If I could do it myself, I fucking would. But my gun is
loud, all right, it's gonna be pretty fucking obvious where the gunfire is
coming from. What it sounds like a goddamn hand can it's coming off from?
Yeah? Just way of me. Seears set off some alarms, buddy,
all of them. Anyone. You can sing Jordan quick fast, in
a hurry. I must ask the question, the obvious question. Part of
you were acting under pressure. Take the fucking forward. It's part of a
different plan than this plan. Nance on plants, call them zinch. I'm
so proud for bitznake, for plan when ship it went bad that I'm giving
you the forward on this and I'm just you know, tried for my friend.
I'm probably bastake. You're the best poss I ever had. That's a
lie, and we both know it. Let yourself have this one. You
know I'm lying. Just accept it. That is not true. To take
any w I'll take kudos when I deserve them, all right, it's as
much as I deserve this failure. Now roll, You're cool, Okay,
see how cool? I am also part of the plan. Hooray? Oh
my god? Actually no, oh shit, Okay, all right, I'm
trying to think what stores would have their own fuxilliary power there is. It's
not even neo. There's just a waffle house in here. There's just a
waffle house, and that shit goes off because they definitely have their own power
source. I would say, yeah, help me out, Help me out,
guys. Yeah, the jewelry store would have its own auxiliary power because
there's a lot of money wrapped up in there. Electronic security system. I
would say, if there's an electronics, high end electronics store, Apple store,
not like a best Buy, We're talking like any like they upgraded one
hundred years ago, would probably have its own auxiliary power. Just because Sharper
image is back. Yeah, obvious another episode title, I know, even
image perfect parabola the golf store, just because golf is this newdy thing,
and of course rich people like the idea of security, so they would put
like the high end security systems in even though no one's trying to love a
golf store because it's not enough fucking land to play golf. I bet somebody
who makes it play at their swings Assessment simulator experience, like every other week
you can swing your real club at a virtual ball where it virtually assesses your
swing. It's absolutely thank you for also that have auxiliary power, no problem.
So yeah, Ice picked Prescott's old eyes just narrowing through the front window
of each establishment as they like off a time alarms set up for all of
them, and there's just a cacophony and noise, and now the cornheads that
are there, there's confusion everywhere. Everyone's kind of running around the chickens with
their head cuts off. At the moment you bought yourself some time. All
right, we need to book it, boys. I'll grant you that you
all get to the third floor where you hear but you didn't want to hear.
And there's just this booming voice over the cacophony. Everyone shut the fuck
up, man, damn attention. Now Alpha team to the waffle house.
Oh this is so hard for me to stay with a straight face. Jesus
Christ, bravo to sharpest image. I'll take sears as you like. Peak
around on the third floor down quarnt tooth is a rived? Oh not quarant
tooth. Don't they call their squads kernels? I don't got time for that
right now, all right, I don't have time for puns like Alpha Colonel
check the sharpest image. Oh my god, damn colonel with me. We're
checking sears that actually goes hard, that actually goes hot. All right,
I take it back, I think it back. Yeah, Alpha colonel,
Colonel, Charlie Colonel, and fucking gamer colonel. Oh my goodness. Oh
yeah, all right, socks is up on it. I don't know why
I'm helping you kick my ass. It's funny, I mean, yes,
that's why. Surprise, that's why it's fair. I guess. Okay,
So yeah, four squads active with the point you are on the top.
You've made it to the top floor. You dodged them. You don't know
how much longer you got. Necessarily, you still got half a mall length
to go to to even try and find the access way. And you're not
sure if you're gonna have enough time to open that up and close it and
you know, make sure there's no trace before they get to you. So
so all told the real easy jobs, super easy job. Yes, but
you do have a good head start, you guys think we just keep our
heads down and try to remain as uh as as calm as we can.
Yeah, have all those fills, there's still more vandalism. Actually, that's
a good idea. We could try sending off alarms on the first floor as
well. Take advantage point from the third floor. I assume we can see
down there, right, bit snake? Can you roll me in assessed room?
Oh? Yes, that is my good role. I'm sure. Why
would I say that, dude? Why the fuck would I say that?
It's easy eleven? Okay, you know the drill. I'm gonna give you
the list of questions. You can pick three. Do you have the list
or no? Do you want me to read it? I do? I
do? I do? How can I avoid trouble or hide? Here?
Avoid trouble or hide? The third floor is going to be the best place
to hide now, because no one has reached the third floor yet, so
either one of the fridays that's on the other side of the building. There
is a pot copy what is the shitty copy? Shot? I copy?
I copy? There's an I copy here. Starbucks is still around. They're
not necessarily where exactly where you want to go, but they're in some inauspicious
corners that you can buy time there. Right, You can buy your time
there for a little bit before they get to you try our new anti freeze
trape. I would say, where can I gain the most advantage? So
on the third floor, you do have a lot of good angles if you
want to like pop shots at people and things like that. You also are
noticing, you know, that chandelier is looking a little bit more rickety than
your first thought, and a bunch of these dummies are standing directly under it.
Okay, it's good to put that on the back burner, but I
would prefer not to kill any of these guys. Pretty much know who the
biggest threatened situation. I'm assuming he's also what's in control here. Those are
assumptions you don't have to actually, yeah, you don't have to answer,
thank you, thank you? What's my best way past? I feel like
that's the same as the first question and the second question I already asked.
You know what, I'll ask him? How is Captain corn vulnerable to me?
I don't know his actual name. I'm sorry, slip corne Quarto quarantine.
I had a smooth moment. I apologize. That happens. It happens.
From what you know about that exo zute design, there's some modification made
to it, obviously, but like regardless those models are you put it in
front of the thing that you want dead and then it kills it. But
like you know, the things on the sides and behind it, it doesn't
have really good vision like that. It's mostly like you know, you can
tell he's mostly relying on getting intel from his squad mate where things are and
then he'll go there and mow him down. But like he's definitely in control
because he's the baddest motherfucker there and like everyone's afraid of him. Absolutely.
If the problem isn't directly in front of him, he's gonna need some guidance.
Okay, so yeah you do. Also hear a it's a shout right,
it's kind of muffled from distance, but just a what do you mean
you can't find anybody? They're gonna start checking the third for real quick yep.
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