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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety
seven to one the Freak. It's a

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happy morning in the Metroplex as your
Texas Rangers are going to the World Series.

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What is happening? Oh my god, I've never seen Tim do what

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Dannies are doing. That's called undulating, mikey u late, Okay, Friday

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tickets go on sell. They've scattered
tickets left. Yeah, game one and

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two or six and seven? You
mean of the World Series? In the

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World Series, why would we want
to go to the World Series? Who

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could possibly be in it? And
the World Series would be in Arlington this

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Friday and Saturday. Good morning two
next Friday and Saturday for Game six and

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seven, and at ten am this
morning at Texas Rangers dot com slash postseason

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tickets are on sell wild. So
I was going like, okay, what

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could I be suckered into? I
was surprised as we were scrounging up,

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you know, wastely we were playing
a waiting game on the secondary market about

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our tickets. Because I was surprised
how long that we waited to actually pull

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the trigger on tickets? Were you
mad that I kept saying, wait,

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no, no, I wasn't old. I was actually on board with you

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just watching it, uh, just
watching it. It wasn't dropping necessarily.

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Yeah. But then when we got
to about five o'clock and I tried to

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get a certain three sum of tickets
and then it goes, oops, your

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tickets are off the market. I
went, Okay, so they're starting to

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they're starting to go. Now,
they're starting to go to It didn't feel

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like I mean, they can be
described as they sold out Crown a lot

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of empty seats when the game started. Put it that way, man,

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I mean I was. I was
at game five, a four o'clock start

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on Friday. It was packed in
Arlington, So I thought that was kind

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of odd. Yeah, right,
I think it was sold out, like

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all the tickets were sold, But
as far as attendance goes, there was

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a lot of empty seats, a
good portion, a large handful of empty

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seats. And I think it was
just the people that rolled the dice put

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their stuff on the secondary market,
and look, there were plenty of secondary

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market seats left when we bought our
tickets. Like you can see the whole

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stadium and what's available, and it's
a pretty large smattering of empty seats that

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probably just went unsold. Yeah,
you know they're spoiled, man, Yeah,

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they are spoiled. It is World
Series or bust. Like Dallas has

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the late arriving crowd vibe, and
I never associated that with here, but

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I think at the very beginning first
pitch, yes there were some empty seats,

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but I think by the second inning, I took another look around to

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some of the areas that were empty
and it was mostly packed. And that

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could have been people that were doing
what we were doing and waiting to the

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last minute to see if the prices
would go down on the secondary market,

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you know, hitting their PayPal and
getting them and then showing up an inning

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or two in into it already.
Is this segment sponsored Danny or no?

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Uh? Sports at seven? If
it is, we'll play the intro.

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But if it's not, we can
do sports. Keep talking brought to you,

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buy your butt. Okay, it's
Sparkes tomorrow, but we don't need

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the intro today. J Ja's just
keep going because it's part of what we

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want to talking about the vibe of
things. And Danny did say something last

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night. He was like, we
remember seven straight ALCS appearances for them?

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This what this means to them is
nothing compared to what it meant to us

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as Rangers fans, who had quite
frankly taken the last six years off of

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doing business and haven't sniffed anything like
this in over a decade and tried to

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and the patting the Rangers on the
head for most of that time. But

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we did them a little bit when
they took seven years off to Yeah,

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yeah, but it's cyclical, but
it's been a while since they met.

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It's cool that maybe the Astros are
kind of at the end of their run.

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And I don't know, I hope
that's the case. They've got some

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pitching prospects coming to Yeah, they're
probably gonna be. They're going to remain

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good, I think. But even
if, in fact, like how Mikey

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was saying, these things are cyclical, if the Astros are which they you

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know, if they are, this
would be the time that they'd be at

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the end of their run. It
is great to have some overlap where the

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Rangers are getting good, Astros are
still good, and those that that kind

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of that Venn diagram is kind of
colliding a little bit. It's cool,

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you know, because I love the
fact that maybe our biggest al rivalry is

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you know, four hour drive.
It's kind of awesome, and that we

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the Rangers came here and exercise some
demons and took it and they did it.

