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Hey, listen to Commandic Cook Podcast, episode four thirty eight. I'm brand

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home here with Brian and we're gonna
jump on the moudiy Ho ho Ho train

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by talking about commanding Ho Ho Ho
three Now are theme. So, hey,

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Ryan, we're back for yet another
whirlwind adventure. How you do it?

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Good? What is going down?
The whole ton is going down.

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We're back aboard the hype train for
the summer super duper excitement set. If

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you're watching on YouTube, which you
should be, you'll see what excitement means

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to me. Yes, but this
is more accurate, really right, No,

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this is this is this is give
me some, that's give me all.

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This is all of it. Yeah, that's what they want. Yeah,

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yeah, the whole whole train.
That's Maudi whole Ho Ho three hose

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because it's modern Horizons three modern,
it's modern horizons y right man, In

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that it is the most modern set
time released. Modern must be what they

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mean modern red new. I like
that. Before we explain when any of

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that means, you got some stories
to tell, some people to thank.

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very good. And if you're a
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Modern Horizons three pre con We're gonna
talk about that next week when we'll look

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at the rest of the set.
But you can buy one of them and

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use CEO Perks promo code and you're
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Yeah, which is super cool because
then you got that store credit that you

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can use CEO Save promo code on. The Only thing I'm gonna say about

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that is is we're into quarter two
now or sorry, quarter three June started

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and the big boss man in like
the Super High Tower, sitting on his

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mountain of money scrowge mcdawc. Yes, might want us to change the promo

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code, so we'll have to come
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instead of CEO Perks, instead of
CEO Safe. We just changed it.

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Hey, I don't make the rules. Man, just changed it. We

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literally just changed I'm not going to
say anything until they ask us to,

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so I've only used it sixteen to
Oh Uncle Brando's leading from the front wall.

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Oh yeah, man, Well,
as things are spoiled, like,

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I got to make sure that I
pre order all the stuff I need from

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then you see a new card,
you hit order because you know I'm not

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going to open it. That's ridiculous. So I order like if I if

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I want it for Nora in or
something, and there's some there's some Norn

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cards in this set. Let me
tell you. I got to pre order

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that stuff. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. So I make a few of

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them and then they have mercy on
me and they put them all in one

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really fat envelope, but they put
all of the individual order slips hold it

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around. So when I get them, there's like all the orders are in

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one, like you need like a
forklift and stuff to get it delivered.

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It's pretty fun. So we're going
to talk about modern Horizons three Commanders today.

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We're gonna try and do all of
them. There's only thirty two weeks

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probably do it. But all of
them, like are so many goddamn words

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and decently interesting. There's a bunch
that I'm actually interested in talking about.

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And there's a few that I even
want to play like in my ninety nines.

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There's a couple of those, and
I want to get your take on

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it. But and we've been trying
to like mix in the podcast business.

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But we've got to do some at
the front today. Yes, we've gotta

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do some at the front because I
want to kick off with a couple of

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new patrons. We got new patrons
that said that they like like they got

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these pseudonyms, these screen names.
What the hell is that Almo? And

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they need a CEO nickname. It's
one of the benefits. Now. Normally

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we give people real names when they
have their own nickname, but these are

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like, these are real nicknames.
I assume this is what people call them

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in their real lives at work,
especially this first one. Okay for sure.

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If you want a CECEO nickname,
you go to patreon dot com slash

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ceo podcast. You sign up,
you find the you find like the category

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that gives you the nickname. Every
category gives you discord access, so when

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you get your nickname, you can
change it in the discord. Then everybody

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knows who the hell you are.
Yes, first one, and this is

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this is probably what this guy gets
called that work. Definitely a name.

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Maybe his wife calls him this.
I don't know which part of it's worse.

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If your wife's calling you this idiotic
have acar? Where do you come

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up with this stuff? What part
of him looks like an avocado? I

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assume it's his head. It's not
what I was thinking, maybe he has

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really just and no shame. Maybe
he has really bad skin. Maybe he

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got a wrinkly old right, like
he just doesn't take care of himself.

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He has like weird lizard skin.
Can we change his name to wrinkly lizard

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skin or something. I wanted to
throw the word guawk in there. Someone

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guawk box, lizard guawk guawk Oh
man, I like walkbox. There is

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a word that rhymes with guawk,
But I'm not gonna throw it into a

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nickname because I feel like, given
that he's called idiotic avocado in his real

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life, being called guawkcock probably isn't
gonna be the thing that makes his life

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better. I said it out loud, didn't I. His nickname is now

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guawkcock. That's that's it. Yeah, welcome aboard, And I'm sorry.

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Yeah, I'm not actually sorry.
I feel no pity. Oh no,

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I feel I feel really good.
That's a goodbye. That was thank you?

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I like thank you. Okay,
Next one headless joker. Now I

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could make some headless jokes, but
I'm not sure that I want that to

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happen to anybody. That's also the
truth. Do you think he means joker

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like the playing card or joke like
the Batman villain. Oh ah, what

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must be the playing card? Can
I change joker to choker? Headless choker?

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There's no kink shaming in the Nation
headless choker. If he's not choking

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something with a head, what is
he choking? Oh no, we're talking

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about different things. What m hm
okay, Producer Gary's laughing in there.

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I don't he's thinking about choking his
see I don't even know what we're talking

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about it anyway, this is insane. This doesn't make sense. Okay.

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So a couple of little bits of
thing here. We've got a new show

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that's in development on CCO. What. Yes, Remember I told you we

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were talking about the name and we
were trying to like make the name not

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sound like a crime. Oh yeah, yes, yeah. So one of

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the things that our good friend Patreon
supporter Discord regular Jenny McCarthy's brother is putting

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together, I guess, like a
mini sidewalk slam okay with patreons, with

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patron people, and he's organizing it
in the Discord. And what it is

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is Commander gameplay with the CEO Patrons
or CECO Nation as we call them.

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Yeah, and it's all gonna be
vedh games, and they're kind of gonna

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be like mini sidewalk slams because everybody's
friends, and they're gonna be cut down

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to like twenty twenty five minute games, just like Bang Bang Bang Bank Bank,

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like card card card card, card
card, and like the finishing play,

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the play of the game, the
combo whatever it is that wins the

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game, and it's gonna be like
all of our friends neat. Yeah,

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super cool. So we don't have
a launch date yet, though I'm thinking

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Jenny McCarthy's brother, you and I
we were talking about like sidewalk slam,

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sidewalk pickup games. Tea Coats actually
came up with CEO's curb side pay There

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it is that one, and we
can call it like the Patreon pickup games.

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It could be like Ppo, which
sounds dirty, Yes it does.

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It really does. So Ppo curb
side pick Up with the CEO patrons.

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Super fun. Watch for it on
our socials and and like the YouTube channel

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and stuff, because I think it's
gonna be cool. Tea Coats is given

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uh is given Colton some some like
some editing advice. He's got all the

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cards on there. It looks really
good. Who's Colton Jenny McCarthy's brother.

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Ah see the nickname? Yes,
the nickname? You need them? We

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need them, Yes, we do, we need them. So final thing

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that? Oh? No, second
final thing? What I have a bone

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pick with you? I didn't.
I didn't even ask you this before we

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started recording. Nothing. It's what
you're gonna do. Okay. You told

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me you have a gimmick for your
booster box opening of my Ho Ho ho.

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Yes, any any previews, any
any teasers? No, I'm not

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telling you shit. You have to
watch. How would you rate it between

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one and in a cowboy? Where
does it fall on the skin between one

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and cowboy hat? I'm gonna say, like, I don't know. It's

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a solid like seven point nine oom
on my way to eight point three.

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I think people are really gonna like
it. Okay, good. So you've

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got a booster box of like a
collector box. Do they have collector But

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they do have collector boxes. I
did secure one for myself, Oh and

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believe me, it was not easy
and it took me a lot of store

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credit and finagling, but I did. I did get one. Yes,

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I am gonna open it with everybody
on the BBO and the c COOYTC coming

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up. I guess next week.
Yeah, it'll be like a Friday or

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whatever. They usually drop Friday,
so I'll get it on Friday at three.

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I'll have it opened on Friday by
three forty five video after you at

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five, and it'll be out sometime
after that, depending on when I stopped

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crying. Yes, yes, yes, Like it looks like I'm having fun.

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But afterwards, I like, oh
my god, are you gonna throw

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any cards? Do you know?
Uncle? Have you ever watched the BBO

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on the ccoy T. I have, Like, come on now, there

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will be cards thrown for sure.
And I do want to just remind everybody

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who's listening that if you want to
go, like if you're in the Land

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of the Free, but you want
Branda to open them, or you want

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to get the discount with the CCO
save discount from Fusion on your booster box,

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because that's gonna be like a significant
amount of money off. Yeah.

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Right, you can get the cards
sent to brand out and he can do

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another BBO with him and then he'll
like sort him or whatever and send him

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off to you. Yeah, so
do that because that that's gonna save Brando

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from getting pounded, and because it's
not his box, it might actually be

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not terrible. What would it mean
if I opened a good box for somebody?

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Like? What would that do to
the show? Psychologically? To you?

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To me? Like? Oh you
would just cry? What does that

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feel like? I wanted to like, what does it feel like to open

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a box and just see good cards
falling? What does that? What does

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it feel like? I don't know, Jeff, you Jesse and I opened

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up a box of WORLDWEK One Time, right, and we split it so

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we both got like eighteen packs or
whatever. The two chase cards were Jason

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meind Sculptor and a Bissele Persecutor.
Right, I opened both of them.

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He opened neither of them. That
felt pretty good, but mostly because it

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was Jesse, though, yes,
yeah, not not because those are awesome.

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Well, I mean, Jason mind
Sculptor Graced of all time probably,

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but but uh, Thebisto Persecutor is
a card I don't think anybody's ever thought

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about. No, since I did
Worldwike, I did almost lose to that

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card, and then I thought,
oh no, I can't actually can't,

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okay, So last thing, last
thing I I'm working on a thing that

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I can't talk about yet because it's
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not d d O yet, deep
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it rhymes with schmick schmarter. Yeah, just just puzzle it out. People

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are people are gonna know and when
when Sometimes when you do a thing that

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rhymes with schmick smarter, you need
a little bit of like startup capital.

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And I'm not looking for investment there
or like like people to donate. But

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what I do have if you want
to help with some like startup capital,

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is go to comanticooad dot com.
Check out the store because we've got the

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new merch there. You've got stickers
and merchant shirts, and we've got the

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shirts stuff. I've got new hats
with a teal leather patch. I've got

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not the one I'm wearing, but
I've got the summer hats with the scrollly

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text and the camel bills. We've
got the new T shirts. We've got

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tokens, we got the new stickers, we got lots of dice left,

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we got the CEO pins left.
Only a couple of those though. Yeah,

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those people like those, I like
them too. So if you want

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to help out with the rhymes with
Schmick, smarter commandiccocoad dot com, slash

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store, and you can. You
can help make it a reality because we're

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working on some cool stuff. I
showed Uncle BROWNO. He thinks it's cool.

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It's neat. Yeah, I have
some. I'm I'm even gonna add

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some tweaks. Oh yeah, there
was the one tweak I told you about.

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That's very important. That's important to
people. I don't remember what the

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twee kids card. I can't tell
you. I can't tell you on the

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thing because that'll blow the surprise.
But I'm telling you people want what I

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said, Okay, very important,
Yes, and I'll take note of it

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because I already don't remember. This
is what it feels like to me.

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You yes, Oh you don't open
up good cards. No, I'm not

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at all. Yeah, that doesn't
worry. If you're me and I'm you,

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then you would open bad cards and
I would open no cards, and

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then the world ceased to make sense. I feel. Yes, seeing you

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open cards is like watching a fish
ride a bike. Yeah, just you

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just never see it. You know
what I really love? And this is

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the last thing before we get to
the thirty New thirty New two Commanders.

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Right. The thing I love is
watching people open booster packs, like in

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real life, like when we go
to the Coachman licensed beverage room after d

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H and M, or like after
a command fest or a magic con or

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whatever, and we just slam M
twenty one and just open up booster packs.

