It's
a very valid argument. Rory Fitzpatrick was a hometown hero playing for the Sabers
against Brian Jucta, and they couldn't sell that place out for an NHL game.
Do you want to know why they couldn't that Because the Sabers were forcing
people to buy that game. You had to buy at least a package of
like four other games that nobody wanted to go to a buffalo. So you're
putting money out there. Yea, it wass for a game and you couldn't.
You can really want to drive minutes watch in Buffalo? Anyways, they
you know it's in a better stadium. They couldn't. They couldn't fit eleven
thousand people in there. Hey, key, how this could music? Because
because I I coasted a talk show at that point, that never came up,
all right, of course never came up because I don't think it was
known. And I do think that that's a real thing. I remember there
were enough people who said that. I do remember that. I do,
okay, because I didn't hear that, and I know I'm a little maybe
a neighbor. I know because my buddy, I benefited from a couple of
tickets in Buffalo from my buddy who had to buy these games. They were
trying, they were, but it was part of a package deal. You
had to buy this to get that. And this was also backs. They
were trying to hold seats back. So I'm with you, though, buddy,
they couldn't sell an HL games here. Uh So, the winning product
is a winning product, and I think Keith can even. I think I'm
bringing Keith to my bandwagon, my side, Keith, who was on your
side. I'm bringing them over because here's why. I do think that there's
an excitement that comes with this and to bring your kids, your fans,
Emily, your best friend, your wife or whomever. Justumar, Well did
you enjoy all that? Yeah? I love that. I love Gumar.
I couple of those boys on the side. Come on, it's your best
girlfriend out of all your girlfriends when you're married. Really, how do you
know? It's an Italian thing? Yeah? He watches sopranos. I'm i
rash, but I would I would like a couple of those. And to
be fair, November December, that didn't sell out? All right, so
I've mentioned that playoff games that wouldn't sell out. Are we allowed to join
the bandwagon? Danny's not. I won't. I'm not a hockey fan.
But if you want to join, you let Keith answer the fucking question.
I'm sorry, You're right, Keith, go ahead. Everyone could jump on
the bandwagon by take it sell it out? All right? Cool? All
right, Keith, I see you in a game. I'll buy you are
here, you won't be here. It's the great thing. You buy me
a ticket, I'll go. I mean, I may bias, we may
have a show outing. Oh really, well, it'll be the best show
broadcasting from there. I'll tell you right now, Danny, you're gonna give
me what you disagree. I guess I'm not getting. Here's what I'm gonna
say. You're gonna make enemies for man. I don't need enemies. I'm
sorry, enemies right now, Danny. A lot more than don't make happens
to me, but I don't need more. I don't even more. Okay,
sorry about that. I was working in sponsorship. Have too much fun
now I will never stop you now. To be fair, I believe our
friend Keith has gotten in trouble with Amrick's. You're Frank Amrick's brass. I
do Keith. I happen to like Keith just from the sound of his voice,
which just makes me sound creep. But I do like Hith. Keith
going. I don't know where the question was. What I'm saying, you've
been in trouble with the uh the brass of the Emirates. I pleaded the
fifth there's but I have gotten many, uh many of text messages. So
but really for things you've tweeted out pull the alers off the moose. Yeah,
there's things that probably shouldn't have tweeted out or you know, just thinkful
about the team that I've known and things so about empty seats, people dressed
up as empty seats. You mean, not complained about empty seats or sellouts
or anything else because they're in the bottom half of the league in intendants,
who is who is the playoffs for the other half of the league too,
they don't but going on in our city, Dan, Yeah, okay,
you know what that is? Fair? Is fair? It shows were great
stuff. Yeah, we have a lot of shooting sounds. Yeah, I
didn't say that, that's what you're saying. Yeah, I'm just interpreting your
stabbings too. Yeah, let'stuff leave out the stabbing that seems you know,
the stabbing to me seems way more personal than Yeah, you gotta get real
clearly, yank you Fats, you're thinking my way. I'm thinking. I
work as a bouncer, so I have to think like that, right.
I'm a big fan of Fat. It's gotta be scary, Fats. Yeah,
so I'm a kindergarten cop for drunks. That maybe the greatest statement ever
for the end, So Keith one is the next game for the Americs.
