Hey everyone, Robert here, I played just in time on Cop Doctors.
I know what you're thinking. What no way, you sound completely different.
That's crazy. You must have taken awesome acting classes. Well no I didn't.
I'm just that good anyway. I'm not here to talk about how great
at acting I am doing. I'm here to let you guys know we had
an issue with the latest episode of Cop Doctors. It turns out we here
at seven Lamb forgot to pay our yearly bill for sound effects, so we
didn't have time to get sounds for this episode. But do not fret,
you lovely bunch of coconuts. Jack and I talked about it, and we
came up with a quick solution to do all the sound effects ourselves. Holy
shit, that's right. All the sound effects will be done by us.
Hope you enjoy seven Land Productions Presents Cough Doctors, Episode twenty eight. Hang
pongeepepepep scalpel. Here you are doctor. It was needing midnight, but the
doctors will hut at work trying to remove tennis balls from a man's annual cavity.
How did he get them stuck in there? Apparently cheated on his wife
Ivanka Meyer, the two time Grand Slam winner. She's got a heck of
a backhand. I guess that explains how they're so far up there and they're
not easy getting out. It beats that woman we helped yesterday. Hell,
she's still recovering the stripper with the ping pong balls. Yeah, she had
so many uppercucie time be professional, use technical terms. Sorry her pussy,
thank you. Keep keep And there's another one. Case yanked out a third
tennis ball from the man's asshole. There's gotta be an easier way. We
could always jump on his stomach. Why's that always your first idea when it
comes to stuff being up people's asses and pussies? Because we've never tried it,
but by golly, I think it could work. As Case was just
about to grab another ball, gunshots rang out. Pop. What thee?
What was that? I don't know. There's Betty keep an eye on the
patient. I'll keep both on him. Popa time and Case went into the
lobby where people were covering in fear. Three armed men were at the front
desk near another man on a stretcher. What's going on here? I'll tell
you what's going on. Our boy here was shot and we need a doctor
to look at him a sap. And if you don't get the attention he
needs, then we're gonna shoot everyone in here. Oh my god, shut
up you hey, relax, we'll look at your friend. Just don't harm
these people. Fine, but no funny business, Sam, Keep watch,
Carlson, watch the back entrance. No one gets in or out until Manny's
back on his feet. Case and time grabbed the stretch out with the injured
men. Clink. You two listen here, and you listen good. If
Manny somehow doesn't make it well, then neither will you two? Got it?
You mean if your friend Manny dies, you'll kill us. That's exactly
what I mean. Then yeah, we understand. I got it. Good,
let's go. Five minutes later and the coup doctors had wheeled Manny into
the e. Manny was shot ten times, just narrowly beating fifty cent How
did this happen? Someone shot him? Yes? But why? Oh you'd
like to know, wouldn't you. Well, it ain't happening. We're gonna
help my boy and then get the hell out of here, and you better
do it fast before the cops arrive. Little did the bad guy. Know
the cops were already here time and case they were cups too, But did
you forget? Did you forget? Listener? We're gonna help him, but
was it really necessary to hold up the entire hospital. They tried to put
us on a waiting list, try to make us fill out all kinds of
paperwork. Then they threatened to call the cops. Well, look, who's
gonna call the cops now? You no, no one? Ah? That
was my second guess. All you're doing is causing a scene. Enough talk
out of you too, Help Manny? Now, well, help manny because
we took the doctors. Oh not because you're holding a gun to our heads,
but so kind of because of the gun to our heads. Anyway,
let's get to work, peepe. The cup duct us ended up removing most
of the bullets. Here we go, it's number nine. We call that
a full fifty cent. And now for the last one, which is tricky,
why because it's lodged in his spine. You better help him? Where
I swarm wearing doesn't bother me, I used to day us. See just
then they swung open. Hell, what's going on? We done here?
Not yet? Well, the police are outside they're surrounding the building. How
they know someone wants to tip them off? Shit? You get ahold of
the boss. Boss is working on getting us a chop her out of here.
Good, go make sure no one gets out. We may need some
hostages for a clean getaway. You got it, Al, Your name is
Al. Actually it's Alfonso, but as Paul Simon so elegantly put it,
you can call me Al. I thought chevy Chase sing that song. You
thought chevy Chase could sing? No, but I thought he did it.
Anyway, Enough chatting back to work. We need more time. There isn't
more time. The cup doctors scrambled to get the last bullet out. They
even called on Nurse Betty, although they didn't want to put her in harm's
way, but they really needed someone to hand them a scalpel. Scalpel here
you are, doctor Um all better? Well, the chopper is here,
it is. Can't you hear it? Oh? Yeah, I do now
faintly, Sam get Carlson man. He's ready. Okay, And as for
you, I'll grabbed Nurse Betty by her scrub. You're coming with us?