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And when somebody gets a cool pull
or like a nostalgic card, or

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like a like a Chase money rare, that's just the best, and the

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spilled beer on it, it's just
dope. Yeah, use it as a

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napkin. Yeah, yeah, Okay, let's find out which of these cards

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we're gonna use as a napkin.
I would use most of these as a

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napkin rather than play them, but
some of them I will also play.

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This first one probably gonna end up
being a napkin, though it is mythic.

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Nearly all of them are mythic.
Hey, yeah, lots of them

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are mythics. Okay, a Johnny
Nakadal Pariah to man a commander before we

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get into this, because he this
is like the Jenny before he was a

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Janny, a Johnny, I guess
before he was a Yeah. When he

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was a dude. And there's a
whole bunch of characters in here that have

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like mashed together or are dead.
So is this have they just acts the

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magic storyline completely? I think that
the horizon sets don't fall into the storyline,

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like think of modern horizons one where
we got Erza and Yogmath. Those

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guys existed like thousands of years apart
in the story. Okay, yeah,

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yeah, so these just these are
just like character individual things like. Okay,

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So Johnny Naicoato Praia is a one
two cat warrior for White one two

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man of Commander and these flip walkers
these this guy's gonna flip into a planes

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walker. Yeah, they're one and
two mana. That's like really good,

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that's solid. Okay. So he
enters a battlefield with a two to one

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cat Warrior creature token. So you're
getting three power three toughness for two mana.

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It's pretty good. And here's the
story. It's him and his brother,

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Him and his brother Jasol man Jizol
is way stronger than a Johnny in

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card form. Whenever one or more
other cats you control die aka Jasol because

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he dies, and that's what ignites
Johnny spark. Did you know what I

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did? Yeah, it's be like, if you die, I turned into

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a plane walker. What if you
die, you probably just forget. I'd

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show up and gonna be like a
garbage bag with like your hat on it,

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stuffed with old coffees and magazines,
and I just look over and talk

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to you, and you gotta like
wrap our arms up with rope so I

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can move. The producer Gary has
me dead, me sitting on his lap,

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and he's like moving and he just
goes yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. He pretends to drink,
so then he flips over into a planes

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walker that cares about cats. And
then it's ultimate ability. Just fucks somebody,

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yes minus four. Each opponent chooses
an artifact, a creature, an

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enchantment, and a planes walker from
among the things they control, and then

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sacrifices the rest. Oh that's some
there's that's a card. That's a card.

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Uh frick, it's probably on the
screen. Editor, Joe, he's

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pretty good at finding what the card
is. Editor is good at that stuff.

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Final final something or choice of not. It's not choice of death,

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no no, but it's a white
card. It's like white, white,

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white, white two and it like
gets all things. It's like from in

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straw or something. Sure, anyways, that's a Johnny. He's he's good,

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He's gonna go in cat dex.
He'd be better if he was green

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and white. Oh, I know
that he's I know that the Johnny is

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red and white in his cards.
But if he was green and white,

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I feel like he would find a
home in more like casual cat decks.

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Oh you know what though, because
that's what was cat dex. This is

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borosa Johnny. He flips into red
white. This is when he's vengeance.

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He's trying to get vengeance for his
brother getting killed, and a Johnny vengeance

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was like the card that was really
good out of like a Laura block for

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a while, remember ye killed all
that lambs. And then after he's like,

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okay, cool, I'm like Zen
and Johnny. Now he's got a

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like AA meetings and stuff and aggression
anonymous, yes, a Johnny aggression anonymous

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AAA meetings. And now he's like
green white and Johnny and he's like,

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chill, here have a guy who's
power and toughness. Recal to your life

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too, That's what he says.
Yeah, gain one hundred life. Yeah,

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and still lose right, like I
gain one hundred life sick bro,

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We'll hit you for two hundred.
Welcome to Commander Yep okay, Arna callen

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Rude Sky Captain Man. When I
was reading this, I was like,

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this card can just this car can
fuck all the way off? This is

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this is the this is the what's
what's red? White? Black? What

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is that again? Mar this is
the Mardo one but with blue instead of

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red, right, Sir Gwynn sort
of sort of it's a night and it's

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got two of the same colors,
and it cares about enchantments and artifacts and

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equipments and shit doesn't give it a
read it Okay, So it's a four

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to four for Esper and two.
Yeah, flying life length is pretty good

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ward because of course everything has word. Now discard a card, sure Jesus.

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So whenever a modified creature you attacks. A modified creature is a creature

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that has an enchantment or an equipment
or a counter on it. Attacks on

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that creature, you double the number
of counters if you have counters, and

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for each non token equipment or aura
that's attached to it, you get a

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token that's a copy of it attached
to it. It's attached to it.

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Jesus Christ, that card's gonna slap. That's insane. That's insane. Kind

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of gives me, uh, Bruna
light of alabaster vibes. You know,

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when she attacks, you'd get like
all three oras or all ours equipments from

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your graveyard hand and ship, yeah, and attached to her. Yes.

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What if you had a case like
Bruna could go on an arn A deck

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and you get like a double of
all of that, that's pretty frickin good.

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I mean, why not right like
that? I mean for all those

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equipment decks that are in modern right, I mean the equipment deck in modern

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that's esper colors is definitely gonna run
this and just roll over people with like

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batter skulls and shadow spears. Batter
legendary shadow spear is what else is it?

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Any sword? Any sword there and
then keep it any number of plus

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one plus on counters. Keep in
mind that the that the equipments that are

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tokens still have all the abilities,
So you could take like your token copy

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of sort of Feast and Famine and
put it on a different creature too,

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So like this thing, Yeah,
this card's gonna beat the living ship out

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of people. You know what you
could do on here and there's gonna be

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jack shit. You can do all
that glitters on here is gonna like make

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your guy huge. Yeah, okay, next one like this one, Next

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one, Ashling flame Dancer. This
is the hint from the pre show yesterday.

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Say it right, Ryan, there
we go, flame Dancer. Yes,

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Elemental Shaman four four for Red Red
two. You don't lose unspent manna

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as steps and phases end. That's
the phase. The phrase that's you I

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like, that's the part I like. The one that I like is whenever

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you cast or copy an instant or
sorcery discard a card than draw card.

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That's fine. If this is the
second time this ability has resolved, this

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turn Asling deals to damage to each
opponent and each creature they control, because

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it needed all of those frickin' words. If it's the third time, add

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Red Red red Red Yeah, yeah, and don't lose unspent manna as steps

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and phases ended. That's every buddies, not just yours. Right, So

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if you're gaining red mana on other
people's turns, you get to keep it,

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right, I think. So this
turn is different than step and phase.

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But no, because when when your
final thing ends in your turn ends,

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it's just somebody else's turn starts,
and that turn is full of steps

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and phases. Oh sweet, it
doesn't say you don't lose unspent manna as

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your steps and phases end. Oh
there we go. That's thought. Yeah,

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okay, so bright a fire and
then you play a bunch of instant

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sorce reason do damage, yeah,
or you play it with the taneb the

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guy that gets mana equal to damage
delt in your post combat. Essentially,

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this is potential commander number three or
four in the mono Red Burgie taneb Assling

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Dot deck where you're trying to do
the big things the double damages. It's

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a burn deck commander, right,
yep. And it's gonna be cool.

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And she looks super sweet in the
Andy Warhol profile treatment. Oh yeah,

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I'm very excited for that. I
wonder if editor Joe can have that up

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on the screen for I'm sure he
can. He's a pretty good He's yeah,

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he's he's pretty good. Oh yeah
with the pink background. Yeah,

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I like that lot. I like
these this we'll talk about more next week,

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but I really like this crop of
profiles. I think there they learned

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from last time, and they're they're
really nice, they're really really cool.

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I still say, I still say, from collector number left to right,

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top to bottom, like on nine
cards at a time, three by three,

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it should have been a gradient.
It should have been. But you

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know, maybe next next time they'll
learn. Eventually they'll take our ideas and

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then give us any credit for them, like you always do. Okay,

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x lax x lax as lax.
The swelling Scourge, Oh, I got

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a swelling ass. That's what I
call little brandos sometimes, the swelling scourge,

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this prolapse, the swelling scourge,
that's what I call him. Look

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out. Okay, let's read what
he does. He's a two to two

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for three, all colorless. Whenever
ass crack the swelling Scourge or another colorless

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creature you control, eat shit you
get an experience counter or creatures you control

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get plus x plus x in clent
of turn, where x is the number

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of experienced counters you have and spawns
and scions you control. Those like the

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el Drawsi creature tokens that sack for
a manta get annihilator one and indestructible until

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end of turn. And remember annihilator
is an attack trigger. So even with

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your scions, no, your spawns
are zero ones, they each of them

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will trigger on attack and make your
opponent sacrifice a permanent But they're gonna be

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big too, like because of all
your experience counters, because you're obviously probably

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gonna play this in a scion.
And what's the other one spawn deck?

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Yes, and every time you sack
one, you get a counter. You

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mean the five color al DRAWSI deck. Now, yeah, you know what's

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you know what's actually funny is when
we went back to Zenda Car like Zendecar

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Rising or whatever, and we got
all of the El Drazi scions, the

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one one versions. Yeah, that's
when we saw devoid where colored cards are

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actually colorless, and that's where we
saw a lot of colored cards produce El

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Drazzi scions. Yeah. So all
of those eighteen cent cards, when they're

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even in foil, yeah, are
going to go into this deck. And

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this is from the pre con,
So you're gonna get this guy as like,

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I think this is the backup commander
for the pre Con. Yes,

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so that's probably a good start.
The only thing I would say about that

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is long is as long as you
have the excitement in your wallet, right,

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or that you don't want in your
wallet. Yeah, if you're okay

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with excitement leaving your wallet and you
or you have the cards to build a

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five color Manna base, I think
you could get ass Crack the Swelling Scourge

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and just like spend nine cents to
get all those El Drazzi Sion cards and

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then that deck, and that's the
deck. You don't need to spend one

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hundred dollars on the pre con to
get one card that you're gonna end up

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playing. Correct. You could just
get them like eight cents at a time.

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Yes, And there's a few cards
in there that you probably want.

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But I think the big ones that
you're gonna want to pick if you're thinking

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about building this guy now are Emergence
Zone and Awakening Zone. Those ones are

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probably going to see a little bit
of an uptick. Those are the ones

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that give you a sign or respondering
each up key. Correct. Yeah,

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and those weren't I don't think those
were in the pre con and they were

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already a few bucks to start yeap. So those are probably going to see

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an uptick now because they're so good
in this deck. Yeah, Okay,

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this one. I don't know about
this one. I'm I'm totally medium kate

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famed machinist. What I will say
looks gull bang exactly like my grandma mother

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ass grandmother ass three three dwarf artificer. My grandma's even short white, red

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blue one dwarf artificer. Fabricate one. When this creature enters a battlefield,

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put a plus one counter on it, or create a one to one colorless

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artifact creature token. Yeah, other
non token creatures you control have fabricate one.

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Cool, So everything's going to be
bigger or everything comes into play with

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a token. Correct. So that's
the deck, right, it's a token

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deck, yeah, because nobody's doing
Jeskuy plus one counters, are they?

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I don't think? Probably not.
Also to tap, choose one, populate,

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or proliferate. I guess whatever you
choose, you can do. Yes,

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I'm very excited again to see the
jes Skuy token deck really get a

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great piece for modern I'm really excited
for those people in the sixty card formats

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or they're just jamming Jess Guy tokens. I'm so excited that they finally have

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a finisher like this, Yes,
great, great call in modern horizons three

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man, Hell yeah, baby,
I bet you you can do a bunch

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of stuff in jes Skuy artifact plus
one counterdecks. Think of modular like,

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think of affinity for artifacts like og
Mirrit and stuff. Think of the stations,

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all those cards that are just jam
in every modern dad, Yeah,

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fucking crazy. Yeah, I can't
believe they're topsy turvy in a format like

402
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this, Ryan, I can't believe
it. I want to see some I

403
00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:11.640
want to see some smash ups in
modern That's what I want. I want

404
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:17.440
to see some populates and proliferates on
mere enforcers in modern. Sure is that

405
00:27:17.480 --> 00:27:18.519
even? Can you even play that
card? Probably not, I don't care.