That'll be next? What the next Saturday. Yes, yeah, well,
oha, my god, wait a long time. No, it's thirst.
No, the home game is next Saturday. They they played Tuesday Thursday in
Hershey and then Memorial the weekend and you know the everyone you don't complained about
it tennants once in a while. But I also say that it's been what
twenty years since the Americks to me at this fire, and you know,
people raised kids and moved on and lived everything else. So a lot of
people live in the glory days and hopefully they're back again. Well hopefully they
are. And I think that it's fantastic that you are not a bad Legon
fan. That's cool. Die Hard died in the wool as my grandm.
I'm the wool Merkins fan. Yeah, and we all hope Danny gets run
over by a zamboni. Oh that could happen. We could make that.
I can. I've seen some people almost fall off the balcony, so you
know how drunk were they? Uh? No idea. But there was one
person I basically had they let a calf a leg hand over the railing.
So let's close. Was it Dan committing suicide because he had to go to
a hockey game? No, there were people that were jumping off the balcony
because my band was playing and they didn't. That's true. By the way,
we did play there, Like they sell two dollars Jenny's or something,
so people try to get there early. So they put us in the beer
section and people are like, hurry, hold on, drink a favor.
By letting you playing, you're gonna ship all over them. Good luck in
neck again. I got to play Blue Cross Arena, buddy, I'll be
it in the back. I appreciate you. I love your fandom, and
uh hopefully we get to talk to you throughout the playoffs here. Yeah sounds
good. Hopefully you get every good night and uh, thank coming up.
So we'll see the AMers leave of the HL and attendance right now with fans
per game, so believes as well. So kiss Beth a newer shooter.
Damn Bill. They they lead the league in attendance right now, right now
for playoffs. Oh yeah, okay, okay, cool, well cool,
I thought he met for the season. Cool. No liter leading, So
we don't need any more people to come over. If you're not in the
bandwagon, you gonna take the Hershey Highway to Hershey and watched the game.
Buddy, what a hack thing. It is terrible, terrible. Yeah,
take the Hershey Highway to face the Bears. Coverage begins Tuesday night at six.
I talked to whd k know when I was working there, that's way
that was. Yeah, fum Mercado put that out? Did he really?
They're leaving skid mark? It looks like a high school parking lot. All
right, Keith, thank you, buddy, good luck guy. Thank you.
That's a little scary of what he says that he's a good guy.
Don't want to think of that. By the way, if you are investing
in YouTube for your football watching your football prowess last night, Danny, what
happened buddy? Heating the heating Celtics game, by the way, the fucking
heat man. I hope they just I hope they sweep you. Love pat
Riley, I do. I'm their president general manager. Is a hell of
a coach too, by the way. A fan of uh that confidence,
I'll say that. I'll say I'm a fan of that confidence. I believe
like I have a method, it works and it has does hear what he
told Lebron? What so? When Lebron first got to Miami. He didn't
like coach Spoe. This is the coach we got, not this is our
guy. This is the coach we got, Like, we're stuck with this
guy. And he went up to Pat. To pat Riley's why don't you
coach, He goes, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. I brought you in here to win a championship. Eric Spoelstra
is my coach. You're gonna win a championship with him or you or you
can take off. And I don't think Lebron liked that. I think eventually
he left to go back to Cleveland for a lot of reasons. One like
he wanted to basically control the organization. Riley's like, no, I run
the show here. Riley's got balls, man, Yeah he is. He
is ballsy, connected me. This is what we do. Yeah, I
do too well. Every once in a while, you have to draw boundaries.
You have to. It doesn't mean I don't like you, doesn't mean
I don't hear the rules. This is this is my space, is organization.
You work for me, and there's something about that that you will turn
some people off, But you have to. Here's the thing that human beings
make the biggest mistake, You're ready. The biggest mistake is that I get
myself worth from how you feel about me. And that's wrong, that's wrong.