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Came and Logan be damned. They
came down and they go and take

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took it. Oh, it was
so glorious. Soh ten second reset.

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We decided yesterday morning, right about
this time, and screw it, We're

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gonna leave DFW and come down here. And thanks to prosper Forward for providing

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a vehicle, and Zack and everybody
for stepping up and getting us hotels and

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everything, and got tickets to the
game, and in we go. But

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part of that deal was you two
idiots. I don't know which one is

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a larger idiot. I'm technically larger, but he's taller. Yeah, we'll

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call you guys, equal idiots.
Where the Laurel and Hardy you two are.

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I'm head at this table just looking
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are a couple of funny dudes.
But Kevo for some reason was like,

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I'm I'm gonna dress up for this
thing. I think we should throw that

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in. If we're gonna talk about
the experience of the ballpark, right,

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so Kevin acquire I don't speaking of
we may kill Kevo at the end of

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the baseball season because we got a
problem, Danny and I. We can't

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stop with a Kevo thing. Like
we didn't say any sentences to each other

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in a normal voice yesterday, with
just some sort of Italian mixed with Borat

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voice. Every sentence gets delivered like
I'm bought the bathroom like no one's listening.

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Kevin's not even around. You don't
even need to make that announcement.

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You just want to hear your your
fake Italian head rattle. It is not

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good. It was better Italian a
month ago. It morphs into bat like

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in two seconds, Like I lay
in bed, thinking we're gonna have to

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kill Kevio. It's gotta be over. Oh no. But Kevin decides he's

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gonna wear this super Mario outfit that
he recently acquired, which is a onesie.

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Essentially, he put his arms through. I was wearing normal shorts underneath

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them, but I didn't have pockets
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to walk anywhere, I actually had
to hold my wallet and phone. Right,

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I had these white gloves with it. I had the Mario hat and

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the fake mustache. Every time I
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bottle of beer would stick to the
top of my lips. It was sticking,

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it would hurt. I mean,
you definitely had Saturday Night Live mustache

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problems. Yeah, it was rough, but he looked hilarious. And he

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comes down to the lobby when we
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hustling to an uber and his full
Mario gear, and he looked incredible.

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Although I had to hold his mustache
and his gloves for half the night,

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Like fine, dude, I've taken
the video posted to social media. Yeah,

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hold his gloves, hold hold my
beer and my wallet. It was

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hard to get in. And also
using the bathroom was quite a test.

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Yeah, but it was the girl
that ops for the jumper on the night

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out. Yeah, I've heard that. Props the ladies. Yeah, props

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to the ladies that go with the
jumper, because I from my understanding is

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when they go to the lady's room, they have to completely disrobe to pee.

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Yeah, yeah, which you know
I do anyway, Yeah, Danny

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also does. And then Danny decides
to you know, raise or I don't

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know call Kevio's Mario bet with the
sentence I have a cow outfit that I

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can wear, and I'm just sitting
back with zero commitments in hands, saying

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yeah, all right, We're dress
is a cow. This is stressing you

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out a little bit too, though, well again, it came together so

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quickly. I don't have a go
to ready costume at my house, despite

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having a couple of things I've worn
in the past. It's all patched together

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with borrowed stuff in this word and
I tried to get the damn Garland richardson

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racing suits. I'm like, screw
it, I'll shave it down a mustache

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at the best. I can't what
a trite I tried walking through the con.

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It's bad enough with you just wearing
your Ranger hat and your Ranger shirt

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flanked by Mario at the cow,
which sounds like a iHeart Houston Morning Show.

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Hey it's a me Mario boomboo in
the Italian Hey sad day here and

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here was on the Astros loads of
the Rangers wives. Hey we got Mario

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and the cow here getting the guy
texted in that it's ding MoU ding move.