406
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:22.079
It says affinity for artifacts on it, so I assume you can't play

407
00:27:22.079 --> 00:27:26.759
it in modern. But you can
play cards that are way more broken in

408
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:29.599
modern. So I don't know.
Let's move on from this one. Cram

409
00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:36.079
the Undertaker. This is the backup
commander in the cram the Undertaker into a

410
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:38.640
box or into your butt no kink
shaving in the nation. Yes, he's

411
00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:45.559
a zero five for juhnd N one
Human war gets plus X plus overor X

412
00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:48.799
is the greatest power among creatures cards
in all graveyards, greatest power among creature

413
00:27:48.839 --> 00:27:52.920
cards in all graveyards. So could
be big, So he could be big.

414
00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:56.240
Okay, I'll accept that. Whenever
he attacks, each player mails a

415
00:27:56.240 --> 00:28:00.039
card, he feeds his own power. Correct. Okay. And then once

416
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:04.839
per turn you may play one land
and one creature from any graveyard. That

417
00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:10.599
was Mill this turn. Ooh,
ooh, ooh, Juhn Mill, June

418
00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:12.720
Mill. Right, I thought you'd
like that one. June Mill. He's

419
00:28:12.720 --> 00:28:17.400
fine, He's he's fine. Yeah, I you know what I was.

420
00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:19.119
I was gonna open my mouth to
say I wish he had blue in him,

421
00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:23.559
But now I don't Juhn Mill because
Junde millep. That's it. Let's

422
00:28:23.559 --> 00:28:26.960
go to the next one, well, junk Mill and Modern oy. Oh

423
00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:30.799
yeah for sure. Oh, people
are gonna be jumping for joy for that

424
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.920
shit, jumping for joy for jund
Mill. Yeah, babe, jj old

425
00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:38.839
podcast. Can you imagine if Junde
Mill showed up at just the top all

426
00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:41.960
the way to the bottom of the
top, like sixteen modern decks at Worlds

427
00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:45.480
or something. Can you imagine that? What don't we just look like?

428
00:28:45.519 --> 00:28:48.839
Ask you know what it would be
something where it's like jund Mill, but

429
00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:51.839
it's got like dredge cards in it. Your milling yourself. Yeah, and

430
00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:55.640
then it's actually a dredge deck,
of which we'll see a commander for I'm

431
00:28:55.640 --> 00:28:57.160
excited to see this guy because I
think he's gonna be big. I want

432
00:28:57.160 --> 00:29:00.359
to see jund Mill. It'll probably
end up with the black and there being

433
00:29:00.440 --> 00:29:03.440
self mill, or with the red
in there. It'll be like the the

434
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:07.640
Rummage or Chaos Discard or whatever,
or chaos straw where you're putting stuff in

435
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:11.880
your own graveyard, or you use
your giant guy to use green to draw

436
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:14.839
fourteen cards. In the end of
your turn, you discard down to hand

437
00:29:14.880 --> 00:29:18.799
size. Also good, also milling
yourself, yes, but yes, yeah,

438
00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:22.720
just that's the long way. Now, let's talk about the next one.

439
00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:26.119
Oh what if you mill a tarmagi
and this guy gets a zero five.

440
00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:30.160
You could do that with the next
You could do that with the next

441
00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:37.200
card. And the card that totally
trivializes Once was a creature that defined modern

442
00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:41.680
is Lisa the Restless. She is
a five six for five, three of

443
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:47.519
which are John colors. Whenever a
Luragoi Permanent card is put into your graveyard

444
00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:53.039
from anywhere except play put it onto
the battlefield, John mill Nate. Whenever

445
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:56.519
one or more creatures you control to
combat damage to a player, create a

446
00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:06.799
ptarmagi. Oh oh man, I
traded one for a Force of Will once,

447
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:10.359
I said on the pre show,
I traded a place set of tarmarglice

448
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:17.559
for sealed Commander Arsenal with the black
or No with the gray tickdown life counter

449
00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:22.160
and the Foil Command Tower and the
Foil Calia the vast and to get this

450
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:29.160
Commander Arsenal exclusive sleeves never even use
them. Maybe I should bust that out

451
00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:33.000
for Lisa the Restless Deck. Oh, that would be such the irony and

452
00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:37.519
the just all the holy universe coming
together, and for the record of Tom

453
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:45.960
And then I'll lend it to Jewels. A tarma for those of us that

454
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:52.359
don't play Modern is a zero or
a star starsh Star plus one. Creature

455
00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:55.880
gets plus one plus one for each
card type in graveyards, So plans,

456
00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:57.680
walker, instance, sorcery, creature, enchantment, artifact, whatever, whatever,

457
00:30:57.720 --> 00:31:02.680
whatever battle I guess now, what
does it count? I think it's

458
00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:10.359
a siege, siege whatever, whatever
I think he can get up to,

459
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:12.799
like being eight nine or something.
Yeah, yeah, and probably won't.

460
00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:18.680
Eight nine for two is what he
is, and for a long time in

461
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:23.279
modern and in legacy because Tomogefe was
the scourge of Goblin decks and Murpholk decks

462
00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:26.720
because Tomergiff went in the Zoo deck
and the Zoo had like higher punch or

463
00:31:27.200 --> 00:31:33.720
more power and toughness per mano cost, but it couldn't play blue anyways.

464
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:38.160
So Tarmargef was like the bane of
legacy and modern for a long time because

465
00:31:38.599 --> 00:31:42.680
generally he was a three four for
two or a four or five for two

466
00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:47.920
once you block with him once and
then he just starts to pound after somebody

467
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:49.599
like tries to alpha and you block
or like whatever. Right now, now

468
00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:53.920
he's a piece of shit jump blocker. But his creature type is Lergoif correct,

469
00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:59.200
and we don't have a Lergoif specific
commander yet. And that's why this

470
00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:00.839
one is actually kind of cool,
oh yeah, because now you can play

471
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:07.720
all those other lurgoif Taravore, Morde, war Hands Run. It's a Lurgoif

472
00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:12.400
is the alphabetically first card in all
Magic databases, but it's from Unhinged.

473
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.200
You can't even play it, and
it's the wrong colors. Yeah, see

474
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:21.359
it's it's horrific. Let's go to
the next card Eladamory core coorvict del This

475
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:23.839
is another Waco. We're gonna read
what it does and then everybody's gonna know

476
00:32:23.880 --> 00:32:27.640
what you do with it. So
it's a three three for Green Green one

477
00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:30.240
Elf Warrior. You may look at
the top card of your library anytime.

478
00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:32.240
That's my favorite thing in magic.
Yes, sir sick. You may play

479
00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:36.839
creature cards on the top of your
library. Even better than only being able

480
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:40.240
to look at it green tap tap
two one tap creatures you control. You

481
00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:45.000
may put a creature from the top
of your library into play, or from

482
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:50.000
your hands or from top Yeah,
even it's kind of it's Elvish Piper or

483
00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:54.480
Sneak Attack, but Elvish Piper,
Elvish that amulet that lets you put stuff

484
00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:59.240
in it lets you play creatures for
for fucking free. Yeah, that's it.

485
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:01.039
What do you do with that?
You put in Creator hoof Behemoths and

486
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:04.480
kill everybody in your elf ball deck. Yeah, and this guy's in elf

487
00:33:04.720 --> 00:33:07.240
and if you have the concordant Crossroads, because of course you do in your

488
00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:10.720
elf ball deck, this guy and
all the manadorcs that you're ripping across or

489
00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:14.759
off the top of your library,
like your Elvish Mystic and then your Thing

490
00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:17.400
and your Elf and your Lanimore Elf. They're all just tapping to play the

491
00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:20.799
next one down, play the next
one down, play the next one down.

492
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:22.960
And then you make a token every
time you play in Elf, because

493
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:25.640
of course you do. And then
with all those Elf tokens, you create

494
00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:29.359
hoof because you got this guy,
and then you win. Yeah, so

495
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:34.480
awesome. That's that's what that does. That actually might see some play in

496
00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:37.440
modern I think, but this will
seem playing eage like crazy. Well,

497
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:38.599
for this card is gonna be put
in every ELF deck. But you gotta

498
00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:43.480
remember this is a modern set.
Oh you gotta remember this is a modern

499
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:45.680
set. That one actually might be
the first card we've talked about that actually

500
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:51.519
might get played in modern. Maybe
maybe maybe now here's another card that you

501
00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:53.599
might see played in modern, like
for sure, right, this is definitely

502
00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:57.880
made for modern, dude, definitely
hot take, hot take. I don't

503
00:33:57.880 --> 00:34:00.319
think this card is that good.
I don't either, Okay, made for

504
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:01.759
modern from sure. I'm gonna cross
my arms when I read it, do

505
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:05.920
it, and I'm gonna get people
to tell me it's wrong in the YouTube

506
00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:09.880
comments. Do it em We're cool
the World anew cool twelve twelve for twelve

507
00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:13.639
Gotta love that symmetry. Yeap,
Yeah, I wish I could buy a

508
00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:15.360
twelve back for twelve dollars, but
I live in Canada. That'd be sick.

509
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:21.679
Legendary creature el drawsy when you cast
this spell gain control of all creatures

510
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:25.280
target player controls. So it's a
little bit insurrection y, but only for

511
00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:30.800
one guy oh forever. Oh not
just to let him turn. Oh that's

512
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:32.159
good. That's nice. I didn't
think of that. That's good. I

513
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:36.880
didn't I didn't think of that.
Okay, flying good cool. Protection from

514
00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:39.880
spells and from permanence that were cast
this turn so you can't o ring her

515
00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:45.480
yep, and you can't flash in
a chump block, right, yep,

516
00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:49.400
that's good. Yep, yep.
Okay. When Emmercool the World a New

517
00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:53.800
leaves the battlefield, sacrifice all creature
control owned, that's fine. They don't

518
00:34:53.800 --> 00:35:02.119
get their creatures back, right and
madness six colorless? Sure that makes it

519
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:08.239
like that feels non consequential. Yes, but if I can like draw on

520
00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:15.920
discard or if I purposely build to
make this a discard thing. I can

521
00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:20.679
get my twelve twelve flyer for six
manna. It's pretty good. That's good.

522
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:22.039
Yeah, of course it has to
be in your hand to do that.

523
00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:24.519
So if it's in your command zone, Oh yeah, this this is

524
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:29.679
the least command zone el Drasi ever. Yes, yeah, this one goes

525
00:35:29.679 --> 00:35:32.840
into ninety nine. And for that
reason, it's like, oh, it's

526
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:37.280
just a maybe see it or I
won't see it. I'll see it once

527
00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:39.599
per game. This isn't gonna be
the el Drawsi I tutor for. Hey,

528
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:43.559
this isn't even gonna be the amor
Cool I tutor for Yeah. Right,

529
00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:45.800
that the other Emra cool is just
kind of better than this one.

530
00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:50.039
With the other other amor Cool.
Well, band, yeah, band can't

531
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:52.280
even play that one. Can't play
that one. Maybe they learned their lesson.

532
00:35:53.239 --> 00:35:57.559
It's watz they don't learn. Well, let's go on to Gangkou Future

533
00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:00.400
Shape or that card's fine, it's
you'll el drossy Weaves will play her,

534
00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:06.000
right, that's that's that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gangku Future Weaver,

535
00:36:06.719 --> 00:36:09.320
Shaper, Shaper whatever. I don't
even know what this card does.

536
00:36:09.360 --> 00:36:14.599
Non token permanent you control leaves the
battlefield choose one that hasn't been chosen this

537
00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:17.159
turn. Create a token that's a
two to two fox with vig, and

538
00:36:17.159 --> 00:36:20.760
then you can make moon folks and
foxes and rats, and you can put

539
00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:22.840
plus one plus one counters on creatures
you control on each creature you control for

540
00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:25.519
five. Is that good? No? If I have infinite manner, But

541
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:28.760
then I got infinite man, I
can do anything. There's better things you

542
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:30.079
can do the different man. So
essentially, like you play a fetch land,

543
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:32.280
your fetch line goes away, you
get a dude plus your land.