That's that's a false premise right there, that I need to feel good
about me in spite of you, which sounds a little sarcastic, but without
you, without anything, I need to just regardless. So when people go
and because I believe this, you can't be good for anybody else unless you're
a kind of good for yourself. So where others would call that selfish,
I think it's the healthiest thing you can do, because how can you be
good for your kids, your spouse, your boss, or whatever if you're
not one hundred percent well for yourself. And I do think going back to
yours and we'll bring it back to basketball, I do think that there is
a line in the sand that sometimes you have to draw. And there are
gonna be egos, right but Lebron James, we can say, ego,
the guy has the stats to back this ship up. The guy and to
be able to play in that league for twenty years, that's impressive and play
the number of playoff games from the age of eighteen. Come on, I
mean, you like look I mean longeviteen. I've always argued that while Jordan
may be the greatest player, Lebron and I want to take Will Chamberlain and
Bill Russell out because they're centers. I think centers are like goalies and pitchers.
They're a different position. But I think Lebron is the most valuable player
ever. Jordan's the greatest, but Lebron's most valuable because you take Jordan off
the Bulls, they were still a playoff team. Scottie Pipo, you take
Lebron off any team, they're a lottery team. That's our huge off.
We saw it, Yes, we saw it, saw it several times.
Yes, so you know that's that's the such The first year in Miami they
didn't win a championship. Did they make it to the final? Yeah?
Dallas. Remember of the joke, congratulations the Dallas Mavericks for Final RIO Championship
to the city of Cleveland. That was the joke er in the space.
I forgot who the Seth Myers was the host. You're like, how did
you miss this? This is hilarious? That was Yeah, that was the
story. So all of this, fans was to bring up the fact that
YouTube yes, YouTube, they crapped out last night eight minutes left in the
game. I mean it was a great game because I had it on.
I love basketball. I don't talk a lot about it because I don't believe
that if you love basketball, you're not listening to this podcast. You know
what I'm saying. I'm saying Sixers fan, and my favorite team is whoever's
playing the Celtics. Well, okay, so you lost it like Rivers.
The lost Doc Rivers, and I was glad to get rid of Doc Rivers.
Why I think doctor he's getting he's getting a reputation that he can't finish
smelly old Boston. It doesn't mean it's real. He won a championship with
the Celtics. He's not an it's it's that Celtics team would have won without
a coach. I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I guess.
I gotta tell you, Billy when it comes to NBA coaches, XS
and knows when it comes it comes to managing egos, and I don't think
Rivers can manage the egos. Pat Riley could manage egos. Pat Riley walk
into a room. I'm the baddest dam effort of all time. I like
that, all right. Phil Jackson's like, hey, all right, I
mean you know, like we're going around the triangle le Phil Jackson had always
had the two of the five best players in the NBA playing for him at
all times, and when he didn't, he didn't win. But pat Riley
was the man, and like you got you need to manage egos, and
Doc Rivers can't manage egos. They don't respect him. Taking this back to
what originally brought this up, YouTube would you sign up for YouTube? Shit?
The bad No in the final minutes, and they have all the NFL
games this year, right, don't they have there? Here's the Yeah,
they have the Sunday ticket and people are here's here's the thing you're talking.
Can you not get the Sunday ticket anywhere else? You can't know? It's
it's exclusive through through YouTube. The top one hundred most watched TV broadcasts of
twenty twenty two, I believe that right here. I have the number.
Most of them were football games, like NFL games, I think all but
maybe ten of them. So and there's no NBA games in that. To
show you another matter, but like it's NFL State of the Union addresses three
or four of those, and then some college football games, an Olympic event,
two World Cups, the Emmy Award or the the Oscars and uh that's
but they in the Kentucky Derby. But the point is if the if,
the if YouTube craps the bed just one Sunday, well this is the thing.
Yeah damn. They launched the last what eight minutes of this game,
and people went insane. And people are writing YouTube TV charging eighty dollars a
month, but it's having issues during the Conference finals. This is ghetto.
This is ghetto. Yeah, it's stream it's streaming. It's not broadcast.
TV really wants us to believe they can handle the NFL's Sunday ticket and they
can't even get it together for Game one of the Eastern Conference Finals, not
even Game six or seven. Come on, guys, yeah, yeah,
I mean, this is the thing is it does it? It's an unfortunate
thing. It's gonna happen. You wish you wouldn't, but it is gonna
happen because we're on stream that's streaming works. And by the way, YouTube
is one of the largest sites in the world that everybody's always on. It
might be the biggest site in our own Facebook. A third of the world
was on Facebook at all times. That's where YouTube number one. That's where
YouTube is at. Right now, where do you live? Where's the gates?