No, yes, I'll ordered Nurse Betty to push the cat out the door.
Case, we have to do something. Nurse Betty is in trouble.
If they get to the chopper, then we've lost I know, but what
are we gonna do? We don't have our guns. Remember he said we
needed to clean them, and now they're hanging from the clothes line outside our
place. I know. Damn what a bad day to clean our guns.
And they have machine guns. It's not like we can just walk up and
karate chop, but we need something long range. Yeah, but what can
we? Wait a second? I have an idea. They rushed into the
next operating room with the man we pennis balls up his butt sat still knocked
out. Damn it, I was hoping he was awake. Oh, come
on, time? What was the plan? Having fired tennis balls out of
his ass and an attempt to bombard the bad guys long enough for one of
us to swoop in, disarmed them and rescue Nurse Betty. That wouldn't work.
I mean maybe, but he's out cold this way, Time and Case
rush to Cherry Blossoms room. I'm sorry, what we need your pussy,
but like in a non offensive, perverted way, and how we don't have
much time to explain? There are bad guys who have one of our nurses
hostage. We need projectiles to attack. We need your pussy. I don't
know. I'd love to help you, but I haven't used my pussy in
over two weeks. I don't even know if I can anymore. Don't say
that. Yeah, if anyone in this hospital can use their pussy, it's
you. You used to do fun backstage shows. Yeah, and we heard
you was so good with ping pong balls that it put forward his gump to
shake. We also heard you were once able to hit Marc five. Actually
it was Mark four and a half. I mean still, but that was
that was so long ago, way before the accident. The accident where you
fell on a whole can of ping pong balls, The accident which saw you
so backed up you couldn't even pee, The accident that saw you reach out
for help here from us, I see what you're saying. You did help
me. If it wasn't for you too, I'd still have a full pussy
of plastic. Okay, I'll help, But there's just one problem. What
I'm still very weak from surgery. I have an idea for that time.
No, we have to thing the bad guys were already at the elevators waiting
for the ride. Come on, where's this elevator? Hey all, what
the It's one of the doctors. But why is he standing on a stretcher
with a naked woman with her legs open. I'll show you why. Just
then, Time jumped up in on two cherries belly Life dark. The bad
guys ducked behind many stritcha. Holy shit, she's locked and loaded. What
do we do, boss, fire? Time jumped quick on Cherry's belly,
even doing a little Irish dance. I'm going as fast as I can.
The bad guy known as Carlson was hit right in the eye and slammed against
the fire extinguisher, his head split in two on the sharp edge. Fo
we got them pinned down, get up and moved me forward. I thought
you needed my belly pushes, Not anymore. I can do this one on
my own. Matt bab here, I come. Hell yeah. Then Time
jumped down and pushed the stretcher forward as Cherry Blossom continued to fire ping pong
balls. Worst case, he's got to get Nurse Betty right here. Tennis
balls. Case slid around the corner with the man's ass up in the air.
He was pressing the man's stomick from beneath. You are right, Time,
you are right. Both kiss and time approached rambles. Both a tennis
ball and pink pop ball hit the bad guy Sam in his eyes with such
a fuss his eyes literally exploded. It was as you would say, Gonali,
No, I jumped up, firing wildly. Ry listen for you,
mom. Cherry spun around onto her stomach and fired from behind. Ah,
it went right through Al's fucking skull. Jesus Christ. You okay, Nurse
Betty, I am now that was some fine shooting. Cherry, thank you
so much. I'm just glad I could help. What's going on here?
It turned out that the bad Guys were a notorious gang that robbed several banks
and murdered three victims. When Money woke up, they gave him the electric
chair. The cop doctors were torn because they spent so much time saving his
life only to have him electrocuted. But hey, he was the bad guy,
so whatever. Cherry Blossom went back to stripping, but decided to give
ping pong bowls a break. Gary, the guy with the ass, divorced
his thinn style wife and married a skateboarder. He cheated on her too,
and well, his asses even wider. Now. Nurse Betty eventually went back
to nursing and the cop doctors well, they went back to being extremely fucking
off. Some Coup Doctor Cop Doctors Written by Robert M. Lamb, Edited
by Amber Simpson and Robert M. Lamb, starring Jack Austin as Justin Case
and Robert M. Lamb as Justin Times. Co starring Daniel Ketchum Hope,
Ennis Ashley Yorke, Frett Wilkins, and Kim. Music provided by Kevin McCloud
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