544
00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:36.639
Whenever another non token permanent. Oh
yeah, so whenever you do anything,

545
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:38.000
yeah, like sacrifice anything, you
get a guy. Yeah, so it's

546
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:40.599
neat. I think it's a cool
card. You can get a maximum and

547
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:44.760
leave the battlefield so you can blink. Yeah, so oh okay, so

548
00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:46.519
it's a it's a blank commander or
it'll go in the blink deck. It's

549
00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:50.079
fine. There's nothing wrong with this
card. I'll bet you it will see

550
00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:52.599
some modern play, shockingly enough,
and I think it's a fine card.

551
00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:55.599
In the ninety nine of an EH
deck. This was going to be my

552
00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:59.559
take, and it was gonna be
like this was going to be the take

553
00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:04.599
is Moonfolk players like all two of
them yep, now have white in their

554
00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:07.119
deck. And then I thought,
oh, it's leave the battlefield so you

555
00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:10.519
can do blink to get tokens.
This was my next take. It's the

556
00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:15.760
the Azorious Blink deck commander. But
we already have sixteen of those. We

557
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:19.039
don't need any more. The Brogo, We've got Yorian, We've got Ganku.

558
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:23.719
That sounds kind of dirty, haint
you? Yeah, yeah, I

559
00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:30.519
don't know. Do you like having
multiple commanders, same color identity do a

560
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:35.480
similar thing? No? It does
it feel familiar? Does it feel boring?

561
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:38.280
Does it feel sucks? Boros attacky
attacky, I'm sick of it.

562
00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:43.159
Azorious blinky blinky, Yeah, blinky
dinky. Can we say that? Yeah?

563
00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:45.800
Yeah, simic doing semic stuff.
We're even gonna hit one of those

564
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:47.119
later on. There's a cemic card
that just a simic shit. I like

565
00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:51.320
that one though. Eh yeah,
if you like semic stuff, you like

566
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:53.119
that. Grist variation. We got
a speed up man. Oh yeah.

567
00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:58.440
Grist Voracious Larva is what like a
one to two for green Yeah, with

568
00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:01.559
death touch it or another creature comes
into play. If you played it from

569
00:38:01.599 --> 00:38:07.280
your graveyard, you can pay green
and transform her, and then she makes

570
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:09.960
bug tokens and you mail and you
get a death touch calendar. If you

571
00:38:09.960 --> 00:38:14.079
mail a black card, then you
can downtick her to kill an artifactor and

572
00:38:14.159 --> 00:38:16.920
enchantment, and then you can minus
some number of her to get a copy

573
00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:21.119
of all of the creatures in your
graveyard into play. Except they're one to

574
00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:24.920
one bugs, right, correct?
Yeah, but you can't remember somebody's name

575
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:34.239
that you just meant correct correct Forrick
mother ass. That's like, okay,

576
00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:37.119
here's the question and we'll move on. Kit. Do you play this grist

577
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:40.159
because it flips over into Gulgary or
do you play the other grist as your

578
00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:45.760
commander? I personally would play this
one because I'm not gonna build insect the

579
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:51.719
deck, so I'd rather play this. And if you built insect the deck,

580
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:54.000
I would play the other one.
Okay, but you could play both.

581
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:57.440
I could play both in the same
deck. I would probably still use

582
00:38:57.440 --> 00:39:00.840
this one, though. Man that
back plains walker artistic. It's really cool.

583
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:02.480
That is freaking red made out of
bugs? Yeah, man, made

584
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:06.719
out of bugs. Why is she
one bug when she's little, but then

585
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:09.559
she's a bazillion bugs when she's big? I don't understand that. I don't

586
00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:13.679
know that. That's all Philer Miller
question. Yeah, he probably, he

587
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:15.840
probably knows. Okay. The first
card that I'm going to put in a

588
00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:19.400
ninety nine. I like this cartoon. Okay, I like this one too,

589
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:24.480
hair Aghast erupting null kite. Sure, yeah, whenever, whenever there's

590
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:30.559
some trope like erupting No no,
no, like like a hell kite is

591
00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:37.679
a dragon or or what's the other
one? The muld drifter one, muld

592
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:39.719
drifter, it's null drifter. If
it's el drawsy, it's null because it's

593
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:44.519
nothing, because it's no color.
Anyways, el Drawsy Dragon, it's got.

594
00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:47.280
It's a six six flying for nine. Yep. Seems bad. That's

595
00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:52.239
why I'm gonna play it. But
it's going to emerge six red red.

596
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:58.800
Yes. So you sacrifice a creature
and then minus that creature's casting cost from

597
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:02.280
six red red Yes. So this
could be very cheap. And when you

598
00:40:02.360 --> 00:40:06.400
cast this spell, you may exile
your hand if you do draw three.

599
00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:09.760
Sure, so late game fills your
hand back up. Each creature spell you

600
00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:14.880
cast has emerge, the emerged cost
equal to its mano cost. That's pretty

601
00:40:14.920 --> 00:40:17.360
cool. I like that, yeah, so you can just cycle your guy

602
00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:21.800
on the battlefield for the next guy, guy in the battlefield for the next

603
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:24.880
guy, because everybody has emerge and
you're getting a huge discount. This is

604
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:29.480
going into the Lord of Tresserhorn because
I want my guys to die. There

605
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:32.400
you go, because they suck.
I do like those. I like that

606
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:36.239
lots emerge, as we all know. Also is just another way of saying

607
00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:40.800
offering from Camagala, except as non
specific. Instead of offering a snake or

608
00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:44.880
a rat or a moonfolk, you
just offer whatever the hell. Yeah,

609
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:49.039
el draws, don't care. Everything
is nothing. Yep. Okay, m

610
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:55.079
scare iron Eater. I don't know
why that's funny. It scares iron Beater

611
00:40:55.320 --> 00:40:59.480
is a five to five for eight, so you know this is gonna be

612
00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:01.079
good. He's gonna affinity for artifacts. Yeah, so he's a five to

613
00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:05.800
five for two. When he comes
into play, you draw x, lose

614
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:08.039
x, where x is half the
number of artifacts you control, and then

615
00:41:08.039 --> 00:41:10.880
he does something else. So draw
three, lose three, five to five

616
00:41:10.920 --> 00:41:17.239
for Two's let's just like maximize this
because commander yes, yep, red three

617
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:23.960
sack an artifact bosh or fling equal
to artifacts manacost that tells you what the

618
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:28.320
deck does, that tells you how
to play the deck. I are we

619
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:32.079
ever going to see this in modern
Ah? Well, those Bosh iron golum

620
00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:36.599
decks are pretty good. Hey yeah
wait, Bosh decks were a thing in

621
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:38.599
Commander for a long time. Yeah, and you know who else is a

622
00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:44.559
thing in Commander? Tell me Bryan
start Arm and this is very akin to

623
00:41:44.599 --> 00:41:46.760
that. And I do play a
lot of artifacts in my deck. Sure

624
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:55.280
I could switch my Bryan start Arm
deck to I'm smear iron Beater and lose

625
00:41:55.280 --> 00:42:06.280
on sidewalks line correct? Okay,
yes, Yody Moogue ancient Yody, I'll

626
00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:10.719
take that, Yodi mog agent.
Sure whatever. Two four elemental for four,

627
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:15.679
two of which are simic enters a
battlefield. Create a one to one

628
00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:21.000
green forest dryad creature for each time
you've cast your commander from the commands on

629
00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:22.519
this game. Neat, so you
get a dry ad arbor. Yeah,

630
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:30.000
okay, at the beginning of combat, each each combat land creatures you control

631
00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:32.800
get plus x plus x where x
is Yodi's power. Is this going to

632
00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:37.559
go in your lands deck? No? No, it's not a land.

633
00:42:37.920 --> 00:42:42.079
Is it going to go in other
people's lands? That are dude's decks.

634
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.360
Yes, is there lands that are
dude decks allegedly? Well, they do

635
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:50.360
exist, and this should go in
it because it gives all of your lands

636
00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:55.119
that are creatures like that, what's
the one that makes all your all your

637
00:42:55.119 --> 00:42:59.960
forests into one ones? And people
try to combo with it because there's like

638
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:04.599
lots of untapped creature things they can
do when their lands are creatures. This

639
00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:07.760
guy could be the new commander of
that and give you access to another color,

640
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:10.079
and he acts as a wind condition
in that deck. That isn't an

641
00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:15.280
infinite combo. Sure, so that's
why you'll see that. Sure well,

642
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:19.639
baby, causelect the broken reality is
next. It's a good card. This

643
00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:22.440
is a nine to nine nine.
When you cast the spell, up to

644
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:25.880
two players manifest two cards from their
hand. We draw a card for each

645
00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:31.360
card manifested this way, and then
other colorless creatures we control get plus three

646
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:35.440
plus two. Now to manifest a
card. You take it. You put

647
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:37.000
it face down in front of you. It's the colorless two to two creature.

648
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:40.400
And if it's a creature on the
bottom half, you can pay its

649
00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:44.679
mane cost at any time to flip
it over. And now it's the creature

650
00:43:44.679 --> 00:43:47.280
that it was. Yes, if
you manifest early and they don't have manna

651
00:43:47.360 --> 00:43:51.960
to cast that creature, that creature
is just not in their hand anymore,

652
00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:57.480
right, Awesome If they're late game
sandbagging like an extra turnspell or an insurrection,

653
00:43:58.079 --> 00:44:00.480
now they've discarded it and got a
shitty two. Yeah, I can

654
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:05.719
choose myself and manifest my own guy
and then they're five four. You can

655
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:08.960
make two foot what is that?
You make nineteen power worth of guys for

656
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:14.119
nine and draw four cards and strip
your opponents of two of their things.

657
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:19.559
Fuck this card. This card's going
straight into my Wolfguard deck, even though

658
00:44:19.599 --> 00:44:23.079
she doesn't have an attack trigger.
Now, whole baby, if good one.

659
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:27.840
If you had the choice to play
this cause like or og cause like

660
00:44:27.880 --> 00:44:31.039
with Annihilator four, I would immediately
play first, cause like either because it's

661
00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:36.440
got cast draw four Annihilator four.
The Annihilator four pushes it over, like

662
00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:40.800
I don't give a shit about this. This guy five nineteen power in the

663
00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:45.400
deck that I play all drowsy,
and then Annihilator four becomes Annihilator eight and

664
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:52.320
I don't need nineteen power because you
ain't got no permanence left you're not wrong.

665
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:55.719
I'll swing at you and you can
have your untapped forest. Can we

666
00:44:55.760 --> 00:45:01.280
agree on something? Yes? Bo
okay, Yeah, Now here's a card

667
00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:06.320
that I think is just gonna be
hell. This card is Dante's Hell,

668
00:45:06.840 --> 00:45:09.599
like the Fourth Ring or wherever everybody's
a tree and the dogs are scratching at

669
00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:14.639
the roots. Yeah, this is
that's what bear moon blood moon bear.

670
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:17.079
Oh like, what do people call
this? I don't even care, but

671
00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:22.159
care kudo? I don't even care
bear, that's what he is, he

672
00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:28.000
doesn't kudo. King among bears is
the two to two for white, white,

673
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:31.400
blue, white green. Other creatures
have base power and toughness to two

674
00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:35.639
and are bears in addition to their
other type. You mean other creatures you

675
00:45:35.639 --> 00:45:38.800
control? No, no, no, I mean all other creatures. Hey,

676
00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:44.840
nice causelic dickhead. Now it's a
two nice nice fricking nineteen power for

677
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:49.039
nine man, nice sour on thick
daddy and orcs. They're all fricking two

678
00:45:49.039 --> 00:45:53.519
twos. Oh yeah, yeah,
well I guess the Armies would still be

679
00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:57.639
bigau they have counters on them.
Oh yes, okay. It just shrivels

680
00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:00.960
things into oblivion and it's just oh
god, and they eat this card.

681
00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:05.800
Oh, man alive. Hey,
if this was a Naya Commander, you

682
00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:09.320
could build this and nothing but pyroclasm
effects. Well, you play this and

683
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:14.920
then one anthem to keep your guys
alive, just burn every bear. Well

684
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:16.760
yeah, but not, it has
to be in the command zone to make

685
00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:22.679
that, because Green doesn't have any
creature tutors. No, yeah, no,

686
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:24.440
no, but that card's gonna just
be Dante's Hell. I swear to

687
00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:28.639
god. Yeah, that card is
good. This card is freaking good.