Yeah? Yeah, fucking number one in games, But the porn hubb
is the number one games. Pretty sure porn hubb is number one. We're
gonna take a moment, but the point. The point is, though,
is that they have the bandwidth. YouTube's supposed to have the band with the
to handle this, and they crashed. I'll imagine when the Bills are playing
on Peacock against the Chargers on Saturday Night late this year and Peacock crafts the
bed by the way Rochester, You're not gonna be able to see that game
unless you're streaming Peacock. They're only showing it broadcast in Buffalo. So I
mean, this is this could lead to other streaming problems with This is what
the NFL wants to do. They sold a package to Amazon for Thursday nights.
They got the Friday Night or the or the Black Friday game. Now
with Jets and Dolphins, they got a game up. They got it.
They're gonna have a playoff game on Peacock two. Can you imagine if it
goes down to the playoff game? You're no, I can't supposed to be
able to house this, but they have the base with an exciting game last
week. Yeah, this was worth watching, especially in those final minutes.
And you couldn't on you and oops, yeah, it's a big mistake.
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Wrong has producer credits or direct I think it's maybe his director Predice in the
video kid. Yeah, because he picked the women Miss Canada. Yeah.
Leave the day. I sent you audio last week at Day of Blues and
he's lost his fastball, his curve, his breaking ball. Bitch, he's
lost the ball. He's like on the spoken word tour. But Fats send
me a thing saying the name. There's a teacher in Geneseo. That's been
what he's been suspended. Now. I don't know if it's suspended with or
without pay, not one hundred percent on all the details. I just know
that he was running for school board and Avon, which is where he lives
and where his kids go to school. And through the vetting process of doing
the election, uh, some stuff came out from his pad, some recent,
some little bit longer ago where he identifies a lot with people that are
just anti basically anything that is liberal. So um, if you're he's anti
LGBTQ, he's anti Black Lives Matter, he's anti you know, everything.
So he's just kind of a douchebag. And the way I remember him twenty
years ago was as a douchebag. So, I mean, you know,
he hasn't changed. What's the crime. It's not a crime. It's just
that he is running for public office. And when people find out these things,
it's you know, it's not like he's not allowed to say that stuff.
First Remendment rights. But the problem is that most people think I'm allowed
to say whatever I want and not have anything happened to me. The part
of the First Amendment is whatever you want, deal with the consequences later.
Right, Well that that isn't said in there, you know, I mean
yes, but you know you're gonna deal with consequences. If you're gonna deal
with consequences and people aren't gonna take it, no matter which side you're on,
you're gonna get blowback. You got it, right, but you have
to be prepared for that, right, And a lot of times I have
said and it's much easier than uh said, than done, But that would
be what others opinions is of you, Right, doesn't matter, should never
come into consideration at all. But imagine that, right, imagine trying to
live that way. It's almost it's almost it feels almost impossible because a lot
of times we get our self worth, our self being or whatever it is
from how Kevin feels about me, how Dan feels about me, how you
feel about me. I feel good in that, but that will change from
day to day and Waffles. It's up and down. Dan may have had
an argument with his boss that has nothing to do with me, and so
he's frustrated with here. Kevin may have had disagreeming with this one of his
kids, and you know, but we don't think that way. We don't,
right, you have to compartmentalize. How does he feel about the amricks
of people jumping on the stop? I'm just thing though, how much I
mean, has there been a lawsuit with this? Not yet? I mean,
he just was suspended within the last couple of days. Yesterday was the
election for town for the school board in Avon, and he got absolutely freaking
Reagan, you know what I mean, Like he was he was Walter Mondale
nothing so the day. Yeah, you know I remember that, yeah,
four, But I remember that because you know, I mean that was it.
He won all but Minnesota in that election. Yeah. Yeah, So
I mean like basically that was that was how this election went, Steve.
Uh the opponent won in a landslide, and there was the newest turnout in
the history of Avon elections regard more people for for than for the mayor.
