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out permission today April ninth. April ninth, John Rahm wins the Masters by
four strokes over Brooks Kopka and Phil Mickelson. John Rahm, who's heavily,
heavily rumored to be joining the Live Tour at six hundred million dollars, and
those rumors are not dying down. In fact, they are heating up.
Can't help. But tomorrow might be the day. His buddy Phil Micholson.
They both went to Arizona State. Rom kind of looked up to Phil or
whatever, but they had a connection from Phil going to Arizona State as well.
Phil kind of pulling some Lift Tour strings behind closed doors. It's a
little juicy, And I think John ram going to the Lift Tour breaks the
PGA Tour forever. I do mean that. I think this is the unfixable
thing, unless Charlie Woods is a star and Tiger agrees to become the commissioner
of the PGA Tour. I think the PGA Tour is broken forever. If
John rom goes to the Lift Tour, hot is hot. I know,
let's see tomorrow if it becomes official. But anyone, we will discuss for
moral, political, or most important, I think to these people, reputational
reasons. If you were like, I'm not going to the Lift Tour,
that's all out the window. What a quote unquote good guy just goes because
he is that, he's not a villain and he's a good guy. Now
other guys's gonna go like, I mean, screw it, He's right,
j Tours and shambles take the money might as well? How much? Sure
they offered six million and giving him his own team. There was a trade
that happened yesterday and live and it was and he's not in the field for
the like American Express something. What's this trade? The player for a player.
But one of those was Carlos Ortiz, who is a friend of his
reigning champ John rowm not among commitments to the American Express. So that he's
the defending champ, you go, you always go. And that's the Lakita,
California go, you always go. And that's the Lakina, California West
Coast Swing. He's won it twice and he's not committed to being in the
field, which is maybe the final right later that this is happening. I
mean he said this many times. He's made comments about not playing for monetary
reasons. He's made comments about never going to live. But I just think
what happened were Jay Monahan's or Monaghan whatever his name is, whatever he when
he came in and basically did a move without telling anyone. I think it
made everyone go. Nothing matters anymore. I'll get as much as I can.
What if there's also a what if it's not like tomorrow it hits and
rom says I'm doing it? And what if there's a couple other although like
Patrick Cantley is a great candidate too, Yeah, because he's not very well
liked. How do you say some massive top ten in the world type of
golfer, you know, how do you say no, you don't to six
hundred million dollars? Well, you say no if you just don't care,
like you're like, well, I'm good making sixty millions, six hundred millions
nothing to me. I rather compete. That's where you say, yet that's
never say he'll never touch that level of financial success just playing PGA Tour a
bit. Well, then why aren't speed than Justin Thomas going Because it wasn't
okay to go? It's totally okay to go. John Raum is about to
make it okay. That's what I'm saying. Now it's different. This is
why it's broken. Are the no laying up dudes said? I don't have
this number in front of me, but the six hundred million they wrote one
hundred million more than the entire twenty twenty three PGA Tour prize fund exactly.
I don't know if that's accurate. They're gonna go get Hoveland, They're gonna
go. Rory can't go. They probably won't offer it to Rory. Now
is a line in the same thing. They need a player to be the
commissioner of the PGA Tour and have administrators run it, but they have to
have it all right, we'll do this tomorrow. Let's have that level of
money is bigger than Tiger Woods being dude, well, I don't know if
it is today, but if John ram takes the switch continues, well,
getting would be whatever, let's do this tomorrow if and when this gets another
But if John Ron comes out to Stone Cold's music and says, uh huh,
I'm with y'all, I'm staying okay, so let's not do this,
the pgur would celebrate. Yeah, that didn't happen. I know he's going.
But the thing is is he can't really even use this offer alleged offer
from Live to as any type of leverage with the PGA. Can he well,
hey, well look man, they're offering me over a half a billion
dollars to go play golf, nothing close to that, but they they can
get changes made on the PGA tour with that, more money into purses and
the elevated events, and that that's what's happened. So the PGA four might
be facing the question do you want to continue to exist? If so,
figure it out, and then sports leagues tend to say, all right,
oh, we do have a lot more money that we weren't really making eligible
to you guys, Do you think that the PGA would ever get to a
point like Live where essentially they're just putting their their members on they're just on
retainer. That's what these guys are doing it live is just they're they're being
put on retainers to play their events. Here's your set wages, it's guaranteed
money. Just play golf for us and uh live a happy life, a
happy life. I don't wonder if the PGA would ever do that, you
know, based on the you know, the level of U. They don't
know who's running their show. Maybe the Saudi's running the PGA tour. They
don't know they have a living golf did by the PGA. They did as
we learned. April tenth, the Dalai Lama apologized. And my tongue.
He sticks his tongue out and tells a little boy to suck my tongue.