688
00:46:28.679 --> 00:46:35.079
Let's talk about what's the guild again. Let's talk about simic dot card.

689
00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:42.639
Nadu wing Winged Wisdom is a three
four bird wizard for Blue Green one flyer

690
00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:45.480
creatures you control, like all of
your creatures, all your freaking creatures,

691
00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:49.719
all of them have this. Whenever
this creature becomes the target of a speller

692
00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:52.079
and ability revealed the top card of
your library. If it's a land,

693
00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:57.199
put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise
put it into your hand. Only triggers

694
00:46:57.199 --> 00:47:00.800
twice each turn. Oh no,
per creature. Yeah ah, that's so

695
00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:05.480
that's too bad, per cree.
Oh my god, per creature. Yes,

696
00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:08.119
because the creature gains it. Yes. So if you have a just

697
00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:15.440
recently spiked in price, shookoh in
equipment that equips for zero, you can

698
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:17.920
just or lightning greaves because nobody plays
that card. That's right. You can

699
00:47:19.039 --> 00:47:23.119
just equip and move the equipment around
twice per creature and draw like frickin' eighteen

700
00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:28.360
cards. That's right. Thrust all
of the cards in your hand that target

701
00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:31.559
your creatures on your opponent's turns,
that's right. Like all the things that

702
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:38.280
say target creature gets protection or gains
indestructible yep, or fights correct yep.

703
00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:43.119
This guy's good because you just you
had to seem a carter, you know

704
00:47:43.199 --> 00:47:45.599
what. It was too difficult to
get land and cards in blue green.

705
00:47:45.719 --> 00:47:49.199
It was too hard, but so
it made it easier for us. On

706
00:47:49.320 --> 00:47:52.920
a cool birdman, bird is the
word. It is the word. This

707
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:58.119
guy doesn't say plus one plus one
counter on him. Shut up, that's

708
00:47:58.159 --> 00:48:01.360
just I don't I love the art
on this next card. I don't know

709
00:48:01.400 --> 00:48:05.880
what it is about it. I
love it Olmo Queen of a Zouva,

710
00:48:06.039 --> 00:48:09.480
but I don't think she's very good. No, I don't think this is

711
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:13.679
This is one of the commanders in
the pre con in Everything deck where you

712
00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:15.440
get the expensive land. Yeah,
Okay, we're gonna talk about that in

713
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:17.400
the next couple of weeks. Give
it a read. Yes, it is

714
00:48:17.480 --> 00:48:22.119
a one five for semic hybrid.
In two, whenever she enters the battlefield

715
00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:27.599
or attacks, you put in everything
counter on target land and another on target

716
00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:30.199
creature, and then lands that have
everything counters are all land types, so

717
00:48:30.239 --> 00:48:32.559
all the basic land types. It's
a towler, it's a mine, it's

718
00:48:32.599 --> 00:48:36.920
a desert, it's a lost,
it's all that shit. Yeah, and

719
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:39.199
the creatures are all creature types,
so like changeling, Yes, gains all

720
00:48:39.199 --> 00:48:43.239
creature types, so it turns all
your regular creatures into changelings. So like,

721
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:45.119
do you just play creatures in blue
green that are good and then they

722
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:49.599
turn into changelings? And who gives
a ship? Do you like? Do

723
00:48:49.639 --> 00:48:52.679
you play? Do you really need
more mana? Do you need to play

724
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:59.280
Erzotron in your Almo Queen decks that
you can have even more colorless manna casimic

725
00:48:59.320 --> 00:49:02.519
can't make or drawing off cards?
Is that what this is for? What's

726
00:49:02.559 --> 00:49:07.360
the point of this? I think
it lets you run a bunch of non

727
00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:12.880
basics that care about other things,
right, like the towers and the locusts

728
00:49:12.920 --> 00:49:15.519
and all that stuff, and it's
cute, but I think also, you

729
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:19.679
know my Orvar the all form deck, because he's all creature types. I

730
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:22.800
do all the mirrors and mere lords, all the murfolk lords, all the

731
00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:27.559
wizard lords. I think that you
do that in two colors. You get

732
00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:30.000
all the elf lords, you get
like the tarmagoif lords, if those ever

733
00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:35.679
existed, Like, you get all
the different lords that make bonus for all

734
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:39.000
your other creatures, and they all
give each other all of everybody's bonuses.

735
00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:44.159
I think that's what it is.
And this ends up being some combo deck

736
00:49:44.199 --> 00:49:47.320
that you and I haven't researched to
know about, or it's like just an

737
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:52.599
agro frickin' beat deck. Now let
me tell you as somebody that played five

738
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:55.159
color Oops All Lords. Yeah,
it doesn't work, It doesn't work.

739
00:49:55.280 --> 00:50:01.079
What deck was that corona before I
turn it into what it would inevit of

740
00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:05.719
the comm which was a voltron that
like goes to traveled around the table.

741
00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:07.360
It was like an Oops All Lords
deck where I played all the changings and

742
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:10.960
all the really good lords, and
then I would have these big dudes that

743
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:16.800
would get bigger whenever the Corona attack, and just yeah, it's a shitty

744
00:50:16.840 --> 00:50:21.440
deck. But this is two color
and you get all the you don't have

745
00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:23.599
to do five color, but you
get less lords. You get some of

746
00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:27.519
the best ones. I suppose green
and blue. It gets really good lords.

747
00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:30.960
But like it's it's I'm telling you
it's a bad deck. Let us

748
00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:32.920
let us know in the comments and
what what is it? Because I haven't

749
00:50:32.920 --> 00:50:37.599
looked at this pre con because I
had no interest in it. I don't

750
00:50:37.639 --> 00:50:43.199
care. Let us know what deck
this is going to be at the helm

751
00:50:43.239 --> 00:50:45.559
of give us a list. Let
us know in discord the preferred deck list,

752
00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:49.679
Like if you're a patron, like, we'll do this deck because I

753
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:52.239
would be interested to learn about it. If you want to drop us an

754
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:54.320
email, come out of cook at
a gmail dot com. Or let us

755
00:50:54.320 --> 00:50:58.280
know in the YouTube comments like what
is this one gonna do? I want

756
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:01.480
to see this card not be boring
because it feels like I'm missing something very

757
00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:07.519
specific. But it also feels like
how broad I went is too broad?

758
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:12.719
Sure, so somewhere in the middle
is where it's gonna land. Pearl Ear

759
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:21.199
Imperial Advisor Advisors three four pretty big
for an advisory. That four toughness actually

760
00:51:21.239 --> 00:51:22.679
makes a difference in my our commandrite
deck. Sure does. Yeah, because

761
00:51:22.679 --> 00:51:30.239
advisors are usually little pussy okay,
Spox Advisor life Link. Enchantment spells you

762
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:35.280
cast have affinity for auras, specifically
auras, Okay. So like if I've

763
00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:38.159
got like a freaking concordant Crossroad and
my enchantment's not gonna cost less, it's

764
00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:42.760
not got to be an aura,
okay. Whenever you cast an aura spell

765
00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:46.960
that targets a modified permanent you control
draw card that sounds like it's going to

766
00:51:47.000 --> 00:51:52.280
be good and enchantress decks. But
two things. Two things is, if

767
00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:54.360
this is your commander, you're playing
a mono white ENCHANTERSS deck, which is

768
00:51:54.360 --> 00:52:01.280
not very good and be usually an
enchantress decks. You spread your auras around

769
00:52:01.360 --> 00:52:05.559
onto a bunch of different things,
like the land enchapments that give you more

770
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:08.840
manna, right, so you're not
targeting something that's already modified. You know

771
00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:13.280
what this deck is? What is
it? Light Pause? For everybody that

772
00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:16.000
played Light Pause? And then then
you realize that your light Pause deck is

773
00:52:16.039 --> 00:52:20.280
strong as it is. It's literally
the same game every single time, Yes,

774
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:22.000
sir, and that gets boring.
Yes, So they printed pearl ear

775
00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:27.360
so you can take light Pause out, put Pearl Ear in, change deck,

776
00:52:27.400 --> 00:52:30.280
not at all play it. Oh
and that makes it more fun,

777
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:34.360
yes, because now your game experience
isn't exactly the same every time, and

778
00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:37.719
you have a card dry Engine in
your mono White Enchantment, heavy beat down.

779
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:43.000
Okay, And so I actually I
appreciate this card that it exists because

780
00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:46.119
that I really do think that it's
just there to replace light Pause for those

781
00:52:46.119 --> 00:52:50.679
people that were trying to play it
in casual but realize that you kind of

782
00:52:51.079 --> 00:52:53.280
you kind of can't, because like, yes, you can play the deck

783
00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:58.159
badly to kind of play to the
level of the game that you're in,

784
00:52:58.519 --> 00:53:01.199
But why do that when you could
just play the ship out of a less

785
00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:05.199
powerful card. So good on them
for printing this one. I like it.

786
00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:07.360
There you go. I like it, and it's an advisor. That's

787
00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:10.519
a good stuff. I don't like
this next card because it's gonna be everybody

788
00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:15.800
good boy dog oh blah blah blah, fairly exuberant Shepherd. It's a blank

789
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:17.480
card too, Like, who gives
a shit, it's a blank card.

790
00:53:17.519 --> 00:53:21.239
You blink something. If you blink
your own thing, it comes back with

791
00:53:21.320 --> 00:53:29.199
plus one dope. Okay, let's
move on Flage Flage Titan of Fires Fury.

792
00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:32.559
Oh man, I honestly thought it
was Flange, like in a toilet,

793
00:53:32.639 --> 00:53:36.320
I thought it was I thought it
was Flange. I thought it was

794
00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:44.159
Regina FALANGI friends six' six Elder
Giant for three manna borrow. Some one

795
00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:46.880
enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless
it escaped. It's a Titan, yep,

796
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:51.159
yeah, okay, like Uru and
that other one. Yeah, Croxy

797
00:53:51.239 --> 00:53:55.519
Croxus croxty. Sure, when it
enters a battlefield, it lightning helix is

798
00:53:55.559 --> 00:54:00.360
something three to something, We gain
three and you escape it for white,

799
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:02.960
White, red, red xile five
from your graveyard. So it's just like

800
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:06.880
the other Titans. It'll probably work
the same way as the other Titans.

801
00:54:07.079 --> 00:54:09.880
See everything we've ever said and anybody's
ever said about the other Titans. Infinite

802
00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:15.000
manna. Cast it from command zone
infinite times, sacrifice it and zone it.

803
00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:17.800
Yeah, rep so that's fine.
Do you pay seven mana to deal

804
00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:21.719
six and gain six? Is that
fine? It's probably shitty, Hey,

805
00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:23.000
that's shitty. Okay, but if
you have infinite mana, you win the

806
00:54:23.000 --> 00:54:27.840
game. So make infinite man in
Boros win game. Sure, Yeah,

807
00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.159
make infinite man in Boros. That's
the hard part. That's true. I

808
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:32.800
don't even want to talk about this
next card. Okay, I'll do them

809
00:54:32.840 --> 00:54:37.440
real quick, do it real fast. This is the flip row that makes

810
00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:40.320
instance and sorceries cost less. Cast
it instant or sorcery, Flip a coin.

811
00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:44.119
If you win, you can take
a damage and flip them. He

812
00:54:44.159 --> 00:54:49.840
flips into plus one instance sorceries cost
less minus two, draw a card,

813
00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:54.079
do damage minus eight, get a
spell from the top eight. The thing

814
00:54:54.119 --> 00:55:00.079
about him is both sides of him
do what Goblin Electromancer does, but this

815
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:06.119
guy's got upside over a Goblin electro
mancer and is easier to cast and can

816
00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:09.800
be your commander. So if you
care about Goblin Electromancer and copying spells in

817
00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:14.000
your command zone, you probably care
about this guy. If you're playing a

818
00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:16.719
Storm deck, you'll probably play This
Storm is so broken we should print some

819
00:55:16.719 --> 00:55:21.119
more support for it. Let's move
on to Rochine Roaring Profit. This one

820
00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:24.039
is interesting, of course it's interesting. It's Gruel. Okay, four to

821
00:55:24.039 --> 00:55:29.559
four Giant Shaman for Gruel and two
enters the battlefield mill six. I like

822
00:55:29.599 --> 00:55:34.320
it already. You could put a
card with X in its manecost from among

823
00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:37.519
the milled cards into your hand.
Yeah, so mill six drawn X drop.