That's that's a little bit disturbing. Actually, yeah, well it was.
I mean great that you exercise your right to vote. I think everybody should
do that every election, no matter what, right, no matter how you're
feeling. However, Uh, that's telling, is it not right? Well?
You know, and I don't know, I don't even know what the
what the count was, So it could have been eight hundred to two hundred,
it could have been, you know, six hundred to four hundred.
But you went to high school with this guy. Yes, he was two
years a haad of me in school and his character then, Um, he
seemed like the All American athlete, you know what I mean. He was
a football, baseball, basketball, whatever, you know what I mean.
He was on every sports team he was. He was the pitcher, he
was the quarterback, he was you know what I mean. And um,
I don't ever remember him dating. Maybe he wasn't allowed to date or anything
like that, But you'd think that a guy like that would be getting tailed
constantly. You know what, I meant to keep an underground buddy. You
can't let A no about B and see no about D see about A or
B. Do you know anything about the election of what? Would he have
gotten blown out regardless or honestly, I think um Steve only ran against him
because this stuff came out, and he would he would have probably won in
a landslide if this didn't come So so what do we think? What?
What? What? What's the the general consensus in the town? Um?
Well, I mean I haven't lived an avon in twenty years, but the
general consensus is the the we're kind of glad we find this stuff out before
he without him getting on the board first, because then he could have affected
like real negative change. Yes, you know, in in the town we
love, in the school we love, right, you know? Do you
think he was involved in some kind of stuff? I don't know, like
like like it's the the old saying thou wouldst protest too much? Man?
You know it's like if you if you hate it so much, maybe it's
a part of you. Yeah, but that's gotta be careful with that,
though you could that's conjecture. I mean, if if you want to show
the screenshot of the stuff he said, that's fair game, you know,
But I mean, like going one step, I mean, and that's your
opinion, that's cool. I just I wouldn't go down that road. Necessarily.
The signs could be there. I'd be aware of that, but I
mean, I don't know if I would go that far. I mean,
look at look at here's a group of people Q and On. They're nuts,
right, I think I think half of them don't realize what they're bargaining.
They like a sixteen year old kid in Yeah, there's bass who had
you who had autism, and and like even his lawyers like, dude,
man, like they don't he doesn't get it. They don't get it.
I mean, have these people waited for I'm not making this up JFK.
Junior to return to Earth after, you know, out of hiding, right,
that's how messed up it is, Okay, but some of these people
on Saturday nights, that's a flat earther and he literally thinks JFK. Junior
is gonna run as Donald Trump's running made in the next election, right,
I mean yeah, yeah, no, I mean yeah, I get that.
And it's like, you have good points, but then you slap this
stuff across the wall. I can't take you serious, right, Well,
you know, and that's the thing. Everybody's got their crazy shit too,
you know, yeah, right right, I mean it's it's yeah, it's
it's one of those things. I just I understand where you're coming from.
It's like, what really bothers me is that if there's a candidate I like
and then something like that comes out about him, and I'm like, oh,
I guess I've we wasted this opportunity, right, or you know,
wasted that opportune because like, there are some good people and you're gonna scene
this coming election that there's still a lot of dirt come out about a lot
of people right lately, and it's gonna be like the cleanest and I use
that term loosely. Candidates are gonna win these elections. Well they have.
Okay, we were looking at cameras trying to make sure the cameras scissors.
There's no, We're not affecting any elections anymore. Oh no, I mean
zero percent of precincts reporting Joe Biden is the winner in New York. I
saw that. I'm like, that's that's that's you know, I mean the
Democratic National Committee Debbie Wasserman Schultz. After Obama beat Hillary and O eight,
she created something called a super delegate and every one of them gets as many
votes as the entire state. So in twenty sixteen, when Bernie was going
against Hillary and it was her turn, um, he won five hundred and
ninety three out of six hundred delegates in the country, and then she got
all the super delegates, which means she won by seven votes. Yeah.