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I love it. It's just stupid
looking too, because there was a

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part I was talking to Mike as
Danny wanting to get a water at the

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contession stand and you're by yourself in
a line, and after Mike and I

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said, look at this idiot.
Yeah, he was looking at cow getting

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a water, hal purchasing a guy
dressed as Cavio, going we'll get this

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moron cow. Well okay, so
yeah. Cow costume was a Halloween thing

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that I got on Amazon last year
because my two year old last Halloween wanted

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to go as the moon. Yeah, the moon, Yes, yeah,

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I thought, you know what,
cow jumped over the moon. All go

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as a cow. It'll be cute. Yeah. Yeah. He cared about

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trick or treating for I don't know
about eleven seconds. So I'm stuck with

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this damn cow outfit. Well.
One miscalculation on my part was I'd forgotten

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that this cow costume had the the
equivalent of the insul of a sub zero

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sleeping bag. And I'm in Houston, Texas. So this thing was hot

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and itchy and it sucked, and
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I think by about the fifth I
think fifth or sixth, I had

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to peel off the cow outfit.
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the effect was, you know,
was there, and I just thought it

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would just be so funny to see
Mikey just walking with it, with Mario

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on one side and a cow on
the other, and some of the looks

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that we got. Yeah, and
I didn't see anybody else dressed up weird,

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and it is a week before Halloween. You know, that's what I

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thought you'd blame. The story is
not about the cow. Although I did

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take a moment to go fist bump
some of my colleagues at the Chick fil

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A kiosk, I can record that
it was spur of the moment. They

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were like, do we know this
guy? He peeled off and his cow

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outfit and fist bumped the Chick fil
A employees, And they did it as

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if like yeah, like yeah,
what's up man, Like he's a normal

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like he would normally be there at
an appearance or something. Yeah, you

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know, handing out sandwich. You
guys are doing a great shop. Thanks,

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many are doing a great job.
Thanks. I told Danny, I'm

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like, you could go to that
kiosk and say I need forty sandwiches.

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I gotta bring him over to two
twelve and they were just hand you two

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thousand dollars worth of Chick fil A
sandwiches. But the star of the night

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was not col It was keV Oh. I have to agree, dude.

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There was a moment about halfway through
where Kevin and I were walking through the

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concourse. We took a little tour, maybe a fourth inning range, had

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a decent lead and whatever. Yeah, and we're walking, you know,

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we didn't even say anything for you
know, a good thirty feet and he

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just kind of leans over and whispers, he goes, hey, KEVYO is

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a hit. Like everyone was saying, hey, Madio there and Mario yeah,

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although a handful of people did know
him as Kevio and yeah. Came

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up and took pictures and stuff,
like people from Dallas. Children were wanting

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to shake his hands, they were
wanting to post for photographs. The child

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that had the mom that looked like
Megan Fox even stopped by for a Kevio

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visit. He was an unbelievable moment, an unbelievable moment for all of us.

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Kevio a kid, this seven year
old kid is just all struck.

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But he's looking up at me,
and they're leaving because the game's over pretty

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much, you know, it's eighth
inning. And then I'm just like,

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oh, hey kid, I'm trying
to do the right thing, be nice,

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but you just like we were just
I don't know why. I don't

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don't get you know, I don't
get shocked very often. You know.

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Look, the woman is a powerful
thing in this world. We all know

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that. But yeah, I've you
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all walking among us. I don't
get taken aback that often anymore. Right,

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I'm not as horny as maybe I
used to be. Put it that

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way. There's four different and this
lady, lady mom clearly with a seven

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year old boy or a much younger
brother. Okay, she did. I

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don't know why, and I was
just like she was. The Kevio costume

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got considerably smaller for a quick minute. Did you see he tried to suck

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in the fake belly a little bit. I was just like, as they

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were making eye contact. It was
funny because Kevio is kind of down on

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uh you know, he have the
angled aisle staircase that goes down and then

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you're down where you can go to
the next level. And Kevin's kind of

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standing there is like greeting the children. Yeah, like all of them.