Who laughed? Is that the Dalai Lama laughing is handling, is handling again,
and he tells a little kid, a little boy, I think,
tell you this my tongue. That's not the doll. He wants the media,
the media and suck my tongue as he sticks his tongue out. What
level of man of peace or whatever? The dollar like? How how how
was that maybe lost in translation? How we saw the video. It's not
he sticks his tongue. He goes at him like a snake and if it
has lost of translations, they need to figure out our translation better, like
it shouldn't it can't be Okay, No, did he screw up the translation
in his mind? What like like my funny tongue Okay, that means stick
your tongue. Okay, that means made tongue. Watch yeah, na na
boo boo Okay, maybe that. I don't often, I'm just trying to
play Lama's advocate, dumb fair. I don't know how in translation the term
suck would be just accidentally thrown in there, like the way you say that
word and tell a kid to suck my tongue and then ah, it's fine.
He had two much emphasis on the hard k, but he apologized,
so everything's fine. April twelfth, New York City appoints its first ever Ratsar
Kathleen became the director of rat and Mitigation. They need it, they needed
it. We needed that up here at Ratsar. Well, they keep stealing
all the New York pizza. Yep, I'm dragging around the streets. Those
rats urning around in the subway were nuts. She's dagging pizzas in between the
in between the railroads, like an entire New York Slice and they're probably nice
and just hungry, and yeah, we got some diseases. What do you
look where we live? Yeah, like, we're not bad animals. You
try living in a subway for sake, right, we're just trying to survive
and we're a little hungry. Then go take a blood test. We did
a year ago walking by the vending machine and the rat was up there and
he dialed in and he got some cashews. Yeah, and he was like,
I'm trying to be healthy. Leave me outlone ay seven with my debit
card, don't look at my pen back off. April thirteenth, the FBI
arrested Jack to Shirah, twenty one year old member of the Massachusetts Air National
Guard. Do you remember what he leaked classified the United States Department of Defense
documents on a discord server? Boy, I don't. So he was just
up there hanging out, having a little live chat on discord, playing some
video games with streaming, and then he leaked a couple of pictures of the
US Department of Defense documents, like accidentally, no on purpose. Who's just
in a room with what he thought were some of his homies, and he's
a twenty one year old goober. He violated the s nineteen seventeen and he
was killed. He was not He was not killed. Twenty one, Elon
launched a first test flight of Starship. The device exploded shortly after launch.
Look a time awful in most ways, but ambitious man who does some pretty
cool stuff up, who didn't like blown stuff up. I was just looking
at the track that they're building in Vegas for the Boring Company for undergrounds ground
tunnels, and it's like, you forget that's even happening. Dude wants to
figure out tunneling hyper loops bringing people to space. That's all fun, but
also gf y. Yeah, but also gfy, I don't know anything about
the new Vegas tunneling system. Yeah, the Boring Company is the thing,
and they make the flamethrower as well. But yeah, they're trying to they're
making tunnels and it's underground driving tunnels. I saw fruction just yesterday to make
traffic less. Yeah we could use that here, Okay, Well I like
tunnels, yeah, yeah, I don't really like tunnel attacks. Do you
want, ever, do you ever want to drive the the what is the
Eurotunnel from London to France. The tunnel. Yeah, no, that looks
like fun because I went on the under the one in the Continental Divide in
Colorado and I had a mini panic attack. Oh you did, yes,
I started rolling the window down a region for water. I don't even know
why. I don't know that were you alone. I was with Christina.
I was trying to hide it. And then we went skiing, and the
whole time we're skiing, I'm thinking, God, I got drive through that
tunnel on the way home. So then we came back to the tunnel and
I just gunned it. About ninety flew through that thing. It is the
longest tunnel in North America, I believe. How long is it? It's
only like two miles really, but it is dark. How long is the
Eurotunnel? I don't know. You can't even drive through that, actually,
I think, yeah, I think you can. I think you put your
car on a I don't know. Actually I did a whole segment of this.