Yeah, and he was it with the nomination. When they nominate, you
would not have a communist up there. What are you talking about? I
don't think I had a comment. I think yeah, And there's and there's
a difference between socialism and national socialism, which is what you get in Venezuela,
so or you know, obviously the Nazis in Germany because national socialist is
what Speaking of Germany, do you know what um zip prinkler is? Have
you heard of ziprinkler? That when somebody's house and they don't know it,
that is not is it like is it like a is it when you walk
up behind somebody and Papa? Is it on the back of the sound that
way? But it is not. Zipprinkler means you pee sitting down as a
man. What's the term zipprinkler. Okay, so it's like you're sitting sprinkling
prinkler, but you're a ziprinkler. What's German? So I'm saying, I
hearing about more and more men doing this. What, Yeah, I do
it sometimes just because I don't want to. It's more I've had a lot
to drink. Sometimes it's more efficient when you are accurate every day every day.
I think those tists are real. It's more accurate to me when I
when I drink. Sometimes it's more efficient. When you got to go number
three? What's number three? Shouldn't piss at the same time the same time?
Well? Yeah, those you automatically. Then when you do number two,
that's when you uh, that's when you're human, smoothie buddy, and
so you turn it all in right there, Well, ziprinkler. Just to
let you know, I am not opposed to Kevin's rule. I used to
when I was married clean the bathrooms because I knew the boys had always made
a mess. I wish my boys would sit down every once and every once
in a while, I gotta tell you, like, could you just sit
the fuck down? My little use My wife goes, did you get up
in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom because water everywhere?
I was using my I was using my footbit to light the way. You
pissed? Oh my god, Danny, because I don't want to turn the
light side and wake up. You know, just lit the door in the
bathroom. What is wrong with you? You know what our friend, our
friend Keith has the light up under the ball. So I had that emotion
sensor. Yeah, I had that. It died, it died changed.
I did change a battery. Yes, my wife got it for me for
Christmas because we had the power before. My little one is standing that the
chi cheap seriously me, My little one in the night tells me, I
go go get in the shower, but go to the bath, go take
a leak, for I'm just gonna pee in the shower. Yes, bro,
bro, why not all the same spot Yep cures athlete's foot. It's
not peanut his foot. It's not that big may step in a little bit
as it's there. Okay, you just have a jelly fish stand of I
like this, what's that? I heard that like urine can cure jelly jellyfish
stings. And he says, no, that's not true true. How do
you know it's one hundred percent not true? Google it? Okay, Like
like, no, if you do that, you know you're still you're still
in pain and you smell like this. Okay, we'll take a moment.
He's just still in pain, like bits, But well, why did you
bring up the zippop earth or I only did it because I knew that Kevin
would jump on the fact that he sits down to Peggy, so well,
he's a zipprinkler. There's a certain religious I know there's a religious group.
And I am I am actually proud of Kevin. Well proud for Kevin,
I should say, only because he admits it, and I proud of you.
So he's like a kid learning how to potty trade. He is proud
of him on percent. Sometimes when the two seem still h hey, all
right, we'll take a moment. When we come back, we gotta do
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who's got we need paper and pens? I didn't even I probably need to.
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They can't use those are ad paper got something over there? All right,
So we're gonna play closer to the pa. It's YouTube. Oh it's just
YouTube. Okay, yeah, vibrating Our executive producer today is Kevin Muir?
All right. Closest to the picture today is a pain in my ass.
I'm worth it, all right, Close to the pin. PGA Championship Style.
The PGA Grand Slam of Golf was the first pg event held at O'khill
in what year? Wait? What PGA Grand Slam of Golf was the first
PGA event ever held at O'khill? What year was the PGA Grand Slam of
Golf? Now here's the thing, Fats. We closest to the pin.
You don't have to nail it, right, He's just gonna be closer than
the rest of us and then week back out, So we subtract what it's
like golf here. Do you have the porners are going to? Yes?
I do Browning, brown Cow music. You're good? No is this?
We're good? Now it's starting again. Put your headphones on, Pumpkin,
I don't have them. I felt like shaft. I hope you're on porn
music. Okay, you had the good music going. That's why we're not
gonna get another PGA championship. You'll drink the course dry. Question number two,
how many PGA championships has oak Hill played host too? How many PGA
champions How many PGA champcluding this one including this one? That's quest banners today
from the nineteen eight Oh wow ye what was he hosted? Thank you?