824
00:55:37.639 --> 00:55:44.840
So it's doing Gulgary stuff. Yes, yeah, okay, tap reveal

825
00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:50.480
any number of cards with X in
their manacosts from your hand. Add colorless

826
00:55:50.519 --> 00:55:54.360
colors for each card revealed this way. Spend this manna only to cast things

827
00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:59.360
that have X in their manocasts,
doing metal workers stuff. That's freaking metal

828
00:55:59.360 --> 00:56:02.039
work man. Hell yeah, right, man, girl is the best?

829
00:56:02.400 --> 00:56:07.920
This card better than rosheene Meanderer.
Yes, I think you play them both,

830
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:09.920
though probably of course you do.
They're in the same deck. They

831
00:56:09.920 --> 00:56:14.079
do the same thing. Roschene is
just like an up It's an updated,

832
00:56:14.320 --> 00:56:19.599
upgraded one because Roshine has been far
out classed so far away. You know

833
00:56:19.639 --> 00:56:22.159
what I don't like, Tell me
I don't like when they do that where

834
00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:25.599
it's like, oh, you have
a roshem Meander deck, here's better Roshine.

835
00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:29.880
Well, and you have done nothing
to your deck except make it better.

836
00:56:30.000 --> 00:56:32.719
Here's the opposite of what you said
about earlier. It's the exact opposite

837
00:56:32.719 --> 00:56:37.400
of what I said with pearlier.
I like this one in the same way

838
00:56:37.480 --> 00:56:39.599
for the exact opposite reason. Because
roschen was a deck that I played,

839
00:56:40.039 --> 00:56:45.920
and I took it apart because it
sucked power creep just took it out of

840
00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:49.400
contention, like it just wasn't good
anymore. Okay, But if I wanted

841
00:56:49.400 --> 00:56:52.079
to put that deck back together,
I could, because now there's not that

842
00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:55.760
I couldn't before. But like,
I think it would stand a better chance

843
00:56:55.800 --> 00:57:00.159
in the current power level of Commander
games that I plan if I had this

844
00:57:00.199 --> 00:57:02.000
new one. Okay, I like
that. Take if there's some endearing deck,

845
00:57:02.079 --> 00:57:05.800
some pet deck that you can only
play when like people are busting out

846
00:57:05.880 --> 00:57:09.920
like jank shit. Right, my
Rochine deck used to get rolled by pre

847
00:57:10.039 --> 00:57:15.639
cons like three or four years ago, and precons have got much better.

848
00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:21.519
He tried being good at magic,
right, Like holy, okay, sat

849
00:57:21.639 --> 00:57:24.159
yeah, ether Flux genius. This
is the Energy Commander. It's for the

850
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:30.519
energy decks that exist in modern Let's
just keep going. No good, good

851
00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:34.480
Take boys. Every Thursday on our
Facebook page, you're gonna see altars by

852
00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:39.039
Ryan. One of those altars is
gonna be Gangar, sire of Famine Gangar,

853
00:57:39.079 --> 00:57:42.760
as we all know, Hill Gangar. No, just Gangar. Just

854
00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:45.760
take out the shell, put the
Gangar Pokemon on top. You're gonna sell

855
00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:49.800
those every week. I understand every
week. Guar Sire of Famine. This

856
00:57:49.880 --> 00:57:52.760
guy is cool. This guy's in
me. I like this guy. I

857
00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:55.159
like that he's like he's a million
different creature types and I liked it.

858
00:57:55.199 --> 00:57:58.639
Five called the mono. What Angel? Aaron is finally gonna build a black

859
00:57:58.679 --> 00:58:01.880
deck because I know he is,
because it's an because Angel definitely makes it

860
00:58:02.559 --> 00:58:06.519
right. And Aaron's gonna have an
identity crisis. You're gonna have to like

861
00:58:06.559 --> 00:58:10.159
console him. He's gonna cry.
Okay, six six for five with flying

862
00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:17.400
because that's for five. That's sacrifice
another creature, create a blood token token.

863
00:58:17.639 --> 00:58:22.440
Yeah, so good, powerful magic
so far. If you sacrificed an

864
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:25.719
angel this way, create a number
of butt tokens equal to its toughness instead.

865
00:58:25.960 --> 00:58:30.920
Yeah, so, like sacrifice is
Sarah Angel, you make four Yep,

866
00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:32.800
that's sure, and that's baseline because
angel tokens are four four us.

867
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:43.119
That's where several butts. You go
Arzov hybrid times three sacrifice six blood tokens.

868
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:47.840
Return each creature from your graveyard to
the battlefield with a finality counter on

869
00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:52.079
them, which means if they would
die, exile them instead. If they

870
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:53.920
leave play to Go Anywhere. Yep, they're gone from the game instead.

871
00:58:54.000 --> 00:58:59.480
Also the vampires now, yes,
so it's a vampire demon Angel Elder deck.

872
00:59:00.400 --> 00:59:02.159
Yeah, I like that lot.
Man, this guy's cool. I

873
00:59:02.280 --> 00:59:07.159
like him lots. I want to
see this deck and and how cool.

874
00:59:07.199 --> 00:59:08.559
I want to alter this deck.
This is the deck that I want to

875
00:59:08.559 --> 00:59:13.239
paint cards for. This is the
one. It'd be so like Gothy and

876
00:59:13.320 --> 00:59:16.440
like yeah, man, yeah,
like like Aaron's Apostles deck, gold Blacks,

877
00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:21.519
reds. This is a cool one. Yeah, okay, six full

878
00:59:21.519 --> 00:59:25.159
stop six. That's six. It's
the tree that Wren rode in. Yeah,

879
00:59:25.239 --> 00:59:30.760
she until she abandoned his ass for
seven and then abandoned his ass for

880
00:59:31.679 --> 00:59:36.480
World Breaker. Oh yeah, that's
how I think the story went. I

881
00:59:36.519 --> 00:59:38.480
don't know. Okay, what a
hussy Wren is? Hey? Yes,

882
00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:45.320
what a sexually liberated human dry as
good for them? Man or whatever?

883
00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:51.360
Was a jerk? Well this guy, maybe he's just a good guy trying

884
00:59:51.360 --> 00:59:53.400
to like. No, maybe he's
a nice guy and he's finishing last.

885
00:59:53.400 --> 00:59:58.119
So he's a two four with reach
four to three, lots of words for

886
00:59:58.119 --> 01:00:00.719
a three drop here, oh my
god, whenever six attacks so you got

887
01:00:00.719 --> 01:00:05.280
to attack with them mill three cards. You can put a land card from

888
01:00:05.320 --> 01:00:07.039
among them into your hand. Sure, as long as it's your turn.

889
01:00:07.639 --> 01:00:12.920
Non land permanent cards in your graveyard
have retraced. Yeah, buddy, So

890
01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:15.800
you use that land that you put
into your hand and pay the man acost

891
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:20.960
of the spell in your graveyard discarding
the land. You take the card from

892
01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:23.800
the graveyard, put it on the
stack, cast it, and then it

893
01:00:23.840 --> 01:00:28.760
goes back in your freaking graveyard.
This guy's good. Yes, this guy's

894
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:30.639
good. Yes. Retrace is a
great ability and I'm glad to see it

895
01:00:30.679 --> 01:00:35.079
coming back in this manner. Also, you know that this is non lands,

896
01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:38.599
so and the permanence, so you
can cast your creatures. You're gonna

897
01:00:38.599 --> 01:00:43.280
retrace your dudes. I like him. I could retrace my ren and six

898
01:00:43.519 --> 01:00:47.280
yes, just to make them feel
bad. Yes you could. Okay,

899
01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:51.719
check this out, the return of
Grand your end. Is this the first

900
01:00:51.920 --> 01:00:55.639
legendary common creature? I don't that
already meanshit anymore? But like I want

901
01:00:55.639 --> 01:01:00.239
to say yes, but it's probably
not. And it's fire blast. It's

902
01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:06.360
fire blast on A dude enters the
battlefield. Scoa Embermage Goblin Wizard. Six

903
01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:10.960
Drop enters the battlefield. Four damage
to any target. You can discard another

904
01:01:12.079 --> 01:01:15.280
one of him and sacrifice two mountains
to deal four damage to any target.

905
01:01:15.719 --> 01:01:21.440
This card could see play in Modern
because it's fire blast in a burn deck.

906
01:01:21.559 --> 01:01:25.079
Yes, this guy's freaking good,
although he cost six upfront. I

907
01:01:25.079 --> 01:01:30.400
don't know if burn decks want to
cast six pay six. Oh you have

908
01:01:30.440 --> 01:01:34.119
to have this one in play,
right, yeah? No, yeah,

909
01:01:34.360 --> 01:01:37.639
you have to have this one in
play. Yeah. Oh dann Yeah,

910
01:01:37.760 --> 01:01:40.360
Okay, forget what I said.
No, he's not gonna see play fucking

911
01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:44.400
anywhere. This guy sucks. It's
too bad that it's too bad. They

912
01:01:44.400 --> 01:01:52.719
didn't say you could play any number
sort of house markov is he's there.

913
01:01:52.920 --> 01:01:58.519
He's a two drop commander one for
Lifelink Extort and yes you can play him

914
01:01:58.800 --> 01:02:01.199
in whatever. He doesn't have a
white in his color identity. That's reminder

915
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:04.800
text blah blah blah. Well he's
also black wed on the backside, so

916
01:02:04.920 --> 01:02:08.639
you shut up and he flips over
and he like post combat main phase.

917
01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:13.639
If you've gained three or more life, you flip them and backside got sixtort

918
01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:19.039
plus two food token ah minus one. Yes, he deals damage equal to

919
01:02:19.079 --> 01:02:22.440
the number of life you've gained this
turn to any target. That's freaking goodness.

920
01:02:22.840 --> 01:02:27.719
It's a good finisher in several decks
that gain life. It's a good

921
01:02:27.719 --> 01:02:30.480
life gain finisher, and it would
be really good an aristocrat deck where you

922
01:02:30.519 --> 01:02:34.079
have the guy who's gaining life faster
than you can drain it out, and

923
01:02:34.119 --> 01:02:36.079
you can just kill him off at
the inn turn. Yep, it's a

924
01:02:36.119 --> 01:02:37.920
fine card. He's good, he's
fine, not fine, But everybody's hype

925
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:45.000
about this one. Tamio Inquisitive Student
card can fuck off zero three Moonfolk Wizard

926
01:02:45.079 --> 01:02:52.519
for one with flying attacks investigate.
Okay, so take zero. I'm gonna

927
01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:58.679
get a stupid clue token because Tamio
clue token. Whenever you draw your third

928
01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:02.760
card in a turn, sure well, breen storm or whatever. Yes,

929
01:03:02.840 --> 01:03:07.800
Sure, we're just trashing. They're
just dragging this card through the muddy.

930
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:14.679
Well, draw your third card Exile
flipper, she turns into oh she good?

931
01:03:14.719 --> 01:03:17.800
Green Yeah, plus two until end
of turn. Whenever a creature attacks

932
01:03:17.880 --> 01:03:23.679
a plane's walking control gets minus one
sure Sure minus three return instant or sourcery

933
01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:29.840
card from your graveyard to your hand
if it's green, add a MANA sure

934
01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:34.320
Sure doesn't seem that good from minus
three you can't even freaking do it.

935
01:03:34.559 --> 01:03:39.440
Yeah, okay, and minus seven
you know, in eighty six turns from

936
01:03:39.480 --> 01:03:44.320
now draw cards equal to half the
number of cards in your library. Oh

937
01:03:44.320 --> 01:03:46.159
that's good, So it's minus seven
win the game. Cool, and you

938
01:03:46.159 --> 01:03:50.320
can emblem with no max hand size
just in case as if you need it.