There's a tunnel in like Sweden or somewhere or China. Maybe it's seventy
miles. Like the longest tunnels in the world are scary, but they put
it on some kind of wheel barge. And they carry your car across or
through the tunnel. Is that a tunnel? That's why I think. I
don't think it's a drivable tunnel. I think yes, some kind of wheel
barge as well, well, said wheel bottle, wheel bar. Yeah,
what's your next date? April twenty second record outbreak of dingo fever? Oh
forty people in Argentina killed you got rich off that over sixty thousand infected by
dingo fever according to your Twitter. What if it was like Beatlemania just down
in some little area of Argentina they had dingoo fever. They loved the posters
of him. They love me. You're like the uh uh Rodriguez. You're
like six to Rodriguez in South Africa, sugar Man, the Sugarman of a
burb of Buenos Aires. When I perform there, you can't hear the lyrics
to the Mister Dallas theme because of all the screaming women. You have to
get into your car where your driver takes you, and all the women are
taking their shirts off on not at the back of your car. Yeah,
they're all just throwing chimmy churry and skirt steaks at you. God, I
love chim cherry skirt steaks. I love Argentina food. You ever go go
to Chimmy Churry and Bishoparts. Yeah, it's an Argentinian restaurant. They have
like funny cool paintings of like Lionel Messi and famous Argentines, other famous Argentina
like the many Like who thought that many but perfectly cooked, perfectly seasoned skirt
steak could be any better? But then you put that that green, delicious
cilantro laden chim cherry sauce. Oh good, the things I'd like. But
that's fine. No, he's right, it's amazing. Yeah, those are
other things. Yeah, there's other things. Kevin good, great point Ava
Paron, there's a picture of her. The official name for the wheel barge
is the euro tunnel Less Shuttle Traine. So is that right? You can't
drive through it? Is that as of now? No, you cannot you
to take the wheelbarge. All right, I'm now ramping things up. We're
going faster now. April twenty fourth, within minutes of each other, Fox
News fired Tucker Tucker Carlson and see It and fired Don Lemon Carlson because of
the dominion est settlement. Lemon because of just so many misogynistic comments. Is
that why you said that Nicky Hayley was not in her prime anymore? And
Tucker for being Tucker. April twenty bow tie shop that just closed right next
to the studio of the day Tucker Ye walked out with his box coming out
of it. Ken Rosenthal's face, Everything must it, everything must go.
I knew a brand ambassador, Ken Rosenthal. It's a picture of Bochie standing
on top of him. I could see you as a bow tie guy,
Kevio. Why not? Yeah, me too, Yeah, might as well
just make that change thirty five years in because I always wear ties. April
twenty fifth, Japanese spacecraft, the M one crashed into the moon. Damn
really Yeah, they were trying to become the first privately owned spacecraft to land
on the Moon, and they just crashed right into that bad boy. They
knock it off. Its actus created a little hole in it. Some cheese
started leaking out. Uh April twenty seventh, the NFL draft has had Bryce
Jungo's one, Chase Stroud two. The Cowboys took Mazzie Smith the first round
with their twenty seventh Big Steel. Waiting to hear his name get called in
the game. Yeah, you'll see him eventually. Mazzi Party. April twenty
seventh, James Corden did his last episode of The Late Late Show and no
one cared, No one that gave a single damn. They're going to replace
that with a show called a kind of a game show called After Midnight.
And are they still looking for a host? No, they had Taylor.
Tom wants him to do it. Really, she's pretty funny. So did
they inquire with Sports and such to maybe be the show that takes over for
that? They should have. They should have, but no one knew because
sometimes they would air the wrong show. There's a wrong time. Do you
ever watched Kevin's TV show Sports and Such religiously? And he didn't know existence
that's not true. You didn't know they changed things. I was quick on
this world episode. Enjoy every minute while you have it a long long time.
That's his monologue at the beginning. You should watch and review sports and
episodes of Sports and such. I will. I watched a bunch of them.
I did, too, lazy, it's a lot. That was a
lot. We're ten minutes away from the down between Christmas Cree Tree Topper.
We're two minutes away from a zero res live spot from Danny Bayliss. Just
gear up, everyone like me. The Writer's Guild of America strike began on
May second. Oh that sucked. May fourth, they ruled the Ed Sheering
thing. He did not steal parts of Marvin Gays. Let's get it on.
Oh yeah, we listen to that break it down. It was pretty
interesting, and I liked how Ed as much of a not an Ed Sheering
fan. Just hate him because he plays tiny guitar. It is true.
He was in Game of Thrones and kind of actor just like you. He
was terrible in it, but it is a tremendous actor. He wasn't terrible
in it. He sang a beautiful song. I said to Bolli the tree.
What was that like? Let's just get back to the scene where Ariya
does badass stuff. Sometimes the fighters sit out in the woods by fire,
and what all is you do? Not staring at their phones? Kevin someone
singings a song. He didn't do a note to even judge on if he
was good or not exactly for like five seconds. You hate red aheaded people,
Yeah you do. You got me, although your Internet search history says
something different. Yeah, yep, sure booms an ass hot, hot hot,
that's why you're you type in a J and it auto completes to Jessica
Robbins fray Haw Fox nothing nothing wrong with after a long day of swordsmithing to
sit under a tree, roast some meats and listen to a nice lilting Irish
ballad just to end the day. And maybe if we're good, Danie'll sing
us one. Yeah, I am ready to do it before the zero is
about which happens now. We'll catch up with the news tomorrow with part four
of her look back on the year end news. But coming up next,
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