Next question, how much does the want to make her trophy? Way Danny
and I touched it last night or a replica of it last night? That
was that was the trophy. That's the trophy that that rests at the PGA
uh headquarters. They the winner poses with it and then they get a replica
to take home for the year. Kind of like Brandon today, you ask
about the XFL. You talked to him. Bill, It's great to see
you. I had a long conversation. I heard the podcast is doing great.
May be on that'll be awesome. That'd be his first publica public uh,
I know chat talked to him. How What was the last question?
How much does the want to make way? Okay, go ahead? Next?
How many times did Jack Nicholas paper dumb ass finish as the runner up
at the GA champions runner? How many times that Jack Nicholas finished number two?
Here? You got it, moll Fats, run it down, Fats,
he's own, He's lived his life, sir, You and I,
it's just the PGA Championships. Josh, he's that number changed, that number.
Run scale it down, shave a few off, buddy, Yeah.
Next question, how many times did Rochester's own Walter Hagen win the PGA Championship?
And I think I know how many times did Walter Hagen winning the Hagen's
family stole around here. I don't know Hagins, but I also found out
the Wanta Maker trophies in that tro guy who owned a store. Yes,
yes, the Wanta Maker. Last question, how many PGA champions are the
son of a PGA champion in w if you paid attention to the big boards
at the golf term today and some of the bottom of the glass, you'd
get a lot of these answers. Right, mister Moran, what do you
mean he's trying to shame me a little bit? Intervet? Just next week
four or after Stephanie comes in, we definitely after back to the top PGA
grand Son of Golf. Was the first PJ event held at oak Hill?
What yere Danny year four? I said, eighteen sixty five. I don't
think ok Hill was around eighteen sixty five, nineteen sixty three, nineteen hundred
and seventy nine. A right bills out, I'm out? I lost?
I did. I can see like this was like we're playing. How many
PGA Championships has oak Hill played host to four? I said twelve? It
is four nineteen eighty one by Nicholas John McKell, mckill, Jason Jason and
day Shambo whoever? This year? How much does the Wannamaker Trophy way I
see it? Thirty three pounds, I said, twenty six pounds, sixteen
pounds, thirty two oh by seventy within one. It still doesn't help me
for shit? How many times the Jack Nicholas finished his runner up at the
PGA Championship six three, four times nineteen sixty where he also finished runner up
in the Masters, the British and the PGA. That was the thing when
he was chasing Tiger like eighteen championships, but he also came in second place
an awful lot sixty five seventy four in nineteen eighty three. Tiger, if
he doesn't win it, he doesn't finish in second that often he'sould wins it
or that's it? How many times it rochters On Walter Hagen win the PGA
Championship six times? I say four, five, one, twenty four,
twenty five, twenty six and twenty seventy four. Pet and last, but
not least, how many PGA champions are the son of a PGA champions?
Said three? I said three? It is nine? Whoa current leader?
Kegan Bradley one of those? Justin Thomas, which have we thrown out my
first two scores? I would have done well, but I fuck Yeah,
I screwed the pooch. Yeah, and it's mother. You gotta succeed early.
You see if you can find YouTube today too, they were ESPN had
some coverage talking about the garbage plate they did, and a couple of the
European players like, oh, well that's America. Well it is, that
is true. Rory even said, because yes, I've had a garbage plate.
I've had one that was enough. Yes, he did well. Couple
players like, yeah, I'd hit that, but I probably wouldn't do it
the night before I play. Yeah, Jordan Spieth, I wouldn't eat that
to night before I had to play around. But maybe on Monday. By
the way, Jeff Sluman been around and all this week. No, he's
not in town at all. Same facts. I heard the same thing.
You know, I got it on Facebook. Yeah, yeah, uh.
He's with his family in Georgia. Yeah, I think so. I appreciate
you coming in. I'd like to have you back sometimes, I'd love to
come back. I think you're I've always thought you were very funny, thoughtful.
Who is nobody is given your wife should for Kevin Muir, who was
actually nice to his wife. I'm nice. I wouldn't say nice, Nay,
I do see nice things. We actually not stupid. You see.
You know, here's the thing, here's where it counts. He says,
that's when you know that's when you know Bill Moran will see him Monday. Hey,