939
01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:54.280
Yeah. I don't like this card. That carton can eat shit.

940
01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:59.440
This next card though, Oh I
like this. I like this. One

941
01:03:59.519 --> 01:04:01.920
might go on my lands deck.
I want to do something with this too,

942
01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:04.199
I just don't know what yet.
He's a he's a two seven.

943
01:04:04.360 --> 01:04:09.000
He kind of looks like a sea
cucumber and a flesh light had a baby

944
01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:12.480
correct, Yes, with the with
the like led lights in it. If

945
01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:16.599
you're like camon for made a cam
girl joke and a good man. It's

946
01:04:16.599 --> 01:04:18.760
been a while and I said that
the last time I'd made a cam girl

947
01:04:18.840 --> 01:04:23.280
joke. Man. We gotta bring
back camgirl jokes on CEO. We need

948
01:04:23.320 --> 01:04:29.199
an extra C and the C stands
for cam cg co O Commander Camgirl Cookout

949
01:04:29.239 --> 01:04:32.320
Podcast. Yeah, okay. The
necro bloom is a two seven for white

950
01:04:32.400 --> 01:04:36.320
black green one. It's a plant
landfall. Whenever a landagers the battle too

951
01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:39.960
to make this your to one plant. Then it's like Field of the Dead.

952
01:04:40.039 --> 01:04:42.639
So if you have seven lands of
different names, you also make a

953
01:04:42.719 --> 01:04:45.960
zombie and he also has both.
Yeah, no zombie took it instead.

954
01:04:46.719 --> 01:04:50.239
Never mind this sucks. Instead,
don't read the last It's still good.

955
01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:55.679
Land cards in your graveyards have dredged
too, So if you were to draw

956
01:04:55.679 --> 01:05:00.400
a card, you can mild two
and take that land card with Dredge into

957
01:05:00.440 --> 01:05:06.800
your hand. That's cool, very
good when you have land cards that cycle,

958
01:05:08.280 --> 01:05:11.719
because you put the land card into
your graveyard to cycle it, and

959
01:05:11.760 --> 01:05:14.960
you would draw a card and then
you just go, oh oops, I'll

960
01:05:14.960 --> 01:05:18.920
take that land into my hand and
draw too instead into my graveyard. That

961
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:23.679
is, yes, well that's where
you draw to this card. That this

962
01:05:23.760 --> 01:05:28.079
is a cool card. This card
is what we commonly refer to in commander

963
01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:31.880
discourse as a mistake. You think
so, because this is the card that's

964
01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:36.800
going to show everybody why Dredge was
so strong to start with, and it's

965
01:05:36.840 --> 01:05:42.199
going to turn into the Dredge scale. Mark my words, Ryan, this

966
01:05:42.400 --> 01:05:45.920
card is going to ruin friendships.
Okay, I'm I was going to wait

967
01:05:46.000 --> 01:05:48.800
until we finished our last two commanders. But I'm gonna ask you, now,

968
01:05:48.880 --> 01:05:51.039
Okay, this is and this is
one of the questions I always ask

969
01:05:51.079 --> 01:05:57.039
you when you do legendary reviews.
Okay, is this the most powerful legend

970
01:05:57.079 --> 01:05:59.800
in the set? Yes? I
think it is. You think it is.

971
01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:01.159
I think it is. You know
what it's given me. It's given

972
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:05.320
me the Dredge vibe, of course. And everybody's like, like, got

973
01:06:05.320 --> 01:06:09.840
prickly backs and stuff and hair standing
up because Dredge is on a card,

974
01:06:09.920 --> 01:06:15.920
right, Yeah, So that's the
thing that maybe we're over emphasizing. But

975
01:06:16.039 --> 01:06:19.199
this also gives me, like,
get trug vibes. Let me be land

976
01:06:19.239 --> 01:06:24.119
in your graveyard, like draw more
cards. Cycling gives me get trug vibes

977
01:06:24.280 --> 01:06:27.840
the old man from ninety one eight
like BC right now, let me just

978
01:06:27.880 --> 01:06:30.519
be that guy. You kids out
there these days, you don't know what

979
01:06:30.599 --> 01:06:33.320
Dredge was really like, No,
you only know regular Dredge now that you

980
01:06:33.400 --> 01:06:39.519
have tools to fight it. You
weren't there in like extended or standard where

981
01:06:39.559 --> 01:06:45.199
Dredge would come up. You weren't
there just fucking beat you to death and

982
01:06:45.239 --> 01:06:48.000
there was nothing you could do about
it. That's why there's so much graver

983
01:06:48.159 --> 01:06:54.320
interaction right now, Gulgary Grave Troll, Dredge six bridge from below mill everything,

984
01:06:54.480 --> 01:06:58.400
make ten too, two zombies and
then what was it? Flame Kinzeliot

985
01:06:58.519 --> 01:07:00.480
goes into your graveyard and then give
I will give haste and plus one plus

986
01:07:00.559 --> 01:07:04.440
one swing for thirty on turn one, and then you Dread return by sacrificing

987
01:07:04.519 --> 01:07:09.360
three creatures. After you've dredged,
the Dread return into your graveyard. Then

988
01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:12.639
you get the flame Kinzeliot back,
and all your remaining two twos are now

989
01:07:12.679 --> 01:07:15.119
three threes with haste and all that
happened on turn one, yep. And

990
01:07:15.159 --> 01:07:18.400
that was an extended that wasn't even
in freaking vintage where you had access to

991
01:07:18.480 --> 01:07:24.400
like Bizarre Bagdad and Lion's Eye Diamond
and stuff like this. And I'm not

992
01:07:24.440 --> 01:07:26.960
saying that this card isn't able to
do that, though it could, but

993
01:07:27.039 --> 01:07:30.960
it could, and this thing is
gonna beat the crap head. Last time

994
01:07:30.960 --> 01:07:33.599
I checked, you could play Bizarre
Bagdad and go guard Gravetrol and all this

995
01:07:33.599 --> 01:07:39.639
stuff. Blah blah blah. I
I asked Brando one time when you played

996
01:07:39.719 --> 01:07:44.800
Dredge in in Legacy Legacy, I
said, if there was a card that

997
01:07:44.880 --> 01:07:49.800
did nothing that you couldn't even cast
like, the card does nothing except your

998
01:07:49.880 --> 01:07:55.559
life total becomes one dredge ten.
Would you play it immediately? You know

999
01:07:55.639 --> 01:07:58.239
you play four of them? Oh
yeah, I would want to play all

1000
01:07:58.280 --> 01:08:04.239
of them all the time. Yeah, I would break against you know,

1001
01:08:04.599 --> 01:08:08.800
if they ain't got no land,
I'd probably still get them. Oh not

1002
01:08:08.840 --> 01:08:13.519
if they got the freaking know.
If they got they but they'd have to

1003
01:08:13.519 --> 01:08:16.279
have what's what's the what's the card
flame blast? Well, then have to

1004
01:08:16.319 --> 01:08:20.399
have land cast for free. You
gotta remember I go first. Oh yeah,

1005
01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:26.279
it doesn't matter if my life total
is one, if you're zero.

1006
01:08:25.920 --> 01:08:30.279
Last two Ulla and his kid I
think is ulamag and Causelect. They like

1007
01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:34.640
melded together in the blind eternities,
and they craped themselves out as a Woburg

1008
01:08:34.800 --> 01:08:39.680
monstrosity that could also be cast for
five colorless. He's got devoid. It's

1009
01:08:39.800 --> 01:08:43.800
two five for five. Whenever you
cast in a drowsy spell, you may

1010
01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:46.359
pay colorless colorless. If you do
copy all spells you control, then copy

1011
01:08:46.399 --> 01:08:49.880
all other activated or triggered abilities you
control. You can choose new targets for

1012
01:08:49.920 --> 01:08:56.560
the copies. What that's pretty good. That that's where you play like an

1013
01:08:56.640 --> 01:09:00.680
ula mag or something and you can
like replay it to exile more permanence.

1014
01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:04.399
And it's a The top end is
very very high and the low end is

1015
01:09:04.399 --> 01:09:09.760
also pretty high. Actually, this
card card, the the art, the

1016
01:09:09.920 --> 01:09:15.760
man acost, the ability, the
place your mind goes when you think about

1017
01:09:15.800 --> 01:09:18.920
the top end, it's like it's
a doubling season and a pan harmonicon and

1018
01:09:18.960 --> 01:09:24.159
an al drasey and five colors and
no colors like all at the same time.

1019
01:09:24.199 --> 01:09:30.279
The place where you go is exactly
what Wizards of the Coast wants with

1020
01:09:30.399 --> 01:09:36.640
this card. It is the epitome
of a commander card, all with shoulder

1021
01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:42.319
boobs. I don't watched out that
picture is. I can't get over I

1022
01:09:42.319 --> 01:09:45.199
can't get past the shoulder boobs.
Have you ever looked at a magic card

1023
01:09:45.600 --> 01:09:47.479
and it's wearing like a tux seed, It's got like a collar. What's

1024
01:09:47.520 --> 01:09:50.279
the most like eye catching card of
that? Look at it? Look at

1025
01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:53.560
it. It's dink. Look at
it's got a sliver for a dink.

1026
01:09:54.399 --> 01:09:58.239
That's an elephant head. Man.
See look there's there's his eyes. It's

1027
01:09:58.279 --> 01:10:01.199
got a trunk and liver head for
a dink. And tell me you don't

1028
01:10:01.239 --> 01:10:04.239
see it. I was explaining it
to you. I just explained it to

1029
01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:06.760
you. Oh yeah, it does. Look at it. Look at it's

1030
01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:10.319
got tusk say. If you're watching
on YouTube, it'll be on the screen.

1031
01:10:10.359 --> 01:10:14.399
I'm sure Joe is like using the
telestrated. But the point is,

1032
01:10:14.439 --> 01:10:16.079
like, boys, you're already freaking
thirteen minutes over, get on with it.

1033
01:10:16.159 --> 01:10:18.520
The point that I'm trying to make
is when you look at this card,

1034
01:10:18.560 --> 01:10:21.439
the most eye catching part of it
is the nameline, and that's not

1035
01:10:21.560 --> 01:10:27.159
good. Is the first place your
eyeball goes. That's the only place as

1036
01:10:27.159 --> 01:10:29.520
a color that isn't some kind of
washed out pass. Oh no, I'm

1037
01:10:29.520 --> 01:10:32.079
looking at its shoulder mobs. That's
because you looked really closely at it first.

1038
01:10:32.119 --> 01:10:34.319
Now you can't unsande. Hey man, I see moves. I'm looking.

1039
01:10:34.880 --> 01:10:40.239
Okay. Is this the de facto
l Drowsy Commander Ulak? No?

1040
01:10:40.319 --> 01:10:43.560
The other one is which one?
The other five color one from earlier?

1041
01:10:43.600 --> 01:10:45.520
That one is you think? So? I think it's this one. I

1042
01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:46.760
think you're going to see this one
more. I think that people are going

1043
01:10:46.800 --> 01:10:49.239
to try and build this one and
then it's not going to go the way

1044
01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:51.399
that they think it is because it's
so man in intensive, and they're going

1045
01:10:51.479 --> 01:10:55.720
to play the other one because it
does the thing that you want to do

1046
01:10:56.000 --> 01:11:00.920
faster. Yeah, that's ask slag
ass slag swelling school. Yeah, I

1047
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:02.439
just I that's what I think.
I think that people when they start kind

1048
01:11:02.439 --> 01:11:05.520
of going for splashiness, they play
uhlek. If they're gonna play for efficiency

1049
01:11:05.560 --> 01:11:09.800
and wanting to like just kind of
win some games and beat some ass,

1050
01:11:10.119 --> 01:11:14.239
they're gonna play the one. Both
both are very threatening and if you sit

1051
01:11:14.279 --> 01:11:16.680
down against Neil drawsy deck, try
to kill that person because they will kill

1052
01:11:16.720 --> 01:11:19.720
you. Yes, yeah, every
time. Speaking of killing, Oh my

1053
01:11:19.760 --> 01:11:24.560
god, this might be the most
powerful. This is like this is Layman's

1054
01:11:24.600 --> 01:11:30.319
most powerful card in the set,
like sheer power top end will demoralize your

1055
01:11:30.359 --> 01:11:35.279
opponents. Conversations of and I don't
agree with this card needs to be banned.