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I five all teams. I mean
because you didn't really, I mean you

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were wearing red and blue, but
it wasn't necessarily team associated. No,

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I wasn't. You were just there
for everybody. I decided to wear the

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mar hat. I was thinking about
not worrying the Mario had and having a

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ranger hat on, and I was
like, no, I need to like

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in Houston too. It could go
bad, sure, Mario hat on,

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But when you're down there and the
little kid comes by with Kmart, Meghan,

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Fox, Mikey and I are sitting
behind you going hi, mommy.

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I looked back at you guys,
and Danny's eyes were bulging out of his

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boobs and ass was opening his tongue
and rolled out like a red car man.

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She's probably just normal, like you
know, just a normal goal.

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Yeah, going going to work her
job. It wells Fargo today, no

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doubt. But in the moment,
it was a big moment for all of

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us, and I think the whole
stadium, the entire city of Houston was

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standing on their feet. There was
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about blowout games, you know,
GA games of the clause. I mean

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there's a lot of line and you're
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of mass exodus has happened, and
it also opened up in stages. The

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stages like after the Astros would kind
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control. It's there's eight to two
and then it's ten too. But they

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didn't create this like thing where now
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row and be Instagram models. That
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we were at like the Kodak photo
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They would all stop at the front
and do There was like a line waiting

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to just take the beauty shot of
the stadium, which I mean, it's

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a good background, the fields you
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looks good. But I was like, there there's a bunch of influencers here.

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I guess right, very strange.
But the card gave up pretty quick.

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I mean we it was maybe the
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I think they're kind of starting to
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you took a video d and then
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inning. I ain't even be posted
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was clear people were starting to make
a run for to which the usher mark,

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the usher in our section told us, if you guys want to go

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down by the Rangers dugout, you
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but I the cours seeker's home run
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on and then a Doulies who hits
a single and watches it after he hits

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it for about five seconds. Dude, it's the top of the wall.

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Didn't even make any progress down the
first baseline, launches it the left field

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and just stares. It's the easiest
stand up double for every player in MLB

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history. It's the easiest stand up
double for Kevio in cost costume with the

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big white dumb shoes on, just
running. Yeah, Keveo would have been

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standing on second base, no slide. But Adoley somehow got a single out.

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It wasn't he pimps it harder than
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and a half seconds of just watching
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Yeah, because he reized. Oh
crap, oh crap. But then that

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happened. So it's like two nothing
very quick, and you're like, okay,

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we get to the starter. That's
really incredible. And then Mitch Garver

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hits a single to center, which
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right field. I haven't seen the
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that, by the way, no, it's steal second base to make up

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for what he did. But then
Mitch Garver that we thought it was like

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a basic fly ball out to center
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off the bat where we were sitting, and it just kind of fell in

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and we were like, boy,
I forgot about it. It was just

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boneheaded right now? Or what happened? Are they drunk? That was a

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weird remember that one. Yep,
for sure. And it looked like an

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easy can routine totally. I saw
the left fielder like he was. I

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think he was kind of jogging.
Then he sprinted and then he dives and

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he ends up a yard short of
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the ball when it left the bat, it was in it was going to

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land in no man's land. And
I don't think either one of them committed.

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I think they they thought the center
in the right fielder thought the other

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was probably gonna get to it.
That's why your center fielder kind of took

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a lazy jog towards it and then
realized out of his periphery, right fielder's

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not really moving towards this thing,
I need to haul ass and then they

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both kind of convergedon it was too
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and they may have been set up
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That was very odd play. I'm
glad you brought that very and that's one

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that you from our seats, which
feels like the All twenty two cam,

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like you'll never see that angle of
that play again, you know, Yeah,

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because I am really curious how they
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it was three nothing after the top
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we kind of took the wind out
of their sales. They got a run

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in the first inning. You got
an l two a home run, right,

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yeah, then you had a third
and then double. It was a

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home run. He was a c
off double, beat off double, and

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then they got him in that.
I want to ask listener and text if

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you have any info on this and
or what you guys think. But I

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don't know. We were just fired
up. But I feel like that Corey

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Seekert home run was one of the
like deepest or hardest hit home runs ever.