1056
01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:38.720
Oh my god, it's going to
ruin the format and games with this

1057
01:11:38.760 --> 01:11:42.680
card are gonna be miserable. We
fucking kill it, I don't, Yeah,

1058
01:11:42.680 --> 01:11:45.039
just kill it with some uhlawog.
The Defiler is the seven to seven

1059
01:11:45.079 --> 01:11:47.800
for ten. When you cast this
spell, target opponent exiles the top half

1060
01:11:47.840 --> 01:11:51.560
of their livery rounded up, so
you millim out kind of cool, and

1061
01:11:51.600 --> 01:11:56.359
you might get their win conditions and
really demoralize them and they say they hate

1062
01:11:56.359 --> 01:11:59.880
mil Sure, then they're sad.
So then the has ward sacrifice two permanents.

1063
01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:01.880
It's really strong because why not?
Yeah? Uhawag that the file enters

1064
01:12:01.880 --> 01:12:05.359
the battlefield with x plus one plus
one counters on it, where x is

1065
01:12:05.359 --> 01:12:10.600
equal to the greatest man of value
among cards in xile. Let's say that

1066
01:12:10.640 --> 01:12:14.720
it's five. I would I think
that five is going to be the gold

1067
01:12:14.800 --> 01:12:17.119
standard. You will. I'm gonna
say it'll always be five at least,

1068
01:12:17.479 --> 01:12:20.000
yeah, probably not going to be
less than that. It could be as

1069
01:12:20.039 --> 01:12:24.800
high as nine or ten if it's
or maybe twelve. If it's less than

1070
01:12:24.800 --> 01:12:27.439
five, you're not happy. Yes, if it's five, it's like,

1071
01:12:27.479 --> 01:12:31.640
oh, that's really good. If
you hit somebody's like frickin' expropriate, expropriator,

1072
01:12:31.680 --> 01:12:36.199
I'm thinking of the extra turn one
that's got delve Yeah, it's like

1073
01:12:36.239 --> 01:12:41.359
eleven, yeah or whatever. Or
if you hit another on DRAWSI. Yeah,

1074
01:12:41.439 --> 01:12:46.479
right, it's gonna be I could
seventeen seventeen or the annihilator ten yeah,

1075
01:12:46.840 --> 01:12:50.640
which annihilator equal to the number of
plus ones on it. Keeping in

1076
01:12:50.680 --> 01:12:54.960
mind, you can also do things
like doubling season to double the number of

1077
01:12:54.960 --> 01:12:57.520
counters that go on it. You
can proliferate the counters. Do that in

1078
01:12:57.560 --> 01:13:00.119
your Ulalect deck because it's got green
in it. Yeah, you can double

1079
01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:02.239
the amount of counters you can go. Well, you can do that in

1080
01:13:02.239 --> 01:13:09.800
the ulamag Defiler deck because you have
like Contagion Engine. Ooh right, who

1081
01:13:09.840 --> 01:13:14.640
I was thinking, like double number
of counters. Fight something annihilate you for

1082
01:13:14.800 --> 01:13:18.319
like sixteen now because it had eight
before, and then hit you for fricking

1083
01:13:18.479 --> 01:13:24.640
twenty something. This card is just
the power the sheer power level is so

1084
01:13:24.640 --> 01:13:28.960
so high at a glance, it's
easy to see or say that this is

1085
01:13:29.079 --> 01:13:31.319
the most powerful card in the set. It's not. Even though the necro

1086
01:13:31.399 --> 01:13:36.479
Bloom you're claiming, the necro Bloom
definitely is okay. So the questions most

1087
01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:41.079
powerful, most popular, necro Bloom
ullamg. Yes, the necro Bloom is

1088
01:13:41.079 --> 01:13:44.479
the most powerful one. Fight me
which one is going to be the most

1089
01:13:44.479 --> 01:13:49.279
popular? Probably Ulilek or ask Craig
one of those. The just the fact

1090
01:13:49.319 --> 01:13:53.840
that the el Drawsi decks are pre
ordering for the money that they're pre ordering

1091
01:13:53.880 --> 01:13:58.439
from as we record. This is
a testament to the fact that those two

1092
01:13:58.520 --> 01:14:00.239
creatures are going to be the most
popular out of the thing. And I'll

1093
01:14:00.279 --> 01:14:03.920
bet you they're gonna be in like
the top ten or twenty five commanders all

1094
01:14:04.000 --> 01:14:09.000
time, just period. Oh yeah, cool, because everybody loves all drowsy

1095
01:14:09.000 --> 01:14:12.039
sept Downs. No, I like
them, then everybody loves all drowsy set

1096
01:14:12.079 --> 01:14:15.760
me and I play them too.
So but I hate myself, right,

1097
01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:16.920
I hate myself for doing it,
but I do it. Which ones are

1098
01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:19.880
you gonna play? Which? Which
cards are you going to build? If

1099
01:14:19.880 --> 01:14:24.119
any like which? Ninety nine's sorry? Which commanders? And then which in

1100
01:14:24.159 --> 01:14:26.680
the ninety nine If I was going
to build one, I would do the

1101
01:14:26.680 --> 01:14:29.840
necro Boom just yep, because because
you got all the Dreadge cards and foil,

1102
01:14:29.880 --> 01:14:30.600
I got all the stuff to play
it. I mine as well.

1103
01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:33.760
I'd like to say I'm gonna build
Ashley Flame Dancer, but I'm not.

1104
01:14:33.920 --> 01:14:36.399
It's just not my card. You've
done the Mono Red thing, and you've

1105
01:14:36.399 --> 01:14:39.920
got Mono Red decks. I've got
four of them. I don't need any

1106
01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:44.079
more. And then the last one
that I think I like is Rosheen because

1107
01:14:44.079 --> 01:14:46.680
it's a callback to a deck that
I did really really enjoy and it is

1108
01:14:46.760 --> 01:14:50.439
kind of an opportunity for me to
take another kick at it. And six

1109
01:14:50.880 --> 01:14:56.000
I'm gonna play six six for sure
in my av deck so I can get

1110
01:14:56.039 --> 01:14:59.960
some more replayability out of my stuff
that I'm paying seven four a second place.

1111
01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:03.439
Yeah, yeah, for I want
to try out Soren house Mark of

1112
01:15:03.520 --> 01:15:08.359
house MARKOV in my lended deck because
my commander has life link it's easy for

1113
01:15:08.359 --> 01:15:11.520
me to flip them and on turns
where I do gain that life, I

1114
01:15:11.560 --> 01:15:15.239
can like you can jump lock and
then I gain the life and then I

1115
01:15:15.359 --> 01:15:19.319
hit you anyway because he's got the
minus ability. I like that ral Monsoon

1116
01:15:19.439 --> 01:15:26.640
made I could replace Goblin Electromancer or
I could play both in Calimax because I

1117
01:15:26.680 --> 01:15:29.720
want to double, I want to
reduce. I want to cast the instance

1118
01:15:29.760 --> 01:15:36.239
in sorceries. And I like the
idea of transforming my Bryan Stotarm deck into

1119
01:15:36.840 --> 01:15:45.439
I'm Smear iron Beater Inbsecure Iron Beater. He's a demon, he flings still,

1120
01:15:45.600 --> 01:15:46.479
I can play all the big guys, I can play all the big

1121
01:15:46.560 --> 01:15:50.560
artifacts. I could play a bosh
Iron Golum. Finally to do like my

1122
01:15:50.720 --> 01:15:54.600
commander number two in the ninety nine
and you could, I guess you could

1123
01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:58.880
use like a goblin welder to you
could use like shitty little utility artifacts to

1124
01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:03.720
get your big flinging yes back bigs
flinging dicks. I like that big swinging

1125
01:16:03.800 --> 01:16:09.399
dinks you can fling. Yeah,
you could use what's the thing, the

1126
01:16:10.000 --> 01:16:12.840
spine of ish saw right, yeah, seven, So you could like play

1127
01:16:12.880 --> 01:16:16.399
that kill a thing, fling it
with ick smear, and then use goblin

1128
01:16:16.439 --> 01:16:19.399
welder to get it back to kill
another thing. Yeah, because it comes

1129
01:16:19.439 --> 01:16:24.399
back into your hand right when No, like a spine of ishaw. But

1130
01:16:24.439 --> 01:16:28.159
that's a trigger right when you when
it eatbs, it destroys something. When

1131
01:16:28.199 --> 01:16:30.399
it dies, it goes back to
your hand. It goes to your gravy,

1132
01:16:30.399 --> 01:16:32.960
doesn't it doesn't. It doesn't go
back to your hand trigger on the

1133
01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:38.199
stack welder it trigg exactly, yeah, exactly. And then yeah, man,

1134
01:16:38.239 --> 01:16:40.840
I'm telling you, that would be
one that I would like to experiment

1135
01:16:40.880 --> 01:16:43.880
with, just because Brian start arm, I've had the deck for so long,

1136
01:16:43.920 --> 01:16:45.439
but I've kind of fellen out of
love with it, yep. But

1137
01:16:45.720 --> 01:16:47.920
I don't want to take it apart
because it's good and it's got lots of

1138
01:16:47.920 --> 01:16:50.319
good stuff in it. So if
I could repurpose a bunch of it,

1139
01:16:51.640 --> 01:16:56.960
maybe do it Iron flinging Dinks.
Yeah, I like that cool And that's

1140
01:16:57.039 --> 01:16:59.880
that. And again, Ceco Nation, we've got a couple of weeks.

1141
01:17:00.279 --> 01:17:02.079
We're gonna talk about the whole set
next week, Sorry, Joe, we're

1142
01:17:02.079 --> 01:17:05.399
going long. We might do something
where we just talk about like the commander

1143
01:17:05.399 --> 01:17:12.000
decks in a modern set, which
is yeah, hey, I gotta take

1144
01:17:12.000 --> 01:17:15.119
advantage of the TV. Look at
yes if you're gonna want to buy any

1145
01:17:15.159 --> 01:17:18.319
of the stuff we talked about today, including those eighteen cent el drasis in

1146
01:17:18.399 --> 01:17:25.000
foil. CEO save promo code at
Fusion Gaming Online dot com. The last

1147
01:17:25.000 --> 01:17:30.479
thing I want to say before your
final thoughts is CEO Patreon, curb side,

1148
01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:34.239
pickup EDH games hop in the Patreon, get onto the discord, get

1149
01:17:34.279 --> 01:17:38.680
your games in with the Nation.
They're the best people you're gonna play with

1150
01:17:38.760 --> 01:17:41.800
that aren't us, And sometimes maybe
we'll be there who can say, and

1151
01:17:41.800 --> 01:17:45.479
well, they're probably better than us
too, especially at magic. Yeah that's

1152
01:17:45.479 --> 01:17:47.039
a thing. That is definitely a
thing. But so thank you guys all

1153
01:17:47.039 --> 01:17:51.319
for being here. If you have
an everything counter lady idea that will make

1154
01:17:51.399 --> 01:17:55.000
us say the deck doesn't suck,
get it into the discord. I would

1155
01:17:55.000 --> 01:17:57.079
absolutely love it to be proven wrong, So sendim in. You've got a

1156
01:17:57.079 --> 01:18:00.159
couple of weeks before we'll get to
that, but we will get to it

1157
01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:01.520
in us. So thanks again for
being here with us. We're going to

1158
01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:04.039
see you next week. Thanks for
sticking with us for as long as we've

1159
01:18:04.079 --> 01:18:06.960
been here, Joel, thanks for
editing us and not coming to kill us.

1160
01:18:08.000 --> 01:18:11.479
I'm preemptively saying that so that he
doesn't murder us. And we're gonna

1161
01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:15.479
see you back here right wait what
Yep, We're gonna see you right back

1162
01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:20.960
here next week for another very exciting
episode of Commander cook Out podcast. Been

1163
01:18:21.239 --> 01:18:24.079
our theme song.