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And I don't know, We're just
pumped. And then it was the

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first one, I guess of the
game. But it flew the bullpen and

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went halfway up that next section,
Like I don't have any of the advance.

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Okay, forty feet Okay, that's
a launch for context, the the

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Altuve one, although Evan Grant it's
a typo. In the Dallas Morning News

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it says it hurdled four four hundred
feet in the year got he hit the

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longest ball ever. But everyone,
Yeah, I did say the exit velocity

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velocity was one hundred and thirteen miles
per hour. You get anything over one

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hundred and ten, you're mashing it. That hits everything hard. Yeah,

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even when he's slumping, he's hitting
the ball hard. That was a sight

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to see that home run and the
outfielders barely moved. It's one of those

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Oh there it goes. What'd you
say on the L two B three sixty

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three. That's it. On the
ninth inning Altuve home run that went past

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the tr It went onto the train
track because that ballpark it's a weird ball

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man, that is a weird ballpark, and it's our ball Our new ballpark

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dunks on them. You know,
it was built up so it looks just

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like minute made park. And I
don't know. I mean, there are

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elements of it that does go.
You can go, dude, all of

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it, including game presentation. We
dunk on them. But the Yeah,

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although I really liked it all right. I thought it was a good park.

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It's nothing wrong with it. It's
it's almost like a ten year old,

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more or more version of our park. I mean, they expanded the

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concourses at ours and you know,
it's bigger and wider and there's a little

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more round. But man, I
thought it was awesome. It was.

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It was way better than I expected, I guess. I don't know if

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I thought it was older. In
my head, it's pretty kick ass to

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walk out of that ballpark after a
game. Oh my god, look and

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you're in the middle of a city. Yes, yeah, bars great And

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that was after a lot, you
know, a lots for the home team.

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Like that's like everything about it.
I really didn't. Yeah, three

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fifteen to left field, though,
it's a a high school field. Like,

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yeah, verylis. I'll say this, the Crawford boxes are smaller than

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I pictured on TV, or smaller
than I thought they were. Yeah,

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they're not as deep as you as
you mainly, and like that little nook

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where Evan Carter made that catchway up
against the wall in on TV, it

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looks deeper like that little side of
the Crawford box is not that deep.

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Especially how much bigger our stadium is
compared to THEIRS. How much bigger our

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stadium seems compared to THEIRS. Yeah, but but yeah, pop ups as

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proven by that was that was a
on the road? Right? Was that

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game six when the they did the
whole stat of only two ballparks that would

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have gotten out of Yeah, one
of the home runs with Nate Lowe's Maybe

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they're like that would have only gone
out in two ballparks in the MLB,

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with that one in Boston. Maybe
why don't even know, because I mean

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it is right field and left field
short, but centerfield's cavernous. I mean,

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because we had a left field walls
three fifteen, Like the right field

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walls deeper than three fifteen for sure. Yeah, no, I know.

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Yeah, but when you're as strong
as like Garcia is, you can hit

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a towering pop up that just carries
and the next thing you know, it's

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a home run. And Josh Young
did it. Don't a three to zero

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pitch that he swung at and we
were like, don't swing at it.

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Three oh, And he swung at
it and he looked up and he go,

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God, if that was fair,
that would have been a home run.

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Was foul? It's gonna easy to
do. A texture man says on

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TV. The secret bomb looked like
it was leaving the ballpark. Wow,

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Yeah, because that's it looked like
to us to like no doubt that side

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angle, like the ball peaked above
the between the right and center fielder,

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like it peaked where they were standing, you know, like for them to

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even turn around and a run it
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from the game standpoint, gonna leave
you at three to one and at eight,

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will kind of pick it up the
third inning when a Doley's came to

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the plate and we had another legend
born last night and many more legends born

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along the way. More on that
at eight, but let's step aside for

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a minute. Dual news. Yeah, those we've got some news stories.

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You had some plane airplane chaos,
so we got a big pile up,

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and also we've got a problem right
now in the Mahomes family. Next ninety

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seven won the Freak